Quote from: mw on November 27, 2018, 11:49:03 PMQuote from: Alec McDonald on November 27, 2018, 10:47:41 PM
Council made the decision a while back to ban CV from the rankings due to his character.
This vote was 7-1 (with 1 not responding) to remove him entirely.
Quote from: KfP1995 on November 27, 2018, 11:35:04 PM
I appreciate your reply on reasoning and how you feel thank you Karl.
On the line of moving forward which do you think would be the best action from your perspective in terms of community leadership and decisions?
Quote from: stefankok on September 01, 2018, 10:31:37 AM
^ The different strategy i'm referring to is pretty much the one he posted on the MK boards, where he shows himself to the guard, closes the mainframe manually and the guard then opens the glass right away at arrival(not noting anything resembling that he bothered planning for the backup). To me it seems that he claimed that that was the strat he used for Agent(since he was being questioned on his 1:31 strat there) and for his 2:03 00A he used the backup(which he claimed earlier than his Agent times), which makes sense to me due to 1:31 and 1:33 being ludicrously fast for 2002 if you're including the backup. But take it for what it is, no reason to discuss this further. Like i said earlier, Steven is the only one who should put effort into proving/disproving the strat.
QuoteQuote from: Wyst3r on Today at 03:21:15 AM
Did he mention if he closed it himself or if it was already closed?
According to Disco's description of what Zwartjes told him (quoted above), it sounds like it was already closed to me.
QuoteYou are luring the wrong guy Wink
u have to lure the one that is standing next to the gate that is opening and closing not the one in the back.
when u lure him closing the gate right after that he should be slow and open it some later.
at that time u are already standing next to the glass that has to open. SHoot some bullets now and hide in the place behind the wall near the mainframe.
Now he has to open the door for you.
chances are so small he is doing that because sometimes he even comes running straight to you
but it is possible after u have tried 10 hours u know it is
QuoteAll guys gone except the one behind the mainframe door.strafe to him.show yourself and by doing this let the door rise.he should be slow and open it some later again.back up and get in the place next to the glassdoor.shoot a few bullets on the door where guy comes out. (dont hit him Wink)
the bullets make an indication for the computer to the place u have been the last (while shooting).
the place u shoot last is the place where the enemy will try to find u IF he did not have eye contact with u and follows the noise.
(I made loads of advantage of this in the early LTK days Smiley like runway the guys keep appearing if u kill them, the trick is to lure them with a shot and then hide.
the guard will walk to the place u took your shot.of course u where shooting near a wall so the guy stands there stupidly with his face towards the wall Grin) Do this with all guards and u have a safe walk to the plane Smiley)
Anyways back to Aztec:
the moment the door is about to go down (this is about right after u took your shot) hide quickly in the spot near the mainframe. the guard walks to the glassdoor and should open it immediately.
this is where it gets fucked up because there is only guard who is willing to do it instead of the 3 guards in the strat u guys all use thus chances are absurdly low for it to happen.but if u have patience it will happen.
Quote from: AZ on August 23, 2018, 10:35:08 AM
The difference between Henning's Cav 00A 1:33 and Zwartjes' proven records from 1998 is that Henning did all the splicing before he got/claimed Cav 1:33 on a meeting (and probably after the meeting too). I'm not even fighting for Archives 17 to be up since it has no video. However, having Zwartjes' proven times up vs Henning's "proven" times up is not the same logic and I'm sorry that my arguments get twisted and deliberately misinterpreted and that you choose to draw the wrong conclusions from fair, reasonable and objective standpoints/questions. Henning, for instance, was never banned from PD despite him doing much worse things than Zwartjes i.e. faking videos. I'm asking why Zwartjes' proven times also were removed? It even contradicts the policy. Shouldn't he be treated like all the other cheaters before him?
Quote from: stevenZ on August 19, 2018, 07:19:17 PM
I need to play 10 hours straight to get something decent to work. My skilllevel dropped, the desire to play 10 hours straight
QuoteEdit: I tried forcing the sidestep/sidehop/running sideways animations and as I suspected, the game checks for obstacles (such as the glass door) and will always chose a direction that leads away from it. So as long as the guard is close enough to the glass, he won't step/hop/run towards it.
QuoteJust to clarify, it's impossible according to our current understanding of how glass openings work.
Quote from: KVD on August 22, 2018, 10:44:31 AM
The grandfathering principle should be applied here to some extent if you ask me though (he was active in a time when video proof was hard to come by).
Quote from: KVD on August 22, 2018, 10:14:39 AM
^100% agree
Read the last lines of that Sagan quote especially.
Quote from: Vermin on August 06, 2018, 04:29:12 PMQuote from: Wuldntuliktono on August 06, 2018, 02:27:45 PM
38.6 is 52 pace so a 37 quitout would be like 51 to 52 pace lol. So 38 to 39 quitout is 53 pace.
36.8 quitout is 52.

Quote from: Icy on April 11, 2018, 05:41:33 AM
Even if you had a perfect set of inputs on a level like S2 Agent, lag is pretty random and you would quickly desynch. When I did TASing, I would lose up to a tenth in lag just based on what frame I would start the level on, and the rest of gameplay is just as bad.
Quote from: ohmss on April 06, 2018, 04:09:42 AM
I actually thought about this a while ago. I think it would be a great change for PD (D)LTK, where the real time / game time ratio went out of control. But that is for the guys to decide who are actually involved with that league.
Quote from: Icy on March 28, 2018, 06:28:21 AM
Sammy's SA 0:35 which was achieved while everyone was playing the drone strat, demonstrating how easy and underplayed Cradle 0:35s really were. There are probably more 0:35s with nades during the drone strat gold rush.
Quote from: TheFlash on March 13, 2018, 09:35:06 PMQuote from: Alec M. on March 13, 2018, 09:11:39 PM
Old news now. If the tape isn't in mine or Jonathan's hands it's gg tbh.
That topic you linked is from 2002....he's had 16 years to get his proof issues sorted.
This seems very wrong.
He passed the proof call according to the standards of the day, it's not his responsibility to keep the videos forever, it's the site's responsibility.
Proof called December 2001 - https://forums.the-elite.net/index.php?topic=6370.msg102457
Confirmation by the proof mod and site updater - https://forums.the-elite.net/index.php?topic=6735.msg115505
If you're going to remove any of the times requested in the proof call that were proven to the day's standards, you'll also have to remove every time from players such as SnapDragon that don't have a currently available video as well.
Quote from: Alec M. on March 13, 2018, 09:11:39 PMQuote from: Alka Maass on March 13, 2018, 07:53:12 PMQuote from: AZ on March 13, 2018, 07:00:24 PMI don't think he should be removed, apparently he did have tape proof in the past according to this post: https://forums.the-elite.net/index.php?topic=6232.msg147034#msg147034
This action appears very inconsistent at first glance but perhaps the council decided to keep Vulpex ranked in PD because another player - Keefer - is ranked even higher but also with 0/63 proof.
Old news now. If the tape isn't in mine or Jonathan's hands it's gg tbh.
That topic you linked is from 2002....he's had 16 years to get his proof issues sorted.
Quote from: ohmss on March 03, 2018, 04:51:42 AM
And what's the purpose of such a proof call? I don't see any reason to re-verify the legitimacy of these records. So the WR page will have dead links until April 1st? Come on guys, you are better than that.
It's baffling what a salty kid Ace (still) is, but also it seems like the situation is handled poorly. I agree with Luke that this (unnecessarily) makes the-elite look very stupid, randomly temp-banning and re-proof calling their champion and showcasing dead links.
Quote from: Shadow on February 22, 2018, 03:22:43 PM
*cough*
I think it worth pointing out that there's more than one proven "compulsive liar" still in The Elite, who were warned and allowed to stay. I'll be the first to say that this doesn't help Mr Kent, but it's not quite proof he cheated everywhere, especially 10+ years after this event. There's at least one member on this site that I know cheated on other games' leaderboards, yet I'm not trying to get him banned everywhere because I simply can't know whether he cheated everywhere or not.
Quote from: wheatrich on February 20, 2018, 09:18:10 PMQuote from: Botched Movie Quotes on February 10, 2018, 05:34:09 AM
Remove Kent tbh
Those saying 'you cant prove he cheated' do not understand the burden of proof and how it works. We dont have to prove that he cheated, he had to prove he got the times.
If i am not remembering incorrectly we did in fact attempt to contact Kent to request proof. Why he was not removed after this failed is a valid question tbh gg
Yes you need some proof or else we're gonna have the goose/karl types of just getting whoever they wanted removed just b/c they felt like it and could get away with it which those types of people totally would do.
In this particular instance it's not likely to matter, it seems he's certainly moved on at this point and he only has a handful of times that will hold up for awhile.
Quote from: Fac 42 confirmed possible on January 31, 2018, 10:22:36 AM
People are really underrating top 1 in GE. Like when I get Caverns 1:13, Runway 0:22, a decent Runway 00 Agent time (note: the incentive for this is 1:11:59 total time for me, so it will happen 100%... makes no sense for me to retire with 1:12:20 total time with 10s of cut easily doable), I will be so far ahead. Then I'll eventually get a superpad at some point and cake some 2.x times (39/46, 147s, etc). I honestly think people are just voting 'Yes' to trigger me to get me to play (and stream), which I'll admit, is working.
Quote from: Shadow on January 31, 2018, 09:38:58 PM
Could he? Absolutely. Will he? Nah. I don't think he cares enough about quite a few levels.
Quote from: Elite Top 5s on December 27, 2017, 03:14:28 AM
same old
Quote from: Down to just 2 untieds but will make a huge comeback in 2018 on December 25, 2017, 09:21:26 AM
Flux vids
Sorry if I was too full on, but I mean really I don't care man. This is just a way to kill time posting in these topics and debating.
Quote from: falzy211 on December 13, 2017, 10:13:25 AM
Most of the first 10 posts including the OP show a pretty bad attitude to the new guy. Your clearly assumed him guilty and bannable before hed even replied to the thread.
QuoteInstead of giving him the benefit of the doubt, or responding with a deadline of sorts, or even asking what proof was required (note that they did not do this, but a regular member) the council members post rhetorical statements instead. Then they ban him. I don't find that acceptable.
Quote from: Fleeto on December 13, 2017, 03:09:20 AM
For the record, I don't condone Noah's attitude after he was banned but I can see why he was upset. And his attitude after his ban is not what I see as the problem here.
Quote from: Botched Movie Quotes on December 12, 2017, 12:28:12 AM
Out of town for work but posting new pr's
Quote from: Papa FLuX on December 12, 2017, 12:37:48 AMQuote from: Botched Movie Quotes on December 12, 2017, 12:28:12 AMI'm not aloud to play Goldeneye in the evenings?
Out of town for work but posting new pr's
Quote from: Botched Movie Quotes on December 12, 2017, 12:55:28 AM
https://www.raspberrypi.org/magpi/car-super-mario/
Found link to picture source. Can we please ban/remove this troll already.
Quote from: Papa FLuX on December 12, 2017, 01:01:24 AMQuote from: Botched Movie Quotes on December 12, 2017, 12:55:28 AMYeah? Clever boi.
https://www.raspberrypi.org/magpi/car-super-mario/
Found link to picture source. Can we please band/remove this troll already.
Did you hurt yourself thinking to figure out that I wasn't playing on a backup camera monitor?
Quote from: Elite Top 5s on August 27, 2016, 08:50:17 PM
for the layman, could someone please translate above into simply what % odds there are for a chuya ending?
Quote from: discordian flick on November 07, 2017, 12:48:35 PM
If you truly believe that I would do this, I feel sorry for you.


Quote from: discordian flick on November 07, 2017, 12:48:35 PM
Guarantee the dislikes came from reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/7b3xbz/perfect_dark_n64_after_2425_days_cedrics_crash/



Quote from: Shadow on November 01, 2017, 09:41:19 PM
Another player who I really respected was Marshmallow. His guide to speedrunning each level on Goldeneye was an absolute godsend in an era when there were no videos (I don't even think Ngamer had hosted any at that point and I wouldn't have been able to watch them on dial-up anyway). He had by far the most complete and comprehensive write-ups, and while they eventually became seriously outdated, they were a huge help when I had nothing else but a dial-up connection and a Nintendo Power strategy guide :P
Quote from: discordian flick on September 01, 2017, 03:35:36 AM
It was stated twice as an argument towards removal that there is no associated unlockable cheat for The Duel unlike every other level. This is false as there are no unlockable cheats for MBR, Maian SOS, or WAR! Misleading argument.
"Lack of deviation"
This reasoning is originally the point for removing 3 and 6 from the WR tally, it might end up extending to 9 as well, but I dont see it as a good enough reason to remove the level or strip it of point value.
"Lack of skill required: For Agent you only need to know how to hold right/left on the control stick and press Z. That is literally all you have to do."
Please show me a Duel 3 that has no start input. Another misleading argument.
"Only unlocked through firing range"
It was already mentioned that this argument is about as relevant as the "it's listed among solo missions" counter-argument. Ace made a fine point that if it was any other longer level, it would not matter how it's unlocked.
"Does not allow for improvement"
You cannot ever be 100% certain of this.
"Times this easy should not have the same point value as other levels"
Dam Agent and to a lesser extent, Runway Agent are pretty much in the same boat. You dont need any SKILL to achieve these times, only KNOWLEDGE. The lowest skill players can get lucky and achieve these records. The Duel does not only require timing, it also requires some knowledge.
Every time I read over the arguments for removing the level or stripping its point values, I dont feel swayed at all. I keep wondering what actually gets accomplished. I feel like its pure propaganda, especially with at least two misinforming arguments.
After seeing the results of this poll, combined with the results of the previous efforts to remove The Duel, I feel like the majority are too easily swayed by the propaganda. I dont think 6 out of 9 is a large enough majority for this kind of "major" rankings adjustment.
Alright, you have my opinions. Now whatever happens, happens. I'm not going to bitch and moan if The Duel is removed or stripped of its point values.
Quote from: Alec McDonald on August 31, 2017, 09:05:16 AM
Each one of your reasons in your large post can either be refuted or met with matching opposite opinion.
Quote from: Alec McDonald on August 31, 2017, 08:33:15 AM
I think saying you'd want to remove Duel for consistency isn't very consistent.
Quote from: falzy211 on August 03, 2017, 09:14:40 AM
*takes off sunglasses*
2 boost 52 is indeed possible...
Was the run really really lag free?
Quote from: Carathorn on June 26, 2017, 02:32:28 AM
Watching Eliters call each other out on degeneracy levels is some good stuff
Quote from: Carathorn on June 21, 2017, 06:12:30 PM
omg man that's sick! well done, is there a video/highlight uploaded of this run?
Quote from: Samuel "The Shit Sam" Haycock on May 23, 2017, 06:42:01 PM
weiner dick fuck bitch blowjob ass shit
Quote from: Carathorn on March 18, 2017, 06:07:38 PM
Amazing picture K.., congrats.
Keep in mind some of The Elite rules to a perfect marriage:
don't speedstrafe through your marriage, don't lookdown, don't speechskip your woman, absolutely don't 2.x her, don't hoard, stay on her leaderboard at all times, keep on inventing new strats & stay keen.
<3
Quote from: RaiidarOn on March 07, 2017, 10:06:23 PMQuote from: SGT RAGEQUIT on March 07, 2017, 06:06:46 PM
if you're interested in goldeneye past a dam 53 you need to get a CRT television, it'll feel way more responsive
Its been a while since I have used a CRT so I don't have a good comparison, but I have one of those 1ms gaming monitors and I don't really feel like its not responsive.
Quote from: scythe death on March 05, 2017, 01:21:01 PMQuote from: The man who trolled and lost everything on March 05, 2017, 08:49:20 AM
scythe, I actually agree that some/much of what Marc says is founded largely in truth (ironically.) A lot of his views and beliefs of the world are similar to mine.
That being said he's a complete dick, treats people poorly, and the rest of what he says is complete lunacy. So yeah you and I are on a very similar page here.
Yeah, but philosophers tend to be dicks. Not that he's a legitimate philosopher or anything, but if he thinks that he sees something that others don't, and these people insist on not seeing it, his only response is going to be to mock you or point out your faults, which people tend to consider rude. The better response is to this Marc guy is not to reject his points or dismiss them for "lol too many words durrr", but to understand them first, then refute them if so needed.
Quote from: Carathorn on March 05, 2017, 08:15:28 AMQuote from: Botched Movie Quotes on March 04, 2017, 10:41:59 AM
Asking for better proof does not mean you are accusing the person of cheating.
It's a rare case anyway, that being a high RNG level which is famous for fake vids + a player having insane times on that level only. It's completely reasonable for people to be skeptical. Please don't act like that's a bad thing for people to have questions and for the times to be subject to increased scrutiny.
I agree that asking for more proof is a good idea especially considering the level/player circumstances, I just don't see how 30 minutes of footage prior to the 58 run is going to expose anyone in case the run was fake. Even a 30 minute video with completely different stages or lower pace failed runs is not going to expose anyone. Someone can always just say "it was the run of a lifetime" and, even though you'd have more reason to doubt someone, you still wouldn't have anything to take action on. Or am I missing something?
Quote from: AZ on February 28, 2017, 08:31:30 AM
No.
However, there should be a rankings somewhere...
Quote from: The man who trolled and lost nothing on February 28, 2017, 02:03:23 AM
...thanks for jumping to conclusions.
Quote from: The man who trolled and lost nothing on February 27, 2017, 09:53:29 AM
ffs grav. Stop wasting my time. I really don't like responding to these stupid arguments you bring up and make misleading statements like this thread title which comprises of two clauses, both of which are deceptive.
QuoteBecause I am actually contributing to the discussion and making fair counterarguments unlike both of you? Seriously you guys may as well not post if you are here just to say that instead of contributing to the actual discussion. It appears you gave more importance to that post than my previous two, which I am not surprised with at all
Quote from: Scrambler Fanny on February 25, 2017, 11:57:40 AM
As for the abortion part (which was pretty short), Ben asked a fundamental question that you BOTH kind of "side-stepped" in your posts. K.. said that "Obviously abortions are not ideal and decent people seek to avoid it, because on some level it is also killing another human." My question to you K.. is: is taking an innocent life murder? Is it a life at conception? If so, abortion is murder. If not, who decides WHEN it becomes a life? In my opinion, ONLY religion can answer this. What you believe answers this. Notice I didn't say my religion. Religion is simply your world-view and what you believe about existence, life, death, taxes, etc. I know that you both know this, but my world-view is that God has formed and knit-together the very fabric of life from the time of conception and holds every single child as valuable beyond our comprehension. He also says that murdering anyone (not capitol punishment - that's a different topic) is worthy of forfeiting your own life.
Quote from: We have seen illusion and reality begin to overlap and fuse on February 07, 2017, 11:56:58 AM
Nice, keep it up!
You can always just post a regular recording without much editing or commentary to make things easier.
Quote from: Ogran on January 28, 2017, 09:22:35 AM
wtf nintendo
Quote from: Axel A on January 12, 2017, 08:09:00 AM
Max, K.. was missing from the ranks for a few years there in the mid 00s but I dont remember the reason for it, perhaps K.. himself does and would like to share...
QuoteUsernames, Avatars, Signatures, etc.
- Changing your username is allowed. However, you may NOT change to a username that is offensive or is intended to flame, troll, or impersonate other users. Breaking these rules will result in a suspension of name and profile editing privileges and likely a suspension of posting privileges.
Quote from: Anemptybox on December 31, 2016, 09:01:40 AM
Would it be a good idea to open the door by the skedar you punch, either before or during you punch him, so you don't have to wait for it to open?
Quote from: Boss on December 27, 2016, 11:35:58 PMQuote from: Wouter Jansen on December 27, 2016, 06:02:10 AM
Could it be faster to do the pres lure on A/SA and throw the mine after?
It's worth a look. I think with an insane start it could be surprising close to the same speed, but the main issue is how long the mine takes to get down there then you still need to wait another 2s to complete.
Quote from: Alec McDonald on December 23, 2016, 01:36:59 AM
2) We hold a vote to retroactively backroll the time if it means that much to the community
Quote from: 50 on December 04, 2016, 02:10:37 PM
Amazing K..!
yo where's that open door? Did I miss something?
Quote from: Spagooda on November 23, 2016, 01:46:17 PM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-handicapping
Quote from: Alec McDonald on November 22, 2016, 08:02:59 PM
"I enjoy taking the stairs up to my office on the 103rd floor every day. It makes me almost 2 hours late, but I think taking the elevator is just silly! Does anyone know the least amount of lateness anyone has achieved by taking the stairs?"
Quote from: TheFlash on November 13, 2016, 07:31:55 PM
..you'll feel better tomorrow.
Quote from: wheatrich on November 04, 2016, 11:49:15 PM
If you don't mind--why do you support trump? It's just tough for me to rationalize how anyone who isn't a trump type or loves trump types (which you are neither from what I can tell) and uses their brain on things could just b/c the h2h comparison with hillary isn't remotely close as nearly everything people hate hillary for; trump or republicans have been worse at those same things.
Quote from: Lark on October 27, 2016, 06:06:59 PM
We know that they achieved those times, they just decided to remove the videos. There's no point in making the rankings inaccurate. Let's just archive all videos to prevent this happening in the future and accept the current losses.
QuoteEventually you must be forced to some kind of belief. Did a personal, eternal being bring everything into existence? Or did it spring forth from nothing, or exist eternally? Either scenario requires a pretty hefty belief!
Quote from: Carathorn on October 13, 2016, 08:41:39 PM
It's actually impossible to prove that there is no God. Therefore, claiming that God doesn't exist is just as much as much of a believe as actually believing in God.
Quote from: Instamodel on October 15, 2016, 03:41:48 PM
It seems a big mistake a lot of people make is they don't train hard enough or/and they don't eat enough. Some people train and they don't look big or good at all because of these reasons.
Quote from: The man who trolled and lost everything on September 15, 2016, 12:45:35 AM
Your friend believes he is Jesus or another divinity.
Quote from: vitor on April 21, 2007, 03:13:00 PM
Streets is like 4 times bigger than b1, that means it has way more places to get boosted. I'll go further, I'll say that even 1:11 is possible, but VERY unlikely. It could be achieved in like 10 years if GE is still active (highly doubt that tho). Someone will get 1:12 in a few years.
Quote from: Jimbo on August 31, 2016, 09:55:22 PM
I call bullshit on your assessment of me. Liar.
Quote from: CuckLord420 on August 23, 2016, 10:56:39 PM
ur my one in a mirriuuuun
Quote from: Icy on August 18, 2016, 02:37:46 PM
Enjoying seeing you casually tie Clemens/Ace only WRs.Grats again!
Quote from: Icy on August 14, 2016, 09:50:00 AM
Congrats K..! That's gotta be a nice IL to get out of the way!
Quote from: Alec McDonald on August 02, 2016, 06:10:25 PM
I feel like working everything twice a week will be good.
Quote from: Jimbo on July 31, 2016, 12:10:50 AM
Actually the first mine/tree boost was pretty cool. Is that your strat?
Quote from: CuckLord420 on July 23, 2016, 05:54:38 AM
I'm not some nutjob SJW that is going to scream at you that you're wrong like it seems like you want me to be.
Quote from: CuckLord420 on July 23, 2016, 04:02:35 AM
Pretty much what I'm getting at is that people who are completely unwilling to change their mind or think of anyone outside of themselves are infuriating to deal with, and thats a personality trait that I've unfortunately seen in excess from some Trump supporters.
Quote from: Spagooda on July 22, 2016, 03:40:45 PM
I took my last car from 76k to 135k in 5 years of college, living 10 minutes from campus. A few road trips, nothing across country or anything.
Quote from: dat flicker on July 21, 2016, 08:13:04 AM
He already passed proof call and his times are legitimate. They wont be removed from the rankings.
Quote from: Jimbo on June 18, 2016, 09:25:57 AM
Not sure if the first elevator was good or bad, just felt like you were sitting there for an eternity dodging bullets.
Quote from: yashichi on May 28, 2016, 01:22:55 AM
also, this picture is literally me
Quote from: Discombobulator on May 20, 2016, 12:28:40 AM
K..'s gonna work on this, see if it can save a second or two.
Quote from: Time was untied when set. on May 13, 2016, 10:10:12 PM
Theres all sorts of beauty in life you can experience while sober. The idea that you have to be fucked up to experience something unique is completely silly.
Quote from: Red Bull on May 13, 2016, 03:16:17 AM
I voted yes, because I think it's easier if 1 person does it. But no harm if both do it of course.
Quote from: We Love Spliced Runs on May 07, 2016, 01:04:59 AM
There's that patronizing attitude we all love. You are one of the problems with this place.
Quote from: Alec McDonald on May 05, 2016, 03:08:17 PM
If over 100+ people get archives 16, dam 53, or def 5 in the future, are we going to have this discussion/ argument again? Where does it stop?
Quote from: hyperkeen on May 04, 2016, 09:16:01 PM
the decision to keep PA 9 as a WR but not counting 6 and 3, OR not counting any of 3, 6 and 9 is the worst decision ever made in elite history
Quote from: dat flicker on May 04, 2016, 07:02:41 PMQuote from: OHMSS on May 04, 2016, 06:41:23 PMMate, it will even be unranked soon.Just suck it up and get 3/6/9, be done with it, and never have a problem again.
Quote from: Jimbo on March 13, 2016, 05:14:34 PM
Clemens doesn't have an accent imo

