Good afternoon, YouTube. Go live for at least 20 more minutes and then gonna hang out and do my thang thang. How you all doing this fine afternoon? There's the chat. I'm doing all right, man. I'm hanging in there. But I picked up some of this stuff. I agree, Kate, fuck the trolls. Finish it within an hour? I don't think so. I don't think so. I'm not gonna drink this whole thing on one stream. I've already finished all four of these beers and they are delicious. My favorite would have to be the honey, of course. So I wanna make this last me all weekend. So I don't feel like drinking the whole thing on stream, to be honest. But I might pour myself a couple of drinks. We got some McDonald's Southern Style Sweet Tea Lemonade Mix. And that's gonna be our drink combo for the weekend here. Well, happy birthday, Chills. That's what's up. Thank you for your $1.99. Still looking for Puff. I haven't found him yet, but hopefully he'll turn up. Puff don't turn up. I'm gonna be fucking devastated, to be honest. And McDonald's Southern Style Sweet Tea Lemonade is just the business. My birth is not till March 26th, but thank you. And I did review those drinks. They were delicious. A pepperoni flavored mead. Thank you, Bubba, for your $50. Or Budda. Chris, thank you for your $1.99. I did review on them. They're good. A pepperoni flavored mead would be interesting. Chilling out on the weekend, making me a quick little drink combo for the stream. Got some McDonald's Southern Style Sweet Tea Lemonade Mix. And we're gonna mix it with some old number seven. Don't wanna come up and do it. There it goes. There it goes. Punk rock's like, chug it. Chris says, you're a damn legend at my high school. Cheers, Chris. Thanks for your $2. Hail Satan, motherfuckers. Don't shove cheeses in my face, you cunt. That's how we do a drink combo, folks. That's what's up, Metal Heavy. Thank you for your $2. I don't really feel like chugging it, to be honest. I want to just sip on it and then savor the flavor. Oh yeah, that's the perfect amount of Jack in that. That was delightful. If McDonald's had their own goddamn bar, they'd totally fucking serve this as a drink, dude. Good lord. I love McDonald's Southern Style Sweet Tea Lemonade Mix. Not a sponsor. I got two larges that I just ordered. Thank you, what's this user's name? Falk. Thank you for your $5. Happy holidays to you, too. Pinky out for extra flavor. That's enough alcohol for the stream. I'm gonna put this up. Also got a six pack of beer, too. Stacked away, so there you go. Why don't you stir your drinks? Like it matters if I stir it or not. I have enough problems with stirring my drinks, man. Saying it all on stream. As soon as I finish this drink, though, I'm gonna end the stream and cool on videos for a couple hours and then gonna film my food hack for supper tonight when that comes around. Cheers, Exhumed Visions. We got some Jack Daniels and some Southern Style Sweet Tea Lemonade Mix. The Southern Style Sweet Tea Lemonade is that sweet tea lemonade is from Mickey D's. I tried this combination the other day and I was just like, oh my gurd. If you think it sounds awful, well, no one's forcing you to drink it, dude. Does it clap when you walk? What the fuck is even that? Thanks, Briggs, for your $2. And, Justin, for your $1. The brownie mead sounds delicious. That would be tasty, yes. And that's the cool thing about making your own homemade mead you know, is you got a lot of flavors you can do. Thank you, Grime or Grim, for your $2. But it's the weekend and I want everyone to enjoy their Saturday. Of course, you saw my last fucking livestream fucking. The YouTube trolls were being cunts as usual and there's nothing you can do about it except keep making videos and keep going live when you feel like it. That's my attitude. I go live when I feel like it. It has nothing to do with anything or anyone. Thank you, Coke419, for your $2. How much for a circle of protection? Well, that depends on what you're asking that for, you know. Any advice for new magic users? Keep practicing. Use your magic for good and keep practicing. I use my dark satanic powers for good. Cobra, how's it hanging? Not too shabby, dude. Sitting here hanging out and screaming. I know a lot of my fans are super worried after last stream, so recording this video and uploading a cigar review that I did earlier after the stream of last. Fill up, I believe I could've, yes. Thank you for your $1.99. Fuck it, I'll fill it up. Thank you, channel, for your $5. Cheers. Make a candy cane mead? Well, I might have to do that after my current mead is empty. That would be an interesting combination for sure. I like making my own homemade wine, and if you actually get the stuff to make it, you know, like the jars, the air locks, everything, you can make it, which is like a bottle and like a balloon lock, like I've been doing. But my fans sent me some jars and the lids, and you know, it makes the process a little bit easier. A holiday freestyle rap mead? I do have an OnlyFans page, but it's not activated yet. A sushi mead? No, that would not be possible because the fish could go bad before it had time to ferment, and you could get really sick from doing that. If they could find a winemaking yeast that ferments and turns it into booze at colder temperatures like fridge temp, then it'd be possible to do a lot more crazy flavors. I'm sipping on some Jack Daniels mixed with Southern-style sweet tea lemonade mix. Have you ever considered making a McDonald's sweet tea and French fries mead? That would be interesting. Thank you for your suggestion and your $5 salvage. Not quite sure how it would taste, to be honest. If the food doesn't go bad when you leave it out of the fridge, then you should be able to like use it to make meads and shit. Hey, Sari, put phone on do not disturb. She infused honey? You could make a mead with marijuana honey. You probably could, theoretically. Excuse me, if you took like cannabis-infused honey and some like 100% juice and sugar, some water and some winemaking yeast. I've thought about doing that, but that shit is super illegal in Wyoming, so I'm gonna have to wait till Wyoming legalizes marijuana before I do anything like that. But a cannabis-infused mead would be delicious. It would get you stoned and drunk. Get like really like 24-hour turbo yeast to go with it. That ferments to like 20% in like a week. They give it like two weeks. Yes, sir. I wouldn't even care if it tasted like cannabis, to be honest, but if it gave you the effects. An ice cream mead would be tasty. That's funny, Mr. President. Thank you for your $4.99. Shout out to any trolls crying about you getting donations. They can all cry about it on the subreddit, LOL. Yeah, that they can, that they can. They're probably sitting on the subreddit right now going, oh my God, he's live. What the fuck, why won't Cobra stop? I'm sick and tired of his shit. You harass him nonstop and he just keeps going. Fucking sick of his shit. It's like, well, no one's forcing you to watch my videos. Ozzy did not fucking pass away. Shut the fuck up, dude. We're gonna Google right now, look up Ozzy Osbourne's name. Ozzy Osbourne did not fucking pass away, dude. Shut the fuck up with these fucking trolls. I'm so sick of hearing it. Still kicking, suck Ozzy's dick, dude. Suck Ozzy's asshole, he's still alive. 