💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

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  • Around 2 years

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  • 3-5 years

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  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

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Also his throat is worn out from lots of errands that involve shouting at people? What does that even mean?
His throat is sore from constantly sucking cocks.
Makes perfect sense. Nick only lied about being sick so people wouldn't speculate. This is why he has now revealed that someone was afflicted with a mysterious medical malady he is not allowed to talk about or explain, so that people won't speculate.
He is so tired out from taking care of a sick child that he's drinking Monster Rehab which is literally advertised as a hangover cure.

It's like he isn't even trying. What a faggot.
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He looks like he just got a haircut. He should probably try to maintain that look, because he's looked like shit recently.
 
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=dTIrfNJ8E6g
Unsure if @elb posted this at any point earlier, but he is so bugged out. Genuinely, nothing
he said made sense.
At the very end;
Nick:
The show though is just you staring at yourself.

And look as you get drunk, you get the the beer goggles, well the whiskey goggles and you're like 'oo, hey' you start flirting with yourself.

And all of a sudden you're getting yourself pregnant!

Thats terrible dont do it.

So he is now his own sexual fantasy? What the fuck is going on.
 
man amazing how many cows just destroy themselves over alcohol. I've actually been convinced to give up alcohol entirely recently just seeing what it has done to people who could have otherwise had semi-successful internet careers. Recently learned my family has a bad history with it too so I'm gonna take dear feeder's advice on pulling up waaaay before the terrain shows up on the radar feed.
 
Rumble did worse than YT ( $232 ) but better than yesterday. Magically the viewers doubled and i have no idea why. mrfrizzyfro is the paypig of the night with $70 or 53% of rants. 16 hits for 'jew'. Very little about Vic or Jim in chat.

Nick doing his tradcon duty, Jim will be proud.
JamesgartnerFisting and pissing is normal now. I learned that 3 min ago. Thank you Nick$102024-02-03 01:12:51 -0600 CST

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I'm sure it was asked a ton, but the odds of Nick showing up in his own Locals chat to do his part in the parasocial relationship seem to be low on a good day.
Look man, it's not his fault...

First of all, obviously, the goddamned kids...

But then... then... that CUNT @Himedall All-seeing Waifu interfered with his business by scaring away all the jucy wine thots posting ass thong pictures.

Finally, MANdy isn't posting their epic tits anymore because that INCEL FAGGOT @Balldo's Gate proved MANdy is fake news.

How would YOU like to talk to the absolute knuckle draggers that are left in there?

Though so! GAWD!
 
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He hasn’t specifically said the medical emergency is to do with one of the children. He said “someone”, which is an odd, distant way of referring to one’s own child. And then “sometimes that happens when you’re a dad…” Yes, sometimes it does happen like that when you're a dad but is that what happened here? He didn’t exactly say that. The “I just had to spend the entire night making sure someone was ok” thing & “sometimes that happens when you’re a dad” statement could be two unrelated points, despite him putting them together as if they are the same thing. His overly cautious wording is sus. Wonder if he’s covering for something to do with Kayla. Or something all together different than what he’s making it seem. (Or lying)
Bingo!

Nick loves being dishonest by implication without directly lying. After the infamous MANdy stream he headed out to a "beach out west". There was a lot of debate in the thread: was he going to Hawaii? California? Well, no, based on the fact that he couldn't resist following Ricardo and Romaine, he headed to Hedonism II in Negril, Jamaica, on the west coast of the island.

If a child was sick and he needed to deal with it he could just say so. When he channels his inner creative writing major trying to hit a word count, it's evasion. WTF is this?

Nick Rekieta said:
Like I said it's private medical thing, family, not a big, ended up not being a big deal, it's one of those things where you just have to keep an eye on someone. You have to make, uh, you have to make sure, that there's not a problem. That just means, monitoring, someone with them at all times, stuff like that. Not a big deal, all done, all good, seems fine, still in that kind of like weird period where like something could go wrong I guess, being intentionally vague because people don't have to know everything.