Quote from: Joshua Nash on March 10, 2016, 06:50:25 PM
You deserved it especially after that robbery
Quote from: Boss on March 01, 2016, 05:48:58 PM
I got all those 46s untied btw
Quote from: Quakeulf on February 17, 2016, 08:12:35 AM
90 pushups in one go is coming! :3c
I started going to the gym three days a week from January to build mussel. I am skinny as fuck and I need to bulk up and get bigger arms to look and feel more like a man. So far I have only been gaining strength, but my arms remain just as skinny. It does look really odd when I am at the gym though because my skinny arms look so disproportionate to what I am lifting and doing. Maybe I am a humant...
Quote from: PoonSlayer69 on February 13, 2016, 09:34:41 PM
jesus fucking christ i hate this place
Quote from: The Witness on February 10, 2016, 08:58:13 AM
2. SB?

Quote from: The Witness on February 08, 2016, 02:05:36 AM
Not saying that they are inherently bad, but I would recommend puzzle games / games which make you think by better designers.
Quote from: Oh Boy, time for another Spec-Tier, 0/10 Board Name! on August 30, 2015, 05:53:07 PM
Have you tried powering off the internet molden, waiting 10 seconds, and turning it on again?


Quote from: sakuya on January 16, 2016, 03:36:36 AM
15shot why 103 (。-_-。)
Quote from: The man who trolled and lost everything on January 11, 2016, 12:19:17 PM
TFW you stop streaming and turn on the porn, then get a DM saying "your stream is still on mate..."
Quote from: Carathorn on September 30, 2015, 04:10:20 AM
I don't expect anyone to do so and neither should Luke because it's an Internet forum.
QuoteUh, so because people don't "stand up" (i.e., rise to the bait) at what isn't even a remotely subtle trolling attempt, they all hate Luke?
QuoteI don't recall you sticking up for me when Marc attacked me
Quote from: Dark Inkosi on September 29, 2015, 10:32:23 AM
Hey K.., i can see you have slowly recovered from the last time we spoke when you were angry about being "abused", and started posting on the boards again. I and others are still laughing hard at how hard i owned you last time and made you upset, cry, complain about being abused and leave the boards. You have no understanding of Life whatsoever, and will still need a lot of Life experiences to have it, like i do, and you have very low self-esteem. You better shut the fuck up this time, or i am going to demolish your fucking PALE, PASTY, PUSSY POPULIST ass. You're a fucking PPPP. LOL.
Quote from: JustinDT on September 25, 2015, 12:29:53 AM
you guys are making me mad horny
Quote from: Fork Out A Silo 100 Mate on September 20, 2015, 01:52:18 AM
$100 USD
GE Agent (any%) Enemy Rockets sub 22.

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Damn, was really hoping for a number on runway's spawn guards instead.![]()
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Quote from: Heaven can't help me now, nothing lasts forever... on September 03, 2015, 10:18:23 PM
anyone can update their own.
Quote from: Ez Money Bakery on August 28, 2015, 10:03:11 AM
Axel, do you have a car? If so, what brand/model?

Will keep cock for good random slut.

) a couple of insane untieds lately
Quote from: Stacking 1s Untieds on June 19, 2015, 10:24:11 PM
either cinema players are bad, or it's overrated
Quote from: Stoxenbawns on June 09, 2015, 12:47:09 AMQuote from: SgtRaven on June 08, 2015, 10:40:35 AM
I am glad I am added now. I started playing and PRing and when I found out the points wouldn't count yet I thought it was pretty stupid. I will start playing now that I am officially added. I have some key times that shouldn't be too terrible for me.
It's not "pretty stupid". It's to prevent people dropping and adding players all over the place which would make points incredibly difficult to track.
Quote from: Vicar of the Speedrun Realm on May 26, 2015, 03:35:48 AM
me saying 42 is insane and surprisingly possible was a clear attempt to troll Clemens. Get with it.
Quote from: Vicar of the Speedrun Realm on May 21, 2015, 01:53:37 AM
On the matter of Ace acquiring a Visa to travel from Pakistan to USA:Quotedavidclemensn: Yeah but all you need is a vacation visa which from what i know really isnt that hard to get
Meanwhile: PASSPORT OF PAKISTAN
Visa free countries: 46
Passport Power Rank: 71
http://www.passportindex.org/byRank.php

Quote from: Goose on February 05, 2015, 10:40:01 PM
I am planning an update on the relevance rankings very soon.
Quote from: Dark Inkosi on February 03, 2015, 06:01:27 AM
Lol, everytime i see that K.. J.. has posted on the boards, it makes me cringe. Everytime i take a good look at K.. J.., i'm reminded how not to be. Something of the opposite of what to aspire for in life. You have very little understanding of how life works, which is why you have no success in life, and is why you are insecure and have very low self-esteem.
It's also like you have developped this habit of being a pussy. Like, everything you do. You look and talk like a pussy. You look really really weird. You look like you'd be a character from The Simpsons. K.. J.., the pussy populist LOL.
I saved this post, in case K.. will have it deleted like in the past. (He hates when i expose his stupid ass)
Quote from: Ez Money Bakery on February 02, 2015, 07:37:08 PM
- play the basement casino
Quote from: ezpz lemon squeezey on February 02, 2015, 04:45:32 PM
let's start by removing cradle SA / 00A...
Quote from: Larkin on February 02, 2015, 01:55:06 AM
Ever since the Dan Berube issue was revisited. Goose has been to make extreme revisions... This is starting to get ridiculous.
Quote from: Goose on January 25, 2015, 03:16:33 PM
that Henrik 1:55 might be the best demonstration on how far we've come with Goldeneye in 10 years. Wow.
Quote from: Goose on January 27, 2015, 12:19:19 AM
The Proof Moderator should ALWAYS have access to remove or add times directly to and from the rankings. Adding an additional layer of having to email Thingy or someone else to remove a time is definitely not healthy for the community.
The Proof Moderator should also AT LEAST be an observing member of the Council.
I hope most would agree with me on both points?
Quote from: Goose on January 20, 2015, 11:03:20 PM
WAOW congrats m88!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Ez Money Bakery on January 20, 2015, 09:59:34 PM
Not sure if he removed them when he tried to fuck with the rankings recently so this could be old news.
Quote from: Jimbo on January 18, 2015, 05:26:19 AM
Tyler's post saddens me because it is exactly the revelation I had in the AIM chat a few nights ago. This issue is not worth the real life stress or making cyber enemies, so I have completely removed myself from the issue and will stick to role as rankings admin when needed and Elite historian. Tyler does an awesome job as proof mod and that job is horrible. I won't vote but I now feel we just leave the time up and save everyone the bullshit from now on. To me, it's over.
Quote from: Thiradell on January 17, 2015, 11:54:27 PM
If we move forward with "the council can do whatever they want with any WR from history," I will happily resign from the council and immediately relinquish all moderator/proofcalling duties.
Quote from: Thiradell on January 17, 2015, 11:54:27 PM
Because hey, in five years, maybe a decision of mine that isn't remembered right will be overturned by the council, because that's what people happen to want at the time.
Quote from: Thiradell on January 17, 2015, 11:54:27 PM
All of a sudden we care about all these times because of one Dam 0:53?
Quote from: Thiradell on January 17, 2015, 11:54:27 PM
What about all the other times? What happened to Expert's 54?
Quote from: Thiradell on January 17, 2015, 11:54:27 PM
If the-elite needs me gone to do what it wants right now, so be it.
Quote from: Ngamer on January 16, 2015, 03:38:49 PM
I'm against having to have new debates every time a different questionable old time comes up on the boards, but if we wanted to adjust the policy to make a sweeping change regarding all such times, I think that's worth a discussion.
Quote from: Had Dam 55 when it was the WR on January 14, 2015, 08:35:37 PMQuote from: Shadow on January 14, 2015, 03:30:34 PM
So we'll take down Marc's Dam times and some of Clemens' times? Because those clearly violate the current proof policy too. Trust me, I understand wanting to take the time down, but where does it stop?
Don't fall into the trap of trying to use 'one' principle to dictate decisions. It's not just 'one' thing that would make us want to remove the time. I don't really know how many times people can state that.
It is several reasons. 1. standard deviation between the time in question and the other times, 2. the time is not proven with video, 3. the date the time was achieved 4. The significance of the date/time achieved.
You ask where it stops but there really aren't many times that also meet these criteria. Dave/Marc times do violate current proof policy however the standard deviation factor isn't there and marc has videos even if they are shit. Pretty sure Dave also did provide vids at one point but they are deleted now. So completely different scenario.
Quote from: SpeX' dw no reds newb strat on January 17, 2015, 12:10:26 AM
You wanna question 2003's proof policy and demand videos for very, very, very old times, go ahead (ironically, that would actually be PREJUDICIAL against the rankings history). But many times that had, for example, only a picture endscreen for proof, etc, would be vanished just because, suddenly, we decided to demand higher standards for the 12-years-ago records.
Quote from: SgtRaven on January 16, 2015, 10:33:17 AM
The one thing that caught my eye that no one mentioned anything about was the 3rd and 4th (4th and 5th?) photos also have lens flares/reflections towards the bottom right of the photo. They seem to be the same angle and relative distance away from the larger light in the photo and the image in question. I am guessing this is certainly not a UFO and more of an issue with the sensor in the camera not picking up the lighting correctly. Due to a lens flare or moving as the image is taken. Does he know what is F-Stop and ISO setting were? If the shutter was left open too long (which might explain why some pictures are brighter than others with the possibility of not increasing the ISO or having a flash) than it could explain how the sensor captured light sources in two different spots. It is pretty cool, though. Not a UFO.
Quote from: B62/Dugg on January 14, 2015, 08:15:37 PM
Quote from: Shadow on January 14, 2015, 03:30:34 PM
So we'll take down Marc's Dam times and some of Clemens' times? Because those clearly violate the current proof policy too. Trust me, I understand wanting to take the time down, but where does it stop?
Quote from: just had a 4:14 b1 RTA offstream on January 06, 2015, 11:13:08 AM
Some incentives:
Train Agent 0:58 - Luke only ($3)
Train Agent 1:00 - Goose only ($2)
Train Agent 1:02 - Jimbo only ($1)
Train Secret Agent 1:22 ($1)
any% 21:51 or lower - Clemens only (I will play any% and beat his record)
Quote from: ohmss on January 06, 2015, 01:18:21 PM
K..'s 35 is by far the worst. Around the same time he was grinding I dumped like 50 hours into my last chance of doing something rel only to see all my hopes tattered and torn by such a shitty post.
Quote from: Wouter Jansen on January 05, 2015, 08:14:41 PM
It IS the entrance.
so did you propose or did she? how did it go down.
Quote from: GET ON MY LEVEL on December 07, 2014, 10:15:09 PMQuote from: Bishop c4 on December 07, 2014, 09:37:58 PMQuote from: Rook b2 on December 07, 2014, 09:03:55 PMQuote from: had 4 untied sweeps in 2014 on December 07, 2014, 11:41:47 AM
#irrel
Well that was rude.
#bringbackCuteAceASAP
I second
Quote from: Alec McDonald on November 25, 2014, 10:50:19 PM
What if in-game sound is used but there is music in the mix as well? I've done this for most of my PRs and thought that this was okay. All it is is in-game music off.
Quote from: SWAG on November 15, 2014, 10:33:13 PMQuote from: m8 on November 15, 2014, 07:30:58 PM
Get fucked. Are you still fapping to photo galleries? If photo galleries are all you are interested in, you have a serious problem. Maybe get a real girlfriend.
just stop being mad
Quote from: if you're coming my way... just don't on November 13, 2014, 07:19:27 AM
epic, just when you start to think Clemens is washed up and has nothing left, he cakes difficult WRs. Pretty amazing. Nice job.
Quote from: last frame boost after keyguard on November 13, 2014, 03:25:52 AM
As for whats next, I think fac 43 since imo it is easier
Quote from: Had 53 with initials back in the day on November 07, 2014, 09:33:40 AM
What Wouter saidAlso in days with such high activity I wouldn't enjoy an achievement system were, say, Boss would've been 100% done a long time ago.
I don't really like the Dedicated thing, it seems like exaggerated adulation of the very oldschool people. It's more a trivium than an achievement. But w/e, Top 10 or UWR achievements from like 2001 are not much different.
Quote from: Infected Mind on November 05, 2014, 01:15:38 AM
Blew a 1:57 20 minutes later.
Quote from: back in my day dam 53 was a 2 liner on November 02, 2014, 02:17:16 AM
Philip has 2:19 Statue SA and there is a video on his timespage.
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big boy attendees
Quote from: RBlackGoose on October 26, 2014, 04:11:41 PMQuote from: Alec McDonald on October 26, 2014, 12:23:07 PMQuote from: AxZ on October 26, 2014, 11:22:19 AMQuote from: Ridge Forrester on October 26, 2014, 11:02:28 AMQuote from: Fluke Szklarz on October 26, 2014, 10:31:07 AMQuote from: Fluke Szklarz on October 26, 2014, 10:30:48 AMQuote from: Jimbo on October 26, 2014, 10:28:28 AMgoose sucksQuote from: Otto on October 26, 2014, 07:59:19 AMQuote from: dsx on October 26, 2014, 07:27:03 AMQuote from: AxZ on October 26, 2014, 06:45:01 AMQuote from: 夜神月 on October 26, 2014, 06:38:16 AMQuote from: SM64 is better than GE on October 26, 2014, 05:09:59 AMQuote from: Alec McDonald on October 26, 2014, 03:15:49 AMQuote from: twiii on October 26, 2014, 03:10:08 AMQuote from: Lando Calrissian on October 26, 2014, 02:45:17 AMQuote from: Woody's Fac Leave Strat on October 26, 2014, 02:11:00 AMQuote from: Jimbo on October 26, 2014, 01:42:36 AM
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big boy attendees
Quote from: Alec McDonald on October 26, 2014, 03:15:49 AMQuote from: twiii on October 26, 2014, 03:10:08 AMQuote from: Lando Calrissian on October 26, 2014, 02:45:17 AMQuote from: Woody's Fac Leave Strat on October 26, 2014, 02:11:00 AMQuote from: Jimbo on October 26, 2014, 01:42:36 AM
big boy attendees
big boy attendees
Quote from: hotshott on October 14, 2014, 10:24:19 PM
Time to collect that Twitch Partnership and rake in the money.
Any help making this viral would be appreciated.
Quote from: Vicar of the Speedrun Realm on October 07, 2014, 06:58:14 PM
I will try to get Paige in on this
though she's morbidly against facecam so maybe it'd all be for naught
Quote from: ghee-ghus on September 25, 2014, 05:24:17 PM
but the thing is that even after all of this, i had already outright stated my position well before captain planet butted in. i will maintain that people just have super sensitive triggers and that there's nothing i can do about that except make every post in a super roundabout way that these people can't even process (which is stupid and way closer to trolling than anything i've done so far). oh fucking well.
Quote from: ghee-ghus on September 25, 2014, 03:59:11 AM
wow. i stopped reading this because i figured the rest of this topic was just going to be that awful reply by captain planet and then a couple more joke posts. i really appreciate that people at least tried to answer the topic since.Quote from: Captain Planet on September 22, 2014, 12:52:32 AMthe problem is that you keep thinking i'm trying to change something. that is not what i have ever been talking about; as i've said in every single post, i'm completely ok with the actual use of rubberbands. i'm pretty close to putting it as a sig, even.
Things are decided on a case-by-case basis. It's generally a bad idea to use 'universal principles' to dictate decisions because every case is different. Long story short, we looked at everything and made a decision to allow them.Quote from: Carathorn on September 22, 2014, 04:46:24 AMright. quite a few people have now said that the decision was more or less "oh people started liking this so we're going to do it". again, that's fine, there's nothing wrong with that.
They aren't accepted but more so frowned upon. It's impossible to measure it detect someone using it when a person only shows a vid of one run. It's a former of cruise control just like the L R Start trick, and as mentioned before, it does not create an input which is impossible to execute without a rubber band.
This is all there is to it. There are no why's, it's been decided like this by people who made up the proof policy which I strongly support because if not allowed: good luck trying to fight it.
the problem with the comparison is that it goes beyond "cruise control" by bringing in (or removing) an element that's not a button on the controller or a glitch in the game. it really is no different from popping the controller open and doing whatever you like, because the same type of thing has been done and the same results are achieved. and, again, there's nothing wrong with that... as long as people are being honest about it. see also: autofire in the arcade communities.Quote from: Shadow on September 22, 2014, 07:56:31 AMwell, that annoyance is kinda supposed to be there. you don't just go around basically hacking things because something "annoys" you, especially not with all these strange justifications.
A rubber band just holds the stick in a certain position.
I could do the same by placing the controller between my knees, but it would be far more annoying. No slippery slope here.
i will assure you that the slippery slope is not on my end.Quote from: Stoxenbawns on September 22, 2014, 08:38:51 AMfor now, i'm going to take this post seriously, regardless of whether it was a joke or not.
I lost my right hand in an accident and have a prosthetic hand which has an elastic band attached? Should I not be allowed to speedrun this game?
this is starting to get into the debate of mechanical parts in sports, which is technically a different kind of topic. again, i'm not trying to "change" anything; rubber bands are pretty obviously allowed, so as far as the elastic band goes, if you're trying to use it as a rubber band is supposed to be used for goldeneye here, then that should simply be noted.Quote from: Spec on September 22, 2014, 02:20:32 PMmay as well take this post seriously too. using other body parts is great, and i've already mentioned them. there is no way you can really "cheat" with them like you could with a rubber band/controller mod.
Dude, I've been using my elbows for the analog stick and my tongue on A/B/Start because my left hand was born glued to my face... it means that I can't be a top goldeneye player anymore???![]()
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again, rubber bands = fundamentally ok. but rubber bands also = controller mod. and yes, controller mods = fundamentally ok. but people need to be honest about these things.Quote from: Captain Planet on September 22, 2014, 09:46:37 PMthank you. seriously, thank you. jesus christ. i think this has simply been a giant breakdown of communication that has very little to do with any post in the thread.
Addendum: Sorry for being so harsh before.Quote from: Thiradell on September 23, 2014, 06:34:19 PMsorry, but no. i had already searched as much as i could about the darned things and all i really found was that "hated innovations" topic, which only covers some blowback well after the fact. others have already made clear what the situation is like since.
"i would also be in that thread arguing for handcam 20XX solely out of principle"
You are the 1%. Rubber bands are accepted because it makes sense to accept them.
"i really do not understand the history behind this issue."
Sorry bro, but educate yourself. Admitting you know nothing about this while questioning why the decision has been made doesn't make sense.
again, i don't have a problem with the actual decision, especially seeing as it was more or less random. but there's another layer to this that ends up being way more important, because it's what i've been complaining about in the first place: the dishonesty.
it really does seem that there's a misplaced sense of pride among some (probably one that people are simply clinging to because it's available) and a good bit of simple dishonesty among others. the use of rubber bands seems to be one of those "secrets that everyone knows"; it is generally kept hushed up and apparently violently reacted to whenever someone tries to talk about it (i'm having points i've said countless times getting completely ignored as if i never said them). that's kinda worrying, sir.Quote from: Captain Planet on September 25, 2014, 12:02:19 AM
When a completely random person appears out of nowhere and posts a topic just to tell us how much they disagree with a policy they are either 1) a troll (99% likely), or 2) a moron.
You gave him an 'answer'? He got several answers in this topic but every time he would just still disagree and expect us to 'concede' that we are 'white lieing' everything' For the socially clueless again, this person is either a troll or an idiot.
He knew that FFA was a 'joke' board, and he found the topic very quickly after it was moved. Further confirming my suspisions that this person is just a troll, because a random person would not understand where, or what FFA is.
For those taking this seriously, you're gambling with small odds here.Quote from: Captain Planet on September 25, 2014, 12:10:50 AMeven after that apology? wow. so, even though i covered the entire reason you're freaking out earlier in this hella tl;dr post:
Let me give you a metaphor.
If you wanted to develop a relationship with someone would you...
1) introduce yourself, be nice/pleasant etc, respect the other person OR
2) show up and start disagreeing with them, having no other contact with them at all
Just think about it for a second. I'm sorry some of you are too naive to understand basic human interaction and what it says about people and their intentions.
when a mod comes out of nowhere and starts freaking out about things that haven't even been said--this is the nth time i'm going to say that i'm perfectly fine with the actual policy--and then presses this supposed point despite me actually saying nth times that they're complaining about something that may as well be from another dimension... you're either a troll yourself, or you've got a canned response about something you don't even want to touch anymore.
so what's with the insulting of my intelligence, even though that fits right in line with this behavior? i took the second required to glance over all the different subforums so that i knew i was posting in the right place. i had the topic bookmarked so i would remember to look at it when i could (because this issue really does interest me that much); i didn't realize it was moved until i found i couldn't edit anymore, and i think i'm perfectly capable of reading a subforum description after realizing this. and even aside from all of that, i could clearly see this topic as the "recent topic" for this subforum on the forum index... can, even, before i made this post just now. i'm not sure it's even been displaced except by that stupid joke mirror topic...
i didn't "disagree" with anybody from the outset, especially not you! you came out of nowhere and started accusing me of a really boring cliche that i didn't even tangentially touch on and that i have denied ever since. i know you're a mod and all, but even other mods have pointed out that you're going a bit too far here, so i think it's fair for me to claim that you're the one who needs to rethink how to approach people.
once again, at the end of all of this, i am still worried about what i perceive as a misplaced sense of pride over something that has normally always been seen as cheating by everyone who makes the metric, in a field where the experts are frequently falsely accused of cheating. the actual decision is fine; the faux-casual responses are not, especially when i'm being told that this is both super serious policy and casual house rule. i'm sorry, but that's extremely worrying.
i'd like to get into speedrunning one day, and goldeneye seems like a cool enough game (though i'd probably play pd at that point tbch)... how am i supposed to completely ignore the game's community being super weird about something like this? why does this have to be so sketchy?
Quote from: Alec McDonald on September 17, 2014, 02:07:24 AMQuote from: C-3PO on September 17, 2014, 02:07:02 AMQuote from: Woody's Fac Leave Strat on September 16, 2014, 10:34:21 PM
signed
i've heard him use "irrel" one too many times.
Quote from: Adam Miller on September 11, 2014, 11:41:15 AM
Two dicks don't make a right, or whatever.
Quote from: Conveniently Timed Backboost on August 15, 2014, 04:37:02 AMQuote from: pathfinder on August 13, 2014, 07:00:43 PM
Thanks for the feedbacks guys. Here is a probably more legible version with additional effects, pixelated realistic cross and hand script typography used for secondary texts.
link
Edit :
Following Wouter's suggestion, here is a version with a clean crosshair : link
Also here is another one. Think it's better with only one font : link
2nd edit :
Understood Illu's remark and something great happened : link
Last update with an accurate crosshair :
That looks sick!
Quote from: Ogran on September 05, 2014, 02:56:43 AM
There's a team 'Ogran'? Damn, I need to get good at this game and someday apply.
Been using Ogran as an alias for 5/6 years; always creepy to see it elsewhere.
Quote from: Vicar of the Speedrun Realm on August 30, 2014, 06:57:22 PM
No one picked you because you're basically a lower tier version of Illu or I. 20-50 hours to get 5-10 points, but in your case there won't be WR bonuses (whereas with Illu and I we will be getting Tier 2 or 3 WR bonuses.) So ya.
Because I don't know how to time it.
But I wish I was.
Quote from: Alec McDonald on August 28, 2014, 10:06:41 PMIt's there, so it should be left there.
Quote from: Alec McDonald on August 28, 2014, 10:06:41 PM
It's in the game, it has 3 difficulties, it's a level.
Quote from: Alec McDonald on August 28, 2014, 10:06:41 PM
Archives 16 is maxed on console. SHOULD WE REMOVE IT TOO? OMGMaybe we should!
No.
Quote from: Alec McDonald on August 28, 2014, 10:06:41 PM
The level was not "made to work in a different way then the 40 other ones".
Quote from: Adam Miller on August 27, 2014, 05:24:56 PM
I apologise for all the trouble I have started by posting a WR in the WR topic. Such a silly mistake to make, in hindsight.
In future, I'll just keep PRs / WRs to myself.
Quote from: Illu on August 23, 2014, 07:59:27 AM
Eise was talking about having access to a possible venue where he lives, would be great to meet you again, I think Alex is going to ESA next year btw.

