***************************************************************************** Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles FAQ/Walkthrough For Beta Release v2.2 By Maple ***************************************************************************** Table of Contents 1. Controls 2. Story 3. Overview 4. Walkthrough 5. Weapons 6. Accessories 7. Medallions 8. Junk 9. Curses/Blessings ***************************************************************************** -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= -= 1. Controls -= -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ======== Keyboard ======== Arrow Keys: Move character/cursor Z, Enter, or Spacebar: Confirm, talk, or interact X or Esc: Cancel, go back/return, or open menu Shift: Run or Pokemon TCG challenge F5: Toggle fullscreen F6: Toggle screen resolution (native, 2x, or fit to screen) ========== Controller ========== Press F1 to open up RPG Maker VX's options menu. From here, you can rebind the controls to your specific gamepad. Keep in mind that any changes will be saved and shared across all RPG Maker VX games played on that device. Listed below are the default buttons for an XBox controller. I recommend switching the X and A buttons for a smoother gameplay experience. Left Analog Stick: Move character/cursor X: Confirm, talk, or interact B or Esc: Cancel, go back/return, or open menu A: Run or Pokemon TCG challenge ***************************************************************************** -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= -= 2. Story -= -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= In late 2007, Christian Weston Chandler was discovered after images of him spread online and people were exposed to his poorly drawn Sonichu webcomic. This webcomic was a fascinating look into the mind of a "virgin with rage" who was banned from most of his local businesses while on the hunt for a girlfriend, detailing how he viewed the world through the lens of popular children's media. Eventually he became the target of trolls pretending to be be potential girlfriends, snowballing his internet infamy with an avalanche of content and information. One such content was Chris's desire to create a revenge fantasy game based on his struggles with adulthood called "Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles". Unfortunately, Chris never made any progress on this game beyond creating his own cover art and advertisement, leaving his followers to imagine what the game could've been. Until now... ***************************************************************************** -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= -= 3. Overview -= -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ===== Stats ===== Heart Level: Starts at 100% and represents Chris's health. If this reaches 0%, his heart is shattered and it's game over. Mood: Also starts at 100%, but can be increased during the game. Used to perform curses or blessings during battle. Attack: Increases damage dealt to enemies using physical attacks. Defense: Decreases damage taken. Special: Increases damage dealt to enemies using curses and Chris's stat recovery from blessings. Speed: Determines hit accuracy. The higher Chris's speed, the less likely attacks will miss. ====== Sanity ====== Starting at 50%, Chris's sanity represents his ability to distinguish fantasy from reality. Depending on your actions or choices, Chris will lose sanity and gradually lose touch with reality. This will also determine which ending you will recieve at the end of the game. ====== Stress ====== During battle, Chris has the chance of becoming stressed. If you fail to remedy it, he will shit his pants and have a -20% penalty to defense until a toilet is used. =============== Status Ailments =============== Sleeping: Causes Chris or an enemy to skip their turn. Taking damage will negate this, otherwise there is a small chance to wake up per turn. Confused: Chris or an enemy will randomly hurt themself or an ally during their turn. Scared: -15% penalty to all stats. Cursed: Causes Chris or an enemy to lose a small % of Heart Level during their turn. ***************************************************************************** -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= -= 4. Walkthrough -= -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ===== Intro ===== After starting a new game, you'll be greeted with Chris's familiar parody jargon. Press confirm to enter the world of CWC! If you've already seen the intro before, you can press confirm twice to skip it. =================== 14 Branchland Court =================== Chris's Room ------------ You won't be able to leave Chris's room until you've obtained his Sonichu comic from the scrapbook located on the table. You're free to head out afterwards, but there's quite a few things you might want to grab first! On the same table as the scrapbook, you can collect some pixelblocks for later. Head over to the chair next to Chris's bed to show off his strength. Doing this twice will unlock the "Break You Dead" curse! There are two weapons here, Chris's custom painted Guitar Hero controller and a dildo. The guitar is sitting out in the open while the dildo is hidden in the drawer above Chris's bed. If you keep clicking on the drawer, Chris will eventually give up on defending his straightness. Next is one accessory and two medallions. The Pedo-Glasses are sitting on the table below Chris's bed. You can grab the