💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.4%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 279 39.6%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.3%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 174 24.7%
  • Total voters
    705
The_Stolas said:
Someone is probably assembling the balldo soundboard as we speak.
"He... Hey Nick, its me, Drexel."
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or better yet, maybe the real gator can come out of his retirement and make use of his golden broom one last time
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c'mon shannon, for the good old days
 
John Andrews Stan said:
This guy didn’t wrong Nick. He’s not telling him what he’s “allowed” to do. He’s giving him free data about why he’s bleeding subscribers and viewers. Chimping over that just proves he was right to withdraw support.
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Dude dropped $50, we got 12 + minutes of chimping out.
Nick really showing how little he cares.
 
Maraschino said:
18 year olds who think they're smart and make good decisions because they're 18 and not 17 are some of the dumbest motherfuckers in the world.

Increase the age of consent to 21, unironically and not in Minecraft.
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Agreed. I was a dumbass who thought he knew everything when I was 18. When I was 21 I was still a dumbass but I didn't think I knew everything as much.
 
TheSoutherStar said:
saying fuck you to his viewers will result in former fans who will not only NOT leave, they will also actively shit up the chat and start attacking his other viewers.
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Dear Feeder said it best in one of the MATI streams (I'm paraphrasing.)

"You'll often find that the people who hate you the most used to be your fans. These were people giving you money and adoration because they liked who you were and what you did and over time, the facade dropped or you changed, and they turned their antagonism towards you for tricking them into every thinking you were something more than a stupid asshole on the internet."
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I do not understand Rumble's viewer numbers. A stream where he bitches about Maddox gets 10k whereas the Rittenhouse interview or Dax get under 5K. A 50% drop in viewers when he has a guest? Anyways, he did better on YT at $215 with normal-ish numbers peaking at just over 1.8K.

Nick(31197417) said one thing and i need to post in context to make sense of it.
noxidtrebor"Imagine needing to be up all night anyway, turning on this stream and getting paid more than some of you make per day, per hour, to sit here and chat while a progress bar fills...."2023-12-08 04:53:16 -0600 CST
420boyNight Chat 🎇2023-12-08 04:54:04 -0600 CST
RekietaLawPREOGRESS2023-12-08 04:54:05 -0600 CST

This is in reference to VeeVee18(75176345) who is detractor who is in the chat.

Only rant that i found amusing/interesting.
themostbannedqueenThank G-D Dani Ahn direct was streaming and I missed most of whatever the gheyyy nonsense this is lamo.$12023-12-08 02:04:53 -0600 CST

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Peak Viewers: 4655
Peaked time: 2023-12-08 02:05:49.168879756 -0600 CST m=+21175.699119005
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Chat Messages: 4277 ( 406 unique users )
Muted: 0
Deleted: 0
Unknown: 1
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Start: 2023-12-07 21:39:04.109713105 -0600 CST m=+5170.639952288
End: 2023-12-08 05:34:01.347068593 -0600 CST m=+33667.877307847
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Nick’s whole smug ‘Just Stop Eating’ lecture where he said anorexics aren’t hardcore enough because they sneak chocolate bars, didn‘t paint him as the stoic, bastion of willpower he thought it did.

It made him sound more like a teenage girl trying to out do the hysterics of her fellow pro-ana message board posters, with boasts of how long they’ve gone without a morsel of food passing their dainty lips.

He has made weight, and food into a huge emotional cudgel, that clearly takes up a lot of his daily thoughts as he denies himself eating with his family, another weapon people can batter him with when they tire of the swinging & degeneracy accusations.

The man clearly has deep problems, and why he thought admitting to his audience that he’s been starving himself like a self-harming fourteen year old girl was a good idea, we may never know.
 
GamerGateSurvivor said:
They say "If you don't like what I'm selling, fuck off. I don't want your business."
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And they act like that is a perfectly normal way for a mature adult to handle the loss of a customer. But imagine if anyone responded so bizarrely to Nick.

NICK: “I’ve spent hundreds of dollars a month at your restaurant. But since management started putting cum in the tendie batter, it’s just not edible. I suggested they switch to black bull cum but the cooks insist on using white-bread-ass nigga cum. It saddens me to have to take my business elsewhere, but I wanted you to know why you’re losing so many customers.”

MANAGEMENT: “FUCK. OFF. From now on we’re only serving PRACTICING lawyers. Gag on nigger cock!”

I’m sure he’d take that well and never mention it online.
 
Get the rope Macaulay! said:
Just had a thought, has anyone tried asking Nick Rekieta what his definition of monogamy is?
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I assume he has some Bill Clinton "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" definition where taking it up the ass from Hedonism II bulls doesn't count.
 
Anticipointment said:
Nick is slurring & the majority of everything he has said on tonight’s show are things he has said at least once before but he doesn’t seem to realize that he is repeating himself, excessively.
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I'm convinced he's blackout drunk basically all his waking hours when he isn't sleeping it off in a booze coma. He literally doesn't know he is just saying the same dumb shit over and over.
 
Mordecai 3 Finger Brown said:
"The hired help that I employ, because my SAHM wife can't run my household, spends 3k+ monthly to stock my snack cupboard at my behest. She is also responsible for my children living off HFCS poison and the destruction of the nuclear family sitdown meal".
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Is there a single thing this fucking faggot takes responsibility for? Literally everything is someone else's fault.
 
Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
He built his channel crying about his job at GameStop, then when that dried up, he cried about not having friends. When THAT started to go stale, he cried about Pippa and 'pls no bully'. He would love to cry about the EEEVIL Kiwi Farms.
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He's mainly relevant because he's symbolic of the decline and fall of Balldoman rather than for being much of a lolcow in his own right. It's not like he has decades of being an open pedophile or something.
 
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