Quote from: ImPerfect-Clark on August 15, 2014, 07:45:30 PM
I will share a couple to give people a taste of what quality we're getting for the $$
The slogan is a placeholder (though I'm tempted to run with it) I directed on colors & themes. I wanted it GE-focused but flexible as our community tends to encompass multiple games. I decided against trying to include PD because of stylistic dissonance (and about a 10:1 community lean toward GE).
(first one is especially pro imo)
Quote from: Light on August 15, 2014, 05:04:12 PMQuote from: dsx on August 13, 2014, 11:48:31 PMI agree; K..'s post was quite informative, but I guess I kinda thought depression being caused by an imbalance in the brain was common knowledge? It's one of the first things you learn in psych101, idk.
/thread
Quote from: Ngamer on August 13, 2014, 07:00:37 PM
Atta boy Wonn, sounds like you really got 'em good this time!
Quote from: d boost choke with sub 16 pbs pace on August 12, 2014, 04:52:24 PM
Okay so I shouldnt have said it that way, I meant to say "there are places where depression is extremely unusual" . Just trying to point out the obvious relation between lifestyle/culture/surroundings and mental well being.
Quote from: Jimbo on August 05, 2014, 11:13:43 AM
This topis has turned into pure cancer and will be locked soon enough if this keeps up. Tone it down.
Quote from: Captain Planet on July 25, 2014, 12:05:17 AM
Can we please update the single segment rankings to show as 'Any%' instead of 'Agent'. This is in line with every other speedrunning community.

Quote from: Marcus Stryker on August 03, 2014, 09:42:15 AM
I was the first in the elite to have evolved into a Super Degen II in the 116/155 period...
Quote from: Jimbo on August 01, 2014, 03:45:06 AM
Trent is legit, I verified everything. Vids exist.
Bought another one, should be the good one now.


But if I was dead I would put it in my will for Ace to teach him.
Quote from: 夜神月 on July 03, 2014, 10:20:46 PMQuote from: Infected Mind on July 03, 2014, 08:11:39 PM
lol @ wheat complaining about free entertainment. In-fact this whole topic is literal cancer.
I don't give 2 fucks about modern games and only watched the NES/SNES stuff live in the room. and Kubelwagon who ran gta2 is a fucking awesome dude and Id rather watch that then a new gta
Wheat is absolutely right. Alex, I respect your commitment to retro games a lot but the primary goal of an event like SGDQ should be to maximise donations through mostly running games that the majority of viewers can relate to. To be quite honest, the list for SDGQ this year was pretty underwhelming overall. A bunch of people from the elite commented to each other pretty much instantly on how irrel a lot of the games were (Pizza Pop, anyone?). Being the casual I am, this led to me writing off watching a lot of SGDQ pretty much instantly. No doubt the amount of donations dived as a result, too (or certainly were not as good as they could've been). I know there's a difficult balance to strike in choosing the games for something like this but I feel that they went too obscure with the choices.

Can't wait, should be great!
Quote from: Larkin on June 29, 2014, 12:00:42 PM
It is impossible for your lower back and head to be completely level when you raise your body to its highest point. Watch any video of fitness gurus doing pushups on Youtube and you'll see realize this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh00_rniF8E
If you pause the video during my lowest point of descension (my chest is almost touching the ground) you will see that my whole body is completely level.
I positioned my arms shoulder-width apart, so I did achieve a full range of motion.


Quote from: Larkin on June 26, 2014, 04:31:50 PM
Push-ups: 64
Add me to the rankings, MirrorMage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm7b2e5jkWQ
Quote from: MirrorMage on June 22, 2014, 11:41:44 PM
We are aware that amazing PRs like Dam 1:56 are worth 0 points on these rankings but times like Dam 0:53 are. We even discussed this matter while producing the rankings but we decided that the WR leaders page works in the same way. You get one WR, you get an extra point. Every WR is worth 1 point. So we decided to just keep it the same way.
Quote from: ManceGaydar on June 22, 2014, 08:00:43 AM
You're right... I knew I should have ranked Cradle a bit differently.
Quote from: Hypnotoad on June 22, 2014, 09:24:08 AM
maybe I come across as a dick but I don't really care.
Quote from: Shadow on June 22, 2014, 12:41:26 AMQuote from: 2 condescending 4 u on June 22, 2014, 12:21:05 AM
For the record, Come is not my friend and I don't communicate with him in any way. So all of the stupid comments he makes are actually him being a full retard.
Ah, so any comments you make to him are not expressive outlet/joking/ribbing?
Quote from: stranded in indo on June 21, 2014, 10:11:28 PM
I agree with K.. and third i guess. I like twitch chat on the video though, nice to see peoples reactions. I guess my main issue is just that it feels like a recap of things everyone already knows. Maybe we need a new format or something to make it interesting. Over and hour talking about pb history seems like beating a dead horse.
Quote from: stranded in indo on June 20, 2014, 12:09:00 AM
Eh, i disagree with the truth contest but lets just let marc decide for himself what he feels is right and makes him happy. Its not like he was much different than he is now, before he found the truth contest. His entire life has led him to what he is now, and none of us can change who he is.
Quote from: Larkin on June 16, 2014, 02:03:21 PM
There is no way that K..'s stream is above Eise's and Illu's.
K..'s stream is 0/10.
Quote from: Kochson on June 19, 2014, 02:45:55 AM
Marcus Skryker
seriously Marc, why the name change?
Now I remember talking to him about SEO at some stage, I will get in touch with him
Quote from: TroubleClef92 on June 14, 2014, 08:21:09 PMQuote from: Jimbo on June 14, 2014, 07:19:57 PM
Everyone is a prick lately
^^

Quote from: Low 18 Bunker on June 04, 2014, 04:21:11 AM
you cant detect it, so how can you ban it? same case as superpad.
Quote from: Carathorn on May 14, 2014, 02:54:13 PM
Scott programmed the whole fucking forum the way we EXACTLY want it to be. Every feature we ever desired, he programmed for us.
Sometimes I truly wish that all people responsible for keeping things updated/online/programmed will all give up at the same time, and tell the whiners to go do it themselves. We'd be back in Aim chat whilst keeping the rankings in a fucking notepad file
Quote from: Shadow on May 12, 2014, 11:30:06 AM
O_O
Uh...I don't know if I should be more surprised that K.. took my post seriously, or that he takes himself so seriously.
Quote from: !^^^"""tHeFiReCoNfEtTi"""~~~!!? on May 11, 2014, 11:25:34 PM
you're right K.., but for a company like Nike or Apple it's on a whole different level to a players signature picture or w/e you want to call it. I think for this kind of design there is some room to be naff / kitch / have a bit of fun, whereas for a multi-billion dollar company it's essential that they simplify their logo down to its purest most memorable form. idk what I'm trying to say, this is a flow or consciousness post... I always liked Illu's logo though, the black and white one with the heart. watch his b1 17 to see it at the start





Quote from: Carathorn on May 09, 2014, 03:46:12 PM
K..
You should never disqualify someone for believing something, no matter how stupid you think it is or no matter how unfounded their believes are in your opinion. While I agree that logic and reason are the way to go, it still doesn't give you a free pass to judge people to shit. Also, that same logic and reason should have you realize and accept the fact that there are billions of people who believe things that YOU think are bullshit.
Marc posting something this incredibly troll is up to him. Now it's us up to us to ignore it to death which is clearly the best thing to do. That or troll it to death. Plus, Marc needs no saving. He is a grown up man and he decides to believe whatever he wants.
Quote from: Remove Duel From The Ranks on May 08, 2014, 10:04:57 PM
Yeah but every time you get something you always describe it as garbage etc. Maybe improving your attitude would help you find more success in life.
Quote from: Marc Rützou on May 08, 2014, 02:13:35 AM
Time to man the fuck up and stop letting fear and cognitive dissonance prevent you from learning the self-evident truth of life and death, time to walk the walk and not just talk the talk.
www.truthcontest.com, the top entry "The Present" for the most simple, accurate and updated explanation of the truth of life. "The Present with religion" for the full and more complete version.
Get at it, for your own best. Don't even postpone it for a day. 150.000 people just like you are going to die today, the wheel is turning. Spend the last hours in this body to embrace the truth or scrumble to the illusions of this temporarily world. You are the product of 4.5 billion years of slow evolution, now act like it. Get on it. Now.
Quote from: homeonice on April 30, 2014, 02:00:17 PM
...probably capable of 136 or even 135 if I keep working at it.


Quote from: Daenerys Targaryen on April 22, 2014, 10:29:25 PM
You can just kill Jaws as the end timer is counting down, so in theory lower than 1:25 / 1:35 / 1:39 are all doable "while defeating Jaws."
Proud of you.

Quote from: ExpertGamer64 on April 10, 2014, 10:43:12 AM
War :54 is not a significant WR. I don't see what the hassle is over for a time that is over 11 years old.
Quote from: Trevor on April 05, 2014, 03:34:05 PM
fantastic job K.., the 102 looked really good, you should consider 101

Quote from: Ludwig Von Koopa on March 14, 2014, 04:04:38 AM
Why does the proof policy keep getting altered every time a new scenario happens?
Quote from: TheFlash on March 12, 2014, 05:32:35 PM
What if the original claim happened without a video at all?
We could safely assume they did originally get it when they said they did I think.
Quote from: Goose on March 11, 2014, 08:25:22 PM
If a significant record is achieved without proof meeting the quality requirements, it will not be ranked, and will be backrolled in the same manner any unproven record is backrolled.
Quote from: MYT on March 10, 2014, 06:52:09 PM
Caverns A 1:05
Tried this morning for two hours using the slow run wiki guide. Then I watched the WR vid to see how it was done. Took 10 minutes. Opening the elevator at the right time really helps with a less troll trev, as does shooting at appropriate times, and looking up in the blue turret corridor. I could probably do better, but Caverns Agent is boring.
Quote from: casual speedrusher on March 10, 2014, 12:36:44 AM
How did you even know he was playing Silo? Also, how can you even make out that he had all the settings turned up all the way, since the run isnt captured?
Since when does proof transcend into satisfaction? The Elite: where speedrunning is cerious buziness and your runs are reviewed by a panel of mods who determine if you deserve your time on the ranks. No capture card? No money? Then you dont deserve to have your time on the ranks![]()
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Quote from: casual speedrusher on March 09, 2014, 10:26:42 PM
lol Luke, he has a video of the run on his channel, pretty sure I saw it live or something. Just was too lazy to link it. Guys are deertier are much more trustworthy and dont assume everyone is cheating (like people here)
Quote from: homeonsplice on March 06, 2014, 09:26:04 PM
If K.. and I combined our best times and formed a sort of Ultimate Australian, we would be unstoppable and probably pass Marc
Quote from: Flickerform on February 20, 2014, 08:59:49 AM
- do the 112 pattern for GL boosts (right when he starts firing to backboost you, the double. two quick ones after body armor because you're already getting there on the perfect line, and then end with 2 more, dont forget to look at the fucking pace)
Quote from: Your-Eliteness on February 09, 2014, 08:44:07 AM
I have a site suggestion. If anyone feels the need to change MY rankings code without MY permission....
Quote from: casual speedrusher on February 07, 2014, 10:40:43 PM
I truly believe he found something crazy and people just dont want to believe it.
Quote from: MrGuru on February 07, 2014, 10:11:52 PM
So instead of jumping on this LIKE EVERYONE WANTED, most of you are immediately tearing this apart to be illegitimate. Seriously, run with it and make something of this.. or something. Jesus.
Quote from: bcks on January 12, 2014, 08:45:37 PM
I'm annoyed so I would like to control the actions of others and not let them have fun so that life is slightly easier for me.

Quote from: TheFlash on January 04, 2014, 04:21:26 AM
Please tell me that if a person got an untied WR time with 10 people witnessing, recorded in full quality on capture equipment while streaming also, you would never remove the untied WR even if the person was found to have a faked time on a different level.
Quote from: Lockwood on December 29, 2013, 10:21:49 PM
He said he is sending his tapes to monteith to capture them for him.

Quote from: AxZ on December 28, 2013, 11:04:07 PM
However, it's utterly absurd if ALL Monteith's PRs stay but NONE of Henning's.
Quote from: AxZ on December 28, 2013, 10:50:50 PM
either Henning's LIVE PRs get re-instated and all Monteith's receive proper analyzing.
or Montieth gets perma-banned, like Henning.

Quote from: Infil on October 29, 2013, 03:05:55 PM
As an aside, K..... you *really* stopped the video so quickly after a low 26 pace run (a run that you must have felt was decently good, or else it wouldn't have been 25) that you didn't even wait for the results screen? Why?
Quote from: Infil on October 29, 2013, 03:05:55 PM
I'm not sure there was a time in the elite when known faked/edited videos were accepted as proof? If there was, please correct me.
Quote from: Thiradell on October 29, 2013, 12:33:44 PM
LTK and DLTK are custom creations of the-elite based on a mode which lets you change how difficult levels are. What about LLTK? What about everything at 50%? I could get the record right now for 27% enemy health, 435% enemy damage and 12% enemy accuracy for Defection Agent. LTK/DLTK are separated because they're not related to the game in such a way to be included on the main ranks.
but if I got good trev 53 would be easy.
Quote from: Carathorn on October 23, 2013, 08:05:41 AM
ok the poll has spoken clearly. everyone had their time to whine about it now its time to move on and be happy people again.
Clearly Duel stays on the rankings, we could go with a "don't post it on the forum because nobody cares"
Quote from: Neo on October 23, 2013, 01:49:12 AM
Don't think I want in to get in to a 4 page debate about this but it's fine the way it is, been this way for almost (?) 15 years and it's not a problem.
Quote from: Deep-Darkness on October 21, 2013, 05:57:53 AM
Also, the reason why the Duel can't be compared with a Holo training is that Holo training is out of the main menu, but the Duel is in a menu called exactly Solo Missions. That means that the programmers and developers of the game wanted the Duel to be a mission.
Quote from: Shadow on September 06, 2013, 08:05:24 AM
K.., Goose: If someone gives an incredible, free service, and then you don't like something, please don't then go accusing that person of a lack of morals and a hunger for power. It's not nice, and it's also incredibly hypocritical.
Quote from: Wouter Jansen on September 06, 2013, 04:28:58 AM
And you're not a deity who knows exactly how Ryan felt/feels about the situation and what thoughts he went through to come to this conclusion and action. His post sounds a lot more compassionate than yours sounds appreciating of his efforts. Stating these things about him like they are facts, sounds more powerhungry to me. Taking away access to the code can also be an act of protecting against the ill and then it definitely is coming out of good intentions.
Quote from: comeasur33 on September 01, 2013, 11:12:25 PM
If you'd like, we can have Scott undo everything he's done for The Elite regarding these forums and go back to posting on Yuku.
', or how about, 'the rankings accurately reflect skill perfectly, that's why I love my rank and I love the rankings yay!!
' Quote from: TheFlash on August 22, 2013, 02:50:50 AM
feel free to take all my responsibilities
Quote from: True Religion on August 22, 2013, 01:17:10 AM
As long as I'm not driving during the podcast, I'm in.
Quote from: Jimbo on August 14, 2013, 10:24:53 PM
I blame YE for being somewhat of a douche (the only time in history I've had any knock on him) about the whole WE DON'T NEED MORE ADMINS OF THE RANKINGS.
Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on July 11, 2013, 05:09:18 PM
The intellect has little to do on the road to discovery. There comes a leap in consciousness, call it intuition or what you will; the solution comes to you and you don't know how or why. The truly valuable thing is the intuition.
Albert Einstein
Quote from: Jimbo on July 06, 2013, 04:55:29 PM
That's hard to accept, and for guys like myself and Axel who hold roles as historians and proof moderator, it's not considered the best decision even if everyone else wants him gone.
However this kind of attitude does fuck over 99% of people and makes this a shit place to be.
And yeah I can talk about archives cause I'm a fucking boss.
Quote from: Zenith Legend on May 04, 2013, 04:38:35 PM
Marc and I should live together
I will feel his ultimate truth deep inside me
This is the life
Quote from: NesquikBunny on April 12, 2013, 12:52:42 AM
Quake 3 alias from when I played it in 2002-2003.
Quote from: Zenith Legend on March 14, 2013, 08:31:39 PM
Golf was played for decades before Tiger Woods. But it wasn't until Tiger Woods that it became a major sport with worldwide attention, broadcast on major networks, bringing in millions of viewers and millions of dollars in purses and sponsorships.
Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on March 11, 2013, 11:14:03 PM
This is insanity.
Quote from: Zenith Legend on March 11, 2013, 10:34:57 PM
Too bad the video is in such poor quality that you can't even tell what the new route is.
Quote from: MirrorMage on March 11, 2013, 10:26:22 PM
However, I'm not saying I'll cake a dupe. It might take weeks.
Quote from: K..J.. on March 11, 2013, 10:04:49 PMQuote from: MirrorMage on March 11, 2013, 09:43:31 AM
Meh, it's a first time thing. Honestly never expected anything especially since I haven't played GE in days. Will be caked again tomorrow or something for video proof.

