💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Fapcop]

I haven't seen the diagnosis papers and Nick is a lying liar who lies, so how do we even know he has a diagnosis?

Not that unusual for shifty people with low morals to come up with medical reasons for their poor lifestyle choices.

The opiate addict has a “bad back”. The speed freak has “ADHD” (Yeah I am aware that dual diagnosis is a thing.) The fattie who can’t resist ice cream has “hormonal issues” and the guy who can’t go to bed before 5 am because he loves to goon and doesn’t want to deal with the kids has “narcolepsy”.

Many cases, Nick lies a lot.

 

[Big Beefus]

She looks very Tolkein-esque.




ETA: I found myself upon a very whimsical mood, yearning to depict a goblin forest

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I know the CPS case was sealed, but you'd still think Nick would try to spike the football with some sort of screenshot of a document if he was really all free and clear.

 

[parsnip]

As someone who has never been charged with a crime or had my children taken by the state, I must say I am totally felted and owned by this big Rekieta win.

 

[Fapcop]

We all know he hates his kids. The only reason he would care if he got them back and the CPS shit is actually over (and he is probably lying about that) is that it would prove he won.

Normal addicts: “Yay my kids are back! Thank god this CPS nightmare is sorta over. I must work hard so this doesn’t happen again, but first we will celebrate by making up for lost time together!”

Rekieta: “KAAAYLA!! YOU NEED TO WATCH THE KIDS! I NEED TO TAKE A VICTORY LAP ONLINE AND MAKE THOSE KIWI NERDS SEETHE!”

 

[anionfarflung]

IG/FB stuff...

I love the tack you've taken here. This is an interesting method of investigation.

 

[Oh Darn]

I'm laughing at this. I never thought "Brent" was the actual person looking at Nick's penis as he peed, but there's this

“Hi Brent, this is Ashton and you’re on with the Kino Casino. I understand that you had a Nicholas Wrecky-ate-uh in recently? This is going to sound strange, but I’m going to need you to describe his penis in great detail to me.”

 

[genericwhitemale]

Brent

 

[repentance]

I know the CPS case was sealed, but you'd still think Nick would try to spike the football with some sort of screenshot of a document if he was really all free and clear.

Sealed means sealed. You can't release documents related to the case just because it's concluded. The records need to be unsealed by the court (and they're often never unsealed in cases involving children).

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

What are these things actually prescribed for, if I may ask?

Focus and energy because of my sleep schedual and sleep issues. 5mg twice or 3 times a day works absolutely perfectly for me without any of the nasty side effects it has at higher doses or when abused. Although people generally take 20mg to 40mg a day.

 

[TurdThrower]

He knows how to fix it! though I doubt he'll ever consider it until it's clear the only way forward is into the cell.

Now I've got to watch the full playthrough to see what that was all about.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

CPS fails yet another set of kids.

A victory for Rekieta means the case is sealed. The truth will never come to light. And because of that he can lie, lie, lie.

OK, the the challenge to make this one work proved irresistible but unfortunately the AI doesn't seem to play nice with text or with a splitscreen view no matter how much you finagle the prompts trying to get around it, so this is about as close as it's gonna get:

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That said, the misfires while trying to fine-tune it wound up so cartoonish that it kinda made them funnier on some level, so here are some examples for the hell of it:

Spoiler: Misfires

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DISCLAIMER: The stories and information posted above are AI-generated artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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[AnOminous]

Not that unusual for shifty people with low morals to come up with medical reasons for their poor lifestyle choices.

Druggies like Nick often seek out Dr. Feelgoods to get whatever drugs they like so anyone who thinks any diagnosis he claims is actually legit is absolutely retarded.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Rekieta has full custody back as of today, his drug and alcohol testing has ended, according to him.... and the Kino Casino is in the midst of their biggest crisis in years as in the last day they have been exposed as being involved in meetups with paypigs that involve debauchery that would make Nick himself blush!

And he's STILL not streaming to gloat about it?

 

[anionfarflung]

Can he talk about anything without bringing up his dick somehow?

Generous to assume he can ever bring up his dick.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Druggies like Nick often seek out Dr. Feelgoods to get whatever drugs they like so anyone who thinks any diagnosis he claims is actually legit is absolutely retarded.

So there is an ADHD drug that is unironically Meth it's called Desoxy ( here's more info on it.) Now I'm not a doctor so I can't speak on how it compares to "street meth" But assuming it's the same, I can totally see a "coke free" Nick going to a Dr. Feel-good to get a legal drug such as this.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Just noting that the sweepers are still sweeping.

Grifty remains the main sweeper.

X | A | Nitter

And Misty was eagerly waiting to use her broom again:

X | A | Nitter

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

So there is an ADHD drug that is unironically Meth it's called Desoxy ( here's more info on it.) Now I'm not a doctor so I can't speak on how it compares to "street meth" But assuming it's the same, I can totally see a "coke free" Nick going to a Dr. Feel-good to get a legal drug such as this.

It is very difficult to get prescribed Desoxyn. Also something to note, if you are prescribed an amphetamine, they take your prescribed dosage into account when you are drug tested. Tests can tell if it is being taken as prescribed or if it’s being abused. Obviously it’s a red flag if you test at higher levels than expected, but it can also be a red flag if you test significantly lower than the levels they’d expect with your dosage. That indicates you’re saving up drugs to abuse later.

 

[AnOminous]

Just noting that the sweepers are still sweeping.

Grifty remains the main sweeper.

Imagine being Nick and being such an utter failure that the only janny you can have is a blatant mental retard like Grifty.

 

[Oxous]

Rekieta has full custody back as of today, his drug and alcohol testing has ended, according to him.... and the Kino Casino is in the midst of their biggest crisis in years as in the last day they have been exposed as being involved in meetups with paypigs that involve debauchery that would make Nick himself blush!

And he's STILL not streaming to gloat about it?

Streaming is too much work for Nick, you see. Just like driving those damn kids around constantly. He'll only do it if it's to own Aaron somehow. Otherwise, it's time to chug some whiskey and snort another line of coke, baby!