Hey what's up guys, welcome to Law Splitting the Interwebs, I am your host Nick Roketa
of Roketa Law, a small law firm in central Minnesota.
I am here in the gayest shirt I could find, because today has been a remarkably gay day,
full of uh... gay isn't happy, right?
Gay isn't happy.
Anyway, uh, well we've got one major topic tonight
Got one major topic tonight
We've got
the results of my appeal
The results are phenomenal
obviously, uh top men top men on the appeal and uh
Poor randazza i'm like shitting on him here and i'm not even meaning to because it's uh
The way the way this shit works out. We'll show you well, we'll show you i'll show you
We're gonna go through the document. We're gonna go through the appeal decision. Obviously did not win it
Cheers
Oh my god, I can already see it it's amazing
So
Didn't win the appeal
Which means uh, let's put it up front, which means the case goes on we go through discovery
Likely filed for summary judgment again
Because there won't be any new facts that are going to change anything
The only facts missing from the previous summary judgment was montagraph's own damages
Which he refused to provide and for some reason we need discovery for him to get his own
damages
facts out
Because that makes sense
But uh, now we do discovery and then we go to the case
I don't know. Maybe i'll get deposed
Maybe we'll go to trial. Maybe i'll get testifying in court. Maybe i'll be cross-examined
By uh, what's his face?
schneider schneider
Maybe that's what will happen
Or not who knows maybe we'll win at summary judgment and it'll be all done
So we probably should happen
But hey, who am I?
I
That being said, uh, I don't know how long that's gonna take
So we're gonna do that
And then you know, there's always more stuff
to talk about
There's always more stuff and uh
Kind of we'll play it by ear we'll play it by ear
But yeah with that said
Let me uh, let me pull this up
Which is what louis ck said
Right before he got in trouble
uh, we've got
Barrett a nut says our first ultrasound had no heartbeat. Please pray. Oh fuck dude
I will do that. Hopefully that's just uh
Well, that's just um, you know failure of the technology or something. Uh failure of the technique something wrong
That is temporary and life will you know persist on in that baby. Hope everything is good for your brother
Uh, jim cox has gifted five memberships. Thank you so much for that
See
You've been making fun. You've been found guilty and making fun of people on the internet. Oh my god. Oh my god
Let's see we've got
Where is this
I haven't downloaded the document on my uh, on my computer here. I only did it on my phone
I do like that. My case number is a two three one three three seven. It really brought me back to my old
uh gamer days
And leet speak or whatever
So this is uh, this is a non-precedental
opinion so that's nice, I guess they're not making new law with my case because
They decided it on the uh facts and the application of law not on what?
So, yeah, they they didn't have to decide whether a particular law, uh, or a particular argument was legally
I guess valid
Trying to figure out how to word this
They didn't have to decide if it mattered what their decision was
That's a better way to put it
So this won't be an authoritative opinion because it's literally just a re-examination
Of the analysis provided by the lawyers in their briefs and they agreed with mondegraff's lawyer rather than randazza
That's uh thems ropes. It's funny though
because um
I didn't write it
And yet here we are here we go
This is a fun part of lawyering and it's a really fun part of like being a lawyer who hires a lawyer
Uh, and it's the triple fun part of being a public person who's a lawyer who hires a lawyer
You hire the lawyer
Because if you represent yourself, it's really fucking stupid and it is
And it is
Yet
There are approaches that different lawyers take
you know my team chose this uh approach for
Going for nailing down a conflict of laws argument to get
A workaround for anti-slaps in minnesota as they've won in other jurisdictions minnesota court saying no
We don't uh
We don't want to do that
We don't want to do that
So you go, okay. Well, there we go. That's the answer
That's the answer. Um, but we'll uh, we'll pull this up. We've got
We've got the document right here. It is a whopping 18 pages
And uh, it'll tell us exactly what's going on
So we've got uh, christopher bowman
Madigan doll and harland pa minneapolis and david schneider from schneider madson pc in wilmer, minnesota for the respondent
We have matt kazayev kazayila plc minneapolis, minnesota mark randaza
Signed uh waved in prohok vj from las vegas for the appellants. That's me
That's me considered and decided by larsen presiding judge raise judge and aid aid aid aid aid
Judge
So the opinion was written by ede
I don't know. Is that erectile dysfunction for everyone?
I
Like is that it I guess i'm not sure I don't know if that's a name or an acronym, but it doesn't really matter
What are you mumbling about you drunk bitch god, I wish it was drunk we'll get there we'll get there but uh, here we go
So in this interlocutory appeal
So we've got this is the opinion of the court
authored by one judge the others will concur with the opinion and maybe add their own I didn't actually read if they
wrote concurring opinions or anything, but uh, you know, they'll just join the opinion but
This what the fuck god damn it hold on
You
When one of my studio lights is like unplugged or something give me a second
You
Oh my gosh, I know that won't matter to you guys as much because like streamers often over emphasize lighting
although for me
Having the lighting a little bit different made me look less dead and more like someone who is undead
Was gonna bother the fuck out of me looking up and seeing one of the lights turned off so
So here we go here we go
Now martin s says nicks got shit lawyers. I think barnes wasn't a big fan of mark randazza
May not have been
May not have been
In this interlocutory appeal that means it's an appeal during the pendency of the case
It is not an appeal on the final disposition of the case. Normally your appeal is on the final disposition
Everything is done. Everything is decided and then you appeal that decision
Wherever you think it went wrong in interlocutory appeal you ask permission from the court which we asked and were granted
You say hey
Not resolving this now will cause problems later
So we need to do an interlocutory appeal
We can't wait till the pendency because the result of the interlocutory appeal is actually
Potentially prejudicial if it's not done on time
So that's what that means
Appellates, that's me seek review of the district court's order denying their special motion dismissed respondents tort claims under colorado's
anti-slapped law colorado ryan statute section
1321 101
Appellants asked this court to reverse and remand arguing the district court aired by concluding that minnesota law governs rather than colorado law
Because we conclude the appeals court that the five factor test applicable to civil tort choice of law disputes favors minnesota law
We affirm so there you go the uh
Randazza legal group came up with an argument as to why those five factors should have applied colorado law
We're going to find out why they were wrong on those
Facts
Here are the facts
Nicholas robert riceta is a minnesota attorney with an online presence. Oh, that's nice. Thank you. How you doing
Riceta discusses legal topical legal issues. I mean sometimes the topics are a little late
Don't give me too much credit through pre-recorded videos and video streams which he publishes online
Respondent steve quest is a colorado resident who creates directs and publishes videos
Online, I mean does the live streams too, I guess
Quest filed a complaint in minnesota district court against appellants
Riceta and riceta law llc collectively riceta for defamation intentional infliction of emotional distress and negligent infliction of emotional distress
Cool riceta filed a special motion to dismiss quest complaint under colorado's anti-slab statute
Which provides a mechanism to dismiss non-meritorious lawsuits infringing on first amendment rights
Yes quest opposed riceta's motion well if you oppose it, you know what they call that
Court I guess I was going to say a joke about brazil
Quest opposed riceta's motion to dismiss arguing that the district court should apply the law of minnesota not colorado
In july 2023 the district court denied riceta's motion to dismiss because it concluded minnesota law governs this case. That's right. Uh, judge fisher
Decided that it uh that it did
All right, cool
It was a good idea, I guess to try and apply colorado law to a lawsuit that should have been just dismissed
rather than
anti-slab but hey
You know
Let's make new law
So
Hg biochemists, uh, yeah, there's no offer pal. You can't just
Pay some also it'd be retarded to do so but you do you fam
Signing jebson versus general general casualty company of wisconsin wisconsin not washington
The district court applied a five-factor test to resolve the choice of law dispute considering one the predictability of result maintenance of interstate order
Simplification to judicial task advancement of the forum's governmental interest and application of the better rule of law
The fifth one only applies if the four first four are not conclusive
So there you go
Uh
So the district court did not analyze factor five instead choosing the reliance analysis of the first four factors based on case law
Holding the district court should only apply factor five when the first four factors do not clearly resolve the choice of law issue
So I appeal great cool
uh decision
Whereas ricada maintains the colorado revised statute section 1320 1101 applies here
Quest insists that the district court did not err by choosing minnesota law
Choice of law questions are questions of law in a review de novo that schumacher versus schumacher as explained below we
Conclude that the district court did not err in deciding to apply minnesota law
Law
Nick you can negotiate a fair settlement between you and monograph like I don't know if he's willing to take what I would want to give him
Uh, we questioned but ultimately accepted jurisdiction limiting the scope of this appeal to the district court's choice of law decision
Which we concluded is independently appealable under the collateral order doctrine
So there is a conflict between colorado minnesota law and either may be constitutionally applied
Hey
either
Here we go
John gault says nick your oldest son posted on facebook how his dad is
a
Faggot and ugly and alcoholic that was that sounds more like my oldest daughter. Don't lie to me weirdo
Our quote first considerations whether the choice of one law states laws over another's
Creates an actual conflict. This is jebson here. The parties do not dispute and we agree
There's an actual conflict between minnesota and colorado law cool. They can slap each other
Average says do a shot. Cheers. Uh, no, thanks
I'm just drinking at a normal pace today for
For me, I mean not for you. You have to be a professional
Uh
Both colorado minnesota have anti-slap laws that authorize the district court to dismiss a lawsuit if certain procedural requirements are met
Most of minnesota's are struck down there is some left
Uh, let's see, but the minnesota's supreme court has held that as applied to tort claims at law
Minnesota's anti-slap statute unconstitutional infringes on the state constitutional right to a jury trial
So there you go
So that's the uh, that's the problem now the issue here the main argument to just kind of preview what they're going to talk about
My lawyer talked about if you haven't seen this stuff many of you
probably
have seen at least parts of this but the main argument is that
The minnesota one that was found unconstitutional and infringing on the right to a jury trial
Is not the same as the colorado one the colorado one uses a summary judgment standard
Whereas the minnesota one didn't minnesota used a dismissal standard
in summary judgment
There is no infringement to the right to jury trial minnesota courts resolve summary judgment issues all the time
So summary judgment standard
If that's the way anti-slap in colorado is applied
Would then satisfy presumably
The constitutionality question
This court is going to disagree with that because they're going to say it's more ambiguous than uh
Than my lawyers presented to be and than the other lawyer presented to be
So that's uh, that's how that goes they disagree with randazza we'll get there eventually
But the minnesota supreme court has held that as applied to tort claims law
Yeah, it unconstitutionally infringes on state constitutional right to a jury trial and that's line decker
Leon decker lion decker
Fucking skinny thus if colorado's anti-slap statute applies
Ricanum may have a meritorious special motion to dismiss that could dispose of quest claims
But no such motion currently exists under minnesota law trades of colorado's law of minnesota's therefore creates a conflict
Okay, that makes sense
Next quote next we must consider whether law both states can be constitutionally applied
Quote this is jebson again for a state's substantive law to be selected in a constitutionally permissible manner
The state must have a significant contact or significant aggregation of contacts
Creating state interests such as the choice of its law is neither arbitrary nor fundamentally unfair. Whoops. I'm too big. Here we go
Here the parties do not dispute that either state's law may be selected in a constitutionally permissible manner
For jebson we conclude that both colorado and minnesota have sufficient contacts with this case to create state interests cool
Minnesota law applies to this matter. So here we go. This is the first uh, we're gonna well
We're gonna get really into the meat of their analysis here
Having concluded that there is a conflict between colorado minnesota law either may be constitutionally applied
We must now resolve the choice of law question
Although ricada suggests, I mean I didn't suggest it we should employ the most significant relationship test
citing state versus castillo alvarez
ricada contends that minnesota recognizes and uses the restatement's most significant relationship approach to resolve a variety of choice of law issues
But castillo alvarez is distinguishable because it analyzes in the criminal law context
The choice of law framework for resolving issues related to the emission of evidence collected in another jurisdiction
Oh, well, there we go. That doesn't sound like
choice of law and
Defamation cases, but cool
Specifically castillo alvarez
Considered whether a minnesota rule mandating the recording of custodial interrogations required the exclusion of unrecorded out-of-state interrogations conducted by out-of-state
officers
The supreme court chose the most significant relationship test in castillo alvarez because consistent with prior case law considering the admissibility of evidence in criminal trials
The minnesota rule has both a procedural and substantive purpose
Seeing also state versus heaney saying a conflict of laws concerning the admissibility of evidence
Protected by the physician patient relationship is resolved by applying the two prongs test set forth in restatement of conflict of laws
Ricada has not identified any civil tort cases deploying the most significant relationship approach
I didn't even research the topic frankly. Oh, that's right because I hired someone to do it
Thus although our following discussion acknowledges some of the shortcomings of the five-factor leflar analysis
Particularly as to predictability of results. We nevertheless apply leflar here consistent with previous civil court cases
Cool
There we go
The parties ultimately agree as do we that the five factor
Leflar choice of law analysis applies
We got another footnote the leflar approach applies to substantive choice of law issues and does not apply to conflicts of procedure
If there is a procedural conflict of law the law of the forum here minnesota applies
Parties do not address whether colorado anti-slap statute is substantive or procedural because we conclude that minnesota law is proper under the leflar test
We do not we need not decide whether the colorado anti-slap statute is substantive or procedural and anti-slap statutes are a mix
It's one of the reasons I don't like them they're a mix of substantive and procedural
Right. There's substance in how the claims are addressed
In colorado's through summary judgment standard that standard is actually slightly modified from a traditional summary judgment standard
But it's the same basic concept. You don't have any facts in dispute
You have all the information you need to make the decision if the party admits that all of it's true
And so you make the decision
Here you go, that's simple but
They don't need to decide it it's also procedural though because in this case in colorado it creates a special motion
a special motion for an anti-slap, right it's
Creates a new procedure that resembles a summary judgment motion, but isn't quite it's a special motion to dismiss
That special motion to dismiss maybe analyze like summary judgment, but that's procedural as well as
substantive
Kind of interesting we do get these mixed. Uh, these mixed results in law quite often. It's not so rigid. It's more like
3am rigid
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But yeah, man, welcome to it
Minnesota has adopted professor robert a leflar's approach
Leflar identified five choice influencing considerations predictability of result maintenance of inter interstate order
simplification of judicial task advancement of the forum forms governmental interests and
Application of better rule law leflar approach requires court to critically analyze each case and be true to the method rather than to seek
superficial factual analogies between cases
What do you think they do
Uh, here we go. We next analyze each consideration in turn
Predictability of results favors colorado law kate c aka snake plush kitten says nick
Any truth that you offered montee a hobo's dick cheese in settlement, but montee's holding out for two hobos dick cheeses
Look, i'm not going to talk about the settlement offers that i've made to montee
But all of them involve him admitting everything I said was true because of course it is and also all of them
um, you know
Let's just say
I offered him a certain sexual preference
We'll call it arby's
And he wanted a different sexual present preference and that was
And w mini corn dogs and that's not up to me like look some people
Like what they like so predictability of results favors colorado law. Yes, we nailed it on the first fucking factor
The first factor addresses whether the choice of law was predictable before the time
Of the transaction or event giving rise to the cause of action
Listen schumacher the minnesota supreme court has explained that this factor acts to preserve the party's justified contractual
Expectations and represents the ideal that litigation on the same facts regardless of where the litigation occurred should be decided
The same to avoid forum shopping big problem here, obviously
Is uh
Forum shopping is the obvious thing they're doing here
The obvious thing they're doing
Really concerned about how the colorado anti-celeb would apply
Also, why likely why they stuck under the federal?
uh
The federal limit of seventy five thousand dollars. Well seventy five thousand and one dollars of damages
Because they did not want us to remove this to federal court
So they allege fifty thousand dollars of damages at least something like fifty thousand
They did not really specific on it and they provide no damages as any sort of evidence
So here we go, uh
The factor applies primarily to consensual transactions
I don't mind to grab notes about consensual transactions or not
But that's just because I don't know maybe he does maybe he doesn't
I don't know what happens in his tj maxx dressing rooms
Where the party's desire advanced notice of which state law will govern in future disputes
That's citing medtronic versus advanced bionics corp
Quote it is intended to protect the justified expectations of the parties prior to the transaction
And wait doesn't say prior I added that predictability is often of little relevance in tort cases because of the unplanned nature of
accidents
Wait accidents
In loman
Despite observing that tort actions generally do not implicate party expectations because torts stem from unplanned accidents
Like that's what monty's mom called it. We still analyze predictability of result in the tort context
There a minnesota police officer pursued a stolen vehicle across state lines. Oh written house now in north dakota and collided
With a vehicle carrying the appellant who was injured despite the injuries occurrence in north dakota
We concluded that this factor favored applying minnesota immunity law because the officer had a substantial expectation of on-the-job tort immunity
On
One hand loman suggests that predictability result would favor minnesota law here because rick ada as a minnesota attorney
Had a substantial expectation that minnesota's anti-slap law or rather lack thereof in this context given line lean lean dicker
Would apply to any allegedly tortious comments he made why would they say that?
