💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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I chuckle at how of all things, it was a dog that fucking ruined his life and made him want to quit everything, give up the Socialist / Communist grift. Maybe he'll fuck off from Cali, leave the US, and go back to Shitskinistan.

But seriously. A pupper's sacrifice was the blood fuel needed to spring forth a glorious harvest of FELT. Nothing else? Not all the controversies, the brothel stuff, everything about gutting and killing people, being willfully oblivious to people doing things, sending skulls in his honor to a Jew?

No. Just a fucking dog did him in. :story:
It really makes perfect sense. Leftists don't view right wing people as human so he could be screaming to rape murder and disfigure every republican you see to his audience daily and they would clap there hands. But the turk didn't realize that a massive percentage of white people love animals. It's not a meme so he got a dog to increase subscription numbers by having brain dead retards spam pupper in his chat because he understands that dogs can increase subscription numbers. But when he abuses his animal for twitch clout to use as a money generation device it is capable of making both political sides angry which is very rare in the current political climate.

Tldr he felted himself because he doesn't understand people like dogs
 
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Some rando on twitter posted this and I found it funny. Hasan is balding in the back and this was their progression. The Norwood Reaper is coming for him.

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Proof men always look better with hair.
Seeing how popular flying to Turkey and getting a cheap hair transplant done is these days i say Hasan should take that chance. Fly to some goat fucker village, get the transplant, never come back. The only way to get out of all this shit with at least some dignity.
And with all these lies, the one thing neither Hasan nor any of his retarded fans have ever addressed, is why he thought having Kaya sitting there for 8 hours a day every day would be a good thing for a dog. It's obviously not. I heard him claim something about how if Kaya sat on the floor she would get hip dysplasia, but the answer is not to have her sit on a cot all day long. The answer is to have someone play with her a few times when he streams so she stays active and isn't just sitting there.
This nigger is a fucking millionaire, why he didn't just invest in a dog sitter is beyond me.
 
It's Kenny Blankenship's painful eliminations of the day!

Number Nine goes to Cenk's Nephew, who's SHOCKED to see the tables turn, and gets PICKed on by the web!
Up next, here's Hasan Babaganoosh. He's a millionaire who's alter ego is a communist who says "Fuck the rich" because he hopes that that will get him laid one day.
There he goes past the grinder. Into the contraceptive sponges. He makes it past the nards of doom and OH! HE'S ELIMINATED FOR ELECTRIFYING THE POOCH!
Let's see that on our impact replay!
 
The craziest thing about this whole situation is that he could have simply overnighted, or hell even went out and bought, a vibration only collar, showed it on stream, and moved on. Sure, no one would have believed him, but it wouldn't have mattered, it would have been mostly over. But instead this retard takes the actual shock collar, tapes it up all fucking suspicious like, and shows it on camera. This is 14 year old "nu-uh" level lying. It's a fucking masterclass in self-annihilation, turning a minor issue into a fucking month-long clown fest.

Does this fucker have a humiliation fetish or something?
 
Your suffering will be legendary, even in hell!
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This guy is a massive pussy, he gets a little heat then lies, lies and deflects.
Imagine having the media feeding fluff pieces to everyone and the narrative is still falling apart.
All his LA influencer buddies running cover, Taylor Lorenz and it's still not good enough.
Get fucked turkroach!
 
Hasan called his dog the spawn of satan before he had to "train" her LSF Archive.is
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It's not even that I don't believe him, what else can you expect from a dog that is a mix of two highly aggressive guardian breeds? You're setting yourself up to have a hard time and it takes a lot of work. But that still doesn't excuse the abuse of using force to keep her imprisoned with no space to walk around, or stretch and nothing to even really do.
 
Whenever you see someone gushing about how Hasan is charismatic or attractive or masculine you have to make a mental note of
>by left wing progressive standards
And it makes a little more sense.
I automatically assume it’s a woman or a homosexual man.
 
I automatically assume it’s a woman or a homosexual man.
Straight men don't want to fuck Hasan? Weird.

He takes care of himself and dresses nicely. That's it. That's where the bar is. If every male on this web site also worked out to tone their body, took care of their hair, invested in their wardrobe, and showered/shaved regularly, they too could be Lefty Hot.
 
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