stg3_tou_25_kur Whoa, totally AWESOME!
<k>
<p>
Check it out, Mario!<wait 250> 
Someone's about to catch a
beating up there!
<k> stg3_tou_25_nok Wow!<wait 100> This place is so cool!
<k>
<p>
Hey, Mario, look up there!
<wait 250>
There's a battle match going
on right now!
<k> stg3_tou_25_win Oh, dear me!<wait 100> What a
positively glorious venue!
<k>
<p>
Oh, mercy, Mario!<wait 100> Look there!
<wait 250>
Those two brutes are about
to have at each other!
<k> stg3_tou_26 That's right!<wait 250> Unh!<wait 250> I think
it's about time for you to
<wait 250>
<dynamic 4.0>
FEEL THE RAAAAAWK!
<k> stg3_tou_27 OOOOOOOOOF!
<wait 1000> stg3_tou_28 Stay down, pincushion!
<wait 250>
You don't want more of this!
<wait 250>
Why'd you even show up?
<k>
<p>
Yeah, you hear me talking,
Wimpy!<wait 250> Stay outta the ring,
or feel the burn, baby!
<k>
<p>
Tell you what: <wait 100>do about a
million push-ups and then
come see Uncle Rawk Hawk!
<k>
<p>
I'll give you another world-
class spanking and send you
crying home to Momma again!
<k> stg3_tou_29 Hooooo-WEEEEEEE! <wait 100>Champ!
<wait 300>
That was a grade-A whuppin'!
<wait 250>
Yer thoughts on the match!
<k> stg3_tou_30 You call that a match?
<wait 300>
Ain't there a fighter out
there who can challenge me?
<k>
<p>
No! <wait 100>No one can! <wait 250>Hear me?<wait 250> 
Ain't a fighter out there that
can even make me sweat!
<k>
<p>
They're all a bunch of little
crybabies, running around
in stinky diapers!
<k>
<p>
You got a bone to pick?!?<wait 250> 
Come fight me! <wait 100>Bring it!
<wait 300>
I'll take on anyone!
<k>
<p>
You weaklings might as well
stick to video-game fighting,
OK?<wait 250> 'Cause I'll hurt you.
<k>
<p>
<o><dynamic 3>
YEAH!<wait 250> NUMBER ONE, BABY!!!
<wait 300>
RAWK HAWK IS THE CHAMP!
<wait 250><shake>
Harharharharharharharhar!
<k> stg3_tou_31_kur Whoa!<wait 250> Look, Mario!
<k>
<p>
There! <wait 100>On the champ's belt!
<wait 250>
Isn't that a Crystal Star?
<k> stg3_tou_31_nok Umm... <wait 100>You see that, Mario?
<k>
<p>
The thing on that shiny belt!
<wait 250>
Is that a Crystal Star?
<k> stg3_tou_31_win Oh, my word! <wait 250>Mario!
<k>
<p>
On that uncouth bird's belt!
<wait 250>
Is that a Crystal Star?
<k> stg3_tou_32_kur Yeah, yeah, it totally is!
<wait 250>
Look at it sparkle!<wait 250> Gotta
be a Crystal Star!
<k>
<p>
Why would that be in a
sweaty old pit like this?
<k> stg3_tou_32_nok Yeah...<wait 250> Yeah!<wait 100> It's gotta be!
<wait 250>
That sparkle's a Crystal Star!
<k>
<p>
Umm... <wait 100>But that doesn't make
much sense at all.<wait 250> Why would
it be on that guy's belt?
<k> stg3_tou_32_win Yes, I do believe it is!
<wait 250>
That wonderful sparkle is
yet another Crystal Star!
<k>
<p>
...But such a tawdry place to
find it...<wait 250> Why would it be here,
of all places?
<k> stg3_tou_77 Squarin' off next, folks...
<wait 500>
are the Hoppin' Hardheads...<wait 250> 
the GOOMBA BROS.!
<k>
<p>
Aaaaaand...<wait 250> A newcomer with
a hankerin' for hammerin',
the Greeeeeat GONZALES!
<k>
<p>
The Goomba Bros. have been
waitin' an' gettin' all het up
for the fight.<wait 250> Let's check in!
<k> stg3_tou_78 How do, Goomba Bros.!
<wait 300>
How're y'all feelin' today?<wait 250> 
You ready fer this fight?
<k> stg3_tou_79 Ha!<wait 250> Are you kidding, man?<wait 250> 
<wait 300>
We're ALWAYS ready to bonk
a fool or two!
<k>
<p>
Who is this Gonzales rookie?
<wait 300>
A cocky idiot, that's who!<wait 250> 
Waiting just makes us mad!
<k>
<p>
We're gonna teach this tardy
punk how to respect fighters
with seniority!
<k>
<p>
I think maybe you oughta call
an ambulance for him now,
just to save time later!
<k> stg3_tou_80 <dynamic 3>
Hot-diggety-DANG, fight fans!
<wait 250>
There's the Great Gonzales
now, stridin' on up!
<k>
<p>
I tell you, this rookie's got
some guts, strollin' up late
like he owns the place! <wait 250>Hoo!
<k> stg3_tou_81 OK, now, Gonzales, listen up.
<wait 250>
Lemme just explain the rules
of the match real quick...
<k> stg3_tou_82 <dynamic 3>
Have a bonk, punk!
<wait 500> stg3_tou_83_kur They...<wait 250> Those total COWARDS!
<wait 250>
Those chickens attacked us
before the bell rang!
<k>
<p>
Oh, that is IT! <wait 250>Come on!
<wait 250>
We aren't losing to punks
like them!<wait 250> Let's waste 'em!
<k> stg3_tou_83_nok Hey!<wait 100> That's no fair!<wait 100> You can't
attack before the bell rings!<wait 250> 
That's cheating!
<k>
<p>
Come on, Mario!<wait 250> We can't let
a bunch of cheaters beat us.
<wait 250>
Let's take them down!
<k> stg3_tou_83_win What sort of base cowards
attack before the match
officially begins?<wait 250> Honestly!
<k>
<p>
Come on, Mario, darling!
<wait 250>
We shan't lose to lowlifes!
<wait 250>
Let's teach them a lesson!
<k> stg3_tou_84 <dynamic 3>
Aw, quit crying, will ya?
</dynamic>
<wait 300>
That was just a little 
welcome gift for the rookie!
<k>
<p>
<dynamic 3>
Where's our thank-you?!?
</dynamic>
<k> stg3_tou_85 <dynamic 3>
Awww, poor little rookie!
</dynamic>
<wait 300>
You didn't really think you
could beat us, did you?!?
<k>
<p>
Pro battling isn't easy!
<wait 250>
Go wash that mustache and
come back sometime! <wait 250>Ha!
<k> stg3_tou_86 <wave>
Uuuuuuuuuurgh...
<k> stg3_tou_87 <dynamic 3>
The Great Gonzales wins!
</dynamic>
<wait 300>
Tell me, son, what was this
first taste of victory like?
<o> stg3_tou_87_yn <select 0 3 0 60>
That battle was savage!
Eh. It was OK, I guess.
That fight? What a joke. stg3_tou_88 <p>
I'll tell you what I just
saw, folks:<wait 100> a whuppin'!
<wait 250>
This kid's got skills!
<k>
<p>
We got ourselves a new hero!
<wait 250>
Let's hear it for him, folks!
<wait 250>
<dynamic 3>
Yeah!<wait 250> The Great Gonzales!
<k> stg3_tou_257 <dynamic 3.0>
And now...<wait 100>today's main event!
</dynamic>
<wait 250>
The major league awaits the
11th-ranked Great Gonzales...
<k>
<p>
But only if he can beat the
10th-ranked powerhouses...
<wait 400>
The Iron Adonis Twins!
<k> stg3_tou_258_00 First, let's get the Merciless
Executioner in here, folks!
<wait 250>
THE GRRRREAT GONZALES!
<k> stg3_tou_258_01 <small>
<scale 0.67>
GOOONZALES!
<wait 3000> stg3_tou_258_02 <small>
<scale 0.67>
Kick their
iron tails!
<wait 3000> stg3_tou_258_03 <small>
<scale 0.67>
Don't you dare
lose, dude!
<wait 3000> stg3_tou_258_04 <small>
<scale 0.67>
Love that
mustache!
<wait 3000> stg3_tou_259 Hooooooooo-WEEEEEEEEEE!
<wait 250>
The Great Gonzales!
<wait 250>
How're you feelin'?
<o> stg3_tou_259_yn <select 0 0 0 60>
OK, I guess.
Just perfect, thanks.
BUUUUUUUUURP! stg3_tou_260 <p>
Whoa, nelly!<wait 250> You heard the
fella, folks!<wait 250> He's obviously
itchin' to mix it up some!
<k> stg3_tou_261_00 <dynamic 3.0>
Whoa!<wait 250> On stage right, folks!
<wait 250>
The metal monsters arrive!
<wait 250>
THE IRON ADONIS TWINS!
<k> stg3_tou_261_01 <small>
<scale 0.67>
Good gravy!
<wait 3000> stg3_tou_261_02 <small>
<scale 0.67>
Iron 'em out!
<wait 3000> stg3_tou_261_03 <small>
<scale 0.67>
Whoa! Are
spikes legal?
<wait 3000> stg3_tou_262 Hyuk hyuk!<wait 250> Your challenger
is real confident, boys!
<wait 250>
Yep, he's talkin' trash...
<k>
<p>
"Iron Adonis Twins?" he said.
<wait 250>
"More like Paper Dog-Face
Bros.!<wait 250> ...And they stink!"
<k>
<p>
And then he said: <wait 100>"I bet
they just play video games
an' cry when they lose!"
<k>
<p>
Um, yeah, and then he said...
<wait 250>
"Outie belly buttons run in
their family! <wait 250>Stinkwads!"
<k>
<p>
...And so on.<wait 400> Yep.
<k> stg3_tou_263 <dynamic 3>
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?
</dynamic><wait 500>
How does he know Mom has
an outie? <wait 250>That jerk!
<k>
<p>
We're gonna blend you up
into a smoothie, pal!<wait 250> And
then we're gonna drink ya!
<k>
<p>
Oh, and one more thing...
<k>
<p>
Only smelly stinkwads call
other people stinkwads!
<wait 250>
Understand, stinkwad?
<k> stg3_tou_264 Simmer down there, Bro.
<wait 400>
You!<wait 250> Stinkwad!<wait 250> You're gonna
regret opening your yap, pal!
<k>
<p>
See these bods? <wait 250>Solid iron.
<wait 250>
See these spikes?<wait 250> Yeah, they
penetrate any substance.
<k>
<p>
So, basically, what I'm telling
you is that whatever you try
will be completely useless.
<k>
<p>
Think that over in the very
short time you have left
with a functional brain.
<k> stg3_tou_265 The fateful battle's here!
<wait 250>
The bell's finally rung!
<k> stg3_tou_266_kur We're gonna do it!<wait 250> We make
the major league if we win!
<wait 250>
Get psyched, Mario!
<k> stg3_tou_266_nok Wow!<wait 250> If we win, we'll actually
be in the major league!
<wait 250>
Let's show our stuff!
<k> stg3_tou_266_win Good gracious, we'll make the
major league if we prevail!
<wait 250>
I like our chances!
