🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[Sicko Hunter]

Say what you will about Tarl but he has gotten laid more than most people on this site, including most of his detractors

I have zero interest whatsoever in getting chlamydia from Vermont trailer park whores. If that means Styx is better at getting pussy then me so be it.

 

[W@rui]

Say what you will about Tarl but he has gotten laid more than most people on this site, including most of his detractors

Your bait isn't bad, but meh.

That's an accomplishment if you put sex on a pedestal like Ethan Ralph does. With us having to deal with his exes in this thread, I would take a lower body count if I was in his shoes.

 

[retardedfaggot]

HIS FACE LOOKS BAD
HE BANGS SASQUATCHES FOR SOME REASON
STOLAS ISN'T FAVOURING HIM ANYMORE

 

[Leylon Sneed]

HIS HAT IS CROOKED,
HE'S SLEEPING IN HIS HAT,
THE RETARD IS MAKING HIM EAT HER UNWASHED PUSSY AT AN ANGLE!

 

[Penal Colony]

He's morphing into an odd meld of Cobra and Digibro. Ethan Ralph arc incoming!

Edit: He looks like a hobosexual.

is digibro still around lol

 

[Mr. Manchester]

is digibro still around lol

I think he got arrested for attacking a family member a week or two ago.

 

[SargonF00t]

I think he got arrested for attacking a family member a week or two ago.

Digi and Styx can share a jail cell and make sweet love to each other at night.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

I want to see the next chapter, as Mel and her family finally figure out a way to eject the obstinate drunken squatter who is destroying their domestic life and marring up their walls.

I can't write Chapter 2 of Adventures With Stolas without it

 

[Godmode]

Besides the stroke, is Tard just going balls to the wall with the cringeposting on xitter? I see his 'tube ran out 10 days ago on march 14th claiming justice is impossible.

Welcome back brother. Hope you enjoyed your Tarl-cation.

 

[Adamska]

Styx thinks him "supporting" our right to call him names means he deserves sympathy.

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You blocked people repeatedly and banned them for hurting your feelings like a little bitch because you couldn't handle people mocking your Baali butt pirate cosplay. You still do this as you bleat and honk bullshit to hopefully let the drugs make you hallucinate so you can cope and avoid the consequences forcing you to evaluate your failed life. lolno you support fuck all of any lolbertarian shit you claim you do snitch.

Have fun with ironic hell buddy, since delusions of grandeur clearly aren't shielding you from reality as well as you bleat and honk they do. Or being reincarnated as a bird who is stuck in crippling agony due to its genetic deformities before it's killed to be eaten by a fat fuck like Jeremy "Wannabe Weinstein" Hambly or something.

Also prove to me you have a reading level above a child; your stories make the Hardy Boys seem like Tolstoy and Dav Pilkey like Tolkien. Conversely, prove to me you had a real stroke rather than you being a retard who tried the "fake note to get out of school" method like on the TV, since you clearly can read despite your babbling it fucked that.

 

[W@rui]

Also prove to me you have a reading level above a child; your stories make the Hardy Boys seem like Tolstoy and Dav Pilkey like Tolkien. Conversely, prove to me you had a real stroke rather than you being a retard who tried the "fake note to get out of school" method like on the TV, since you clearly can read despite your babbling it fucked that.

Maybe he did have a stroke because his writing is god awful and everyone keeps pointing it out.

 

[mickrussom]

Welcome back brother. Hope you enjoyed your Tarl-cation.

Thanks for the welcome back;

I'd say him having a stroke in the meantime is par for Tard's course. I think the next milestone is a jaw or blood/bone infection from his craw looking worse by the day.

Digi and Styx can share a jail cell and make sweet love to each other at night.

Or stoleass commands bubba to violate them non consensually

 

[White Christmas]

Oh my god; those teeth are getting worse by the week.

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Dear god. This unwashed blackened mouth eats ripe, unwashed pussy for breakfast, according to Nikki.

Looks like his lips are turning black now, too like people who vape all day.

This is the crust-covered meth mouth that Sam dreams about deep throating while she uploads love songs to him on Jewtube.

 

[Ghostface Killah]

Thanks for the welcome back;

I'd say him having a stroke in the meantime is par for Tard's course. I think the next milestone is a jaw or blood/bone infection from his craw looking worse by the day.




Or stoleass commands bubba to violate them non consensually

Let's hope so. You know this nasty nigger doesn't brush his teeth anyways.

 

[White Christmas]

Maybe he did have a stroke because his writing is god awful and everyone keeps pointing it out.

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Nah. He was writing like this all the time when he was drunk, pre fake stroke.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

Nah. He was writing like this all the time when he was drunk, pre fake stroke.

He has been writing like that. Always a lazy hack. But why so much of it now, unasked for? Maybe his frontal lobes have finally been dissolved in rum.

 

[Libtardism Is Over]

I have zero interest whatsoever in getting chlamydia from Vermont trailer park whores. If that means Styx is better at getting pussy then me so be it.

Apparently most of them aren't even from Vermont and are an economic ladder rung above trailer parker

 

[mickrussom]

Let's hope so. You know this nasty nigger doesn't brush his teeth anyways.

I'd like to hear @Sekhmet666 's report on his oral hygiene. I'd imagine Tarl's mouth smelling like a high water table graveyard, dumpster juice and diarrheic soaked baby diaper.

 

[Soapmore]

I'd like to hear @Sekhmet666 's report on his oral hygiene. I'd imagine Tarl's mouth smelling like a high water table graveyard, dumpster juice and diarrheic soaked baby diaper.

'Don't wash it for me Nikki, I want to put my scent on you.'

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

I'd like to hear @Sekhmet666 's report on his oral hygiene.

She took her ball and went home. She sticker-ghosts from time to time, but everyone was picking on her for continuing to make stupid decisions. Then she just went BPD on me when I dared to question her forever-altering-narrative so I blocked her.

Given her propensity for weed more than anything else, I'm sure hers is just as lovely.