🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

[SchizoDaemon]

there's at least one one horse fucks a girl video. it came out during a euro feminist protest: there's a news photo of some guy with his willy out surrounded by a gaggle of feminists and someone on 4chan said "hey, this broad was in a horse fucking video" and posted a still (and video?) from it.

I am sure they exist. I am saying the stories he often tells are things I have read on old internet forums and news groups back in the day or extremely similar.

He lies about everything. So I half expect him to be lying about this also.

 

[Ozarkium]

Looked further into reviews of the "Roaster's Choice Club" at CBC and caught something interesting.
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This is listed as a verified review and thought the choice of a professional headshot was an odd choice so I did a reverse image search...
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Definitely the same woman, but different last name and different facial expression. WTF is going on here?

his 5 star reviews are a scam.. woulda guess Scambly would scam w/ fake reviews?

They called out Rekieta early too. At this point PPP and Warski may as well be the holy Inquisition, rooting out hidden heretics to get felted at the stake.

in fairness, it's kinda like shooting fish in a barrel.. it's basically one big griftoverse

HE'S LATE YET AGAIN
HE'S 0/3 ON 9AM EST START TIMES!
HE'S CONTENT TO DISAPPOINT HIS LOYAL FOLLOWERS WITH HIS EMPTY PROMISES!

how could you be infighting when there's a genocide going on right now in the polls?

his audience of boomers are still coming out of their coma's

 

[SchizoDaemon]

Looked further into reviews of the "Roaster's Choice Club" at CBC and caught something interesting.
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This is listed as a verified review and thought the choice of a professional headshot was an odd choice so I did a reverse image search...
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Definitely the same woman, but different last name and different facial expression. WTF is going on here?

Some additional amusing screen caps:

Spoiler: Dents, trannies, and a single honest boomer featured in reviews

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I wrote a script to detect how many of the CBC product reviews are AI. It is about 50% of them.

EDIT: I haven't released the results full result here, mainly because I am not 100% sure how valid script is. There was irregularities from what it was retrieiving via canopy's amazon product API and what I was seeing on Amazon, but that maybe to do with how the Amazon reviews are shown on CBC product pages rather than a problem with the script itself.

 

[Cyrus Joseph]

So anyone taking bets on: will horseface be on FNT tomorrow? Will they address it if she isn't?

 

[NewYorkPizzaRat]

Looked further into reviews of the "Roaster's Choice Club" at CBC and caught something interesting.
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This is listed as a verified review and thought the choice of a professional headshot was an odd choice so I did a reverse image search...
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Definitely the same woman, but different last name and different facial expression. WTF is going on here?

Some additional amusing screen caps:

Spoiler: Dents, trannies, and a single honest boomer featured in reviews

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Oh my lord, the shitstorm just keeps coming.

 

[Ultor Corporate Shill]

So anyone taking bets on: will horseface be on FNT tomorrow? Will they address it if she isn't?

If she's on there, it's because Gary is a prison bitch who sucked dick for meth.

 

[DSP for president 2032]

Just got to the part of last night's Casino where they talk about how Jeremy swept for Andrew Tate after he raped Lauren Southern. I sincerely hope that he has to deal with what DSP imagines would happen to him whenever he goes outside. I hope Jessy from PodAwful goes to your bowling alley to give you ears of corn and asks you to apologize for lying about Lauren Southern's rape.

It's because of Jeremy's help that brown moosloom rapist Andrew Tate can continue to groom young men into giving him all their money, and perpetuate rape onto young women.

 

[Zenos Yae Viator]

When Jer said everything is a 'fair' game... he did mean everything.


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This is one of the best uses of AI I've ever seen

 

[Grumpy_Mushroom]

I wrote a script to detect how many of the CBC product reviews are AI. It is about 50% of them.

But why then use someone else's likeness instead of just generating an image of a fake person? I guess wet brained behavior

 

[SuffahLolcows]

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[not william stenchever]

They called out Rekieta early too. At this point PPP and Warski may as well be the holy Inquisition, rooting out hidden heretics to get felted at the stake.

Don't ask to see PPP's inquisitorial rosette. Something about a starfish.

