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#1
Perfect Dark / Re: Chuya's Attack Ship Agent 2:06, stabilised
January 04, 2019, 03:09:21 AM
It looks a lot better.
#2
General Chat / Re: Why am i banned from the elite discord?
December 01, 2018, 10:38:24 AM
This is resolved thanks.
#3
General Chat / Re: Why am i banned from the elite discord?
December 01, 2018, 10:26:18 AM
I dont have access to lobby.
#4
General Chat / Re: Why am i banned from the elite discord?
December 01, 2018, 10:25:29 AM
Thank you.
#5
General Chat / Why am i banned from the elite discord?
December 01, 2018, 10:02:51 AM
I was just banned from the elite discord. Please explain or unban. Thanks.
#6
Announcements / Re: Proof Policy, Moderation & Council Decision Log
November 28, 2018, 08:05:25 PM
I am resigning from the council.
#7
General Chat / Re: *Official Community Poll for the Complete Banning and Removal of [Banned User #7]/CV*
November 28, 2018, 12:26:29 AM
For clarification for my vote I don't endorse any opinions but I think this is a slippery slope and the same logic can be used to remove other people. But I respect the community decision and I hope that this does not affect opinions of me too much (i.e thinking I endorse x opinion).
#8
General Chat / Re: Issues with the elite need to be resolved
November 28, 2018, 12:11:50 AM
I don't think this case should be a council decision. I strongly recommend a public community vote.
#9
General Chat / Re: Issues with the elite need to be resolved
November 27, 2018, 11:59:03 PM
Quote from: mw on November 27, 2018, 11:49:03 PM
Quote from: Alec McDonald on November 27, 2018, 10:47:41 PM
Council made the decision a while back to ban CV from the rankings due to his character.

This vote was 7-1 (with 1 not responding) to remove him entirely.

Which poll. The [Banned User #7] banning poll is 4-4. The 7-1 was about what to do with removed persons, not about removing [Banned User #7] specifically.
#10
General Chat / Re: Issues with the elite need to be resolved
November 27, 2018, 11:56:18 PM
Quote from: KfP1995 on November 27, 2018, 11:35:04 PM
I appreciate your reply on reasoning and how you feel thank you Karl.

On the line of moving forward which do you think would be the best action from your perspective in terms of community leadership and decisions?

I always felt that at the end of the day the community decides what should happen. While I'm on the council I will have a say but if people don't want that I'm fully OK with that. If there is a public vote and people don't want a council that's fine.

I don't necessarily even want to get too into what I think because I'd say most people don't care for it anyway. I'd hope not to become mixed up in future drama and just be relatively peaceful. That's not to say I don't care btw, because I care a lot, but it's just hurting me more than doing me any good.

In this particular instance though I felt it was my duty to wrong a right that was done in the past. Now you can move forward how you want but me and Goose will be absent. Our potential careers are either helped or damaged by the communities actions.

To be clear there were SIX total council members today who were ok with these actions being done, and things were done hastily because of tons of attention being brought to the elite on reddit atm. Again, never fear, you can publicly vote to do what you like now.
#11
General Chat / Re: Issues with the elite need to be resolved
November 27, 2018, 11:29:09 PM
I don't mind if the council is removed and you guys want to do public votes on things. The original decision to ban [Banned User #7] wasn't a public vote and was done pretty quickly tbh. It would be really great to absolve specific members of responsibility with some of these matters because they are getting a lot of backlash for it.

Now that [Banned User #7] is back on the rankings feel free to settle the matter in whatever way you want. If that's a public vote cool, but at least it will be a community decision and definitely not a perceived personal vendetta (as in the case of Goose).

Also, a big fuck you to the people who think hanging out in a discord means you care more about this community. I've been here for almost 20 years and I've seen a lot of good community members come and go. I still run the game almost daily and have more reasons than almost all of you to care about the community or GE. You might not agree with my actions or behaviour but to say I don't care is one of the most moronic things I've heard.
#12
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Goldeneye SpeedLore Series - BACK 2 BACK, Nov 30/Dec 1 (Egypt & 'Chives)
November 25, 2018, 07:58:07 AM
I discovered that you can kill 2nd baron on egypt on the right side of the pillars. First used/seen in my 48 agent.

For archives i was first to used right strafe out of first room. First seen in my 16/55/55 sweep. I got the archives sweep during one of the infamous karl/matt cook/greg lewis week long meet ups. Which mostly consistented of them watching me play. Pwned.
#13
Perfect Dark / Re: *** 10+ Sec Timesave on Investigation PA ***
November 13, 2018, 05:24:25 AM
Though what explains the one frame camspy release which has no lag and still warps up stairs?
#14
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
October 22, 2018, 06:02:06 AM
I love how some people care about a confirmed liar but dont understand or care at all about the fact that making youtube videos is Goose's job. You glady ask Goose to sacrifice his job in order to protect the cheat from imaginary repercussions.
#15
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
October 22, 2018, 04:48:21 AM
#16
GoldenEye 007 / Re: GoldenEye 007 Tutorials
October 18, 2018, 07:19:37 AM
#17
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
October 11, 2018, 09:04:18 AM
Crad all 33
Jung ag 50
Jung sa 53
Jung sa 52
#18
GoldenEye 007 / Re: GoldenEye 007 Tutorials
October 10, 2018, 06:38:45 AM
#19
Perfect Dark / Re: Perfect Dark Tutorials
October 10, 2018, 06:37:38 AM
#20
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
October 10, 2018, 05:08:16 AM
#21
FFA / Unbanned
October 08, 2018, 03:16:22 AM
As a first step towards (potential) reconciliation I have cleared my twitch ban list.

I apologise for overreacting a lot and will work on being less triggered. In the meantime I will still keep relatively distant to avoid said triggering (nothing personal).

I don't hate or have negative feelings to people I just banned people because I don't like being made fun of and perhaps I need I thicker skin.

I do not expect anything from anyone. I think this situation is objectively bad though and hope it gets better.

Thanks.
#22
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
October 07, 2018, 09:07:32 AM
#23
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
October 02, 2018, 07:39:34 AM
#24
General Chat / Re: The Legends of Goldeneye and R White Goose
September 04, 2018, 04:59:32 PM
Thanks for the kind words.
#25
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
September 03, 2018, 12:51:13 PM
#26
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
September 01, 2018, 10:43:08 AM
I edited my previous post above, thanks.
#27
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
September 01, 2018, 10:38:55 AM
Quote from: stefankok on September 01, 2018, 10:31:37 AM
^ The different strategy i'm referring to is pretty much the one he posted on the MK boards, where he shows himself to the guard, closes the mainframe manually and the guard then opens the glass right away at arrival(not noting anything resembling that he bothered planning for the backup). To me it seems that he claimed that that was the strat he used for Agent(since he was being questioned on his 1:31 strat there) and for his 2:03 00A he used the backup(which he claimed earlier than his Agent times), which makes sense to me due to 1:31 and 1:33 being ludicrously fast for 2002 if you're including the backup. But take it for what it is, no reason to discuss this further. Like i said earlier, Steven is the only one who should put effort into proving/disproving the strat.

Ok yeah my last post was mostly mistaken. I was definitely confused about how he described the strat. Apologies.
#28
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
September 01, 2018, 09:34:26 AM
*Removing this post as it was mostly incorrect.*
#29
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
September 01, 2018, 04:31:36 AM
The strat being proven impossible if proof that Steven is a liar.

The burden of proof is on the person claiming that Steven is a liar. The proof of this claim is that the strategy he claims to have done is not possible.

This isn't complicated.
#30
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Is it finally time to REMOVE Andrew Kent from the Elite Rankings?
August 30, 2018, 12:17:46 PM
Henning being on the PD ranks is an injustice. Whomever made the decision at the time made the incorrect choice and allowed him to remain.

Removing him now though would be an even bigger injustice because Henning has since put time into the game, and he shouldnt have to pay for someone elses mistake and have that time be for nothing.
#31
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
August 28, 2018, 08:10:34 AM
There is some confusion about my clip and people are erroneously claiming that I got a super boost. It is not a super boost and if you think so you don't understand what a super boost is.
#32
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
August 27, 2018, 07:06:25 AM
#33
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
August 24, 2018, 01:43:05 PM
I feel as though Steven started making false claims in 2001. In 2001 he started making ridiculous claims and they just got more and more ridiculous as time went on.

Now the only claims we could prove are false beyond reasonable doubt are the aztec claims, but there are other really questionable ones before that.

Everything 2000 and before was likely legit.
#34
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
August 24, 2018, 01:33:05 PM
To be clear, Steven's behaviour is not enough to have his times backrolled. This angle was probably pushed too hard.

Anyways. Again im sorry if I had the wrong impression of your motives. However all of your posts are slanted in one direction, and you were arguing points that arent even relevant or have any bearing (i.e that steven claims to have tapes, or that Eise witnessed a time). And this seems to be a distraction from the important details. So i got frustrated at that. And to clarify im not saying nitpicking irrelevant shit is necessarily bad or that i shouldnt be corrected, just that it is annoying if done a lot.

#35
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
August 24, 2018, 12:46:07 PM
Yes it seems quite obvious to me you have a motive. Im sorry if i'm wrong but thats how I see it. You actually do ignore the evidence though, what I said wasnt wrong. Steve had described his strategy twice and produced a video, you ignored both and singled out an excerpt from a 3rd party that severely lacked in detail and didnt even mention the required information. I think you are too smart for that to be chalked up to ignorance.

Then you mischaracterised our position. Again, you are too smart for this to be an accident in my opinion. The core of our argument is technical information about the game, and the fact that Steven's claims are both not possible and too slow. Steven's behviour is circumstancial and builds on the core argument.

If you disagree you can argue with counter evidence or data. But you provide neither, and instead attempt to pick apart irrelevant details.

Steven has made a claim about the strategy he used. This can, and has been tested rigorously. The tests conclude that the claim made is a false claim. Every other legitimate strategy that has been found has been immediately replicated and confirmed (i.e original glass strat, depot warp, caverns mine throw). Goldeneye isnt quantum physics, if a strat can be replicated it will be easy to do so. The odds become even lower when you factor in that Steven himself cannot replicate it and even if it were possible it is too slow. These details alone give complete justification for labelling Steven a liar. Remember, he claims to have executed the strategy multiple times, but no one else can do so a single time in 16 years or with TAS/save states.

All other evidence regarding his behaviour makes the case even stronger, but isnt even necessary.
#36
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
August 24, 2018, 11:48:44 AM
Just so others are clear, Shadow's posts are full of fake news, bias, and deception.

The strategy put forward by Steven is not possible according to the theory we know, and is not replicable. On top of this, it isn't even fast enough to produce the times he claimed, even using modern technique. This isn't a matter of 'his behaviour is similar to a cheater', please don't be deceived by such a blatant straw man.

On top of the technical data and evidence we can produce, every single other piece of circumstantial evidence also fits the conclusion that Steven is lying. Those stating that there is not sufficient evidence to confirm either way are obviously not rational and are intentionally ignoring the available evidence.

QuoteQuote from: Wyst3r on Today at 03:21:15 AM
Did he mention if he closed it himself or if it was already closed?

According to Disco's description of what Zwartjes told him (quoted above), it sounds like it was already closed to me.

This is a clear case of trying to muddy the waters and shows clear bias. Shadow intentionally ignores the fact that Steven clearly described closing the mainframe door twice, and even posted a video of his strategy where he closes the mainframe. He then claims that a second-hand recounting of the strategy indicates an opposite fact by simple omission.

The people defending Steven react emotionally and ignore every piece of evidence that doesn't fit their narrative. Instead of actually disputing the evidence that the strategy is both not possible and is not quick enough, they distract with straw man arguments and appeals to emotion.
#37
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
August 24, 2018, 10:04:03 AM
QuoteYou are luring the wrong guy  Wink
u have to lure the one that is standing next to the gate that is opening and closing not the one in the back.
when u lure him closing the gate right after that he should be slow and open it some later.
at that time u are already standing next to the glass that has to open. SHoot some bullets now and hide in the place behind the wall near the mainframe.
Now he has to open the door for you.
chances are so small he is doing that because sometimes he even comes running straight to you
but it is possible after u have tried 10 hours u know it is

QuoteAll guys gone except the one behind the mainframe door.strafe to him.show yourself and by doing this let the door rise.he should be slow and open it some later again.back up and get in the place next to the glassdoor.shoot a few bullets on the door where guy comes out. (dont hit him  Wink)
the bullets make an indication for the computer to the place u have been the last (while shooting).
the place u shoot last is the place where the enemy will try to find u IF he did not have eye contact with u and follows the noise.

(I made loads of advantage of this in the early LTK days  Smiley like runway the guys keep appearing if u kill them, the trick is to lure them with a shot and then hide.
the guard will walk to the place u took your shot.of course u where shooting near a wall so the guy stands there stupidly with his face towards the wall  Grin) Do this with all guards and u have a safe walk to the plane Smiley)

Anyways back to Aztec:
the moment the door is about to go down (this is about right after u took your shot) hide quickly in the spot near the mainframe. the guard walks to the glassdoor and should open it immediately.
this is where it gets fucked up because there is only guard who is willing to do it instead of the 3 guards in the strat u guys all use thus chances are absurdly low for it to happen.but if u have patience it will happen.

Steven made two descriptions of his strategy himself which noted that the mainframe door was open. The second-hand description from Disco does not mention if the door is open or closed at all, and of course, doesn't come from Steven.
#38
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
August 24, 2018, 03:39:28 AM
The strategy he described previously was showing himself to that guard (instead of shooting through the closed mainframe) which required the mainframe to be open. This old strat was even slower than the new one he posted in the recent vid (shooting through mainframe).

I used the vid he posted of his strat...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2igchKfmWBc
#39
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
August 24, 2018, 01:59:14 AM
I'm surprised no one has pointed this out yet but Steven's strat is actually considerably slower than the current 2 guard strat.

The main time loss happens because he has to pause after the glass opens, instead of pausing while waiting for the guards to open it. So he immediately loses 4 seconds because of this.

Compared with the current 2 guard strat he closes the mainframe before going to the glass about 3 seconds faster. When he gets to the glass he has to aim and shoot to alert this guard. He loses time here not only because he has to aim for the shoot but also because the animations using the 2 guard strategy finish quite a bit earlier than you can achieve by getting to the glass and shooting (hopefully that makes sense). This means with the 2 guard strat the guards are running into position earlier (and you spend less time at the glass). Approximate time loss 2 seconds?

The following bit is based on optimal timing, which would be extremely difficult to achieve. With the current strat the guards open the glass when they get into position so there is no timing involved. But with Steven's strat you have to start the next process as soon as the guard gets into position or you're bleeding time. Any hesitation will be absolute time loss. Now, once the guard gets into position he has to move from his current location (in the corner) to where he can shoot near the guard, another 1 second lost + time to aim and shoot. Once he has shot he then has to pause which costs 4 seconds. You'll notice in the demonstration video before pausing steven ducks back behind the wall, this is because if you pause immediately after shooting the guard will hammer you. So there is extra time lost here before pausing.

Please correct me if you have more concrete calculations but it seems like Steven's strategy is at theoretical best at least 5 seconds slower than the 2 guards strategy. That's if you use TAS like timing, aiming, and execution. Further more, the end strategies used at the time were sub optimal so he would have bled some time there.

This makes 1:31 far better than the 1:26 Clemens achieved in 2010. Please correct me if I missed something.
#40
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: [POLL] Should Steven Zwartjes be removed from the rankings?
August 23, 2018, 11:08:16 AM
Can we get some verbal nods that it is ok to allow proven Steven Z times on the ranks. They would be the handful of proven times from '98 (the times of the runs themselves, not the best time).

Also can we get clarification that Steven is not 'banned', but just can only post proven times. I think this is the best outcome.
#41
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
August 23, 2018, 11:06:33 AM
Quote from: AZ on August 23, 2018, 10:35:08 AM
The difference between Henning's Cav 00A 1:33 and Zwartjes' proven records from 1998 is that Henning did all the splicing before he got/claimed Cav 1:33 on a meeting (and probably after the meeting too). I'm not even fighting for Archives 17 to be up since it has no video. However, having Zwartjes' proven times up vs Henning's "proven" times up is not the same logic and I'm sorry that my arguments get twisted and deliberately misinterpreted and that you choose to draw the wrong conclusions from fair, reasonable and objective standpoints/questions. Henning, for instance, was never banned from PD despite him doing much worse things than Zwartjes i.e. faking videos. I'm asking why Zwartjes' proven times also were removed? It even contradicts the policy. Shouldn't he be treated like all the other cheaters before him?

Steven had no linked videos on his page or his PR history, so there was no proven times to backroll to. I don't think Steven is 'banned' and I don't think there would be a problem with any proven times being on the ranks. I will raise with the council to try to get this to happen.
#42
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
August 23, 2018, 09:41:58 AM
Removing post here because it is not worth it. Reasonable people see this situation for what it is.

Not going to get sucked in trying to move an immovable object.
#43
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
August 23, 2018, 08:38:47 AM
Quote from: stevenZ on August 19, 2018, 07:19:17 PM
I need to play 10 hours straight to get something decent to work. My skilllevel dropped, the desire to play 10 hours straight

@stefankok

Steven is claiming he needs to play 10 hours 'straight' to get his strat to work. It's a fake excuse as to why he can't replicate it. I was pointing out that in the past he got it to work in 1 hour. There is no mechanical or logical reason why he would need to play '10 hours straight' in order to replicate his proposed strategy. Also his 'skill level' has nothing to do with anything. You don't need any skill to get the glass opening strategy to work. You can use any cheat you want to get into position and get the set up you want. All he needs to do is a proof of concept for the strat he laid out previously.
#44
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
August 23, 2018, 08:13:34 AM
QuoteEdit: I tried forcing the sidestep/sidehop/running sideways animations and as I suspected, the game checks for obstacles (such as the glass door) and will always chose a direction that leads away from it. So as long as the guard is close enough to the glass, he won't step/hop/run towards it.

This is your quote Henrik. Steven's strat relied on the guard running to the glass door and opening it (once you shoot near the guard). You've stated here that the game will never allow this to happen due to the way the game checks for obstacles.

Ergo, the strat is impossible.

QuoteJust to clarify, it's impossible according to our current understanding of how glass openings work.
#45
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
August 22, 2018, 09:53:21 PM
A witnessed time was never proof. Witnessed times were accepted without proof, they werent proven.

Im going to drop this now. What you say ends up being nonsense because you dont understand how the rankings work on a fundamental level. You say you arent arguing the opposite, but arguing that a time should be on the ranks without evidence is literally arguing that you believe the time happened. Unproven times remain on the ranks because we believe they happened, not because we cant prove they didnt happen.

Im glad this ancient, antiquited way of thinking died out.
#46
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
August 22, 2018, 09:21:31 PM
I dont exaggerate. It is just that you dont believe Henrik when he says the strategy is impossible. You are willing to believe a claim without proof, but unwilling to believe a claim with mountains of evidence and something that can be proven.

Also anecdotel evidence is not proof last time I checked.

Now you're claiming that we are wrong even though all the evidence matches what we say.

#47
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
August 22, 2018, 09:07:09 PM
I dont have a problem with any of his proven times being on the ranks. And I dont have a problem with any future proven times being on the ranks. Hell, Ill even give him back his aztec times if he demonstrates on video the impossible strat he described previously.

This is another case where he had lied too many times for any unproven times to remain.
#48
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
August 22, 2018, 11:16:34 AM
I used to play through a very old (wooden frame) TV which only had a coaxial input. All of the VCRs I've ever encountered had RCA inputs so you could record gameplay at least. If you had a super old TV you'd need a different cable to go to your TV. I'm not sure what problem you had specifically but I don't recall any players having trouble with VCR recording.

The biggest hurdle at the time was getting something onto a PC, which is what most people had issues with. But there were plenty of people willing to offer that service. Steven also had many players in close proximity that would do this as well. So especially in his case it was very easy to record something and give to the them to upload.
#49
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
August 22, 2018, 10:52:57 AM
Quote from: KVD on August 22, 2018, 10:44:31 AM


The grandfathering principle should be applied here to some extent if you ask me though (he was active in a time when video proof was hard to come by).

To clarify, this is incorrect. In 2002 video proof was not hard to come by. Every top player was taping runs and every household had a VCR. Hell, VCRs were even dirt cheap in 2002 because of DVD's coming out. As someone who was an active player in 2000 and beyond I can assure you that those who wanted to tape runs and produce videos never had issues. At worst, video distribution was delayed, as methods of recording were abundant at the time and many players accepted VCR tapes (in fact they were demanding them) so that they could upload them on behalf of other players.

Steven actively refused to make videos or record runs. Please read his post history, he was regularly pressed to create videos but always refused and pushed back. It was a conscious effort on his part to produce no evidence.

Example: https://forums.the-elite.net/index.php?topic=7176.msg16287#msg16287 - A funny irony is that in this topic Steven states that Tim is legit. Tim would then go on to lie about many PD times and get banned  :nesquik:
#50
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
August 22, 2018, 10:38:59 AM
Quote from: KVD on August 22, 2018, 10:14:39 AM
^100% agree



Read the last lines of that Sagan quote especially.

I'm glad we agree that Steven requires evidence of his times to be ranked on this website.
#51
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
August 22, 2018, 10:37:26 AM
I'm not going to outline everything specific but here are some general reasons why he was removed.

1) He has never proven a single one of his PB's. While there are some ancient vids from '98 showing non best runs with best time, these are only evidence of the runs themselves. Gamesharking best times has been popular since 98 and beyond. When I say he has never proven a single PB I mean exactly that, not a single one. This isn't enough to get someone removed but the problem is that when you don't have any proof and you're a confirmed liar it becomes a problem.
2) Steven lied about his aztec times and strategy. I have no idea what Shadow means when he says "Henrik saying that as he understands it the strat wouldn't work.", is this supposed to downplay this or something? Henrik has confirmed through studying the mechanics of the game that a single guard strat can never work. On top of us having a mechanistic understanding of the way the guards open the glass, we also had many people trying the strat both at the time and over the years. To claim that the strat being not doable is just a hunch or a guess is either ignorant or disingenuous. 
2.1 In older posts Steven claimed to have executed the strat multiple times. He has been documented saying that it took him '1 hour' to get it to work (now it has changed to 10 hours), plus he has his claimed PR's + the multiple successful attempts you need in order to actually get PB's. These claims have been confirmed beyond reasonable doubt to lies as the strat is impossible, and also it is unreasonable that at the time he got it to work multiple times but then in the 16 years following could not get it a single time on vid (not be steven nor anyone else).
3) Steven was indeed pushed many times in the past to provide videos, which he refused to do. There are many posts of other members attempting to get him to record times which he always declined, and in fact in one instance became enraged at the idea of having to provide proof.
4) Aztec isn't the only insane claim he has made. In 2001 he claimed 4:25 control OOA which was a 9 second untied at the time and faster than the SA record (and much faster than his SA PR at the time). This just doesn't happen in reality. Never before, or since has the SA record been faster than 00A record, and for good reason. When he made the claim he said he had a new strat which he said he would unveil but he never did, and it was never mentioned again. He also made other insane claims like b1 17 obj A fail in 2001.
5) his general attitude has been indicative of someone who is a compulsive liar. If you read his old posts he makes certifiably false claims about reality. Such as claiming he has 'tons of proof' for GE even though he had never proven a single PB, and claiming that he had records on tape or online but they had vanished (in reality they never existed). As mentioned before he became irate when pushed for video proof claiming that he was above it and already proven enough to have to provide and videos.
6) he also made that unbelievable mk64 claim, which that community even removed even though their proof standards are ridiculously low and pretty shameful. The scrolling proof he provided doesn't match reality (discussed in goose's video) as it showed a large jump instead of small increments. This flies in the face of every single other piece of data we have on other players and how non shortcut records are improved. Again, if you look at this as a single piece of evidence it may not seem like 100% proof, but it is definitely a smoking gun and when combined with every other factor the only reasonable conclusion is that the time is fabricated, or cheated.
7) His recent posts attacking the community for demanding proof and being sceptical mirrors proven cheaters like todd rogers and billy mitchell. We've seen this behaviour before, and in fact it's pretty embarrassing steven would use what seems to be a note for note response with other cheaters. But he seems to be quite ignorant of speedrunning/high scores these days and what most people are aware of.

there is only one thing that reasonably explains everything that has happened. If you don't think all the evidence points towards Steven being a liar then I really think that's on you, because most reasonable people will disagree. And again I must stress, Steven hasn't proven a single PB, so given that there is so much evidence that he falsified times we just can't let his times stand without evidence.

Now I'll clear up a couple of counter arguments.

1) Why now? Multiple reasons. Firstly, when you look at things from a distance you're able to see the entire picture so you can get a better understanding of the situation. At the time Steven made claims slowly over multiple years and as he provided no videos etc there is no way to confirm he is lying (until of course he explains a strat that is impossible). I think time brings more objectivity as well. You can hardly claim that we are jumping to conclusions given that most of this happened 15 years ago. Also, we now have an established history of liars and cheaters that we can use as examples and as learning tools to help find more cheaters.
2) Steven was a good player! So was every other cheater that was exposed. In fact the irony is that Steven was in a position to make false claims while others weren't. He already had credibility so he knew he could claim anything and people would believe him. But if you still don't understand how having credibility will make people want to make false claims I'm not sure what would convince you. We have soooo many examples in this day and age of world class people lying and cheat that it absolutely baffles my mind that people still make this crazy assumption that being a good player makes you somehow impervious to lying? This is so ignorant it's crazy. Every sport has tons of the best players exposed for doping, cheating, you name it. Even our own community had people like Henning who was a world class player and went to great lengths to fake videos. Remember, making a false claim is FAR easier than splicing a vid. If a top play is willing to splice, it is even more reasonable that ancient players also made false claims.

Happy to clarify.
#52
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
August 21, 2018, 02:51:48 AM
Steven has been compulsively lying since at least 2001. All details will be revealed in time.
#53
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: [POLL] Should Steven Zwartjes be removed from the rankings?
August 19, 2018, 11:22:40 AM
Steven Z's situation is even worse than any recent members are aware. But I'll give you a run down of what we can say for sure.

1. He has NO PROOF of ANY of his world records. I'm not exaggerating. He literally never proved a single one of his records. This is astounding given how many untied records he got, and some pretty famous ones. For example he untied dam 54, archives 17, runway ag 23. Before he posted his aztec times he claimed control 00A 4:25 which was a NINE second untied at the time (and considerably faster than his SA PR AND the SA WR, this just doesn't happen folks). I'm of the opinion this claim was Steven testing his limits, a precursor to his later aztec claims.
2. He is a confirmed liar, and claimed world records that were obviously false.
3. His recent behaviour confirms shady, deceitful behaviour (posting gamesharked vid).

So to sum up, this guy has literally no proof of any records, has claimed false records in this game (and likely others), and continues to deny any of this and even is STILL lying and being shady.

I've wanted him gone for a long time but I was waiting for Goose's video on him to shed more light.

Seriously, go through his WR history. When you realise none of it has any evidence whatsoever and he is a known liar you'll see how insane it is that he is still on the ranks.
#54
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
August 18, 2018, 08:34:28 AM
Pwned
#55
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
August 17, 2018, 09:57:37 AM
Steven Z is the most successful con man in the history of the elite.

When even Jimbo is cringing you know you've reached legendary levels of cringe.
#56
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: [POLL] Should [Banned User #7] be banned from the rankings?
August 14, 2018, 11:39:39 PM
Give him a warning. There is no rule etc (not that there needs to be) that will indicate you will get banned from the rankings if you act dumb on discord etc. So i think it should be made clear to give him or anyone else an opportunity to make that decision.

In saying that i disagree with the idea in general. People have bullied me consistently for years in this community and now you claim to have standards? Give me a break. If you ban [Banned User #7] please ban half the people frequenting the elite discord while youre at it.
#57
GoldenEye 007 / Re: World Records Tiers & Good Time Index (GTI)
August 10, 2018, 01:31:58 PM
Whether or not a time is tied doesnt tell us anything about the strength of the time. That is more dependant on who has invested time into the level.

Tiers are based on a combination of the skill and luck required to achieve a time.
#58
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
August 08, 2018, 09:00:22 AM
Quote from: Vermin on August 06, 2018, 04:29:12 PM
Quote from: Wuldntuliktono on August 06, 2018, 02:27:45 PM
38.6 is 52 pace so a 37 quitout would be like 51 to 52 pace lol. So 38 to 39 quitout is 53 pace.

36.8 quitout is 52.

36.8 quitout is not 52. The vast majority of runs will require a .6 decimal to get down to the next second barrier. .7 at max with the quickest endings (which appear to be a bit random) which are very rare.
#59
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Will bunker 1 agent 17 pass Dam 53 as the longest standing world record?
July 28, 2018, 11:48:27 AM
No.
#60
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
July 27, 2018, 12:57:19 PM
Yes. 1 more boost was 16 i.e from key to glass door.
#61
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
July 27, 2018, 09:31:48 AM
#62
FFA / Re: M Strat pre-announcement
July 27, 2018, 12:07:24 AM
The M stands for 'Make you wait'.
#63
FFA / Re: β Strat Pre-Pre-Announcement
July 21, 2018, 10:29:47 AM
This reminds me of all the times I wrestled with my anaconda while pondering new strats.
#64
FFA / Re: I would wait for a nade for ya
July 20, 2018, 09:26:12 AM
Underrated post.
#65
FFA / Re: M Strat pre-announcement
July 20, 2018, 09:14:40 AM
Quote from: Whiteted on July 20, 2018, 08:52:28 AM
...Evidently there is no evidence yet...

:kappa:
#66
FFA / Re: Flickerform mass downvoting my crash site video
July 05, 2018, 08:42:08 AM
It's ironic that you're telling me to fuck off when you and your clique spend a lot of your time shit talking about me.
#67
FFA / Re: Flickerform mass downvoting my crash site video
July 05, 2018, 08:16:09 AM


Despite there being screenshots in this very topic of flicker being in discord and literally responding to the video, he now claims he was 'asleep' at the time.

I guess it was so long ago you've forgotten your story.
#68
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Goldeneye Facts Topic (Speedrunning ONLY!)
July 03, 2018, 03:35:17 AM
I was 2nd in 2001.
#69
Perfect Dark / Re: **ATTN EVERYONE**
July 01, 2018, 01:09:02 AM
Using c buttons is better. You tap c button then as long as you have released it you can press it again and youll start moving. Using z you have to wait till the level starts. Using c buttons you dont have to wait, just tap then as long as youre using same c buttons to move you wont get stuck.

I have switched from z to c buttons and i think it is much better.
#70
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
June 30, 2018, 12:28:23 PM
Ci 45
Def 18
#71
FFA / Strength of cock continuous update thread
June 17, 2018, 04:27:34 AM
8/10 erectile strength this morning cause i didnt watch porn yesterday.
#72
Archived Elite Council [Public] / [ARCHIVED] David Clemens investigation agent 1:11
June 17, 2018, 12:35:44 AM
This time was a wr when claimed but had no video prood as far as i was aware. It was already established long ago that wr claims require video prood.

Proof calls at this time were almost non existent however the policy should have been enforced.

So, was there a video? And if not, the time (including 1:10) should be backrolled to fastest proven time.
#73
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Strength of World Records Continuous Update Thread
June 15, 2018, 11:14:24 PM
With egypt 44 what has happened is that the honeymoon period after i got the time has passed and i can evaluate the strength of the time without bias. Honestly it may even be tier 5. It is legit an easy time to get. It is less tight than 45 was with the old strats as the warp saves 1 second over the crounch strat but you can still easily use 2.x saving 1.3 total. The only difficulty is that the warp is tricky but that gets offset somewhat by the fact that you no longer need the best barron deaths cause you have an extra .3.
#74
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Strength of World Records Continuous Update Thread
June 15, 2018, 11:11:06 AM
I think Fac 43 should be considered for dropping down to tier 4. It was possibly tier 3 without any of the new strats (most notably the right strafe strat heading into labs saving .2) but it really isn't that strong anymore. All of the other tier 3 times are far harder than 43 and some of the tier 4 times are well.

I also think frig 105 should be tier 3 given the low odds.

I also think egypt 44 should be demoted to tier 4 because it is also much easier than other tier 3 times.

Also with the mainframe strat I use depot 39 is tier 5. I was getting 39 pace mainframe completes every 15-30 mins, took a couple of hours total to get with the new strat and had several 39 pace missed TS before I got it.
#75
FFA / Re: NEWS & POLITICS MEGATHREAD: Shitposts, Reasoned Argument & Everything in Between
June 12, 2018, 02:36:10 AM
Insane photo.
#76
FFA / Re: Hi
May 12, 2018, 02:58:10 AM
You know me but have you met my cock.
#77
Perfect Dark / Re: Retirement as Proof Moderator
May 06, 2018, 09:58:48 AM
A sincere thanks for the work youve done Jono.
#78
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Goldeneye Lore Series - E14 Surface 1 SA (late Saturday, April 28th)
May 04, 2018, 09:00:45 AM
Hey your notes say Randy tied 1:53 in 2001, but according to the WR database, it was 2002.
#79
FFA / Re: c0ck stending 2 foot tall
May 01, 2018, 11:13:11 AM
yeah pov bj coming when i get a 6 pack (should be soon)
#80
FFA / Re: c0ck stending 2 foot tall
May 01, 2018, 10:30:55 AM
Guinness just called. My cock is gonna be in the 2019 edition.
#81
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: New PD Proof Mod on The Elite Council
April 30, 2018, 05:30:10 AM
I also do not see why being a proof mod would automatically put you on the council.

All of the council members have a pretty long established history of being involved with community discussions etc. im not really familiar with MW at all which indicates the history is not there. Being an enforcer is different to being a legislator.

Also the logic that 'if someone can have x power, they should have x + y power' doesnt seem to be logical to me. I disagree with it. There should be a very good reason for having every specific power.

As far as im aware not all council members have proof mod powers either. So if youre going to enforce that policy please enable me with the power to edit the rankings. Plus all other council members.
#82
Perfect Dark / Re: THREE THINGS I need to know about Attack Ship (ATTN: TOP PLAYERS, Wyst3r & Icy)
April 28, 2018, 09:11:18 AM
Are all these tested using 60fps? What does n64 run at that point and how does the frame rate affect the cycle rate/odds.
#83
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Goldeneye Lore Series - E14 Surface 1 SA (late Saturday, April 28th)
April 27, 2018, 12:54:40 AM
I was the first person to utilise the side GL boosts. First seen in my 1:53 videos.
#84
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Question about odd Cradle ending (killed in action, time saved)
April 24, 2018, 12:59:34 PM
IMO it does not count because the mission status is 'Killed in Action', not 'Completed'.

The time saved and the objections were completed but you didn't complete the mission.
#85
FFA / Re: ATTN: Noah "Flux" Latour
April 19, 2018, 10:07:58 AM
Where the vids tbh
#86
FFA / c0ck stending 2 foot tall
April 13, 2018, 02:35:40 PM
60cm bone pressed erect length
#87
FFA / Re: Guitar Hero meets Goldeneye... why has no one tried this???
April 13, 2018, 12:46:50 AM
Cock
#88
FFA / Re: Guitar Hero meets Goldeneye... why has no one tried this???
April 11, 2018, 11:33:59 AM
Quote from: Icy on April 11, 2018, 05:41:33 AM
Even if you had a perfect set of inputs on a level like S2 Agent, lag is pretty random and you would quickly desynch. When I did TASing, I would lose up to a tenth in lag just based on what frame I would start the level on, and the rest of gameplay is just as bad.

I was pretty pretty robotic on dam agent and would lose tenths for literally no reason for this reason. I don't think enough people appreciate this variable enough.
#89
FFA / Re: *** PERFECT DARK RANKINGS OVERHAUL ***
April 07, 2018, 01:54:28 AM
Quote from: ohmss on April 06, 2018, 04:09:42 AM
I actually thought about this a while ago. I think it would be a great change for PD (D)LTK, where the real time / game time ratio went out of control. But that is for the guys to decide who are actually involved with that league.

A far easier solution is to just ban pausing.
#90
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Is Karlpap legit?
April 04, 2018, 10:22:19 AM
I dunno man. If you look at my PR history I could easily pull off a sick Kapap part in a month.
#91
FFA / Re: *** PERFECT DARK RANKINGS OVERHAUL ***
April 01, 2018, 11:46:11 AM
It seems like a big change but moving forward people will thank us for making it.
#92
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Goldeneye Lore Series - TONIGHT EP12 (Bunker 2 00A)
March 28, 2018, 09:13:11 AM
For the record I had like 5 or 6 36's on ooa before I got 35. It is really bad to play with that strat because most of the time trev doesnt die. Then you get back boosted entering the hut most of the time by the drone or guard. Then if you get through both of those obstacles you have a good chance of dying on the comp.

Anyone saying that the old strat was easy are looking at history with rose tinted glases and tbh are totally clueless.
#93
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Goldeneye Lore Series - TONIGHT EP12 (Bunker 2 00A)
March 28, 2018, 06:35:57 AM
Quote from: Icy on March 28, 2018, 06:28:21 AM
Sammy's SA 0:35 which was achieved while everyone was playing the drone strat, demonstrating how easy and underplayed Cradle 0:35s really were. There are probably more 0:35s with nades during the drone strat gold rush.

You completely ignore the biggest issue with the level before the drone strat. Sure, it's easy to do the nade strat when you already know the drone strat. However, when you are getting 1 potential run every 30-60 mins it's a different story. You seem to be suggesting that nerves aren't a factor in this.

The irony is that nerves play the BIGGEST factor of all, in any run.
#94
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
March 24, 2018, 03:06:51 AM
A 37 quitout does not mean 53. It has to be 37.6.

I don't think that run was 53. To get 53 boostless 1.2 the run has to be really good.
#95
FFA / Re: Pick your poison.
March 17, 2018, 03:07:20 AM
Water, red bull or a red cordial.
#96
Announcements / Re: Proof Policy, Moderation & Council Decision Log
March 13, 2018, 09:41:08 PM
Quote from: TheFlash on March 13, 2018, 09:35:06 PM
Quote from: Alec M. on March 13, 2018, 09:11:39 PM
Old news now. If the tape isn't in mine or Jonathan's hands it's gg tbh.
That topic you linked is from 2002....he's had 16 years to get his proof issues sorted.  :nesquik:

This seems very wrong.

He passed the proof call according to the standards of the day, it's not his responsibility to keep the videos forever, it's the site's responsibility.

Proof called December 2001 - https://forums.the-elite.net/index.php?topic=6370.msg102457
Confirmation by the proof mod and site updater - https://forums.the-elite.net/index.php?topic=6735.msg115505

If you're going to remove any of the times requested in the proof call that were proven to the day's standards, you'll also have to remove every time from players such as SnapDragon that don't have a currently available video as well.

Pretty sure he was talking about Kent.

Come on people!
#97
Announcements / Re: Proof Policy, Moderation & Council Decision Log
March 13, 2018, 09:17:45 PM
Quote from: Alec M. on March 13, 2018, 09:11:39 PM
Quote from: Alka Maass on March 13, 2018, 07:53:12 PM
Quote from: AZ on March 13, 2018, 07:00:24 PM
This action appears very inconsistent at first glance but perhaps the council decided to keep Vulpex ranked in PD because another player - Keefer - is ranked even higher but also with 0/63 proof.
I don't think he should be removed, apparently he did have tape proof in the past according to this post: https://forums.the-elite.net/index.php?topic=6232.msg147034#msg147034



Old news now. If the tape isn't in mine or Jonathan's hands it's gg tbh.
That topic you linked is from 2002....he's had 16 years to get his proof issues sorted.  :nesquik:

Pretty sure he was referring to Keefer.
#98
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ATTN: EVERYONE (URGENT)
March 13, 2018, 06:10:47 PM
What a hero.
#99
GoldenEye 007 / Re: RTA vs IGT Timing Investigation
March 13, 2018, 04:00:57 PM
who timed my fac agent run and what method did you use to do so.
#100
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ATTN: EVERYONE (URGENT)
March 13, 2018, 10:45:51 AM
If someone downloaded my facility agent 43 that would be great because it's gone. I will be backing up everything to YT in the future.
#101
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
March 09, 2018, 05:51:49 PM
statue ooa 218
statue sa 218
#102
Perfect Dark / Re: The Perfect Dark SpeedLore Series : Episode 1 (Defection PA - Lucid Dreams)
March 08, 2018, 03:13:55 PM
Claim/removal of sucram and any cool lucid threads would be good.
#103
Perfect Dark / Re: The Perfect Dark SpeedLore Series : Episode 1 (Defection PA - Lucid Dreams)
March 08, 2018, 07:31:33 AM
Thanks for making the topic dude.
#104
GoldenEye 007 / Re: February 2018 Proof Call
March 04, 2018, 01:40:00 AM
He is in the proof call.
#105
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
March 03, 2018, 11:02:51 AM
While handling may be easier on jungle for PAL, I don't believe it to be slower. For all intents and purposes it may be easier to get a decent run on PAL, but if you compare similar runs I believe that ntsc will be quicker.

I just want it to be on the record that I believe ntsc jungle to be quicker, even if more difficult.
#106
GoldenEye 007 / Re: **What's the deal with Ace's videos being removed? Is he banned?**
March 03, 2018, 09:41:47 AM
Spliced/faked videos are found after they have passed the initial proof call quite often. Henning's runs were caught years after they passed proof call. Video's need to remain available for scrutiny at all times so that future develops in tech/knowledge can reevaluate old vids.

It doesn't imply that rankings can change day-to-day as that is an administrative thing. We don't have to remove a time because the video has vanished, but the time is no longer verified.

I have been made aware that Ace's videos are backed up so a proof call is not required.
#107
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Should we remove Ace from the Rankings until he makes his videos public?
March 03, 2018, 09:34:44 AM
For further clarification, if we did not already have the vids I would agree with this proposition.
#108
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Should we remove Ace from the Rankings until he makes his videos public?
March 03, 2018, 09:31:08 AM
I  just learned that all the vids are backed up already. So I'd be fine with a complete freeze on his page, and any further PR's need to go through a proof call first before being posted so that we can back them up and upload them to a 3rd party account before the times are updated on the ranks.

I'm not in favour of removing his times given that we already have the vids and I think a permanent freeze of his page is sufficient punishment enough. Once the reuploaded vids are linked on his page and his page is frozen we can set and forget about this moving forward.
#109
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Proof Policy requires update regarding removing videos
March 03, 2018, 09:24:38 AM
So I've heard that all the vids are backed up, making this redundant.
#110
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
March 03, 2018, 08:36:43 AM
depot ooa 47
depot ooa 46
archives ooa 53
Runway sa 22
#111
Archived Elite Council [Public] / [ARCHIVED] Proof Policy requires update regarding removing videos
March 03, 2018, 06:37:26 AM
It was addressed previously in the council but not added to the proof policy. Previously the council was in agreement that if a player removes their videos they will be subject to another proof call.

People are still under the impression that as long as you pass the initial proof call your time is proven forever, which I very strongly disagree with. If you are able to pass a proof call and then remove your videos this will allow a giant window for people to upload spliced videos that may not be caught upon first viewing, and then swiftly removing their video afterwards so the run cannot be further scrutinised.

This should be a blanket rule including WR's and UWR's.
#112
Announcements / Re: Proof Policy, Moderation & Council Decision Log
March 03, 2018, 06:28:31 AM
How does it make the elite look bad? Why would someone place the blame on the elite if a person makes their video private or deletes them?

It makes Ace look bad, not anyone else.
#113
GoldenEye 007 / Re: **What's the deal with Ace's videos being removed? Is he banned?**
March 03, 2018, 06:25:35 AM
Quote from: ohmss on March 03, 2018, 04:51:42 AM
And what's the purpose of such a proof call? I don't see any reason to re-verify the legitimacy of these records. So the WR page will have dead links until April 1st? Come on guys, you are better than that.

It's baffling what a salty kid Ace (still) is, but also it seems like the situation is handled poorly. I agree with Luke that this (unnecessarily) makes the-elite look very stupid, randomly temp-banning and re-proof calling their champion and showcasing dead links.

Can you please outline the way it should be handled in your opinion that is better.

Also times are only proven if they can be verified at any given moment. If you remove a video or make proof unavailable for viewing the time is no longer proven or verified.
#114
GoldenEye 007 / Re: **What's the deal with Ace's videos being removed? Is he banned?**
March 03, 2018, 04:36:54 AM
The consensus in the council when this discussion happened previously is that times are subject to proof call again.
#115
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
March 03, 2018, 02:10:04 AM
Proven that PAL is fastest? Please show me that proof. In my opinion NTSC is faster always than PAL when it comes to movement. PAL might be easier to handle because of smoother framerate but bleeds time.

For example on streets you bleed around half a second per minute on PAL vs NTSC.
#116
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Is it finally time to REMOVE Andrew Kent from the Elite Rankings?
February 24, 2018, 01:03:59 PM
I can go and quote where you said 'i know a guy who cheated in another community but im not trying to ban him.' I told you that this is not a ban, just a removal until evidence is provided. Specifically for the reason that there is no proof vids to analyse, no crazy impossible claimed times to find. No evidence of cheating so it is not a ban. But there is suspicious behavior. He was contacted for a proof call which he ignored. His page was frozen which he did not respond to. He has cheated multiple times in another game.

You and other people suggest that proof of cheating is required to proof call times and have them removed due to lack of proof. This is not how the proof system works. It had explained many times but you keep ignoring that fact and saying things that dont make logical sense.

I can go theough your post outlining why some of it doesnt make sense. But as you stated you dont care. It comes across loud and clear. You even said in another post something to the extent of 'the rankings can never be perfect'. I read that as saying 'you can make it perfect so dont bother trying'.

I could go to effort of pointing out someone did say to ignore his character and only look at the times. But again because you cant go 2 paragraphs without mentioning you dont care i wont bother.

If you dont care thats cool, but your opinion means nothing. You dont think this is worth the effort? So why did you post.

If you do respond, i would love for you to reconfirm to me how much you dont care. Because that is really useful here.

And as a final note. I DO care. I care about the integrity of the rankings. The effort of cleaning them up is worth it for me. And i couldnt give 2 shits about the opinion of someone who doesnt care and feels the need to mention that to me or anyone else in this community. I was only pointing out your incorrect assessments of what was happening. To help others that actually do care form a more accurate idea about what is happening.
#117
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Is it finally time to REMOVE Andrew Kent from the Elite Rankings?
February 24, 2018, 11:32:44 AM
A person's behaviour and character are extremely important when you are allowing times without proof. If his times were proven, then yes, you'd need solid evidence to suggest why his times were false. However, given that he never produced any evidence for his times all we have to go on is his elite history, gaming history in general, and behaviour.

I sincerely worry for anyone who does not think character and behaviour is important when deciding the trustworthiness of a person. Both in this context and in their personal lives.
#118
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Is it finally time to REMOVE Andrew Kent from the Elite Rankings?
February 23, 2018, 06:37:44 AM
Quote from: Shadow on February 22, 2018, 03:22:43 PM
*cough*
I think it worth pointing out that there's more than one proven "compulsive liar" still in The Elite, who were warned and allowed to stay. I'll be the first to say that this doesn't help Mr Kent, but it's not quite proof he cheated everywhere, especially 10+ years after this event. There's at least one member on this site that I know cheated on other games' leaderboards, yet I'm not trying to get him banned everywhere because I simply can't know whether he cheated everywhere or not.

May I just point all out of the incorrect presuppositions and false equivalencies.

1. Who was a compulsive liar in The Elite that has unproven times on the ranks? Those who lied were not only warned but required to provide proof.

2. Who is saying that he cheated? This is not how proof works on the rankings. If you fail to provide proof that you got a time it doesn't mean you cheated. It just means that your time may be backrolled or removed from the ranks due to insufficient evidence.

3. Generally as time goes by people/communities get more experience and wisdom. This newly found wisdom often causes older decisions to be overturned. The fact that this is happening quite a long time after the fact only serves to strengthen the decision, as it has been one that has been talked about/thought about/discussed for such a long time.

4. No one is suggesting that Kent be banned. Who said that? He would be removed due to insufficient evidence. If at any time he provides evidence his times would be reinstated.

Goose wrote out an entire post explaining the behaviour of Kent and why his times are being scrutinised. Please do not strawman others by claiming that we 'think he cheated so we want to ban him'. A completely false accusation that both ignores and attempts to belittle the case presented.

And to response to Falzy.. being removed due to insufficient proof or failing to respond to a proof call is not a 'public execution'. You are treating this as some extremely harsh punishment/witch hunt. Please understand that it is a privilege to be ranked in this community, it is not a right. You may be proof called for any time if your behaviour is suspicious or suspect. If you do not provide proof for your times you can rest assured you have absolutely no assurance that your times will remain on the rankings. There are plenty of unproven times that will remain on the ranks and are in no danger of being removed. If you are under the impression this is 'random' or that we need further policies then I would suggest rereading the OP and appreciating the case that was provided.
#119
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Official poll for the ban of Andrew Kent/Vulpex from The-Elite rankings
February 22, 2018, 04:14:54 PM
I votes yes. However as mentioned before when Noah Flux was removed that 'ban' is an incorrect word. If Kent provides proof he can be added. He is simply removed due to lack of proof.

Very inportant to make the distinction.
#120
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Is it finally time to REMOVE Andrew Kent from the Elite Rankings?
February 21, 2018, 01:28:00 AM
Quote from: wheatrich on February 20, 2018, 09:18:10 PM
Quote from: Botched Movie Quotes on February 10, 2018, 05:34:09 AM
Remove Kent tbh

Those saying 'you cant prove he cheated' do not understand the burden of proof and how it works. We dont have to prove that he cheated, he had to prove he got the times.

If i am not remembering incorrectly we did in fact attempt to contact Kent to request proof. Why he was not removed after this failed is a valid question tbh gg

Yes you need some proof or else we're gonna have the goose/karl types of just getting whoever they wanted removed just b/c they felt like it and could get away with it which those types of people totally would do.

In this particular instance it's not likely to matter, it seems he's certainly moved on at this point and he only has a handful of times that will hold up for awhile.

What is your problem? This is the stupidest, most retarded thing I've heard you say.

Now that you've gone out of your way to randomly and pointlessly single me out I would love to hear your examples of times I've had people removed because I've 'felt like it'. The fact that I didn't start this topic, or any topic ever suggesting anyone be removed (and there are 27 other people voting for him to be removed) shows that you have some weird and warped complex about me that you can't help but spew out and project at bizarre moments.
#121
GoldenEye 007 / Re: 2.X Guide
February 16, 2018, 11:59:28 PM
It never makes sense to stick with 1.2 imo.
#122
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
February 16, 2018, 07:01:03 AM
depot sa 39
#123
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Site Suggestions [Elite improvements for 2018 - post your ideas!]
February 11, 2018, 08:10:19 AM
Can we make it so that when players join it shows the dates of the times they joined with? Atm it says 'unknown' for the initial times.
#124
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
February 10, 2018, 10:16:38 AM
It is definitely logical to use the same system i used. If i knew a system was advantaged i would always use it. I used Eng because i felt like i had more consistent gates or some minor time edge (wont bother explaining all my reasoning).

So using Eng imo is at best slightly better and at worst no different than Jap.

Also Berg thanks passing on the info.

#125
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Is it finally time to REMOVE Andrew Kent from the Elite Rankings?
February 10, 2018, 05:34:09 AM
Remove Kent tbh

Those saying 'you cant prove he cheated' do not understand the burden of proof and how it works. We dont have to prove that he cheated, he had to prove he got the times.

If i am not remembering incorrectly we did in fact attempt to contact Kent to request proof. Why he was not removed after this failed is a valid question tbh gg
#126
GoldenEye 007 / Re: [DATA] Miscellaneous Statistics Thread
February 05, 2018, 11:41:23 PM
More like Greg Slowkin pwned
#127
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** Do you think Karl will become dual champion? ***
February 02, 2018, 10:21:59 AM
I can't really give a time frame because a lot of the times require luck and I'm not sure how long they will take. Also I have to learn a lot of levels from scratch so I don't have any idea of the time frames. I can only say that I'll be degening a lot because I want to build my stream up and pwn GE hard. I'll likely continue playing regularly until I reach my goals, and if I reach all my goals I'll be #1.

If Ace wants to keep #1 he'll have to degen too, that's what it comes down to.
#128
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
February 01, 2018, 10:34:05 AM
Congrats boss. Sick new warp strat.
#129
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
February 01, 2018, 12:53:46 AM
Egypt agent 44

Terrible level with baron luck so I'm happy I got this but at the same time I'm left emotionally scared and probs have PTSD tbh.
#130
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** Do you think Karl will become dual champion? ***
January 31, 2018, 10:55:28 PM
Quote from: Fac 42 confirmed possible on January 31, 2018, 10:22:36 AM
People are really underrating top 1 in GE. Like when I get Caverns 1:13, Runway 0:22, a decent Runway 00 Agent time (note: the incentive for this is 1:11:59 total time for me, so it will happen 100%... makes no sense for me to retire with 1:12:20 total time with 10s of cut easily doable), I will be so far ahead. Then I'll eventually get a superpad at some point and cake some 2.x times (39/46, 147s, etc). I honestly think people are just voting 'Yes' to trigger me to get me to play (and stream), which I'll admit, is working.

Bring it. You will need to wr on every level to stop me.
#131
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** Do you think Karl will become dual champion? ***
January 31, 2018, 10:54:49 PM
Quote from: Shadow on January 31, 2018, 09:38:58 PM
Could he? Absolutely. Will he? Nah. I don't think he cares enough about quite a few levels.

I have specifically stated that my goal is to get #1. I care about all levels and will not stop until my goal is reached.
#132
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
January 30, 2018, 01:59:35 PM
#133
FFA / Re: Rage about Goose and get banned
January 28, 2018, 11:49:14 PM
You have 5 posts and they are all just trying to bash Goose. Get over your obsession with him or move on to another community. Shit talk somewhere else.
#134
GoldenEye 007 / Re: 2.3 Frigate Strategy Awareness and Discussion
January 28, 2018, 01:16:34 AM
Video please, i will try it.

Also, how would you warp the pipe without switching weapons.
#135
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post/Discuss new Strats/Timesavers/Ideas
January 20, 2018, 09:38:12 PM
I propose a 7 day forum ban for posting strats that dont work.
#136
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
January 18, 2018, 05:08:46 AM
dag 23
#137
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
January 16, 2018, 12:10:00 AM
45 egypt sa ooa
#138
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
January 07, 2018, 10:03:47 AM
fac sa 52
#139
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
January 03, 2018, 09:34:09 AM
fag 43
#140
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Goldeneye Facts Topic (Speedrunning ONLY!)
January 03, 2018, 04:46:36 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syoE5xKgVno

Keeping right strafe for turn after stairs after obj a is a few frames quicker on fac.
#141
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Goldeneye Facts Topic (Speedrunning ONLY!)
January 01, 2018, 05:28:55 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H8cASgGhrI

Turning into right strafe immediately is 1-2 frames quicker out of pause.
#142
FFA / Re: Which of the following was the worst action by a council member in 2017?
December 31, 2017, 10:29:01 AM
There are a lot of quality options here.
#143
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
December 27, 2017, 10:03:00 AM
https://clips.twitch.tv/ShortFrozenPresidentRedCoat

2 more boosts after pause and this is 16,
#144
Archived Elite Polls / Re: *** 2017 ELITE AWARDS #27 - SPEEDGAME OF THE YEAR ***
December 27, 2017, 09:31:49 AM
Quote from: Elite Top 5s on December 27, 2017, 03:14:28 AM
same old

What you mean. Usually PD wins but this year it seems pretty clear GE was the better speedgame.
#145
Archived Elite Polls / Re: *** 2017 ELITE AWARDS #27 - SPEEDGAME OF THE YEAR ***
December 26, 2017, 11:26:31 PM
Goldeneye may win this year tbh
#146
GoldenEye 007 / Re: When in 2018 will we see the first untied WR?
December 26, 2017, 05:05:28 PM
Results seem.... overwhelming.
#147
FFA / Re: Mate where's the...?
December 25, 2017, 07:26:14 PM
Quote from: Down to just 2 untieds but will make a huge comeback in 2018 on December 25, 2017, 09:21:26 AM
Flux vids

This is my fault tbh. If i had not posted in the topic Flux would have provided vids and he would currently be an active contributor to this community.
#148
Archived Elite Polls / Re: *** 2017 ELITE AWARDS #24 - UNTIED OF THE YEAR (PD) ***
December 24, 2017, 02:31:29 AM
If anyone was considering voting for an af1 untied i just want you to know that af1 sa 117 is by far the strongest and it is not even close. This run is stupidly good and is also by far the strongest time on my page.

Basically it has all of the best segments ever seen. A complete fluke (was only going for 1:18, didnt think 117 was even possible). If i tried to get it again it would take 600 years.
#149
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
December 23, 2017, 12:54:27 PM
clem silo 100 - dec 18

pwned

omg totally pwned all of you!!

haHAA

pwned tbh omg lol you didn't see this pwnage coming but you feel it now don't you, don't you you little bitch.

I bet you like to suck it too don't you.
#150
GoldenEye 007 / Re: World Record Tiers 2.0: The Quest for Objectivity - Part 1 (LUCK)
December 20, 2017, 09:35:41 PM
If played perfectly dam 116 does not require much luck (pretty close to none tbh). B1 however needs a fair bit of luck even if you play perfectly.
#151
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Rare WR Database
December 20, 2017, 09:15:26 PM
hey Greg. May i ask how you track wouters records from 99? Because from memory he was not a part of the rankings until 2000.
#152
FFA / Re: Eliters Names According to TheNotoriousAOE
December 20, 2017, 06:50:01 PM
My name was officially Karol
#153
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
December 19, 2017, 04:31:16 AM
arch ag 15
#154
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Strength of World Records Continuous Update Thread
December 18, 2017, 07:08:51 PM
15 tier 3.
#155
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ~** Official GE 2017 Incentives Topic **~
December 17, 2017, 09:28:31 PM
Dam 52 bounties have been paid.
#156
General Chat / Re: The-Elite MOAM (MEET OF ALL MEETS) at AGDQ 2019!
December 17, 2017, 03:34:50 AM
Me and Doris are going.
#157
FFA / Re: ATTN: Noah "Flux" Latour
December 17, 2017, 02:49:08 AM
Thanks Alec but im not stressed/worried about what Noah said at all. It is just englightening about the other people who dont voice any concerns about this guy posting inflammatory posts about established members. In fact they even side with the troll and try to justify his actions.

Definitely something i notice and remember.
#158
FFA / Re: ATTN: Noah "Flux" Latour
December 17, 2017, 12:38:46 AM
Just realised that everyone was using the word banned, but noah was never banned. He was removed from the ranks until proof was provided (which it wasnt, what a shocker).

For future reference when someone is removed in a similar situation pls dont use the word banned. Banned is completely different to what happened.

Also note i remember when people will stand by and let a new random irrel call me autistic and stupid etc. Not true mates.
#159
FFA / Re: ATTN: Noah "Flux" Latour
December 13, 2017, 11:55:16 AM
Nah dude don't worry no one is upset :) Sorry if I was too full on, but I mean really I don't care man. This is just a way to kill time posting in these topics and debating.
#160
FFA / Re: ATTN: Noah "Flux" Latour
December 13, 2017, 11:36:32 AM
Quote from: falzy211 on December 13, 2017, 10:13:25 AM
Most of the first 10 posts including the OP show a pretty bad attitude to the new guy. Your clearly assumed him guilty and bannable before hed even replied to the thread.

Alka Maass was the only post here indicating that someone thought he was guilty.

Please do not tell me what I mean. If I mean to say something, I will say it. If I think he is a troll, I will say so, as I did in my second response. Do not put words in my mouth or tell me what I do or don't assume. At the time of my first post I was literally just pointing out that it's weird that he said he is out of town for work but still pr'ing. Which it is. I had no intention or thoughts of banning/removing him. Why would I care?

I DO care however when he gives me attitude and acts like a smart ass for no reason, then posts a fake BS picture and tries to troll us.
#161
FFA / Re: ATTN: Noah "Flux" Latour
December 13, 2017, 11:30:20 AM
I agree that the original 2 replies are meaningless/stupid whatever. However they absolutely do not warrant attitude in any way. First of all, Flicker's post was directed at everyone else except for the person the topic was meant for, because he believed that Flux would not see the topic. And, Flux's responses confirm that there was no issue.

Dude of course I'm going to be neutral and casual, why can't I be? Are you saying that I have to talk like a robot because I'm on the council? You have ridiculous standards. You are illogically suggesting that my post is in some way responsible for his attitude, which it isn't. There was literally nothing wrong with my post, and I can be as casual as I want.

Are you saying it isn't interesting/weird that he would bring a n64 on his work trip, along with recording equipment? Are you saying that if someone says something that is a bit weird I can't note it or mention it? Because that person might spaz out and get triggered?

QuoteInstead of giving him the benefit of the doubt, or responding with a deadline of sorts, or even asking what proof was required (note that they did not do this, but a regular member) the council members post rhetorical statements instead. Then they ban him. I don't find that acceptable.

This does make me think (could be wrong) you just intentionally refuse to listen to anything we say. As a already mentioned, he was never in danger of being removed until he started giving attitude and posted the fake picture (trolling/lying).

You even admitted that none of our posts were attacks. So there was legitimately no reason for him to be a smart ass, or post that troll picture. You completely gloss over this ever time you post as if it never happened. I really do believe you're being difficult here on purpose.
#162
FFA / Re: ATTN: Noah "Flux" Latour
December 13, 2017, 03:25:08 AM
You keep throwing around accusations etc without providing any examples. What posts were memes, what posts were low quality. How was his response in any way justified from what was posted beforehand. Your opinions aren't constructive at all and it really feels like you're just trying to contrive drama. And yes, I can actually back up what I'm saying with examples which I already did which you didn't address at all.

It does absolutely no good just to call our posts low quality without any reason or examples (because the posts actually weren't).

Quote from: Fleeto on December 13, 2017, 03:09:20 AM
For the record, I don't condone Noah's attitude after he was banned but I can see why he was upset. And his attitude after his ban is not what I see as the problem here.

This seems to indicate that you either didn't read my post or just chose to ignore it. His attitude after the ban is completely irrelevant. It was his attitude before the ban that caused him to be banned. So I'm not really sure why you're even mentioning his attitude after the ban.
#163
FFA / Re: ATTN: Noah "Flux" Latour
December 12, 2017, 11:30:03 PM
Also it must be stated that when you are banned from the ranks it is not a personal attack or insult. It means your times are, for whatever reason, too much of an outlier to be left on the ranks without proof. There is absolutely no reason to feel offended by this or start attacking the members of the community.

As I mentioned, this community has been around almost 20 years. If we say that your times are too bizarre to be left on the rankings without proof, you should respect that we know a lot more about what new players are like and should also respect the fact that we want you to provide proof. Posting fake pictures, making excuses and being aggressive is not something that a legit player would do.

Prove me wrong. It would be great if you could stop with the attitude as well, but at the end of the day I don't care because you're banned and I'm not. It's just in your best interest if you actually want to be a part of the community.
#164
FFA / Re: ATTN: Noah "Flux" Latour
December 12, 2017, 11:16:41 PM
For transparency I will outline my reasoning for agreeing with the ban. And tbh I feel like you would need to be intentionally naive to disregard the ACTUAL timeline of events.

Flicker's first post was not an attack at all on Noah, so there would be no reason to be defensive here. Alka maass's post was stating his prediction that the times were fake, however tbh this should not be that agitating as it is fair enough for someone to pred that someone else is lying, his opinion and he is relatively irrel. In any case Noah's first response was neutral and not defensive at all, and quite agreeable.

Now, then he states that he is out of town on work and therefore cannot upload vids. This is fine in of itself, however he continues to post PR's, indicating that he is playing. I post...

Quote from: Botched Movie Quotes on December 12, 2017, 12:28:12 AM
Out of town for work but posting new pr's   :thinking:

My post is actually quite neutral, and is pointing out something that is quite legitimate. It is completely reasonable to find it weird that a person would be on a business/work trip but pack their n64/recording equipment/means to play on n64 on the trip. Extremely unusual. But my post did not express that it was untrue, just interesting (which it is). He posts...

Quote from: Papa FLuX on December 12, 2017, 12:37:48 AM
Quote from: Botched Movie Quotes on December 12, 2017, 12:28:12 AM
Out of town for work but posting new pr's   :thinking:
I'm not aloud to play Goldeneye in the evenings?

Instantly defensive and passive aggressive. This attitude was in no way called for or justified given my neutral statement. Either this person 1. knows me and doesn't like me already, or 2. was lying in his original statement and is defensive now that he knows his lie was caught. It should be immediately obvious at this point this person is a troll or has some chip on his shoulder. This was not my doing and my post was not provoking at all.

Flicker then asks if he takes his entire set up out of time, to which Flux searches google for the car/mario picture, downloads it and uploads it to imgur. Not sure why Ace decided to omit this from his timeline of events. Given that it would actually be easier just to take a photo of his set up and upload (given he has stated that he has no wifi, but he doesn't mind eating bandwidth by searching for/downloading/uploading a google pic?) his real setup, it is confirmation to me he is just a troll. Find me literally one reason why someone would post a fake picture in a topic in which they are being proof called. I then post..

Quote from: Botched Movie Quotes on December 12, 2017, 12:55:28 AM
https://www.raspberrypi.org/magpi/car-super-mario/

Found link to picture source. Can we please ban/remove this troll already.

This post does state that Flux was a troll, however this is completely reasonable as posting the fake pic WAS troll. My post was not a personal attack and was not aggressive in tone, just straight to the point. Flux replies with..

Quote from: Papa FLuX on December 12, 2017, 01:01:24 AM
Quote from: Botched Movie Quotes on December 12, 2017, 12:55:28 AM
https://www.raspberrypi.org/magpi/car-super-mario/

Found link to picture source. Can we please band/remove this troll already.
Yeah? Clever boi.

Did you hurt yourself thinking to figure out that I wasn't playing on a backup camera monitor?

VERY aggressive and insulting. Absolutely no need for such an attitude given that my reply was reasonable given the continuous aggressiveness and BM he had been throwing at a council member who was not being aggressive/insulting, in a topic where he is being proof called.

I would not ban someone just for not submitting proof within 24 hours, however this community has been around for 18 years. We all have a pretty good idea about what is or isn't realistic for new people. We also have a decent idea about how genuine new people behave when they join with legit times. I would be quite happy to wait for proof, however he posted a fake picture of his set up and then was extremely insulting/aggressive when it was found to be fake. Also what he was saying doesn't add up.

So my decision is quite reasonable.

I don't know why you would think it is ok for people to post 20 pr's in a single day without proof (containing times like dam 53/train 106) then get aggressive in a proof call topic and post FAKE pictures and insult council members.

NO ONE has actually been insulting or has had bad attitude towards Flux, save for calling him a troll (which he is CONFIRMED to be by posting the fake picture). Yet his attitude has been insanely negative and insulting to almost everyone. Needs to also be banned from the boards tbh.
#165
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: [ARCHIVED] Time to just ban NL?
December 12, 2017, 01:32:06 AM
Yes. He stated that he was out of town on work so could not upload videos (how is this possible? all hotels these days have wifi), however he is still playing goldeneye and uploading pr's (brought his entire set up to play and record?).

When pressed on this he searched google for a picture, then downloaded it, and uploaded it to imgur (no wifi?). If he actually had a set up it would be easier just to take a photo from his phone and upload.

He is obviously lying. Also he was aggressive when I linked to the picture he ripped, which I find unacceptable behaviour. Pls ban.

If you want you can let him on the ranks when he proves his times. However his board behaviour is not acceptable.
#166
FFA / Re: ATTN: Noah "Flux" Latour
December 12, 2017, 12:55:28 AM
https://www.raspberrypi.org/magpi/car-super-mario/

Found link to picture source. Can we please ban/remove this troll already.
#167
FFA / Re: ATTN: Noah "Flux" Latour
December 12, 2017, 12:28:12 AM
Out of town for work but posting new pr's   :thinking:
#168
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Strength of World Records Continuous Update Thread
December 04, 2017, 05:29:58 AM
#169
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Strength of World Records Continuous Update Thread
December 03, 2017, 09:40:01 PM
Vid explanation coming.
#170
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
December 03, 2017, 07:42:39 AM
#171
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Strength of World Records Continuous Update Thread
December 03, 2017, 07:13:40 AM
Laughable post.
#172
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** What date of December will Karl get 0:52? ***
November 30, 2017, 10:09:55 AM
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/205527338

Almost got it in november.
#173
General Chat / Re: The-Elite MOAM (MEET OF ALL MEETS) at AGDQ 2019!
November 29, 2017, 10:13:20 AM
keen
#174
Perfect Dark / Re: Crash Site - Cave Exit
November 27, 2017, 11:55:20 PM
You're not running away from the top of the cave quick enough. Do it like the WR vids.

To be more specific..

Full strafe away from the cave in a straight line as soon as you see the pres. Don't zigzag around, don't mess around.
#175
Perfect Dark / Re: Crash Site - Cave Exit
November 27, 2017, 08:53:00 PM
Pls provide some vid examples of what you think are good examples.
#176
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: [POLL] Replace Jimbo with Goose for Council?
November 27, 2017, 02:07:26 AM
I find some of this discussion hypocritical given that no one challenged or batted an eyelid when a current council member mass downvoted one of my proof videos and was unresponsive to reconciliation. Please do not act like the council is a bastion of etiquette until it actually is.
#177
Perfect Dark / Chicago PA 26.68 skipped end screen discussion and POLL
November 24, 2017, 02:52:39 AM
I just got Chicago PA 26 on twitch. VOD: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/203855742

End timer was clearly 26.68, completed (green) end screen started to appear and I accidentally hit a button to skip the end screen. I went back to best time which shows 0:26.

Points to consider...

FOR:

- It is not possible for 26.68 to round up to 27 and the timer was clearly visible due to HQ stream.
- I have the entire session streamed - https://www.twitch.tv/videos/203834051
- At 1:22:01 in the session you can see me entering the level showing best time 0:27 (I don't exit the level until after the 26 is achieved)
- All objectives show complete during the run + the green end screen is clearly visible confirming the run was completed.

Against:

- 0:26 was not visible on end screen.

I am hopeful that the points FOR allowing the time on the ranks are sufficient. But I think it's best to have the discussion first before I update the time on my page.

EDIT: Sorry I got impatient I posted the time.
#178
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
November 20, 2017, 07:10:09 AM
#179
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
November 13, 2017, 12:09:55 AM
Yeah 124 is happening.
#180
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
November 12, 2017, 03:09:34 AM


#181
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Poll for Video Output Mods
November 12, 2017, 02:51:59 AM
I would personally ban it. But the community overwhelmingly wants them and there seems to be no obvious advantage atm so i voted to allow.
#182
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
November 10, 2017, 09:17:11 AM
#183
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
November 10, 2017, 08:11:05 AM
I'm so happy.
#184
Perfect Dark / Re: The Perfect Dark Facts Topic
November 08, 2017, 01:34:06 AM
Quote from: Elite Top 5s on August 27, 2016, 08:50:17 PM
for the layman, could someone please translate above into simply what % odds there are for a chuya ending?

this was never answered, pls help?
#185
FFA / Re: Flickerform mass downvoting my crash site video
November 07, 2017, 11:10:13 PM
I don't care if my videos are downvoted. It's just good for everyone to know what a lying, conniving, scumbag you are. I post this to let others know of your true nature, not because I'm upset my video got downvoted.
#186
FFA / Re: Flickerform mass downvoting my crash site video
November 07, 2017, 10:18:36 PM
OK so let's get this straight. A canadian, mobile internet user, who was active in discord at the moment I posted the video, felt like downvoting my video. Now it just so happens that flicker is a canadian, mobile internet user, who was provably active in chat when I posted the video, and who I banned from my twitch channel and had an argument with on discord 2 hours before I posted the vid.