<k> stg3_tou_267_kur Mario!<wait 250> C'mon, now!<wait 250> We're
gonna win this time around!<wait 250> 
You gotta believe!
<k> stg3_tou_267_nok Ummm...<wait 250> OK, Mario.<wait 250> Are we
gonna do it this time?
<k> stg3_tou_267_win Come on, now, sugar pie!
<wait 250>
Let's teach these hooligans
a thing or two this time!
<k> stg3_tou_267_yos Gonzales!<wait 250> Lemme at 'em!
<wait 250>
We're gonna take these
punks this time!
<k> stg3_tou_268 Bluh huh huh huh huh...
<wait 250>
Give up now!
<k> stg3_tou_269 Well, stinkwads, you're about
to learn about our skills
the hard way.
<k> stg3_tou_270 Bluh huh huh huh huh...
<wait 250>
Stinkwad's challenging us
again.<wait 250> He never learns!
<k> stg3_tou_271 Looks like he brought some
new, shrimpy partner...<wait 100>as if
that's gonna help him!
<k> stg3_tou_272 YEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWCH!
<wait 400>
You spiked me right in the...
<wait 250>
THAT REALLY HURT!
<k>
<p>
Our iron bodies and pointy
nastiness are being used
against us! <wait 250>No fair!
<k> stg3_tou_273 Oh, dang, Bro!<wait 250> Has he
discovered our weak points?
<k> stg3_tou_274 Bluh huh huh huh huh...
<wait 250>
How'd you like that?<wait 250> We tried
to tell you, but nooooooo...
<k> stg3_tou_274_01 If you want another piece
of pummel pie, have a bath
and come on back! <wait 250>Punk!
<k> stg3_tou_275 Oooooooooorg...
<k> stg3_tou_276 Do we have to go back to
the minor league now, Bro?
<wait 250>
I think I'm gonna be sick.
<k> stg3_tou_277 <dynamic 3.0>
Cooooooooongratulations!!
</dynamic>
<wait 250>
Great Gonzales!<wait 250> With this win,
you made the major league!
<k>
<p>
Now, THAT, folks, was what I
call a wiiiiild an' wooly fight!
<wait 250>
A diggety-dang DOOZY! 
<k>
<p>
Keep it up, kid! <wait 250>You're goin'
places, I can tell!<wait 250> Hoo-wee!
<k>
<p>
C'mon, now, folks, give it up!
<wait 250>
We got a new major-leaguer!
<wait 250>
<dynamic 3>
LET'S HEAR IT FOR HIM!!!
<k> stg3_tou_403 <dynamic 3.0>
GONZAAAAAAAAAAAAALES!
<k> stg3_tou_403_01 <dynamic 3.0>
Whoa, nelly!<wait 250> I don't believe
my eyes, folks!<wait 250> The Iron
Adonis Twins are in a rage!
<k> stg3_tou_404 You made us look like suckers
the other day,<wait 250> and now
you're gonna pay for it!
<k>
<p>
Awww... <wait 250>A little tired from
your match, Great Stinkwad?
<wait 250>
Too bad! <wait 250>Prepare for pain!
<k> stg3_tou_405 Yeah, now who's laughing,
huh?<wait 250> Us, that's who!
<wait 250>
Bluh huh huh huh huh...
<k> stg3_tou_406 Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuurgh...
<wait 250>
We lost, after all that...<wait 250> 
We reek.
<k> stg3_tou_406_01 <dynamic 3.0>
Whoa!<wait 250> Talk about carnage!
<wait 250>
Great Gonzales goes down!
<k>
<p>
An unsanctioned match like
this won't affect his rankin',
but hoo-WEE!<wait 250> What a beatin'!
<k>
<p>
The gauntlet's been thrown
down!<wait 250> What'll happen next?
<wait 250>
Who knows, but it'll be wild!
<k>
<p>
Until next time, everyone...<wait 250> 
See ya!
<k> stg3_tou_403_02 <dynamic 3.0>
Hoooooooo-WEEEEEEEEEE!<wait 250> 
That's our Great Gonzales,
friends and neighbors!
<k>
<p>
Kid don't even blink when
the Iron Adonis Twins barge
in and attack! <wait 250>Woo!
<k>
<p>
Tough!<wait 250> He's too dang tough!
<wait 250>
Yeah, this kid is only bound
for bigger things, folks!
<k>
<p>
Until next time, everyone...
<wait 250>
See ya!
<k> stg3_tou_403_04 <dynamic 3.0>
MAAAAAAAAARIOOOOOOO!!!
<k> stg3_tou_403_05 <dynamic 3.0>
Whoa! <wait 250>Another fighter's
stormin' in, screamin' his fool
head off about somethin'!
<k>
<p>
Gonzales has lots of foes,
folks! <wait 250>Some who don't even
know his name! <wait 250>Will he live?
<k> stg3_tou_403_06 Word on the street was that
some mustached doofus was
in Glitzville...<wait 250>and lookee here!
<k>
<p>
Talk about perfect timing!
<wait 250>
And now all these folks get
to watch me murdalize you!
<k> stg3_tou_403_06_01 Gwaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha!
<wait 250>
I am gonna DESTROY you!
<wait 250>
And I have witnesses!<k> stg3_tou_403_06_02 Owf!<wait 250> Well, I'd expect nothing
less from you, Mario!<wait 250> Figures
you'd get some licks in!
<k> stg3_tou_403_06_03 <dynamic 3><shake>
AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!
<k> stg3_tou_403_07 <dynamic 3>
GAAAAAAH HA HA HA HA HA!
</dynamic><wait 250>
I KNEW I would rock you!
<wait 250>
Oh, that's GOTTA sting!
<k>
<p>
Man, I'm feeling about a
million times better!<wait 250> I'm
gonna go grab a soak.
<k> stg3_tou_403_08 <wave>
Gruuuuuuuuuuurgh...
<k> stg3_tou_403_09 <dynamic 3.0>
Whoa!<wait 250> Great Gonzales lost!
<wait 250>
Who woulda thunk it, folks?
<k>
<p>
Who was that mystery
fighter, anyhoo?<wait 250> It's one
mystery after another!
<k> stg3_tou_403_10 <dynamic 3.0>
Hoo! <wait 250>That's our Gonzales!
<wait 250>
He don't even bat an eye
when some nut ambushes him!
<k>
<p>
Tough!<wait 100> Yer too tough, son!
<wait 250>
And yer only gonna get
tougher! Stay tuned, folks!
<k>
<p>
Until next time, everyone...<wait 250> 
See ya!
<k> stg3_tou_305 <dynamic 3>
Whoa!<wait 250> Hold the phone, folks!
<wait 250>
What in tarnation is going
on here?!?
<k>
<p>
The Great Gonzales is flyin'
solo this time! <wait 250>How's he
gonna survive all alone?
<k> stg3_tou_411 <dynamic 3.0>
Now fer today's main event!
</dynamic>
<wait 250>
The top dog of the major
league...<wait 250> The Great Gonzales...
<k>
<p>
...Is finally gonna throw down
with the champ!<wait 250> The one...
<wait 250>
the only...<wait 250>RAWK HAWK!
<k> stg3_tou_412 First to enter the ring...
<wait 250>
The Feral Nuclear Reactor!
<wait 250>
RAAAAAWWWK HAAAAWWWK!
<k> stg3_tou_413 OH, YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!
<k> stg3_tou_413_01 <small>
<scale 0.67>
YOU GO, CHAMP!
<wait 1000> stg3_tou_413_02 <small>
<scale 0.67>
RAWWWK HIM!
<wait 1000> stg3_tou_413_03 <small>
<scale 0.67>
EEEEEEEEEE!
<wait 1000> stg3_tou_413_04 <small>
<scale 0.67>
YOU RAWK MY
WORLD, MAN!
<wait 1000> stg3_tou_414 Hooooo, DOGGIES! <wait 400>Champ!
<wait 250>
How're you feelin', son?
<wait 250>
Yer challenger's a handful!
<k> stg3_tou_415 He don't want a handful of
THIS!<wait 250> Unh-unh! <wait 250>There's only
one champ...<wait 100>and it's ME!
<k>
<p>
Even if this Gonzales wuss
ever shows up, what's he
gonna do, huh? <wait 250>NOTHING! 
<k> stg3_tou_416 But the Great Gonzales made
it to the top of the majors
faster than anyone, ever!
<k>
<p>
He even got up there faster
than YOU did, Champ! <wait 250>What
you got to say about that?
<k> stg3_tou_417 What do I have to say?
<wait 400>
<dynamic 3>
PBBBBBBBTTHHHHBBTH!
</dynamic>
<wait 400>
THAT'S what! 
<k>
<p>
Who cares what this guy
did to a bunch of chumps?!?
<wait 250>
'Cause now he gets RAWKED!
<k> stg3_tou_418 And now for our challenger...
<wait 250>
The Merciless Executioner...
<wait 250>
THE GRRREAT GOOONZALES!!!
<k> stg3_tou_419 ...Hold the phone, folks!
<k>
<p>
What the hey's going on?
<wait 250>
What happened to the Great
Gonzales?!?
<k> stg3_tou_420 Harharharharharharhar!
<wait 250>
I'll tell you what happened!
<wait 250>
He fears the RAWWWWWWWK!
<k> stg3_tou_421 Hoo-WEE! <wait 250>What a stupefyin'
development, folks!
<k>
<p>
Did the Great Gonzales really
turn yella an' head fer the
hills like a dog?!?
<k>
<p>
I tell you what, folks...
<wait 250>
If he don't show soon, he's
a-gonna forfeit the match!
<k> stg3_tou_424 The moment you been waitin'
for, folks!<wait 250> The Great Gonzales
just entered the arena!
<k> stg3_tou_425 <small>
<scale 0.67>
GONZALES!!!
GONZALES!!!
<wait 1000> stg3_tou_426 <small>
<scale 0.67>
GONZALES!!!
GONZALES!!!
<wait 1000> stg3_tou_427 <small>
<scale 0.67>
GONZALES!!!
GONZALES!!!
<wait 1000> stg3_tou_428 <small>
<scale 0.67>
GONZALES!!!
GONZALES!!!
<wait 1000> stg3_tou_429 <small>
<scale 0.67>
GONZALES!!!
GONZALES!!!
<wait 1000> stg3_tou_430_kur Wow, looks like we actually
made it!<wait 250> And listen to those
cheers, Mario! <wait 250>They love you!
<k>
<p>
C'mon, let's go put this
oversized rooster in his
place, huh?!
<k> stg3_tou_430_nok Phew! <wait 250>We made it...<wait 100>barely.
<wait 250>
Listen to all those cheers!
<wait 250>
Your fans are out in force!
<k>
<p>
Come on, let's get in there
and beat this guy!
<k> stg3_tou_430_win Well, I daresay we've made
it in time!<wait 250> And it sounds like
the fans approve!
<k>
<p>
Ah, it reminds me so much
of my time on stage! <wait 250>Let's go
give that chicken what for!
<k> stg3_tou_430_yos Looks like we made it, dude!
<wait 250>
And the crowd is LOVING US!
<wait 250>
We are STARS, baby!
<k>
<p>
Come on, let's go lay the
smack down on that big
chicken!
<k> stg3_tou_430_01 <small>
<scale 0.67>
You rock, man!