Quote from: MirrorMage on March 11, 2013, 09:43:31 AM
Meh, it's a first time thing. Honestly never expected anything especially since I haven't played GE in days. Will be caked again tomorrow or something for video proof.

Quote from: Softman25 on March 06, 2013, 07:07:21 PM
In regards to splitting a wedge in the community - based by sign ups on the "other" forum - you've done a damn good job Goose.
Congratulations idiot.
Quote from: homeonice on March 06, 2013, 10:30:28 PMQuoteMy fast times guide at gamefaqs brought many people to discover speed running.
classic
Quote from: homeonice on March 06, 2013, 02:52:02 AMQuote#7 in the world
#6 in the world
Quote from: Ancient Text on March 06, 2013, 02:42:20 AM
Many people have suggested
Quote from: Thiradell on March 05, 2013, 11:34:28 PM
I didn't say any of those people should mod the boards, most of them don't perpetuate/aren't responsible for what you're annoyed with. Was just responding to Goose's "nothing has changed in 15 years."
Quote from: Thiradell on March 05, 2013, 11:30:32 PM
K.. you shut me down as soon as I posted, you're really good at arguing irrel semantics
Quote from: Thiradell on March 05, 2013, 11:25:56 PM
Alright, done talking about myself, but:
-DK and Cara spearheaded efforts to get elites streaming, something progressive which you've jumped onto and expanded nicely.
-Thingy migrated the-elite to a new forum and consistently helps out with tech problems.
-Wes McKinney used to hand-enter everything. Thanks, YE!
-Ngamer singlehandedly makes the Summer Contest happen every year. Whether he should be more active isn't really something that can be demanded.
-Other people have kept up the ranks for 15 years with basically no gratitude from you lot.
Quote from: Thiradell on March 05, 2013, 10:24:49 PM
Not sure what this is in response to, but I thought we were moving in the right direction with the Elite Council. Feel free to make a new forum though!
Quote from: homeonice on March 02, 2013, 11:15:28 PM
Spend less time complaining about how shit your times are and more time playing the game, if you love the game you will get better and get some points that mean something.
Quote from: Zenith Legend on March 02, 2013, 09:53:06 PM
I'm retiring, or at least taking another extended hiatus of 1+ year from the elite. I'll make a topic about this when I get home tonight.
Quote from: Shadow on February 20, 2013, 08:41:35 AM
Though I'm not trying to defend this here, I believe that to know anything for certain requires special revelation and that this has been done in the Scriptures of the Old and New Testaments, which provide the foundation or framework for knowing things for certain.
Quote from: speedruntrainer. on February 11, 2013, 07:56:04 AM
but then K..'s 0:24 must have been extremely lucky, so I can't see why
Quote from: K..J.. on February 17, 2013, 02:18:18 AMQuote from: bke16 on February 17, 2013, 02:14:46 AMQuote from: K..J.. on February 17, 2013, 01:57:50 AMQuote from: The Sorcerer on February 17, 2013, 01:53:20 AMQuote from: K..J.. on February 17, 2013, 01:52:24 AMQuote from: Get Untieds Or Die Tryin on February 17, 2013, 01:51:03 AMQuote from: The Sorcerer on February 17, 2013, 01:49:11 AM
no.
:'(
no.
Quote from: bke16 on February 17, 2013, 02:14:46 AMQuote from: K..J.. on February 17, 2013, 01:57:50 AMQuote from: The Sorcerer on February 17, 2013, 01:53:20 AMQuote from: K..J.. on February 17, 2013, 01:52:24 AMQuote from: Get Untieds Or Die Tryin on February 17, 2013, 01:51:03 AMQuote from: The Sorcerer on February 17, 2013, 01:49:11 AM
no.
:'(
Quote from: The Sorcerer on February 17, 2013, 01:20:27 AM
The piano version was excellent. It would sound better with a better audio recording program for sharper sounds, a better sounding piano, and a better piano player.
Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on February 16, 2013, 09:52:03 PM
A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be - Albert Einstein.
Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on February 16, 2013, 10:30:49 PM
The expirement is hard evidence that your mind manipulates reality.
Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on February 16, 2013, 10:47:41 PM
Perception not changing reality and your mind manipulating reality is basically the same thing, i'm afraid you're misinterpreting again.
Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on February 16, 2013, 09:52:03 PM
You're completely forgetting that perception can't change reality,
Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on February 16, 2013, 09:52:03 PM
The expirement is hard evidence that your mind manipulates reality.
Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on February 16, 2013, 09:52:03 PM
"The double slit experiment proves that the mind affects energy and matter. When the laser beam is observed, it changes from a particle to a wave, so the observer's mind is affecting energy and is connected invisibly to the particles."
Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on February 16, 2013, 09:52:03 PM
We can be certain that our minds cannot see reality as it is.
Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on February 16, 2013, 09:52:03 PM
Every section of the book is a puzzle and supports each other, in other words, the author doesn't really write by himself, he just writes what the evidence says (evidence that you can check out for yourself)

Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on February 16, 2013, 08:27:09 AM
If you remember moments from when you were a kid, you are lucky, because you'd remember how life was a piece of cake when your mind was less developped.
Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on February 15, 2013, 04:38:50 PM
We can all help each other and helping each other becoming more aware![]()






makes it hard to play some harder levels. FUCK.
Quote from: True Religion on January 31, 2013, 07:10:12 PM
They are the garbagemen and janitors of speedrunning.
Quote from: Delirium Silence on January 30, 2013, 05:09:36 PM
2008 : clemens gets 45 agent.
2013:5 years later marc gets 45 agent , followed by 45 on sa/ooa with minor strat improvement ... Clemens is insanely jealous.
She loved to swallow too.


Quote from: Goose on November 28, 2012, 08:49:24 PM
Alecboy + irrel non gamers need to stay out of this discussion.
I want to lick it, and taste it in and around my craving mouth.

Carathorn why you being such a bitch to Jim?? A couple of you guys are srzly being retarded.
I really love it Adam. And the end bro, so awesome. So.. so awesome...



Keep up the juggling practice and if I ever see you again I'd like to see you doing 5 balls.







we could move the summer contest pics to one side and have the embedded stream on the other side?


Quote from: ZAZKEN on May 06, 2012, 02:58:22 AMQuote from: Larkin on April 06, 2012, 02:52:37 PMAnd you say this topic is immature?
Just keep sucking the admin's dick some more, fanny. You're doing a great job so far.


Carry on....
Quote from: Fanny on April 22, 2012, 07:06:46 PM
I still lean towards playing BOTH these scenarios (options B and C) with our free time and NOT making them into a tournament.
P.s Me so silly :-*
You sound like a n00b here. Because the dynamic is not that simple at all. When 2 people start focusing on each other? If two people are focusing on each other in a 3 player match they aren't very good players. Still love you though.
However why does that have to mean it must be an official tournament.
A standard screen watching 4 player tournament would be way more epic. Way more exciting. You can increase the point limit to a bit higher too, or make a timed game. That will be way more awesome 
Quote from: Infil on April 21, 2012, 10:21:03 PM
At the very least, you should be able to agree with this statement: in normal GE, camping often carries no risk. In split-screen GE, camping always carries a risk.
If you don't know what your opponent is doing you can never state that doing one action is going to be a good idea or a bad idea in more or less circumstances. Dude you're smarter than that
I never stated that moving out will be good or bad in any percentage of circumstances. I'm stating that I don't want to die straight away if someone is camping and aiming at the corner I'm hidng behind. Because I will die, and will not be based on skill level whatsoever. And I don't wish to compete in an environment like that.
Quote from: Ngamer on April 20, 2012, 12:04:24 AM
K.. J..-style aggressive rushdown gameplay will get you knocked out at around 6th place in a VA screen-watching tournament.
In a split screen tourney, however, that playstyle could easily result in a first place finish. That's just one of many reasons why it's worth finding out.
Quote from: NathanStinson on April 19, 2012, 11:46:27 PMQuote from: K..J.. on April 19, 2012, 11:42:48 PM
I haven't actually checked myself, but I have a suspicion that those requesting a change in the tournament set up are those who don't place in the high ranks. Yeah, it's boring to watch the later games because of the hiding etc. It's boring to watch because you're not playing cause you're shit and didn't make it that far in the comp
Considering that one of the biggest proponents is Jimbo... you are surprisingly pretty right on with that assessment! :-D
Quote from: Thiradell on April 19, 2012, 10:38:18 PM
New people coming isn't really a good argument, it's still the same gameplay. The tournament has been this way for five years and I think it's due for a change.


I am also interested in doing something beforehand (or afterwards) to make my trip a little bit longer. So maybe if anyone is interested we can organise a group or at least 1 other person who would like to help me out while I'm in America. Thinking about doing something on the west coast (los angelas + Vegas) before the meeting then flying to east coast for the meet.
Quote from: CarathornMichael Jackson became famous for doing the moonwalk which he didnt even invent himself! whereas some of his dance moves that might require ten times more skills never really got any attention at all.AAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA AHAHA HAHHAHA AHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA! I got such a laugh out of this line that I shit my fucking pants.
Quote from: david n clemensBut on topic I would also like to agree with Henning's statement about "friends" you meet through drugs/alcohol. Usually these people will tend to use you for money, drugs, or assistance, and if neither of those things apply they won't give a shit about you. They are only your friend because the curcumstances cause them to feel they need your help in one way or another, and hanging around these people usually just results in stupid behavior somehow. I would say they best friends are people you just randomly meet one way or another.Yeah David... BECAUSE YOU'VE GOTTEN INTO THE DRUG SCENE, CREATED FRIENDS THROUGH IT, AND READ THEIR MIND FOR HOW THEY THINK ABOUT YOU. Once again an easily moulded mind regurgitating bullshit they've heard from the media, films and a society of people who talk as if they have an idea about something they've never experienced for themselves. This pathetic attempt of sounding like you know something when you've clearly stated several times you have NEVER, EVER done anything that would give you any kind of real world experience is clear evidence of your lack of awareness. And your obvious bias is getting in the way of any point that you are trying to make.
Quote from: Red BullJumping off a bridge is only stupid if your goal ISN'T to kill yourself.Quote from: DimSim3On a side note it's hilarious to see people who have never done it comment on how stupid it is. Almost every ancient culture uses/used drugs for several different reasons. It was most commonly used in the initiations of boys into men as a way of expanding their minds.On the other hand, I don't need to jump off a bridge to tell everyone that it is, in fact, a stupid thing to do.
You're not feeling great about the situation which is a sign that you're not acting like you wish you were. I assume that you have pretty much been acting the same way for the last 3 years and this situation continues because you haven't changed. You need to start doing everything the opposite of what you have been doing.
It sounds like you've been quite deceptive and hypocritical. If you don't feel like talking to her.. answering her calls is lying. If you don't feeling like doing something but you do it anyway, or if you feel like saying something but don't, that's being deceptive. One of the biggest reasons some relationships aren't pleasent is because people hold on to them when they aren't working out. The fact of the matter is that you're feeling terrible about what's going on, and you've done nothing about it. It situation will not evolve on it's on, you have to do something about it.
A concept I've realised lately is that most people don't even like the partner they are with. In fact the only thing they like is an IDEA of a person they have inside of them. It seems obvious to me that this girls makes you feel like SHIT. So why do you like her? The fact very well could be that you don't like her at all. You probably have a concept in your head of a girl you like. One that does not lie and treats you well and is not a total douche. You're projecting that into this particular girl. So when you look at her you may not be seeing who she ACTUALLY is, and all you're seeing is what you WISH her to be.
Stop lieing to yourself Sterling and look at the reality of the situation.
Alexboy: Fuck you, you fucking dick. "this is what the elite is coming to"... you fucking bitch. You consider 2 people that haven't reached puberty yet discussing how social retarded they are to be the elite? You fucking cunt, I hate you so much man. The amount of hate I have for you man, it's like such a big explosion! Like POW! Right in the kisser.
Ryan White: Fuck you, you fucking slut. You're like 24 and haven't even made out with a chick. There is nothing you can say or do to deny that you're a little bitch. The evidence speaks for itself. Not that this is bad thing or whatever, but because you're such a little cock as well it makes it worse. I'd love to put you on your knees and blow a load right in your face.
Flash: Fuck you, you fucking cunt. You're fighting with RYAN WHITE about who is more socially retarded. Holy shit, talk about dumbass. I mean, wtf? SRSLY! I have a better idea, why don't you go find a homeless person and fight over who has better living conditions. Or better yet, find a paraplegic and challegic them to a 100 sprint. You bitch!
TheBang: I love you.
I'll be in!!!!!
If you can't prove the time with video, it won't be accepted.
Buildings are designed not to fall down. A few of them fall down, but that doesn't change the intention.
You're a little bitch ryan, if you ever take words out of my mouth again I will rape your mum. Here's the heads up, you have no idea what I'm trying to imply so give up trying.
To say I don't think gays are acceptable is an insult to me (as I have gays friends). If males weren't designed to fuck females the human race would not exist. It is my opinion that males on the most part are supposed to procreate (and almost every gay would agree too), but that does not make gays unacceptable. And designed does mean a designer, and in this case the designer is the laws of the universe. I don't believe in your mainstream god. I believe in energy. I don't understand why the universe is here, and until a decent idea is presented I won't have an opinion on that.
I don't give a fuck what religion you believe in, but don't say I'm implying the same bullshit that you spit out.
Speaking of dicks getting trapped in things, the only thing Ryan could get his dick trapped in is a guys mouth.
Unless you're going to fuck her on the couch, don't be a pussy about it. You go for the vag because it's more casual.
It's funny, when you go for the boobs first it's actually more serious because that's considered foreplay (leading to sex). But the vag grab while making out is very casual and doesn't have to lead to anything. She will probably grope your cock as well. Anything on the couch is shits and giggles though, it when you move to the sex location you should worry about not foreplaying enough.
And foreplay is all about the experience and turning her on as much as possible before fucking her. So you might be able to get her off in the bedroom without much foreplay, but the experience as a whole will be forgettable and her eyes will wonder quickly.
That's because you're a pussy.
From what you have learnt Ryan, do girls like pussies?
NO!
When you are making out with her on the couch, go for the inner thigh and work your way to the vag.
When you have them in the bed, then you go for the boobs and neck and everything first. But on the couch, definitely go for the vag.
Personally I wouldn't, but I'm interested in what other people would do.
If you don't believe me, ask Matt, you little piece of shit.
One of the most important rules of this board is not mention drums.. Otherwise Jimbo will start trying to brag again.
The only condition for being on my team is that you are not a fuckwit.
Also, my team must be named "The AllStars".
Also, don't be a fuckwit.
Take no notice of people like Gragz, whos main goal in life is to make immature people feel like shit. Well Gragz, congratulations, I'm immature and now because of you I feel like shit.
I hope you are fucking happy you bitch.
I said what everyone else was thinking.
Edit: Yeah it's spelt incorrectly, that just means it's even MORE insulting.Quote from: RWhiteGooseWhat part of the "truth" says that we can't do this, and don't give me a Biblical passage please.
Owned.
In this context it refers to the resources of the earth becoming the property of all of the inhabitants on it. At this time we have the technology and the resources to produce clean energy, housing, food, etc for everyone on the planet. The only thing preventing this from happening is the fact that with the current monetary system in place it would require a lot of money and the people who own that money are not willing to spend it on this cause. When in reality the monetary system is counter-productive to the human race and prevents a lot of problems from being fixed.
Youse has already read this post.
Thanks everyone for their wishes and stories. I really appreciate it.
They found another Cancer on my back and I've since gotten that removed. My back is looking like a battle field at the moment. I have to get a couple more suspicious moles removed in the next couple of weeks, starting with another one on my back tomorrow.
I'm feeling a lot better emotionally about everything.
I'm to get a scan done on my abdomen this week hopefully to see if the cancer has spread. So I'm (obviously) hoping that goes well and I get a positive result.
I love The Lord of the Rings and the fact that afanoftherings' name reminds Mr. Guru of The Lord of the Rings and the fact that the aforementioned reminder is cool in Mr. Guru's opinion is quite pleasing to my senses thus making me come to the conclusion that Mr. Guru is indeed cool himself.
There appears to be this phenomenon where whenever I post in a topic it ceases to remain active.
Because he's god, duh, are you like stupid or something?
The wrist-watch analogy is not applicable here. In that case you are calculating the chances of a specific event, which im sure is quite small. The chance of any specific event happen is very small, however the chance of any event happening is 1.
I'm not sure why I'm trying to explain this though. If you werent stupid you would have realised this already and not have used that analogy. Like I said before, anyone who tries to explain their belief scientifically is a complete moron.
A belief is not a belief if you think that you know for sure that it is correct. A belief is defined as confidence in the exist of something that is not susceptable to rigorous proof. If, in your own mind, you believe something to be proven, it is no longer a belief in your own mind.
There is much power that comes from believing in something even yourself cannot say exists for real. Or at the very least, understanding that to explain its presence will defy the very point of believing.
Before I say this please understand its not an attempt to be mean, but this issue is really irritating me. Bryan has been editing posts and closing topics too much in the last couple of days. It really should not be happening at all. It seems that when he does not agree with the topic being discussed he will abuse his powers and shut the topic/post down. This should not be happening.
I think he should either stop doing this or be stripped of his mod powers. His actions are really irritating me.
Well you make a good point there, and I think the honest truth is that I'm actually made of pure evil. I love nothing more than to upset people and make them feel bad. Also in my spare time I enjoy setting kittens on fire.
First post of 2008!
Hello, in this topic I will be listing my compositions which I have just started to produce. Jon has been very kind and allowed me to host my compositions on thengamer.com so you can download them easily and have a listen.
This list will grow over time. The following composition are written as a video game/movie theme or ambience.
The Journey Begins - http://K...speedrunwiki.com/TheJourneyBegins.mp3
One After The Other - http://K...speedrunwiki.com/Oneaftertheother.mp3
Walking The Fields - http://K...speedrunwiki.com/Walkingthefields.mp3
Here are my guitar hero songs :-
Close at Heart - http://K...speedrunwiki.com/Close%20at%20Heart.mp3
Building Rapport - http://K...speedrunwiki.com/Building%20Rapport.mp3
On the Verge of a Dream - http://K...speedrunwiki.com/On%20The%20Verge%20of%20a%20Dream.mp3
The Beautiful Life - http://K...speedrunwiki.com/the%20beautiful%20life.mp3
The War - http://K...speedrunwiki.com/The%20War.mp3
Finally - http://K...speedrunwiki.com/On%20The%20Verge%20of%20a%20Dream.mp3
Nostalgic - http://K...speedrunwiki.com/Nostalgic.mp3
Opinions very welcome. Hope you enjoy.
It seems obvious to me you didnt want our help at all and you posted this for some other motive that is currently beyond me. When you ever ask for advice, dont argue against it. It just shows you dont actually want someone's input and were only telling them to boost your pathetic ego by trying to make them agree with you.
The FACT of the matter is that if you are always unhappy when you are alone it is because you have low self esteem and lack any kind of wisdom that will allow you to be successful in this life. So I suggest you work that out before you start dating teenage girls simply because they are easy to lay - and then trying to prove how 'mature' they are by stating they dated a 24 year old.
I'm sure you are quite aware of what you must do but I dont think you care in the slightest. Mostly because you dont appreciate the truly important things and are only aware of the superficial things that lead to a life of anger and bitterness.
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I'm no expert but neither are none of you, and and people who say it's a conspiracy I "think" are just trying to prove something else.... instead... Maybe you are all bush haters? i dunno who knows.
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So... the top half of the building wasn't destroyed as it fell, but the bottom half was... and from this you conclude that the World Trade Center was blown up by the American government, on purpose?
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But it can burn hot enough to soften and hence weaken the metal. This has happened many times before in other fires.
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I guess my problem here is thinking that if I find a girl is attractive, she has earned the priviledge of me being nice to her, just because she's nice to look at or whatever. This is wrong from what you're saying?
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Would my desicion not to start a relationship with her been because males are not attracted to thoes qualities (going back to instincts) and are just concerned about which women will supply sex for them so they can reproduce?
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I believe in that statement, and I believe I exhibit these qualities for the most part. So I guess my question would be why I don't have girls attracted to me sexually.
Girls are attracted to me as a friend, a leader, a nice guy to talk to, and things like that. I can only assume this is because I exhibit those aforementioned qualities. Girls however are not attracted to me sexually.
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They aren't respectful. In a case where I would hold a door open for a girl, this kind of guys would be liable to close the door on the girl and call her a bitch (jokingly sure, but still.)
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If that is true, then what are the qualities which would make a good "boyfriend"? By that I'm talking highschool terms (I'm only 17 keep in mind,) a guy who would just go out with a girl on dates and go back to their house to screw. I am just a 17 year old guy, and eventhough I do believe I am more mature than others and I show those man qualities, I still would like a hot girlfriend I could get some head from now and then.
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Right...this is getting out of hand. These boards are becoming hell for new members with such people as K.., Genesics and Renemesis treating them like dirt. Yeah we know your better then them (You know that did i hear) well then whats the point in dissing someone new, would be you like to be insulted on your first arrival to the elite...No! My point is this, new members are new members or n00bs as so much internet freaks like to call people, and these people come here to learn the strategies for fast times not to be insulted. Everyone was new at somepoint and have gradually respected people such as Paragon etc who have helped them achieve fast times.
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K.. thinks he's great but he isn't, yeah he is the leading player in Australia...what does that make him...Nothing! It means he plays more, learns the strategies quickly but when a new person comes along, he acts like the big tough guy from Australia....and lets face it as i have said before to Neo....Australians suck.
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I know one of your first replies will be a lameass insult back to me or towards british people, well if it is, you'll just be taking the piss outta yourself and the americans aswell. How? You ask...well its simple, you speak english but with a different accent and live in different parts of the world.
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Back to the PdPlum and SexySim thing, i would feel just the same as PDPlum if people were insulting my wife and neice. I thought this was a community with nice people and i can say it is but the odd group of 10 shall i say are just immature and aren't wanted at community like this.
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Just because you haven't heard of me here doesn't mean sh*t.
Quote from: mw on November 27, 2018, 11:49:03 PMQuote from: Alec McDonald on November 27, 2018, 10:47:41 PM
Council made the decision a while back to ban CV from the rankings due to his character.
This vote was 7-1 (with 1 not responding) to remove him entirely.
Quote from: KfP1995 on November 27, 2018, 11:35:04 PM
I appreciate your reply on reasoning and how you feel thank you Karl.
On the line of moving forward which do you think would be the best action from your perspective in terms of community leadership and decisions?
Quote from: stefankok on September 01, 2018, 10:31:37 AM
^ The different strategy i'm referring to is pretty much the one he posted on the MK boards, where he shows himself to the guard, closes the mainframe manually and the guard then opens the glass right away at arrival(not noting anything resembling that he bothered planning for the backup). To me it seems that he claimed that that was the strat he used for Agent(since he was being questioned on his 1:31 strat there) and for his 2:03 00A he used the backup(which he claimed earlier than his Agent times), which makes sense to me due to 1:31 and 1:33 being ludicrously fast for 2002 if you're including the backup. But take it for what it is, no reason to discuss this further. Like i said earlier, Steven is the only one who should put effort into proving/disproving the strat.
QuoteQuote from: Wyst3r on Today at 03:21:15 AM
Did he mention if he closed it himself or if it was already closed?
According to Disco's description of what Zwartjes told him (quoted above), it sounds like it was already closed to me.
QuoteYou are luring the wrong guy Wink
u have to lure the one that is standing next to the gate that is opening and closing not the one in the back.
when u lure him closing the gate right after that he should be slow and open it some later.
at that time u are already standing next to the glass that has to open. SHoot some bullets now and hide in the place behind the wall near the mainframe.
Now he has to open the door for you.
chances are so small he is doing that because sometimes he even comes running straight to you
but it is possible after u have tried 10 hours u know it is
QuoteAll guys gone except the one behind the mainframe door.strafe to him.show yourself and by doing this let the door rise.he should be slow and open it some later again.back up and get in the place next to the glassdoor.shoot a few bullets on the door where guy comes out. (dont hit him Wink)
the bullets make an indication for the computer to the place u have been the last (while shooting).
the place u shoot last is the place where the enemy will try to find u IF he did not have eye contact with u and follows the noise.
(I made loads of advantage of this in the early LTK days Smiley like runway the guys keep appearing if u kill them, the trick is to lure them with a shot and then hide.
the guard will walk to the place u took your shot.of course u where shooting near a wall so the guy stands there stupidly with his face towards the wall Grin) Do this with all guards and u have a safe walk to the plane Smiley)
Anyways back to Aztec:
the moment the door is about to go down (this is about right after u took your shot) hide quickly in the spot near the mainframe. the guard walks to the glassdoor and should open it immediately.
this is where it gets fucked up because there is only guard who is willing to do it instead of the 3 guards in the strat u guys all use thus chances are absurdly low for it to happen.but if u have patience it will happen.
Quote from: AZ on August 23, 2018, 10:35:08 AM
The difference between Henning's Cav 00A 1:33 and Zwartjes' proven records from 1998 is that Henning did all the splicing before he got/claimed Cav 1:33 on a meeting (and probably after the meeting too). I'm not even fighting for Archives 17 to be up since it has no video. However, having Zwartjes' proven times up vs Henning's "proven" times up is not the same logic and I'm sorry that my arguments get twisted and deliberately misinterpreted and that you choose to draw the wrong conclusions from fair, reasonable and objective standpoints/questions. Henning, for instance, was never banned from PD despite him doing much worse things than Zwartjes i.e. faking videos. I'm asking why Zwartjes' proven times also were removed? It even contradicts the policy. Shouldn't he be treated like all the other cheaters before him?
Quote from: stevenZ on August 19, 2018, 07:19:17 PM
I need to play 10 hours straight to get something decent to work. My skilllevel dropped, the desire to play 10 hours straight
QuoteEdit: I tried forcing the sidestep/sidehop/running sideways animations and as I suspected, the game checks for obstacles (such as the glass door) and will always chose a direction that leads away from it. So as long as the guard is close enough to the glass, he won't step/hop/run towards it.
QuoteJust to clarify, it's impossible according to our current understanding of how glass openings work.
Quote from: KVD on August 22, 2018, 10:44:31 AM
The grandfathering principle should be applied here to some extent if you ask me though (he was active in a time when video proof was hard to come by).
Quote from: KVD on August 22, 2018, 10:14:39 AM
^100% agree
Read the last lines of that Sagan quote especially.
Quote from: Vermin on August 06, 2018, 04:29:12 PMQuote from: Wuldntuliktono on August 06, 2018, 02:27:45 PM
38.6 is 52 pace so a 37 quitout would be like 51 to 52 pace lol. So 38 to 39 quitout is 53 pace.
36.8 quitout is 52.