This is where it gets funny. Flicker originally said the votes came from reddit, which was immediately debunked. Now flicker is saying that a different canadian, mobile internet user, who was active in discord (find one pls the chat log is there) inexplicably felt the urge to downvote the video 6 times several minutes after I posted it. It gets even funnier though when now flicker is claiming that MORE THAN ONE canadian who was active in discord felt the need to downvote the video several times (he is claiming that the 'unkown' downvotes are from a different person from the 'mobile' ones) within 5 minutes of the video being uploaded.

It is worth nothing that when Qwec took the screenshots it was 3 views and 3 downvotes. One view was me, one was from Qwec, the other view was from the person that made the downvotes. Youtube won't count extra views if you refresh the page etc as it counts unique ip views. So when flicker downvoted the video 6 times it didn't count as 6 views. When CardinalKnut checked the video it was 5 views and 6 downvotes (as per chat log in discord).

It's bad enough to do the downvotes but to lie about it so much is really strange as Goose said. It's even more strange though that people were claiming I'm starting drama by making it known that a PROOF MODERATOR AND COUNCIL MEMBER mass downvoted a proof video when it was uploaded and shared to the elite.

It's also disgusting the way Flicker attempts to turn this back on me.

Quote from: discordian flick on November 07, 2017, 12:48:35 PM
If you truly believe that I would do this, I feel sorry for you.

Why would this be the initial reaction? My video was actually mass downvoted within several minutes by a canadian who was in chat when I posted it. It's beyond reasonable that I would conclude it is him given that we had an argument two hours before (the coincidences are piling up so high I can barely see over them). It's not like I'm making a random claim, why would you feel sorry for me? This isn't the response of someone who is taken by surprise. It's the response of a guilty party trying to claim moral superiority as a defense.
#187
FFA / Re: Flickerform mass downvoting my crash site video
November 07, 2017, 03:25:41 PM
Downvotes happened within 5 minutes of me posting to discord.



Proof flicker was in discord.



Quote from: discordian flick on November 07, 2017, 12:48:35 PM

Guarantee the dislikes came from reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/7b3xbz/perfect_dark_n64_after_2425_days_cedrics_crash/


Doesn't even have the balls to own up to what he did, tries to lie his way out. He keeps getting lower and lower. An UNLISTED VIDEO, being posted to discord is mass downvoted within 5 minutes by a CANADIAN when flicker is IN THE DISCORD and has beef with me.

Posts pic showing an account of him liking my vid. I literally posted a picture of the early analytics showing 100% likes from australia, and 100% dislikes from canada. Proof that he was in discord at the time. So he went back and liked it after I accused him? What a dumbass!





#188
FFA / Flickerform mass downvoting my crash site video
November 07, 2017, 07:32:53 AM
Another elite loser stoops to this pathetic low.

A couple of months ago when there was some beef on the elite discord, I reached out to flicker to see if we could resolve things because I was upset at the time and he keep giving me unprovoked shit. He didn't give a shit and advised me to block him.



So I moved on and we happily ignored each other. Then he comes into my stream yesterday like nothing happened. I ban him because after previously reaching out to him and him not giving a shit, I'm over talking to him and no longer want anything to do with him. He then posts on discord that I banned him for 'no reason'.



He then goes on to attempt to feign ignorance, make excuses for, play the victim, and make an attempted apology. Now that's fine, I don't really mind the attempted apology. I didn't continue the conversation and tbh I'm just happy if we continue to not talk to each other. I basically just got over it and accepted his backhanded apology.



Now this was just before I got 1:14 (literally an hour or 2 before). Flicker was in discord when I posted the video to the elite channel. My video got 6 downvotes instantly. I figured it was a glitch but after a few hours I realised they were real. My first thought went to flicker due to my low opinion of him and the fact that I banned him from my channel. I thought I would just wait until I got the youtube analytics though to be sure. I figured if all downvotes were from canada it would confirm it was him. Well lo and behold...

#189
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
November 06, 2017, 02:23:22 AM
crash site 114
#190
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Your Elite Inspiration/Role Model
November 02, 2017, 10:54:46 AM
Quote from: Shadow on November 01, 2017, 09:41:19 PM
Another player who I really respected was Marshmallow. His guide to speedrunning each level on Goldeneye was an absolute godsend in an era when there were no videos (I don't even think Ngamer had hosted any at that point and I wouldn't have been able to watch them on dial-up anyway). He had by far the most complete and comprehensive write-ups, and while they eventually became seriously outdated, they were a huge help when I had nothing else but a dial-up connection and a Nintendo Power strategy guide :P

Since when did Marsh write any speedrun guides for GE? He never really even ran GE. The only speedrun guide on goldeneye was the one I wrote on Gamefaqs.
#191
General Chat / Re: Community Poll: Should N64 video output mods be allowed in the proof policy?
November 01, 2017, 09:14:01 PM
What needs to be established is if the mod produces a clearer image on the tv vs no mod. If it does produce a clearer image or sharper colours it is a clear advantage on multiple perfect dark levels where very precise visual set ups are used.
#192
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
October 27, 2017, 07:02:27 AM
Skedar agent 105 tbh
#193
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***There Is No Kapap 4***
October 23, 2017, 11:31:03 PM
There will be a K..pap however.
#194
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
September 30, 2017, 10:16:33 PM
Inb4 silent dam 52  :kappa:
#195
FFA / Re: Who is the worst discorder?
September 16, 2017, 10:42:09 PM
I banned Punjab on twitch because he kept spamming how he couldnt hear me, even though everyone else confirmed it was his issue. And he acted extremely childishly when Doris appeared on my stream. Everyone who was in my chat can confirm it was a justified ban (i waited a long time).

He then went to discord abusing me and saying my marriage will end. Im sorry but if you think punjab is cool youre clueless.
#196
FFA / Re: ****Revisiting the "Remove Duel from the Rankings" Discussion - 2016 EDITION****
September 07, 2017, 12:47:41 AM
Thanks guys.
#197
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** Jimbo's Aztec SA 1:36 Investigation Topic ***
September 02, 2017, 07:44:22 AM
#198
FFA / oi
September 02, 2017, 02:52:25 AM
yeah
#199
FFA / Re: ****Revisiting the "Remove Duel from the Rankings" Discussion - 2016 EDITION****
September 02, 2017, 12:43:49 AM
I know the matter has been decided but I thought I would do an updated post to outline more precisely the rationale behind removing the points from Duel. I'll try to be as concise as possible.

The Duel is not a level in the same sense as the other 20 ranked levels. The Duel is a holoroom exercise.

More broadly, the Duel is a carrington institute exercise in the same vein as the firing range, gadget training etc. It is not a part of the main storyline missions. It is not unlockable through the main storyline missions. All other carrington institute exercises are not ranked alongside the main storyline missions. This point alone is already strong enough to warrant removal of the level from the main rankings. This doesn't mean that is HAS to be removed as we can rank whatever we want to rank. However given that it is a holoroom exercise and not a storyline mission we would need good reason to rank it (i.e the mission is interesting, complex etc).

The Duel does not allow for deviation of skill.

Given the simplicity of the exercise it does not allow for players to be sorted by their skill level. This is the main point of any ranking system in the first place. 3, 6 AND 9 are not tests of skill. Any player can get them. Therefore it makes the achievement valueless. If War 25 had 2000 ties, should it be removed? No. Every other ranked level is part of the main storyline mission set, therefore it does not matter if they have many ties. Even if dam agent has 300 ties it would never be removed. The reason this point is relevant in this particular discussion is because Duel is a carrington institute exercise, and therefore would need a good reason to be ranked.

The Duel would need a strong argument to be ranked in the first place, not the other way around (it should not be required to have to substantiate an argument to have it ranked, given that it is a holoroom exericse and not a normal mission).

Who cares if the Duel is ranked?

Gimmicky competition is always trivialized and not taken seriously. I.e tic-tac-toe, scissor paper rock competitions. In my opinion, ranking a gimmicky, useless exercise decreases the credibility of the rankings and lowers the overall impact of the game. The least amount of gimmicks that are included in any ranking system the more it will be respected and the better it will fair. My opinion stems from my desire to have the best ranking system possible.

I believe that having both PD and GE at 6000 points will also create a stronger bond between the two games and will have a subtle benefit of causing more cross over from one game to the other (if the games are ranked differently a player will be less likely to play the opposite game). I believe that a gimmicky exercise like the Duel will actually prevent players from playing PD and creating a full times page. The reason is that it is a time sink that does not reward skillful play, in the same sense that every other perfect dark level does.
#200
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Poll for the Removal of Duel
September 01, 2017, 04:43:47 AM
Quote from: discordian flick on September 01, 2017, 03:35:36 AM
It was stated twice as an argument towards removal that there is no associated unlockable cheat for The Duel unlike every other level. This is false as there are no unlockable cheats for MBR, Maian SOS, or WAR! Misleading argument.

"Lack of deviation"
This reasoning is originally the point for removing 3 and 6 from the WR tally, it might end up extending to 9 as well, but I dont see it as a good enough reason to remove the level or strip it of point value.

"Lack of skill required: For Agent you only need to know how to hold right/left on the control stick and press Z. That is literally all you have to do."
Please show me a Duel 3 that has no start input. Another misleading argument.

"Only unlocked through firing range"
It was already mentioned that this argument is about as relevant as the "it's listed among solo missions" counter-argument. Ace made a fine point that if it was any other longer level, it would not matter how it's unlocked.

"Does not allow for improvement"
You cannot ever be 100% certain of this.

"Times this easy should not have the same point value as other levels"
Dam Agent and to a lesser extent, Runway Agent are pretty much in the same boat. You dont need any SKILL to achieve these times, only KNOWLEDGE. The lowest skill players can get lucky and achieve these records. The Duel does not only require timing, it also requires some knowledge.

Every time I read over the arguments for removing the level or stripping its point values, I dont feel swayed at all. I keep wondering what actually gets accomplished. I feel like its pure propaganda, especially with at least two misinforming arguments.

After seeing the results of this poll, combined with the results of the previous efforts to remove The Duel, I feel like the majority are too easily swayed by the propaganda. I dont think 6 out of 9 is a large enough majority for this kind of "major" rankings adjustment.

Alright, you have my opinions. Now whatever happens, happens. I'm not going to bitch and moan if The Duel is removed or stripped of its point values.

Going through each point individually is irrelevant. There is no single one reason why the points should be removed. If it were a normal level and it was 3 seconds long it wouldn't be even considered to be removed as that point alone is insufficient. So making a comparison such as runway agent is a false equivalence as runway agent is part of the regular story missions, is unlocked through standard play etc. Decisions are based on compounding factors, not single factors.

If the level was longer and not simply a holoroom exercise it would not be considered for removal. This is correct. But it's not, so therefore it is considered for removal. None of the factors in of themselves (with the possible exception that duel is unlocked through the firing range) warrant removal.

Also claiming that if people don't agree with you it is only because they are easily swayed by propaganda is below the standards that should be upheld for council discussion. Leave the character attacks to discord.
#201
FFA / Re: ****Revisiting the "Remove Duel from the Rankings" Discussion - 2016 EDITION****
August 31, 2017, 09:14:29 AM
Quote from: Alec McDonald on August 31, 2017, 09:05:16 AM
Each one of your reasons in your large post can either be refuted or met with matching opposite opinion.

And yet they have not been. If you don't care enough to not properly rebut that's fine, but saying 'this is trivial' doesn't give you an auto win by any means. And people ARE getting brought down about it, which is why there is a movement to remove it. Again, just because you think it's trivial doesn't mean it's trivial to everyone. Why even mention that you think it's trivial? It doesn't make sense to me, as obviously it's not trivial to those who wish to discuss the removal of the weighting.

Things aren't always about 'who is it hurting'. This is more about best practice and creating an optimal ranking system. Which I discussed in detail in my post (which hasn't been rebutted). The only point that has been rebutted is the fact that you and several others think it's a level. Which accounts for about 10% of the reason to remove it even if that were in your favour.
#202
FFA / Re: ****Revisiting the "Remove Duel from the Rankings" Discussion - 2016 EDITION****
August 31, 2017, 08:48:57 AM
Quote from: Alec McDonald on August 31, 2017, 08:33:15 AM
I think saying you'd want to remove Duel for consistency isn't very consistent.

Don't take this as trying to start an argument or anything, but this is a strawman. I didn't say I wanted to remove it for consistency (in regards to points). I want to remove it for all the reasons outlined in my previous post. So please do not minimise my argument down so trivially. I brought this up because I am of the opinion having both games at 6000 points is far better, thus removing it has more benefits than previously outlined. The games are sister games, this is quite obvious. For the sake of the RARE ranks having equally weighted games this is a good thing for multiple reasons.

The games have different points only because of the addition of a side game on the pd ranks. If people asked, 'why isn't duel ranked' it would be due to the reasons previously outlined. I have a 3000 word post outlining the reasons duel should not be considered a weighted level but you strawman'd it down to a single sentence :(
#203
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Poll for the Removal of Duel
August 31, 2017, 07:46:58 AM
I voted to keep it on the ranks to satisfy those who wish to keep the times up for historical purposes or to show the achievement, however remove its point weighting for the many reasons I outlined in the other topic.

I feel this is a good win, win.

Link to my main arguments: https://forums.the-elite.net/index.php?topic=20996.msg435363#msg435363

TL:DR

- Lack of deviation: The majority of members have the exact same time on agent, almost half on SA. The point of any competition is to rank people according to their skill and achievement. If a challenge does not allow deviation of results, or if it does not sufficiently indicate differences in skill it is useless as a challenge.

- Lack of skill required: For Agent you only need to know how to hold right/left on the control stick and press Z. That is literally all you have to do. There is absolutely no skill involved, this is why MOST people have the same time. Why is a challenge included that needs absolutely no skill to achieve? Every respectable sport or competition requires a lot of skill to be highly ranked. Along with lack of deviation this makes it absolutely terrible. What is the point of this site? Shouldn't a challenge be ... challenging?

- Only unlocked through firing range: This makes is not a true solo mission and separate from the other missions. It is a side mission and the only reason it is selectable from the solo mission menu is because there is no other reasonable place to put it.

- Does not allow for improvement: We know for absolute sure the records are maxed. Why? Because 2 seconds out of each difficulty is spent waiting for the level to end once the opponent has been killed. 1 second of controlling Joanna and 2 seconds of waiting. Defection 5 shows that even when 6 seemed maxed to everyone, it could still be improved. Even archives 15 is at least POSSIBLE in theory. And the maxed times of these levels could only be achieved with EXTREME skill. i.e defection 5 is only 5 seconds long but needs incredible skill and precision. Duel are maxed, and not only maxed, maxed by most, and not only maxed by most, maxed by most easily.

- Times this easy should not have the same point value as other levels: Duel requires no skill to get the WR and yet it still gets 100 points. When every other level requires a lot of skill to achieve to get 100 points. Everyone can agree that duel does not require skill. It just requires timing.

This website exists to celebrate SKILL. To celebrate COMPETITION. To celebrate PATIENCE. To celebrate HARD WORK. To celebrate ACHIVEMENT. Duel doesn't satisfy any of these.

- Having GE and PD with the same amount of total points weights each game correctly on the RARE rankings and develops a stronger connection between the 2 games. Which will be aesthetically better, and will make it better to compare total points with either game etc. May also lead to more cross game playing (this is subtle).
#204
FFA / Re: ****Revisiting the "Remove Duel from the Rankings" Discussion - 2016 EDITION****
August 31, 2017, 07:23:42 AM
I vote for keeping it on the ranks in its current form but removing the points you earn from it. So historically all the wr's will be visible, you'll still have the achievement of getting it shown, but the weighting of the time against the other levels will be stripped. It will be similar to the single segment runs as it will be listed on the front page (as it is now), your achievement will be ranked against others, but will not be assigned points on the main rankings.

Not sure if I mentioned this in my previous post (cbf reading it all) but ON TOP of everything I previously stated, having PD and GE at the same points is so much better. For the RARE ranks, for aesthetics etc. Having PD at 6300 points and GE at 6000 is gross considering duel is not a real level.
#205
General Chat / Re: *** Should name changes should be allowed on Discord? ***
August 20, 2017, 09:25:57 AM
I was never against name changes. I just didn't want it to be acceptable for people to create troll names to bully other people. Though it's irrelevant now as I won't use the discord so my opinion should not be considered.
#206
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Dam 52 Discussion
August 12, 2017, 11:02:59 PM
It is with great sadness, but great optimism, that i announce that i am officially retiring from the tunnel boost lure. It makes the double gate load harder, its harder to have perfect lines, and when i get the boost i never had an optimal gate.

My first session going back to my old way of lookdown in tunnel was amazing. Im more confident than ever.
#207
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
August 06, 2017, 10:17:06 AM
Cav ag 101
#208
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
August 03, 2017, 03:45:13 PM
Im taking a shit and watching that on my phone on lowest volume setting and woke my neighbour.
#209
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Goldeneye Facts Topic (Speedrunning ONLY!)
August 03, 2017, 12:01:31 PM
IGT runs slower when the FPS is higher.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36FQIkqvpYk

Dam run - lookdown vs normal..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh0e4TgK48s

S1 agent - lookdown vs normal (timers remain pretty synced here but lookdown is faster, a lot different than dam)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnrtotvWiKY

Streets..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd2fWt1Xdts

s2 agent - with higher fps having the mine out saves 1 sec RTA (but saves less without high fps)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1NWaUOXpkw

#210
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Dam 52 Discussion
August 03, 2017, 09:16:54 AM
Well I actually made a very slight optimisation with the double gate so I gained a frame (or 2 compared to some runs I did) so 52 is not AS perfect as I thought it would need to be. But still pretty perfect, I mean that run is really good and the very first boost is probs .05 better on OOA.

Quote from: falzy211 on August 03, 2017, 09:14:40 AM
*takes off sunglasses*
2 boost 52 is indeed possible...
Was the run really really lag free?

It's impossible to tell just visually, but obviously it was.
#211
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Dam 52 Discussion
August 03, 2017, 09:07:04 AM
2 boost 52 on OOA

https://youtu.be/ImYyEA-RnY8
#212
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Fast Exits
August 03, 2017, 09:06:48 AM
#213
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Dam 52 Discussion
August 03, 2017, 05:45:14 AM
2 boosts to the gate

https://clips.twitch.tv/HungryInspiringMomChocolateRain

36 quit out with 1 boost and slight stuck on double gate

https://clips.twitch.tv/GenerousApatheticNightingaleCurseLit
#214
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Dam 52 Discussion
July 31, 2017, 12:45:59 PM
missed stairs 54 quit out

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/163388226
#215
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Dam 52 Discussion
July 30, 2017, 02:02:04 AM
I thought i would educate you on the dam boosts, cause i still hear people refering to boosts as saving 0.3. This is not the case for dam.

The first boost saves 0.2 cause its not a perfect angle. The last boost saves .2 - .25 because it also is not a perfect angle. So the 2 boosts save .4-.45. 2.x saves .3. So if you want a 2 boost 52 you would need the equivalent of a 53.7 with 1.2 no boost (this is insane).

Oh btw, runs will differ by up to several tenths for absolutely no identifiable reason. There is some randomness to how laggy the run is, or at least how slow the timer runs (tested with gs timer).

I will probs need a 3 boost low lag run. Or a 2 boost frame perfect low lag run.
#216
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Dam 52 Discussion
July 28, 2017, 11:49:48 AM
I wasn't aware of how early you could get the boost. I knew that you could get boosted at the corner from the beginning but I thought it didn't save time (because I thought you got boosted after you loaded the gate guard) so I stuck to keeping maximum look down until the corner. However from slowing down vids I can see that you get boosted before the load point which is definitely quicker.

An even earlier boost .. https://clips.twitch.tv/AbnegateCrunchyLegWow
#217
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Dam 52 Discussion
July 28, 2017, 11:14:53 AM
53.0

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/162614097

53 with insanely slow gate and new tunnel boost lure.

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/162612305
#218
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
July 26, 2017, 11:52:44 AM
Yeah that LATE shooting is amazing. I think the problem of lag came when you shot EARLY which also alerted the double klobb guard (and probs others) and made it very lagged during the Nat door part. But that vid looked really smooth and fast. This is really good and should be used.
#219
FFA / Re: [POLL] What will Karl's peak SM64 70 star time be?
July 26, 2017, 01:11:14 AM
I encourage any and all sm64 competition.
#220
FFA / Re: ** ATTN: Everyone who did not vote for Matt Cook in his Summer Contest match **
July 19, 2017, 03:17:12 PM
These people need to stop being so jealous of people like matt and me tbh.
#221
FFA / Re: [POLL] What will Karl's peak SM64 70 star time be?
July 19, 2017, 02:47:06 PM
The people that voted 1:00+ need to take a good long look in the mirror. I subbed 1 hr in 2 weeks and 2 days. If you tried to learn sm64 in 2 weeks you'll still be scratching your head trying to find the b button pwned.
#222
FFA / Re: [POLL] What will Karl's peak SM64 70 star time be?
July 19, 2017, 01:57:04 PM
#223
FFA / Re: [POLL] What will Karl's peak SM64 70 star time be?
July 08, 2017, 01:16:05 AM
My time will be lower than 47 but it was the lowest option i could choose.
#224
Archived Summer Contest / Re: Announcing the 2017 Summer Contest
July 02, 2017, 02:04:01 AM
I nominate Matt Cook for 2017 champion.
#225
General Chat / Re: [POLL] Which Current Champion Will Fall First?
June 26, 2017, 10:26:55 AM
It's really enlightening to see who my real friends are.
#226
FFA / Re: What happens to your brain when you play Dam 00 Agent for hours on end?
June 26, 2017, 02:34:07 AM
Quote from: Carathorn on June 26, 2017, 02:32:28 AM
Watching Eliters call each other out on degeneracy levels is some good stuff

I know you are but what am I?
#227
FFA / Re: What happens to your brain when you play Dam 00 Agent for hours on end?
June 26, 2017, 01:34:49 AM
Would you guys mind not fighting and talk to each other with respect?

Thanks in advance.
#228
General Chat / Re: [POLL] Which Current Champion Will Fall First?
June 25, 2017, 02:22:07 AM
I will probably be the one to bop ace #K..dualchamp2018
#229
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Best Players for each IL
June 24, 2017, 11:27:28 PM
While we are all being honest.. im the best streets agent player. I made the bounce boost, my run is the fastest boost for boost run (1:11.77 13:0). My run had rocket first set but is still the fastest when boost ratio is accounted for. Also the run is crisp as fuck. I have many 12:0 1:11's in practice. I was and still am the best streets agent player.

Just being honest.
#230
General Chat / Re: Nice Sale
June 23, 2017, 02:28:06 AM
Yes please!
#231
General Chat / Re: Elite Streaming on twitch.tv - Comprehensive Topic/Stream List
June 22, 2017, 09:09:23 AM
#232
Perfect Dark / Re: Post A/SA/PA/100% Single Segment Speedruns HERE
June 22, 2017, 12:43:52 AM
Quote from: Carathorn on June 21, 2017, 06:12:30 PM
omg man that's sick! well done, is there a video/highlight uploaded of this run?

It's on the ranks bro.
#233
Perfect Dark / Re: Post A/SA/PA/100% Single Segment Speedruns HERE
June 21, 2017, 11:37:56 AM
Any% 27:57

Very happy with it.
#234
Perfect Dark / Re: Post A/SA/PA/100% Single Segment Speedruns HERE
June 16, 2017, 12:13:34 PM
any% 28:31

Will improve over the weekend.
#235
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Dam 52 Discussion
May 29, 2017, 12:06:54 PM
#236
General Chat / Re: RIP Chris Cornell
May 23, 2017, 10:34:43 PM
#237
Perfect Dark / Re: PD Strategy Discussion Topic
May 22, 2017, 02:30:36 AM
Icy I'll just mention you're screwing up by not using normal gun function for 2nd shot on 1st skedar.
#238
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** Summer GE/PD Fantasy League 2017 ***
May 21, 2017, 06:06:13 AM
I'll manage again, usually I'm the best manager so it would be a shame if I was absent.

Team: Vital Greens
#239
General Chat / Re: Karl's REGEN topic
May 19, 2017, 11:16:12 AM
Piano update.. Still got a lot of work to do :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUEJwCZd0XA
#240
Perfect Dark / Re: PD Strategy Discussion Topic
May 19, 2017, 05:49:49 AM
The strat is at least 13 years old cause I played around with it when I get the SA/PA records back in the day. It's quicker if you're slow, but if you're really quick (which you can't be anyway if you're killing skedars) the skedars won't be in correct positions to be able to quickly duck out and back to get the skedar to spawn correctly.

So for WR strat it's not quicker but if you find it's easier as a mid pace you can go for it.
#241
Perfect Dark / Re: Getting keen
May 13, 2017, 10:51:51 PM
Getting keen again.
#242
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Changing the Scoring system
May 02, 2017, 03:09:05 AM
The problem with using averages or giving extra  incentive is that magnifies a problem I already see with a lot of new players. This problem is the N/A crew issue. With these rankings systems you'll get really lopsided crap where a player will put 100% of their time into 1 level instead of spreading it out over the entire game. Take Clemens in PD. He has put all of his PD effort into a few levels instead of spreading it out over the entire game. This should not be REWARDED on the overall ranks by stripping other people of points who have done the hard work of playing every level (even the ones that aren't fun).

Guys look, IL's are different from RTA. The IL rankings are about OVERALL rankings. How good you do on EVERY stage, not just 1. It seems like people really, really, really want 1 time to be so important. The level point system is only a mechanism to get an overall rank, it is not the end goal. It seems like some people really want to make each level scoring system it's own end goal, which as I already mentioned runs counter to the spirit of the overall rank.
#243
FFA / Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
May 01, 2017, 10:18:06 AM
Ace:

Almost every day I get several micro wanks (K.. edges a lot while watching jap porn) + most days a full wank. Average sex is around twice a week. Lately has been slightly less because all K..'s energy is going into his Project: Become Awesome.

I'm of average size. The only thing that makes me superior to most cocks is that I'm cleaned very well daily and am a pleasure to suck.
#244
General Chat / Re: Elite IQ Test 2017
April 26, 2017, 09:47:44 AM
ATTENTION: DO THIS TEST AS WELL..

http://www.iqtest.dk/

May need to open in IE. I scored 140. It's completely visual.
#245
General Chat / Re: Married%
April 20, 2017, 06:54:31 AM
Quote from: Carathorn on March 18, 2017, 06:07:38 PM
Amazing picture K.., congrats.

Keep in mind some of The Elite rules to a perfect marriage:
don't speedstrafe through your marriage, don't lookdown, don't speechskip your woman, absolutely don't 2.x her, don't hoard, stay on her leaderboard at all times, keep on inventing new strats & stay keen.

<3

Loool nice.

Thanks everyone for the kind words!

CBF uploading more pics but they are on FB where you can add me.
#246
FFA / Re: Cock of the day [nsfw]
April 02, 2017, 01:52:01 AM
Cockfuck?
#247
General Chat / Married%
March 17, 2017, 07:38:56 AM
Back when I first joined this community 17 years ago I never thought I would one day resemble a healthy, functioning adult. I wish unto you all a partner that is as good a match for you as mine is to me.

Will post more pics when I get them.

#248
FFA / Re: *** Petition to suspend Grav from Discord for 2 days ***
March 14, 2017, 10:07:19 PM
The block function on discord is shit though. My suggestion to all parties is to stop the drama and ignore each other.
#249
FFA / Re: My Forum Name
March 14, 2017, 10:04:59 PM
Lol youre a new person and already talking shit to another member. You can fuck right off.
#250
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Eyy fellas
March 12, 2017, 11:29:30 AM
My name is K.... and I like to party.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y2nPHYpmXc
#251
FFA / Re: comment on top 5 degen video
March 11, 2017, 11:49:12 PM
Tl;dr marc is retard
#252
FFA / Re: Her vagina is so tight..
March 09, 2017, 10:57:45 PM
Her vagina is so tight...

...I have to constantly switch weapons to have sex.
#253
FFA / Her vagina is so tight..
March 09, 2017, 10:57:17 PM
...I had to set my cock's collision radius to 0 to have sex.
#254
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Does any one have any good lockshot tips?
March 07, 2017, 10:15:25 PM
Quote from: RaiidarOn on March 07, 2017, 10:06:23 PM
Quote from: SGT RAGEQUIT on March 07, 2017, 06:06:46 PM
if you're interested in goldeneye past a dam 53 you need to get a CRT television, it'll feel way more responsive

Its been a while since I have used a CRT so I don't have a good comparison, but I have one of those 1ms gaming monitors and I don't really feel like its not responsive.

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/94a9d25e-881e-4fb2-920d-2c51318d40db
#255
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Does any one have any good lockshot tips?
March 07, 2017, 04:19:18 PM
This is the BEST advice. Applies not only to the lockshot but also other things.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFwUcEwD4l4
#256
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** The Inconsistency Problem ***
March 07, 2017, 12:09:41 PM
Well tbh im in favor of a fully proven ranks. I agree unproven times shouldnt be listed, especially if they never had proof at all.

I would just say that showing a worse offense shouldnt really help this case. I.e its not as bad as this other thing so we should allow it.

Knowing Glen im really not sure if he would care (or even realise) that you backrolled his unproven good times. I really suggest that instead of nagging etc you do what i did with experts 54 and form a case and make a formal request. Thats how shit gets done.

I also think that cant be directly compared, because in glens case its a legit case of questioning legitimacy and meeting proof standards. Its really apples and oranges.
#257
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** The Inconsistency Problem ***
March 07, 2017, 10:57:16 AM
Cant sleep..

Grandfathering does not apply in this case, just like grandfathering doesnt apply with cheaters.

Dave doesnt have a vid because twitch deleted it, marc doesnt have a vid because marc deleted it. There is obviously a big difference here, which is intent.

Again, its not a matter of legitimacy and no is claiming 23 didnt happen. But we should not tolerate players removing vids.

If you cant discern the difference between negligence and ill intent i dont know what to tell you mate. You can try to argue that times shouldnt be backrolled if people remove vids.. But i dont see a case at all for claiming this is inconsistent.
#258
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** The Inconsistency Problem ***
March 07, 2017, 09:46:47 AM
On phone about to go to sleep, but will quickly say..

Its not always about legitimacy. Sometimes, times are backrolled as punishment for bad behaviour. So, for someone who cheats their entire page is removed.. Even if some of their times are provably legit. Similarly, if a player remove their video they have their time backrolled.

When viewed through the (correct) lens of players being repremanded for ill behaviour, rather than simply not meeting proof stadards, it is completely consistent that marcs time would be removed and daves would not.
#259
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
March 06, 2017, 01:06:28 AM
Nice work, I was trying to do it a much slower way. Defs can go down much lower. I'll work on it in a couple months but I'm pretty suprised you were able to get it to work a couple times already.
#260
FFA / Re: Goose's Top 5 Most Stunning Instances of Degeneracy
March 06, 2017, 12:47:54 AM
Quote from: scythe death on March 05, 2017, 01:21:01 PM
Quote from: The man who trolled and lost everything on March 05, 2017, 08:49:20 AM
scythe, I actually agree that some/much of what Marc says is founded largely in truth (ironically.)  A lot of his views and beliefs of the world are similar to mine.

That being said he's a complete dick, treats people poorly, and the rest of what he says is complete lunacy.  So yeah you and I are on a very similar page here.

Yeah, but philosophers tend to be dicks.  Not that he's a legitimate philosopher or anything, but if he thinks that he sees something that others don't, and these people insist on not seeing it, his only response is going to be to mock you or point out your faults, which people tend to consider rude.  The better response is to this Marc guy is not to reject his points or dismiss them for "lol too many words durrr", but to understand them first, then refute them if so needed.

I'm not sure it is exists, but if there were an awards ceremony for 'Most Naive Person On The Planet'.. you would sweep it.
#261
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Unfalsifiability Problem
March 05, 2017, 08:55:08 AM
Quote from: Carathorn on March 05, 2017, 08:15:28 AM
Quote from: Botched Movie Quotes on March 04, 2017, 10:41:59 AM
Asking for better proof does not mean you are accusing the person of cheating.

It's a rare case anyway, that being a high RNG level which is famous for fake vids + a player having insane times on that level only. It's completely reasonable for people to be skeptical. Please don't act like that's a bad thing for people to have questions and for the times to be subject to increased scrutiny.

I agree that asking for more proof is a good idea especially considering the level/player circumstances, I just don't see how 30 minutes of footage prior to the 58 run is going to expose anyone in case the run was fake. Even a 30 minute video with completely different stages or lower pace failed runs is not going to expose anyone. Someone can always just say "it was the run of a lifetime" and, even though you'd have more reason to doubt someone, you still wouldn't have anything to take action on. Or am I missing something?

IF someone were to fake a run, making them provide a session would FORCE them to create a splice. This splice is very hard to do perfectly and can be detected with audio analysis. However splicing an end screen to a single run can be done in a way that cannot be detected. It's more about increasing the odds that a person will slip up or leave a clue confirming they have created a fake run (if that's the case). Things don't have to be guaranteed in order for an action to be taken.

Personally, I brought up the idea of asking Luke to provide the session but I wasn't suggesting we should definitely backroll the time if he wasn't able to provide it. However, a full session would definitely remove most of the doubt and allow people to relax a lot more and feel more assured. If the session showed bad play, much lower OCB etc then further investigation should follow.

We should always try to create a full picture when making decisions. Sometimes, one point isn't enough to confirm anything, but when you have a whole bunch of points questions should start getting asked. It works both ways. For example in this case, while the video quality is bad, the session vid makes up for it. So personally I'm happy with it. However some people may choose to ignore the session and look strictly at video quality, which I would not suggest. Take everything into account when making judgement calls.
#262
General Chat / Re: CRT required for competitive times?
March 05, 2017, 07:48:57 AM
Yeah they are fine. Simple levels where you don't have to worry about reacting to guards etc will be ok cause your brain gets used to the delay.

Most of the easier wr's will be possible with LCD. Trust me though, CRTs are way easier to play.

#263
General Chat / Re: CRT required for competitive times?
March 05, 2017, 07:04:56 AM
LCD TV's need to change the signal from analog to digital. This causes a delay between what the n64 sends out and what the tv shows. It's pretty small, but on more complex stages and on stages where you need to react to things you'll bleed time.
#264
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Unfalsifiability Problem
March 04, 2017, 10:41:59 AM
It is extremely hypocritical for people to say that other people are coming to conclusions too fast, when they are also coming to conclusions too fast.

Asking for better proof does not mean you are accusing the person of cheating. With that same logic asking proof at all is essentially suggesting all people are cheating, which isn't the case. It's just that better times need better proof. In this case the time was very good and considering all points more proof was felt to be needed by a lot of players to confirm the time. Especially given that high RNG levels are susceptible to fake runs, as has been the history with frigate sa.

Statements such as 'no one plays Frigate like that when the odds of objective A completing are 1/100' are FACTS. As no one before this did play the level like that. It's not an argument that the time is fake, it's just a cause for suspicion or asking further questions. You act as if being skeptical and really pointing out things in the run is a bad thing when actually it's healthy to do and that's how you catch cheaters.

This is a peculiar case where a person has very good times on 1 level and nothing else significant on other levels. There is a precedent for this with Lucid in PD. The SAME response happened btw which is a request for a full session. As Petit doesn't have similar high skill vids on other levels and he doesn't stream it's impossible to get a good grasp of his overall skill. Sessions are only required in cases like these, because we don't actually have enough information to determine a players skill.

It's a rare case anyway, that being a high RNG level which is famous for fake vids + a player having insane times on that level only. It's completely reasonable for people to be skeptical. Please don't act like that's a bad thing for people to have questions and for the times to be subject to increased scrutiny.

I find it very distasteful when people act as if skepticism is a terrible thing when I believe overall the net result is a positive thing. Remember back in the day when proof policies were non existent? It's skepticism that drove better policies and improved the overall proof situation. It's going to be the skeptics that catch future cheaters, it definitely won't be people who watch a video once and say "well nothing jumped out at me so it's legit".

#265
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Is Luke Pettit's Frigate SA 0:58 quality acceptable?
March 04, 2017, 08:59:42 AM
Hard to say exactly, I think it depends on all the factors.

Too tired right now though tbh.

but if I may randomly ramble..

luke provided session vids etc which is good. Also MAYBE frig sa has been exposed and it's not that bad. If hostage odds aren't that made and people really focused on speed (like, luke played for speed more than anyone else has) maybe 58 isn't even that cooked. It may just seem super significant because of an unhealthy view of the level.

I.e, if frig sa 58 was considered the same as like a 90-95 pointer the capture quality wouldn't be that bad for it.
#266
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Attention: Luke Pettit
March 03, 2017, 11:05:18 PM
Asking for more proof is not the same as accusing someone of lying.

Why didnt we take same action for Ace? Not sure if troll question because his was stream lol. Nice troll post. Nice b8 got me gud.
#267
FFA / Re: NEWS & POLITICS MEGATHREAD: Shitposts, Reasoned Argument & Everything in Between
March 01, 2017, 10:34:43 AM
OK to clarify I didn't say that law dictates what life is. I said that law dictates what is murder and what isn't. As murder is defined as 'an unlawful killing'. Given that killing something may or may not be acceptable depending on the context you can't argue from a place of principle that killing is wrong. You'd have to explain why it's wrong in any given context.

I didn't say that a child becomes life as 22 weeks or anything like that. My point regarding life was actually that there is no on/off switch and it's not black and white. It is a continuum because you're not going from something that is dead to something that is alive. Everything involved is already alive and just grows from that.

The standard I used in my last post was 'biological independence'. Meaning that it can survive as a biologically separate individual. The 22 weeks comes from the fact that babies simply cannot survive if removed from the womb before this point. This even considers the use of incubators which is required if they are born that early. Before this point the baby has not developed and if removed will die no matter what we do.  It has not grown to the point where it can satisfy the most basic thing which is being able to live. Before this point it is completely dependant on being biologically attached the mother so I would not consider it as its own person with its own rights.

People being on life support etc is a completely different case. First of all, they satisfy my definition of biological independence. They are alive as their own biological individual. Secondly, getting injured/sick etc does not forfeit your rights as an individual. The term 'viability' is used in a specific context and you cannot simply throw that term around and use it in other contexts in order to broaden its meaning.

Viability is important in human development to understand if a baby can be its own individual with its own rights. Because if it cannot be an individual it is still sitting under the umbrella of the rights of the mother. Until the baby can exist as its own individual it is only an extension of the mothers body. So viability states that if removed from the mother would the baby survive as a separate being. If the answer is yes then the baby deserves its rights as an individual, including the right to live.

You mentioned 'potential life' to which there is no logical argument against as the definition is vague and it's based on possibility rather than reality. There is always the potential for anything. Even contraception, abstinence etc prevents life and could be seen as preventing life from existing. There is always a cost/benefit to everything and a case can be made either way. For example, if a women who is poor/single gets an abortion it may allow her to financially recover and thus have more children later. Whereas having the baby now may financially cripple her forever meaning she can't support as many children in the future.

Like I said before I don't think this is a simple issue in that it's either wrong or right. If you feel as though abortion before the point of viability should be 'illegal' you'd need to make an argument why, and it has to be more than just 'it's morally wrong' etc. If you're claim is that it's an unjust killing you would need to establish exactly why. Humans kill living beings all the time (animals AND humans) so killing in of itself is not morally wrong.

But I just want to say in closing that I'm not saying you're wrong for being against abortions etc, and I'm not making the claim that people are morally correct for doing abortions. I'm more talking about what should or shouldn't be legal. People will always disagree on what the best course of action is, but when it comes to creating laws and punishing people for breaking them we need to be more concise and logical in our reasoning. Unless you believe that religion should also govern laws which is a big move from the system we use atm.

About Roe vs Wade, basically most abortions would be legal before the 3rd trimester because getting an abortion is statistically safer than giving birth. Therefore, given that the fetus has no rights as an individual under the 14th amendment but the mother DOES have rights, she is within her rights to make the decision to abort as it is safer for her. Once the fetus is in the 3rd trimester and becomes viable then the state basically says that it has rights as an individual under the 14th amendment and therefore may not be killed. Basically at that point the rights of the fetus overrides the mother's fear of well-being.

#268
Perfect Dark / Re: Ask any PD related questions you'd like here.
February 28, 2017, 08:56:00 AM
Quote from: AZ on February 28, 2017, 08:31:30 AM
No.

However, there should be a rankings somewhere...

Check GeoCities.
#269
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Frigate 0:59 is Cropped, Didn't We Settle This????
February 28, 2017, 02:24:26 AM
Quote from: The man who trolled and lost nothing on February 28, 2017, 02:03:23 AM
...thanks for jumping to conclusions.

You are the one who jumped to conclusions in order to attack me. All I did was say that if you feel like having this discussion is a waste of your time you should not be in the council, because this is its primary role.

From this 1 sentence, you made the conclusions that..

1. I ignored or did not consider your posts. You then used this false conclusion to personally attack me by saying 'I'm not surprised at all', indicating that it's in my nature/personality to ignore your posts in general.
2. That I was not contributing to the discussion.

Both of which were complete projections on your part and completely unnecessary.

You also attempted to deflect the main point (that you shouldn't talk that way in these discussions) by pointing to different posts you made or by claiming that I'm wrong as well in some way.

These conclusions DO show your inability to use logic, because you're failing to use it and this is evidence. You are letting your emotions take over and you are attacking anyone you don't like or disagree with. Which should not be tolerated in this particular group.
#270
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Frigate 0:59 is Cropped, Didn't We Settle This????
February 28, 2017, 01:18:19 AM
Quote from: The man who trolled and lost nothing on February 27, 2017, 09:53:29 AM
ffs grav. Stop wasting my time. I really don't like responding to these stupid arguments you bring up and make misleading statements like this thread title which comprises of two clauses, both of which are deceptive.

A council member talking like this in a council discussion is a joke. The way Ace holds his discussions I'm very surprised he's allowed in the council.

QuoteBecause I am actually contributing to the discussion and making fair counterarguments unlike both of you? Seriously you guys may as well not post if you are here just to say that instead of contributing to the actual discussion. It appears you gave more importance to that post than my previous two, which I am not surprised with at all

I did make arguments very clearly in discord (in your favor actually) and made my thoughts well known. So the fact that you said I wasn't contributing to the discussion shows your bias and irrational thought process.

Making 1 decent post does not excuse you from making a 2nd hostile and unnecessary post. Again, this shows your inability to use logic.

Ace's belligerent nature and inability to hold decent discourse in disagreements really makes me think he shouldn't be in the council.
#271
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Frigate 0:59 is Cropped, Didn't We Settle This????
February 27, 2017, 11:57:18 PM
I will just reaffirm what Luke said in relation to wasting ace's time. It's the council's job to discuss issues like this, so if you don't want to discuss things like that don't be on the council?
#272
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Elite Top 5s and Other Videos - Ideas & Organizational Thread
February 26, 2017, 10:43:48 PM
I think 112 should be in the vid at #1. The people want it. Its the best overall choice as far as views, marketing, etc.
#273
FFA / Re: NEWS & POLITICS MEGATHREAD: Shitposts, Reasoned Argument & Everything in Between
February 26, 2017, 04:27:23 AM
Quote from: Scrambler Fanny on February 25, 2017, 11:57:40 AM
As for the abortion part (which was pretty short), Ben asked a fundamental question that you BOTH kind of "side-stepped" in your posts. K.. said that "Obviously abortions are not ideal and decent people seek to avoid it, because on some level it is also killing another human." My question to you K.. is: is taking an innocent life murder? Is it a life at conception? If so, abortion is murder. If not, who decides WHEN it becomes a life? In my opinion, ONLY religion can answer this. What you believe answers this. Notice I didn't say my religion. Religion is simply your world-view and what you believe about existence, life, death, taxes, etc. I know that you both know this, but my world-view is that God has formed and knit-together the very fabric of life from the time of conception and holds every single child as valuable beyond our comprehension. He also says that murdering anyone (not capitol punishment - that's a different topic) is worthy of forfeiting your own life.

Killing another person is only murder if it is unlawful. A US soldier who kills an armed combatant will not go to jail for murder, because it is lawful. The state executing a prisoner is not murder as the law allows it. So as long as an abortion is legal it is not murder. That's to answer your question specifically, as I did not side step anything. I actually said, as you quoted, that abortion is killing another human. Though I did say 'on some level', implying that it is not exactly the same as killing a fully independent human. So, killing other humans is never murder unless you factor in all details etc. So when you ask the question, is abortion murder, the answer depends on the current law. I know what you mean though and I think you're asking if killing the baby is morally wrong.

When it comes to what determines life, this is a biological question, not a question of morals/religion. Also there is no on/off switch for life because technically sperm is alive and so are eggs. To suggest things are so simple I think is naive. I think we have to acknowledge that there is no exact reference point you can use for certain as things flow on a continuum. Therefore all that is left is to negotiate and discuss different ideas about what the cut off point should be.

In my own opinion, I would use biological independence as a starting point. Basically, can the fetus survive independent of the mother if separated from the womb. If it cannot survive independently than I would not yet consider it an individual. I'm talking strictly biologically, as all babies need adults to survive, but only because they need food. Babies can survive if biologically separated from 22/23 weeks however the odds are low. But given that it's possible and you'd never know on an individual level you would need to abort at least before this time, and then with a further buffer to be sure. This is actually currently the legal standard when it comes to the cut off point...

Roe vs. Wade, the 1973 case legalizing abortion, made fetal viability an important legal concept. The Supreme Court ruled that states cannot put the interests of a fetus ahead of the interests of the pregnant woman until the fetus is "viable." The court defined viable to mean capable of prolonged life outside the mother's womb. It said this included fetuses that doctors expected to be sustained by respirators. The court accepted the conventional medical wisdom that a fetus becomes viable at the start of the last third of a pregnancy, the third trimester, sometime between the 24th and 28th week (a pregnancy usually lasts 38 weeks). Because the point of viability varies, the court ruled, it could only be determined case by case and by the woman's own doctor. Even if the fetus is viable, the court said, states could not outlaw an abortion if the woman's life or health was at stake.

TL:DR - Is abortion murder? Not if it's legal. When does a fetus become an individual with rights? When it can survive as a separate biological being. Until that point I don't see how it could be considered an individual that has its own rights etc.
#274
FFA / Re: Post something nice about the person above you v2!
February 25, 2017, 07:08:31 PM
Very smart, logical, has very large potential in life due to ability to really digest information and learn from it (instead of letting emotional bias get in the way), also has huge cock.

#275
FFA / Re: NEWS & POLITICS MEGATHREAD: Shitposts, Reasoned Argument & Everything in Between
February 25, 2017, 10:19:51 AM
We are on the same page.

To clarify the sentence about not being productive to the discussion, it was directed at the transgender issue. As I saw 2 separate issues outlined in the vid (abortion and transgender, therefore 2 'separate' discussions). You did bring value to the discussion about abortion, I was just separating each issue into their own discussion. If that makes sense.

Also, I didn't say to take it easy. I was just pointing out how you misinterpreted what I said. I think that is much worse than disliking what I say if you actually are understanding correctly.

BTW, I don't use 'caring about form' as a crutch or a trick to win an argument. I've spent like 10 years studying social dynamics, sales, marketing etc (which are all forms of communication), and I've read books on how to argue etc because I genuinely enjoy the art of debate and I like to disect the communication and analyse it. This is from a genuine interest in it, it's not stemming just from my need to 'win' or anything like that.

I really wasns't meaning to be rude or anything in my initial post, and maybe upon rereading you might find that if you take the words literally that I said there is nothing really that wrong with it (i've reread it multiple times and cannot see any character attacks etc) and my last sentence was not aimed at you but rather the dregs of the boards that love to insult each other over disagreements and stuff like that.

But who care, we are now on the same page and we agree on the issues in the vid. I disagree that Shapiro's views are stemming from any ignorance etc. His reads A LOT , polical discussion is his profession(and has written 7 books, graduated from harvard law school). He is religious, however he points out a lot that he would not force his beliefs on others in the form of policy etc, and tries to argue points from logic.

In the video he mentions very high suicide rates among transgender though. I haven't checked the figures, but he stated 40%. Let's say though even if it's not 40%, but just much higher, that's a cause for concern. If it's not labelled as a mental issue because you think that's 'taboo' or just 'backwards' for some reason then it may be preventing research and more thought about the issue. I think Shapiro stresses to treat it as a mental illness because he believes that quality of life for these people is lower than normal people (which based on suicide rates may actually be true) and he wants more effort into helping these people rather than seeing them suffer because society doesn't think it's an issue.

http://www.vocativ.com/culture/lgbt/transgender-suicide/

Here is a link (probably gets the source from the same plan Ben did) where it cites 40% for suicide attempts with trans gender. So there may be a real issue.

SIDE NOTE TECHNICALITY: If you have a friend, who puts on a new shirt, and you say 'you look like a faggot', that is SOOO different from going up to a random person you don't know and saying they look like a faggot. Context is important. We've known each other for a long time so you have to factor that into the communication.
#276
FFA / Re: NEWS & POLITICS MEGATHREAD: Shitposts, Reasoned Argument & Everything in Between
February 25, 2017, 09:13:46 AM
Also, I say stuff like "i'm just debating points" to try and defuse people getting emotional immediately and lash out at me. which, btw, you cannot deny is a real risk when discussing touchy issues like this.

I'm letting you know that I'm not emotionally invested in either side and am just interested in talking about it because I enjoy to discuss things. This is a very valid thing to do tbh and I have no idea why you would take that negatively. I really think that you see things in a very negative way, maybe it's just with me. Like it's impossible for me to disagree with you and state that without you appearing to get upset etc.

If you are wondering how I connected your post to an ignorant leftist, it's this sentence.

"Also, obviously all people speaking out firmly against transgenderism are people who aren't dealing with it / anyone close to them. It's the unknown, it's scary and it's ruining their view on how they believe the world should be."

This is a generalisation of everyone on a particular side which claims to understand all of their situations/motives etc. Which is something I saw leftists do A LOT in the last pres election.
#277
FFA / Re: NEWS & POLITICS MEGATHREAD: Shitposts, Reasoned Argument & Everything in Between
February 25, 2017, 08:59:33 AM
Cara please read my post again, but more carefully, because a lot of what you said was a lie about what I said.

I hope I don't have to go over the 10 or so things that you got completely wrong about my post. I hope that you reread, and then read your post again and realise the mistakes. To help you out though to understand I'll give you the first 3 things.

Well thanks for counterlabeling me then

I did not label you at any point in my post. Please outline where. You mentioned in your post that I said you were a leftist? I said ""Because you look like an ignorant leftist". If this is a language barrier because english isn't your first language let me know. This means that your post runs like an ignorant leftist, but I know that you are not. If I thought you were I would say "You are an ignorant leftist".

"Good job" on poking holes into someones reasoning and then taking the moral highground like you always do

Where did I take a moral highground?

you continuously talk about form and barely about the substance

Yes form is actually important. Breakdown of communication is the number 1 reason why relationships fail. So really stressing good communication is important if people aren't thinking about it. You misread, and misunderstand things I say all the time because you aren't even trying to understand or look carefully at the form I use. If your form is terrible, you don't even care to read sentences properly, you take things out of context, you twist words around etc I don't wish to have a conversation with you with deep substance because it's pointless and not enjoyable for me. Once it is clear that you have to ability to really understand what is said clearly I am more willing to talk substance.

The way you finish your post actually shows of less respect to other people than I did. I clearly stated in my post that I fully respect people thinking different on subjects as I do

I'm sorry, but saying that you respect someone doesn't mean shit if you generalise, give them negative labels without justification etc. How you act defines if you respect someone. Also I have no idea what post you read, but I said "I think both sides have valid points and neither side could claim the other is wrong." So I have no idea what you're going on about? And as for my final sentence, yes if someone reads my post and see this as antitrans they are a fucking moron. but notice in your post you said that I said ""you are a fucking moron". Which again is a flat out lie.

There are many more instances where you misconstrue, lie about what I said, or whatever. I'll say again though, if this is a language barrier issue let me know. Because you are just not understanding anything I say. OR you are just projecting a fuckload of negativity that doesn't actually exist in the post, and because you're blinded by that projection you actually read my sentences differently to how they are.





#278
FFA / Re: NEWS & POLITICS MEGATHREAD: Shitposts, Reasoned Argument & Everything in Between
February 25, 2017, 07:44:11 AM
Cara your post kinda screams like you have no idea about what Ben Shapiro thinks or who he is.

Furthermore you are projecting a lot stuff onto people who speak out against transgenderism and don't actually bring anything of value to the discussion. Just kind of labelling the opposition as ignorant/afraid etc which is counter productive.

The reality is that Ben Shapiro has more credentials than could possibly be required to discuss such topics and if you want to rebut you should use actual points. Because you look like an ignorant leftist who doesn't actually know anything but just likes to label people as bigots etc.

Not that I really care to have a strong opinion because it doesn't really matter. But I'm pro abortion because I think if parents have made the decision to not have children it doesn't make a difference if they use contraception or get an (early) abortion, the net result is the same. Obviously abortions are not ideal and decent people seek to avoid it, because on some level it is also killing another human. I think both sides have valid points and neither side could claim the other is wrong. Probably religion plays a big part. So while I think abortion is ok it is not something that I think comes with no cost. I do not think that parents who do not want to have children should have children, period.

The main issue with the transgender thing is when it comes to creating policy about how others should treat transgenders. I.e requiring them to call them a particular pronoun, allowing them into different sex segregated areas etc. Also this may become a slippery slope when biological men are allowed into women's sports etc. The problem isn't really with people changing sex etc, the problem is that they then tell others how they should be treated and don't seem very tolerant to other views. Which is what Cara shows, if someone disagrees it is because they are ignorant/afraid/evil etc so they are 'bad' people, 'shameful' etc.

Also I don't care at all about transgender etc I'm just discussing the points so if anyone comes at me like I'm anti transgender or some shit they are a fucking moron.
#279
FFA / Re: OFFICIAL NOMENCLATURE PETITION
February 24, 2017, 06:12:01 AM
I proposed the following changes instead..

-SINGLE R-LEAN changed to 'Just The Tip throw'

-DOUBLE R-LEAN changed to 'Balls Deep throw'

-DUCK DOUBLE LEAN changed to 'BBC throw'
#280
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Elite Podcast - 2016 Year-in-Review Pt. 1 [Episode Now Online]
February 22, 2017, 05:09:13 AM
I can do march 11th sat night (US time), let's LOCK IT IN for that weekend.
#281
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Elite Top 5s and Other Videos - Ideas & Organizational Thread
February 15, 2017, 01:38:21 AM
Top 5 'Top 5' lists.
#282
General Chat / Re: Karl's REGEN topic
February 14, 2017, 09:55:39 AM
Guitar progress vid. I play the song I'm hoping to perfect by the end of the year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKrb-jGb71g

#283
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Elite Podcast - 2016 Year-in-Review Pt. 1 [Episode Now Online]
February 10, 2017, 05:18:03 AM
Ace is correct, I am still keen for the podcast.
#284
General Chat / Re: Karl's REGEN topic
February 08, 2017, 03:29:34 AM
Quote from: We have seen illusion and reality begin to overlap and fuse on February 07, 2017, 11:56:58 AM
Nice, keep it up! :D

You can always just post a regular recording without much editing or commentary to make things easier.

Thanks bro. I will do a bit of that soon I think.

SLEEP

I'd say my average sleep time was 6 hours. However my actual time would rarely be this, it would either be much less (2-6 hrs) or more (8 hrs or so) depending on heat and if I had to work the next day. Any day where I'm scheduled to wake up will be shit for me, but if I can sleep in it's ok.

The problem with getting too little sleep is that even if you get an ok day (8-10hrs) you still won't feel good. I think it takes consistent sleep with no sleep deprivation for a little while to fully recover. So even on days where I got enough sleep for 1 day I would still feel really crap. Being productive day in, day out was impossible.

Now I'm average at least 8 hrs I would say. On my days off sometimes I'm getting more than 10hrs. Still don't feel like I have completely recovered yet though, but my willpower has dramatically improved. Also, with a higher average I'm able to do more on days I don't get enough sleep. For example last night I probably only got 6 hrs, which is definitely not enough, but my willpower is MUCH higher than it would normally be so I'm still able to work on stuff despite feeling like crap.

I think the main benefit from getting more sleep is willpower and discipline. I believe that it would be physically possible to be productive with sleep deprivation however it's more of a mental issue. Willpower/discipline is extremely diminished on low amounts of sleep.
#285
Perfect Dark / Re: Why is Henning not banned from the PD rankings?
February 07, 2017, 11:51:07 PM
I would be against removing his PD times. Not because he didnt deserve to be banned, but rather because of what happened after the decision was made.

If you check his pr history you will see he has many prs since the decision was finalised and he had likely spent hundreds or hours playing getting those prs because he was still ranked.

Henning was not responsible for the decision to keep his pd page, therefore he should not be retroactively punished for this by wasting the many hours he played with the understanding his times will be ranked.
#286
General Chat / Re: Karl's REGEN topic
February 07, 2017, 10:06:24 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDLmi8DZNWM

I hadn't made vids because of sleep deprivation and trying to use all my energy on practicing stuff (instead of making vids). But I fixed a couple of major issues so now things are looking really good. Will post some progress vids very soon hopefully. Have made some awesome progress, keen to show it.

I have left discord and am trying to avoid anything that is not related to my goals in order to try and boost productivity and keep my sanity. But I will keep this topic going as I really do hope that I can help/inspire anyone else here who would also like to achieve some cool goals.

Thank you for the <3
#287
FFA / Re: ATTN: AMERICANS
January 30, 2017, 11:43:40 AM
Maybe Guy Sebastian can help here, if you but listen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-nd1nQgOr8
#288
FFA / Re: The GE Porn thread
January 30, 2017, 12:29:13 AM
#289
General Chat / Re: so... marc rutzou.....
January 28, 2017, 10:17:05 AM
Quote from: Ogran on January 28, 2017, 09:22:35 AM
wtf nintendo

Yeah nintendo you really dropped the ball here you big hairy ballsack.
#290
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Elite Podcast - 2016 Year-in-Review Pt. 1 [Episode Now Online]
January 25, 2017, 11:17:54 AM
For the record even though I'm not feeling well I am willing at any time to the do the podcast.

Furthermore I have proactively attempted to set dates with people and said that I'm willing any time. No other people have been proactive in locking in a date.

I'm not a good host, so I would need a host-type person like Jim to help do the podcast.

What I'm looking for is a group of people, like 5 or more including the top players and some crowd favorites to ask questions/share insights.
#291
FFA / Dad's balls in my mouth
January 19, 2017, 09:40:27 AM
Post questions/comments below.
#292
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ATTN: RUNWAY 30 PREDDERS
January 16, 2017, 09:49:00 AM
People who are not experts at strats should listen to people who are experts at strats.
#293
General Chat / Re: *** Eliter of the Year 2016 Award ***
January 16, 2017, 09:45:39 AM
I should have voted for myself.
#294
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Hello again
January 12, 2017, 10:08:21 AM
Quote from: Axel A on January 12, 2017, 08:09:00 AM
Max, K.. was missing from the ranks for a few years there in the mid 00s but I dont remember the reason for it, perhaps K.. himself does and would like to share...

I was having a cry about something.
#295
FFA / Re: PETITION HERE IF U ARE SALTY ABOUT ELITE ANNUAL AWARDS RESULTS!!
January 07, 2017, 09:31:37 AM
The winner of the 2017 most rigged award will go to the 2016 Annual Awards.
#296
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Where is Jimmy Bauer?!?!?
January 05, 2017, 10:56:14 PM
QuoteUsernames, Avatars, Signatures, etc.

- Changing your username is allowed. However, you may NOT change to a username that is offensive or is intended to flame, troll, or impersonate other users. Breaking these rules will result in a suspension of name and profile editing privileges and likely a suspension of posting privileges.

Wow these boards went from Nazi Germany to a US University safe space.
#297
Archived Elite Polls / Re: *** THE ELITE AWARDS #43 - BEST UNTIED SLAYER (PD) ***
January 02, 2017, 01:28:39 AM
Is this not including where you beat an untied? You have to tie it only?
#298
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
December 31, 2016, 09:13:07 AM
Quote from: Anemptybox on December 31, 2016, 09:01:40 AM
Would it be a good idea to open the door by the skedar you punch, either before or during you punch him, so you don't have to wait for it to open?

Door is locked until you place the falcon.
#299
Archived Elite Polls / Re: *** THE ELITE AWARDS #32 - GAME OF THE YEAR ***
December 28, 2016, 10:16:46 AM
No contest.
#300
Perfect Dark / Re: PD Strategy Discussion Topic
December 28, 2016, 10:15:31 AM
Quote from: Boss on December 27, 2016, 11:35:58 PM
Quote from: Wouter Jansen on December 27, 2016, 06:02:10 AM
Could it be faster to do the pres lure on A/SA and throw the mine after?

It's worth a look. I think with an insane start it could be surprising close to the same speed, but the main issue is how long the mine takes to get down there then you still need to wait another 2s to complete.

With the same start pace as your PA wr run it yields a 1:16 at best. So basically you need a 2 sec quicker pres lure. I tried for 2 hours and only got 1 1:16 pace pres lure. If you can kinda yolo the pres a bit you can get 1:14 pace. The issue is that the pres doesn't leave the cave quick enough so you have to wait for him. Unless you can get an insane pres out of the cave, which may technically be the same odds as getting a 1:14 pace press the old way.

Conclusion: I can get to the clone and kill him 1:14 pace pretty easy. Requires you to wait for pres only once (first place you normally wait) then strafing to that line where the pres will run to the ship. But when I do this he doesn't leave the cave quick enough and turns back around when I pass him.
#301
Archived Elite Polls / Re: *** THE ELITE AWARDS #20 - BEST GE TUTORIAL ***
December 23, 2016, 07:57:04 AM
Quote from: Alec McDonald on December 23, 2016, 01:36:59 AM
2) We hold a vote to retroactively backroll the time if it means that much to the community

Suggesting that a community may need to hold a vote in order to get its proof moderator to enforce its proof policy? You know what to do bro.
#302
Archived Elite Polls / Re: *** THE ELITE AWARDS #20 - BEST GE TUTORIAL ***
December 23, 2016, 07:34:02 AM
If you backroll stuff like control 3:56 and illus 2:26 you gotta backroll this 1:58 if it was significant. Oversight by the moderator doesn't mean the person just gets to keep their time up. I don't understand why there are any other options other than backroll?
#303
Archived Elite Polls / Re: *** THE ELITE AWARDS #24 - BEST 2016 POP ALBUM ***
December 23, 2016, 01:07:27 AM
It's true. Into You single handedly defeats any other album released in the year.
#304
FFA / Re: is this real
December 22, 2016, 09:20:32 PM
I thought it was a page for the dancer from lord of the dance.
#305
Archived Elite Polls / Re: *** THE ELITE AWARDS #22 - BEST ACCENT ***
December 22, 2016, 08:35:31 AM
How do I select myself 3 times.
#306
FFA / Re: Merry Christmas, Eliters
December 21, 2016, 08:12:58 AM
This is really sick! Legit like it a lot. Awesome production btw.
#307
FFA / Re: ***The Perks Of Being A Corporate Drone***
December 19, 2016, 08:33:01 PM
6. Forced to leave the house and get life experience.

7. Potential to interact with female drones.
#308
GoldenEye 007 / Re: OPERATION: PREVENT RANKINGS DRAMA
December 16, 2016, 09:40:53 PM
In addition to the proposed changes i also wish to include a clause in relation to glitches.

Basically, all glitches that contribute to a pr/wr must be able to be reproduced and replicated. One off glitches or hardware/software malfunctions cannot contribute to a pr (see: pd teleportation glitch, swiss clip).
#309
General Chat / Re: Karl's REGEN topic
December 16, 2016, 09:10:37 PM
#310
GoldenEye 007 / Re: [DATA] Miscellaneous GoldenEye Statistics Thread
December 15, 2016, 11:29:53 PM
Ace is correct.
#311
Perfect Dark / Re: Getting keen
December 15, 2016, 10:54:06 AM
I'm getting slightly keen again.
#312
Archived Elite Polls / Re: *** THE ELITE AWARDS #15 - FAVORITE UNDERGROUND PERSONALITY ***
December 15, 2016, 03:03:57 AM
When this is finished pls expose anyone who votes chuya.
#313
Archived Elite Polls / Re: *** THE ELITE AWARDS #13 - BEST SIDE-GAME ***
December 13, 2016, 09:45:33 AM
..well.. technically I've played stardew valley cause I helped my GF do some fishing.
#314
Archived Elite Polls / Re: *** THE ELITE AWARDS #13 - BEST SIDE-GAME ***
December 13, 2016, 09:44:58 AM
the 1 game I have played in the list is perfect dark.
#315
Archived Elite Polls / Re: *** THE ELITE AWARDS #13 - BEST SIDE-GAME ***
December 13, 2016, 03:48:18 AM
I've only played 1 of these games. But why is perfect dark a side game.
#316
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
December 11, 2016, 11:51:11 PM
maian spag 1:52
maian ag 1:35 (awesome!)
#317
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New Videos Here
December 10, 2016, 11:35:29 AM
#318
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New Videos Here
December 10, 2016, 10:32:05 AM
#319
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Rare WR Database
December 07, 2016, 12:21:01 PM
Thanks :)
#320
Perfect Dark / 2 136 in a row
December 07, 2016, 09:36:43 AM
#321
GoldenEye 007 / Re: What is/are your favourite GE accomplishments in 2016?
December 06, 2016, 11:27:10 AM
Streets 1:11. It proved to me that no matter how ancient and old i am i can still pwn. It gave me the confidence to play pd seriously again as well.

The importance of the wr in general will probs dwindle over time as more people cake it, but untying it affected me deeply on a personal level. It felt great to be a part of GE history again.
#322
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Rare WR Database
December 06, 2016, 02:21:02 AM
As per https://web.archive.org/web/20030327054427/http://www.the-elite.net/PD/

I updated this time http://rankings.the-elite.net/~Sim+Threat/time/44457

was uwr. The archive doesn't show names cause of april fools but shows my color.
#323
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Rare WR Database
December 06, 2016, 02:03:21 AM
#324
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Rare WR Database
December 06, 2016, 01:35:36 AM
http://rankings.the-elite.net/~Sim+Threat/time/23585

also updated the date on this time which was an untied as well.
#325
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Rare WR Database
December 06, 2016, 01:30:34 AM
To whomever updates the page...

http://rankings.the-elite.net/~Sim+Threat/time/65615

I updated the date on this time. As per http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/geocities/pdarktimes/under3hoursPD.html I definitely got this time as an untied. Though it's not in the wr topic for some reason, I was probs too busy being awesome at everything to post it.
#326
Archived Elite Polls / Re: *** THE ELITE AWARDS #6 - BEST 2016 POP SONG ***
December 06, 2016, 01:26:46 AM
I voted Into You because imo it's one of the best DANCE TRACKS of the last few years.
#327
Archived Elite Polls / Re: *** THE ELITE AWARDS #5 - FUNNIEST ELITER ***
December 05, 2016, 12:46:18 PM
Phil is so funny i want to suck his cock also I am gay.
#328
Perfect Dark / Re: *** Official PD 2016 Incentives Topic ***
December 05, 2016, 09:14:26 AM
Watch this vid..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLYi-XWSKlw

I'm offering $20 for every .1 timesave someone can give me with an optimisation on anything in this level. I.e, you give me a .2 optimisation, I give you $40.

Max bounty is $100. I.e if you give me a 1 sec timesave I give you $100.
#329
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New Videos Here
December 05, 2016, 09:11:15 AM
#330
Perfect Dark / Re: Getting keen
December 05, 2016, 09:05:19 AM
Quote from: 50 on December 04, 2016, 02:10:37 PM
Amazing K..!

yo where's that open door? Did I miss something?

You need 3 dragons of ammo to do that, and I only got two.

I played agent, got this run..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLYi-XWSKlw

Would have been low/mid 1:35. I think I will semi retire again as I played like 10 hrs of the level and only got 1 run.

UNLESS someone can give me like a .3 timesave somewhere pls.
#331
Perfect Dark / Re: Getting keen
December 04, 2016, 05:39:48 AM
1:53 (10)
1:53 (11)
1:53 (12)
1:52 (1)  :pimp:
#332
Archived Elite Polls / Re: *** THE ELITE AWARDS #3 - MOST IMPRESSIVE NEW TALENT ***
December 03, 2016, 10:19:12 PM
Wow good point. People who join at the end of a year get completely screwed out of a possible elite award. Rigged system. Sad.
#333
Perfect Dark / Re: Getting keen
December 03, 2016, 10:12:29 AM
1:53 (6)
1:53.01 (7) (clipped 1st lift when entering so it shut 1 second slower than it should have)
1:53 (8)
1:53 (9)
#334
Perfect Dark / Re: Getting keen
December 02, 2016, 11:18:19 AM
1:53(3)
1:53(4)
1:53(5)
#335
Perfect Dark / Re: Getting keen
December 01, 2016, 09:29:46 AM
Just warming up tonight I got a 1:51 (and 2 1:52's) on maian agent using the sa strat lol.
#336
Perfect Dark / Re: Getting keen
December 01, 2016, 08:28:57 AM
I found a half a second time saver literally within 15 mins of setting up the 64.
#337
Perfect Dark / Getting keen
December 01, 2016, 05:33:24 AM
This is just a public service announcement to let everyone know that I'm getting pretty keen.
#338
Archived Elite Polls / Re: *** THE ELITE AWARDS #1 - MEME OF THE YEAR ***
December 01, 2016, 01:28:57 AM
Is today the day.
#339
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New Videos Here
November 25, 2016, 10:37:51 AM
Use 1.4
#340
General Chat / Re: Karl's REGEN topic
November 25, 2016, 07:24:46 AM
Flexibility and posture overview.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5wEJesv5IQ
#341
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
November 23, 2016, 09:50:03 PM
#342
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
November 23, 2016, 12:43:29 AM
Quote from: Alec McDonald on November 22, 2016, 08:02:59 PM
"I enjoy taking the stairs up to my office on the 103rd floor every day. It makes me almost 2 hours late, but I think taking the elevator is just silly! Does anyone know the least amount of lateness anyone has achieved by taking the stairs?"
#343
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
November 23, 2016, 12:08:55 AM
Anyone still using 1.1 in 2016 is a masochist and is beyond help.

Waste of time giving advice.
#344
FFA / Re: I don't know about u...
November 13, 2016, 10:43:15 PM
Quote from: TheFlash on November 13, 2016, 07:31:55 PM
..you'll feel better tomorrow.

Did you just assume his future? That is futurist!
#345
General Chat / Re: Karl's REGEN topic
November 12, 2016, 09:27:01 AM
#346
General Chat / Re: Karl's REGEN topic
November 09, 2016, 09:54:22 PM
Diet overview for getting 6 pack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoCif2jYH_c
#347
General Chat / Re: Karl's REGEN topic
November 09, 2016, 12:03:52 AM
#348
General Chat / Re: Elite Aesthetics Invitational
November 05, 2016, 09:29:17 PM
Looked pretty good tbh.
#349
General Chat / Re: Elite "Fun" Contest: Predict the Electoral Map
November 05, 2016, 12:21:34 AM
Quote from: wheatrich on November 04, 2016, 11:49:15 PM
If you don't mind--why do you support trump?    It's just tough for me to rationalize how anyone who isn't a trump type or loves trump types (which you are neither from what I can tell) and uses their brain on things could just b/c the h2h comparison with hillary isn't remotely close as nearly everything people hate hillary for; trump or republicans have been worse at those same things.