75 and still kicking. Fuck off, losers. I wish punk rock, I wish. Yes, thank you, Mr. President, for your $4.99. There was a post on Reddit crying about it, you getting money, and it's so funny that I'm going to give you money to make them cry even more. That's beyond hilarious. My YouTube trolls sit there and tell me to get a fucking job but then they try to scare me off for every job I have. So I'm pretty much forced to do YouTube as my job. And when they can't scare me off from that completely, it just ruins their experience. Is it cold in my apartment? No, it's not because the heat's working and I can have the window open for fresh air and then crank the heat all the way up and it's just nice. Where did you get that hat? Cheers from Norway. Thank you for your donation, I appreciate it. This was sent to me by my YouTube fans. It comes from this company in Australia that makes them. It's like Australia's leading leather company. I'm not sure the company's name, but it's a leather hat. Then I took it and then I bent it to form this custom-made shape. It's like the front of the hat, having that nice classic point, you know? It's called a pie high hat. Ozzy will be rocking long after these trolls give up because the trolls are losers. Cheers to that. The only thing sadder than Ozzy Osbourne having a tumor in his fucking spine are my YouTube trolls' lines. Shout out to Henry. Thank you for your 10, Mr. 68. And he says, have a happy, nice Christmas. Thank you, I appreciate that. Yeah, channel, thank you for your $2. Here's another few bucks. Suck it, trolls. And that's just it. Yeah, fucking long live Ozzy, goddamn right. If you wanna piss off my trolls more than trolling them back, continue to support me and give me money. That's gonna piss off my trolls more than anything. Briggs, thank you for your 199. No, I'm straight. Gonna have to remove your troll talking, don't like to talk shit, got deleted, son. I think my trolls are gay and they're just mad because they find Cobra attractive and they take it out on me, dude. From intel gathered by some of my spitter spies, my YouTube trolls are obsessed with my dick and Warlord's dick, and it's just weird. Look what your glass say on it. It says Cobra Brewing Company from Texas. It's one of the glasses my YouTube fans sent to my PO box. Where can we see this dick? Shout out to Kelly. You're making carne asada tacos, just say hey, Kelly. Enjoy Max's killer cooking with respect. There you go. Shout out to Max and Kelly, thank you for your support. Mr. President, thank you for your $4.99. Here's some more money to make your trolls cry. Can't wait to see you post on Reddit about it. See a post on Reddit about it. Keep on rocking, dude, for sure. Live version of I'm not dreaming of a white X-mas. Maybe when it gets closer, maybe. Thank you for your $3. Niccolo Ultra's delicious. Thank you, Nate, for your $3. Casper needs a Chick-fil-A, according to Nick. Thank you for your $1.99. Don't have a favorite, to be honest, at Darth Vader's stepdad. Thank you for your support. Who the fuck's Nate Smith? Thank you for your $2, Peter Sky. Do I like twisted teas? Yes, I do. So, thank you for your $2. And Bada, thank you for your $100, dude. I appreciate it. Metallica or Megadeth, I like them both. Pretty much, Mr. President. Thank you for your $5. Swatting attempt failed. Now Cobes getting more money. Yeah, take that, trolls. Exactly. Thanks, Flower Child, for your $2. You want a chocolate chip cookie, me? You want Oreo, me? That would be delicious. Thank you, Falk, for your $5. Who the fuck is Peter Sky Parker? Never heard of him. Nate Smith, but thank you for your $2. How about any kind of live content, other than sitting and reading chat? I'll give you money then. You don't like watching it? Then I'll just ban you from my channel. I'll make it easier for you. Thank you, Connor, for your $1. Yes, Meg, I'm aware of that. My day is going all right. That'd be tasty, Wendy's. Thank you, Kara Rice, for your $0.99. A five-second chug for this $5 donation. Well, I'll see what I can do. Show us your poo-poo? That's gross. Thanks, Commanda, appreciate it. What's up, Rhett? Says, good day, Cobra. Mm-hmm. Happy birthday to Hall Koji's girlfriend. Thank you, Mike, for your $1. Thank you, Devin, for your $1 holler. I'm doing a ramen noodle food hack for dinner. Jess, what's up, Jeff? Thank you for your $1.99. Bong Water, thank you for your $10. Yeah, you know you're from Wyoming. Alistair Crowley's pretty sweet. Thank you, Rose, for your $1. Thanks, Sophia, for your $2. Ashley Sharp, thank you for your $1.99. I'm gonna use the bathroom, I'll be right back. Sorry about that. You might be from Wyoming, Ev. Thank you, Bong Waters, for your $10. And Bubba, thank you for your $50. Richard, thank you for your $5. Yeah, I would call this a Cobra polymer, to be honest. Some Jack Daniels, Old Number 7, and some sweet tea, Southern-style lemonade milk. Have you ever tried making apple cider? No, but I have made a bomb-ass, what was it? One of my fans sent me some 24-hour turbo yeast a while back, and I used it to make an apple mead with the cinnamon and the caramels and the honey and the sugar. Malt's 100% apple juice. Oh, Lordy, that fucking mead turned out amazing. Thank you, Retto, for your $2. How was your dump, fucksickos? It was fantastic, thanks for asking. How to make nachos? Uh, yeah, I do wanna start the B with some butthead. Wings of Redemption, I've heard some nasty things about him. I don't know if they're true or not, so I don't wanna start anything, you know, Yes, I can tell you how to make nachos. Thank you, Stefan, for your one, I appreciate it. How to make nachos? Well, you get some nacho cheese Doritos and a nice cheddar cheese, and you layer down the chips. One little tiny layer, barely covering the plate, then you hit it with some cheese, then another layer of chips, then more cheese, and you microwave it so each layer has a little bit of something on it, you know? Thanks, Wendells, for your $2. Yes, I like pork ribs, they're delicious. Thank you, Hendo, all you Aussie motherfuckers. $3, $2, shout out to Hangry. Thank you for your donation of $2, SC7. As soon as I find Puff, I'll let y'all know. Y'all know what's up, I've been looking for him, and no luck, dude, no luck. So he's buried himself underground and he's hibernating. Sorry, I wasn't laughing at that, I was laughing at this dumb comment someone made. Thank you, Rolling Cookie, for your $1.99, I appreciate it. Cobes for President 2024, I'm not old enough to run. Cobra, do you prefer joints, bowls, or bong? I am not picky when it comes to how I smoke my green smoke, you know. Oh, my bad, have a hangry day. Thank you for your $4, SC7. Contact me through my email and we'll see what I can do about it, or hit me up on PayPal if you're selling one of the same. Some of these comments, though, are funny, it's just like, oh my god, let's see. What do I think about Dio? I like Dio, I like that opera power metal, but I'm more of an Ozzy fan, to be honest. So yes, I am a fan of Dio's, but not as much as Ozzy Osbourne. And it's like, maybe Dio shouldn't have been talking shit about Ozzy Osbourne, that's why he died first. Well, thank you, Sad Fish Sandwich, for your $2. If you don't know who Ozzy Osbourne is, then you need to educate yourself on some real music. You uncultured rock and roll not-having-in-your-life fucking swine. Window, thank you for your $5. Am I gonna, no, dude, what the fuck? No, your mist got deleted. I don't care if you donate money, if you're fucking comment to troll to donate to talk shit, you're gonna get deleted. Oh, Propane Man, your comment got you deleted too. Fuck you. Better not get drunk, Josh. I'll do what the fuck I want, it's my damn YouTube channel. I've already age-restricted the video because there's alcohol being consumed on this video. TTS, what the fuck is that? Donate to talk shit. See, I don't gotta bring that back. You've seen people in chat who donate fucking money to talk shit regardless of what platform it's on because people are obsessed with me. Like, my trolls are more obsessed with me than I am with Ozzy Osbourne, and honestly, it's not healthy. I liked your Mead video. I got several of those on my channel, yes. I like making the Mead for the fans. Dio Black Sabbath is all right, but I prefer Ozzy Sabbath. No, it's Zoomed. Kelly Osbourne is not single, she's with her baby daddy. Stop drinking. Why don't you make me a pussy? Kelly Osbourne's a MILF now. Let's listen to it. Shh. What? Ozzy Osbourne's of age children are female. His daughters are cute, sue me. Like, Kelly and Amy are hot, sue me. Not gonna try anything, but we're gonna address the elephant in the room. A Baconator Mead? That would be interesting. Thank you for