stg5_muj_00 <diary>
Month  Day 
<wait 250>
Fortune from disaster:<wait 250> the
kindly sea washed us ashore.
<k>
<p>
What strange irony that this
island was our intended
destination all along, no?
<k>
<p>
And yet, we mourn. <wait 250>We have
lost three crew members,
including Admiral Bobbery.
<k>
<p>
It pains me to think they
were taken by the pirate
king, that ghostly thing...
<k>
<p>
What happens to us now, ah?
<wait 250>
We may be lost without hope,
stricken in the wilds...
<k> stg5_muj_01 <diary>
Month  Day 
<wait 250>
We have made a semblance
of civilized life here.
<k>
<p>
The ship's flotsam washed in,
<wait 250>
and we now have salty bread
and other salty things...
<k>
<p>
We can live for some time on
this salty bounty of the sea...
<wait 250>
But then what, I ask?
<k> stg5_muj_02 <diary>
Month  Day 
<wait 250>
We have built a few huts
from the washed-up timbers...
<k>
<p>
Ah, poor, sweet S.S. Flavion!
<wait 250>
At least the shanties keep
out the wind and rain.
<k>
<p>
We still have had no sign of
Bobbery and the others, and
my heart, she doubts...
<k>
<p>
Still, despite my fears, we
must continue to hope that
they are alive somewhere.
<k> stg5_muj_03 <diary>
Month  Day 
<wait 250>
Three days on the isle now,
and the huts are all finished.
<k>
<p>
We have carved a life out
here, though we all dream
of a return to Rogueport...
<k> stg5_muj_03_00 Oy! <wait 250>Captain 'Stache!
<k> stg5_muj_04 It ain't much, but we finished
a wee hut for you to rest in!
<wait 250>
Come 'ave a look!
<k> stg5_muj_94_01 Ahhh! <wait 250>I love this salty air!
<k> stg5_muj_94_02 Wow, sure is bright today...
<wait 250>
Hey, in case I don't say it
enough, thanks for saving us.
<k> stg5_muj_94_03 I need to get back to
Rogueport where my brother
is waiting...
<k> stg5_muj_94_04 I didn't know what to do,
stranded in that cave...
<k>
<p>
But the whole thing WAS
rather exciting...
<k> stg5_muj_94_05 I'm just glad my little dame
is safe an' sound...
<k> stg5_muj_95 Ah, Mario!<wait 250> Welcome back to
you, my stalwart captain!
<k>
<p>
So...<wait 250> Have you found the
treasure?<wait 250> How is our little
expedition faring, hm?
<k> stg5_muj_96 What?!?<wait 250> The spirit o' Cortez
was guardin' the treasure?
<k>
<p>
An' you beat 'im, but you left
all the treasure there?!?
<k>
<p><wave>
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
</wave><wait 250>
What were you THINKIN'?!?
<wait 250>
Were you tryin' to be NICE?!?
<k>
<p>
Awww, well...<wait 250> That's what I
like about you, I guess...
<k> stg5_muj_99 ...Could it be?
<k>
<p>
B-<wait 250>Brother?
<k> stg5_muj_100 You...<wait 250> What are you doing
here?
<k> stg5_muj_101 I... I...<wait 250> I came looking for you,
Brother... <wait 250>All the way to this
island, I came looking...
<k>
<p>
But ghosts attacked us...
<wait 250>
And our boat just sank...
<wait 250>
But I've found you now!
<k> stg5_muj_102 Huh? <wait 100>Your boat sank, too...?
<wait 250>
...So you're all stranded here,
as well?
<k> stg5_muj_103 <small>
<scale 0.67>
........................................
<wait 1500> stg5_muj_104 What?!? <wait 100>Hold on!!! <wait 100>Huh?!?
<wait 250>
What was that?!?
<k> stg5_muj_124 AAAAACK!<wait 250> What is THAT?!?
<k> stg5_muj_105 Pardon me, guys...<wait 200> Buh huh!
<wait 250>
I mean...
<k>
<p>
<wave>
Buh!<wait 250> Buh!<wait 250> Buh huh huh!
