🐮 Lolcow Michael Evans / Mevans / Mevans2703 / Mevans_2001 / MevansOdyssey / @CutLooneyTunes / @DailyCBMusic - Autistic Nintendo Fanboy who keeps embarrassing himself on the Internet, Former member of Gimmick Account Twitter turned Twitter Lolcow, ruined his relationship over a Fortnite quest, Worst player in the world, Send porn to minors, Cucked by Tyrone

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Michael Evans / Mevans / Mevans2703 / Mevans_2001 / MevansOdyssey / @CutLooneyTunes / @DailyCBMusic
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The context of this audio will be revealed shortly in this OP. This audio is gonna be extra funny when you learn it

Michael Evans a/k/a Mevans (born March 27, 2001) is a 24-year-old British Autistic Nintendo fanboy living in Wales, who became known on the Internet for making incredibly embarrassing tweets that would go viral on various social media platforms like Twitter, Instagram, and Reddit, to the point that he became a meme. What many don't know is that Mevans has a pervasive history of getting into fights with people on Twitter over the most trivial bullshit and having autistic outbursts over being made fun of on the Internet or losing a game.

Note: Mevans's history has been very poorly archived; as a result, a lot of screenshots would lack archives, or some sections would rely on other people's words.

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Mevans was born on March 27, 2001, into a family of Carmelle Evans and Paul Evans. Later, Paul and Carmelle would split up in August 2019 (when Mevans was 18 years old) due to Paul's gambling addiction ruining the family's financial situation, leaving Mevans to live in a single-mother household.
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(https://archive.is/81fZy)
As a young autistic lad, Mevans embroiled himself in the world of video games, where he found his love for the one and only Nintendo, more specifically, it's character, Super Mario. According to Mevans, Mario has
  1. Helped him with depression
  2. Been a place where he has found lasting friendships
  3. Introduced him to people in other states or countries
  4. Improved his communication skills and teamwork/
  5. INSPIRED HIM
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(https://archive.is/qk3Ms)
Although even his autism makes it hard to interact with some of his family members.
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(https://archive.is/D83ww)
He also has a cat named Cherry.
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Mevans's early tweets from the Internet Archive show us a simple teen who's enjoying all the things life has to offer for him. Playing video games on his Nintendo Switch and going to see the latest movies. Going through his Twitter timeline, it becomes apparent that his mom spoils him a lot, as she always gives him the money for all of his entertainment. But hey, it's fine, he's only 18 years old.
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(https://archive.is/Z5h4t)
Fast forward to today, and Mevans is still the same 18-year-old he was, but now he's 24. He still doesn't have a job, and he still does nothing but play games all day. He still doesn't have any IRL friends, and he still screams like a fucking manchild on his monitor over video games.

It is no wonder that Mevans constantly had arguments with his mother over him not doing anything in his life.

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Despite spending hundreds of hours playing video games and it being one of the only things he does in life, Mevans still manages to showcase a near DSP level of incompetence while playing literally any game he has.

One fact about Mevans that is important to note is that Mevans is hopelessly addicted to Fortnite Battle Royale. Mevans autistically plays the game religiously and completes every single in-game quest. This behavior is not atypical for Mevans, who habitually chases every trophy in every video game. Mevans even has the in-game emote "Crowning Achievement," unlocked after winning 99 times.
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As Mevans loves to talk about the games and movies he likes, he's also prone to publishing his "best" gaming moments on the Internet. Thanks to this, we can witness the masterclass of gaming in the best possible way.
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(https://archive.is/0fZ8t)
It seems that despite his large number of victories, Mevans is terrible at Fortnite.

As you can imagine, with such brilliant performance, Mevans is prone to losing, which causes him to rage. At one point, he raged so hard that his mom threatened to call the police on him. :story:
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He would also have a variety of meltdowns on Discord over losing. Here's the one he had over losing at Mario Party (the snippet of which you already heard at the start of the OP).

Even single-player games become victims of Mevans's rage. Like one time, Fallout 4 prologue made Mevans hate babies.
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The "lasting friendships" that Mevans talked about in his tweets were all online friendships rather than the IRL; in fact, all of his social interactions (aside from parents and siblings, of course) happen on the Internet, more specifically on Twitter and Discord. Mevans created his Twitter account in February 2015, when he was just 14 years old. His Twitter is the earliest known presence he ever had on the Internet and, at the same time, his most notable one, as Twitter would become his main platform.

