stg3_tou_50 Now, uh, here we have the
major-league locker room.
<wait 250>
A lotta contenders here!
<k>
<p>
Whatcha think, son?<wait 100> Huh?
<wait 250>
Not exactly glamorous, but
it's clean and comfortable.
<k>
<p>
Totally sanitary, too.<wait 250> Maybe
I'm old-fashioned, but I CARE
about my fighters, darn it!
<k> stg3_tou_294 This is the major-league
locker room.<wait 250> You will use this
room from this moment on.
<k>
<p>
The match system is the
same as the minor league...
<wait 250>
but the bouts are harder.
<k>
<p>
Try not to get completely
destroyed out there, OK,
Mr. Gonzales?
<k>
<p>
Well, if you'll excuse me...
<wait 500>
I must be going now.
<k> stg3_tou_294_01_kur Uh, yeah...<wait 250> What, no hellos?
<wait 250>
These guys are totally
freezing us out, Mario.
<k> stg3_tou_294_01_nok Ummm... <wait 250>Judging by the dead
silence, I'd say these guys
don't like us much.
<k> stg3_tou_294_01_win Oh, dear...<wait 250> These fellows don't
seem quite as friendly as
the minor-leaguers...
<k> stg3_tou_294_01_yos What's the deal?<wait 250> Would it kill
these guys to show a little
friendliness? <wait 250>Sheesh! 
<k> stg3_tou_294_02 Studly guy, coming through!
<k>
<p>
Listen up, losers!<wait 250> I've been
hearing about some rising
star tearing up the league...
<k> stg3_tou_294_02_01 It's you, isn't it! <wait 250>Yeah!
<wait 250>
You fit the bill, skinny!
<wait 250>
A mustache named Gonzales!
<k>
<p>
Man, I came all the way over
here for YOU?!? <wait 250>Harharhar!
<wait 250>
What a waste of time!
<k> stg3_tou_294_03_kur What?<wait 250> What's wrong, Mario?
<wait 400>
WHAAAAT?<wait 250> Are you saying
the champ's belt...
<k> stg3_tou_294_03_nok Ummm... <wait 250>What's up, Mario?
<wait 400>
What?<wait 250> Are you serious?
<wait 250>
The champ's belt?
<k> stg3_tou_294_03_win Mario, darling, what is it?
<wait 400>
Come again?<wait 250> The champ's
belt, you say?
<k> stg3_tou_294_03_yos What's your deal, Gonzales?
<wait 400>
Huh?<wait 250> Oh! <wait 250>The champ's belt...
<k> stg3_tou_294_04 What in the...<wait 400> Hey!<wait 250> You!
<wait 250>
Get too close to the Hawk
and you might get RAWKED!
<k> stg3_tou_294_05_kur You're totally right, Mario!
<wait 250>
This Crystal Star...<wait 250>is a fake!!
<k> stg3_tou_294_05nok Mario!<wait 250> You were right!
<wait 250>
This Crystal Star...<wait 250>is a fake!!
<k> stg3_tou_294_05_win My stars, it's completely true!
<wait 250>
This Crystal Star...<wait 250>is a fake!!
<k> stg3_tou_294_05_yos I'm not sure, but it definitely
looks weird.<wait 250> I think you're
right, Gonzales.<wait 250> FAKE!
<k> stg3_tou_294_06 Hey, you think you can just
smack-talk the Rawk Hawk?
<wait 250>
I DON'T THINK SO!
<k> stg3_tou_294_06_01 You got some guts, calling my
belt a fake, you shrimpy,
no-belt-having wimps!
<k>
<p>
Didn't your momma teach
you any manners?!?
<k> stg3_tou_294_07_kur Sheesh, sorry, Mr. Birdie.
<wait 250>
I didn't mean to say your
belt was fake.<wait 250> Take it easy.
<k> stg3_tou_294_07_nok Ummmm...<wait 100> Gee, sorry, man...
<wait 250>
I didn't mean to insult
your fancy belt, there...
<k> stg3_tou_294_07_win Oh, I do apologize, sir.
<wait 250>
I didn't mean to embarrass
you in front of your belt.
<k> stg3_tou_294_07_yos Whoa, sorry, yellow dude!
<wait 250>
I didn't mean to rip on your
big, bad belt!
<k> stg3_tou_294_08 <dynamic 3.0>
Stop making fun of me, punk!
</dynamic>
<wait 250>
You're alive ONLY 'cause we
ain't in the ring right now!
<k>
<p>
If I see you under those
lights, I'll tear you apart!
<dynamic 3.0>
Remember the RAWWWWWWK!
<k> stg3_tou_294_09_kur I think I tweaked him out
a little bit.
<k> stg3_tou_294_09_nok Ooooops. <wait 400>I made him mad.
<k> stg3_tou_294_09_win Oh dear, I do believe I
made that chicken angry.
<k> stg3_tou_294_09_yos Wow, I really pushed that
dude's buttons, huh?
<k> stg3_tou_294_10_kur Anyway, we have a problem
now. <wait 250>The map definitely
pointed to Glitzville...
<k>
<p>
If that thing on the champ's
belt ISN'T the Crystal Star,
then...
<k>
<p>
Where the heck is the REAL
one, huh?
<k> stg3_tou_294_10_nok Well, forget him.<wait 250> We have
bigger fish to fry. <wait 250>The map
pointed to Glitzville...
<k>
<p>
But if the gem on that guy's
belt isn't the true Crystal
Star, then...
<k>
<p>
Where's the real one?
<k> stg3_tou_294_10_win In any case, we've larger
issues to deal with.<wait 250> The map
most assuredly pointed here...
<k>
<p>
If the ornament on that
fellow's belt isn't the real
Crystal Star, then...
<k>
<p>
Where in the world could the
real one be?
<k> stg3_tou_294_10_yos Well, forget him!<wait 250> We got a
problem!<wait 250> Your map pointed to
Glitzville, right?
<k>
<p>
If that dude's belt has a
FAKE Crystal Star on it...
<k>
<p>
<p>
Then where the heck is the
real one at?
<k> stg3_tou_294_11_kur Mario!<wait 250> Your Mailbox SP just
went off!<wait 250> Who'd you get mail
from?
<k> stg3_tou_294_11_nok Umm...<wait 250> Mario?<wait 250> You hear that?
<wait 250>
I think you just got an e-mail.
<wait 250>
From who, though?
<k> stg3_tou_294_11_win Mario, darling!<wait 250> Did I just
hear your Mailbox SP go off?
<wait 250>
Who would be e-mailing you?
<k> stg3_tou_294_11_yos Gonzales! <wait 250>Was that your
Mailbox SP going off?
<wait 250>
Who'd you get e-mail from?
<k> stg3_tou_294_12 <housou>
iF yOu WaNt ThE cRyStAl
StAr, HeEd My InStRuCtIoNs.
                    FrOm X
<k> stg3_tou_294_13_kur What? <wait 250>Who's this X guy?
<wait 250>
You think he really knows
about the Crystal Star?
<k>
<p>
Whoever he is, why would he
want to give us information?
<wait 250>
I don't trust this guy...
<k> stg3_tou_294_13_nok Um... <wait 100>Who's this X character?
<wait 250>
He talks like he knows all
about the Crystal Star...
<k>
<p>
Why would someone want to
help us with this, anyway?
<wait 250>
Seems kind of fishy...
<k> stg3_tou_294_13_win My! <wait 250>Who is this X fellow?
<wait 250>
He speaks as if he's an
expert on the Crystal Star...
<k>
<p>
What would motivate him to
help us in our quest, though?
<wait 250>
This seems suspicious...
<k> stg3_tou_294_13_yos Who the heck is this X dude?
<wait 250>
He talks like he's the man to
see about that Crystal Star.
<k>
<p>
Why would he wanna help us
out, though? <wait 250>This whole deal
seems kinda wack...