They don't even know the answer to this question. They literally have said that either state's statutes could be constitutionally applied
So there we go. On the other hand the supreme court has emphasized that predictability of result quote
Represents the ideal that litigation on the same facts regardless of where the litigation occurs should be decided on the same
To avoid forum shopping. Oh, maybe
I would have an expectation of that outcome
You
James d walker says pro tip rick ada is best enjoyed with corin instrumentals in the background
Yes, just don't listen to jonathan davis sing please for the love of god
Jared harvey. What's up, brother? This is my ricka
That's my word
It's my
Found out in february that my wife wants a divorce. It's almost destroyed me starting to not not want
End myself. I think you mean want to end yourself watching you evs and kody has helped this 33 year old make it another day
Thank you first super chat ever
jared
Jared cheers to you, buddy
Cheers to you
Look you're navigating something that no one wants to fucking ever have to navigate
And if you know people who have done it know two things
No one
All of them didn't want to do it. You know the two
If you know them, they probably survived it. You'll get there too brother
Look, I always hope for reconciliation
married couples in turmoil
Maybe you can find it. Maybe not
Don't let any other person destroy you
You get to destroy you they don't
No matter who it is. So cheers to you
Don't be beaten by a process. Don't be beaten by results
Only be beaten by yourself
When you're alone if you need to get off
Have a good one brother. I wish you well wish you good luck on this
and uh
May your wife make a million dollars
Someone else's money
Damn
That sucks that sucks man
In discussing forum shopping the supreme court has reasoned that quote
People who purposefully purposefully seek advantages offered by another state ought not be allowed to avoid the burdens associated with their choice
Because quest filed suit in minnesota rickety is a minnesota resident
We acknowledge in this case is not one in which the plaintiff's contacts within the forum state are extremely attenuated
But as a colorado resident quest's decision to file suit against
rickety in minnesota rather than colorado reflects forum shopping because quest is seeking to avoid one of the burdens associated with his colorado residency
colorado's anti-slab law correct
Because this flouts the ideal that predictability of result is intended to promote
We conclude this factor favors application of colorado law. Yeah, we want that one
We did
That's cool maintenance of interstate order favors colorado law. There's two like we went two of these fucking things
Holy shit, I didn't think we did that. Well
The second factor maintenance of interstate order is mainly concerned with whether the application of minnesota law would manifest disrespect
look disrespect
Yo, la was a bitch for colorado's sovereignty or impede the interstate movement of people and goods
Courts of different states aim to maintain a coherent legal system by striving to sustain rather than subvert
Each other's interests in areas where their own interests are less strong
maintenance of interstate order is generally satisfied
If you touch this
As long as the state whose laws are purportedly in conflict has sufficient context with an interest in the facts and issues being limited or litigated
citing meyers versus government employees
But evidence of form shopping or evidence that application of one state's law would promote form shopping
Would be an attempt to evade and would indicate disrespect for colorado law
Yes
obviously
Riketa relying on shoemaker
I use that this factor favors colorado law because failing to apply the colorado anti-slap statute would manifest disrespect for colorado's public policy
Of course counters that minnesota has sufficient contacts with an interest in the facts and issues being litigated
To mitigate any concerns about disruption of interstate order quoting a decision by us court of appeals for the eighth circuit as persuasive support
That's nesladek versus ford we have a footnote here a federal court's interpretation minnesota law is not binding on this court
That may have persuasive value
All right, so we have nesladek versus ford in nesladek the eighth circuit not only analyzed minnesota's contacts with the issues being litigated
But also consider the contacts of the other state
Here both colorado minnesota have equal contacts with the suit
Minnesota has a connection to the suit because riketa is a minnesota resident and his conduct allegedly occurred in minnesota. You don't even know quest
You don't even know
no
Colorado has a connection to the suit because part of quest's alleged injuries i.e. damage to his reputation emotional distress
occurred in colorado
But because part of quest's injury was realized in a state other than the one where the suit was brought
We agree with riketa the shoemaker is instructive
Master phillips disciple number seven aunt jared and others in a similar situation just came out the other end of that
Okay, uh got through the paperwork took two years off for me third day back in the market have a day next week
He'll make it
Thanks, man, thanks for encouraging other people
It's uh, it was good for people to find out that there is hope on the other side
And look all of you know divorce people all of you know people who've gone through that shit
They didn't want to do it. They went through it. They got over it
Scarborough says I like how it says we agree with riketa is involved his work with his own
Hold up scare, bro
I know I find that funny too, but remember they're going to disagree with me a lot more. Please remember that
Because that's uh, that makes it even better
Charlie says i'm looking at a future divorcee right now. Oh my goodness charlie. Who are you looking at?
Jesus shoemaker concerned an iowa statute that provides immunity to owners of domesticated animals
That injure other people like mike tyson and shoemaker both the plaintiff and the defendant were minnesotans
The plaintiff sued his father in minnesota district court for an injury the plaintiff suffered in iowa while working at a horse show
In analyzing the maintenance of interstate order
We stated that applying minnesota law would promote form shopping because anyone harmed by a domesticated animal in iowa
Owned by a non-iowa resident could have evade the immunity by suing the owner's home state cool
So
Campsite z says imagine being monographs lawyer and having to watch your streams getting paid hundreds of dollars per hour to do it
Or they get a paralegal to do it. I think they earned it. I don't I don't actually think they're charging monograph
That's it
That's my that's my idea honestly, but uh, here we go
So we therefore concluded that the maintenance of interstate order favored the application of iowa's immunity statute
We reason that by passing the immunity statute iowa had stated his public policy interests in encouraging participation in agricultural activities
Plowing fields or whatever and that applying minnesota's law in the face of such an economic and public policy would indicate disrespect for iowa law
In this case the colorado anti-slab statute was enacted to quote
Encouraged and safeguarded the constitutional rights of persons to petition
Speak freely associate freely and otherwise participate in government to the maximum extent permitted by law and
At the same time to protect the rights of persons to file meritorious lawsuits for demonstrable injury. That's rose and blum
Rose and blum versus bud
Colorado has therefore expressed an interest in encouraging the exercise of free speech rights
Empowering courts to dismiss non-meritorious lawsuits infringing on such rights
Cool applying minnesota law in the face of such a public policy would manifest disrespect for colorado law
And as discussed above applying minnesota law under the circumstances
Could promote form shopping by incentivizing plaintiffs from states with anti-slab statutes to file minnesota lawsuits in minnesota
Thus we conclude that maintenance of interstate order favors the application of colorado law
cool
Nailed it
damn
Simplification of the judicial task favors minnesota law
This one basically says minnesota judges are retarded and can't apply simple
simple legal statutes from other states
The third factor simplification simplification of the judicial task
Quote is often considered insignificant because courts can as easily apply to other states laws their own
So i'm sorry
The appeals court says we win factor one we win factor two we lose factor three, but that one's insignificant
All right
Oh my gosh
There we go
But quote the judicial task is obviously simplified when the minnesota court applies minnesota law well, yeah
How would it be easier to apply different states law? I don't know
They're not even good at applying their own law
See we've got uh
the colorado anti-slab
Statute at issue creates a quote two-step process for considering a special motion to dismiss
citing rosenblum
First the defendant filing the special motion to dismiss must make a threshold showing that the anti-slap statute applies
Second if a defendant can establish that the claim falls within the anti-slap statute scope
The burden shifts to the plaintiff to demonstrate a reasonable likelihood that the plaintiff will prevail prevail on the claim
Drexel called he wants a baldo back and also your youngest dart. Well, that's disgusting the baldo though. He's had that forever
There's a disagreement between two divisions of the colorado court of appeals on how to evaluate a plaintiff's likelihood of prevailing at the second step
In this process
The first division is held that courts quote neither simply accept accept the truth of allegations nor make an ultimate determination of their truth
as salazar versus
public trust institute
Instead
Instead courts assess whether the allegations and defenses are such that it is reasonably
Likely that a jury would find for the plaintiff
by contrast contrast the fifth division
Has instead held that quote the court does not weigh evidence or resolve conflicting factual claims
But simply accepts the plaintiff's evidence is true
And evaluates the defendant showing only to determine if it defeats the plaintiff's claim as a matter of law
Kind of like two ways of saying the same thing, but it's not actually the same
Let's see
Charlie says no meanness, but in all seriousness, how is this justifiable?
You're spending insane amounts of money instead of giving it to your kids why not just settle first of all charlie
Don't you fucking dare suggest that I would give a thing to my children
What am I a trump and just leave a small loan of a million dollars or whatever to them?
Second of all, I don't understand how people don't get this
Settlement requires both parties
It requires
Both parties
I'm not aware of any settlement offer at all
Now maybe they made one and I was just not told about it or I don't know ignored it. I don't think so though
But uh, why didn't you just do this?
There wasn't an offer would i've taken it probably not probably not because it's a principle of the matter
You can either be under the thumb of someone like montegraaff or you can attain the age of majority and not be
I choose number two pikachu
All right. So here we go divisions of the colorado court of appeals act independently based on their understandings of law
Being that divisions of the colorado court of appeals are free to decide an issue before them in a way that conflicts with an earlier decision
By another division on the same issue
With an earlier decision by another division on the same issue
Therefore even though salazar was issued before lss it does not control colorado supreme court has yet to resolve this jurisprudential split
So here's the the ultimate issue if you guys don't
know
You're not following along with the legalese
Two different
Circuits divisions whatever of the colorado
court have issued
Somewhat conflicting decisions on this
It doesn't matter which one's older which one's younger
You're not jared fogel if they don't care
They're saying is that the different divisions can rule differently in these cases
It doesn't say anything at all
About which one is correct. They can both rule differently at different times
And they're both valid until the colorado supreme court says we need to resolve this conflict
Bainling says did you lose a lawsuit and had to appeal no
No, i'm in a lawsuit with montegraaff. We appealed the loss of a motion
for a summary judgment
Special motion dismissed under colorado's anti-slip statute
We lost that appealed that loss the rest of the case is still going on so here we go
Or even though salazar was issued before ls lss it does not control colorado supreme court has yet to resolve the split
Citing salazar in other cases observing that perhaps also due to the thin case law
Thin case laws better than that case law on the anti-slap statute division to the colorado court of appeals
Apparently disagree on how to treat plaintiffs factual allegations for purposes of the special motion
Is saying that the colorado supreme court?
Has not yet resolved this split among divisions of the colorado court of appeals
Fourth division, so this is in kubernetes versus trump
Fourth division opining salazar and lss are not inconsistent because while we do not necessarily accept the plaintiffs allegations is true
We do accept as true the plaintiffs evidence
Alicia green says your energy is flagging time to turn off the camera and adjust the lighting again
Well, now i'm going to take a break in a minute go pee because i'm old
Good lord
As a result of the foregoing
requiring the district court here
To apply the colorado anti-slap statute assuming without deciding that rickety can make a threshold showing at the first step
That the anti-slap statute applies pretty easy
But leave the district court without clear guidelines for its analysis of the second step quest likelihood of prevailing
simply put the split in colorado court of appeals authority
Complicates the judicial task
Unlike the morass presented by colorado law the judicial task for the district court quote is obviously simplified by applying minnesota law
We therefore concluded this factor favors applying minnesota law
But it's supposed to be an insignificant factor
Killer kings is it legal to drink alcohol during a deposition? Well, yeah, I think so why not
How would it be illegal to do that
That's a weird one
All right, so number four advancement of the forum's governmental interest favors minnesota law
So here we're two and two now, but the third one's supposedly insignificant except when it needs to be significant
The fourth factor considers which state's law would most effectively advance a significant interest of minnesota
Obviously minnesota's law is going to win advancing an interest of minnesota, right?
