irai_21_001 Hey, thanks for taking on
my trouble.<wait 250> All the way out
here, too.<wait 250> I know it's far.
<k>
<p>
I came out here to enjoy
island life, but now that I'm
here, I just feel lonely...
<k>
<p>
There is no one to date.
<wait 250>
I mean, NO ONE. <wait 250>I'm chatting
up sea turtles, here.
<k>
<p>
So all I need you to do is
introduce me to a nice girl.
<wait 250>
That's it.<wait 250> A girl.<wait 250> OK?
<k>
<p>
I guess my type would be...
<wait 250>
Petite, younger than me, and
pretty, not drop-dead hot. 
<k>
<p>
Yeah, a cute little Goomba
gal would be just perfect...
<wait 250>
Please help me. <wait 250>Please.
<k> irai_21_002 Hey, how's it going?
<wait 250>
Did you happen to find a
cute girl for...
<k>
<p>
Whoa!<wait 250> Yeah!<wait 250> Wow!<wait 250> Yow!
<wait 250>
She's cute!<wait 250> REALLY cute!
<wait 250>
And that ponytail! <wait 250>Man!
<k>
<p>
Perfect!<wait 250> Slam dunk, man!
<wait 250>
Yes! Suh-<wait 250>lam duh-<wait 250>unk!
<wait 250>
This may be a bit soon...
<k>
<p>
But I have to confess my
love to this girl!
<k> irai_21_003 Err... <wait 250>Uhh...<wait 250> Hi.<wait 250> Do you believe
in love at first sight, angel?
<wait 250>
Because, you know, I do, and...
<k> irai_21_004 What are you trying to say?
<wait 250>
Just spit it out!
<k> irai_21_005 I love you!
<k>
<p>
I think I have loved you
since before I was born...
<wait 250>
Please!<wait 250> Go out with me!
<k> irai_21_006 Umm...<wait 250> Oooh...<wait 250> Jeepers...
<wait 250>
This is awkward...
<k> irai_21_007 I, umm...<wait 250> I'm going out with
Mario! <wait 250>Honest!<wait 250> I'm sorry!
<wait 250>
You're really cute, though!
<k> irai_21_008 What? <wait 250>You have a boyfriend?
<k>
<p>
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan...
<wait 250>
I've had enough of this...
<k> irai_21_009 <dynamic 4><scale 2>
   PEACE!
</scale></dynamic>
<k> irai_21_010 Yikes.<wait 250> I feel like I did
something totally brutal.
<k> irai_21_011 Well, Mario...<wait 250> Why don't you
take this as a reward for
dealing with that guy.
<k>
<o> irai_21_011_1 <p>
Ummm...<wait 250> You're carrying too
many things at the moment.
<k>
<p>
Why don't you take care of
your inventory and then pick
it up?
<k> irai_21_013 Now, let's get moving!
<k> irai_21_014 Hey, how's it going?
<wait 250>
Did you happen to find a
cute girl for...
<k>
<p>
Whoa!<wait 250> That is one attractive
shell...<wait 250>but that makes you...
a Koopa of some kind.
<k>
<p>
Not only that, but you're a
dude.<wait 250> This is all wrong!
<wait 250>
Remember what I told you?
<k>
<p>
Introduce me to a cute
Goomba gal!<wait 250> Now, come on!
<wait 250>
I'm dying over here!
<k> irai_21_015 Wow. <wait 250>I am not feeling
attractive right now...
<k> irai_21_016 Hey, how's it going?
<wait 250>
Did you happen to find a
cute girl for...
<k>
<p>
Whoa! <wait 250>Now that is a very
glamorous woman, indeed...
<wait 250>
But you're kind of...<wait 250>old...
<k>
<p>
And you're not even a
Goomba!<wait 250> This is all wrong!
<wait 250>
Remember what I told you?
<k>
<p>
Introduce me to a cute
Goomba gal!<wait 250> Now, come on!
<wait 250>
I'm dying over here!
<k> irai_21_017 Well, I never! <wait 250>How rude!
<wait 250>
Go get your eyes checked,
young man!<wait 250> I am a PRIZE!
<k> irai_21_018 Hey, how's it going?
<wait 250>
Did you happen to find a
cute girl for...
<k>
<p>
Whoa!<wait 250> Hey...<wait 250> You're petite,
just like I asked...
<wait 250>
But you're a Yoshi!
<k>
<p>
This is all totally wrong!
<wait 250>
Remember what I told you?
<k>
<p>
Introduce me to a cute
Goomba gal!<wait 250> Now, come on!
<wait 250>
I'm dying over here!
<k> irai_21_019 Hey, take a long walk off
a short pier, you dork!
<wait 250>
Who'd date you, anyway?
<k> irai_21_020 Hey, how's it going?
<wait 250>
Did you happen to find a
cute girl for...
<k>
<p>
Whoa!<wait 250> You sure are cute...
<wait 250>
But, um...<wait 250> That whole goth
shadow thing is a bit...
<k>
<p>
Creepy!<wait 250> There, I said it!
<wait 250>
This is all so very wrong!
<wait 250>
Remember what I told you?
<k>
<p>
Introduce me to a cute
Goomba gal!<wait 250> Now, come on!
<wait 250>
I'm dying over here!
<k> irai_21_021 You're not really doing much
to impress me either, bud!
<k> irai_21_022 Hey, how's it going?
<wait 250>
Did you happen to find a
cute girl for...
<k>
<p>
Whoa!<wait 250> How very, um...
<wait 250>
What's WRONG with you, huh?
<wait 250>
This is some crusty old dude!
<k>
<p>
Do I look like I date old
Bob-ombs?<wait 250> This is all wrong!
<wait 250>
Remember what I told you?
<k>
<p>
Introduce me to a cute
Goomba gal!<wait 250> Now, come on!
<wait 250>
I'm dying over here!
<k> irai_21_023 Well, you're hardly my type,
either, you young scallywag!
<k> irai_21_024 Hey, how's it going?
<wait 250>
Did you happen to find a
cute girl for...
<k>
<p>
Whoa! <wait 250>Well, well, well...
<wait 250>
This IS a cutie, oh yes...
<wait 250>
But you're some sort of rat!
<k>
<p>
Close, but no Goomba!
<wait 250>
This is all so very wrong!
<wait 250>
Remember what I told you?
<k>
<p>
Introduce me to a cute
Goomba gal!<wait 250> Now, come on!
<wait 250>
I'm dying over here!
<k> irai_21_025 Mmmm...<wait 250> I'd stay out of dark
alleys for a little while
if I were you...
<k> msg_kuri_map <keyxon>
This is a storage area...
<dkey><wait 300></dkey>
Looks like the pirates left
tons of stuff here.
<k>
<p>
The switch in front there
lifts and lowers cargo.
<k>
<p>
Maybe Bobbery could alter
the timing of when the switch
gets activated.
<k> N`F <keyxon>
That's Goom Goom, who asked
us for help, remember?
<k>
<p>
Looks like he's enjoying life
here on Keelhaul Key, but
he's a bit lonely.
<k>
<p>
By the way, you don't
suppose I'd qualify as a cute
Goomba gal, do you?
<k>  