Black Sonichu and Rosechu medallions by interacting twice with the Sonichu medallion hanging on the shelf to the right of the TV. Speaking of TV, watching Family Guy enough times will bring up an important moment from Chris's past. After collecting everything, go ahead and check out the "wall of originals" hanging above the shelf to the right of the TV. This will unlock the Pokemon TCG minigame and cards option on the menu. Interacting with it again will let you rewatch the tutorial whenever you want. Check out the Wii in front of the TV to complete Chris's chores in Animal Crossing. After a long and hard day of work, interact with the Wii again to relax with some Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine! You can replay this minigame anytime by using the Wii. Head back to the scrapbook where you collected the Sonichu comic again to draw some Sonichu pages. After finishing up, Chris will be ready to end his day and get some sleep. Use the bed to enter a world of dreams... Chris can use the couch in his room at any time to fully restore his Heart Level and Mood. Interacting with Sonichu or Rosechu will lower Chris's sanity. Talking to Kimmi will also lower Chris's sanity. If Chris's sanity is at its lowest, his toys will come to life and be able to converse and play Pokemon TCG with him. ------------- Battle: Mouse ------------- There's a cute little deer mouse living in the wall that will sometimes explore the room. Harassing it will initiate a battle. Try to catch it: Chance to automatically end the fight. You'll obtain the mouse as an item! Scream: Chance to automatically end the fight. Barb will rush in and end the poor mouse's life :( Wild deer mice have a small chance of carrying a deadly disease, so you have been warned! Losing this battle will lower Chris's sanity. ------------- Battle: Kimmi ------------- Choosing the second option when interacting with Kimmi will initiate a "battle". You can practice Chris's curses and blessings on Kimmi during this "fight" since she won't attack Chris. Finish by using the act command. You have no one to blame but yourself for the aftermath. If you're a glutton for punishment, attempting this again will end with Kimmi's tragic death. Family Room ----------- Our hero finally leaves his room and greets Kitty and Bob, only to have the phone start ringing. Answer the phone and give the "intrusive director" your name to continue. You can also enter a password here, if you know any. PROTO: Use the prototype build Chris sprites. ALPHA: Use the alpha build Chris sprites. TOMGIRL: Play as Christine. PUYOPUYO: Switches the Mean Bean minigame to Puyo Puyo. Kitty will attack for -5% Heart Level if Chris gets too close. This damage can kill him! Getting killed by Kitty will lower Chris's sanity. Wild Sonichu can appear here if Chris's sanity has been lowered. Interacting with him will deplete Chris's sanity even more. Bathroom -------- AXE body spray time! Collect the Horizontal Horror shirt here to increase Chris's fashion options. You can use the toilet whenever Chris shits his pants during a battle. If Chris's sanity is at its lowest, interacting with the mirror here will unlock a new option. Kitchen/Living Room ------------------- After greeting Lucy, talk to Barb to confirm she isn't dead. Be careful not to slip on the cat shit! Grab the Big Green shirt next to her, then interact with the computer. After uploading the Sonichu comic, Chris will discuss his dating plans for Megan with you and then unlock both the Game Place and McDonald's areas. Unfortunetly, trying to leave the house will awaken the wraith of Barb. With no other choice, do as she says and return to Chris's Room to change. Chris's Room ------------ Chris will automatically receive and equip the Cyclone Joker shirt here. Feel free to have him switch back, since Barb is now fast asleep again. Having collected all of the previous shirts, you can now grab the Shamrock Shake shirt from off the floor, next to the chair. Family Room ----------- If you attempted to talk to Barb at least once earlier, then you can obtain the Strange Flute from a box on the lower right corner of the room. Kitchen/Living Room ------------------- We're finally back to where we left off! Having complied to Barb's wishes, Chris is now free to leave the house at any time. There's a few things we can do here first though. Go behind the couch Barb is sleeping on and interact with it from behind to obtain Chris's guilty pleasure. If you grabbed the Strange Flute, Chris can use it to wake Barb up. He might regret doing so... Go over to the fridge to grab some lefovers, a useful item that heals Chris's Heart Level. You can grab more from the fridge anytime you've used up all the leftovers in your possession. If you killed Kimmi, there's another option with the fridge... You can use the computer to do some online shopping, if Chris has his Credit Card. Purchases can be grabbed outside once they're delivered. If you killed Kimmi, the option to purchase Yumi on adamandeve.com will appear as long as Chris has at least $24 on him. Every order from adamandeve.com also comes with a free gift! adamandeve.com $9.95 Anal Beads $19.95 Vibrator $2.95 RingO's Penis Ring $9.95 P. Beaded Prolong Ring $14.95 Super Stud Power Ring $6.99 Playboy Chris can steal money from his parents by interacting with the pink purse. Be warned, as he might get caught in the act by Bob! Each successful theft will also raise the chances of getting caught the next