Damn
Whew
This factor assures
That minnesota courts are not called upon to apply rules of law inconsistent with minnesota's concept of fairness and equity
Signing the tronic in lindegger the minnesota supreme court held that minnesota's anti-slab statute was unconstitutional quote because it quote
Instructed district courts to serve the role of the jury by making pre-trial factual findings that could result in complete
Disremoval of the underlying action
This is a wildly
Frustrating thing
Because they're always asking district courts to be the fact-finders when they're not supposed to be
Oh my god
Dwi deposing while intoxicated. Oh my god be dwy being deposed while intoxicated
I don't have a problem being depositioned while drinking
So
Tabby timeout says time for you to turn off the cam and do some lady raggits. You're really dragging tonight. That'd be cool
Prospering woman since being in minnesota. Why does your state now have a somali state flag? Uh, because the democrats in minnesota
dominating the congress and the
You know the executive the governor's office all really really loves somalia they love somali penis
It's here we go
They held that minnesota's anti-slab statute was unconstitutional because it quote
Instructed district courts to usurp the role of the jury by making pre-trial factual findings that could
Result in the complete dismissal of the underlying action. They're not supposed to make fact findings
No case that does anti-slap is upheld upon a fact
Finding mission of the judge in analyzing the legal question for an anti-slap
The supreme court explained that clauses two and three minnesota statutes
x section five five four point two subdivision two
violated a responding party's constitutional right to a civil jury trial because the clause is quote transfer the jury's fact-finding role
To the district court require the responding party to meet a higher burden of proof before trial clearly convincing evidence
And it would have to be at trial
representative
Uh preponderance of evidence
Thus a court assuming a claim under minnesota statute five five four point two
Was required to make a finding based on evidence rather than assuming that the allegations were true
Supreme court's analysis and lean dagger focused on an individual's right to a civil jury trial
Under article one section four of the minnesota constitution and the seven years since the supreme court struck down
Minnesota's anti-slap statute and lean dagger legislature has not
Mended minnesota statute section five five four point two to address its constitutional infirmity infirmity is bad
Infirmity is very very bad
Bared a nut says we have a second ultrasound this week still have hope
That's what I like to hear my man, I hope everything goes well for you and your wife
I hope you have a healthy baby
If not, look if the worst happens
I hope you realize it's not the end and there's another healthy baby waiting in there
So here we go, where was this uh
The
Judicial construction of a statute
So long as it is unreversed is as much a part of their this is much a part thereof as if it had been written to
into it originally
Minnesota has therefore made clear that its interest in protecting litigants right to a civil jury trial
prevails under over its interest
Maintaining an anti-slap statute. Oh my goodness, excuse me
As applied to tort claims at law colorado on the other hand does not provide a right to a civil jury trial
Under a state constitution
Singh shoals versus metropathologists
The colorado constitution does not guarantee a jury trial in civil cases as a matter of right
And there we have a critical difference between colorado and minnesota
Minnesota guarantees your right to a civil jury trial
so
Here's the difference
If you are chained to a radiator you're trying to run away meet up with people
You're saying what gets to keep you
You have a right to that jury trial in that case
Colorado the same thing happens
Same style of tree coniferous or whatever same shooting with your feet because they're on wikipedia
And launching a an arrow from above
And they still don't hit the person
But either way
Analyzing that we go. I don't know
Do we do that? Uh, is that the same as summary judgment?
Is the arrow representative of an anti-slap? You know, what are you talking about you weirdo?
What are you talking about? None of that has anything to do with this
the question is
Whether colorado
Has a civil right to a jury
Or not. Oh, no, they don't
Minnesota does therefore we think minnesota is more important
That's it baling in the shadow says your nose grew by 0.2 centimeters 0.02 centimeters while I was gone
These are rookie numbers. You got to pump this up. Also, why are there so many hostiles in chat?
I welcome to it my friend
It's good times
Uh charlotte says at drop barracuda trump didn't pay daniels. He paid cohen who fraudulently mortgage his home
to pay stormy
Cohen claims trump told him to
Well, my boss told me to mortgage my house or something. I would do it heartbeat
Then you need some sleep and some eat
Yes
It looks like he's going through withdrawals guys you keep telling me i'm an addict
How would I go through withdrawals if i'm just addicted
Bikini contends that colorado's ad slap statute does not violate minnesota's right to a civil jury trial because under colorado law quote
Andy slap motion is analyzed the same standard as a motion for summary judgment and quote
This framework is compatible with minnesota law
Allowing summary judgment of cases that are meritless you're not persuaded
In minnesota a district court shall grant summary judgment if the movement
If the move wait
Of course you'll bring it summary judgment if the movement shows that there's no genuine issue as to any material fact
And the movement movement is entitled judgment as a matter of law
We're reviewing a motion for summary judgment minnesota courts do not weigh the evidence or make factual determinations
Brandon says holy shit nicks nick looks worse today than ever
Good nick. I don't know what you did last week, but whatever it was do that because you look far better towards you than last week
Man i'm short on sleep
Hey charlie you forget your principles go ahead charlie says bro, please again i'm not trying to be mean I promise
Okay
All right, you promise you're not trying to be mean got it
But at some point this shit just isn't worth it
Forget the principles
Forget your pride just throw in the towel enjoy your life
Again, tell me you're retarded without saying it
There's no like I surrender button
The court process is going to happen
There's nothing that says I quit unless you just you give up that booty
To the other party in like a like what you've got like an apple stuffed in your mouth an amusement park and you're on
like a serving dish going around a
Fake river the kerney saying your duck
Instead of throw like hoops on your head
It's not that simple
It's not that fucking simple you don't get to just exit a lawsuit and say oh i'll do this
If you accept that if they don't they don't
But here's the reality
They just said well
They're going to put a blanket on the family or a person that's going to happen
All right, cool
Let's get the actual fucking law out there
And give up that booty is it worth giving up six figures and losing that booty
I don't know. Was it worth to you?
Okay
Here we go
Minnesota a district
Quote court shall shall grant summary judgment if the movement shows
No genuine issue as to any material fact movement is entitled judgment
As a matter of law the reviewing a motion for summary judgment minnesota courts quote do not weigh the evidence or make factual determinations
They don't
Is true that some colorado courts have characterized analysis of anti-slap special motions to dismiss as applying a summary judgment like
Procedure that does not require weighing evidence. See also anderson versus
Sinphil nathan synthil nathan
Closer scrutiny reveals that given the inter-divisional split between discussed above
Of some colorado courts do weigh evidence at the second step of adjudicating anti-slap
Special motions dismiss requiring courts to evaluate plaintiffs reasonable likelihood of prevailing on their claims
signing salazar agreeing that quote review of a special motion dismissed is similar to review of the sufficiency of the evidence
Oh
My goodness, oh my goodness
Like it's
This is fucking irritating it's irritating because you have
These appeals court justices you have them
Am I okay? Yeah, i'm fine
I'm just frustrating because you have these appeals court justices. They say factor one goes to ricketa factor two goes to ricketa
Factor three, which is an important goes to
Monograph, all right. I'm gonna four is going to go to monograph
So you go wait
So you have two important ones
So you have two important ones
For me you have one important one and one non-important one for another
and
You sign into two important ones don't matter
Derek dingler says early stage withdraws restlessness feeling hot and cold and clammy wait hot and cold. That's amazing
Okay
Oh, you think you're gonna throw up on stream now. Oh my god
I'm nowhere near vomit status guys. I'm a professional
I just give your super chat. I didn't oh shit. There it is
I didn't mean to skip your super chat, uh drop erikuda. Sorry
Drop erikuda says apologies for quick off topic. Look, we always like a quick off topic, but it struck me earlier
Ironic it is that trump paid a sex worker to be tight-lipped. I know
I know stormy daniels's labia can be stretched up and stapled to the size of her fucking head
If I throw up you're claiming the nft drop erikuda if you throw if I throw up you get the nft. Oh my god
Give it to you
Oh
I I wish I was anywhere near throw up intoxication. Jesus christ. You guys have seen me way worse than this
Chariton says way you see my super chat still not funny. Well, there it is. I just i'm just getting to it now charitard
This was uh
Eight minutes ago trump didn't pay daniels. He paid cohen who fraudulently mortgaged his home to pay stormy
cohen claims trump
told him to
look michael cohen
I'm gonna need you to mortgage your home. It's gonna need to be mortgaged. It's great. It's wonderful
Mar-a-lago is a beautiful place mortgages on mar-a-lago way bigger than anything you can do. You're very cute
You've got the jewish power. I've got the power of the toupee
The toupee will get you everything
You celebrate your appeal. Let's watch. You're really good vampire hunter after the street bailing that twitch got rid of the watch parties, dude
Twitch got rid of the watch watch parties, dude
There come on man it sucks have to uh
Have to go
Watch them somewhere else. I have no idea. Yes twitch got rid of watch parties
Sucks because it was fun
Starting a bit congested there buddy still claiming allergies after erin's stream today
I don't know what erin's stream would do have to do with allergies. I don't typically have allergies. I am congested today
It's really fucking frustrating
but uh
you know
That's it. I I don't know
Oh my goodness rumble has a couple of chests here fat jimmy 1776 says please put these five dollars towards your court fees and costs
You're fighting for you, but I feel like you're fighting for all of us. Love you praying dude
It's insane
when you actually get down to
The case and the merits of the case
Which we'll eventually have to I guess talk about
You see exactly just how ridiculous montegraaff suing is I want everybody to remember
The first time I talked about montegraaff
Was when jim mr. Mediker?
Asked me to come on his show
And talk about montegraaff
Losing a defamation lawsuit against someone calling him a pedophile
Because montegraaff wasn't able to intelligibly defend himself from being called a pedophile
And so he lost the case
The guy who called montegraaff a pedophile won the case and so when jim introduces me to this guy
Like by the way, here's this guy. He just lost a lawsuit for defamation claiming people were calling him a pedophile
It was defamatory. He's like no where am I gross?
I
Don't know why I would believe it who knows
Here we go
Closer scrutiny reveals that given the inter-divisional split discussed above
Some colorado courts do weigh evidence at the second step of adjudicating andy's lab special motions to dismiss
Requiring courts to evaluate plaintiffs from reasonable likelihood of prevailing on their cleaves
Sure, sure they do
So
See salads are agreeing that review of a special motion dismisses similar to review of the sufficiency of the evidence
Uh
In that a court reviewing such a motion is called on to determine whether the plaintiff's allegations
Is supporting affidavit viewed in conjunction with any opposing affidavit meet the legal threshold of establishing a reasonable likelihood of success of the merits
That clear sign says for sophia you and her need to eat more
The fuck is sophia
Uh jr
Jacob
Tedra sent a sticker popcorn and she says use discord for watch party watch any movie
It's a little different when you're an attorney you have different ethical standards. You go. Oh, yeah
I'm supposed to not do piracy on purpose
And then we have uh
Charging so I was merely quoting drop barracuda spamming you to read an unfunny super chat. Here's another five bucks. Take a swing
Of course I will
All right, here's what we're gonna do here's what we're gonna do
Chat
Right now. Hey nick, what's the status of those 14 local streams? You promise all of them are in your
Math or whatever. I don't know. What do you what do you want me to say walking on eggshells now?
Where am I walking?
I literally believe and affirm everything i've ever said about monograph
There you go
You're really concerned about the 14 local streams, oh there will be 14 local streams this month
Sorry
Here's the uh, here's the thing we gotta do guys
Should I go to rumble or should I just go to the bathroom should we stick with youtube and rumble tonight we can
Let's do that. Let's stick it out. I'm gonna go to the bathroom
You go to the bathroom
We will be back. We will not do a rumble flip tonight
Being a rumble you can say faggot you can be on youtube you can say faggot
I don't know if you can say in the chat, but I can
We'll persist on talk about how monograph likes touching uh kids or whatever. I don't know
You should stop drinking probably, but I won't
Belief doesn't make it true poor, uh, poor man's gold pmg
Is not about what makes something true. It's about whether or not
You reasonably would know it to be false
Charlie I don't want to settle with monograph
Month
In vainly says twitch ending watch parties makes me angry
Killer king says no switch. You already lost your rumble contract. Anyway, sure idea. That's great
Here's what we're gonna do guys
I'm gonna go to the bathroom
I'm excited for pointing out the miss 14 logo streams this month. Why is it your pro cuties though?
Not pro cuties I said everybody involved in the production of cuties should be put on the wall and shot
All of them should die I just said that according to current supreme court jurisprudence, it's not considered obscenity
Or child pornography
Should it be? I don't know
Go ahead and make that decision cool
I think everybody involved in the production of cuties should be literally
Stood up against the wall and shot in the head
I think the people
The worst people on earth are the ones who took the audition footage of the little girls and sold it to other people
Because you know that happened
Misses remember when you laughed and jd jush, you know laughing him all the time. He's a fucking autistic weirdo
He doesn't understand human interaction, but that's great
Cool. I I don't know. What do you want me to say?
