Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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SigueSigueSpergnik said:
They also foreclose on idiots who overextend their credit and subsequently can't afford their house, car / personal loan, or credit card payments. I have zero sympathy for the people who took out subprime mortgages followed by racking up unaffordable debt financing jet-skis (yes, really) and the like that they couldn't afford. Having said that, these aren't really circumstances that apply to the Chandlers, though I will fully-admit that both Chris and Barb are shit at managing their finances.

Chris brings in around $1300/month in tax-free tugboat, IIRC. He's also allowed to earn up to $1000/month on top of that without that income affecting the tugboat. $2300/month might not sound like much, but 14BC's mortgage sits at $800/month per the cwcki. That potentially leaves $1500/month to cover bills and food, which would be plenty for anyone who understands how to manage their money and live within their means. Hell, even $300-$500 in credit card and/or car payments could be carefully managed on that much, and still allow for setting a small amount of money aside in savings.

The problem here is that Chris refuses to get an actual job, and there's no way he's clearing $1000/month in selling shit through his various stores and auctions. Barb is a drain on that tugboat, as well as whatever she may receive as retirement payments, chiefly through her hoarding habits. Chris could actually be considerably better-off financially once Barb croaks, but it won't happen because he's lazy. That is ultimately what will cause him to lose the house.

And I've said this before, but I'll say it again: Chris is likely to end up living with a fucked-in-the-head troon after the bank forecloses on 14BC. He may be a thoroughly awful person, but he comes with a tugboat and warm bodily orifices. Don't underestimate what someone will put up with for a set of holes that effectively pay you to violate them while allowing you to virtue-signal to your peer group about how wonderful you are for taking in this brave transwoman whose house was pulled out from under her by evil banks that hate trannies.
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Chris doesn't have the basic functioning skills needed to hold down a job, and the training needed to get him there is far more the government is willing to provide him with.
 
Jack Awful said:
Chris doesn't have the basic functioning skills needed to hold down a job, and the training needed to get him there is far more the government is willing to provide him with.
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Which I can't understand, because he's a) nowhere near as developmentally-disabled as the kid who bagged my groceries yesterday, and b) he was able to obtain an Associate's degree in CADD from a community college.

He's just a lazy fuck. Neither of his parents did anything but coddle him and do everything in their power to avoid getting him help that could have prepared him for adulthood, and the crows long ago came home to roost on that one.
 
SigueSigueSpergnik said:
And I've said this before, but I'll say it again: Chris is likely to end up living with a fucked-in-the-head troon after the bank forecloses on 14BC. He may be a thoroughly awful person, but he comes with a tugboat and warm bodily orifices. Don't underestimate what someone will put up with for a set of holes that effectively pay you to violate them while allowing you to virtue-signal to your peer group about how wonderful you are for taking in this brave transwoman whose house was pulled out from under her by evil banks that hate trannies.
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The thing is, Chris has too much other baggage, figurative and literal. He’s not just “eccentric”, he’s also a slob, a liar, he steals, doesn’t like to take orders, has the sleep schedule of a 12 year old on summer vacation with bad parents. He’s loud, obnoxious, doesn’t respect other people’s space, will almost immediately dox wherever he lives and has started at least one house fire. And of course he’ll want ALL his toys and nonsense laid out exactly as he likes.

As far as sex gimps go, Chris isn’t worth the trouble. Even sockness, as much of a disgusting deviant in his own right, found Chris’s living conditions beyond what he could deal with. I could see somebody maybe feeling bad enough to let him couch surf for a week or two, but he would quickly become intolerable. I don’t think anybody can take what Chris requires for his comfortable bio-sphere of autism.
 
Mason Verger said:
The thing is, Chris has too much other baggage, figurative and literal. He’s not just “eccentric”, he’s also a slob, a liar, he steals, doesn’t like to take orders, has the sleep schedule of a 12 year old on summer vacation with bad parents. He’s loud, obnoxious, doesn’t respect other people’s space, will almost immediately dox wherever he lives and has started at least one house fire. And of course he’ll want ALL his toys and nonsense laid out exactly as he likes.

As far as sex gimps go, Chris isn’t worth the trouble. Even sockness, as much of a disgusting deviant in his own right, found Chris’s living conditions beyond what he could deal with. I could see somebody maybe feeling bad enough to let him couch surf for a week or two, but he would quickly become intolerable. I don’t think anybody can take what Chris requires for his comfortable bio-sphere of autism.
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I actually agree with everything you're saying. Thing is, that only works if the person taking him in isn't also at least as fucked-up as Chris is.

All it takes is someone on Sockness' level (or worse), and, bam, he's in a troon house wearing a ballgag and putting the crotchless panties on backwards. Granted, how long that carries on for before the gimp daddy that brought him in gets fed up with his shit is up for debate, but there's no way to know until if or when it happens.
 