time. Bubbles Rosechu can appear here if Chris's sanity has been lowered. Interacting with her will deplete Chris's sanity even more. ----------- Battle: Bob ----------- Bob is not happy with Chris! Apologize profusely: Lowers Bob's defense. Act all innocent: Very low chance to automatically end the fight. Bob will raise his attack during the fight and occasionally strike twice. Winning this battle will lower Chris's sanity, but losing will severely lower it and get his Credit Card confiscated. ----------------- Battle: Cockroach ----------------- The kitchen is infested with cockroaches and one will occasionally get onto the floor. Stepping on it will initiate a battle. Spray insecticide: Lowers all of the cockroach's stats. There is a small chance it'll backfire and buff all of its stats instead... Scream: Chance to automatically end the fight. Barb will rush in and finish what Chris started. Losing this battle will lower Chris's sanity. Outside ------- Fresh air at last! Heading outdoors for the first time will unlock the game's day/night cycle. You can now use the couch in Chris's Room to move time forward when needed. If you're feeling brave, Chris's bed can also move time forward when used at night, but you'll need to take another trip to the world of dreams... If you purchased something online, you'll find your package to the left of the front porch. Head south to the end of the driveway to find the mailbox. You can interact with it to grab Chris's monthly tugboat or hold off on it for now if you're good on cash. Once you're good to go, head over to Chris's car, Son-Chu, to leave 14 Branchland Court. Both Magi-Chan and Black Sonichu can appear here if Chris's sanity has been lowered. Interacting with them will deplete Chris's sanity even more. If Chris's sanity is at its lowest, interacting with Patti's doghouse will unlock a new option during the day and alternate dialogue at night. Some say that the spirit of young Christopher roams here at night... ------------- Battle: Mouse ------------- There's another cute deer mouse here minding its own business. Harassing it will initiate a battle. Try to catch it: Chance to automatically end the fight. You'll obtain the mouse as an item! Stomp on it: Chance to deal 4x base damage. Losing this battle will lower Chris's sanity. ------------- Battle: Snake ------------- This poor snake want nothing to do with Chris. Stomping on it will initiate a battle. Get in Son-Chu: Chris will head over to his car. Floor it to automatically end the battle. Stomp on it: Chance to deal 4x base damage. The snake will attempt to escape during this fight, automatically ending the battle if sucessful. Losing this battle will lower Chris's sanity. Driving Son-Chu --------------- You can press up to enter the opposing traffic's lane. Getting into a car crash will kill Chris and lower his sanity. ***************************************************************************** -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= -= 5. Weapons -= -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Chris will encounter various weapons during his adventure, with each one belonging to a specific type. Enemies will take extra damage from types they are weak against and less damage from types they are strong against. ============ Blunt Object ============ Gitar Attack: +3 ======= Sex Toy ======= Dildo Attack: +1 Speed: +1 Anal Beads Attack: +1 Speed: +4 Vibrator Attack: +2 Speed: +1 === Gun === ============ Sharp Object ============ ***************************************************************************** -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= -= 6. Accessories -= -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Pedo-Glasses Special: +2 Speed: +2 RingO's Penis Ring Attack: +2 P. Beaded Prolong Ring Attack: +2 Special: +2 Super Stud Power Ring Attack: +3 ***************************************************************************** -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- -= 7. Medallions -= -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Black Sonichu Medallion Attack: +2 Rosechu Medallion Attack: -1 Defense: -1 ***************************************************************************** -=-=-=-=-=-=-=- -= 8. Junk -= -=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Attraction Sign Credit Card Sonichu Issue #0 Sonichu Issue #1 Sonichu Issue #2 Sonichu Issue #3 Pixelblocks Custom Pokemon Cards Mouse Navy Strange Flute Barb's Underwear Leftovers Playboy ***************************************************************************** -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= -= 9. Curses/Blessings -= -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ======= Default ======= Heart Repair Mood: -15% Heals Chris's Heart Level. Scales with special stat. Mental Block Mood: -50% Cures stress. A panic button if you're out of healing items. Lonesome Punch Mood: -15% Deals 2x base damage. Scales with attack stat. Show Fangs Mood: -20% Raises Chris's attack stat. Random-Access Humor Mood: -25% Chance to confuse an enemy. A very powerful curse, if it lands that is. Prickly-Wicklies Mood: -15% Chance to curse an enemy. Good for chipping away at the health of tougher enemies. Duck Talk Mood: -25% Scares all enemies. Great defensive curse to reduce damage taken. ======== Unlocked ======== Break You Dead Mood: -25% Deals 3x base damage. Scales with attack stat. *****************************************************************************