<k> stg3_tou_297_03_kur Whoa! <wait 250>Mario! <wait 250>That was
another e-mail, right?<wait 250> Don't
just stand there, check it!
<k> stg3_tou_297_03_nok Ummm... <wait 250>Mario?<wait 250> Wasn't that
your e-mail alert just now?
<wait 250>
Shouldn't you check it?
<k> stg3_tou_297_03_win Oh!<wait 250> Gracious me, Mario!
<wait 250>
Sounds like you've another
e-mail!<wait 250> What is it this time?
<k> stg3_tou_297_03_yos Gonzales! You hear that?
<wait 250>
You just got another e-mail!
<wait 250>
See what it is, man!
<k> stg3_tou_297_04 <housou>
gO tO tHe WaTeRiNg HoLe
OuTsIdE ThE gLiTz PiT.
                    FrOm X
<k> stg3_tou_297_05_kur It's from that X guy again.
<wait 250>
Great.<wait 250> The "watering hole,"
huh?<wait 250> If you say so, X!
<k>
<p>
Who IS this mystery guy?!?
<k> stg3_tou_297_05_nok Gee whiz! That X guy again?
<wait 250>
He wants us to go to the
"watering hole"?
<k>
<p>
Who in the world is this guy?
<k> stg3_tou_297_05_win Ah, that X fellow again?
<wait 250>
Now he's directing us to
some "watering hole," hmmm?
<k>
<p>
I do wonder who this
gentleman is...
<k> stg3_tou_297_05_yos It's from our mystery X dude?
<wait 250>
Go to some "watering hole,"
huh? <wait 250>OK, whatever!
<k>
<p>
I'd give anything to know who
this dude is.
<k> stg3_tou_297_22_kur Mario!<wait 250> You're like, totally
popular now. <wait 250>Another e-mail!
<wait 250>
What's this one?
<k> stg3_tou_297_22_nok Mario!<wait 250> I know that sound!
<wait 250>
I wonder who's e-mailing you
this time?
<k> stg3_tou_297_22_win Oh, mercy! <wait 250>Is that ANOTHER
e-mail?<wait 250> What is it this time?
<k> stg3_tou_297_22_yos Gonzales!<wait 250> Another e-mail?!?
<wait 250>
What now?
<k> stg3_tou_297_23 <housou>
Keep sticking your nose in
where it doesn't belong and
you are D-E-A-D M-E-A-T.
<k> stg3_tou_297_24_kur Whoa... <wait 250>That totally sounds
like a threat!<wait 250> I don't think
our X friend sent that one.
<k>
<p>
What kind of psycho would
send hate e-mail like that?
<k> stg3_tou_297_24_nok Oh, gee whiz...<wait 250> That doesn't
sound very nice.<wait 250> And it
doesn't sound like our X.
<k>
<p>
Who in the world would send
a nasty e-mail like that?
<k> stg3_tou_297_24_win Oh, dear... <wait 250>That's a rather
serious threat.<wait 250> I daresay
our X fellow didn't send it.
<k>
<p>
What sort of degenerate
would stoop to such a low?
<k> stg3_tou_297_24_yos Man, THAT dude sounds
peeved! <wait 250>I'm thinking that
isn't our X buddy.
<k>
<p>
Who do you think would
send something like that?
<k> stg3_tou_295 Hey. <wait 250>You.<wait 250> Gonzales.
<wait 250>
Jolene brought you a piece
of cake.<wait 250> From a fan, I guess.
<k> stg3_tou_296_kur That looks totally YUMMY!
<wait 250>
If you chow on that, I bet
you can ride the sugar rush!
<k> stg3_tou_296_nok Hey, that looks pretty good!
<wait 250>
You could probably get a
quick energy boost from it...
<k> stg3_tou_296_win Oh, my! That looks delightful!
<wait 250>
I see no reason why you
shouldn't treat yourself!
<k> stg3_tou_296_yos Man, that looks AWESOME!
<wait 250>
I'm drooling!
<k> stg3_tou_297 <system>

Eat the cake?
<o> stg3_tou_297_yn <select 0 1 0 40>
Heck, yeah!
No, I'm on a diet! stg3_tou_298_kur Wow, are you like, watching
your weight or something?
<wait 250>
I could NOT say no to that...
<k> stg3_tou_298_nok Really? <wait 250>Boy, you have some
willpower, Mario.<wait 250> It looks
so delicious...
<k> stg3_tou_298_win Well, if you say so, dear.<wait 250> 
I suppose cake isn't exactly
the ideal athlete's food. <icon HM 0.6 -20 31 0> 
<k> stg3_tou_298_yos What's up with you, Gonzales?
<wait 250>
Who says no to free cake?<wait 250> 
You're insane!
<k> stg3_tou_299_kur Yeah!<wait 250> Let's eat!
<k> stg3_tou_299_nok All right! <wait 250>Cake time!
<k> stg3_tou_299_win Good-bye, diet! <icon HM 0.6 -20 31 0> 
<k> stg3_tou_299_yos Yeah!<wait 250> Let's chow down!
<k> stg3_tou_297_1 <system>

You fully recovered!
<k> stg3_tou_297_2 Hey. <wait 250>You.<wait 250> Gonzales.
<k>
<p>
Since you didn't want that
cake,<wait 250> I ate it.
<k>
<p>
Best cake I ever had, man.<wait 250> 
Sprinkles, frosting, the works.<wait 250> 
You're an idiot.
<k> stg3_tou_403_11_kur Wow! <wait 250>That was Bowser, right?
<wait 250>
Jeepers, who woulda thought
he'd show his face HERE?
<k> stg3_tou_403_11_nok Umm...<wait 100> Was that King Bowser?
<wait 250>
What was he doing here?
<wait 250>
That...kinda freaks me out.
<k> stg3_tou_403_11_win My word! <wait 250>Who would expect
THAT lout to show up here?
<wait 250>
My goodness gracious!
<k> stg3_tou_403_11_yos Wow!<wait 250> That was the king of
the Koopas, wasn't it?<wait 250> WOW!
<wait 250>
That guy's insane!
<k> stg3_tou_297_25_kur Mario!<wait 250> Here we go again!
<wait 250>
Another mail!
<k> stg3_tou_297_25_nok Ummm... <wait 100>Mario?<wait 250> Your pocket's
beeping.<wait 250> Mail time!
<k> stg3_tou_297_25_win Mail call, dearie!
<k> stg3_tou_297_25_yos Gonzales! <wait 250>Sounds like another
mail, huh?
<k> stg3_tou_297_26 <housou>
gO tO tHe TeLePhOnE bOoTh
OuT oN tHe PaViLiOn.
                    FrOm X
<k> stg3_tou_297_27_kur Oh, it's our X pal again.
<wait 250>
The telephone booth out on
the pavilion, huh?
<k>
<p>
I remember seeing that
outside somewhere...<wait 250>but
where?<wait 250> Let's check it out.
<k> stg3_tou_297_27_nok Oh!<wait 250> It's from X again, huh?
<wait 250>
Telephone booth? <wait 250>Pavilion?
<wait 250>
Does he mean outside?
<k>
<p>
You remember seeing a
phone booth?<wait 250> Well, we better
go look around.
<k> stg3_tou_297_27_win Ah, our mysterious friend!
<wait 250>
Where to this time?<wait 250> A
telephone booth outside?
<k>
<p>
Yes, I believe I saw a
booth out there somewhere...
<wait 250>
Let's take a stroll.
<k> stg3_tou_297_27_yos Old X dude surfaced again!
<wait 250>
We gotta go to some phone
booth outside now?
<k>
<p>
Where was that thing?
<wait 250>
Aw, we'll find it.<wait 250> Let's
head outside!
<k> stg3_tou_326_01 <housou>
This is your last warning!
Stop snooping around about
the Crystal Star!
<k>
<p>
If you don't, you'll suffer
the same fate as the others
who have gone missing...
<k> stg3_tou_326_02_kur Great. <wait 250>Our angry pen pal
again. <wait 250>He sure seems to have
a lot of information...