Does not inhale says yeah, why was nick so super track on ultra bass a couple years ago
Now he's trying to be a dick mason style contrarian retard. I literally was always just a libertarian
There you go
All right. Here we go guys. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. We'll keep youtube and rumble going we will
And yeah, there's probably going to be a local stream after this
Yes
Then some tomorrow and the next day the next day, uh
Drop Eric who just says just so that chat retard
Isn't rewriting history. I sent one chat and one reminder. No spam. Love you. Dude. I don't think you speeded anything
Don't worry about it. All right guys bathroom break. I'll be back in a minute. Peace
Don't go anywhere
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I'm muted I'm fucking muted Jim goddamn it let me reread this chat this for
Medicare Medicare if I was Asian and gay he said
Medicare says 45 minutes I think this might be my fault chat hashtag buy a hat
I wish him a million bathroom breaks it looks like you took it literally yeah
yeah dude you guys can see I'm fucking tossed this is great this is how
streaming should be everybody's mad if you stream drunk you're the one person
who's not bad ever on the internet is Medicare if you stream junk drunk he's
very happy so Jim is the longest piss on record Medicare I wasn't pissing look
it was my time of month I had my period I bled I recovered I took my doll in the
middle of it and then here I am here I am my brother tell me more about
COVID masks god damn it you sick fuck why don't you ask Minnesotans for help
Jim sounds here he's like look my immune system is like a 12 year old boy at a
Catholic Church during COVID please don't fucking COPD me to death I'm like
Jim god damn it let me get your death matter let me get your death interview
all I want to do is to make all the money on earth off of your death god
damn it I don't care if you live or die you're like an anime dungeon or whatever
all sorts of hentai in it all of us would do that all of us would do that except
except we would never admit it we just put it on your supple leprosy riddled
shoulders where your arm fell off your arm fell off like I know you're midjerk
but your arm like the leprosy pervaded your shoulder your arm fell off which
wouldn't have to try as hard on my shoulders don't get me wrong and like
falling down like forearm and upper arm or whatever that just did it I just did
it I know but like the leprosy severed of that I would crowdfund every amount
of hat I can to just get your leprosy riddled arm back on your supple Detroit
transgender youth at a camp's body also Jewish just kidding Jim I'm literally
just kidding honestly I don't give a shit who fucking makes fun of me really
don't I hope you live a million more milliseconds or whatever it do seriously
get get healthy do what you need to do to get healthy I don't fucking care
about this internet shit it's so stupid get what you need to do to get healthy
you're in Minnesota you're dealing the same communism as I am now unto me
because Jim is an unimportant little faggot wallowing over there like dying
I've got terminal illnesses or whatever like yeah that's good would you die
already so we can grift off your death I'm gonna do my Medicare stream where I
make fun of somebody for 24 hours we got Jim will you just die all right will you
just die please dear Christ let me tell the world how Black Lagoon is the same
as Andy Warski looking to PPV's asshole will you just do that I can cough like
three times an hour for you or what I have cancer it's like I could just do
that my wife named Jade or what I don't even know the Jade thing always makes me
laugh because I think of the Charles Bronson movies where he hates Asians I'm
like yeah every woman in those movies are named Jade I wouldn't Medicare me
married to Jade I don't know but legitimately please live please please
live so we can throw you off a snow-covered balcony next year you die
or whatever I don't care like I'll throw you into Tim Walz's butthole or Jacob
Frey the mayor of Minneapolis do you know what I'm pay Jim please pretend to
be a child so I can donate to Make-A-Wish just to have you learn black
people dancing from Jacob Frey and record it
that's all I want to do my life is literally I want to watch you learn from
mayor Jacob Frey how to dance like black people and I want Jacob Frey to learn
from you how to not get raped by a gay Cuban I don't know if I want to pretend
to be a child with veto and yet oh my god no you can't be a child with veto
and yet veto is veto is barred from this chat you cannot be within 500
of this chat because if he does he might find a minor if veto finds a minor on the
internet he literally fucks the CD-ROM drive because he doesn't have a new
computer he fucks the CD-ROM drive until his dick runs Jewish and it
circumcises him again vices did you wait vices is texting me holy shit oh my god
Jeff are you trying to get on here
god damn it vices where where's my fucking link I did this wrong there's no
innocence here and you know it Jim's basically a baby Nick what the fuck are
you talking about Vito being a pedophile monograph being a pedophile
medicare being dead from cancer AIDS legal vices being Korean how is this
hard you've been like did you piss out your bladder no I only pissed for a very
short amount of time I did the rest of the time is between me you know I was
tasked with seeing if you were still with us you want to come on the show Jeff
here I'll uh I'll invite you on the show medicare you want to come on we come on
my face or whatever oh Jesus Christ hold on I hate these fucking Korean
chestnuts why don't you just give us sushi what Koreans call sushi if they
were Japanese sushi oh my god everybody's fucking losing their minds it's okay guys
I'm fine oh my goodness you know when you have a you know do a show to talk
about how your lawsuits going your lawyers you've paid a bunch of money to
have fucked up dramatically yo cool I get the legal argument but this this is
the legal education you don't get normally right have you guys seen have
you guys seen how the case is going for Nate the lawyer against boozy have you
seen it have you seen it he's got legal uncivil law he's got Ron Coleman working
for him one of the best law firms in the country Harmeet Dhillon for this type of
stuff how's it going how's suing boozy going where the crowdfunding thing you see
boozy when who have I sued by the way me nobody nobody I don't sue people because
suing people's retarded I'm a lawyer I know suing people's fucking retarded
they're saying people they're crowdfunding it tons of money all students boozy guy
go for it here I am saying hey maybe
maybe don't do this maybe like just complain about them online and grift it maybe try that
that or they could go all the way to fucking go straight to YouTube with their problems
they can get a ban off the internet here I am the same guy always been the same fucking guy
because uh yeah don't uh don't black people just do whatever just do what you have to do
why is this hard oh is Chris boozy making fun of me Chris boozy can't make fun of a
fucking bottle of Pedialyte because he can't afford it you're worried about what he says oh my god
what did they do nothing
love Nate he's great
I love all these guys they're fantastic
they sued a fucking weirdo under broken rules
conglis says uh he's jealous of Nate's crazy youtube games no I want I wouldn't need to make
all the money in the world I like these people you guys are weird
I like all these people I want them to win I want the monographs of the world to fucking win
monographs terrible
monographs should be put down like Lassie if Lassie was retarded molested children
there says what does this appeal decision even mean is it a venue thing or something else
the appeal decision means literally this if we won the appeal decision it'd be remanded in
district court to determine if we win on summary judgment or not we lose the appeal decision which
we did Marc Randazza Randazza legal group tried to get Minnesota to recognize other states appeals
cool if we lose that here's what happens we go to discovery which we were already doing
and then we get to file a motion for summary judgment after discovery because the judge
Jennifer Fisher yes like the office decided that you needed to have discovery the only fact the
only fact outstanding on discovery was monographs alleged damages I don't know why we need those I
don't know why monograph needs us but that's the thing that was standing out everything else was
there our judge is literally fucking stupid we're gonna say it Jennifer Fisher
chief judge of Wilmer Minnesota Kandiyohi County is touched not by an angel not even by a priest
but probably by retardation she does not know basic facts or elements of common law she doesn't know
Minnesota statutory law when she tries to apply the law of facts and I know this from previous
cases with her by the way she gets it wrong and you know it's crazy I know what people are going
to say those cases that I had in front of Jennifer Fisher the chief judge of Kandiyohi County when
she applied basic common law principles on contract incorrect she applied because she said I can do
whatever I want basically she was not at that point judging in the district court she was
judging at the small claims court level she said no that's not how contracts work I'm like judge
that's how contracts have worked for 450 years you don't get to just change that like we win
guess what happened we won the next time we got to the hearing because like any
boring stereotypical woman they will sit there and tell you why you're wrong over and over and
over again but lo and behold if you just wait a day they'll come around to your thing they're
going you know what you said I said you were wrong but you weren't wrong I just really love the taste
of liquor being squeezed out of my vagina and then they drink it and then they do whatever
and I'm just sitting here going most of the judges in Kandiyohi County are men
how are they going to squeeze vagina liquor into my mouth I don't want them to but am I
Zach Galifianakis am I Barack Obama am I Joe Biden no I do not want man juice in my mouth
so I go can you just apply the fucking law can you just apply the fucking law when they do
you think holy shit it supports the next client here's the thing I'm not a good lawyer I didn't
win because I came up with a novel legal legal argument literally my clients have good cases
and I go this person didn't hire that person they hired someone else talked to someone else
person a did not have person c person a hired person b person b quit person c sues person a
person c is not in the company of person b the court's like well why are you there like
because these people are working in my house it should be simple but why are you there why are
you in why are you telling why are you fighting this I don't know freedom matters my rights matter
if you don't fight the government they get to just say whatever they want
this is prosecutors guys
every bad defense attorney is two times better than the best prosecutor
you're sitting here anybody who's sitting here going the state is right
okay die die the state is right you want the government controlling what you do and say
because the government would rather have people who are not literally raped by federal officers
be able to say anything when they go to say anything they shut down their testimony
like well we want them to say yes we want them to say everything but they don't
they don't want to say anything they don't want to say anything they don't want to say anything
Charlie says you're getting bent over with diameter
all because some ego and pride man this is crazy all right
tell me more about my ego and pride brother I don't give a shit
people always say what they want to say it doesn't matter what you say so say it
you want me to fight you on it I'm not a narcissist
Mr. Medicare says how quickly will the case move along now that the appeals finish
be quicker take a while it's gonna take a while Jim our our discovery window goes through fucking
October so it's October man
until October we have potential dispositions disclosures whatever
in October it'll end and then we will probably file again
in for a summary judgment because the judge did not say we lose on the merits the judge
says this is not ripe for summary judgment yet until discovery's over they negotiated
out a discovery window somewhere around October they didn't ask
they didn't ask they didn't ask me hey how long do you want your discovery window you chose one
oh please as long as this can possibly go what I like to do what I like to do is if
there's a if there's a milk beast over there I'm not talking about test holiday
fucking hell or Nicki Minaj or whatever I'm talking about literal bull
bovine and your job is to jerk it off you wanted to like stay there while you just get the job done
no no they wanted to like run around the yard or whatever like can you please stop running around
the yard I just want I just want to do this I just want to do that and then you find out oh by the
way your next your next discovery date your final discovery date is in October it's in October are
the Germans invading again I'll defend the shore so I just don't have to pay you as much but Jesus
fucking Christ they negotiated for an October terminal term on discovery it's like a year apart
from when they were negotiating with the other party I'm like why we just be done with discovery
in I don't know February maybe March 90 days that'd be good we just get rid of this guy and the
next guy we just bring all the fucking faggy DBZ characters on the stream with our Nintendo Wii or
Nintendo Switch or whatever you'd be like haha Goku says Krillin you're gay
can we just do that no oh we have to fight all right so they set up an amateur boxing thing it's
always bad to undercarry the main event the main event gets millions of views make tons of money
good but here we are going what the fuck is this like why is this life
I don't know I literally don't know so you're saying hey can we just finish this fucking case
why do you want to finish it oh I don't know because I should win it but even if I don't I
just want to move on you know why I should win it is because you say oh Monograph kind of seems
like a pedophile well how do you know that I don't know all the times when he admitted he's a
pedophile just go read his fucking transcript the stream where he did about pedophilia
I don't need you to evaluate his claims I just need you to look at them and go oh shit that's
reasonable Bailing says me thinks you should go to sleep come back and do the rest of your
document later why I'm delving into where I am it's fun trunk whatever call me you guys are
going to call me whatever anyway give a shit my toss yeah it's great Medicare says another five
months just for discovery asking for summary judgment move faster than that let's stretch
out for months as well no so asking for something Jim five months for the close of discovery asking
for summary judgment comes after the close of discovery because we asked for summary judgment
after the close of discovery because we asked for summary judgment before discovery was closed
and jennifer jennifer not jennifer fisher she's hunter jennifer fisher is ugly decided to say hey
by the way you know close discovery on this date and then the respondent defendant whatever can do
what they're gonna do great cool so if you have some synth speakers or something while I'm out
talking to someone else let me sit there and figure a butthole or whatever go for it the reality
is it's gonna take 30 days 60 days 90 days who who cares who's gonna tell the judge they're taking
too long 30 60 or 90 days we'll make our case as it were and then jury I guess can decide whether
or not I was truthful when I said that monograph probably likes uh fucking little boys I don't know
why I lie about that I've seen a bunch of evidence to support a bunch of shit that's crazy guy
threatened to murder me he threatened to murder my entire family because I said oh yeah he lost
the lawsuit I'm joining the sweat squad sweaty squad's gonna kill nick rickety and his family
gas station okay cool this guy's like oh but also I'll touch your kids holy fuck mom do you
like don't do that touching kids is bad to be fair he was talking to a mexican family at the time
not mine but he's sitting there going he called me a pedophile monograph have you looked at you
have you looked at you have you seen what you do have you seen what you say have you seen the
movies you create have you seen the online chatter
jim I know you remember this you brought me in the show to talk about monograph losing his lawsuit
the one guy guy called him a pedo monograph sued him guy said hey now we need this dismissing
money's like okay fuck shit shit he got fucking tossed right out of the court
why is that because it was real anyway now the internet is a great place because you can do
whatever you want say whatever you want you can be whatever you want and then everybody else will
determine you or something else
I'm not even close to passing out level jesus christ
my killer kong killer king says you didn't say probably I thought you didn't lie I don't lie if
I didn't say probably cool I just said he likes touching little he likes touching little boys
cocks or whatever sucking great I stand by everything I said about monograph I 100 percent
believe everything I've said about monograph 100 I have it's amazing he's had every opportunity
to disprove it not just against me but against other people who sued him for the same shit
monograph has never been able to disprove that he's a pedophile
nigger says wait so if discovery takes five months somewhere you could take up to three months
you might have another eight months of this at a minimum I'm amazed it's coming on this long yeah
brother might be eight months of discovery and then however many months of
pre-trial motions post and trial trial trial and trial motions and then post trial motions
right if there's an appeal to go on who knows who knows funny thing is the best part is
say monograph wins this thing he has to prove damages probably monograph is that when I started
talking about him his viewers went up his income went up they went higher
so he's gonna what hope I'm in a position where he's fucking me with a dig up
this is the problem that they've had they have not been able to show any actual damages from
monograph he doesn't have damages because he doesn't have income he doesn't have income
because he's an embarrassing streamer who jerks off on the corpses of dead people he was bullying
I don't know that's a joke is it yes
read the document look at this guy and go yeah he's fine he's okay this ender is okay
it's never okay none of these people are okay they're broken god damn it you know people think
I am what I am I'm like good cool do you see what your congressmen are never will they're way worse
you're way worse than anything you could be
I should hold on just trying to find my fucking mouse so we can do this
fuck
uh
god damn it I'm trying to find my one window
I'm bad at it look it's not your fault but it is chat I know
Jim by the way how long do you have left to live Jim
seriously I want to know because I've had this dream of going
to your house just sitting outside like petting your roses or whatever your flowers I don't know
where you live doesn't forget flowers I'm putting petting your uh whatever your perennials are
and then your perineum like oh god Jim I just want you to live through this will you please
have an enlarged prostate but then get over it you're like no Nick I can't COVID has got me
I called the government at first told them that COVID was going to kill millions of people
and then it did and I'm like Jim the elderly aren't people neither are blacks you're like no
no that's who they killed to kill to kill all people and black people I'm like well there
aren't old black people so those are white people and then you kill black people and you're like
I'm like Jim why are you so scared you're like I have COPD of the vagina or whatever
I just want to I just don't want to die from Governor Tim Walz
Jim I will protect you I'll put my mouth buttocks whatever it is over your fragile sensitive vagina
I'll save you from that but your skin isn't going to give you COVID and I didn't have COVID
what am I Jewish I don't have COVID come to your house sit around in your front yard until you