Honestly, if he doen't get his shit together he's going to fucked when she dies. I'm sure he will, at least, try to kill himself when he becomes homeless.
 
Stephanie Bustcakes said:
He didn't earn it legit, though. They gave it to him for the same reason they always let the girl with down syndrome be the prom queen. If Chris was held to the same standards as anyone else he wouldn't have even graduated high school.
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I'd never heard that he skated the Associates' degree by playing the tard card. It took him five years to achieve what should have taken two, to be sure, but AFAIK he was able to barely scrape through the course.

Realistically, though, that still doesn't prevent him from bagging groceries or similar.
 
SigueSigueSpergnik said:
All it takes is someone on Sockness' level (or worse), and, bam, he's in a troon house wearing a ballgag and putting the crotchless panties on backwards.
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This is how the Chris story should end, with him being massively sodomized by an entire house full of perverts, in a gimp suit. That's what he deserves.
 
soft breathing said:
I hope it's okay to ask this here - but what exactly is a 'tugboat'? What kind of financial aid (?) does it refer to? I've seen this term thrown around here a lot but I feel like I'm missing something. TIA
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Welfare. Money given through the government/taxpayers to people with intellectual/physical disabilities that prevent them from working. Taken advantage of by deadbeats and people like Chris, which ruins it for the people that actually do need it. Called a tugboat because it bails Chris out of (some) financial trouble and the checks are issued/come through on a reliable schedule, can't be taxed. My friends and I used to call it re.tard money.
 
SigueSigueSpergnik said:
I actually agree with everything you're saying. Thing is, that only works if the person taking him in isn't also at least as fucked-up as Chris is.

All it takes is someone on Sockness' level (or worse), and, bam, he's in a troon house wearing a ballgag and putting the crotchless panties on backwards. Granted, how long that carries on for before the gimp daddy that brought him in gets fed up with his shit is up for debate, but there's no way to know until if or when it happens.
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The thing is with Chris, they’d have to assert dominance on a physical level. Chris has fought fucking cops before. He considers himself a living god. He was alpha-dogging sockness left and right. One of the few qualities I might actually consider admirable in Chris is that he really has no respect for authority. I’m just trying to imagine what it would take for a person to rein in Chris’s ego, and I think it really would take what your talking about: an actual ball-gag and steamer trunk situation.
 
If only Chris took Matthew's advice: Don't take your welfare check. Join the military if you don't have a job.
After Barb's last breath, Cole might felt euphoria before knowing about her death.
 
Mason Verger said:
The thing is with Chris, they’d have to assert dominance on a physical level. Chris has fought fucking cops before. He considers himself a living god. He was alpha-dogging sockness left and right. One of the few qualities I might actually consider admirable in Chris is that he really has no respect for authority. I’m just trying to imagine what it would take for a person to rein in Chris’s ego, and I think it really would take what your talking about: an actual ball-gag and steamer trunk situation.
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Right, but consider the dynamic of him living in a troon house. It would have to be the ball-gag-and-steamer-trunk scenario because part of the goal is to gain the tugboat, and in order to do that very tight control would have to be maintained over him. What happened with Sockness over Twitter was in the one environment where Chris can make himself (in his own mind) look like a big man: the Internet.

For all of his run-ins with the law, mall security, Gamestop employees, etc. remember that Chris has never had one physical confrontation that has gone his way. There's also evidence to suggest that he pusses out realfuckingfast when he is confronted one-on-one; a prime example is the incident where he told his card-game opponent that he was going to kick his ass then turned really quiet as soon as the other guy stood up. He also tends to walk in, insult someone and/or flip them off, then immediately leave. Hell, he even let some random guy in a pickle suit walk off with his potential heartsweet five minutes into their date. He's a coward.
 
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SigueSigueSpergnik said:
Right, but consider the dynamic of him living in a troon house. It would have to be the ball-gag-and-steamer-trunk scenario because part of the goal is to gain the tugboat, and in order to do that very tight control would have to be maintained over him. What happened with Sockness over Twitter was in the one environment where Chris can make himself (in his own mind) look like a big man: the Internet.

For all of his run-ins with the law, mall security, Gamestop employees, etc. remember that Chris has never had one physical confrontation that has gone his way. There's also evidence to suggest that he pusses out realfuckingfast when he is confronted one-on-one; the incident where he told his opponent that he was going to kick his ass that then turned to him going quiet as soon as the other guy stood up. He also tends to walk in, insult someone and/or flip them off, then immediately leave. He's a coward.
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That's why he would completely and instantly submit if you raped him in person. He couldn't resist.
 
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