stg5_sea_00 <diary>
Month    Day פ
<wait 250>
Over the protests of my crew,
the S.S. Flavion has set sail!
<k>
<p>
Is this voyage as reckless as
they say?<wait 250> Ah! <wait 250>I must scoff!
<wait 250>
Flavio will show them guts!
<k> stg5_sea_28 <diary>
Month  Day 
<wait 250>
Another day of good wind.
<wait 250>
White clouds, they dazzle me.
<k>
<p>
It is as if they are blessing
our voyage!<wait 250> Flavio thanks
them, most heartily!
<k> stg5_sea_29 <diary>
Month  Day 
<wait 250>
Things are going smoothly...
<wait 250>
yet I am filled with dread...
<k>
<p>
At this speed, we should
reach our destination by
tomorrow's sunrise.
<k> stg5_sea_01 <wave>
Skull captain casts his gaze!
<wait 250>
Red jewel shines and plays!
<wait 250>
Boom-bassa-boom festival! 
<k>
<p>
The 'Stache brothers, best
of friends!<wait 250> 3 times Red
'Stache lands on his end! 
<k>
<p>
Blue Stache's belly 4 times
is whacked, so let's hear
those fireworks go BOOM! 
<k>
<p>
At the boom-bassa-boom
festivaaaal! 
</wave>
<k> stg5_sea_02 Yes, now we are talking!
<wait 250>
Flavio told you, did he not?
<wait 250>
Nothing to fear, no!
<k>
<p>
The island is right before
our eyes!<wait 250> Do you not see it?
<wait 250>
It is a mountain of treasure!
<k>
<p>
Oh ho ho! <wait 250>I feel fabulous!
<wait 250>
Shall I tell you one of my
many tales of raw bravery?
<k>
<p>
No, it is no trouble at all!
<wait 500>
There I was, locked in deadly
combat with a sea serpent...
<k> small_01 <small>
<scale 0.67>
...Yes, but even
then I smiled!
<wait 750>
<p>
For I knew
I'd prevail!
<wait 750>
<p>
I had the
beast licked...
<wait 750>
<p>
For I am
Flavio!
<wait 750>
<p>
He was giant,
massive...
<wait 750>
<p>
A huge drink
of man-eater!
<wait 750>
<p>
But even now,
you know...
<wait 750>
<p>
I could take
him! Yes!
<wait 750>
<p>
...Errrrrrrrrr.
<wait 750>
<p>
Where was I?
<wait 750>
<p>
Oh, yes, yes.
<wait 750>
<p>
<o> stg5_sea_03 Great. <wait 250>He's started again.
<wait 250>
A "tale of bravery," right?
<wait 250>
I heard this one yesterday...
<k> stg5_sea_04 There's nowhere to escape
to...<wait 250> We just have to listen
until he's finished...
<k>
<o> stg5_sea_04_01 <p>
Yeah, if you interrupt him
midstory, he absolutely
loses it, too...
<k>
<p>
...Uh, why is the...<wait 250> What?
<wait 250>
Wait, what's going on here?
<wait 250>
The ship's stopping.
<k> stg5_sea_05 Oy! <wait 250>Master Flavio!
<wait 250>
Awful sorry to interrupt
that wicked story...
<k>
<p>
But the ship's stopped...
<k> stg5_sea_06 Ah?<wait 500> Stopped, you say to me,
after interrupting a story
of passion and fury?
<k>
<p>
Well, it is your job to keep
the ship moving, yes? <wait 250>Hmm?
<wait 250>
So take care of it!
<k> stg5_sea_07 Oh, aye aye, Flavio!
<wait 250>
I'll get on it, right quick!
<wait 250>
Wait a tick!
<k> stg5_sea_08 Yeah, yeah, I'm workin' on it!
<wait 250>
Jus' wait a Goomba-stompin'
moment, ya scallywags...
<k> stg5_sea_09 OY! <wait 250>Quit shovin', eh?!?
<wait 250>
I'm workin' over 'ere!
<dkey><wait 1000></dkey>
<dynamic 3>
I said QUIT SHOVIN'!!</dynamic>
<k> stg5_sea_11 <dynamic 3><scale 2.5><shake>
Uh...<wait 100>AARGH!
<k> stg5_sea_12 <shake>
...Th-Th-They're 'ere!
<k> stg5_sea_13 What is this ruckus, now?
<wait 250>
Who is here?<wait 250> Will someone
tell me what is going on?
<k> stg5_sea_14 <boss>
<wave><shake>
...OoOoOoOooOooOoOoOoOoOo...
<wait 250>
...oOoOoOoOooOooOoOoOoOoO...
<k> stg5_sea_15 <shake>
N-N-No... <wait 250>They're upon us...
<wait 250>
The p-p-p-pirate...<wait 250>GHOSTS!
<k> stg5_sea_16 <shake>
All them rumors were true!
<k> stg5_sea_17 <shake>
Whuh...<wait 250> Uh...<wait 250> What do we do?
<wait 250>
We gotta get outta here!
<dkey></dkey>
<wait 1000>
<p>
AAAAAAAAAAIGH!
<k> stg5_sea_18 <shake>
D-D-Do not panic yourselves!
<wait 250>
This is just a dream...<wait 250>that we
are all having...<wait 250>awake!
<k>
<p>
N-N-Now... <wait 250>Q-Q-Quickly...
<wait 250>
M-M-Move the b-boat...
<k> stg5_sea_19 <boss>
<wave><shake>
...OoOoOoOooOooOoOoOoOoOo...
<wait 250>
...oOoOoOoOooOooOoOoOoOoO...
<k> stg5_sea_20 Oh...<wait 250>ghostly oohing thing!
<wait 250>
Are you...<wait 250>really...<wait 250>the savage
pirate king?
<k> stg5_sea_21 <dynamic 3><shake>
AIIIIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
<wait 250>
HEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
<k> stg5_sea_22 Buck up, now, everyone!
<wait 250>
Remain civilized!<wait 250> Relax!
<wait 250>
Don't panic!
<k> stg5_sea_23 Relax, relax, relax, I say!
<wait 250>
You simply must take it easy!
<wait 250>
<dynamic 3>
Er...<wait 250>what?
<k> stg5_sea_24 <dynamic 3>
WAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
<k> stg5_sea_25 Excuse me!<wait 250> Listen, everyone!
<wait 250>
If we could form an orderly
line without shoving...
<dkey></dkey>
<wait 1000>
<p>
<dynamic 3>
Forget that! <wait 250>Make a path!
<k> stg5_sea_26 <shake>
Bobbery!<wait 250> Look alive, man!
<wait 250>
AIIIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
<wait 250>
We must get out of here!
<k>
<p>
ABANDON SHIIIIIIIIIIIP!
<wait 250>
Every rich, marvelous
merchant for himself!
<k>  