Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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New theory: Upon death Barb's body will rise from whatever corner it dropped in, dig her phylactery out of the hoard, murder Chris and raise him as a servile revenant, then begin her dark campaign to bring the curse of undeath upon all mankind.
 
If I had to guess, he will end up in jail or a mental institution within a year of Barb's death.


With his already fragile mental state, I have a feeling that he may lash out and use that bat he carries on someone. We've seen him commit hit and run (Michael Snyder) and assault random GameStop employees with pepper spray. I don't think it's much of a stretch to think that he will use that bat. That will probably lead to a jail sentence or involuntary commitment to a mental institution. But no matter what, it all just isn't going to end well.
 
Don Juan El Tardo said:
If I had to guess, he will end up in jail or a mental institution within a year of Barb's death.


With his already fragile mental state, I have a feeling that he may lash out and use that bat he carries on someone. We've seen him commit hit and run (Michael Snyder) and assault random GameStop employees with pepper spray. I don't think it's much of a stretch to think that he will use that bat. That will probably lead to a jail sentence or involuntary commitment to a mental institution. But no matter what, it all just isn't going to end well.
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Chris should have gone to jail multiple times, but he's protected because people tend to have empathy and no one wants to jail a tard, but the government also doesn't want to step in and put him into a home because budget and effort. Same with debt collectors.

At the rate Chris is going, they'll let him keep his house for free.
 
Jack Awful said:
Chris should have gone to jail multiple times, but he's protected because people tend to have empathy and no one wants to jail a tard, but the government also doesn't want to step in and put him into a home because budget and effort. Same with debt collectors.

At the rate Chris is going, they'll let him keep his house for free.
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Sure, dude has got away with a lot because of the common tard cop-out "buh he's speshul" but I have a feeling that eventually won't save him, especially if he grows violent and uses a dangerous weapon.
 
Barb dying would likely be the closest thing to a actual challenge in life chris will actually have to go through. Safe to say however he probably wont know how to handle it and probably try to find someone to turn to in order to actually deal with the situation. He will be extremely vulnerable so expect a bunch of people to jump in trying to take advantage of his state then. Hes going to lose the house but I doubt he will be put in a home as many have suggested. Hes just too high profile probably and someone might just take him in at least temporarily to turn him into their own personal lolcow. Or some distant relative we know nothing of might though I doubt that.
 
Remember when Rocky tried to get Chris chan put into a group home? When Barb dies maybe he will wish she did put him into a group home when he loses the house. I used to know this really crazy guy he was in his 40s but his parents were real elderly and he never lived on his own so his parents put him into a group home with other crazy people so he wouldn't be homeless after his parents died of old age. Thats what Chris should have had done for him but never did. Chris Chan probably thinks Barb has 20 more years of life, when she probably only has 2 years left. He needs to be placed into a group home immediately.
 
I'm willing to bet that some unfortunate soul here will take him in. The problem with that is finding someone well adjusted and comparatively normal, whose willing to put up with Chris' bullshit as well as the attention of JULAYs all over the world. And let's be honest, who wants that? The wacky hi-jinks that would follow would probably be hilarious, but I feel deeply for anyone who would have to live with this current incarnation of Chris.
 
People joke about the homeless saga, but that's probably going to be the most likely outcome of Barb finally kicking it. Chris will probably spend a bit of time coach surfing, but no one is going to be willing to put up with his hoarding, inability to pay rent or delusions for any real amount of time.

No one cares enough to put him in a group home. Null was his last chance and Chris blew it.
 
Jack Awful said:
At the rate Chris is going, they'll let him keep his house for free.
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Nope. If he doesn't pay the mortgage, he loses the house. The bank won't care he's a tard, they will foreclose on him without hesitation if he misses too many payments.
 
I thought I read on the cwciki that she suggested to bob and barb to put Chris in a group home when Chris told her about the Ivy saga or something? I can’t find where I read it anymore it was a couple years ago I read it. Didn’t they go to the cops about the ivy troll and then rocky wanted Chris parents to put him in a group home after they called the cops? For like when after barb died he would have a home.
 