You'll have to educate me on this. Hillary mistreated classified information, was not cooperative with the FBI, destroyed evidence and is under 2 current FBI investigations at least and may be indicted shortly after she gets into office.

You think this is the same as a civil lawsuit?
#350
General Chat / Re: Karl's REGEN topic
November 04, 2016, 07:53:12 AM
After smashing PD now it's time for me to get real and become #1 ranked at life. This is the beginning. Vid outlines my 1 year goals. You can sub to my YT or just check out this topic where I will chronicle everything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgZi_YwUDy4
#351
FFA / Re: ***RANKINGS - OVERALL RELEVANCE***
October 31, 2016, 11:35:22 PM
i still have faith
#352
Perfect Dark / Re: Post obscure happenings HERE!
October 31, 2016, 09:47:06 PM
Asking how something happened without providing a video is a great strat.
#353
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Community Poll for the Marc Situation
October 30, 2016, 06:21:57 AM
Half the people that voted against a backroll are racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic.. you name it.
#354
GoldenEye 007 / Re: [POLICY] It's Time to Address Self-Removal of Videos
October 27, 2016, 09:00:11 PM
Quote from: Lark on October 27, 2016, 06:06:59 PM
We know that they achieved those times, they just decided to remove the videos. There's no point in making the rankings inaccurate. Let's just archive all videos to prevent this happening in the future and accept the current losses.

Just like people 'knew' Henning achieved his times fir several years until he was exposed? Videos must remain online at all times and must be subject to indefinite scrutiny or a time is no longer proven.
#355
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Elite Podcast - 2016 Year-in-Review Pt. 1 [Episode Now Online]
October 25, 2016, 02:01:09 AM
Personally I would like quarterly podcasts that go for 1-1.5 hours. I would also love to be a part of future ones if people enjoy my input.

Sidenote, I was getting sick at the time of podcast (got a bad viral infection) so I was kinda spaced out and not stringing together thoughts well. Would like to talk better in future ones.
#356
General Chat / Re: *** Do you want to have kids? ***
October 22, 2016, 08:48:01 PM
I will have a kid because Doris wants a kid.

The kid will be extremely smart. I'm like IQ 140+ and Doris very smart (for a woman) 120+ IQ (and asian). So the kid will be smart + good attention span and will probs be a child prodigy in all likely hood.

Also the kid will be about 20x more socially/emotionally aware than the other kids so if it's a boy it will score so much pussy it's not funny. Seriously, it's not funny. So much fucking pussy it's crazy. I'll teach him what he needs to know in order to score unlimited amounts of pussy.

If it's a girl I'm fucked cause I only know how to secure pussy.
#357
FFA / Re: Is Karl arrogant and egoistical?
October 22, 2016, 04:25:07 AM
Yes.
#358
General Chat / Re: Elite Aesthetics Invitational
October 19, 2016, 12:31:51 AM
My current routine...

Upper body - twice per week. All exercises 3 x 12 reps

1 set pushups to warm up.
Dumbell press
Dips
Bent over barbell row
wide grip lat pulldown
dumbell shoulder press
side lateral raise
tricep pushdown
ez bar curl

Then HOPEFULLY will do a lower body workout once a week which will also include shrugs. I'll be hoping to do lounges and squats but my mobility is super poo atm so I'm doing butterfly/frog stretches and shit like that to help. Also doing some foam rolling for thorasic extension.

On a calorie restricted diet atm cause I want to shred all my fat and be really lean. Want to lose approx 8-10kg.
#359
FFA / Re: FFS, I thought this issue was resolved SMH
October 18, 2016, 11:47:00 PM
praise be dsx
#360
FFA / Re: FFS, I thought this issue was resolved SMH
October 18, 2016, 11:46:15 PM
balance has been restored.
#361
FFA / FFS, I thought this issue was resolved SMH
October 18, 2016, 09:54:42 PM
We have a user posting atm 'instamodel' that literally everyone wants banned. He should have been banned ages ago. Even though we want him gone, admins have literally REFUSED to ban him.

Admins STILL don't get the fucking point. The admins work FOR the users of the board. You are not the CEO who makes all of the decisions and who acts on your own accord.

Seriously wtf.
#362
General Chat / Re: *** Elite Poll Of The Week #10 - Are you religious? ***
October 18, 2016, 01:09:35 AM
Shadow, I agree with what you say actually. Believing in a god is different for the points you mentioned.

QuoteEventually you must be forced to some kind of belief. Did a personal, eternal being bring everything into existence? Or did it spring forth from nothing, or exist eternally? Either scenario requires a pretty hefty belief!

This, however, is not true. No one is forced to believe something, as you left out the other option 'Don't know'.

I personally believe there is no god because the writings about the various gods etc all defy laws of physics as we know them (i.e resurrection, miracles, account of how animals/humans came to be etc). I believe the supernatural in general does not exist. However when it comes to the beginning of the universe we don't know enough either way, so I'm definitely in the 'don't know' category there and have no belief in a specific explanation.
#363
General Chat / Re: Elite Aesthetics Invitational
October 16, 2016, 01:41:04 PM
My point has left the observable universe.
#364
General Chat / Re: Elite Aesthetics Invitational
October 16, 2016, 12:21:07 PM
Bro, I'm telling you, my point is going way over your head. Binoculars won't even cut it at this point. For you to have a chance to see what I'm saying you'd need to be stationed at BICEP 2.
#365
General Chat / Re: *** Elite Poll Of The Week #10 - Are you religious? ***
October 16, 2016, 03:20:32 AM
Quote from: Carathorn on October 13, 2016, 08:41:39 PM
It's actually impossible to prove that there is no God. Therefore, claiming that God doesn't exist is just as much as much of a believe as actually believing in God.

Incorrect. Believing that there is a unicorn, named Barry, who has 7 wives, 18 sisters and 13 brothers that lives on mercury and is 40 thousand years old is NOT the same as believing this same unicorn does not exist.

The gods that have been written about in text defy the laws of physics and all that stuff. So it is quite logical to believe they don't exist as it contradicts all known knowledge about the universe.

As previously mentioned, arguing semantics and saying 'well you know you can't ever TRULY prove a negative' really doesn't help anyone and IMO is an unnecessary road black to a flowing conversation.

As the only mention of gods appear in human writings and direct evidence has never been verified it is exactly the same as believing harry potter is real. Believing harry potter is not real is not equivalent to believing it is real.

Addendum: There is a difference between proving something mathematically/scientifically and just having a normal conversation. My point is that the fact you can't prove a negative scientifically should not have any bearing on normal daily use or definitions.

This is only a hindrance to conversation. I.e Person A: How many planets are there? .. Person B: It's impossible to prove there aren't any specific number of planets so it's impossible to say...

In general use that kind of reasoning doesn't really get anywhere.
#366
General Chat / Re: Elite Aesthetics Invitational
October 16, 2016, 02:31:35 AM
Quote from: Instamodel on October 15, 2016, 03:41:48 PM
It seems a big mistake a lot of people make is they don't train hard enough or/and they don't eat enough. Some people train and they don't look big or good at all because of these reasons.

This is a complete and utter myth.

Everyone I see who works out looks like they work out. The only issue I ever see is people who work out carrying too much fat (i.e eating too much). 95% of the guys I see at the gym look like they work out (the other 5% have just started). Everyone I've ever known who consistently worked out showed massive progress.

Seriously, find me someone who works out consistently that doesn't make good progress. People throw this crap around a lot, it's completely false.

In fact this stupid myth is really unhealthy and I believe is the leading cause of people not working at all. You see if people believe that have to work out insanely hard or put in a lot of effort to get decent results most people will not try at all.

You don't have to do much to get great results, fact. The things people ACTUALLY fail with are frequency (at least once a week for each muscle) and consistency (keeping it up for a reasonable amount of time).
#367
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Sweep-o-Meter
October 13, 2016, 04:58:53 AM
#368
General Chat / Re: *** Elite Poll Of The Week #10 - Are you religious? ***
October 12, 2016, 09:24:37 PM
Given that it's literally impossible to prove a negative I think we should move beyond this 'you can't prove a negative' bs in relation to gods.

Once you move past the semantics all athiests will say 'there are no gods' as surely as you'd say 'there is no Middle Earth with hobbits and shit'.
#369
Perfect Dark / Defection Perfect Agent Tutorial
October 10, 2016, 07:48:20 PM
The most anticipated cinematic release since Holy Water part 2.

What are people saying about the tutorial?

Luke Szklarz: I had to call my doctor because my erection lasted more than 4 hours!

David Clemens: Wow. 1:16 seems like kinda possible after watching this tutorial but not sure if it's possible. 1:17 might be max but dunno. 1:18 could be like too insane tbh.

Jezz Savage: OMG KARLLLLL whatt the fuckkkkkk. Sickkkk tutorial cunt.

Rayan I.: Nice vid. Seems like 1:19 is easier than than 1:20 the old way. Might have to play this in 2027 when I finish uni.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_AqkbLmmjg

#370
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***Which 5 Ancient Players Would You Most Like To See Make A Comeback?***
October 08, 2016, 09:26:33 PM
Personally I would consider ancient to be like 2002 or before.
#371
Other Games / Re: What is the hardest game you've played?
October 06, 2016, 05:58:09 AM
wizardry v for ms dos.

never finished it cause it's complex af and cbf but sunk a ton of hours into it.
#372
General Chat / Re: Elite Aesthetics Invitational
October 02, 2016, 12:03:32 AM
I am not that great atm because I spent the last few months playing PD. But I've kinda quit PD now and am focusing again on working out/fitness so hopefully soonish can post an update.
#373
General Chat / Re: I climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro
October 01, 2016, 09:35:53 PM
Does it really rise like Olympus above the Serengeti?
#374
FFA / Re: DYEL Bros?
October 01, 2016, 08:47:40 PM
Working out before you play is bad. Fatigues your arm muscles and lowers OCB/OCJ. I would strongly recommend skipping the work out completely and focusing on the gaming. The sun will engulf the earth in 5 billion years so it all works out in the end.
#375
GoldenEye 007 / Re: [POLL] Is Ace's Cropped Video Valid Proof for Significant Records?
September 27, 2016, 11:08:15 PM
Ezcap ripoff costs $10 and works fine.
#376
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Elite Podcast - 2016 Year-in-Review Pt. 1 - Sat, Oct 22, 2016
September 27, 2016, 10:20:27 PM
As mentioned in discord, I am 100% in to co-host if its on sunday 23rd Oct, and I'm 0% if it's 22nd due to work.
#377
FFA / Re: Should Decipheration be banned from the message boards?
September 27, 2016, 09:23:19 PM
Nah
#378
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Your help needed with country flags (and, perhaps someday, Country Rankings)
September 22, 2016, 04:55:35 AM
Thank you for the flags.
#379
GoldenEye 007 / Re: TFW...
September 21, 2016, 03:23:47 AM
I'm K.., and I approve this message.
#380
FFA / Re: ***RANKINGS - OVERALL RELEVANCE***
September 21, 2016, 03:23:01 AM
yeah
#381
GoldenEye 007 / Re: It Could Be Worse!
September 17, 2016, 03:14:17 AM
Dam: Guards have laser beams attached to their heads.

Facility: Guards have bees in their mouths and when they yell they shoot bees at you.

Will finish rest later.
#382
General Chat / Re: Enabling Mental Illness - What Would You Do?
September 15, 2016, 12:31:54 PM
Quote from: The man who trolled and lost everything on September 15, 2016, 12:45:35 AM
Your friend believes he is Jesus or another divinity.

They wouldn't be my friend if they believed this. There are a lot of cool people in the world. Don't waste time on people who are retarded.
#383
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
September 15, 2016, 11:17:32 AM
g5 ag 35
g5 ag 34
#384
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Streets Agent 1.12 possible?
September 13, 2016, 03:59:41 PM
Quote from: vitor on April 21, 2007, 03:13:00 PM
Streets is like 4 times bigger than b1, that means it has way more places to get boosted. I'll go further, I'll say that even 1:11 is possible, but VERY unlikely. It could be achieved in like 10 years if GE is still active (highly doubt that tho). Someone will get 1:12 in a few years.

Insane prediction.
#385
GoldenEye 007 / Re: {QUESTION} **What are the 5 times which when achieved made YOU Most Salty?**
September 11, 2016, 03:14:42 AM
Marc b2 ag 23 - Uses my strat to untie the level. Doesn't even give me a bj.

Bunch of irrels cradle 34 - I spend a while pwning all the n00bs with untied and showing my superiority. New strat comes out and all the n00bs beat my time and think they are so cool. Well I have news for them... they're not cool at all.

bunch of irrels s2 47 - My 48 is probs the best run in the elite. Fastest run using that strat and I did the henrik bs too. Then like the irrels come with their new strats and think they are the shit. They aren't though.

Bunch of irrels depot 23 - my Depot 25 could be the best run in the elite maybe. Sick run with old strat, clean hut and everything. Then irrels come with their warps and shit and think they own the town, but they don't own it!

runway 34 - My runway 35 could very well be the best run in the elite. I did a self boost, the only one who did. Nice throws and stuff. Amazing run. Then WM comes out with a new 'strat' and 'beats my time'. WM thinks he is the bees knees but strats don't make knees or bees.
#386
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Control Grip Style Encyclopedia
September 10, 2016, 12:53:58 AM
OK that SSB grip is the same one that matt cook uses for pd.
#387
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New Videos Here
September 08, 2016, 04:53:32 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6L7VeiNJUQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6hPIXGXDgQ

Two heart breaking runs in 2 days. Doesn't feel good. Think I will retire after this tbh. Really feels bad. Will move onto other real life stuff.
#388
GoldenEye 007 / Re: What are your current short-term and long-term goals with the games?
September 08, 2016, 12:03:43 AM
GE:

Avoid at all costs.

PD:

Hoard and make a sick vid.
#389
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
September 03, 2016, 10:26:33 AM
def pa 119
#390
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
September 03, 2016, 07:54:44 AM
def pa 120
#391
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Which Goldeneye Player has the best Playing Style?
September 01, 2016, 12:35:54 PM
Yeah but can they beat the game without taking damage. Now there is a REAL challenge.
#392
FFA / Re: Depot 22, Is It Possible?
September 01, 2016, 02:14:38 AM
I'm a goldeneye veteran and I say YES to depot 22.

#depot22isreal
#393
FFA / Re: The Official Gay Image Inspection Tiers: Which eliter is more fuckable to a fag?
September 01, 2016, 02:12:52 AM
Quote from: Jimbo on August 31, 2016, 09:55:22 PM
I call bullshit on your assessment of me. Liar.

Confirmed deep throat specialist.
#394
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Players and Times Databases for 2016
September 01, 2016, 02:03:13 AM
Thanks for the write up Icy :)
#395
GoldenEye 007 / Re: kapap 2 preds
August 30, 2016, 11:51:58 PM
K.. J.. fac 43
#396
FFA / Re: Healthy Elite Data Repository
August 29, 2016, 12:37:19 AM
Name: K.. J..
Nickname: K..
Age: 30
Control Style: 1.2
Controller Style: Alien
Consoles: PAL, NTSC
Preferred Game: PD
Favourite GE Level: Facility
Favourite PD Level: Investigation
Least Favourite GE Level: Dam
Least Favourite PD Level: Defense
Your Favourite GE Time: Bunker 2 agent 23
Your Favourite PD Time: Escape agent 2:20
Approximate Invested GE Time: More than you
Approximate Invested PD Time: Way more than you
TV: 14" Sanyo
#397
FFA / Re: The-Elite Fun Facts!
August 26, 2016, 11:31:39 PM
cock and balls tbh
#398
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New PRs Here!
August 26, 2016, 12:42:16 AM
Yeah elvis completing isn't really an issue on PAL. WR pace is extremely easy, I just did everything slow and safe and still had the same speed as cedric at the end. I could probs wait more cinema and do stuff faster later on to challenge the wr but I hate the level tbh because of the end. So I'm just pretty happy with what I have now.
#399
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
August 25, 2016, 03:20:59 AM
Belated congrats.
#400
Perfect Dark / Re: Attack Ship Incentive
August 25, 2016, 03:20:02 AM
Yeah definitely a hero. We all really appreciate this! Can you imagine after 16 years finally understanding how the skedar work lol. Mind blowing.
#401
FFA / Re: Post NEW WRs here [new thread]
August 25, 2016, 12:00:28 AM
Attack ship 209
#402
Perfect Dark / Re: Attack Ship Incentive
August 24, 2016, 10:51:25 PM
Thanks Henrik. Is there a way to find out when the timer starts for each skedar? Sometimes the 2nd skedar appears before the 1st one and stuff like that.
#403
Perfect Dark / Re: Attack Ship Incentive
August 23, 2016, 11:41:44 PM
Henrik if you get a full understand I'll throw you $20.
#404
Perfect Dark / Re: Attack Ship Incentive
August 23, 2016, 11:22:32 PM
#405
Perfect Dark / Re: Attack Ship Incentive
August 23, 2016, 10:48:04 PM
Boss are the lifts the same between PAL/NTSC?
#406
GoldenEye 007 / Re: [INCENTIVE] Dam Agent 00:52
August 22, 2016, 03:11:54 PM
Not good enough Henrik pls keep trying.
#407
Perfect Dark / Re: Attack Ship Incentive
August 20, 2016, 04:48:00 AM
Holy shit Luke.
#408
Perfect Dark / Attack Ship Incentive
August 19, 2016, 08:52:36 PM
The world needs a hero. We need someone to figure out how to get consistent fast endings.

I'm throwing in $50 to the pot to start things off.

POT:

K..: $50
Luke: $100
Eise: $20
Phil: $50 (including chicago 14)
#409
FFA / Re: *** Who will clean up the Statue leaderboard? ***
August 18, 2016, 04:17:23 PM
not me
#410
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
August 18, 2016, 02:52:50 PM
Quote from: Icy on August 18, 2016, 02:37:46 PM
Enjoying seeing you casually tie Clemens/Ace only WRs. :v Grats again!

I played villa sa 50 hours over the past year and it's hard time. I didn't casually get it. Also with infil I played like 15 hrs at least 2 months ago but with a worse strat so I got it quick with new strat. I already learned the level though.

Thanks though  :smokin:
#411
FFA / Re: *** Tutorial: how to stream (attn: Jezz, Swiss, etc.) ***
August 18, 2016, 12:57:14 PM
If you put a gyroscope on my cock can it detect when im watching jap porn?
#412
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
August 18, 2016, 07:12:07 AM
villa 115
#413
FFA / Re: *** Tutorial: how to stream (attn: Jezz, Swiss, etc.) ***
August 17, 2016, 10:09:02 AM
you lost me
#414
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
August 17, 2016, 09:45:32 AM
infil 110
#415
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New PRs Here!
August 16, 2016, 09:25:25 PM
Thanks guys <3
#416
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
August 14, 2016, 11:52:20 AM
Quote from: Icy on August 14, 2016, 09:50:00 AM
Congrats K..! That's gotta be a nice IL to get out of the way! :v

Thanks. Yeah it's a real bad time to go for.
#417
FFA / ATTN: ChodhE
August 14, 2016, 09:34:33 AM


You fucked up my streak you cunt.

#418
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
August 14, 2016, 09:31:49 AM
rescue ag 124
#419
Perfect Dark / Re: The case for backrolling ExpertGamer's War 54
August 10, 2016, 04:05:20 AM
http://rankings.the-elite.net/perfect-dark/stage/war

The council members voted in favour of backrolling the time. Thanks Jon for updating for us.
#420
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Rare WR Database
August 10, 2016, 01:28:04 AM
Is there any way we can remove Duel A and SA from the pd wr tallies etc?
#421
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Expert's 54
August 10, 2016, 01:21:09 AM
As per http://forums.the-elite.net/index.php?topic=21288.0

Not entirely sure if this topic is required but let's place our official votes on if the time should be backrolled.

I vote yes.
#422
FFA / Re: Too Keen
August 09, 2016, 11:19:15 PM
r u keen
#423
FFA / Re: Too Keen
August 09, 2016, 11:18:37 PM
@swiss
#424
FFA / Too Keen
August 09, 2016, 10:59:52 PM
I'm sitting at work and I'm way too keen.

This is shit.
#425
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New Videos Here
August 09, 2016, 09:54:00 AM
#426
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
August 09, 2016, 07:34:35 AM
rescue sa 216
#427
Perfect Dark / The case for backrolling ExpertGamer's War 54
August 09, 2016, 05:14:42 AM
DISCLAIMER: This is NOT a case arguing that Expert did not achieve this time. This is ONLY a case for why the time should be backrolled. Though the logic that I will present will definitely raise suspicions about whether the time was actually achieved.

What am I suggesting?

I suggest that ExpertGamer's War! PA 54 be backrolled to 56, his quickest proven time.

Why bring this up again now?

The last time I played the level before just recently was 2004 (When I achieved 46/54). So whenever the discussion came up in the last few years I had forgotten about what the level was like to play. Now that Ive come back to the level it is immediately obvious to me that this time is too strong to be left on the rankings unproven.

CASE 1: The gap between SA and PA

Take a look at the differences between the War SA and PA times and you'll notice a pattern. PA times are consistently 8 seconds slower than their SA counterparts. Why is this you may ask? It's simple - PA takes approximately 8 seconds longer to complete. Now it's not ALWAYS 8 seconds slower, in fact some players have PA times that are 9 or 10 seconds slower. But NOT less. As you scroll down the list of times there is one exception. LEC has 49 seconds on SA and 56 on PA for a difference of 7 seconds. This is doable but it requires a particularly lucky run on PA. Extremely rare though, as it's only been done by 1 person.

You'll notice that Expert has a difference of 6 seconds between his SA and PA times. Which is strange already. But this is deceiving. When Expert achieved his 54 his PA time was only lagging behind his SA time by FIVE seconds. This is because his SA PR at the time was only 49. So it's strange that on a more difficult level that is 8 seconds slower Expert would have a time that is only 5 seconds slower.

In fact, when Expert went back and played SA again months later (after achieving 54 already) he only managed to post a time of 48. Incredibly strange given that PA is much harder than SA. Ask any top player and they'll tell you that getting a PR on SA is much easier than PA for many reasons (I won't list them here).

It is also worth noting that the SA WR at the time was 48. Which means the PA record was only 6 seconds slower than the BEST anyone had done on SA.

CASE 2: 54 is a huge outlier for other WR's posted at the same time period

Take a look at the WR table on 03/18/2002. Notice how terrible most of the WR's are. There is one exception though. Expert's 54. To give you an idea of just how ridiculous this time is I'll share an interesting fact. Up until a few days ago there were only 2 levels (non duel) that had only had an improvement of 1 second from this date until now. Those 2 times were defection 6 and WAR! 54. Even AFTER I achieved 52 War PA is STILL the 2nd least improved time since that date (tied with chicago agent and war agent at 2 secs improvement).

This time is MUCH, MUCH, MUCH stronger than ANY other time achieved at that date. It's difficult to communicate just how strong it is, and it's essentially impossible to have a great idea unless you've played the level a lot.

Understand that at the time players did not pause buffer or self boost on the level. So the 54 that expert would have achieved would have been comparable to the 52 that I just achieved using boosting and pause buffering. Think about that for a moment.

CASE 3: 54 is a huge outlier for other times by ExpertGamer

I already spoke about the fact that Expert's SA time is only 6 seconds faster than his PA time. I already spoke about the fact that at the time that he achieved 54 his SA time was only 5! seconds slower. This is absurd. This is similar to a player only able to achieve 4:07 on control SA but managing to get 4:04 on 00A. This comparison is a good representation of the difference between war SA and PA. They are essentially the same level however PA is much more difficult due to health reasons and skedar being more accurate. Can you imagine a player with 4:05 on control SA suddently geting an untaped 4:02 on 00A? This is literally what happened on 03/18/2002.

Now aside from his other WAR! times being much slower in comparison, 54 is also much better than any other of Expert's times in general.

CASE 4: Good reputation is not an argument for keeping up a time

It's true that Expert had a good reputation at the time. However this cannot be a consideration when keeping up a time. There have numerous examples already of players with good reputations either being caught cheating or having their times backrolled.

For example, Steven Z's aztec times were ridiculous for the time and they were appropriately backrolled. Steven has one of the greatest reputations at the time. Sucram's 1:23 on Defection PA was also appropriately backrolled because it was a ridiculous claim for that time period. Even players with great reputations and many proven times were caught cheating. The best example of this is Henning Blom who was an insane player with many proven times who also spliced videos.

54 is by far the most ridiculous claim by any player from that time period that still has an unproven time on the ranks.

CASE 5: WAR! 54 is at least a 50 hours time for that time period - why not tape?

I remember playing a LONG TIME for 54 back in 2004 when I was attempting to tie the record. The level is quite a grind if you want a good time (unless you win the lottery with it) due to the luck factors involved and the difficulty. The time is DIFFICULT! It's difficult still TODAY let alone over FOURTEEN years ago.

Ask yourself this question. If you had the ability to tape runs, and had done so in the past, would you not tape a time that you would have spent MANY hours playing for? Can you imagine playing a level for hours and hours and NOT taping even though you COULD tape? It makes absolutely no sense. This is not a level like frigate where you can play it a couple times every now and again and fluke some hostages. Not only does this level require frigate luck but it's also HARD. It's a time that requires long sessions and a lot of play.

Even great players like Boss had to play quite a few hours just to get 53. Keep in mind that 53 with boosting and pause buffering is only equivalent to 55 in 2002! Insane!

CASE 6: Top WAR players agree the time is too strong to remain uproven.

Both Ace and I adamantly agree that 54 is far too strong a time to have been claimed in 2002. There are three people who have played the level enough to beat 54 (only with new strats). I'm unsure of Boss's opinion (he would consider the claim of 54 in 2002 insane though) but as players who understand the level more than others, both ACE and I understand how stupid this time is for someone to have on the rankings unproven.

At the risk of going full Goose this time is an INSULT to all of the other war players. I understand that decisions were made to keep the time on the ranks. But we should all understand that these decisions were made by people who have not played the level at a high level. This time is a specific case and I believe that until you've gotten 54 for yourself (or close) you can't really understand how bad it is that this time remains unproven.

You have insane players like Cedric, Taka, YE, Green, Illu all playing the level many years after the time was originally achieved (and with new strats) and STILL not being able to even tie it. As someone who knows the level as well as anyone I'm TELLING you that this time is TOO GOOD for 2002. And if Expert did actually get the time it is simply TOO GOOD to remain on the ranks unproven.

This is only a discussion topic to let everyone know why I'm going to be taking actions to get this time backrolled to 56. I welcome all thoughts!
#428
FFA / Re: The similie thread
August 07, 2016, 10:34:46 PM
Good thread.
#429
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
August 07, 2016, 01:56:04 PM
Even that run was 51 pace if it had a good end. Level seems to be a nightmare to play though and I got INSANELY lucky to get 52 that quick. I literally said 15 minutes earlier in discord that I thought 52 might be a 2 week grind.
#430
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
August 07, 2016, 12:26:54 PM
war pa 52
#431
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
August 06, 2016, 11:01:21 AM
Thanks bro. I was hoping for 44 but I would have stopped if I got 45 because the level is super troll so lucky I skipped it  :kappa:
#432
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
August 06, 2016, 09:47:21 AM
war sa 44
#433
FFA / Re: Is today the day?
August 04, 2016, 04:00:55 AM
I've never been more keen in my life so if today isn't the day I will kill myself.
#434
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
August 03, 2016, 08:30:44 AM
deep sea sa 255
#435
General Chat / Re: Elite Aesthetics Invitational
August 03, 2016, 05:23:54 AM
Quote from: Alec McDonald on August 02, 2016, 06:10:25 PM
I feel like working everything twice a week will be good.

Yes. Muscle protein synthesis remains elevated for only 48 hours after working a muscle group. For a natural bodybuilder it is best to work each muscle group 2-3 times per week (can be a/b split twice a week or 3 x full body) for best hypertrophy.

Above has been confirmed through multiple studies.

Here is one for quick reference: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25932981

Study on protein synthesis after exercise: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8563679

#436
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** Do you want to bring this back? ***
August 02, 2016, 09:27:11 PM
At the-elite.net any% doesn't bring your fame, money and women like ILs do.
#437
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
July 31, 2016, 10:39:24 AM
deep sea 225
#438
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
July 31, 2016, 12:27:05 AM
Quote from: Jimbo on July 31, 2016, 12:10:50 AM
Actually the first mine/tree boost was pretty cool. Is that your strat?

I used it on my 51.
#439
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
July 30, 2016, 10:55:19 PM
The 50 was a really good run.
#440
FFA / Re: *** Are subway cookies overrated? ***
July 29, 2016, 08:34:05 PM
They are v good.
#441
General Chat / Re: Been waiting to be accepted on elite rankings for ages but nothing??
July 28, 2016, 12:09:49 AM
#442
FFA / What would YOU do?
July 27, 2016, 11:52:29 PM
Would you sleep with a man?
#443
Perfect Dark / Re: Karl Jobst
July 27, 2016, 12:58:36 AM
Thanks heaps guys.

Yeah Boss tiers are trickier with PD I think because it's a lot more complex than GE and a lot of the ability to get good times comes from the ability to have a good eye for a run and spot all of the potential time losses/saves. So some times may be technically easier to get but most people will have no chance to get them because of the subtle things that you need to do that aren't obvious in vids.

I believe Ace/Clem/Boss are better players than me in terms of raw skill. I Haven't had the chance to really grind single times though and I'll start to do that now so we'll see if I can get some crazy times that might change my opinion of myself.
#444
Perfect Dark / Re: Karl Jobst
July 26, 2016, 01:17:41 PM
Lol nice pic.

Thanks bro <3 i worked very hard for this.
#445
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
July 26, 2016, 11:14:03 AM
Deep sea 306
#446
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
July 25, 2016, 09:02:31 AM
deep sea sa 256
#447
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
July 25, 2016, 03:26:57 AM
deep sea 226
#448
FFA / Re: *** Who do you SUPPORT in the 2016 US Presidential Election? ***
July 24, 2016, 03:10:01 AM
The 3rd party candidates looked good actually. Only psychos can get elected in the major parties.
#449
FFA / Re: *** Q. Guess who said it? ***
July 24, 2016, 01:19:38 AM
and he could be talking about p2 ag
#450
FFA / Re: *** Q. Guess who said it? ***
July 24, 2016, 01:19:16 AM
is really seems like number 2 is clemens tbh. everything about it. if I'm wrong I'll kill myself.
#451
FFA / Re: *** Q. Guess who said it? ***
July 24, 2016, 01:18:49 AM
is number 2 clemens
#452
FFA / Re: *** Who do you SUPPORT in the 2016 US Presidential Election? ***
July 23, 2016, 06:43:56 AM
Examples are not good because they don't give you a statistical idea of what is happening. That's very important. Understand that the police force is two things, 1. Police, and 2. Humans.

Every demographic commit crimes. So you will have basically murder/theft etc from every race but also every profession. If you have a police force of 1 million it is statistically likely that there will be murder/theft etc by a percentage of that group. It doesn't mean that it is a 'police' problem. I believe you are claiming that there is a systemic problem. That means something embedded in the police organisations that will cause an increase in crime towards a race. Providing examples of cops committing murder it is not an indication that there is an issue with the police force as a whole. You have to established the connection. To establish the connection you need to provide evidence that the police force is either encouraging or negligent etc. you could do this by pointing out specific laws or processes within the community that can be linked to the violence.

If you show videos of police committing crime it is not an indication that the problem lies with the police. There are plenty of murderers. There are plenty of criminals. So for example if 2000 fast food employees commit crime, it doesn't mean there is a systemic issue with fast food and crime. You need to establish the link. You need to establish the link because you are making claims of illegal and racist activities. You are not blaming the individuals for the racism/illegal activities. Instead you are making the claim that there is systemic racism and/or illegal activities within the police force system itself.

In regards to blacks vs white getting shot by police you have to understand that police deal with criminals. Let's make things incredibly simple (too simple for real world but you'll get the point) and assume that police only deal with criminals during arrest. In a certain percentage of those arrests the criminals will resist or something of that nature which will end in a fatal shooting. Blacks make up 15% of the population but account for over half of the murder/theft crimes (from your statistics which are accurate) so the interactions with police will also be over half. If there was not a systemic issue and the rate of police shooting among different races was consistent you would expect shootings to be consistent with exposure. I.e if police are dealing with black people 50% of the time, there will be 50% black shootings.

The statistics show the reverse of your claim. Blacks account for over half of violent crime but account for less than half of police shooting. However unjustified/unarmed shootings are around this figure. Looking at overall population % is not relevant as police deal with criminals. So the % that you need to look at is criminal %. So given the statistics of police shootings by race vs crime by race there does not appear to be an inconsistency that would suggest your claim to be correct.

Statistics are not everything though, and I don't claim this. If an issue can be correctly demonstrated you may not need statistics. However the population of this group is very large to stats become relevant. However it would still be possible to prove a link without stats if there is sufficient evidence.
#453
FFA / Re: *** Who do you SUPPORT in the 2016 US Presidential Election? ***
July 23, 2016, 06:04:05 AM
Quote from: CuckLord420 on July 23, 2016, 05:54:38 AM
I'm not some nutjob SJW that is going to scream at you that you're wrong like it seems like you want me to be.

Not sure why you said this but it was false and out of nowhere.
#454
FFA / Re: *** Who do you SUPPORT in the 2016 US Presidential Election? ***
July 23, 2016, 04:50:35 AM
Quote from: CuckLord420 on July 23, 2016, 04:02:35 AM
Pretty much what I'm getting at is that people who are completely unwilling to change their mind or think of anyone outside of themselves are infuriating to deal with, and thats a personality trait that I've unfortunately seen in excess from some Trump supporters.

From what I've experienced it's usually the opposite. The left make claims without evidence to back it up. When people ask for evidence or want to discuss it the left get mad and upset.

You brought up police violence, but gave no evidence that this is a problem. Do not link me to a handful of videos, because a handful of instances is not evidence of a systemic problem. You can show examples? That's not how population statistics work. Showing 'examples' does not prove a system issue ever, in any case. There are over a million police officers in the US, so showing some examples (100) is not evidence of a problem.

I can tell you an actual problem that has statistics though. Black crime. It seems as though the left will point fingers at every group (and then some toes) except for the group that is actually the one committing the crime. There is racial disparity. The black community commit a lot more murder/theft etc I could give you examples, but listing 10's of thousands of murder victims would be too long). Instead of putting responsibility on those who are actually committing the crime, you seek to blame the only people that are actively playing in role in preventing crime (the police). It's an insanely warped viewpoint that is very dangerous (because it shifts blame to the wrong people).

If you do actually want to be logical about this situation you will provide evidence of your claims. If you claim there is a systemic problem you have to say what the problem is. You also have to show data that confirms that there is an issue (PRO TIP: in a population of over 300 million, linking a handful of youtube videos is not data).

#455
General Chat / Re: *** How much mileage do you think you have driven? ***
July 23, 2016, 02:16:50 AM
Quote from: Spagooda on July 22, 2016, 03:40:45 PM
I took my last car from 76k to 135k in 5 years of college, living 10 minutes from campus. A few road trips, nothing across country or anything.

#456
FFA / Re: *** Who do you SUPPORT in the 2016 US Presidential Election? ***
July 23, 2016, 01:41:25 AM
I think we made real progress.
#457
FFA / Re: *** Who do you SUPPORT in the 2016 US Presidential Election? ***
July 22, 2016, 11:45:17 PM
Dan you should probs look at stats instead of regurgitating left wing media headlines.

You don't seem to have an accurate grip on a lot of things about the world. This is pretty much true for 99% of people though.

You say things that are supposed to be a bad thing but make no sense. 4 companies with the trump name went bankrupt. You obviously don't understand how companies work? Trump would not have really been involved in the management of the companies, they will have their own directors/managers. Companies are completely seperate legal entities. Also the vast majority of businesses fail in general, that's common knowledge among any entrepreneur. If someone creates 10 companies and 9 of them fail but 1 of them succeeds that's considered a SUCCESS. If you expect every company to succeed you are clueless.

You site a blog. Need I say more. Economics etc is too complicated for me (or you) to claim to understand. So to act like you know exactly how to make the economy great is pretty foolish.

'Trump delegate'? Delegates get voted in by the public. Not sure how someone being racist is linked to trump. Weird thing to say.

Evaded taxes? Not sure what you mean. Tax laws are pretty specific. Was trump charged with breaking tax laws? Not sure you understand what evading taxes means in this context unless you claiming that he broke laws and has been found guilty of said actions.

You're claiming that trump uni taught nothing useful? Based on what. Do you know what was taught. You're blissfully unaware of how business works. Large business always looking to get the most money out of people. That's capitalism bro.

Why did you mention that black guy that got shot helping the autistic person? How does a police officer doing something stupid mean anything. Are you aware there are a million police officers in the US. What are the statistics on unjustified police shootings? Please compare that to black crime statistics. I dunno what you're going to find there. Stats may not mean anything to you as you use single instances to make points when the US has a population of many million?

This is not a pro trump post btw. I could care less who you support. The political system is fucked and anyone getting to the top is going to be fucked. You have to be insane to get that high up in general. But you're spouting such shit and acting like you have some moral superiority. Dude you are super smart but are really failing to apply your intelligence in this case. If you made points that made sense and used actual DATA it would be a different case.

TBH you may think I'm being a dick. But actually you're also being a dick, it's just not obvious to you. It's not obvious to a lot of people went they make claims against people with no evidence based on BS assumptions.

I make this post for 1 reason - To increase chances of Dan using more logic when dealing with social/world issues, not just to be a dick or upset him. If I've failed I'm sorry don't want to start anything just move along I guess.
#458
Perfect Dark / Re: Chuya's videos all deleted?
July 21, 2016, 10:05:02 AM
Quote from: dat flicker on July 21, 2016, 08:13:04 AM
He already passed proof call and his times are legitimate. They wont be removed from the rankings.

Pretty sure the council made a decision on this already. Players who remove their videos will be proof called again.
#459
Perfect Dark / Re: Chuya's videos all deleted?
July 21, 2016, 07:01:58 AM
Rip Chuya. He will be proof called now?
#460
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
July 18, 2016, 04:24:31 AM
Thanks.

Infil PA is the worst level in the game. I feel like my quality of life has gone down a lot since playing it.
#461
General Chat / Re: The-Elite are special.
July 16, 2016, 09:32:58 AM
Thanks bro.
#462
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
July 16, 2016, 06:21:46 AM
infil pa 138
#463
FFA / Re: *** When was the last time you had a WET DREAM? ***
July 13, 2016, 03:43:32 AM
You were having wet dreams when you were 10? wtf  :o
#464
FFA / Re: On a scale from is to not is how it is the night?
July 12, 2016, 10:20:39 AM
Bad news. It was not is :(
#465
FFA / On a scale from is to not is how it is the night?
July 12, 2016, 06:11:22 AM
Everyone is wondering.
#466
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
July 11, 2016, 10:26:18 PM
Hey boss. Huge congrats on the run. The run is insanely clutch given the odds (first 2 cams were awesome).

Were you quiting out single nade runs? How long did you play for?
#467
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Site Suggestions [Elite improvements for 2016 - post your ideas!]
July 04, 2016, 01:59:58 AM
Thanks. Btw I mispoke but you knew what I meant anyway. I meant new tab, not new window.
#468
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Site Suggestions [Elite improvements for 2016 - post your ideas!]
July 03, 2016, 03:11:10 AM
Please have all links at the top of the boards open in new windows.

These include twitch links, pr links, and links to the ranks.
#469
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
July 01, 2016, 10:14:48 AM
2:20 is cooked tbh
#470
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
July 01, 2016, 10:09:07 AM
air base 1:13
maian a 1:36
maian sa 1:53
maian pa 2:00
inves pa 2:36
escape ag 2:20
#471
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Confession (ATTN: TroubleClef92)
June 30, 2016, 04:29:31 AM
It's true. Half the times on my PD page were fake until I replaced them with better times.
#472
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
June 29, 2016, 11:04:35 PM
Thanks Max :)
#473
General Chat / Re: Summer Contest 2016 (Send nominations now!)
June 26, 2016, 07:28:36 AM
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#474
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
June 20, 2016, 12:42:58 AM
Quote from: Jimbo on June 18, 2016, 09:25:57 AM
Not sure if the first elevator was good or bad, just felt like you were sitting there for an eternity dodging bullets.

Lift on maian is weird tbh. But that lift was about 1:54 pace for SA (everything up to that point is the same as SA) to give you a reference point.
#475
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
June 17, 2016, 01:15:23 PM
Thanks guys :)
#476
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New Videos Here
June 17, 2016, 12:46:48 AM
The box strat saves .5. Worth it?

From what I understand of it the difficulty:time saved ratio is not great.
#477
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
June 11, 2016, 09:06:25 PM
Congrats Jezz. Amazing Elvis. Makes me want to play this, might have to bust it out earlier than planned.
#478
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** POLL: Should hoarded times count for the Fantasy League? ***
June 05, 2016, 02:44:47 AM
I personally don't like the ability to swap team members around mid fantasy. I think original teams all the way!
#479
General Chat / Re: *** GE/PD Fantasy League 2016 ***
June 02, 2016, 11:52:33 PM
 dropping henrik, picking up OHMSS.
#480
General Chat / Re: *** GE/PD Fantasy League 2016 ***
June 02, 2016, 06:19:27 AM
dropping ohmss picking up marc
#481
FFA / Video is original using VCR.
May 28, 2016, 11:36:48 PM
fyi
#482
FFA / Re: ---END OF TIMES--- Elite Confessional Thread
May 28, 2016, 03:49:38 AM
I don't get it.
#483
FFA / Re: ---END OF TIMES--- Elite Confessional Thread
May 28, 2016, 01:36:44 AM
Quote from: yashichi on May 28, 2016, 01:22:55 AM
also, this picture is literally me


Is it a coincidence that AVGN reviewed paper boy just now or what. Or did you watch that, then see this dude, then post it here.
#484
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
May 27, 2016, 10:30:30 AM
ext a 48
#485
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** Is this run a 0:44, 0:45 or 0:46? ***
May 26, 2016, 12:03:57 PM
Not too bad except for the 15 backboosts.
#486
Perfect Dark / Re: PD Strategy Discussion Topic
May 22, 2016, 09:18:14 PM
Quote from: Discombobulator on May 20, 2016, 12:28:40 AM
K..'s gonna work on this, see if it can save a second or two.

I worked on it, just keep a look out at the WR feed for the next couple days see if anything pops up.
#487
FFA / Re: *** Q. What is your favourite level across both games? ***
May 22, 2016, 09:02:39 PM
I voted crash site cause it's pretty chill.
#488
FFA / Re: *POLL FOR KARL*
May 22, 2016, 08:42:53 PM
Not ashamed.
#489
FFA / Re: *DO YOU WATCH YOUR OWN RUNS?*
May 22, 2016, 08:31:34 PM
There is a pretty huge gap between often and very rarely which is where I sit. Though I voted often because it's definitely not rarely. Every run of mine is a masterpiece tbh.
#490
Perfect Dark / Re: Hi, I'm new
May 22, 2016, 07:27:52 PM
OMG THIS TOPIC IS AMAZING I'VE NEVER SEEN/READ IT!
#491
FFA / Re: *** Q. What is your favourite level across both games? ***
May 22, 2016, 02:36:45 AM
I searched the list up and down but couldn't find a single level I liked.
#492
FFA / Post biggest white males here
May 22, 2016, 01:40:44 AM
1. Pres on crash site
2. Guard in front of hole on infil
#493
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
May 19, 2016, 08:57:49 AM
ci a 46
#494
Perfect Dark / Re: MBR Trent Strat Decimal Abuse
May 18, 2016, 09:45:46 PM
Icy, please do not listen to the negative Nancys. I for one love your new strat find. You keep doing you bro.
#495
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New Videos Here
May 17, 2016, 08:41:25 AM
#496
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
May 17, 2016, 08:27:21 AM
I am very, very pleased about nabbing one of the cedric untieds on crash site!
#497
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
May 17, 2016, 08:26:14 AM
crash site sa 1:26
#498
Perfect Dark / Re: ***Strength of WRs Topic 2016***
May 14, 2016, 09:38:19 PM
Crash site A 1:14 should be tier 2 probs.
#499
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
May 14, 2016, 08:55:21 PM
inves a 103
crash site pa 150*
#500
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
May 14, 2016, 08:42:20 PM
Thanks guys.
#501
FFA / Re: *Should Austin Perroux Replace Jim Barrett as This Day In Elite History Updater*
May 14, 2016, 01:12:08 AM
#502
FFA / Re: !!!Degenerate Topic Warning!!! Drug Poll & General Discussion
May 13, 2016, 11:22:29 PM
ADDENDUM!: It's weird for people to say stuff like 'you don't need drugs to be happy' tbh. I mean why is this brought up? It's just something to do for fun every now and again. I mean fuck if you like painting for example every now and again it'd be weird for someone to say 'you know you don't need painting to be happy'.

I think people take drugs way too seriously. If you take a lot of drugs it will start affecting you negatively, this is totes true, but it's the case with drinking, smoking, taking ANY drugs including prescription shit. This is pretty much a given and literally every adult knows this and it's pretty irrel to bring up. But it's not a big deal AT ALL if every so often you take a pill or smoke a joint. It's just like anything else that is fun and something you do just for shits and giggles.
#503
FFA / Re: !!!Degenerate Topic Warning!!! Drug Poll & General Discussion
May 13, 2016, 10:44:30 PM
Quote from: Time was untied when set. on May 13, 2016, 10:10:12 PM
Theres all sorts of beauty in life you can experience while sober. The idea that you have to be fucked up to experience something unique is completely silly.

It's not silly, it's a scientific fact. That's why they are called mind altering (because they change how your brain functions). You cannot get the same experiences without the drugs.

I don't do drugs or drink at all anymore, thus I agree that they are not required for happiness. However I have done them in the past and have at least had the experiences which I will always remember.

Haven't done drugs for years but tbh I'm quite excited about having mdma + cialis (mdma may suppress erection) and getting my cock slowly licked and sucked. Might make some calls!
#504
FFA / Re: !!!Degenerate Topic Warning!!! Drug Poll & General Discussion
May 13, 2016, 09:29:43 PM
MDMA is great I definitely recommend trying it. THOUGH I totally recommend doing it at a night club or some shit where you can dance hard and get the most out of it. For a couple of years back in like 2005-2007 I used to go out every weekend and get fucked up. It was awesome for me because I can dance extremely well and made friends etc by busting out epic moves and having a blast.

Yes the comedown is fucked but that can be mitigated by either chilling with a hot sexual partner or bunch of cool people. If you are unhappy in generally and didn't pick up then I'm sorry but you're fucked!

I would not recommend this for people who are already depressed or for those with a small social circle. At my peak I was going out and hanging with like 20 friends who were all crazy fun and shit.

I would totes do it all over again because it was amazing if you can make the most of it! (i.e learn to dance good before hand!) Had a few crazy experiences that I NEVER would have had without the drugs because it gave me confidence and super happy so I broke out of my shell in a big way. Learnt a lot!

Do not listen to the nay sayers. There are a bunch of reasons to do drugs, some good, some bad. I think you defs should try some to open your mind and get different experiences that you otherwise would not have had. Totally opens your mind and makes you less judgemental (which is totes good).

#505
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** Add LTK to the Fantasy League? ***
May 13, 2016, 09:11:14 PM
Disadvantages:

I don't care about LTK so it ruins the league for me if a bunch of people are playing this side league for points while I'm playing the legit game.
#506
General Chat / Re: *** GE/PD Fantasy League 2016 ***
May 13, 2016, 09:09:20 PM
I'm not sure if my memory is 100% correct here but I think last fantasy league there was a BUNCH of new strats there were discovered/used just before the league started. So people were pumping out easy untieds left right and centre. I think this time there won't be be that many untieds so it will no longer be a huge issue.

But seriously guys, untieds are AWESOME and pretty much are the PINNACLE of speedrunning in this community. So if some fucking lunatic goes on a rampage and gets 10 untieds therefore killing the league then IMO the league has DONE ITS JOB!!!!

!
#507
FFA / Re: *Should Austin Perroux Replace Jim Barrett as This Day In Elite History Updater*
May 13, 2016, 03:38:00 AM
Quote from: Red Bull on May 13, 2016, 03:16:17 AM
I voted yes, because I think it's easier if 1 person does it. But no harm if both do it of course.

That's what she said.
#508
FFA / Re: Twii in a nutshell
May 11, 2016, 11:43:46 PM
#509
General Chat / Re: *** GE/PD Fantasy League 2016 ***
May 11, 2016, 09:28:17 PM
and the crowd goes wild
#510
FFA / Re: Girl Trouble **NEED HELP**
May 11, 2016, 09:22:34 PM
Best topic in the last 10 years.
#511
FFA / Re: Twii in a nutshell
May 11, 2016, 09:03:01 AM
Could be the best topic in the last 10 years.
#512
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: The Situation of Players Openly Removing Videos and/or Setting To Private
May 09, 2016, 02:22:33 PM
I agree with what dan said.
#513
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: The Situation of Players Openly Removing Videos and/or Setting To Private
May 08, 2016, 04:42:54 AM
I think any time that requires proof should have proof at all times or it should not be on the ranks, period. I don't mind players being responsible for their own times, but if people want to step up and do it for them that's cool.
#514
FFA / Re: The Power Vacuum in The Elite and Why Nothing Ever Gets Done
May 07, 2016, 08:49:10 PM
Wheat I think you missed the point. You've repeated the word 'mad' several times in your post and I'm not sure where that's coming from. Did you read the full post?
#515
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***Question for Rankings Moderator(s)***
May 07, 2016, 01:27:59 AM
Quote from: We Love Spliced Runs on May 07, 2016, 01:04:59 AM
There's that patronizing attitude we all love. You are one of the problems with this place.

True statement. People are trying their best to change this place for the better and fuckwits throw in stupid comments.

There is literally ZERO negative impact to anyone to have a discussion about possible positive changes to the website. The only reason to throw in a stupid comment like that is if you are a dickhead.
#516
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***Question for Rankings Moderator(s)***
May 06, 2016, 09:22:13 PM
I actually like the idea of having the proven rankings as the default! That's a really great idea! Let's do it!
#517
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***Question for Rankings Moderator(s)***
May 05, 2016, 08:49:51 PM
Times (significant) with no proof should be taken down. Not sure what to do about historic times but the proof policy should be updated to address this.

Good example is Henning. His times were found to be faked a long time after they were first posted. If he had of removed his vids 1 year after uploading them no one would have ever known. Vids MUST remain visible so that they can be regularly scrutinized.
#518
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** Do you think Facility Agent 0:42 is possible? ***
May 05, 2016, 08:31:29 PM
Voted no because facility is a level.
#519
Perfect Dark / Official Duel Poll - Part 2
May 05, 2016, 08:05:02 PM
This should be the last poll regarding Duel.

Previous poll had multiple options, I've taken the two most popular options. This time we can check who votes to ensure no alt funny business. Also you can change votes.

There is a separate vote dealing with the WR aspect of duel so this is purely regarding points.
#520
FFA / Re: *** Should Duel Perfect Agent 0:09 be removed from the Leaders page? ***
May 05, 2016, 06:40:45 PM
Quote from: Alec McDonald on May 05, 2016, 03:08:17 PM
If over 100+ people get archives 16, dam 53, or def 5 in the future, are we going to have this discussion/ argument again? Where does it stop?

No. Nice strawman but the reasons we're having this discussion are -

- Duel is unlike other missions in either GE or PD in that it is not unlocked by progressing through the game.  It is unlocked by playing a training exercise outside of the missions of the game.  This indicates Duel is more of an external training exercise than it is an in game mission.

-  Duel was never *intended* to be played through as a distinct mission with its own story.  It is a bonus stage.  Every other level in GE/PD are part of the big story, or their own unique one.  Duel is not.

- There is no cheat unlocked for beating Duel in a fast manner.  Every other of the 40 stages in GE/PD do have a cheat unlock.  Duel doesn't.  If anything, the reason we began speedrunning these games was to unlock the cheats.  Duel is unique in that it doesn't have this same quality.

- Since Duel has hundreds of ties, it no longer serves the ability to effectively rank anyone.  A world rankings requires definition and difference between competitors in order to effectively rank its competitors.  Since Duel is so full of ties, it is useless in this regard.

- Removing Duel would give Perfect Dark a 6000 point ceiling, in line with Goldeneye, improving consistency across both games.

Also..

Differences between Duel and every other solo level:

- Cannot be unlocked by playing through solo mission. Can only be unlocked through something irrelevant to solo missions.
- Does not have an associated unlockable cheat.
- Does not involve a story line.

Please do not continue to say that the only excuse for duel not being considered a mission is that we 'don't like it'. Please at least do the respectable thing and read the points that people are making.

Yes you can select it from the solo missions menu. But it has obvious differences and it is obviously not like the normal missions.

Pluto is actually a good example of this type of situation. You can't use 'similarities' to include things in groups. You need to use 'differences'. I.e I could say let's include hologram and firing range because just like solo missions, they show the time achieved. Also firing range has bronze/silver/gold which is similar to agent/sa/pa. Therefore because of 'similarities' we should include them as well. Just like you cannot say 'duel should be included because it has a/sa/pa and saves best time' or 'needs to be included because it can be accessed from the same menu'. "Can be accessed from the same menu?" That's a joke argument.

Not a good strategy. Gotta look at what is different in how they function. Sure it was included in the past, but times change and people get smarter. Duel is obviously different, don't include it with the regular missions.

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I'm sorry, but no. If you go to the select mission screen the duel is not there. What you actually have to do is run down stairs and complete the firing range medals first. Please note that you do not find the firing range in the solo mission screen. Please also note that this is only 'level' that cannot be accessed by playing the solo missions alone. This makes it different to every other level.

Labelling something as arbitrary doesn't make it arbitrary. I think it's arbitrary that the duel is located in the solo mission screen. Where else would they put it?

Why do we need to disqualify it as a level? Because the main argument for people wanting it to remain on the ranks is because it's a level. Duh. But it is only a level as much as the firing range medals are levels. The only leg this argument has to stand on is the fact that it's located on the same screen as the other legit levels. But again, where else would you access it from?

The duel is a level, but it is in no way a level in the same regard as the other 20 levels. It is a different creature completely. Why is this relevant? Because this 'creature' is useless. 300 people have the agent wr when there are only 97 spots allocated for points. Same goes for sa pretty much. The level is 3/6/9 seconds long and involves spinning and shooting and no speedrunning. Maybe if the level was more legit it'd be fine. But actually when you look at it logically it's quite stupid to have it alongside the ACTUAL levels. Makes a complete mockery of the real levels.

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Phazonn I'm very happy to discuss this with you but please do not overlook points I make. For example, I just mentioned into my last post that the majority of the argument coming from other people wanting to keep duel on the ranks is because it's considered a level. Therefore it is entirely relevant to discuss whether or not duel is a level. Furthermore if Duel is a level, is it different from the other levels and should it be grouped alongside them?

Groups are defined by differences, not similarities. For example, racing cars. They have different classes. These classes are defined by the differences of motor etc. They don't say 'all cars have 4 wheels therefore they are all classed together'. They say 'what differences do these cars have in the output of the motor etc'. Or boxing, it's the 'difference' of weight that seperate the boxing classes. Not the similarities, because most boxers wear gloves and have 2 arms.

As with this game, it is incorrect to group duel with the other levels. Not because it doesn't have similarities. Because it does obv. Hell I can give you similarities between a turd and a rose, it doesn't mean they should be grouped. But there are distinct differences that does exclude it. Which have been addressed already.

Also just understand that there are many factors that influence my opinion on this. It creates a larger picture with everything considered. So pulling out one individual point and acting as if that is the 'make or break' argument really isn't necessary. If there was only one point in this hole argument that would be fine, but there are many and they have been listed. To break it down again though...

Given the obvious differences to the main missions, the ridiculous lack of skill required to turn and shoot, the short nature of the level, the amount of people who have the records, the fact that it's not involved or even related to the main story missions, the fact that the only way to unlock the level is through some random side quest also not related to solo, it should not be ranked with the other levels and people should not be getting 300 points that contribute to overall points for this joke level when actual speedrunners are busting balls to get 100 points on real levels. (if you ignore 90% of this paragraph and respond with 'thinking the level is a joke isn't a good reason to remove it' then you'll know you're a failure at life).


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There gets a point where it becomes ridiculous and irrelevant. over 300 people have 3 on agent, therefore why rank it? The rank is completely useless because everyone has the same time. Same goes for 6 SA. It requires no skills and everyone has it, so why rank it? There is no point because it doesn't 'rank' anyone seeing as everyone is ranked the same. Anyone with 3/6 has 100 points and if you don't have 3/6 you have 0 points. Is that even a rankings?

Like I previously said there are 97 positions available for points. When all of those spots become the same time that everyone has, there is no reason to rank it.

Don't talk about other easy wr's either. Archives 16 isn't anywhere near 97 people yet and 16 may not be maxed. Again this is another point in the long list of reasons why duel is stupid for being on the rankings.

Dark slayer your entire post was not a strong argument. Please make an actual case next time instead of just listing legit points and coming back with the seriously amazing rebuttle of 'this argument is not strong CHECK MATE BIATCHES I WINZZ!'

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If this were a positive attitude to have, there would be no scientific advanced, no medical advancement and no human rights advancement. Saying 'we're going to keep it like this because it's already like this' is too circular of an argument.

There are 2 sides to this spectrum; bad --- good. Just because something isn't on the extreme end of bad does not mean it is not open to improvement.

The argument of how you 'access' something I believe it is actually not valid. List me other examples of competition where this is a criteria? List me one sport or group of competitors who define what they are competing in by the way it is 'accessed'. While you are on that wild goose chase I'll just advise you that there aren't any. Because that criteria is ridiculous.

Imagine if someone presented an extra event for the decathlon. It's called the 5m meter dash and times are rounded down to the nearest second. Every person competing will likely get 1 second so it's useless but we feel like it needs to be done because... because humans have legs and can sprint and therefore we need to include it. We need to include into this event, which is a total concept of the human mind, because the evolution has given us legs and muscles to sprint and therefore must be included.

The programmers did not make the-elite.net. The creators of the game did not predict this community. The creators of the game made the game for the thousands of people who play it casually. To use their decisions as the basis of how we construct this competitive community is beyond retarded and shows the utter detachment from what this group actually is in essence (hint: an abstract idea not tied to actual reality).

The points presented regarding the level being removed actual deal with speedrunning, rankings, logistics etc. These are things that actually concern this community. The points presented for keeping the level deal with decisions made my programmers completely removed from this community. Decisions made before the game was even finished.

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100+ people getting war agent is a hypothetic. 350 people have duel 3 seconds is a reality. I'd much rather deal with that is actually going on then try to imagine how I'd feel when this imaginary and non existent event you mentioned happens.

The 'it's a solo mission' is a terrible, terrible argument because it completely ignores what is going on in reality. It is idealistic to the extreme. I would love to live in a world where things were perfect as well. But I live in a world where the majority of people have exactly the same time and it's still ranked for some reason.

Please do not make decisions in life based on 'ideals'. Make them based on reality.

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Reasons why duel should not be on the rankings...

- Lack of deviation: The majority of members have the exact same time on agent, almost half on SA. The point of any competition is to rank people according to their skill and achievement. If a challenge does not allow deviation of results, or if it does not sufficiently indicate differences in skill it is useless as a challenge.

- Lack of skill required: For Agent you only need to know how to hold right/left on the control stick and press Z. That is literally all you have to do. There is absolutely no skill involved, this is why MOST people have the same time. Why is a challenge included that needs absolutely no skill to achieve? Every respectable sport or competition requires a lot of skill to be highly ranked. Along with lack of deviation this makes it absolutely terrible. What is the point of this site? Shouldn't a challenge be ... challenging?

- Only unlocked through firing range: This makes is not a true solo mission and separate from the other missions. It is a side mission and the only reason it is selectable from the solo mission menu is because there is no other reasonable place to put it.

- Does not allow for improvement: We know for absolute sure the records are maxed. Why? Because 2 seconds out of each difficulty is spent waiting for the level to end once the opponent has been killed. 1 second of controlling Joanna and 2 seconds of waiting. Defection 5 shows that even when 6 seemed maxed to everyone, it could still be improved. Even archives 15 is at least POSSIBLE in theory. And the maxed times of these levels could only be achieved with EXTREME skill. i.e defection 5 is only 5 seconds long but needs incredible skill and precision. Duel are maxed, and not only maxed, maxed by most, and not only maxed by most, maxed by most easily.

- Times this easy should not have the same point value as other levels: Duel requires no skill to get the WR and yet it still gets 100 points. When every other level requires a lot of skill to achieve to get 100 points. Everyone can agree that duel does not require skill. It just requires timing.

This website exists to celebrate SKILL. To celebrate COMPETITION. To celebrate PATIENCE. To celebrate HARD WORK. To celebrate ACHIVEMENT. Duel doesn't satisfy any of these.*

*I'm sorry but playing duel for 2 hours doesn't qualify for patience.

Reasons for duel being on the rankings -

You can access it from the solo missions menu: You can access it from the solo missions menu.

...

LOL

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"Clemens casually got 1:46 p2"

I understand what you're saying but unfortunately it's not accurate. Clemens spent THOUSANDS of hours working on his strafing ability and general control. He didn't 'casually' get that time. Actually he devoted several years of his life to becoming great so that he can be that good.

Lack of skill actually should be an important factor though. Sports are challenging. Popular, respectable sports are not easy. The best sports or competitions are the ones where dedication, hard work, patience and discipline allow you to achieve better results than someone that does not do that. Otherwise the competition is stupid, useless, not valuable, meaningless. This is duel.

Maian SOS, MBR and WAR are unlocked by completely all levels on agent, sa, and PA. All done through standard play through the main storyline. Duel is not. And yes, the other levels do play as standard levels, duel does not.

If 'method of unlock' is not an factor. Then 'menu from which level is accessed' should also not be a factor. And therefore all you are left with is, 'does this challenge meet the requirements to be ranked'? And it doesn't. Any example is MARIO 64. If the 'method of access' was a criteria you would have a separate WR for 1-120 stars. Literally 120 WR's. Is that the case? No. They CREATE each meaningful WR. So it becomes 16/70/120. We weed out all of the other categories. If we include every single sub category then they all become meaningless and lose value. However a lot of people do not understand this concept here.

"Duel 3 is a WR so it should be listed" - There is a WR out there for EVERYTHING. In fact you set WR's all the time every day. It's the value of the WR that is important. This means we should also list challenge WR's, firing range WR's, holo WR's, gadget WR's on the main page as well. They are WR's after all. We, as a community need to CHOOSE which WR's we list. WR's that have value and meaning and are difficult. Also we will need to include LTK and DLTK within the overall point system. They are WR's. And if this is a criteria then they MUST be included. Let me say again, yes it's a WR. But also everyone has the WR for successfully turning on a light switch. But should we list that? Everyone here has the WR for waking up in the morning. Should we list that?

I disagree with the points of 'method of access', and 'is it a wr'. But if you are going to use these criteria you MUST include DLTK and LTK times within the main rankings and include them in point totals. Also include them on the WR leaders page. LTK and DLTK are both accessed from solo mission menu, and both are WR's.

I would not make a rule saying that x amount of people need to have a time before it's removed. On other levels we don't see this clutter of WRs. We see correct deviation. We see good players being able to achieve a higher rank than people who did not put in the same amount of effort. It would be a judgemental thing. But I think only Duel qualifies for this because of all the point I outlined before.

Why does soccer have 11 players? Why does soccer not allow you to use your hands? Why is there a goalkeeper? To make it HARD. So that it requires skill so that it is interesting. If there were not goalkeepers the sport would be stupid. Would soccer be 'accessable' to everyone? YEah, it would be a lot more 'accessable'. Would it be the most popular sport in the world? Fuck no, people would think it's stupid.

People think giving everyone a WR is a good thing. I think it's a horrible thing. It makes having a WR not a big deal. It makes the game easier to access, but also makes it less respectable and thus ultimately not as popular.

I honestly cannot convey this as well as this scene from A league of their own. Please watch it to see my point!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndL7y0MIRE4

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Actually my points regarding firing range aren't really my arguments to remove duel, it is a counter argument to the claim it is a solo mission.

My main argument is that the level does not adequately meet the criteria for a legitimate speedrunning category. It does not allow sufficient deviation so that players with a higher level of skill who commit a larger amount of time will not be rewarded. The lack of skill required for the level makes it pointless to run.

If the challenge does not adequately reward higher skill or effort it's not a good challenge. Given that we have 20 levels already that sufficiently do this, there is no reason to add a 21st level which doesn't help at all to accomplish our goal (to rank and reward players who devote time and energy into speedrunning).

Right from the beginning duel A/SA does not allow sufficient reward for speedrunning over a couple of hours. Compare this to the other levels which require 100's or 1000's of hours to speedrun to get close to the WR's.

It is without question the odd one out. It is not in the same league at all as the other levels. In fact it is so obviously pathetic in all areas that if you stop for a second and get out of the 'it's a level' conditioning you will realise the stupidity of including it.

#521
Perfect Dark / Re: Duel Official Poll
May 05, 2016, 09:21:39 AM
We are currently awaiting a mod to view who voted what so that we can weed out alts.

I understand an option was left out. However in the interest of preserving history I can not make changes to the poll and it should remain as is.
#522
FFA / Re: ****Revisiting the "Remove Duel from the Rankings" Discussion - 2016 EDITION****
May 05, 2016, 12:41:06 AM
Here are my posts from the last topic. Sorry I was a bit more confrontational back then.

Differences between Duel and every other solo level:

- Cannot be unlocked by playing through solo mission. Can only be unlocked through something irrelevant to solo missions.
- Does not have an associated unlockable cheat.
- Does not involve a story line.

Please do not continue to say that the only excuse for duel not being considered a mission is that we 'don't like it'. Please at least do the respectable thing and read the points that people are making.

Yes you can select it from the solo missions menu. But it has obvious differences and it is obviously not like the normal missions.

Pluto is actually a good example of this type of situation. You can't use 'similarities' to include things in groups. You need to use 'differences'. I.e I could say let's include hologram and firing range because just like solo missions, they show the time achieved. Also firing range has bronze/silver/gold which is similar to agent/sa/pa. Therefore because of 'similarities' we should include them as well. Just like you cannot say 'duel should be included because it has a/sa/pa and saves best time' or 'needs to be included because it can be accessed from the same menu'. "Can be accessed from the same menu?" That's a joke argument.

Not a good strategy. Gotta look at what is different in how they function. Sure it was included in the past, but times change and people get smarter. Duel is obviously different, don't include it with the regular missions.

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I'm sorry, but no. If you go to the select mission screen the duel is not there. What you actually have to do is run down stairs and complete the firing range medals first. Please note that you do not find the firing range in the solo mission screen. Please also note that this is only 'level' that cannot be accessed by playing the solo missions alone. This makes it different to every other level.

Labelling something as arbitrary doesn't make it arbitrary. I think it's arbitrary that the duel is located in the solo mission screen. Where else would they put it?

Why do we need to disqualify it as a level? Because the main argument for people wanting it to remain on the ranks is because it's a level. Duh. But it is only a level as much as the firing range medals are levels. The only leg this argument has to stand on is the fact that it's located on the same screen as the other legit levels. But again, where else would you access it from?

The duel is a level, but it is in no way a level in the same regard as the other 20 levels. It is a different creature completely. Why is this relevant? Because this 'creature' is useless. 300 people have the agent wr when there are only 97 spots allocated for points. Same goes for sa pretty much. The level is 3/6/9 seconds long and involves spinning and shooting and no speedrunning. Maybe if the level was more legit it'd be fine. But actually when you look at it logically it's quite stupid to have it alongside the ACTUAL levels. Makes a complete mockery of the real levels.

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Phazonn I'm very happy to discuss this with you but please do not overlook points I make. For example, I just mentioned into my last post that the majority of the argument coming from other people wanting to keep duel on the ranks is because it's considered a level. Therefore it is entirely relevant to discuss whether or not duel is a level. Furthermore if Duel is a level, is it different from the other levels and should it be grouped alongside them?

Groups are defined by differences, not similarities. For example, racing cars. They have different classes. These classes are defined by the differences of motor etc. They don't say 'all cars have 4 wheels therefore they are all classed together'. They say 'what differences do these cars have in the output of the motor etc'. Or boxing, it's the 'difference' of weight that seperate the boxing classes. Not the similarities, because most boxers wear gloves and have 2 arms.

As with this game, it is incorrect to group duel with the other levels. Not because it doesn't have similarities. Because it does obv. Hell I can give you similarities between a turd and a rose, it doesn't mean they should be grouped. But there are distinct differences that does exclude it. Which have been addressed already.

Also just understand that there are many factors that influence my opinion on this. It creates a larger picture with everything considered. So pulling out one individual point and acting as if that is the 'make or break' argument really isn't necessary. If there was only one point in this hole argument that would be fine, but there are many and they have been listed. To break it down again though...

Given the obvious differences to the main missions, the ridiculous lack of skill required to turn and shoot, the short nature of the level, the amount of people who have the records, the fact that it's not involved or even related to the main story missions, the fact that the only way to unlock the level is through some random side quest also not related to solo, it should not be ranked with the other levels and people should not be getting 300 points that contribute to overall points for this joke level when actual speedrunners are busting balls to get 100 points on real levels. (if you ignore 90% of this paragraph and respond with 'thinking the level is a joke isn't a good reason to remove it' then you'll know you're a failure at life).


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There gets a point where it becomes ridiculous and irrelevant. over 300 people have 3 on agent, therefore why rank it? The rank is completely useless because everyone has the same time. Same goes for 6 SA. It requires no skills and everyone has it, so why rank it? There is no point because it doesn't 'rank' anyone seeing as everyone is ranked the same. Anyone with 3/6 has 100 points and if you don't have 3/6 you have 0 points. Is that even a rankings?

Like I previously said there are 97 positions available for points. When all of those spots become the same time that everyone has, there is no reason to rank it.

Don't talk about other easy wr's either. Archives 16 isn't anywhere near 97 people yet and 16 may not be maxed. Again this is another point in the long list of reasons why duel is stupid for being on the rankings.

Dark slayer your entire post was not a strong argument. Please make an actual case next time instead of just listing legit points and coming back with the seriously amazing rebuttle of 'this argument is not strong CHECK MATE BIATCHES I WINZZ!'

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If this were a positive attitude to have, there would be no scientific advanced, no medical advancement and no human rights advancement. Saying 'we're going to keep it like this because it's already like this' is too circular of an argument.

There are 2 sides to this spectrum; bad --- good. Just because something isn't on the extreme end of bad does not mean it is not open to improvement.

The argument of how you 'access' something I believe it is actually not valid. List me other examples of competition where this is a criteria? List me one sport or group of competitors who define what they are competing in by the way it is 'accessed'. While you are on that wild goose chase I'll just advise you that there aren't any. Because that criteria is ridiculous.

Imagine if someone presented an extra event for the decathlon. It's called the 5m meter dash and times are rounded down to the nearest second. Every person competing will likely get 1 second so it's useless but we feel like it needs to be done because... because humans have legs and can sprint and therefore we need to include it. We need to include into this event, which is a total concept of the human mind, because the evolution has given us legs and muscles to sprint and therefore must be included.