<wait 250>
BUH HUH HUH HUH HUH!
<k> stg5_muj_106 So sorry to surprise you...
<wait 250>
No, wait...<wait 250> No need for that 
fake politeness anymore...
<k>
<p>
Good job getting the Crystal
Star!<wait 250> Oh, yeah!<wait 250> Seriously!
<wait 250>
Good job getting it for ME!
<k> stg5_muj_107 Oy, now...<wait 250> Ain't that good ol'
Four-Eyes?
<k> stg5_muj_108 Yeah, that IS Four-Eyes!
<wait 250>
What's he doing over there?
<k>
<p>
<wave>
HEEEEEEEY!<wait 250> FOUR-EYES!
<wait 250>
IT'S DANGEROUS UP THERE!
<k> stg5_muj_109 Pffffft!<wait 250> What's with this
lukewarm reception, huh?
<wait 250>
Dramatic entrance, here!
<k>
<p>
Oh, whatever!<wait 250> I'll spell it out
for you idiots!<wait 250> You may have
known me as Four-Eyes...
<k>
<p>
But I'm actually...
<k> stg5_muj_110 <dynamic 3><wave>
Buh!<wait 250> Buh!<wait 250> Buh huh huh!
</dynamic><wait 250>
The great LORD CRUMP!!!
</wave><wait 250>
Oh, MAN, did I fool you!
<k>
<p>
I was the mastermind in the
shadows, running this voyage!
<wait 250>
It HURTS to be this good!
<k> stg5_muj_111 Now, Mario!<wait 250> Enough of this!
<wait 250>
I'm on a schedule, here!
<wait 250>
Hand over the Crystal Star!
<k>
<p>
...Because you know what'll
happen if you don't...
<k> stg5_muj_112 STARBOARD CANNONS! <wait 250>PORT
CANNONS!<wait 250> FIRE!<wait 250> FIRE!<wait 250> FIRE!
<wait 250><dynamic 3><wave>
BUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH!
<k> stg5_muj_113 <shake>
AIIIYEEEEEEEEEEEEE!<wait 250> YIKES!
<wait 250>
Four-Eyes was a pirate all
this time?<wait 250> Madness!
</shake><k>
<p>
Well, what are we all standing
around for?<wait 250> Cannons, people!
<wait 250>
We must flee!
<k> stg5_muj_114 Look, we're sailors...<wait 250> We're not
much good for anythin'
wifout a ship to sail!
<k> stg5_muj_115 <dynamic 3>
Wait!
</dynamic><k>
<p>
I have it!<wait 250> I am a genius!
<wait 150>
We have a ship at hand!
<wait 250>
And a fine one, I must say!
<k>
<p>
Mario!<wait 250> Take me...<wait 250>to Cortez!
<k>
<p>
Yes, my brain remembered
what you said!<wait 250> You said that
Cortez had a ship!
<k>
<p>
If the legend is true, then
we should be unstoppable in
that cursed ship!
<k> stg5_muj_116 Flavio, what are you talking
about?<wait 250> That's crazy!
<k>
<p>
This is Cortez the pirate
you're talking about, here!
<wait 250>
Even if Mario did beat him...
<k>
<p>
Why would he lend YOU his
ship, huh?<wait 250> He'll cream you!
<wait 250>
<dynamic 3>Kuh-<wait 100>ree-<wait 100>eem you!!
<k> stg5_muj_117 Hey!<wait 250> I may be a coward and
a cad, but I still lead you!
<wait 250>
I have a duty to protect you!
<k>
<p>
We will be cannon fodder if
we sit and wag our tongues!
<wait 250>
We must at least try Cortez!
<k>
<p>
I want to hear no complaints!
<wait 250>
I am your leader, and I will
negotiate with this Cortez!
<k>
<p>
Now, Mario!<wait 250> Take me to this
pirate scum, this instant!
<k> stg5_muj_117_00 I finally found you, Brother!
<k> stg5_muj_117_01 That stinkin' Four-Eyes!
<wait 250>
I always thought he was
right fishy!
