🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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When will Bossman get back on the (crack)rocks

  • Less than a month

    Votes: 494 51.9%
  • 1-3 months

    Votes: 136 14.3%
  • 3-6 months

    Votes: 31 3.3%
  • 6-12 months

    Votes: 5 0.5%
  • Type 5 if you don't care about any of that lame drugs shit I'm gonna be clean forever bros

    Votes: 285 30.0%

  • Total voters
    951
  • Poll closed .
Since you've all been such good rats this year, I'm gonna make sure you all have one of these hoodies under the tree waiting for you on Xmas morning.

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Ratdad not even letting him get on his phone to say goodbye to us all is so fucking WRONG dewd.
 
On the one hand, I hope bossman does his rehab stint of 9 months and comes out the other side clean and fit and healthy and happy.

On the other hand, I want 10k coin tosses.

I'm addicted to bossman being addicted to crack and gamba. Is there a rehab for that?

But on the third hand, if bossman actually completes his stint, the first thing he will do when he gets home is stream. The second would be gamba and the third will be crack. So maybe this is just a total waste of 9 months and the tax payers money anyway. Just let him do some crack and gamba. That's the prudent course of action,
 
On the one hand, I hope bossman does his rehab stint of 9 months and comes out the other side clean and fit and healthy and happy.

On the other hand, I want 10k coin tosses.

I'm addicted to bossman being addicted to crack and gamba. Is there a rehab for that?

But on the third hand, if bossman actually completes his stint, the first thing he will do when he gets home is stream. The second would be gamba and the third will be crack. So maybe this is just a total waste of 9 months and the tax payers money anyway. Just let him do some crack and gamba. That's the prudent course of action,
The government was fine with him being a degen as long as ratdad kept him out of their hair.
Replace Ratdad and balance is restored and dudes will be fucked because its so wrong and someone may or may not lose it all and hates their life and cant keep doing this bro he's soda fucking depressed bro.
This could be ours again.
 
Why are you all acting like he's gonna be doing 10k coinflips, he's going to a long ass rehab. Let's just prayge he's just fixes his drug abuse and not his gambling addiction, because we all know he's going back to drug abuse with gambling.
 
They tried to make me quit gamba, but I said, “No, no, no”
Yes, I’ve been broke, but when I juice up, you’ll know, know, know
I ain’t got the time, and if my daddy thinks I’m fine
He’s tried to make me quit gamba, I won’t go, go, go
I’d rather stay at home with slots
I ain’t got seventy days
‘Cause there’s nothing, there’s nothing you can teach me
That I can’t learn from one more play
I didn’t get a win last spin
But I know it don’t come from cashing out
They tried to make me quit gamba, but I said, “No, no, no”
Yes, I’ve been rigged, but when I bonus, you’ll know, know, know
The chat said, “Why you think you’re here?”
I said, “I got no idea
I’m gonna, I’m gonna lose my balance
So I always keep a sponsor near”
He said, “I just think you’re depressed”
Kick me, yeah baby, and the rest
They tried to make me quit gamba, but I said, “No, no, no”
Yes, I’ve been down, but when I come back, you’ll hear “dtpn”
I don’t ever wanna cash out again
I just, ooh, I just need a bonus
I’m not gonna spend ten weeks
Have everyone think I’m on the mend
And it’s not just my pride
It’s just ‘til this rage has died
They tried to make me quit gamba
But I said, “No, no, no”
Yes, I’ve been broke
But when I come back, you’ll know, know, know
I ain’t got the time
And if my daddy thinks I’m fine
He’s tried to make me quit gamba
I won’t go, go, go

Credit to grok.
 
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