The programmers did not make the-elite.net. The creators of the game did not predict this community. The creators of the game made the game for the thousands of people who play it casually. To use their decisions as the basis of how we construct this competitive community is beyond retarded and shows the utter detachment from what this group actually is in essence (hint: an abstract idea not tied to actual reality).

The points presented regarding the level being removed actual deal with speedrunning, rankings, logistics etc. These are things that actually concern this community. The points presented for keeping the level deal with decisions made my programmers completely removed from this community. Decisions made before the game was even finished.

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100+ people getting war agent is a hypothetic. 350 people have duel 3 seconds is a reality. I'd much rather deal with that is actually going on then try to imagine how I'd feel when this imaginary and non existent event you mentioned happens.

The 'it's a solo mission' is a terrible, terrible argument because it completely ignores what is going on in reality. It is idealistic to the extreme. I would love to live in a world where things were perfect as well. But I live in a world where the majority of people have exactly the same time and it's still ranked for some reason.

Please do not make decisions in life based on 'ideals'. Make them based on reality.

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Reasons why duel should not be on the rankings...

- Lack of deviation: The majority of members have the exact same time on agent, almost half on SA. The point of any competition is to rank people according to their skill and achievement. If a challenge does not allow deviation of results, or if it does not sufficiently indicate differences in skill it is useless as a challenge.

- Lack of skill required: For Agent you only need to know how to hold right/left on the control stick and press Z. That is literally all you have to do. There is absolutely no skill involved, this is why MOST people have the same time. Why is a challenge included that needs absolutely no skill to achieve? Every respectable sport or competition requires a lot of skill to be highly ranked. Along with lack of deviation this makes it absolutely terrible. What is the point of this site? Shouldn't a challenge be ... challenging?

- Only unlocked through firing range: This makes is not a true solo mission and separate from the other missions. It is a side mission and the only reason it is selectable from the solo mission menu is because there is no other reasonable place to put it.

- Does not allow for improvement: We know for absolute sure the records are maxed. Why? Because 2 seconds out of each difficulty is spent waiting for the level to end once the opponent has been killed. 1 second of controlling Joanna and 2 seconds of waiting. Defection 5 shows that even when 6 seemed maxed to everyone, it could still be improved. Even archives 15 is at least POSSIBLE in theory. And the maxed times of these levels could only be achieved with EXTREME skill. i.e defection 5 is only 5 seconds long but needs incredible skill and precision. Duel are maxed, and not only maxed, maxed by most, and not only maxed by most, maxed by most easily.

- Times this easy should not have the same point value as other levels: Duel requires no skill to get the WR and yet it still gets 100 points. When every other level requires a lot of skill to achieve to get 100 points. Everyone can agree that duel does not require skill. It just requires timing.

This website exists to celebrate SKILL. To celebrate COMPETITION. To celebrate PATIENCE. To celebrate HARD WORK. To celebrate ACHIVEMENT. Duel doesn't satisfy any of these.*

*I'm sorry but playing duel for 2 hours doesn't qualify for patience.

Reasons for duel being on the rankings -

You can access it from the solo missions menu: You can access it from the solo missions menu.

...

LOL

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"Clemens casually got 1:46 p2"

I understand what you're saying but unfortunately it's not accurate. Clemens spent THOUSANDS of hours working on his strafing ability and general control. He didn't 'casually' get that time. Actually he devoted several years of his life to becoming great so that he can be that good.

Lack of skill actually should be an important factor though. Sports are challenging. Popular, respectable sports are not easy. The best sports or competitions are the ones where dedication, hard work, patience and discipline allow you to achieve better results than someone that does not do that. Otherwise the competition is stupid, useless, not valuable, meaningless. This is duel.

Maian SOS, MBR and WAR are unlocked by completely all levels on agent, sa, and PA. All done through standard play through the main storyline. Duel is not. And yes, the other levels do play as standard levels, duel does not.

If 'method of unlock' is not an factor. Then 'menu from which level is accessed' should also not be a factor. And therefore all you are left with is, 'does this challenge meet the requirements to be ranked'? And it doesn't. Any example is MARIO 64. If the 'method of access' was a criteria you would have a separate WR for 1-120 stars. Literally 120 WR's. Is that the case? No. They CREATE each meaningful WR. So it becomes 16/70/120. We weed out all of the other categories. If we include every single sub category then they all become meaningless and lose value. However a lot of people do not understand this concept here.

"Duel 3 is a WR so it should be listed" - There is a WR out there for EVERYTHING. In fact you set WR's all the time every day. It's the value of the WR that is important. This means we should also list challenge WR's, firing range WR's, holo WR's, gadget WR's on the main page as well. They are WR's after all. We, as a community need to CHOOSE which WR's we list. WR's that have value and meaning and are difficult. Also we will need to include LTK and DLTK within the overall point system. They are WR's. And if this is a criteria then they MUST be included. Let me say again, yes it's a WR. But also everyone has the WR for successfully turning on a light switch. But should we list that? Everyone here has the WR for waking up in the morning. Should we list that?

I disagree with the points of 'method of access', and 'is it a wr'. But if you are going to use these criteria you MUST include DLTK and LTK times within the main rankings and include them in point totals. Also include them on the WR leaders page. LTK and DLTK are both accessed from solo mission menu, and both are WR's.

I would not make a rule saying that x amount of people need to have a time before it's removed. On other levels we don't see this clutter of WRs. We see correct deviation. We see good players being able to achieve a higher rank than people who did not put in the same amount of effort. It would be a judgemental thing. But I think only Duel qualifies for this because of all the point I outlined before.

Why does soccer have 11 players? Why does soccer not allow you to use your hands? Why is there a goalkeeper? To make it HARD. So that it requires skill so that it is interesting. If there were not goalkeepers the sport would be stupid. Would soccer be 'accessable' to everyone? YEah, it would be a lot more 'accessable'. Would it be the most popular sport in the world? Fuck no, people would think it's stupid.

People think giving everyone a WR is a good thing. I think it's a horrible thing. It makes having a WR not a big deal. It makes the game easier to access, but also makes it less respectable and thus ultimately not as popular.

I honestly cannot convey this as well as this scene from A league of their own. Please watch it to see my point!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndL7y0MIRE4

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Actually my points regarding firing range aren't really my arguments to remove duel, it is a counter argument to the claim it is a solo mission.

My main argument is that the level does not adequately meet the criteria for a legitimate speedrunning category. It does not allow sufficient deviation so that players with a higher level of skill who commit a larger amount of time will not be rewarded. The lack of skill required for the level makes it pointless to run.

If the challenge does not adequately reward higher skill or effort it's not a good challenge. Given that we have 20 levels already that sufficiently do this, there is no reason to add a 21st level which doesn't help at all to accomplish our goal (to rank and reward players who devote time and energy into speedrunning).

Right from the beginning duel A/SA does not allow sufficient reward for speedrunning over a couple of hours. Compare this to the other levels which require 100's or 1000's of hours to speedrun to get close to the WR's.

It is without question the odd one out. It is not in the same league at all as the other levels. In fact it is so obviously pathetic in all areas that if you stop for a second and get out of the 'it's a level' conditioning you will realise the stupidity of including it.
#523
Perfect Dark / Re: Duel Official Poll
May 05, 2016, 12:17:19 AM
Voted 'Keep duel on the main page, but strip it of points and WR count.'

If people don't mind please state which one you voted. As this is possible a big change to the rankings we need to ensure people aren't using alt accounts.

thanks.
#524
Perfect Dark / Duel Official Poll
May 04, 2016, 09:30:53 PM
Official vote that will likely affect any changes (or no changes).
#525
FFA / Re: ****Revisiting the "Remove Duel from the Rankings" Discussion - 2016 EDITION****
May 04, 2016, 09:24:51 PM
Quote from: hyperkeen on May 04, 2016, 09:16:01 PM
the decision to keep PA 9 as a WR but not counting 6 and 3, OR not counting any of 3, 6 and 9 is the worst decision ever made in elite history

I don't understand what you mean.
#526
FFA / Re: ****Revisiting the "Remove Duel from the Rankings" Discussion - 2016 EDITION****
May 04, 2016, 09:02:56 PM
Quote from: dat flicker on May 04, 2016, 07:02:41 PM
Quote from: OHMSS on May 04, 2016, 06:41:23 PMMate, it will even be unranked soon.
Just suck it up and get 3/6/9, be done with it, and never have a problem again.

Pretty much the main problem with this level. Literally everyone can get 3/6/9 pretty easily and it's just a black hole that sucks away time that could be used on other levels that actually rank people effectively based on their skill level.

I don't mind the idea of keeping it on the ranks but stripping it of points/WR total. Good idea!
#527
FFA / Re: ****Revisiting the "Remove Duel from the Rankings" Discussion - 2016 EDITION****
May 04, 2016, 07:14:19 AM
I stated my opinions in quite a lot of details in the previous topic.

I won't post them again, but Duel should be removed for all points stated above.
#528
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
May 02, 2016, 11:40:14 AM
Not sure why everyone is saying multiple shots at camera is bad. Only loses like .2 or something (i tested an average of 5 shots per second). Everything else in the run seemed pretty ideal. Getting stuck on glass (0.5 secs) + 2 boosts into glass (0.6) is like 1.1 for stucks or 1.3 total loss including double shot can. So run was at maximum 21.8 at minimum 20.9 without stucks.

Also i watched henriks other runs and he gains phantom tenths all over the place. Could be gs or knowing game code gives slight edge but hard to say for certain which one.
#529
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New Videos Here
May 02, 2016, 07:24:43 AM
1:05.2 inves agent dupe. This run was 99% 1:03 if the 3rd lasers were down. Lost 1.5 secs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcFkIEwS6A8
#530
FFA / First Whack
April 25, 2016, 03:11:44 AM
The first time I jacked it I had no idea what was gonna happen. I was 13. I was on the toilet at the time after watching some random sex scene. I jacked it for a bit and before climax i thought i was going to pee so I stopped and turned around to pee. Couldn't pee though cause what I didn't realise is that I was about to blow my load. 2nd time I ignored the feeling of needing to pee and just pumped it out. I wasn't ready and my load just shot out onto my clothes which were on the floor.

What happened on your first?
#531
FFA / Re: ***Most Autistic Eliters Official List 2016***
April 24, 2016, 05:54:22 AM
Me likey.
#532
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
April 24, 2016, 05:52:08 AM
Thanks. Somewhere between 15-20hrs recently. Though I already did the strat previously when I got 2 x 2:08 when I played it about 20hrs.
#533
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
April 24, 2016, 01:04:59 AM
inves spag 200
#534
FFA / Re: Mate where's the...?
April 21, 2016, 09:21:51 PM
triple laser skip
#535
Perfect Dark / Re: Q: Does Sim Threat have a chance of tying Chicago Agent 0:14
April 19, 2016, 12:57:32 AM
Thanks for the vote of confidence.

I have attempted the level and can confirm this time is insane. Not sure if I can do it TBH but I will play it on and off and keep looking for those hundredths.

It does require an insane stick, I will have to order the steel one as some point and try it.

Apparently Dave's 14 had a 10.33 briefcase pickup. After 1 hour play my best was 10.45, but most runs are 10.5x. Still haven't optimised yet though. Had 1 14 quit out and seems like I'm averaging low 15. If I can improve case speed I have a chance.
#536
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Goldeneye Historical Compendium Volume I
April 17, 2016, 06:12:07 AM
HOLY SHIT THE PAUSE STRAT. Forgot about that on cradle. FFS gotta remember to do that.
#537
Perfect Dark / Q: Does Sim Threat have a chance of tying Chicago Agent 0:14
April 17, 2016, 02:40:53 AM
Thanks.
#538
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Should converters be banned?
April 17, 2016, 01:12:11 AM
None of those options would work because the converted game runs faster.

Edit: lol
#539
FFA / Re: **2016 Pop Music & Zara Larsson Appreciation Thread**
April 17, 2016, 01:02:18 AM
This isn't 2016 but just got popular in Australia now. Any else digging this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rey3m8SWQI
#540
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Banning all times set with NTSC-PAL Converter going forward (48 hours to object)
April 16, 2016, 09:42:05 PM
Thanks for putting the final wheels in motion!

Thankfully as the years go on these questionable times will become less relevant as the WR's continue to improve.
#541
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Goldeneye Historical Compendium Volume I
April 16, 2016, 08:01:23 PM
Egypt - Standing to the right of the poles while looking at 2nd baron spawning causing him to spawn to the right so you can shoot him from there
May 2002 - K.. J..
#542
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Should converters be banned?
April 16, 2016, 07:25:10 PM
To those who think it should be allowed because it hasn't been proven to give an advantage. You don't mind then if I create my own custom mod that I attach to the 64 and play the game through? By your reasoning, this and any 3rd party mod will now be allowed.

Also, it will be up to YOU to prove that I/anyone gets an advantage out of it.. even though you don't have access to the hardware.

LOGIC!

The issue, Alec/Axel et al, is that you have a device which is KNOWN to modify the game. The only reason we know about the music/game speed etc is because it's obvious. When you have a device that is changing the game, and you have no idea what else it's changing, you shouldn't allow it. Alec, answer me the question, do you know if it affects the frame rate? If you answer 'no', you can't allow the device. By its very nature is modifies that game and you have absolutely no fucking clue (lol) how it's modifying the game in other ways.

Anyways, overwhelming opinion is that it should be banned so luckily for the rels the irrels' opinions will be drowned out and this should be changed shortly.
#543
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Should converters be banned?
April 15, 2016, 08:48:18 PM
Addendum: I would be in favor of grandfathering existing times.
#544
GoldenEye 007 / Should converters be banned?
April 15, 2016, 08:40:52 PM
The other topic was moved from the GE boards. I'm not sure why, I'm making this unbiased topic for official discussion. This is unrelated to Marc's new record and has been a discussion (at least for me) for a few years.

My opinion from previous topic...

Converter is playing NTSC through a PAL system. We know that PAL runs at a smoother frame rate. I don't know how converters work exactly, but my one concern is that running NTSC through a PAL system would somehow help the frame rate in low FPS scenarios.

As previously said though the converter does alter the game and it plays at a different speed. In circumstances like this it has to be proven that something doesn't provide an advantage for it to be allowed, not the other way around. If I made my own custom console (a converter is essential this) and played GE on it, it's up to me to prove that it doesn't give an advantage, it's not up to you guys to prove that it doesn't.
#545
FFA / Re: Is it time to ban converter times from the rankings?
April 15, 2016, 07:52:02 PM
Converter is playing NTSC through a PAL system. We know that PAL runs at a smoother frame rate. I don't know how converters work exactly, but my one concern is that running NTSC through a PAL system would somehow help the frame rate in low FPS scenarios.

As previously said though the converter does alter the game and it plays at a different speed. In circumstances like this it has to be proven that something doesn't provide an advantage for it to be allowed, not the other way around. If I made my own custom console (a converter is essential this) and played GE on it, it's up to me to prove that it doesn't give an advantage, it's not up to you guys to prove that it doesn't. Please learn logic!
#546
GoldenEye 007 / Re: 1001 Most Annoying Things in GoldenEye
April 12, 2016, 12:33:18 AM
More annoying is switching to the invisible non existent weapon after the very first detonator warp. You go from detonator to null to mine.
#547
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***Strength of WRs Topic 2016***
April 10, 2016, 02:37:11 AM
I respect the control sa/ooa records more than most others because I think the beginning requires super OCB to do as quick as the wr's. So I'd put them higher on the strength list (like tier 2 at least).

Also I'm glad someone else brought up streets a because I defs felt tier 4 was too low.
#548
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post/Discuss new Strats/Timesavers/Ideas
April 06, 2016, 02:12:30 AM
Given that you lose .3 from losing full speed + the time it takes to do the throw, and a boost saves .3 .. I don't see a universe in which an r-lean mine boost would save time.

Maybe I'm just bad at math  :kappa:
#549
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
March 29, 2016, 10:44:25 PM
lol yeah that's cool af :)
#550
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** PROPOSAL: Super Ace Rankings (Tentative Name) ***
March 28, 2016, 10:36:15 PM
Also FYI the current system was not conceived by Snapdragon or anyone from the PD elite. It has been around since 1998 in the original GE rankings.
#551
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** PROPOSAL: Super Ace Rankings (Tentative Name) ***
March 28, 2016, 10:04:13 PM
We currently have 4 rankings; Point rankings, time rankings, record leaders and the record database. If think if you need another rankings you're undervaluing what we already have.

I like the current system and think it rewards consistency. You don't want to put too much weight on individual times because then you end up with a bunch of n/a crew people who never play the rest of the game and just go for one time/level. The people who play for total points will have less incentive to play because they won't be able to compete with the 20 people who no-life 20 individual levels to get their untied and screw everyone else over. 

If you value wr's check out the leaders ranking or the database.
#552
General Chat / Elite Chess Tourn 2016
March 26, 2016, 01:27:57 AM
Looking for interest for a new tournament. Would be great to do what we did last time with streaming and commentators etc.

Who would be interested in participating?

Interested List:

1. K..
2. Hotshott
#553
GoldenEye 007 / Re: This Day in Elite History
March 24, 2016, 08:03:24 AM
Saying someone 'united' a level is pointless. Any new record is untied by default.
#554
FFA / Re: *** Which Eliter has the best accent? ***
March 19, 2016, 11:47:34 PM
Quote from: Jimbo on March 13, 2016, 05:14:34 PM
Clemens doesn't have an accent imo

lul wat?
#555
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** Post Your Official Join Date Here! ***
March 16, 2016, 04:08:41 AM
Honestly not sure of exact start date but I joined on the Wes rankings (could be late 99 or super early 00), though I was speedrunning from mid 99 at least.

My fast times guide on GameFAQs came out in may 2000. Some cool names are in there like Jon Bearder, Mathijs ten Ham, Greg Woll, K.. J...

Joined the boards in 2000 when they were created.
#556
GoldenEye 007 / Re: What will be the next agent untied?
March 12, 2016, 10:13:16 PM
s2 46
#557
FFA / Re: *A Message For Jim Barrett & Ryan White*
March 11, 2016, 06:26:09 PM
#558
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 10, 2016, 09:32:10 PM
Congrats Illu, now I don't feel so bad :)

Quote from: Joshua Nash on March 10, 2016, 06:50:25 PM
You deserved it especially after that robbery

Trust me there was no robbery. I was telling Illu what he needed to do a week before I got 1:11 and he got it very quickly after (finally) switching over to jap. So if he listened to me earlier I 100% assure you he would have gotten it first. I was doing my best to help Illu the whole time.
#559
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
March 08, 2016, 03:14:03 AM
Streets Agent 1:12
Streets Agent 1:11*
#560
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** Elite Poll Of The Week #3 ***
March 05, 2016, 11:44:57 PM
Full screen - Can't see where you're going.
Cinema - Trying too hard.
#561
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** Worst GE untied on the rankings? ***
March 05, 2016, 10:15:26 PM
You give a little, you get a little.
#562
FFA / Re: Mate where's the...?
March 02, 2016, 01:16:21 AM
Double GL 1st set kf7 2 kf7 boosts
#563
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Players and Times Databases for 2016
March 02, 2016, 12:13:38 AM
Quote from: Boss on March 01, 2016, 05:48:58 PM
I got all those 46s untied btw 

He never said otherwise. He said they got the 0:46's while they were WR's, not that they untied them.
#564
FFA / Re: Mate where's the...?
February 23, 2016, 10:49:27 PM
That mod exposure is real good.
#565
FFA / Re: *** Most Irrel Poster of 2016 Award ***
February 23, 2016, 10:44:24 PM
Indeed, some will suggest that presenting an annual award in February may be a tad premature...

...but it would take a genius to dethrone Quake. A genius I tells you!
#566
FFA / Re: Corruption
February 20, 2016, 06:29:39 PM
#567
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
February 18, 2016, 09:14:09 PM
#568
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
February 18, 2016, 08:01:08 PM
Wait what? (hard to check stuff often cause at work) There is no 1:11?
#569
FFA / Re: Official term for "Wageslave"
February 18, 2016, 06:46:50 PM
mugwump
ˈmʌɡwʌmp/
nounNORTH AMERICAN
a person who remains simultaneously muggy and wumpy, especially concerning party politics.

Use: You fucking mugwump. Go mugwump someplace else you fucky little mugwump cunt.
#570
General Chat / Re: *** Elite Poll Of The Week #2 ***
February 18, 2016, 06:43:58 PM
Auto, I don't give a fuck about driving and it's not 'fun' for me. I'd rather pay as little attention to this tedious exercise as possible.
#571
General Chat / Re: Elite Aesthetics Invitational
February 18, 2016, 12:47:58 AM
Quote from: Quakeulf on February 17, 2016, 08:12:35 AM
90 pushups in one go is coming! :3c

I started going to the gym three days a week from January to build mussel. I am skinny as fuck and I need to bulk up and get bigger arms to look and feel more like a man. So far I have only been gaining strength, but my arms remain just as skinny. It does look really odd when I am at the gym though because my skinny arms look so disproportionate to what I am lifting and doing. Maybe I am a humant...

Post vid.
#572
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
February 18, 2016, 12:12:40 AM
I've never been more proud of ANYONE than I am right now of austin. Where the WR post bro?
#573
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
February 17, 2016, 11:44:05 PM
Congrats AUSTIN! OMFG can't you did it lol nice job man all the hard work finally paid off :)
#574
FFA / Re: Who is the bigger joke
February 15, 2016, 05:36:02 PM
Please try not to quote marc. I have him on ignore. If you quote him I'll have to put you on ignore too.
#575
FFA / Re: Who is the bigger joke
February 15, 2016, 02:30:13 AM
Sorry, you're not a big enough joke to be in the same league.
#576
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
February 14, 2016, 10:53:48 PM
Congrats Eise.

Congrats Sam.
#577
FFA / Who is the bigger joke
February 14, 2016, 10:29:59 PM
Mentally challenged pensioner vs Beta bitch admin
#578
FFA / Re: So I saw this when I checked my YouTube channel today...
February 14, 2016, 03:24:39 AM
Lol
#579
FFA / Re: So I saw this when I checked my YouTube channel today...
February 13, 2016, 09:43:38 PM
Quote from: PoonSlayer69 on February 13, 2016, 09:34:41 PM
jesus fucking christ i hate this place

You're so fucking dumb. It's ONE person being a complete asshat and you say you hate this 'place'. WTF! It has nothing to do with this place, it's one fucking person!
#580
FFA / Re: *** AceCorp Statement On Banning Marc From The Elite ***
February 13, 2016, 01:46:44 AM
Ace's statement was a little vague but I don't think anyone had the idea of a ban from the wr page.
#581
FFA / Re: *** AceCorp Statement On Banning Marc From The Elite ***
February 13, 2016, 01:00:58 AM
As someone who copped a lot of the crap, I endorse.
#582
FFA / Re: So I saw this when I checked my YouTube channel today...
February 12, 2016, 04:07:14 AM
#583
FFA / Re: To Rachel, my love of 4 years
February 11, 2016, 11:07:59 PM
do tell
#584
General Chat / Re: Karl's REGEN topic
February 11, 2016, 08:12:29 AM
Well learning to read fluent enough to learn complex pieces will take years. These days with synthesia it's way easier just to spend that time to learn the actual songs.

i.e moonlight sonata 3rd movement https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WolqGAgiolM is pretty easy to learn using this. It would take 1000 times longer to learn to read well enough to match the same memorisation pace.
#585
Other Games / Re: Weekly Trivia Results
February 10, 2016, 06:50:41 PM
#586
General Chat / Re: Karl's REGEN topic
February 10, 2016, 05:26:32 AM
Thanks :)

The carpet is not as thick as you'd think. Normal carpet has underlay underneath to make it soft and springy. This is just the top layer of carpet put directly only concrete so there is no cushion but it's soft enough to make using the ground comfortable.
#587
Other Games / Re: The Lumosity Thread
February 08, 2016, 06:35:36 PM
Quote from: The Witness on February 08, 2016, 02:05:36 AM
Not saying that they are inherently bad, but I would recommend puzzle games / games which make you think by better designers.

I would recommend playing social puzzle games like chess because they do exactly the same thing (perhaps even better) for your brain but they also allow you to connect with other people while doing it (knobbing two birds with one connie).

When I was younger I totally loved the Myst series and Zork: Nemesis.
#588
FFA / Re: Ask Rachel Anything
February 07, 2016, 08:41:58 PM
Wtf has it really been 3 years since this topic was used? Time is going way too fast.
#589
FFA / Re: To Rachel, my love of 4 years
February 07, 2016, 08:37:28 PM
It's valentines day soon will Jim propose?
#590
General Chat / Re: Ethernet Cable
February 07, 2016, 08:24:10 PM
Quote from: Oh Boy, time for another Spec-Tier, 0/10 Board Name! on August 30, 2015, 05:53:07 PM
Have you tried powering off the internet molden, waiting 10 seconds, and turning it on again?

Lol just saw this.
#591
General Chat / Karl's REGEN topic
February 07, 2016, 06:10:19 PM
In this topic I will be posting videos of my REgenerate activities to inspire those who are currently less than generate but aspire to become more generate.

To start off I will post a house tour I made of the townhouse I recently bought. I will post more vids later on other regenerate stuff I do.

Hope you enjoy/get some ideas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghTOIxD-fo8
#592
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** What will be the LAST GoldenEye untied to happen? ***
February 05, 2016, 02:16:55 AM
OMG you guys can't go 2 posts without causing drama.

Just delete this entire topic  :kappa:

Spoiler
:kappa:
[close]
#593
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
February 01, 2016, 08:29:15 AM
Thanks very much to dsx for uploading my depot 24. Sorry i forgot about it. Kept reminding myseld to do it.
#594
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
January 28, 2016, 03:41:17 AM
Okie dokie :)
#595
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
January 28, 2016, 03:37:18 AM
What's your point? It's says they should strive, it doesn't say it's required. Come on guys, your comprehension skills can't be that bad.
#596
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
January 28, 2016, 03:02:55 AM
Webcam is fine. Captured video is only required for significant times. What you going on about?
#597
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** ATTN: All mates who stream without mic ***
January 24, 2016, 05:40:35 PM
I use the snowball and c920.
#598
GoldenEye 007 / Re: G-Day 2.0 - Saturday, January 23rd, 2016 (GET HYPE!)
January 23, 2016, 07:18:52 PM
So which WR's were streamed?
#599
General Chat / Re: *** The Elite 2015 - HIGHS AND LOWS ***
January 17, 2016, 08:13:05 PM
High:

Battling with Boss for WR's on MBR

Low:

Getting bopped by Boss on MBR  :kappa:
#600
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
January 17, 2016, 04:48:31 AM
Quote from: sakuya on January 16, 2016, 03:36:36 AM
15shot why 103 (。-_-。)


Not sure why no one mentioned this but your lookdown was terrible throughout the entire run. You need to look down a lot more. Even when you trying to look down in that run it was only half lookdown so you were still losing more frames than necessary. At the start you waiting way to long to look down, then you looked up way to early before the guard, then you waiting way to long and didn't look down enough after the guard, then you could have looked down more at the end. even with the sloppy turns and bad console that could have been 1:02.
#601
General Chat / Re: **Proof Sources: What Do YOU Think?**
January 13, 2016, 06:52:40 PM
I don't believe it should be the-elite.net's responsibility to babysit player videos. You mention our current system leaves videos vulnerable however I haven't heard of someone who both stores a video locally AND has it available online that has lost both. I'm pretty sure all streaming software has the ability to stream and locally record at the same time so there should be no reason not to have 2 copies.

I wouldn't agree that Jimbo's 16 is the same, reason being that is was achieved at a meet with witnesses. I would compare Jim's 16 to an Olympic record that was set without being recorded/aired on TV however is still recognised. The reason old OR's apply is because they were achieved in front of officials etc who verified the time. But 99.99% of times on the elite are achieved without witness so it's a different story.

Addendum: Older times are grandfathered. No one these days relies on file storage for hosting videos anymore so the example you gave is kind of out of date.
#602
General Chat / Re: **Proof Sources: What Do YOU Think?**
January 13, 2016, 06:21:40 PM
If you look at the history of videos that have been found to be fake, they are almost always found out after the video has been out for a while. Therefore videos should always remain up so that they can be scrutinized every now and again. If the video disappears the time should be removed.

I.e Hennings videos were up for a couple of years before being discovered as fake. If they had been removed after 1 year no one would EVER know they were fake and they would still be on the ranks. Just because a video has been viewed does not mean no cheating/editing was used.

I think any video format should be acceptable as long as it's available. But the moment it becomes unavailable the time should be removed.
#603
FFA / Re: TFW
January 11, 2016, 06:39:55 PM
Quote from: The man who trolled and lost everything on January 11, 2016, 12:19:17 PM
TFW you stop streaming and turn on the porn, then get a DM saying "your stream is still on mate..."

This is a legitimate concern for me and I've actually had nightmares about it. It's probs a concern for everyone though right? Cause I mean.. who just 'watches' porn you know what I'm saying?  :-\
#604
FFA / Re: Rice Purity Test
January 10, 2016, 06:09:25 PM
21.
#605
FFA / Re: ATTN: Luke
September 30, 2015, 12:25:20 PM
Thanks for not reciprocating my aggressive attitude.

It doesn't matter how crazy someone is I would never be entertained or find it funny when one of my friends is abused. That entire concept is fucked up to me. No matter how anyone cuts it, I think it's pathetic and I wouldn't associate with people like that. I don't care how harmless anyone thinks it is, I would never stand for it and I wouldn't give anyone who thinks that way my respect.

It's definitely not hate though. The intention of users here is not a negative one. They just don't understand how things affect people. Like do you, or other people realise that this DID affect Luke? Everyone here is so fucking high and mighty saying they aren't affected by things. Good for YOU. But people here need a reality check. Because people DO get affected and no one gives a shit. To summarise.. Luke DID get affected in a negative way by Marc's fucked up abusive posts. How do people respond? By laughing about it, saying how entertaining it is, joking around. The topic should have been deleted and Marc banned, plain and simple. This is a reminder of how truly unhealthy this community is, in my opinion at least.

I will say with no hesitation most people here are not nice people. My standards for someone being nice will be different to yours though I'm sure. I also think whether or not people care is more based on how they act rather than how they feel. People here may feel like they care for others but as we see when it comes down to shit like this they will act like they couldn't care less if people around here have to deal with this. It's moments like this you know if someone is nice or not.

You can say all you want about how crazy Marc is but he's one of the best GE players ever. All of the top GE will respect Marc on some level because of the impact he's had on the game, and this is especially true for someone like Luke who has devoted a lot of time to the game and I guarantee has at some time looked up to Marc a lot. Therefore it is completely naturally for someone to be upset about the way Marc is acting, especially if it's directed towards them.

Anyways, I could keep going on but just remember. A top player and a nice guy is abused on these boards and most people think it's a fucking joke. Which is why, hopefully, this is my last post.
#606
FFA / Re: ATTN: Luke
September 30, 2015, 10:05:29 AM
Quote from: Carathorn on September 30, 2015, 04:10:20 AM
I don't expect anyone to do so and neither should Luke because it's an Internet forum.

I've been on a lot of internet forums and none would let someone post things as fucked up as Marc does against other users. This has nothing to do with the fact that it's an internet forum because there are A LOT of very nice, very friendly environments that would ban the likes of Marc in a second. The fact that you don't care that people are allowed to abuse other players in such a way doesn't mean it should be tolerated, it just speaks to your standards of what you think a forum should be.. which is obviously insanely low.
#607
FFA / Re: ATTN: Luke
September 30, 2015, 10:01:06 AM
I was not planning to respond again. But Shadow, seriously, wtf.

You seem like you want to be smart, but you consistently display a complete lack of comprehension skills. I'm replying to you in a sincere attempt to get you to start thinking more about the arguments you try to present.

QuoteUh, so because people don't "stand up" (i.e., rise to the bait) at what isn't even a remotely subtle trolling attempt, they all hate Luke?

They all hate Luke? Come on man where the hell did this come from? Absolutely no where did I ever say anyone hated luke. I said they weren't his friends and they don't really care about him. This one single completely messed up sentence should really trouble you. You pluck shit out of thin air. But aside from that insane leap you just made, 'standing up' doesn't mean rise to the bait. It means the mods delete the topics and posts. The mods/admin ban his account because it's so blatantly fucked up how he posts. I can't think of another community that so willingly lets someone posts this shit against other users.

QuoteI don't recall you sticking up for me when Marc attacked me

Two things. 1. I don't like you and I don't want to be your friend. You consistently put words in my mouth (as pointed out) which would make anyone dislike you. Though I detest when Marc or anyone posts such hateful and harmful messages towards anyone and I've always said I wanted him banned. and 2. I don't think anyone on this board has been more vocal about banning and getting rid of Marc's shit. So don't come back at me and say I don't stand up to this shit, which is so far from the truth.

I don't make this post just for the sake of being aggressive. But I know that you don't WANT to be putting words in people's mouths or making false assumptions. I love arguments if points are made with at least a moderate level of comprehension and thought. But if you throw around nonsense it's really upsetting to me.
#608
FFA / ATTN: Luke
September 30, 2015, 12:34:46 AM
As confirmed by poll and posts, this group of people is toxic as fuck. 60% of you think it's 'funny' and 'entertaining' to see a top playing who works hard in this community to be publicly bashed. You're fucking pathetic.

Anyways, I'm out. Bye, I'll come back if this place is cleaned up.

Btw, I have a serious message for you Luke...

Luke, you are a great guy. Nice, smart, have a lot of talent. I know this not just from online communication but also when I met you. This is why it's important for me to say this.

Read the posts in Marc's topic, read the posts in the poll topic, count how many people stand up for you when you are publicly abused. NONE. Why? Because these people are NOT YOUR FRIENDS. They do not give a fuck about you. In fact as we see they think it's 'entertaining' when someone attacks you. Seriously man listen to what I'm saying, they are not nice people.

Do not judge your friends by how pleasant you think they are when you are chilling around in mumble or whatever. Judge your friends by how they stick up for you when you need it. Judge them by how they care about you when you are feeling like shit. The people you chat with on twitch and these boards and the guys that you met up with at AGDQ you might think are decent people because they are fun to hang with (sometimes). But these are the same people who bust out the popcorn memes and say shit like 'This is great, the boards have been dull lately' when Marc starts attacking you. You really want to be around the kinds of people that treat you like this?

It is because I respect you and think you are capable of a lot that I say you need to MOVE ON. Stop wasting time on 64 and hanging around these pathetic losers and start communicating with more decent people. I think in 5 years you may look back and regret the time that you spend here. You love music so buy a piano and start playing that. Or start a hobby where there are friendlier and more decent human beings.

I'm 100% serious and I hope deeply you consider what I'm saying.
#609
FFA / Re: How should this community respond to Marc's abusive topics/posts
September 30, 2015, 12:33:24 AM
..
#610
FFA / Re: How should this community respond to Marc's abusive topics/posts
September 29, 2015, 11:49:01 AM
Sorry I don't want to argue or anything.
#611
FFA / Re: How should this community respond to Marc's abusive topics/posts
September 29, 2015, 11:38:26 AM
Edit: Not going to voice my opinion.
#612
FFA / How should this community respond to Marc's abusive topics/posts
September 29, 2015, 11:26:22 AM
Marc's most recent topic is abusing and attacking Luke and the newer crowd.
#613
FFA / Re: What's up with all the irrel activity in The Elite?
September 29, 2015, 11:07:59 AM
Quote from: Dark Inkosi on September 29, 2015, 10:32:23 AM
Hey K.., i can see you have slowly recovered from the last time we spoke when you were angry about being "abused", and started posting on the boards again. I and others are still laughing hard at how hard i owned you last time and made you upset, cry, complain about being abused and leave the boards. You have no understanding of Life whatsoever, and will still need a lot of Life experiences to have it, like i do, and you have very low self-esteem. You better shut the fuck up this time, or i am going to demolish your fucking PALE, PASTY, PUSSY POPULIST ass. You're a fucking PPPP. LOL.

I enjoyed reading this, have you got more?
#614
FFA / Re: What's up with all the irrel activity in The Elite?
September 29, 2015, 09:55:28 AM
Read 'The Present' guys and you too can post abusive topics like this!
#615
Other Games / Re: Super Mario 64
September 25, 2015, 01:22:31 AM
#616
FFA / Re: ATTN: Karl
September 24, 2015, 01:39:58 AM
Phil's mum must have texted Luke.

It's alright Luke the cat was gonna come out of the bag sooner or later anyways.
#617
GoldenEye 007 / Re: $$$ OFFICIAL GE INCENTIVES 2015 $$$
September 24, 2015, 01:37:47 AM
Quote from: Fork Out A Silo 100 Mate on September 20, 2015, 01:52:18 AM
$100 USD

GE Agent (any%) Enemy Rockets sub 22.

Yeah right bro. Do you even ER?
#618
FFA / Re: Bumper Breakdown
September 23, 2015, 11:19:01 PM
You're right, I fixed it. I can understand why that would leave such a SALTY taste in your mouth.

Any chance for a rescore?

Also, does anyone else find it a coincidence that after I made this topic a new member joined who loves to bump old topics? Seems like I'm not the only attention whore here.
#619
FFA / Re: Bumper Breakdown
September 23, 2015, 09:54:20 PM
Not enough love for this topic. I spent a good half an hour at work writing this.
#620
FFA / Re: ATTN: Karl
September 20, 2015, 10:57:07 AM
Nope. I'm a long way away from Singapore.
#621
GoldenEye 007 / Re: August 2015 Proof Call
September 17, 2015, 11:23:00 PM
Come on guys can we please ease the attitude a little bit with HLW?

The reply was witty and not that bad. I mean I really enjoyed it in the PD proof call, and then when I read it in the GE proof call I was pleasantly suprised because I didnt expect it to be in both topics. I was like, wow this is such a refreshing double hit of wit. Kind of like a double espresso hit in the morning after a late night.
#622
FFA / Bumper Breakdown
September 17, 2015, 11:11:23 PM
Jushua 'Bump yo' face' Nash - Comes from left field to bump the 'removal of 60+ point times' topic. Seriously, no one could have predicted that.. and to tell you the truth, we resent being singled out for blame. What about him? No one knows really. He flies under the radar mostly, but when he wants to make a name for himself he knows how and when to strike.

Ilari 'Old bumps die hard' Pekkala - Carved out how own unique style of bump. Usually doesn't make sense, but that's what makes his bumps so lovable. It's hard to pull off an Illu style bump (mainly because most people, even without trying, tend to make coherent points). Recently bumped the 'ultimate truth' topic. A questionable decision for sure which may have large repercussions to his social status within the community.

Howling 'I just don't give a bump' LoneWolf - While not a bump purist, a creatanewsorous is definitely a close relative of the bumposoursus so should be given a mention here. He's making a name for himself on the boards and is pulling no punches. Breathing fresh new life into a stagnant community is what this guy does best. Hell, 95% of board users did not realise that the difference between a glitch and a sequence break was such an interesting question until he shone some much needed light on the subject. Definitely an MVP of the new topics league who should be one to watch as the months progress.

Ryan 'A bump for a bump' White - In a desperate attempt to keep his suppressed satanic urges at bay he recently started a slew of bumps to dethrone the 'satan' topic from the top of the topic list. What this bump fest a success? Of course not. Bumping topics is too damn easy right now and until we have laws in every state forbidding the bumping of topics without a background medical check the 'satan' topic is here to stay. The attitude of 'I'm going to buy a bump to protect myself from your bump' will only cause a downward sprial of bump destruction where ultimately.. no one wins. When the dust settles I hope Goose learns a valuable lesson: Two bumps don't make a right.

K.. 'Best eliter ever, hands down, no contest' J.. - What can be said about K.. that hasn't already been said? Handsome, sexy, smart, valuable, great smelling, pertinent, a positive influence, are just some examples :'( A protector of the innocent and slayer of the dragons that so naively respond to trolls in such a polite and respectful manner. A true attention whore, he bumps only for the sake of forcing people to remember he exists by reading replies to old topics out of curiosity. Always disappointing because he can't live up to everyone's unrealistic expectations, he waits patiently for the perfect bump. The bump to end all bumps. His narcissistic tendencies are regularly so acute that he often bumps 'himself' out of the communities' favour.
#623
FFA / Re: rubberbands 2014
September 17, 2015, 10:24:02 PM
Hey guys, remember when this troll posted this? The account was active for 6 days and he never logged in again.

Now I know what you're thinking.. KARL he was an obvious TROLL who just created an account to fuck with the dumb people here who are too stupid to know the difference. But NO I have to disrespectfully disagree with you, you idiot!

This guy was LEGIT. A smart, honest, wise, decent man who wanted to be a part of this community. But I SCARED HIM OFF. I abused him and BECAUSE OF ME he is gone forever. What otherwise would have been an amazing new member of the elite is now a distant memory. A scar on an otherwise flawless face of the-elite.net.

I just want to say I'M SORRY. I'M FUCKING SORRY.
#624
FFA / Re: LUKE vs DSX 100% NOW, tell everyone
September 16, 2015, 07:15:40 PM
Who is win?
#625
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *New (Irrel) RTA Category Ideas Topic*
September 16, 2015, 07:14:13 PM
Hunting knife? You sadistic f**k.

Spoiler
:kappa:
[close]
#626
FFA / Re: The how many/much thread
September 15, 2015, 10:43:37 PM
How much dread could fred have said his head fed while he fled steadily after his beheaded ted bled red instead of shedding imbedded stuffing?
#627
FFA / The how many/much thread
September 15, 2015, 10:22:04 PM
How many bunkers of bunks could a debunker debunk if a debunker could debunk a bunker of bunks?
#628
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *New (Irrel) RTA Category Ideas Topic*
September 15, 2015, 09:47:51 PM
Quote from: Overrated on September 15, 2015, 09:44:58 PM
Quote from: Alec McDonald on September 15, 2015, 08:51:39 PM

Damn, was really hoping for a number on runway's spawn guards instead.  :nesquik:  :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik:

Runway spawn guards are infinite.

Note quite infinite though as at some point the electronics in the cart/64 will decay to the point where they no longer work.
#629
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *New (Irrel) RTA Category Ideas Topic*
September 15, 2015, 09:44:58 PM
Quote from: Alec McDonald on September 15, 2015, 08:51:39 PM

Damn, was really hoping for a number on runway's spawn guards instead.  :nesquik:  :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik:

Runway spawn guards are infinite.
#630
FFA / Re: Post Your Paid-Off Expensive Possessions Here!
September 15, 2015, 08:23:41 PM
Steve Barrett

Jim Barrett

Jim Morrisons

Jim Morrison

This is the end.
#631
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *New (Irrel) RTA Category Ideas Topic*
September 15, 2015, 08:10:09 PM
Spawn guards eventually run out so you can kill all guards.

Here are the totals where the spawn guards will stop coming.

Fac: 22667
s1: 17255
Bunk 1: 17255
s2: 34255
bunk2: 17255
stat: 12667
street: 22667
dep: 17255
jung: 8667
cont: 6555
cav: 13667
crad: 18255
azt: 42255
eg: 15667

So you can wait until you hit that total and the guards stop coming, then you can finish the level.

I did a prelim run of fac, took a while though. Uploading the vid now will link in 3 weeks when it finishes uploading to youtube.



#632
GoldenEye 007 / Re: To Mods: Removal of 60+ point times with no vids
September 15, 2015, 07:41:20 PM
2/10 bump
#633
Perfect Dark / Re: Perfect Dark Challenges
September 09, 2015, 11:00:10 PM
With challenge 20 that is not the strat I used. I used a strat where I put the sim on hold up where the top shield is. And then I stood on the ramp just above the hole that leads to the area that you were using. The sim will then either come up the hole or come from the side or from the lift. Just have to get lucky with where the sim spawns.
#634
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New-Generation 100% RTA Action
September 09, 2015, 09:45:33 PM
This is good. More activity in this area is good for our public image.
#635
FFA / Re: Hey guys! New man here from Quito
September 09, 2015, 07:24:39 PM
he is a new man
#636
FFA / Re: Hey guys! New man here from Quito
September 07, 2015, 09:26:19 PM
Yeah it's like a taiwanese jbcolumbia knock off.

Not too funny but I must admit I thoroughly enjoyed the hentai references. They were GREAT. Keep that gag and use it for a future (better) attempt.
#637
FFA / Re: The personal computer bragging topic.
September 07, 2015, 05:07:05 AM
#638
General Chat / Re: Rocket League
September 04, 2015, 05:29:53 AM
rocket league is at MLG now so there will be top tier vods available to check out.
#639
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
September 04, 2015, 04:49:02 AM
Justin is the best 64 player on the planet.
#640
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
September 04, 2015, 01:19:35 AM
Dear Justin,

Congrats.

-K..
#641
GoldenEye 007 / Re: If anyone was interested...
September 04, 2015, 01:09:04 AM
Apparently these services are already being offered  :pimp:

http://www.wizardsofwiki.com/hire-a-wikipedia-writer.htm
#642
GoldenEye 007 / Re: If anyone was interested...
September 03, 2015, 11:15:53 PM
Quote from: Heaven can't help me now, nothing lasts forever... on September 03, 2015, 10:18:23 PM
anyone can update their own.

Anyone can  update anyone else's too.
#643
GoldenEye 007 / Re: If anyone was interested...
September 03, 2015, 09:58:03 PM
*hijacks topic*

Yeah mine needs updating too. I no longer practice taekwondo. come on everyone knows that.
#644
Perfect Dark / Re: Post A/SA/PA/100% Single Segment Speedruns HERE
September 01, 2015, 04:39:45 AM
any% 28:41

vid coming soonish.
#645
Perfect Dark / Re: Post A/SA/PA/100% Single Segment Speedruns HERE
August 30, 2015, 06:29:59 AM
any % 29:21

going for lowzerz
#646
FFA / Re: Vote to remove Golden Girls board section
August 29, 2015, 01:44:51 AM
My reply was too aggressive. After thinking about it I would rather have replied something like this...

"Please don't lump the entire elite into a little box because you're upset with Goose.

God you're unpleasant."
#647
FFA / Re: Abandon Ship Post Compensation Topic
August 28, 2015, 09:53:03 PM
Quote from: Ez Money Bakery on August 28, 2015, 10:03:11 AM
Axel, do you have a car? If so, what brand/model?

I'm really curious to see where this line of questioning goes.
#648
General Chat / Re: Rocket League
August 28, 2015, 09:50:40 PM
Goose has read so much of the Cowen Hames wiki page that now his writing style has been heavily influenced.
#649
FFA / Re: Vote to merge Abandon Ship and Free For All
August 28, 2015, 09:45:43 PM
Someone ban this bitch.
#650
FFA / Re: Vote to remove Golden Girls board section
August 28, 2015, 09:42:15 PM
Fuck you. Lumping the entire elite into a little box like that just because you have a salty cunt about Goose or whomever.

God you're unpleasant.
#651
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Potential Faster Bunker 1 00 Agent Strategy
August 26, 2015, 10:18:57 PM
#652
FFA / Re: Vote to change the name of this forum section
August 26, 2015, 09:57:47 PM
add a NSFW tag and we all cool.
#653
FFA / Re: Vote to change the name of this forum section
August 26, 2015, 09:54:22 PM
Also like the description should be facetious...

like... 'High class posts from high class men.'
#654
FFA / Re: Vote to change the name of this forum section
August 26, 2015, 09:52:36 PM
Should be an 'other' option. Make it fucking LEGIT like 'The Gentlemen's Club'. Yeah something fucking LEGIT like that.

So I vote - 'The Gentlemen's Club'
#655
FFA / Re: Vote to merge Abandon Ship and Free For All
August 26, 2015, 09:46:26 PM
yeah and ffs change the board description to something that doesn't scream "this board is a piece of shit"
#656
FFA / Re: Hello!
August 26, 2015, 03:18:25 AM
One of the best troll accounts ever. Great pic and quote.

Not quite on the level of mh370 acct though.
#657
FFA / Re: Vote to merge Abandon Ship and Free For All
August 26, 2015, 01:45:08 AM
My vote to get more votes got more votes than this actual vote.
#658
FFA / Vote to have more votes
August 25, 2015, 01:36:13 AM
Should we have more votes?
#659
FFA / Re: Sega CD Ecco the Dolphin OST appreciation thread
August 23, 2015, 01:08:34 AM
This is pretty amazing.
#660
GoldenEye 007 / Re: What was the most RELEVANT year in the past decade?
August 20, 2015, 03:20:21 AM
Any year i was active.
#661
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
August 19, 2015, 02:07:08 AM
Congrats nick :)

Congrats daniel!
#662
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
August 18, 2015, 03:11:06 AM
Daniel that control run was amazing up until the glass. If I didn't know any better I'd say it was possible 3:55 pace. Not sure how much time the glass/nat lost though.

Obviously the end was fucked but anyone is always rolling the dice if they don't kill all the guards before the lift.
#663
FFA / Re: Post new Cockfuck and discussion here!
August 18, 2015, 02:10:10 AM
Poo Shit 1:17

Cunt for 2 seconds :( Will keep cock for good random slut.
#664
FFA / Re: Post new Cockfuck and discussion here!
August 18, 2015, 02:07:04 AM
Yes. Before, and since that time no two words have been so humourously combined.
#665
General Chat / Re: Spam in the Google search rankings when searching "goldeneye speedruns"
August 17, 2015, 10:32:39 PM
Stendra!

STENDRA!!

STENDRA!!!!!

#666
General Chat / Re: The weirdest thing happened...
August 17, 2015, 10:15:37 PM
How old is the computer. If it was a display computer maybe some customers used it to browse the net before it was sold. Now for some reason they appeared, could be the drugs.
#667
FFA / Post new Cockfuck and discussion here!
August 17, 2015, 08:50:08 AM
Shit Fuck 0:43

Pretty decent but cunt for half a second or so.
#668
GoldenEye 007 / Re: I've been waiting 5 years...
August 16, 2015, 11:59:09 PM
#worthit
#669
General Chat / Re: List The Following In Order Of Critical Acclaim!
August 14, 2015, 11:29:43 PM
lol good one
#670
General Chat / Re: List The Following In Order Of Critical Acclaim!
August 14, 2015, 09:29:31 PM
My cock should be on this list.
#671
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
August 14, 2015, 09:26:03 PM
I doesn't matter if you know where the ladder is you'll still get stuck a lot. Seriously every good player gets stuck. It's like, almost more likely that you'll get stuck than getting a smooth exit. When you get a smooth exit it's like CLUTCH. Seriously, CLUTCH. You're like YEAH I'm CLUTCH if you ever get down the ladder cleanly.

This isn't because every top player doesn't know where the ladder is.
#672
FFA / Re: Best chocolate bar?
August 14, 2015, 09:23:52 PM
yea so wat
#673
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
August 14, 2015, 07:40:53 AM
Everyone gets stuck, even the best, however the stuck should only be like .1  or .2 max. You have to keep doing full strafe and making sure you get down the ladder.

From the vid it seems that you just assume you're not going to get stuck and you let go of full strafe. Don't do that. Keep strafing (and wiggle the stick) to make sure you get through.

Edit: I have stucks on my 34 and 35 (00A), shouldn't be a big deal at all if you're mentally ready for the stuck (which you should always be).
#674
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
August 14, 2015, 07:14:17 AM
I wasn't totally convinced it was 34 based on the very slow hut entry.
#675
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
August 14, 2015, 03:29:04 AM
Nice Luke I hope you get 1:55
#676
FFA / Re: Best chocolate bar?
August 14, 2015, 03:26:40 AM
who dis
#677
Perfect Dark / Re: ATTN: Karl Jobst (important)
August 14, 2015, 03:19:40 AM
This topic is the most viewed topic after all of the 'post new X here' topics. What the hell lol.
#678
Other Games / Re: $1000 bounty to reproduce mario 64 "upwarp" glitch
August 14, 2015, 12:10:09 AM
I reproduced with urmum.
#679
Perfect Dark / Re: Perfect Dark Challenges
August 13, 2015, 10:21:40 PM
The rule is, you pause before the finish then you add a second. SRT's challenge 28 is 42 seconds. If he wants to make his own rules that's cool but it's not official at all. It doesn't matter how close you think you paused before the end. you're just assuming it was a low 41 which absolutely no evidence.

The rule is simple. If you want to do what Icy said though and start a new file every time that's also acceptable  :kappa:

Spoiler
Don't pause .1 before the end. Pause 1 second before the end.
[close]
#680
FFA / Re: let me show u how proud i m 2 be urs
August 13, 2015, 10:11:51 PM
Well that sounded bad. I mean the msg has way good intentions and all that jazz I just meant it's not rel if we're just thinking about banging her. Which you all were. So shame on you.

SHAME ON YOU.
#681
FFA / Re: let me show u how proud i m 2 be urs
August 13, 2015, 10:10:30 PM
The message from this girl is only rel is she lives in the same city/state and she's willing to go to the effort of coming to your place to hang.
#682
FFA / Re: let me show u how proud i m 2 be urs
August 13, 2015, 06:32:01 PM
The odds of this chick being decent is 17,546 to 1.

In any case, niggaz gotta know how to close.
#683
Perfect Dark / Re: Perfect Dark Challenges
August 12, 2015, 10:35:48 PM
I got 2:20 or something challenge 20. And 1:31 challenge 13. And 2:35 challenge 30. Vids were once on the net.
#684
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
August 11, 2015, 09:23:50 AM
You turn to the end after killing Trev was really bad. Probably lost a good couple of tenths there. A lot of your turns were conservative as previously mentioned. Keep trying, but understand if your turns are not tight you'll lose a few tenths throughout the run and it will be harder.

Trev speed wasn't super insane but the run was probably 34 with tighter turns. Even entering the hut you weren't very tight. When you're doing turns, just keep my mum's vagina in your mind so you know it has to be really tight. Like so tight that no penis possessed by man could pierce it. Basically the penis needs to be grown in the fires of Mount Poon.
#685
FFA / Re: let me show u how proud i m 2 be urs
August 11, 2015, 12:15:59 AM
wood bang
#686
GoldenEye 007 / Re: FrankerFaceZ alert!
August 11, 2015, 12:14:01 AM
Lark is Kral spelt backwards.
#687
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
August 09, 2015, 12:50:44 AM
Congrats luke. 35 sa is pretty cake. Glad you got it. Would love for you to get it on ooa too.
#688
Other Games / Re: Chess, anyone?
July 31, 2015, 05:21:01 AM
took a while but I added you lol. I play 5/5 atm.
#689
GoldenEye 007 / Re: kapap - 24.07.2015
July 24, 2015, 10:28:15 PM
HHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#690
FFA / Re: Jokes thread
July 22, 2015, 04:59:23 AM
A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. When the judges had inspected all of the competing dogs, they remarked about the boy's dog: "He's not that shaggy."

gold
#691
FFA / Re: Jokes thread
July 22, 2015, 04:58:29 AM
#692
FFA / Re: Jokes thread
July 22, 2015, 04:56:57 AM
#693
FFA / Re: Jokes thread
July 22, 2015, 12:41:26 AM
Jimbo
#694
GoldenEye 007 / Re: 101 Most Annoying Things in GoldenEye
July 22, 2015, 12:39:54 AM
48. Being on a really fast run (pb or maybe even wr pace) and so close to the end just have to get through some guards. Crossing fingers so hard (they become a bit white cause of lack of blood but then you realise it's hard to control bond while crossing fingers so you uncross them which also restores blood flow) but damn you get back boost :(
#695
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Tier List
July 20, 2015, 11:57:17 PM
I think having 2 tiers with the word 'fried' in it is too unoriginal. Mix it up by perhaps renaming deep fried with 'kfc' or something like that. Cause everything on the kfc menu is deep fried. Plus it's got no style you know what I'm saying?
#696
GoldenEye 007 / Re: 101 Most Annoying Things in GoldenEye
July 20, 2015, 10:03:43 PM
43. When you are on a really good run and hoping for the perfect RNG but you don't get the luck so you get to the end of the level with PR or maybe even WR pace but because of bad RNG didn't complete all the objectives.
#697
FFA / Re: ATTN: Gus "Dogger" Riolo
July 13, 2015, 01:37:15 AM
I think to be classed as a professional you need to be paid.
#698
General Chat / Re: Mic Suggestions
July 08, 2015, 10:53:20 PM
Room audio shouldn't bleed into a headsit mic as they are designed so that only your voice is picked up and they are usually unidirectional.
#699
General Chat / Re: Mic Suggestions
July 07, 2015, 10:51:40 PM
Also depends how you're going to use it. I got a blue snowball which isn't too expensive and the quality is really good. But when I stream I use a gaming headset with mic because I don't want the game volume coming through the mic (which it would with a room mic like the snowball).
#700
General Chat / Re: Mic Suggestions
July 07, 2015, 09:42:23 PM
What is your definition of not expensive?
#701
General Chat / Re: A Call for Peace
July 07, 2015, 12:59:18 AM
Thanks for the bump I actually didn't realise Fanny responded to my post :)
#702
Perfect Dark / Re: PD Strategy Discussion Topic
July 07, 2015, 12:23:08 AM
I have the feeling losing full speed costs a lot more in PD. The stairs on air base only take half a sec to climb and I think you lose that in full speed. Even if you hit the computer faster (which you will) you're going to lose a few more tenths after that over the next few seconds. The computer is not a good TT to determine if it's faster.

G5 is obviously way better as the stairs  take longer than half a sec to climb and also there is a door you'll need to open so for that time you're not moving anyway.
#703
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
July 02, 2015, 03:30:36 AM
Holy shit nice work sammy.
#704
General Chat / Re: A Call for Peace
June 30, 2015, 02:38:10 AM
In order to have a healthy relationship there needs to be good communicate. When Jon makes the topic trying to communicate about a concern he has we get people posting dumb shit and making a joke out of it. That's why I know for me I'd be way happier not being a part of these message boards (even though I do remain a part of it for reasons mentioned in my post).

If you want to talk about it obviously you can't do it on the boards because of the idiotic posts. Maybe if most people can zone it out and not be affected by it it's fine, but personally it does make me not give a shit about this place.
#705
Other Games / Re: Chess, anyone?
June 29, 2015, 08:56:15 PM
Ok sweet I'll add you tonight. It would be great if you're better than me.
#706
Other Games / Re: Chess, anyone?
June 29, 2015, 08:45:50 PM
what's your elo? I would be willing to add you as a friend on chess.com as that's where I play.
#707
General Chat / Re: A Call for Peace
June 29, 2015, 08:31:04 PM
Sorry I'm not going to respond to the long messages here with my own thoughts about them specifically. I'm just going to give you my perspective and explain my position.

I love playing the games. If I was able to not work and not need to do anything in my life to earn money and make my position in life better for the future I would speedrun all year round. However I have a lot of other goals I want to do that I feel is more important and ultimately leads to a better life. Speedrunning has had a lot of benefits to me in my life. It helped confirm I have talent and and can really compete at something. For other too I'd see that speedrunning can teach discipline, and will also teach that with practice you can get better at something even if it seems incredibly daunting or impossible to begin with.

The problem is that these things (discipline, hard work etc) can also be attained through things that can have more practical use later on. For example playing a musical instrument, working out, learning social skills, basically anything that you can apply at any time and is something that more people will appreciate. I'm not saying that no one shouldn't speedrun and I'm not saying that speedrunning for enjoyment is a bad thing. I'm merely giving you my own priorities so that you can context as to why I act the way I do. I personally think I should be doing other things that will help me more later on in life.

Whenever I'm speedrunning in the back of my mind I know that I'm wasting my time, even if I enjoy it (like watching tv). For several weeks/months of the year I will indulge in speedrunning and I'll really get excited about it. During this period I actively get involved in the community and I am willing to be semi-tolerant (though I'm not really) to the ways people act and the stupid opinions people so boldly state as fact (I cringe whenever I here some people here talk about how relationships work or women in general).

When my excitement for speedrunning drops though I'm far less tolerant and it's hard for me to ignore what I perceive to be really stupid behaviour/communication. So for example right now I'm not speedrunning (trying to get other stuff back on track) and I can't really even be in twitch or get emotionally involved with things on the board because it's just annoying to me. Whenever I make the mistake of talking in twitch I'm usually immediately irritated and start being aggressive. So the mistake for me personally is being involved at all.

It's also very hard for me to just leave the community because I've been here for over 15 years and it has been a big part of my life. Though honestly on a logical level I really think I should have no involvement here at all. Some of the guys here I do enjoy interacting with but on a whole this is toxic for me and counterproductive for what I want to achieve in life. I feel like me and the elite are like a long term married couple that fight all the time. Realistically they should break up but it's hard because of all the history and emotional attachment.

Most guys here have the potential to be great people. Almost all guys here have good hearts and if given the right education could be amazing to interact with. However as we are all aware people in this community tend to be socially inept and also have destructive ideologies. So I don't think anyone really here are bad it's just I think they are uneducated and ignorant of too many things to be a positive influence (i.e people living at home with no job talking about how the world works, single guys talking about what women want).

If you want to have fun with people here go for it, if you expect there to be peace or a healthy environment here think again. Some people here cannot have healthy relationships (which is why they are single, living at home, have no job, have no social life). I don't hate these people I'll just try to stay away because these people have negetive destructive beliefs which is why they have the life that they have.

To some up.. when I'm speedrunning I'll hang out and I won't be too salty. When I'm not speedrunning I'll try to stay away.

Don't take this personally I don't hate anyone here and I'm not saying this with an agenda it's just my position.

EDIT: I will add that I fully appreciate attempts to get peace here and build a healthier community. It is something that I would also love to have. Though this has been my hope for years now and I don't think it will happen. I hope you prove me wrong.
#708
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New PR's Here (and discussion)
June 27, 2015, 11:02:49 PM
Well actually only my last post was troll. The other ones were me making an effort to be a nicer person lol
#709
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New PR's Here (and discussion)
June 27, 2015, 08:58:10 PM
Nice work Ed! It's great to see a new player tearing up the ranks. CI 49 is insane! That was the record only a few days ago so it's really good!

Wow is this a new top 10 player in the future? He reminds me of an early Clem. Keep up the good work I can't wait to see how you progress :)
#710
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
June 27, 2015, 02:57:23 AM
Congrats, these new WR's are really great :)
#711
General Chat / Re: Fantasy League Continuation Poll
June 25, 2015, 07:12:08 PM
Only 7 more PD fantasy leagues until PD records become settled and we can have an actual league instead of a two horse race  :nesquik:
#712
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
June 25, 2015, 07:08:09 PM
wow nice work illu, blown away!

you've fluked ( :kappa:) a couple of insane untieds lately  :nesquik:
#713
General Chat / Re: the Good Meal thread
June 24, 2015, 12:18:17 PM
rip
#714
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
June 19, 2015, 10:30:56 PM
Quote from: Stacking 1s Untieds on June 19, 2015, 10:24:11 PM
either cinema players are bad, or it's overrated :nesquik:

hi
#715
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Site Suggestions [Elite improvements for 2015 - post your ideas!]
June 19, 2015, 10:27:50 PM
How about we make three seperate sub forums. One is for new threads about new wr's. The 2nd thread is where you post when you're confused about which thread relates to which wr.. And the 3rd forum is where you post to sarcasticly joke about the people who are too slow to understand which wr is being talked about in each thread.

Also, I suggest we buy several thousand spoons so that I can personally spoon feed everything to every single lurker who visits these boards.
#716
Perfect Dark / Re: Post your non-pr scores that you want to mention here!!!
June 12, 2015, 03:17:36 AM
What is pause trick and what's a normal camspy.
#717
General Chat / Re: ** GE/PD SUMMER FANTASY LEAGUE 2015 **
June 12, 2015, 03:17:01 AM
I'll keep you on Spec.
#718
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
June 11, 2015, 11:04:49 PM
Congrats Goose. Proud of you man.
#719
General Chat / Re: Troll Chronicles: League Edition
June 09, 2015, 11:29:55 PM
I really enjoyed this. Nice work Phil.
#720
FFA / Re: [removed]
June 09, 2015, 05:32:54 AM
I hope everyone is able to resolve their differences soon. I think there is potential for you guys to get along.
#721
FFA / Re: [removed]
June 09, 2015, 05:30:42 AM
Ace you have been a cunt lately as well.

Not sure what shit you're going through atm to make you so salty about everything but I hope it gets better soon.

I agree lines have been crossed. Personal attacks are just fucking pathetic in my eyes.
#722
Perfect Dark / Re: likelyhood of WR'ing?
June 09, 2015, 01:55:59 AM
Villa agent isn't tilting at all so I'll probably never get the wr :(
#723
General Chat / Re: ** GE/PD SUMMER FANTASY LEAGUE 2015 **
June 09, 2015, 01:02:05 AM
Quote from: Stoxenbawns on June 09, 2015, 12:47:09 AM
Quote from: SgtRaven on June 08, 2015, 10:40:35 AM
I am glad I am added now. I started playing and PRing and when I found out the points wouldn't count yet I thought it was pretty stupid. I will start playing now that I am officially added. I have some key times that shouldn't be too terrible for me.

It's not "pretty stupid". It's to prevent people dropping and adding players all over the place which would make points incredibly difficult to track.

Eric you misunderstand what Dan was saying. I believe he meant that it was stupid for him to play before he was added. Not that it was stupid that he wasn't added immediately.
#724
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
June 07, 2015, 06:07:15 AM
ab pag 203
#725
General Chat / Re: ** GE/PD SUMMER FANTASY LEAGUE 2015 **
June 04, 2015, 02:38:40 AM
Please change Air Base 2:03 to Tier 1. I played it for an hour last night and couldn't get it. It's really hard, definitely Tier 1.
#726
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
June 03, 2015, 07:26:18 PM
af1 ag 53
af1 spag 119
af1 pag 126

ab ag 114
ab spag 142
#727
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
June 02, 2015, 11:59:17 PM
If you want to do a comparison, compare the time it takes to go in and out of the first hut between some runs.
#728
General Chat / Re: ** GE/PD SUMMER FANTASY LEAGUE 2015 **
June 01, 2015, 03:40:53 AM
Dropping norgren. Picking up edeen.
#729
General Chat / Re: ** GE/PD SUMMER FANTASY LEAGUE 2015 **
May 28, 2015, 01:33:18 AM
I can't make that timeslot but I can communicate via FB. I'll be at work.
#730
General Chat / Re: ** GE/PD SUMMER FANTASY LEAGUE 2015 **
May 28, 2015, 12:26:30 AM
Hey I was only OP if it was a PD only league. If it's pd/ge then who knows, I just don't think pd will get a huge amount of action.

I will be a captain but only if i can be on my team.

If that's cool then my team shall be known as Team Overrated (not even tier 1).
#731
General Chat / Re: ** GE/PD SUMMER FANTASY LEAGUE 2015 **
May 27, 2015, 02:22:18 AM
The only reason I'm not going to be a manager is because if I'm not on my own team I'll be upset.
#732
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
May 26, 2015, 03:49:37 AM
Quote from: Vicar of the Speedrun Realm on May 26, 2015, 03:35:48 AM
me saying 42 is insane and surprisingly possible was a clear attempt to troll Clemens.  Get with it.

rekt
#733
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
May 26, 2015, 02:20:21 AM
Nice work boss :)
#734
General Chat / Re: ***Combined GE/PD League or PD League?***
May 26, 2015, 12:42:05 AM
The last league was great and no money was involved. The vote has been done let's get this happening.

How about we get the team captains organised and set a date for the draft.
#735
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
May 23, 2015, 03:52:53 AM
def sa 20, 19
#736
General Chat / Re: ***Combined GE/PD League or PD League?***
May 22, 2015, 12:50:02 PM
Spoiler
If a PD only league happens, the team I'm on will win.
[close]

There, now you know how that one ends.
#737
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
May 22, 2015, 08:33:48 AM
Also you can click Use Current Time next to start/finish.
#738
Perfect Dark / Re: ** FANTASY PD SPEEDRUNNING LEAGUE **
May 22, 2015, 01:59:35 AM
Get this started soon because I'm missing out on a lot of points.
#739
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***Official List of Clemens Myths***
May 21, 2015, 03:12:28 AM
Quote from: Vicar of the Speedrun Realm on May 21, 2015, 01:53:37 AM
On the matter of Ace acquiring a Visa to travel from Pakistan to USA:

Quotedavidclemensn: Yeah but all you need is a vacation visa which from what i know really isnt that hard to get

Meanwhile: PASSPORT OF PAKISTAN

Visa free countries: 46
Passport Power Rank: 71
http://www.passportindex.org/byRank.php

This isn't about restrictions Pakistan puts on its citizens. It's about the restrictions that the US puts on incoming middle-eastern citizens. Given the current events it's pretty obvious why it should be difficult for a terrorist middle-eastern resident to enter america.
#740
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
May 21, 2015, 02:22:17 AM
What happened to the new b2 sa strat?
#741
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
May 20, 2015, 10:59:23 PM
Thanks guys.

It does seem like 5 didn't take long, however my work with MBR really helped. For MBR I did use an emulator and practice the fall a bit + 40 hours playing MBR (using the fast fall strat).

Then after playing DEF SA I got a feel for the glitch at the start. Then I watched 5 again after all this and realised it's doable for me.

Thanks heaps to Illu for the hard work he put into the level and for giving a lot of his understanding to me.

I want to dedicate this run to my guardian angel. My own baby Jesus that was sent down from heaven to help me get 5. Dark Slayer, this one's for you.
#742
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
May 20, 2015, 10:15:39 AM
Def ag 5
#743
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
May 20, 2015, 03:53:54 AM
After I finish my current project I'm gonna play SA without the rail. I'll just use single crouch. Can get like mid 5 throws like that pretty easy which will make 19 pretty doable.
#744
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
May 20, 2015, 03:37:19 AM
Can you get around there standing up?
#745
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
May 19, 2015, 10:33:09 PM
Congrats illu :)

Looking at that run is seems like 19 will happen pretty soon.
#746
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Why is points not the default of the games pages?
May 17, 2015, 01:59:59 AM
This has to be one of the biggest screw ups and decisions made I've ever seen in the 15 years I've been here.
#747
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Site Suggestions [Elite improvements for 2015 - post your ideas!]
May 17, 2015, 01:56:33 AM
Lol. People outside the top 50 (or even top 100?) removing the points rankings from the main page.

I assumed this was a mistake but I'm getting the impression here the change was done intentially? Without a vote? You are so out of touch my mind is fucking boggled.
#748
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
May 17, 2015, 12:31:36 AM
With the strat Boss used for PA his run was pretty optimal except for the missed first shot.
#749
Perfect Dark / Re: Post obscure happenings HERE!
May 16, 2015, 01:03:01 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDKT3900sQY

That glitch has happened before. Will be cool when that happens in a way that saves time, but would we allow it? Probs not.
#750
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
May 15, 2015, 03:49:49 AM
Grats on 1:01 and top 10 Daniel.

I have to say that after viewing your silly reactions to trivial times like archives 16 I never predicted you to become a strong player. But you are definitely legit and I'm looking forward to our upcoming rivalry.
#751
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
May 15, 2015, 12:27:17 AM
Grats on sniping the SA wr Boss ;)

Shall we make a gentleman's agreement not go for 54's. K thanks.
#752
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New Videos Here
May 13, 2015, 10:42:04 PM
Good idea I might split up my channel as well.
#753
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
May 13, 2015, 10:36:45 AM
Yeah that fall is extremely difficult. Was probably a really high 55. None of my runs have a chance of 54 so this is as low as I can go!