<k> stg5_muj_117_02 r0C0C0^
<wait 250>
i0F0j0c0f00n00S0n0\o0^
<wait 250>
000n0B0h0o000000n0wmʌ^
<k> stg5_muj_117_03 000n00000^
<wait 250>
J00_0a00000W00L0c0f0
<wait 250>
F0N00A0^
<k> stg5_muj_117_04 WAAAAAH!<wait 250> At this rate, we'd
have been better off staying
in that cave!
<k> stg5_muj_117_05 What's all this craziness?
<wait 250>
We finally get out of there
only to get blasted?
<k> stg5_muj_117_06 Aaaaah, Brother!
<k> stg5_muj_117_07 EEEEEK!<wait 250> Help me, Daddy!
<k> stg5_muj_117_08 I gotta protect my tender
little snack muffin!
<wait 250>
I promised da boss!
<k> stg5_muj_118 <dynamic 3><wave>
Buh!<wait 250> Buh!<wait 250> Buh huh huh!
</dynamic></wave><wait 250>
I got ammo to spare!<wait 250> How's
THAT for boom-bassa-boom?
<k> stg5_muj_119 <boss>
You fire cannons here...
<wait 250>
Without my permission?
<wait 250>
You have nerve, mortal!
<k>
<o> stg5_muj_120 <scale 2><dynamic 3><shake>
WHAT THE...
<dkey><wait 1250></dkey>
<o> stg5_muj_121 <wave>
GRRRRGH!</wave><wait 250> I'm gonna sink this
ratty old ghost ship to the
bottom of the ocean!
<k> stg5_muj_122 <boss><dynamic 3>
Hear my voice, spirits!
<wait 250>
Take their ship and show
them the meaning of fear!
<k> stg5_muj_123 Mario,<wait 250> my captain, it is now
your turn again!<wait 250> Get over
there and duel that cad!
<k> stg5_muj_125_00 Buh!<wait 250> Buh!<wait 250> Buh huh huh!
<wait 250>
I'm gonna turn you guys into
wee seeds<wait 100>.<wait 20>.<wait 20>.
<k>
<p>...Wait, that's not right.
<wait 250>
I'll turn you into SEAWEED!
<wait 250><dynamic 3>
Buh huh! </dynamic>Enjoy!
<k> stg5_muj_125_01 Buh huh huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!
<wait 250>
You're not gonna get off
that easily, losers!
<k>
<p>
Let's see how you like THIS...
<k> stg5_muj_125_02 <dynamic 3><scale 2.5><shake>
X-NAUTS!
<k> stg5_muj_125_03 Buh-uuuuuuuuuuuuuurgh!
<wait 250>
Man, this is no good!
<k>
<p>
I thought I was almost aced
for a second there!
<k>
<p>
But you haven't finished me
off yet, you sea urchins!
<wait 250>
I'm down, but no WAY I'm out!
<k> stg5_muj_125 <shake><dynamic 3>
MAN, THIS IS GETTING OLD!
</shake></dynamic><wait 250>
How could I lose...<wait 250>again?!?
<wait 250>
I HATE LOSING!
<k>
<p>
Now I gotta think of another
excuse for Grodus!<wait 250> Grrrrrrr!
<wait 250>
And with that...pow!<wait 250> I'm gone!
<k> stg5_muj_126_kur Yay! <wait 250>We did it, Mario!
<wait 250>
We won't have to worry
about THAT guy for a while!
<k> stg5_muj_126_nok Hey, all right!<wait 250> We did it!
<wait 250>
He shouldn't bother us
anymore...<wait 250>for a while.
<k> stg5_muj_126_win Why, we've done it, Mario!
<wait 250>
I daresay he won't trouble
us for some time, hmm?
<k> stg5_muj_126_yos Yeah!<wait 250> Yeah!<wait 250> We whipped him!
<wait 250>
That loser won't get in our
face for a while, for SURE!
<k> stg5_muj_126_viv Hey, we did it, Mario!
<wait 250>
It'll take him a while to
recover from that!
<k> stg5_muj_126_bom We've done it, old boy!
