and then we get to file a motion for summary judgment after discovery because the judge
Jennifer Fisher, yes, like the office, decided that you needed to have discovery. The only fact,
the only fact outstanding on discovery was Montegraaff's alleged damages. I don't know
why we need those. I don't know why Montegraaff needs those, but that's the thing that was
standing out. Everything else was there. Our judge is literally fucking stupid.
We're going to say it. Jennifer Fisher, Chief Judge of Wilmer, Minnesota, Kandiyohi County,
is touched not by an angel, not even by a priest, but probably by retardation. She does not know
basic facts or elements of common law. She doesn't know Minnesota statutory law
when she tries to apply the law of facts. And I know this from previous cases with her, by the way,
she gets it wrong. And you know, it's crazy. I know what people are going to say. Those cases
that I had in front of Jennifer Fisher, the Chief Judge of Kandiyohi County, when she applied basic
common law principles on contract, incorrect, because she said, I can do whatever I want,
basically. She was not at that point judging in the district court. She was judging at the
small claims court level. She said, no, that's not how contracts work. I'm like, judge,
that's how contracts have worked for 450 years. You don't get to just change that. We win.
Guess what happened? We won the next time we got to the hearing, because like any boring,
stereotypical women, they will sit there and tell you why you're wrong over and over and over again.
But lo and behold, if you just wait a day, they'll come around to your thing. They'll go, you know
what you said? I said you were wrong, but you weren't wrong. I just really love the taste of
liquor being squeezed out of my vagina, and then they drink it, and then they do whatever.
I'm just sitting here going, most of the judges in Kandiyohi County are men.
How are they going to squeeze vagina liquor into my mouth? I don't want them to. But am I
Zach Galifianakis? Am I Barack Obama? Am I Joe Biden? No. I do not want man juice in my mouth.
So I go, can you just apply the fucking law? Can you just apply the fucking law? When they do,
holy shit. It supports the next client. Here's the thing. I'm not a good lawyer. I didn't win
because I came up with a novel legal argument. Literally, my clients have good cases.
And I go, this person didn't hire that person. They hired someone else. Talked to someone else.
Person A did not hire person C. Person A hired person B. Person B quit. Person C sues. Person
A. Person C is not in the company of person B. Of course, like, well, why are you there? Because
these people are working in my house. It should be simple. But why are you there? Why are you in? Why
are you telling? Why are you fighting this? I don't know. Freedom matters. My rights matter.
If you don't fight the government, they get to just say whatever they want.
This is prosecutors, guys.
Every bad defense attorney is two times better than the best prosecutor.
You're sitting here. Anybody who's sitting here going, the state is right.
Okay. Die. Die. The state is right. You want the government controlling what you do and say,
because government would rather have people who are not literally raped
by federal officers be able to say anything. When they go to say anything, they shut down
their testimony. Like, well, we want them to say everything. Yes, we want them to say everything,
but they don't. They don't want to say anything. They don't want to say anything. They don't want
them to say everything, but they don't. Charlie says you're getting bent over with diameter
all because some ego and pride. Man, this is crazy. All right.
Tell me more about my ego and pride, brother. I don't give a shit.
People always say what they want to say. It doesn't matter what you say. So say it.
You want me to fight you a minute? I'm not a narcissist.