Today I was having huge problems with the fall, only got 3 successful lands in about 6 hours.
#754
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
May 13, 2015, 08:39:51 AM
MBR Agent - 0:55
#755
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
May 08, 2015, 01:54:50 AM
1:06 PA and 58 SA are pretty good times for such a short time playing.
#756
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
May 07, 2015, 10:34:18 AM
turn left not right
#757
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
May 06, 2015, 09:01:41 AM
http://www.twitch.tv/K..J../v/4746912

When I link this vid on my times page is changes the 'v' to a 'c' so you can't watch it from the time, wtf.
#758
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
May 06, 2015, 06:30:16 AM
Maybe it works.
#759
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
May 06, 2015, 03:30:07 AM
Thanks for the vid Trent. I will try this strat out in 1.5 hours (on stream).
#760
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
May 06, 2015, 01:42:28 AM
Congrats to Trent if he did find something new.

However me and Boss have been playing very hard (a lot of hours a day) playing the level and we always get vids up straight away when we get a new WR.

It's not fair to us (or anyone else who played the level a lot) for someone to be able to post untied WR's using new strats that I'm not aware of, without videos or explanations or anything. That's why it's in the policy.
#761
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
May 06, 2015, 01:29:39 AM
Icy, what do you mean he spilled the beans?

Again, as per the proof policy, you require a video and explanation of the new strategy before it can be allowed on the ranks.
#762
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
May 06, 2015, 01:20:17 AM
From the proof policy...

"You are not able to have a record on the rankings if it involves a new strategy discovery, until there is a video and proper explanation of said strategy made public for everyone to access. For example, if you claim a new strategy that skips Trev's speech entirely on Statue, and claim a 2:10, you are not able to have that time ranked until you have a video of it and an explanation on how to perform the new strategy made public. While discouraged, hoarding a new strategy is allowed so that you can keep it to yourself and keep playing until you obtain an untied world record or otherwise personally significant record. However said record will not be ranked until a video and explanation are made public."

Proof mods, unless you think Trent is beating me and boss by 2/3 seconds on every difficulty using the same strat, please remove these times unless the new strat is posted.

#763
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
May 03, 2015, 06:34:12 AM
Not playing mbr anymore I've reached my max (without new strats).
#764
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
May 03, 2015, 06:33:07 AM
mbr a 104
mbr sa 106

i quit
#765
Perfect Dark / Re: MBR Instant Cassandra Completion Glitch
May 02, 2015, 07:15:17 AM
Thanks DD. With a perfect shot you can save about 2 seconds I think. A really optimal shot is pretty rare and random to get though, so it takes some grinding to get the best hit.

Good find!
#766
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
May 02, 2015, 06:55:49 AM
MBR PA

#767
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
May 02, 2015, 06:53:53 AM
MBR a 106/105
mbr sa 108/107
mbr pa 116
#768
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
April 29, 2015, 12:52:34 PM
mbr ag 107
#769
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
April 29, 2015, 10:03:42 AM
mbr ag 109/108
mbr special ag 110/109
mbr perfect ag 119/118
#770
GoldenEye 007 / Re: How I Feel About The Depot Warp
April 27, 2015, 09:51:37 PM
lol
#771
FFA / Re: Who is currently the worst poster on the boards right now?
February 06, 2015, 01:19:58 AM
Yeah whatever. If you check my post history there was nothing negetive for a very long time. Then marc started attacking me and the mods were deleting my posts and not touching his so im mad. This is the kick i need though to get out of here. So thanks.

Compared to my real life this board is toxic but i have so much nostalgia (been here 15 years) so its hard to leave. Pretty sad but ultimately for the best.

Wont post here again, bye.

#772
FFA / Re: David, Jim, Alec
February 06, 2015, 12:47:48 AM
For the record, this was the post that was deleted by mods in response to this "If K..'s ego were a country, it would be larger than China and the USA combined. " (another unprovoked attack.

"Get the fuck over it and get over your obsession with talking shit about me."

Over it.

#773
FFA / David, Jim, Alec
February 06, 2015, 12:44:45 AM
"you have no success in life"
"you are insecure and have very low self-esteem"
"you have developped this habit of being a pussy"
"You look and talk like a pussy."
"You look really really weird"
"You look like you'd be a character from The Simpsons"
"K.. J.., the pussy populist LOL."

These are attacks directed at me (unprovoked) in ONE post on the GE board. Mod's opinion? ACCEPTABLE.

A post of mine recent deleted (a few minutes ago), trying to tell someone else to stop attacking me. Mod's opnion? DELETE

Fuck you all. If it's Jim I'm most disapointed. Hope you're fucking happy with yourselves. Lost all respect from me.
#774
FFA / Re: ***URGENT***
February 05, 2015, 10:45:38 PM
Quote from: Goose on February 05, 2015, 10:40:01 PM
I am planning an update on the relevance rankings very soon.

This does not bode well for me. I'm getting demoted for sure.
#775
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
February 05, 2015, 10:21:43 PM
Congrats. Weird that your first post is a WR post.
#776
FFA / Re: ***URGENT***
February 05, 2015, 09:06:44 PM
While we're only discussing the new GE/PD hall of fame, Dayle is already a multiple inductee of the Ignored Members hall of fame.
#777
FFA / Re: Personal note
February 05, 2015, 07:44:12 PM
Thanks. Apology accepted.
#778
FFA / Personal note
February 05, 2015, 07:37:34 PM
....
#779
FFA / Re: To whomever deleted my post.
February 05, 2015, 07:15:11 AM
Cool. Glad we soughted that out. Now let us please not talk to each other ever again.
#780
FFA / Re: To whomever deleted my post.
February 05, 2015, 07:05:10 AM
Guess i shouldnt be so rough though, because you actually are mentally disabled.

I posted in the other topic if there is something we can work out so we stop posting dumb shit, but you completely ignored it because youre a fucking paycho who wont stop obsessing over me. Go mine some other year old posts of mine you stalking no life cunt.
#781
FFA / Re: To whomever deleted my post.
February 05, 2015, 07:02:21 AM
Good marc. Like ive said so many times, I DONT LIKE YOU. How many times do i have to say it before you get it through your dumb handicap skull. Dont fucking talk to me. Go get another government food stamp you retarded fuck.

This topic wasnt about you, thats how dumb you are.
#782
FFA / To whomever deleted my post.
February 05, 2015, 02:58:27 AM
Fuck you.

One of your jobs are a fucking moderator is to protect uses from personal attacks and abuse. So do your fucking job you moron.

Instead you let mentally handicapped fucks say dumb shit every 2nd post.

Again, fuck you.

You have a low I.q, no fucking social awareness AT ALL and won't go far in life. Don't worry though, personal attacks like this are perfectly acceptable according to your fucked up logic. Heaven forbid I say 'fuck you' though. Oh wait, this is FFA, so fuck you again.
#783
GoldenEye 007 / Re: **GE007 THEORYCRAFT** - Should a level be removed when it has 100+ WR ties?
February 03, 2015, 09:21:00 PM
How the fuck can you read Marc's post and think that it's appropriate and not delete worthy.
#784
GoldenEye 007 / Re: **GE007 THEORYCRAFT** - Should a level be removed when it has 100+ WR ties?
February 03, 2015, 06:53:31 PM
Quote from: Dark Inkosi on February 03, 2015, 06:01:27 AM
Lol, everytime i see that K.. J.. has posted on the boards, it makes me cringe. Everytime i take a good look at K.. J.., i'm reminded how not to be. Something of the opposite of what to aspire for in life. You have very little understanding of how life works, which is why you have no success in life, and is why you are insecure and have very low self-esteem.

It's also like you have developped this habit of being a pussy. Like, everything you do. You look and talk like a pussy. You look really really weird. You look like you'd be a character from The Simpsons. K.. J.., the pussy populist LOL.

I saved this post, in case K.. will have it deleted like in the past. (He hates when i expose his stupid ass)

Look, sorry I upset you. Are we able to work something out where we don't post dumb shit like this here?
#785
GoldenEye 007 / Re: **GE007 THEORYCRAFT** - Should a level be removed when it has 100+ WR ties?
February 03, 2015, 06:51:23 PM
Great job GE mods, you're doing a swell job.
#786
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***Petition to bring back The Elite Hall of Fame!***
February 03, 2015, 06:48:12 PM
Should the hall of fame get a complete reboot?

Some of the previous inductees are questionable? Seemed like the hall of fame was half good players and half popular kids.
#787
FFA / Re: What's Up in 2015
February 03, 2015, 01:23:16 AM
We could maybe get into GM but most of those players play like 8+ hours a day. Even the lower end of GM they would be playing at least 5 hours a day.

The pro's play like 12 hours a day and live with people who are also playing 12 hours a day and have coaches.

If I played 12 hours a day I would have 60/60 untied probs.. just as a rough estimate.
#788
GoldenEye 007 / Re: **GE007 THEORYCRAFT** - Should a level be removed when it has 100+ WR ties?
February 02, 2015, 11:28:11 PM
Is that "played for 5 mins and couldn't get used to it" real? It took me like 20 hours at least to start feeling OK with 1.2. Had to play a lot of multi with it and stuff like that to become fluent.

Yeah this league is hard, and it's going to deter some people. Adding points makes points less special for those who put in the effort to achieve them. I doubt the olympic committee would think it's a good idea to increase the total medals to 6 just because some people might be deterred by coming 4th. That's why olympic medals as so prized, because they are difficult to get. That's what makes them awesome.

Let this be a lesson in life. Everything worthwhile takes a lot of effort. If you don't want to work hard you're going to be a loser in everything.
#789
FFA / Re: What's Up in 2015
February 02, 2015, 11:14:08 PM
pwned
#790
FFA / Re: What's Up in 2015
February 02, 2015, 10:57:39 PM
I don't predict anyone near entering top 10 because we're too good. I think we've pretty much exhausted the gene pool of talent... and there was even room left over for Jim.
#791
GoldenEye 007 / Re: GoldenEye 007 Tutorials
February 02, 2015, 08:00:57 PM
Quote from: Ez Money Bakery on February 02, 2015, 07:37:08 PM
- play the basement casino

Lol this is pretty much it.
#792
FFA / Re: What's Up in 2015
February 02, 2015, 06:20:06 PM
Spec has been against Luke and Ace from the start.
#793
FFA / Re: **GE THEORYCRAFT** - Should a level be removed when it becomes too luck based?
February 02, 2015, 06:17:18 PM
Quote from: ezpz lemon squeezey on February 02, 2015, 04:45:32 PM
let's start by removing cradle SA / 00A...

You've been out to get me since day 1.
#794
GoldenEye 007 / Re: **GE007 THEORYCRAFT** - Should a level be removed when it has 100+ WR ties?
February 02, 2015, 02:08:38 AM
Quote from: Larkin on February 02, 2015, 01:55:06 AM
Ever since the Dan Berube issue was revisited. Goose has been to make extreme revisions... This is starting to get ridiculous.

The first thing Goose said was that it was just for the sake of discussion.
#795
GoldenEye 007 / Re: **GE007 THEORYCRAFT** - Should a level be removed when it has 100+ WR ties?
February 02, 2015, 12:44:06 AM
I think levels that use OCB should remain on the ranks. I think the only level that should be removed is duel because it's a piece of shit.
#796
General Chat / Re: Elite Aesthetics Invitational
February 01, 2015, 07:12:23 PM
Bro have you got pics? (no homo)
#797
FFA / Re: ~~ ULTIMATE THE-ELITE TWR RACE - PLACE YOUR BETS ~~
February 01, 2015, 06:42:47 PM
Back when I was playing GE last year I accidently failed a 52 when I was just fucking around to see if it would be hard. I played for another 10 mins but couldn't get a complete. Pretty much stopped playing GE cause now onto other (better) things but if I wanted to degen GE for 2-3 hours I could cake 52.

Illu LOL, more like Faillu.
#798
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
February 01, 2015, 05:15:35 PM
Congrats on 22!
#799
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
January 29, 2015, 11:11:21 PM
wtf, that's not very many, I put in that amount of time and only got one 22 fail which was hardly even legit. I defs was doing something wrong.
#800
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
January 29, 2015, 09:56:37 PM
How many hours you put in so far?
#801
FFA / Re: MelloYelloAndCheetos - a role model
January 29, 2015, 06:52:44 PM
Someone contact this man and invite him to Free for all/Abandon ship. We can allow him to stay here and sleep on the fold out couch.
#802
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
January 29, 2015, 06:47:46 PM
^lol
#803
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Video of the Day
January 29, 2015, 06:37:22 PM
Quote from: Goose on January 25, 2015, 03:16:33 PM
that Henrik 1:55 might be the best demonstration on how far we've come with Goldeneye in 10 years.  Wow.

Yeah lol. It's crazy to think how that start led to an untied, what were we doing back then? :kappa:
#804
FFA / Re: GUYS GUYS GUYS
January 29, 2015, 02:10:58 AM
Except his first name isn't even illu. It's illari. So your joke is so shit.

That's like saying..

OMG, imagine if Goose's last name was Is Loose. OMG it would be goose is loose. But goose isn't even his fucking name.
#805
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Site Suggestions [Elite improvements for 2014 - post your ideas!]
January 27, 2015, 08:52:33 PM
This is the beginning of the new The-Elite.net empire. We should begin efforts to consume marioruns or zeldaruns to get more of a monopoly.
#806
FFA / Re: **RANKINGS - GOLDENEYE TOP 10 BY DERELICTION**
January 27, 2015, 06:51:15 PM
I think you would have to be a pretty huge derro to invest hundreds of hours into a game but not even interact with the community.
#807
FFA / Re: **RANKINGS - GOLDENEYE TOP 10 BY DERELICTION**
January 27, 2015, 08:46:59 AM
I'm keen to make my way up to number 10. Is being engaged a requirement or can I do it without that.

I'd love to hear that mumble chat LOL.
#808
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Applications for new GE proof mod
January 27, 2015, 01:01:10 AM
Quote from: Goose on January 27, 2015, 12:19:19 AM
The Proof Moderator should ALWAYS have access to remove or add times directly to and from the rankings.  Adding an additional layer of having to email Thingy or someone else to remove a time is definitely not healthy for the community.

The Proof Moderator should also AT LEAST be an observing member of the Council.

I hope most would agree with me on both points?

The proof moderator inherently has the power to backroll times etc. As one of the duties I listed on the OP was 'Backrolling times that have not met requirements as per the proof policy'.

The main void that is left by Tyler leaving is the lack of someone doing the monthly proof calls and gathering all of the times that need proof. This is a fair bit of work. I don't think being a member of the council is a given, however it's probably a good idea to give them that access in exchange for their services. As mentioned previously this is being discussed.
#809
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Applications for new GE proof mod
January 26, 2015, 11:29:42 PM
I would presume so but that is currently being discussed by the council and there has been no concrete decision made on the structure of the council moving forward.
#810
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Applications for new GE proof mod
January 26, 2015, 11:24:02 PM
Well the moderator must obviously watch each and every video submitted to ensure it meets quality requirements as per the proof policy. However it should not be a requirement to 'study' each video really. Just watching it and if nothing jumps out as obviously fake/questionable it would be accepted by the mod.

Historically, faked videos have been found later from further analysis by players and the mod has never been held responsible/accountable for letting the video get through. The proof moderator should basically ensure 1. there is a video, 2. it matches the time claimed, 3. meets quality requirements, 4. does not appear fake.

Anything questionable should be presented to top players to analyze further. But can you imagine the time taken to analyze every single video?
#811
GoldenEye 007 / Re: GoldenEye 007 Tutorials
January 26, 2015, 11:04:29 PM
I made a vid with helpful hints for runway ooa that was never added here. I will do a cradle sa/ooa tutorial soon (hut strat).
#812
GoldenEye 007 / Applications for new GE proof mod
January 26, 2015, 10:35:23 PM
With the resignation of Tyler from the position GE proof mod we will now need to elect someone new to replace him.

Before making any decisions we would like to ensure everyone has an opportunity to officially apply for the role if they are interested. Please post here if you would like to be considered.

Alternatively feel free to post any ideas/questions/concerns regarding the role, or simpy show your support of a candidate.

Duties of proof moderator include but is not limited to:

-Collate all 60+ point times from the previous month into a monthly proof call topic.
-Locating/checking videos for all relevant times.
-Backrolling times that have not met requirements as per the proof policy.

CURRENT APPLICANTS:

Jonathan Hotinski (DSX)
Alec McDonald (Trouble)
Austin Perroux (Austinthegamer)
#813
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Reforming the Elite Council
January 26, 2015, 10:00:59 PM
I disagree with having a max term because like cara said if they deserve to be in the council they should be in there. Otherwise I think everyone has made good ideas.
#814
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Reforming the Elite Council
January 26, 2015, 02:04:42 AM
I'd be happy with a democratically elected council. I like the idea of having old school and active players etc as different groups and each having a certain amount of seats.
#815
GoldenEye 007 / Re: January 23rd, G-Day, $600 Bounties, etc. [BOUNTY OVER, Recap Inside]
January 24, 2015, 12:17:17 AM
n00bs
#816
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: What about a Proven Rankings?
January 23, 2015, 01:25:04 PM
I see the filter option as a better idea than a seperate page. I guess I just feared that it would appear that there was two different rankings or something. If the proven rankings were just a link from the menu or a filter that would be fine imo.
#817
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: What about a Proven Rankings?
January 23, 2015, 07:36:03 AM
I think a proven rankings will not be a positive thing to growth of the site. I'm pretty happy with a 60 point proven buffer. For those less than 60 points it's going to be a lot less motivating if they have to prove every single one of their pr's.

If you split the rankings into 2 sections the value of both would be diminished.
#818
FFA / Too many streams
January 23, 2015, 12:34:44 AM
I remember back when I was rel there would be 1 or 2 streams where everyone would chill. Now there is like 3 streams per viewer and every chat is as or maybe even more irrel than me.
#819
GoldenEye 007 / Re: 2015 Sylvester Tip
January 22, 2015, 11:03:57 PM
6. J..
#820
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
January 20, 2015, 11:15:28 PM
#821
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Where are Marc's vids?
January 20, 2015, 11:09:43 PM
Quote from: Ez Money Bakery on January 20, 2015, 09:59:34 PM
Not sure if he removed them when he tried to fuck with the rankings recently so this could be old news.

srs?
#822
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post non-PR Scores Worth Mentioning Here!
January 20, 2015, 07:06:46 AM
Bad controllers are good for low OCB levels like Jungle.
#823
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
January 19, 2015, 09:30:02 PM
backboost hurt
#824
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
January 18, 2015, 09:43:06 PM
So is there a way to track the IP, how did we go with that?
#825
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Current/Former WRs with no proof: Discussion
January 18, 2015, 09:32:06 PM
Quote from: Jimbo on January 18, 2015, 05:26:19 AM
Tyler's post saddens me because it is exactly the revelation I had in the AIM chat a few nights ago. This issue is not worth the real life stress or making cyber enemies, so I have completely removed myself from the issue and will stick to role as rankings admin when needed and Elite historian. Tyler does an awesome job as proof mod and that job is horrible. I won't vote but I now feel we just leave the time up and save everyone the bullshit from now on. To me, it's over.

The reason there is 'bullshit' is because there is an unproven WR on the rankings and a questionable decision was made in the past to allow it. What you consider as 'bullshit' is the community speaking out about something it believes should not be on the ranks. You've just read a topic where 95% of people who replied want the time removed, and your answer to stopping the 'bullshit' is leaving the time on the ranks? The logic here blows my mind. The time being on the ranks is the cause of the bullshit.
#826
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Current/Former WRs with no proof: Discussion
January 18, 2015, 09:26:03 PM
I am sorry for not being as civilised as I should be. I do care a lot about making the correct decisions for the community as a whole and I get pretty fired up.

It seems like the council may be willing to remove the unproven WR's as long is there is an appropriate change to the proof policy first, which is great.

As I've mentioned before I'm personally only concerned with dam 53 because IMO it's the only time that I would consider overturning the 'grandfathering' decision. I was not aware of the time until last year (when I made the topic) and I've been against it ever since. However if you want to create a sweeping rule (no unproven wr's) and also remove archives 16 I would support that.
#827
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Derek Clark's "opinion" on Berube's Dam 53 [NEW]
January 18, 2015, 09:11:51 PM
Pls drink your kool-aid already.
#828
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Derek Clark's "opinion" on Berube's Dam 53 [NEW]
January 18, 2015, 01:52:57 PM
The elite is not a joke (or a circus like you keep repeating like a parrot), youre a joke.
#829
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Current/Former WRs with no proof: Discussion
January 18, 2015, 05:21:32 AM
Obviously you should do what is best for you. If you don't enjoy the role etc. don't do it.

I heard everything you said, I'll just talk about an overall attitude that I don't like...

The proof policy was creating BY the community FOR the community. A couple of people are now placing the importance of the policy above the importance of community opinion, which is messed up. They are taking it like a bible or something. The policy is there to help the community prevent unwanted scenarios but it definitely DOES NOT have weight over what the community wants. If you have this value system you have it all wrong.

Same goes for the mod position. Tyler it sounds as if you think your opinion is more important or something than everyone else, or more specifically, the opinion of the 'mod' is more important than everyone else. This is not true, it's the role of the mod to handle the proof calls etc. The mod is working FOR the community and is not a dictator or someone that has more control. You act as if it's a bad thing that the community disagrees with a mod. That's ridiculous because the community is always right, whether you like it or not.

Thingy was the only person out of 25 or so that didn't want the time removed. Why? Because it wasn't in the proof policy. He values the proof policy more than the very community the proof policy is supposed to support. Basically, this is an extremely warped mindset.

Like I previously said you need to do what's best for you. If you don't like doing the role, don't do it.Do what makes you happy. The ultimatum should not be tolerated though. you're supposed to be working for us, not trying to control the group.
#830
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Current/Former WRs with no proof: Discussion
January 18, 2015, 01:26:33 AM
Quote from: Thiradell on January 17, 2015, 11:54:27 PM
If we move forward with "the council can do whatever they want with any WR from history," I will happily resign from the council and immediately relinquish all moderator/proofcalling duties.

Straw man argument, no one suggested that. It has to do with WR's that never had proof, stop trying to mislead. I think anyone who threatens the rest of us with stupid ultimatums like this should instantly be removed from the council and their responsibilities.

Quote from: Thiradell on January 17, 2015, 11:54:27 PM
Because hey, in five years, maybe a decision of mine that isn't remembered right will be overturned by the council, because that's what people happen to want at the time. 

This is called learning. In fact in the history of the elite I don't remember us going backwards in our decision making. Over time people learn new things and therefore can make more informed and wise decisions. This is why our proof policy was added and why these days we don't allow these times. This is a really negative and harmful attitude and slows progress. Think about your own life, if you made the decision to be an actor, do you think the world should hold you responsible for that decision for the rest of your life? What if you wanted to change career? Should you not be allowed to because of a decision you previously made? Just because a decision was made doesn't mean everyone has to live with the consequences forever, this is a logical fallacy.

Quote from: Thiradell on January 17, 2015, 11:54:27 PM
All of a sudden we care about all these times because of one Dam 0:53? 

Straw man, if someone cares about a time it's not because of dam 53. Each time is a separate case.

Quote from: Thiradell on January 17, 2015, 11:54:27 PM
What about all the other times? What happened to Expert's 54? 

This is an attempted red herring but fails because this topic does actually address experts 54 (list b).

Quote from: Thiradell on January 17, 2015, 11:54:27 PM
If the-elite needs me gone to do what it wants right now, so be it. 

Another red herring. That's a logical fallacy that you created. You don't need to be gone because you don't have veto power and your opinion only counts for 1/16 of the council decision given everyone votes. If you want to resign because you don't have veto power then leave. I appreciate the efforts you put into being mod but I really hate the attitude of 'if I don't get things my way I'm leaving and won't help anymore'.
#831
FFA / Re: Mirrormage can't relate
January 17, 2015, 11:14:17 PM
Funny thing is that that chick being sore means you are a shit lover. No awareness of her and what she needs. Chicks shouldnt feel sore if you pace correctly. Depends if she is talking about her vag or not. Maybe she did some squats the day before or some shit.

Fuck you.
#832
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Derek Clark's "opinion" on Berube's Dam 53 [NEW]
January 17, 2015, 05:55:03 AM
I was only really against the red herrings used by people trying to keep the time on the ranks. If the discussion opens up seperately about other global issues that's fine. I think there is an overall consensus on the 53 so it's not dangerous to open up discussion. However before I think it was a bad idea to confuse things.
#833
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Derek Clark's "opinion" on Berube's Dam 53 [NEW]
January 17, 2015, 12:58:58 AM
Well the discussion isn't about 'did he get the time', it's about 'can we allow the time on the rankings without proof'. So your argument about his ability to grind for the time and get it I feel is not relevant. Dennis Lucid actually did provide videos for his insane times. The discussion really isn't about if he's capable, but rather about did he prove he was capable. The problem is that given the strength of his other times 53 is way above what he previously achieved. It's ok to theorize about probability but there is no evidence either way.

In response to Dsx, didn't you read the other topic? It's pretty obvious that the majority support the time being removed and it probably will be removed. So we actually likely will 'win'. Atm I'm against the red herrings such as 'we need to change the proof policy', or 'we can't take action because of the proof policy', or 'if we remove this time we need to remove this other time', etc logical fallacies that should be rebutted.

Edit: Ok so whether or not he is capable IS relevant, but his other times don't give enough evidence for this.

#834
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Derek Clark's "opinion" on Berube's Dam 53 [NEW]
January 17, 2015, 12:44:01 AM
Inkosi, DSX your dumb posts are what makes this stupid. Some people actually give a shit about the rankings. If you don't, definitely move along as you advise. Others who care to make a positive change can stay and discuss.
#835
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Derek Clark's "opinion" on Berube's Dam 53 [NEW]
January 17, 2015, 12:38:37 AM
Yeah it doesn't really matter to cover an individual point. You can cover each separate point individually and act like that means something... when in reality it doesn't. The thing about this particular time is all of them combined.
#836
FFA / How many red herrings does it take to stop a time being removed at The-Elite.net
January 17, 2015, 12:29:00 AM
Not many apparently.
#837
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Current/Former WRs with no proof: Discussion
January 17, 2015, 12:25:52 AM
Quote from: Ngamer on January 16, 2015, 03:38:49 PM
I'm against having to have new debates every time a different questionable old time comes up on the boards, but if we wanted to adjust the policy to make a sweeping change regarding all such times, I think that's worth a discussion.

That's because you don't give a shit. But... others do.

Red herring topic. I'm against this rule.
#838
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Derek Clark's decision on Berube's Dam 53 [NEW]
January 17, 2015, 12:21:48 AM
Quote from: Had Dam 55 when it was the WR on January 14, 2015, 08:35:37 PM
Quote from: Shadow on January 14, 2015, 03:30:34 PM
So we'll take down Marc's Dam times and some of Clemens' times? Because those clearly violate the current proof policy too. Trust me, I understand wanting to take the time down, but where does it stop?

Don't fall into the trap of trying to use 'one' principle to dictate decisions. It's not just 'one' thing that would make us want to remove the time. I don't really know how many times people can state that.

It is several reasons. 1. standard deviation between the time in question and the other times, 2. the time is not proven with video, 3. the date the time was achieved 4. The significance of the date/time achieved.

You ask where it stops but there really aren't many times that also meet these criteria. Dave/Marc times do violate current proof policy however the standard deviation factor isn't there and marc has videos even if they are shit. Pretty sure Dave also did provide vids at one point but they are deleted now. So completely different scenario.

By suggesting that if you remove 53 you will have to remove other times is 100% misleading because this particular time has features that others do not. They aren't the same thing and it's not the same discussion.
#839
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Derek Clark's "opinion" on Berube's Dam 53 [NEW]
January 17, 2015, 12:20:44 AM
If you don't understand why Berube's 53 is the time being questioned then you haven't been listening? It's been mentioned a lot (I think?).

I'm tired of explaining it so much.
#840
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Here's a serious post about why DB's 53 should stay.
January 17, 2015, 12:14:49 AM
Quote from: SpeX' dw no reds newb strat on January 17, 2015, 12:10:26 AM
You wanna question 2003's proof policy and demand videos for very, very, very old times, go ahead (ironically, that would actually be PREJUDICIAL against the rankings history). But many times that had, for example, only a picture endscreen for proof, etc, would be vanished just because, suddenly, we decided to demand higher standards for the 12-years-ago records.

Note the red herring. We're discussing Berube's 53 not other times. Stop misleading people.

I'll just add that cheating with a gameshark was well known and easy to do back then. I remember reading GE times in n64 mags showing stupid fake times from 1998-1999. Gameshark abuse was around from the earliest times of GE speedrunning.
#841
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Derek Clark's "opinion" on Berube's Dam 53 [NEW]
January 17, 2015, 12:06:50 AM
DISCUSSION OF ANY OTHER TIME EXCEPT FOR BERUBE'S DAM 53 IS A RED HERRING.

Be extremely weary of people trying to derail the argument by linking this to as many other times as possible. Seriously, watch how the people who want the time to stay will say things like 'if this time gets removed you need to removed a, b, c, d, e and f, also you'll need to change the proof policy, also you'll need to change the elite council, also you'll need to change the name of the community and also we'll have to change the game we play.

These are tactics (whether they are conscious of it or not) to confuse people and lead the conversation elsewhere. Each time is a different, stand alone case that should be assessed as such. If you don't realise this I'm sorry but you're stupid.

If you want to discuss Expert's 54 that's fine but it's a completely different discussion that does not hinge on the outcome of this decision.

The old-school (irrel) council members are trying to turn this into a 'remove all unproven WR's' debate because they know that's easier to win than just debating this single time. Again, be weary of this tactic. There is no slippery slope here, only one that the opposition wants you to believe.

If we can't discuss an individual time on its individual merits than we're fucked. Stop the bullshit and stick with the topic at hand and stop trying to mislead people.
#842
General Chat / Re: UFO in some pictures from AGDQ
January 16, 2015, 10:57:00 AM
Quote from: SgtRaven on January 16, 2015, 10:33:17 AM
The one thing that caught my eye that no one mentioned anything about was the 3rd and 4th (4th and 5th?) photos also have lens flares/reflections towards the bottom right of the photo. They seem to be the same angle and relative distance away from the larger light in the photo and the image in question. I am guessing this is certainly not a UFO and more of an issue with the sensor in the camera not picking up the lighting correctly. Due to a lens flare or moving as the image is taken. Does he know what is F-Stop and ISO setting were? If the shutter was left open too long (which might explain why some pictures are brighter than others with the possibility of not increasing the ISO or having a flash) than it could explain how the sensor captured light sources in two different spots. It is pretty cool, though. Not a UFO.

That's exactly the type of thing the government would say. You on their payroll bro?
#843
GoldenEye 007 / Re: THE ULTIMATE DAM 53 OPINION POLL
January 16, 2015, 10:18:01 AM
Do you support Dan Berube's Dam 0:53 being removed from the rankings? - YES
Explain why? - Time is too significant to be unproven. Whoever originally made the decision to allow the time made a mistake. Just because someone made a mistake in the past doesn't mean everyone else has to live with it now.
#844
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Derek Clark's "opinion" on Berube's Dam 53 [NEW]
January 16, 2015, 08:46:04 AM
Dan's post was terrible lol. Coming back just to say how pointless and meaningless the community is.
#845
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Derek Clark's "opinion" on Berube's Dam 53 [NEW]
January 15, 2015, 11:44:16 PM
Dumb and unnecessary revision. Those other times are no where near as much of an issue as this time.

Have you removed the time yet?
#846
Perfect Dark / Re: *** AGDQ 2015 PD Agent Prediction Thread ***
January 15, 2015, 10:45:05 PM
I'm glad that you did have fun. Based on what I perceived through the stream it seemed like you were unhappy. It's really not worth it to get upset if the run is shit. This is an opportunity that rarely happens so you're super lucky.
#847
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Derek Clark's "opinion" on Berube's Dam 53 [NEW]
January 15, 2015, 10:41:55 PM
Yeah I'm pretty sure if you removed the time the majority of members would be pretty happy.

On the note regarding precedent. I'm not worried about it as no one person has veto power and there would need to be a discussion and majority approval before a time gets removed. If my war 25 were removed it would have to go through the same process this is going through. Basically, arguements would need to be made and there would need to be a majority of people wanting it to be taken down. I really don't think this is a bad thing at all.
#848
General Chat / Re: UFO in some pictures from AGDQ
January 14, 2015, 10:06:32 PM
You do realise they add in the lense flare with a computer right? It's not a real life phenomenon.
#849
Perfect Dark / Re: Ask any PD related questions you like here.
January 14, 2015, 09:07:40 PM
Just remember if you're zooming out and then back in the adjustment in aim is very minor.
#850
General Chat / Re: UFO in some pictures from AGDQ
January 14, 2015, 08:58:37 PM
#851
General Chat / Re: UFO in some pictures from AGDQ
January 14, 2015, 08:56:58 PM
I read someone that lens flare doesn't really exist and it's just something that the government made up so that people wouldn't know the real truth. I forget where I read it but it was really convincing.

It basically proved that lens flare can't happen because of the way the light photons work when they go through lens etc. There was heaps of equations and experiments to prove it too.

Obviously the government keeps it quiet though like everything else. I'm not sure if those pics are UFO (I'm leaning towards that), but I really don't buy into this lens flare bullshit.
#852
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Derek Clark's "opinion" on Berube's Dam 53 [NEW]
January 14, 2015, 08:38:17 PM
I don't like this new Dan Berube. I prefer the old one that wasn't here.
#853
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Derek Clark's decision on Berube's Dam 53 [NEW]
January 14, 2015, 08:35:37 PM
Quote from: Shadow on January 14, 2015, 03:30:34 PM
So we'll take down Marc's Dam times and some of Clemens' times? Because those clearly violate the current proof policy too. Trust me, I understand wanting to take the time down, but where does it stop?

Don't fall into the trap of trying to use 'one' principle to dictate decisions. It's not just 'one' thing that would make us want to remove the time. I don't really know how many times people can state that.

It is several reasons. 1. standard deviation between the time in question and the other times, 2. the time is not proven with video, 3. the date the time was achieved 4. The significance of the date/time achieved.

You ask where it stops but there really aren't many times that also meet these criteria. Dave/Marc times do violate current proof policy however the standard deviation factor isn't there and marc has videos even if they are shit. Pretty sure Dave also did provide vids at one point but they are deleted now. So completely different scenario.
#854
Perfect Dark / Re: Ask any PD related questions you like here.
January 14, 2015, 07:02:14 AM
Yeah don't unzoom if you want to do it a fully consistent way.
#855
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Cheaters on Guinness
January 14, 2015, 12:17:24 AM
Someone should get in contact with him and find out his strats.
#856
FFA / Re: Okay lets backtrack
January 13, 2015, 11:37:16 PM
I will be in contact with the mods to IP ban this cunt.
#857
GoldenEye 007 / Re: What you're gonna do in 2015?
January 13, 2015, 10:20:32 PM
For those interested send me a PM.
#858
GoldenEye 007 / Re: What you're gonna do in 2015?
January 13, 2015, 10:19:12 PM
Seems like a few guys here want to put effort into getting a girlfriend. If you guys are actually serious I am here to help. I will offer to do some FREE skype coaching (30 minute sessions) to help you move towards your goal.
#859
FFA / Re: I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHEN YOU WALKED IN
January 13, 2015, 09:50:40 PM
Something about her i dont like. Maybe too tall or large in stature for me. Would lick her bum though.
#860
General Chat / Re: Elite Aesthetics Invitational
January 13, 2015, 08:48:22 PM
As far as supplements go I'm having a protein shake per day with 5g of creatine mixed in.

During my workout now I'm having an 8:1:1 BCAA mix (9.6g leucine per serve).

I also have a simple multi vitamin 5 days a week. I have 6g of fish oil, 3g of vitamin D, and 2g of cod liver oil every day.
#861
General Chat / Re: Elite Aesthetics Invitational
January 13, 2015, 08:36:46 PM
Illu are you lifting because you want to lift more or for aesthetics?

I'm working out pretty hard atm. Currently doing a full body split routine over 2 days with one rest day after. But in a few weeks I'll be looking to do the full body split 3 times over 6 days and then have a rest day once a week.

Will post pics eventually. I'm doing it just for the aesthetics/confidence/self esteem though. Other health benefits are a plus.

I don't give a shit about how much weight I lift, means nothing to me.
#862
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
January 13, 2015, 08:33:42 PM
Wow.
#863
General Chat / Re: Post-AGDQ discussion
January 13, 2015, 08:26:18 PM
Me and my GF want to go to the next AGDQ.
#864
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Derek Clark's decision on Berube's Dam 53 [NEW]
January 13, 2015, 08:18:38 PM
I'm in favour of this being removed and have wanted it to be removed since I heard about it.

There may be other times as well that should have been proven, but this is definitely the one that stands out the most. The more time goes on the more we realise how unlikely this time was achieved.

Southward and Greneby's times might be sketchy but it's my opinion that are easier than dam 53, even for back then. A lot of strats weren't optimised back then so huge untieds were normal. Dam 53 is in a league of its own.
#865
GoldenEye 007 / Re: What you're gonna do in 2015?
January 12, 2015, 08:00:22 AM
This year I will work out really hard. I will gain heaps of muscle mass and lean up with an epic body and 6 pack.

I will create youtube tutorial videos on my different skills and create another youtube channel which will deal with increasing confidence.

I will get back into form with guitar, piano, juggling and dancing. Atm I'm stretching a lot every day to get more flexible.

I will get into tricking/tumbling and achieve a long time goal of doing a backflip. If I get pretty flexible relatively quick I may start some form of martial arts again.

I may play some GE later and go for another untied or clean up some crappy OOA times.
#866
Perfect Dark / Re: *** AGDQ 2015 PD Agent Prediction Thread ***
January 12, 2015, 12:40:42 AM
The run was fine.

It is my feeling that if you think you should do an epic run on a marathon you're delluded. Statistically the odds of getting a good run near PB is really low. Marathons are just an exhibition they aren't about getting the best run ever.

Your focus really should be about having fun and trying to enjoy it as much as possible. Have a good time and show the crowd that you're having fun so they can have fun too.
#867
General Chat / Re: The-Elite at AGDQ 2015 (IMPORTANT! Please Read)
January 11, 2015, 11:33:17 PM
I think the best cure for self-consciousness is learning how people work and doing research on how to communicate effectively.

Seriously, read a book on how to make a good impression and read a book on how to talk to people so they don't think you're an awkward untrustable person.

Read some shit. Motivation is all well and good but won't help you in the long term. You actually need to learn the skill of communication and learn what people like/dislike.
#868
FFA / Re: Which one would you choose?
January 11, 2015, 02:29:29 AM
No. Ryan has an insane sexual appetite but when it comes to rankings code he's completely frigid.
#869
FFA / Re: AGDQ PPL PLZ READ QUIK
January 09, 2015, 12:44:40 AM
Yeah I'd agree with that. It'd be interesting to know if they had talked about marriage before this.

If they had discussed it previously and both mentioned they would like to marry each other and the proposal was more a formality and making it official then I'd say it's way more acceptable. If they hadn't discussed it and he placed the question on her out of nowhere in front of tens of thousands of people then I think that's really inappropriate.
#870
FFA / Which one would you choose?
January 08, 2015, 10:06:11 PM
I'm curious.
#871
FFA / Re: AGDQ PPL PLZ READ QUIK
January 08, 2015, 08:22:13 PM
I'll give me analysis then seeing as it's the cool thing to do.

4 months isn't long enough so that's not a good sign. If he's proposing this soon it's because he is super naive, has little experience with relationships and depends on this relationship for his self esteem.

He also specifically stated just how dependant he is on this relationship with "she keeps me on my feet". Seriously, if you say dumb shit like that it's really not healthy. If you need to relationship to be happy you're pretty much fucked and I feel that the relationship is doomed. Eventually I think she might get sick of his neediness when she keeps meeting other guys who are confident in themself and don't need her to make them happy. This is way more attractive and healthier. He said that he has psychological problems recently as well which is not a good sign.

Also I really dislike public proposals myself. I feel that it is disrespectful and could even be an attempt to pressure her into saying yes. I think public proposals are bogus and don't mean much. The next say she could say no anyway and just claim that she said yes because there were 70k people watching on stream and she didn't want to break his heart in front of those people. Which honestly, is probably a good thing to do.

If I were to make a prediction it would be that this marriage does not happen at all. She said yes but it was under a lot of pressure and eyes so she may end the relationship before the marriage actually takes place.
#872
General Chat / Re: The-Elite at AGDQ 2015 (IMPORTANT! Please Read)
January 07, 2015, 10:21:19 PM
Jim is looking buff as fuck.
#873
FFA / Re: AGDQ PPL PLZ READ QUIK
January 07, 2015, 09:31:47 PM
That's great :)
#874
FFA / Re: AGDQ PPL PLZ READ QUIK
January 07, 2015, 08:12:56 PM
Oh no the excuses are already coming and the event is only half way finished.

There is no hope :(
#875
GoldenEye 007 / Re: $$$ OFFICIAL GE INCENTIVES 2015 $$$
January 06, 2015, 11:44:06 PM
Quote from: just had a 4:14 b1 RTA offstream on January 06, 2015, 11:13:08 AM
Some incentives:

Train Agent 0:58 - Luke only ($3)
Train Agent 1:00 - Goose only ($2)
Train Agent 1:02 - Jimbo only ($1)
Train Secret Agent 1:22 ($1)

any% 21:51 or lower - Clemens only (I will play any% and beat his record)

lolz
#876
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Worst and best WR posts of 2014?
January 06, 2015, 08:53:51 PM
Quote from: ohmss on January 06, 2015, 01:18:21 PM
K..'s 35 is by far the worst. Around the same time he was grinding I dumped like 50 hours into my last chance of doing something rel only to see all my hopes tattered and torn by such a shitty post. :(

Wow I didn't know that. I was under the impression no one else really went for the time.
#877
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
January 05, 2015, 10:41:03 PM
Legitimate question.
#878
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
January 05, 2015, 09:49:38 PM
How come Marc is playing GE instead of linking the truth contest on as many youtube vids as possible like the other members?
#879
GoldenEye 007 / Re: AMAZING New Train OOB - GOLDENEYE BROKEN
January 05, 2015, 08:52:20 PM
Quote from: Wouter Jansen on January 05, 2015, 08:14:41 PM
It IS the entrance. :nesquik:

Bro you should really learn your train anatomy. The C- spot is above the entrance. You will know when you reach it because the train will start wriggling and making noises.
#880
FFA / Re: Dat Jap Gap
January 04, 2015, 02:14:58 AM
Marsh retired from ge shortly after the japs bombed pearl harbour.
#881
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** The Official Retirement Rankings ***
January 03, 2015, 12:08:07 PM
I'm suprised I'm not on these rankings. I've retired from both games several times. It even says on my wiki that I've achieved more WR's in retirement than anyone else.

Quote from my wiki...

"He's also been known to "retire" many many times and claim to be leaving The Elite forever, just to return to either the boards or PD competition, and has set more WRs in retirement than anybody could even imagine."

Not sure how many times though but I even had my times removed from the rankings page. And on my GE bio that matthijs wrote it says I retired from GE. That was in 2002  :kappa:
#882
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Can a player re-submit a time that was previously backrolled without a video?
January 03, 2015, 12:01:07 PM
I don't think the rule should be 'any future pr', because that implies that they will have to provide proof for better times forever for that stage. I think think that's an appropriate punishment for failing to have a vid.

Is it possible to lock an individual stage for updating? If it's possible it'd be easier just to lock it until proof is provided. If it's not possible then a clause should be added that you may not update a time that has been backrolled without providing proof and that the standard 1 month window will not apply and proof is required upfront.
#883
FFA / Re: Dat Jap Gap
January 03, 2015, 11:57:20 AM
Nothing to do with Jap?
#884
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** The 2015 Prediction Topic For GoldenEye 007 ***
December 30, 2014, 11:12:38 PM
I predict that I'll become progressively more irrel and JustinDT will pass me. Let's be honest, Justin is just a younger, hotter, better version of me.
#885
Other Games / Re: Post your top 25 favorite games (any platform)
December 30, 2014, 09:31:29 AM
I don't think I've even played 25 games. That's such a long list.

Top games of all time though..

1. Goldeneye - Makes the top of the list because of the best multiplayer experience of all time
2. Ocarina of Time - Most amazing single player experience for me
3. FFX - Turn based RPG is my favourite genre and the improved graphics and best original song (To Zanarkand) of any game IMO makes this in my top 3.

That's all I can be bothered to do. As I said I haven't even played 25 games really. I really like FFXII, WOW, skyrim, starcraft, and heaps of other games but cbf writing them out. Mostly old rpg stuff I love.
#886
GoldenEye 007 / Re: **FULL GAME RTA SPEEDRUNS** Personal and World Records Topic
December 29, 2014, 08:40:35 PM
Congrats man. Really good time.
#887
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
December 29, 2014, 08:39:48 PM
'It was so hard to watch... but by god I watched the whole thing. Even damn second.'
#888
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***BEST GOLDENEYE VIDEOS OF 2014***
December 29, 2014, 08:38:32 PM
Who is squrp and btw I'm not crying I just have heaps of shit in my eye.
#889
Perfect Dark / Re: *** AGDQ 2015 PD Agent Prediction Thread ***
December 29, 2014, 08:26:25 PM
28:50 with double laser skip.
#890
FFA / Re: Who is the most irrelevant eliter of all time?
December 26, 2014, 06:36:04 AM
Low blow from chuck.
#891
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** AGDQ 2015 GE Agent Race Prediction Thread ***
December 26, 2014, 06:33:17 AM
Luckwood: 22:34
Fluke szklarz: 22:37
Flosshard: 22:57
OoT dropout: 23:15
#892
FFA / Re: Ask any Porn related questions here
December 26, 2014, 12:00:58 AM
Bump.

My expertise has now spread into the russion teen genre and I'm dabbling in thai softcore.
#893
FFA / Re: 0/10
December 23, 2014, 05:24:55 AM
Well im trying not to be mean.
#894
FFA / Re: 0/10
December 23, 2014, 05:23:28 AM
Please be more constructive with your critisism.
#895
FFA / Re: Rachel for President
December 23, 2014, 12:59:42 AM
I'm glad you're kidding. I would really hate for things to become.... messy.

I'm currently the sole candidate and I'd like to keep it that way.
#896
FFA / Re: Wrong Warp in Goldeneye!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 22, 2014, 08:14:31 PM
I did a wrong warp in GE once. Went to play archives but when the level started I realised I had accidently selected silo.
#897
FFA / Re: * feels *
December 22, 2014, 08:12:51 PM
You would still rage over video games but it's possible you'd be less emo :)
#898
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***Highs And Lows*** [ 2014 a Self-Reflection ]
December 21, 2014, 09:26:33 PM
Congrats jim :) so did you propose or did she? how did it go down.
#899
FFA / Re: ~~*** PETITION TO BRING BACK CUTE ACE ***~~
December 21, 2014, 08:39:29 PM
Signing again.
#900
FFA / Re: * feels *
December 21, 2014, 08:38:54 PM
Do you have a gf?
#901
FFA / Re: RIP
December 14, 2014, 09:49:08 PM
#902
FFA / RIP
December 14, 2014, 08:57:53 PM
This board.
#903
General Chat / Re: Forums:Google/Search
December 12, 2014, 12:31:45 AM
who dis
#904
FFA / Re: Noob questions about using NTSC N64 in Europe
December 10, 2014, 09:09:11 PM
This reminds me of the time I blew 2 NTSC power supplys by plugging them into a 240V socket with a cheap convertor.
#905
General Chat / Re: 2014 Elite Chess Tournament
December 10, 2014, 08:32:54 PM
Well I will still play the final when you want to. Just let me know a weekend that you're willing to do it.
#906
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Edgar Talayko's legitimacy
December 10, 2014, 08:27:09 PM
Well that's a very entertaining story, Eric, but the real detectives have to worry about that little thing called evidence.
#907
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
December 09, 2014, 11:37:51 PM
Congrats. I remember 54 being hard and annoying to get. I feel like anyone getting 54's should be top 20 at least.
#908
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
December 09, 2014, 08:42:26 PM
#909
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Edgar Talayko's legitimacy
December 09, 2014, 08:38:43 PM
I would proof call his silo times.
#910
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
December 03, 2014, 09:49:16 PM
Total points gained from unhoard = 6.

Amazing.
#911
General Chat / Re: 2014 Elite Chess Tournament
December 03, 2014, 08:15:16 PM
GRAND FINAL:

Me and Tyler have agreed to play the final at 8pm EST on Saturday 6th of December.

I think next time the tournament should be single elimination, as it appears the lower ranked players don't care to play their matches after a couple of rounds.

I also had an idea of having the same system as the world chess championship. So, the winner of this final becomes the elite champion. Then after however longer there is a candidates tournment to see who challenges the elite champion.
#912
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***GOLDENEYE 007 UNARMED WORLD RECORDS***
December 02, 2014, 11:24:42 PM
Just change the name of the league to 'We want to only use slapper only but sometimes in order to complete level objectives or get to the end of the level we have to use a gun and/or explosive devices so in those cases we will unfortunately have to use weapons but we  we will totally use slapper for everything else league.'

Rolls right off the tongue.
#913
FFA / Re: Tyler's motivation
December 02, 2014, 07:18:27 PM
Everybody wanna steal his girl.
#914
General Chat / Re: 2014 Elite Chess Tournament
November 27, 2014, 12:28:07 AM
Eric/alec/wodah can you please get the word out for eric to do a mock up of the 4th round. The result of alec/goose shouldn't affect the top players' bracket and I'm keen to know who I'm playing and play my match.
#915
General Chat / Re: 2014 Elite Chess Tournament
November 26, 2014, 09:25:49 PM
Can we get reminders out to get people to finish up their round 3 matches?
#916
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Elite Proof Policy Changes for 2015
November 26, 2014, 08:32:25 PM
Pretty sure if you slap Cass with 10% health you fail. But unless it's required I'm sure having the setting on the minimum should be a requirement.
#917
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Elite Proof Policy Changes for 2015
November 26, 2014, 09:59:37 AM
Wouter your post caused confusion with multiple people causing them to start doubting themselves and their vids. So I can feel I'm justified in telling people to ignore it.

What videos the site should link has literally nothing to do with the proof policy. This is why, when you carefully read the proof policy, you'll see it's not mentioned anywhere.

Thus, your post is confusing, because you're mixing site suggestions with proof policies.

Edit: further clarification on your post.. 1. It stated things like they were a fact, and 2. Only significant times need no music vids, so just saying a general statement like 'no vids with music should be on the ranks' is super confusing and actually incorrect.

If you get runway a 22 it's certainly acceptable to add music and it's certainly acceptable to put that on the ranks.
#918
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Elite Proof Policy Changes for 2015
November 26, 2014, 07:43:20 AM
Sorry if anyone is confused here. What Wouter said is incorrect so just ignore that post in relation to ranks should have no music in vids.

In game sound only is required for significant times only. That's not a stab at Alec, it's just the proof policy.

Yes, the b2 44 vid would no longer be acceptable proof. There would have to be two vids made if you want to do that, one with music and one without. As far as which belongs on the ranks, it doesn't state that anywhere on the proof policy and I don't think any ruling has officially been made on that.

For the guys grabbing those multi-tied WR's (or multi-tied higher pointers) or times less than 92 points do what you want with the vids. But obviously, for proof purposes, it's best to have normal videos without extra music etc. This ensures the rankings remain as accurate as possible. Only when we work together and have legit videos can we help to spot cheaters etc.

#919
General Chat / Re: 2014 Elite Chess Tournament
November 26, 2014, 06:55:48 AM
Match result rd 3 - K.. vs Tyler - 1-1
#920
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Elite Proof Policy Changes for 2015
November 26, 2014, 12:03:24 AM
Quote from: Alec McDonald on November 25, 2014, 10:50:19 PM
What if in-game sound is used but there is music in the mix as well? I've done this for most of my PRs and thought that this was okay. All it is is in-game music off.

It's only an issue for significant times.
#921
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
November 23, 2014, 06:17:38 AM
The run is approximately .5 slower than the 23's so I think even with a boost it wouldn't be 23. There was about .2 lost before picking up the tape. The rest was clean though but the keyguard kill could be .05-.1 better by doing what mouser said.
#922
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
November 22, 2014, 09:10:44 PM
No vid m8.
#923
General Chat / Re: 2014 Elite Chess Tournament
November 22, 2014, 11:21:52 AM
Yep I'm rdy.
#924
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
November 22, 2014, 08:54:21 AM
time to move to single nade strat.
#925
General Chat / Re: 2014 Elite Chess Tournament
November 22, 2014, 08:42:40 AM
Keen for my next match asap.
#926
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
November 22, 2014, 03:20:53 AM
Congrats Jim.
#927
GoldenEye 007 / Re: How about a new 'Info' menu-dropdown on the rankings?
November 20, 2014, 08:25:34 PM
Yeah this is great. I've always been ever so slightly frustrated that the rankings didn't have a link to the boards.
#928
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
November 20, 2014, 08:21:37 PM
Chebron you executed the B2 strat really, really well. That 24 looked more pro than 90% of the others.

Congrats Justin that's insane.
#929
General Chat / Re: 2014 Elite Chess Tournament
November 20, 2014, 08:28:33 AM
pumped
#930
FFA / Re: Salty, Washed-Up Players post HERE!
November 18, 2014, 07:08:02 AM
:(
#931
FFA / Re: Who is the most pretentious poster?
November 17, 2014, 06:54:58 AM
I looked up the definition of pretentious but I still don't know what it means :(
#932
FFA / Re: I dare you can't stop scroll down
November 16, 2014, 07:10:21 AM
Nah it doesnt. My post made as much logical sense as 50 cent's which was kind of the point.
#933
FFA / Re: I dare you can't stop scroll down
November 16, 2014, 12:16:01 AM
Quote from: SWAG on November 15, 2014, 10:33:13 PM
Quote from: m8 on November 15, 2014, 07:30:58 PM
Get fucked. Are you still fapping to photo galleries? If photo galleries are all you are interested in, you have a serious problem. Maybe get a real girlfriend.

just stop being mad

I said im not interested in photos of girls anymore id rather watch vids if i wanted to look at them. You implied i only care about porn and that i have a serious problem. So my get fucked still stands. Youre the one who was insulting to me first.
#934
FFA / Re: I dare you can't stop scroll down
November 15, 2014, 07:30:58 PM
Get fucked. Are you still fapping to photo galleries? If photo galleries are all you are interested in, you have a serious problem. Maybe get a real girlfriend.
#935
FFA / Re: I dare you can't stop scroll down
November 15, 2014, 11:39:36 AM
This is the year 2014. After 10+ years of on demand porn vids a photo gallery doesnt interest me in the slightest anymore.
#936
General Chat / Re: 2014 Elite Chess Tournament
November 15, 2014, 06:04:43 AM
Time control is 'move a piece already' with increments of 'hurry the fuck up'.
#937
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Re: ***OFFICIAL GE Incentives 2014***
November 15, 2014, 03:57:38 AM
He doesn't want to make the changes.

Time to move on and look to/find others to help.
#938
General Chat / Re: 2014 Elite Chess Tournament
November 13, 2014, 11:35:52 AM
Holy shit youre proactive.

You have my sword.
#939
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
November 13, 2014, 08:01:53 AM
Well it would be like me saying you caked B1 OOA 1:02 because it only took you 2 hours.
#940
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
November 13, 2014, 07:38:55 AM
Quote from: if you're coming my way... just don't on November 13, 2014, 07:19:27 AM
epic, just when you start to think Clemens is washed up and has nothing left, he cakes difficult WRs.  Pretty amazing.  Nice job.

Caked? He spent a fair bit of time on this.
#941
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
November 13, 2014, 03:46:03 AM
Quote from: last frame boost after keyguard on November 13, 2014, 03:25:52 AM
As for whats next, I think fac 43 since imo it is easier

B2 23 confirmed tier 1.

Grats man. I'm glad that now all of the true GE gods have this time :)
#942
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Proposed Proof Policy Changes for 2015
November 13, 2014, 12:22:47 AM
Ah that covers it thanks.
#943
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Proposed Proof Policy Changes for 2015
November 13, 2014, 12:04:10 AM
Yes, yes, yes ,yes.

I would also, while on topic, add a subclause that unless a device/3rd party controller has been approved by the community for use it should be considered not complying to proof policy. And we should create a list of approved 3rd party stuff.
#944
FFA / Re: ATTN: Surface 2 Players
November 11, 2014, 06:30:47 AM
Maybe some people have better things to do than play a 17 year old game that no one cares about anymore.
#945
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Achievement Rankings
November 10, 2014, 09:42:23 AM
Quote from: Had 53 with initials back in the day on November 07, 2014, 09:33:40 AM
What Wouter said :) Also in days with such high activity I wouldn't enjoy an achievement system were, say, Boss would've been 100% done a long time ago.

I don't really like the Dedicated thing, it seems like exaggerated adulation of the very oldschool people. It's more a trivium than an achievement. But w/e, Top 10 or UWR achievements from like 2001 are not much different.

By your logic it seems that Newton's theories werent much of an acheivement because they are taught in high schools now and are pretty simple.
#946
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post/Discuss new Strats/Timesavers/Ideas
November 06, 2014, 09:37:26 PM
I do.
#947
FFA / Re: HIP HOP AIN'T DEAD [PART V]
November 06, 2014, 04:19:19 AM
she can't pronounce shit properly though.
#948
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The "Make Alecboy Pointless" Campaign
November 06, 2014, 03:25:52 AM
That was the worst execution of the suicide strat I've ever seen.
#949
FFA / Re: HIP HOP AIN'T DEAD [PART V]
November 06, 2014, 03:24:38 AM
would you bang?
#950
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
November 05, 2014, 04:09:58 AM
Quote from: Infected Mind on November 05, 2014, 01:15:38 AM
Blew a 1:57 20 minutes later.

Yeh rite m8
#951
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *****ATTN: ANYONE WHO WANTS TO BE ON THE-ELITE TWITCH TEAM*****
November 05, 2014, 12:21:12 AM
#952
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
November 03, 2014, 09:46:04 PM
This is why I need to make a tutorial on how to speedrun properly.
#953
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
November 03, 2014, 09:45:32 PM
Landing the mine is easy? I don't understand the problem? You're supposed to practice that beforehand and come up with your own consistent way of doing it.
#954
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
November 03, 2014, 08:58:32 PM
Jim always inventing new ways to be a complete scrub.
#955
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *****ATTN: ANYONE WHO WANTS TO BE ON THE-ELITE TWITCH TEAM*****
November 02, 2014, 11:00:34 PM
What's the benefit?
#956
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: **ATTENTION: The-Elite Council**
November 02, 2014, 09:34:09 PM
I don't remember where or why I think you said that. I see where you're going now, and I can only see where you're going because you just told me.

It's semi troll to post a suggestion 3 times in the 'post suggestions here' topic and have them completely ignored.

All good though.
#957
Perfect Dark / Re: Post A/SA/PA/100% Single Segment Speedruns HERE
November 02, 2014, 08:32:49 PM
How much time does the skip save? Seems like it would be worth it.
#958
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: **ATTENTION: The-Elite Council**
November 02, 2014, 08:28:26 PM
Ok I'm confused now. When I requested that the 'Agent' single segment runs be renamed to 'Any%' you said you wouldn't touch it because YE might get upset.
#959
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: **ATTENTION: The-Elite Council**
November 02, 2014, 03:32:05 AM
I personally believe we should try and implament an auto mod. I.e a time above a certain point threshhold must have a vid linked in order to be posted.

For example when a time is posted the system does a check and if its over the threshold and doesnt have a vid linked it gives the user an error msg saying a vid must be linked.
#960
GoldenEye 007 / Re: October 2014 Proof Call
November 02, 2014, 03:28:20 AM
Quote from: back in my day dam 53 was a 2 liner on November 02, 2014, 02:17:16 AM
Philip has 2:19 Statue SA and there is a video on his timespage.

You mean the time he just got in november? You're a month early. Ace pls.
#961
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
November 02, 2014, 03:25:49 AM
Congrats on 6th place Jimmy.
#962
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: **ATTENTION: The-Elite Council**
October 31, 2014, 01:35:34 AM
I don't believe drawing a line at a time being worth time is arbitrary. There is a tangible difference being that the player is awarded points for the time. The current line is arbitrary, but putting the line at points in general is not arbitrary at all.

I wouldn't be in favour of saying ANY pointed time required proof. But I do think the current line of 70-80 points is too high, and I would be in favour of taking the line down to around 50 points. There are has an influx of newer players getting a lot of good times, and now the bar for 80 point times is a lot higher than it was 1-2 years ago.
#963
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***OFFICIAL GE Incentives 2014***
October 31, 2014, 12:08:16 AM
I think we're creating an incentive bubble here. Reminds me of the stock market where there is just fake money thrown out everywhere. And when people profit they throw the fake money straight back into the system.

One of these days there is going to be a run on the GE incentives.
#964
FFA / Re: Remove Thiradell
October 29, 2014, 01:57:14 AM
Third does the GE proof stuff which seems like a really boring job and a lot of work these days cause of the activity.
#965
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Why the hell are we allowing cheat sticks?
October 27, 2014, 11:52:50 PM
Jimbo's stubborness on this topic makes ghee-ghus look like Jim Carrey's character from Yes Man.
#966
FFA / Re: Re: The-Elite at AGDQ 2015 (IMPORTANT! Please Read)
October 27, 2014, 03:29:18 AM
Quote from: Alec McDonald on October 27, 2014, 02:58:03 AM
Quote from: Fluke Szklarz on October 27, 2014, 02:55:33 AM
Quote from: Woody's Fac Leave Strat on October 27, 2014, 02:49:15 AM
Quote from: Alec McDonald on October 26, 2014, 11:04:22 PM
Quote from: Fluke Szklarz on October 26, 2014, 10:22:28 PM
Quote from: SM64 is better than GE on October 26, 2014, 10:18:15 PM
Quote from: RBlackGoose on October 26, 2014, 04:11:41 PM
Quote from: Alec McDonald on October 26, 2014, 12:23:07 PM
Quote from: AxZ on October 26, 2014, 11:22:19 AM
Quote from: Ridge Forrester on October 26, 2014, 11:02:28 AM
Quote from: Fluke Szklarz on October 26, 2014, 10:31:07 AM
Quote from: Fluke Szklarz on October 26, 2014, 10:30:48 AM
Quote from: Jimbo on October 26, 2014, 10:28:28 AM
Quote from: Otto on October 26, 2014, 07:59:19 AM
Quote from: dsx on October 26, 2014, 07:27:03 AM
Quote from: AxZ on October 26, 2014, 06:45:01 AM
Quote from: 夜神月 on October 26, 2014, 06:38:16 AM
Quote from: SM64 is better than GE on October 26, 2014, 05:09:59 AM
Quote from: Alec McDonald on October 26, 2014, 03:15:49 AM
Quote from: twiii on October 26, 2014, 03:10:08 AM
Quote from: Lando Calrissian on October 26, 2014, 02:45:17 AM
Quote from: Woody's Fac Leave Strat on October 26, 2014, 02:11:00 AM
Quote from: Jimbo on October 26, 2014, 01:42:36 AM
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goose sucks
#967
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Why the hell are we allowing cheat sticks?
October 27, 2014, 03:26:10 AM
Furthermore, Nintendo are no longer making controllers and haven't for a long time. With your reasoning the lifespan of the game would be very limited because eventually all of the official controllers will stop working and then we're fucked. This seems like an obvious attempt to remain in the top 10, because you know that by the time people inevitably catch up to you their controllers will be worn out and unusable.
#968
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Why the hell are we allowing cheat sticks?
October 27, 2014, 03:23:10 AM
I'm sorry but this is really pathetic behaviour coming from a moderator.
#969
FFA / Re: Re: The-Elite at AGDQ 2015 (IMPORTANT! Please Read)
October 26, 2014, 10:18:15 PM
Quote from: RBlackGoose on October 26, 2014, 04:11:41 PM
Quote from: Alec McDonald on October 26, 2014, 12:23:07 PM
Quote from: AxZ on October 26, 2014, 11:22:19 AM
Quote from: Ridge Forrester on October 26, 2014, 11:02:28 AM
Quote from: Fluke Szklarz on October 26, 2014, 10:31:07 AM
Quote from: Fluke Szklarz on October 26, 2014, 10:30:48 AM
Quote from: Jimbo on October 26, 2014, 10:28:28 AM
Quote from: Otto on October 26, 2014, 07:59:19 AM
Quote from: dsx on October 26, 2014, 07:27:03 AM
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goose sucks
#970
FFA / Re: The-Elite at AGDQ 2015 (IMPORTANT! Please Read)
October 26, 2014, 05:09:59 AM
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#971
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Special Agent Runs officially include MBR and Maian SOS?
October 23, 2014, 10:49:04 PM
Its not troll that agent unlocks mbr. Its troll that neither pd or ge have an any% categery (sigh). Any% = fastest to credits. Agent = all levels on agent including mbr, same for sa and pa (maian and war).
#972
FFA / Re: I'm CMPFreek - AMA!
October 23, 2014, 04:32:11 AM
Oh yes. The era of CMPFreek still haunts my dreams.

Not a week goes by that I don't think about those days and all of the controversy and heartache that was caused.
#973
FFA / Re: ATTN: Coby Cook (Godfriend)
October 18, 2014, 09:10:07 AM
His candle burned out long before his legend ever will.
#974
FFA / ATTN: Coby Cook (Godfriend)
October 18, 2014, 07:55:28 AM
#975
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
October 17, 2014, 11:43:03 PM
Lol that vid would have been way more amazing if you didn't look and see where he landed :)
#976
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
October 16, 2014, 11:39:47 PM
Cosmo 'h dear he just got depot 40 for his first WR that's pretty cool' wright? Yeah.. it is.
#977
FFA / ATTN: Swompz
October 16, 2014, 09:01:59 AM
where u?
#978
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
October 15, 2014, 10:29:04 PM
congrats bro.
#979
FFA / Re: rubbersticks 2016
October 14, 2014, 10:58:17 PM
Just for the record, I'm ok with this person's decision to do this. However what I'm not ok with is the self deceiving, higher than thou, inconsistent reasoning for doing it.
#980
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Goldeneye, SM64 and OoT beaten in 51 minutes.
October 14, 2014, 10:55:59 PM
Quote from: hotshott on October 14, 2014, 10:24:19 PM
Time to collect that Twitch Partnership and rake in the money.  :nesquik:

Pretty sure that would still require a ton of work. Even with this vid getting a lot of views nothing much will come of it unless I work hard now.
#981
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Goldeneye, SM64 and OoT beaten in 51 minutes.
October 14, 2014, 09:10:14 PM
I think you'll always get some negative comments. But generally the comments have been super positive. 90% of people really like it!
#982
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Goldeneye, SM64 and OoT beaten in 51 minutes.
October 13, 2014, 09:18:59 PM
nice :)
#983
Other Games / Re: Super Mario 64
October 12, 2014, 05:06:38 AM
16 star - 18:38
#984
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Goldeneye, SM64 and OoT beaten in 51 minutes.
October 11, 2014, 07:42:06 AM
OK, here is the official vid...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKv5l7OejtE

Please share/like the vid :) Any help making this viral would be appreciated.

I will definitely go for lower at some point. Will crack sub 50 and beyond. Perhaps even get it down to 45 minutes one day.
#985
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Goldeneye, SM64 and OoT beaten in 51 minutes.
October 11, 2014, 12:13:12 AM
Thanks guys. Yeah the run was 50:57 but I timed it to the cinema to make it easier for n00b and non speedrunners to understand the timing.

This is a separate category called the Simultaneous Triathlon :)
#986
GoldenEye 007 / Goldeneye, SM64 and OoT beaten in 51 minutes.
October 10, 2014, 07:29:21 AM
***Please do not share, tweet, or reddit this until I have made the official vid. Will update topic this weekend when this is made***

http://www.twitch.tv/K..J../c/5269327

This is something I have been working on for the last few months. Using Goose's idea of the triathlon I used 3 tv's and 3 consoles to play each game at the same time... and beat all three in 51 minutes.

Enjoy :)
#987
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
October 09, 2014, 10:06:07 PM
Henrik you still using PAL?
#988
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***OFFICIAL GE Incentives 2014***
October 07, 2014, 10:47:27 PM
Quote from: Vicar of the Speedrun Realm on October 07, 2014, 06:58:14 PM
I will try to get Paige in on this

though she's morbidly against facecam so maybe it'd all be for naught

That's exactly what a girl who didn't exist would say.
#989
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
October 03, 2014, 09:30:44 PM
That person was not informed. It takes 2 limb hits and 2 head hits to kill trev. If you are firing double zmg when you run into the hut aim for the chest cause its the biggest target. Do not shoot his head or he will run to the end.

The person in the vid got lucky. Dont do it like that.
#990
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
October 01, 2014, 10:44:25 PM
Congrats on 6th place, Jimmy.
#991
FFA / Re: HIP HOP AIN'T DEAD PART 2
September 30, 2014, 11:15:14 PM
hotshot wtf
#992
FFA / Re: Overall Potential Rankings
September 29, 2014, 11:38:48 PM
Thanks for including me on the list. Always feels good to be recognised for the amazing player I am.
#993
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
September 29, 2014, 11:07:59 PM
Nice job Matt!
#994
GoldenEye 007 / Re: GoldenEye 007 Tutorials
September 28, 2014, 06:11:56 AM
Yeah my mine throw was really consistent(I once got 4 in a row). What was less consistent was the ending, but after a bit of practice it became easier. Did not take long to get the record, I just needed a clean end. Learning the new end strat is a far better option.
#995
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ** FANTASY GE SPEEDRUNNING LEAGUE **
September 27, 2014, 03:07:05 AM
dropping jeff martin, picking up Marc R..
#996
Other Games / Re: Post New Random Game PRs Here!
September 26, 2014, 10:35:40 AM
Oot 22:17 (emu)
#997
Other Games / Re: Post New Random Game PRs Here!
September 26, 2014, 09:38:23 AM
sm64 16 star 18:38 (n64)
#998
FFA / Re: rubberbands 2014
September 26, 2014, 08:19:31 AM
Shadow I wasn't talking about me, I was talking about the OP. So you misunderstand my point.
#999
FFA / Re: rubberbands 2014
September 25, 2014, 11:25:11 PM
This reminds me of The Lord of the Rings, where golem (who is obviously messed up in the head) manages to turn Frodo against Sam. Sam knows Golem is evil and abuses him for it, but Frodo (who is somewhat messed up by the ring) doesn't see it (or refuses to because he is clinging onto hope that he himself can be saved from the ring) and abuses Sam for it. Eventually casting out Sam (who was just trying to protect Frodo).
#1000
Other Games / Re: Post New Random Game PRs Here!
September 25, 2014, 10:40:15 PM
sm64 16 star 19:06 (n64)
oot any % 23:08 (emu)
#1001
FFA / Re: rubberbands 2014
September 25, 2014, 09:41:13 PM
Basically, I try to stop people from wasting time on stupid trolls (or just fuckwits in general) because they are too naive and unwise to know when they are being played or abused.

But I'm completely happy to let you take care of yourselves.
#1002
FFA / Re: rubberbands 2014
September 25, 2014, 09:36:06 PM
In fact, just remove my mod status.

I 100% believe this person is either a complete dick, wasting everyone's time, or a complete troll, wasting everyone's time. If you don't agree with the judgement then we have a problem obviously.

If I wasn't a mod I could voice my opinion without all the bullshit attached.

#1003
General Chat / Re: The-Elite at AGDQ 2015 (IMPORTANT! Please Read)
September 25, 2014, 09:30:36 PM
Nice work guys, this will be great.
#1004
FFA / Re: rubberbands 2014
September 25, 2014, 09:16:58 PM
Quote from: ghee-ghus on September 25, 2014, 05:24:17 PM
but the thing is that even after all of this, i had already outright stated my position well before captain planet butted in. i will maintain that people just have super sensitive triggers and that there's nothing i can do about that except make every post in a super roundabout way that these people can't even process (which is stupid and way closer to trolling than anything i've done so far). oh fucking well.