your $2 craze. Winston, what's been your favorite food combo? That was the nickname for the ghost in my old apartment, which might've been a distant cousin of mine, to be honest with you. It's funny how life works. The last apartments I lived at were built in, like, the 1920s, 1930s. Super old. And on the mailbox that had 108 on it, which is my old apartment number, like, these are mailboxes from when the building was originally made, and it literally says McNeil underneath it. So I thought that was kind of cool that one of my Scottish, one of my distant Scottish cousins might've lived in that apartment at one point during the history, that building's history. That's, you know, that's kind of a trip you too. Sherwin's good looking for her age too, man. God damn. I'm not gonna try anything because I respect boundaries and I worship the ground Ozzy walks on, but that's beside the point. Yeah, I do. There was a Victoria's Secret model with Down syndrome. She's old enough. Yeah, I do remember that. There's nothing wrong with acknowledging that, dude. And I just think it's awesome that Victoria's Secret included, they've included plus size models, and then they also include women who have Down syndrome. And I just think it's super woke and inclusive of Victoria's Secret. So good on them. Yes, it's very much true, Mr. President. Thank you for your 199. According to ancestry.com, I am 80% British and 30% Scottish, no region of Viking. I hate sickos more than I love Ozzy Osbourne. So your comment's gonna get you banned. Bye bye, troll. I would never do that kind of crap. Even if they were 18, fuck off. You miserable fucking cunts. That comment got you banned, son. No, it's the truth. I hate sickos more than I love cobras, to be honest. Trolls need help. They really do. So like, here's a thought. You keep Ozzy's grandkids out of your fucking mouth, you miserable fucking cunts. Ashley, thank you for your $1.99. Shout out to Adam. We love you. Oh, I appreciate it. Hey Cobes, can you tell Sybaros not to fall asleep? Yeah, don't fall asleep, dude. Thank you for your $2. You said it, punk rock. Fuck sickos and fuck rape in all forms. Aw, thank you. I would honestly take a bullet for any of the Osbournes. I don't care if it's Ozzy or not, you know? I just have so much respect for that family. I fucking love Ozzy Osbourne, dude. Wish I could ban Watson. Wand update. Yeah, I'm making a wand right now. You see it right there. I'm waiting for it to dry before I add the shiny to it. What other bands do I listen to? Yes, of course, I would take a bullet for Sharon. Are you kidding me? That's Ozzy's goddess. Fuck off. I just got done saying I would literally take a bullet for any of the Osbournes. I don't care if it's Ozzy or not. Like, fuck off. Okay, Mr. President, the Forbidden Five are just, it basically says fuck sickos. You know, I don't wanna talk about that because it's disgusting. It's basically, you know, if you're a sex pest. You know, it's rude. I will just say this. Sex should be between two consenting adults and just leave it at that. Those drink combos starting to fucking kick in just a little bit. And I'm feeling, ooh, yeah, let's go. Okay, Jack Daniels, old number seven with some McDonald's Southern Style Sweet Tea Lemonade. Oh, yeah, let's go. I call it a Cobra Palmer. I think someone in chat just named the drink combo. I go with that. That's bloody brilliant. My biggest accomplishment of 2023, I think, is just hitting 80,000 plus subscribers. When I started making videos in my parents' basement, I honestly had no idea I'd get this far. Mr. President, thank you for your $1.99. Emergency, we are at a code. George Floyd. Yeah, that honestly sucks what happened to George Floyd because it makes cops look bad and it further perpetuates all this negativity towards the black community and racism and shit. And I'm just so sick of it. I'm just a dreamer. When will all this anger, hate, and big injury? This is times where you listen to Ozzy because you gotta have the fix, you know? Like, okay, the world's stressing me out. I can't stand people right now. And it's like, boop, put the headphones in. And it's like, ah, he said, ironically. You want to smell good for the ladies this holiday season? Uh, excuse me. If you have a wife or maybe you're single and you want to spice up your love life, check out that Tactical Soap, Coupon Code KINGCOBRA. Just check out their amazing line of products. They all smell good. They're all designed to make your beard and your skin super soft. And when you're showering with Tactical Soap, oh, excuse me, that's what that is. Oh, excuse me, that's what that sound I just made. Oh, that's what fucking Dr. Squatch smells like. Harry Potter soap, I'm like, ugh, Dr. Squatch can suck Umbridge's minge. But no, seriously, you gotta check out Tactical Soap. They're, I love their products, dude. They're God of War beard oil. I grow up my goatee in my beard like you've seen. It leaves my beard really fucking soft. Thank you, Epic, for your $2, dude. I appreciate it. Dude, I'm already starting to catch a really sweet buzz after this drink combo, man. I'll crack open another goddamn beer and fucking keep going with it. Woo, what the fuck was that? Oh, God, it smells like One Direction. Ugh. Sounded like Harry Styles singing. Who the fuck is Harry Styles? I'm more of a fan of Harry Potter. Oh, dude, that's just straight reeks of Asperger's. Fangirl Kate says, take a drink with the ladies and chat. Hell yeah, Kate, you got it. Oh, that is so good. Oh, dude. Goddamn, dude, that fart is lingering. Blow my trolls a kiss, because they can lick my ass crack and kiss my Asperger's. Bust out some riffs. If I were to fucking, if I were to record guitar, I'd rather do it through my phone just because sometimes the recording on my computer doesn't always pick up on it the best. But I might play some guitar for a video. If I missed your donation, I apologize. I got a lot of people commenting right now, and it's a lot of people kind of thing. What drugs have I tried? It'd be easier to name the ones I haven't. Oh, I'm talking about the tactical soaps, dude. This would make a great stocking stuffer for the men in your life. Okay, so we're gonna boop right there, just like that. Yeah. If you're using that affiliate link and using that coupon code, it'll help me make some money. More importantly, help you smell better for the ladies. And I gotta say that tactical soap definitely works, but not the way you think it does. You know, every time I go out in public and I wear my tactical soap products, women respond to it like, goddamn, dude. Like, yeah. Tactical soap was started by a single father who just got screwed by a divorce from his wife. And he noticed a lot of dudes were struggling on the scene, and he said, we gotta do something about this. And he said, enough's enough. So tactical soap evens the playing fields. As far as pheromone products go, it definitely works. And it's a lot cheaper than anything else you'd buy on the internet, especially if you use the coupon code, you know. In fact, I ordered some tactical soap recently. I think yesterday, yeah. For myself, because I'm like, ouch. I'm down to like these little tiny slivers that I get, you know what I'm saying? What happened to Courtney? Are you friends still? Thank you, Mr. President. Ah, me and Courtney, no, we're just still friends. Yeah, I haven't talked to her in a minute. She's been busy working her ass off for the holidays, I reckon. Sad fish sandwich. Thank you for your $2. How much for a wand? Fat Mike needs one. Gotta make some more, Mr. Monetsy. It's 4.20, let's get stoned. Yeah. My time, it's like 3.20, so you're an hour ahead of me. I don't have like the supplies to make wands for every fan, but I'm literally sitting on a gold mine because people love slash wanna get a hold of a wand. I've built up enough following that I'm not gonna run out of customers anytime soon. Happy 4.20, Cobra. Yeah, man. Black flame to light my green smoke. Power to the people and believe in yourself. And hail