<k>
<p>
I mean, if he knows about
the Crystal Star AND the
missing fighters...
<k>
<p>
Then this guy is totally
holding the key to this
entire mystery!
<k>
<p>
But like, who is it? <wait 250>WHO?!?
<k> stg3_tou_326_02_nok Oh, goody, this guy again.
<wait 250>
He really seems to know a
whole lot of stuff...
<k>
<p>
Those missing fighters...
The Crystal Star...
<k>
<p>
You know, if we find this
guy, we'll have all the
answers!
<k>
<p>
But who could it be?
<k> stg3_tou_326_02_win Oh, dear, our surly friend...
<wait 250>
For such a pill, he does
seem to know a fair bit.
<k>
<p>
Between the Crystal Star
and those poor, missing
fighters...
<k>
<p>
This fellow seems to know
everything we've been
trying to find out!
<k>
<p>
But who is he?
<k> stg3_tou_326_02_yos This guy really needs to take
a chill pill.<wait 250> He sure knows
a lot, though...
<k>
<p>
He's going on about the
Crystal Star, the missing
fighters, all that stuff...
<k>
<p>
I tell you what, we find
this guy, we'll have all
the answers we need!
<k>
<p>
But who is this psycho?
<k> stg3_tou_295_doku Pardon me, Mr. Gonzales.
<wait 250>
Another gift arrived from
one of your admirers.
<k>
<p>
I'll just leave it over here,
if that's OK?<wait 250> Do with it
what you will.
<k> stg3_tou_296_doku_kur Wow, looks totally yummy!
<wait 250>
I can NOT say no to cake!
<wait 250>
Let's scarf that thing!
<k> stg3_tou_296_doku_nok Wow, that looks pretty darn
good, doesn't it, Mario?
<wait 250>
Let's eat it, huh?
<k> stg3_tou_296_doku_win My, my, that DOES look good!
<wait 250>
Why don't we just go ahead
and have ourselves a bite! <icon HM 0.6 -20 31 0> 
<k> stg3_tou_296_doku_yos Whoa! <wait 250>Free cake is where it's
AT!<wait 250> Let's chow down!
<k> stg3_tou_297_doku <system>

Eat the cake?
<o> stg3_tou_297_yn_doku <select 0 1 0 40>
Yes
No stg3_tou_298_doku_kur What's your deal, Mario?
<wait 250>
I'm totally starving here!
<wait 250>
Are you watching carbs?
<k> stg3_tou_298_doku_nok Oh, man... <wait 250>Are you sure?
<wait 250>
I bet it's got that cookie
crust, too...
<k> stg3_tou_298_doku_win No?<wait 250> You bizarre man,
whyever not?<wait 250> You've no need
to watch your weight!
<k> stg3_tou_298_doku_yos Gonzales, you're nuts!
<wait 250>
Who says no to free cake?
<wait 250>
Did you hit your head?
<k> stg3_tou_299_doku_kur Yes!<wait 250> Cake time!
<k> stg3_tou_299_doku_nok Cool!<wait 250> Snack break!
<k> stg3_tou_299_doku_win Ooh, serve it up! <icon HM 0.6 -20 31 0> 
<k> stg3_tou_299_doku_yos YESSSS!<wait 250> Lemme at it!
<k> stg3_tou_300_kur Oh!<wait 250> OH!<wait 250> So GOOD!
<k>
<p>
Hold your horses, Mario!
<wait 250>
I saved you a little...
<k> stg3_tou_300_nok Oh, MAN is that ever good!
<k>
<p>
Hang on a sec', Mario...
<wait 250>
There's a little left...
<k> stg3_tou_300_win Oh, my, that is delectable!
<k>
<p>
Just a minute, darling...
<wait 250>
I saved a bit for you...
<k> stg3_tou_300_yos Now that is a CAKE, baby!
<k>
<p>
Gimme two seconds here...
<wait 250>
There's some left for you...
<k> stg3_tou_301_kur Wait...<wait 250> I feel kinda...<wait 100>weird.
<wait 250>
You ever feel like your body
is like, totally going numb?
<k> stg3_tou_301_nok Hey...<wait 250> You know, this cake is
so good that it feels like
my whole body is going numb...
<k> stg3_tou_301_win Oh!<wait 100> I seem to be having a
bit of an allergic reaction!
<wait 250>
I'm feeling rather numb...
<k> stg3_tou_301_yos Urk!<wait 250> Hey!<wait 250> What the heck!
<wait 250>
I'm going numb, dude!
<k> stg3_tou_303_kur <shake>
No!<wait 250> I can't move...
<k> stg3_tou_303_nok <shake>
No...<wait 250> Can't...<wait 250>move...
<k> stg3_tou_303_win <shake>
I...<wait 250>can't...<wait 250>move...<wait 250>darling...
<k> stg3_tou_303_yos <shake>
This...<wait 250>completely...<wait 250>stinks...
<wait 250>
Can't...<wait 250>move...<wait 250>man...
<k> stg3_tou_304 We're waiting on you,
Mr. Gonzales.
<k> stg3_tou_304_01 What?<wait 250> Your partner's been
paralyzed?<wait 250> By a cake?
<k>
<p>
Tough luck. <wait 250>We gotta go.
<wait 250>
The house is packed.
<wait 250>
Come on, follow me.
<k> stg3_tou_306_kur Hey, I'm feeling better now!
<wait 300>
Way to kick some tail even
without me, Mario!
<k>
<p>
Still...<wait 300> A poisoned cake...
<k>
<p>
Somebody was totally trying
to take us out!<wait 300> We gotta
be more careful, huh?
<k> stg3_tou_306_nok Hi. <wait 250>I'm feeling OK, now...
<wait 300>
But good to see you took
care of business anyway!
<k>
<p>
Still...<wait 300> A poisoned cake...
<k>
<p>
Somebody wanted us out of
the picture.<wait 300> We better
watch our steps.
<k> stg3_tou_306_win Why, I'm feeling tip-top again!
<wait 300>
Fine job, winning the day
even without me, dear!
<k>
<p>
Even so...<wait 300> A poisoned cake...
<k>
<p>
Our lives are in danger.
<wait 300>
I simply MUST be more careful
from now on.
<k> stg3_tou_306_yos Boy, I'm FINALLY feeling OK!
<wait 300>
You didn't need me anyway,
Gonzales!<wait 250> You rocked them!
<k>
<p>
Still...<wait 300> A poisoned cake...
<k>
<p>
Someone wanted to toast us.
<wait 300>
We better watch our fronts
AND backs from now on!
<k> stg3_tou_307_kur I am like, SO sorry, Mario!
<wait 250>
You were all alone out
there!<wait 250> No wonder you lost!
<k>
<p>
Hey, but I'm totally fine
now.<wait 250> I'll make it up to you
next battle, I promise.
<k>
<p>
Still...<wait 300> A poisoned cake...
<k>
<p>
Somebody wanted us out of
the picture.<wait 300> We better
watch our steps.
<k> stg3_tou_307_nok Gee... <wait 250>I'm really sorry, Mario.
<wait 250>
It's all my fault you lost
out there. <wait 250>Why'd I eat that?
<k>
<p>
Anyway, it's completely out
of my system now.<wait 250> I'll be
a hundred percent next fight.
<k>
<p>
Still...<wait 300> A poisoned cake...
<k>
<p>
Somebody wanted us out of
the picture.<wait 300> We better
watch our steps.
<k> stg3_tou_307_win I must apologize, darling.
<wait 250>
If I'd been at your side, you
might have stood a chance.
<k>
<p>
I assure you, I'm feeling
MUCH better now.<wait 250> I'll be
ready for the next fight!
<k>
<p>
Even so...<wait 300> A poisoned cake...
<k>
<p>
Our lives are in danger.
<wait 300>
I simply MUST be more careful
from now on.
<k> stg3_tou_307_yos Man, I'm sorry, Gonzales...