<wait 250>
I should say he won't be too
keen on seeing us again, eh?
<k> stg5_muj_126_chu Mmmm... <wait 250>Well done, Mario!
<wait 250>
That man won't bother us
for a while, I imagine.
<k> stg5_muj_127 <small>
<scale 0.67>
YAHOOOOOOO!
<wait 750> stg5_muj_128 <small>
<scale 0.67>
WAY TO GO!
<wait 750> stg5_muj_129 <small>
<scale 0.67>
EAT SEAWEED!
<wait 750> stg5_muj_130 <small>
<scale 0.67>
YARRRRRRR!
<wait 750> stg5_muj_131 <small>
<scale 0.67>
WE DID IT!
<wait 750> stg5_muj_132 <small>
<scale 0.67>
COLA'S ON ME!
<wait 750> stg5_muj_133 <boss>
You...<wait 250> You have distinguished
yourself in battle, amigo!
<k>
<p>
You are worthy in my eyes!
<wait 250>
You may use this ship, the
Black Skull, anytime you like!
<k> stg5_muj_134 Ah, many thanks to you!
<wait 250>
This ship can get us back to
Rogueport in no time!
<k>
<p>
Let us get away from this
coconut pit and back home!
<wait 250>
Come, everybody!
<k> stg5_muj_135 Ahhh, I can't wait to get
home...<wait 250> We've been looking
forward to this for SO long! 
<k> stg5_muj_136 Returning home alive is all
the treasure I need!<wait 250> For real!
<wait 250>
Now get this boat moving!
<k>  stg5_muj_137 Well, that is all there is to
it, then, am I not correct?
<wait 250>
To sea, Captain Mario!
<k> stg5_muj_138 Ahhhh, Mario...
<k> stg5_muj_139 We're going to stay here.
<wait 250>
It's been tough at times, but
I think we like this place!
<k>
<p>
Yes...<wait 250> I think I can make a
fine life here with my
sweet Frankie. <icon HM 0.6 -20 31 0>
<k> stg5_muj_140 Hey, Mario. <wait 250>Give my regards
to da boss, will ya?
<k> stg5_muj_141 Yeah, I'm gonna stay here.
<k>
<p>
It's a right nice place to live
wifout any ghosts, eh?
<k> stg5_muj_142_kur I'm sure they'll all be just
fine here.<wait 500> Let's go, Mario.
<k> stg5_muj_142_nok Yeah... <wait 250>They're all going to be
just fine.<wait 500> Let's go, Mario.
<k> stg5_muj_142_win I'm quite sure they'll be
fine here on their own.
<wait 500>
Come now, Mario. <wait 250>Let's go.
<k> stg5_muj_142_yos They're gonna do all right
here, I think. <wait 250>Yeah.
<wait 500>
Let's break out, Mario.
<k> stg5_muj_142_viv I'm sure they'll be all right
here, don't you think?
<wait 500>
Let's leave, Mario.
<k> stg5_muj_142_bom Yes, very good.<wait 250> They'll be
rather happy here, eh?
<wait 500>
Let's be on our way, hm?
<k> stg5_muj_142_chu Oh, I'm sure they'll be
completely fine here...
<wait 500>
Let's go, Mario.
<k> stg5_muj_143 <boss>
Ready, amigos?<wait 500> Cast off!
<k> stg5_muj_144 <diary>
Month  Day 
<wait 250>
And thus our adventure came
to an exciting end, ah?
<k>
<p>
The ship sailed smoothly on
to Rogueport, <wait 250>and soon we
saw the harbor off our bow.
<k>
<p>
I did not find treasure, but
I am satisfied nonetheless,
strange though it sounds.
<k>
<p>
For I have found something
even more precious than
doubloons. Yes...
<k>
<p>
Even now, I hear the crew
readying to dock.<wait 250> The time is
ripe to close this journal.
<k>
<p>
To all who wander the seas...
<wait 250>
Flavio's blessing upon you!
<wait 750>
                    Flavio
<k> hune_00 <boss>
Return to Rogueport, amigo?
