Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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Autopsy Porn said:
He's gonna cheaply cremate her unless bob paid for her funerary expenses beforehand.
Then some weirdo is gonna try to get some ashes from him.

Then he'll get a shockingly generously paid GoFundMe and be fine.
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Her name is already engraved on the other side of where he's buried. He probably paid in advance.
 
MangledTwot said:
It would be funny if he joined EGS after Barb passes and become one of those crazy cunts.

But seriously. I can't picture Chris being willing to take himself to assisted living or something. Like, imagine how shitty it would be for the workers if he did.
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By EGS do you mean that shitty Danny Phantom fan art series that guy who shot up that grocery store made?
 
I'm gonna be :optimistic: here.

If Barb dies, then Chris might have a huge weight off his shoulders. He'll sell her hoard, or throw it out, making the house cleaner. He'll use his Patreon money to maintain it. He'll be given more opportunity around the place. Of course, he'd be grief-stricken and might even pause doing anything Sonichu related for a good while. But in the long run, I think it'd be good if she dies. Is it cruel to say she should die? Hmm, I'm questioning my morals.
 
Heinrich Himmler said:
Well, we know his/her terrible health.
Barb is old and has more or less lived a complete life, Chris is not even 40. If he/she doesn't start taking care, it's very unlikely he will get to 50.
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Both of his parents had absolutely atrocious and unhealthy behaviors and lived really long.
 
AnOminous said:
Both of his parents had absolutely atrocious and unhealthy behaviors and lived really long.
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True, but they didn't "recycle", bathed in filth, wore the same moldy clothes for days, sliced themselves open to "free their vagina". They also went to get and heed to medical advice. Chris does not.

P.S. Also, sorry for the early negative rating. I am on mobile and it's a mess to click on the right one. I wholeheartedly agree with you.
 
AnOminous said:
Both of his parents had absolutely atrocious and unhealthy behaviors and lived really long.
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Agree with that, but there seems to be something extra wrong about Chris' health, he just looks terrible. When you see him, it's a miracle if there's water around, he always has caffeinated sugary drinks. Also, Borb still had some family throughout their lives, Chris basically has Barb, limited interaction at card games, and cons once in a while. It's been proven that people with family and friends live longer and healthier lives as opposed to people who are denied that intimate affection.
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
Agree with that, but there seems to be something extra wrong about Chris' health, he just looks terrible. When you see him, it's a miracle if there's water around, he always has caffeinated sugary drinks. Also, Borb still had some family throughout their lives, Chris basically has Barb, limited interaction at card games, and cons once in a while. It's been proven that people with family and friends live longer and healthier lives as opposed to people who are denied that intimate affection.
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Exactly. If he/she goes on this way, he will not last for much years.
Or maybe, as the CWCki put it, he may live a long albeit miserable life.
 
everythingisawkward999 said:
I'm gonna be :optimistic: here.

If Barb dies, then Chris might have a huge weight off his shoulders. He'll sell her hoard, or throw it out, making the house cleaner. He'll use his Patreon money to maintain it. He'll be given more opportunity around the place. Of course, he'd be grief-stricken and might even pause doing anything Sonichu related for a good while. But in the long run, I think it'd be good if she dies. Is it cruel to say she should die? Hmm, I'm questioning my morals.
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Can Chris really afford to maintain that house with his tugboat? It has already been remortgaged no doubt with very high interest rates due to their shitty credit, his only choice is to move to a rent controlled apartment and hope he can sell 14BC to pay for the deposit and rent for a few years. The reality though is that the house is a fucking wreck and not worth a lot since it will very likely be condemned and demolished, the only thing worth a few shekels is the land itself.
 
Queen of the hoard said:
When barbs time comes Chris will be arrested for elder abuse, social security fraud, and not reporting a dead body. The house will be condemned when a paramedic falls through the floor into the basement and is critically injured when going in for the welfare check after the call from the neighbor saying they think they smell a body among the usual festering hoard smell. Chris won't spend long in jail before being hauled off to an institution where he creeps on all the female nurses and becomes violent toward the male ones to the point where he is put in solitary confinement most days for harassing not only the nurses but also the female patients. Eventually he has sex with one of the crazier ones who had not been taking the proper birth control producing the most disturbed child to ever exist a male child which Chris decides is a female trapped in a male body and names it crystal.
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What a time we live in.
 