<wait 300>
Making you fight all alone...
<wait 250>
Of course you got schooled.
<k>
<p>
Hey, but I'm back in the
game, baby!<wait 250> I feel great!
<wait 250>
I'm ready to rock 'n' roll!
<k>
<p>
Still...<wait 300> A poisoned cake...
<k>
<p>
Someone wanted to toast us.
<wait 300>
We better watch our fronts
AND backs from now on!
<k> stg3_tou_307_01_kur Hey, Mario, you see what
happened to our pal here?
<k> stg3_tou_307_01_nok Ummm... <wait 250>Say, Mario, you notice
this guy over here?
<k> stg3_tou_307_01_win Incidentally, darling...
<wait 250>
Did you notice this poor
soul on the floor?
<k> stg3_tou_307_01_yos By the way, Gonzales...
<wait 250>
You see the dude on the
floor back here?
<k> stg3_tou_307_02 <shake>
Bluuurgh...<wait 250> Body...<wait 250>went...<wait 250>numb...
<wait 250>
Stupid...<wait 250>cake...<wait 250> Hate...<wait 250>cake...
<wait 250>
Never...<wait 250>eat...<wait 250>cake...<wait 250>again...
<k> stg3_tou_307_03_kur Omigosh! <wait 250>That cake must've
totally been poisoned!
<k>
<p>
Boy, if we'd eaten it...
<wait 250>
that'd be us on the floor!
<k> stg3_tou_307_03_nok Umm...<wait 100> You know what, Mario?
<wait 250>
That cake was poisoned!
<k>
<p>
We almost ate that thing,
too.<wait 250> If we had... <wait 250>Gee, if we
had, we'd be in big trouble!
<k> stg3_tou_307_03_win I daresay that cake was
poisoned!
<k>
<p>
Had we eaten it, we'd have
ended up like that poor
fellow there!
<k> stg3_tou_307_03_yos Was that cake poisoned?
<k>
<p>
Yeah!<wait 250> It must've been!
<wait 250>
If we'd eaten it, we'd be
all banged up like that guy!
<k> stg3_tou_307_04 <shake>
Legs...<wait 250>like...<wait 250>grape...<wait 250>jelly...
<wait 250>
Shell...<wait 250>shaking...<wait 250> Hate...<wait 250>you...
<wait 250>
cake... <wait 250>Hate...<wait 250>you...
<k> stg3_tou_307_05_kur Hey!<wait 250> That's another mail!
<wait 250>
What do you think? <wait 250>Our X
friend or The Haterator? 
<k> stg3_tou_307_05_nok Hey, another mail, Mario!
<wait 250>
Who is it this time?
<k> stg3_tou_307_05_win My, my, my, it's mail time!
<wait 250>
Now, who might it be from?
<k> stg3_tou_307_05_yos Ding ding ding!<wait 250> Mail call!
<wait 250>
You think it's from our pal
or the guy who hates us?
<k> stg3_tou_307_06 <housou>
rEmOvE tHe GrEaT gOnZaLeS
pOsTeRs In ThE lObBy.
                    FrOm X
<k> stg3_tou_307_07_kur Oh, X again, huh?<wait 250> OK...
<wait 250>
I still don't trust this guy,
but I guess maybe it's a clue...
<k>
<p>
Something's behind your
posters in the lobby, huh?
<k>
<p>
All right!<wait 250> I guess we gotta
head to the lobby, then!
<k> stg3_tou_307_07_nok Oh, OK.<wait 250> It's that X guy again.
<wait 250>
His messages still freak me
out, but this is our only clue.
<k>
<p>
The Great Gonzales posters
in the lobby, huh?<wait 250> We have
to peel them off?
<k>
<p>
Well, let's give it a shot.
<k> stg3_tou_307_07_win Oh, is it from X this time?
<wait 250>
He still sounds rather
untrustworthy, but still...
<k>
<p>
He wants us to peel off the
lobby posters bearing your
likeness, does he?
<k>
<p>
Well, I suppose we must.
<k> stg3_tou_307_07_yos From X this time, huh?
<wait 250>
That guy still sounds like a
nut, but hey, he's all we got!
<k>
<p>
What's he want us to do,
again?<wait 250> Peel off your posters
in the lobby?
<k>
<p>
Sounds good to me.<wait 250> Let's hit
the lobby.
<k> stg3_tou_t_00 OCCUPIED!
<k> stg3_tou_422_kur That...<wait 100>was maybe the grossest
thing I've ever done. <wait 250>Uh-huh.
<wait 250>
But let's get to the fight!
<k> stg3_tou_422_nok Whoa.<wait 250> Is that what plumbers
do?<wait 250> I had no idea, man.<wait 250> Wow. 
<wait 250>
Anyway, let's go!
<k> stg3_tou_422_win I should like to request that
we NEVER do that again.
<wait 250>
In any case, to the arena!
<k> stg3_tou_422_yos Dude, I have got SO much
respect for plumbers now!
<wait 250>
Now let's get Rawk Hawk!
<k> stg3_tou_445 Well, you finally did it, son!
<wait 250>
Today's yer first day as the
new champ! <wait 250>Here's yer belt!
<k> stg3_tou_447 Tell you what: I'm gonna go
ahead an' get you set up in
the champ's room right away.
<k>
<p>
Ms. Jolene,<wait 250> be a peach an'
show Gonzales here the
champion's room, OK?
<k> stg3_tou_448 Absolutely, sir.
<k>
<p>
Well then, Mr. Champion...
<wait 250>
Would you follow me, please?
<k> stg3_tou_105 <housou>
Welcome to the automated
match-reservation system.
<wait 250>
What is your command?
<o> stg3_tou_105_yn <select 0 2 0 40>
Reserve a Match
View Rankings stg3_tou_106_01 <housou>
Your match is now reserved.
<k>
<p>
Your opponent will be
%s.
<k>
<p>
The promoter asks that you
[%s].
<k> stg3_tou_106_02 <housou>
Match-reservation privileges
for the Great Gonzales are
currently suspended.
<k> stg3_tou_106_03_kur What's the story here?
<k>
<p>
Is this X's doing?
<k> stg3_tou_106_03_nok Umm... What's all this about?
<k>
<p>
Is this also the work of X?
<k> stg3_tou_106_03_win What's this nonsense, now?
<k>
<p>
Is this the work of that X?
<k> stg3_tou_106_03_yos What's this crazy talk, huh?
<k>
<p>
Did X do this, too?
<k> stg3_tou_476 <housou>
Welcome to the automated
match-reservation system.
<wait 250>
What is your command?
<o> stg3_tou_sensyu_00 Rawk Hawk stg3_tou_sensyu_01 The Koopinator stg3_tou_sensyu_02 Chomp Country stg3_tou_sensyu_03 Hamma, Bamma, and Flare stg3_tou_sensyu_04 Craw-Daddy stg3_tou_sensyu_05 The Magikoopa Masters stg3_tou_sensyu_06 The Fuzz stg3_tou_sensyu_07 The Shellshockers stg3_tou_sensyu_08 The Poker Faces stg3_tou_sensyu_09 The Tiny Spinies stg3_tou_sensyu_10 The Armored Harriers stg3_tou_sensyu_11 The Hand-It-Overs stg3_tou_sensyu_12 The Bob-omb Squad stg3_tou_sensyu_13 The Punk Rocks stg3_tou_sensyu_14 The Mind-Bogglers stg3_tou_sensyu_15 Spike Storm stg3_tou_sensyu_16 The Dead Bones stg3_tou_sensyu_17 The Pokey Triplets stg3_tou_sensyu_18 The KP Koopas stg3_tou_sensyu_19 The Goomba Bros. stg3_tou_sensyu_20 The Great Gonzales stg3_tou_sensyu_21 Wings of Night stg3_tou_sensyu_22 The Destructors stg3_tou_re_315 Rawk Hawk stg3_tou_re_316 The Koopinator stg3_tou_re_317 Chomp Country stg3_tou_re_318 Hamma, Bamma, and Flare stg3_tou_re_319 Craw-Daddy stg3_tou_re_320 The Magikoopa Masters stg3_tou_re_321 The Fuzz stg3_tou_re_322 The Shellshockers stg3_tou_re_323 The Poker Faces stg3_tou_re_324 The Tiny Spinies stg3_tou_re_325 The Armored Harriers stg3_tou_re_326 The Hand-It-Overs stg3_tou_re_327 The Bob-omb Squad stg3_tou_re_328 The Punk Rocks stg3_tou_re_329 The Mind-Bogglers stg3_tou_re_330 Spike Storm stg3_tou_re_331 The Dead Bones stg3_tou_re_332 The Pokey Triplets stg3_tou_re_333 The KP Koopas stg3_tou_re_334 The Goomba Bros. stg3_tou_re_335 The Great Gonzales stg3_tou_re_336 Wings of Night stg3_tou_re_337 The Destructors stg3_tou_107_00 Well, boy howdy, Gonzales!