Satan. Oh yeah, that's delicious. A weed mead. We've already discussed this in chat. If marijuana became legal in Wyoming, I would definitely do that. Pour some like cannabis-infused honey into an alcohol. You should do some duster. I'm good on that shit, dude. Thank you for your $2. Good suggestion. Thank you, Mr. President, for your $5 as well. Grow another fucking beer. And then you might just see me jamming out to music on my phone or sing along to it, I guess. That's my choice. I think after New Year's Eve, I might work on another album. But like with my album work that I've been doing making the music albums, I released Sinister Snakes and then I'm re-releasing Cobra's Crude Christmas Carols, the five brand new bonus tracks. And one of those tracks is like a 25-minute, you know, of me just doing holiday stand-up comedy, you know. Shout out to your hubby, Pat. Thank you, Kelly, for your $1.99. Just Troy, thank you for your $2. You're drinking Kiss Black Diamond Rum and Pineapple Pop. That sounds delicious. I like Kiss. They're pretty fucking sweet. Gene Simmons is, yeah, dude. They call me Dr. Love. I wanna rock and roll all night. Party every day. Yeah. Yeah. Gene Simmons is like, I have the longest tongue and nobody can beat me. And then Jar Jar Binks is like, ex-squeeze me, bro. And you think Jar Jar Binks is annoying? Okay, I can tolerate Jar Jar Binks over Baby Yoda. Yeah, I said it. I said it. Who the hell is just like, okay, so here's a typical Star Wars battle. It's like people shooting blasters at each other. Lightsabers are fucking clashing and all this horrible crap. Yeah, totally safe space for a baby, dude. Get fucked. Like Yoda should've put a condom on. Do they have Plan B Parenthood in Star Wars? And plus, you know, if you try to feed Baby Yoda his baby food, he'd just go like this and fling the spoon across the fucking room. And you're like, oh my fucking God. Here comes the Millennium Falcon. Yeah, open up. Ha ha ha ha ha, bleh. Like, you don't have, ugh. How's the wizard doing? Have you fed him today? Oh, you're funny. Ha ha ha, thank you for your two dollars. My wizard's just fine. And when I find him and get him back in his fucking tank, y'all are gonna be sucking my dick. What's your favorite anime? I like anime in general. I don't really have a favorites. Although some of my favorite anime type shows, like it's gonna sound super nerdy, but Dragon Ball Z. Vegeta's my favorite character. Damn you, Kakarot. It's over 9,000. I'll listen to that band when I can, Pixel. Thank you for your recommendation and your $2 holler. Yes, thank you, death, or bleh, excuse me, Exhumed Visions. Thank you for fucking my P.O. Box. P.O. Box 3862, Casper, Wyoming, 82601. 82601 or two, I don't remember which one. I just know it's P.O. Box 3862, Casper, Wyoming. And if you wanna send me something cool in the P.O. Box, no worries, Exhumed. It's all good, man. You said you were only gonna have one drink. But I know I'm a liar. Feeling all right in the noise and the light. Cause I don't like my father. Am I emo? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, I don't judge emos. I used to when I was younger, but us more mature goths are like, you know what? You're all part of the alternative scene. So who gives a fuck how you do it? Like, you get into this stupid fucking, like, oh my God, you're such a poser cause you listen to My Chemical Romance and wear skinny jeans. And it's like, you're such a poser cause you don't wear the same nail polish. And it's like, fuck off, dude. It's cool tasting chat. Okay, well, good for him. The P.O. Box is in my description box of all the videos. Should I make myself another Jack Daniels drink or should I have a beer? I'm down for whatever, dude. Both. Both, some of them says. Fangirl Kate says, Jack Daniels. All right. One second. Gonna mix me a drink and jam some Ozzy Osbourne. One second. I guess she had twisted my Asperger's. Jack Daniels, made famous by musicians like ACDC, Frank Sinatra, Bing Crosby. Oh, number seven. Yes. My buddy, my buddies, Phil and Bree introduced me to Jack Daniels. And I used to hang out with them, but then, you know, life happens and they had a kid and, you know, they had to stop doing their, you know. I get that. Like, if you have a kid and like, you know what I'm saying? I hope they're doing good. Should pour this in first? Yeah, we should. I think that's enough, JD. There we go. That's enough. That's more than enough, fuck it. That's like a rock's glass full of Jack Daniels, son. That's, oh shit. I'm thinking Ozzy Osbourne's Stayin' Alive. That's what I'm thinking of. It's a remake. Stayin' alive, stayin' alive, I'm a woman's man. You can't tell by the way I walk. Ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive. It's a classic disco song called Stayin' Alive. And they're like, you can't tell by the way I use my walk. I'm a woman's man, ain't got time to talk. And it's like, life's a pain in the ass, but we're all stayin' alive and kickin' ass. It's one of those songs I like to listen to when I'm feeling down. So many musicians, Elvis, Presley, Drowning Pool, Dragon Force, Disturbed, Dirt Strats. Ha, ha, I haven't heard this song in a minute. Money from nothin' and your chick's for free. That ain't workin'. That's the way you do it. You play the guitar on the MTV. At the park, play the Manson, Metallica, Midnight, Lady Spell, Immortal Love, Necro, Nightwish, Nirvana. There's the Ozzy Osbourne, right above Puppet Roach. Like Ozzy Osbourne, right above your Puppet Roach collection. Oh my God, Born to be Wild with Miss Piggy. I love this song. Kimmy! Miss Piggy, welcome. Ozzy Osbourne? Boy, did I open the right door. I'm sorry to bother you. Oh, Miss Piggy, you're not bothering me at all. Stick around, we're gonna rock! Chill. Come on, man. We're gonna rock the place down. Come on! The best part about the fuckin' song right here. Ozzy, get off the floor. Give me a kiss. Love it! Oh, it's beautiful. Fuck me, if McDonald's fuckin' had a bar, they should serve this. That was comin' in the Mc... If McDonald's had a bar, their Happy Meals for the adults would come with shooters. You know what I'm thinkin', Amanda? Rock and roll never dies, motherfucker! Fuck Cyrax. Lookin' for your donation. Long live Ozzy, motherfucker! Born to be wild, sir! Sharon Cobber's trolls are the biggest wankers. Piggy, come on! Born to be wild. Long live Ozzy, motherfuckers! Born to be wild! Born to be wild! Ozzy says he's got 10 years. I'm like, fuck that, mate. You got 40 years. I wanna see Ozzy make 100 and fuckin' it. At the very least, get back up on stage and fuckin' continue makin' fuckin' music. Cause the crap that people are puttin' out today is just, ugh. I love you, bitch! Piggy, come on! Ozzy, get off the floor. Ozzy, give me a kiss. No way, I'm outta here. No fuckin' love this song, dude. Oh my God, it's good. I'm gonna burn the disco train! Ha ha ha ha ha! I ain't, I ain't, yeah! You can't tell me the way I was. I walk, I'm a woman's man. From time to time, I've been born. It's all right, it's okay. You may look the other way. You understand? You meant that, man. I know I look toasty in my jackets. I'll be right back. I've got this London Fog trench coat that I love to pieces. Super funny. Sing it loud! Ha ha ha ha ha! Everybody on the dance floor, darlings! We're going to dance with the devil! Come on, we gotta get it right! I'm sick of all this dance. Yeah, all right, it's okay. You may be busy another day. Ugh. You know, you know, stayin' alive, stayin' alive! I'm a little bit drunk, so the vocal cover's gonna be a little harsh. Ha ha ha ha! Stayin' alive, stayin' alive! Ha ha ha ha! Stayin' alive, stayin' alive! Everybody on the dance floor, darlings! We're going to dance with the devil! Ugh. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Mama, I'm comin' home. Flyin' high again. Why don't you join me? Psst, psst, psst, psst, psst, psst, psst, psst, psst, psst! Oh, yeah. It's like flying high again is what I wanna listen to, man. It's a great song to listen to when you're fuckin' getting, when you're drinking. Do I listen to Ghosts? Yes, I love Ghosts. They're awesome. Yes, I like Ghosts. They're a good band. Kiss, kiss the goat. Mary on a cross. Actually, I haven't heard that song in a while. Mary on a cross. Cheers, Mr. President. Oh, yeah! Right now. Aye, aye. Birmingham forever, you fuckers! I'm back. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Yeah, that one. Yeah, I'm down. My dad hooked me up with a pair of iPhone headphones. So I got like two pairs of these so I can plug into my phone now. So if I do vocal covers, I can do it on my phone and then it won't play out loud and I won't get copyright strike. You're on the ground. Well, it doesn't appear. Mama's gonna worry. I've been a bad, bad boy. No, you saying sorry. After dealing with the fucking cops earlier, I'm like, screw this shit. I'm gonna order me some fucking Jack Daniels and a six pack. And then I'm gonna go live and shove it in my troll's face and be like, hey man, you can't stop fucking this rockstar life. I disappear. And I don't consider myself a rockstar because I haven't gone on tour yet. Am I just a crazy guy? You bet. Mama's gonna worry. Now my voice cracked on that. You're saying sorry. And I enjoy it, cause you. Ha ha. Spango Kate knows what's up. Just enough to burn and wet that whistle. Yeah, you are just a whistling dixie. I'm high, yeah. Why don't you join me? Why don't you join me? Shout out to Big Buns 2023. Thank you, Mr. President for your 199. Fuck the trolls and fuck sickos. Go now. Okay, so it's official. Jack Daniels, old number seven, mixed with McDonald's southern style sweet tea lemonade. That's how you make a proper Cobra's Palmer. If you can't get that, then you wanna get some other substitute for like tea lemonade. But I'm like, I have this craving for McDonald's southern style sweet tea lemonade. I don't know what it is, but it's so fucking delicious. Yeah. Look, I'm good on the fast food, man, fucking. My fans ordered me a bunch of Chocobo and I'm like, shit. Paranoid Live with Randy Rhoads. Yes, I wanna listen to that. All right, we do Paranoid. ♪ Feelings with my woman ♪ ♪ Cause she couldn't help me with my mind ♪ ♪ People think I'm insane ♪ ♪ Because I am frowning all the time ♪ ♪ All day long I think of things ♪ ♪ When nothing seems to satisfy ♪ ♪ I'm gonna lose my mind if I don't find something to ratify ♪ ♪ You have me and you were my friend ♪ ♪ Oh yeah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ♪ Now I can turn the music up as loud as I want on my headphones and I'm not gonna get a copyright infringement. Oh, she is going to kill my skirt. Oh, fuck. The ace of spades. You know, when I grow my shit up, man, I can fucking grow a Lemmy Killmaster sideburns. I love it. ♪ I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry ♪ ♪ Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal ♪ Come on! Rock and roll, Malibu! ♪ I tell you to enjoy life, I wish I could, I'm too late ♪ Oh, that's a good whiskey sour. I haven't heard Dirk Strats in a hot minute, so hold up, just one song. ♪ I want my MTV, money for nothing ♪ Play the fucking song, you stupid-ass phone. Come on, play the song for my channel. Do some shit. Oh, it's not wanting to play because, oh, well, Cobra's enjoying himself, so we can't have that, no. Thanks for the shout-out, your videos are awesome and I love your content, love you, King. Thank you, big, big man. For your $10, mate, I appreciate it, bloody good. Honestly, thank you to everyone who's donated on this stream, I didn't expect to do that. People have already donated so much fucking money on the last stream, I'm overwhelmed by the kindness. Ozzy is just as good as, oh, you know what? Don't you dare, no, I'm gonna have to block you for that. One Direction can piss off, they really can because it's like, you know, I hate One Direction. When I think of British musicians, I think of Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osbourne, The Beatles, The Cradle of Filth, you know, the music I listen to. And it's like, even though I hate Harry Styles and I hate One Direction, I don't go out of my way to fucking hate them personally because I'm like, you know what, they're doing their thing, I'm doing my thing, who gives a damn? Harry Styles, more like Justin Bieber version 2.0. Oh, oh, come on, you know what, it is what it is. I'm not gonna get mad about my fucking phone not wanting to fucking play the song. I just listen to music while I fucking scream, you know, and I'm kind of liking this. Plug in my headphones, you can't really hear it on YouTube. Money for nothing and your drugs and chicks and your rock and roll for free, that ain't working. That's the way you do it. It doesn't wanna let me play it, but that's just us. We'll try restarting it one more time. And if it doesn't let me wanna re-fucking play it, then I'll just play it on this fucking computer over here. It ain't nothing but a thing. There's no reason why it shouldn't let me play the song because I have it downloaded. Someone might've hacked my phone and been like, no, I'm not gonna let Cobra enjoy himself on his own screen. And I'm like, dude, your life is fucking miserable. Holy shit. How much does weed cost there, Cobes? Well, thank you, Nick, for your $2, but that's none of your damn business is what I'm gonna say to that. Like, why don't you leave the thing to me, genius? The quote, like the boondock fucking sings. It was a firefight! Like, why don't you leave the thing to me, genius? Well, would you look at that, it doesn't let me play it. That is fucking retarded. Well then, I'm gonna have to turn the phone off and we'll come back to it, you know? You expect, and that's, if my phone is being hacked, then my YouTube trolls are only doing it because I'm live and they want Cobra to freak out about it. And it's like, you don't give them the satisfaction of freaking out. You're just like, yeah, you know, that's life. We'll just plug that in and charge it. I turned off tracking on my goddamn phone so they couldn't track my ass. That's how the fucking trolls cyberstalk me is they use YouTube for that. And I'm just like, eh, fuck you. Money for nothing and your chicks for free. That ain't working. That's the way you do it. You play the guitar on the MTV. Oh! Like, oh, we took Cobra listening to music on his phone and took it away from him. Eh! Like, he didn't do shit. Soon as I stopped going live, it's gonna work again because you don't get the satisfaction of watching reaction live. I know how predictable my trolls are and it's fucking sad, dude. I feel sorry for my trolls. They try so hard to fuck with me when I don't do shit to them because they're miserable, dude. My YouTube trolls are fucking miserable. People are like trying so hard to steal my Rolling Stones jackets. If you want this bomb-ass Rolling Stones bomber jacket, why don't you just order one for yourself? Because the one I have is mine. You can't have it. That's how I feel about it, YouTube. Like, you won't let me listen to this song while I'm... You won't let me listen to this song while I'm... The highest art is beauty. It's not beautiful, Skip. The art is beautiful. It looked very cultural and beautiful, yes, but I'm not interested at the moment. No offense to the lovely people who were doing that kind of thing. I wanna... I'm playing like one song on my YouTube because if I plug in the phone that's out loud on my computer, it's gonna play it out loud. Like, one song might not hurt it. I want money Money and drugs and chicks for nothing and you're rock and roll for free. That ain't working. That's the way you do it. You play the guitar on the empty. I want to I want to I want to I want to I may not do a vocal cover. I might just listen to it and enjoy the music and cover a couple of parts of the songs. At least shows that I can still sing it. Thank you for your donation. Good morning, Kings. I'm CJ Murakami. It's $50. I drew a picture of this song as a kid. Look at that yo-yo. That's the way you do it. Money for nothing and drugs and chicks