Quote from: Icy on April 11, 2018, 05:41:33 AM
Even if you had a perfect set of inputs on a level like S2 Agent, lag is pretty random and you would quickly desynch. When I did TASing, I would lose up to a tenth in lag just based on what frame I would start the level on, and the rest of gameplay is just as bad.
Quote from: ohmss on April 06, 2018, 04:09:42 AM
I actually thought about this a while ago. I think it would be a great change for PD (D)LTK, where the real time / game time ratio went out of control. But that is for the guys to decide who are actually involved with that league.
Quote from: Icy on March 28, 2018, 06:28:21 AM
Sammy's SA 0:35 which was achieved while everyone was playing the drone strat, demonstrating how easy and underplayed Cradle 0:35s really were. There are probably more 0:35s with nades during the drone strat gold rush.
Quote from: TheFlash on March 13, 2018, 09:35:06 PMQuote from: Alec M. on March 13, 2018, 09:11:39 PM
Old news now. If the tape isn't in mine or Jonathan's hands it's gg tbh.
That topic you linked is from 2002....he's had 16 years to get his proof issues sorted.
This seems very wrong.
He passed the proof call according to the standards of the day, it's not his responsibility to keep the videos forever, it's the site's responsibility.
Proof called December 2001 - https://forums.the-elite.net/index.php?topic=6370.msg102457
Confirmation by the proof mod and site updater - https://forums.the-elite.net/index.php?topic=6735.msg115505
If you're going to remove any of the times requested in the proof call that were proven to the day's standards, you'll also have to remove every time from players such as SnapDragon that don't have a currently available video as well.
Quote from: Alec M. on March 13, 2018, 09:11:39 PMQuote from: Alka Maass on March 13, 2018, 07:53:12 PMQuote from: AZ on March 13, 2018, 07:00:24 PMI don't think he should be removed, apparently he did have tape proof in the past according to this post: https://forums.the-elite.net/index.php?topic=6232.msg147034#msg147034
This action appears very inconsistent at first glance but perhaps the council decided to keep Vulpex ranked in PD because another player - Keefer - is ranked even higher but also with 0/63 proof.
Old news now. If the tape isn't in mine or Jonathan's hands it's gg tbh.
That topic you linked is from 2002....he's had 16 years to get his proof issues sorted.
Quote from: ohmss on March 03, 2018, 04:51:42 AM
And what's the purpose of such a proof call? I don't see any reason to re-verify the legitimacy of these records. So the WR page will have dead links until April 1st? Come on guys, you are better than that.
It's baffling what a salty kid Ace (still) is, but also it seems like the situation is handled poorly. I agree with Luke that this (unnecessarily) makes the-elite look very stupid, randomly temp-banning and re-proof calling their champion and showcasing dead links.
Quote from: Shadow on February 22, 2018, 03:22:43 PM
*cough*
I think it worth pointing out that there's more than one proven "compulsive liar" still in The Elite, who were warned and allowed to stay. I'll be the first to say that this doesn't help Mr Kent, but it's not quite proof he cheated everywhere, especially 10+ years after this event. There's at least one member on this site that I know cheated on other games' leaderboards, yet I'm not trying to get him banned everywhere because I simply can't know whether he cheated everywhere or not.
Quote from: wheatrich on February 20, 2018, 09:18:10 PMQuote from: Botched Movie Quotes on February 10, 2018, 05:34:09 AM
Remove Kent tbh
Those saying 'you cant prove he cheated' do not understand the burden of proof and how it works. We dont have to prove that he cheated, he had to prove he got the times.
If i am not remembering incorrectly we did in fact attempt to contact Kent to request proof. Why he was not removed after this failed is a valid question tbh gg
Yes you need some proof or else we're gonna have the goose/karl types of just getting whoever they wanted removed just b/c they felt like it and could get away with it which those types of people totally would do.
In this particular instance it's not likely to matter, it seems he's certainly moved on at this point and he only has a handful of times that will hold up for awhile.
Quote from: Fac 42 confirmed possible on January 31, 2018, 10:22:36 AM
People are really underrating top 1 in GE. Like when I get Caverns 1:13, Runway 0:22, a decent Runway 00 Agent time (note: the incentive for this is 1:11:59 total time for me, so it will happen 100%... makes no sense for me to retire with 1:12:20 total time with 10s of cut easily doable), I will be so far ahead. Then I'll eventually get a superpad at some point and cake some 2.x times (39/46, 147s, etc). I honestly think people are just voting 'Yes' to trigger me to get me to play (and stream), which I'll admit, is working.
Quote from: Shadow on January 31, 2018, 09:38:58 PM
Could he? Absolutely. Will he? Nah. I don't think he cares enough about quite a few levels.
Quote from: Elite Top 5s on December 27, 2017, 03:14:28 AM
same old
Quote from: Down to just 2 untieds but will make a huge comeback in 2018 on December 25, 2017, 09:21:26 AM
Flux vids
Sorry if I was too full on, but I mean really I don't care man. This is just a way to kill time posting in these topics and debating.
Quote from: falzy211 on December 13, 2017, 10:13:25 AM
Most of the first 10 posts including the OP show a pretty bad attitude to the new guy. Your clearly assumed him guilty and bannable before hed even replied to the thread.
QuoteInstead of giving him the benefit of the doubt, or responding with a deadline of sorts, or even asking what proof was required (note that they did not do this, but a regular member) the council members post rhetorical statements instead. Then they ban him. I don't find that acceptable.
Quote from: Fleeto on December 13, 2017, 03:09:20 AM
For the record, I don't condone Noah's attitude after he was banned but I can see why he was upset. And his attitude after his ban is not what I see as the problem here.
Quote from: Botched Movie Quotes on December 12, 2017, 12:28:12 AM
Out of town for work but posting new pr's
Quote from: Papa FLuX on December 12, 2017, 12:37:48 AMQuote from: Botched Movie Quotes on December 12, 2017, 12:28:12 AMI'm not aloud to play Goldeneye in the evenings?
Out of town for work but posting new pr's
Quote from: Botched Movie Quotes on December 12, 2017, 12:55:28 AM
https://www.raspberrypi.org/magpi/car-super-mario/
Found link to picture source. Can we please ban/remove this troll already.
Quote from: Papa FLuX on December 12, 2017, 01:01:24 AMQuote from: Botched Movie Quotes on December 12, 2017, 12:55:28 AMYeah? Clever boi.
https://www.raspberrypi.org/magpi/car-super-mario/
Found link to picture source. Can we please band/remove this troll already.
Did you hurt yourself thinking to figure out that I wasn't playing on a backup camera monitor?
Quote from: Elite Top 5s on August 27, 2016, 08:50:17 PM
for the layman, could someone please translate above into simply what % odds there are for a chuya ending?
Quote from: discordian flick on November 07, 2017, 12:48:35 PM
If you truly believe that I would do this, I feel sorry for you.


Quote from: discordian flick on November 07, 2017, 12:48:35 PM
Guarantee the dislikes came from reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/7b3xbz/perfect_dark_n64_after_2425_days_cedrics_crash/



Quote from: Shadow on November 01, 2017, 09:41:19 PM
Another player who I really respected was Marshmallow. His guide to speedrunning each level on Goldeneye was an absolute godsend in an era when there were no videos (I don't even think Ngamer had hosted any at that point and I wouldn't have been able to watch them on dial-up anyway). He had by far the most complete and comprehensive write-ups, and while they eventually became seriously outdated, they were a huge help when I had nothing else but a dial-up connection and a Nintendo Power strategy guide :P
Quote from: discordian flick on September 01, 2017, 03:35:36 AM
It was stated twice as an argument towards removal that there is no associated unlockable cheat for The Duel unlike every other level. This is false as there are no unlockable cheats for MBR, Maian SOS, or WAR! Misleading argument.
"Lack of deviation"
This reasoning is originally the point for removing 3 and 6 from the WR tally, it might end up extending to 9 as well, but I dont see it as a good enough reason to remove the level or strip it of point value.
"Lack of skill required: For Agent you only need to know how to hold right/left on the control stick and press Z. That is literally all you have to do."
Please show me a Duel 3 that has no start input. Another misleading argument.
"Only unlocked through firing range"
It was already mentioned that this argument is about as relevant as the "it's listed among solo missions" counter-argument. Ace made a fine point that if it was any other longer level, it would not matter how it's unlocked.
"Does not allow for improvement"
You cannot ever be 100% certain of this.
"Times this easy should not have the same point value as other levels"
Dam Agent and to a lesser extent, Runway Agent are pretty much in the same boat. You dont need any SKILL to achieve these times, only KNOWLEDGE. The lowest skill players can get lucky and achieve these records. The Duel does not only require timing, it also requires some knowledge.
Every time I read over the arguments for removing the level or stripping its point values, I dont feel swayed at all. I keep wondering what actually gets accomplished. I feel like its pure propaganda, especially with at least two misinforming arguments.
After seeing the results of this poll, combined with the results of the previous efforts to remove The Duel, I feel like the majority are too easily swayed by the propaganda. I dont think 6 out of 9 is a large enough majority for this kind of "major" rankings adjustment.
Alright, you have my opinions. Now whatever happens, happens. I'm not going to bitch and moan if The Duel is removed or stripped of its point values.
Quote from: Alec McDonald on August 31, 2017, 09:05:16 AM
Each one of your reasons in your large post can either be refuted or met with matching opposite opinion.
Quote from: Alec McDonald on August 31, 2017, 08:33:15 AM
I think saying you'd want to remove Duel for consistency isn't very consistent.
Quote from: falzy211 on August 03, 2017, 09:14:40 AM
*takes off sunglasses*
2 boost 52 is indeed possible...
Was the run really really lag free?
Quote from: Carathorn on June 26, 2017, 02:32:28 AM
Watching Eliters call each other out on degeneracy levels is some good stuff
Quote from: Carathorn on June 21, 2017, 06:12:30 PM
omg man that's sick! well done, is there a video/highlight uploaded of this run?
Quote from: Samuel "The Shit Sam" Haycock on May 23, 2017, 06:42:01 PM
weiner dick fuck bitch blowjob ass shit
Quote from: Carathorn on March 18, 2017, 06:07:38 PM
Amazing picture K.., congrats.
Keep in mind some of The Elite rules to a perfect marriage:
don't speedstrafe through your marriage, don't lookdown, don't speechskip your woman, absolutely don't 2.x her, don't hoard, stay on her leaderboard at all times, keep on inventing new strats & stay keen.
<3
Quote from: RaiidarOn on March 07, 2017, 10:06:23 PMQuote from: SGT RAGEQUIT on March 07, 2017, 06:06:46 PM
if you're interested in goldeneye past a dam 53 you need to get a CRT television, it'll feel way more responsive
Its been a while since I have used a CRT so I don't have a good comparison, but I have one of those 1ms gaming monitors and I don't really feel like its not responsive.
Quote from: scythe death on March 05, 2017, 01:21:01 PMQuote from: The man who trolled and lost everything on March 05, 2017, 08:49:20 AM
scythe, I actually agree that some/much of what Marc says is founded largely in truth (ironically.) A lot of his views and beliefs of the world are similar to mine.
That being said he's a complete dick, treats people poorly, and the rest of what he says is complete lunacy. So yeah you and I are on a very similar page here.
Yeah, but philosophers tend to be dicks. Not that he's a legitimate philosopher or anything, but if he thinks that he sees something that others don't, and these people insist on not seeing it, his only response is going to be to mock you or point out your faults, which people tend to consider rude. The better response is to this Marc guy is not to reject his points or dismiss them for "lol too many words durrr", but to understand them first, then refute them if so needed.
Quote from: Carathorn on March 05, 2017, 08:15:28 AMQuote from: Botched Movie Quotes on March 04, 2017, 10:41:59 AM
Asking for better proof does not mean you are accusing the person of cheating.
It's a rare case anyway, that being a high RNG level which is famous for fake vids + a player having insane times on that level only. It's completely reasonable for people to be skeptical. Please don't act like that's a bad thing for people to have questions and for the times to be subject to increased scrutiny.
I agree that asking for more proof is a good idea especially considering the level/player circumstances, I just don't see how 30 minutes of footage prior to the 58 run is going to expose anyone in case the run was fake. Even a 30 minute video with completely different stages or lower pace failed runs is not going to expose anyone. Someone can always just say "it was the run of a lifetime" and, even though you'd have more reason to doubt someone, you still wouldn't have anything to take action on. Or am I missing something?
Quote from: AZ on February 28, 2017, 08:31:30 AM
No.
However, there should be a rankings somewhere...
Quote from: The man who trolled and lost nothing on February 28, 2017, 02:03:23 AM
...thanks for jumping to conclusions.
Quote from: The man who trolled and lost nothing on February 27, 2017, 09:53:29 AM
ffs grav. Stop wasting my time. I really don't like responding to these stupid arguments you bring up and make misleading statements like this thread title which comprises of two clauses, both of which are deceptive.
QuoteBecause I am actually contributing to the discussion and making fair counterarguments unlike both of you? Seriously you guys may as well not post if you are here just to say that instead of contributing to the actual discussion. It appears you gave more importance to that post than my previous two, which I am not surprised with at all
Quote from: Scrambler Fanny on February 25, 2017, 11:57:40 AM
As for the abortion part (which was pretty short), Ben asked a fundamental question that you BOTH kind of "side-stepped" in your posts. K.. said that "Obviously abortions are not ideal and decent people seek to avoid it, because on some level it is also killing another human." My question to you K.. is: is taking an innocent life murder? Is it a life at conception? If so, abortion is murder. If not, who decides WHEN it becomes a life? In my opinion, ONLY religion can answer this. What you believe answers this. Notice I didn't say my religion. Religion is simply your world-view and what you believe about existence, life, death, taxes, etc. I know that you both know this, but my world-view is that God has formed and knit-together the very fabric of life from the time of conception and holds every single child as valuable beyond our comprehension. He also says that murdering anyone (not capitol punishment - that's a different topic) is worthy of forfeiting your own life.
Quote from: We have seen illusion and reality begin to overlap and fuse on February 07, 2017, 11:56:58 AM
Nice, keep it up!
You can always just post a regular recording without much editing or commentary to make things easier.
Quote from: Ogran on January 28, 2017, 09:22:35 AM
wtf nintendo
Quote from: Axel A on January 12, 2017, 08:09:00 AM
Max, K.. was missing from the ranks for a few years there in the mid 00s but I dont remember the reason for it, perhaps K.. himself does and would like to share...
QuoteUsernames, Avatars, Signatures, etc.
- Changing your username is allowed. However, you may NOT change to a username that is offensive or is intended to flame, troll, or impersonate other users. Breaking these rules will result in a suspension of name and profile editing privileges and likely a suspension of posting privileges.
Quote from: Anemptybox on December 31, 2016, 09:01:40 AM
Would it be a good idea to open the door by the skedar you punch, either before or during you punch him, so you don't have to wait for it to open?
Quote from: Boss on December 27, 2016, 11:35:58 PMQuote from: Wouter Jansen on December 27, 2016, 06:02:10 AM
Could it be faster to do the pres lure on A/SA and throw the mine after?
It's worth a look. I think with an insane start it could be surprising close to the same speed, but the main issue is how long the mine takes to get down there then you still need to wait another 2s to complete.
Quote from: Alec McDonald on December 23, 2016, 01:36:59 AM
2) We hold a vote to retroactively backroll the time if it means that much to the community
Quote from: 50 on December 04, 2016, 02:10:37 PM
Amazing K..!
yo where's that open door? Did I miss something?
Quote from: Spagooda on November 23, 2016, 01:46:17 PM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-handicapping
Quote from: Alec McDonald on November 22, 2016, 08:02:59 PM
"I enjoy taking the stairs up to my office on the 103rd floor every day. It makes me almost 2 hours late, but I think taking the elevator is just silly! Does anyone know the least amount of lateness anyone has achieved by taking the stairs?"
Quote from: TheFlash on November 13, 2016, 07:31:55 PM
..you'll feel better tomorrow.
Quote from: wheatrich on November 04, 2016, 11:49:15 PM
If you don't mind--why do you support trump? It's just tough for me to rationalize how anyone who isn't a trump type or loves trump types (which you are neither from what I can tell) and uses their brain on things could just b/c the h2h comparison with hillary isn't remotely close as nearly everything people hate hillary for; trump or republicans have been worse at those same things.
Quote from: Lark on October 27, 2016, 06:06:59 PM
We know that they achieved those times, they just decided to remove the videos. There's no point in making the rankings inaccurate. Let's just archive all videos to prevent this happening in the future and accept the current losses.
QuoteEventually you must be forced to some kind of belief. Did a personal, eternal being bring everything into existence? Or did it spring forth from nothing, or exist eternally? Either scenario requires a pretty hefty belief!
Quote from: Carathorn on October 13, 2016, 08:41:39 PM
It's actually impossible to prove that there is no God. Therefore, claiming that God doesn't exist is just as much as much of a believe as actually believing in God.
Quote from: Instamodel on October 15, 2016, 03:41:48 PM
It seems a big mistake a lot of people make is they don't train hard enough or/and they don't eat enough. Some people train and they don't look big or good at all because of these reasons.
Quote from: The man who trolled and lost everything on September 15, 2016, 12:45:35 AM
Your friend believes he is Jesus or another divinity.
Quote from: vitor on April 21, 2007, 03:13:00 PM
Streets is like 4 times bigger than b1, that means it has way more places to get boosted. I'll go further, I'll say that even 1:11 is possible, but VERY unlikely. It could be achieved in like 10 years if GE is still active (highly doubt that tho). Someone will get 1:12 in a few years.
Quote from: Jimbo on August 31, 2016, 09:55:22 PM
I call bullshit on your assessment of me. Liar.
Quote from: CuckLord420 on August 23, 2016, 10:56:39 PM
ur my one in a mirriuuuun
Quote from: Icy on August 18, 2016, 02:37:46 PM
Enjoying seeing you casually tie Clemens/Ace only WRs.Grats again!
Quote from: Icy on August 14, 2016, 09:50:00 AM
Congrats K..! That's gotta be a nice IL to get out of the way!
Quote from: Alec McDonald on August 02, 2016, 06:10:25 PM
I feel like working everything twice a week will be good.
Quote from: Jimbo on July 31, 2016, 12:10:50 AM
Actually the first mine/tree boost was pretty cool. Is that your strat?
Quote from: CuckLord420 on July 23, 2016, 05:54:38 AM
I'm not some nutjob SJW that is going to scream at you that you're wrong like it seems like you want me to be.
Quote from: CuckLord420 on July 23, 2016, 04:02:35 AM
Pretty much what I'm getting at is that people who are completely unwilling to change their mind or think of anyone outside of themselves are infuriating to deal with, and thats a personality trait that I've unfortunately seen in excess from some Trump supporters.
Quote from: Spagooda on July 22, 2016, 03:40:45 PM
I took my last car from 76k to 135k in 5 years of college, living 10 minutes from campus. A few road trips, nothing across country or anything.
Quote from: dat flicker on July 21, 2016, 08:13:04 AM
He already passed proof call and his times are legitimate. They wont be removed from the rankings.
Quote from: Jimbo on June 18, 2016, 09:25:57 AM
Not sure if the first elevator was good or bad, just felt like you were sitting there for an eternity dodging bullets.
Quote from: yashichi on May 28, 2016, 01:22:55 AM
also, this picture is literally me
Quote from: Discombobulator on May 20, 2016, 12:28:40 AM
K..'s gonna work on this, see if it can save a second or two.
Quote from: Time was untied when set. on May 13, 2016, 10:10:12 PM
Theres all sorts of beauty in life you can experience while sober. The idea that you have to be fucked up to experience something unique is completely silly.
Quote from: Red Bull on May 13, 2016, 03:16:17 AM
I voted yes, because I think it's easier if 1 person does it. But no harm if both do it of course.
Quote from: We Love Spliced Runs on May 07, 2016, 01:04:59 AM
There's that patronizing attitude we all love. You are one of the problems with this place.
Quote from: Alec McDonald on May 05, 2016, 03:08:17 PM
If over 100+ people get archives 16, dam 53, or def 5 in the future, are we going to have this discussion/ argument again? Where does it stop?
Quote from: hyperkeen on May 04, 2016, 09:16:01 PM
the decision to keep PA 9 as a WR but not counting 6 and 3, OR not counting any of 3, 6 and 9 is the worst decision ever made in elite history
Quote from: dat flicker on May 04, 2016, 07:02:41 PMQuote from: OHMSS on May 04, 2016, 06:41:23 PMMate, it will even be unranked soon.Just suck it up and get 3/6/9, be done with it, and never have a problem again.
Quote from: Jimbo on March 13, 2016, 05:14:34 PM
Clemens doesn't have an accent imo

