🍗 Deathfat Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

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When will Juliana become bedbound? As of January 2022

  • Within 3 months

    Votes: 33 4.2%

  • Within 6 months

    Votes: 118 15.1%

  • Within a year

    Votes: 209 26.7%

  • Within 3 years

    Votes: 144 18.4%

  • Never

    Votes: 26 3.3%

  • Shes already there

    Votes: 254 32.4%
  • Total voters
    784
She doesn't say what kind of lymphoma, or what stage, but I'll assume it's the systemic kind (because it's the most common), and either stage II or III. With chemo, they'll get roughly another year. Without it (just giving palliative care), maybe another month or two. Some dogs defy the odds and not only go into remission but stay there, but from what I've seen, most only get a temporary reprieve. And if it comes back, chemo isn't as effective the second time around.

It really sucks losing a beloved pet, and some cancers are particularly awful because there's no way of knowing what outcome you'll have if you pursue treatment. Will it work, or not? How much time will it buy them, and with whay QOL? If you opt for palliative care for financial reasons, you'll always be stuck wondering if treatment would have worked.

It's a shitty situation, and I don't have to like Corissa to sympathize with what she's going through.
 
That_Ain't_Mayo said:
I'm surprised a bag of crackers (a box or bag of anything, really) lasts more than a year in their house
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Some of the best posting she does is when she accidently shows their pantry area and you can see there's half a dozen various processed carb salt and sugar delivery vehicles parked on it. Sugary cereal, crackers, etc. Her and J probably go through 2-3 bags of potato chips a week easily. The entire house is probably covered in skidmarks.
 
Corissa spent more on one outfit then Anna has spent on entire hauls.
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Look $1039.50
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Old Navy Button-Front Jean Vest $45
Adore Me Mathilda Contour Plus $53
Good American GOOD WAIST PALAZZO CROP COMPRESSION JEANS $174
Etsy Cherry tomato fruit vegetable hair claw clip/ Medium hair claw/ Gift for her/ 1 piece/ Hair accessories $12.50
Sol Kyst Size Inclusive Sunglasses - Jean $155
Anthroplogie Marimekko Karla Shoulder Bag $345
Dansko Professional Clog $155
 
$1000 and she looks like a crazy person. Don’t forget that uncrustable! Don’t want her blood sugar to dip too low and she gets lightheaded.

Can’t imagine your gut hanging that low and still making kissey videos like it’s just so adorable. She always looks like a slob. You cannot be her weight and look pulled together. She is always a bloated greasy mess.
 
MuffinSangria said:
Can’t imagine your gut hanging that low and still making kissey videos like it’s just so adorable.
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Many a deathcow has a gunt but there is something about Coco’s that makes me very uncomfortable. It’s just so very bulbous and toadlike. Does it bang her thighs when she walks? Does she have to slap it atop the kitchen counter while she’s making a tray of over seasoned oyster crackers? Can she tuck her keys and wallet under it and will they stay secure?
 
OttoWest said:
Many a deathcow has a gunt but there is something about Coco’s that makes me very uncomfortable. It’s just so very bulbous and toadlike. Does it bang her thighs when she walks? Does she have to slap it atop the kitchen counter while she’s making a tray of over seasoned oyster crackers? Can she tuck her keys and wallet under it and will they stay secure?
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Her gunt is so oval. It doesn't look like it should be physically possible to carry it around.
 
GenociderSyo said:
Corissa spent more on one outfit then Anna has spent on entire hauls.
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Look $1039.50
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Old Navy Button-Front Jean Vest $45
Adore Me Mathilda Contour Plus $53
Good American GOOD WAIST PALAZZO CROP COMPRESSION JEANS $174
Etsy Cherry tomato fruit vegetable hair claw clip/ Medium hair claw/ Gift for her/ 1 piece/ Hair accessories $12.50
Sol Kyst Size Inclusive Sunglasses - Jean $155
Anthroplogie Marimekko Karla Shoulder Bag $345
Dansko Professional Clog $155
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Uncrustables Single $1.79

Can't leave home without it

Edit: ninja'd but those uncrustables are so horrifying and prevelant in Corissa's content I was triggered into posting the moment I saw it
 
GenociderSyo said:
Corissa spent more on one outfit then Anna has spent on entire hauls.
View attachment 7661108snapins-ai_3679629298651443378.mp4