for free. You play the guitar on the empty. Look at that yo-yo. That's the way you do it. You play the guitar on the empty. I want to That ain't working. That's the way you do it. Money for nothing and your chicks for free. That's the way you do it. And guys ain't dumb. Maybe get a blister on your finger. Maybe get a blister on your thumb. We got some in-store microwave ovens. We got some kitchen deliveries. We got some movie refrigerators. We got some movies on the TV. The little faggot lives in here in the middle of the night. Yeah, buddy. That's his own world. The little faggot got a young jet airplane. The little faggot has a really young ass. That's his thing. We got some in-store microwave ovens. The kitchen delivery. We got some movie refrigerators. We got some movies on the TV. In-store microwave ovens. We got some movie refrigerators. We got some movies on the TV. I should've learned to play guitar. I should've learned to play guitar. Look at that mother. Stick it in the camera. Oh, yes, sir. What's that? Who are you noises? You're banging on the bongos like I'm Moses. That's the way you do it. My name's for nothing and your chick's for free. We got some in-store microwave ovens. Custom kitchens delivery. We got some movies refrigerators. We got some movies on the TV. Listen to that. That's the way you do it. You're playing the guitar on the MTV. And you're working. That's the way you do it. My name's for nothing and your drugs and chick's for free. My name's for nothing. Drugs and chick's for free. For free. My name's for nothing. Chick's for free. My name's for nothing. Chick's for free. My name's for nothing and your chick's for free. Chick's for free. My name's for nothing. Chick's for free. My name's for nothing. Chick's for free. My name's for nothing. You want chick's for free, you got to check out that tactical silk. You don't need some shitty pickup line. People are making fun of me for not trying anything. And I'm like, dude, I'm not going to try shit. I'm not going to try shit. I'm not going to try shit. You know what I'm saying? Go to a bar, hang out, fucking wear my tactical silk and not try anything. And watch what happens. Some of the chicks there might recognize me. Some of them might be like, who is this guy? Chick's for free. My name's for nothing. Drugs and chicks for free. Look at that. Look at that. My name's for nothing. All I want is money and chick's for free. My name's for nothing. My name's for nothing. Drugs and chick's for free. All I want is money and chick's for free. I got money, I got money, I really want chick's for free. Easy, easy money. Easy, easy chick's for free. Easy, easy money. All I want is chick's for free. Easy, easy money. I just told them I'm going to stop making a scene in my apartment. It's just not going to happen. Oh, fuck. Dealing with the cops is fucking easy, bro. That's the A.P.A. stuff. And I'm not mad about the cops. You know, they're just doing their fucking job. But it's fine, dude. I want my MTV. I guarantee if I'm not able to listen to my next vocal cover after, on my phone, after doing that one. And I know for a fact that I rule my trolls' lives. That one played out loud because I had these headphones on and plugged into my computer. But when, like, I do a vocal cover with just my iPhone. God, you fucking cunt. Knocked my Kratom pills over. My bad. Stick that up there for a second. There we go. I think I pierced the fucking... This stuff is... Oh, man, I love my Jack Daniels. But it is... I'm gonna keep those four fucking cans that the fans sent because that is glorious. These flavors are not on the regular, you know. So these are collectibles. Oh, fuck. I'm gonna take a piss, fucking... I'll be right back. There we go. I fixed that. And this is... This is precisely why I ordered... Hold up. My unplugged... Little fucking Tina Autistic. Like, yeah, I'm unplugged. Okay, so you can hear me. Cool. This is why I unplugged my headphones after the fucking deal. Because it's like, oh, no, you know. I'm like, man, this is what I do with my life. I fucking jam out to music and I drink alcohol and just walk out now. Oh, fuck. Oh, shit. People are like, I wanna steal your fucking goddamn Rolling Stones jacket. I'm like, if you want one so bad, get one for yourself. Because if you steal the jacket I'm wearing, I wear it all the time. So you're gonna have to steal it off of my cold dead corpse. I don't know what you're saying, but I mean... But let's not paranoia blind Randy Rose and fuck the moon. Well, now I want us to play again. That's fine. I like fuck the moon. The part I just made, my trills can suck it. Cheers to my Viking ancestors. Fuck the moon! That's the perfect amount. It's enough for, like, one more little drink afterwards. Thank you for all of you for donating. I appreciate it. Oh, fuck. I appreciate it. Oh, fuck. All the donations are making my Christmas a little less miserable, so I appreciate it. The moon. Hey, yeah, fuck the moon. There we go. That's perfect. You pour a splash of Jack Daniels in there and then some of the fucking tea and lemonade. And then, like, oh, people are like, oh, you won't stir your drinks. Okay, let me use my pipe tool to stir it. It's time to prove them wrong! So wrong! Woo! Yeah, baby! Oh, yeah, that's perfect. A little bit of ice chunk in there. Which I can fucking put up with that. You let the ice melt and it'll be nice and ice cold. That's fucking delicious. I'm listening to Ozzy's music live on YouTube and that's what it's about. Ha ha ha. Holy insidious! These red trolls can go to hell. Actually, my trolls aren't worthy to go to hell. Someone tells me to go to hell, I take it as a compliment. I'm like, yeah, man, me and Satan are brothers from another mother. The power of belief and coincidence is a truly trippy sort of thing, YouTube. The trolls don't dictate shit. I fucking dictate their life, otherwise they wouldn't care if I go live or sing book covers or any of it, you know. Look, even if my YouTube trolls were Ozzy Osbourne fans as well, I'd be like, oh, that's adorable. Rock and roll rebel! I'm as free as a free hand. Yeah, that's what that's about. Like a portable jukebox is what our songs are. That's the way I look at them. Do you wanna feel this beast around in your ass? Chug your drink. Thank you for your five dollars. I will chug it to the best of my abilities. I tell you no lies. I worship the devil. This is stupid, alright. I'm just a rock and roll rebel. People are sitting there like, uh... Purity. Oh, shit. Prosperity. I'm gonna ignore the fucking troll donations. You know who treated us like we were some damn devil? Rock and roll rebel! Fuckin' Ozzy, motherfucker! Devil devil! Who gives a shit? Rock and roll rebel! Devil rebel! Rock and roll rebel! You see, I worship the devil! Who cares? Who cares if you worship the devil? All the fuckin' corrupt assholes in the Christ religion. You know, you wanna have this fuckin' argument. There's a lot of corruption in the Christian church, but I don't actively go out of my way to, like... Uh... No, no. Crazy! Brothers gonna chase him, chase him! Gonna chase him, chase him! I had the artist there fuckin' puke off camera, and I'm like, what the fuck is that? They're like, no, we're not gonna have that shit. My glorious fans tuning in for the live. They're like, no, no, no, no, no, no. We're gonna get back up on fuckin' camera and drink more after puking, because that's what people crave. Brothers gonna chase him, chase him! Gonna chase him, chase him! Walk that walk! Talk that talk! Thank you, Marks, for your $2. Yes, I'm a soldier of rock and roll. Thank you, Gunther, for your $1.99. I'm not worried about the hair plugs. I embrace whatever hair I have left. Hair plugs would be nice, but I'm like, you know what? I still got long hair left, so I'm gonna embrace it. That's what life's all about, man. Just embrace what hair you got left. Metaphorically speaking. Crazy! Here comes the guitar solo. