kpa_stg1_000 <scale 2><shake>
Gra ha ha har!
</shake></scale>
<wait 1000>
<p>
Bowser, the mighty Koopa
king, has arrived!<wait 250> Hold
your applause, minions!
<k>
<p>
But now that I'm here...<wait 250> 
Kammy!<wait 250> You crusty old hag!<wait 250> 
Why did you summon me?
<k> kpa_stg1_001 Uh, Great Lord Bowser...
<wait 250>
The, uh, crusty hag Kammy
Koopa will arrive momentarily.
<k>
<p>
I'm really sorry for the
inconvenience, but please
wait at the rear of the room.
<k> kpa_stg1_002 Please, Your Ghastliness...<wait 250> 
I have to ask you to wait at
the rear of the room.
<k> kpa_stg1_004 Greetings, Your Huffiness.<wait 250> 
The hag, Kammy Koopa, will
be arriving at any moment.
<k> kpa_stg1_006 So, the other day I saw
Lord Bowser gazing longingly
at a photo of Princess Peach.
<k> kpa_stg1_007 Uh, you may want to put a
cork in it, man...
<k> kpa_stg1_008 Hoo! <wait 250>I tell you, the look on
his face when he was mooning
over that thing...<wait 250> Huh?
<k>
<p>
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!<wait 250> 
L-Lord Bowser!!!
<k> kpa_stg1_009 Well?<wait 250> I'm dying to hear the
rest of your hilarious story,
Mr. Comedian! <wait 250>Do share!
<k> kpa_stg1_010 I'm not funny, sir!
<k> kpa_stg1_011 He's not funny, sir!
<k> kpa_stg1_012 Lord Bowser!<wait 250> I have been
training day and night to
help you conquer the world!
<k>
<p>
Should the time come, I shall
be ready!<wait 250> Order me as you
please, Your Surliness!
<k> kpa_stg1_013 Uh...super.<wait 250> In that case,
I order you to do some
sit-ups, Tubby.
<k> kpa_stg1_014 Ahh...<wait 250> MAN, I'm attractive!<wait 250> 
Every time I look at this, I'm
overwhelmed by its coolness!
<k>
<p>
When I take over the world,
I'm gonna stick these statues
all OVER the place! <wait 250>Yeah!
<k> kpa_stg1_014_1 Boy...<wait 250> Do I even HAVE a
less handsome side? <wait 250>Any way
you look at this, it's perfect!
<k>
<p>
When this world is mine,
these statues are gonna be
mandatory in all households!
<k> kpa_stg1_014_2 Wow...<wait 250> What a profile!<wait 250> 
Although...<wait 250>this thing could
use a good dusting...
<k>
<p>
Huh?<wait 250> It looks like this eye
is a little loose...<wait 250> Incredible!<wait 250> 
The statue's eye is a jewel!
<k>
<p>

   I got the Bowser Jewel!

<k>
<p>
...<wait 250>Just kidding.
<k> kpa_stg1_015 Hail, Lord Bowser!
<k> kpa_stg1_016 Lord Bowser!<wait 250> Please, if it's
not too much trouble, head
to the rear of the hall.
<k> kpa_stg1_021 Ah!<wait 250> Lord Bowser!
<k> kpa_stg1_021_1 <small>
<scale 0.67>
Huff... <wait 50>Hoo... <wait 50>
<wait 500> kpa_stg1_022 I've just now returned.
<wait 250>
I'm terribly sorry to keep
you waiting, my lord.
<k> kpa_stg1_023 I bet you are, Kammy Koopa!
<wait 250>
Now, out with it!<wait 250> Why have
you called me here?
<k> kpa_stg1_025 Please, Your Grumpiness!<wait 250> 
Don't be so impatient with
your poor servant.
<k>
<p>
Ahem...
<k>
<p>
It's my displeasure to report
that Mario, that scum, is off
to a town called Rogueport.
<k> kpa_stg1_026 <dynamic 3>
Pbbbthbtth!