Quote from: Joshua Nash on March 10, 2016, 06:50:25 PM
You deserved it especially after that robbery
Quote from: Boss on March 01, 2016, 05:48:58 PM
I got all those 46s untied btw
Quote from: Quakeulf on February 17, 2016, 08:12:35 AM
90 pushups in one go is coming! :3c
I started going to the gym three days a week from January to build mussel. I am skinny as fuck and I need to bulk up and get bigger arms to look and feel more like a man. So far I have only been gaining strength, but my arms remain just as skinny. It does look really odd when I am at the gym though because my skinny arms look so disproportionate to what I am lifting and doing. Maybe I am a humant...
Quote from: PoonSlayer69 on February 13, 2016, 09:34:41 PM
jesus fucking christ i hate this place
Quote from: The Witness on February 10, 2016, 08:58:13 AM
2. SB?

Quote from: The Witness on February 08, 2016, 02:05:36 AM
Not saying that they are inherently bad, but I would recommend puzzle games / games which make you think by better designers.
Quote from: Oh Boy, time for another Spec-Tier, 0/10 Board Name! on August 30, 2015, 05:53:07 PM
Have you tried powering off the internet molden, waiting 10 seconds, and turning it on again?


Quote from: sakuya on January 16, 2016, 03:36:36 AM
15shot why 103 (。-_-。)
Quote from: The man who trolled and lost everything on January 11, 2016, 12:19:17 PM
TFW you stop streaming and turn on the porn, then get a DM saying "your stream is still on mate..."
Quote from: Carathorn on September 30, 2015, 04:10:20 AM
I don't expect anyone to do so and neither should Luke because it's an Internet forum.
QuoteUh, so because people don't "stand up" (i.e., rise to the bait) at what isn't even a remotely subtle trolling attempt, they all hate Luke?
QuoteI don't recall you sticking up for me when Marc attacked me
Quote from: Dark Inkosi on September 29, 2015, 10:32:23 AM
Hey K.., i can see you have slowly recovered from the last time we spoke when you were angry about being "abused", and started posting on the boards again. I and others are still laughing hard at how hard i owned you last time and made you upset, cry, complain about being abused and leave the boards. You have no understanding of Life whatsoever, and will still need a lot of Life experiences to have it, like i do, and you have very low self-esteem. You better shut the fuck up this time, or i am going to demolish your fucking PALE, PASTY, PUSSY POPULIST ass. You're a fucking PPPP. LOL.
Quote from: JustinDT on September 25, 2015, 12:29:53 AM
you guys are making me mad horny
Quote from: Fork Out A Silo 100 Mate on September 20, 2015, 01:52:18 AM
$100 USD
GE Agent (any%) Enemy Rockets sub 22.

Quote from: Overrated on September 15, 2015, 09:44:58 PMQuote from: Alec McDonald on September 15, 2015, 08:51:39 PM
Damn, was really hoping for a number on runway's spawn guards instead.![]()
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Runway spawn guards are infinite.
Quote from: Alec McDonald on September 15, 2015, 08:51:39 PM
Damn, was really hoping for a number on runway's spawn guards instead.![]()
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Quote from: Heaven can't help me now, nothing lasts forever... on September 03, 2015, 10:18:23 PM
anyone can update their own.
Quote from: Ez Money Bakery on August 28, 2015, 10:03:11 AM
Axel, do you have a car? If so, what brand/model?

Will keep cock for good random slut.

) a couple of insane untieds lately
Quote from: Stacking 1s Untieds on June 19, 2015, 10:24:11 PM
either cinema players are bad, or it's overrated
Quote from: Stoxenbawns on June 09, 2015, 12:47:09 AMQuote from: SgtRaven on June 08, 2015, 10:40:35 AM
I am glad I am added now. I started playing and PRing and when I found out the points wouldn't count yet I thought it was pretty stupid. I will start playing now that I am officially added. I have some key times that shouldn't be too terrible for me.
It's not "pretty stupid". It's to prevent people dropping and adding players all over the place which would make points incredibly difficult to track.
Quote from: Vicar of the Speedrun Realm on May 26, 2015, 03:35:48 AM
me saying 42 is insane and surprisingly possible was a clear attempt to troll Clemens. Get with it.
Quote from: Vicar of the Speedrun Realm on May 21, 2015, 01:53:37 AM
On the matter of Ace acquiring a Visa to travel from Pakistan to USA:Quotedavidclemensn: Yeah but all you need is a vacation visa which from what i know really isnt that hard to get
Meanwhile: PASSPORT OF PAKISTAN
Visa free countries: 46
Passport Power Rank: 71
http://www.passportindex.org/byRank.php

Quote from: Goose on February 05, 2015, 10:40:01 PM
I am planning an update on the relevance rankings very soon.
Quote from: Dark Inkosi on February 03, 2015, 06:01:27 AM
Lol, everytime i see that K.. J.. has posted on the boards, it makes me cringe. Everytime i take a good look at K.. J.., i'm reminded how not to be. Something of the opposite of what to aspire for in life. You have very little understanding of how life works, which is why you have no success in life, and is why you are insecure and have very low self-esteem.
It's also like you have developped this habit of being a pussy. Like, everything you do. You look and talk like a pussy. You look really really weird. You look like you'd be a character from The Simpsons. K.. J.., the pussy populist LOL.
I saved this post, in case K.. will have it deleted like in the past. (He hates when i expose his stupid ass)
Quote from: Ez Money Bakery on February 02, 2015, 07:37:08 PM
- play the basement casino
Quote from: ezpz lemon squeezey on February 02, 2015, 04:45:32 PM
let's start by removing cradle SA / 00A...
Quote from: Larkin on February 02, 2015, 01:55:06 AM
Ever since the Dan Berube issue was revisited. Goose has been to make extreme revisions... This is starting to get ridiculous.
Quote from: Goose on January 25, 2015, 03:16:33 PM
that Henrik 1:55 might be the best demonstration on how far we've come with Goldeneye in 10 years. Wow.
Quote from: Goose on January 27, 2015, 12:19:19 AM
The Proof Moderator should ALWAYS have access to remove or add times directly to and from the rankings. Adding an additional layer of having to email Thingy or someone else to remove a time is definitely not healthy for the community.
The Proof Moderator should also AT LEAST be an observing member of the Council.
I hope most would agree with me on both points?
Quote from: Goose on January 20, 2015, 11:03:20 PM
WAOW congrats m88!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Ez Money Bakery on January 20, 2015, 09:59:34 PM
Not sure if he removed them when he tried to fuck with the rankings recently so this could be old news.
Quote from: Jimbo on January 18, 2015, 05:26:19 AM
Tyler's post saddens me because it is exactly the revelation I had in the AIM chat a few nights ago. This issue is not worth the real life stress or making cyber enemies, so I have completely removed myself from the issue and will stick to role as rankings admin when needed and Elite historian. Tyler does an awesome job as proof mod and that job is horrible. I won't vote but I now feel we just leave the time up and save everyone the bullshit from now on. To me, it's over.
Quote from: Thiradell on January 17, 2015, 11:54:27 PM
If we move forward with "the council can do whatever they want with any WR from history," I will happily resign from the council and immediately relinquish all moderator/proofcalling duties.
Quote from: Thiradell on January 17, 2015, 11:54:27 PM
Because hey, in five years, maybe a decision of mine that isn't remembered right will be overturned by the council, because that's what people happen to want at the time.
Quote from: Thiradell on January 17, 2015, 11:54:27 PM
All of a sudden we care about all these times because of one Dam 0:53?
Quote from: Thiradell on January 17, 2015, 11:54:27 PM
What about all the other times? What happened to Expert's 54?
Quote from: Thiradell on January 17, 2015, 11:54:27 PM
If the-elite needs me gone to do what it wants right now, so be it.
Quote from: Ngamer on January 16, 2015, 03:38:49 PM
I'm against having to have new debates every time a different questionable old time comes up on the boards, but if we wanted to adjust the policy to make a sweeping change regarding all such times, I think that's worth a discussion.
Quote from: Had Dam 55 when it was the WR on January 14, 2015, 08:35:37 PMQuote from: Shadow on January 14, 2015, 03:30:34 PM
So we'll take down Marc's Dam times and some of Clemens' times? Because those clearly violate the current proof policy too. Trust me, I understand wanting to take the time down, but where does it stop?
Don't fall into the trap of trying to use 'one' principle to dictate decisions. It's not just 'one' thing that would make us want to remove the time. I don't really know how many times people can state that.
It is several reasons. 1. standard deviation between the time in question and the other times, 2. the time is not proven with video, 3. the date the time was achieved 4. The significance of the date/time achieved.
You ask where it stops but there really aren't many times that also meet these criteria. Dave/Marc times do violate current proof policy however the standard deviation factor isn't there and marc has videos even if they are shit. Pretty sure Dave also did provide vids at one point but they are deleted now. So completely different scenario.
Quote from: SpeX' dw no reds newb strat on January 17, 2015, 12:10:26 AM
You wanna question 2003's proof policy and demand videos for very, very, very old times, go ahead (ironically, that would actually be PREJUDICIAL against the rankings history). But many times that had, for example, only a picture endscreen for proof, etc, would be vanished just because, suddenly, we decided to demand higher standards for the 12-years-ago records.
Quote from: SgtRaven on January 16, 2015, 10:33:17 AM
The one thing that caught my eye that no one mentioned anything about was the 3rd and 4th (4th and 5th?) photos also have lens flares/reflections towards the bottom right of the photo. They seem to be the same angle and relative distance away from the larger light in the photo and the image in question. I am guessing this is certainly not a UFO and more of an issue with the sensor in the camera not picking up the lighting correctly. Due to a lens flare or moving as the image is taken. Does he know what is F-Stop and ISO setting were? If the shutter was left open too long (which might explain why some pictures are brighter than others with the possibility of not increasing the ISO or having a flash) than it could explain how the sensor captured light sources in two different spots. It is pretty cool, though. Not a UFO.
Quote from: B62/Dugg on January 14, 2015, 08:15:37 PM
Quote from: Shadow on January 14, 2015, 03:30:34 PM
So we'll take down Marc's Dam times and some of Clemens' times? Because those clearly violate the current proof policy too. Trust me, I understand wanting to take the time down, but where does it stop?
Quote from: just had a 4:14 b1 RTA offstream on January 06, 2015, 11:13:08 AM
Some incentives:
Train Agent 0:58 - Luke only ($3)
Train Agent 1:00 - Goose only ($2)
Train Agent 1:02 - Jimbo only ($1)
Train Secret Agent 1:22 ($1)
any% 21:51 or lower - Clemens only (I will play any% and beat his record)
Quote from: ohmss on January 06, 2015, 01:18:21 PM
K..'s 35 is by far the worst. Around the same time he was grinding I dumped like 50 hours into my last chance of doing something rel only to see all my hopes tattered and torn by such a shitty post.
Quote from: Wouter Jansen on January 05, 2015, 08:14:41 PM
It IS the entrance.
so did you propose or did she? how did it go down.
Quote from: GET ON MY LEVEL on December 07, 2014, 10:15:09 PMQuote from: Bishop c4 on December 07, 2014, 09:37:58 PMQuote from: Rook b2 on December 07, 2014, 09:03:55 PMQuote from: had 4 untied sweeps in 2014 on December 07, 2014, 11:41:47 AM
#irrel
Well that was rude.
#bringbackCuteAceASAP
I second
Quote from: Alec McDonald on November 25, 2014, 10:50:19 PM
What if in-game sound is used but there is music in the mix as well? I've done this for most of my PRs and thought that this was okay. All it is is in-game music off.
Quote from: SWAG on November 15, 2014, 10:33:13 PMQuote from: m8 on November 15, 2014, 07:30:58 PM
Get fucked. Are you still fapping to photo galleries? If photo galleries are all you are interested in, you have a serious problem. Maybe get a real girlfriend.
just stop being mad
Quote from: if you're coming my way... just don't on November 13, 2014, 07:19:27 AM
epic, just when you start to think Clemens is washed up and has nothing left, he cakes difficult WRs. Pretty amazing. Nice job.
Quote from: last frame boost after keyguard on November 13, 2014, 03:25:52 AM
As for whats next, I think fac 43 since imo it is easier
Quote from: Had 53 with initials back in the day on November 07, 2014, 09:33:40 AM
What Wouter saidAlso in days with such high activity I wouldn't enjoy an achievement system were, say, Boss would've been 100% done a long time ago.
I don't really like the Dedicated thing, it seems like exaggerated adulation of the very oldschool people. It's more a trivium than an achievement. But w/e, Top 10 or UWR achievements from like 2001 are not much different.
Quote from: Infected Mind on November 05, 2014, 01:15:38 AM
Blew a 1:57 20 minutes later.
Quote from: back in my day dam 53 was a 2 liner on November 02, 2014, 02:17:16 AM
Philip has 2:19 Statue SA and there is a video on his timespage.
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big boy attendees
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Quote from: hotshott on October 14, 2014, 10:24:19 PM
Time to collect that Twitch Partnership and rake in the money.
Any help making this viral would be appreciated.
Quote from: Vicar of the Speedrun Realm on October 07, 2014, 06:58:14 PM
I will try to get Paige in on this
though she's morbidly against facecam so maybe it'd all be for naught
Quote from: ghee-ghus on September 25, 2014, 05:24:17 PM
but the thing is that even after all of this, i had already outright stated my position well before captain planet butted in. i will maintain that people just have super sensitive triggers and that there's nothing i can do about that except make every post in a super roundabout way that these people can't even process (which is stupid and way closer to trolling than anything i've done so far). oh fucking well.
Quote from: ghee-ghus on September 25, 2014, 03:59:11 AM
wow. i stopped reading this because i figured the rest of this topic was just going to be that awful reply by captain planet and then a couple more joke posts. i really appreciate that people at least tried to answer the topic since.Quote from: Captain Planet on September 22, 2014, 12:52:32 AMthe problem is that you keep thinking i'm trying to change something. that is not what i have ever been talking about; as i've said in every single post, i'm completely ok with the actual use of rubberbands. i'm pretty close to putting it as a sig, even.
Things are decided on a case-by-case basis. It's generally a bad idea to use 'universal principles' to dictate decisions because every case is different. Long story short, we looked at everything and made a decision to allow them.Quote from: Carathorn on September 22, 2014, 04:46:24 AMright. quite a few people have now said that the decision was more or less "oh people started liking this so we're going to do it". again, that's fine, there's nothing wrong with that.
They aren't accepted but more so frowned upon. It's impossible to measure it detect someone using it when a person only shows a vid of one run. It's a former of cruise control just like the L R Start trick, and as mentioned before, it does not create an input which is impossible to execute without a rubber band.
This is all there is to it. There are no why's, it's been decided like this by people who made up the proof policy which I strongly support because if not allowed: good luck trying to fight it.
the problem with the comparison is that it goes beyond "cruise control" by bringing in (or removing) an element that's not a button on the controller or a glitch in the game. it really is no different from popping the controller open and doing whatever you like, because the same type of thing has been done and the same results are achieved. and, again, there's nothing wrong with that... as long as people are being honest about it. see also: autofire in the arcade communities.Quote from: Shadow on September 22, 2014, 07:56:31 AMwell, that annoyance is kinda supposed to be there. you don't just go around basically hacking things because something "annoys" you, especially not with all these strange justifications.
A rubber band just holds the stick in a certain position.
I could do the same by placing the controller between my knees, but it would be far more annoying. No slippery slope here.
i will assure you that the slippery slope is not on my end.Quote from: Stoxenbawns on September 22, 2014, 08:38:51 AMfor now, i'm going to take this post seriously, regardless of whether it was a joke or not.
I lost my right hand in an accident and have a prosthetic hand which has an elastic band attached? Should I not be allowed to speedrun this game?
this is starting to get into the debate of mechanical parts in sports, which is technically a different kind of topic. again, i'm not trying to "change" anything; rubber bands are pretty obviously allowed, so as far as the elastic band goes, if you're trying to use it as a rubber band is supposed to be used for goldeneye here, then that should simply be noted.Quote from: Spec on September 22, 2014, 02:20:32 PMmay as well take this post seriously too. using other body parts is great, and i've already mentioned them. there is no way you can really "cheat" with them like you could with a rubber band/controller mod.
Dude, I've been using my elbows for the analog stick and my tongue on A/B/Start because my left hand was born glued to my face... it means that I can't be a top goldeneye player anymore???![]()
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again, rubber bands = fundamentally ok. but rubber bands also = controller mod. and yes, controller mods = fundamentally ok. but people need to be honest about these things.Quote from: Captain Planet on September 22, 2014, 09:46:37 PMthank you. seriously, thank you. jesus christ. i think this has simply been a giant breakdown of communication that has very little to do with any post in the thread.
Addendum: Sorry for being so harsh before.Quote from: Thiradell on September 23, 2014, 06:34:19 PMsorry, but no. i had already searched as much as i could about the darned things and all i really found was that "hated innovations" topic, which only covers some blowback well after the fact. others have already made clear what the situation is like since.
"i would also be in that thread arguing for handcam 20XX solely out of principle"
You are the 1%. Rubber bands are accepted because it makes sense to accept them.
"i really do not understand the history behind this issue."
Sorry bro, but educate yourself. Admitting you know nothing about this while questioning why the decision has been made doesn't make sense.
again, i don't have a problem with the actual decision, especially seeing as it was more or less random. but there's another layer to this that ends up being way more important, because it's what i've been complaining about in the first place: the dishonesty.
it really does seem that there's a misplaced sense of pride among some (probably one that people are simply clinging to because it's available) and a good bit of simple dishonesty among others. the use of rubber bands seems to be one of those "secrets that everyone knows"; it is generally kept hushed up and apparently violently reacted to whenever someone tries to talk about it (i'm having points i've said countless times getting completely ignored as if i never said them). that's kinda worrying, sir.Quote from: Captain Planet on September 25, 2014, 12:02:19 AM
When a completely random person appears out of nowhere and posts a topic just to tell us how much they disagree with a policy they are either 1) a troll (99% likely), or 2) a moron.
You gave him an 'answer'? He got several answers in this topic but every time he would just still disagree and expect us to 'concede' that we are 'white lieing' everything' For the socially clueless again, this person is either a troll or an idiot.
He knew that FFA was a 'joke' board, and he found the topic very quickly after it was moved. Further confirming my suspisions that this person is just a troll, because a random person would not understand where, or what FFA is.
For those taking this seriously, you're gambling with small odds here.Quote from: Captain Planet on September 25, 2014, 12:10:50 AMeven after that apology? wow. so, even though i covered the entire reason you're freaking out earlier in this hella tl;dr post:
Let me give you a metaphor.
If you wanted to develop a relationship with someone would you...
1) introduce yourself, be nice/pleasant etc, respect the other person OR
2) show up and start disagreeing with them, having no other contact with them at all
Just think about it for a second. I'm sorry some of you are too naive to understand basic human interaction and what it says about people and their intentions.
when a mod comes out of nowhere and starts freaking out about things that haven't even been said--this is the nth time i'm going to say that i'm perfectly fine with the actual policy--and then presses this supposed point despite me actually saying nth times that they're complaining about something that may as well be from another dimension... you're either a troll yourself, or you've got a canned response about something you don't even want to touch anymore.
so what's with the insulting of my intelligence, even though that fits right in line with this behavior? i took the second required to glance over all the different subforums so that i knew i was posting in the right place. i had the topic bookmarked so i would remember to look at it when i could (because this issue really does interest me that much); i didn't realize it was moved until i found i couldn't edit anymore, and i think i'm perfectly capable of reading a subforum description after realizing this. and even aside from all of that, i could clearly see this topic as the "recent topic" for this subforum on the forum index... can, even, before i made this post just now. i'm not sure it's even been displaced except by that stupid joke mirror topic...
i didn't "disagree" with anybody from the outset, especially not you! you came out of nowhere and started accusing me of a really boring cliche that i didn't even tangentially touch on and that i have denied ever since. i know you're a mod and all, but even other mods have pointed out that you're going a bit too far here, so i think it's fair for me to claim that you're the one who needs to rethink how to approach people.
once again, at the end of all of this, i am still worried about what i perceive as a misplaced sense of pride over something that has normally always been seen as cheating by everyone who makes the metric, in a field where the experts are frequently falsely accused of cheating. the actual decision is fine; the faux-casual responses are not, especially when i'm being told that this is both super serious policy and casual house rule. i'm sorry, but that's extremely worrying.
i'd like to get into speedrunning one day, and goldeneye seems like a cool enough game (though i'd probably play pd at that point tbch)... how am i supposed to completely ignore the game's community being super weird about something like this? why does this have to be so sketchy?
Quote from: Alec McDonald on September 17, 2014, 02:07:24 AMQuote from: C-3PO on September 17, 2014, 02:07:02 AMQuote from: Woody's Fac Leave Strat on September 16, 2014, 10:34:21 PM
signed
i've heard him use "irrel" one too many times.
Quote from: Adam Miller on September 11, 2014, 11:41:15 AM
Two dicks don't make a right, or whatever.
Quote from: Conveniently Timed Backboost on August 15, 2014, 04:37:02 AMQuote from: pathfinder on August 13, 2014, 07:00:43 PM
Thanks for the feedbacks guys. Here is a probably more legible version with additional effects, pixelated realistic cross and hand script typography used for secondary texts.
link
Edit :
Following Wouter's suggestion, here is a version with a clean crosshair : link
Also here is another one. Think it's better with only one font : link
2nd edit :
Understood Illu's remark and something great happened : link
Last update with an accurate crosshair :
That looks sick!
Quote from: Ogran on September 05, 2014, 02:56:43 AM
There's a team 'Ogran'? Damn, I need to get good at this game and someday apply.
Been using Ogran as an alias for 5/6 years; always creepy to see it elsewhere.
Quote from: Vicar of the Speedrun Realm on August 30, 2014, 06:57:22 PM
No one picked you because you're basically a lower tier version of Illu or I. 20-50 hours to get 5-10 points, but in your case there won't be WR bonuses (whereas with Illu and I we will be getting Tier 2 or 3 WR bonuses.) So ya.
Because I don't know how to time it.
But I wish I was.
Quote from: Alec McDonald on August 28, 2014, 10:06:41 PMIt's there, so it should be left there.
Quote from: Alec McDonald on August 28, 2014, 10:06:41 PM
It's in the game, it has 3 difficulties, it's a level.
Quote from: Alec McDonald on August 28, 2014, 10:06:41 PM
Archives 16 is maxed on console. SHOULD WE REMOVE IT TOO? OMGMaybe we should!
No.
Quote from: Alec McDonald on August 28, 2014, 10:06:41 PM
The level was not "made to work in a different way then the 40 other ones".
Quote from: Adam Miller on August 27, 2014, 05:24:56 PM
I apologise for all the trouble I have started by posting a WR in the WR topic. Such a silly mistake to make, in hindsight.
In future, I'll just keep PRs / WRs to myself.
Quote from: Illu on August 23, 2014, 07:59:27 AM
Eise was talking about having access to a possible venue where he lives, would be great to meet you again, I think Alex is going to ESA next year btw.