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Yeah! Join me in getting wasted and listening to the gospel of Ozzy. Crazy! Nobody's gonna chase him, chase him! He's gonna chase him, chase him! Walk that walk! Talk that talk! Talk! Oh, where was that guitar solo? It was like... No, no, no, no, no, no. It was like... You're a rock and roll rebel! I'm pretty sure it's in this. Maybe the guitar solo skipped over. It's fucking ridiculous. My fucking phone's being retarded! Fire in the sky! Dump the drink on your head in honor of Ozzy. That'd be a waste of booze, you fucking cunts. I wanna drink this entire drink in the name of Ozzy, dude. You stupid fucking wanker! Let's grab a drink at Frosty's tonight. Well, they won't want me back in because of my YouTube trolls. So fuck them. Fuck the YouTube trolls, but thank you. Thank you, Theria, for your 420. Walter, for your five shots. Your friend Tess. That's what's up. I've been going to Frosty's since I lived in my old apartment. And, like, they all of a sudden decided... The trolls started harassing them. And it's like, no, fuck you. And I'm like, you know, what if my trolls have the bars they were being going to harass? And they got kicked out. They couldn't handle it. That's the fucking truth. So I'm like, I'm not gonna go to that bar just because I don't want them getting harassed. You know, I can drink at home and still get the same enjoyable buzz. Which means the trolls don't win at shit. All you do is look like assholes. Fire in the sky! See, I'm getting drunk and listening to Ozzy Osbourne on stream. And you can't stop me. And it pisses off the YouTube trolls. I don't give a shit. No one's forcing you to listen to Ozzy or Cobra's shit music. You don't like it? Then fuck off. Exactly. Trolls always lose. Thank you for your 199 donations. I don't harass my trolls at their favorite bars. Because I don't have to to get inside their head. I'm already there. They see Cobra hanging out at Frosty's or whatever. And they're like, oh well, you know what I'm saying? And it shouldn't be up to the people to help me fight the assholes and online bullying. But it's like, they'll sit there and fucking kick me out of the bar. Because they don't want to get fucking cyber harassed. Within their private life. Outside of their job. They get harassed. And it's like, oh, it's not fair. And I'm like, well, if you want to stand up against online bullying, you gotta start with fucking standing up against mine. And then tell all the other assholes that fucking harass you to fucking suck the biggest horse cock. Don't mind me. I'm all Tam and Ozzy on my fucking iPhone through my headphones. And if you can't fucking hear it through your headphones, through my headphones, I mean, then that's good because then they can't give me a copyright strike. But look, I don't care if you're one of Ozzy's biggest fans. You're gonna get a copyright strike. How about you fucking suck my dick before I rape your mouth? I'm just kidding. I wouldn't do that. But no, seriously. Eat your glasses in honor of Ozzy and Sharon. Oh, I won't do that because that's fucking silly. But I'll put off my prescriptions. There we go. I sacrifice Ozzy Osbourne to end rape in all forms, to be honest. I hate sickos and long live Ozzy. Yeah, breaking all the rules. Ozzy Osbourne songs, man. I know that you would love to go to hell, but Satan said it's not your time yet. You knew. You're just another fool. Someone asked in chat if I'd sacrifice Ozzy Osbourne to end the sickos, and yes, I would. I love Ozzy Osbourne to death, and I would take a bullet for that man and his family. But if me getting raped by sickos would end sickos, then I'd totally do it. Because the only thing more miserable than my six-year dry spell, to be honest, are the fucking people who do sicko shit in the name of sex because you want to get off. Oh, that didn't just happen. I spilt. Shut the fuck up for a second. Oh, that's just great. I just spilt my fucking drink all over the fucking goddamn fucking... No, we're not going to freak out about it because that's what's cool. I told the phone to shut the fuck up while I fucking mop up my mess. Thank you. Look, I didn't mean to fucking spill. It never fucking fails. I'm sitting here going, Hey, man, I don't want to cause any drama. I just want my knife to get... I say knife. I meant to go... Fuck! I meant to say life. I want my life to go as drama-free as possible. And to be like, Hey, you know what? I'm not trying anything. I'm just trying to live my life and do my thing, you know? And it's like, Nope, can't even do that. And I'm like, I'm not going to freak out about spilling my fucking whiskey because that's life, you know? And look at that. See all that? See how fucking messy your fucking... your listening device headphones are? There it goes. And I thought, Wow, that's life. Get back to listening. I got a towel on my mess, so we're good. Breaking all the rules! Breaking all the rules! And I'm like, That's life. You spill a little bit of whiskey. Get over it. You want to see Cobra freak out about it on camera like a stupid fucking fat balding ugly piece of shit retard? Oh, that drink's settling. Let me get this mopped up. One second. I hate spilling my fucking whiskey, man. I know! You would love to go to hell! But Satan said, This is not your time yet! It's not your time yet. And now, nobody thinks the way I do. So follow the things I take your mind free as I'm breaking the rules. Ah, bollocks. It's empty. Breaking all the rules! Breaking all the rules! Breaking all the rules! Yeah, breaking all the rules! Come on! Breaking all the rules! Come on! Ah, yeah! Ah, come on! Spill a little bit of frosty. That's all right. You're gonna have to pour it extra thick because you spilt it, Mr. Cobra. They don't like it when you waste it. Come on! Yeah! Yeah! That's the song I want to listen to. The change, and times are strange. Here I come, but I ain't the same. Mama, I'm coming home. Fuck, it burns so good. I'm coming home. You'll be right. You're gonna be wrong. It's so bad. It's been so long! No, I'm coming home. Seriously, fucking spilling it a second time? Suck my dick. Oh, my fucking God, dude. It's all over my fucking phone. Seriously, oh, my God. I'm this fucking close, dude. No, I can't get over here. Like, I try to fucking pull my drink up, and then, bleh! Now I'm spilling all over the place! I'm sick of it! Okay, I said what I had to fucking say, and I'm over it. And it's part of the process of dealing with, like, you're trying to cut down on the drinking, and there's somebody named Life fucking doing it for me. Fuck you, Life. You can suck my dick while I rape your fucking average girlfriend. I'm joking aside, but I'm serious. Life loves to fucking rape you, but then the second you do it back, you're a piece of shit. And you know what? Fuck rape. It's no excuse. If you're the kind of asshole that fucking rapes, you can fucking chop your dick off and blow your brains out, as far as I'm concerned, because fuck rape. All that alcohol I fucking wasted on that spill. I'm so fucking over the holidays. Like, oh, yeah, you just spilled your fucking drink combo. I'm doing everything in my power to, like, swallow my anger, my pissed-off frustration. Like, you know, you try to fucking praise Ozzy Osbourne and hate sickos and just do your thing on YouTube, and you can't even fucking do that without spilling your drink combo. It's seriously fucking irritating. And the only reason I don't throw this fucking cup against the wall in anger is because my fans gave it to me. So I got to swallow all this anger and hatred. And they're like, look, I'm all sitting here getting drunk for Ozzy Osbourne on the weekend, and it's like, nope, you don't get to have that. You don't get to have that. And I'm like, yeah, watch me, motherfucker. So the fucking Jack Daniels drink combo wants to suck my dick. It's all right. I got to sit back for this very reason. Because here's the thing of it, YouTube. I don't fucking control what I do to a point, you know? It's like my trolls want to be dicks because you wasted all this Jack. Fuck them. Like, they