come out because you can't stop me anymore I'm just sitting there meditating over tea or whatever
like Jim will come if I don't build it Jim will come you come out you're like what are you gonna
build there champ I'm like I don't know slugger can I call you slugger because I think I'm older
than you but if I'm not you look younger than me because you look like you're dying
I want to build a movie theater for you Jim to just play Charlie Brown movies for the rest of
your life it's probably gonna be two or three minutes and want that to happen
and we just have us have a good time why why is it so hard you're like but I'm in St. Louis Park
you're not I know this joke I'm in St. Louis Park that's where all the Jews are Jim how much gold
do you have he's like enough to mortgage 12 houses but because they're Jews 24 houses
a three and a half percent to maybe 12 percent Jim don't do it
instead instead I need you to go I need you to go to the Mayo Clinic hand him a jar of
Hellman's and say please gentlemen save me save me here's Hellman's put it on the back of the bread
here's Hellman's put it on the back of the bread put on a sandwich put it on oh god put it on a
soup chicken wings I don't care I just need the Hellman's mayonnaise to keep me sustained
Jim I'm kidding seriously dude get well have fun make fun of me all you want I don't care
here I love you man you introduced me to Monograph you cost me all this money
you're the fucking uh you're the fucking guy who did this to me I will forever never forgive you
like when you finally die and they bury you in the ground I'm gonna go find your corpse
you dig you out I'm gonna donate to you to the U of M and I'm gonna say oh no this is a Muslim
who's the suicide vest didn't go off can we put it back on him and send him into Israel
and we will FedEx that motherfucker in Israel his name will be Mohammed Allah who uh I don't know
Boba tea or whatever I'll put the vest on him say go in peace find your 72 virgins
and that man will flow right into Israel he will blow up in town square
he'll kill probably two or three Jews no Jewish women because they keep them for the calendars
they don't put them on the front lines and then and then only then will he go back to Muslim heaven
he will find oh my god 72 world of warcraft players and all of them play warlock
and they're all like please please please please don't bend me over keep me standing
because that's how I like it Jim will be like why is I didn't I didn't do the suicide bombing
and I'll call hell myself and I'll be like hey by the way Jim I did this I did this to you
but I'll buy a hat
I'm kidding god damn it
uh Bob Smith says Nick or I don't care how drunk I don't care how drunk he is who gives a fuck
because he's buying two hats do you have one that comes in yarmulke I need that for my circumcised
penis literally I the chat doesn't know you do know I love Medica he's a guy I grew up watching
he's a guy I grew up watching grew up being I was 30
like because we don't grow up in our teens anymore we grow up when we're 30 or whatever
Jim's out here making fun of people and I'm like oh god I used to make fun of people too I can do
this he's doing that and now Jim's making fun of me I'm like god damn it he's right
okay I'm gonna keep doing it because I want more I want him to stay alive I want him to like do
that thing where he travels around the mall they have that treadmill and the black guy running on
it they're like see if you can keep up with the black guy and the police officer get on there and
they just fall over and over but like the one Mexican gets on there the black guy has a green
card in his hand the Mexican overtakes him every time he's like I will shingle your roof or whatever
I'm gonna get you I'm gonna get you he just chased him down
I want Jim to have one of those with his wheelchair with Bill Gates like where he's
sitting on Bill Gates's lap just like rolling 12 miles an hour he's like I've got super buff arms
I don't Jim's arms are way better than mine and then you think about it you're like oh my god
if this man were in Hiroshima he would need a fucking handicap ramp to survival
they didn't even have those they didn't even have those they they flashed images of jappos on the
wall they put them into dust and made them into pudding for Dr. Phil or whatever you're like oh
god what would Jim have done there like no he wouldn't have done that he would have been FDR
he would have been FDR no he would have been an American president his wheelchair were rolled up
and then he would have died and left it to Eisenhower to solve the goddamn problem of the
Japanese Eisenhower created anime Jim you didn't why why did you lie to me why did you lie you
said you created anime you're watching these big titty anime bitches no no no no you created the
interstate highway system you created legal drinking age of 21 you created everything wrong
with America you try to give it to FDR but it was it was Eisenhower Eisenhower is you
like oh I have a wheelchair too no you didn't you didn't Jim you didn't have a wheelchair you had
internet access and a time machine and you went back you dropped the bomb on the Japanese thank
you by the way you should have done more but you didn't instead you left karaoke bars
sushi what the fuck is wrong with you big booty bitches like knocking themselves like animated
ones because no Japanese women have an ass they don't have an ass because they don't matter
because Japanese men just want a hand hand up hand out just like communists they're like oh wait
I can do this and their hand becomes a futonari have you seen I know you know this their hand
a slit opens up here like in vampire hunter d and instead of a mouth an intelligible conversation
a giant black cock comes out and they're like this is Elizabeth Warren they then they die
fucking themselves and you're like no this is good I'm like Jim no no why would you create anime no
no please nuke them again please do the Japanese again just tell me it's a campfire like what we
don't like a campfire like no no keep your paper wall rice paper it's even worse keep your rice
paper wall structures I hope your government buildings are rice paper too the North Koreans
at least learn how to use concrete but again as the Chinese how you've birthed they'll tell you
the men behind the sun right or whatever the bind your legs and they'll call the baby retarded
because it looks Vietnamese and they will just kill you and no you sit there and you're like
no we want to create anime we'll create Japan Japan will be better with anime and Tom Cruise
like stop no no no don't do it don't do it remember that roller ball movie where James
Khan killed Japanese people with his bare fucking hands that's what we need that would stop anime
a nuke doesn't stop anime bare fucking hands and James Khan he'll kill every anime motherfucker on
the planet you team up with Charlie's bra Charlie Bronson in Kinjite he's like I don't need your
kimono wearing motherfucking slant-eyed asses out there kill yourselves I'm making fried rice
the Chinese way I'm like Charlie's Bronson what are you doing like that's like Charlize Theron
monster you're weird you're ugly you look like a man and like oh yeah Charlie Bronson he had a rope
here but he didn't use it he didn't need to he had fukushima and he's like I'm gonna send radioactive
water you send radioactive water to your house Charles Bronson then by then it was a battle of
the egos we know who won none of them
Riley U.S. Leafs says I used to wake up with my liver like next to me smoking a cigarette
and flipping me off both think much better now eight plus years later
I just think we'll survive this of course I will oh my goodness
summary Montagraph and his gay fucking lawyers who don't know what they're doing beat the best
the reader at this one big like Tom Hanks after he sees a man I'm large
Montagraph and his small-town Minnesota never done a defamation case attorneys have defeated
have defeated the best defamation lawyers in the country
do you know how much randazza charges per hour do you know how much it costs
it's at least a big mac it's at least a big mac and then Montagraph is over here
with a retarded appellate attorney he's like I've never even been to appeals I don't know
what to write he writes an argument that's incomplete in fact randazza and his team they
capitalize on this I don't even want to know how much my appeal costs they capitalize on this they
go yeah this appeal doesn't make any sense because this isn't even the standard I'm like you're right
it's not it's not in the standard but the court didn't care because Montagraph
and his cut-ranked disco attorney is still in roller skates or whatever
he's he's walking circles around one of the best anti-defamation lawyers in the country which is
randazza oh my god how much does he cost how much does he cost I don't know I try not to look I try
not to look because I'll pay it either way like I have to and then you're like hey
uh why did you lose like well try other stuff like what but
like I know why this wasn't defamation why don't you
you well we want to do xyz you know like well I mean I guess that's cool
Benjamin the dream wizard says grifting off of medicare's death chef's kiss now I'm grifting
off of the possibility that medicare will die if this motherfucker was at niagara falls with me
I wouldn't push him off the fucking cliff that'd be really weird I would push him into canada and
trudeau would kill him with calvin up his butthole
and I would absolutely do it jim if you were and I were at niagara falls I would demand a
hand job first but I would shove your ass into canada like hey Justin son of
fidel will you please come down here and rid me of this problem you're like what can I do my black
brother I'm like I've done blackface as hard as you like there's a guy here who's never done
blackface you know why why because he's in he's in a wheelchair and it doesn't have rims it doesn't
have rims Justin he's like oh my god I gotta get the negro police on this a bunch of like weird
latino and filipino canadians come down like we don't have blacks here in canada blacks aren't
welcome here because they steal bikes and we like to ride bikes in the mountains but we do have
filipinos we do have latinos probably some chinese and maybe a dominican or two when we need a knife
you're fucked jim jim's sitting there like wait no he doesn't have arms his arms do math
the hacker says they'd force me to use the maid thing I think this is what the canucks call it
when they in their health care yeah yes yes they're like oh sorry we have an option to beat your
cancer and you're like oh what is it they're like well it's death what do you mean that doesn't
sound right no it's fine well what method do you use do you like a lethal injection where it feels
good then I die like slowly in my sleep no we don't do ketamine here that's all for elon musk
and his butthole you don't get ketamine what are you what are you are you even in silicon valley
and you're like I'm going to show you my silicon valley he's been repaired so I can sit in this
chair you're like no no no here's what we're going to do we are going to put ketamine in your mouth
then one of your viewers in your mouth and we're going to put a gun in your vagina and pull the
trigger until you're dead like that doesn't sound pleasant like it's not pleasant it's free speech
bitch the canadian way but canadians don't do anything they pull the trigger on themselves
you know they do but closest god damn it jam why are you doing this to me I hate you
because there's scrutiny reveals that given the inter-divisional split disgust above
given the inter-divisional split disgust above some colorado courts some of them do weigh evidence
at the second step of adjudicating anti-slap special motions dismiss requiring courts to evaluate
plaintiffs reasonable likelihood of prevailing on their claims they actually don't they literally
don't have to value the weight of the fucking evidence uh Ryan blue thunder says nick I know
a guy who has a pie who has pie we're gonna get you feeling the sunshine I'll eat pie on the
rumble stream mr ruby elf says how do you feel about drugs nick I don't care what people do
go do whatever the fuck you want if the government wants to intervene in your life
it doesn't matter what it is drugs school speeding you being a gay faggot I don't care
whatever you want to do like why would you acquiesce to the government you own them
you made them you you created this system they started creating rules someone you fuck the
government fuck the government every time learn to be black I think he killed nuclear acorn says I
may not be allowed to exist as a person but at least I want to see how your appeal went
hope it was well no it didn't go well at all again I have one of the best
one of the best defamation defense attorneys in the country he lost the appeal
Minnesota a choice of law can we just dismiss the case outright I don't know
Edgar says so are you free to stream how you want on youtube rumble is still forcing you the whole
switch over no I get to choose what I want not used to seeing you over here for extended streams
now I that was one of the goals of my renegotiation was like I don't want to be as
fucking controlled and then I don't think the switch to rumble is good if I want to start a
show on youtube I kind of want to end a show on youtube by end of show I mean someone else's show
you know what I mean like I want to have the show on youtube the whole time
I do the rumble flip I don't have to
getting a feel for it whatever but yeah man that's good Jim though if you ever want to like have me
on the show make fun of me I don't care I literally just want to hold your hand while you pass on
into the never winter or whatever tentacle porn come on Jim don't do tentacles into that good night
that good night I have seen writhing squiggling things go off into that good night no I don't
want every I want you to kill baby seals and boogies or whatever ATF agents
anyway man I legitimately please don't invite me on I'll just be drunk and stupid please don't
invite me on but hear this Jim get healthy as healthy as you fucking can and I'll meet you at
the gayest breakfast place Minnesota we can have mimosas if your constitution can handle it
and then I'll make you eggs we won't buy eggs at the buffet because that's really gay but I'll
make you eggs at your house or whatever just the whites though
Jesus you can hold my hand you'll have to buy a hat first priorities after all buy every hat
you've ever sold okay I fucking hate the internet because all like I'm
sitting here going god damn it you're like I receive Jim I like I just want
Medicare to live so you can make fun of me I'll do stupid stuff just so we live god damn it
please Jim live you're like Leonardo DiCaprio and Titanic except you're not chasing Kate Winslet
you're chasing the fucking loser rich guy's hat no don't throw that up it's like well take
Kate Winslet has titties in a vagina that you were just trying you're like I don't care
I'm gonna jump in the ice cold water like there's a door you fit on top of her the door and the hat
you're like no I'm gonna fuck the hat in the ocean while I'm freezing to death I'm like well
that's 2020 for you I know Jim is still there talking about the weather man the fucking uh
Kevin's like ah Kevin's gonna kill us all it's like no only old people and who cares about them
right why do you mind he's like I have COPD and he dies and then if fucking AI takes over his
stupid goddamn YouTube account he's posting my channel he's like no I'll talk to you
Jim you won't you're dead I went to your funeral I teabagged your corpse
Boogie put his saliva on my balls to put in your mouth while you were dead you didn't even care
you didn't care all right here we go it's more important than that closer scrutiny reveals that
given the inter-divisional split discussed above some colorado courts do weigh the evidence
at the second step adjudicating anti-slap special motions dismiss crying corpse to
courts not corpses to evaluate plaintiffs from reasonable likelihood of fulfilling other claims
to evaluate plaintiffs from reasonable likelihood of fulfilling other claims see Salazar
agreeing that review of a special motion dismissed is similar to review of the
sufficiency of the evidence and not a court reviewing Batman such a motion is called on
to determine whether the plaintiffs allegations is supporting affidavit viewed in conjunction
with any opposing affidavit meet the legal threshold of establishing a reasonable likelihood
of success on the merits that's a bunch of bullshit to say yeah you have to prove your case
without proving your case that's what it says
see also make your life epic LLC any colorado's anti-slap statute requires courts to consider the
pleadings and supporting and opposing affidavits seeing the facts upon which the liability or
defense is based and evaluate whether the plaintiff has established that there are reasonable likelihood
he will prevail prevail on the claim and normally if you are if you are making a motion
you assume the claims claims are true for the purposes of the motion if you're defending a
motion the other side has assumed all the claims are true we have ways to deal with this we have
ways to deal with this there exists in the common law for fucking ever
i've got a problem the problem is urination
kidding i'm not kidding that is the problem i'll be right back four minutes or so less i hope
so
he drank a fair bit and then realized that his bladder can't handle the liquor inside
leaving us with his chair while he runs up the stairs hoping the stream doesn't sudden you die
while we are waiting we'll be laughing at you the drinking along is what most of us do
the chat is united getting excited what you have for us when you're getting this through
when
now you're washing your hands and you realize that
you've forgotten to scrub both the front and the back then you'll grab a quick bite kiss your
lady good night and remember to thank her for all of the snacks
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He drank a fair bit and then realized that his bladder can't handle the liquor inside
Leaving us with his chair while he runs up the stairs, hoping the stream doesn't suddenly die
While we are waiting, we'll be laughing at you, the drinking along is what most of us do
The chat is united, getting excited, what you have for us when you're feeling is through
When you have some letter and those think to control
Freedom of liquor doesn't mean freedom from soaking your drawers
Now you're washing your hands and you realize that you've forgotten to scrub both the front and the back
Then you'll grab a quick bite, kiss your lady goodnight, and remember to thank her for all of the snacks
Oh, water will cure your hangover
Oh, so drink some when the stream is over
When you have some letter and those think to control
Freedom of liquor doesn't mean freedom from soaking your drawers
When you're old, you don't pee more. When you drink whiskey, you pee a shitload. That's all.
Jim, I don't know if you know this, but there's a guy who made shirts with you in your alleged picture on the back
On the back because the bears liked him or whatever
Panty of furniture, made these sweatshirts, his hoodie, he's got pockets in the front because people use pockets on shirts
I don't know why, like calculus students and fangates or whatever, his pockets on the front of their shirts
But he had medicare shirts that he made. From the Knoxville Knockout, back when Chef Red Pill was still alive
Coach, he wasn't his chef. Coach Red Pill. Chef Red Pill would be cooler. Coach was alive
Ralph and Dick and Coach were all friends. I was there. Andy Worske was still doing cocaine
And we're like, this is funny. And Tonka, Tonka still couldn't walk
Just like he was in fourth grade or whatever
Did Andy wear one during the boxing match? Yes, it's white. It's who white?
It actually is so white when I wear one of those hoodies
And I go to Chicago, I just kneel on black people all the time. So I do
Anyway, I tried to find it. I tried to find my white nationalist medicare Fuentes hoodie
And I didn't have it in my closet. What am I, Eminem? Like I used to have cool stuff in my closet
And now all I have is woke bullshit. I'm talking to Lady Raggits, I'm like, what the fuck? Where's my white hoodie?
I was in Tennessee. I don't know what I did. I don't know where it is.