<o> hune_00_yesno <select 0 1 0 40>
Yes
No hune_01 <p>
Well...<wait 250> It seems you have come
to truly love this island.
<k>
<p>
If ever you wish to say adios
to its shores, just give me
a shout.
<k> hune_02 <p>
Bueno!<wait 250> We are off!
<k>
<p>
Cast off, mi amigos!
<wait 250>
To Rogueport!
<k> stg5_muj_145 OK, Mario...<wait 250> I think we're
ready, pal.<wait 250> Yeah, we are.
<wait 250>
Let's go back to Rogueport!
<k> stg5_muj_146 Ohhhhhh, Daddy!<wait 250> Please hang
on until we get there!
<k> stg5_muj_146_01 C'mon!<wait 250> Let's shake a leg
on to Rogueport!
<k> stg5_muj_146_02 To my daddy!<wait 250> Quickly!
<k> stg5_muj_146_02_01 Bonjour, Monsieur 'Stache!
<wait 300>
You know, zee women of zis
world are so very selfeesh!
<k>
<p>
Zee question eez whether or
not to forgive zis
selfeeshness, oui?
<k>
<p>
I, of course, must forgive
zem all, for I am Dupree.
<wait 300>
Monsieur...<wait 250> 'Ow about vous?
<k> koburon_01 Whaaack-hoo! <wait 100>I'm Whacka!
<wait 250>
We've got some good weather
today, right, right!
<k>
<p>
Makes me feel like nothing
bad could happen on a day
like today, whack-a-do!
<k> koburon_02 Whaaack-hoo! <wait 100>I'm Whacka!
<wait 250>
We've got some good weather
today, right, right!
<k>
<p>
Of course, yesterday was
also pretty darn nice, too,
wickety-wackety-whack-a-do!
<k> koburon_03 Whaaack-hoo! <wait 100>I'm Whacka!
<wait 250>
We've got some good weather
today, right, right!
<k>
<p>
Makes me feel like nothing
bad could happen on a day
like today, whack-a-do!
<k> koburon_04 Whaaack-hoo! <wait 100>I'm Whacka!
<wait 250>
We've got some good weather
today, right, right!
<k>
<p>
Makes me feel like nothing
bad could happen on a day
like today, whack-a-do!
<k> koburon_05 Whaaack-hoo! <wait 100>I'm Whacka!
<wait 250>
We've got some good weather
today, right, right!
<k>
<p>
I'm sure tomorrow and the
next day will be fine, fine,
fine, too, whack-a-do!
<k> koburon_06 Whaaack-hoo! <wait 100>I'm Whacka!
<wait 250>
We've got some good weather
today, right, right!
<k>
<p>
I'm sure tomorrow and the
next day will be fine, fine,
fine, too, whack-a-do!
<k> koburon_07 Whack-huh-ooo? <wait 100>I'm Whacka!
<wait 250>
...I think.<wait 250> We've got good
weather today...<wait 250>I think.
<k>
<p>
Uh, who are you, whack-a-do?
<wait 250>
I've been having headaches,
and I'm feeling forgetful...
<k> koburon_08 W<wait 100>h<wait 100>a<wait 100>c<wait 100>k<wait 100>-<wait 100>h<wait 100>o<wait 100>o<wait 100>o<wait 100>o<wait 100>...<wait 100> I<wait 100>'<wait 100>m<wait 100> W<wait 100>h<wait 100>a<wait 100>c<wait 100>k<wait 100>a...
<wait 250>
Or something like that...
<k>
<p>
I've been having headaches,
and I'm feeling forgetful...
<wait 250>
Did I eat breakfast today?
<k> koburon_09 <wave>
Whack-hoo, yack-a-doo...
<wait 250>
Wick wick wack...
<wait 15>
Aah-hooo... 
<k> koburon_10 <wave>
Whack-OWWWWWWWWWWW!
</wave><wait 250>
Don't hit me!
<k> koburon_11 <wave>
Whack-a-BYAAAAAAARGH!
</wave><wait 250>
That hurts!