Quote from: ImPerfect-Clark on August 15, 2014, 07:45:30 PM
I will share a couple to give people a taste of what quality we're getting for the $$
The slogan is a placeholder (though I'm tempted to run with it) I directed on colors & themes. I wanted it GE-focused but flexible as our community tends to encompass multiple games. I decided against trying to include PD because of stylistic dissonance (and about a 10:1 community lean toward GE).
(first one is especially pro imo)
Quote from: Light on August 15, 2014, 05:04:12 PMQuote from: dsx on August 13, 2014, 11:48:31 PMI agree; K..'s post was quite informative, but I guess I kinda thought depression being caused by an imbalance in the brain was common knowledge? It's one of the first things you learn in psych101, idk.
/thread
Quote from: Ngamer on August 13, 2014, 07:00:37 PM
Atta boy Wonn, sounds like you really got 'em good this time!
Quote from: d boost choke with sub 16 pbs pace on August 12, 2014, 04:52:24 PM
Okay so I shouldnt have said it that way, I meant to say "there are places where depression is extremely unusual" . Just trying to point out the obvious relation between lifestyle/culture/surroundings and mental well being.
Quote from: Jimbo on August 05, 2014, 11:13:43 AM
This topis has turned into pure cancer and will be locked soon enough if this keeps up. Tone it down.
Quote from: Captain Planet on July 25, 2014, 12:05:17 AM
Can we please update the single segment rankings to show as 'Any%' instead of 'Agent'. This is in line with every other speedrunning community.

Quote from: Marcus Stryker on August 03, 2014, 09:42:15 AM
I was the first in the elite to have evolved into a Super Degen II in the 116/155 period...
Quote from: Jimbo on August 01, 2014, 03:45:06 AM
Trent is legit, I verified everything. Vids exist.
Bought another one, should be the good one now.


But if I was dead I would put it in my will for Ace to teach him.
Quote from: 夜神月 on July 03, 2014, 10:20:46 PMQuote from: Infected Mind on July 03, 2014, 08:11:39 PM
lol @ wheat complaining about free entertainment. In-fact this whole topic is literal cancer.
I don't give 2 fucks about modern games and only watched the NES/SNES stuff live in the room. and Kubelwagon who ran gta2 is a fucking awesome dude and Id rather watch that then a new gta
Wheat is absolutely right. Alex, I respect your commitment to retro games a lot but the primary goal of an event like SGDQ should be to maximise donations through mostly running games that the majority of viewers can relate to. To be quite honest, the list for SDGQ this year was pretty underwhelming overall. A bunch of people from the elite commented to each other pretty much instantly on how irrel a lot of the games were (Pizza Pop, anyone?). Being the casual I am, this led to me writing off watching a lot of SGDQ pretty much instantly. No doubt the amount of donations dived as a result, too (or certainly were not as good as they could've been). I know there's a difficult balance to strike in choosing the games for something like this but I feel that they went too obscure with the choices.

Can't wait, should be great!
Quote from: Larkin on June 29, 2014, 12:00:42 PM
It is impossible for your lower back and head to be completely level when you raise your body to its highest point. Watch any video of fitness gurus doing pushups on Youtube and you'll see realize this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh00_rniF8E
If you pause the video during my lowest point of descension (my chest is almost touching the ground) you will see that my whole body is completely level.
I positioned my arms shoulder-width apart, so I did achieve a full range of motion.


Quote from: Larkin on June 26, 2014, 04:31:50 PM
Push-ups: 64
Add me to the rankings, MirrorMage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm7b2e5jkWQ
Quote from: MirrorMage on June 22, 2014, 11:41:44 PM
We are aware that amazing PRs like Dam 1:56 are worth 0 points on these rankings but times like Dam 0:53 are. We even discussed this matter while producing the rankings but we decided that the WR leaders page works in the same way. You get one WR, you get an extra point. Every WR is worth 1 point. So we decided to just keep it the same way.
Quote from: ManceGaydar on June 22, 2014, 08:00:43 AM
You're right... I knew I should have ranked Cradle a bit differently.
Quote from: Hypnotoad on June 22, 2014, 09:24:08 AM
maybe I come across as a dick but I don't really care.
Quote from: Shadow on June 22, 2014, 12:41:26 AMQuote from: 2 condescending 4 u on June 22, 2014, 12:21:05 AM
For the record, Come is not my friend and I don't communicate with him in any way. So all of the stupid comments he makes are actually him being a full retard.
Ah, so any comments you make to him are not expressive outlet/joking/ribbing?
Quote from: stranded in indo on June 21, 2014, 10:11:28 PM
I agree with K.. and third i guess. I like twitch chat on the video though, nice to see peoples reactions. I guess my main issue is just that it feels like a recap of things everyone already knows. Maybe we need a new format or something to make it interesting. Over and hour talking about pb history seems like beating a dead horse.
Quote from: stranded in indo on June 20, 2014, 12:09:00 AM
Eh, i disagree with the truth contest but lets just let marc decide for himself what he feels is right and makes him happy. Its not like he was much different than he is now, before he found the truth contest. His entire life has led him to what he is now, and none of us can change who he is.
Quote from: Larkin on June 16, 2014, 02:03:21 PM
There is no way that K..'s stream is above Eise's and Illu's.
K..'s stream is 0/10.
Quote from: Kochson on June 19, 2014, 02:45:55 AM
Marcus Skryker
seriously Marc, why the name change?
Now I remember talking to him about SEO at some stage, I will get in touch with him
Quote from: TroubleClef92 on June 14, 2014, 08:21:09 PMQuote from: Jimbo on June 14, 2014, 07:19:57 PM
Everyone is a prick lately
^^

Quote from: Low 18 Bunker on June 04, 2014, 04:21:11 AM
you cant detect it, so how can you ban it? same case as superpad.
Quote from: Carathorn on May 14, 2014, 02:54:13 PM
Scott programmed the whole fucking forum the way we EXACTLY want it to be. Every feature we ever desired, he programmed for us.
Sometimes I truly wish that all people responsible for keeping things updated/online/programmed will all give up at the same time, and tell the whiners to go do it themselves. We'd be back in Aim chat whilst keeping the rankings in a fucking notepad file
Quote from: Shadow on May 12, 2014, 11:30:06 AM
O_O
Uh...I don't know if I should be more surprised that K.. took my post seriously, or that he takes himself so seriously.
Quote from: !^^^"""tHeFiReCoNfEtTi"""~~~!!? on May 11, 2014, 11:25:34 PM
you're right K.., but for a company like Nike or Apple it's on a whole different level to a players signature picture or w/e you want to call it. I think for this kind of design there is some room to be naff / kitch / have a bit of fun, whereas for a multi-billion dollar company it's essential that they simplify their logo down to its purest most memorable form. idk what I'm trying to say, this is a flow or consciousness post... I always liked Illu's logo though, the black and white one with the heart. watch his b1 17 to see it at the start





Quote from: Carathorn on May 09, 2014, 03:46:12 PM
K..
You should never disqualify someone for believing something, no matter how stupid you think it is or no matter how unfounded their believes are in your opinion. While I agree that logic and reason are the way to go, it still doesn't give you a free pass to judge people to shit. Also, that same logic and reason should have you realize and accept the fact that there are billions of people who believe things that YOU think are bullshit.
Marc posting something this incredibly troll is up to him. Now it's us up to us to ignore it to death which is clearly the best thing to do. That or troll it to death. Plus, Marc needs no saving. He is a grown up man and he decides to believe whatever he wants.
Quote from: Remove Duel From The Ranks on May 08, 2014, 10:04:57 PM
Yeah but every time you get something you always describe it as garbage etc. Maybe improving your attitude would help you find more success in life.
Quote from: Marc Rützou on May 08, 2014, 02:13:35 AM
Time to man the fuck up and stop letting fear and cognitive dissonance prevent you from learning the self-evident truth of life and death, time to walk the walk and not just talk the talk.
www.truthcontest.com, the top entry "The Present" for the most simple, accurate and updated explanation of the truth of life. "The Present with religion" for the full and more complete version.
Get at it, for your own best. Don't even postpone it for a day. 150.000 people just like you are going to die today, the wheel is turning. Spend the last hours in this body to embrace the truth or scrumble to the illusions of this temporarily world. You are the product of 4.5 billion years of slow evolution, now act like it. Get on it. Now.
Quote from: homeonice on April 30, 2014, 02:00:17 PM
...probably capable of 136 or even 135 if I keep working at it.


Quote from: Daenerys Targaryen on April 22, 2014, 10:29:25 PM
You can just kill Jaws as the end timer is counting down, so in theory lower than 1:25 / 1:35 / 1:39 are all doable "while defeating Jaws."
Proud of you.

Quote from: ExpertGamer64 on April 10, 2014, 10:43:12 AM
War :54 is not a significant WR. I don't see what the hassle is over for a time that is over 11 years old.
Quote from: Trevor on April 05, 2014, 03:34:05 PM
fantastic job K.., the 102 looked really good, you should consider 101

Quote from: Ludwig Von Koopa on March 14, 2014, 04:04:38 AM
Why does the proof policy keep getting altered every time a new scenario happens?
Quote from: TheFlash on March 12, 2014, 05:32:35 PM
What if the original claim happened without a video at all?
We could safely assume they did originally get it when they said they did I think.
Quote from: Goose on March 11, 2014, 08:25:22 PM
If a significant record is achieved without proof meeting the quality requirements, it will not be ranked, and will be backrolled in the same manner any unproven record is backrolled.
Quote from: MYT on March 10, 2014, 06:52:09 PM
Caverns A 1:05
Tried this morning for two hours using the slow run wiki guide. Then I watched the WR vid to see how it was done. Took 10 minutes. Opening the elevator at the right time really helps with a less troll trev, as does shooting at appropriate times, and looking up in the blue turret corridor. I could probably do better, but Caverns Agent is boring.
Quote from: casual speedrusher on March 10, 2014, 12:36:44 AM
How did you even know he was playing Silo? Also, how can you even make out that he had all the settings turned up all the way, since the run isnt captured?
Since when does proof transcend into satisfaction? The Elite: where speedrunning is cerious buziness and your runs are reviewed by a panel of mods who determine if you deserve your time on the ranks. No capture card? No money? Then you dont deserve to have your time on the ranks![]()
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Quote from: casual speedrusher on March 09, 2014, 10:26:42 PM
lol Luke, he has a video of the run on his channel, pretty sure I saw it live or something. Just was too lazy to link it. Guys are deertier are much more trustworthy and dont assume everyone is cheating (like people here)
Quote from: homeonsplice on March 06, 2014, 09:26:04 PM
If K.. and I combined our best times and formed a sort of Ultimate Australian, we would be unstoppable and probably pass Marc
Quote from: Flickerform on February 20, 2014, 08:59:49 AM
- do the 112 pattern for GL boosts (right when he starts firing to backboost you, the double. two quick ones after body armor because you're already getting there on the perfect line, and then end with 2 more, dont forget to look at the fucking pace)
Quote from: Your-Eliteness on February 09, 2014, 08:44:07 AM
I have a site suggestion. If anyone feels the need to change MY rankings code without MY permission....
Quote from: casual speedrusher on February 07, 2014, 10:40:43 PM
I truly believe he found something crazy and people just dont want to believe it.
Quote from: MrGuru on February 07, 2014, 10:11:52 PM
So instead of jumping on this LIKE EVERYONE WANTED, most of you are immediately tearing this apart to be illegitimate. Seriously, run with it and make something of this.. or something. Jesus.
Quote from: bcks on January 12, 2014, 08:45:37 PM
I'm annoyed so I would like to control the actions of others and not let them have fun so that life is slightly easier for me.

Quote from: TheFlash on January 04, 2014, 04:21:26 AM
Please tell me that if a person got an untied WR time with 10 people witnessing, recorded in full quality on capture equipment while streaming also, you would never remove the untied WR even if the person was found to have a faked time on a different level.
Quote from: Lockwood on December 29, 2013, 10:21:49 PM
He said he is sending his tapes to monteith to capture them for him.

Quote from: AxZ on December 28, 2013, 11:04:07 PM
However, it's utterly absurd if ALL Monteith's PRs stay but NONE of Henning's.
Quote from: AxZ on December 28, 2013, 10:50:50 PM
either Henning's LIVE PRs get re-instated and all Monteith's receive proper analyzing.
or Montieth gets perma-banned, like Henning.

Quote from: Infil on October 29, 2013, 03:05:55 PM
As an aside, K..... you *really* stopped the video so quickly after a low 26 pace run (a run that you must have felt was decently good, or else it wouldn't have been 25) that you didn't even wait for the results screen? Why?
Quote from: Infil on October 29, 2013, 03:05:55 PM
I'm not sure there was a time in the elite when known faked/edited videos were accepted as proof? If there was, please correct me.
Quote from: Thiradell on October 29, 2013, 12:33:44 PM
LTK and DLTK are custom creations of the-elite based on a mode which lets you change how difficult levels are. What about LLTK? What about everything at 50%? I could get the record right now for 27% enemy health, 435% enemy damage and 12% enemy accuracy for Defection Agent. LTK/DLTK are separated because they're not related to the game in such a way to be included on the main ranks.
but if I got good trev 53 would be easy.
Quote from: Carathorn on October 23, 2013, 08:05:41 AM
ok the poll has spoken clearly. everyone had their time to whine about it now its time to move on and be happy people again.
Clearly Duel stays on the rankings, we could go with a "don't post it on the forum because nobody cares"
Quote from: Neo on October 23, 2013, 01:49:12 AM
Don't think I want in to get in to a 4 page debate about this but it's fine the way it is, been this way for almost (?) 15 years and it's not a problem.
Quote from: Deep-Darkness on October 21, 2013, 05:57:53 AM
Also, the reason why the Duel can't be compared with a Holo training is that Holo training is out of the main menu, but the Duel is in a menu called exactly Solo Missions. That means that the programmers and developers of the game wanted the Duel to be a mission.
Quote from: Shadow on September 06, 2013, 08:05:24 AM
K.., Goose: If someone gives an incredible, free service, and then you don't like something, please don't then go accusing that person of a lack of morals and a hunger for power. It's not nice, and it's also incredibly hypocritical.
Quote from: Wouter Jansen on September 06, 2013, 04:28:58 AM
And you're not a deity who knows exactly how Ryan felt/feels about the situation and what thoughts he went through to come to this conclusion and action. His post sounds a lot more compassionate than yours sounds appreciating of his efforts. Stating these things about him like they are facts, sounds more powerhungry to me. Taking away access to the code can also be an act of protecting against the ill and then it definitely is coming out of good intentions.
Quote from: comeasur33 on September 01, 2013, 11:12:25 PM
If you'd like, we can have Scott undo everything he's done for The Elite regarding these forums and go back to posting on Yuku.
', or how about, 'the rankings accurately reflect skill perfectly, that's why I love my rank and I love the rankings yay!!
' Quote from: TheFlash on August 22, 2013, 02:50:50 AM
feel free to take all my responsibilities
Quote from: True Religion on August 22, 2013, 01:17:10 AM
As long as I'm not driving during the podcast, I'm in.
Quote from: Jimbo on August 14, 2013, 10:24:53 PM
I blame YE for being somewhat of a douche (the only time in history I've had any knock on him) about the whole WE DON'T NEED MORE ADMINS OF THE RANKINGS.
Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on July 11, 2013, 05:09:18 PM
The intellect has little to do on the road to discovery. There comes a leap in consciousness, call it intuition or what you will; the solution comes to you and you don't know how or why. The truly valuable thing is the intuition.
Albert Einstein
Quote from: Jimbo on July 06, 2013, 04:55:29 PM
That's hard to accept, and for guys like myself and Axel who hold roles as historians and proof moderator, it's not considered the best decision even if everyone else wants him gone.
However this kind of attitude does fuck over 99% of people and makes this a shit place to be.
And yeah I can talk about archives cause I'm a fucking boss.
Quote from: Zenith Legend on May 04, 2013, 04:38:35 PM
Marc and I should live together
I will feel his ultimate truth deep inside me
This is the life
Quote from: NesquikBunny on April 12, 2013, 12:52:42 AM
Quake 3 alias from when I played it in 2002-2003.
Quote from: Zenith Legend on March 14, 2013, 08:31:39 PM
Golf was played for decades before Tiger Woods. But it wasn't until Tiger Woods that it became a major sport with worldwide attention, broadcast on major networks, bringing in millions of viewers and millions of dollars in purses and sponsorships.
Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on March 11, 2013, 11:14:03 PM
This is insanity.
Quote from: Zenith Legend on March 11, 2013, 10:34:57 PM
Too bad the video is in such poor quality that you can't even tell what the new route is.
Quote from: MirrorMage on March 11, 2013, 10:26:22 PM
However, I'm not saying I'll cake a dupe. It might take weeks.
Quote from: K..J.. on March 11, 2013, 10:04:49 PMQuote from: MirrorMage on March 11, 2013, 09:43:31 AM
Meh, it's a first time thing. Honestly never expected anything especially since I haven't played GE in days. Will be caked again tomorrow or something for video proof.