<wait 2000> stg3_tou_430_02 <small>
<scale 0.67>
YEAH! YOU
THE PLUMBER!
<wait 2000> stg3_tou_430_03 <small>
<scale 0.67>
GONZAALES!
<wait 2000> stg3_tou_430_04 <small>
<scale 0.67>
YOU'RE LATE!
<wait 2000> stg3_tou_430_05 <small>
<scale 0.67>
FRY THIS GUY!
<wait 2000> stg3_tou_431 Just listen to this crowd
hoot 'n' holler fer the
challenger, Great Gonzales!
<k>
<p>
Will his hammer of hurt 'n'
harm be enough to rock the
Rawk Hawk's socks?
<k>
<p>
Now, at long last, the battle
to end all battles is here!
<wait 250>
Let's keep it clean, boys!
<k> stg3_tou_432_kur OK, Mario, this is it!
<wait 250>
A match with the champ!
<wait 250>
Let's destroy this guy!
<k> stg3_tou_432_nok Well, Mario, here's our chance.
<wait 250>
We're fighting this monster.
<wait 250>
I'll be right behind you!
<k> stg3_tou_432_win Well, here we are, dear.
<wait 250>
At last, we fight the champ.
<wait 250>
Let's take him, shall we?
<k> stg3_tou_432_yos All right, Gonzales!
<wait 250>
We're fighting the champ!
<wait 250>
I'M...<wait 100>SO...<wait 100>FIRED...<wait 100>UP!
<k> stg3_tou_433 Harharharharharharhar!
<wait 250>
You wimps should've stayed
locked up, safe and sound!
<k> stg3_tou_434_kur What?<wait 250> What are you saying?
<k>
<p>
Don't tell me it was YOU
who got that security guard
to lock us up!
<k> stg3_tou_434_nok What do you mean by that?
<k>
<p>
Are you... <wait 250>Are you saying it
was you who got us locked up
by that security guard?
<k> stg3_tou_434_win Whatever does THAT mean,
you awful chicken?
<k>
<p>
Am I to understand that it
was you who got the security
guard to lock us away?
<k> stg3_tou_434_yos What kind of trash-talking
are you doing now?
<k>
<p>
Wait... <wait 250>Did YOU get that
security guard to lock us
in the locker room?
<k> stg3_tou_435 You're darn right I did!
<wait 250>
I also sent you that
poisoned cake, suckers!
<k>
<p>
That's what happens when
you mess with me, baby!
<wait 250>
You meet the pain train!
<k> stg3_tou_435_01_kur So YOU'RE the jerk that's
been sending us mean e-mails
about the Crystal Star!
<k> stg3_tou_435_01_nok So it WAS you!<wait 250> You're the
guy who's been sending
us Crystal Star hate mail!
<k> stg3_tou_435_01_win So, it was you, after all!
<wait 250>
You sent those threats about
the Crystal Star!
<k> stg3_tou_435_01_yos So YOU'RE the coward who's
been sending nasty e-mails
about the Crystal Star!
<k> stg3_tou_435_02 Huh?<wait 250> I have no idea what
you're babbling about now.
<wait 250>
What's a Crystal Star?
<k>
<p>
No, wait...<wait 250> I DON'T CARE!
<wait 250>
I may not play exactly fair,
but I got skills, punks!
<k>
<p>
And now, you're about to
meet 'em all, baby! <wait 250>Prepare
to be RAAAAAAAAWKED!
<k> stg3_tou_436_kur This time...<wait 250>we're gonna take
this loser!
<k> stg3_tou_436_nok C'mon! <wait 250>We can beat him this
time, I just know it!
<k> stg3_tou_436_win Let's do away with this angry
chicken this time, hmm?
<k> stg3_tou_436_yos We're gonna rock this guy's
world this time!<wait 250> Yeah!
<k> stg3_tou_436_01 Hey, it doesn't matter how
many times you try... <wait 250>I can
RAAAWWWWWK all day!
<k>
<p>
This is gonna be even more
fun than last time!
<k> stg3_tou_436_02 Pbbbth!<wait 250> Not too shabby!
<wait 250>
You're better than I thought.
<wait 250>
This may actually be fun!
<k>
<p>
Don't get your head swelled,
though, 'cause you got a
ways to go!<wait 250> Check this out!
<k> stg3_tou_436_03 TIME TO RAAAAAAAWK!
<k> stg3_tou_436_04 Man, you're kinda annoying!
<wait 250>
How DARE you turn the Rawk
back on the Hawk?!?
<k>
<p>
I should've just taken care
of you before the battle.
<wait 250>
I'm getting lazy, I guess.
<k>
<p>
Well, since it's come down
to this, I guess I got no
choice but to...
<k> stg3_tou_436_05 GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
<k>
<p>
Bah!<wait 250> I've only just begun
to RAAAAAWWWWWWK!
<k> stg3_tou_436_06 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
<k>
<p>
I... <wait 250>Rawk Hawk...<wait 250> The champ...
<wait 250>
The undefeated master...
<wait 250>
I've lost to...<wait 100>such losers...
<k> stg3_tou_437 You scum!
<k> stg3_tou_438 <wave>
Yuuuuuurgh...
<k> stg3_tou_439 <dynamic 3>
Folks, I feel like my eyes
just popped outta my head!
<wait 250>
We got ourselves a miracle!
<k>
<p>
Technique versus technique!
<wait 250>
Raw power versus raw power!
<wait 250>
A clash of superhumans!
<k>
<p>
Folks, this was truly,
honestly, without question,
no doubt, absolutely...
<k>
<p>
The most legendary, amazin',
improbable, history-makin'
bout of all TIME!
<k>
<p>
And the victor in this
match fer the ages was...
<wait 250>
THE GRRRREAT GONZAAALES!
<k>
<p>
Congratulations, Gonzales!
<wait 250>
Yer the champion, son!!
<k>
<p>
Give him a hand, folks!
<wait 250>
The new Glitz Pit champ!
<wait 250>
THE GRRRRREAT GONZALES!
<k> stg3_tou_440 <small>
<scale 0.67>
GONZALES!!!
GONZALES!!!
<wait 2000> stg3_tou_441 <small>
<scale 0.67>
GONZALES!!!
GONZALES!!!
<wait 2000> stg3_tou_442 <small>
<scale 0.67>
GONZALES!!!
GONZALES!!!
<wait 2000> stg3_tou_443 <small>
<scale 0.67>
GONZALES!!!
GONZALES!!!
<wait 2000> stg3_tou_444 <small>
<scale 0.67>
GONZALES!!!
GONZALES!!!
<wait 2000> stg3_tou_re_086 <dynamic 3.0>
Now, for today's main event!
</dynamic>
<wait 250>
After coming back to take
the major league's top rank...
<k>
<p>
...the Great Gonzales will
finally challenge the
champion, Rawk Hawk!
<k> stg3_tou_re_087 First to make his entrance,
we have the Feral Nuclear
Reactor...<wait 250>Rawk Hawk!
<k> stg3_tou_re_088 WOOHOO!
<k> stg3_tou_re_089 <small>
<scale 0.67>
CHAMP!
<wait 1000> stg3_tou_re_090 <small>
<scale 0.67>
KICK HIM!
<wait 1000> stg3_tou_re_091 <small>
<scale 0.67>
EEEEEEEEEEE!
<wait 1000> stg3_tou_re_092 <small>
<scale 0.67>
RAWK HIM!
<wait 1000> stg3_tou_re_093 Well, Champ, tell us about
your mind-set!<wait 250> After all,
<wait 250>
today's challenger is...
<k>
<p>
The Great Gonzales, the only
man to ever wrestle the belt
away from you!
<k> stg3_tou_re_094 That's all ancient history!
<wait 250>
There's only one true champ,
and that guy is Rawk Hawk!
<k>
<p>
One of us is walking out of
here with the belt, and the
other one's getting RAWKED!
<k> stg3_tou_re_095 But, Champ, Gonzales showed
no signs of rust in climbing
back up the ranks...
<k>
<p>
He shattered his own
records, one after another!
<wait 250>
How does THAT strike you?
<k> stg3_tou_re_096 Hey, shut your trap or this
Gonzales won't be the only
one feeling the RAAAAWK!
<k>
<p>
I'm the champ, end of story!
<wait 250>
I'm a legend!<wait 250> And this legend
is about to RAWK that dude!
<k> stg3_tou_re_097 Big words from the champ!
<wait 250>
And now, the challenger,
who needs no introduction!
<k>
<p>
The former champ returns!!
<wait 250>
The Superstar Sequel...
<wait 250>
The GREAT GOOOOOONZALES!
<k> stg3_tou_re_098 <small>
<scale 0.67>
GONZALES!!!
GONZALES!!!
<wait 1000> stg3_tou_re_099 <small>
<scale 0.67>
GONZALES!!!
GONZALES!!!
<wait 1000> stg3_tou_re_100 <small>
<scale 0.67>
GONZALES!!!
GONZALES!!!
<wait 1000> stg3_tou_re_101 <small>
<scale 0.67>
GONZALES!!!
GONZALES!!!
<wait 1000> stg3_tou_re_102 <small>
<scale 0.67>
JUMPMAN!
Wait, who?
<wait 1000> stg3_tou_re_103_kur Wow, listen to those cheers!
<wait 250>
People are totally pumped
up for this match, huh?
<k>
<p>
Let's hit that ring!
<k> stg3_tou_re_103_nok Sheesh, listen to the crowd!
<wait 250>
I'd say everyone's pretty
excited for this fight!
<k>
<p>
Let's get up there!
<k> stg3_tou_re_103_win My, what incredible cheers!
<wait 250>
Fans do love their title
matches, don't they?
<k>
<p>
Let's make our entrance!
<k> stg3_tou_re_103_yos Whoa, they're going nuts!
<wait 250>
Title matches are so
awesome!<wait 250> This RULES!
<k>
<p>
Let's do this!
<k> stg3_tou_re_103_viv Wow, what a spectacle!
<wait 250>
I had no idea pro fights were
this loud and intense!
<k>
<p>
Let's head up!
<k> stg3_tou_re_103_bom Good gravy, such hubbub!
<wait 250>
These fans are rather rabid
for our fight, I should say!
<k>
<p>
Let's have it out!
<k> stg3_tou_re_103_chu My, my, my! <wait 250>They love us!
<wait 250>
I could get used to this
sort of adoration...
<k>
<p>
Let's give the crowd what
they want, hmm?
<k> stg3_tou_re_110 <small>
<scale 0.67>
ROCK ON, MAN!
<wait 2000> stg3_tou_re_111 <small>
<scale 0.67>
EEEEEEEEEEE!
<wait 2000> stg3_tou_re_112 <small>
<scale 0.67>
GOOONZALES!
<wait 2000> stg3_tou_re_113 <small>
<scale 0.67>
HE'S BACK!
<wait 2000> stg3_tou_re_114 <small>
<scale 0.67>
YOU THE MAN!
<wait 2000> stg3_tou_re_115 Listen to the crowd give it
up for the brave challenger,
the Great Gonzales!
<k>
<p>
It's been a while since these
two met...<wait 250>but who will emerge
victorious this time?
<k>
<p>
The battle is ready to begin!
<wait 250>
Ring that bell!