<wait 250>
Fixin' for a fight, huh?
<k>
<p>
Well, all righty, then!<wait 250> 
Lemme just see here...
<wait 250>
Yer next opponent will be...
<k>
<p>
Ranked %d in the Glitz Pit...<wait 400> 
%s!
<k>
<o> stg3_tou_107_00_01 The Great Gonzales! <wait 250>Howdy!
<wait 250>
Fixin' for a fight, huh?
<k>
<p>
Hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk!
<wait 250>
Well, guess what?<wait 250> Your next
match is...<wait 100>THE TITLE MATCH!
<k>
<p>
Hoooo-WEEEEE!<wait 250> Darn tootin'!
<wait 250>
You're up against the
champ, %s!
<k>
<p>
Now, I wanna see a fair an'
excitin' match, so don't you
let me down, now, you hear?
<k>
<o> stg3_tou_107_01 <p>
Now listen, son: in this battle,
I want you to let yer enemy
damage you five times, OK?
<k>
<p>
It's just so dang borin' when
a match is too one-sided, you
hear what I'm sayin' to you?
<k>
<p>
Now get in there an' kick
some behind!
<k> stg3_tou_107_02 <p>
Now listen, son: in this battle,
I want you to avoid usin' yer
jump.<wait 250> No jumpin' whatsoever.
<k>
<p>
I wanna see a pure test of
power without none of that
flouncin' around. <wait 250>You get me?
<k>
<p>
Now get in there an' hand
out a whuppin' or two!
<k> stg3_tou_107_03 <p>
Now listen, son: in this battle,
I want you to avoid usin' yer
hammer! <wait 250>Not even once, son!
<k>
<p>
I wanna see how you do when
you ain't got somethin' to
beat a fella with.
<k>
<p>
Now get in there an' let's
see some acrobatifyin'!
<k> stg3_tou_107_04 <p>
Now listen, son: in this battle,
I want you to avoid usin' any
of them there Flower Points!
<k>
<p>
Yeah, you heard me!<wait 250> Let's
see how you do without none
of them fancy-pants moves!
<k>
<p>
Now get in there an' show
me somethin', son!
<k> stg3_tou_107_05 <p>
Now listen, son: in this battle,
I want you to avoid usin' any
of them there special moves!
<k>
<p>
I think the crowd's cravin' a
nice, long battle at its
simplest and finest!
<k>
<p>
Now get in there an' don't
go a-grandstandin'!
<k> stg3_tou_107_06 <p>
Now listen, son: in this battle,
I want you to avoid usin' any
items! <wait 250>Empty them pockets!
<k>
<p>
Real men don't need no
trinkets to help 'em hand out
a proper whuppin', you hear?
<k>
<p>
Now get in there an' knock
some heads the old-fashioned
way, will ya?
<k> stg3_tou_107_07 <p>
Now listen, son: in this battle,
I want you to avoid switchin'
partners out!
<k>
<p>
Gotta go with who brung you!
<wait 250>
A fight to the end, side by
side! <wait 250>Now THAT'S drama!
<k>
<p>
Now get in there an' stand
by yer pard!
<k> stg3_tou_107_08 <p>
Now listen, son: in this battle,
I want you to wrap it up in
five turns or less!
<k>
<p>
I got a date with a cute
little chickadee in just a few,
an' I don't wanna be late!
<k>
<p>
Now get in there an' bring
this puppy home quick!
<k> stg3_tou_107_10 <p>
Now listen, son: in this battle,
I want you to win after yer
HP goes down to 5!
<k>
<p>
Crowds do love a comeback,
don't they! <wait 250>You better
diggety-dang believe it!
<k>
<p>
Now get in there an' take a
beatin' for ol' Grubba!
<k> stg3_tou_107_12 <p>
Now listen, son: in this battle,
I want you to use at least
one special move, OK?
<k>
<p>
The crowd needs somethin'
flashy, you catch my drift?
<wait 250>
Give 'em a good show.
<k>
<p>
Now get in there an' blow
the roof off, son!
<k> stg3_tou_107_13 <p>
Now listen, son: in this battle,
I want you to win BEFORE
you take 20 HP of pain!
<k>
<p>
Our fans don't wanna see a
battered hero win by the
skin of his teeth, son!
<k>
<p>
Now get in there an' show me
some grit, pard!
<k> stg3_tou_107_16 <p>
Now listen, son: in this battle,
I want you to appeal to the
crowd at least three times!
<k>
<p>
These fans eat that stuff up.
<wait 250>
A little grandstandin' from
their hero, an' they go nuts!
<k>
<p>
Now get in there an' get 'em
riled up, son!
<k> stg3_tou_107_17 <p>
Now listen, son: in this battle,
I want you not to attack fer
the first three turns, OK?
<k>
<p>
Fans love it when their
heroes make 'em sweat a bit,
am I right or am I right?
<k>
<p>
Now get in there an' bring
home the bacon!
<k> stg3_tou_107_19 <p>
Now listen, son: in this battle,
I want you to keep that pard
of yers from attackin'!
<k>
<p>
You hear me? <wait 250>Keep that li'l
firebrand in check, got it?
<wait 250>
Only you attack.
<k>
<p>
Now get in there and show
'em who's boss, now!
<k> stg3_tou_107_20 <p>
Now listen, son: in this battle,
I want you to stand pat, OK?
<wait 250>
Do...<wait 100>not...<wait 100>attack...<wait 100>at all.
<k>
<p>
The crowd loves yer partner,
so give 'em what they want!
<wait 250>
Drive 'em bonkers!
<k>
<p>
Now get in there and share
that spotlight!
<k> stg3_tou_cp_010 Take damage from your
opponent at least five times! stg3_tou_cp_011 Don't use your jump! stg3_tou_cp_012 Don't use your hammer! stg3_tou_cp_013 Don't use any FP! stg3_tou_cp_014 Don't use special moves! stg3_tou_cp_015 Don't use any items! stg3_tou_cp_016 Don't change partners! stg3_tou_cp_017 Defeat your opponent in five
turns or less! stg3_tou_cp_018 Win after your HP drops to 5! stg3_tou_cp_019 Use a special move at least
once. stg3_tou_cp_020 Win before taking 20 HP
of damage! stg3_tou_cp_021 Appeal to the crowd at least
three times! stg3_tou_cp_022 Don't attack in the first
three turns! stg3_tou_cp_023 Don't ever let your partner
attack! stg3_tou_cp_024 Only let your partner attack! stg3_tou_re_361 Hello there, Mr. Gonzales.
<wait 250>
Ready for a fight, are you?
<k>
<p>
Well, all right, then!
<wait 250>
Let me just check here...
<wait 250>
Your next opponent will be...
<k>
<p>
Ranked %d in the Glitz Pit...
<wait 400>
%s!
<k>
<o> stg3_tou_re_361_01 Hello there, Mr. Gonzales.
