2022 Lolcow Derby - AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME!!!

[speedweed]

I think the purebred, right-royal "Queen of TERF Island" Philosophy Tube has a chance to demolish the competition with her mighty equine chube (feminine chube, of course).

lo-down:
Ridiculous narc, trooned out to skinwalk far more popular Breadtuber Contrapoints, desperately clinging to relevance, also an unironic member of the bri'ish nobility.
God Save the Queen.

Despite being assigned stallion at birth, I can assure you that she's a filly. I mean, just look at this feminine posture:

Chube powah, luvs <3

 

[Retink]

Well, this is certainly different and autistic but it's funny in it's own way I suppose.

 

[Titty Figurine]

Is this something you do to relax regularly or did you just pop these all out in an afternoon, OP?

Not even throwing shade. I'm picturing someone at work all day brainstorming these and coming home like "Ahhhhh, time to sit down and shoop some tards" and it's the most autistically wholesome thing I've seen all day.

I wish IP2 had a Jewel/Attila entrant, though. Can you imagine a stallion with a 3" meth dick?

 

[Reverend]

Chantal will literally crush the competition

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

everyone wins cuz its a friendly game

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

im betting all of my pepperoni on

 

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik Sr.]

I feel like I’m having a stroke

 

[Probably An Autist]

Is this something you do to relax regularly or did you just pop these all out in an afternoon, OP?

Not even throwing shade. I'm picturing someone at work all day brainstorming these and coming home like "Ahhhhh, time to sit down and shoop some tards" and it's the most autistically wholesome thing I've seen all day.

I wish IP2 had a Jewel/Attila entrant, though. Can you imagine a stallion with a 3" meth dick?

atilla riding horse jewel while swinging that fucking axe is an autistic photoshop i need to see.

also there a "beating a [dead] horse" joke in there somewhere

 

[TitchBitties]

Personally Ralph has been a top performer all year but Keffals has really stolen my attention the past few months

 

[Unabomber11]

Chance "Cyraxx" Wilkins on a pony would be a wildcard.

He made the short list of “Also Eligibles”, I’ll thow him (and a few others) up tonight

Not by any medical standard child. He has cheated completed every marathon he's ran. All one of them.

ALL 400 MILES …. AND STILL GOING

 

[Racist Trash]

I can't believe Slobberstud had to be put down after winning too much against the ralphamale.

 

[Karakhalkin-Gol]

1000$ on the ralphamale!

 

[Unabomber11]

I’d like to nominate Alexander Knapik-Levert, the Canadian freemason reincarnation of Jesus who won’t stop stalking his butterface ex,
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And Scott Adams, once a great success, now a Twitter addicted grifter, who constantly makes a fool of himself in a smug attempt to prove his “intelligence”

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On it

 

[Alkro]

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Hello everyone. Who's going to win this derby? I will wait.

Its going to be a close one. Keffals had been racing ahead with the TV appearance but the O and A favourite fatrick soon followed with his own greasy stint on prime time.

 

[Space_Dandy]

What an insane nutcase, what kind of fuck face would photoshop faces onto horses?

 

[Wild Wild Sonichu]

Sanest Kiwifarms user.

Regardless; All in on Racist Rick.

 

[SevenEightNine]

On it

Will there be an entire Triple Crown? Because this field has a lot of horses who are NOT going to be fit to run a longer race in three weeks. The also-eligibles could rise for that event, the LolCow Preakness Stakes

 

[Seora]

Ethan Ralph Wins. 5 Star neighs.

 

[Hitman One]

How do we decide the winning lolhorse? OP please don't let them make you take your meds before we have a winner.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Insane? Misunderstood.