<k> stg3_tou_re_116_kur OK, Mario, we're finally
fighting this chump again!
<wait 250>
Let's totally wreck him!
<k> stg3_tou_re_116_nok Well, Mario, here we are
again, at last.<wait 250> Don't worry,
I'll give it my all!
<k> stg3_tou_re_116_win OK, Mario, my darling...
<wait 250>
We're back, at long last!
<wait 250>
It's OUR title!
<k> stg3_tou_re_116_yos OK, Gonzales.<wait 250> We were here
before, so this ain't nothing!
<wait 250>
I'm all fired up, baby!
<k> stg3_tou_re_116_viv Well, here we go, Mario.
<wait 250>
A match against the champ!
<wait 250>
Let's get this over with!
<k> stg3_tou_re_116_bom Righty-o, Mario! <wait 250>Fisticuffs 
with the champion, at last!
<wait 250>
I shan't disappoint you!
<k> stg3_tou_re_116_chu OK, love...<wait 250> This is why we've
been fighting...<wait 250>a title match!
<wait 250>
No mercy!
<k> stg3_tou_re_123 Harharharharharhar!
<wait 250>
Time for you to meet the
new, improved Rawk Hawk!
<k>
<p>
Feel the horror of a
world-class RAAAAAWWWKING!
<k> stg3_tou_re_124_kur OK, Mario, let's totally
wreck him!
<k> stg3_tou_re_124_nok Well, Mario, I'll do my best!
<k> stg3_tou_re_124_win OK, Mario, my darling...
<wait 250>
Let's win this, hmm?
<k> stg3_tou_re_124_yos I'm all fired up, baby!
<k> stg3_tou_re_124_viv Well, here we go, Mario.
<wait 250>
Let's get this over with!
<k> stg3_tou_re_124_bom Righty-o, Mario!
<wait 250>
I shan't disappoint you!
<k> stg3_tou_re_124_chu OK, love...<wait 250> No mercy!
<k> stg3_tou_re_131 Rawk Hawk always wins,
baby!<wait 250> He ain't gonna lose
to chumps like YOU!
<k> stg3_tou_re_132 You pathetic little babies!
<wait 250>
The real champion is ME!
<wait 250>
FEEL THE RAWWWWWWK!
<k> stg3_tou_re_133 No!<wait 250> I don't believe this!
<wait 250>
I...<wait 250> Am I actually gonna get
Rawked AGAIN?
<k> stg3_tou_re_134 <dynamic 3>
Who could've seen this
coming?<wait 250> You couldn't PLAN a
more ferocious battle!
<k>
<p>
Wild moves, raw power,
fists and feathers of fury...
<wait 250>
What beautiful destruction!
<k>
<p>
This was without a doubt,
inarguably, definitely,
absolutely, completely...
<k>
<p>
An EXTREEEEEME battle of
the very highest caliber!
<k>
<p>
But there could only be one
winner, and this time, it was
the GREAT GOOOOOONZALES!
<k>
<p>
Congratulations, Gonzales!
<wait 250>
Once again, you're our
champion!!
<k> stg3_tou_re_135 <small>
<scale 0.67>
GONZALES!!!
GONZALES!!!
<wait 2000> stg3_tou_re_136 <small>
<scale 0.67>
GONZALES!!!
GONZALES!!!
<wait 2000> stg3_tou_re_137 <small>
<scale 0.67>
GONZALES!!!
GONZALES!!!
<wait 2000> stg3_tou_re_138 <small>
<scale 0.67>
GONZALES!!!
GONZALES!!!
<wait 2000> stg3_tou_re_139 <small>
<scale 0.67>
GONZALES!!!
GONZALES!!!
<wait 2000> stg3_tou_463 I gotta say, y'all are a
coupla slack-jawed idiots,
sniffin' 'round my business...
<k>
<p>
Now you know my big secret,
I'm afraid yer gonna have to
take a li'l ol' dirt nap.
<k> stg3_tou_464_kur Look, Mario!<wait 250> Up there!
<wait 250>
The real Crystal Star!
<k> stg3_tou_464_nok Wow, Mario! <wait 250>Take a look!
<wait 250>
The Crystal Star!
<k> stg3_tou_464_win My goodness!<wait 250> Mario, there's
the Crystal Star!
<k> stg3_tou_464_yos Gonzales! <wait 250>Up there!<wait 250> That's
the Crystal Star, right?
<k> stg3_tou_465 <dynamic 3>
Hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk!
</dynamic><wait 250>
How you like my machine?
<wait 250>
Pretty dang nice, huh?
<k>
<p>
Yep, I've been suckin' power
from fighters with this baby!
<wait 250>
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!
<k>
<p>
Yer darn tootin'!<wait 250> An' you
know why?<wait 250> 'Cause it keeps
my bod forever young, son!
<k> stg3_tou_465_01_kur Using a Crystal Star to look
good? <wait 250>You're so totally vain!
<wait 250>
You're gonna pay for that!
<k> stg3_tou_465_01_nok How could you use a Crystal
Star just to look better?
<wait 250>
You won't get away with this!
<k> stg3_tou_465_01_win Using a Crystal Star and
innocent fighters to improve
your looks? <wait 250>You're despicable.
<k> stg3_tou_465_01_yos You are such a scumbag!
<wait 250>
You're gonna pay for using
a Crystal Star like that!
<k> stg3_tou_466 Oh, just shut yer traps, now!
<wait 250>
I'll use MY Crystal Star
however I dang please! 
<k>
<p>
Check THIS out!
<k>
<p><dynamic 3><shake>
HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
<wait 750>
<p>
MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSCLE-UP!
<k> stg3_tou_466_01 <dynamic 3><shake>
MAAAAAAAAAACHO GRUBBA!
<k> stg3_tou_467_kur <dynamic 3>Whoa!</dynamic><wait 250> Grubba got huge!
<k> stg3_tou_467_nok <dynamic 3>Wow!</dynamic><wait 250> Grubba got...<wait 250>really big!
<wait 250>
That isn't good!
<k> stg3_tou_467_win <dynamic 3>Oh, my!</dynamic><wait 250> He got quite a bit
larger, didn't he?
<k> stg3_tou_467_yos <dynamic 3>Yow!</dynamic><wait 250> Grubba beefed up!
<k> stg3_tou_468 <dynamic 3>
Hoo-wee!<wait 250> I'm gonna smoosh
you guys into guacamole an'
snack on YER energy, too!
<k> stg3_tou_469 <dynamic 3>
<scale 2.5>
MAAAACHO!
</scale>
<k>
<p>
I'm a powerhouse now, you
pesterin' li'l pieces of
prairie piffle!
<k>
<p>
So long's I have this here
machine, my bod'll be rough,
tough, an' ultrabuff!
<k> stg3_tou_470_kur OK, Mario, I've had just about
enough of this guy's yapping!
<wait 250>
Let's take him down!
<k> stg3_tou_470_nok Mario, we owe it to the other
fighters to teach this maniac
a lesson!<wait 250> C'mon!
<k> stg3_tou_470_win All right, let's finish this
nasty business right now!
<wait 250>
Come on, Mario, dear!
<k> stg3_tou_470_yos Let's rock, Gonzales!
<wait 250>
I'm ready to chew this dude
up and spit him out!
<k> stg3_tou_471_01 <dynamic 3>
<scale 2>
<pos 15 10>
Macho Speed!!
<k> stg3_tou_471_02 <small>
<scale 0.67>
Gnnaaarrgghhh!
<wait 750> stg3_tou_471_03 <dynamic 3>
<scale 2>
<pos 15 10>
Macho build-up!
<k> stg3_tou_471_04 <small>
<scale 0.67>
Munngggghhhh!
<wait 750> stg3_tou_471_05 <dynamic 3>
<scale 2>
<pos 15 10>
Macho Body!!
<k> stg3_tou_471_06 <small>
<scale 0.67>
Hunnnggh!
<wait 750> stg3_tou_471_07 <dynamic 3>
<scale 2>
<pos 15 10>
Macho Footwork!
<k> stg3_tou_471_08 <small>
<scale 0.67>
Hyarrrr!
<wait 750> stg3_tou_471_09 <dynamic 3>
<scale 2>
<pos 15 10>
Macho charge!!
<k> stg3_tou_471_10 <small>
<scale 0.67>
Gyaaa!
<wait 750> stg3_tou_471_11 <dynamic 3>
<scale 2>
<pos 15 10>
Macho Attack!!
<k> stg3_tou_471_12 <small>
<scale 0.67>
Uhyaaa!
<wait 750> stg3_tou_471_13 <dynamic 3>
<scale 2>
<pos 15 10>
Macho Body Press!!
<k> stg3_tou_471_14 <small>
<scale 0.67>
Fnugggh!
<wait 750> stg3_tou_471_15 <dynamic 3>
<scale 2>
<pos 15 10>
Macho Lariat!
<k> stg3_tou_471_16 <small>
<scale 0.67>
Wyyyaahhh!
<wait 750> stg3_tou_471_17 Oh yeah!<wait 250> Keep it spicy!
<wait 250>
You know I love a good
tussle, Gonzales!
<k>
<p>
Keep on scrappin', son!
<wait 250>
'Course, it ain't gonna do
you much good in the end...
<k> stg3_tou_471_18 Not too shabby, Gonzales!
<wait 250>
You got showmanship, an'
that's GOLD in this biz!
<k>
<p>
But this here battle's just
gettin' started!<wait 250> It's time I
showed you some real moves!
<k>
<p>
Back in the day, I had so
many rump-kickin' moves, they
had to make some illegal!
<k> stg3_tou_471_19 <dynamic 3>
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
</dynamic>
<k>
<p>
I ain't finished yet,
Gonzales!!!
<k>
<p>
Ain't over 'til it's over!
<wait 250>
That's the way it goes in
combat sports, son!
<k>
<p>
And lemme tell you somethin':
<wait 250>
fortune's gonna smile on
me in the end, punk!
<k> stg3_tou_471_20 <dynamic 3><shake>
<scale 2.2>
YAAAAARGH!
<k> stg3_tou_473 Noooo... <wait 250>How'd this happen?
<wait 250>
How could a perfect bod like
mine lose to such a chub?
<k>
<p>
Oh...<wait 250>Great...<wait 250>Gonzales...
<wait 250>
Great fight, there, son.
<wait 400>
Great...<wait 250>fight.
<k>
<p>
<wait 250>
Urrrrrrrrrgh...
<k> stg3_tou_473_01 Mr. Champion!
<k> stg3_tou_473_02 ...No, I mean...<wait 250>Mario.
<k>
<p>
Please allow me to offer my
earnest thanks for defeating
that foul Grubba.
<k> stg3_tou_473_03_kur Jolene!
<k> stg3_tou_473_03_nok Ms. Jolene!
<k> stg3_tou_473_03_win Why, Ms. Jolene!
<k> stg3_tou_473_03_yos Jolene!
<k> stg3_tou_473_04 I really have to apologize...
<wait 250>
I'm so sorry that I had to get
you involved...
<k>
<p>
But you must understand...<wait 250> I
had to learn the truth about
this arena by any means.
<k> stg3_tou_473_05 Let me tell you everything.
<k>
<p>
<wait 100>
I had a little brother once,
by the name of Mush. <wait 250>He'd
have done anything for me.
