Tacky Clothes of Tumblr

[Akashic Retard]

You know that this freak would get his ass beat within ten seconds if he started a screamfest over someone calling him sir or if he was caught sniffing around the girl's bathroom.

I doubt he goes out in public very often.

 

[Fialovy]

It's more of tacky make up with this one.
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Well, I am not interested either tbh

 

[Ear]

How do you get away from her? Everywhere I look, there's more of her. And she's wearing the curtains from my old student dorm.

 

[neverendingmidi]

How do you get away from her? Everywhere I look, there's more of her. And she's wearing the curtains from my old student dorm.

I'm honestly not sure if it's a "she" or a """she""".

 

[kidsquid]

It's more of tacky make up with this one.
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This heshe looks like someone was playing Sims 4 and hit randomise. That nose is something else.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

It's more of tacky make up with this one.
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Lmao she looks like the nursing home did a 70s disco night and all the grannies chipped in for neon eyeshadow and black lipstick from the local cvs

 

[Hummingbird]

 

[Crinoids]

This is tacky clothes of tumblr thread, but is it alright for me to do a quick skim of tiktok? This thread made me curious about what I would find.


https://www.tiktok.com/@ghhostboyy/video/705386762710979712
The part where he slowly puts tumblr pins on is slightly funny somehow
(Also slight warning, he slowly dresses himself starting from underwear)



https://www.tiktok.com/@griffinmaxwellbrooks/video/7047160850158931246
"Wear whatever the hell you want. Anything can be fashionable if you put your mind to it. Remember, there is no ugly, only hot and camp"
I'm not sure who his audience is. If it's people doing costumey fashion, whatever...
...but if he's trying to further encourage art majors I met at school who would wear rainbow cat ears and MLP leggings to home depot... please no


https://www.tiktok.com/@midori_baku/video/7070518065997303082
"There were no children at the arcade so I'm allowed to FUCKING SWEAR WOOHOO". Blue lipstick, iridescent fanny pack, and homestuck shirt.

There's a lot of stuff that I really I don't want to post because it's people who are focusing camera shots onto their butt, and they very slowly pull their pants higher. People also look for reasons to grab their boobs or moobs excessively while dressing.

Overall, once I got past the popular videos., I'd say I found an even mix of instagram and tumblr fashion. There's probably infinitely more tackiness, but I don't want to dredge it up. Tiktok is miserable.

 

[ocean man]

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someone tell this woman she put her ass on backwards

 

[Ice Mountain]

Hello, dead thread. It's been a while.
I don't know where the fuck else I'd post these outside of Tranny Sideshows or something, but I did indeed stumble across this stunning and brave creature on Tumblr and I want to make fun of the outfits rather than the obvious. So, uh, here's your necropost.


This was one of the more tame ones I could find that wasn't just a greasy pajama set selfie, and it's still an eclectic mess.


This one's not too bad either, but holy SHIT that bag does not go with anything at all.


Now we're getting into the good stuff. In addition to the whole mismatched mess of poor choices, that pointer-finger ring looks like a tumor.


This fucker is like 28, mind you. Also note the necklace, lol.


AREN'T I JUST SO QUIRKY?????? XDDD


Not a single thing matches another. I was gonna say that at least the hat/shirt/shorts all have pink, but you throw in the bag and the piano straps restraining his gunt and it all falls apart again.


Bag "lady" chic. Simply wonderful.


He's really fond of this particular shirt, it seems. And matching it with that lanyard and jacket. For some fucking reason.


Lolfat. And the pride pin. And the HORRIFIC ALL-SEEING EYEBALL.


(She/They """ dyke""" by the way!)

I've seen toddlers who dress themselves with better fashion sense. Whoever decided to dig up the lol XD randumz rave/scene/whatever nonsense from the grave it deserved to die in needs to be shot. Anyway!

 

[Mister Pickles]

Bag "lady" chic. Simply wonderful

Did this creature Photoshop his head to be bigger or something here? Genuinely distracts from his bizarre and revolting sped choice in clothing.

 

[Polychromos]

This one's not too bad either, but holy SHIT that bag does not go with anything at all.

I know we have a trends you don't like thread, but I feel like there should defeneatly be a general bad outfits thread!
Thanks for posting that creature. I have to admit: I really like the elephant bag. I think it would look cute on someone who dresses like a librarian.
Everything else is horrible and I'm actually in awe. It's almost too good to be true! Especially because they're basically 30.

 

[Ice Mountain]

I have to admit: I really like the elephant bag.

Honestly, same. It's adorable. Just a shame that this guy doesn't know how to wear it.

 

[Polychromos]

Honestly, same. It's adorable. Just a shame that this guy doesn't know how to wear it.

That's a FtM right? It kind of feels like the exact thing a MtF would never consider.

 

[Digital Thunder]

FtM for sure, but probably also some flavor of "lesboy" with the spam of contradictory lesbian imagery.

Third agree for the elephant bag being cute, though. If it was paired with an overtly "girly" outfit that matched its colors more but was still a little frumpy I think it'd work. This one's almost a little sad just because she's got the face for that kind of look under all the pubes glued to her face.

 

[Kyff]

The hairy titties with the lesbian necklace the quintessence of the 2020s

 

[hole in my hand]

I know we have a trends you don't like thread, but I feel like there should defeneatly be a general bad outfits thread!
Thanks for posting that creature. I have to admit: I really like the elephant bag. I think it would look cute on someone who dresses like a librarian.
Everything else is horrible and I'm actually in awe. It's almost too good to be true! Especially because they're basically 30.

i agree with a bad outfits thread, adding on i wish we had a jfashion thread. the community is full of cows and drama and definitely has its share of bad outfits. i might be autistic and alone on that idea though..

 

[Elysian]

i agree with a bad outfits thread, adding on i wish we had a jfashion thread. the community is full of cows and drama and definitely has its share of bad outfits. i might be autistic and alone on that idea though..

It’s not jfashion as a whole but we do have a lolita thread. It’s pretty dead though.
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/lolita-fashion.30013/

 

[Stupid Lisa Garbageface]

People are still wearing Invader Zim shit?

 

[cactus]

People are still wearing Invader Zim shit?

If it exists, yeah. I found an Invader Zim shirt at Walmart... I bought it.