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bear hammer said:
@Ichijou how is @CallmeCicada not the cutest poster?

Literally almost every kiwi farmer is a hyper obnoxious asshole, cicada is by far the most kind person on the whole website. He's pretty much the only trustworthy person here.

My parasocial head canon for him is that he's a really nice person irl, he probably works at some volunteer job at a charity or hospital. He's well liked in his social circles, and everyone views him as very kind, unassuming person. And he comes here to take his mask off, to maybe have some kind of outlet to say more risqué things he doesn't say irl, but the most hilarious thing is that what he says isn't even that bad.

I don't even know why he even uses this website to be honest, almost every person on here is a huge faggot and no one here seems like someone he would get along with but somehow does I guess.
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He's not going to fuck you over Discord.
 
I also turned 20, it officially says it on my kiwi profile now.

Are you guys gonna sing happy birthday?

I doxed myself to Ken and he's buying a t-shirt fo me

I am on mushrooms and this is my post.


Kiwi farms profile picture

There’s a giant fucking hole in the ground is what I said

Fucj
 
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I'm sure your parents and girlfriend Chuck are very proud right now.
 
Who the fuck is chuck

Chuck is a joke, he is joking about a meme

is it chucks feed and sneed or is it another name?

It’s sneeds, but I personally feel like chucks would have been the better name because chuck rolls the tongue better

Im sorry for whatever I did guys but I really don’t like how I am being treated, and would like to be treated with more respect.

I will give you respect in return for respect

Can we just fucking talk like adults and not like high schoolers??

I feel like I am in high school and I am getting bulled by a bunch of jocks and they are going to give me a wedgie and put me in a locker.

Like what is this? What are we doing? Why are we acting like teenagers?

Can we just talk? What is this? Why are guys acting so weird?

This is like the Internet and I feel like we are taking this way too seriously than what is appropriate

I feel like it’s very fair thing to ask to talk like normal people and not like this stupid high school like drama that is going on
 
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bear hammer said:
I am on mushrooms
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Do it
 
The time in the upper left corner is how I keep track of the time

If you merge the posts, I can’t see it anymore

I feel like I am a nerd being stuffed in a locker not like a twenty year old

I would prefer to be treated like that, can we start that?
 
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