💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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9000 miles in 9 years, stalker. A speed freak biker tough guy with pectorals, by the way. Must’ve spent those miles on moving back and forth to Swingin’ Door Exchange and Hooligans like using it as his fat mobility scooter.

Hmmm… I wonder what else would Fattycakes use his cruiser motor scooter aside from pootling and waddling to local bars? :thinking:

Also fat.
 
The thing I am curious about regarding him is is he oinking out because he is frustrated that he once was on a fairly respectable path to being successful, with his stand up, novels, regular panel discussions and at least getting spots on tv shows, but now is a loser fat man reduced to renting out his house as a bnb?

Or does he still think he is successful and that these stalker children harass him out of jealousy?

Patrick is a sociopath. He has no inner life other than how other people judge him. He has no values of his own, no yardstick, material or otherwise, to measure "success". He genuinely doesn't care if he is "successful" by any metric normal people would measure, such as those you mentioned. He measures his success by how successful other people think he is. Everything he does is performative for this reason. That's why he's smug and tries to show off in his social media postings, whereas when photographed candidly he's a miserable fat alcoholic.

So therefore to answer the question, nobody thinks Pat is successful. Therefore Pat is incredibly unsuccessful. His entire mission in life is to impress other people and gain social capital, yet because he is an undisciplined idiot, he fails at that completely. Thus Pat, by his own measure, is incredibly unsuccessful. This is why he's so angry all the time and drinks so much. Hahaha.
 
Patrick is this funny kind of sounding articulate when he is not oinking out and doesn’t immediately seem like a low brainpower fool.
But once pressed it becomes clear how little he really knows about anything.
Rick is a salesman; that is his origin and his true calling. Salesmen use unnecessary words - usually a script written by somebody else - to try fooling you into seeming authoritative and trustworthy. It's. Just. What. They. Do. They. Can't. Handle. Much. If. Any. Deviation. From. The. Prescribed. Talking. Points. So. They. Rely. Clumsily. On. Style. To. Try. And. Fake. It.

The thing I am curious about regarding him is is he oinking out because he is frustrated that he once was on a fairly respectable path to being successful, with his stand up, novels, regular panel discussions and at least getting spots on tv shows, but now is a loser fat man reduced to renting out his house as a bnb?

Or does he still think he is successful and that these stalker children harass him out of jealousy?
It's definitely the former, lmao. Before acquiring his pest infestation, he really thought he had the gravy train rolling.
 
.It's definitely the former, lmao. Before acquiring his pest infestation, he really thought he had the gravy train rolling.
He absolutely cannot blame the pests despite doing so. He's just so fucking terrible. The spaghetti factory incident was all his own, and his books are fucking awful. Even his slightly better earlier one(s) were collaborated on with the first, better wife. He had a modicum of clout to land on that science show because the production probably saw "sci-fi, author, recently successfully published" and didn't look further. Everything after was a decline because social media became way more prominent and a direct search saw he was a massive asshole even before the pests.

His stand-up is too verbose and niche, the joke about the Star wars fans or whatever all passing out and screaming causing a natural disaster is a prime example. His joke about hating peppermint and comparing it to his divorce/best friend fucking your wife could be funny, but in the example telling we have you can hear the genuine anger behind it and the audience picks up on that and he only gets pity laughs after the first few. Nevermind that he basically stole jokes and this is the theory of why he doesn't think Norm was funny (he tried the same delivery/shtick, bombed, assumed it wasn't his fault but the jokes), kicking off the pest arc.
 
Are you saying his brain is in such a deep depression at being part of Pat that it's suicidal?
No.

His brain is just fundamentally broken. It tries to engorge itself to match its ego and assumed intelligence, but can't actually do that because it's enclosed. So it just starves itself of oxygen and turns to greasy mush.
 
Patrick is a sociopath.
I agree with the general thrust of your analysis, but I think his compulsive need for external validation points equally to narcissism. Probably he's a revolting combination of both pathologies. I can't think of a worse diagnosis. Even borderline personality disorder isn't as bad.
 
He absolutely cannot blame the pests despite doing so. He's just so fucking terrible. The spaghetti factory incident was all his own, and his books are fucking awful. Even his slightly better earlier one(s) were collaborated on with the first, better wife. He had a modicum of clout to land on that science show because the production probably saw "sci-fi, author, recently successfully published" and didn't look further. Everything after was a decline because social media became way more prominent and a direct search saw he was a massive asshole even before the pests.

His stand-up is too verbose and niche, the joke about the Star wars fans or whatever all passing out and screaming causing a natural disaster is a prime example. His joke about hating peppermint and comparing it to his divorce/best friend fucking your wife could be funny, but in the example telling we have you can hear the genuine anger behind it and the audience picks up on that and he only gets pity laughs after the first few. Nevermind that he basically stole jokes and this is the theory of why he doesn't think Norm was funny (he tried the same delivery/shtick, bombed, assumed it wasn't his fault but the jokes), kicking off the pest arc.

Oh, I agree 100% that Patrick in a vacuum would still be the same untalented windbag. He did have at least a handful of human Twitter followers at one point, though. And a small crowd of people actually did, once upon a time, stay seated in the room when Pat's turn came up at the variety hour.
I guess what I'm trying to say is that most people are pretty retarded and have rather poor taste. Patrick realized that fact to some extent, despite being a tard himself.
The unique contribution the Pests made is that they made the guy radioactive. Sympathetics who tolerate or share Rick's shitty attitude have gone silent, correctly observing that they are also fair targets for pestering.
There's that, and the fact that they thoroughly exposed and humiliated various SFWA-adjacent characters. This perhaps represents some of their finest work.
 