Jimbo, coming from a new person this is 10x more rude than anything I did. And I knew the person was either extremely rude/a troll the moment he had done several replies.

Jim, a worrying thing with you (and a couple of others), is that the only metric you have at the moment to measure rudeness is profanities. This is going to fuck you up in life because people will nicely use and abuse the fuck out of you and then you will wake up in 5 years realising you've wasted years of effort and emotions on people for nothing.

You PM'd this person and it did absolutely nothing for this discussion, because the discussion was never about answering questions, but rather having us yield to this apparently fact that we're 'sketchy' and 'weird' and 'inconcsistent' with our reasoning in our decisions. Instead of listening to the replies he got, he believes that people simply do not understand him, or else we would agree. and if he disagrees, it's not because he's disagreeing, it's because we don't understand or because we have 'sensitive triggers'.

I sincerely worry about you Jim if you continue to be this blind to things like this.

But in saying that, in the future I will not move topics. Please continue to waste your time investing into every single random person who decides to come here with an agenda.
#1005
FFA / Re: rubberbands 2014
September 25, 2014, 10:20:35 AM
[quote author = Jimbo]I responded to the original poster in PM with a real answer and a decent apology for everyone else being an ass. Yes, K.. moved it here from Goldeneye.[/quote]

The next day...

Quote from: ghee-ghus on September 25, 2014, 03:59:11 AM
wow. i stopped reading this because i figured the rest of this topic was just going to be that awful reply by captain planet and then a couple more joke posts. i really appreciate that people at least tried to answer the topic since.

Quote from: Captain Planet on September 22, 2014, 12:52:32 AM
Things are decided on a case-by-case basis. It's generally a bad idea to use 'universal principles' to dictate decisions because every case is different. Long story short, we looked at everything and made a decision to allow them.
the problem is that you keep thinking i'm trying to change something. that is not what i have ever been talking about; as i've said in every single post, i'm completely ok with the actual use of rubberbands. i'm pretty close to putting it as a sig, even.

Quote from: Carathorn on September 22, 2014, 04:46:24 AM
They aren't accepted but more so frowned upon. It's impossible to measure it detect someone using it when a person only shows a vid of one run. It's a former of cruise control just like the L R Start trick, and as mentioned before, it does not create an input which is impossible to execute without a rubber band.

This is all there is to it. There are no why's, it's been decided like this by people who made up the proof policy which I strongly support because if not allowed: good luck trying to fight it.
right. quite a few people have now said that the decision was more or less "oh people started liking this so we're going to do it". again, that's fine, there's nothing wrong with that.

the problem with the comparison is that it goes beyond "cruise control" by bringing in (or removing) an element that's not a button on the controller or a glitch in the game. it really is no different from popping the controller open and doing whatever you like, because the same type of thing has been done and the same results are achieved. and, again, there's nothing wrong with that... as long as people are being honest about it. see also: autofire in the arcade communities.

Quote from: Shadow on September 22, 2014, 07:56:31 AM
A rubber band just holds the stick in a certain position.

I could do the same by placing the controller between my knees, but it would be far more annoying. No slippery slope here.
well, that annoyance is kinda supposed to be there. you don't just go around basically hacking things because something "annoys" you, especially not with all these strange justifications.

i will assure you that the slippery slope is not on my end.

Quote from: Stoxenbawns on September 22, 2014, 08:38:51 AM
I lost my right hand in an accident and have a prosthetic hand which has an elastic band attached? Should I not be allowed to speedrun this game?
for now, i'm going to take this post seriously, regardless of whether it was a joke or not.

this is starting to get into the debate of mechanical parts in sports, which is technically a different kind of topic. again, i'm not trying to "change" anything; rubber bands are pretty obviously allowed, so as far as the elastic band goes, if you're trying to use it as a rubber band is supposed to be used for goldeneye here, then that should simply be noted.

Quote from: Spec on September 22, 2014, 02:20:32 PM
Dude, I've been using my elbows for the analog stick and my tongue on A/B/Start because my left hand was born glued to my face... it means that I can't be a top goldeneye player anymore??? :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
may as well take this post seriously too. using other body parts is great, and i've already mentioned them. there is no way you can really "cheat" with them like you could with a rubber band/controller mod.

again, rubber bands = fundamentally ok. but rubber bands also = controller mod. and yes, controller mods = fundamentally ok. but people need to be honest about these things.

Quote from: Captain Planet on September 22, 2014, 09:46:37 PM
Addendum: Sorry for being so harsh before.
thank you. seriously, thank you. jesus christ. i think this has simply been a giant breakdown of communication that has very little to do with any post in the thread.

Quote from: Thiradell on September 23, 2014, 06:34:19 PM
"i would also be in that thread arguing for handcam 20XX solely out of principle"

You are the 1%. Rubber bands are accepted because it makes sense to accept them.

"i really do not understand the history behind this issue."

Sorry bro, but educate yourself. Admitting you know nothing about this while questioning why the decision has been made doesn't make sense.
sorry, but no. i had already searched as much as i could about the darned things and all i really found was that "hated innovations" topic, which only covers some blowback well after the fact. others have already made clear what the situation is like since.

again, i don't have a problem with the actual decision, especially seeing as it was more or less random. but there's another layer to this that ends up being way more important, because it's what i've been complaining about in the first place: the dishonesty.

it really does seem that there's a misplaced sense of pride among some (probably one that people are simply clinging to because it's available) and a good bit of simple dishonesty among others. the use of rubber bands seems to be one of those "secrets that everyone knows"; it is generally kept hushed up and apparently violently reacted to whenever someone tries to talk about it (i'm having points i've said countless times getting completely ignored as if i never said them). that's kinda worrying, sir.

Quote from: Captain Planet on September 25, 2014, 12:02:19 AM
When a completely random person appears out of nowhere and posts a topic just to tell us how much they disagree with a policy they are either 1) a troll (99% likely), or 2) a moron.

You gave him an 'answer'? He got several answers in this topic but every time he would just still disagree and expect us to 'concede' that we are 'white lieing' everything' For the socially clueless again, this person is either a troll or an idiot.

He knew that FFA was a 'joke' board, and he found the topic very quickly after it was moved. Further confirming my suspisions that this person is just a troll, because a random person would not understand where, or what FFA is.

For those taking this seriously, you're gambling with small odds here.
Quote from: Captain Planet on September 25, 2014, 12:10:50 AM
Let me give you a metaphor.

If you wanted to develop a relationship with someone would you...

1) introduce yourself, be nice/pleasant etc, respect the other person OR
2) show up and start disagreeing with them, having no other contact with them at all

Just think about it for a second. I'm sorry some of you are too naive to understand basic human interaction and what it says about people and their intentions.
even after that apology? wow. so, even though i covered the entire reason you're freaking out earlier in this hella tl;dr post:

when a mod comes out of nowhere and starts freaking out about things that haven't even been said--this is the nth time i'm going to say that i'm perfectly fine with the actual policy--and then presses this supposed point despite me actually saying nth times that they're complaining about something that may as well be from another dimension... you're either a troll yourself, or you've got a canned response about something you don't even want to touch anymore.

so what's with the insulting of my intelligence, even though that fits right in line with this behavior? i took the second required to glance over all the different subforums so that i knew i was posting in the right place. i had the topic bookmarked so i would remember to look at it when i could (because this issue really does interest me that much); i didn't realize it was moved until i found i couldn't edit anymore, and i think i'm perfectly capable of reading a subforum description after realizing this. and even aside from all of that, i could clearly see this topic as the "recent topic" for this subforum on the forum index... can, even, before i made this post just now. i'm not sure it's even been displaced except by that stupid joke mirror topic...

i didn't "disagree" with anybody from the outset, especially not you! you came out of nowhere and started accusing me of a really boring cliche that i didn't even tangentially touch on and that i have denied ever since. i know you're a mod and all, but even other mods have pointed out that you're going a bit too far here, so i think it's fair for me to claim that you're the one who needs to rethink how to approach people.

once again, at the end of all of this, i am still worried about what i perceive as a misplaced sense of pride over something that has normally always been seen as cheating by everyone who makes the metric, in a field where the experts are frequently falsely accused of cheating. the actual decision is fine; the faux-casual responses are not, especially when i'm being told that this is both super serious policy and casual house rule. i'm sorry, but that's extremely worrying.

i'd like to get into speedrunning one day, and goldeneye seems like a cool enough game (though i'd probably play pd at that point tbch)... how am i supposed to completely ignore the game's community being super weird about something like this? why does this have to be so sketchy?

Nice work Jimbo! Your real answer was a complete success!  :kappa:
#1006
FFA / Re: rubberbands 2014
September 25, 2014, 04:07:27 AM
100% troll. Most people realised this (hence the dumb replies). For those who think otherwise, enjoy your new friend.
#1007
FFA / Re: rubberbands 2014
September 25, 2014, 12:10:50 AM
Let me give you a metaphor.

If you wanted to develop a relationship with someone would you...

1) introduce yourself, be nice/pleasant etc, respect the other person OR
2) show up and start disagreeing with them, having no other contact with them at all

Just think about it for a second. I'm sorry some of you are too naive to understand basic human interaction and what it says about people and their intentions.
#1008
FFA / Re: rubberbands 2014
September 25, 2014, 12:02:19 AM
When a completely random person appears out of nowhere and posts a topic just to tell us how much they disagree with a policy they are either 1) a troll (99% likely), or 2) a moron.

You gave him an 'answer'? He got several answers in this topic but every time he would just still disagree and expect us to 'concede' that we are 'white lieing' everything' For the socially clueless again, this person is either a troll or an idiot.

He knew that FFA was a 'joke' board, and he found the topic very quickly after it was moved. Further confirming my suspisions that this person is just a troll, because a random person would not understand where, or what FFA is.

For those taking this seriously, you're gambling with small odds here.
#1009
FFA / Re: robothands 2015
September 22, 2014, 10:39:14 PM
brb gonna go bust a robotnut.
#1010
FFA / Re: rubberbands 2014
September 22, 2014, 09:46:37 PM
Addendum: Sorry for being so harsh before.
#1011
FFA / Re: rubberbands 2014
September 22, 2014, 12:52:32 AM
Things are decided on a case-by-case basis. It's generally a bad idea to use 'universal principles' to dictate decisions because every case is different. Long story short, we looked at everything and made a decision to allow them.
#1012
FFA / Re: rubberbands 2014
September 22, 2014, 12:49:20 AM
You don't understand because you're socially retarded.

You're a random person making his first post about how rubberbands shouldn't be accepted. And when people tell you why they are accepted, you argue with them. You have the social IQ of forest gump, except he wasn't obnoxious.

You need a reality check if you think people should do shit, or explain shit to you just because you tell them to.
#1013
FFA / Re: rubberbands 2014
September 21, 2014, 09:25:37 PM
Why do you care? Youre just a rude cunt trying to argue. Its obvious you have your opinion and that wont change. You didnt come here for clarification you came here just to yell your point of view at us.

This has already been discussed years ago and the players are fine with it. If you have a problem deal with it or leave.

For the record, this topic was moved because it was obvious youre just here to either argue or tell us your opinion. I doubt there was ever any intention to actually get clarification because it seems like your mind is already made up on the issue. Next time you want to randomly show up at a 15 year ild community and tell it how wrong its views are try to be a bit more polite.
#1014
FFA / Re: robothands 2015
September 21, 2014, 06:41:34 AM
What about robotcock?
#1015
FFA / Re: rubberbands 2014
September 21, 2014, 06:36:27 AM
Get fucked.
#1016
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
September 19, 2014, 12:53:23 AM
Wow Daniel, nice work.
#1017
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
September 19, 2014, 12:47:18 AM
'Jimmy Hauer-is-he-getting-all-these-records'

Congrats on 6th place Jimmy.
#1018
FFA / Re: ~~*** PETITION TO BRING BACK CUTE ACE ***~~
September 17, 2014, 02:57:59 AM
#1019
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
September 15, 2014, 02:59:41 AM
No way! This has got to be the craziest achievement for a newcomer since Kaleta in '02. Can't wait to see the vid :)
#1020
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
September 14, 2014, 12:30:11 AM
Emu is fine, a lot of my PR's were done on emu. You just have to make sure you use an emu that emulates the lag good so that it's similar to n64 and doesn't give you an unfair advantage.
#1021
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
September 13, 2014, 11:00:56 PM
Congrats luke. depot ooa 48, s2 sa 49, runway ooa 37. 3rd place is yours :)
#1022
General Chat / Re: Which of these elite logos do you prefer ?
September 11, 2014, 11:59:45 AM
Yeah i know, working on it.
#1023
General Chat / Re: Which of these elite logos do you prefer ?
September 11, 2014, 11:48:47 AM
Quote from: Adam Miller on September 11, 2014, 11:41:15 AM

Two dicks don't make a right, or whatever.

This is true and i am trying to be more aware of this.
#1024
General Chat / Re: Which of these elite logos do you prefer ?
September 11, 2014, 11:32:08 AM
You may not see what actually happened. He made a topic, specifically asking for opinions on the logo. Let me repeat, the purpose of this topic was to ask for opinions and preferences on the logo. I gave my opinion on what i thought about the logo. This was then belittled by his comment (you know the one).

He was a dick first. And while i do appreciate the work he is doing, i dont appreciate the dick move and it annoyed me. Sure, i could have been nicer. But i didnt randomly throw attitude at him for no reason.
#1025
General Chat / Re: Which of these elite logos do you prefer ?
September 11, 2014, 10:54:49 AM
Adam, do not let your opinion of me get in the way of your ability to read. I literally said im not asking him (or anyone) to make the logo. I just said the idea. If someone likes it they might make it, but i wouldnt ask someone to do it.

Adam go try to be a hero somewhere else.

Patherfinder: im sorry if you thought i was telling you to make/change the logo. I was simply giving my opinion (thought it seemed relevant given that this topic was made for this exact purpose).
#1026
General Chat / Re: Which of these elite logos do you prefer ?
September 11, 2014, 10:22:59 AM
So... you're saying that because in theory, we could always provide suggestions, we should not provide any suggestions? Bro, you're not the only person here with photoshop skills. If you don't want to do it I couldn't care less. I'm putting the suggestion out to anyone who cares to try it. If you want to try it, great, if you don't, great.

Like I said in my original post, I am throwing out an idea. I never asked you to make it. So don't tell me some crap about 'we could sit here forever and not please everyone'.
#1027
General Chat / Re: Which of these elite logos do you prefer ?
September 11, 2014, 08:33:07 AM
Well to me, the green square doesn't look anywhere near as good as the logo without it. In my opinion, the only way to give PD any credit is to incorporate the font in the title. The only way you would think PD is being more rewarded is if you put more value on the font rather than the cross hair. I think that's arbitrary and just your personal value system, but I don't agree there.

As far as I see the green cross hair is only there to give PD a reference? Do people think it actually looks better for aesthetic reasons?
#1028
General Chat / Re: Which of these elite logos do you prefer ?
September 11, 2014, 07:28:37 AM
Sorry I don't understand what you're saying?
#1029
FFA / Re: RIP Jaws
September 11, 2014, 01:46:00 AM
The other topic was made here to begin with. I understand your preferences, I'll just you know my reasoning.

The death of an actor doesn't have anything to do with the game or speedrunning. In saying that if the topic was originally made in the GE topic I wouldn't have moved it.

But it's a combination of the topic not being related to the game/speedrunning + the fact that the topic was already made. I know that it's not on your preferred board, but you still have to respect the fact that someone already made a topic about it, even if it's not where you would have chosen.
#1030
FFA / Re: RIP Jaws
September 11, 2014, 01:20:11 AM
I don't mind that much if the topic is there it just seemed completely illogic to me so I moved it. Wasn't sure if you knew that the other topic was already made.
#1031
FFA / Re: RIP Jaws
September 11, 2014, 01:14:00 AM
I hear what you're saying. But someone else already made a topic, literally with the same title and about the exact same thing, which already had replies before you made your topic. If the topic had anything to do with the game/speedrunning it'd probably be worth making a 2nd topic there. But given that it's unrelated to the game/speedrunning I didn't see the need to have 2 seperate topics.
#1032
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ** FANTASY GE SPEEDRUNNING LEAGUE **
September 11, 2014, 01:09:25 AM
LOL. What a troll!

Now that I'm on a decent team though I'm way more motivated to play and get some insane records  :kappa:
#1033
FFA / Re: RIP Jaws
September 11, 2014, 12:57:46 AM
Moved to FFA because there was already an identical topic made before this by larkin. No need for two topics.
#1034
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Goldeneye Facts Topic (Speedrunning ONLY!)
September 10, 2014, 10:52:40 PM
This is very helpful for RTA runs using the trev shot.
#1035
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
September 10, 2014, 10:31:44 PM
Good work Justin.
#1036
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ** FANTASY GE SPEEDRUNNING LEAGUE **
September 10, 2014, 10:23:23 PM
Pwned.
#1037
General Chat / Re: Which of these elite logos do you prefer ?
September 10, 2014, 09:33:40 PM
I'm just throwing out an idea. What about have 'the elite.net' in a PD style block text, in front of the red cross hair. I think that might be a better way of incorporating PD without using the ugly green crosshair.

Text similar to this but perhaps with a lighter blue...

#1038
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ** FANTASY GE SPEEDRUNNING LEAGUE **
September 10, 2014, 09:03:05 PM
Dropping david silverlind. Pickin up taylor von paris.
#1039
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ** FANTASY GE SPEEDRUNNING LEAGUE **
September 09, 2014, 11:49:35 PM
OK cool, I had a quick check didn't find his name. Eise used his nick instead of GE name which makes it hard because I use ctrl-f and use names to check if people are picked up (fuck reading through every post looking for names/nicks every time I want to drop people)

Dropping K.. J.., picking up Jeff Martin.
#1040
GoldenEye 007 / Re: GoldenEye 007 Tutorials
September 09, 2014, 11:48:36 PM
I think I would like to do some tutorials soon. Make a 37 runway ooa easy strat tutorial and redo the OOA 35 tutorial. Also might make cradle SA/OOA tutorial cause these levels are underplayed.
#1041
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ** FANTASY GE SPEEDRUNNING LEAGUE **
September 09, 2014, 11:43:58 PM
Dropping K.. J.., picking up Aaron Enszer.
#1042
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new PRs that you got again here!!!
September 07, 2014, 08:51:47 AM
Inves SA 2:08. Four missed later skip attempts. = 10 second loss approx.
#1043
Perfect Dark / Re: Ask any PD related questions you like here.
September 06, 2014, 10:22:19 AM
If you dont already know, you dont need an ntsc-j to play jap. You can just take off the back of the cart.
#1044
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ** FANTASY GE SPEEDRUNNING LEAGUE **
September 06, 2014, 03:13:31 AM
Why are people just allowed to chip and change seemingly as they want? There should be set draft points. Please get se order to this madness. Atm, there is literally no risk to drafting anyone because you can change your mind 2 days later.
#1045
GoldenEye 007 / Re: August 2014 Proof Call
September 06, 2014, 12:57:01 AM
He promised vids? You said that you had seen the vids.
#1046
General Chat / Re: VIDEO - Small Fundraiser for Elite Logo Design
September 06, 2014, 12:27:01 AM
Quote from: Conveniently Timed Backboost on August 15, 2014, 04:37:02 AM
Quote from: pathfinder on August 13, 2014, 07:00:43 PM
Thanks for the feedbacks guys. Here is a probably more legible version with additional effects, pixelated realistic cross and hand script typography used for secondary texts.

link

Edit :
Following Wouter's suggestion, here is a version with a clean crosshair : link

Also here is another one. Think it's better with only one font : link



2nd edit :
Understood Illu's remark and something great happened : link


Last update with an accurate crosshair :







That looks sick! :)

I really love this logo. Can we please get an updated one without the (r)? I much prefer the logo without the pd square. I think it looks ugly. This crosshair is GE but i think it also transcends ge becase a crosshair is standard for all fps and represents accuracy, aim, stealth, professionalism, goal setting etc
#1047
General Chat / Re: VIDEO - Small Fundraiser for Elite Logo Design
September 06, 2014, 12:15:27 AM
Ok I've confirmed it's illegal to use (r) unless you've actually registered it. So please remove it.
#1048
General Chat / Re: VIDEO - Small Fundraiser for Elite Logo Design
September 06, 2014, 12:13:12 AM
Do you mind if we removed the 'registered' symbol from pathfinders logo please?

I don't recall our name/logo being a registered trademark or anything like that. So the logo is lying. Which may or may not breach trademark laws. At the worst, we are just liars trying to look important.
#1049
General Chat / Re: VIDEO - Small Fundraiser for Elite Logo Design
September 05, 2014, 11:04:56 PM
I would suggest not telling Cosmo or anyone not to use a logo just because you paid for it. I think the fact that he used the pathfinder logo mean that he liked the logo and wanted to use it. The fact that he liked the logo and wanted to use it means that it's probably not a bad logo. Let the market decide which logo it wants instead of trying to tell the market what it wants because you paid for it.

Edit: Contacted Cosmo to tell him to use and do whatever he wants on his own stream.
#1050
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ** FANTASY GE SPEEDRUNNING LEAGUE **
September 05, 2014, 10:20:56 PM
Quote from: Ogran on September 05, 2014, 02:56:43 AM
There's a team 'Ogran'? Damn, I need to get good at this game and someday apply.

Been using Ogran as an alias for 5/6 years; always creepy to see it elsewhere.

Holy moly what a coincidence lol. Me, Luke and the other Aussies have been throwing around 'Ogran' for years.
#1051
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
September 04, 2014, 11:57:00 AM
heh
#1052
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ** FANTASY GE SPEEDRUNNING LEAGUE **
September 04, 2014, 01:55:10 AM
Go Matthew Burden!
#1053
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
September 03, 2014, 11:37:33 PM
Nice job Boss, going for anything else?
#1054
FFA / Re: My girlfriend's pussy swatted
September 03, 2014, 10:06:28 PM
I had a pap test once. Felt good.
#1055
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
September 03, 2014, 09:59:11 PM
RYAN OUT OF NOWHERE. TOP 10 POTENTIAL. INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE!!!!

The elite has a new head-chef and he is cooking up a WR storm!
#1056
Perfect Dark / Re: Post your non-pr scores that you want to mention here!!!
September 03, 2014, 05:45:43 AM
Inves Agent 1:11 and 1:10 in consecutive runs.
#1057
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
September 03, 2014, 05:41:47 AM
The GE draft was a pre-emptive, last ditch attempt at keeping a dying game alive  :kappa:
#1058
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
September 03, 2014, 05:15:00 AM
Investigation Agent 1:05
#1059
FFA / Re: Kootra swatted
September 03, 2014, 12:04:03 AM
hopefully they catch the callers.
#1060
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
September 02, 2014, 10:37:34 PM
Sammy Rodgers  :o
#1061
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
September 02, 2014, 10:30:59 PM
We have almost erased the Duel troll.
#1062
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
September 02, 2014, 10:02:37 PM
Congrats Boss. 27 is a joke compared to 26 so I expect that to follow soon.
#1063
FFA / Re: ATTN: RYAN LOCKWOOD
September 02, 2014, 09:52:56 PM
OK so apparently in Abandon ship you can add a poll to any topic, even if it's not yours.
#1064
FFA / Re: ATTN: RYAN LOCKWOOD
September 02, 2014, 09:51:48 PM
I just want to say that this topic never had a poll when I originally created it. So someone came in and edited my topic and put a poll in it.
#1065
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here! (Parody Topic)
September 02, 2014, 07:05:00 AM
LOL AMAZING TOPIC!
#1066
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ** FANTASY GE SPEEDRUNNING LEAGUE **
August 30, 2014, 11:18:11 PM
In Jim's defense, Illu's only good levels are Dam and Jungle and they are pretty much the straightest levels in the entire game. As soon as you have to turn more than 3 corners Illu is screwed.
#1067
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
August 30, 2014, 10:01:00 PM
I'm pretty confident I can get 1:05/2:00 on investigation in the next couple of days.
#1068
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ** FANTASY GE SPEEDRUNNING LEAGUE **
August 30, 2014, 09:58:32 PM
Quote from: Vicar of the Speedrun Realm on August 30, 2014, 06:57:22 PM
No one picked you because you're basically a lower tier version of Illu or I.  20-50 hours to get 5-10 points, but in your case there won't be WR bonuses (whereas with Illu and I we will  be getting Tier 2 or 3 WR bonuses.)  So ya.

But someone DID pick him.
#1069
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New PR's Here (and discussion)
August 30, 2014, 07:26:09 AM
I lost about 3 seconds at the locked door and half a sec just before it. Gonna have to keep playing.
#1070
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New PR's Here (and discussion)
August 30, 2014, 07:19:05 AM
WHAT I just watched my run and compared it to illu's, I waited like an extra 2 seconds opening the security door :( Because I don't know how to time it.

Fuck me.
#1071
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
August 30, 2014, 04:03:58 AM
Chicago sa 26
#1072
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
August 30, 2014, 03:49:54 AM
I'm getting both.
#1073
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ** FANTASY GE SPEEDRUNNING LEAGUE **
August 29, 2014, 10:44:25 PM
am I allowed to draft people who made a team? Like are mirror/wodahs/eise choosable?
#1074
General Chat / Re: The-Elite at AGDQ 2015 (IMPORTANT! Please Read)
August 29, 2014, 09:57:51 PM
Ok not sure if this was already known but my chance of going is 0%. So that's why I didn't submit :) But I wish I was.
#1075
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
August 29, 2014, 09:35:18 PM
Thanks guys, I'm looking to start playing some PD again and fix up my times page.

Need to order an ntsc/jap cart though cause atm I only have PAL.
#1076
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
August 29, 2014, 09:30:36 AM
chicago pa 27
#1077
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
August 29, 2014, 12:03:50 AM
Still friends?
#1078
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
August 28, 2014, 11:45:33 PM
Nice, which nade strat did you use?
#1079
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
August 28, 2014, 11:42:06 PM
I was just saying that the idea that something should remain just because it's already there is the complete opposite of improvement, learning etc. That ideology is the enemy of advancement.

I'm disapointed that you made a post here in this discussion, I replied, and then you were like '*sigh*', 'this discussion is pointless' etc.
#1080
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
August 28, 2014, 11:01:47 PM
Yeah I fully understand that DD, and maybe some others don't take the joking around very well. But I guess, in saying that, if you don't take jokes very well not many people will like you that much.

It's really a catch 22. If you want to be more respected and liked, learn to take a joke and understand that people generally aren't trying to hurt your feelings or whatever. I mean, sometimes there are flat out negative posts being thrown around at people. But in the case of DD, I have never, not a single time, seen a genuinely negative post directed at him.
#1081
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
August 28, 2014, 10:16:04 PM
Quote from: Alec McDonald on August 28, 2014, 10:06:41 PMIt's there, so it should be left there.

Horrible logic. See: Slavery.. or See: Any improvement to any process ever made.

Quote from: Alec McDonald on August 28, 2014, 10:06:41 PM
It's in the game, it has 3 difficulties, it's a level.

Spec literally addressed this point. No one ever, in the history of any discussion on this board, said Duel was not a level or that it did not have 3 difficulties. You know people don't have a case when they repeatedly bring up points over and over again that no one was disputing.

Quote from: Alec McDonald on August 28, 2014, 10:06:41 PM
Archives 16 is maxed on console. SHOULD WE REMOVE IT TOO? OMG  :o Maybe we should!  :nesquik: No.

No one said it should be removed because it's maxed. Again, you know you don't have a case when you keep rebuttling points that were never made.

Quote from: Alec McDonald on August 28, 2014, 10:06:41 PM
The level was not "made to work in a different way then the 40 other ones".

Yes it is. It's only accessible by completeling irrel shooting range challenges. It has nothing to do with the story. It's a side game only unlockable through a side game.

#1082
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
August 28, 2014, 09:32:44 PM
There are a few people on this board I genuinely dislike and would get into a post-war with. But DD has never done anything to anyone that would make people dislike him (maybe his naiveness and thin-skinned nature would make some people not 'like him'). But I really doubt anyone has any ill feeling towards him. The posts I see generally make fun of something he said or whatever, but that's what friends do with people they don't hate.
#1083
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
August 28, 2014, 09:28:12 PM
I've never seen anyone actually treating DD like crap. No one has actually seriously been negative towards him. If you think joking around etc is treating like crap then you dont have a sense of humour.

The problem in this specific case, if there is one, is that DD has occasionally taken things too seriously and become offended. But really, link me one post that was actually being negetive, hateful, or anything even remotely close to that towards DD.

You're treating him like he's a little 6 year old boy who needs the big grown ups to stand up for him because his feelings are being hurt.
#1084
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
August 28, 2014, 11:43:35 AM
Seemed like you either missed the first door or opened it way too late.
#1085
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
August 28, 2014, 01:24:47 AM
that new jungle timesaver is great!
#1086
FFA / ATTN: RYAN LOCKWOOD
August 28, 2014, 12:26:35 AM
I miss you  :(
#1087
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
August 28, 2014, 12:13:38 AM
Quote from: Adam Miller on August 27, 2014, 05:24:56 PM
I apologise for all the trouble I have started by posting a WR in the WR topic. Such a silly mistake to make, in hindsight.

In future, I'll just keep PRs / WRs to myself.

You sound like an 8 year old boy having a cry. You didn't know you shouldn't post duel WR's in the WR topic, you got some attitude about it from people (not necessary), no reason to throw a temper tantrum and say something dumb like this.
#1088
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ** FANTASY GE SPEEDRUNNING LEAGUE **
August 23, 2014, 09:18:55 PM
I'm in.

Team name = The Scientifically Literate
#1089
General Chat / Re: Real Talk - Sweden Meet 2015?
August 23, 2014, 09:17:23 AM
Quote from: Illu on August 23, 2014, 07:59:27 AM
Eise was talking about having access to a possible venue where he lives, would be great to meet you again, I think Alex is going to ESA next year btw.

Sweden appears to be the only place where a meet seems to need a 'venue'. Dont they live in houses over there?
#1090
FFA / Re: WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO WITNESS IS ONE STEP AHEAD OF PRESENT DAY REALITY AND TWO S
August 23, 2014, 01:17:45 AM
 I wonder if they were trying to use sexual imagery to sell this video.
#1091
General Chat / Re: Real Talk - Sweden Meet 2015?
August 23, 2014, 12:38:22 AM
inb4 more pointless, sarcastic, unnecessary and unwanted advice is given.
#1092
General Chat / Re: New gamer nickname
August 21, 2014, 05:23:48 AM
Woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?

Please don't delete my post I spent a long time thinking of those names.
#1093
General Chat / Re: VIDEO - Small Fundraiser for Elite Logo Design
August 20, 2014, 10:58:00 PM
Yeah the one person who holds the most power is 1. Not active or present, and 2. An asshole.

The-elite could be a hub for a lot of games, and if the ranking system was ported over to other games that would be great. The ranking system is the best of any speedrun site.

Apparently however, just because YE has good programming skills and has made a great ranking system, we must give him all the power and hold ourselves hostage. I always said this was not a good trade.
#1094
General Chat / Re: New gamer nickname
August 20, 2014, 10:31:36 PM
eyeforataste80

hightastescore80

eyeforacoffeetaste80

coffeeintheeye80

speedrunnerandcoffeetaster80

reallygoodatidentifyingcoffeeandwine80

highscorecoffeeandwinetaster80

highwinedrinker80

tasteowine80

notjustagoodcoffeetaster80

coffeewine80

highwinescore80

highcoffeewinescore80

fastergamerwinetaster80

speedtaster80

fastecoffeetaster80

highescorewinetaster80

fasterspeedgamerandwinetaster80
#1095
FFA / Re: What Is Depression?
August 19, 2014, 12:47:45 AM
Sorry about typos on phone.
#1096
FFA / Re: What Is Depression?
August 19, 2014, 12:46:42 AM
Seriously this is a fuckig joke. As soon as sometimes attempts to communicate in an educated, intelligent way they are labelled as 'holier than thou' or 'arrogant'. I shit you not, everything fucking time.

Im glad goose spammed this topic with something meaningful and beautiful to cheer me up, cause reading some of the posts here made me depressed.
#1097
General Chat / Re: VIDEO - Small Fundraiser for Elite Logo Design
August 17, 2014, 11:01:00 PM
"Goldeneye and Perfect Dark Speedrunning".
#1098
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
August 17, 2014, 03:24:58 AM
Luke, I may act tough, but I got a lot of feelings, and you hurt damn near everyone of them.
#1099
FFA / Re: What Is Depression?
August 17, 2014, 02:44:22 AM
Proves with a high certainty anyway (nothing can be 100% proven).
#1100
FFA / Re: What Is Depression?
August 17, 2014, 02:40:37 AM
The fact that you said 'it isnt 100% proven' kind of proves that youre scientifically illiterate. The concept of 100% proven doesnt even exist in science.
#1101
FFA / Re: What Is Depression?
August 17, 2014, 02:32:01 AM
Hmmm who should i trust, 200 years of research and cumulative knowledge from thousands of experiments and scientists, or the doubts of a speedrunner on the internet.

Tough decision.
#1102
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Regarding negetivity on the boards
August 16, 2014, 10:40:47 PM
The real question though, is why a 2 month old topic was bumped by a complete irrel only to call us all jerks.
#1103
FFA / Re: What Is Depression?
August 16, 2014, 09:38:47 PM
I personally never liked Robins' comedy and thought he was a bit crazy. I found him very uncomfortable to watch when he does interviews and stuff. He was manic and all over the place. Maybe it was act. His serious roles were great though.

He probably was able to play serious roles well because he had been through depression a lot and could get in touch with that.
#1104
General Chat / Re: VIDEO - Small Fundraiser for Elite Logo Design
August 16, 2014, 09:30:06 PM
I personally don't understand why we would need to be 'n64' speedrunning? We focus on GE and PD. Would you mind explaining this?
#1105
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
August 16, 2014, 01:44:30 PM
Ace is so amazing. Where is the stream? :(
#1106
FFA / Re: What Is Depression?
August 16, 2014, 01:23:27 PM
Your post made no sense though.

I didn't claim any of those things you mentioned. I felt like I was pretty civil in this topic and you came at me with random comebacks to opinions I don't even have.

If I had created this topic and its specific purpose was to try and pigeon-hole depression into a single category then perhaps what you said has merit. But given that my posts were an obvious response to Clemens' perspective that depression can just be cured any time by a change of attitude then it doesn't make sense that you would attach so many assumptions to what I'm saying.

You came at me way out of context for some reason which is why I got frustrated at you.
#1107
FFA / Re: What Is Depression?
August 16, 2014, 11:51:08 AM
Completely understood? All fits one category?  You must be having a schitzophrenic episode because no one here said (or acted like) that.

Seems like you need to get up to scratch on basic logic too. If i say depression can be legitimately biologic it does't means thats the case every time.

Seriously, this shit IS basic psychology. So if a science hasnt solved everything its not valid? Thats essentially what youre implying. Say goodbye to pyshics, biology and chemistry because there are still some phenomenon that isnt understood yet.
#1108
FFA / Re: n/m
August 16, 2014, 12:13:37 AM
I removed the reddit post and everything because as seriously as I was, it seemed obvious the speedrun reddit community didn't care.
#1109
FFA / Re: n/m
August 16, 2014, 12:12:56 AM
Those edits are funny as fuck.
#1110
General Chat / Re: VIDEO - Small Fundraiser for Elite Logo Design
August 15, 2014, 11:54:56 PM
Quote from: ImPerfect-Clark on August 15, 2014, 07:45:30 PM
I will share a couple to give people a taste of what quality we're getting for the $$

The slogan is a placeholder (though I'm tempted to run with it) I directed on colors & themes.  I wanted it GE-focused but flexible as our community tends to encompass multiple games.  I decided against trying to include PD because of stylistic dissonance (and about a 10:1 community lean toward GE).

(first one is especially pro imo)



The first one looks really good.
#1111
General Chat / Re: VIDEO - Small Fundraiser for Elite Logo Design
August 15, 2014, 11:42:54 PM
Why would we call ourselves the best speedrun community? Its an irrelevant comparison to other speedrun groups, whats the point. Its really arrogant and says nothing and the game. It would be like a soccer club labelling itself as 'the best sporting community in the world'. 1. why is this club the best sporting community in the world, and 2. you would have no idea it's just a soccer club from the slogan, as it's labelling itself as a 'sporting' club and not a 'soccer' club.

Make it like, 'the fastest goldeneye players on the planet' or 'the best goldeneye players on the planet' or even just simple 'goldeneye and perfect dark speedruning'.

Generally I don't see much competition between speedrunning communities. Like, as far as I'm aware, there is no other GE or PD speedrunning community. So to label it as the best is completely irrelevant. Given that there is no other community anyone would find via google search (or any search), just saying it's a goldeneye/pd speedrunning community is sufficient right?

One reason that this is particular important is that a lot of people from the speedrunning community agree that this site is very arrogant and thinks we are the best community already. So it's going to further ostracize us from the rest of the community (where a large chunk of players potentially come from).
#1112
FFA / Re: What Is Depression?
August 15, 2014, 11:15:56 PM
Quote from: Light on August 15, 2014, 05:04:12 PM
Quote from: dsx on August 13, 2014, 11:48:31 PM
/thread
I agree; K..'s post was quite informative, but I guess I kinda thought depression being caused by an imbalance in the brain was common knowledge? It's one of the first things you learn in psych101, idk.

Yes, anyone who has spent any amount of time studying psychology would see that as common knowledge.
#1113
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: GE in-game timer with GameShark
August 15, 2014, 11:13:14 PM
I didn't have a problem with the idea of having the timer on the screen... in principle.

Then I realised that levels like frigate, control, runway OOA etc would be a lot easier with the timer because you could leave at high decimals every time. So after that it seemed pretty obvious that it should not be allowed.

It's not the same as using music/slaps because these tools are already in the normal game.
#1114
FFA / Re: Sup everybody
August 14, 2014, 10:02:48 AM
Hey bro, welcome.

Good luck on your times. If you have any questions GE related there is a questions topic on the GE forum. Or usually there a people in one of the twitch chats on the top of the boards.
#1115
FFA / Re: Please upvote/share
August 14, 2014, 04:13:40 AM
.
#1116
FFA / Re: Please upvote/share
August 14, 2014, 02:00:13 AM
At the end of the day, I posted the link hoping people wouldn't mind helping me out. What I actually got were 2 stupid posts. So yeah, it's so frustrating.
#1117
FFA / Re: Please upvote/share
August 14, 2014, 01:28:18 AM
.
#1118
FFA / Re: Please upvote/share
August 14, 2014, 01:14:46 AM
My post isn't showing for some reason. Not sure why.
#1119
FFA / Re: Please upvote/share
August 14, 2014, 01:14:23 AM
Because I like speedrunning?

What the fuck is wrong with you, because I'm trying to start a business I can't do anything else. Get the fuck lost please with your dumb shit.
#1120
FFA / Re: Please upvote/share
August 14, 2014, 01:08:51 AM
Larkin you're pretty much just a fucking jerk lately.
#1121
FFA / Re: Please upvote/share
August 14, 2014, 12:56:43 AM
Yes it does when I want an upcoming accomplishment to be upvoted and shared.
#1122
FFA / n/m
August 14, 2014, 12:48:45 AM
.
#1123
General Chat / Re: I just pwned a scammer
August 13, 2014, 11:50:43 PM
Quote from: Ngamer on August 13, 2014, 07:00:37 PM
Atta boy Wonn, sounds like you really got 'em good this time!

If this is sarcasm it is legitimately funny.
#1124
FFA / Re: What Is Depression?
August 13, 2014, 11:45:36 PM
Have you got data to back that up?

Please actually look at statistics. The US is ranked around 40th as far as suicide rate goes, and there are a wide variety of countries with more suicides (european, asian, african, you name it).

I'm guessing David doesn't actually have hard data to back up his claims, but I'd suggest you look at the poverty and crime rates in those countries. If you think being poor is not depressing you're deluded. If you think poor people can afford psychiatrists (so their depression can be added to the statistics) you're equally as deluded.

If you think depression is a state of mind you are incorrect and uneducated on the topic. Cause aside, depression is a state where the brain is unable to release certain chemicals/hormones in the correct quantity, leading to emotional imbalances. The cause of which can be environmental, psychological or biological.

Once the brain has gotten to this point a change of attitude may not be enough. As a metaphor, imagine a car running without oil. We know that if we don't fill up a car's oil, eventually the oil will run dry and the engine will begin to wear out. Eventually the car will wear out so much that it won't function properly. At this point, simply refilling the oil will not fix the engine because it is now officially fucked. Same goes with the brain, enough stress over time will fuck it to where drastic measures are required to fix it (and that may not be possible).

Post traumatic stress is another example of where a brain can become fucked so much that there is no turning back and it won't even function properly again. At the end of the day our body is just a machine, and it can mess itself up.
#1125
FFA / Re: What Is Depression?
August 13, 2014, 10:31:39 PM
Quote from: d boost choke with sub 16 pbs pace on August 12, 2014, 04:52:24 PM
Okay so I shouldnt have said it that way, I meant to say "there are places where depression is extremely unusual" . Just trying to point out the obvious relation between lifestyle/culture/surroundings and mental well being.

Do you have any data for this?
#1126
GoldenEye 007 / Re: **FULL GAME RTA SPEEDRUNS** Personal and World Records Topic
August 12, 2014, 12:21:28 AM
Mousers run appears to be overclocked to the extreme.

Edit: Even mouser's inputs appear to go above and beyond what's possible on n64. Really dumb.
#1127
GoldenEye 007 / Re: **FULL GAME RTA SPEEDRUNS** Personal and World Records Topic
August 12, 2014, 12:14:20 AM
Yeah im losing a fuckload of time. My run was actually way faster (game time) than mousers buy real time his was quicker. Bu the end of dam he was 3 seconds ahead. Whatever.
#1128
GoldenEye 007 / Re: **FULL GAME RTA SPEEDRUNS** Personal and World Records Topic
August 11, 2014, 02:30:00 PM
New any% emulator WR 21:47.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLORgBxPe5c
#1129
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
August 07, 2014, 12:54:29 PM
#1130
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Achievement Rankings
August 06, 2014, 12:54:31 AM
I have 60/60 proven on my GE page so I think I get the undoubted achievement?
#1131
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Look down
August 06, 2014, 12:33:14 AM
The opinion I had 12 years ago still stands.

Look down should be banned  :kappa:
#1132
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
August 05, 2014, 09:41:19 PM
Quote from: Jimbo on August 05, 2014, 11:13:43 AM
This topis has turned into pure cancer and will be locked soon enough if this keeps up. Tone it down.

QUICK EVERYONE, TONE IT UP!
#1133
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Site Suggestions [Elite improvements for 2014 - post your ideas!]
August 05, 2014, 05:44:11 AM
Can we please update the single segment rankings to show as 'Any%' instead of 'Agent'. This is in line with every other speedrunning community.
#1134
GoldenEye 007 / Re: July 2014 Proof Call
August 05, 2014, 05:14:45 AM
owned.

BTW, I'm 60/60 on my times page now.
#1135
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
August 04, 2014, 09:36:57 PM
I don't think that glass strat is good for 00a because it poses the same problem that I had with SA using that agent strat. The guards under the rocket in front of the consoles are still there. So if you destroy the consoles and pause you'll get owned by the guards. In my SA vid I used the suicide into console agent strat, but then I needed BA afterwards.

I'm not sure how hard that would be to surive on OOa because it would mean taking a guarunteed 2 extra hits.
#1136
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Site Suggestions [Elite improvements for 2014 - post your ideas!]
August 04, 2014, 12:14:32 PM
Quote from: Captain Planet on July 25, 2014, 12:05:17 AM
Can we please update the single segment rankings to show as 'Any%' instead of 'Agent'. This is in line with every other speedrunning community.
#1137
FFA / Re: ***The great MARCUS STRYKER profiler poll***
August 04, 2014, 12:13:29 PM
this is fucking funny
#1138
FFA / Re: *** WHO IS THE MOST DEGENERATE RUNNER IN GE HISTORY ***
August 04, 2014, 11:55:25 AM
Don't get caught up in people's judgements. I got past that myself a while ago.

Like, dumb people say things to me like 'you're pale' etc in the past I used to care but nowadays I don't give a fuck, cause what actually matters is results. People think I'm ugly? Don't care, I can bang women whenever I want. Why does it matter if people think I'm ugly if I can get laid?

Goose, don't care about what people say, care about results. From what I see, the results you get are pretty good. Don't look for people's opinions, look for actual tangible results and care about those :)

I personally don't care that much for opinions anymore, cause I get a lot of actual results that are good. There are a lot of people in the world so even if 99% of people don't like you, 1% is a hell of a lot.
#1139
FFA / Re: *** MOST DEGENERATE UWR IN GE HISTORY? ***
August 04, 2014, 08:17:21 AM
This forum will be on the news, just like PUAhate.com was on the news when Elliot Rodger went and killed 6 college students.
#1140
FFA / Re: *** WHO IS THE MOST DEGENERATE RUNNER IN GE HISTORY ***
August 03, 2014, 01:07:36 PM
lol Jim that's pretty funny actually :)
#1141
FFA / Re: *** MOST DEGENERATE UWR IN GE HISTORY? ***
August 03, 2014, 01:06:22 PM
Marc, I know that you are jealous because I have a great girlfriend, a good paying job and a healthy social life, but please do not resort to flat out abuse on these forums. Save that for the truthcontest.com forums.
#1142
FFA / Re: *** MOST DEGENERATE UWR IN GE HISTORY? ***
August 03, 2014, 12:16:53 PM
Quote from: Marcus Stryker on August 03, 2014, 09:42:15 AM
I was the first in the elite to have evolved into a Super Degen II in the 116/155 period...

Fixed.
#1143
FFA / Re: *** MOST DEGENERATE UWR IN GE HISTORY? ***
August 03, 2014, 11:36:55 AM
I checked the evidence myself and it's pretty obvious marc is talking complete bullshit when he says his times took not many hours. The truth is there, anyone can go do the research. I did the research myself. Marc is a massive degen. The evidence is right there.

Please stop spreading lies Marc, I went and checked the evidence (it was right there for me to see).
#1144
General Chat / Re: European Speedster Assembly
August 01, 2014, 11:14:26 PM
Run was awesome, so many close calls.

Eise's commentary was really great, good job with that man.
#1145
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
August 01, 2014, 04:35:06 AM
Quote from: Jimbo on August 01, 2014, 03:45:06 AM
Trent is legit, I verified everything. Vids exist.

No one cares.
#1146
General Chat / Re: Elite Streaming on twitch.tv - Tutorials and Stream Links Inside!
August 01, 2014, 12:54:22 AM
Can you please add my alt twitch account to the banner...

http://www.twitch.tv/K..J..alt

this is just for elite people only, it's my grinding twitch account.
#1147
Other Games / Re: Ntsc super mario 64 = purchased
July 31, 2014, 05:54:56 AM
So I bought the wrong version of the jap cart apparently :( Bought another one, should be the good one now.

I also bought a gameshark to help with the grinding, that'll be coming in a couple of weeks.
#1148
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
July 27, 2014, 01:23:35 AM
Yep you were like 1:03.0/1. Try to not waste so much time when shooting the locks  :kappa:
#1149
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
July 27, 2014, 01:20:27 AM
da fuq bond
#1150
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Site Suggestions [Elite improvements for 2014 - post your ideas!]
July 25, 2014, 12:05:17 AM
Can we please update the single segment rankings to show as 'Any%' instead of 'Agent'. This is in line with every other speedrunning community.
#1151
Other Games / Ntsc super mario 64 = purchased
July 24, 2014, 01:08:00 AM
I finally got around to purchasing an ntsc mario 64. Will be arriving next week. As soon as i get the cart i will begin learning the 16 star run.

Im very serious about becoming good at this :)
#1152
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
July 24, 2014, 12:17:33 AM
4:09 is extremely good. I'm not feeling very comfortable with Jimmy so close to me and Goose. I will definitely be looking to improve my week times in the very near future.
#1153
FFA / Re: The 1 Word Every Day Thread
July 23, 2014, 07:41:30 AM
is lame
#1154
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
July 22, 2014, 06:33:19 AM
I had played this level for a couple of mins previously and though the locks would be too hard for me to do. But had a go yesterday and felt pretty good on the locks so legit went for the time.

Took 4 hours total. Had 2 previous runs that were also 15 locks but missed one lock by one bullet both times (would have been 100% 1:02).

I'm very happy with this! :)

P.s Also had 3 consecutive 1:03's at one point so I was feeling really good with the locks.
#1155
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
July 22, 2014, 06:03:42 AM
s1 Ag 102
#1156
FFA / Re: ATTN MIRRORMAGE1
July 17, 2014, 12:16:59 PM
You've never liked Stevens, this is obviously a personal vandetta. Like I said, he did proof most of his times back before the times pages had direct links. Axel/wouter should have them. You want to remove Clemens' Egypt SA too?
#1157
FFA / Re: ATTN MIRRORMAGE1
July 17, 2014, 09:46:53 AM
Glen Stevens has plenty of proof it's just not on youtube (apparently). He has a lot more vids that aren't currently linked to his page. Axel or wouter should have them.

Basically, go fuck yourself.
#1158
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Obscure Happenings here
July 16, 2014, 01:45:42 AM
wow lol
#1159
General Chat / Re: Goldeneye/Elite Montage Project for AGDQ 2015
July 16, 2014, 12:01:08 AM
Reaction vids would be good to include. Also would you include any multi stuff like when i pwned clemens in facility and there was a big crowd roar?
#1160
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Lockwood's Reaction Video for Streets 1:12
July 15, 2014, 11:41:51 PM
Man this is amazing lol, legit amazing...

I think the best bit is the end...

I've never seen.... A one thirteen...

The rhyme is real.
#1161
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
July 15, 2014, 11:36:20 PM
I actually agree with Goose. Asking someone to act happy when you beat their WR is pretty silly. Like, if I went and got streets 1:54 before Goose there is NO WAY I would expect him to be gracious and nice about it. Like, come on bro.

Congrats though :)
#1162
GoldenEye 007 / Re: What is the least relevant Goldeneye level?
July 14, 2014, 11:57:11 AM
This poll is not relevant.
#1163
FFA / Re: Elite Streams Official Ranking (Summer 2014)
July 14, 2014, 09:30:32 AM
Bump #GreenScreen
#1164
GoldenEye 007 / Re: **PLAYERS POLL**
July 12, 2014, 10:19:52 PM
Section 1

What is the most enjoyable GE level to play?
Cradle. Relaxing level, don't have to do much, can multitask and watch other shit easily.

What is the least enjoyable GE level to play?

Train. Hate getting boosted around and I suck at the locks.

If you could remove one level from the rankings, which would it be?

Duel. The poo I did this morning is more rel than this level.

Which of your records are you most proud of having achieved?
Bunker 23. Tier 1 baby :kappa:


Section 2

Whose stream do you most enjoy watching?
Goose when he isn't playing some irrel game like mario golf.

What is your "Dream Stream?" ( answer in the form of [PLAYER] playing [LEVEL] for [RECORD.] )

Ace (with webcam) going for cradle OOA 35/Runway 35.

What is your favorite non-elite game to watch on Twitch?

Starcraft 2
Who is your favorite non-elite streamer to watch on Twitch?
MaximusBlack

Section 3

Answering with YES or NO; do you think the following proofless times should REMAIN on the-elite rankings?

Dan Berube's Dam Agent 53 - NO

Adam Matis' Archives Agent 16 - NO

ExpertGamer64's WAR! PA 54 - NO

Section 4

Which eliters have you not met, but would most like to meet?
I have met a lot. I would like to meet Eise, Illu, Goose.
You are getting married tomorrow and need to choose 1 best man and 4 groomsmen.  They all must be eliters.  Who do you choose?
Best man: Greg Whatmore
Other irrels: Glen Stevens, Jim Barrett, Lockwood, Clemens

It's the year 2025.  Professional gaming has surpassed professional sports in terms of global scale, prestige and revenue.  Which eliter do you choose to have train your sons to become the best gamer they possibly can be?

I will teach him  :kappa: But if I was dead I would put it in my will for Ace to teach him.
Your girlfriend wants to have a MMF threesome.  The other dude must be an eliter.  Who do you pick?
Glen Stevens. I have actually asked him to do MMF with me previously but then I got a GF so never could do it. The future in unknown though.

Which eliters do you consider "as good friends" as many of your real life best friends?

I live with and am best mates with Greg Whatmore and Glen Stevens, so they are actually my real life friends and part of the elite LOLZ.
#1165
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Fluke Szklarz's Frigate Agent Pilgrimage
July 11, 2014, 06:42:11 AM
I averaged 1 23 speed hostages completion every 3 hours (2 in the 6 hours I played).
#1166
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
July 11, 2014, 06:18:05 AM
Soz Luke lolz!  :kappa:
#1167
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
July 11, 2014, 06:01:04 AM
Frigate Ag 23
#1168
FFA / Re: ***RANKINGS - OVERALL RELEVANCE***
July 10, 2014, 09:51:35 PM
How is Mirrel tier 1? He has like 3 times on his page and doesn't even stream anymore. What a n00b.
#1169
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
July 10, 2014, 09:45:54 PM
Someone delete the vid and ban this loser.
#1170
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Fluke Szklarz's Frigate Agent Pilgrimage
July 10, 2014, 10:33:58 AM
Hostage fail: many
Bug fail: 1
#1171
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
July 10, 2014, 01:14:03 AM
3 clip 1:32? That's insane.
#1172
General Chat / Re: ***World Cup 2014 Prediction Topic***
July 09, 2014, 12:33:31 AM
Hi Goose. I like your constant WWII references.
#1173
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
July 09, 2014, 12:18:46 AM
Congrats Wody.

I think it's time for us all to crack out the PAL.
#1174
General Chat / Re: ***World Cup 2014 Prediction Topic***
July 08, 2014, 11:58:48 PM
Look at all the stupid Brazil fans crying. I feel truly sorry for people whos happiness depends on a team they have no direct involvement with winning a game of soccer.
#1175
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***What Will Ryan Lockwood Be Ranked By The Start Of AGDQ 2015?***
July 08, 2014, 01:07:24 AM
15th
#1176
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
July 07, 2014, 10:47:17 AM
Yeah man I'm so glad I came back to it. Feel like a big chapter is closed :)
#1177
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
July 07, 2014, 10:25:05 AM
So fucking happy!
#1178
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
July 07, 2014, 10:18:04 AM
Bunker 2 Ag 23  :kappa:
#1179
FFA / Re: Scott is mad at me because I posted this exactly on the kart forum. Maybe Matt, Lockwood & othe
July 06, 2014, 10:56:21 AM
Coach K.. strikes again.
#1180
FFA / Re: Scott is mad at me because I posted this exactly on the kart forum. Maybe Matt, Lockwood & othe
July 06, 2014, 10:55:37 AM
+5 points for the David D "attraction is not a choice" reference.
+10 points for the use of Mystery Method (attraction, comfort, seduction) phases.

Funny how Goose behaved the EXACT same way when he was talking to me about girls. It must have been before this post cause he incorporated a lot of advice that I feel I exposed him to. But back in the day, I would give Ryan advice on girls and he would disagree and get upset.

But seriously, after a lot of hard work, reflection and learning Ryan has turned out pretty good.
#1181
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Fluke Szklarz's Frigate Agent Pilgrimage
July 06, 2014, 10:43:30 AM
Holy shit I need to play this level lol. I'll give it a good grind tomoz.
#1182
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Fluke Szklarz's Frigate Agent Pilgrimage
July 06, 2014, 08:05:26 AM
Did Boss seriously get it that quick?
#1183
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
July 05, 2014, 10:52:24 PM
Luke Szlowz
#1184
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
July 05, 2014, 10:11:37 PM
Fluke Szklarz
#1185
General Chat / Re: SGDQ 2014 Discussion
July 03, 2014, 11:25:11 PM
Alex please read: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slippery_slope

Apparently finding ways to make the event more entertaining and raising more money is a bad thing. Fine you win.
#1186
General Chat / Re: SGDQ 2014 Discussion
July 03, 2014, 10:57:19 PM
Quote from: 夜神月 on July 03, 2014, 10:20:46 PM
Quote from: Infected Mind on July 03, 2014, 08:11:39 PM
lol @ wheat complaining about free entertainment. In-fact this whole topic is literal cancer.

I don't give 2 fucks about modern games and only watched the NES/SNES stuff live in the room. and Kubelwagon who ran gta2 is a fucking awesome dude and Id rather watch that then a new gta

Wheat is absolutely right. Alex, I respect your commitment to retro games a lot  but the primary goal of an event like SGDQ should be to maximise donations through mostly running games that the majority of viewers can relate to. To be quite honest, the list for SDGQ this year was pretty underwhelming overall. A bunch of people from the elite commented to each other pretty much instantly on how irrel a lot of the games were (Pizza Pop, anyone?). Being the casual I am, this led to me writing off watching a lot of SGDQ pretty much instantly. No doubt the amount of donations dived as a result, too (or certainly were not as good as they could've been). I know there's a difficult balance to strike in choosing the games for something like this but I feel that they went too obscure with the choices.

Durk is absolutely right. Jim, I respect your commitment to calling everyone in the elite snobs, but the primary goal of an event like SGDQ is to maximise donations through entertaining the largest amount of viewers. Given that the goal is to increase total donations, any feedback that may help achieve that goal is a good thing. Given that you think people should not provide feedback, I can only assume that you do not wish the event to increase their total donations. This really saddens me bro, kind of makes you look like a snob.
#1187
General Chat / Re: SGDQ 2014 Discussion
July 03, 2014, 09:47:17 PM
Welcome to the elite where a handful of eliters love to call everyone else in the elite snobs and other derogatory comments, while the rest of us just try to have a good time.
#1188
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
July 03, 2014, 09:34:43 AM
Congrats :)

Coach K.. strikes again.
#1189
FFA / Re: Scott is mad at me because I posted this exactly on the kart forum. Maybe Matt, Lockwood & othe
July 03, 2014, 03:04:58 AM
 Wtf... Cereal?
#1190
General Chat / Re: Elite Aesthetics Invitational
July 02, 2014, 03:39:33 AM
#1191
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
July 01, 2014, 12:05:35 AM
Private vid, can't watch.
#1192
GoldenEye 007 / Re: GoldenEye 007 Tournament with $150 Pot Bonus for 1st Place
June 30, 2014, 11:11:47 PM
Please don't listen to Jim, he's the biggest troll on these boards.

I AM going, and I look forward to spending Eddie's money ;) Can't wait, should be great!
#1193
GoldenEye 007 / Re: GoldenEye 007 Tournament with $150 Pot Bonus for 1st Place
June 30, 2014, 03:29:32 AM
#1194
General Chat / Re: Elite Aesthetics Invitational
June 29, 2014, 09:54:51 PM
Quote from: Larkin on June 29, 2014, 12:00:42 PM
It is impossible for your lower back and head to be completely level when you raise your body to its highest point. Watch any video of fitness gurus doing pushups on Youtube and you'll see realize this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh00_rniF8E
If you pause the video during my lowest point of descension (my chest is almost touching the ground) you will see that my whole body is completely level.

I positioned my arms shoulder-width apart, so I did achieve a full range of motion.

Larkin: I did not say your back and head should be level, I implied it should not be an inverted V. Please see this picture of your pushup while you are at your lowest point...



1. Your knees are buckled and sagging.
2. You have very poor posture and your head pokes out forward very far relative to your upper back. It's impossible to correct the posture fully but you need to compensate when doing a pushup by pulling your head back and angling it slightly back. This way you're forehead will not stop your range of motion.
3. Look at your reflection in the mirror, you will see that because of your bad posture your chest is actually no where near the ground. Unless your pecs poke out 12 inches your chest is far from touching.
4. Your elbows are coming out sideways and not naturally downward. This destroys the posture in your upper back even further because it's not our natural range of motion. Observe the form in the vid you provided...



Elbows coming down not out. He corrects bad posture in his upper back by tilting his head backwards and pulling it up. You can see that because of this compensation his CHIN is closer to the ground than his forehead, this is a sign of correct form.

You can see that in your pushup the form is so bad that you are not even able to get your arms at a 90 degree angle. Your shoulders remain above your elbows at all times.

I provide this feedback on the chance that you're interested in doing correct form on your pushups. If you're not interested don't take it personally. This feedback applies to most other vids I saw as well.
#1195
General Chat / Re: Elite Aesthetics Invitational
June 29, 2014, 07:55:07 AM
Quote from: Larkin on June 26, 2014, 04:31:50 PM
Push-ups: 64

Add me to the rankings, MirrorMage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm7b2e5jkWQ

If you trace your lower back up to your upper back and down to the top of you head you will see an inverted V. This is very poor form and your range of motion is small because of this. I.e 'cheat pushups'.

In saying that i will get around to posting a vid soon. Given that the majority of vids ive seem here have absolutely horrendous form i wont be able to match numbers though.
#1196
General Chat / Re: SGDQ 2014 Discussion
June 29, 2014, 04:36:03 AM
The problem is that 98% of people have no idea about what a good run looks like. So they just assume that what's being done is good.

If you display the WR it educates them on the WR so that if you don't get close to the WR people assume it's not good. You don't want that.
#1197
General Chat / Re: SGDQ 2014 Discussion
June 26, 2014, 06:43:53 AM
There were a some grills and I said I was turned on by the grills.

That chat is a barren wasteland where fun is known only in stories and legends.
#1198
General Chat / Re: SGDQ 2014 Discussion
June 26, 2014, 06:26:30 AM
I got permanently banned from the chat, so SGDQ can go fuck itself. Was gonna donate so much money too.
#1199
General Chat / Re: Alex's SGDQ GoldenEye run prediction thread
June 26, 2014, 06:25:49 AM
48:01/1:15:69
#1200
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new Combat Simulator PRs here!
June 25, 2014, 12:55:52 AM
I will do the 30 challenge challenge. I was very good at challenges back in the day.
#1201
GoldenEye 007 / Re: GoldenEye 007 Tournament with $150 Pot Bonus for 1st Place
June 23, 2014, 09:17:07 PM
Going.
#1202
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***ADJUSTED RELEVANT RANKINGS***
June 22, 2014, 11:44:39 PM
Quote from: MirrorMage on June 22, 2014, 11:41:44 PM
We are aware that amazing PRs like Dam 1:56 are worth 0 points on these rankings but times like Dam 0:53 are. We even discussed this matter while producing the rankings but we decided that the WR leaders page works in the same way. You get one WR, you get an extra point. Every WR is worth 1 point. So we decided to just keep it the same way.

LOL bro is this an anti-troll? Because this is gold, seriously gold.
#1203
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Regarding negetivity on the boards
June 22, 2014, 11:42:44 PM
Dark Slayer gets it.
#1204
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Regarding negetivity on the boards
June 22, 2014, 12:01:27 PM
Look out everyone, the grammar Nazi is in town.
#1205
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Regarding negetivity on the boards
June 22, 2014, 11:49:45 AM
P.s Goose has 12k followers and gets 500 streamers when he plays GE. This board has like 30 members that post or something. If you think this board has the majority of impact for the overall community you're naive. Twitch has way more weight here, and I've never really seen the twitch environment been anything but positive. If we act dumb on the boards I would postulate that it would have little overall affect moving forward.
#1206
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Regarding negetivity on the boards
June 22, 2014, 11:45:45 AM
Creating a topic attempting to explain things isn't saying 'screw you all'. Quite the opposite actually. Given that the point of this topic completely bypassed you it seems as though you do lack a certain degree of social awareness.

Seriously, I never said or implied everyone should act this way. The point of this topic is to attempt to have you guys stop taking everything so personally and getting butthurt over every comment.

You even get butthurt in this topic, of which the sole purpose was to try and tell you to not be so butthurt. The only way you would ever be happy is if no one said anything condescending again. Which isn't going to happen because there are quite a few guys here that like to shoot the shit, pay each other out and be raw. Which, as I explained already is mostly just an outlet to have fun and practice our debating skills.
#1207
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Regarding negetivity on the boards
June 22, 2014, 10:58:49 AM
Shadow...

1. When did I say anything should be the norm?
2. When did I say everyone should like it?
3. When did I say 'screw all y'all?

What are you talking about? Seriously, answer those above questions. Please do so. I literally made this topic so help explain to people like you why some people may talk the way they do, and you completely ignore it and it goes right over your head. There is no hope here. You are just saying things that are complete nonsense at this point because I, at no point, said anything remotely similar to what you just said.

I'm not going to spoon feed every single point 10 times before you can understand.
#1208
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Regarding negetivity on the boards
June 22, 2014, 09:38:10 AM
Eise, I find your sarcastic remarks extremely CONDESCENDING.
#1209
FFA / Re: The topic for strengths of 1 second off the WR times
June 22, 2014, 09:32:18 AM
Quote from: ManceGaydar on June 22, 2014, 08:00:43 AM
You're right... I knew I should have ranked Cradle a bit differently.

That's funny :)
#1210
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Regarding negetivity on the boards
June 22, 2014, 09:30:29 AM
Quote from: Hypnotoad on June 22, 2014, 09:24:08 AM
maybe I come across as a dick but I don't really care.

Antibeiber, this should address your concern about my berating of a stranger. I could see this clearly immediately.
#1211
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Regarding negetivity on the boards
June 22, 2014, 09:14:30 AM
One of those things fine, when you add them all up and in your first handful of posts then you're just a dick.

If you don't understand why then you lack a basic understanding of how relationships are built. You can't go up to a group of people and start being a smart ass and expect them to like you. I don't know anything about you, except the fact that you act like a dick. So, if all evidence suggests you're a dick, you're probably a dick.

Again you're not seeing the point of this topic where the people who tend to be smart asses a lot are people who are extremely active in the community and have achieved a lot. They have proven they are not complete dicks through other means (meet ups, twitch etc) so don't take the board persona at face value.

You on the other hand have nothing but your board persona, so I'll take that at face value. That's why I suggest you show up a little bit friendlier next time if you want to make a better impression.

This topic is in response to a specific concern, do you even understand which concern that is? I ddn't make this topic just for general knowledge, I'm addressing something specific. If you're taking it generally then you got the wrong idea.

I'm not even saying that all negetive attitudes are ok. I'm addressing specific recent comments towards a few of the more senior guys and their communication style on the boards. Man if you actually talk to Ace you'll see he's the sweetest little angel.
#1212
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Regarding negetivity on the boards
June 22, 2014, 08:54:04 AM
Hypno, 75% of your first and only 4 comments contained; calling one of the highest ranks and popular eliter here a troll and why we don't ban him, sarcastic comments in topics you have no idea about, suggesting we change our behaviour, suggesting we use different chat platforms, asking us to answer a mountain of questions...

And you don't see how your entrance was rude and obnoxious? I don't know how that's possible.
#1213
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
June 22, 2014, 08:42:57 AM
For a player like Boss who is using the running strat, 1:06 is terrible. He knows it, the good players know it. Just the facts.

If a pro golfer had a terrible round he wouldn't be like "I'm so happy though cause my round beats most people". Hell no, he'll be upset because he didn't play his best.
#1214
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Regarding negetivity on the boards
June 22, 2014, 08:39:44 AM
DD: I personally wasn't really involved in anything you're talking about there, but it is my observation that you take things too seriously. No one here really cares if your english is bad. No one really cares if you are a n00b. If you can't have a joke about that kind of stuff you're going to have a hard time. Not just in this community, but in any community. I do believe you take the comments you mentioned too seriously. You take them way more seriously then they are supposed to be.

The PD community is all but dead and not many people are interested in the game at the moment. Probably why no one cares to answer the questions. I used to be good at the game but atm I actually never check the board at all.

I've never personally seen people actually be rude to you. If you think calling you a n00b is rude, then you need to leave the internet. That's just how people talk. I mean this in the best way, it's not personal and it's not meant to hurt your feelings, it's just meant to be funny.

As I mentioned, this topic is so tell the people who were taking things to personally to stop doing that. We've been busting each others balls for YEARS and YEARS. Like the WR strength topic, getting upset because someone said a time was irrel? I mean seriously get over it. It's one guys opinion and that really shouldn't determine if you speedrun or not. When I am going for a time it's because I want to get it and I wouldn't let other people bring me down if it's what I wanted to do. Maybe my attitude isn't the most nurturing, but you're not 8 years old and it shouldn't be our responsibility to hold your hand.

#1215
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Regarding negetivity on the boards
June 22, 2014, 08:16:47 AM
Who was berating a stranger? The only stranger here that was addressed was hypnotiad but he his first post  was 'why wasnt your proof policy better', 'stop changing your names', 'why do you tolerate goose'. One of the rudest first posts ever and then he continued his verbal diarrhea into this topic. So thats why i have no hesitation telling him to change his attitude or leave.

P,s sorry about spelling/grammar on iphone.
#1216
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Regarding negetivity on the boards
June 22, 2014, 08:13:17 AM
That is why i made this topic. What you fail to realise is that most of us have been friends for years. Then we have new people coming here and taking the shit we say personally. They are coming late to a party and then asking as to act differently. So this topic is addressing that fact.
#1217
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Regarding negetivity on the boards
June 22, 2014, 07:23:38 AM
I literally explained why, that was the point. Sorry you cant understand.
#1218
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
June 22, 2014, 06:05:53 AM
22 looked really good. Liked the full look up strat. Wanted to do that myself but never had the guts :)
#1219
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Regarding negetivity on the boards
June 22, 2014, 05:59:17 AM
Ok now youre the noob with the worst comprehensions skills as well. This post is clearly stating that the senior members here may appear condescending but we are just fucking around mostly.

If you are a random irrel with no achievements here with a post count of 4 and you are being a dick, then youre probably just a dick. If you are going to continue that attitude please leave.
#1220
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Regarding negetivity on the boards
June 22, 2014, 05:17:54 AM
Hypno you are far from neutral. You're up there with one of the most opinionated and patronizing newbs we've seen.
#1221
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
June 22, 2014, 04:41:25 AM
I feel insanely condescended right now.
#1222
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Regarding negetivity on the boards
June 22, 2014, 01:08:08 AM
Please delete yourself from this community. You literally provide NO value AT ALL. Seriously, what do you do here except for be a complete jackass at every moment. I can think of absolutely nothing you do here at all besides be a huge dick.

Let me make it very clear for everyone else. I do not like Come, if I had my choice I would never, ever speak to him. But he continues to make comments at me. What the fuck am I supposed to do. Fine I'll ignore him and move on.

Edit: I tried and searched but I do not know how to ignore him. Any help would be appreciated. Either that or Come could just stop talking to me?

Edit 2: N/m, I found how to ignore him, issue resolved.
#1223
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Regarding negetivity on the boards
June 22, 2014, 12:49:00 AM
Quote from: Shadow on June 22, 2014, 12:41:26 AM
Quote from: 2 condescending 4 u on June 22, 2014, 12:21:05 AM
For the record, Come is not my friend and I don't communicate with him in any way. So all of the stupid comments he makes are actually him being a full retard.

Ah, so any comments you make to him are not expressive outlet/joking/ribbing?

I can't remember remember making a comment at come for the past 6 months. It appears to be him just being a dick to me. I am not his friend and don't talk to him at all.
#1224
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Regarding negetivity on the boards
June 22, 2014, 12:21:05 AM
For the record, Come is not my friend and I don't communicate with him in any way. So all of the stupid comments he makes are actually him being a full retard.
#1225
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Return of The ELITE PODCAST!
June 21, 2014, 10:15:00 PM
Quote from: stranded in indo on June 21, 2014, 10:11:28 PM
I agree with K.. and third i guess. I like twitch chat on the video though, nice to see peoples reactions. I guess my main issue is just that it feels like a recap of things everyone already knows. Maybe we need a new format or something to make it interesting. Over and hour talking about pb history seems like beating a dead horse.