<wait 250>
Ready for a fight, are you?
<k>
<p>
Well, all right, then!
<wait 250>
Let me just check here...
<wait 250>
Your next opponent will be...
<k>
<p>
Current Champion in the
Glitz Pit...
<wait 400>
%s!
<k>
<o> stg3_tou_re_362 <p>
Pay attention: in this battle,
I want you to let your foe
damage you five times, OK?
<k>
<p>
It's awfully boring when a
match is too one-sided,
wouldn't you agree?
<k>
<p>
Now get in there and kick
some behinds, all right?
<k> stg3_tou_re_363 <p>
Pay attention: in this battle,
I want you to avoid using
your jump, all right?
<k>
<p>
The crowd's getting sick of
seeing you bounce around like
a demented pogo freak.
<k>
<p>
Now get in there and hand
out a beating or two!
<k> stg3_tou_re_364 <p>
Pay attention: in this battle,
I want you to avoid using
your hammer, all right?
<k>
<p>
The press is ruining me over
kids bonking each other with
sticks, pretending to be you!
<k>
<p>
Now get in there and let's
see some acrobatics!
<k> stg3_tou_re_365 <p>
Pay attention: in this battle,
I want you to avoid using
any of your Flower Points!
<k>
<p>
The crowd needs traditional,
easy-to-follow fighting
right now.<wait 250> No frills!
<k>
<p>
Now get in there and show
me something, all right?
<k> stg3_tou_re_366 <p>
Pay attention: in this battle,
I want you to avoid using any
of your special moves!
<k>
<p>
Don't get me wrong, I love
the flashy stuff, but it just
takes a little too long.
<k>
<p>
Now get in there and don't
go grandstanding, all right?
<k> stg3_tou_re_367 <p>
Pay attention: in this battle,
I want you to avoid using any
items! <wait 250>Empty your pockets!
<k>
<p>
People distrust a man who's
always digging in his pockets,
wouldn't you agree?
<k>
<p>
Now get in there and knock
some heads the old-fashioned
way, all right?
<k> stg3_tou_re_368 <p>
Pay attention: in this battle,
I want you to avoid switching
partners out!
<k>
<p>
What are you teaching kids
about loyalty, always
swapping partners out?
<k>
<p>
Now get in there and stand
by your friend!
<k> stg3_tou_re_369 <p>
Pay attention: in this battle,
I want you to wrap it up in
five turns or less!
<k>
<p>
I have a very important
meeting in just a little
bit, and I can't be late!
<k>
<p>
Now get in there and bring
this fight home quickly!
<k> stg3_tou_re_370 <p>
Pay attention: in this battle,
I want you to win after your
HP goes down to 5!
<k>
<p>
How exciting is THAT gonna
be, hmm?<wait 250> The crowd will go
berserk, I'm telling you!
<k>
<p>
Now get in there and take a
beating for me, all right?
<k> stg3_tou_re_371 <p>
Pay attention: in this battle,
I want you to use at least
one special move, OK?
<k>
<p>
You need to show my paying
customers all that fancy
ninja stuff you've been hiding.
<k>
<p>
Now get in there and blow
the roof off, all right?
<k> stg3_tou_re_372 <p>
Pay attention: in this battle,
I want you to win BEFORE
you take 20 HP of pain!
<k>
<p>
Close matches are exciting, but
hardcore fans want a real
blowout once in a while, son.
<k>
<p>
Now get in there and show
me some grit, all right?
<k> stg3_tou_re_373 <p>
Pay attention: in this battle,
I want you to appeal to the
crowd at least three times!
<k>
<p>
I want to see these people
standing on their seats,
screaming their heads off!
<k>
<p>
Now get in there and get
them riled up, all right?
<k> stg3_tou_re_374 <p>
Pay attention: in this battle,
I want you not to attack for
the first three turns, OK?
<k>
<p>
You have sort of a wild-man
reputation, so let's make
them beg for it, OK?
<k>
<p>
Now get in there and bring
home the bacon, all right?
<k> stg3_tou_re_375 <p>
Pay attention: in this battle,
I want you to keep that ally
of yours from attacking!
<k>
<p>
You're the only one I want
to see attack out there, OK?
<wait 250>
Are we clear?
<k>
<p>
Now get in there and show
them who's boss, all right?
<k> stg3_tou_re_376 <p>
Pay attention: in this battle,
I want you to NOT fight, OK?
<wait 250>
Do...<wait 100>not...<wait 100>attack...<wait 100>at all.
<k>
<p>
Your partner's quite popular
with this crowd, so throw
them a bone, all right?
<k>
<p>
Now get in there and share
that spotlight!
<k> stg3_tou_cp_040 Take damage from your
opponent at least five times! stg3_tou_cp_041 Don't use your jump! stg3_tou_cp_042 Don't use your hammer! stg3_tou_cp_043 Don't use any FP! stg3_tou_cp_044 Don't use special moves! stg3_tou_cp_045 Don't use any items! stg3_tou_cp_046 Don't change partners! stg3_tou_cp_047 Defeat your opponent in five
turns or less! stg3_tou_cp_048 Win after your HP drops to 5! stg3_tou_cp_049 Use a special move at least
once. stg3_tou_cp_050 Win before taking 20 HP
of damage! stg3_tou_cp_051 Appeal to the crowd at least
three times! stg3_tou_cp_052 Don't attack in the first
three turns! stg3_tou_cp_053 Don't ever let your partner
attack! stg3_tou_cp_054 Only let your partner attack! stg3_rank_01 <p>
Mario's ranking rose to %d!
<k> stg3_rank_02 <p>
Mario's ranking remains at
%d.
<k> stg3_rank_03 <p>
Mario defends his rank at
%d.
<k> stg3_rank_04 <p>
Mario's ranking has fallen
to %d.
<k> stg3_rank_05 <p>
Mario is the new champion!!!
<k> stg3_rank_06 <p>
Mario has successfully
defended his Champ's Belt!
<k> stg3_tou_327 Mr. Gonzales,<wait 250> it's time for
your next match.
<wait 250>
Come with me.
<k> stg3_tou_180_00 Here's your fight money,
Mr. Gonzales.
<k> stg3_tou_180_01 <system>

You received <NUM> coin<S>!
<k>
<o> stg3_tou_180_02 Now, if you'll excuse me...
<wait 500>
I must be going.
<k> stg3_tou_365_00 Your ranking's fallen to 1st,
so you'll have to return to
the major league, I'm afraid.
<k>
<p>
Here's your fight money,
Mr. Gonzales.
<k> stg3_tou_365_01 <system>

You received <NUM> coin<S>!
<k>
<o> stg3_tou_365_02 Now, if you'll excuse me...
<wait 500>
I must be going.
<k> stg3_tou_365_kur We lost, huh?<wait 25o> Well, no biggie.
<wait 250>
Let's just fight our way
back to the top!
<k> stg3_tou_365_nok Weak... <wait 100>We lost.<wait 250> I guess it's
not so bad.<wait 250> We can just fight
back to the top!
<k> stg3_tou_365_win Oh, my... <wait 100>We lost?<wait 250> Well, don't
despair, darling.<wait 250> We can fight
back to the top.
<k> stg3_tou_365_yos Shoot! <wait 250>We lost!<wait 250> Well, who
cares?<wait 250> Let's just fight right
back to the top!
<k> stg3_tou_365_viv Ohhh...<wait 100> We lost.<wait 250> Don't worry,
though, we can always fight
back to the top.
<k> stg3_tou_365_bom We lost, eh, mate?<wait 250> No bother.
Let's just fight our way back
to the top, eh?
<k> stg3_tou_365_chu Mmmm... <wait 100>We lost.<wait 250> Don't worry,
though, love.<wait 250> We'll just fight
back to the top.
<k> stg3_tou_365_03_00 Your ranking's risen to 10th,
so you may return to the
major league.
<k>
<p>
Here's your fight money,
Mr. Gonzales.