I agree with the general thrust of your analysis, but I think his compulsive need for external validation points equally to narcissism. Probably he's a revolting combination of both pathologies. I can't think of a worse diagnosis. Even borderline personality disorder isn't as bad.
Oh yeah, totally. All sociopaths are narcissists, but not all narcissists are sociopaths. Fatty wishes he had BPD because then he might succeed at manipulating people once in a while.
 
He measures his success by how successful other people think he is.
For a man so interested in what others think of him he sure can ignore them when they tell him he's fat.
He's just so fucking terrible.
And so fucking terribly fat.
His stand-up is too verbose and niche
And gay and unfunny.
No.

His brain is just fundamentally broken. It tries to engorge itself to match its ego and assumed intelligence, but can't actually do that because it's enclosed. So it just starves itself of oxygen and turns to greasy mush.
Actually, stalker, his brain is trying to engorge itself to match the body it's housed in. And if it was starved of oxygen it would die.

Much like you did in your prison cell.

That you chose.
Even borderline personality disorder isn't as bad.
Perhaps I've never met a true sociopath or psychopath, but I've definitely met people with BPD and it was not good at all.
Fatty wishes he had BPD because then he might succeed at manipulating people once in a while.
Except for how he doesn't need to manipulate anyone to do his bidding, child. He wields the full power of the state by virtue of being not only correct about every single thing ever, but also being on the right side of history.

While you cower in fear of the life-long prison sentence that is coming for you.

Wait patiently for the knock, stalker.

Yes I know it's been some years that you've heard this promise repeated. Just be patient, I said!
 
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9000 miles in 9 years, stalker. A speed freak biker tough guy with pectorals, by the way. Must’ve spent those miles on moving back and forth to Swingin’ Door Exchange and Hooligans like using it as his fat mobility scooter.

Hmmm… I wonder what else would Fattycakes use his cruiser motor scooter aside from pootling and waddling to local bars? :thinking:

Also fat.
He has to ride the tremendous distance to the nearest protest in his city, of course. Fatrick is a man of action after all.
 
The spaghetti factory incident was all his own, and his books are fucking awful. Even his slightly better earlier one(s) were collaborated on with the first, better wife. He had a modicum of clout to land on that science show because the production probably saw "sci-fi, author, recently successfully published" and didn't look further.

His stand-up is too verbose and niche, the joke about the Star wars fans or whatever all passing out and screaming causing a natural disaster is a prime example. His joke about hating peppermint and comparing it to his divorce/best friend fucking your wife could be funny, but in the example telling we have you can hear the genuine anger behind it and the audience picks up on that and he only gets pity laughs after the first few.

Those are the key points of his brush with success.
Anyone else who was basically him in terms of talent level and wit, but who managed to not have such an ego swell, might have gone on to be a footnote in the sci-fi world.
Not a great admired author, but perhaps a kind of slightly bad author with a specific brand of humor stand up act attended by sci fi geeks.
Maybe he would even have been an in demand MC for conventions, due to having a few credentials and being good at an inoffensive brand of stage patter for sci fi awards.
While that isn’t anyone’s ambition, it’s still better than being a generally laughed at rage pig who alienates all his peers and still doesn’t understand why a bunch of internet pests keep getting a rise out of him.
 
I imagine Pat could have utilised his ample free time to pursue an education in a field he's passionate about, but then I remember it's all a facade to gain approval from his peers. Pat is emotionally and intellectually trapped in high school. His only value lies in being a unifying object of derision and unintentional comedy.

Pat really is the epitome of the lazy, fat Midwestern rube who was lucky enough to secure an apparent safety net that enables him to coast through life. Saying that, he's unemployable at this point. Could you imagine Pat undertaking menial work without being a condescending, anti-social prick to his colleagues or customers? Yeah, me neither. It's hilarious to think that he once said such work is beneath him when he's too ignorant to complete basic tasks with a semblance of skill. Any undertaking by Pat is done with the highest levels of ineptitude, and he still has the gall to boast about his projects that always look like shit. He lives a fantasy like some porcine Walter Mitty.
 
i read about this on onaforums.

it's completely, utterly fake. every AI worth its salt says it's fake and the details on the form itself are inconsistent.

tl;dr: pat is false flagging again.
Actually, I did submit a public records request to see if this is legit when the post was first made, so I guess we'll see
 
Perhaps I've never met a true sociopath or psychopath, but I've definitely met people with BPD and it was not good at all.
I've had the dubious pleasure of meeting both borderlines and one sociopath. Either can drag you down with them.

I know a therapist (in private life, not as a patient) who once told me that most therapists won't accept BPD patients, and of those who will, they will not accept more than one in their practice. They won't accept sociopaths once they know they're dealing with one.
 
What's the over/under on Pat himself enjoying prison in the near future anyways?
He chimps out at law enforcement a lot, even when he's not being swatted. He tried (emphasis on tried) to assault an officer.
He actually did assault the officer. What he failed to do was batter the officer.

He's lucky they probably thought he was a retard and didn't charge him.
Pat really is the epitome of the lazy, fat Midwestern rube who was lucky enough to secure an apparent safety net that enables him to coast through life.
He's the perfect example of the performative hicklib who adopts the most extreme and dumb far left opinions to prove he's more "intelligent" than the rest of the hicks, when he's actually just a hick with even dumber opinions than normal hicks.
 
He actually did assault the officer. What he failed to do was batter the officer.

He's lucky they probably thought he was a retard and didn't charge him.
No child. His penis was flaccid, stalker. If he meant to sexually assault the officer he would've been hard. All 2 inches of him. This is how you're choosing to end your life.
 
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