Also his throat is worn out from lots of errands that involve shouting at people? What does that even mean?
My money is on a full blown multi day shouting match with Miss Rackets. Brought on by Nicky showing of to his gay swinger buddy how far he can take a whiskey bottle.
Yeah it's interesting because his voice seems to be shot pretty frequently in the past month or two. I didn't even think of that as a possibility until he said that.
 
The only (normal) medical issue I can imagine that requires staying up to be with someone would be a concussion, but if that were the case it wouldn't be a reason to be secretive. Nor does it match his most recent comments about being in a period where something could still go wrong. As to his voice, well, his voice has clearly degraded in the past months from drinking so much. He never used to sound so scratchy and sickly when doing that weird low voice that a parent does when speaking down to a troublesome child. But he literally made a joke in that swinger stream about messing up his throat by sucking that guy's cock, which does not paint him in the best light now.

It's all a very weird series of events for which it's difficult to find a good explanation.
 
It's all a very weird series of events for which it's difficult to find a good explanation.
That is his intent, to try to baffle people with bullshit. We should cut through the bullshit and just assume what we want. I'm going with multi day shouting match with Kayla while Nick is trying to hold his prolapsed anus in and in the middle of it one or more of the kids thought those were regular brownies/gummie bears on the coffee table. The snack budget is the only source of succor for those poor children so some sweets to cope with the mommy and daddy are fighting episode would be logical.
 
That is his intent, to try to baffle people with bullshit. We should cut through the bullshit and just assume what we want. I'm going with multi day shouting match with Kayla while Nick is trying to hold his prolapsed anus in and in the middle of it one or more of the kids thought those were regular brownies/gummie bears on the coffee table. The snack budget is the only source of succor for those poor children so some sweets to cope with the mommy and daddy are fighting episode would be logical.
I guess it's possible he pulled an Onision and one of his kids fell out a window and got seriously injured or something. But more to the point, I agree whatever is going on he's clearly trying to obfuscate the situation. The problem he's having is that when there's a situation that doesn't make sense, it's basic human nature to insert an explanation to rationally explain the series of events in a way that conforms with our understanding of how the world works. With the senseless tidbits he's thrown out and how much bullshit he's been engaging in, that leads people to rationally come up with all types of horrible situations. It could truly be some horrific and random medical problem, and people would have just believed that was the case three years ago. But nobody now will jump to that as the most sensible explanation, and that's Nick's fault entirely.
 
Look man, it's not his fault...

First of all, obviously, the goddamned kids...

But then... then... that CUNT @Himedall All-seeing Waifu interfered with his business by scaring away all the jucy wine thots posting ass thong pictures.

Finally, MANdy isn't posting their epic tits anymore because that INCEL FAGGOT @Balldo's Gate proved MANdy is fake news.

How would YOU like to talk to the absolute knuckle draggers that are left in there?

Though so! GAWD!

That's *Miss* Cunt to you, you uncouth Balldo! Thank-you very much! We still have manners in this country!

Yeah it's interesting because his voice seems to be shot pretty frequently in the past month or two. I didn't even think of that as a possibility until he said that.
The only (normal) medical issue I can imagine that requires staying up to be with someone would be a concussion, but if that were the case it wouldn't be a reason to be secretive. Nor does it match his most recent comments about being in a period where something could still go wrong. As to his voice, well, his voice has clearly degraded in the past months from drinking so much. He never used to sound so scratchy and sickly when doing that weird low voice that a parent does when speaking down to a troublesome child. But he literally made a joke in that swinger stream about messing up his throat by sucking that guy's cock, which does not paint him in the best light now.

It's all a very weird series of events for which it's difficult to find a good explanation.

This is probably one of the things that Nick likes to mock with 'online speculation', but it is strange that he seems to have a constantly scratchy voice. Naively, I used to think it was alcoholic dehydration. I got laryngitis a LOT when I did a few months of tutorial assistance in uni and had to talk a lot without increasing my fluid intake.

You would think that he would learn to take care of it. Plenty of public speakers, voice actors, and singers handle this all the time. I think the easiest explanation is laziness and poor diet. Regardless of reason, I think that it is embarrassing for someone who makes their living off talking.
 
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