I just wanted to back my friend Jim. He can't do it because he doesn't have back skin or muscle or skeletal structure
All he has is an iron lung, an iron kidney, and three iron Jews to circumcise, mouth-fuck him every day
He just won't live. I'm like, God damn it. Jim, no, you can pull out of this. Please pull out of the Jewish mouth. Just kidding.
I'm just kidding, Jim. Please don't make fun of me.
Not the peeing lawyer song. I'm not peeing again. Nice try, Nick. Medicare and Fuentes? Nah, not now.
I love that. I watched the medicare Fuentes thing. I tried to be on Fuentes's side. I was really mad at Jim.
Jim, I went right behind you in high school and you took the Italian Dunkers.
I know he knows that those aren't, even though he grew up with all the Jews in St.Jewish Park or whatever.
You took the Italian Dunkers. I'm like, Jim, no, I have to buy a Red Baron pizza. God damn it.
But one day I beat him to the Italian Dunkers. Shitty marinara sauce. You're from Ragu or whatever.
So you get to Ragu and then you add in this week's abortion from the high school sluts.
You blend those up and you pour them into Ragu. They're like, oh yeah, this will serve all the kids.
And it would. And then you need noodles. What are those? We don't care what those are.
We have nondescript meat product to put in this sauce thing. God, I love public schools.
But then next week, you're like, Italian Dunkers. Yes. You're happy about it every time.
Why? Because it's not the country fight steak. It's not a Red Baron pizza that you got because you were too embarrassed to buy anything else.
Do you know what it's like? You fucking losers don't even know what it's like. Public schools are bad food.
You don't even know. Know what you get when you combine government with Scandinavia? You get Scandinavia.
Scandinavian food is like Auschwitz for a T-Rex. I'm biting this. It's just bones. It's just bones. It's bones and dust.
Some of this tastes weird. It's like, well, that's the seasoning. What's the seasoning? Zyklon.
No. Scandinavian food isn't good. Their signature dish is Lutefisk.
This is where they take fish. They put it in a jar of poison. They take it out of that jar of poison, put it into another jar of poison.
They take it out of that and they give it a shower, something Ed Norton hasn't seen in 12 years, ever since the last time he was with Kevin Spacey.
And then they're like, oh, yeah, we washed the poison off. Now eat it.
And then the Norwegians are like, oh, this is good, yeah. And then they give it to the Dutch because the Dutch are retarded.
They can't even spell Danish. If they spell Danish, they'd have to make a donut. If they made a donut, they'd be Vietnamese.
But they're not Vietnamese because they haven't defeated communism in their own minds. They just loved communism from the start.
So they go, oh, yeah, yeah, we'll make that donut. Yeah. And they make a donut.
And you're like, what is this shit? You're like, it's a donut. It's like, no, that's a cake in a circle.
I want a donut. I want an illegal border crosser, but not a garden one.
I want a fucking swimmer from Asia to get here and want them to bad drive and run over some of the Mexicans on the way.
I want them to get here, with them to make my goddamn donut. And we go, oh, you're Chinese or whatever.
And they go, oh, no, I buy it Vietnamese. And why do we save you?
Saigon belonged to us and we just gave it away to your enemies. Why are you even here?
You should have gone to Saigon and died with dignity.
No, we make donuts. I'm like, okay, that makes sense. That's cool.
And you're in Houston, Texas. So you have donuts.
You have black people, but they're all at the dialysis center, which is literally next door.
And all their single kids and well, they're single moms, single kids.
The kids are definitely dating. They're six.
The single moms are the dialysis center and all their kids are the fucking daycare that I went to.
I went to that daycare. It's America's Choice Daycare. West Gulf Bank in Little York, by the way.
Look it up. All you want. It's great.
And then you're like, why do I have less representation in my vote?
We couldn't vote yet. We were children.
Why do I have less representation in kickball than the Indian kids?
One of them is a sniper. I didn't even know what to do with her.
I didn't know they respected women.
I wanted to tie her to a bed and light her on fire like every other Jew, not Jewish, Indian man.
Bobs and Vigene are all that matters.
Everything else is just embers and ashes of a bed.
And then I'm like looking at the other fucking Indian kid.
I'm like, how is math so easy for you?
Why is that? He goes, oh, because my name means garbage.
And the only thing I can do is climb the economic ladder.
If I can't detail what the ladder means, I don't know how to climb it.
Like, are you that guy from Slumdog Millionaire?
He goes, yes. It'll be released in 15 years. Please watch it.
I won't. I won't. Slumdog Millionaire is like the movie Alive.
There's a soccer team crash on a mountain. I hope they eat each other and die.
Slumdog Millionaire, I'm like, I hope he dies too.
Same movie.
So here we are. I'm like, Medicare, why don't you just die in front of all the Asians?
And you can at least eat garden animals or house animals or whatever.
He's like, no, I'll die on my own terms.
But you talk too much, Jim.
You make hats. You make soufflés or whatever, like a French faggot.
You're sitting out here like, eh, we will make a soufflé out of a Jim's speech.
We need to look at that front.
And like Jeff Garripe cooked his wife better than you can.
And everything I know in this world is that Rumble should have given you a contract
that says this is like a reverse mortgage, but we're not taking the home from your kids.
We're taking the home from your wife in the hopes that she doesn't parallel park it in the Pacific Ocean.
There you go.
Here we go.
Benjamin the Dream Wizard says, drifting off Medicare's death chef's kiss.
No, not his death.
A real Patriot party.
You punked chant for unprinted on Friday.
I did that. Do it twice.
Gotta make that up.
And no excuses.
Be nice, Nick. Be nice.
No, it's terrible.
Die like Bruce Willis in 12 Monkeys.
Holy shit, that's brutal.
Take another drink.
Absolutely.
Now you should play video games or something.
I'd love to, except every time I play video games, I just get sad.
Dave says, better tell Jade not to try and park the house.
That's what I'm saying.
Or Megami.
Or Megami says, Nick, love your drunken niffs.
Zach Galifianakis, woman lawyer, jokes.
Rant killed me.
I wish I remembered that.
That sounds funny.
Aha was Banda.
Can I, can I get a toast for the birth of my third child?
August Dean Newlick.
Newlick.
Born one week ago today.
Yes.
To your third child.
Person.
I can't pronounce the name of a way.
What was it?
Aha.
Wash about a.
Cheers to you, man.
Three kids is the place where it changes.
One kid.
You're good.
Two kids.
You're good.
Second is a little different than the first.
First, the leader.
Second starts to grow their own personality, but subservient to the first.
Third kid.
Holy fuck.
They win.
There are more rooms than you can be.
There's three of them.
They pair off the user iPads to fucking torture you.
Like a black guy at Eric's the bike store.
Ask him about the goddamn gear shift on the fucking handlebars.
There's not handlebars left.
I already stole it.
The guy doing a wheelie down the street with no front tire.
Why would you do that?
I always, I always do.
Anyway.
Life plus one says there's nothing to be conflicted about.
Just another drug addicted East lab.
Listen.
I take so much offense to this.
Do not.
How dare you?
Do not.
Ever.
Yeah.
I tried to let this go.
I tried to let this go.
Do not ever take Natalie's name in your fucking mouth.
I can't imagine how many electronics kids end up destroying by just using them.
Jim.
Five children.
Pretend they're all rich.
You know, like billion.
They're not.
But pretend they're all billionaire rich because their children and children are stupid.
What they do is they're like, oh, yeah, I can have another one.
Like when Leonardo DiCaprio.
Looks at a Victoria's Secret model.
He's like, yeah, I got one.
I can have another.
Your kids.
Look at your iPad.
Their iPads.
They're their iPads that they're ruining.
You know, yeah, I can fix this.
No, you can't.
You tell you.
You can't fix this.
No, I can.
Christ.
Here in the application of Colorado's anti-snipe statute that we were done.
You thought we were done.
Consistent with Salazar would conflict with an animated reasoning of Latimer by unconstitutionally instructing your court to usurp the role of the jury by making pretrial factual feelings, findings, findings over feelings.
This is fine.
That was good.
That can, depending on the findings, result in the complete dismissal of the underlying action.
Why didn't they appeal that?
And Blue Thunder says, Nick, we missed you at the National Republican Lawyers Association conference last weekend.
You being there would have raised the flag in so many ways.
They're like, oh, my God.
I didn't know he was real.
Maybe.
Maybe I could just kill him.
Hold on.
It's not the button.
Is this a button?
I literally don't even know.
Let's try this.
It was refreshing.
Fucking.
Oh, there it is.
I said it right.
I said faggots.
Somebody explain how Nose Candy works.
I don't know.
A rabble is on Nick.
We missed you at the National Republican Lawyers Association conference this weekend.
You being there would have raised the flag in so many ways.
Yes.
You don't want me there.
Absolutely.
You don't want me there.
But it's funny that I could have been there.
Aha was banned up.
Fucking hell.
The bold text kills me.
Can I get a chance for the birth of my third child?
August dim nullic.
Then one week ago today.
Of course you can.
To August.
Here's the thing.
You guys don't know.
Here's the thing.
You guys don't know when Lady Rackets and I had our fifth child, our last child.
She's so fucking cool.
It's the funniest kid I've ever met.
That's compared to my third child who was the funniest kid I've ever met because she made fun of me.
But the Fifth Amendment child makes funny you.
That's right.
You're getting pumped by a goddamn baby.
I love her.
She's hilarious.
But we're going to go to my fist slash six minute child.
He's got a neon light.
Hey, dad, can you help me with this?
I'm like, I'll get there.
She pulls it down, hits me in the face.
I had no idea.
No fucking idea.
Oh, my God.
I look back at Aaron.
Like.
Just kidding.
He wasn't there.
He wasn't there because.
That man has some narratives.
He will say whatever he wants.
I'll say.
Peace, brother.
Cheers to you.
I hope he makes a million dollars.
And everything that he does.
That's it.
So I have to say, how was Banda?
I read that one.
Cheers to the birth of your third child.
Amen.
May he never be pasty or have a receding hairline.
Mario Kart 13 says Congrats to Monograph.
Becoming the only person to ever benefit from Nick's legal advice.
Wasn't my legal advice.
It was random.
It says, get some sun.
I'd love to.
Cogniz says, show.
I thought we were reading the rest of failed appeal.
I will get there.
Okay.
The moldy crown says I help Monograph makes a million dollars.
You know, it makes me sad.
It literally makes me sad when I said that originally about like, Eric July.
I'm full on reparations mode back then.
Oh, yeah.
I hope you get disabled.
Got your balls to a subway.
So when you order a 12 inch, they just put it on your dick and they suck it off.
I'm like.
I love black people.
I think they're hilarious.
They're great standing improv actors in court.
The great improv actors in prison, even in county jail.
You're like, yeah, you're pretty good.
That's fine.
It's a little thicker here.
The town is a little more specialized, but you have a doctorate.
It doesn't matter what you say next.
It doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman, right?
Can we talk about that?
No, we don't want to talk about that.
That's bad.
That's bad.
Of course, unconstitutionally applied.
Yes, of course they are.
You know how a lawyer knows they're unconstitutionally applied?
They're leaving.
They're leaving.
Matt HTS 43 says you also advised him not to say anything.
You're retired about the case.
No, I didn't.
I'm not Aaron's lawyer.
I don't.
I don't talk to him.
He says what he says.
He did this weird thing today.
He's like inferring, letting the audience infer that I told him something.
I've not talked to that man weeks.
Weeks he can do whatever he like.
His thing is his thing.
He's his own man.
I've never asked him for an NDA.
I've never asked him to stop talking at all.
He never said I did.
The audience was led to believe those things.
They're not true.
Friends with Aaron.
Good job.
Go get it.
Build your show, brother.
I hope you win a million lawsuits or whatever.
I don't give a shit what he does.
I really don't feel like, oh, Nick says this and this and this.
I don't care.
I'm not sending the night letters or whatever.
You know, if I was sending the night letters, I would broadcast from my shower.
There'd be news attached.
I would have the judgment written on my cock.
You need to get it hard.
You need to get it hard.
I know the water's going cold.
Already condition my hair.
You need to do this so you can see the message.
He never saw the message.
That's it.
He'll do what he wants to.
Literally.
Go do the thing.
Put on your mask.
Go do the thing.
Put on your show.
That's all any of us want.
Oh, Nick's doing this and this.
I'm not.
I don't talk to him at all.
He can do whatever he wants.
Go ahead.
Here an application of Colorado's anti-SLAP statute gets to sit with Salazar.
We conflict with the animating.
The animating reasoning of Leidecker by unconstitutionally instructing the district court to use the role of the jury by making pre-trial.
Pre-trial factual findings that can, depending on the findings, result in the complete dismissal of the underlying action.
So yeah, he created a scheme.
White bread ass niggas.
Why, Eric?
Why?
They're not white bread ass crackers.
They're male monkeys.
They're Juniper Jupiters.
They're fucking cognac twinnessies.
What do you want?
What do you want, brother?
Matt says, I was referring to you telling Eric July in your stream to not say anything, say something retarded about the case.
Yes, he shouldn't do that.
But that's not legal advice.
It's fucking basic concepts.
As Ruby Elf says, Jim has spoken.
Where is that damn novel?
It's not novel.
I think the book I want to produce is not fiction.
It's not novel.
Christopher Nicholson says, read Jim's last chat.
His last chat?
Oh, God.
He mainly says, you need sleep.
Get sleep post-haste.
No.
Let me find Jim here.
Hold on.
I'll find it.
You're sucked up in Jim.
Jim says, I guess I'm behind on the lore.
No clue who Aaron is.
I just want to know where you are keeping that secret copy.
Coach Red Pill's great novel.
And when you're releasing that lost media to the Internet.
Jim.
So here's the honest truth on that.
Will Shire Boulevard.
I got an early review copy of the PDF.
Will Sharbrook put a PDF.
Whatever is a PDF.
Coach Red Pill.
I don't know if he's a PDF, but I don't know if Will Shar Boulevard was a PDF.
All I know is I opened it like, oh, a woman golfing.
Why would I watch this?
And I keep reading.
I'm like, oh, yeah, man, how golfs her.
Oh, it's her dad.
She's mad about Milagro to Tia.
That's tequila.
Why are you mad about this?
Please stop drinking.
She goes fucking livid.
She goes nuts.
She's like, I want to buy this pico de gallo.
And she's putting chains and tomatoes.
My soup.
Will you stop doing that?
I want to dip corn chips in this.
Corn chips come from Americans.
You know why?
Because Mexicans can't spell corn.
All they can spell is repair.
And all I want is these kernels.
I want to scoop these things off from both of July.
You're going to be there.
Put them in the fucking kernels.
She can't.
She can't.
Oh, my God.
It's a leader.
I guess.
Me.
Just us.
It's a joke.
Sitting here going, why are people like this?
Just give me fucking classic cars.
Just give me fucking food.
Just give me tacos, nachos, whatever you need.
If you tell me I'm going to a thing, you have liquor.
You need to have food to counteract the liquor.