Quote from: MirrorMage on March 11, 2013, 09:43:31 AM
Meh, it's a first time thing. Honestly never expected anything especially since I haven't played GE in days. Will be caked again tomorrow or something for video proof.

Quote from: Softman25 on March 06, 2013, 07:07:21 PM
In regards to splitting a wedge in the community - based by sign ups on the "other" forum - you've done a damn good job Goose.
Congratulations idiot.
Quote from: homeonice on March 06, 2013, 10:30:28 PMQuoteMy fast times guide at gamefaqs brought many people to discover speed running.
classic
Quote from: homeonice on March 06, 2013, 02:52:02 AMQuote#7 in the world
#6 in the world
Quote from: Ancient Text on March 06, 2013, 02:42:20 AM
Many people have suggested
Quote from: Thiradell on March 05, 2013, 11:34:28 PM
I didn't say any of those people should mod the boards, most of them don't perpetuate/aren't responsible for what you're annoyed with. Was just responding to Goose's "nothing has changed in 15 years."
Quote from: Thiradell on March 05, 2013, 11:30:32 PM
K.. you shut me down as soon as I posted, you're really good at arguing irrel semantics
Quote from: Thiradell on March 05, 2013, 11:25:56 PM
Alright, done talking about myself, but:
-DK and Cara spearheaded efforts to get elites streaming, something progressive which you've jumped onto and expanded nicely.
-Thingy migrated the-elite to a new forum and consistently helps out with tech problems.
-Wes McKinney used to hand-enter everything. Thanks, YE!
-Ngamer singlehandedly makes the Summer Contest happen every year. Whether he should be more active isn't really something that can be demanded.
-Other people have kept up the ranks for 15 years with basically no gratitude from you lot.
Quote from: Thiradell on March 05, 2013, 10:24:49 PM
Not sure what this is in response to, but I thought we were moving in the right direction with the Elite Council. Feel free to make a new forum though!
Quote from: homeonice on March 02, 2013, 11:15:28 PM
Spend less time complaining about how shit your times are and more time playing the game, if you love the game you will get better and get some points that mean something.
Quote from: Zenith Legend on March 02, 2013, 09:53:06 PM
I'm retiring, or at least taking another extended hiatus of 1+ year from the elite. I'll make a topic about this when I get home tonight.
Quote from: Shadow on February 20, 2013, 08:41:35 AM
Though I'm not trying to defend this here, I believe that to know anything for certain requires special revelation and that this has been done in the Scriptures of the Old and New Testaments, which provide the foundation or framework for knowing things for certain.
Quote from: speedruntrainer. on February 11, 2013, 07:56:04 AM
but then K..'s 0:24 must have been extremely lucky, so I can't see why
Quote from: K..J.. on February 17, 2013, 02:18:18 AMQuote from: bke16 on February 17, 2013, 02:14:46 AMQuote from: K..J.. on February 17, 2013, 01:57:50 AMQuote from: The Sorcerer on February 17, 2013, 01:53:20 AMQuote from: K..J.. on February 17, 2013, 01:52:24 AMQuote from: Get Untieds Or Die Tryin on February 17, 2013, 01:51:03 AMQuote from: The Sorcerer on February 17, 2013, 01:49:11 AM
no.
:'(
no.
Quote from: bke16 on February 17, 2013, 02:14:46 AMQuote from: K..J.. on February 17, 2013, 01:57:50 AMQuote from: The Sorcerer on February 17, 2013, 01:53:20 AMQuote from: K..J.. on February 17, 2013, 01:52:24 AMQuote from: Get Untieds Or Die Tryin on February 17, 2013, 01:51:03 AMQuote from: The Sorcerer on February 17, 2013, 01:49:11 AM
no.
:'(
Quote from: The Sorcerer on February 17, 2013, 01:20:27 AM
The piano version was excellent. It would sound better with a better audio recording program for sharper sounds, a better sounding piano, and a better piano player.
Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on February 16, 2013, 09:52:03 PM
A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be - Albert Einstein.
Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on February 16, 2013, 10:30:49 PM
The expirement is hard evidence that your mind manipulates reality.
Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on February 16, 2013, 10:47:41 PM
Perception not changing reality and your mind manipulating reality is basically the same thing, i'm afraid you're misinterpreting again.
Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on February 16, 2013, 09:52:03 PM
You're completely forgetting that perception can't change reality,
Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on February 16, 2013, 09:52:03 PM
The expirement is hard evidence that your mind manipulates reality.
Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on February 16, 2013, 09:52:03 PM
"The double slit experiment proves that the mind affects energy and matter. When the laser beam is observed, it changes from a particle to a wave, so the observer's mind is affecting energy and is connected invisibly to the particles."
Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on February 16, 2013, 09:52:03 PM
We can be certain that our minds cannot see reality as it is.
Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on February 16, 2013, 09:52:03 PM
Every section of the book is a puzzle and supports each other, in other words, the author doesn't really write by himself, he just writes what the evidence says (evidence that you can check out for yourself)

Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on February 16, 2013, 08:27:09 AM
If you remember moments from when you were a kid, you are lucky, because you'd remember how life was a piece of cake when your mind was less developped.
Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on February 15, 2013, 04:38:50 PM
We can all help each other and helping each other becoming more aware![]()






makes it hard to play some harder levels. FUCK.
Quote from: True Religion on January 31, 2013, 07:10:12 PM
They are the garbagemen and janitors of speedrunning.
Quote from: Delirium Silence on January 30, 2013, 05:09:36 PM
2008 : clemens gets 45 agent.
2013:5 years later marc gets 45 agent , followed by 45 on sa/ooa with minor strat improvement ... Clemens is insanely jealous.
She loved to swallow too.


Quote from: Goose on November 28, 2012, 08:49:24 PM
Alecboy + irrel non gamers need to stay out of this discussion.
I want to lick it, and taste it in and around my craving mouth.

Carathorn why you being such a bitch to Jim?? A couple of you guys are srzly being retarded.
I really love it Adam. And the end bro, so awesome. So.. so awesome...



Keep up the juggling practice and if I ever see you again I'd like to see you doing 5 balls.







we could move the summer contest pics to one side and have the embedded stream on the other side?


Quote from: ZAZKEN on May 06, 2012, 02:58:22 AMQuote from: Larkin on April 06, 2012, 02:52:37 PMAnd you say this topic is immature?
Just keep sucking the admin's dick some more, fanny. You're doing a great job so far.


Carry on....
Quote from: Fanny on April 22, 2012, 07:06:46 PM
I still lean towards playing BOTH these scenarios (options B and C) with our free time and NOT making them into a tournament.
P.s Me so silly :-*
You sound like a n00b here. Because the dynamic is not that simple at all. When 2 people start focusing on each other? If two people are focusing on each other in a 3 player match they aren't very good players. Still love you though.
However why does that have to mean it must be an official tournament.
A standard screen watching 4 player tournament would be way more epic. Way more exciting. You can increase the point limit to a bit higher too, or make a timed game. That will be way more awesome 
Quote from: Infil on April 21, 2012, 10:21:03 PM
At the very least, you should be able to agree with this statement: in normal GE, camping often carries no risk. In split-screen GE, camping always carries a risk.
If you don't know what your opponent is doing you can never state that doing one action is going to be a good idea or a bad idea in more or less circumstances. Dude you're smarter than that
I never stated that moving out will be good or bad in any percentage of circumstances. I'm stating that I don't want to die straight away if someone is camping and aiming at the corner I'm hidng behind. Because I will die, and will not be based on skill level whatsoever. And I don't wish to compete in an environment like that.
Quote from: Ngamer on April 20, 2012, 12:04:24 AM
K.. J..-style aggressive rushdown gameplay will get you knocked out at around 6th place in a VA screen-watching tournament.
In a split screen tourney, however, that playstyle could easily result in a first place finish. That's just one of many reasons why it's worth finding out.
Quote from: NathanStinson on April 19, 2012, 11:46:27 PMQuote from: K..J.. on April 19, 2012, 11:42:48 PM
I haven't actually checked myself, but I have a suspicion that those requesting a change in the tournament set up are those who don't place in the high ranks. Yeah, it's boring to watch the later games because of the hiding etc. It's boring to watch because you're not playing cause you're shit and didn't make it that far in the comp
Considering that one of the biggest proponents is Jimbo... you are surprisingly pretty right on with that assessment! :-D
Quote from: Thiradell on April 19, 2012, 10:38:18 PM
New people coming isn't really a good argument, it's still the same gameplay. The tournament has been this way for five years and I think it's due for a change.


I am also interested in doing something beforehand (or afterwards) to make my trip a little bit longer. So maybe if anyone is interested we can organise a group or at least 1 other person who would like to help me out while I'm in America. Thinking about doing something on the west coast (los angelas + Vegas) before the meeting then flying to east coast for the meet.
Quote from: CarathornMichael Jackson became famous for doing the moonwalk which he didnt even invent himself! whereas some of his dance moves that might require ten times more skills never really got any attention at all.AAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA AHAHA HAHHAHA AHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA! I got such a laugh out of this line that I shit my fucking pants.
Quote from: david n clemensBut on topic I would also like to agree with Henning's statement about "friends" you meet through drugs/alcohol. Usually these people will tend to use you for money, drugs, or assistance, and if neither of those things apply they won't give a shit about you. They are only your friend because the curcumstances cause them to feel they need your help in one way or another, and hanging around these people usually just results in stupid behavior somehow. I would say they best friends are people you just randomly meet one way or another.Yeah David... BECAUSE YOU'VE GOTTEN INTO THE DRUG SCENE, CREATED FRIENDS THROUGH IT, AND READ THEIR MIND FOR HOW THEY THINK ABOUT YOU. Once again an easily moulded mind regurgitating bullshit they've heard from the media, films and a society of people who talk as if they have an idea about something they've never experienced for themselves. This pathetic attempt of sounding like you know something when you've clearly stated several times you have NEVER, EVER done anything that would give you any kind of real world experience is clear evidence of your lack of awareness. And your obvious bias is getting in the way of any point that you are trying to make.
Quote from: Red BullJumping off a bridge is only stupid if your goal ISN'T to kill yourself.Quote from: DimSim3On a side note it's hilarious to see people who have never done it comment on how stupid it is. Almost every ancient culture uses/used drugs for several different reasons. It was most commonly used in the initiations of boys into men as a way of expanding their minds.On the other hand, I don't need to jump off a bridge to tell everyone that it is, in fact, a stupid thing to do.
You're not feeling great about the situation which is a sign that you're not acting like you wish you were. I assume that you have pretty much been acting the same way for the last 3 years and this situation continues because you haven't changed. You need to start doing everything the opposite of what you have been doing.
It sounds like you've been quite deceptive and hypocritical. If you don't feel like talking to her.. answering her calls is lying. If you don't feeling like doing something but you do it anyway, or if you feel like saying something but don't, that's being deceptive. One of the biggest reasons some relationships aren't pleasent is because people hold on to them when they aren't working out. The fact of the matter is that you're feeling terrible about what's going on, and you've done nothing about it. It situation will not evolve on it's on, you have to do something about it.
A concept I've realised lately is that most people don't even like the partner they are with. In fact the only thing they like is an IDEA of a person they have inside of them. It seems obvious to me that this girls makes you feel like SHIT. So why do you like her? The fact very well could be that you don't like her at all. You probably have a concept in your head of a girl you like. One that does not lie and treats you well and is not a total douche. You're projecting that into this particular girl. So when you look at her you may not be seeing who she ACTUALLY is, and all you're seeing is what you WISH her to be.
Stop lieing to yourself Sterling and look at the reality of the situation.
Alexboy: Fuck you, you fucking dick. "this is what the elite is coming to"... you fucking bitch. You consider 2 people that haven't reached puberty yet discussing how social retarded they are to be the elite? You fucking cunt, I hate you so much man. The amount of hate I have for you man, it's like such a big explosion! Like POW! Right in the kisser.
Ryan White: Fuck you, you fucking slut. You're like 24 and haven't even made out with a chick. There is nothing you can say or do to deny that you're a little bitch. The evidence speaks for itself. Not that this is bad thing or whatever, but because you're such a little cock as well it makes it worse. I'd love to put you on your knees and blow a load right in your face.
Flash: Fuck you, you fucking cunt. You're fighting with RYAN WHITE about who is more socially retarded. Holy shit, talk about dumbass. I mean, wtf? SRSLY! I have a better idea, why don't you go find a homeless person and fight over who has better living conditions. Or better yet, find a paraplegic and challegic them to a 100 sprint. You bitch!
TheBang: I love you.
I'll be in!!!!!
If you can't prove the time with video, it won't be accepted.
Buildings are designed not to fall down. A few of them fall down, but that doesn't change the intention.
You're a little bitch ryan, if you ever take words out of my mouth again I will rape your mum. Here's the heads up, you have no idea what I'm trying to imply so give up trying.
To say I don't think gays are acceptable is an insult to me (as I have gays friends). If males weren't designed to fuck females the human race would not exist. It is my opinion that males on the most part are supposed to procreate (and almost every gay would agree too), but that does not make gays unacceptable. And designed does mean a designer, and in this case the designer is the laws of the universe. I don't believe in your mainstream god. I believe in energy. I don't understand why the universe is here, and until a decent idea is presented I won't have an opinion on that.
I don't give a fuck what religion you believe in, but don't say I'm implying the same bullshit that you spit out.
Speaking of dicks getting trapped in things, the only thing Ryan could get his dick trapped in is a guys mouth.
Unless you're going to fuck her on the couch, don't be a pussy about it. You go for the vag because it's more casual.
It's funny, when you go for the boobs first it's actually more serious because that's considered foreplay (leading to sex). But the vag grab while making out is very casual and doesn't have to lead to anything. She will probably grope your cock as well. Anything on the couch is shits and giggles though, it when you move to the sex location you should worry about not foreplaying enough.
And foreplay is all about the experience and turning her on as much as possible before fucking her. So you might be able to get her off in the bedroom without much foreplay, but the experience as a whole will be forgettable and her eyes will wonder quickly.
That's because you're a pussy.
From what you have learnt Ryan, do girls like pussies?
NO!
When you are making out with her on the couch, go for the inner thigh and work your way to the vag.
When you have them in the bed, then you go for the boobs and neck and everything first. But on the couch, definitely go for the vag.
Personally I wouldn't, but I'm interested in what other people would do.
If you don't believe me, ask Matt, you little piece of shit.
One of the most important rules of this board is not mention drums.. Otherwise Jimbo will start trying to brag again.
The only condition for being on my team is that you are not a fuckwit.
Also, my team must be named "The AllStars".
Also, don't be a fuckwit.
Take no notice of people like Gragz, whos main goal in life is to make immature people feel like shit. Well Gragz, congratulations, I'm immature and now because of you I feel like shit.
I hope you are fucking happy you bitch.
I said what everyone else was thinking.
Edit: Yeah it's spelt incorrectly, that just means it's even MORE insulting.Quote from: RWhiteGooseWhat part of the "truth" says that we can't do this, and don't give me a Biblical passage please.
Owned.
In this context it refers to the resources of the earth becoming the property of all of the inhabitants on it. At this time we have the technology and the resources to produce clean energy, housing, food, etc for everyone on the planet. The only thing preventing this from happening is the fact that with the current monetary system in place it would require a lot of money and the people who own that money are not willing to spend it on this cause. When in reality the monetary system is counter-productive to the human race and prevents a lot of problems from being fixed.
Youse has already read this post.
Thanks everyone for their wishes and stories. I really appreciate it.
They found another Cancer on my back and I've since gotten that removed. My back is looking like a battle field at the moment. I have to get a couple more suspicious moles removed in the next couple of weeks, starting with another one on my back tomorrow.
I'm feeling a lot better emotionally about everything.
I'm to get a scan done on my abdomen this week hopefully to see if the cancer has spread. So I'm (obviously) hoping that goes well and I get a positive result.
I love The Lord of the Rings and the fact that afanoftherings' name reminds Mr. Guru of The Lord of the Rings and the fact that the aforementioned reminder is cool in Mr. Guru's opinion is quite pleasing to my senses thus making me come to the conclusion that Mr. Guru is indeed cool himself.
There appears to be this phenomenon where whenever I post in a topic it ceases to remain active.
Because he's god, duh, are you like stupid or something?
The wrist-watch analogy is not applicable here. In that case you are calculating the chances of a specific event, which im sure is quite small. The chance of any specific event happen is very small, however the chance of any event happening is 1.
I'm not sure why I'm trying to explain this though. If you werent stupid you would have realised this already and not have used that analogy. Like I said before, anyone who tries to explain their belief scientifically is a complete moron.
A belief is not a belief if you think that you know for sure that it is correct. A belief is defined as confidence in the exist of something that is not susceptable to rigorous proof. If, in your own mind, you believe something to be proven, it is no longer a belief in your own mind.
There is much power that comes from believing in something even yourself cannot say exists for real. Or at the very least, understanding that to explain its presence will defy the very point of believing.
Before I say this please understand its not an attempt to be mean, but this issue is really irritating me. Bryan has been editing posts and closing topics too much in the last couple of days. It really should not be happening at all. It seems that when he does not agree with the topic being discussed he will abuse his powers and shut the topic/post down. This should not be happening.
I think he should either stop doing this or be stripped of his mod powers. His actions are really irritating me.
Well you make a good point there, and I think the honest truth is that I'm actually made of pure evil. I love nothing more than to upset people and make them feel bad. Also in my spare time I enjoy setting kittens on fire.
First post of 2008!
Hello, in this topic I will be listing my compositions which I have just started to produce. Jon has been very kind and allowed me to host my compositions on thengamer.com so you can download them easily and have a listen.
This list will grow over time. The following composition are written as a video game/movie theme or ambience.
The Journey Begins - http://K...speedrunwiki.com/TheJourneyBegins.mp3
One After The Other - http://K...speedrunwiki.com/Oneaftertheother.mp3
Walking The Fields - http://K...speedrunwiki.com/Walkingthefields.mp3
Here are my guitar hero songs :-
Close at Heart - http://K...speedrunwiki.com/Close%20at%20Heart.mp3
Building Rapport - http://K...speedrunwiki.com/Building%20Rapport.mp3
On the Verge of a Dream - http://K...speedrunwiki.com/On%20The%20Verge%20of%20a%20Dream.mp3
The Beautiful Life - http://K...speedrunwiki.com/the%20beautiful%20life.mp3
The War - http://K...speedrunwiki.com/The%20War.mp3
Finally - http://K...speedrunwiki.com/On%20The%20Verge%20of%20a%20Dream.mp3
Nostalgic - http://K...speedrunwiki.com/Nostalgic.mp3
Opinions very welcome. Hope you enjoy.
It seems obvious to me you didnt want our help at all and you posted this for some other motive that is currently beyond me. When you ever ask for advice, dont argue against it. It just shows you dont actually want someone's input and were only telling them to boost your pathetic ego by trying to make them agree with you.
The FACT of the matter is that if you are always unhappy when you are alone it is because you have low self esteem and lack any kind of wisdom that will allow you to be successful in this life. So I suggest you work that out before you start dating teenage girls simply because they are easy to lay - and then trying to prove how 'mature' they are by stating they dated a 24 year old.
I'm sure you are quite aware of what you must do but I dont think you care in the slightest. Mostly because you dont appreciate the truly important things and are only aware of the superficial things that lead to a life of anger and bitterness.
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I'm no expert but neither are none of you, and and people who say it's a conspiracy I "think" are just trying to prove something else.... instead... Maybe you are all bush haters? i dunno who knows.
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So... the top half of the building wasn't destroyed as it fell, but the bottom half was... and from this you conclude that the World Trade Center was blown up by the American government, on purpose?
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But it can burn hot enough to soften and hence weaken the metal. This has happened many times before in other fires.
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I guess my problem here is thinking that if I find a girl is attractive, she has earned the priviledge of me being nice to her, just because she's nice to look at or whatever. This is wrong from what you're saying?
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Would my desicion not to start a relationship with her been because males are not attracted to thoes qualities (going back to instincts) and are just concerned about which women will supply sex for them so they can reproduce?
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I believe in that statement, and I believe I exhibit these qualities for the most part. So I guess my question would be why I don't have girls attracted to me sexually.
Girls are attracted to me as a friend, a leader, a nice guy to talk to, and things like that. I can only assume this is because I exhibit those aforementioned qualities. Girls however are not attracted to me sexually.
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They aren't respectful. In a case where I would hold a door open for a girl, this kind of guys would be liable to close the door on the girl and call her a bitch (jokingly sure, but still.)
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If that is true, then what are the qualities which would make a good "boyfriend"? By that I'm talking highschool terms (I'm only 17 keep in mind,) a guy who would just go out with a girl on dates and go back to their house to screw. I am just a 17 year old guy, and eventhough I do believe I am more mature than others and I show those man qualities, I still would like a hot girlfriend I could get some head from now and then.
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Right...this is getting out of hand. These boards are becoming hell for new members with such people as K.., Genesics and Renemesis treating them like dirt. Yeah we know your better then them (You know that did i hear) well then whats the point in dissing someone new, would be you like to be insulted on your first arrival to the elite...No! My point is this, new members are new members or n00bs as so much internet freaks like to call people, and these people come here to learn the strategies for fast times not to be insulted. Everyone was new at somepoint and have gradually respected people such as Paragon etc who have helped them achieve fast times.
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K.. thinks he's great but he isn't, yeah he is the leading player in Australia...what does that make him...Nothing! It means he plays more, learns the strategies quickly but when a new person comes along, he acts like the big tough guy from Australia....and lets face it as i have said before to Neo....Australians suck.
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I know one of your first replies will be a lameass insult back to me or towards british people, well if it is, you'll just be taking the piss outta yourself and the americans aswell. How? You ask...well its simple, you speak english but with a different accent and live in different parts of the world.
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Back to the PdPlum and SexySim thing, i would feel just the same as PDPlum if people were insulting my wife and neice. I thought this was a community with nice people and i can say it is but the odd group of 10 shall i say are just immature and aren't wanted at community like this.
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Just because you haven't heard of me here doesn't mean sh*t.