<k> koburon_12 <wave>
000^
</wave><wait 250>
~00U0j0D0g00^
<k> koburon_13 <wave>
Whack-OOOOOOOOG!
</wave><wait 250>
That really hurt!
<k> koburon_14 <wave>
Whack-a-waaaaaaaaaaaa...
<wait 250>
I can't take this abuse...
<k> msg_kuri_map <keyxon>
This is Keelhaul Key.
<dkey><wait 300></dkey>
The sun's brutal, as you'd
expect on a southern isle.
<k>
<p>
Blue skies... <wait 100>White clouds...
<wait 300>
I've always wanted to take
an island vacation.
<k>
<p>
Don't you just wanna yell,
<dynamic 3><wave>"Hey, stupid ocean!<wait 250> Look at
me!<wait 250> I'm on vacation!"
</wave></dynamic>
<k> K̈v <keyxon>
That's Pa-Patch the Bob-omb.
<dkey><wait 300></dkey>
He's a salty old sailor, and
a totally solid deckhand.
<k>
<p>
...But he's afraid of ghosts.
<k> ߂ːv <keyxon>
This guy's called Four-Eyes.
<dkey><wait 300></dkey>
He's one of the sailors who
came along to Keelhaul Key.
<k>
<p>
It's the weirdest thing...
<wait 250>
I feel like I've seen him
somewhere before, though...
<k>
<p>
<wait 250>
...Maybe I'm just nuts.
<k> IhIhv <keyxon>
That's the timid Toad sailor.
<k>
<p>
He came looking for his
brother, who was lost at sea,
<wait 300>
and now he is, too...
<k> vC <keyxon>
That's one of the
shipwrecked Toads.<dkey><wait 300></dkey> He
crashed just like we did.
<k> vD <keyxon>
That's one of the
shipwrecked Toads. <dkey><wait 300></dkey>I wonder
how long he's been here?
<k> vE <keyxon>
This is one of the
shipwrecked Toads.<dkey><wait 300></dkey> He looks
waaaaay worn out.
<k> ReX <keyxon>
That's Cortez, remember?
<dkey><wait 300></dkey>
The dread pirate ghost
feared by all? <wait 250>Ring a bell?
<k>
<p>
Boy, hard to imagine someone
that scary would like us...
<wait 300>
But he's just a big sweetie!
<k>
<p>
Plus, he's like our taxi
service between Rogueport
and Keelhaul Key! <wait 250>I love him!
<k> j[ <keyxon>
That's Francesca the Pianta.
<dkey><wait 300></dkey>
She's "well connected," get
me?<wait 300> Her dad's a big boss.
<k>
<p>
She doesn't crave money or
power or anything like that,
though.<wait 250> She lives for love.
<k>
<p>
Doesn't that, like, totally
melt your heart?<wait 250> People
could learn from this girl!
<k> s[g <keyxon>
That's Francesca's boyfriend,
Frankie.<dkey><wait 300></dkey> He's the future of
the Pianta syndicate.
<k>
<p>
Hard to believe, isn't it?
<wait 250>
Still, he's the number-two
guy after Don Pianta.
<k>
<p>
You'd think he'd be this
tough guy, but Francesca has
him eating out of her hand.
<k> Ru <keyxon>
That's a rare Whacka.<dkey><wait 300></dkey> I don't
think you see many of his
kind anymore, nope.
<k>
<p>
If you whack a Whacka, they
drop a Whacka Bump.<wait 250> Those
are supposed to be delicious.
<k>
<p>
They fetch a high price in
gourmet auctions, too.<wait 250> Yup,
super-precious delicacies.
<k>
<p>
Still, whacking a defenseless
creature to get one...<wait 300> You'd
never do that, right, Mario?
<k> LUY <keyxon>
I...<wait 250>totally...<wait 250>can't...<wait 250>BELIEVE...<wait 250>it!
<dkey><wait 300></dkey>
How's this guy know where
we're gonna be all the time?
<k>
<p>
...And did he SWIM here or
something?<wait 300> Please...<wait 250> Please
tell me this is a nightmare...
<k>  