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Perspic says the original goal of KC was PPP would regularily press Andy, like for example whenever it was the anniversary of Aim Aim Aim PPP would push Andy to watch it on stream to "celebrate" specifically to fuck with him. But eventually PPP completley cucked out to Andy, refused to press him ever, and effectively let him take over the show, the show became whatever Andy (and by extension his paypigs) wanted, which is why they "content" became shit like watching a fat couple review hotels because that was what Andy (more specifically his paypigs) wanted.

Basically the show would be Ashton treating Warski like he did DSP on Smark Guys, but instead he fell in love with Andy and spread his star for him metaphorically (and probably literally).
 
My question is this. How does some 400+ lb autist who psycho rocks back and forth in an office chair have BY FAR the best sense of focus in this entire sektur?
Turns out it’s a genius strategy to only make enemies of retards more retarded than you, the Ralph strategy of making enemies of Literally everyone isn’t so good…
 
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Perspic says the original goal of KC was PPP would regularily press Andy, like for example whenever it was the anniversary of Aim Aim Aim PPP would push Andy to watch it on stream to "celebrate" specifically to fuck with him. But eventually PPP completley cucked out to Andy, refused to press him ever, and effectively let him take over the show, the show became whatever Andy (and by extension his paypigs) wanted, which is why they "content" became shit like watching a fat couple review hotels because that was what Andy (more specifically his paypigs) wanted.

Basically the show would be Ashton treating Warski like he did DSP on Smark Guys, but instead he fell in love with Andy and spread his star for him metaphorically (and probably literally).
So that's why the breakup happened.
The power bottom Tard 28219 stole Perspicacity's boyfriend.

Really homosexual.

Your starfish, my choice. -- Andy Warski to PPP
 
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I *tried* to watch/analyze the Tardski footage from the islands that occurred after I left. My goal was simply to take note of Andy's words, whatever they happened to be, and see if he accidentally dropped any interesting pieces of information, even by accident. Because Percip and crew were LITERALLY TALKING OVER HIM AND MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE TO HEAR WHAT ANDY WAS SAYING, I couldn't even do THAT.

It is of near universal agreement that the leaks were worthless. I combed a very small amount of value out of them by contextualizing things from other sources, but it is quite underwhelming (to be generous). For what little value they might have in some limited light, the morons presenting it are drowning it out by talking OVER it. 3 times in 1 week, KC alogs self-immolated to incredible degrees.
 
Perspic says the original goal of KC was PPP would regularily press Andy, like for example whenever it was the anniversary of Aim Aim Aim PPP would push Andy to watch it on stream to "celebrate" specifically to fuck with him. But eventually PPP completley cucked out to Andy, refused to press him ever, and effectively let him take over the show, the show became whatever Andy (and by extension his paypigs) wanted, which is why they "content" became shit like watching a fat couple review hotels because that was what Andy (more specifically his paypigs) wanted.

Basically the show would be Ashton treating Warski like he did DSP on Smark Guys, but instead he fell in love with Andy and spread his star for him metaphorically (and probably literally).
I dunno how much I believe this, and not just because it's coming from a jilted, unreliable cuckold like Persip but it clashes with previous accusations that PPP hates Andy and only puts up with him for the money.
 
I dunno how much I believe this, and not just because it's coming from a jilted, unreliable cuckold like Persip but it clashes with previous accusations that PPP hates Andy and only puts up with him for the money.
The two aren't mutually exclusive. Ashton thought he'd come in and run the show, but put his tail between his legs as he came to realize that Andy held all the cards. This was evidenced when Ashton and Percip tried to run a show without Andy after the boxed wine scandal. Without Andy, the show had almost no donos, Percip was clumsy AF with tech and Ashton couldn't use tech at all. Andy seized the Dakka Dakka channel (we know this because of Raven's testimony on Sat and she had receipts) out from under Ashton and changed the password on him. Ashton was played by Andy repeatedly in year one. Remember, Andy reached out to Ashton while he was in the cold cabin. Of course Ashton's will was broken. He is a walrus on a string for Andy's paypigs.
 
Think about what a shitter Persip is that he gets constantly and consummately outmaneuvered by fucking Andy Warski.
 