<k>
<p>
Our family was always poor,
so he became a fighter here
to support all of us... 
<k>
<p>
But he suddenly went missing
one day. <wait 250>Our family was
inconsolable.
<k>
<p>
I suspected foul play, so I
got hired on as the manager
and investigated in secret.
<k>
<p>
As I looked for clues about
my brother,<wait 250> I accidentally
saw Mr. Grubba transform.
<k>
<p>
Seeing what I was up against,
I almost gave up hope...<wait 250>and
then you appeared.
<k>
<p>
So I decided to secretly
guide you.
<k> stg3_tou_473_06_kur So, the mysterious X who was
sending those e-mails...
<k> stg3_tou_473_06_nok Ohhh...<wait 250> So, our mysterious X... 
<k> stg3_tou_473_06_win Ah, so our mysterious X was...
<k> stg3_tou_473_06_yos Ah-ha! <wait 250>So, our X buddy was...
<k> stg3_tou_473_07 Correct...<wait 250> It was me.
<k>
<p>
Once I saw you fight, I knew
you were the only one who
could challenge Grubba.
<k> stg3_tou_473_07_01 Now, sir...
<k>
<p>
...No!<wait 250> Not "sir"!<wait 250> Grubba!
<k>
<p>
I want answers, right NOW!
<wait 250>
What did you do with my
precious little brother?
<k>
<p>
<wait 100>
You know exactly what I'm
talking about!<wait 250> The first
champion: <wait 250>PRINCE MUSH!
<k> stg3_tou_473_07_02 Urrrgh...<wait 250> Prince Mush...<wait 250> He...
<wait 500>
He...<wait 250>discovered the secret of
my...<wait 250>power-suckin' machine...
<k>
<p>
I had him...<wait 250>urgh...<wait 250>disappear.
<k>
<p>
Any which way you look at
it...<wait 250>oooog...<wait 250>he ain't around
these parts no more.
<k> stg3_tou_473_07_03 ...<dynamic 3>No!
</dynamic><k>
<p>
I...<wait 250>suspected as much...
<k>
<p>
Oh...<wait 250> Poor, sweet Mush...
<k> stg3_tou_473_07_04_kur Y'know, she came off all
uppity, but she was just a
girl who loved her brother.
<k> stg3_tou_473_07_04_nok Gee... <wait 250>She seemed kind of
aloof, but she really just
loved her brother...
<k> stg3_tou_473_07_04_win The poor dear really seemed
aloof, but in fact, she just
loved her brother so!
<k> stg3_tou_473_07_04_yos Boy, I thought she was kinda
mean, but turns out she was
just worried for her brother!
<k> stg3_tou_473_07_04_01_kur Whoa!<wait 250> Mario, check it out!
<wait 250>
The Crystal Star!
<k> stg3_tou_473_07_04_01_nok Hey!<wait 250> Mario, look up there!
<wait 250>
The Crystal Star!
<k> stg3_tou_473_07_04_01_win Mario, darling, look there!
<wait 250>
The Crystal Star!
<k> stg3_tou_473_07_04_01_yos Wow! <wait 250>Check it out, Gonzales!
<wait 250>
The Crystal Star!
<k> stg3_tou_473_07_05 Whoa...<wait 500> Is this...<wait 300> Am I back in
the Glitz Pit?
<k> stg3_tou_473_07_06 <dynamic 3>
<scale 2.2>
MUSH!!!
<k> stg3_tou_473_07_07 Oh...<wait 500> Is that really you, Sis?
<wait 250>
What are you doing here?
<k>
<p>
I...<wait 300> I was...<wait 250> I was just...
<k> stg3_tou_473_07_08 There, there, Mush.<wait 250> It's OK.
<wait 300>
It's all over...<wait 300>finally...
<k> stg3_tou_473_07_09_kur Wow!<wait 250> The Crystal Star can
do THAT?!?
<k> stg3_tou_473_07_09_nok So...<wait 250> The Crystal Star brought
him back?
<k> stg3_tou_473_07_09_win Mercy me! <wait 250>So THAT'S what
the Crystal Star's capable of!
<k> stg3_tou_473_07_09_yos Is THAT what Crystal Stars
can do?
<k> stg3_tou_473_08 Now, Mario...<wait 250>the Crystal Star
is yours.
<k> stg3_tou_473_09_kur Wow, for real?<wait 250> We can just
take it?
<k> stg3_tou_473_09_nok Ummm... <wait 250>You sure you don't
mind us taking it?
<k> stg3_tou_473_09_win Truly? <wait 250>You don't mind if we
take it?
<k> stg3_tou_473_09_yos Whoa! <wait 250>Are you sure?<wait 250> It's OK
if we just take it?
<k> stg3_tou_473_10 It's better that you have it...
<wait 250>
so that nothing like this will
ever happen again.
<k> stg3_tou_473_11_kur Well, you heard her, Mario!
<wait 250>
Grab it!
<k> stg3_tou_473_11_nok I guess it's OK, then, Mario!
<wait 250>
Let's take it!
<k> stg3_tou_473_11_win Well, darling, you needn't
hesitate!<wait 250> Take it!
<k> stg3_tou_473_11_yos It's all you, Gonzales!
<wait 250>
Nab it, dude!
<k> stg3_tou_475 <system>

You got a Crystal Star!
<k>
<p>
Your Star Power is now 4!
<wait 250>
And Mario learned the
special move Power Lift!
<k> stg3_tou_475_01 <diary>
<wpos -280 100 560 176>
Glitzville's seamy underside
was a dark, dangerous place
seething with conspiracy...
<k>
<p>
With the help of the lovely
Ms. Jolene, Mario revealed
Grubba's true identity...
<k>
<p>
And acquired the third
Crystal Star by defeating
the monstrous Macho Grubba.
<k>
<p>
Grubba had used the power
of the Crystal Star to run
his power-draining machine...
<k>
<p>
What other hidden powers
might these strange and
mystical items possess?
<k> stg3_tou_115 Fer our next battle, we got
the Merciless Executioner,
the GREAT GONZALES <wait 400>and...
<k>
<o> stg3_tou_116_20 <p>
%s...
Yep, a fight to the finish with
%s!
<k> stg3_tou_116_20_01 <dynamic 4>
Get yerselves ready to...
<dkey><wait 500></dkey>
<p><shake><pos 15 10><scale 2>
BAAAAAATTLE!
<k> stg3_tou_117_00_kur We aren't gonna lose to
scrubs like YOU!
<k> stg3_tou_117_01_kur C'mon, Mario!<wait 250> Let's get this
over with!
<k> stg3_tou_117_02_kur See?!?<wait 250> No biggie!
<k> stg3_tou_117_03_kur What did you expect, huh?
<wait 250>
We rock!
<k> stg3_tou_117_00_nok Ummm... <wait 100>OK, we can do this!
<k> stg3_tou_117_01_nok I'll try not to get in
your way, Mario...
<k> stg3_tou_117_02_nok We did it, Mario!<wait 250> Wow!
<k> stg3_tou_117_03_nok We...<wait 250>won?<wait 250> Cool!
<k> stg3_tou_117_00_win Here we go, darling!
<wait 250>
Time to shine!
<k> stg3_tou_117_01_win Mario, darling...<wait 250> Are you
quite ready?
<k> stg3_tou_117_02_win Why, that was no fuss
whatsoever!
<k> stg3_tou_117_03_win Anytime you care for another
lesson, we'll be here! <icon HM 0.6 -20 31 0> 
<k> stg3_tou_117_00_yos Lemme at 'em!<wait 100> Yeah!<wait 100> Bring it!
<wait 250>
You ready for a beating?
<k> stg3_tou_117_01_yos You think you can take me
and Gonzales? <wait 250>HA!
<k> stg3_tou_117_02_yos <dynamic 3>
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
</dynamic><wait 250>
How'd that floor taste?
<k> stg3_tou_117_03_yos That all you got?
<k> stg3_tou_118_00 You. <wait 250>Finally, I get a piece
of you. <wait 250>Finally, we'll see
who's truly stronger.
<k> stg3_tou_118_01 Hmmph...<wait 250> We'll meet in combat
again, I'm sure.<wait 250> I suggest
you practice.
<k> stg3_tou_118_02 <dynamic 3>
ARF! ARF! ARF! ARF! ARF!
<k> stg3_tou_118_03 <dynamic 3>
YIPE! YIPE! YIPE! YIPE!
<k> stg3_tou_118_04 My grandpappy's hammer is
gonna strike you down, man!
<wait 250>
Here it comes!
<k> stg3_tou_118_05 What did you like the best?
<wait 250>
The burning?<wait 250> The beating?
<wait 250>
Or maybe the boomeranging?
<k> stg3_tou_118_06 Foolish mortals...<wait 250> I will drag
you through the gate to
the netherworld!
<k> stg3_tou_118_07 Your screams echo in the
endless void...
<k> stg3_tou_118_08 You, fool, would do well
to fear our dark magic...
<k> stg3_tou_118_09 You are but a poor mortal,
blind to the magic world...
<k> stg3_tou_118_10 <wave>Meeeeork! Meeeeeeork!
</wave>
We'll suck up your SOULS!
<wave>
MEEEEEORK!
<k> stg3_tou_118_11 <wave>Meeeeork! Meeeeeeork!
</wave>
Mmmmmm! <wait 250>You were tasty!
<wave>
MEEEEEORK!
<k> stg3_tou_118_12 So-called Great Gonzales!
<wait 250>
Don't think I'm gonna take
it easy on you, baby!
<k> stg3_tou_118_13 Still got it, baby!
<k> stg3_tou_118_14 Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
<wait 250>
You're gonna be coleslaw,
kid! <wait 250>And that ain't good!
<k> stg3_tou_118_15 Lemme ask you something:
<wait 250>
how does it feel to be
coleslaw?<wait 250> Icky?
<k> stg3_tou_118_16 Wheeee!<wait 250> It's gonna be fun
poking fun at you!
<k> stg3_tou_118_17 We may be tiny, but we just
kicked your heinie!
<k> stg3_tou_118_18 These ultrahard bods just
can't lose!
<k> stg3_tou_118_19 Better work out and bring
it again next time!
<k> stg3_tou_118_20 Heh heh heh heh heh!
<wait 250>
We're awful quick, awful
agile...and just plain awful!
<k>
 stg3_tou_118_21 Heh heh heh heh heh!
<wait 250>
That was too easy! <wait 250>Didn't
think you could keep up!
<k> stg3_tou_118_22 Here we go, Gonzales BOMB!<wait 250> 
I have advice!<wait 250> Just give
up now BOMB-BOMB!
<k> stg3_tou_118_23 We won BOMB-BOMB-BOMB!
<wait 250>
Gonzales is not too tough
BOMB-BOMB!
<k> stg3_tou_118_24 This no take long.<wait 250> This end
in pain for mustache.
<k> stg3_tou_118_25 Pathetic mustache.
<k> stg3_tou_118_26 Prepare to be ensnared,
mystified, and devoured!
<k> stg3_tou_118_27 Like helpless bugs in a web...<wait 250> 
Our latest victims!
<k> stg3_tou_118_28 We're gonna spike-bomb you
into submission, punks!
<k> stg3_tou_118_29 Yeah! <wait 250>How'd you like it?