She says, lol.
Mr. Rubio says, release the book.
We don't want to hear it.
Slash summary.
I'm not giving you a slash summary.
I'm giving you.
Wait, I'll give you this.
This is a slash summary.
Every protagonist in Coach Red Pill's book is an American woman.
Every single one.
The best prominent characters in Red Pill's book are women.
Of course, I criticize them.
All I said was, hey, couch, these don't sound like women at all, but they sound like set
bartender who made fun of you.
You threw in the face of.
That's what they sound like.
That's it.
I didn't send him a copy of the document or anything else.
I'm going to try and find it.
Try and find it.
Cal Rolio says, how can you call Monty a pedo while friends with Vito?
Oh, my gosh.
Do you not know this?
Mondograph can't be within 500 feet of school.
Vito cannot be within 500.
I want to kiss, but she's asked because it's tight and gingerly.
It takes like now.
Like everything, everything's cool.
Wait, you started, he says, what do you think of Israel?
I don't.
I literally don't think of Israel every ever.
You guys sit here and like pondering your orb on Israeli. Oh my God.
I can't find Israel Gaza. Why?
Go where your target or whatever you do.
Whatever the fuck your skill set is.
So you're like, I can't win.
Anderson Cooper things about Israel.
You don't.
He's just using his own map.
I don't understand the words coming out of your mouth.
I don't either.
You know, we're all.
You should play a discount.
Tony Montana.
And it beats here.
List series.
Yes.
Let's do.
All the drugs.
Tony sold before.
Be a good fucking movie.
The sound and the fury of Nick.
Hey man,
it's late.
Going to bed.
We get some sleep soon.
I won't run cool.
I'm going to log off, but I'm not going to sleep.
So all I'm going to do is ponder.
Or Justin Trudeau.
Doesn't have his.
Legs.
Turn around on the kneecap.
Split backwards.
So they lean up against each other.
And they're like,
Hey,
I'm going to get some sleep soon.
I won't run cool.
I'm going to log off,
but I'm not going to sleep.
Split backwards.
So they lean up against his calves,
lean up against squads.
Fucked on relentically.
By a Castro or three.
I don't even know how many castors there are.
There's a Castro.
There's a saving cost.
Call Castro.
Their body counts are bigger than college chicks.
We got to fuck everybody.
Twice in the mouth and blood.
Probably never impregnated anyone,
but they're Cubans.
They didn't do that.
They do.
They put mustard on sandwiches.
Why would you do mustard on a sandwich?
You're like,
get a boat and come to Cuba and buy a sandwich.
I don't want to do that.
Mustard on my sandwich.
Mayo on my sandwich.
These fucking Jewish Cubans.
Chop up the sandwich.
You're like,
why would you do that?
You throw out the garbage.
You say,
I hope Germany comes for you next.
Cal Rolio says,
how can you call Monty a pedo while friends with Vito?
Do you not realize how I know Monty Graff's a pedo?
I'm friends with Vito.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Who admitted to being a non-offending pedo
or Ralph for trying to groom himself.
Ralph for trying to groom himself.
Oh, my God.
Eat all his antibars and then do whatever.
Get arrested.
I don't care.
I have no idea that Ralph did that.
God damn it.
Guys, when I get stuck,
I go to the corner of my bathroom and roller skate.
I can leave.
Does it make me gay?
Yes.
Does it make me super gay?
Yeah.
Does it mean I can get it tonight?
No.
You're only regular gay.
What do I have to do?
Don't finger anything and we'll get you tomorrow.
Moreover, as Quest points out,
Colorado's reasonable likelihood of success standard
deviates from Minnesota's summary judgment standard
because determining whether there is a genuine issue of material fact
requires an analyst analysis
is far, far less exacting
than an evaluation of whether a plaintiff
is reasonably likely to succeed at trial.
This is the anti-SLAPP statute.
These are the things you need to prove.
Are they likely to succeed?
Did they do it on purpose?
What level of guilt did they have?
They don't have those.
You don't have a case.
They don't have a case.
Cal Rolio says,
How can you call Monty Petto,
a friend of Vito who admitted to being a non-offending pedo,
or Ralph, who tried grooming himself?
Again, if Vito's a non-offending pedo,
I don't want him to die.
I want his pizza and his body rendered down into their constituent elements.
There's a lot of fat there.
He's gross.
Have you ever seen a Subway sandwich?
Have you ever seen 15-cent kind of like,
Oh, nose for a party.
The party is literally them sitting there
shoving their fat galette full of sandwiches.
It's a party.
That's the thing.
That's all I meant.
Here we go.
Why?
Where is this?
Why?
God damn it.
All I'm trying to do is find this fucking tab.
Don't you yell at me.
Don't you yell at me.
Oh, shit.
I've got a text from someone.
Nick, we got some long gives.
Chat talking about wellness checks.
Nobody wants those.
Why would you want to check my wellness?
Oh, my God.
Ellie says, no.
Chat wants to know if you're okay.
Yeah.
Guys, calm the fuck down.
Calm the fuck down.
You saw she says, what do you think of Israel
and Les Wexner being involved in many child
trafficking cases in the West China?
Like, if you're a government employee
and you have control over the distribution
of evening minors from all sorts of races,
the most suspect person in any individual
I've ever heard of.
That's it.
Why?
She says, chat thought you cut your wrist in the bathroom.
I wasn't even in the bathroom.
I was sitting here.
Shit.
Oh, my God.
If I was going to cut my wrist,
I cut my hands off like an Iranian.
Nanonomous is what kind of thing is going
to be involved in discovery.
It's all based on public comments.
Literally nothing.
I don't know.
They have alleged that I'm engaged in some
criminal conspiracy with other law
doers to disparage them.
And I'm like, why would I do that?
You disparage yourself.
Monograph is a giant faggot.
What he does is all things he doesn't understand.
Why would you do that?
If you report on it, he gets mad.
But that's what he does.
Okay, cool.
Peace.
Hey, we're here with Nikki.
We're came alive.
I've got some room temperature shrimp.
I've got some oysters.
I've got some Ruby Red Ruby Red fruit punch.
I'm here to live.
Let's get that Georgia going.
He just goes, I'm like, why would this be a thing?
Because people are broken, guys.
Lisa Green says, time for another bathroom break.
You seem to perk up after those.
No, I don't want to do another bathroom break.
What the fuck?
Why would you say that?
You have read that chat two or three times.
Yes.
The higher proof the linker, the funnier it is.
But the real question is, do you like my parodies?
Can you wish me a million parodies?
Yes.
I've never listened to a single parody of yours, but they're probably great because you watch
my show, which means you're retarded and autistic and you hate yourself.
So to say this fully and conclusively, if you like it, brother, blast it from the goddamn
rooftops until you get thrown off by Birkin men.
She just says, we're kidding a lot.
Don't you feel embarrassed by being violated this live now?
Oh, my God.
Guys, everywhere you go, you meet somebody you're like, I would be really embarrassed
to be with that person live.
Always worse than your online presence.
You know why?
No one in here but me.
The vault has a fucking steel door that you can walk.
Nobody in here but me can do anything to me.
I can go to kill our duty or whatever.
Camelot.
You go over to the Camelot thing, you just pee and I'm done.
Go back to Camelot or whatever this racing is.
You can't do anything.
We're not going to break the rules.
Given the importance of Minnesota's constitutional right to a civil jury trial, it's not important
to give a fuck.
If you get a civil jury trial in practicality and the conflict between Colorado's reasonable
likelihood of success standard and Minnesota's summary judgment standard, we conclude that
applying Colorado's anti-slap statute will require Minnesota to apply rules of law inconsistent
with Minnesota's concept of fairness and equity according to Medtronic.
Zadarum says, how do you feel about mixing drugs and alcohol?
I don't care.
Do whatever you want.
Do more.
Isha Green says, was it really a good idea to regularly state Monty molest children early
in the stream?
Yes.
Mondograph, I believe, is someone who enjoys touching boys.
As I've said, everything I've said, I believe to be true.
Next to null.
You're not next to null.
Stop it.
You're not in Europe sucking up boys.
Bro, you're an alcoholic at this point.
No, they go to meetings.
I don't.
You have lost weight.
Yes.
Intention is 206 pounds, guys.
I was only 130 pounds less than no.
I was only a stripper and a half less than the whole weight.
And all the feeder that's half a woman for him.
A stripper to have less than those way.
Like, I don't want to fucking be that fat.
Try harder.
You you cry.
You left room for patio.
Yeah, of course.
Hey, bitch, put it near the garage.
I'll set it up.
Still are weird.
The fuck?
Why are these people like this?
Thank you.
The coke Aaron talking about today.
Why were you talking about Coca-Cola?
If you love Nick, chat, help him.
But I'll shut the fuck up.
You should really lay in and all.
Why?
Why do you want me to lay in and all?
Null is a guy who thinks he understands humanity.
He doesn't.
You know why?
Because he literally likes Thomas train or whatever.
He's not.
I made programming.
Like, no, that's not why you're popular.
No one made popular because you're programming.
You have to try to convert wormholes, not wormholes, warm holes.
The sexual energy for you, but not for me or that guy.
For the fat one.
Oh, yeah.
I'm in Ukraine or whatever.
I don't even remember where null is.
I'm in some other country.
I'm on a completely different timetable.
Right.
Don't answer on a normal timetable.
Make your life epic LLC, too, as cited in the text above, like his previous
correspondence.
However, Rick had his letter.
Once again, is not constrained to citation of pertinent and significant
authorities.
Why do you fucking screw that up?
But instead, quote, presents a new argument and therefore fails to comply
with the significant with this fails to comply in a significant role.
Authorities.
Cool.
Keep going.
Vision.
Gandhi didn't know one and said he had to stop so with you because of the
constant drug use.
People get to tell their stories.
Even when they're false.
That's it.
She says trust fund kid really fell off the tree far away to run.
Again, trust fund thing.
None of the people who have ever claimed I'm a trust fund person have ever seen
my bank statement.
Next thing I'll say, I'm in Arizona, dumbass.
That's where Ukraine is.
Geometry.
I'm a veteran.
I'll kill you.
Good.
I'm a veteran.
Only care about your well-being.
Really?
Go fuck yourself.
Great.
Dude, like, have fun.
You're a veteran.
Only care about your well-being.
Cool.
I'm not a veteran.
I'm a silly retard who says stuff on the internet and I have fun with it.
Why on earth would you worry about anything else?
I know he isn't a trust fund kid where he would have bought at least three hats.
I don't even buy hats.
I just look for homeless people on fentanyl and call the cops and wait for them to go
kneel on their necks because we're in Minnesota.
Homeless people are black.
Why would you let those in a house?
Homeless, I know they aren't white because those could just go on the wall with the
clever painting schemes.
Latino, I know they're not homeless.
Those come in the garden.
Those little gnomes or whatever.
You have a little Pedro walking around.
He's like, I will rag your garden.
There's nothing in there to rag.
I did not say rag.
You know what I mean?
I say rag.
Pedro, no!
Don't talk to Malia Obama like that.
And then finally, they're like, no, go do whatever.
Don't do anything I suggest.
Do anything else.
It's not about that.
It doesn't matter.
It's all silliness.
Alicia Green says, gotta go, but keep winning, buddy.
Okay, Alicia.
That's cool.
Sorry.
Oh, my God.
Zadrin says he should really lay in the null.
No, a fat woman should really lay in the null and make him happy.
Probably a black one.
I know where he's going to find it,
in whatever European country he's in, where he's like,
I want to go to white people.
No, you don't want to go to white people.
You want to go to the dominoes with a fat bitch in it.
They're probably black.
Maybe Hispanic.
I don't know, Latino, Greek.
How much chest hair do they have?
I'm not sure.
They're like, oh, you're gully, you bitch!
Christian, Christian, Christian.
And she just...
The pizza goes further into her mouth.
Then he goes, I'm tired.
She goes...
No, I'm not that tired.
He lays down your thighs or whatever,
and then he dies because she rolls over on him.
End of story.
Is he here to pretend null?
Null, of all people.
Liberals are like, you know what?
I want to jam.
I'm a person on a proud perniris sign.
I want to talk about null.
My daddy retards.
How do you feel about mixing drugs and alcohol?
Go for it.
I don't care what you do.
Thoughts on DSP.
DSP is invincible and invulnerable.
I love him and I want to hold him.
Like Achilles, his mom,
held him by the river and dipped him in the river sticks.
I want to do that with DSP,
but I want to use my penis in his butthole
so there's no ambiguity.
He'd be impervious forever.
Imagine being Achilles' mom.
Well, you have a choice.
What is the choice?
You can either hold him by the ankle
and dip him in the river sticks.
What's the other choice?
The welfare choice is
spread them cheeks, bitch.
Some guy is going to pretend to nut you.
And nut Yahoo.
He's Israeli.
He's Israeli.
He'll father of your supporters.
And that guy will win.
Just do that.
No.
Why not Chicago?
Okay, cool.
Fuck.
Can you try saying the alphabet backwards?
Backwards alphabet the.
Right now DSP actually looks better than you.
You gotta be kidding me, man.
Good.
Guys, you don't understand.
I literally like DSP.
Just close the document, dog.
You aren't finishing this.
If I get down here,
if I get down here and start reporting on issues
over 290 pounds,
I'll be a suspicious
lottery streamer.
Here you go.
I can do this one.
I'm talking about a woman, by the way.
I try to listen.
I love laughing about bullshit as much as anyone else.
But this is sad.
Why?
Please consider taking a streaming break
to your health and to an otherwise friend.
Bailey says, go to sleep for today,
friend. Oh, shit.
I rang the bell.
I didn't mean to ring the bell.
I didn't mean to ring the bell.
That was my fault.
Hold on.
Hold on.
You're banging the right channel.
Well,
God, they're going to be mad at me now.
I didn't do nothing.
I didn't even do nothing.
Even though you said this
wasn't a precedent setting case,
you still have wider implications for
online discourse.
No, not really.
Because what they did was they analyzed
four-factor tests
so that even though we went to the
four factors and one of the
four factors that they won was an
insignificant case,
they wanted
us four to enter the case.
That's what they wanted. You have to understand
this about appeals courts sometimes,
especially if you have a case of first
impression.
You know how serial equipment has
changed in the past several years?
You have basically
Dolby Atmos system coming out of a
Dolph bag.
Dolph bag, not a Dolph bag.
Signed by the cheery
for Dolphin Grimm.
Why would you listen to them?
I have no idea, but that's what people
listen to these days.
That's what they do.
Oh, my God.
Tell me about Dolph.
They don't know. They're just people
in a job.
You want them to divulge
everything they know. They don't know
anything. That's it.
It's really silly how
people work out this way.
Let's see.
Red
Rump says just close the document.
Dog, you ain't
finishing this. Cool.
We've got Charlie says, listen,
I love laughing.
All this bullshit as much as anyone,
but anyone else. But this is sad.