<k> stg3_tou_365_03_01 <system>

You received <NUM> coin<S>!
<k>
<o> stg3_tou_365_03_02 Now, if you'll excuse me...
<wait 500>
I must be going.
<k> stg3_tou_365_03_03_kur We did it, Mario! <wait 250>Sweet!
<wait 250>
We're back in the major
league!<wait 250> Awesome!
<k> stg3_tou_365_03_03_nok Yaaaay!<wait 250> We did it, Mario!
<wait 250>
We're back in the major
league!<wait 250> Cool!
<k> stg3_tou_365_03_03_win Oh, mercy, we've done it!
<wait 250>
We're back in the major
league, Mario!<wait 250> Delightful!
<k> stg3_tou_365_03_03_yos YESSS! <wait 250>We did it, Gonzales!
<wait 250>
We're back in the major
league!<wait 250> Yahoo!
<k> stg3_tou_365_03_03_viv We pulled it off, Mario!
<wait 250>
We're back in the major
league!<wait 250> How nice!
<k> stg3_tou_365_03_03_bom We've done it, old boy!
<wait 250>
We're back in the major
league!<wait 250> Smashing!
<k> stg3_tou_365_03_03_chu Mmmm...<wait 100> We did it, love!
<wait 250>
We're back in the major
league!<wait 250> Well done!
<k> stg3_yado_00 <system>

Do you want to take a rest?
<o> stg3_yado_01 <select 0 1 0 40>
Yes
No stg3_npc_08_01_01 Gonzales. <wait 250>Hear me, now.
<wait 250>
You may have some skill...
<wait 250>
But I'm going to win today!
<k> stg3_npc_08_01_02 You.<wait 250> I underestimated you.
<wait 250>
If you can beat me, you must
be skilled beyond measure.
<k> stg3_npc_08_01_03 I laugh at you.<wait 250> Muh huh.
<wait 250>
My victory was clear from
the start.
<k> stg3_npc_08_01_04 Destroy the foe before you.
<wait 250>
That is the only concern
of a true warrior.
<k> stg3_npc_08_01_05 One's posture in battle is
forged by one's actions in
life. <wait 250>Remember this.
<k> stg3_npc_08_01_06 You. <wait 250>Condition yourself for
each and every battle.
<k>
<p>
For anything could happen
beneath the lights...<wait 250> Such
is the way of the warrior.
<k> stg3_npc_08_01_07 You. <wait 250>Prepare your body and
mind for every battle.
<wait 250>
Unless you prefer to lose.
<k> stg3_npc_08_01_08 Each day dawns, and with it
a new opportunity to hone
my many skills.
<k> stg3_npc_08_01_09 Gonzales, I see you have the
gleam of a true warrior in
your eyes now...<wait 250> Never lose it.
<k> stg3_npc_08_01_10 You. <wait 250>Gonzales.<wait 250> You are now a
rival worthy of my skills.
<k> stg3_npc_08_01_11 I will redouble my training...
<k> stg3_npc_08_01_12 ...............................................
<wait 500>
You.<wait 250> How dare you interfere
with my meditation?
<k>
<p>
Time is too precious to
squander on one such as you.
<k> stg3_npc_08_01_13 You. <wait 250>Should you ever face me
again, you will know the pain
of utter defeat.
<k> stg3_npc_08_01_13_01 You. <wait 250>Gonzales.<wait 250> Why do you
dally here?<wait 250> Your foe awaits.
<k> stg3_npc_08_01_14 Falling to second league is
an embarrassment.<wait 250> You have
neglected your training.
<k> stg3_npc_08_01_15 Don't disappoint me, Gonzales!
<wait 250>
The opponent I've been gunning for wouldn't slide back down like this!
<k> stg3_npc_08_01_16 You. <wait 250>You foul knave.<wait 250> Do you
mock this league by emerging
thus from the toilet?
<k> stg3_npc_re_040 I have waited, Gonzales.
<wait 250>
I knew I would face you in
the ring again one day.
<k> stg3_npc_re_041 I have waited, Gonzales.
<wait 250>
I knew I would face you in
the ring again one day.
<k> stg3_npc_re_041_1 You. <wait 250>Gonzales.<wait 250> Time and again
you rise from the lower
ranks.<wait 250> Commendable.
<k>
<p>
But now, it is over for you.
<wait 250>
Allow me to give you a final
resting place.
<k> stg3_npc_08_02_01 Don't think I'm a pushover
just because I'm small!
<wait 250>
Bring it on!!!
<k> stg3_npc_08_02_02 Gosh, you're super-tough!
<wait 300>
But I'll be back, Mister!
<k> stg3_npc_08_02_03 I got a lot of power in this
little body, Mister Man!
<wait 250>
Don't go dissing me!
<k> stg3_npc_08_02_04 I'll be the champ someday,
you bet!
<k>
<p>
Uh-huh! <wait 250>That's right!<wait 300> Just like
the big, legendary champion,
Prince Mush!
<k> stg3_npc_08_02_05 I have a super-hard shell and
a super-sharp spike! <wait 250>Yeah!
<wait 300>
I may be small, but look out!
<k> stg3_npc_08_02_06 See this spike on my back?
<wait 250>
Without it, I'd just be an
ordinary Buzzy Beetle!
<k> stg3_npc_08_02_07 Don't judge a Buzzy Beetle
by its shell, Mister!
<k> stg3_npc_08_02_08 This spike is my trademark,
Mister.<wait 250> Why'd you think they
call me Spiky Joe, anyway?
<k>
<p>
Your trademark must be that
burly mustache, huh?
<k>
<p>
Spiky Joe and Mustache...
<wait 250>
Together they fight crime!
<wait 250>
That'd be a killer TV show!
<k> stg3_npc_08_02_09 There's no way a mustache is
better than a spike! <wait 250>I mean,
that's just crazy-talk!
<k> stg3_npc_08_02_10 Spikes and mustaches are
both bristly, I guess, but
that's the ONLY similarity...
<k> stg3_npc_08_02_11 When I think something's cool,
I always say it's "spiketastic"!
<wait 400>
...It might catch on.
<k> stg3_npc_08_02_12 Just between you and me...
<wait 250>
Sometimes I have nightmares
that my spike fell off...
<k> stg3_npc_08_02_13 You fight on, Mr. Gonzales!
<wait 250>
I'm gonna keep fighting, too!
<k> stg3_npc_08_02_13_01 Umm... <wait 250>Why did you just come
out of the toilet?
<k> stg3_npc_08_02_14 You're back?<wait 250> I guess there's
no one in the minor league to
really put up a fight, huh?
<k> stg3_npc_08_02_15 It's not like you to slide back down like this! What happened?
<k> stg3_npc_08_02_16 Hey, get in the ring now, or
you'll forfeit the match!
<k> stg3_npc_re_045 Welcome back, Mr. Gonzales!
<wait 250>
You may find my spike
sharper than before!
<k> stg3_npc_re_046 So, you still have some moves
we haven't seen? <wait 250>Cool!
<wait 250>
Bring it! <wait 250>I can't wait!
<k> stg3_npc_re_046_1 Winning consistently is
just so hard...
<k>
<p>
But I'm gonna do it, by gum!
<wait 250>
I'm gonna be champion!!
<k> stg3_npc_08_03_01 We need to set it straight
for good!<wait 250> Whose hammer's
strongest, yours or mine?
<k> stg3_npc_08_03_02 How could our hammers lose,
man?<wait 250> I just don't get it...
<k> stg3_npc_08_03_03 Our hammers pound down the
competition, man!<wait 250> POW!<wait 250> POW!
<wait 250>
We'll take you anytime!
<k> stg3_npc_08_03_04 Hey, where'd you get the
hammer? <wait 250>You're biting my
style!<wait 250> I'M the hammer guy!
<k> stg3_npc_08_03_05 You oughta know, man, this
hammer was forged by my
grandpappy...