<wait 250>
Those spikes feel gooooood?
<wait 250>
If you want more, just ask!
<k> stg3_tou_118_30 We're gonna take the skin
off YOUR bones!
<k> stg3_tou_118_31 Pbbbbbbbth!<wait 250> You need more
calcium in your diets!
<k> stg3_tou_118_32 Go ahead... <wait 250>Touch usssssss...<wait 250> 
It won't hurrrrrrrrrrrrt...<wait 250> 
too muchhhhh...
<k> stg3_tou_118_33 We warrrrrrrrrned you...
<wait 250>
It hurrrrrts to touch usssss...
<wait 250>
Hehhhh hehhhhh hehhhhhhh...
<k> stg3_tou_118_34 Meet my peeps, Gonzales!
<wait 250>
I told you we were gonna
square off, and now it's ON!
<k>  stg3_tou_118_35 You're gonna need about ten
years of experience to beat
King K and the KP Koopas!
<k> stg3_tou_118_36 Remember, guys, we're Bros.!<wait 250> 
If we combine our strength,
we'll ruin anybody!
<k> stg3_tou_118_36_01 Guess you underestimated
our Bros. power, huh, punks?
<k> stg3_tou_118_36_02 Teach me, O Master!
<k> stg3_tou_118_36_03 I beat my master!<wait 250> I look
forward to the next lesson!
<k> stg3_tou_118_36_04 You got bad luck, getting
matched up against us.
<k> stg3_tou_118_36_05 Hey, sorry, tough luck...
<wait 250>
No, it wasn't luck!
<wait 250>
We're just too tough!
<k> stg3_tou_118_36_06 Now I'll give you some
nightmares...
<k> stg3_tou_118_36_07 How was that for you?
<wait 250>
Pretty sweet dreams, huh?
<k> stg3_tou_118_36_08 <small>
<scale 0.67>
Spike time.
<wait 750> stg3_tou_118_36_09 <small>
<scale 0.67>
Spike time,
all right.
<wait 750> stg3_tou_118_36_10 <small>
<scale 0.67>
Prepare for
spikage!
<wait 750> stg3_tou_118_37 We gave you a break the
other day, but now it's ON!
<k> stg3_tou_118_38 Bluh huh huh huh huh...
<wait 250>
No one can match the power
of pure IRON!
<k> stg3_tou_118_39 <dynamic 3><wave>
We got ourselves a winner!
<wait 250>
THE GRRRRRREAT GONZALES!
<k> stg3_tou_re_118_39 <dynamic 3><wave>
We got ourselves a winner!
<wait 250>
THE GRRRRRREAT GONZALES!
<k> stg3_tou_re_118_61 <dynamic 3><wave>
We got ourselves a winner!
<wait 250>
%s!!
<k> stg3_tou_118_42 <dynamic 3><wave>
We got ourselves a winner!
<wait 250>
Hamma, Bamma, and Flare!
<k> stg3_tou_118_43 <dynamic 3><wave>
We got ourselves a winner!
<wait 250>
Craw-Daddy!
<k> stg3_tou_118_44 <dynamic 3><wave>
We got ourselves a winner!
<wait 250>
The Magikoopa Masters!
<k> stg3_tou_118_45 <dynamic 3><wave>
We got ourselves a winner!
<wait 250>
The Fuzz!
<k> stg3_tou_118_46 <dynamic 3><wave>
We got ourselves a winner!
<wait 250>
The Shellshockers!
<k> stg3_tou_118_47 <dynamic 3><wave>
We got ourselves a winner!
<wait 250>
The Poker Faces!
<k> stg3_tou_118_48 <dynamic 3><wave>
We got ourselves a winner!
<wait 250>
The Tiny Spinies!
<k> stg3_tou_118_49 <dynamic 3><wave>
We got ourselves a winner!
<wait 250>
The Armored Harriers!
<k> stg3_tou_118_50 <dynamic 3><wave>
We got ourselves a winner!
<wait 250>
The Hand-It-Overs!
<k> stg3_tou_118_51 <dynamic 3><wave>
We got ourselves a winner!
<wait 250>
The Bob-omb Squad!
<k> stg3_tou_118_52 <dynamic 3><wave>
We got ourselves a winner!
<wait 250>
The Punk Rocks!
<k> stg3_tou_118_53 <dynamic 3><wave>
We got ourselves a winner!
<wait 250>
The Mind-Bogglers!
<k> stg3_tou_118_54 <dynamic 3><wave>
We got ourselves a winner!
<wait 250>
Spike Storm!
<k> stg3_tou_118_55 <dynamic 3><wave>
We got ourselves a winner!
<wait 250>
The Dead Bones!
<k> stg3_tou_118_56 <dynamic 3><wave>
We got ourselves a winner!
<wait 250>
The Pokey Triplets!
<k> stg3_tou_118_57 <dynamic 3><wave>
We got ourselves a winner!
<wait 250>
The KP Koopas!
<k> stg3_tou_118_59 <dynamic 3><wave>
We got ourselves a winner!
<wait 250>
The Goomba Bros.!
<k> stg3_tou_118_60 <dynamic 3><wave>
We got ourselves a winner!
<wait 250>
The Armored Harriers!
<k> stg3_tou_118_60_01 <dynamic 3><wave>
We got ourselves a winner!
<wait 250>
Wings of Night!
<k> stg3_tou_118_60_02 <dynamic 3><wave>
We got ourselves a winner!
<wait 250>
Fighter 21!
<k> stg3_tou_118_60_03 <dynamic 3><wave>
We got ourselves a winner!
<wait 250>
Fighter 22!
<k> stg3_tou_118_61 <dynamic 3><wave>
We got ourselves a winner!
<wait 250>
%s!!
<k> stg3_tou_366 Our next battle is between
the Merciless Executioner
<wait 250>
Great Gonzales and...
<k> stg3_tou_367 The metal monsters, the
surly, sculpted savages...
<wait 250>
The Iron Adonis Twins!
<k> stg3_tou_377 Next is today's main event...
<wait 250>
The Merciless Executioner,
Great Gonzales, takes on...
<k>
<p>
The legendary champion...
<wait 250>
The Feral Nuclear Reactor...
<wait 250>
Rawk Hawk!
<k> stg3_tou_378 Next is today's main event...
<wait 250>
A row between the formerly
undefeated Rawk Hawk...
<k>
<p>
And the champion... <wait 250>The only
man to defeat the Hawk...
<wait 250>
the Great Gonzales!
<k> stg3_tou_400_00 You foolish little weaklings!
<wait 250>
It don't matter what you do,
I'm gonna RAWWWWK YOOOOU!
<k> stg3_tou_400_01 Pbbbbbbbbbthththbbbth!
<wait 250>
I never learned the word
"defeat." <wait 250>What's it mean?
<k> stg3_tou_400_02 Gonzales!<wait 250> I'll have that
Champ's Belt back, no matter
who I have to rawk!
<k> stg3_tou_400_03 Harharharharharharharhar!
<wait 250>
I knew I was the only one
fit to wear that belt!
<k> stg3_tou_re_147 In this next battle, we have
the Superstar Sequel...
<wait 250>
The Great Gonzales and...
<k>
<o> stg3_tou_re_149 <p>
%s!
Yes, a furious battle with
%s!
<k> stg3_tou_re_150 <dynamic 4>
Get ready to...
<dkey><wait 500></dkey>
<p><shake><pos 15 10><scale 2>
BRAAAAAWL!
<k> stg3_tou_re_151_kur We aren't gonna lose to
scrubs like YOU!
<k> stg3_tou_re_152_kur C'mon, Mario!<wait 250> Let's get this
over with!
<k> stg3_tou_re_153_kur See?!?<wait 250> No biggie!
<k> stg3_tou_re_154_kur What did you expect, huh?
<wait 250>
We rock!
<k> stg3_tou_re_151_nok Ummm... <wait 100>OK, we can do this!
<k> stg3_tou_re_152_nok I'll try not to get in
your way, Mario...
<k> stg3_tou_re_153_nok We did it, Mario!<wait 250> Wow!
<k> stg3_tou_re_154_nok We...<wait 250>won?<wait 250> Cool!
<k> stg3_tou_re_151_win Here we go, darling!
<wait 250>
Time to shine!
<k> stg3_tou_re_152_win Mario, darling...<wait 250> Are you
quite ready?
<k> stg3_tou_re_153_win Why, that was no fuss
whatsoever!
<k> stg3_tou_re_154_win Anytime you care for another
lesson, we'll be here! <icon HM 0.6 -20 31 0> 
<k> stg3_tou_re_151_yos Lemme at 'em!<wait 100> Yeah!<wait 100> Bring it!
<wait 250>
You ready for a beating?
<k> stg3_tou_re_152_yos You think you can take me
and Gonzales? <wait 250>HA!
<k> stg3_tou_re_153_yos <dynamic 3>
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
</dynamic><wait 250>
How'd that floor taste?
<k> stg3_tou_re_154_yos That all you got?
<k> stg3_tou_re_151_viv You're about to have a really
terrible experience!
<k>  stg3_tou_re_152_viv Yeah! <wait 250>Let's do it, Mario!
<wait 250>
No forgiveness! <wait 250>No mercy!
<k> stg3_tou_re_153_viv Looks like we overdid it a
little bit...<wait 250> Are they OK?
<k> stg3_tou_re_154_viv That was a piece of cake,
huh, Mario?
<k> stg3_tou_re_151_bom Leave it all to me, old boy!
<wait 250>
I shan't need help!
<k> stg3_tou_re_152_bom I can't imagine this little
dustup will dampen our
spirits, eh?
<k> stg3_tou_re_153_bom I suggest you try a bit
harder against the likes
of us, hm?
<k> stg3_tou_re_154_bom How embarrassing for you,
hmm?
<k> stg3_tou_re_151_chu You look a bit weak to be
fighting us... <wait 250>Mmm hmm hmm!
<k> stg3_tou_re_152_chu Here we go, sweetie!
<k> stg3_tou_re_153_chu Well, what did you expect?
<k> stg3_tou_re_154_chu It's not so much that you're
too weak,<wait 250> but rather that
we're just too strong...
<k> stg3_tou_re_179 You. <wait 250>Finally, I get a piece
of you. <wait 250>Finally, we'll see
who's truly stronger.
<k> stg3_tou_re_180 Hmmph...<wait 250> We'll meet in combat
again, I'm sure.<wait 250> I suggest
you practice.
<k> stg3_tou_re_181 <dynamic 3>
ARF! ARF! ARF! ARF! ARF!
<k> stg3_tou_re_182 <dynamic 3>
YIPE! YIPE! YIPE! YIPE!
<k> stg3_tou_re_183 My grandpappy's hammer is
gonna strike you down, man!
<wait 250>
Here it comes!
<k> stg3_tou_re_184 What did you like the best?
<wait 250>
The burning?<wait 250> The beating?
<wait 250>
Or maybe the boomeranging?
<k> stg3_tou_re_185 Foolish mortals...<wait 250> I will drag
you through the gate to
the netherworld!
<k> stg3_tou_re_186 Your screams echo in the
endless void...
<k> stg3_tou_re_187 You, fool, would do well
to fear our dark magic...
<k> stg3_tou_re_188 You are but a poor mortal,
blind to the magic world...
