stg1_hei_20 <boss><se 2>
Mmmm hmmm hoo ha ha!<wait 250> 
You're the first contestants
I've seen in a while.
<k>
<p>
If you've come all the way
here to Shhwonk Fortress,
you must want stone keys.
<k>
<p>
And if THAT'S the case, then
you must compete against me.
<k>
<p>
If you win, I'll let you through
to where the stone keys rest.
<k>
<p>
However, if you lose, you will
suffer a terrible fate. <wait 250>And
by "terrible," I mean awful.
<k>
<p>
Mmmm hmmm hoo ha ha!
<wait 250>
So?<wait 50> What do you want to do?
<o> stg1_hei_20_01 <boss><se 2>
What?!? <wait 250>What was that?!?
<wait 250>
NOW you want to try???
<o> stg1_hei_yn_01 <select 0 1 0 40>
I'll take you on!
No thanks. stg1_hei_yn_01_01 <select 0 1 0 40>
Yes
No stg1_hei_21 <boss><se 2>
<p>
Bah! <wait 50>You utter coward!<wait 250> 
Begone!
<k> stg1_hei_22 <boss><se 2>
<p>
Mmmm hmmm hoo ha ha!<wait 250> 
You're in for it now!
<k> stg1_hei_23 <boss><se 2>
Hey HEY, ladies and germs!
<wait 250>
Welcome, everybody, to the
65th Super Fun Quirk Quiz!
<k>
<p>
Perk up those ears!<wait 250> If you
correctly answer five of the
following questions, you win!
<k>
<p>
But get three of 'em wrong,
and you'll suffer a cruel and
unusual punishment!
<k>
<p>
Now...<wait 250>for the first question!
<k>
<p>
What's hidden in this place?
<o> stg1_hei_q_01 <select 0 -1  0 80>
Stone Keys
Crystal Star
Princess Peach
Pickle Stone stg1_hei_24 <boss><se 2>
On to question two!
<k>
<p>
What do one Mr. Softener
and one Fire Flower cost at
the shop in Petalburg?<wait 250> Total!
<o> stg1_hei_q_02 <select 0 -1  0 80>
10 Coins
12 Coins
16 Coins
20 Coins stg1_hei_25 <boss><se 2>
Moving on! <wait 250>Question three!
<k>
<p>
What is the name of the
mayor of Petalburg?
<o> stg1_hei_q_03 <select 0 -1  0 80>
Kooskoos
Burtle
Moopa
Kroop stg1_hei_26 <boss><se 2>
We're not done yet, folks!<wait 250> 
Question four!
<k>
<p>
Tell me, now!<wait 250> Where is the
Crystal Star?
<o> stg1_hei_q_04 <select 0 -1  0 80>
Rogueport
Hooktail Castle
Mushville
Petalburg stg1_hei_27 <boss><se 2>
Are you ready for the
diabolical question five?
<k>
<p>
How can one get from Petal 
Meadows to Rogueport?
<o> stg1_hei_q_05 <select 0 -1  0 80>
Boat Across the Sea
Only by Air
Go Through a Pipe
Race in a Kart stg1_hei_28 <boss><se 2>
On to question six!
<k>
<p>
Which of the following
creatures have...<wait 250>hands?
<o> stg1_hei_q_06 <select 0 -1  0 80>
Koopa Troopas
Goombas
Clefts
Fuzzies stg1_hei_29 <boss><se 2>
Now for the last question!
<k>
<p>
What number question is this?
<o> stg1_hei_q_07 <select 0 -1  0 80>
Question Six
Question Seven
Question Eight
Super Question 64 stg1_hei_31 <boss><se 2>
<p>
Is that your REAL answer?<wait 250> 
Are you suuuuuuuuure?
<o> stg1_hei_32 <boss><se 2>
<p>
Then choose again!
<o> stg1_hei_33 <boss><se 2>
<p>
AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!
<wait 250>
That's...<wait 250>correct!
<k>
<p>
That question was too easy...
<wait 250>
But it only gets harder from
here!<wait 250> Much harder!
<k>
<p>
...So prepare yourself!
<k> stg1_hei_34 <boss><se 2>
<p>
AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!
<wait 10>
Right again!
<k>
<p>
Tell me you didn't just get
your fourth right answer!<wait 250> 
It can't be true!
<k>
<p>
That's it!<wait 250> I'm making the rest
of these near impossible!<wait 250> 
Get ready for brain pain!
<k> stg1_hei_35 <boss><se 2>
<p>
NOOOOO!!! AAARRRGGGHHH!!!
<wait 10>
That's...<wait 3> That's right!
<k>
<p>
You correctly answered five
questions! <wait 250>I don't believe it!
<wait 250>
You win!
<k> stg1_hei_35_01 <boss><se 2>
SO...<wait 250>VERY...<wait 250>AAAAANGRY!!!
<wait 10>
I can't believe I lost!
<k>
<p>
I guess I have to let you
through!<wait 250> Stupid rules...
<k> stg1_hei_36 <boss><se 2>
<p>
Mmmm hmmm hoo ha ha!
<wait 5>
WRONG! <wait 250>Wrong wrong wrong!
<wait 5>
You fools!
<k>
<p>
Remember: <wait 250>if you get three
wrong, you're going to suffer
like you wouldn't believe!
<k>
<p>
Mmmm hmmm hoo ha ha!
<wait 10>
Don't let the pressure get
to you!
<k> stg1_hei_37 <boss><se 2>
<p>
You blithering meathead!
<wait 10>
You're WROOOOOONG again!!!
<k>
<p>
Get one more wrong, and
something wonderfully awful
happens to you!
<k>
<p>
Just ONE MORE wrong!
<k>
<p>
Mmmm hmmm hoo ha ha!
<k>
<p>
What's that I hear? <wait 250>Your
little knees knocking?
<k> stg1_hei_38 <boss><se 2>
<p>
MMMM HMMMM HOO HA HA!!!<wait 250> 
WRONG!<wait 50> WRONG!<wait 50> WRONG!<wait 250> 
SO WRONG IT HURTS!
<k>
<p>
That's three WRONGS!
<wait 10>
How awful for you!
<k> stg1_hei_38_01 <boss><se 2>
MMMM HMMMM HOO HA HA!!!<wait 250> 
Time for the Pain Game!
<k> stg1_hei_39 <boss><se 2>
I'll be nice: <wait 250>beat these
guys, and I'll let you pass.
<wait 10>
But you can't POSSIBLY do it!
<k>
<p>
Best of luck, fathead! 
<wait 10>
MMMM HMMM HOO HA HA!!!
<k> stg1_hei_40 <boss><se 2>
Wh-WHAT?!?<wait 250> It can't be!
<wait 250>
How did YOU defeat my cute
little Clefts?!?
<k>
<p>
AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!
<k>
<p>
Fine! <wait 250>Whatever!<wait 250> You can
pass!<wait 250> But I despise you!
<k> stg1_hei_41 <boss><se 2><dynamic 3>
HMPH!
<k> msg_kuri_map <keyxon>
This is Shhwonk Fortress.
<dkey><wait 300></dkey>
Suspicious statue...<wait 300> I'm pretty
sure it's a Thwomp bust.
<k>
<p>
Hey, I just remembered
something I read about this
place in a book!
<k>
<p>
Whenever the villagers were
confronted with a monster,
they'd hide in this fortress...
<k>
<p>
I guess there's a little bit
of history everywhere you
look, huh, Mario?
<k>  