Shiversblood said:
I thought I read on the cwciki that she suggested to bob and barb to put Chris in a group home when Chris told her about the Ivy saga or something? I can’t find where I read it anymore it was a couple years ago I read it. Didn’t they go to the cops about the ivy troll and then rocky wanted Chris parents to put him in a group home after they called the cops? For like when after barb died he would have a home.
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maybe she wanted him to see a psychiatrist, but there was never any talk of putting Chris in a home.
 
We all speculating on (and some hoping for) Barb's death.
If Chris goes in this thread or any similar posts, he'll be annoyed and in denial the inevitable.

If Varb died; to Chris, it's losing the only parent he had. To the rest, the answers to our post-barb questions and Chris lost an abusive figure.
 
I don't know anything about group homes, but how would someone who is perpetually broke and in debt get into one? Would the home just take his tugboat? Would the government pay for it? If Barb was awful enough to have Chris co-sign on some of her loans, what would happen to him then?
 
TheYellowKing said:
No one cares enough to put him in a group home. Null was his last chance and Chris blew it.
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The courts might if he does something after Barb's dead. Half the reason the Teflon Tard skates is that he has a "guardian" around helping him out. Sure, Rocky or a substitute may come in after Barb dies, but without someone to keep him in line with eventual court appearances, there's a good chance the next time he tards out they won't be so lax with him.

anti SJW said:
When did Chris start bringing a bat everyplace?
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When he went full troon. "Trolls and Haters" might attack him mixed in with looking at tranny blogs about trans people being attacked.
 
Mesh Gear Fox said:
Nope. If he doesn't pay the mortgage, he loses the house. The bank won't care he's a tard, they will foreclose on him without hesitation if he misses too many payments.
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Yeah, it’s pretty funny, some folks just don’t know how uncaring the real world can be. “They just won’t take away the house of some idiot that can’t manage his money properly!”. That’s exactly who banks foreclose on. Banks take homes away from military widows with three kids. Banks take homes from people going through cancer treatment. Every foreclosure has a sad sack story behind it.
 
Mason Verger said:
Yeah, it’s pretty funny, some folks just don’t know how uncaring the real world can be. “They just won’t take away the house of some idiot that can’t manage his money properly!”. That’s exactly who banks foreclose on. Banks take homes away from military widows with three kids. Banks take homes from people going through cancer treatment. Every foreclosure has a sad sack story behind it.
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They also foreclose on idiots who overextend their credit and subsequently can't afford their house, car / personal loan, or credit card payments. I have zero sympathy for the people who took out subprime mortgages followed by racking up unaffordable debt financing jet-skis (yes, really) and the like that they couldn't afford. Having said that, these aren't really circumstances that apply to the Chandlers, though I will fully-admit that both Chris and Barb are shit at managing their finances.

Chris brings in around $1300/month in tax-free tugboat, IIRC. He's also allowed to earn up to $1000/month on top of that without that income affecting the tugboat. $2300/month might not sound like much, but 14BC's mortgage sits at $800/month per the cwcki. That potentially leaves $1500/month to cover bills and food, which would be plenty for anyone who understands how to manage their money and live within their means. Hell, even $300-$500 in credit card and/or car payments could be carefully managed on that much, and still allow for setting a small amount of money aside in savings.

The problem here is that Chris refuses to get an actual job, and there's no way he's clearing $1000/month in selling shit through his various stores and auctions. Barb is a drain on that tugboat, as well as whatever she may receive as retirement payments, chiefly through her hoarding habits. Chris could actually be considerably better-off financially once Barb croaks, but it won't happen because he's lazy. That is ultimately what will cause him to lose the house.

And I've said this before, but I'll say it again: Chris is likely to end up living with a fucked-in-the-head troon after the bank forecloses on 14BC. He may be a thoroughly awful person, but he comes with a tugboat and warm bodily orifices. Don't underestimate what someone will put up with for a set of holes that effectively pay you to violate them while allowing you to virtue-signal to your peer group about how wonderful you are for taking in this brave transwoman whose house was pulled out from under her by evil banks that hate trannies.
 
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