<k> stg3_tou_re_189 <wave>Meeeeork! Meeeeeeork!
</wave>
We'll suck up your SOULS!
<wave>
MEEEEEORK!
<k> stg3_tou_re_190 <wave>Meeeeork! Meeeeeeork!
</wave>
Mmmmmm! <wait 250>You were tasty!
<wave>
MEEEEEORK!
<k> stg3_tou_re_191 So-called Great Gonzales!
<wait 250>
Don't think I'm gonna take
it easy on you!
<k> stg3_tou_re_192 Still got it, baby!
<k> stg3_tou_re_193 Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
<wait 250>
You're gonna be coleslaw,
kid! <wait 250>And that ain't good!
<k> stg3_tou_re_194 Lemme ask you something:
<wait 250>
how does it feel to be
coleslaw?<wait 250> Icky?
<k> stg3_tou_re_195 Wheeee!<wait 250> It's gonna be fun
poking fun at you!
<k> stg3_tou_re_196 We may be tiny, but we just
kicked your heinie!
<k> stg3_tou_re_197 There's no way we're gonna
lose with these iron bods!
<k> stg3_tou_re_198 Go home, put some ice on
those bruises, and come on
back sometime!
<k> stg3_tou_re_199 Heh heh heh heh heh!
<wait 250>
We're awful quick, awful
agile...and just plain awful!
<k>
 stg3_tou_re_200 Heh heh heh heh heh!
<wait 250>
That was too easy! <wait 250>Didn't
think you could keep up!
<k> stg3_tou_re_201 Here we go, Gonzales BOMB!<wait 250> 
I have advice!<wait 250> Just give
up now BOMB-BOMB!
<k> stg3_tou_re_202 We won BOMB-BOMB-BOMB!
<wait 250>
Gonzales is not too tough
BOMB-BOMB!
<k> stg3_tou_re_203 This no take long.<wait 250> This end
in pain for mustache.
<k> stg3_tou_re_204 Pathetic mustache.
<k> stg3_tou_re_205 Prepare to be ensnared,
mystified, and devoured!
<k> stg3_tou_re_206 Like helpless bugs in a web...<wait 250> 
Our latest victims!
<k> stg3_tou_re_207 We're gonna spike-bomb you
into submission, punks!
<k> stg3_tou_re_208 Yeah! <wait 250>How'd you like it?
<wait 250>
Those spikes feel gooooood?
<wait 250>
If you want more, just ask!
<k> stg3_tou_re_209 We're gonna take the skin
off YOUR bones!
<k> stg3_tou_re_210 Pbbbbbbbth!<wait 250> You need more
calcium in your diets!
<k> stg3_tou_re_211 Go ahead... <wait 250>Touch usssssss...<wait 250> 
It won't hurrrrrrrrrrrrt...<wait 250> 
too muchhhhh...
<k> stg3_tou_re_212 We warrrrrrrrrned you...
<wait 250>
It hurrrrrts to touch usssss...
<wait 250>
Hehhhh hehhhhh hehhhhhhh...
<k> stg3_tou_re_213 Meet my peeps, Gonzales!
<wait 250>
I told you we were gonna
square off, and now it's ON!
<k>  stg3_tou_re_214 You're gonna need about ten
years of experience to beat
King K and the KP Koopas!
<k> stg3_tou_re_215 Remember, guys, we're Bros.!<wait 250> 
If we combine our strength,
we'll ruin anybody!
<k> stg3_tou_re_216 Guess you underestimated
our Bros. power, huh, punks?
<k> stg3_tou_re_217 I know you're ranked higher
than me, but I'll try!
<k> stg3_tou_re_218 Hey, I beat someone ranked
higher than me!<wait 250> Wow!<wait 250> Cool!
<wait 250>
See you next time in the ring!
<k> stg3_tou_re_219 You'll be sorry you drew
us for this match!
<k> stg3_tou_re_220 Awwwwww, bad luck, huh...
<wait 250>
Or maybe you've just got a
bad partner!<wait 250> Hahaha!
<k> stg3_tou_re_221 Now I'll give you some
nightmares...
<k> stg3_tou_re_222 How was that for you?
<wait 250>
Pretty sweet dreams, huh?
<k> stg3_tou_re_223 <small>
<scale 0.67>
Spike time.
<wait 750> stg3_tou_re_224 <small>
<scale 0.67>
Spike time,
all right.
<wait 750> stg3_tou_re_225 <small>
<scale 0.67>
Prepare for
spikage!
<wait 750> stg3_tou_re_265 And now, for our main event...
<k>
<p>
Our former champ, the Great
Gonzales, going against our
current one...<wait 250>Rawk Hawk! 
<k> stg3_tou_re_266 And now, for our main event...
<k>
<p>
Our former champ, Rawk
Hawk, against our current
one...<wait 250>the Great Gonzales! 
<k> stg3_tou_re_287 There's only one champ
here, and it's Rawk Hawk!
<wait 250>
And now I'm gonna prove it!
<k> stg3_tou_re_288 Harharharharharhar!
<wait 250>
I knew I was the only one
fit to wear that belt!
<k> stg3_tou_re_289 Gonzales! <wait 250>You dirty dog!
<wait 250>
You'll beg me for mercy
when I take that belt back!
<k> stg3_tou_re_290 Harharharharharhar!
<wait 250>
I knew I was the only one
fit to wear that belt!
<k> stg3_tou_119 <dynamic 3><scale 2.5><shake>
WASTE HIM!
<k> stg3_tou_120 <dynamic 3><scale 2.5><shake>
GET HIM!
<k>
<p>
DESTROY!
<k>
<p>
YEEEAAH!
<k> stg3_tou_121 <dynamic 3><scale 2.5><shake>
NO MERCY!
<k>
<p>
DROP HIM!
<k>
<p>
BLARGH!
<k>
<p>
KICK! KICK!
<k> stg3_tou_122 <dynamic 3><scale 2.0><shake>
YAAAAAAH! <icon HM 0.6 -20 31 0> 
</dynamic></scale></shake><k>
<p>
Oh, hey, sorry!<wait 250> Did I just
spit on you? <wait 250>I'm doing a little
primal scream therapy here.
<k>
<p>
<dynamic 3><scale 2.0><shake>
GRAAAAGH! <icon HM 0.6 -20 31 0> 
<k> stg3_tou_123 <dynamic 3><scale 2.0><shake>
YAAAAAH! <icon HM 0.6 -20 31 0> 
</dynamic></scale></shake><k>
<p>
My doctor said that
screaming is actually pretty
good cardio exercise...
<k>
<p>
<dynamic 3><scale 2.5><shake>
YAAAAAGH!
</dynamic></scale></shake><k>
<p>
...But THAT scream was just
because you stomped on my
toes, Bigfoot.
<k> stg3_tou_124 <dynamic 3><scale 2.0><shake>
WAAAAAAH! <icon HM 0.6 -20 31 0> 
</dynamic></scale></shake><k>
<p>
Don't you love it when people
scream for you?
<k>
<p>
<dynamic 3><scale 2.0><shake>
YAAAHOOO! <icon HM 0.6 -20 31 0> 
</dynamic></scale></shake><k>
<p>
Like that?<wait 250> Doesn't that just
get you fired up?
<k> stg3_tou_125 Hmmmmmmmmm...
<k>
<p>
Should he come out fighting...
<wait 250>
or keep his guard up and see
how it goes?<wait 250> Tough call...
<k>
<p>
Trying to strategize for the
fighters is the absolute best!
<wait 250>
...'Cause I don't get hurt!
<k> stg3_tou_126 Ah, so that's how that works!
<wait 250>
If I did that, he'd do THAT,
<wait 250>
and THAT would happen...
<k>
<p>
Trying to strategize for the
fighters is the absolute best!
<wait 250>
...'Cause I keep my teeth!
<k> stg3_tou_127 Real fight fans can read
between the punches to see
the subtleties of pummelings.
<k>
<p>
I just wish the fighters would
keep that in mind and give us
a good show!<wait 250> Y'know?
<k> stg3_tou_128 <dynamic 3>
YEAH! <wait 250>RUIN THAT LOSER!
</dynamic><k>
<p>
Don't you always forget
about your troubles when
you're watchin' a good fight?
<k>
<o> stg3_tou_128_01 <select 0 -1 0 60>
Yeah, totally!
Not really.
What do you care? stg3_tou_128_02 <p>
I hear you talkin', man!
<wait 250>
Awesome!
<k> stg3_tou_129 <dynamic 3>
WOOHOOOO! <wait 250>DECK HIM!
</dynamic><k>
<p>
When I watch a good fight,
sometimes I feel like I'm
actually IN it, don't you?
<k>
<o> stg3_tou_129_01 <select 0 -1 0 60>
Yeah, totally!
Not really.
What do you care? stg3_tou_129_02 <p>
I hear you talkin', man!
<wait 250>
Rock ON!
<k> stg3_tou_130 <dynamic 3>
FIGHT, YOU LOSER!
</dynamic><k>
<p>
When I catch a good fight,
I go home and beat the heck
outta my pillow, don't you?
<k>
<o> stg3_tou_130_01 <select 0 -1 0 60>
Yeah, totally!
No, never.
What do you care? stg3_tou_130_02 <p>
I hear you loud and clear,
man! <wait 250>You know it!
<k> stg3_tou_131 Lemme tell you, fans like
fighters to grandstand a bit!
<wait 250>
It drives us NUUUUUUUUTS!
<k> stg3_tou_132 Lemme tell you, fans just love
wild brawls!<wait 250> And when we see
special moves, we go NUUUTS!
<k> stg3_tou_133 Cold-sweating, death-gripping
action drives us NUUUUUUTS!
<wait 250>
Give us more, more, MORE!
<k> stg3_tou_134 You ever watch minor-league
fights?<wait 250> I do. <wait 250>You sometimes
find diamonds in that rough...
<k> stg3_tou_135 Hey! <wait 250>I know you!<wait 250> I was just
trying to think up a cool
nickname for you...
<k>
<p>
Let's see, here... <wait 250>How about...
<wait 250>
"The Mustachioed Mangler"?
<wait 250>
Hmm...<wait 250> Doesn't quite flow...
<k> stg3_tou_136 Hey! <wait 250>What's up?<wait 250> I was just
trying to think up a cool
nickname for you...
<k>
<p>
Let's see, here... <wait 250>How about...
<wait 250>
"The Red Raging Plumber"?
<wait 250>
...Sorta nerdy, huh?
<k> stg3_tou_137 When I get a little older,
I'm definitely gonna be a pro
fighter and make the LOOT!
<k>
<p>
I'll be wearing that belt in
five years, max!<wait 250> I KNOW it!
<wait 250>
Believe it!
<k> stg3_tou_138 When I get a little older,
I'm definitely gonna be a pro
fighter and make the LOOT!
<k>
<p>
I'll be wearing that belt in
five years, max!<wait 250> I KNOW it!
<wait 250>
Trust me!
<k> stg3_tou_139 When I get a little older,
I'm definitely gonna be a pro
fighter and make the LOOT!
<k>
<p>
I'll be wearing that belt in
five years, max! <wait 250>I KNOW it!
<wait 250>
Uh...<wait 250>maybe.
<k> stg3_tou_140 I know a surefire way to
avoid losing in the ring!