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

Until they betray him, like those sluts Lauren Southern and Sydney Watson.

if my boy JER offered Lauren 1000 bucks instead of 200 he would have got her,
FREE JEREMY, HE DID NOTHING WRONG

 

[Sloppa]

Why's the MAGA cook book so fucking gay?

Because they are not conservative in any real way and Jer perfectly encapsulates what is wrong with modern politics.

 

[woc_krava]

I read through Lauren Southern's article and it was well written and thunk provoking. I had no idea she was raped by Andrew Tate and that Jer made such a disgusting video with such a disgusting thumbnail on the subject. Good on her for confronting him on it. Simply a horrifying experience.

I guess she was cancelled by both side over the Russian money and for being against Tate for raping her?

At any rate, it seems like she has matured. One of the things that speaks to me that someone has matured is when they've humbled themselves (see DSP and Jer as examples of not maturing. "That was the old me, I have matured and am a better person now").

 

[Sloppa]

Whoa buddy.. jannies need to ban that villain in the first pic. By the way how does PPP do it? I feel soul-crushed after 2 hours of live Jer, he has to watch it at least twice to edit. That could be classified as a form of torture.

I can answer this: Jer's audience are elderly people, who spend untold hours watching talk media on their ipads and phones, they may be at home or in a care home. Your average 80 year old will be glued to their youtube or rumble for 6,8. . .10 hours a day. Flowing through playlists, watching whole blocks of advertisements. Boomers are the ultimate Ipad-Kids.

Jer really had a good thing going, he could calmly reiterate news articles, have pretty girls for old people to look at, and drop MAGA buzzwords, he could have made an income for the next 2 years.

 

[Fats McGee]

Man, scrolling twitter first hand for the first time in a while - I cannot believe how many "conservatives" are genuinely defending a sexual deviant alcoholic as if her were Jesus Christ himself. The thing I keep seeing is them talking about "loyalty" saying how you "Don't turn on friends!"

Where does that mindset come from? Are people seriously that afraid of being alone that they have a complete inability to draw a line and say "Loyalty is good, but this guy is a walking disaster and I'm not obligated to run block for a guy who's only going to fuck up again in 10 minutes." It really seems like these "conservatives" could have their best friend outed as a transgender pedophile who murdered a mother of 4 while strung out on meth, and they'd somehow do mental gymnastics to convince themselves that defending their honor is the "owning the libs, and doing the christian thing."

The amount of times twitter people have called me a liberal is comical. No ma'am, I'm so conservative I can't even say what my beliefs are in polite company. Enjoy the cuckchair prison, child.

 

[Fount of BadSpeak]

It is pretty amazing how quickly this guy spiraled from "boring fence sitter shilling crappy coffee" to "total internet laughing stock". Does heavy drinking really rot your brain this badly, or was Quarterpounder always this stupid?

 

[Dr. Dickhead]

Why do all these lolcow fallouts always include depraved sex? Like if Hambly just jerked off instead of attempting to perform the impossible task of seducing an egirl while 500 lbs he wouldn't be in this situation.

You're assuming his dick works well enough for him to jerk off. Let's be real here - Jeremy likely got into porn at a very young age back in the 144p pics/56k modem days, combined with SSRIs and the various other meds...

Look at trannies. Most of them started out as normal-ish albeit pathetic/molested boys who would have probably grown up to drink excessively and beat their girlfriends, but over the years the "high" of beating their meat to normal porn wasn't doing it anymore so they had to seek out more and more depraved shit to get that same high.

I'm still optimistic for a Troonering arc

 

[Stupor Mario]

So anyone taking bets on: will horseface be on FNT tomorrow? Will they address it if she isn't?

If she does show up, she's going to be roasted to hell and back by the chat.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Looked further into reviews of the "Roaster's Choice Club" at CBC and caught something interesting.
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This is listed as a verified review and thought the choice of a professional headshot was an odd choice so I did a reverse image search...
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Definitely the same woman, but different last name and different facial expression. WTF is going on here?

Some additional amusing screen caps:

Spoiler: Dents, trannies, and a single honest boomer featured in reviews

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He wouldnt fake reviews would he?! That would be...so crazy!