Look $1039.50
View attachment 7661111View attachment 7661109View attachment 7661419View attachment 7661431
Old Navy Button-Front Jean Vest $45
Adore Me Mathilda Contour Plus $53
Good American GOOD WAIST PALAZZO CROP COMPRESSION JEANS $174
Etsy Cherry tomato fruit vegetable hair claw clip/ Medium hair claw/ Gift for her/ 1 piece/ Hair accessories $12.50
Sol Kyst Size Inclusive Sunglasses - Jean $155
Anthroplogie Marimekko Karla Shoulder Bag $345
Dansko Professional Clog $155
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All that money to look almost no different from the typical Person of Target. I can picture her grabbing a Starbies on the way out. The Uncrustables is very purse taco. She’ll catch up with Lupe (and Juliana) at the rate she’s gaining.
 
GenociderSyo said:
Corissa spent more on one outfit then Anna has spent on entire hauls.
View attachment 7661108snapins-ai_3679629298651443378.mp4

Look $1039.50
View attachment 7661111View attachment 7661109View attachment 7661419View attachment 7661431
Old Navy Button-Front Jean Vest $45
Adore Me Mathilda Contour Plus $53
Good American GOOD WAIST PALAZZO CROP COMPRESSION JEANS $174
Etsy Cherry tomato fruit vegetable hair claw clip/ Medium hair claw/ Gift for her/ 1 piece/ Hair accessories $12.50
Sol Kyst Size Inclusive Sunglasses - Jean $155
Anthroplogie Marimekko Karla Shoulder Bag $345
Dansko Professional Clog $155
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Something I've thought about is that when people become as fat as Corissa it doesn't really matter what cut they have on their jeans, everything looks the same anyway. Bell bottoms may be the only exception.
 
GenociderSyo said:
Corissa spent more on one outfit then Anna has spent on entire hauls.
View attachment 7661108snapins-ai_3679629298651443378.mp4

Look $1039.50
View attachment 7661111View attachment 7661109View attachment 7661419View attachment 7661431
Old Navy Button-Front Jean Vest $45
Adore Me Mathilda Contour Plus $53
Good American GOOD WAIST PALAZZO CROP COMPRESSION JEANS $174
Etsy Cherry tomato fruit vegetable hair claw clip/ Medium hair claw/ Gift for her/ 1 piece/ Hair accessories $12.50
Sol Kyst Size Inclusive Sunglasses - Jean $155
Anthroplogie Marimekko Karla Shoulder Bag $345
Dansko Professional Clog $155
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This is still considerably less than Anna or J/Corissa spend on a doordash haul
 
Clotso Coof said:
Imagine paying 155 bucks for unknown brand sunglasses because your face is too fat.
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Kyst/ cist is the word for a type of burial container in archaeology.
I’m still horrified that you can be so fat that your glasses dont fit you, but I guess if not being able to wipe your arse isn’t a wake-up call, and there’s an option to Consoom…
 
unwieldy_object said:
Something I've thought about is that when people become as fat as Corissa it doesn't really matter what cut they have on their jeans, everything looks the same anyway. Bell bottoms may be the only exception.
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Yeah, when you make a wide-leg "palazzo" jean look like a basic straight-leg jean, YOU FAT, GORL (and I would not have sex with you).

Aunt Carol said:
I read something recently about Uncrustables that's very relevant to both these points!

Wait, NFL players eat how many Uncrustables? (archive)

Each week, the NFL consumes nearly the weight of three Travis Kelces in Uncrustables​

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They're like gold on Navy ships, too. I think @Diet Coke 4 Life once discussed this.
 
Angry New Ager said:
They're like gold on Navy ships, too. I think @Diet Coke 4 Life once discussed this.
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Uncrustables as currency is kind of cute; if I were writing a dystopian near-future that'd be in there (even if all restaurants were Taco Bell). They're like the hyperprocessed version of lembas.
 
LOL Uncrustables are indeed currency onboard Navy ships.

They keep seemingly forever, require no preparation other than 'hands open packet, insert food into mouth' and have some staying power when it comes to satiation. They're quick and easy and require no assembly and therefore are fantastic for Sailors who have to be somewhere /right fucking now/ but need food and miss out on normal messing hours.

Which is why they vanish with terrifying speed whenever they're set out on the enlisted mess decks.

Chiefs who are in the know do indeed use them to motivate their Sailors.

I will neither confirm nor deny that my division got all of our monthly maintenance done in 2 days thanks to a case of Uncrustables I absconded with from the Chiefs mess freezers.
 
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