<k>
<p>
You really think a new model
like that can stand up to
a vintage heirloom like this?
<k> stg3_npc_08_03_06 My grandpappy used to tell
me great hammer stories...
<wait 250>
World 7-1, that was his 'hood.
<k>
<p>
I'm gonna become champion
to honor his memory, man!
<k> stg3_npc_08_03_07 My father decided to quit
Hammer Bros. school and
go to Business Bros. school...
<k>
<p>
How could he do that?
<wait 250>
...I guess it's the responsible
thing to do, but sheesh...
<k> stg3_npc_08_03_08 The day my grandpappy
finished this hammer...
<wait 250>
Sniff...
<k>
<p>
I fought by his side!
<k> stg3_npc_08_03_09 My hammer's really been on
fire lately!<wait 250> Seriously, man!
<wait 250>
I just can't lose!
<k> stg3_npc_08_03_10 By the way, my mother gave
me this helmet but told me
not to tell my father...
<k>
<p>
Yeah, I left my whole family
behind to come make a name
for myself... <wait 250>They cheer me...
<k>
<p>
I have to make it to the top
for them, man!
<k> stg3_npc_08_03_11 My father, the Business Bro,
is in the audience today!
<k>
<p>
He worries about me getting
hurt doing this kind of work...
<k>
<p>
I can't let him see me lose!
<wait 250>
If things are going badly,
knock him on his back, OK?
<k> stg3_npc_08_03_12 You start to lose confidence
when your rank doesn't go
up, know what I mean, man?
<k>
<p>
Hey, but I've come this far,
so I can't stop now!
<k>
<p>
I have to fight for all the
Koopas who helped me get
here!<wait 250> I HAVE to, man!
<k> stg3_npc_08_03_13 You know, I'm actually a
little jealous of your
hammer... <wait 250>I mean, your SKILL!
<k>
<p>
But forget skill!<wait 250> I'm gonna
TRY harder than you and
become champ anyway!
<k> stg3_npc_08_03_13_01 Whoa!<wait 250> What's the deal, man?
<wait 250>
You drop your hammer in the
can? <wait 250>I HATE doing that!
<k> stg3_npc_08_03_14 Hammer-users shouldn't fall
down to the minor league!
<wait 250>
It makes us all look bad, man!
<k> stg3_npc_08_03_15 You fell from the championship slot?!
<wait 250>
Then I guess there's plenty of room for me to become champion!
<k> stg3_npc_08_03_16 You forget your hammer in
the toilet?<wait 250> You gotta be
more careful with that thing!
<k> stg3_npc_re_050 I've been waiting, man!
<k>
<p>
You and me have to duke it
out to see whose hammer is
the strongest!
<k> stg3_npc_re_051 No matter what, keep your
eyes on the prize, man!
<wait 250>
That's how you get through!
<k> stg3_npc_re_051_1 Shameful! <wait 250>And you're a
hammerer!<wait 250> Have you no pride
in your hammer, man?
<k> stg3_npc_08_04_01 Let me show you the major-
league difference, my friend!
<k> stg3_npc_08_04_02 Not too bad at all, baby!
<wait 250>
It won't be that easy next
time, though! <wait 250>Uh-uh!
<k> stg3_npc_08_04_03 There's a big difference
between the major and minor
leagues, baby!<wait 250> Learn it!
<k> stg3_npc_08_04_04 You're pretty tough, baby!
<wait 250>
But you're really gonna have
to power up to win here!
<k> stg3_npc_08_04_05 I think maybe I could use
a power-up or two as well...
<wait 250>
'cause I ain't going nowhere.
<k> stg3_npc_08_04_06 Y'know, sometimes I see how
well you're doing and I just
lose all will to fight...
<k> stg3_npc_08_04_07 Gonzales, you've come to a
crossroads, baby! <wait 250>Stay sharp
and you'll be fine!
<k> stg3_npc_08_04_08 The champ seems pretty
worried about you, baby!
<k> stg3_npc_08_04_09 When I watch you fight,
it makes me want to win
more than anything!
<k> stg3_npc_08_04_10 You're pretty strong, but
your partners are strong,
too, baby!
<k>
<p>
Maybe I should get new
partners, huh?
<k> stg3_npc_08_04_11 Wow, way to go, baby!
<wait 250>
I gotta block out how much
better you are than me...
<k> stg3_npc_08_04_11_02 So what does it feel like to
stand on top of the world,
baby?<wait 250> It's good, right?
<k> stg3_npc_08_04_12 What's it like knowing you're
so close to the top, huh?
<wait 250>
Don't get a big head, baby!
<k> stg3_npc_08_04_13_01 What? <wait 250>Gonzales? <wait 250>Huh?
<wait 250>
Don't you have a match right
now, baby?
<k> stg3_npc_08_04_13 You just came on back?
<wait 250>
Better make sure you don't
fall back down again, baby!
<k> stg3_npc_08_04_14 Hey, Champeen...
<wait 250>
What do you think you're doing?
<wait 250>
We look up to you, man!
<k> stg3_npc_08_04_15 Locked in?<wait 250> Yeah, I hate it
when that happens...
<k> stg3_npc_re_055 Welcome back, Gonzales!
<wait 250>
I'm psyched to fight in the
same league with you again!
<k> stg3_npc_re_056 You can only climb so high,
but it seems like you can
fall forever...
<k> stg3_npc_re_056_1 Come on now, pull it together!
<wait 250>
What happened to the
Gonzales I knew, baby?
<k> ep_40 <housou>
Oh, and little %s?
<wait 250>
Yeah, he's fighting solo in
the Glitz Pit!
<k>
<p>
He says he's getting pretty
close to a title match, even!
<wait 250>
Isn't that just ADORABLE?
<k>
<p>
Oh, yeah, he's calling himself
"The Great Gonzales Jr."
in the ring, by the way.
<k>
<p>
It's sorta silly, but kinda
cute, too, don'tcha think?
<k>
<p>
Oh, and...<wait 250> Wait, I have to get
this exactly right or he'll
get like, SO mad at me...
<k>
<p>
He, uh, said that he could
"totally take you in the ring
now, so bring it!"
<k>
<p>
I guess he doesn't change...
<wait 250>
Isn't that too cute?
<k> msg_kuri_map <keyxon>
This is a major-league locker
room.<dkey><wait 300></dkey> Everybody here dreams
of reaching the top...
<k>
<p>
You can almost feel the
intensity of their ambition
in the air... <wait 250>It's weird...
<k>
<p>
Speaking of weirdness,
there's ALWAYS someone in
the bathroom. <wait 250>Creepy!
<k>
<p>
Y'know, it's kinda necessary
to have access to a
bathroom now and then...
<k> K[h} <keyxon>
This guy is Glitz Pit Security.
<dkey><wait 300></dkey>
He has to keep watch on this
particular area.
<k>
<p>
I sure wouldn't want to get
on this guy's bad side.<wait 250> I bet
he's buffer than the fighters.
<k> gQmRG[X <keyxon>
That's the Koopinator.
<dkey><wait 300></dkey>
He definitely looks tough.
<k>
<p>
When we fight against him,
it'd be a good idea to have
a strategy from the get-go.
<k> gQbg <keyxon>
That guy's Spiky Joe.
<dkey><wait 300></dkey>
He's a major-leaguer, so
we'll see him in the ring.
<k>
<p>
He's super-proud of his hard
shell and the pointy spike
on top of it. <wait 250>Whatever.
<k> n}[uX <keyxon>
That's Hamma Jamma.
<dkey><wait 300></dkey>
He must be one of the
strongest major-leaguers.
<k>
<p>
He's got a hammer, like you
do.<wait 300> I think that hammer is
REALLY important to him.
<k> EmR <keyxon>
That's Shellshock.
<dkey><wait 300></dkey>
He seems to be totally on
top of his game.
<k>
<p>
For some reason, though, I
think he's just a big softie.
<wait 300>
Maybe I'm thinking too much...
<k>  