<wait 250>
Wanna hear it?
<k>
<o> stg3_tou_140_01 <select 0 -1 0 60>
Yes, definitely!
No thanks.
Whatever... stg3_tou_140_02 <p>
Sorry, I didn't hear that...
<wait 250>
I had some cloud in my ear.
<wait 250>
Anyway, to avoid losing...
<k>
<p>
Don't get in the ring.
<k>
<p>
...<wait 300>C'mon, that was hilarious!
<wait 250>
Wasn't it?<wait 250> I thought of that
all on my own!
<k> stg3_tou_141 I know the best way to get
popular with this crowd!
<wait 250>
Wanna hear it?
<k>
<o> stg3_tou_141_01 <select 0 -1 0 60>
Yes, definitely!
No thanks.
Whatever... stg3_tou_141_02 <p>
Sorry, I didn't hear that...
<wait 250>
This place is LOUD, y'know?
<wait 250>
Anyway, to get popular...
<k>
<p>
Keep winning.
<k>
<p>
...<wait 300>C'mon, am I not the
smartest guy of all time?
<wait 250>
Pearls of wisdom, here!
<k> stg3_tou_142 I know the way to become an
unbeatable champion here!
<wait 250>
Wanna hear it?
<k>
<o> stg3_tou_142_01 <select 0 -1 0 60>
Yes, definitely!
No thanks.
Whatever... stg3_tou_142_02 <p>
Sorry, I didn't hear that...
<wait 250>
I have inner-ear problems.
<wait 250>
Anyway, to be unbeatable...
<k>
<p>
Don't fight your challen--
<wait 300>
Hey, I'm not done yet!
<wait 250>
Are you tuning me out?
<k> stg3_tou_143 The Goomba Bros. used to
fight fair...but poorly...
<k>
<p>
Then that long losing streak
changed them for the worse.
<k> stg3_tou_144 I used to be a fighter here.
<k>
<p>
Hey there, Gonzales.
<wait 250>
You think you can be champ?
<o> stg3_tou_145 There's a phone booth in
Glitzville, you know.
<k>
<p>
Hey, Champ...<wait 250> Any idea why
phone booths are always
see-through?
<o> stg3_tou_146 You havin' fun?
<k>
<p>
Just bein' unbeatable doesn't
make you a champion.
<k>
<p>
You gotta fight hard and win
hard!<wait 250> If not, you'll never
climb the ranks!
<k> stg3_tou_147 Hey, star rookie!
<k>
<p>
You're an OK fighter, but you
gotta thrill the crowd more.
<wait 250>
If not, you'll lose the fans!
<k> stg3_tou_148 Hey, if it isn't the champ!
<k>
<p>
Congratulations on finally
making it.<wait 250> But you gotta keep
that crowd happy, hear me?
<k> stg3_tou_149 Hey, you. <wait 250>Tell me something...
<wait 250>
You believe in miracles?
<o> stg3_tou_150 Hey, fighter.<wait 250> What do you
think is more important,
winning or getting noticed?
<o> stg3_tou_151 Hey, you.<wait 250> Do you think you're
a REAL champion?
<o> stg3_tou_152 I may look like a die-hard
fight fan, but...
<k>
<p>
I'm actually the star reporter
for "Glitzville Sports," which
we shorten to "GLISPO!"
<k>
<p>
Whoa!<wait 250> Hey!<wait 250> Hold on!
<wait 250>
I've got the morning headline
for the GLISPO front page!
<k>
<p>
"Rumors of Rawk Hawk's
Extraterrestrial Origins
Unconfirmed!!"<wait 250> That's GOLD!
<k> stg3_tou_153 I may look like a die-hard
fight fan, but...
<k>
<p>
I'm actually the star reporter
for "Glitzville Sports," which
we shorten to "GLISPO!"
<k>
<p>
Whoa!<wait 250> Hey!<wait 250> Hold on!
<wait 250>
I've got the morning headline
for the GLISPO front page!
<k>
<p>
"Mustached Marauder
Gonzales in Romantic Tangle
With Fans!"<wait 250> That's GOLD!
<k> stg3_tou_154 I may look like a die-hard
fight fan, but...
<k>
<p>
I'm actually the star reporter
for "Glitzville Sports," which
we shorten to "GLISPO!"
<k>
<p>
Whoa!<wait 250> Hey!<wait 250> Hold on!
<wait 250>
I've got the morning headline
for the GLISPO front page!
<k>
<p>
"Gonzales Cheated to the
Championship? Will He Lose
the Belt?"<wait 250> That's GOLD!
<k> stg3_tou_155 I may look like a die-hard
fight fan, but...
<k>
<p>
I'm actually the star reporter
for "True Sports," which
we just shorten to "TRUSPO!"
<k>
<p>
We're way better than that
gossip rag GLISPO!<wait 250> Listen
to tomorrow's headline...
<k>
<p>
"Goomba Bros. Are Actually
Quadruplets?!?"<wait 250> SCORE!
<k> stg3_tou_156 I may look like a die-hard
fight fan, but...
<k>
<p>
I'm actually the star reporter
for "True Sports," which
we just shorten to "TRUSPO!"
<k>
<p>
We're way better than that
gossip rag GLISPO!<wait 250> Listen
to tomorrow's headline...
<k>
<p>
"Hot Dog Vendor Arrested in
Egg-Smuggling Ring!"<wait 250> SCORE!
<k> stg3_tou_157 I may look like a die-hard
fight fan, but...
<k>
<p>
I'm actually the star reporter
for "Glitzville Sports," which
we shorten to "GLISPO!"
<k>
<p>
Whoa!<wait 250> Hey!<wait 250> Hold on!
<wait 250>
I've got the morning headline
for the GLISPO front page!
<k>
<p>
"Gonzales and Goombelle
Elope!"<wait 250> That's GOLD!
<k> stg3_tou_158 What does one gain by
fighting...?
<k> stg3_tou_159 Is it better to be wounded
and win or to be healthy
and not win?
<k> stg3_tou_160 Fans and fighters are after
different things, but desire
comes from the same place.
<k> stg3_tou_161 Who do you root for?
<wait 250>
I'm an Adonis Twins fan!
<k>
<p>
They've got invincible bodies
and super-sharp spikes!
<wait 250>
They're the best!
<k> stg3_tou_162 You're a fighter, right?
<wait 250>
Why don't ya get some spikes
like the Iron Adonis Twins?
<k>
<p>
I bet that would help!
<wait 250>
Yeah, do it!
<k> stg3_tou_163 Watching that fight with
Rawk Hawk totally moved me!
<wait 250>
I'm your biggest fan.
<k>
<p>
I'll be at your next match,
so wave at the stands!
<k> stg3_tou_164 Everybody wants their
favorite fighter to win.
<k>
<p>
But these fans would never
get into the ring for fear
of getting hurt.<wait 250> Me neither.
<k> stg3_tou_165 You're a new competitor,
right?<wait 250> Well, good luck.
<k>
<p>
But don't get any ideas...
<wait 250>
Because you'll never beat
Rawk Hawk.
<k> stg3_tou_166 I think that watching you
fight has actually changed
people's lives.
<k>
<p>
Like me! <wait 250>I've decided to
become a stronger person!
<k> stg3_tou_167 Catch the GLISPO today?
<wait 250>
They had some hilarious
headlines
<k> stg3_tou_168 I saw the GLISPO today...
<wait 250>
You're really something!
<wait 250>
What?<wait 250> Ha ha... <wait 250>Nothing...
<k> stg3_tou_169 I saw that GLISPO article!
<wait 250>
You've been busy, huh?
<wait 250>
Maybe we need a new champ.
<k> stg3_tou_170 Listen, you puny wimp, you'd
better run home and wrestle
your cat!
<k>
<p>
Heh heh...<wait 250> How was it?
<wait 250>
That was my impersonation of
Rawk Hawk.<wait 250> Not bad, huh?
<k> stg3_tou_171 Dreams are what make us
feel alive!<wait 250> Hooo-WEEEE!
<k>
<p>
Heh heh...<wait 250> That was my
Grubba impersonation!
<wait 250>
Not bad, right?
<k> stg3_tou_172 Stay out of my private life!
<wait 500>
Heh heh...<wait 250> That was my Great
Gonzales impersonation!
<k>
<p>
By the way, great costume!
<wait 250>
Where'd you get that hat?
<wait 250>
It looks just like his!
<k> stg3_tou_173 That looks painful...
<k> stg3_tou_174 I wonder if you'll end up
like that someday?
<k> stg3_tou_175 I believe everything I read
in GLISPO.<wait 250> Because I am very,
very stupid.
<k> stg3_tou_176 I don't wanna end up like
that, no sir.
<k> stg3_tou_177 Time is money, man.
<k> stg3_tou_178 I believe everything I read
in TRUSPO. <wait 250>Because I happen
to be a blithering idiot.
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opponent three times! stg3_tou_cp_001 Don't use your jump! stg3_tou_cp_002 Don't use your hammer! stg3_tou_cp_003 Don't use your FP! stg3_tou_cp_004 Don't use special moves! stg3_tou_cp_005 Don't use items! stg3_tou_cp_006 Don't change partners! stg3_tou_cp_007 Defeat your opponent in
five turns or less! stg3_tou_cp_008 Use a special move at least
once. stg3_tou_cp_009 Appeal to the crowd at least
once. stg3_tou_cp_010 Take damage from your
opponent at least five times! stg3_tou_cp_011 Don't use your jump! stg3_tou_cp_012 Don't use your hammer! stg3_tou_cp_013 Don't use any FP! stg3_tou_cp_014 Don't use special moves! stg3_tou_cp_015 Don't use any items! stg3_tou_cp_016 Don't change partners! stg3_tou_cp_017 Defeat your opponent in five
turns or less! stg3_tou_cp_018 Win after your HP drops to 5! stg3_tou_cp_019 Use a special move at least
once. stg3_tou_cp_020 Win before taking 20 HP
of damage! stg3_tou_cp_021 Appeal to the crowd at least
three times! stg3_tou_cp_022 Don't attack in the first
three turns! stg3_tou_cp_023 Don't ever let your partner
attack! stg3_tou_cp_024 Only let your partner attack! stg3_tou_cp_040 Take damage from your
opponent at least five times! stg3_tou_cp_041 Don't use your jump! stg3_tou_cp_042 Don't use your hammer! stg3_tou_cp_043 Don't use any FP! stg3_tou_cp_044 Don't use special moves! stg3_tou_cp_045 Don't use any items! stg3_tou_cp_046 Don't change partners! stg3_tou_cp_047 Defeat your opponent in five
turns or less! stg3_tou_cp_048 Win after your HP drops to 5! stg3_tou_cp_049 Use a special move at least
once. stg3_tou_cp_050 Win before taking 20 HP
of damage! stg3_tou_cp_051 Appeal to the crowd at least
three times! stg3_tou_cp_052 Don't attack in the first
three turns! stg3_tou_cp_053 Don't ever let your partner
attack! stg3_tou_cp_054 Only let your partner attack! msg_kuri_map <keyxon>
This is the Glitz Pit itself!
<dkey><wait 300></dkey>
That's the ring in the middle.
<k>
<p>
That's where all the magic
happens. <wait 250>And by "magic,"
I mean brutal beatdowns.
<k>  