People use Twitter in many ways. Some use it to check on the news, some use it to shitpost, some just want to watch memes and cat videos, but others, like Mevans, use Twitter to socialize and make Internet friends. If you've ever used Twitter, you've probably heard the words "mutuals" and "moots" thrown around. On Twitter, mutual (moot for short) is a user who happens to follow you, and you happen to follow them back, establishing an "Internet friendship" between you two. Mevans had a number of moots who would constantly interact with him publicly on Twitter, as seen by the stats he posted on his account.
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(https://archive.is/37sjC)
He managed to gather such a following by joining a Gimmick Account Twitter Community, with accounts such as Daily Crash Bandicoot Music / @DailyCBmusic and Perfectly Cut Looney Tunes Moments / @CutLooneyTunes, the latter one being most successful, amassing over 46k followers, while the other managed to get only over 3k followers.
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One big downside of having this much following is the fact that they can see all the stupid tweets you've made on your main account, and oh boy, Mevans had a lot of them. He essentially became a huge meme in the "Nintendo Twitter Community" because of how many unintentionally funny tweets he's made over the years on Twitter and Instagram.
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You'd be shocked at how shit Mevans manages to get himself into. Despite being a literal autistic retard, Mevans is very open to throwing hands at anyone, even for the most petty reasons. Or Mevans manages to make such a retarded mistake that it makes many people turn on him.

Mevans & W Faps
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As a man raised on the Internet, Mevans was exposed to a lot of pornography, through which he found his one and true love, Pyra from Xenoblade Chronicles.
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(https://archive.is/VNnAH)
Funnily enough, Mevans would only play Xenoblade Chronicles in January 2019, so he only started actually playing the game after consuming a copious amount of porn of Pyra. :story:
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(https://archive.is/MPbHn)
In September 2021, Mevans created his private NSFW account to collect his W Faps on Pyra.
He was so addicted to porn that he was literally watching his W Faps while he was at college.:stress:
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But the issue with the account would arise in 2022, when it was discovered that Mevans allowed minors into his private account, which caused people to accuse him of being a pedophile. If that wasn't bad enough, it was also discovered that Mevans was sending porn to his 14-year-old friend. This caused him to deactivate before returning with a Twitlonger, where he admitted that he did indeed knowingly send porn to minors.
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(https://archive.is/wgHrY)
However, despite admitting to this in his own Twitlonger, he still somehow managed to receive asspats from people within his community and was let back in.
Mevans VS Tom Miller / Tomathius / "Poop Fartious"
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Twitter [Privated]
Twitch
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TikTok [No Archives]
Instagram [No Archives]
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DeviantArt (Old version, before rebranding)
Switch Friend code: SW-0887-6113-5411
Tom Miller a/k/a Tomathius was another Twitter sperg who had a falling out with Mevans and made an extremely overly dramatic tweet lamenting about Mevans. In response, Mevans made an unintentionally genius joke, calling Tomathius "poop fartious". :story:
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At first, Tom took this with a level of humour, adding "got called poop fartious by a porn addict" to his Twitter bio.
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(https://archive.is/ats4i)
But later, the screenshot would start spreading around Twitter like wildfire, and many people would start recognizing Tom not as tomathius but as "poop fartious".
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This is where Mevans's genius shone through. These memes started to get under Tom's skin because no one would take him seriously, and every tweet he would make would be followed by people calling him "poop fartious". This caused Tom to sperg out, and on March 18th, 2023, Tom made a dramatic post announcing that he would shut down his Twitter account. On his Discord server, Tom created a new rule that if you call him "poop fartious", you would be immediately banned.
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However, this only caused the opposite to happen as the "poop fartious" jokes only increased on Twitter.
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Later, on March 19th, 2023, Tom would make a Twitlonger where he admitted to acting retarded over these small jokes, along with other apologies for his previous controversies, before completely rebranding to ScarletstarGazer in an attempt to escape his reputation. Making this, although an unintentional, a rare Mevans W.
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Mevans VS Aiden
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Aiden139 / @AidenRS139 was another Nintendo sperg and a member of Gimmick Account Community, co-owning an account known as OOC Tweet Crew. On 22 September 2021, Mevans decided to call out Aiden for making the same boring, engagement-bait tweets, saying that he only does it for attention.
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Aiden would take this quite personally.
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(Archive)
These two tweets would be spread far and wide around the Nintendo Twitter Community, as both Aiden and Mevans were known for being annoying faggots in the community. So seeing them both fight over retarded shit was pretty entertaining for them.

However, Mevans would later backtrack his tweets and delete the thread.
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After the backlash, Mevans decided to take a few days off Twitter, but before that, he found out that someone had apparently made a fake tweet of him calling Aiden a "tranny faggot.
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He responded in the worst possible way.
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This only increased the backlash, and so Mevans left for some time.

A whole year later, in December 2022, Mevans would claim that he's very happy to see Aiden get suspended, still being salty over their retarded argument.
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(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/mgA3p)

Mevans VS WiiUdisks / KaptainK
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WiiUDisks / KaptainK / eggnoggles / virpkl is a Black Floridian abusive transfur micro e-celeb on Xitter and a part of Nintendo's Twitter community. At the time, the general consensus on Twitter was that Disks was 14 years old; despite the fact that this would later be disproven, it's important to remember that 23-year-old Mevans believes he is beefing with a 14-year-old. Prior to the drama, Mevans had found Wii U Disks after he tweeted about a pedophile named "Coolguy."