Cause you didn't PR.
:kappa: 8====D--3 :nesquik:
#1226
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Return of The ELITE PODCAST!
June 21, 2014, 10:08:10 PM
I don't think the podcast necessary has to be for new people, it doesn't have to be serious and it doesn't even have to serve any purpose. If Jim wants to try and make it better thats cool, but honestly I really enjoyed it simply for what it is.

The sound of Jim's sweet voice is enough for me.
#1227
GoldenEye 007 / Regarding negetivity on the boards
June 21, 2014, 09:53:42 PM
I would like to address this, because now it's getting to a point where the people who are complaining about condescending posts are actually becoming worse than the original issue. A select few of 'newcomers' or 'lesser players' (for lack of better words) are expressing disatisfaction in about 50% of their posts now, so it's getting pretty rediculous.

Let me clear this up and explain to you...

I have been in this community for 15 years. I have met many of the guys from the elite. Almost all of the notable australians, americans and 1 european. I would say that over this period I have developed pretty strong relationships with a lot of the people that have come through here. I believe that if there is someone here who can give a pretty good big picture of the community it would be me.

If you actually believe that this community is negetive then you are out of touch with MOST of the interactions between this group. If you're impressions are coming from how we talk on the boards then you definitely are out of touch. Please go watch ANY previous podcast. Go to ANY elite meet up. Join any voice chats. You will see that in actuallity, when it comes down to it, we are extremely positive and nurturing with each other.

You have to understand that a lot of us senior guys are a pretty close knit groups of friends. I'm going to postulate that those who constantly complain about the negetivity of the boards and cannot handle trolling/joking/ribbing are people who generally lack a lot of genuine, real life friends (thus they rely on online msg boards for their social interactions). I sincerely wonder what kinds of friendships you have in real life (if you do have them), because my friendships are full of insults, expletives and joking.

These boards AREN'T an indication of real life, and seriously if it were I would leave in a second. These boards are a creative, artistic outlet for most guys here. Like I've said, I've meet about 30 eliters in my time and most would definitely say I'm nice in real life, but a cock on the boards. Why? Because it is enjoyable for me to express myself in different ways when I get the chance. I'm sure the other senior guys who appear to be condescending would also be VERY nice in real life, but also enjoy having an avenue to not be nice and express themselves differently.

But underneath all of the act and colourful characters you may be exposed to on the boards there is a very REAL close group of friends who are supportive of each other and have a good time. Given that most of us communicate on twitch chat, mumble, facebook, real life, please do not expect us to give each other handjobs on the boards AS WELL. Because if I am to be honest that would be a fucking boring friendship for me. My friends involve support, love, joking, insulting and belittleing. Each ingredient necessary to make a good relationship.

In conclusion, take the things you read here VERY lightly, and if you want to have a good chat with someone get in twitch or join on mumble. You may be out of touch and looking at things from a skewed perspective. The boards are an expressive outlet for most guys here so don't take it seriously. If you DO need these boards to be a source of nourishing friendship for you... then may God help you.
#1228
FFA / Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life -
June 21, 2014, 09:47:28 AM
ffa plz
#1229
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** Strength of WRs 2014 Topic ***
June 21, 2014, 09:12:56 AM
There is no evidence to suggest that Ace's post is detrimental to speedrunning.

Why is it so hard not to take every post so personally? We aren't running a daycare here, and if you really are getting so upset because the worlds best finds a non-wr time irrel then this is the least of your concerns.

You're suggesting that the best should cater to the lesser players, but if you actually cared about the community you would cater to the best, because these players set the bar and inspire others.
#1230
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Streets Val Strafe
June 21, 2014, 08:58:19 AM
I was planning on going for 1:54 before even without val strafe. I am getting the itch again to play some GE but only on really relaxing levels like s1 and streets. So I'll have a play soon :)
#1231
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
June 21, 2014, 02:58:30 AM
Obviously you wont be good at something if you havent practiced it. But you have understand how the process of learning works if you want to be good at anything.
#1232
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
June 21, 2014, 02:10:09 AM
Every single one of your turns was WAY too slow. Your turns have to be TIGHT. Like, are doing turns like this ( when it should be like this <. So yeah, you're losing a second at least because of your slow turns.

Also take mirror's other advice.

edit: I should probs mention that for all of your turns you should be using FULL left/right on the stick. Like max the turning speed as much as possible, don't just do it casually like you appear to be doing.
#1233
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Return of The ELITE PODCAST!
June 21, 2014, 01:39:20 AM
Really enjoyed the podcast.

Thanks heaps for all the kind words :)
#1234
General Chat / Re: The Official Virginia 2014 Topic!
June 20, 2014, 11:51:39 PM
Hey guys I need a lift, so if anyone is flying from Bris to DC on the 27th then let me know and I'll come with  :kappa:
#1235
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** Strength of WRs 2014 Topic ***
June 20, 2014, 11:39:26 PM
I never said you did.
:kappa: :nesquik: :kappa: 8====D --3 :kappa:
#1236
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
June 20, 2014, 11:22:47 PM
Silo is one of the levels that make me get really upset.
#1237
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
June 20, 2014, 11:22:10 PM
Congrats. 1:00 is super good.
#1238
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** Strength of WRs 2014 Topic ***
June 20, 2014, 11:19:43 PM
Yes and I'm free to give my opinion of your opinion :)
#1239
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** Strength of WRs 2014 Topic ***
June 20, 2014, 11:10:26 PM
Trouble, are you suggesting that the top players should change the way they talk just because there are people out there not as good as them? There are good and shit players at every game/sport/whatever.

For a good player, the easy records are exactly that, easy. They shouldn't need to think very carely about the words they use to describe things just because they are people out there that find it difficult.

By your reasoning, we shouldnt' say it's easy to walk, because there are people out there that can't walk. And we should say it's easy to see, because there are people out there that are blind.

P.S This is a WORLD RECORD topic. So yes, 1:02 is irrel. As if every other non WR time.
#1240
GoldenEye 007 / Re: **** ATTN MARCUS STRYKER AND DAVID CLEMENS ****
June 20, 2014, 12:10:42 AM
Quote from: stranded in indo on June 20, 2014, 12:09:00 AM
Eh, i disagree with the truth contest but lets just let marc decide for himself what he feels is right and makes him happy. Its not like he was much different than he is now, before he found the truth contest. His entire life has led him to what he is now, and none of us can change who he is.

Maybe we can. If it is was true that no one could change Marc then he wouldnt have been influenced by the truth contest. He's obviously extremely gullible and malleable.
#1241
FFA / Re: Elite Streams Official Ranking (Summer 2014)
June 20, 2014, 12:08:52 AM
Quote from: Larkin on June 16, 2014, 02:03:21 PM
There is no way that K..'s stream is above Eise's and Illu's.

K..'s stream is 0/10.

:(
#1242
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
June 19, 2014, 11:11:52 PM
Facility SA is a (relatively) fun level because you don't die, you don't get boosted around, it's overall less RNG that most levels. Ace can get 52 very easily cause doak odds are 1/7 x trev odds approx 1/3 (if done right) so 1/21 have a shot and if you're good then you get a few good runs per hour so lets say one good run per 15 mins x 21 = 300 mins = 5 hours so you should get an actual optimal run (wr or at least 53 pace) every session pretty much which is real good. also these figures are really generous, if you're ace you get a good run every 5-10 mins. so like a WR run every 2 hours or so.
#1243
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
June 19, 2014, 03:13:44 PM
Eise you n00b you choked the easiest part of the level.
#1244
GoldenEye 007 / Re: **** ATTN MARCUS STRYKER AND DAVID CLEMENS ****
June 19, 2014, 06:41:57 AM
The fact that Marc changed his name once again proves that he doesn't even listen to his own preachings. A name is just a label, it has no content. The fact that Marc put energy into changing his name shows that he puts value in the label. If he puts value on the label then he put value in something that is not the truth.

Yeah he dumb.
#1245
GoldenEye 007 / Re: **** ATTN MARCUS STRYKER AND DAVID CLEMENS ****
June 19, 2014, 05:09:10 AM
Quote from: Kochson on June 19, 2014, 02:45:55 AM
Marcus Skryker :nesquik:

seriously Marc, why the name change?

Because his new name is more truthier than his actual name.
#1246
General Chat / Re: Anyone know anything about SEO?
June 18, 2014, 09:04:26 AM
Probably a general rundown. Thanks Pat :) Now I remember talking to him about SEO at some stage, I will get in touch with him :)
#1247
General Chat / Anyone know anything about SEO?
June 18, 2014, 01:20:47 AM
Hey guys,

I'm making a new website. Wondering if anyone has any knowledge, experience or expertise with seo?
#1248
FFA / Re: ATTN: DEEP DARKNESS
June 18, 2014, 12:07:09 AM
His new nickname should be 'Big Tits'
#1249
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Return of The ELITE PODCAST!
June 14, 2014, 09:06:33 PM
#1250
FFA / Re: What the GE WR videos will look like in 3 years.
June 13, 2014, 06:08:00 AM
 That post is so much better cause i watch GoT.
#1251
FFA / Re: What the GE WR videos will look like in 3 years.
June 12, 2014, 07:37:49 AM
Claiming that humans are like insects because of something the vast, vast minority of people do is really stupid.

Marc, go outside and talk to the first 1000 people you meet (LOL will never happen, we all know Marc has no social skills and would be too afraid to even say hello to the person bagging his groceries). I bet you a million dollars none of them will gun you down with an AK47 or set you on fire.

Why is that? Because 99.9999% of the human race are good people. You can tell when people are scientifically illiterate because they have the amazing ability to take some behaviours they saw on online videos and extrapolate them to the entire species.

Marc is obviously not intelligent. If the writer of The Present asked Marc to chop off his own dick, he'd do it.
#1252
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Was Monteith a large-scale cheater?
June 10, 2014, 12:38:02 AM
Marc will never apologising for annoying 99% of this community.

At least Ryan can be reasoned with.
#1253
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Leveling the playing field - allowing PAL for NTSC players on Everdrive?
June 08, 2014, 09:06:51 PM
Im with youse. I like the idea of getting good frs every run. The rng part of this game is toxic and does it harm.
#1254
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Was Monteith a large-scale cheater?
June 07, 2014, 08:54:20 PM
If you are implying its a waste of time to study possible fake runs then i would like to open the voting for a new proof mod.
#1255
GoldenEye 007 / Re: May 2014 Proof Call
June 07, 2014, 12:37:36 AM
Mirror why are you being so mean?
#1256
GoldenEye 007 / Re: May 2014 Proof Call
June 06, 2014, 11:57:20 PM
Apparently twitch doesn't keep all previous broadcasts now? All the backrolled times I got on twitch are gone now :(

Will have to wait another 6 years till I want to play again to get them again. Sucks cause multiple people saw them done live. Jim even updated my train OOA 1:58 himself after seeing me get it.
#1257
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Obscure Happenings here
June 05, 2014, 09:58:01 PM
Trev has 20 hit points. On agent one head shot is worth 8 points. Trev says 'finish the job' after 10 health points have been taken away.

Double head shot = 16 health points. 16 health points > 10 health points.
#1258
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Leveling the playing field - allowing PAL for NTSC players on Everdrive?
June 05, 2014, 09:53:54 PM
Quote from: Low 18 Bunker on June 04, 2014, 04:21:11 AM
you cant detect it, so how can you ban it? same case as superpad.

This is the most incredible logic ever. Imagine if the police came out and said "as long as we can't see you do it it's not illegal!". I'm sorry, but regardless of whether or not I can see it, gameshark/splicing/mods etc should not be allowed to be used.

Are you suggesting that I may use a gameshark to change odds but ONLY if I do it well enough so that others cannot detect it? Is your moral compass really guided by the odds of you 'getting away' with something?
#1259
Perfect Dark / Re: May 2014 Proof Call
June 03, 2014, 09:45:35 PM
Bad frame rate.
#1260
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Goldeneye Bingo (Or any other type of goal generator) Dev Thread
June 03, 2014, 09:44:25 PM
I don't know what's going on in this topic.
#1261
GoldenEye 007 / Re: May 2014 Proof Call
June 03, 2014, 09:39:40 PM
My times that got backrolled were done live on Twtich. I just have to find them and highlight them. Will do that soon I hope.
#1262
FFA / Forum Upgrade = Conspiracy?
June 01, 2014, 01:13:36 AM
I've just realised that it is now not possible to ignore other members on this board. Furthermore, all previously ignored members are no longer ignored. After this realisation it all became so clear.

My conclusion - The powers that be realised that they were slowly (but surely) becoming completely ignored. They realised that it was inevitable that they would completely ignored by all members and therefore they whorish need for attention would not be met.

They knew they could not allow this though. They all got together on a small island off the east coast of the US. There they spent 5 days and nights brainstorming on how to stop their impending demise. By 9:16pm on the 5th day they had created and signed off on their evil scheme.

The scheme? Advise the forum users that there was a 'required' forum upgrade. The 'upgrade' to the new host would 'conveniently' also make it not possible to ignore members. Thereby removing all responsibility for the powers that be.

It's a fucked up world we live in.
#1263
FFA / Re: Let's count!
May 30, 2014, 03:19:36 AM
33
#1264
FFA / Re: Let's count!
May 29, 2014, 08:36:05 AM
29
#1265
FFA / Re: Let's count!
May 29, 2014, 08:35:34 AM
30
#1266
FFA / Re: Let's count!
May 29, 2014, 08:34:55 AM
31
#1267
FFA / Re: Let's count!
May 29, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
32
#1268
FFA / Re: Let's count!
May 29, 2014, 07:51:53 AM
32
#1269
FFA / Re: Let's count!
May 29, 2014, 07:51:30 AM
33
#1270
FFA / Re: one of the best GE vids of all time
May 29, 2014, 07:13:58 AM
yeah it was funny how you ranted for at least a full minute and then after that said "I'm literally speechless". That was really funny.

Also the rant was funny, I think you lost a fuck load of time on the glass costing you 3:58. Also you went real wide at crates for some reason. Also didn't shoot the nat, and opened door for her? What a n00b.

Watch the 3:57 vids to find out how to play the level bro.
#1271
FFA / Re: Let's count!
May 29, 2014, 07:06:06 AM
31
#1272
General Chat / Re: The-Elite Texas Hold'em Invitational
May 26, 2014, 05:17:54 AM
Only if youre under 18 pwned.
#1273
General Chat / Re: Spring 2014 Minnesota Meet!
May 23, 2014, 11:07:24 PM
Jim Barrirrelett.
#1274
FFA / Re: This is my Kingdom now
May 22, 2014, 12:34:49 AM
Yeah but I'm still Aragorn son of Arathorn, King of Gondor, Ranger of the North, heir of Isuldur and rightful claimant to the thrones of Gonder and Arnor.
#1275
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***OFFICIAL GE Incentives 2014***
May 21, 2014, 10:18:56 PM
Oh true, thanks for clearing that up :)
#1276
FFA / Re: **THE Official Hardcore Poker Thread**
May 21, 2014, 10:04:56 PM
Ryan, it wouldn't be like the UoT sending you to AGDQ, because Patrik is actually good at coffee tasting :kappa:
#1277
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***OFFICIAL GE Incentives 2014***
May 21, 2014, 09:51:54 PM
I, K.. J.., best player ever, confirmed greatest player in the history of PD speedrunning, way better than everyone else, the best, accept Alex's offer to be flicker's champion.

May god punish flicker for his sins.

Goose's post irrel cause he's not even involved in this transaction?
#1278
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***OFFICIAL GE Incentives 2014***
May 21, 2014, 05:15:19 AM
The $10 needs to be sent to charity, or sent to me so I can send it to charity.
#1279
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
May 20, 2014, 10:22:55 PM
No I retired because this is the worst game ever and it's 100% guard RNG and no skill.

As soon as I get Mario 64 I'm gonna grind it and become famous.
#1280
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
May 20, 2014, 10:20:08 PM
Ace still too scared to play runway OOag, 35 confirmed hardest wr in game.
#1281
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
May 20, 2014, 10:15:55 PM
Yeah if I was still playing I could make a pretty good run at 1st-3rd, somewhere around there. But I've retired so I won't be really making much more progress.
#1282
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
May 19, 2014, 12:33:13 AM
Right to left doesnt save a sec.... Either way you will have to go wide because the middle glass doesnt open fully in time.
#1283
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Mumble Crew
May 16, 2014, 04:19:30 AM
How did i 'burn' you?
#1284
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post new bucket lists here!
May 15, 2014, 10:29:02 PM
Success in life and visitin these boards arent mutually exclusive. I have a great gf who wants to marry me and have kids. I play games and visit these boards. I have a decent job. I wrote a book and am about to start an online business.
#1285
FFA / Re: I am in melbourne
May 15, 2014, 12:21:29 PM
Szklarz lives in melbourne.
#1286
FFA / Re: I am in melbourne
May 15, 2014, 11:51:00 AM
How?
#1287
FFA / I am in melbourne
May 15, 2014, 10:59:45 AM
That is all.
#1288
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Mumble Crew
May 15, 2014, 07:47:47 AM
Quote from: Carathorn on May 14, 2014, 02:54:13 PM
Scott programmed the whole fucking forum the way we EXACTLY want it to be. Every feature we ever desired, he programmed for us.

Sometimes I truly wish that all people responsible for keeping things updated/online/programmed will all give up at the same time, and tell the whiners to go do it themselves. We'd be back in Aim chat whilst keeping the rankings in a fucking notepad file

You would go back to the stone age because of whiners? Weird. This whole concept of 'if i didnt do it then no one would' is bogus. Where there is a void someone will step up. Where there is no void, youre not going to find many people stepping up. Im appreciative of the work people put in, but to act as if when they leave this place will implode and nothing would ever happen again is completely stupid.
#1289
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
May 14, 2014, 10:31:38 PM
#Bosstoostrong
#1290
FFA / Re: ATTN: Ryan White
May 12, 2014, 11:49:59 AM
Quote from: Shadow on May 12, 2014, 11:30:06 AM
O_O

Uh...I don't know if I should be more surprised that K.. took my post seriously, or that he takes himself so seriously.

If you took my post seriously the thing you should be most surpised at is yourself.
#1291
FFA / Re: ATTN: Ryan White
May 12, 2014, 10:59:31 AM
Btw shadow, aside from the fact that your inability to think conceptually probably means youll never make it in the business world, your logic is flawed. You are implying if A requires B then that means B is all that is needed for A. So you are (incorrectly) extrapolating extra meaning onto what i said. Just because A requires B does not mean that is doesnt also require C, D, or E.

They are billion dollar businesses because they know how to create a good logo. Thay doesnt mean that is the only prerequisite, and given the fact that we are talking about logos anyone with half a brain would not expect me to list every other off topic attribute a successful business requires if it wants to make billions. Your brain is there for a reason please use it.
#1292
FFA / Re: ATTN: Ryan White
May 12, 2014, 10:50:25 AM
If you are so simple minded that you take that sentence so literally then i truly feel sorry for you.
#1293
FFA / Re: ATTN: Ryan White
May 12, 2014, 09:22:37 AM
Quote from: !^^^"""tHeFiReCoNfEtTi"""~~~!!? on May 11, 2014, 11:25:34 PM
you're right K.., but for a company like Nike or Apple it's on a whole different level to a players signature picture or w/e you want to call it. I think for this kind of design there is some room to be naff / kitch / have a bit of fun, whereas for a multi-billion dollar company it's essential that they simplify their logo down to its purest most memorable form. idk what I'm trying to say, this is a flow or consciousness post... I always liked Illu's logo though, the black and white one with the heart. watch his b1 17 to see it at the start

This, unfortunately, is the type of reasoning that keeps small businesses small. Nike et. al. don't have great logos because they are multi billion dollar companies, they are multi billion dollar companies because they know how to make a great logo. Don't fall into the trap of thinking the good ideas happen 'after' the success, it's actually the other way around.

If you want your brand to become bigger, start thinking like a big brand. Minimal is always better. Learn from the pros.






#1294
FFA / Re: ATTN: Ryan White
May 11, 2014, 11:02:44 PM
I'm not sure what your goal with the logo is exactly but I'll just say that in general simpler is always better.

For some great examples see the Nike 'tick' and also Mcdonalds 'M'.

I personally would recommend stripping everything and just having the white goose, no letters or anything. If the goose has a gun that reflects GE and if it has a star for an eye that can be mario. But again, the simpler you get with it the better and the more memorable. It's counter intuitive but rookies always over complicate shit and it's their downfall.
#1295
FFA / Re: Admiral Shit
May 11, 2014, 11:13:37 AM
Suck my balls
#1296
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
May 11, 2014, 05:04:14 AM
From the very first page...

"Evolution is no longer just a theory; it has been proven true beyond a reasonable doubt. The problem is, even people who accept evolution is true disassociate themselves from the process. They somehow skipped all the lower forms of animal life and just started out at the top of the evolutionary ladder."

The fact that the term 'evolutionary ladder' is used shows that the author has no idea about what evolution actually is. There is no 'ladder'. Evolution is the process of random mutations. Every animal on this planet is as evolved as any other. Evolution has no 'goal' that it is heading towards. The author has no clue.

Things confirmed the author has no clue about:

1. Foundational physics
2. Foundational biology
3. The Beatles
#1297
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
May 10, 2014, 06:02:30 AM
I should probably leave this topic. Marc's stupidity is making me mad.
#1298
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
May 10, 2014, 06:00:27 AM
Did you even read that article Marc? WTF bro seriously, the article was about how AM frequency waves disrupt orientation in migratory birds. Did you seriously just link that article and say that it has something to do with the collective unconscious?

More evidence that Marc is a retard.

Saying that you have things to say but we can't understand? A transparent attempt at dodging the issue because you're an uneducated moron.
#1299
FFA / Re: Ask any Porn related questions here
May 10, 2014, 03:06:34 AM
I will only do name requests if there is a video. Pics make it impossible to get details.
#1300
FFA / Re: Admiral Shit
May 09, 2014, 09:39:18 PM
admirrel shit stain
#1301
FFA / Re: The "try posting a more beautiful girl" thread
May 09, 2014, 09:38:41 PM
Hi luke I will say hello in 1 week :)
#1302
General Chat / Re: The Official Virginia 2014 Topic!
May 09, 2014, 09:37:20 PM
Not if it is the original name they signed up with. You don't know who this person is not because they changed their name, but because you just don't know who they are Kappa
#1303
FFA / Re: The "try posting a more beautiful girl" thread
May 09, 2014, 08:37:35 PM
I hardly see how a magazine cover that is likely photoshop'd to all hell qualifies for this topic.

This topic is about posting beautiful girls, not about celebrating the amazing photo editing skills of the guys down at Maxim Magazine.
#1304
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
May 09, 2014, 08:33:47 PM
Also, Marc says he cares about the universal truth. But the truth is that most things in the universe humans cannot experience. For example the wavelengths of light that we can actually see is only a small portion. So he do we know about the other wavelengths? Through experimentation and technology. Most of the shit of the universe is it impossible to know or understand as a human. We rely almost completely on the power of technology and the data that is captures to understand the nature of the universe.

BTW, quoting Einstein doesn't mean you understand his equations. I bet you $100000 Marc knows absolutely FUCK ALL about general relativity. Even basic foundational physics I would say is way out of the grasp of Marc. Marc seems to refuse to do anything actual research. Please Marc tell us a SINGLE thing you've actually researched.
#1305
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
May 09, 2014, 08:25:15 PM
Quote from: Carathorn on May 09, 2014, 03:46:12 PM
K..

You should never disqualify someone for believing something, no matter how stupid you think it is or no matter how unfounded their believes are in your opinion. While I agree that logic and reason are the way to go, it still doesn't give you a free pass to judge people to shit. Also, that same logic and reason should have you realize and accept the fact that there are billions of people who believe things that YOU think are bullshit.

Marc posting something this incredibly troll is up to him. Now it's us up to us to ignore it to death which is clearly the best thing to do. That or troll it to death. Plus, Marc needs no saving. He is a grown up man and he decides to believe whatever he wants.



What do you mean by 'disqualify'? I don't think I'm disqualifying him for what he believes. He just has never, ever provided any evidence. Even more ridiculous is the fact that he has never said anything that is even applicable to life. I'm sorry, but if someone says they care about evidence, and then proceeds to never show any evidence at all for anything they are saying, they are a fucking moron.

I can provide plenty of evidence that Marc is a retard, most of that evidence is contained in this topic.

Why is it that it's 'up to Marc' to post something that he wants, but then when it comes to our responses it's either ignore it or troll back? Doesn't seem fair to me.

Just to clarify, I'm not judging Marc. When I say he is an idiot, loser, moron etc it's because I actually have evidence for it and provide it to you. They aren't just judgements plucked out of thin air. The judgements aren't because of what he believes either. If someone says they think Maths is the Truth, and then proceeds to say that 1 + 1 = 3. They are mentally handicapped. This isn't a matter of faith, it's a matter of Marc being too stupid to understand complex concepts.

Science isn't something everyone can do. You need a certain level of intelligence to grasp it. Even the philosophy of science itself isn't able to be grasped by people. A lot of people think they are doing science, but because they just don't have the brain capacity they do something completely difference. IT doesn't matter how many times Marc says he believes in evidence, what he is actually doing is so far from presenting evidence that it boggles my mind.

I do understand there are many people out there with no education. That doesn't change the truth about the importantance of backing up your statements with evidence though.

BTW it's obvious Marc can't be saved and it's a no-win when people get into his position. Everyone who disagrees is just doing so because it's prophosized in the book or something. Marc doesn't use any reasoning at all to say why calling out his bullshit is wrong. For example, he says "people will call me out because I'm so spiritual', instead of actually looking at the content. He thinks he cares about the truth but because he is too uneducated to come anywhere close.
#1306
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
May 09, 2014, 11:54:30 AM
Another moronic Marc post with absolutely no substance. Making claims about reality with literally no evidence.

Marc claims that he cares about logic, evidence and truth and yet every paragraph he writes either has a claim backed by no evidence or a logical fallacy.

I don't reply to Marc for Marc's sake. Marc is an obvious retard. But the kind of retard that thinks he is smarter than others. His statements about us being like animals around him is fucking pathetic.

No, Marc is a lost cause. Similar to those from Heaven's Gate and Jonestown like Ryan linked. People like Marc are too stupid to think for themselves. Marc is so moronic that he still continues to post this shit on here even though this group is universally against it.

Similar to the loser at school that continually tries to be included in a group that doesn't like them. Marc's continued endeavour in this topic leads to me to believe he is very alone in life (else he would vent this stupidity elsewhere). Marc completely lacks social intelligence, one of the key signs of stupidity.

I actually reply to Marc for the sake of others. I can't let this BS topic be too one sided. I have to protect those who read it from the barrage of bullshit. I will preach logic, reason and EVIDENCE. Something Marc has no clue about.

The Present has literally dozens of logical fallacies and unproven claims within the first 3 pages. I'm not kidding either. Anyone who thinks is has value has no idea about the scientific method. Everything that has made this world a better place has come from science and reason. Funny how The Present claims to want to improve this earth, and yet fails to use the only tools that are actually capable of doing this.

P.S Marc's understanding is so fucking minimal that he couldn't address a single point I raised. Typical sidestepping of those involved with religious cults who's beliefs have literally no legs to stand on.
#1307
FFA / Ask any Porn related questions here
May 09, 2014, 02:15:37 AM
Found a clip with an insane chick that you're looking to see more of but have no name? Send link with request and I'll see what I can do.

I'm probably the most experienced and knowledgeable about porn than anyone here. So if you have any questions, queries or concerns let me know and I'll see if I can help you out.

I'm obviously pretty up to scratch with American and European porn but I'm actually pretty good with Jap AV idols as well. So I'll be able to help out with most regions.
#1308
FFA / Re: The "try posting a more beautiful girl" thread
May 09, 2014, 02:12:31 AM
Do you think that guy is bangin that chick? Nice.
#1309
FFA / Admiral Shit
May 09, 2014, 02:11:00 AM
I just thought this and it made my giggle a little bit.
#1310
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
May 09, 2014, 02:09:45 AM
Quote from: Remove Duel From The Ranks on May 08, 2014, 10:04:57 PM
Yeah but every time you get something you always describe it as garbage etc. Maybe improving your attitude would help you find more success in life.

Dave, that's something I would say. Please stop ripping me off, it may help you get better results in life.  :kappa:
#1311
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
May 09, 2014, 01:51:35 AM
Quote from: Marc Rützou on May 08, 2014, 02:13:35 AM
Time to man the fuck up and stop letting fear and cognitive dissonance prevent you from learning the self-evident truth of life and death, time to walk the walk and not just talk the talk.

www.truthcontest.com, the top entry "The Present" for the most simple, accurate and updated explanation of the truth of life. "The Present with religion" for the full and more complete version.


Get at it, for your own best. Don't even postpone it for a day. 150.000 people just like you are going to die today, the wheel is turning. Spend the last hours in this body to embrace the truth or scrumble to the illusions of this temporarily world. You are the product of 4.5 billion years of slow evolution, now act like it. Get on it. Now.

Another nonsense post with literally NO LOGICAL REASONS FOR ANYTHING.

"Time to man up", "For your own best", "the world is turning", "Now act like it"... Literally NOTHING OF VALUE. Seriously, no fucking substance what so ever and it's really saddening to me that Marc might actually have intelligence but it is wasting it on this bullshit.

Here's some advice Marc, do some actual research and come back with a REASON as to why people should do anything. Telling people to 'man up', 'get with it', 'get on it' etc DOES NOTHING. It's just phrases that you think have meaning. Well guess what, they don't have any fucking meaning so stop spouting jibberish and actually say something with some actual substance.

The Present lacks understanding of even the most foundational physics. For example, there is no 'present' that we could ever experience. Electrical impules in our bodies travel at a finite speed, thus by necessity we can only ever experience things that have happened in the past. The same goes for light. Given that our brain's take up more than one plank length of SPACE it's literally impossible for even our brains to fully experience the same moment in time.

The book preaches truth and yet fails to understand that the universe is relative and space and time is 1. Not universal, and 2. Is not fixed and can be bent, warped, manipulated.

Even science does not claim to know the 'truth' about the universe, it just makes predictions and gives the best current explanation about the nature of things.

For someone to claim they understand the 'truth' is the most naïve and ignorant thing I've ever heard. Humans always learn new things about the nature of the universe and about the nature of ourselves. To think that this person has discovered the truth is fucked up. Obviously you (and the other people who preach that this book is the truth) has very, very, VERY little understanding of the universe and how it works.

Marc you have very little understanding of biology, physics, chemistry, or any science for that matter. The reason I can make this assessment is because you've never, ever said anything that makes any fucking sense or has actual data to back it up.

Point us to a peer reviewed study that backs up anything you or the book is saying. Until then you are just another ignorant, uneducated, religious, naïve idiot who thinks they know something (but actually knows jack shit about anything).
#1312
FFA / ATTN: Ryan White Part II
May 05, 2014, 10:02:25 PM
Hi.
#1313
FFA / Re: The "try posting a more beautiful girl" thread
May 05, 2014, 11:07:46 AM
That's not a dig at Lockwood because I've met him and I know that he would actually do quite well with the ladies. But I've got quite a few years on him so naturally I have more experience.

I've given seminars and I mentor guys on how to improve their dating life. Plus I've written a book about how to overcoming fear of approaching attractive women.

So I know what I'm talking about.

Even though from a biological stand point women do respond more to a man's behaviour and not his dna (good locks, body shape etc), a lot of women are just as clueless about how they work. I've met a lot of (mostly younger) girls how really do just care about looks. Not because they are biologically designed to care about that, just because they are uneducated and have come to that conclusion themselves. However I've noticed that no matter how much a girl might 'say' she wants a tall dark and handsome man, sometimes they still fall for you anyway if you're higher status, even if you're the opposite of what they said they wanted.

In reality the girls that care about looks mainly will not get that much success in their relationships. Statistically they may get lucky and randomly attach themselves to a guy that has his act together, but that's not really likely. Any women who is that uneducated and aware of how their own body works isn't going to land an aware male because he's going to see her immaturity and won't get deeply involved.

Moral of the story, girls are overrated. I suggest giving in to your homosexual urges and joining me in the Jacuzzi, pants optional.
#1314
FFA / Re: The "try posting a more beautiful girl" thread
May 05, 2014, 10:52:56 AM
I have dealt with more girls than Lockwood and Goose combined.
#1315
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Interesting Stats - Most Popular Goldeneye Videos on twitch.tv
May 05, 2014, 01:48:05 AM
lol
#1316
GoldenEye 007 / Re: April 2014 Proof Call
May 04, 2014, 10:43:09 PM
Where's your post dude?
#1317
FFA / Re: **OFFICIAL Summer Contest 2014 Voting Alliance Thread**
May 04, 2014, 01:50:57 AM
I wouldn't mind the contest because I beleieve that I could do a lot better this year Kappa
#1318
GoldenEye 007 / Re: GoldenEye 007 Tutorials
May 04, 2014, 01:40:14 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gWHT4alKgA

Runway 00a tute for pro's only.
#1319
GoldenEye 007 / Re: April 2014 Proof Call
May 03, 2014, 11:07:33 PM
I don't think it's wise to critisize a proof mod for asking for proof unless the scenerio is 'obviously' rediculous.

Asking for proof of a reasonable time by a lower ranked player isn't rediculous. It's only outside the recommended point barrier by 2 points so it's pretty reasonable. Mirror's other times have no impact on this decision.

We are trying to establish a general attitude that providing proof should happen for ALL reasonable times. Basically, don't slack off. The more times that are proven the better the elite becomes. If you want to create a better elite, support it by creating videos of all your times.

You cannot argue that needing to provide proof is a bad thing. So drop the attitude and understand that this is a good thing as a whole.
#1320
GoldenEye 007 / Re: How to post a WR
May 03, 2014, 10:58:11 PM
Besides, anyone on twitch chat at the time of my achieving a WR knows that I talk it up hardcore. So there's no way I'm trying to play the too cool card.
#1321
GoldenEye 007 / Re: How to post a WR
May 03, 2014, 10:57:14 PM
Wheat is right. If you get teh WR you can post it however you want.

I don't post in lower case to try and seem too cool. WTF? Anyone who thinks that is either moronic or has dangerously low self esteem.

Case: If you're a negetive person you take actions by others as negetively. You can only see what you are. If think others are trying to be too cool it means you do it yourself. Get a life.

I post like that because it's makes no fucking difference how I post it. What matters is that bad boy on the ranks.
#1322
FFA / Re: Bet Offer - $1000 with Jimbo for higher rank at year's end
May 02, 2014, 10:47:42 PM
I moved this to FFA because of the possible negative nature of the topic and also because it's between 2 people.

If you guys want to have a dialogue about setting up a bet, do it elsewhere than creating a topic on GE. If you guy do agree to a bet and want to formalise it feel free to create a topic at that time.
#1323
GoldenEye 007 / Re: How to post a WR
May 02, 2014, 05:58:16 AM
Carathorn has no idea what he is talking about. I post like that because the time has already been mentioned and talked about in twitch chat, its already on top of the boards in the feed. I just post it there cause you guys love the topic so much.
#1324
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
May 01, 2014, 12:38:10 PM
Aztec ooa 145
facility sa 53
train a 104

Holy moly
#1325
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
April 30, 2014, 10:28:19 PM
Quote from: homeonice on April 30, 2014, 02:00:17 PM
...probably capable of 136 or even 135 if I keep working at it.

Awww, the upbeat naive optimisism of someone who fluked a run in the first 5 minutes. So cute :kappa:
#1326
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
April 30, 2014, 10:14:02 PM
BTW Henrik is it true that damage is doubled for agent and health is the same?
#1327
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
April 30, 2014, 10:08:30 PM
This is the figures I got.

LEVEL: EGYPTIAN

GUARD OR NPC:     HEALTH POINTS:         BODY ARMOUR POINTS:

Most Russian            4                        0
Soldiers

Russian Soldiers
that arrive after       5                        1
you kill Baron
Somedi twice

Baron Somedi(1)        21                       19

Baron Somedi(2)        51                       99

Baron Somedi(3)        51                      299

If using The Golden Gun

All Russian             1                        0
Soldiers

Baron Somedi(1)         1                        0

Baron Somedi(2)         2                        0

Baron Somedi(3)         1                        3


And for health related issues on any other level/guard view http://www.gamefaqs.com/n64/197462-goldeneye-007/faqs/26700.

#1328
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
April 27, 2014, 09:22:23 PM
you can hardly blame dam for your stair miss lol
#1329
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
April 26, 2014, 10:50:22 PM
This truly is the Golden Age of GE speedrunning.
#1330
GoldenEye 007 / Re: GoldenEye 007 Tutorials
April 26, 2014, 10:23:43 AM
It is true that text doesn't really cut it anymore.

I'm not sure how hard it is to create, but something just like the main rankings would be ideal. Video links to each level difficulty and set out just like the main page.

p.s I do like the idea of having a page that stores all of the useful info that Henrik et al finds out.
#1331
GoldenEye 007 / Re: GoldenEye 007 Tutorials
April 26, 2014, 12:44:28 AM
"Hello *Cough* *Cough*.." :kappa:

Thanks for the tutorial Ryan, I gotta go for 1:02 soon.
#1332
FFA / Re: Abandon Ship
April 25, 2014, 10:09:57 PM
Holy moly congrats again.
#1333
FFA / Re: Abandon Ship
April 25, 2014, 10:07:52 PM
Not too bad. Congrats on your relationship bro.
#1334
FFA / Re: Abandon Ship
April 25, 2014, 10:05:43 PM
Hi Chris. How's life?
#1335
General Chat / Re: RULING: Name changes okay, just put your name in your sig
April 25, 2014, 10:04:28 PM
It's amazing.
#1336
FFA / Re: Abandon Ship
April 25, 2014, 09:58:59 PM
Can't read Come's post but I bet you $20 it's another pathetic attempt of showing us how much he 'doesn't care' with some stupid cocky joke.

Seriously, how little of a life would you need to have to hang around/talk to people that don't like you?
#1337
FFA / Re: Abandon Ship
April 25, 2014, 08:59:19 AM
 :kappa:
#1338
GoldenEye 007 / Re: **FULL GAME RTA SPEEDRUNS** Personal and World Records Topic
April 23, 2014, 09:44:36 AM
Agent 22:26
#1339
General Chat / Re: 2014 Stanley Cup Playoffs
April 23, 2014, 02:53:42 AM
 :)

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#1340
Other Games / Re: Super Mario 64
April 23, 2014, 12:45:27 AM
Thank you for the help :)
#1341
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
April 23, 2014, 12:33:18 AM
35 good time.
#1342
FFA / OMFG THIS IS CRAZY WTF!!
April 22, 2014, 11:15:05 PM
Recently, beloved Eliter Luke 'The Aussie Slozzy' Szklarz was brutally banned by the cruel dictator Come. Luke broke absolutely no rules to warrant this abuse. His ability to post on these boards was horrifically slaughtered for the amusement of one man.

Recently, Come was asked by multiple well respected Eliters to unban Luke due the Luke's innocent nature. Come refused to unban Luke though due to his low self-esteem. Come has chosen to 'ignore' reason and 'ignore' the opinions of others.

I think it's time to 'ignore' Come. Currently Come's GF holds the record for most ignored Eliter with 13 members ignoring her. I think it's time to break this record, just like Come continues to break the good vibes in this community.

I'll lead the charge. I'll be your King just like Aragorn in The Return of the King and lead the charge into certain defeat. I'll put my (board) life on the line and stand up for all that is good in this world. I will sacrafice myself for you all and be the first (2nd in reality) to officially 'ignore' Come.

Join me if you wish. I firmly believe that what I'm doing is good and just. But if no one joins me I will not regret dying for an honorable cause.
#1343
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Aztec Challenge For The Elite
April 22, 2014, 10:49:42 PM
Quote from: Daenerys Targaryen on April 22, 2014, 10:29:25 PM
You can just kill Jaws as the end timer is counting down, so in theory lower than 1:25 / 1:35 / 1:39 are all doable "while defeating Jaws."

pwned
#1344
FFA / Re: Hypthetical situation
April 22, 2014, 10:42:22 PM
For those coming to the abandon ship/ffa boards and passing judgement... why don't you go to a gay club and pass judgement there, or go to some other niche club and tell them to behave differently.

Go to a yacht club and tell them to drive cars instead. Go to a chess club and tell them to play checkers instead. Go to a strip club and tell the dancers they shouldn't sell their bodies. Go to a LAN party and tell people to go outside and get sunlight.

Do those things if you really feel the need to act in this way. Cause there are a million groups you could pass judgement on if you feel the urge.

#1345
FFA / Re: New Boards
April 22, 2014, 10:04:32 PM
Apparently having preferences is being childish.

Enjoy your leaf on the breeze, below average success, void of accomplishment, depressing existence antibeiber. You'll have it with that attitude.
#1346
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
April 22, 2014, 10:02:27 PM
You're not hardcore... unless you live hardcore... and the legent of the train, was way hardcore.
#1347
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Organize Races HERE
April 20, 2014, 11:35:14 PM
Yeah that would be sweet. You stream when I get home from work which is pretty convenient.
#1348
FFA / Re: New Boards
April 20, 2014, 11:13:23 PM
I'm quite sure all of the users are putting their name somewhere in there sig or caption.
#1349
Other Games / Re: Super Mario 64
April 20, 2014, 10:27:39 PM
Is it cool to speedrun this game with PAL or do I need NTSC?
#1350
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Organize Races HERE
April 20, 2014, 10:22:08 PM
I'm down for an Agent Race!
#1351
FFA / Re: New Boards
April 20, 2014, 10:16:03 PM
All of the top GE players are always in twitch chats hanging out and talking with each other. We are a pretty close group. We like to joke around and have fun because we're all pretty close friends.

Even when we're discussing GE stuff we still like to joke around, like any friends do. The problem is that the current Admin are not currently our friends.

So they see the joking around and don't understand/appreciate that this is a group of friends having fun. They are not part of our group and just see it as stupid, then they start to delete/move posts, ban accounts etc. Then they say it's OUR fault.

The other topic (ATTN ADMIN) is a perfect example of how backwards the current thinking is. Come bans multiple accounts, we express disatisfaction, then people start saying that the users started the drama. Ah.. No, actually, the drama is starting by banning accounts.

Obviously, I enjoy the positive upgrades and maintanence that you do (Flash), but it's the irresponsible supression by Come that I found unacceptable.

Then Come, someone who has massive power, posts dumb shit and acts like he doesn't care. His self esteem must be through the floor if he feels the need to talk to people who obviously don't like him. This guy seriously needs to get a life.
#1352
FFA / Re: New Boards
April 20, 2014, 09:56:10 PM
And Come's posts are pathetic. Like, this topic for example is obviously stating I don't like Come, why would he post here? People in charge shouldn't be posting stupid shit like that.

Come posts in all the topics expressing disatisfaction with him. Like he's a fucking 8 years old trying to show us how much he doesn't care. What a loser.
#1353
FFA / Re: New Boards
April 20, 2014, 09:54:26 PM
Outliers like Come banning Ace and Luke at the same time. Two of the most highly ranked, active players. Then banning Luke again for 6 days immediately after.
#1354
FFA / Re: New Boards
April 20, 2014, 09:52:55 PM
I do hope to follow through with this but only time will tell.

I would like to form a tighter bond with the other players. It seems like there is always a rift here because of Admin actions. For example, a large chunk of players want to change names etc. Admin, who are non-players start banning active players from the boards.

It's generally the players that want to have fun and goof around on the boards, and it's usually people who are irrel on the ranks that have massive sticks up their asses.
#1355
FFA / Re: New Boards
April 20, 2014, 09:50:10 PM
Flash, thanks for the stats. However it's the obvious outliers that are the problem.
#1356
FFA / Re: New Boards
April 20, 2014, 09:19:32 PM
Larkin, so having preferences in life and deciding to change something to suit what you like more is apparently throwing a shitfit? Ok bro, trust me, you're not going to live a happy life with that attitude.

Thanks for the info Flash, much appreciated.

BTW, as for the logs of activity, the fact that Ngamer has so many is part of the problem. Some of his and Come's actions are fucked. Such as deleting/closing topics because they feel like, banning people etc.

I will post at Goose's old boards with anything GE related until I/someone gets another good board.
#1357
FFA / Re: Serious Offer - $2000 for Ngamer to remove himself and friends from the-elite
April 20, 2014, 09:12:49 PM
I don't understand what Thiny did wrong? He usually does helpful updates and shit. i don't mind Thiradell either.
#1358
FFA / Re: New Boards
April 20, 2014, 09:01:49 AM
It looks like shit though. Is there a way to create a new boards that looking exactly like these ones? I understand the feeds on top are pretty complex but I don't mind nothing having those. Just want the boards to discuss what we want and do what we like without useless people doing nothing but banning people etc.
#1359
FFA / New Boards
April 20, 2014, 08:39:39 AM
Just want to say I'm interested in getting new boards just so that the current Admin have no control on it.

I want to it to pretty much look like these boards. I haven't done any research atm but I'm definitely interested.

Just putting it out there, if anyone wants to make this happen, I'm on board. I don't like it here and want to move somewhere else.

Don't mind using the current ranks but hate posting on these boards because I don't like non-players having all the power and doing stupid shit to people who actually play. Time to make a board that revolves around the players.
#1360
GoldenEye 007 / Re: **FULL GAME RTA SPEEDRUNS** Personal and World Records Topic
April 20, 2014, 06:13:49 AM
Agent 22:28

Going for lower
#1361
FFA / Re: The "try posting a more beautiful girl" thread
April 20, 2014, 03:23:37 AM
#1362
GoldenEye 007 / Re: **FULL GAME RTA SPEEDRUNS** Personal and World Records Topic
April 17, 2014, 09:48:41 AM
Agent 22:50

Going for lower.
#1363
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
April 16, 2014, 11:22:50 PM
Boss that the least applicable piece of advice I've ever heard.
#1364
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
April 16, 2014, 10:38:00 AM
congrats bro, I had your stream open but only half watch it :) Proud of you.
#1365
FFA / ATTN: FORUM ADMIN
April 16, 2014, 05:34:53 AM
Please unban Luke Szklarz. Banning should be an absolute last resort for things that can't be resolved in other means.

Luke was banned recently, as well as Ace. Two very high ranked active players.

You are fucking this community over if you continue banning highly ranked active players from discussion on the boards.

If there is a major concern please post about it here.
#1366
FFA / Re: How many cooks could Koch cook if Kock could cook cooks?
April 16, 2014, 01:33:48 AM
plz disregard typo in topic title
#1367
FFA / How many cooks could Koch cook if Kock could cook cooks?
April 16, 2014, 01:26:08 AM
Srz question.
#1368
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
April 15, 2014, 10:12:53 PM
Ryan 'Master Chef' Koch cooking up a delicious control A PR.

Congrats. I know you couldn't have done it without my coaching.
#1369
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
April 14, 2014, 10:09:25 PM
How do you runway sa 22?

N/m, just watched the vids, seems pretty straight forward.
#1370
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
April 14, 2014, 11:04:12 AM
nah
#1371
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
April 14, 2014, 10:15:06 AM
Thank you for the congrats :)

On one hand I'm upset about TNS, but on the other hand I'm happy the timing of the end was 100% optimal.

Super happy with the run though, it's pretty amazing!

Now on to SA. I'm guessing 22 is way easier than 35  :kappa:
#1372
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
April 14, 2014, 05:27:44 AM
runway ooa 35
#1373
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***OFFICIAL GE Incentives 2014***
April 13, 2014, 09:55:13 PM
I'm not interested in receiving the $10 for Cradle 35.

Flicker can send the $10 to the charity of his choice to pay the bounty :)
#1374
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
April 13, 2014, 10:19:06 AM
Runway 00a 35 B fail x a few
Runway 00a 35 C fail x a few
#1375
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Runway 00 Agent **New Strategy** 32 likely now possible
April 13, 2014, 09:09:22 AM
You only lose 2 secs doing obj C last in current strat. You lost about 4-5 secs running all the way over there to do it early.
#1376
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
April 11, 2014, 10:58:29 AM
runway 37 (4)

ps 4000  :kappa:
#1377
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Remove Dan Berube's 53 or we riot
April 11, 2014, 10:38:36 AM
Removing your times and ranting about the emptiness is an appropriate response? I don't see it. Your time is similar in so many ways to this 53. Though your situation in general is different. But the time is similar in more ways than it is different.

It's over 10 years old, unproven, outside standard deviation and STILL considered a very hard time.

I never doubted your 54 but your crazy actions have me second guessing to be honest.
#1378
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Remove Dan Berube's 53 or we riot
April 11, 2014, 10:35:12 AM
On a side note, Axel does bring up good points.
#1379
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Remove Dan Berube's 53 or we riot
April 11, 2014, 10:28:36 AM
Rayola's posts and actions remind me of me when I was 16. Seriously bro, are you having a midlife crisis or something?
#1380
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Remove Dan Berube's 53 or we riot
April 11, 2014, 06:23:52 AM
It is interesting how people who do not have 53 are claiming they have any idea about what skill is required to get 53. It's also interesting how all of the people who think the time should remain on the ranks are more or less irrelevant on the GE ranks.

If you think the time is being taken down just because it's a WR with no video you have NO CLUE what this issue is about. When you say things like "if this time gets removed then other WR times without proof should be removed" it further demonstrates that you have NO CLUE what the issue is here.

This isn't just about a WR without a vid. It's a unique scenario where a player with no other times that require skill claiming an insane WR with no proof at an insane date.

Do not talk about 'precedents'. You don't have to set a 'precedent' with every fucking action you take. Seriously, look at the situation and make logical decisions. "The time has to remain on the rankings because it's old" is the most retarded argument I've ever seen. Actually use your brains please. If you have a logical reason for this time to remain then state it.

Essentially all of the good players are saying this time likely was not achieved. For VARIOUS reasons. You choose to blatantly overlook this because of some principal you are pulling out of your ass.
#1381
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Remove Dan Berube's 53 or we riot
April 10, 2014, 11:52:01 PM
To those who think that we need to keep the time because of a decision made 10 years ago I give you this hypothetical..

In your own personal life, do you think it's wrong to learn new things or become wiser? Would you like to have to stand by the decisions you made 10 years ago? If you believe that decisions made a long time ago are things we need to live by then you don't seem to be appreciating the value of ... learning.

The decision was definitely made, but revisiting the situation I think it's pretty safe to say that most people agree the time likely was not achieved. If it was achieved, it would require proof given the weight of the accomplishment.
#1382
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Remove Dan Berube's 53 or we riot
April 10, 2014, 10:46:41 PM
I dont see why we need to talk about precedents or act as if we need to create a new 'rule'.

This is a pretty specific situation that requires a judgemental decision.
#1383
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Remove Dan Berube's 53 or we riot
April 10, 2014, 09:52:30 PM
Ryan Lockwood already have very hard world records (proven) such as silo A 1:01, s1 1:02 as well as other numerous difficult times.. and it was still rediculous that he tied 1:12. Berube's case would be like Lockwood having no other WR's or even very strong times and tieing an untied WR on a strafing instensive level. Have we even ever seen this?

Depot 26 doesn't even compare to 53. I could get 26 1 out of every 3 runs. You can also see on the rankings many more people having 26 even though more people would be playing dam A.

There is not a single other person who got 53 that doesn't either have mutiple WR's or at least some other strong times with a full times page.

But the crazy thing is that this was claimed in 2003 when there was not a plethora of videos to copy from and we didn't even have a good understanding of the game at that point.

BTW, Berube had already started taping BEFORE he got 53. So why was he not taping then? Seems strange that he would tape a depot 26, not tape for 53, and then tape again for s1 1:04.
#1384
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Dan Berube's Dam 0:53
April 10, 2014, 09:08:02 PM
Suggesting that the time can't be taken down simply because a decision was made in the past is absolutely rediculous.

It's a blatent refusal to use any logic. We can't take this kind of decision making seriously.
#1385
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Remove Dan Berube's 53 or we riot
April 10, 2014, 09:04:47 PM
Lockwood provided proof for 1:12. Aside from the fact that lockwood has numerous proven times that require a high degree of skill, he actually proved 1:12. It would be like someone claiming 1:12 without proof. I don't understand how you can't see the difference there.
#1386
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Dan Berube's Dam 0:53
April 10, 2014, 11:10:45 AM
I really think this needs to be looked at. I actually didn't know too much about it until recently. But having looked at the date this time was claimed and the strength of his others times I really doubt this time was achieved.

To put this into perspective it would be like a player with no other noteworthy times claiming a streets 1:12.

At the time there were no stringent prove requirements and perhaps people didn't fully appreciate the difficulty of the time because of a lack of understanding. But on analysis of his other times etc I don't believe a time like this should be allowed with proof.
#1387
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Remove Dan Berube's 53 or we riot
April 10, 2014, 10:53:53 AM
The proof policy isn't the infallible word of god.

This time is different to others because the time is way too good compared to his other times and was achieved at an insane date. It's very similar to your 54 and I see the only reason you're so quick to defend this random time that you know nothing about is because you know your time is in the same boat.
#1388
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Remove Dan Berube's 53 or we riot
April 10, 2014, 10:48:25 AM
Quote from: ExpertGamer64 on April 10, 2014, 10:43:12 AM
War :54 is not a significant WR. I don't see what the hassle is over for a time that is over 11 years old.

Fix'd
#1389
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
April 10, 2014, 09:46:03 AM
I played around for 20 mins and confirmed that 36 is easy with this strat. But I'm actually going to play around some more tomorrow and test out the 35 strat. Want to go for this WR.
#1390
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
April 10, 2014, 07:53:07 AM
:(
#1391
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
April 10, 2014, 07:05:12 AM
Runway 00A: 37

I figured out a very easy way to get 37. May go for 36 some time, super easy.
#1392
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Remove Dan Berube's 53 or we riot
April 10, 2014, 07:03:18 AM
I support the notion to remove Berube's 53. Given that there is no proof, the time it was achieved, and his skill as shown by his other times.

I don''t support removing Matis'' 16 as he does have skill.
#1393
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
April 09, 2014, 09:55:23 AM
Chuya: When Natalya completes her objective she will start to run to the stairs on the right. When she TURNS to run up the stairs start timing. Enter the lift at the end of level exactly 18 seconds after she TURNS to go up the stairs.
#1394
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Achievement Rankings
April 06, 2014, 10:12:41 PM
I dig this topic also. I'm looking forward to getting 'undoubted' and becoming 19/21.
#1395
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
April 05, 2014, 10:13:54 PM
Quote from: Trevor on April 05, 2014, 03:34:05 PM
fantastic job K.., the 102 looked really good, you should consider 101

No fucking way, it's the shittest level ever. Just want 90+ points and then I will (hopefully) never play this shit hole of a level ever again.
#1396
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
April 05, 2014, 07:40:20 AM
y u no stream
#1397
GoldenEye 007 / Re: March 2014 Proof Call - ATTN David Clemens
April 04, 2014, 03:27:07 AM
I also don't think Clemens needs better proof for 3:57, if we are to use the proof policy as a guide. Webcam should be fine for that one. Although I hope he captures in the future like everyone else :)

I also think he should highlight and link the actual vid on his time.
#1398
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
April 02, 2014, 11:49:18 AM
I almost failed the bottles on my 44 cause I was so nervous. But I didn't  :kappa:
#1399
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
April 02, 2014, 05:35:35 AM
Missed end warp on my b2 sa 47 :(
#1400
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Site Suggestions [Elite improvements for 2014 - post your ideas!]
April 02, 2014, 12:31:01 AM
I have a suggestion. There is no reason so show N/A times on the individual level rankings. How about we just exclude them from showing and only show the actual times.
#1401
General Chat / Re: ATTN: Elite Administration Changes [now live!]
April 01, 2014, 08:51:15 PM
OK we get it. Can we please change the rankings back now? I want to edit my new time with a vid.
#1402
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
April 01, 2014, 08:41:39 PM
Caverns SA 1:03

Failed A, B, C. Completed D though.
#1403
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
April 01, 2014, 08:24:29 AM
control sa 4:10

not very good. Missed warp, slowish start. Will go for lower after I play 00A a bit.
#1404
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
March 30, 2014, 09:07:48 AM
really happy about 3:57. 3:56 would be hard, real hard. Too hard for me :(
#1405
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Caverns SA "Explosive Through Door" New Strategy
March 30, 2014, 03:46:00 AM
keycardless strat'O'mazing
#1406
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Caverns SA "Explosive Through Door" New Strategy
March 30, 2014, 01:01:25 AM
Luke Szklarz Strat'O'Mazing
#1407
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Caverns SA "Explosive Through Door" New Strategy
March 30, 2014, 12:45:56 AM
I vote for the 'Luke Szklarz Strat'O'Mazing'
#1408
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Caverns SA "Explosive Through Door" New Strategy
March 29, 2014, 09:54:48 PM
This might be a stupid question but have you guys tried aiming a bit higher when you throw the mine? The mine will go further if you throw it higher.

I noticed that I failed the tracker bug on frigate a lot if I aim too low. Maybe that's the problem?
#1409
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
March 29, 2014, 11:24:00 AM
control 358 (4)
#1410
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Goldeneye Facts Topic (Speedrunning ONLY!)
March 28, 2014, 11:51:17 PM
It would save a lot of time because you don't need to go down and get the keycard. So you can just destroy the comps from the top of the stairs. Would save at least 5 seconds.
#1411
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
March 26, 2014, 12:49:57 PM
You were talking to illu? I is retard.
#1412
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
March 26, 2014, 12:24:55 PM
No I didn't. Illu's post was 10001. Yours was 10002. This is 10003.
#1413
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
March 26, 2014, 10:58:17 AM
10000
#1414
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 26, 2014, 06:44:55 AM
The decimal was either lowish or mid. The run is about half a sec quicker than my 35 on SA.

I'm thinking about going for 34 on sa, I believe that I can get it. 34 on OOA would be so stupid. The hut is absolutely terrible on OOA.

My run was only smooth in the hut because I probably had about 50 legit attempts at it. Just have to get lucky with the guard timing, his animation and whether or not he sees you early.
#1415
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 26, 2014, 05:40:30 AM
It was my intention to use the pause trick but I was not sure how to time it because I had not had a completion since I found out about it. I think the level started fading out before I pressed pause so I don't think it had an affect.
#1416
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 26, 2014, 05:03:03 AM
35:

7 or so 36's
A lot of hours.

Really, really, really fucking happy to get another untied!!!! FUCK YES.
#1417
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
March 26, 2014, 05:02:03 AM
Cradle 00a 35
#1418
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 25, 2014, 10:47:13 AM
Luke do you normally smoke weed while playing ge? I cant play for shit when im really high.
#1419
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
March 22, 2014, 10:02:57 PM
Hi Eddie.
#1420
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 22, 2014, 09:47:20 PM
I can't post the pic atm cause I'm at work but in the 53 vid there is a weird frame at 1:33 where is shows best time 0:55.

Not saying the vid isn't legit, I'm just curious if this happens everytime you switch to the next level?
#1421
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 20, 2014, 08:22:27 AM
Untied jap wr goose? Plz do some more research before making so many false claims.
#1422
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
March 20, 2014, 01:51:33 AM
HENRIK. Is there any chance you could shed some light on the gate guard on dam? What makes him open the door fast/slow?
#1423
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
March 20, 2014, 01:50:15 AM
Why do bad things happen to good people? Like, getting the worst guard animation in the hut on cradle OOA?
#1424
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
March 20, 2014, 12:22:37 AM
Look out Caberns OOA Boss is in the House.
#1425
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
March 17, 2014, 01:36:05 AM
Jim your control sa time beats my time by a lot so obviously you're not a bad player.
#1426
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
March 16, 2014, 11:06:36 PM
Boss is good.
#1427
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: 48 hour window for proof of significant times
March 15, 2014, 12:09:55 AM
Once players realise that we won't allow untied wr's etc with webcammed vids they will start to automatically provide proper proof.

It's better to prevent these situations from happening rather than allow them to happen and then figure out how to deal with it.
#1428
GoldenEye 007 / Re: 3:56 can't stay up
March 14, 2014, 11:43:52 PM
Quote from: Ludwig Von Koopa on March 14, 2014, 04:04:38 AM
Why does the proof policy keep getting altered every time a new scenario happens?

This is due to a phenomenon called 'learning'. I hear it's a good thing.
#1429
GoldenEye 007 / Re: 3:56 can't stay up
March 14, 2014, 11:41:26 PM
Some of the top players have the 'Me Me Me' mentallity. "I should have longer to provide proof". "My untied should remain the ranks without proof". "My unproven time was removed WTF".

Believe it or not you're actually not the only person who uses the ranks and we need to try and protect the rights of ALL users and not just you. Like, the right for people to have a full proven ranks. Sorry if it inconveniences you to have to provide proof.

Though we are brainstorming and working out ways to make everyone happy which I think we are making good progress on and should have an update to the proof policy soon with some good changes.
#1430
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
March 14, 2014, 08:34:35 AM
Dam 1:19. Pretty bad. Going for lower.
#1431
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: 48 hour window for proof of significant times
March 12, 2014, 09:57:24 PM
Quote from: TheFlash on March 12, 2014, 05:32:35 PM
What if the original claim happened without a video at all?

Those who are getting untied WR's and then duping them again later probably aren't the ones lying about their times ;) We could safely assume they did originally get it when they said they did I think.
#1432
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: 48 hour window for proof of significant times
March 12, 2014, 07:08:58 AM
I would support it just being for untieds or trying of untieds.
#1433
Archived Elite Council [Public] / 48 hour window for proof of significant times
March 12, 2014, 04:57:51 AM
Currently the proof policy does say any significant times will not be ranked without quality proof. However I suggest that the proof policy is amended to state that backrolling will occur at the very latest 48 hours after a time has been uploaded.

This will mean that the proof mods will have to make less judgemental decisions when removing times and players will understand how long they have to provide proof. 48 hours is both 1. A fairly quick response, and 2. Provides ample opportunity for a player to upload a vid.

BTW, currently the Control OOA record has no proof. If we are to be consistent we should also backroll that time or there will be more drama.

Any opinions on this?
#1434
GoldenEye 007 / Re: 3:56 can't stay up
March 12, 2014, 01:21:23 AM
I would suggest that those wishing to create a good community here do so by helping support us by following the rules (that are there to protect us). Posting times without adequate proof and expecting them to be ranked even though it says they won't be in our policy is an extremely destructive action.

Don't be so selfish to only think about yourself and what's easiest for you. We can't change rules and entire policies just because one or two people are too lazy to record their runs. If you do truly care about this group you'll actually put in some effort to record properly and create decent quality runs. Don't call our community a joke when you are making no attempt to contribute positively.

Getting a WR is essentially a selfish act, that's not a bad thing though at all. The way you can help everyone else out is by getting good captures. This ensures the ranks remain as accurate as possible, helps prevent cheaters, and also provides a better experience for everyone else who wants to view your run. Only caring about yourself and putting in as little effort as possible to provide proof is not a positive thing in general for this group.
#1435
GoldenEye 007 / Re: 3:56 can't stay up
March 12, 2014, 12:26:33 AM
If a significant record is achieved without proof meeting the quality requirements, it will not be ranked, and will be backrolled in the same manner any unproven record is backrolled.


I will break this sentence down for those who seem to have trouble understanding what it means.

If a significant record is achieved...  - What qualifies as a significant time is clearly outlined in section 9.2 of the proof policy.

...without proof meeting the quality requirements... - The quality requirements for significant times is clearly outlined in section 9.1 of the proof policy.

...it will not be ranked... - Very straightforward. Significant records WILL NOT be ranked without adaquate proof. Cannot be any clearer here.

...and will be backrolled in the same manner any unproven record is backrolled. - This is describing the way the time will be backrolled. Meaning, how will the time be backrolled? Will it be backrolled to n/a? Will it be backrolled to the best proven time? This is not saying the time will be subject to proof calling just like other times. It is saying the time WILL be backrolled. The way in which the time is backrolled will be the same as any other time that is backrolled due to insufficient proof.

Furthermore, please read the following text from section 9.3 of the proof policy...

...any untied world record achieved after January 1, 2014, without direct captured quality, will not count on the rankings.

There is no contradiction and it is very simple.

The general proof call does give players one month to provide proof. However 'significant' times are handled differently which is why there is a seperate subsection that was included to account for this. We cannot have significant records, especially untied records, remaining on the ranks without proof for a long period of time.

Remember, these rules are not there to screw people over. Do not forget that David screwed himself (and those who care about accurate ranks) over by not respecting the rules. The rules are in place to minimise potential dangers from people wishing to lie or mess with the ranks. David could have easily recorded the run and provided proper proof. He chose not to. Don't blame the policy because it's quite fine.
#1436
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Control 3:56 and Thiradell's subsequent actions
March 11, 2014, 11:56:26 PM
I think it needs to be explained that while in this 'current' situation it may not be great to backroll the time, in all 'future' situations things will be SIGNIFICANTLY easier.

In any transitional periods things can be difficult, but certain things need to be done to create a better future. Like Jon said, if it's clear that rules will be enforced people will definitely start to abide by them automatically and these situations will not continue to arise.
#1437
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Control 3:56 and Thiradell's subsequent actions
March 11, 2014, 09:59:00 PM
Quote from: Goose on March 11, 2014, 08:25:22 PM

If a significant record is achieved without proof meeting the quality requirements, it will not be ranked, and will be backrolled in the same manner any unproven record is backrolled.

- Clemens' 3:56 clearly does not meet these requirements, so it should be backrolled in the same manner any other record is backrolled (ie: proof called on the 1st of the following month and given 1 month for proper proof)
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This is pretty straightforward, significant records without proof will not be ranked, and will be backrolled.

It will be backrolled in the same manner any other time would be backrolled.

You seem to be confusing backrolling with proofcalling. It says the time will not be on the ranks and will be backrolled. It does NOT say the time will be subject to proofcalling etc.
#1438
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Control 3:56 and Thiradell's subsequent actions
March 11, 2014, 09:50:21 PM
I believe taking down David's time is justified.

I also think the proof policy should be updated to account for this situation. I think a 48 hour proof window should be given for untied records. It is not right that an untied record should remain on the ranks for at least a month without being removed.

People are acting like this was a fault with the proof policy, but actually it's David's fault entirely. His actions are a complete disgrace and disrespect the elite in a big way.

Definitely update the proof policy to allow less time for untieds and also allows discretion to remove times if enough evidence has surface to show beyond reasonable doubt that the time either wasn't captured, wasn't achieved or won't be proven.
#1439
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
March 11, 2014, 05:28:51 AM
I would like to get 1:01 on agent and 1:35 on OOA.
#1440
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
March 11, 2014, 05:11:31 AM
You've forced me to play the level again.
#1441
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
March 11, 2014, 01:59:33 AM
Sees multiple WR control vids where they don't open the brown door for nat. Still continues to open door for nat.

Wtf illu?
#1442
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
March 10, 2014, 11:58:09 PM
Quote from: MYT on March 10, 2014, 06:52:09 PM
Caverns A 1:05

Tried this morning for two hours using the slow run wiki guide. Then I watched the WR vid to see how it was done. Took 10 minutes. Opening the elevator at the right time really helps with a less troll trev, as does shooting at appropriate times, and looking up in the blue turret corridor. I could probably do better, but Caverns Agent is boring.

Looking up in the blue turrent corrider? This helps?
#1443
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post non-PR Scores Worth Mentioning Here!
March 10, 2014, 11:34:36 PM
#glovestrat

It's a lot more difficult using a normal stick though. GC stick shouldn't have any of those problems.
#1444
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post non-PR Scores Worth Mentioning Here!
March 10, 2014, 11:09:36 PM
Well runway and dam aren't levels you can use a rubber band on. But it only takes a couple of hours to become pretty competent at using both controllers.
#1445
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post non-PR Scores Worth Mentioning Here!
March 10, 2014, 10:41:22 PM
Buy a shitty old controler ($5), buy GC style replacement sticks ($5). Replace stick with GC stick. Use as 2nd controller and use 2.2. Success.

Seriously, spend $10 and make your life easy. Better than spending 50 hours playing with 1.2 you tool.
#1446
GoldenEye 007 / Re: 3:56 can't stay up
March 10, 2014, 10:25:57 PM
Deep Darkness: Sorry for saying the argument was pathetic. I'm too quick to say harsh comments. Thanks for the feedback.

Everyone else: If you think this issue has anything to do with the validity of Dave's time then you are mistaken. It has to do with creating a foundation for a good community in the future.

It is not fair to pick and choose who rules apply to.

I am done investing in the outcome of this though. The people who keep saying things like 'the ranks should reflect the 100% truth' are living in a fantasy world where we all hold hands and suck each others cocks until we all climax together in a state of total bliss. We have to live in the real world where there will be cheaters and people taking advantage of weak policies and standards for proof. If you allow these weak policies to continue you're going to continue having these issues rise up.

This shouldn't have even been an issue. It's pretty simple. Our rules don't allow the time to be on the ranks so it should have been taken down within 48 hours. The rules aren't there to stop legit times being on the ranks, the rules are there to prevent fakers. The rules didn't keep Dave's time from the ranks. DAVE kept his time from the ranks by not recording properly. Don't blame the rules because they are perfectly fine and there for good reason. Blame Dave for not recording and then insisting on putting his time on the ranks.
#1447
GoldenEye 007 / Re: 3:56 can't stay up
March 10, 2014, 05:11:37 AM
Also, saying things like "Community X accepts this kind of proof so why can't we?" is a pathetic arguement. What makes community X some kind of authority of what proof is required? For every community that you compare us to I can give you a different one that has a different opinion.

For example, Guinness have an 'evidence pack' that they send to you if you want to claim a record. It's a fuck load more stringent then our guidelines. Guinness is the biggest name in records so why don't we emulate them? Don't you see how this logic doesn't work?

The proof policy was already in place and Clemens was aware of it. So him putting his times on the page is a big 'Fuck You' to the elite.
#1448
GoldenEye 007 / Re: 3:56 can't stay up
March 10, 2014, 05:02:03 AM
Past decisions aren't as relevant as you think. Just because a decision was made in the past doesn't mean the same decision has to be made now. That isn't a productive way of thinking. If you follow that logic in life you will get no where. I suggest you keep that logic to yourself and don't try to push that on this group.

Deep darkness: You're saying that captured vids can be spliced so we should accept webcam vids. But you don't understand how you fail to use your own logic properly. Because if that logic were useful then we could say.. "well webcam vids can be faked anyway so let's just accept picture proof". Then if you go further you can say ANY proof can be doctored so why even ask for proof at all? It's a rediculous argument. The reason we want captured quality is to identify subtle things that can't be seen/heard from webcam vids.

In regards to the money issue, this affects only the minority of people. There should be no reason to change an entire policy or lower our standards for proof because a handful of players can't afford proper capture quality.

Being on the-elite is not a right, it's an honour that is given. Don't forget that. People here fail to understand time and time again that 'the-elite' is NOT a government agency and it has no obligation to do anything. You weren't born with the right to have your times on the site. Stop acting as if the authorities are obliged to cater for every individual need because it's your God given right to have your times listed.

#1449
GoldenEye 007 / Re: 3:56 can't stay up
March 10, 2014, 12:49:38 AM
Quote from: casual speedrusher on March 10, 2014, 12:36:44 AM
How did you even know he was playing Silo? Also, how can you even make out that he had all the settings turned up all the way, since the run isnt captured?