act like I did that on purpose. I'm like, shit, if I had my way, I would have drank it all. I'm like, I wasted the last of my Jack being fucking stupid. And it's like, you know what? It happens. Breathe. You're going to have to struggle a couple of these beers to make up for spilling Jack like a fucking retard on live. I'm sure that's super entertaining for a lot of people. Like, oh, yeah, he claims to be such a hardcore rock star, but it's like, watch him spill everything. There we go. Cheers to me, Ozzy Osbourne. Like, oh, you know what? This is part of a weekend fucking party. You spill booze on yourself and make an ass of yourself and everyone looks at you like you're stupid and useless. You know what I'm saying? Like, oh, you want to have the whole weekend planned. And it's like, you know what? You can't control when life does shit like that. So all I can do is stay calm because people are fucking insane. And if you lose your shit, it gives people an excuse to lose their shit. And I'm like, that's kind of unfair, but that's how life goes. So I'm like, you know what, man? You always freak out about, like, losing my Jack fucking combo. And, like, the whole fucking video is just like, oh, Cobra's video is about spilling it on himself. And it has nothing to do with, oh, he's drunk and blah, blah, blah. It's just fucking shitty circumstances, dude. And all he can do is breathe. Breathe. Be like, you know what? You know what? My fucking spicy ramen noodles with the buffalo chicken are going to be delicious. Ah. Everyone tries to be like that fucking popular guy on YouTube. And when their fucking shit falls through, you're like, fuck that. It's a crook in the sky. That's how you get me. Not supposed to talk to strangers. We came back in this. No more tears, tears, tears. Nothing's left. I need a man and a woman. Hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit. Hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit. Hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit. Hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit. Hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit. Hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit. Hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit. What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck is this, oh my fucking god, that's fucking adorable, no it's nothing, super fucking piece of shit, oh my fucking god, there we are. I like it, fuck, I'm not trying to make it about me personally, you know, because a lot of people are going, well, you know what, I'm not anything, I'm just a piece of fucking shit retard, they're like, okay, I know a lot of people are looking at this fucking hole, oh he's going to do the blah blah blah thing, it's like, I want to apologize, fucking bullshit, I haven't done anything, I haven't done anything, oh fuck you, one second, oh my fucking god, oh my fucking god, this fucking faggot, fuck off, this is what it is, no I wasn't, dude, I'm doing fine, dude, no I did not, I haven't ordered anything all day, just go to the toilet, no I didn't, you don't, you don't cut your screen, you didn't agree to take a shit for a week, no I'm not, you don't want any medicine, no I don't, careful, no I've been drinking alcohol all day, you're good, I don't see any blood, you're good, your viewers are worried about you, they said you fell down, oh my god, dude, I'm not, I'm just telling you what they're saying, I know you, I suggest you drink some water man, yeah, I'll drink some water, okay, do you know what day it is today? Wednesday, Thursday, okay, anybody else stay here with you or anything, no sir, okay, so you don't need us for anything, no I don't, okay, cool, I'm sorry that my YouTube channel is all over in the US, well thank you for answering the door, I appreciate you letting us check on you, that way we don't have to stay forever and be worried about you, thank you, appreciate it, drink some water, okay, we'll get out of your hair, eat something too, alright, have a good one, have a good night, have a good one, oh my fucking god, my YouTube trolls are miserable, like you think, okay, my YouTube trolls are fucking assholes, like Cobra can't afford, like, oh hey, Cobra hasn't answered all fucking day, so you know what, I'm gonna fucking harass Cobra some more, be like, hey Cobra, are you okay? I'm like, I'm fucking fantastic, you know, I'm telling my fucking YouTube trolls, sit there fucking calling, fucking calling false bullshit fucking calls on me, and be like, oh well, it gets the fucking Casper police involved, so it's fucking hilarious to sit there and be like, oh hey Cobra, you fucking miserable faggot, and I'm like, I'm not gay, I'm straight, we don't care, we don't care, we're like, we've received fucking bullshit fucking calls from your fans, sick of this shit, they're like, oh well, we can't handle Cobra being cooler than us, so we're gonna have to fucking upload, I told my YouTube trolls, I said, your hatred of Cobra is gonna be your downfall, so what do they do? As soon as Cobra has, as soon as Cobra has his downfall, you know, they fucking sit there and don't fucking attack me, like I'm a fucking piece of shit, because it's like, oh well, we would never do anything like that, blah blah blah, and I'm like, the companies who are doing this crap, and making me eat my food, would never do this crap, I get that, with the fucking asshole YouTube trolls, don't give a shit, and they sit there and they're like, okay, I haven't gone live in fucking several fucking hours, and it's like, oh my god, what am I supposed to fucking do, when I'm like, I tell YouTube, I don't need any food, I don't need any food, I'm gonna do a fucking buffalo chicken food hack, and it's like, oh well, fuck you Cobra, my YouTube trolls will sit there, fuck my YouTube trolls, they will sit there and fucking order a bunch of bullshit, just to fuck with me, and then the second I, I'm like, you know what, I'm not gonna do it to their level, somehow, I'm the piece of shit, I'm like, you know what, fuck that, fuck that shit, y'all fucking sit there, I'm like, dude, my fucking YouTube trolls are like, hey, we're gonna fucking have the police over as much as we can, and I'm over here like, leave me the fuck alone, like if I need the cops for a fucking emergency, I'll call them, you know, I'm sick of it, it's like if I need the cops for a fucking emergency, I'll call them, I'm tired of it, these fucking assholes who think it's funny to fuck with me, I'm tired of it, fuck, fuck, I try to sit here and do my own thing, that's what pisses me off about it, is I sit here and I try to do my own fucking thing, and just mind my own business, and that's not good enough, I gotta get fucking harassed by the fucking assholes, I'm sick of it, dude, I'm sick of being fucking harassed by my YouTube trolls, oh my fucking god, I'm fucking fantastic, which one, why are you bothering me, I'm fucking fantastic, no I do not, I'm fine, thank you, my YouTube trolls sit there and fucking harass me to the point where I got cops showing up to my apartment and fucking giving me shit, because, oh my god, someone sent you a fucking burger, I'm like, you wanna sit there and sit there and say, oh you're so fantastic, fuck off, I didn't even realize I was still going live, fucking piece of shit, fucking mouse, like, you know what, people can sit here and see the fucking crap that I go through, because I'm KingCobraJFS, you can sit here and see, it's like, you know what, I don't ask for, like, the bullshit that I go through, but I go through it because my fans love my videos, and I can't fucking immediately fucking, like, okay, I'm trying to fucking go through this the best I can, and, you know what I'm saying, it's not letting me fucking end it the most, because I make a video thinking to myself, you know what, fuck my YouTube trolls, I'm gonna fucking make a video and be like, this is what I go through, and, you know, it won't let me fucking, oh my god, dude, there it goes, alright, we're cool, fuck my YouTube trolls.