2016 US Presidential Election Thread 2 - Always Darkest before Don

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If nothing else, Trump makes history in one way today. First candidate in ten election cycles to never release his tax returns.
 
Pikimon said:
They already took all the bartending and lifeguard jobs
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These are the older ones, who will start drinking before the plane even takes off. They usually go to SE Asia to get into fights and drink.
 
DuskEngine said:
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Meanwhile, (((Silver's))) model has recorded a pretty major dip in Trump's chances over the last few days.
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Johnson has more than a 0% chance, he can still win this.
 
I'm still fairly confident Clinton will win (and have bet money on it). While it has gotten tighter, the way the system is set up just requires Trump to hit a hole-in-one in every toss up state and I just can't see him pulling that off.

I'd like to hear American views about how much all the stuff about a rigged election and everything else has made an impact. Should I stock up more popcorn in expectation of some sort of a postelection militia flare up or something?
 
Sc4rface said:
I'm still fairly confident Clinton will win (and have bet money on it). While it has gotten tighter, the way the system is set up just requires Trump to hit a hole-in-one in every toss up state and I just can't see him pulling that off.

I'd like to hear American views about how much all the stuff about a rigged election and everything else has made an impact. Should I stock up more popcorn in expectation of some sort of a postelection militia flare up or something?
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Depending on how Trump handles a loss, he definitely might get some tards killed or arrested.
 
Let me make a bet too. I'm betting that Pedogranny is becoming the president. Fraud and corruption are with her.

If I win, you will send me the following items:
-1 Mr Handy robot
-1 Krieg Death steed
-1 Stalker exoskeleton
-All the incredible Hulk comics so that I can absorb radiation without dying.
-Recipes for boot soup, radroach roast and some of those potato tomato hybrids from Fallout and tomato tobacco ones from Simpsons.

If I loose, I'll admit that America is a great country that does not deserve being wiped out and I'll apologize for ever doubting it.

Marvin said:
Depending on how Trump handles a loss, he definitely might get some tards killed or arrested.
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Some tards will riot either way who wins. It is a bet you can not loose.
 
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If its really close things could get ugly, we've already got the fringe elements of both sides convinced that a win for the other side is an "end of the world" scenario.

Wouldn't take much to push them over the edge into real world viloence.

Hillary supporters be all like = Trump is Hitler 2.0, we're right to attack anyone who supports him

Trump'ers be all like = $hillary stole the election by cheating and those confounded electric voting machines; democracy is toast time to stockpile guns and toilet paper while sniping them liberal pussies.

Good times!
 
Sweet and Savoury said:
If its really close things could get ugly, we've already got the fringe elements of both sides convinced that a win for the other side is an "end of the world" scenario.

Wouldn't take much to push them over the edge into real world viloence.

Hillary supporters be all like = Trump is Hitler 2.0, we're right to attack anyone who supports him

Trump'ers be all like = $hillary stole the election by cheating and those confounded electric voting machines; democracy is toast time to stockpile guns and toilet paper while sniping them liberal pussies.

Good times!
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I haven't seen Trump supporters rioting in the streets en masse over the mere fact Hillary is running.
 
So I'm gonna vote in an hour or so. I live in a blue state so it won't really matter but hey I think I get a sticker or something. At the end of the day though, no matter who wins I can gurantee you almost none of what they said in the campgain trail is gonna happen. Trump isn't gonna build that wall. Clinton won't flood the country with Muslims. She's not an idiot and saw what happened to the EU. Like she always does, she'll use the ultra liberials/SJWs and then throw them aside until she needs them for the next election.

Besides whoever wins is probably gonna be massively cockblocked by the House and/or Senate anyways.
 
Bork Laser said:
Besides whoever wins is probably gonna be massively cockblocked by the House and/or Senate anyways.
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not if Clinton wins with a dem controlled congress. However, she doesn't actually plan to do anything outside of the status quo regardless.
 
Beaniebon said:
not if Clinton wins with a dem controlled congress. However, she doesn't actually plan to do anything outside of the status quo regardless.
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Besides selling your kids organs to Chinese doctors for cheap transplants?

Start WWIII with Putin

Import a few hundred-thousand ISIS members into rural America to balance out the GoP voter base

Move every blue collar job over-sea's to India so everyone need welfare

Sell out the Dow Jones directly to Goldman-Sachs to skip all the hassle of rigging the stock market

Force everyone to admit Tranny's into their bathrooms no matter how much of a Pedo said tranny may be

Start teaching kids to be genderfluid in pre-school

Just the usual status quo shit...

$hillary must be stopped at all costs, now is the time to rise up Patriots! The patriarchy must be protected at all cost! All you have to lose is your chains my brothers...ect ect.
 
Oh Long Johnson said:
Welp, Santa hates Trump.

Unless the monkey seer is bringing me pressies for Christmas, my options are limited.
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It's no mere monkey seer man, it's the monkey king. And who was based on the legend of the monkey king? Goku. Lol at anyone backing Santa in that fight.
ICametoLurk said:
If Trump wins then we're gonna have a vampire who sucks on the blood of trannies as our president.
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It's a tough issue, I mean, it's good that he exsanguinates trannies, the only proven method of killing them, but it's bad that he's basically walking around filled with tranny blood pumping through his veins.
Intelligent Calcium said:
Wait a minute.

If you tilt your head this kinda looks like a feminine silhouette. That means Hillary will win! Just as the stone tablets predicted!
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I am pretty sure that if you see a woman in that image you desperately need to get laid chum.
 
Also on another note. Somebody said the GOP vanishing, disbanding etc is really retarded and won't happen, atleast not immediately. Its more so their voter base erodes every year and they do nothing to fix it and in some cases, actively make it fucking worse. Its been pointed out so many times that them caving to the religious right was a mistake because now its hurt their image. They have to drop this abortion, gay marriage, and other stupid shit. Those battles have been fought and lost. Its time to move away from those assholes and focus on how t repair your voter base before it completely implodes on itself.
 
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