</dynamic>
<wait 250>
Am I Mario's baby-sitter?<wait 250> 
I don't care what he's doing!
<k>
<p>
Are you going to call me
every time that guy blows
his nose, or what? <wait 250>Sheesh!
<k> kpa_stg1_027 Yes, well, you see, my lord...
<wait 250>
Apparently Mario is hunting
for an amazing treasure.
<k> kpa_stg1_028 Tuh-<wait 250>Treasure?!?
<k> kpa_stg1_029 Yes, Mario has gone in search
of star-shaped jewels known
as the Crystal Stars.
<k>
<p>
I'm researching just what
they are...<wait 250>but there's no
question of their high value.
<k> kpa_stg1_030 The Crystal Stars, you say?
<wait 250>
They sound like good world-
conquering tools! <wait 250>I want 'em!
<k>
<p>
Hmm...<wait 250> Yes...<wait 250> Very good...<wait 250> 
Continue researching this
for me, you brainy hag, you.
<k> kpa_stg1_031 Yes, sir. <wait 250>Thank you, sir.
<wait 250>
Leave it to me.
<k>
<p>
By the way, Lord Bowser...
<wait 250>
Do you like fried eggs?
<o> kpa_stg1_032 <select 0 1 0 40>
You bet I do!
Bleargh! I HATE them! kpa_stg1_033 <p>
Do I...
<k>
<p>
I LOVE fried eggs! LOVE 'em!
<wait 250>
But...<wait 250>what a weird question.<wait 250> 
Why do you ask?
<k> kpa_stg1_033_1 <p>
Gag...
<k>
<p>
Ugh!<wait 250> I almost threw up just
now! <wait 250>I can't stand fried eggs!
<wait 250>
But...<wait 250>why do you ask?
<k> kpa_stg1_034 Well,<wait 250> during my Mario recon,
I stopped in a lovely place
called Petal Meadows.
<k>
<p>
I was planning on taking
everyone there for a picnic,
having some eggs and toast... 
<k>
<p>
Of course, I wouldn't think of
sending out invites without
asking you first, Lord Bowser!
<k> kpa_stg1_035 <dynamic 4>
<scale 2.5><shake>
AIRHEAD!!!
</shake></scale>
<k>
 kpa_stg1_036 A picnic?!? <wait 250>You MORON!<wait 250> 
This is no time for fun!
<k>
<p>
See, THIS is why my evil
plans always derail!<wait 250> Because
you clods always goof off!
<k>
<p>
<scale 2.5><dynamic 3>
AAARGH!
</dynamic></scale>
<k> kpa_stg1_037 <shake>
Oh, dear...<wait 250> Lord Bowser...<wait 250> 
Please calm down...<wait 250> Remember
your blood pressure...
</shake>
<k> kpa_stg1_038 Hm?<wait 250> What's that?
<k> kpa_stg1_039 <small>
<scale 0.67>
Mumble...
<wait 1000> kpa_stg1_040 Whaaaaat???<wait 250> Is this TRUE?!?
<k> kpa_stg1_041 Lord Bowser!<wait 250> Terrible news!
<wait 250>
Some bold fool abducted
Princess Peach in Rogueport!
<k> kpa_stg1_042 HUHHH-WWWHHHAAATTT?!?
<k>
<p>
Tell me you're lying, Kammy!
<wait 250>
How?<wait 250> When?<wait 250> WHERE? <wait 250>Who'd
do such a thing?<wait 250> Besides me?
<k> kpa_stg1_043 I'm afraid we don't have that
information quite yet...
<wait 250>
The investigation's ongoing.
<k>
<p>
One thing is most certainly
confirmed, however:<wait 250> the
princess has been kidnapped.
<k> kpa_stg1_044 Under NO circumstances is
ANYONE allowed to kidnap
her without MY say-so!!!
<k>
<p>
I will NOT stand for this!
<wait 250>
I'm going to Rogueport, NOW!
<wait 250>
I've gotta kidnap her back!
<k> kpa_stg1_045 But... <wait 250>Your Grunginess!
<wait 250>
Wait up!
<k>  