Someone mentioned a few pages back a ween will try and grab some of her ashes if she gets cremated - i honestly see that happening. Or violation of her grave in some way.

While there are some interesting theories about how Chris will react, i wonder how kf will react to barbs passing? Will another care package be given? Will his patreon spike? Will there be compassion shown for a mentally ill man, or more trolling?

If chris has some friends who would be willing to help him navigate life post barb, i am sure everything will be fine. I assumed rocky has been out of the picture for some time now, but i could be wrong. It will be interesting to see who will rise to the occasion.

One thing i believe most people can agree on is that his life is simply not sustainable in 14blc post barb. He lacks the nessicary skills to keep up the day to day obligations of owning a house.
 
de_DEVIL_tails said:
Someone mentioned a few pages back a ween will try and grab some of her ashes if she gets cremated - i honestly see that happening. Or violation of her grave in some way.

While there are some interesting theories about how Chris will react, i wonder how kf will react to barbs passing? Will another care package be given? Will his patreon spike? Will there be compassion shown for a mentally ill man, or more trolling?

If chris has some friends who would be willing to help him navigate life post barb, i am sure everything will be fine. I assumed rocky has been out of the picture for some time now, but i could be wrong. It will be interesting to see who will rise to the occasion.

One thing i believe most people can agree on is that his life is simply not sustainable in 14blc post barb. He lacks the nessicary skills to keep up the day to day obligations of owning a house.
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Nah, I don't think anyone will do anything to Barb's grave. They did nothing to Bob's in six years of resting (blessed may be his soul). And, from what sources on the CWCki reports, Chris actually got the mind for the economics of basic necessities and bills. The real damage of Barb's death will be the emotional one (not considering the actual abuse she gave him) and the fact that he will not have basically anybody IRL. So he may get more unhinged than he was, and since he's actually slipping into insanity by every passing day, he may do something truly regrettable.
The point is: he needs professional help, especially with Barb's death looming over the horizon.
 
de_DEVIL_tails said:
Someone mentioned a few pages back a ween will try and grab some of her ashes if she gets cremated - i honestly see that happening. Or violation of her grave in some way.
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Once Barb joins Bob, their resting place will be the site of many a holy pilgrimage, to lay pickles at the feet of the birthparents.
 
Well, since Chris demonstrates the very basic skills of economics such as paying bills and taxes (Ironically. Mind you, he still wastes it all on useless crap, but if he didn't know that paying bills and taxes was important, he wouldn't be begging his fans). Mind you, his money management skills are shit, but I can imagine that he would have to sink or swim in that regard once Snorlax passes. I imagine he would swim, but just barely (Which is pretty much an analogue for his recent years, really)
 
Heinrich Himmler said:
Nah, I don't think anyone will do anything to Barb's grave. They did nothing to Bob's in six years of resting (blessed may be his soul)
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That's because people have at least a small amount of respect and pity for Bob. When Barb dies, someone will steal her skeleton and turn it into a marionette puppet then send Chris video of her doing The Charleston on a vaudeville stage with a top hat and cane.
 
When Barb dies the mortgage(s) will become due in full. So will the entirety of her credit cards debts and other loans. So there's no way he's keeping 14 BC.

With the amount of debt involved, I would not be surprised if he ends up short selling the house. If he does that he'll still be able to live there until the house is sold. But I doubt he'll be making money from it, at least not any money that won't be immediately swallowed up by something.

There's also a possibility that Barb has borrowed money against all her insurance policies. If she did, maybe she left one in Chris' name so at least he can pay for the funeral. If she didn't leave a policy for Chris he'll most certainly walk away with nothing.

Also, does Cole hate his family enough to not sign any paperwork? I don't know what the ramifications of that would be but it could potentially make everything a nightmare for Chris.

The good news is that because of his disability and because (I'm assuming) no one will take him in, Chris will be short-listed for public housing.
 
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