Mevans went through WiiUDisk's account and interacted with a bunch of his tweets. Offering commentary on Sonic, games, life, or outright saying nothing, Mevans made a serious attempt at befriending Disks. He even expressed interest in joining the WiiUDisk Discord server, but he got redirected.
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Everything would take a steep turn when WiiUDisks posted a photo of a petrified Scott the Woz.
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Through Discord, a man named "Nate" passed this image on to Mevans, claiming it was a death threat. The gullible Mev tweeted it out, passing on this information as fact. Unfortunately, that post is gone. What IS available is WiiUDisk's reaction to Mevans' tweet.
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Somehow, some way, this tweet convinced multiple people to cut ties with WiiUDisk.
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WiiUDisk came out publicly and criticized Mevans for his "slander" and total misunderstanding of a Scott the Woz picture. The backlash was almost immediate, with post after post coming out, mocking Mevans for attacking a "14-year-old" over fake death threats. Not only was Mevans getting dragged for fucking up his allegations, but users started dredging up his old NSFW account (@ThirstyMevans).
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People tried getting Mevans' attention amidst his Nintendo-Twitter reckoning. Mevans found this highly inappropriate.
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(https://archive.ph/wip/TzF12)
At first, Mevans tried to pass the blame onto "Nate," blaming him for misunderstanding the photo and giving poor unwitting Mevans the image. Unfortunately, this response did little to quell the fire.
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Next, he tried self-deprecation. Quote tweeting every snarky reply with streams of depression and self-pity.
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Finally, Mevans apologized publicly to WiiUDisk. Despite not winning over the public, there was a good-faith attempt at mending his wrongs, as can be seen in his thread. The cold-hearted Disks reposted the photo of Scott the Woz.
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This tweet was soon raided by WiiUDisk's Discord server after being ordered to do so by Disks.
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After looking around and noticing the amount of hatred he was receiving, Mevans decided to make his account private. In his newly formed hug box, Mevans began to 'bait. Screaming endlessly about how much he wanted "the pain to stop" or how he was literally bawling his eyes out over Twitter drama.
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(https://archive.ph/3JkxI)
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If you're wondering why he still hasn't just DFE'd, it's because he wanted to supply his audience with commentary on the upcoming Nintendo release, Mario & Luigi: Brothership.
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Mevs' tirades would continue for a couple of days, providing us with gem after gem. After around 5 days of autism, Mevans finally deactivated.
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Through Discord, Mevans would continue to communicate his afterthoughts on the drama.
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WiiUDisks would continue to clown on Mevans, despite the fact that they had worked things out in private. The vengeful Disks rejected all of Mevans' apologies and began boosting allegations made against Evans. He would also go on to post about how stressed he was over this whole ordeal. *sigh*And he repeatedly threatened to quit Twitter (mental health break), crying for people to "leave him alone."
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(https://archive.ph/ueI9b)
In another Rare Mevans W, he would be 100% vindicated, as WiiUDisks was a cutter, extortionist, and cp poster. After this drama, Mevans would sign up for Twitter's competitor and lefty hugbox, Bluesky, which is where he resides to this day.
Jbear / @JbearConfort / Jaclyn Renee Confort
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You may be surprised to learn that Mevans, despite his retardation, managed to get himself a girlfriend, a TRUE AND HONEST Nintendo autist, just like himself (Please keep in mind that their relationship is purely e-dating)

Jaclyn Renee Confort a/k/a Jbear is an autistic American woman who became Mevans' girlfriend around 2023. Because of this, she became a target for trolling, and just like Mevans, she was very prone to responding to all of them, or sometimes doing retarded shit herself
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(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/EbxrV)
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Because of this, she left Twitter completely
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(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/bwGAB)
But their relationship would soon meet its end. And not because of the trolls, but because of Mevans' own actions
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As previously mentioned, Mevans is extremely addicted to Fortnite and has been playing it on and off for a long time, and despite this, he's still absolutely fucking garbage at it. With all of that in mind, Mevans decided to play some Fortnite and grind challenges with his duos partner, Tyrone Phillips
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The mission required Mevans to get a certain number of kills with the "Leadsplitter 3000." During one fateful match, Mevans had dealt a majority of damage to an enemy, only for Tyrone to swoop in and steal the kill. Rendering his efforts useless. This simple mistake sent Mevans into a frenzy, and he instantly took his grievances to his public Discord.
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Unfortunately for Jbear, she would be caught in the crossfire of his jealous fury
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Eventually, the pressure had reached a boiling point, resulting in this absolute gem.
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Mevans had lost his girlfriend over a Fortnite quest that expired 10 hours later. Now, for any normal person, this would be a wake-up call: get off of Fortnite and talk to your girlfriend, but Mevans is not a normal person; he continued to play Fortnite whilst complaining about Tyrone for an additional 2 hours
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Big Mev used Discord's voice note feature to scream about more Fortnite. Watch and despair at this beautiful crashout gifted to us by Mevans himself