Frankly, I don't believe anything this cabal of nasty lowlife scum says. Ethan Ralph is equally guilty in Event 22819 and they were trying to enable him. The Iranian hairdresser constantly tried to enable his antics and threw numerous wrenches into kino content. He's the hook-nosed grinch of kino and annoying.
Andy was supposed to be the punching bag according to them? I mean, he still is occasionally. I listened to a few clips, his stutter almost doesn't exist now. Ethan Ralph stutters more.
According to Godwinson the soulless English subhuman vampire, I swatted MTG and accepted $100 for sock accounts. Not to brag but I can probably dig out twice that from my coats. I don't care about money. All of them are liars. He is a torswats simp, he should kill himself.
All of these people are scum. If Tardski just came out and said the CP stream was fucked, consneeded and moved on, the alogging in this thread will immediately die. I think the stream was messed up but I don't think he's a paedophile. What about the other people involved? They all need to be held to the fire.
Lard is evil but he's funny, he's fat but he makes me laugh. Nobody can deny him that, which is why he'll always have a following, and he's fat.
Listening to Perspik and his group of idiots makes me want to kill myself. They have nothing of value to offer. Ethan Ralph was right to cut them out.

Do these idiots possess any redeeming qualities? No, none. The fuck tard festival was an epic failure.
 
All of these people are scum. If Tardski just came out and said the CP stream was fucked, consneeded and moved on, the alogging in this thread will immediately die. I think the stream was messed up but I don't think he's a paedophile. What about the other people involved? They all need to be held to the fire.
Lard is evil but he's funny, he's fat but he makes me laugh. Nobody can deny him that, which is why he'll always have a following, and he's fat.
I've said it before, Andy is a literally retarded person and he would have a legal guardian if he wasn't supernaturally slick on social stuff.

PPP showed his real stripes with Schrodinger's-work on Phil and I bet it haunts him in future business relationships. The Teflon Roach is going to win again.
 
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The knowledge and confirmation that content is being made specific to the Discord reconciled combined with Ashton's statement to Phil about a 40% tax rate gives an insight on to how much back channel paypiggery is going on. We know Ashton is expected to make a token appearance* that has him deflated and defeated, literally phoning it in and barely containing his contempt. Knowing that Andy and Ashton once sold 1000 dollar 1 week "Live with Lard and Tard" packages that were purchased by both Jaden and Psycho (who apparently requested cleaning a smeared toilet as part of his package?) and have sold meetups to pigs that have involved prostitutes (magnitude in dispute, presence is not), we have insights into why they went to Jamaica from 2/22 to 2/26 of this year. We know from Twitter activity and Phil leaks that Andy enjoyed it and Ashton did not. We know they're selling Discord content while Casino is in hiding (and they admit to Phil that they ARE hiding). We know there was a Hedonism II event from 2/22 to 3/1 and they were in Jamaica making Discord content from 2/22 to 2/26. We can infer the totality of this picture.

We know that Ashton runs the gumroad (per Raven's claims containing receipts) and Andy runs the Discord. We know Ashton's ultimatum of "the discord goes or I go" in the wake of the Liana fuckup didn't take. We know that Andy holds the power in the dynamic because Ashton couldn't threaten Andy with power, he could only threaten to withdraw and invoke mutually assured failure. We know it was Ashton's plan to have the high roller content on the gumroad which he controls, but it ended up going to the Discord that Andy controls. We know that they are willing to watch gay porn on the gumroad, where some less fanatic supporters have accounts, so we can speculate what they are willing to do on the Discord where only the paypigs are and no one leaks to the outside world, let alone what they're willing to do for money in IRL meetups. Orgies become much more plausible in this light.

From primary materials, we learned a LOT. Somehow, despite all these potential Casino L's, the crew so fantastically self-immolated, they didn't make a single one of these points or observations and gave the Casino an astounding harvest of prosperity by way of inaction. The Casino got a huge payout without even making a bet. The gun backfired in the face of the would be assailant. The entertainment value of the alog embarassment VASTLY overwhelms the entertainment value of the more subtle observations that read like a mathematical proof. In the short term, this is an overwhelming ROI. The long term fundamentals are still shown to be very shaky. But this is the sektur and it is all about the now.
 
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Can someone estimate Ashton's income from the "40% tax bracket" comment? I'm a retard, I don't know how Canadian taxes work
Well, it bears noting that Ashton speaks in estimates and reporting his top tax rate as his aggregate tax rate (this is common and even I made this error in my analysis and didn't catch it til review. The error was in his favor, so I kept it in to steelman his case). It is impossible to for any dollars to be taxed at 40%. By combining national and provincial rates (localized to Ontario, we are operating on the assumption that he is truthful about currently residing in the Toronto area) we have 41.6% at 173, 205 CAD and 38.6% at 173,204 CAD. 173,205 CAD = just shy of 121K USD. The front channel paypiggery doesn't come close to 90K USD, yet his statement is only sensible if he makes at least that.

