Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

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A black ritual robe hanging on the back of a bathroom door by plastic hooks.
I'm not seeing the plastic hooks. Why do blind people need to know th--oh, you know what, it's to give them an idea of the quality of the runes she goes on to describe.

She has GOT to start going out in public more for events, because you know she'll be wearing her robe
I agree strongly.

I used to see a guy at the discount grocery store in an actual bathrobe (albeit brown), wearing a copper pyramid frame/hat on his head. Spotting him was always a highlight. I hope he's OK; maybe just changed what day he did shopping. That or the vibes at Grocery Outlet got too malevolent for him to tolerate, even with such bargain prices.
 
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Because cats are nosy and like to investigate smells and boxes.

A cat showing interest in a box??? How zany and unusual!

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You'll be in good company then.

What happened to Staph's big talk about being virulently anti-cop and all about showing empathy to even the most disgusting sex criminals? Gosh Staph, this persecuted man can't help his pArApHiLiA, he was just trying to visit his mother and the pigs decided to harass and endanger him like this, isn't this a perfect opportunity to get up on your soapbox?

Oh right, she doesn't give a flying fuck about sympathy towards sex freaks or anyone else other than herself. "Sympathy for paraphiles" just means she wants to gross out the internet with permavirgin thirst larping about whoever she feels like without anyone calling her out for being tasteless and inappropriate to the nth degree.
 
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Your spells don't do shit, you lazy ass.

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She has 6k followers on Blue Sky and barely gets more than 3 likes on a post.

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If someone told Staph she is fat and needs to lose weight for the sake of her health, then that is not 'concern trolling', that is genuine advice. When does anyone do this to her? Aww, Staph, we would never do that - we would just call you fat!

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Getting your photos digitized at the library to look at on your phone seems... very nana coded.

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Imagine being such a saddo that you have to convince your imaginary friend to have sex with you.

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What happened to needing $20 because you only had $18 in your account?

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I would love Staph to get her chromosomes tested.

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That's quite sweet of Papa Frig.

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Absolutely fuck right off with this conversion language.

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So is Jacquin right wing for making Dahmer AI art? Are you right wing for reposting and drooling over it?

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Yeah, this bit you do already.
 
Some cows get doxed because of their region specific door knobs. Gyro mean while might as well post the Apartments.com listing.
It's already been worked out what building she's most likely in. Someone could very easily travel to her town, hang out in a couple of key spots, and have their own Womb Wizard encounter. Of course, that would be a really stupid thing to do, in part because weenery is for dumbshits and in part because it's not like she would even do anything interesting.

Staph is a low-stakes cow, she wouldn't have that level of concentrated autism directed at her if she didn't flap her loose lips so much about where she is.
 
Most of the Staph lolcow experience is watching her fail, then learning how stuff is really done along the way.
Or the friends we made, ...I guess.

Re: Region Specific Door Knobs,
Autism never changes. 🤣
 
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If Staph had any dedicated neghole pozzing trolls, the satirical entries would cause absolute chaos. Maybe some creative Kiwis could post some here in the safe space of the thread.

EDIT: I initially read this as a call for design entries, my brain is rotted from reading all the posts where she displays a lack of reading comprehension *sigh*

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What happened...? I looked across her social media accounts and only found this:
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No evidence of a slapfight with Jesse anywhere, so I guess this must have happened privately.

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For fucks sake, read the goddamn room, this isn't about you.

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'Don't call Trump a psycho, he's not sexy enough!'

Staph's latest obsession is with Project Hail Mary. I am an uncultured swine and have never heard of it, but here you go:
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Go by the pronouns used in the book, jackass.

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... and just spending more time on other social media platforms to make up for the lack of TikTok, but I guess you can't sound smug about that.

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Staph's aunt and uncle are rich frackers...? Is this a new claim?

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Er...OK...? No idea why people needed to know, or what she expected people to say. 'Good for you'? 'You're so edgy admitting you masturbate'? Who knows. No idea why she's thanking Lolki for it.

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I would love to see what art she has displayed there and how it's presented. To be fair, I imagine the whole art expo is full of exceptional work.
 
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Staph's latest obsession is with Project Hail Mary. I am an uncultured swine and have never heard of it, but here you go:

Sci fi book written by the same guy who wrote The Martian, made into a movie that’s currently in theaters.

I don’t know the plot. I loved The Martian but couldn’t get into this one.
 
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Absolutely fuck right off with this conversion language.
Alright, she's starting to piss me off. This is no different than troon rapists and their allies yelling that lesbians just need to learn to suck dick and then some. Revolting. I hope she's cursed to live out her days fat, smelly, and unloved (oh wait, she already is).

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Er...OK...? No idea why people needed to know, or what she expected people to say. 'Good for you'? 'You're so edgy admitting you masturbate'? Who knows. No idea why she's thanking Lolki for it.
Again with the uncomfortable sexual TMI. Those mushrooms have turned her into a sex pest.
 