One Discord user noted that his rants went to 4 in the morning
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Later, after Mevans had finally snapped out of his lucid rage, he decided to draft an apology to Tyrone, the autistic black man who cucked him out of his quest and his girlfriend
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In his apology, he blames Epic Games for torching their relationship and causing him to lash out. At the end, he promised to apologize to his girlfriend. Mevans reached out to Jbear on Discord in an attempt to salvage his crumbling relationship. But it was in vain, and the two decided to stay single
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If you wanna know, Tyrone accepted the apology and was actually trying to say sorry to him
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In the end, Mevans lost a girlfriend and learned nothing
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In fact, the tweet announcing their e-breakup went semi-viral and garnered 69k likes. He even got the attention from Pyrocynical

Special Thanks to
@Polentic | @dcss | @LiquidChrisRespecter | @Delta Δ | @troonshine
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Socials
Twitter (Mevans2703)
Twitter (ThirstyMevans, Created for his W Faps)
Twitter (MevansOdyssey)
Twitter (Evaneo) [No Archvies] [Except for this one meme video]
Twitter (No Context Bernie) [No Archvies]
Twitter (Mevans_2001) [No Archvies]
Twitter (Crash Bandicoot) [Deleted]
Twitter (Looney Tunes) [Deleted]
Instagram [Privated]
BlueSky
Epic Games
PSN
Reddit
YouTube
Amino [No Archives]
Nintendo Switch Friend code: SW-0007-1825-9513
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Note: Mevans in the reflection :story:
Snapchat
Discord ID: 394975957133295619
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who doesn't put mustard or relish on their hot dogs? having them be that messy is one thing, depriving them of almost all flavor is another.
 
Good OP. Learned a lot from it, but dude, I know this is unrelated, but I need your help. God, this thread will run that joke into the ground.

Here's an extra Mevens thing that was on the Obscure Laughingstocks thread, but wasn't included in the OP.
Check attachments for Mevans deleting troll comments and telling the haters to get a life.
 

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Very good so far. Some minor critiques:
I'd be shocked at how shit Mevans manages to get himself into.
Should be, "I'd be shocked at how much shit Mevans manages to get himself into."
Mevans would claim that he's very happy to see Aiden, still being salty over their retarded argument
Should be, "Mevans would claim that he's very happy to see Aiden suspended".
Twitter (Mevans2703)
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Great thread, I’ll be keeping a close watch on this one. Even though I made the Obscure Laughingstocks post on him, I didn’t even know much of this lore. But dude, I know this is unrelated, but I do have two quick nitpicks:

Michael Evans a/k/a Mevans (born March 27, 2001) is a 24-year-old British Autistic Nintendo fanboy living in Wales, England
Wales isn’t a part of England, it’s its own country in the UK. Why people keep saying he’s British despite me bringing up that he’s Welsh in the original thread is beyond me.

You may be surprised to learn that Mevans, despite his retardation, managed to get himself a girlfriend
It should be explicitly stated that this is e-dating. I know it’s fairly obvious, but it’s an important distinction to make. The circumstances between two normal people dating and two terminally online autistic losers ERPing in Discord DMs are completely different, and I don’t think it should be seen as real dating.
 
What I find most funny about the fortnite bit, is that you can easily make bot matches to do quests. He wasted 2 hours of his life and a relationship just for something he could have done in 15 minutes lmfao.
 
Big Mev has changed his profile picture to a Yellow Mario OC.
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Here is his explanation behind his decision.
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In other Mevans news, he doesn't get why leaving your baby in a hot car is a crime.
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NEVER let this man have kids :story:
 
Great OP. I keep seeing this man when I used to have a twatter account.and The saga of this man was just never-ending story of weens and a-loggers orbiting around a Nintendo autist who is too stupid to tell actual fans vs trolls. I would say he is the modern day chris but at this point, who isn't acting like chris.
 
Here is his explanation behind his decision.
Those stupid trolls fucking with his original PFP. We gotta take them to the cyberprison those god damn no lifers!! :mad:

Also, just because he made Mario yellow, doesn't mean it's his OC... and you know what else is yellow? :medallion:
 
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I happened to know someone who was in contact with Mevans a bit last year, here's some stuff from those interactions:
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Also, here's one of Mevans' enemies, Velocity, messing with JBear:
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