At 112K CAD we have a top tax rate of 37.16%. Please note that between 112K CAD and 173 CAD the top tax rate only varies by less than 1.5% Even at 112K CAD (just shy of 79K USD), speaking of a 37.16% tax rate as "about 40% makes sense. It does not make sense for any earnings under 79K. Ashton's earnings, prorated for all current confirmed earnings, are at minimum 80K, well above the 54K plus variables of the previous estimate. The variables of the previous estimate do not include things like his side project earnings, back channel paypiggery or shows that drastically smash the goal but are offset by large tracts of time off. We know from the IWS leaks that there is Discord specific content in the same vein where they originally were to have gumroad specific content. It is impossible to estimate that, but these are people who drop 50-100 subs for "Destination Stone" We know a Warski pig once dropped 2K to review an anime (scammed goal, long story) so we can only imagine how much they pay for customized content of no interest to their general audience. This knowledge that Ashton makes AT LEAST 80K USD (I suspect 90-110K) but even if we run with 110K, he's blowing it all on hedonistic pursuits, not unlike Warski, Styx and Phil. Toronto is effing expensive and all these calculations are pre tax and once you apply tax to the calculation, the disposable income is well under what I thought, even in the steelmanned case.

I got a little off topic, but the tl;dr is that Ashton has to have annual projections in excess of 79K for that to be a sensible statement, but the analysis doesn't change until after the 120K mark. This would require a LOT of back channel paypiggery, but we are talking about a pig that blew 5K a day for 5 days once for Ashton's company, so who knows how high this is? It is IMPOSSIBLE to present a methodology that even sets an educated guess.
 
Ashton and Andy both know they aren’t “moral arbiters” of anything. Ashton literally said on a recent stream that the casino is built on hypocrisy and that they have awareness of their hypocrisy.

The problem with Persnake and co is that they pretend they are superior to the casino despite working for a fat felonious wife beating revenge pornographer hiding out in Mexico. Now even that guy abandoned them. So what does that say about Persip, the alleged “master” behind the Kino Casino?
 
So what does that say about Persip, the alleged “master” behind the Kino Casino?
He's incapable of letting it go. If you are casually keeping tabs on drama be it Casino, DSP, Ralph you will ALWAYS see Perspic in the chats. He desperately wants to be someone of relevance, he wants to be Warski making money and getting attention. He said on the stream last night that PPP would gladly take him back over Warski which is beyond delusional. The writers room ultimately failed from the very start.

The only person in it who had the talent to carry a show was Godwinson but he let it all slip away. Now PPP took what he learned from him making it bigger, louder and better and is cashing in on the success while these bums years later are still crying. If Perspic was such a mastermind then another show would be proped up making a killing right? These guys have all the time in the world yet this is what they put their "effort" into.
 
Perspic says the original goal of KC was PPP would regularily press Andy, like for example whenever it was the anniversary of Aim Aim Aim PPP would push Andy to watch it on stream to "celebrate" specifically to fuck with him. But eventually PPP completley cucked out to Andy, refused to press him ever, and effectively let him take over the show, the show became whatever Andy (and by extension his paypigs) wanted, which is why they "content" became shit like watching a fat couple review hotels because that was what Andy (more specifically his paypigs) wanted.

Basically the show would be Ashton treating Warski like he did DSP on Smark Guys, but instead he fell in love with Andy and spread his star for him metaphorically (and probably literally).
I believe it, we all saw how PPP constantly talked shit about Andy and called him retarded to the writers room discord faggots for the first year + of the KC.
 
According to the leaks, Warski threatened his ex-GF and mother of Warski Jr (bless his soul) to remove his sponsor-like status to her residency status in Canada (she's Irish).

ANDY WARSKI STREAMED CP AND FORCED HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND TO ABORT HIS OWN SON UNDER THREAT OF DEPORTING HER BACK TO HER HOME COUNTRY.

WHILE SHE WENT TO THE PAJEET DOCTOR TO MURDER HER OWN BABY BY THE ORDER OF ANDY JR'S OWN FATHER, SHE WENT ALONE AND RETURNED TO CRY ALONE AS WARSKI CLAIMED HE WAS TOO BUSY PLAYING BING BING WAHOO


JESUS

CHRIST

DAY OF THE RAKE CANT ARRIVE SOON ENOUGH
 
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