💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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Cows like Kiwifarms as long as their thread is positive, as soon as the tide in their thread starts turning on them and become negative suddenly KF has always been a stupid cyberbully FAKE NEWS website full of mean tranny jannies that they hate. Tale as old as time.


I never expected PPP would be bedbound (couchbound) before Chantal and Amberlynn. Men truly are better at everything.
The real question is how long it's gonna be before we get a PPP mukbang complete with obnoxious chewing noises directly into the microphone.
 
Well this ended up being prophetic. Looks like they're going to end up with 8 hours. Shame too. I'm just waiting for the timestamps to go out so I don't have to listen to 45 minutes of Warski slobbing the knobs of Metokur Masochist and Signal Boot.


Fuggin' hell, I remember during one of Ralph's earlier stream snipes he called out PPP for laying back a bit during his show. Say what you will about the Gunt, he's at least fun to watch when he's piss ass drunk and high on pills.


PPP making outlandish claims about Kiwi Farms when they do something he doesn't like? Damn, this shit seems to happen more often than PPP goes to the local all-you-can-eat buffet.
That’s pretty charitable of you to suggest PPP leaves the house(is physically able to) and doesn’t just crush $150 delivery orders. The buffet comes to him.


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Pic of Ashton going out to the buffet.
 
Let's do a Kino Casino recap, after taking the week off they better have a damn good show in the works

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  • Lol almost 8 hours? Fuck that
  • Here is the show via Ashton as I spent a minute skipping through the show
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  • Ashton is awake and alert, start of the show
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  • 2 hours in and going strong
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  • 4 hours or so, uh oh, there's the lean starting
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  • 5 hours in, I guess a steak popped up on screen or some shit or Warski sent him a dm to shit fucking straight, but PPP is up right ish
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  • 6 and a bit hours in, Ashton cannot fight gravity, his lack of caring, and the absolute onslaught that is Andy Warskis clapping and guffawing
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  • Ashtons soul is gone, 8 hours of this, 8 hours of listening to andy clap and react is too much for anyone

Also I couldn't see any dono counter
 

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It's codependency. They're both using one another (financially and sexually) like the gigantic leaf faggots they are. One would be tempted to think PPP is in control of his pet retard chimp and only feels indebted to him, but that's not really the case; PPP only has the illusion of control (as his obesity obviously shows) and he's a total bottom at his core. Tardski knows this and tolerates his insults because he knows that the starfish is his to use and abuse behind closed doors. In reality, PPP is the kind of homo who gets off on pretending to be alpha in his public persona while very obviously being a cumguzzling, starfish-spreading bottom queer in private. The dissonance turns faggots like him on.
Doesn't Andy also handle all of the money i.e. Ashton has to be subservient to Warski lest he not get paid? Not sure how the cumroad sub money is handled (or if it amounts to anything of real significance).
 
I appreciate that Josh kept his Ralph alogging to 1 minute this week. How these two retards went 8 hours over nothing last night astonishes me.
 

He's disastrously fat now, holy shit. He's so fat he's probably legit disabled and can claim disability at this point.

I remember not that long ago when he was doing the retarded weight loss challenge he was eating basically zero calories a day and drinking "snake juice". I really think the stress from the weight loss is what made him snap on surfer, after he left he started stress eating what I'm assuming is a 5000 calorie a day (at least) diet. Every day Is pizza day for PPP at this point, it's probably also second and third pizza day judging by how fat he's gotten.


I appreciate that Josh kept his Ralph alogging to 1 minute this week. How these two retards went 8 hours over nothing last night astonishes me.

Honestly Ralph has been so fucking boring lately I doubt he even deserves a minute. Andy doesn't want to move on because he knows when you move on from a main enemy (i.e. tonkasaw, kraut) people tend to stop watching, PPP is just an obsessed alog and probably refuses to move on as well.
 
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So, apparently, these guys think that, if something happened to you on the same day you masturbated, you masturbated to that event?

I visited my relative who is in their 90s today. Hours later, I masturbated. Does this mean I'm somehow incestuous?

A year ago, I got laid off from my job out of the blue. 12 hours later, I masturbated. Does this mean I have a humiliation fetish?

No, and no, you fucking retards.
Uh, do you need more things to fill your day and a book on self control?
The real question is how long it's gonna be before we get a PPP mukbang complete with obnoxious chewing noises directly into the microphone.
Have you not seen the PPP California roll mukbang for Hillary or the hundred nuggie mukbang?
 
We should set up a progressive log with how long it takes PPP to go beached whale mode. Stream was actually funny if you only focus on how fat he is.
 
Watching the chemo casino be like
>AF alogging
fast forward 10 minutes
>YOBA music vid commentary
fast forward 1 hour
>IP2 vids
fast forward 35 minutes

Like the majority of their shit is unwatchable so why do i even still try? Imagine paypigging 1k for this
 
So PPP was a massive (literally and figuratively) Ralph ALog.
Andy use to be a Ralph cohost but as the relationship started going bad

Andy then accepted an invite to come over to hang out with PPP probably in some weird attempt to spite Ralph and make him jealous.



After Andy and Ralph finally broke up and PPP and Surfer broke up they were two single dudes one with a penchant for skinny mentally unstable drug addicts and the other for obese guys that shout a lot... it was a perfect match.


So it's a business and pleasure arrangement.

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Also whatever the hell that was.
A love story orders of magnitude better than twilight
 
Two months from now:

"I mean, listen to yourself, Ralph, you fat fuck... you can barely move around like a normal person let alone actually fight anyone,"

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“Ralph is……fat!” the hideous slug monster groaned, sweat and ooze pouring down it’s face, as it shifted its massive bulbous torso to the side due to spinal pain from sitting up straight.

“Nick Fuentes is……gay”, the Slug-Beast continued, its six floppy breasts visibly jiggling with every small movement, despite the XXXXXXXXXXXL size shirt the abomination wore.

“Big…..donos tonight from….Metokur Masochists” the slug uttered before collapsing through the floor due the massive weight of its girth.
 
The real question is how long it's gonna be before we get a PPP mukbang complete with obnoxious chewing noises directly into the microphone.

About 2-3 years ago he did a shitload of mcdonalds mukbang videos, 100 chick nugget videos, multiple big mac "challenges" etc. Back to back to back. When asked about it later he said he did it to entertain people but we all know it was to fuel his heroin-esque food addiction.

It's striking watching his oldest videos because he used to look like a normal (but somewhat fat) male human being, but somewhere along the line he morphed into an androgynous beanbag chair filled with cottage cheese with a pendulous double chin that hangs like a ballsack. The guy straight up looks like foodie beautie at this point.
 
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