Again with the uncomfortable sexual TMI. Those mushrooms have turned her into a sex pest.
She's always been like this. She gets into phases of really seeking attention, and when it's not picking fights about politics or religion, or informing everyone that their dead loved ones are with her grandma, she'll do drive-by sexy posts until she ramps up enough to post a shot of her mournful breasts.
 
informing everyone that their dead loved ones are with her grandma
No exaggeration - she comments this at least twice a day. Out of everything she does, it's currently the thing that makes me the most irrationally MATI. It's like some low budget version of telling a non-Christian that their loved one is with Jesus. I ditched posting screen caps of it because it's so repetitive and annoying, but today's second spewing of it came with a bonus. I imagine each repeated 'your cat is with my grandma' will come with an old photo of the Cat Soul Devourer just so Staph can make it all about herself.
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Reminder that Staph has claimed to be paying tribute to her grandma with her fashion sense. Imagine if we get a photo of granny wearing a pastel t-shirt with a baffling graphic on the front and a trilby covered in pin badges. It would all start making sense.
 
the Cat Soul Devourer
Good point; if Stephanie believes her own cosmology, her grandmother's position within is sounding more and more frightening.

If she weren't so lazy, she'd have an ancestor worship altar by now. At the center, a photo of her grandmother, blown up on a photocopier, pasted to cardboard and decorated with glitter glue. Then whenever someone posts on social media about their cat dying, Stephanie could print out the post, roll it up into a scroll and jam it into the Grandma effigy like those nail totems in Africa. YOUR CAT IS WITH MY GRANDMOTHER NOW

This does bring up the old discussion point: in Stephanie's mind, Grandma is the only person who has ever died. She's not going to know what hit her when Mama Frigs goes.
 
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If Staph had any dedicated neghole pozzing trolls, the satirical entries would cause absolute chaos. Maybe some creative Kiwis could post some here in the safe space of the thread.
I’d it me, or does this scream AI?

For fucks sake, read the goddamn room, this isn't about you.
Everything is always about her, forever. Otherwise why would she care? She needs the world to know SHE is the most oppressed ever, and if someone more oppressed shows up that’s oppresses her.
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Er...OK...? No idea why people needed to know, or what she expected people to say. 'Good for you'? 'You're so edgy admitting you masturbate'? Who knows. No idea why she's thanking Lolki for it.
“The rose toy” how utterly masc
No exaggeration - she comments this at least twice a day. Out of everything she does, it's currently the thing that makes me the most irrationally MATI. It's like some low budget version of telling a non-Christian that their loved one is with Jesus. I ditched posting screen caps of it because it's so repetitive and annoying, but today's second spewing of it came with a bonus. I imagine each repeated 'your cat is with my grandma' will come with an old photo of the Cat Soul Devourer just so Staph can make it all about herself.
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Reminder that Staph has claimed to be paying tribute to her grandma with her fashion sense. Imagine if we get a photo of granny wearing a pastel t-shirt with a baffling graphic on the front and a trilby covered in pin badges. It would all start making sense.
I know grandma is dead and all, but spamming her pics all over social media, when it appears she did not do that while alive, feels gross.
 
This does bring up the old discussion point: in Stephanie's mind, Grandma is the only person who has ever died. She's not going to know what hit her when Mama Frigs goes.
That's going to be the pay per view event of the season, watching Staph process death and mortality in real time. Better hope that faith scaffolding you built for yourself holds up under that existential weight, boxy.

You have no idea how to handle it until you are going through it. And lemme tell you, it's some heavy shit; days feel like ages and you seem to be falling uphill all day everyday.
 
(Or am I a pleb and Penis Envy is a normal name for these things to be called?)
It's a particularly strong strain of psilocybin that looks more like dicks than usual.
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It's funny to see the textual friction between dope-growin' stoners who named it and holistic enlightenment types who are rapidly gentrifying the scene. The latter likes to call it "PE strain psilocybin."
 
It’s weird Staph hasn’t gotten really into the Manson murders now she’s doing a psychedelic lark. I guess he’s not yaoi enough. Or maybe his homely, dead-eyed female groupies are too close for comfort.
 
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Irresponsible advice. The site she's buying from.

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A whole new low of 'they're with my grandma now': blatantly reposting the same comment and picture she used on someone else's mourning post. She really gives no fucks about how someone is feeling.

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Cute!

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Who actually cares about this shit?

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OK.

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She's totally fine with AI generated videos if they involve Dahmer slowly taking his shirt off and smirking, though.

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Maybe he's despairing about his son's relationship choices.

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But have you read it cover to cover tho.

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Can you blame him? He doesn't want her to form an attachment and have fantasies of fucking him in heaven or something.

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Link to the article, which is written by Staph's pal, Jacquin. You don't have to bother reading it, because the Ian Watkin's fan Staph talks to on Blue Sky has a great summary for you:

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LOL. I don't know if it was, but it would be hilarious if so.

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The boldness of claiming not to be a pervert whilst posting this on her hybristophilia/ spectrophilia account.

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I love it when she writes in third person.
 
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