🌟 Internet Famous Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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General Grievous said:
Assuming it doesn’t get tossed out immediately
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How is Jobst this stupid? If Mitchell posting memes is violence, what stops Mitchell from suing Karl back for his memes and jabs at Billy?

Or worse, how if he wins, it sets precedent for Mitchell to sue every small creator who ever memed on him. Thanks Karl. I'm sure they'd appreciate getting Jew'd out of their livelihoods because you couldn't take an L, albino faggot.
Is he trying to be hated by everyone?
 
General Grievous said:
>Defamation Lawsuit
>Pro Se

Assuming it doesn’t get tossed out immediately, Karl Jobst is never proving actual malice. Jobst could have dodged that issue by filing in Australia which is way more plaintiff friendly in defamation cases, but the SPEECH Act would prevent him from actually getting anything out of Mitchell if he won. If this actually goes to court, I imagine Jobst is going to have issues explaining why he can afford to fly out to Florida for court hearings despite being allegedly bankrupt.
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Oh now this guy is over here talking about my bankruptcy, get ready bud you're next

AltisticRight said:
Billy cheated one of his runs where an emulator was used.
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Citation needed
 
LunarSync said:
Karl latest on discord.
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I would think you would get a lawyer straight away to make sure you do everything right, but what do I know.

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I think people just believe you get a lawyer from the start, not add one later on when you run out of AI tokens.

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Karl actually thinks that the goal is to try and not get it dismissed. He has no idea how bad this will get if Billy Mitchell counter sues.

KARL, GET A LAWYER.
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He really has the classic lolcow trait of never learning anything. This man is pure reddit distilled in human form.
 
Diggus Bickus said:
I think the worst part about this is that there's not gonna be a divorce arc. But that's because if Karl's wife divorces him she's gonna have to go back to china and probably get shot by just existing, so she prefers to stay with the aussie who jerks off to being humiliated in court.
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Billy can claim Karl's mail-order bride as part of the damages in his counter lawsuit. I'm sure she'd be eager to ditch the albino faggot.
 
Does Karl really have anything left to lose? Maybe its just a matter of just throwing the die to see if he can claw back some of the debt or reduce some of the obligations and if he loses again nothing really changes so might as well?
 
grump said:
Does Karl really have anything left to lose? Maybe its just a matter of just throwing the die to see if he can claw back some of the debt or reduce some of the obligations and if he loses again nothing really changes so might as well?
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He was rather proud after the first lawsuit. Because, according to him, Billy lost money thanks to employing expensive lawyers and not getting the sum that was awarded to him. So, he might be banking on the same thing - Billy losing money during a lengthy court case. If that happens he'll 100% gloat about it, it'll be a win to him even if he doesn't win the case itself.
 
FPTMIU said:
Is his hot sauce actually good? I've never had it. Is it "wypipo dont season they food" spicy or genuinely pretty spicy?
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I did not want to pay the import tax into Europe, so I cannot answer that.
But there are reviews in this thread, and people were generally appreciative of the quality and hotness levels.

I think there are different sauces, with different levels of spiciness, but the overall opinion was: "Thank god its not one of those sauces with too much vinegar".
 
FPTMIU said:
Is his hot sauce actually good? I've never had it. Is it "wypipo dont season they food" spicy or genuinely pretty spicy?
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I've eaten at Rickey's a few times in the past when I've passed through Miami, and I have to say Billy's hot sauce is actually quite good. To my palate, it has a nice balance of heat, saltiness, and vinegary kick. I think I even bought a bottle, but lost it when it was halfway done after a move.
 
Diggus Bickus said:
I think the worst part about this is that there's not gonna be a divorce arc. But that's because if Karl's wife divorces him she's gonna have to go back to china and probably get shot by just existing, so she prefers to stay with the aussie who jerks off to being humiliated in court.
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The Australian government (Labor, Coalition, everyone) hands out Permanent Residency visas (equivalent to Green Cards) like candy. Since Chinkwife has been married to Jobst for a while, they have a kid and she is gainfully employed (all plus factors for getting the visa), it's likely she's a PR or even already a citizen.
 
AltisticRight said:
Crackpot theory:
Speed running became very popular with the Millennials and Gen X. Because justice rarely prevails in the real world, manbabies with keyboards and tendies chose to Lynch cheaters in video games and it worked pretty well in video format. It also contained enough speedrun code exploit autism for technical people like Null to take an interest.

Billy cheated one of his runs where an emulator was used. These spergs wanted to see justice. Most of the audience were left leaning, frustrated with the (rightful) outcome of Michael Brown and Thug Martin cases. They saw Billy as an embodiment of all that's wrong. He's a mildly successful nepotism product with an exaggerated MURICA persona. These mostly leftist spergs saw Karl as someone who would slay the dragon. That's despite the obvious fact that Billy is nothing but your plain normie libtard who likely agrees with these goons on most things.

Eventually, most of these men and "women" grew up. Video games turned into a hobby, not their life. Upon realising that Karl lied by omission in regards to the lawsuit, which wasn't about forcing a court to officiate him as a cheat, these people flipped immediately. Billy's cheated score(s)? So what, it's just a video game. Claiming someone made a person kill themselves over court debt is way worse than cheating a Donkey Kong score while wearing an American tie.

The cycle continues. Now Karl's audience are the same teenage hobbyless basement dwellers. They'll continue to support him and then grow out of it, realising how childish their support was.
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That's not wholly theory at all. The one thing you're wrong about is that it was mostly leftists. He bamboozled everyone. Everyone. No one grew up, they just found out he was fucking lying as soon as he lost.

"Because justice rarely prevails in the real world,"
That's literally the basis of games since the start of human civilization When we were still making board game pieces out of sheep knuckle bones. Games for all of human history have been an easy way to digest things and bond. You can take the chaos of the world and dumb it down to something that makes more sense, put it into neat little rule sets that are predictable and safe. In ancient Egypt it was even tied to their religion. It makes a complicated concepts of life easily digestible to our monkey brains.

It also improves or breaks trust faster than anything. Back then before videogames all the way to ancient Mesopotamia, You had to meet a man face to face and agreed to a rule set and abide by it the entire length of the game with physical pieces on a table in front of you. You could intuit a man's whole character with a board game instead of experiencing it in real life slowly, which was OP for ancient Elites trying to peg their vassals or merchants making business deals later.

If you couldn't be honest in a world where everything is made predictable and digestible with a piece of wood and sheep knuckles, you know for sure you could not trust him to trade donkeys at a good price, or uphold his word in court. Cheating in a game has always been a huge slap to the face for everyone involved, in some older cultures more than most. Always extremely deplorable.

Karl is just taking such an ancient human concept to stoke ire as a YouTube channel concept. And it's a good actually entertaining concept, if only he wasn't such a faggot.
 
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