Okay.
Are you crying,
Charlie? Weeping
into a towel or whatever.
Please consider taking a streaming break
and tend to your health, mental,
or otherwise friend.
I don't know if you guys know how mental health
works. Oh, God.
You've got to do a show
X amount of times a month.
Yeah. Yeah. Take a break.
Do this thing. You're like, I can't
do that. I can't relax.
I have a show to do.
Now do it.
Fuck me. They massage
you and you orgasm on your butthole or
whatever.
Go to sleep for today.
Frfe, no cap
on God.
Try to cap
God.
Patio
furniture says, I'd still trust
Nick in his current state
with a kid over
Kefels. Never trust
Kefels with a kid.
Oh my God. They're going to do one of two things.
Chop off
the male child's
penis to put in Kefels
this butthole.
Do Kefels ready to move on. Then they switch
a fresh
butthole.
They're taking it out of the industry.
God damn. God
damn. How much butthole do you have?
Kefels like more.
Get the fuck out.
Get the fuck out.
Shit.
Wait.
So everyone says, when is the locals
reward going to be sent out?
1931.
Bedridden and drink some water.
Water is for Native Americans and
quitters.
Super crazy. Please wipe your nose to confirm
something.
Cars to death says,
how's your wife, Nick? She's great. She's upstairs
sleeping.
Cal, would you trust Ralph
to threaten to kill his wife
and your children? No.
No. I wouldn't have Ralph
watch my children. People are
so weird about it. They're like, who do you have
watching children? I'm like, nobody on the internet.
None of y'all.
Ralph. Dick Masterson watching
children. Jesus Christ. Why would you do that?
Why would you have these people watch your kids?
You wouldn't have them
watch your kids? No. Would you?
Would you?
Nano Nomads says, are you
able to discuss how you feel about Randazza
trying new tactics? Is that
too close to the case?
No. I'm able to discuss it.
On this case, take care of quickly.
Randazza
talked to me about opportunities
for new cases. He wanted
to try and set a precedent
in Minnesota. Well, I just wanted to have
my case dismissed.
That's what we got.
Whereas
Spurgenau says, why did
you ring the bell?
Medicare says,
is that an Xbox refrigerator on the back
table? LOL. Yes, from Target.
It looks like one blurted out.
Yeah, it is.
I've tried to get my dick in
the slot. It doesn't work,
Jim.
Galdi
Gadal Elia says, can't wait to
Rumble offers you that multi-million
dollar contract.
Rumble says, would you let Aaron feed
your kids canned spaghetti?
He cooked it right
I guess. Are you talking about Spaghetti-Os
or whatever?
Look,
if you're going to come to my house and cook my kids Spaghetti-Os,
just do it right.
Just do it right.
Why? This is so
weird.
Can you cook Spaghetti-Os?
Can you not cook
Spaghetti-Os?
What are you?
What are you? Hemocrat,
termless, mentally disabled, mentally
handicapped, and vaginally
mentally broken?
Like what the fuck are we
talking about?
Just go to God damn
cooking
spaghetti.
Go for it.
It's cool.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
People have their own like jokes and theories
and then they run with them.
They stop tagging you.
So you can't see them.
So here we go,
We therefore decline to
consider stakeholders as a responsive
about Make Your Life Epic LLC.
I remember what I said.
I remember my letter about Montagraph's lawyer
to these guys, I'm like, hey, you're faggots.
We therefore decline to consider
Riketa's responsive letter about Make Your Life Epic LLC.
So there they go.
You go for the fucking letter.
Thus, advancement of the false forums or of the forums,
governmental interests favors application to Minnesota law.
So this is the case that they have.
I'll bring it up.
I'm not going to watch it on stream.
Oh my God, there's a fucking mouse.
I fucking hate these streams.
Yes, I'm 18.
Give me a look.
Give me blurred out tits.
Why?
Why?
Why?
What guy are you fucking?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Here we go guys.
Oh Shit.
I'm still on.
It's a secret.
I'm just kidding.
Oh my God.
Are there any more?
Oh my God.
Washi says, what is your favorite BDSM subword?
Hunter Biden.
Mikey says, I'm crashing, bros.
Make Ricky the luck gay aging.
Peace, peace.
It's literally asleep is great.
Enemy sucks.
Chopin Steve says, okay, a lot show this on stream and critique it please.
Okay, whatever.
Let me see it.
Let me see it.
No.
I very good.
It says, what's the subgoal for bikini charge?
You guys want it to be.
I don't, I don't do some goals.
I don't do grifting.
It's just an average black woman on an average day.
Try to call some German shippers for a reason.
Wait, fuck.
Where is this shit?
Come up all the way.
What the fuck is that?
Okay, here we go.
Anime sucks.
Cope and Steve says, we're key to law.
Show this on stream and to critique it based on, please.
Medical says, it's gonna be mead spin, isn't it?
Jim, I've gone on 15 cycles on mead spin.
I don't see the problem.
Tell us your recent fetish.
Recent fetish.
Okay, I don't know how to describe this.
Recent fetish is literally just someone super chatting me
over and over and over while I jerk off
into the Google CEO's mouth.
Take only 30% fucker, spill the rest of your corpse's feet.
Like that guy, Murdoch in Carolina or whatever,
who kills you and your son.
I'm gonna give you examples for, I don't know, thank you.
I would agree sometimes downward graphs become interesting.
No, they never do.
It's my, look, I'm bad, like it's okay.
The body needs to shut down.
It needs to act up.
Verosoff says, Nick, you really need to consider to stop.
No, you need to consider to keep going forward.
Nick, you really need to consider to stop.
I read no 2,600 people still want to watch a man die.
Good.
Guys, you want me to watch a trial?
I'm looking for one, that's it.
That's it.
Tina Trini, 420 says, uppers still in him
that is keeping him up.
They didn't do a very good job.
I literally fell asleep on stream.
How dare I?
How dare I?
Guys, let me tell you this,
cause this is,
Negra respond to the Keno casino streams?
No, oh my God.
You look fucking 80.
Yes.
You should see me when I run a five K and finish it.
Where's Nick's comfy office chair?
I'm sitting in it, but it's not so comfy anymore.
You know why?
Because my bones poke through my asshole.
But all accounts, his wife has peeled out
and been watching Star Wars all day.
They serve each other.
Whose account is that?
I meet that person, they seem cool.
Tina Trini, 420, he could get better
because he's AA or another recovery program.
Yeah, I can't, it'd be great.
You guys would love it.
Methub Samara says, Nick, have another drink.
You earned it.
Finish this one, how's that?
Enola says, this is a good impression
of an online personality, trying to self-destruct.
You're nailing it.
Yes.
You should figure it out.
I'll be what you need, guys.
Space aliens, this is a big trial.
With a former president, if you were sober,
you'd do a good job with that.
You can't actually.
Isn't a stream of the trial.
They outlawed all photography and outlawed all videography.
You can't trial stream at all.
No matter who you are, no one gets sued.
Let's come over, Nick.
Yes, it's good.
What I do with it is I cover your mom's failures.
She just wants you to see them.
I don't know why, but I like it in my hair.
Cohen is looking for a lawyer, Nick.
Motherfucker's got money, I'll take his case.
Marose Monday is a great stream,
and Nick was punctual, amazing.
Nailed it.
Cheers, Nick.
Cheers.
Dance for me, monkey.
No.
It's a great show.
Good job, Mickey.
You normally say that about kids getting naked.
And then the ghoul machine says nobody escapes
Cobra's Cantina.
Mount and then, what the fuck is that?
Mount and then Ontario.
I couldn't read the letters.
Oh my God, they demoted me.
They demoted me, they're like, oh, wrestlers are fun.
You can be, not Mexican, but Spanish.
The ones who are gonna crash, crash into a continent.
You're like, whoa, this isn't a continent
we're looking for.
They're like, no, we're not.
We're gonna put you on heads and chop your bodies open.
They're like, no, no, no, don't do that.
There's some coof blankets,
and they killed them with disease.
Smart, very smart.
And then,
anime.
Anime sucks.
Kelp.
Anime sucks, but kelp and seed.
Hey law, show on this treatment critique, please.
All right, whatever.
Let's check it out.
Let's check it out, this is gonna be a disaster.
Why do I care though?
I don't.
I don't care.
Oh my goodness.
You guys have disgusting point interests.
How do you see it like this?
I can't get the fads on screen, as we're gonna do.
Are you streaming tomorrow?
Yes, that's the plan.
At least at night, if not during the day,
and also at night.
I'll do those.
I'll find Marco Randazzo, and I'll nail him to a cross.
Does it matter what cross?
No.
Even if it's the light cross, I'll nail him there
and be like, yeah, by the way, your beard is retarded.
It's a lesbian woman from my mom.
He'll say that and send this away.
Let's see.
Oh my shit.
Anime sucks, kelp and seed says, okay to law.
I wanna show this on stream.
Make your TV, make your TV is praised.
Why would you do this?
Why now?
Why is my camera so on?
Trying to shut this show down.
Like, oh, we'll play the credits.
No, what we'll do is we'll sit here, guys.
Here's the credits.
Oh my God, Nick's drunk, yes.
Cool.
I'll do it at your kid's funeral.
I'll do it at your kid's funeral.
I'll do it at your kid's funeral.
I'll do it at your kid's funeral.
I'll do it at your kid's funeral.
Love your kid's family thing or whatever.
Why would you hire me as a babysitter?
Don't.
You should hire me though,
is any of it a asshole?
An asshole.
Anime sucks, kelp and or seed says, okay to law.
Show this on stream.
Usage is, please please.
I don't know what that is.
Fuck off.
A bunch of degenerate Japanese shit in my air cone because I can't fucking spade it.
Anime Cuck starts cops and heads needs his kid a lot.
I show you this before the agents.
Three.
My goodness.
All right, he wants his tracks.
He likes to know what your favorite food about papayas.
All right, here we go.
You can't read.
Yeah, I know. I'm telling you, Mike.
It was straightest Obama.
Nick, we need one more hour.
Let's cover the latest news and Trump child come tomorrow.
You want me to be drunk like this tomorrow every day?
I don't give a fuck.
Who cares?
Reality is that you have two options in this world.
I don't realize what people do to you or you do the same thing to them.
I don't do the second thing.
I realize what people do to me.
You can't stop it.
Because it's like, you can't stop it.
You can't stop it.
You can't stop it.
You can't stop it.
Anime sex company says your law.
But the show must stream impeding Christine delete.
Because you have double, double vision,
and would probably do this thing,
it's so great, oh, I got it.
Anime, wait, I read that one.
Link, and then,
Pomp 215 says, Nick, you fucked, huh?
I mean, I'm happily inebriated.
And he says, I'm fucked up too, Nicky boy.
Yes, good.
Nick, fuck, huh?
How many times did you say the N-word in CP tonight?
Love you, bro, I'm fucked up too.
I didn't say those things, here we go.
Uh, uh,
aggressive,
chocovetcher, aggressive ace all over.
I'm gonna say the N-word over and over,
I don't know, find something else.
What I wanna do is go to bed.
I feel like my eyes have been set on the couch.
All right, guys.
Look,
look,
people want you to be responsible on the internet.
They want you to get out of live streams,
they want you to do whatever.
But they love when you're honest,
they love when you're you,
they want that fucking you,
they want the fucking contract,
they want whatever the fuck you wanna say.
I'm just laboring, laboring angrily.
No, you're not.
No dad doesn't clap those cheeks in a way.
You are agrily for her because you are beta.
I'm streaming, cool, fine, that's great.
Go find the thing you need
to make your streams better, guys.
Don't look to me for advice.
I'm terrible at it.
And all I wanna do,
the Avengers, how much they suck.
With that, catch you guys tomorrow.
Have a good night, thanks for hanging out with me.
Peace, peace.
Why?
Why isn't it there?
Why can I not in this fucking stream?
What is wrong with everything?
Oh my God, where's my fucking thing?
I can't find it, hold on.
It's ridiculous.
What the fuck is this thing?
I can't find it.
I mean, asking Lady Racket, she can't find it either.
Wait, what are you saying?
In the stream, trying to find the fucking video.
Well, I can't definitely, doesn't matter.
He's that fucked up, he can't see.
I can't find the stream.
Does it mean I can't see?
It just means I can't read.
And I got news for you.
That means you're gay.
Give us some law advice, Nick.
Very simple.
Fuck the police coming straight from the underground.
Shit.
Hey guys, local stream afterwards?
Actually, maybe.
Just watch the locals, rickadallaw.locals.com.
Yes, there's still gonna be a bunch of streams this month.
No, I haven't started them yet.
I know.
Chill.
Anime, Covinceed, oh my God, who would Covinceed with anime?
Stop fucking with Charizard or War Tortle.
Anime sucks, Covinceed says,
rickadallaws, rickadallaw show, this is on stream.
So never did it, please.
I don't know who that is.
No, I'm not gonna stream that.
All right, guys.
My toast, yes.
Is everything I said true?
Yes.
Is autograph a giant faggot?
Yes.
Okay.
Okay, guys then, hope you guys have a good day.
My day was shit.
See, we literally didn't think any of it.
Oh, if I didn't mention it, I lost the appeal.
My attorneys lost the appeal.
I didn't have a fucking thing to do with it.
My attorneys lost the appeal.
So we're sitting out there, streaming this following.
Those attorneys, it lets up.
She goes out, I go out.
I lay down and grab her.
She's not on a, she's not on a fucking mission.
What are you doing?
Like, oh my God, just hang out.
This is what women do.
They do it all the time.
You just have to fucking deal with it.
It's okay.
Enemy sex, Covinceed says, oh, shoot.
I read that one.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Oh, one-eyed wonder.
So let's see.
Your mom's D.P. says, good luck with tomorrow
with all the stupid ass fucks trying to paint your tomorrow
who describes the description act of the autonomous.
I don't care.
Dude, why would you write a statement
that's so hard to fucking read?
What am I?
I feel like I was coming across the border to Uganda.
Optimus C says, Nick, you're drunk.
You're not drunk.
You're fine.
I know.
Stop it.
The rumble flip.
No, I'm not gonna do the rumble flip.
I'm done.
I'm done with the show.
Guys, I said all I needed to about rumble.
Great show.
Very successful.
Go get it.
Go come whenever you want.
Josh's ceiling proves there isn't any chance.
Staple to it.
My camera's screwed and I can't.
We'll do it next time.
Turn off the stream.
Go to bed.
24-hour stream to celebrate the good news.
Guys, I'm playing with you.
I'm playing with you.
Show's over.
Catch you guys later.
Have a good night.
Peace.
Peace.
And stream to go to bed.
Is Worsky a pro at spawning coquettes?
No.
Worsky's a pro at spawning men dressed as women.
I did.
Don't worry.
It's on.
It's not on.
It's not on actually.
And the stream.
Go away.
Why?
Why would you do this?