Since when does proof transcend into satisfaction? The Elite: where speedrunning is cerious buziness and your runs are reviewed by a panel of mods who determine if you deserve your time on the ranks. No capture card? No money? Then you dont deserve to have your time on the ranks  :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik:

You're seriously suggesting that if you're poor you shouldn't need to provide proof? That's hilarious. OK Dave, let's run with that.

In fact, let's go a step further. How about we ship free N64's to everyone on the planet in case someone is too poor to afford to play GE and thus is missing out. You can be the funder for this Dave.
#1450
GoldenEye 007 / Re: 3:56 can't stay up
March 09, 2014, 11:59:06 PM
Only about 3 people play DLTK at the moment so it requires a different policy with different standards.

It's pretty funny how quick everyone is to forget Henning. I'm sure that if you asked everyone if he was legit before he was found out they would have said yes.

I would assume that most people here want a pretty peaceful, positive, no drama environment here, yet they have absolutely no clue how to create it.

You cannot rely on your opinion to dictate whether or not a time is valid. The reason is that your opinion is fallible. The reason for demanding high quality vids is so that we don't have to trust our 'opinion' of how trustworthy someone is.

You can't be unfair and pick and choose who needs to provide proper proof if you want a good environment.

People who say things like 'He got the time so it needs to be on the ranks' are too idealistic and have no clue how these types of decisions impact the future and the community in general.

If you want to keep having people create fake vids and put them on the ranks to troll, keep the time up. If you keep allowing people to fuck around and go against the policy and then expect us to accept their time, keep the time up. If you want to keep having these types of issues arise, keep it up. But you only have yourself to blame when this shit keeps happening. Which it WILL because history repeats, always.
#1451
GoldenEye 007 / Re: 3:56 can't stay up
March 09, 2014, 10:28:34 PM
Quote from: casual speedrusher on March 09, 2014, 10:26:42 PM
lol Luke, he has a video of the run on his channel, pretty sure I saw it live or something. Just was too lazy to link it. Guys are deertier are much more trustworthy and dont assume everyone is cheating (like people here)

David failing to see the difference between assuming someone is cheating and creating a system that is fair for everyone and creates the best possible future with least amount of bullshit.
#1452
GoldenEye 007 / Re: 3:56 can't stay up
March 09, 2014, 10:05:26 PM
I don't think we really even need videos anymore. We should just have a list of acceptable proof for each individual player. This can be listed on their profile page.

For example:

Henning Blom: Streamed, high quality capture
David Montieth: Streamed, high quality capture
David Clemens: Shitty webcam vid
Chris Rayola: Cause he said so
Mirrormage: High quality capture

This way we don' even need a proof policy. In fact I have a better idea, a PROOF RANKS.

The way the Proof Ranks work is that we list how high people are on the proof ranks by how much we trust them. If you're ranked in the top 10 this means you don't even need videos or pictures for proof. you can just say you got the time and we'll have the rank it because you said so.

Guys ranked 10-20 can provide pictures or shitty webcam vids with little to no quality. If they are questioned about the legitimacy of their times they can say things like "yeah but you know it's legit", or "you all know it's legit so just leave it up". As long as they say this the time can stay up.

Guys ranked 21+ have to provide high quality vids for all substantial times.

You can move up the ranks in different ways. You can become friends with the admin. Remain in the elite for a long time. Be ranked highly at some point.

I believe this to be the fairest system for everyone.
#1453
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 09, 2014, 12:14:38 AM
Yeah I was wondering if you had a direct capture. Congrats. Though it's a fucking shame you're too poor to afford acceptable capture quality. It's true though, we'll all have 3:56 by the end of the week anyway.
#1454
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
March 08, 2014, 02:17:18 AM
s2 a 48
#1455
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
March 07, 2014, 11:04:32 AM
S2 a 48 comms damaged no a
48 x 10
#1456
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
March 07, 2014, 01:01:03 AM
Ryan you're too focused on one level. Just remember that Luke and Jimmy are still n00bs and won't pass you on the ranks because you're better overall.
#1457
FFA / If you're a girl and want to be banged by a former champion, PM me
March 07, 2014, 12:46:40 AM
This offer won't last long so don't miss this ultimate opportunity to improve the quality of your life.
#1458
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
March 07, 2014, 12:40:38 AM
Quote from: homeonsplice on March 06, 2014, 09:26:04 PM
If K.. and I combined our best times and formed a sort of Ultimate Australian, we would be unstoppable and probably pass Marc

Still only half as good as Ace.
#1459
FFA / FYI
March 06, 2014, 11:54:23 PM
It was my birthday a month ago and no one made a topic or gave a fuck.
#1460
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
March 06, 2014, 11:40:17 PM
I don't need dam 2:01, there are about 10 times I could improve to break the top 10. I think I will continue playing s2 OOA and then go for 48 on agent.

I think I will probs end up passing Goose when I clean up my page.

BTW, why did Goose post that rant about him being the best. Is that out of the blue or am I missing something?
#1461
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
March 06, 2014, 09:36:16 AM
Cause the level is shit. This is similar to cradle where i was totally dreading playing the level and hadnt played it in like 14 years. Then it turned out to be cake(ish) and i clutched a sick run straight from 57. Levels like this are really weird and getting a good time on it feels awesome.

Edit: I shouldn't really say the level was cake. I did spend a good amount of hours before hand just practicing the throw with unlimited grenades. But I'm pretty good in general so once I got the throw down it didn't take too long. Probably like 4-5 hours going for it properly and about 15 nades.
#1462
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
March 06, 2014, 07:37:18 AM
Thanks man! Really, really happy with it.
#1463
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
March 05, 2014, 11:23:56 PM
s2 sa 0:51 x 2 Comms damaged message but no obj A
#1464
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New DLTK WRs & PRs here
March 05, 2014, 11:14:24 PM
I just checked the ranks and apparently I have an Escape DLTK time.

I just want to go on record as saying I have never played LTK or DLTK on PD. I think PD is a stupid game and I think LTK/DLTK are even more stupid.

:)
#1465
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
March 05, 2014, 09:55:52 PM
illu how did your timing method go?
#1466
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
March 05, 2014, 01:40:31 AM
k
#1467
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
March 05, 2014, 12:16:11 AM
Not going for 49 just want 51 at least which is a joke.
#1468
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
March 04, 2014, 09:38:25 PM
Surface 2 SA 0:52. Comms comp damaged but no obj A, missed mine, missed warp twice ;)
#1469
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post/Discuss new Strats/Timesavers/Ideas
March 02, 2014, 11:17:44 PM
Dave is just jealous because he didn't find the strat.
#1470
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post/Discuss new Strats/Timesavers/Ideas
March 02, 2014, 09:24:46 PM
With that last control strat do you ever get hit by drones? How consistent do you get it. Also why you not get good time yet with that start.
#1471
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
March 02, 2014, 05:57:26 AM
I am now officially as good as Jim Barrett!
#1472
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
February 28, 2014, 12:05:01 AM
Alex that is so fucking deep. Be careful not to get the bends on your way back up from your spiritual englightenment.
#1473
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
February 26, 2014, 11:44:30 PM
For some reason people have the impression that getting a balanced times page happens overnight. I'm definitely trying to get all my times up to scratch but it just takes time. If you check my pr history you'll see steady progress. Every good PR I get means I can move on to the next level.

It takes years to get a complete timespage if you are going for very good times.
#1474
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
February 26, 2014, 07:00:14 AM
The 3rd baron death on my 46 ooa was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. I didn't know he could die that fast. I'm glad to be done with this level (for now, may go for 45 agent at some point).
#1475
General Chat / Re: The Official Virginia 2014 Topic!
February 22, 2014, 11:06:40 AM
Lol luke. Youre such a virginia n00b.
#1476
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
February 20, 2014, 09:08:19 AM
Quote from: Flickerform on February 20, 2014, 08:59:49 AM
- do the 112 pattern for GL boosts (right when he starts firing to backboost you, the double. two quick ones after body armor because you're already getting there on the perfect line, and then end with 2 more, dont forget to look at the fucking pace)

My gf was explaining something to me when I was reading this and I just lol'd hardcore and I still have no idea what she is saying cause this is so funny.
#1477
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Achievement Rankings
February 16, 2014, 09:40:34 PM
Barsam: It seems that you would like to receive extra achievements for no real work. Only the top 3 spots receive medals in the olympic games and that's what makes that achievement special. If they gave a medal to anyone it would not be a meaningful at all.

I don't like the idea of including achievements for side leagues that only a few people play.
#1478
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
February 11, 2014, 08:41:44 PM
I am making a quick dash for the top 10. Going to clean up all my bad times and get at least 80 points. This will put me in top 10. Then I can either slump away or grind for better times.

Check out the ending on my bunker 1 ooa 1:07. I mean... yeah I gotta play it again after I've finished cleaning up. In fact all my pr's should be quite bad for a while. Just trying to improve all my 40/50 pointers.
#1479
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
February 11, 2014, 09:20:39 AM
Frigate ooa 1:10 tracker bug :(
#1480
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Site Suggestions [Elite improvements for 2014 - post your ideas!]
February 10, 2014, 12:14:53 AM
I agree with Neo. It is completely up to Ryan if he doesn't want people to use his code however they want given that he created it.

However the-elite.net should not have taken the code if it meant Ryan still has complete ownership of it and we (as a community) cannot make updates and changes etc with ease and as we see fit.

Remember that Ryan has linked his own personal paypal account on the official rankings so people can donate to him which I do not personally like given that they are supposed to be a community rankings.

Basically, Ryan creates a rankings and the elite uses them under the following terms...

1. Ryan has absolute control over rankings.
2. the-elite.net requires Ryan's authority to get access to code or make changes.
3. Ryan can (permanantly?) link his own personal paypal account to the rankings to take money from people in the community

Doesn't seem right to me.
#1481
FFA / Re: CONTROL = BROKEN FOR REAL THIS TIME! :nesquik:
February 09, 2014, 11:26:25 PM
Moved to FFA to draw any negetive attention on the control issue away from the actual GE board.
#1482
FFA / Re: CONTROL = STILL NOT BROKEN
February 09, 2014, 11:25:27 PM
Moved to FFA to draw any potential negetive attention away from serious GE board.
#1483
FFA / Re: Want your opinion on locking topics.
February 09, 2014, 11:19:41 PM
Do you think it is cool to move trent's topic to FFA?
#1484
FFA / Re: Want your opinion on locking topics.
February 09, 2014, 11:07:33 PM
Dark slayer I see what you are saying, however my solution would be to remove individual posts that were causing issues. So for example if you found that the 'remove ngamer' posts were impacting the topic negetively you can report them and the mods can look into removing or editing them.

Usually after the original emotions have calmed down people may have a different opinion on the matter or can formulate more thought out responses. If we lock topics it prevents that from happening and we're just left with the original mess and no one can post any new and potentially positive thoughts.
#1485
FFA / Want your opinion on locking topics.
February 09, 2014, 10:37:52 PM
Just want to get a feel of what the group wants. I believe that topics should not be locked because it is too controlling. I think only single posts should be edited or deleted but people should still be able to post in topics if they like and it's not obviously negetive.

But if you guys think mods should just lock topics whenever they think that is best then let me know and I'll stop intervening in the GE forum.
#1486
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Site Suggestions [Elite improvements for 2014 - post your ideas!]
February 09, 2014, 09:51:31 PM
Quote from: Your-Eliteness on February 09, 2014, 08:44:07 AM
I have a site suggestion. If anyone feels the need to change MY rankings code without MY permission....

Anyone else see a problem with this attitude?
#1487
FFA / Re: CONTROL = STILL NOT BROKEN
February 09, 2014, 09:24:50 PM
My hope for the future is that this community in general does not give any credit to this kind of event. i.e someone stating there is a new strat but not explaining it, or providing a weird video.

I hope this is a good learning experience for those who took this seriously. As a community I want us to shun this kind of behaviour and not let ourselves be mislead by it.

Basically, if people want to act like this then we should not give them any attention and and just let them know how childish they are and that we are not interested in people who want to play around and be a dick like that.
#1488
FFA / Re: CONTROL = STILL NOT BROKEN
February 09, 2014, 09:06:47 PM
Dan I will be keeping the topic open. Nothing grinds my gears more than people in charge stopping people from having the ability to discuss anything they want, where they want. If you have a problem with any particular post, report it.

People are so quick to want to exert control over others. No one has the right to tell people that this conversation has no purpose or that they can't post about it anymore. Let people decide for themselves when to stop posting here.

As I previously said, if there is anything specific post you have a problem with, report it.

p.s <3 u
#1489
FFA / Re: CONTROL = STILL NOT BROKEN
February 08, 2014, 08:23:47 PM
I think that perspective that something cannot be punished because it was not explicitely stated in the proof policy is quite rediculous.

What if one of the elite memebers started to bully another member or abuse them in real life. I would consider that a bannable offense. How silly would it be for you to say "bullying and abuse is not banned in the proof policy so we can't do anything".

Anything outside the scope of the proof policy should be dealt with by vote. Why don't you ask the people how they want to deal with it and then we can come up with a decision once we have that information.

We have a lot of people, myself included, who think this kind of incident is fucking stupid. I don't want people acting like trent in this community. It doesn't matter how much some of you say 'it's just a joke, get over it', it still does upset a lot of people and you don't seem to give a shit about that. Some people here really do only care about themselves and not the other members of the group.

Believe it or not but that there are ways people can act that actually don't piss off a lot of other people. These types of behaviours should encouraged. It is really not that difficult to not be a retard and annoy people.
#1490
FFA / Re: CONTROL = STILL NOT BROKEN
February 08, 2014, 10:48:02 AM
Edited title so no one else gets trolled.

Anyone who gave trent an ounce of credit after knowing his past and considering that weird video should consider being more skeptical.
#1491
FFA / Re: CONTROL = BROKEN
February 07, 2014, 10:47:42 PM
Quote from: casual speedrusher on February 07, 2014, 10:40:43 PM
I truly believe he found something crazy and people just dont want to believe it.

Yeah it's a shame that rational people rely on evidence.
#1492
FFA / Re: CONTROL = BROKEN
February 07, 2014, 10:38:50 PM
Quote from: MrGuru on February 07, 2014, 10:11:52 PM
So instead of jumping on this LIKE EVERYONE WANTED,  most of you are immediately tearing this apart to be illegitimate. Seriously, run with it and make something of this.. or something. Jesus.

MrGuru (if that is your real name), the only thing I'll be jumping on is my trampoline unless I get something more than an obviously retarded video.
#1493
FFA / Re: CONTROL = BROKEN
February 07, 2014, 08:59:13 PM
Looks more like a tutorial on how to look like a serial rapist.
#1494
FFA / Re: Sticks
February 04, 2014, 10:51:55 PM
I use a GC stick for my 2.x times.
#1495
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Achievement Rankings
February 04, 2014, 10:35:14 PM
A clean sweep on a single difficulty has been done multiple times already.
#1496
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Homepage writeup...return of POM award!
February 01, 2014, 09:39:52 PM
Axel does not understand past tense.

Thanks for the write up Tyler, I appreciate it.
#1497
FFA / Re: Jungle Objectives
February 01, 2014, 08:57:13 PM
Consistently pull 1k guys. Yeah I seen you do that before.
#1498
FFA / Re: Goose I hate your guts!
January 31, 2014, 08:12:15 PM
I would fight to the death for jimbo. He is a really great guy.
#1499
General Chat / Re: AGDQ 2014 - Recaps, Discussion, Videos, Chats & More!
January 27, 2014, 12:33:00 AM
Jim the time slot had nothing to do with it. Believe it or not the US is not the only country in the world.
#1500
GoldenEye 007 / Re: GoldenEye 007 Tutorials
January 26, 2014, 09:03:53 PM
the tutorials that have been done are very good. I really liked goose's b1 ooa tutorial and I think I will get 1:00 now. Or at least 1:06.
#1501
General Chat / Re: AGDQ 2014 - Recaps, Discussion, Videos, Chats & More!
January 26, 2014, 08:52:11 PM
If people didn't like the run it had absolutely nothing to do with the run. The run itself was amazing, obviously.

AGDQ is a charity event to raise money for cancer prevention. This is, and always should be the main focus. The donations etc are why the event is held.

You have to understand that out of the 50k viewers only about 50 would actually understand or appreciate what is going on, for obvious reasons. So it is naive to assume people should appreciate it based on the run itself. The people are watching to have a good time, feel good and support charity.

The runners who valued their own run over goal of the event itself will never get credit and the viewers, while they post retarded things mostly, are very sensitive to this. The runners that got upset when they failed and made excuses etc or just took the run too serously in general will never get hype.

If you were sit down and say "I'm gonna do my best, but what's really important is raising money for charity so lets just have a great time and help support this cause!" then you will get all the hype in the world.


The GE run gets so much hype because they didn't take it seriously and they entertained the people watching.
#1502
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Goldeneye Facts Topic (Speedrunning ONLY!)
January 25, 2014, 08:42:36 PM
"As soon as Natalya stops at the computer, but before taking the very last step, a timer is started."

Does that mean just as she takes the last step we can shoot her in the chest to make the timer start quicker?
#1503
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
January 21, 2014, 11:40:13 PM
I don't believe the new player is legit based on how quickly he learnt strats without needing to talk to anyone. Also his strafing is extremely good, too good for someone just starting. I think we would need webcam proof in this case.
#1504
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Site Suggestions [Elite improvements for 2014 - post your ideas!]
January 19, 2014, 08:03:50 PM
Is it really that hard for some admins to not be retarded?

Thanks scott for your work!
#1505
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Donation Incentive to BREAK CONTROL
January 16, 2014, 09:47:54 PM
I feel like shit
My suggestion is to keep your distance
Cuz right now I'm dangerous
We've all felt like shit
And been treated like shit
All those motherfuckers, that want to step up

I hope ya know
I pack a chainsaw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps going this way
I just might break something tonight

I pack a chainsaw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps going this way
I just might break something tonight

I pack a chainsaw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps going this way
I just might break  fuckin' control tonight

Give me something to break
Give me somthing to break
Just give me stuff to break
How 'bout  fuckin' control?
#1506
FFA / Post here if your mum is hot
January 15, 2014, 09:47:28 PM
mine is fo sho
#1507
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
January 14, 2014, 09:29:49 AM
Cradle ooa 36 (5)(6)
#1508
GoldenEye 007 / Re: GE Cash Incentives 2014
January 14, 2014, 09:10:02 AM
You have forced my hand Illu. Now I must set up livestream
#1509
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Site Suggestions [Elite improvements for 2014 - post your ideas!]
January 13, 2014, 07:12:14 AM
Quote from: bcks on January 12, 2014, 08:45:37 PM
I'm annoyed so I would like to control the actions of others and not let them have fun so that life is slightly easier for me.
#1510
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
January 11, 2014, 09:31:13 PM
Hey adam are you using VHS still?
#1511
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
January 11, 2014, 04:20:24 PM
cradle ooa (4) I thought this had a chance of 35 :(
#1512
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
January 10, 2014, 06:21:37 PM
Cradle ooa 36 (2)(3)
#1513
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
January 10, 2014, 02:34:17 AM
You can't really blame the game if you're too stupid to quit out when you miss the tracker bug throw. If you keep completing runs like that you're just asking for trouble.
#1514
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
January 10, 2014, 01:17:19 AM
That train 2:00 was a terrible, terrible run.
#1515
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
January 09, 2014, 06:47:56 AM
Cradle ooa 36 (2). I did everything perfectly but got royally fucked over by the guard and drone :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqLgt4GZTP0
#1516
General Chat / Re: Cottages, Cabins and Hunting Lodges **Appreciation Topic** [MANY IMAGES]
January 08, 2014, 05:07:03 AM
when did ryan say that? :(
#1517
General Chat / Re: Cottages, Cabins and Hunting Lodges **Appreciation Topic** [MANY IMAGES]
January 06, 2014, 02:52:05 AM
Yeah that is bullshit. I want to be in a city so i can try to help other people. Unlike the selfish people who only care about themselves and wish to be alone, i actuall care about other people and want to help as many as possible.
#1518
General Chat / Re: Thought i would pop by...
January 05, 2014, 09:47:33 AM
Hey bro, cool to see you again.

The only real thing of note that has happened since you left is that I got the cradle sweep last night. Other than that not really has happened since 2002.

Now you're back up to date with the comings and goings of this place.
#1519
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Milan Pacino wants to be put back on the ranks
January 05, 2014, 12:04:10 AM
BTW, I will point out a distinction that I think needs to be made and you need to keep in mind. The main rankings page is exactly that, a rankings. It is not and should never be a historical database. If you want times listed anywhere for the sake of historical accuracy you can do it on the WR history page.

Being on the ranks and being listed among other players is not a right but a privilege given to players by The-Elite.net.
#1520
General Chat / Re: AGDQ 2014 - elite discussion on eliters attending
January 04, 2014, 11:59:47 PM
this is amazing
#1521
General Chat / Re: AGDQ 2014 - elite discussion on eliters attending
January 04, 2014, 09:31:49 PM
PLEASE KEEP ME IN THE LOOP. OMFG THIS IS THE MOST EXCITING THING EVER TO HAPPEN TO ME. OMG WHERE IS THE SCHEDULE LINK?
#1522
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
January 04, 2014, 08:24:48 PM
Thank you guys. SA took me 1.5 hours and OOA took around 3.5 hours.
#1523
General Chat / Re: Creating a history of the Elite [GE + PD Champ Timelines up]
January 04, 2014, 11:13:57 AM
Wouter was literally born without a funny bone.
#1524
General Chat / Re: Creating a history of the Elite [GE + PD Champ Timelines up]
January 04, 2014, 09:48:02 AM
Jon removing total time champions is obviously a personal attack against me.
#1525
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Milan Pacino wants to be put back on the ranks
January 04, 2014, 09:24:37 AM
Quote from: TheFlash on January 04, 2014, 04:21:26 AM
Please tell me that if a person got an untied WR time with 10 people witnessing, recorded in full quality on capture equipment while streaming also, you would never remove the untied WR even if the person was found to have a faked time on a different level.

Flash, I was under the impression this council was here to deliberate and make decisions on a case by case basis? I don't see how a hypothetical scenario is relevant to this case.

I would vote no to letting him back in for the sake of congruency with previous decisions.
#1526
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
January 04, 2014, 09:08:18 AM
cradle ooa 36  :kappa:
#1527
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
January 04, 2014, 09:07:56 AM
cradle sa 35
#1528
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
January 04, 2014, 09:07:34 AM
cradle a 34
#1529
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
January 04, 2014, 07:47:23 AM
yes :)
#1530
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
January 04, 2014, 03:35:43 AM
oh. my. fucking. god.
#1531
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
January 04, 2014, 12:26:26 AM
is there a problem with the hut strut, if it's good how come everyone doesn't use it?
#1532
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
January 03, 2014, 10:30:57 PM
how do you guys time the grenade on cradle?
#1533
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Monteith's Depot A 0:25
January 03, 2014, 02:16:32 AM
I would rather people click on two topics than have our posting habits controlled by you.
#1534
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Monteith's Depot A 0:25
January 03, 2014, 12:31:06 AM
I disagree with the idea of telling people 'where' they may or may not post.

As I previously pointed out, I will continue to unlock topics that are needlessly locked.
#1535
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Site Suggestions [Elite improvements for 2014 - post your ideas!]
January 02, 2014, 03:47:56 PM
Single session game time is a really unnecessary category. I don't personally see why it needs to be included.
#1536
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Elite Council Decision - Monteith has been permanently and fully banned
January 02, 2014, 02:41:14 PM
According to the wiki page I'm part of the elite council but I don't have access to the sub forum. I wouldn't have voted for a full ban.
#1537
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Elite Council Decision - Monteith has been permanently and fully banned
January 02, 2014, 12:53:10 PM
He was testing out our proof policy. Test successful :)
#1538
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
January 02, 2014, 05:56:50 AM
Jungle sa 57 x 3
#1539
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
January 01, 2014, 12:16:05 PM
I finally man'd up and learned to play jungle again (had not played it in 12 years). Took about 5-6 hours from scratch. Real gay level. Gotta play SA and OOA though while waiting for new NTSC cart.
#1540
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Site Suggestions [Elite improvements for 2014 - post your ideas!]
January 01, 2014, 02:42:06 AM
Unlock the test forum topic please.
#1541
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Monteith's Depot A 0:25
December 31, 2013, 05:25:05 AM
#1542
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
December 29, 2013, 10:51:21 PM
Quote from: Lockwood on December 29, 2013, 10:21:49 PM
He said he is sending his tapes to monteith to capture them for him.

Inb4 webcammed vids of emulated runs ;)
#1543
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
December 29, 2013, 10:49:40 PM
Still using VHS? What a fucking n00b. Seriously get with the times bro. It's probs cheaper to buy an HD recorder than it is to ship physical objects these days.
#1544
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
December 29, 2013, 09:40:54 PM
Why does everyone suck so bad? 34 cradle a is probably the easiest WR after archives 16.
#1545
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Monteith's Depot A 0:25
December 29, 2013, 12:15:59 AM
BTW I don't really see why fake vids need to be picked up in 2 seconds after the are posted. 8 days is fine really. As long as it's not never :)

p.s K.. for President.
#1546
FFA / Re: Karl for The-Elite.net President?
December 29, 2013, 12:12:13 AM
You're the biggest troll ever Ryan.
#1547
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
December 29, 2013, 12:03:20 AM
What you need to understand is that if 1:57 is 'easy' that means you're good enough to get 1:55 or 1:56. I was getting 1:56 on a lot of runs just waiting for good guards. 1:57 is only easy is you're on 1:56 pace cause then the guard luck isn't that important. You guys know what I'm saying?
#1548
FFA / Karl for The-Elite.net President?
December 28, 2013, 11:12:11 PM
I'm curious.
#1549
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Monteith's Depot A 0:25
December 28, 2013, 11:08:54 PM
Quote from: AxZ on December 28, 2013, 11:04:07 PM
However, it's utterly absurd if ALL Monteith's PRs stay but NONE of Henning's.

No it wouldn't be. If we are to treat these two cases the same then Dave's time would just be backrolled. This is what happened the first time Henning's vids were found out. We didn't remove any of his times.

I agree that this way of dealing with fake videos isn't the best and I think we should update the proof policy.
#1550
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Monteith's Depot A 0:25
December 28, 2013, 10:54:00 PM
Quote from: AxZ on December 28, 2013, 10:50:50 PM
either Henning's LIVE PRs get re-instated and all Monteith's receive proper analyzing.

or Montieth gets perma-banned, like Henning.

As I literally pointed 2 posts before, the situations are different. Henning was never banned for his first offense. In fact he wasn't banned on his SECOND offense. He was banned on the 3rd instance. So please do not talk like both of these cases are identical.
#1551
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Monteith's Depot A 0:25
December 28, 2013, 10:45:28 PM
Henning wasn't banned because he faked videos once. He was given multiple chances to come clean and didn't. He was found out three seperate times I think? That's a bit different than Dave getting caught once. So the circumstances are not the same.
#1552
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Monteith's Depot A 0:25
December 28, 2013, 09:23:23 PM
The proof policy stated that if you get caught once you get a 3 month frozen page. It's our fault (the people that made the policy) that this is happening. What about the idea that I proposed of puting the times to N/A?
#1553
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
December 28, 2013, 09:15:35 PM
You failed objective A.
#1554
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Monteith's Depot A 0:25
December 28, 2013, 08:55:31 PM
I don't think a 3 month frozen times page is enough. That means anyone could just keep playing for 3 months, and then unwhoard the times once their page is unfrozen.

I think a good idea is that any level where a fake video is discovered will permanantly go to N/A. So for David his depot times would go to N/A. This means that they can keep playing but just not that level. It stops them from getting a very high rank, and when new people ask why this player has one level that is N/A the only answer will be "because they faked vids".

Of course this couldn't be implemented right now because the proof policy isn't update. But for future circumstances.
#1555
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Monteith's Depot A 0:25
December 28, 2013, 08:46:13 PM
Actually the proof policy states that if you're caught cheating once then you have your times page frozen for 3 months and shamed from the boards for 3 months.
#1556
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Monteith's Depot A 0:25
December 28, 2013, 08:20:09 PM
It is strange. I'd be comfortable disallowing it.

Would there really be that big of an issue with completely disallowing webcam videos?
#1557
FFA / Re: A BJ a day keeps depression away
December 28, 2013, 12:47:50 AM
Fuck yeah bro, happy for you :)
#1558
FFA / A BJ a day keeps depression away
December 28, 2013, 12:39:35 AM
Become the guy that chicks want to give a BJ to every day. It's worth it.
#1559
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Site Suggestions [Elite improvements for 2014 - post your ideas!]
December 27, 2013, 11:07:29 PM
This topic is about Elite improvements. So I think it would be an improvement if Come did not continue to be a dick and lock topics for no reason and ruin the fun of others.

Unlock the topic in test area please. How on earth do you think this kind of behaviour is acceptable?

Are you seriously happy to overlook fucked up behaviour just because he might have done something productive in the past?
#1560
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Site Suggestions [Elite improvements for 2014 - post your ideas!]
December 24, 2013, 08:07:55 PM
I think there should be an investigation into who locked the 50 post topic in the test forum and the mod should be removed. Whoever it was is fucking pathetic. Why do we give people like this any power?
#1561
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
December 22, 2013, 04:39:04 AM
Silo agent 1:04 x 8.

Think I gotta just buy a new ntsc cart and wait for that to come. The 2nd half of the level is seriously unplayable on my shitty laggy cart.
#1562
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
December 21, 2013, 09:16:45 PM
Bunker 2 SA 46/47s, played like 10 mins, first time in years. Probs gonna go for 41/42 cause if I can fail 46 straight away I'm probs the best eva.
#1563
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
December 21, 2013, 08:22:16 PM
No boost. DD44 finish. No box boost. No grenade. Says he doesn't know what to do. This is madness.
#1564
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
December 21, 2013, 08:18:10 AM
lol at thinking you can get 53 with one half boost.
#1565
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
December 21, 2013, 04:30:23 AM
You say you dont know what do to do... All you need is a boost and its 54.
#1566
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
December 18, 2013, 08:19:04 AM
silo a 104 x 2. Door open pace, just got fucking owned through the crates etc :(
#1567
FFA / fucking
December 15, 2013, 10:19:48 PM
fucking
#1568
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
December 15, 2013, 09:42:48 PM
there is a tutorial? I fucking need it man, I fucking need it cause I want 1:02.
#1569
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
December 15, 2013, 07:56:09 AM
how much time did I lose pls
#1570
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
December 15, 2013, 01:26:37 AM
How much time did i lose cause of that?
#1571
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
December 14, 2013, 05:22:33 AM
What about me?
#1572
General Chat / Re: The Elite IRC channel
December 11, 2013, 10:23:27 AM
Come over to my place if you want to chat.
#1573
General Chat / Re: Official Post-Virginia 2013 Re(Kappa) Topic
December 07, 2013, 08:53:18 PM
Nah man i had the whole thing on my old hdd. Anyone here got it?
#1574
General Chat / Re: Official Post-Virginia 2013 Re(Kappa) Topic
December 07, 2013, 05:24:46 AM
Holy water part 2 came out like 8 years ago bro
#1575
FFA / Re: ELITE MUSICIAN TRUE TOP 5
December 05, 2013, 09:50:46 PM
Thanks bro. I probs should be ranked 1 but I have been slack and not caring that much about music for years and years. But guys don't worry, I'm grinding guitar and piano again so I'm gonna be fucking epic soon. Vids will be posted <3
#1576
FFA / Re: should andrew kent Vulpex be removed from rankings?
December 04, 2013, 11:37:38 PM
should andrew kent be removed from the rankings
should goose's mum get a butt load of spankings
should K.. get a bj from luke
sounds good but his cock is so large hits the back of my throat and makes me want to puke
#1577
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
December 04, 2013, 09:11:31 PM
#1578
GoldenEye 007 / Re: November 2013 Proof Call
December 04, 2013, 08:34:12 PM
Thanks for linking the vids :)

btw s1 ooa 1:50 (needs proof) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWl53hvTV_A
#1579
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
November 28, 2013, 09:54:47 AM
I dont understand why everyone is good at dam except for me
#1580
FFA / I would wait for a nade for ya
November 25, 2013, 11:18:19 PM
I would wait for a nade for ya
Wait for objective: a for ya
Wait for nat to escape for ya
Pelagic 2 no x-ray for ya
Oh whoa oh
Oh i would go through all this pain
Wait for hostages til I'm insane
Yeah i would grind for ya baby
But you wont do the same

:(
#1581
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
November 24, 2013, 09:28:24 AM
Thanks. The time is very easy with rayan style hut and optimal strafing choices. Btw dont have internet until 28th nov so cant upload till then :(
#1582
Testing Area / Did someOne lock the 500 reply topic? Wtf happened?
November 24, 2013, 08:52:37 AM
Is this technical difficulty? Testing mods to fix pls.
#1583
FFA / Re: Levels spent most/least time on
November 24, 2013, 08:47:08 AM
Good question, wish i knew the answer exactly. Let me guess though...

Ge.

Most played:

Bunker 2.
Egypt.
Caverns.

Least played:

Cradle.
Aztec.
Dam.

Pd.

Most played.

G5
Villa.
War.

Least played:

Defection
Escape
Ci defense
#1584
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
November 24, 2013, 08:34:32 AM
I find 119 hard bro lol.
#1585
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
November 24, 2013, 08:13:50 AM
15 mins after 12 years s1 inactivity for 1:51. 1:50's incoming tomorrow hopefully. Inspired to play it after watching glen stevens play it. Oh yeah, whats that? I live with glen stevens AND greg whatmore (ltk legend). Pwned.
#1586
Other Games / Re: monopoly
November 24, 2013, 07:22:38 AM
When i get internet i wanna play with you guys. I have the best strats.
#1587
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
November 24, 2013, 07:07:00 AM
Fuck K.. you are amazing
#1588
General Chat / Re: A new home for the boards!
November 23, 2013, 07:53:51 AM
Sup
#1589
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 29, 2013, 08:14:05 PM
LTK and DLTK are not ranked on the main page because they are absolutely arbitrary ideas. They use standard levels but we have created our own difficulty settings.

Finding challenges within the already programmed levels and difficulties is where most of the value lies and what most people will connect with. But it doesn't just have to be a level to meet the criteria for a good speedrunning challenge. I already pointed out why duel fails at this.

For example one might have 3 criteria for a speedrunning level to be respected:

1. Are the objectives and difficulties already predetermined and programmed within the game? (i.e complete objectives and finish level - objectives and boundaries already constructed within game)
2. Does the level/objective meet the criteria for a good speedrunning candidate? (i.e does it have a very high skill ceiling that allows players who invest more time and energy to achieve better results than those who don't)
3. Does the challenge revolve around the most widely played aspect of the game? (i.e single player, not multiplayer in this case)

Fulfil these 3 criteria and you'll have a legit speedrunning challenge.

Just be aware that if the challenge fails one of the criteria you'll get SOME people who still play them, but there will never, ever be widespread interest in them. i.e ltk
#1590
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 29, 2013, 07:41:12 PM
Actually my points regarding firing range aren't really my arguments to remove duel, it is a counter argument to the claim it is a solo mission.

My main argument is that the level does not adequately meet the criteria for a legitimate speedrunning category. It does not allow sufficient deviation so that players with a higher level of skill who commit a larger amount of time will not be rewarded. The lack of skill required for the level makes it pointless to run.

If the challenge does not adequately reward higher skill or effort it's not a good challenge. Given that we have 20 levels already that sufficiently do this, there is no reason to add a 21st level which doesn't help at all to accomplish our goal (to rank and reward players who devote time and energy into speedrunning).

Right from the beginning duel A/SA does not allow sufficient reward for speedrunning over a couple of hours. Compare this to the other levels which require 100's or 1000's of hours to speedrun to get close to the WR's.

It is without question the odd one out. It is not in the same league at all as the other levels. In fact it is so obviously pathetic in all areas that if you stop for a second and get out of the 'it's a level' conditioning you will realise the stupidity of including it.
#1591
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 29, 2013, 07:00:13 PM
It seems like most guys really are trapped in this 'if it's a level it has to be ranked' paradigm. It makes no real sense from a speedrunning perspective. I can understand why you guys have it but it has no real legs to stand on. Just because a level exists does not mean it needs to be ranked. That's something you made up in your head.

If a legit level did exist within the main story line which was for some reason 3 seconds long and everyone had the same time.. It should be removed. It's completely pointless. It makes absolutely no difference if it's on the rankings or if it isn't. Why put something on the rankings that has no meaning?
#1592
Perfect Dark / Re: ATTN: Karl Jobst (important)
October 29, 2013, 06:46:06 PM
Thank you for looking into this further and posting with a now obviously educated opinion.

I'm aware of the current proof policy.
#1593
Perfect Dark / Re: ATTN: Karl Jobst (important)
October 29, 2013, 06:34:17 PM
Tyler please stop deleting my posts.
#1594
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 29, 2013, 06:27:39 PM
Well the poll results did leave the topic question kind of answered. I was discussing the legitimacy of having duel on the rankings at all.

It just comes down to what you think is important. I think challenges should only be listed if they provide enough depth so that hard work and skill is rewarded with higher ranking times. Otherwise I see no point of competition if everyone can only get the same time.

It seems like with Bounce Tales the chapter in question is a part of a chain in a linear storyline. Duel is a side quest unlocked through the firing range.
#1595
Perfect Dark / Re: ATTN: Karl Jobst (important)
October 29, 2013, 05:38:34 PM
Quote from: Infil on October 29, 2013, 03:05:55 PM
As an aside, K..... you *really* stopped the video so quickly after a low 26 pace run (a run that you must have felt was decently good, or else it wouldn't have been 25) that you didn't even wait for the results screen? Why?

I didn't even know if 25 was POSSIBLE when I was playing. I'd had a ton of 26 runs that looked the same that was 26. Seriously the run requires almost perfection and even when your perfect you're only going to get 25 by a couple of tenths. I stopped the tape to see what decimal 26 it was to assess what I needed to do for 25. I was in my 'research' phase for seeing if 25 was possible. I was not expecting 25 at all actually. I didn't need an endscreen because you can use the game timer to see what time it will be (for pal there is 2 seconds from when timer disappears).

You have to realise back then I didn't have TAS to tell me 25 was possible. I didn't even know. Seriously no one thought it was really doable at the time. So it's easy for you to sit there and say 'obviously it could have been 25', but at the time it wasn't that obvious and I was just grinding the level, trying to find improvements and seeing what I needed to do to get 25.

No one had achieved 25 at this point and no one was using the strategy I developed (which, interestingly, every vid emulates now) so I had no reference points to let me know if 25 was possible. All I had was my own runs and the game timer. Therefore whenever I finished a good run I would stop the tape, look at the TT's and decide if I needed more boosts or something.
#1596
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 29, 2013, 04:47:01 PM
The only question that should be asked here is "Is this level a suitable candidate for speedrunning?" or "Does this level contain the qualities that makes it a good category for speedrunning".

If you're asking different questions, you're in the wrong business.
#1597
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 29, 2013, 04:44:29 PM
1) Not sure what we would do. That situation hasn't happened and may not happened. I like to deal with what is actually happening rather than deal with hypotheticals. Make judgements on situations as they arise. This will avoid making unnecessary adjustments when future events may not happen.

2) Yes 3 is cake. Too cake for it to be a legitimate speedrunning category.

3) Patience is relative. Compared to every other level duel does not require patience. 

4) I'm not sure if anyone actually cares how fast we do things, just how fast we do it relative to everyone else. Most challenges humans create are completely useless and arbitrary. It's just something to pass the time. Do you really, really, REALLY care how fast humans complete PD? It is more a test of skill than anything else. This community is based on a showing and highlighting the skill of the players.

6)Yes LTK/DLTK should be on a separate ranking. As should duel completely.

7) if everyone is achieving the same time that is not competition. Definition of competition : the activity or condition of striving to gain or win something by defeating or establishing superiority over others. This level has proven that we cannot establish superiority over others. Everyone gets the same time, there is no winning/losing, there is only conformity.
#1598
Perfect Dark / Re: ATTN: Karl Jobst (important)
October 29, 2013, 04:14:56 PM
Sick evidence bro.
#1599
Perfect Dark / Re: ATTN: Karl Jobst (important)
October 29, 2013, 03:59:16 PM
It was investigated 8 years ago. Why don't you nice gentlemen go investigate it then instead of creating stopics here. Don't post topics and ask me stupid fucking questions that I already answered years ago.

BTW, locate the original.

Tyler told me there is reasonable doubt the video is faked. Evidence? You can't make accusations like that without evidence, I assume that you have some.
#1600
Perfect Dark / Re: ATTN: Karl Jobst (important)
October 29, 2013, 03:15:34 PM
Quote from: Infil on October 29, 2013, 03:05:55 PM


I'm not sure there was a time in the elite when known faked/edited videos were accepted as proof? If there was, please correct me.



Suggesting the video is faked?
#1601
Perfect Dark / Re: ATTN: Karl Jobst (important)
October 29, 2013, 03:12:48 PM
I clearly answered you already. If you don't want to believe my answers, go fuck yourself. This was also a time where this was acceptable. Ask any good PD player if this vid is legit.
#1602
Perfect Dark / Re: ATTN: Karl Jobst (important)
October 29, 2013, 03:03:14 PM
I was way more of a dick back then lol. Not sure how anyone gave me credit.
#1603
Perfect Dark / Re: ATTN: Karl Jobst (important)
October 29, 2013, 02:41:08 PM
http://elite.speedrunwiki.com/forum/index.php?topic=634.0

n/m here it is.

While you're at it you may want to proof call everyone who has a time above 80 points and enquire about why expert has no vid for 54 PA.
#1604
Perfect Dark / Re: ATTN: Karl Jobst (important)
October 29, 2013, 02:37:15 PM
The jump is actually because I stopped recording on the VCR. I had been playing war agent a long time and had gotten many, many 26's. I didn't think the run was special so I stopped the tape so I could watch the run again and see how close I was. Then when I saw 25 I recorded again.

This is not new. If you were around at the time of the record you would know there was a long discussion regarding this has already taken place. Feel free to go into the history of the boards and find it.

You didn't need an anonymous tip to tell you that.
#1605
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 29, 2013, 01:50:44 PM
If anyone can pick up a controller, spend an hour or 2 and get the same time and earn the same amount of points as someone who spends thousands of hours practicing and dedicating their time, the level is failing in its ability to accurately rank people by their skill, effort and achievement. This is the foundation that this community is built on. This is what made the community meaningful. Duel, while included from the beginning, fails at this. Every other level succeeds, duel fails.

If you put more value on whether or not something is a level, as apposed to what I've just stated, then no amount of reasoning will matter. I can just say that I'm sorry you feel that way. I however, find the values I listed to be very important, in fact critical and necessary.
#1606
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 29, 2013, 01:32:18 PM
^ Yeah pretty much the problem. You actually don't care about what the point of this website is. You don't care about what we are trying to achieve here. You literally do not factor anything relevant to do with this community. You only care about 'is this a level'. And you only care about picking words apart. So I'm happy for you if that's what you care about.*

*Don't care regarding this issue, not in general.
#1607
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 29, 2013, 01:18:36 PM
Well I know you didn't make the decision. I'm just talking about your stance.

How does duel successfully rank people? Everyone is ranked the same for agent?

Nevermind, I've already made my points. It is clear that you believe that on this website that attempts to rank people by their skill and gaming achievements, we should include a level that does not rank people by their skill or gaming achievements (because there is no skill and everyone is ranked the same). Cool.
#1608
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 29, 2013, 01:05:39 PM
Quote from: Thiradell on October 29, 2013, 12:33:44 PM
LTK and DLTK are custom creations of the-elite based on a mode which lets you change how difficult levels are. What about LLTK? What about everything at 50%? I could get the record right now for 27% enemy health, 435% enemy damage and 12% enemy accuracy for Defection Agent. LTK/DLTK are separated because they're not related to the game in such a way to be included on the main ranks.

NEWSFLASH: The-elite.net is a custom creation. This entire concept is a human construct. You're acting as if there is a 'universal truth' to PD rankings and duel is included. Actually, WE decide what gets ranked. And thus far your only reason for including it is because 'it is a level'. You completely disregard the entire point of this group.

BTW Tyler, regarding the shootout analogy. You put a world class goalkeeper in front of a set of goals and ask your average joe to score a goal. I'm not so sure the goalkeeper will be useless then. Because SKILL still applies.

You put your average joe in front of PD and they'll get 3 duel, a WR, and 100 points. Because skill is irrelevant in this level.
#1609
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 29, 2013, 12:54:40 PM
I'm sorry but your 'it's a level' response is not sufficient anymore. Unfortunately you have nothing else.

You do not care how difficult something is.

You do not care if something can successfully 'rank' people by their skill.

You do not care if it's impossible to put extra time into a level in order to be ranked higher than someone who has not put in much time.

You do not care if everyone has the same time.

From the ranking home page...

Our community has committed countless hours developing strategies and practicing their gaming skills to see their ranks improve, build reputation and even be named champion ------ A list of genuine principles this community is built upon. None of which is satisfied by Duel.

You do not care about any of this. You only care if something is a level. You actually don't care if a level contains speedrunning, which is what this website is built around.

Basically you disregard every single thing that defines this community and base your decisions on something completely irrelevant.

Congrats.
#1610
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 29, 2013, 10:18:40 AM
"Clemens casually got 1:46 p2"

I understand what you're saying but unfortunately it's not accurate. Clemens spent THOUSANDS of hours working on his strafing ability and general control. He didn't 'casually' get that time. Actually he devoted several years of his life to becoming great so that he can be that good.

Lack of skill actually should be an important factor though. Sports are challenging. Popular, respectable sports are not easy. The best sports or competitions are the ones where dedication, hard work, patience and discipline allow you to achieve better results than someone that does not do that. Otherwise the competition is stupid, useless, not valuable, meaningless. This is duel.

Maian SOS, MBR and WAR are unlocked by completely all levels on agent, sa, and PA. All done through standard play through the main storyline. Duel is not. And yes, the other levels do play as standard levels, duel does not.

If 'method of unlock' is not an factor. Then 'menu from which level is accessed' should also not be a factor. And therefore all you are left with is, 'does this challenge meet the requirements to be ranked'? And it doesn't. Any example is MARIO 64. If the 'method of access' was a criteria you would have a separate WR for 1-120 stars. Literally 120 WR's. Is that the case? No. They CREATE each meaningful WR. So it becomes 16/70/120. We weed out all of the other categories. If we include every single sub category then they all become meaningless and lose value. However a lot of people do not understand this concept here.

"Duel 3 is a WR so it should be listed" - There is a WR out there for EVERYTHING. In fact you set WR's all the time every day. It's the value of the WR that is important. This means we should also list challenge WR's, firing range WR's, holo WR's, gadget WR's on the main page as well. They are WR's after all. We, as a community need to CHOOSE which WR's we list. WR's that have value and meaning and are difficult. Also we will need to include LTK and DLTK within the overall point system. They are WR's. And if this is a criteria then they MUST be included. Let me say again, yes it's a WR. But also everyone has the WR for successfully turning on a light switch. But should we list that? Everyone here has the WR for waking up in the morning. Should we list that?

I disagree with the points of 'method of access', and 'is it a wr'. But if you are going to use these criteria you MUST include DLTK and LTK times within the main rankings and include them in point totals. Also include them on the WR leaders page. LTK and DLTK are both accessed from solo mission menu, and both are WR's.

I would not make a rule saying that x amount of people need to have a time before it's removed. On other levels we don't see this clutter of WRs. We see correct deviation. We see good players being able to achieve a higher rank than people who did not put in the same amount of effort. It would be a judgemental thing. But I think only Duel qualifies for this because of all the point I outlined before.

Why does soccer have 11 players? Why does soccer not allow you to use your hands? Why is there a goalkeeper? To make it HARD. So that it requires skill so that it is interesting. If there were not goalkeepers the sport would be stupid. Would soccer be 'accessable' to everyone? YEah, it would be a lot more 'accessable'. Would it be the most popular sport in the world? Fuck no, people would think it's stupid.

People think giving everyone a WR is a good thing. I think it's a horrible thing. It makes having a WR not a big deal. It makes the game easier to access, but also makes it less respectable and thus ultimately not as popular.

I honestly cannot convey this as well as this scene from A league of their own. Please watch it to see my point!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndL7y0MIRE4
#1611
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 29, 2013, 09:25:01 AM
Reasons why duel should not be on the rankings...

- Lack of deviation: The majority of members have the exact same time on agent, almost half on SA. The point of any competition is to rank people according to their skill and achievement. If a challenge does not allow deviation of results, or if it does not sufficiently indicate differences in skill it is useless as a challenge.

- Lack of skill required: For Agent you only need to know how to hold right/left on the control stick and press Z. That is literally all you have to do. There is absolutely no skill involved, this is why MOST people have the same time. Why is a challenge included that needs absolutely no skill to achieve? Every respectable sport or competition requires a lot of skill to be highly ranked. Along with lack of deviation this makes it absolutely terrible. What is the point of this site? Shouldn't a challenge be ... challenging?

- Only unlocked through firing range: This makes is not a true solo mission and separate from the other missions. It is a side mission and the only reason it is selectable from the solo mission menu is because there is no other reasonable place to put it.

- Does not allow for improvement: We know for absolute sure the records are maxed. Why? Because 2 seconds out of each difficulty is spent waiting for the level to end once the opponent has been killed. 1 second of controlling Joanna and 2 seconds of waiting. Defection 5 shows that even when 6 seemed maxed to everyone, it could still be improved. Even archives 15 is at least POSSIBLE in theory. And the maxed times of these levels could only be achieved with EXTREME skill. i.e defection 5 is only 5 seconds long but needs incredible skill and precision. Duel are maxed, and not only maxed, maxed by most, and not only maxed by most, maxed by most easily.

- Times this easy should not have the same point value as other levels: Duel requires no skill to get the WR and yet it still gets 100 points. When every other level requires a lot of skill to achieve to get 100 points. Everyone can agree that duel does not require skill. It just requires timing.

This website exists to celebrate SKILL. To celebrate COMPETITION. To celebrate PATIENCE. To celebrate HARD WORK. To celebrate ACHIVEMENT. Duel doesn't satisfy any of these.*

*I'm sorry but playing duel for 2 hours doesn't qualify for patience.

Reasons for duel being on the rankings -

You can access it from the solo missions menu: You can access it from the solo missions menu.

...

LOL
#1612
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
October 29, 2013, 08:20:01 AM
Seriously I don't get good trevs though so I'm basically just trying to get 54 cause 53 won't happen cause of trev :( but if I got good trev 53 would be easy.
#1613
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
October 29, 2013, 08:16:59 AM
Facility SA - 54. Bad trev, bad run, will settle though. Will actually play OOA though for 54 cause I can get it with bad trev pretty easy which means if I get a doak I have a good chance of 54.
#1614
Perfect Dark / Re: Strength of the World Records
October 28, 2013, 09:20:38 AM
Back when I was the best by far.

p.s I still am. K.. PD come back coming soon (after GE).
#1615
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
October 28, 2013, 09:14:55 AM
omg fixed im sorry
#1616
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
October 28, 2013, 09:08:33 AM
Thanks. End was very bad but settling for 55 on ooa, still playing for 54 on sa.
#1617
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 23, 2013, 10:04:30 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sosQ9jPHCmA

This video is a pretty great metaphor for duel. Compare that to the following video which is a metaphor for the rest of the levels....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTyO4jgNLpI

Yeah.
#1618
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 23, 2013, 08:31:36 AM
Quote from: Carathorn on October 23, 2013, 08:05:41 AM
ok the poll has spoken clearly. everyone had their time to whine about it now its time to move on and be happy people again.

Clearly Duel stays on the rankings, we could go with a "don't post it on the forum because nobody cares"

Luckily this attitude is getting phased out of humanity. Discussion and debate is a good thing. Trying to silence people from discussion is fucked. If you moved on we'd be happier. Typical response from someone who doesn't know how to contribute to the discussion but wants to feel important.
#1619
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 23, 2013, 03:23:20 AM
I know what you were dong (massive dong). Doesn't make my question any less relevant.
#1620
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 23, 2013, 03:19:18 AM
350+ people having duel 3 is not hypothetical. That's the majority of people on the rankings. Please advise why it is still on the ranks. Again, if the majority of people have the same time ranking said time is completely fucking useless. How is that not completely obvious to anyone else?

HEY GUYS. I'm creating a new GE league. It's the 'quit out league'. It's a league where you trying and quit out of the level as quickly as possible. Sure everyone will have 2 seconds. But fuck it, it's legit and it's obviously completely irrel if everyone has the same time, it should still be ranked! Cause you never know, 1 person might get 3 seconds making the entire thing worth while.
#1621
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 23, 2013, 03:09:44 AM
100+ people getting war agent is a hypothetic. 350 people have duel 3 seconds is a reality. I'd much rather deal with that is actually going on then try to imagine how I'd feel when this imaginary and non existent event you mentioned happens.

The 'it's a solo mission' is a terrible, terrible argument because it completely ignores what is going on in reality. It is idealistic to the extreme. I would love to live in a world where things were perfect as well. But I live in a world where the majority of people have exactly the same time and it's still ranked for some reason.

Please do not make decisions in life based on 'ideals'. Make them based on reality.
#1622
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 23, 2013, 02:51:35 AM
Quote from: Neo on October 23, 2013, 01:49:12 AM
Don't think I want in to get in to a 4 page debate about this but it's fine the way it is, been this way for almost (?) 15 years and it's not a problem.

If this were a positive attitude to have, there would be no scientific advanced, no medical advancement and no human rights advancement. Saying 'we're going to keep it like this because it's already like this' is too circular of an argument.

There are 2 sides to this spectrum; bad --- good. Just because something isn't on the extreme end of bad does not mean it is not open to improvement.

The argument of how you 'access' something I believe it is actually not valid. List me other examples of competition where this is a criteria? List me one sport or group of competitors who define what they are competing in by the way it is 'accessed'. While you are on that wild goose chase I'll just advise you that there aren't any. Because that criteria is ridiculous.

Imagine if someone presented an extra event for the decathlon. It's called the 5m meter dash and times are rounded down to the nearest second. Every person competing will likely get 1 second so it's useless but we feel like it needs to be done because... because humans have legs and can sprint and therefore we need to include it. We need to include into this event, which is a total concept of the human mind, because the evolution has given us legs and muscles to sprint and therefore must be included.

The programmers did not make the-elite.net. The creators of the game did not predict this community. The creators of the game made the game for the thousands of people who play it casually. To use their decisions as the basis of how we construct this competitive community is beyond retarded and shows the utter detachment from what this group actually is in essence (hint: an abstract idea not tied to actual reality).

The points presented regarding the level being removed actual deal with speedrunning, rankings, logistics etc. These are things that actually concern this community. The points presented for keeping the level deal with decisions made my programmers completely removed from this community. Decisions made before the game was even finished.
#1623
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 23, 2013, 12:18:50 AM
There are many reasons why the duel should not be included on the man rankings. The only actual argument I've seen so far is 'it's accessable from the solo missions menu'. You fucking kidding me?
#1624
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 23, 2013, 12:16:37 AM
There gets a point where it becomes ridiculous and irrelevant. over 300 people have 3 on agent, therefore why rank it? The rank is completely useless because everyone has the same time. Same goes for 6 SA. It requires no skills and everyone has it, so why rank it? There is no point because it doesn't 'rank' anyone seeing as everyone is ranked the same. Anyone with 3/6 has 100 points and if you don't have 3/6 you have 0 points. Is that even a rankings?

Like I previously said there are 97 positions available for points. When all of those spots become the same time that everyone has, there is no reason to rank it.

Don't talk about other easy wr's either. Archives 16 isn't anywhere near 97 people yet and 16 may not be maxed. Again this is another point in the long list of reasons why duel is stupid for being on the rankings.

Dark slayer your entire post was not a strong argument. Please make an actual case next time instead of just listing legit points and coming back with the seriously amazing rebuttle of 'this argument is not strong CHECK MATE BIATCHES I WINZZ!'
#1625
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 22, 2013, 09:15:35 AM
Ace actually makes a good point. If we are to be consistent here we should include duel a and sa back into the WR leaderboard. After all, it is a level so all the WR's have equal waiting with the other levels.

It is a level. Therefore it must be on the rankings + WR leaderboard. Any argument against this is arbitrary.
#1626
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 22, 2013, 06:12:48 AM
Can we please include firing range onto the main page and allocate points for it? I consider that a level, and all levels must be ranked. It's a level because it has a start and finish just like the other levels. It shows the completion time (actually it shows decimals too, making it even MORE legit and accurate than the current levels we use), it has 3 difficulties and it can only be accessed while the n64 is on, just like the rest of the main missions.
#1627
FFA / Re: Should the Timer round down to improve our WRs?
October 21, 2013, 01:33:19 PM
It has already been established that the on-screen timer is not a true indicator of the actual in-game timer due to lag and frame issues. The in-game timer is not affected by frame dropping and is always accurate. This is widely known. Therefore this topic is troll. Therefore please move this topic to bin.
#1628
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 21, 2013, 01:07:59 PM
Phazonn: We agree. I was not saying 'duel should be removed because it's not a level'. I was merely responding to the handful of people stating the counter, and I was trying to get across the point that this argument is not strong.
#1629
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 21, 2013, 12:28:02 PM
I concede that point :)
#1630
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 21, 2013, 12:09:59 PM
Phazonn I'm very happy to discuss this with you but please do not overlook points I make. For example, I just mentioned into my last post that the majority of the argument coming from other people wanting to keep duel on the ranks is because it's considered a level. Therefore it is entirely relevant to discuss whether or not duel is a level. Furthermore if Duel is a level, is it different from the other levels and should it be grouped alongside them?

Groups are defined by differences, not similarities. For example, racing cars. They have different classes. These classes are defined by the differences of motor etc. They don't say 'all cars have 4 wheels therefore they are all classed together'. They say 'what differences do these cars have in the output of the motor etc'. Or boxing, it's the 'difference' of weight that seperate the boxing classes. Not the similarities, because most boxers wear gloves and have 2 arms.

As with this game, it is incorrect to group duel with the other levels. Not because it doesn't have similarities. Because it does obv. Hell I can give you similarities between a turd and a rose, it doesn't mean they should be grouped. But there are distinct differences that does exclude it. Which have been addressed already.

Also just understand that there are many factors that influence my opinion on this. It creates a larger picture with everything considered. So pulling out one individual point and acting as if that is the 'make or break' argument really isn't necessary. If there was only one point in this hole argument that would be fine, but there are many and they have been listed. To break it down again though...

Given the obvious differences to the main missions, the ridiculous lack of skill required to turn and shoot, the short nature of the level, the amount of people who have the records, the fact that it's not involved or even related to the main story missions, the fact that the only way to unlock the level is through some random side quest also not related to solo, it should not be ranked with the other levels and people should not be getting 300 points that contribute to overall points for this joke level when actual speedrunners are busting balls to get 100 points on real levels. (if you ignore 90% of this paragraph and respond with 'thinking the level is a joke isn't a good reason to remove it' then you'll know you're a failure at life).

#1631
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 21, 2013, 10:54:09 AM
I'm sorry, but no. If you go to the select mission screen the duel is not there. What you actually have to do is run down stairs and complete the firing range medals first. Please note that you do not find the firing range in the solo mission screen. Please also note that this is only 'level' that cannot be accessed by playing the solo missions alone. This makes it different to every other level.

Labelling something as arbitrary doesn't make it arbitrary. I think it's arbitrary that the duel is located in the solo mission screen. Where else would they put it?

Why do we need to disqualify it as a level? Because the main argument for people wanting it to remain on the ranks is because it's a level. Duh. But it is only a level as much as the firing range medals are levels. The only leg this argument has to stand on is the fact that it's located on the same screen as the other legit levels. But again, where else would you access it from?

The duel is a level, but it is in no way a level in the same regard as the other 20 levels. It is a different creature completely. Why is this relevant? Because this 'creature' is useless. 300 people have the agent wr when there are only 97 spots allocated for points. Same goes for sa pretty much. The level is 3/6/9 seconds long and involves spinning and shooting and no speedrunning. Maybe if the level was more legit it'd be fine. But actually when you look at it logically it's quite stupid to have it alongside the ACTUAL levels. Makes a complete mockery of the real levels.
#1632
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 21, 2013, 07:08:31 AM
Quote from: Deep-Darkness on October 21, 2013, 05:57:53 AM
Also, the reason why the Duel can't be compared with a Holo training is that Holo training is out of the main menu, but the Duel is in a menu called exactly Solo Missions. That means that the programmers and developers of the game wanted the Duel to be a mission.

Deep Darkness with the inside scoop on how the original programmers wanted the-elite.net to categorise this level.
#1633
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 21, 2013, 07:04:10 AM
Differences between Duel and every other solo level:

- Cannot be unlocked by playing through solo mission. Can only be unlocked through something irrelevant to solo missions.
- Does not have an associated unlockable cheat.
- Does not involve a story line.

Please do not continue to say that the only excuse for duel not being considered a mission is that we 'don't like it'. Please at least do the respectable thing and read the points that people are making.

Yes you can select it from the solo missions menu. But it has obvious differences and it is obviously not like the normal missions.

Pluto is actually a good example of this type of situation. You can't use 'similarities' to include things in groups. You need to use 'differences'. I.e I could say let's include hologram and firing range because just like solo missions, they show the time achieved. Also firing range has bronze/silver/gold which is similar to agent/sa/pa. Therefore because of 'similarities' we should include them as well. Just like you cannot say 'duel should be included because it has a/sa/pa and saves best time' or 'needs to be included because it can be accessed from the same menu'. "Can be accessed from the same menu?" That's a joke argument.

Not a good strategy. Gotta look at what is different in how they function. Sure it was included in the past, but times change and people get smarter. Duel is obviously different, don't include it with the regular missions.
#1634
FFA / Democracy has spoken
September 06, 2013, 08:29:38 PM
I'm a big advocate of doing things in the best interest of the community. The most recent poll hints that the majority think it would be best if I left, so I've decided to do that. I'll email Ngamer to remove my mod status on the GE board. This is half because you guys voted saying you want me to leave and half because I think my negetive behaviour here isn't a good thing for me or anyone else.

Just want to say hope you guys are happy with how things are and do your best to make this place better.

Also if any guys want to know how to make their penis bigger you can send me a PM. I made mine longer by 1 inch and also thicker and it was one of the best decisions I ever made. The GF really likes the change and it has made sex a lot better for me. Virgins feel free to post about how this is stupid.

Thanks for voting honestly in the poll.

I'll still play GE and update my times because there are a lot of bad old times I want to improve.
#1635
FFA / Re: Goose and Karl forums
September 06, 2013, 08:52:45 AM
ugh maybe it is time for me to leave this place.

I really try to talk sense into people here but I don't think I'm gonna do it. I fucking love the games and spent so much time playing them. I want this place to be fucking good and designed so that people can vote for who they want to be in power.

I don't want this site just to be run by people because they happen to be in the right profession (IT). Because having IT skills has NOTHING to do with making decisions that benefit the elite. And you think because someone is in the right profession and gives us something that we have to automatically disregard their decisions and respect them.

This place does have some cool people, but generally it has a lot of people with very little friends in real life. And those people have little friends because they aren't nice people in real life. I fuck around and say swear words on these boards but generally my messages are made for good intentions. Ask anyone who has met me IRL and they will say I always try and be the best person I can be.

In the rest of my life things are going well, and I even mentor guys on how to do better in their lives and with girls etc. I think maybe I'm outgrowing this place and for that reason I act stupid to try and create at least something of interest for myself here.

We will see, I wouldn't create a new board but I maybe I will go away because there is a stark contrast between my behaviour here and my behaviour in the rest of my life.
#1636
FFA / Re: Goose and Karl forums
September 06, 2013, 08:28:40 AM
Why is this person trying to pick a fight?
#1637
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Proven Goldeneye World Rankings
September 06, 2013, 08:15:59 AM
Quote from: Shadow on September 06, 2013, 08:05:24 AM
K.., Goose: If someone gives an incredible, free service, and then you don't like something, please don't then go accusing that person of a lack of morals and a hunger for power. It's not nice, and it's also incredibly hypocritical.


I love the rankings. There isn't something about it I dislike. I'm not argueing to YE to change anything. I'm argueing against people like you that don't understand what 'free' actually means.

Btw I've actually spent a lot of time with YE. I know he has good intentions but he is certainly not thoughtful to others.
#1638
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Proven Goldeneye World Rankings
September 06, 2013, 08:10:43 AM
Wouter how many times do I have to say Ryan can keep the code private if he wants? Do I have to say this 10 times before you read it?

I'm just saying that keeping it private isn't for any noble cause and if he does get offended if a couple of people give him shit and takes the code away, then he didn't give it to us in the first place out of the kindness of his heart.

I'm trying to tell you guys that when you give something to someone as a gift just because you care about them you don't take it back, hide it etc and hold it over their heads.

This is why a lot of people who think they are nice people are actually not. You don't see the difference between doing a favour for a positive reason, and doing a favour for your own self interest.

I don't feel entitled to anything, Ryan can do whatever he wants. There is a difference between me feeling entitled and me pointing out that Ryan's actions aren't for the good of the elite.

Wouter just one more time for you and other people. I don't care if Ryan keeps the code private. I don't care if Ryan keeps the code private. I don't care if he keeps the code private. BUT, I do care when Ryan keeps the code private AND YOU BLAME GOOSE. What the fuck? It is NO ONE'S fault but YE's if he keeps the code from people.
#1639
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Proven Goldeneye World Rankings
September 06, 2013, 05:28:03 AM
Again I'm not saying YE doesn't have the right to withhold the code. That's fine. It's just obvious he loves the power and doesn't actually care about the greater good.

If your friend was an electrician and offered to set up some lights for you. Then later you wanted to get some more lights installed but your friend was busy so you hired another electrician. Then your friend found out about this and came back over and purposely made the wiring so confusing that no other electricians could install any further on your lights. You friend would be an asshole.

Ryan offered a service of his programming skills. We accepted the new site because it's better than the original. Ryan claims he has asked for nothing. HOWEVER THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE LIE. Ryan has ABSOLUTE AUTHORITY OF THE WEBSITE. That is not asking for nothing. He can do whatever the fuck he wants with the website and has the final word. That's what price we had to pay.

If Ryan cared about the greater good of the elite he wouldn't care if 50 or 100 new rankings were set up using his code, because ultimately the more rankings that get created the more exposure the games have.

As I previously stated he can do that, but don't go saying YE is such a fucking good guy. Cause you guys are being naive as fuck.
#1640
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Proven Goldeneye World Rankings
September 06, 2013, 05:09:56 AM
Quote from: Wouter Jansen on September 06, 2013, 04:28:58 AM
And you're not a deity who knows exactly how Ryan felt/feels about the situation and what thoughts he went through to come to this conclusion and action. His post sounds a lot more compassionate than yours sounds appreciating of his efforts. Stating these things about him like they are facts, sounds more powerhungry to me. Taking away access to the code can also be an act of protecting against the ill and then it definitely is coming out of good intentions.

My post sounds power hungry to you, therefore YE is compassionate? I'm sorry Wouter but that is stupid logic. Taking away access to the code is protecting against the ill? Lol I don't even know what that means dude. I want what you're smoking.

If he doesn't check the boards anymore why can't the code be released to people who want to use it who are here and want to improve the rankings? Is that the point you're trying to make Rayan? I agree.
#1641
Testing Area / Re: this will be the first tech problem topic to reach 502 posts
September 06, 2013, 03:53:32 AM
this will be the first topic to reach your mum
#1642
FFA / Re: Brad Pitt isn't even in the top 10 GE ranks.
September 06, 2013, 01:48:11 AM
Shit I was a bit harsh. Sorry. I just don't see why you'd continously post bitchy comments against people when you're not even involved. Just seems like you really have no fucking life, even if you think you do.
#1643
FFA / Re: Brad Pitt isn't even in the top 10 GE ranks.
September 06, 2013, 01:36:32 AM
What's that Dayle? You're still out of shape, slightly fat, unnattractive and no one here except your bf wants you here because you do nothing for this community except voice your stupid opinions and whine about people who actually play the games? oh ok cool.

Btw what makes a woman attractive is how nurturing and caring she is. Nothing to do with the fact that you're ugly in the facial region.
#1644
GoldenEye 007 / Re: August 2013 Proof Call
September 06, 2013, 12:04:19 AM
My frigate 1:06 sa isn't proven.
#1645
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Proven Goldeneye World Rankings
September 05, 2013, 11:51:23 PM
Don't get me wrong. I understand that Ryan can withhold the code if he wants. He can take the rankings down and also not allow new mods etc. He can do all that. He has ultimate power because he made it.

But also understand that these actions aren't from a person who cares about the elite and it's future. These actions are from someone who loves the feeling of being in complete control.
#1646
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Proven Goldeneye World Rankings
September 05, 2013, 11:46:35 PM
In that linked YE post he said "I made it out of compassion because I want to see the Elite community continue to thrive."

Don't believe this for one second. YE's intentions are not altruistic. If this were the case he wouldn't have removed the code. The fact is that programming is his profession, it's what he studied to earn money. He didn't learn all that just so he could create a new rankings page for us.

Yes, Ryan did spend a lot of time on the rankings. But don't paint him out to be this saint who does everything from the goodness of his heart. He took the source away because he still wants all the power. But just because someone has IT skills it doesn't make them a good leader or someone who can make sound decisions.

No, ryan didn't take the source code away because someone treated him like shit. He took it away to reinforce his grip of power on the elite because he was feeling insecure and upset that everyone wasn't worshipping him.

I do actually appreciate the effort he put into the rankings. But the fact is that if he actually cared about the future of the elite, the source would be available and he wouldn'let stupid shit like this get into the way.
#1647
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
September 03, 2013, 05:26:57 AM
I bought a 21 inch crt for literally $2.
#1648
FFA / Re: "Strat Master" usernames have been banned by Scott, Come, Ngamer, YE and Thirade
September 03, 2013, 01:23:33 AM
I'm assuming in your picture fanny that the Balrog represents Dayle and I am represented by the brave and wise Gandalf?
#1649
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
September 02, 2013, 11:25:57 PM
LOL Luke. No one uses that antique style anymore. I think I read in ancient texts somewhere about 1.2. Apparently it uses 1 controller or something stupid like that. You crack me up bro.
#1650
FFA / Re: "Strat Master" usernames have been banned by Scott, Come, Ngamer, YE and Thirade
September 02, 2013, 11:22:13 PM
I actually care about the games and I'm standing up for them.

You're just a retard with no life thinking people here care what she thinks. I know a lot about your life actually. I know it has zero value because your time is spent here argueing with people about something that doesn't matter to you, instead of finding things you like doing and doing them.

Shouldn't you go and join a fucking sewing club or something? Unless you're going to grow a dick and start speedrunning Goldeneye you're just another nosy bitch with nothing productive to say.

BTW I post on this board when I'm at work and actually can't be doing something else. I see it as a good opportunity to try and help people with no clue like yourself. I'm trying to make you a better person. Go find something you like, do it, talk to other people who like doing it. Or, if you insist on invading communities with your absolutely fucking stupid ideas then go join the Mario Kart community.
#1651
FFA / Re: Brad Pitt isn't even in the top 10 GE ranks.
September 02, 2013, 10:53:35 PM
Sniper Patrol is stupid even by everyone's standards.
#1652
FFA / Re: "Strat Master" usernames have been banned by Scott, Come, Ngamer, YE and Thirade
September 02, 2013, 10:38:08 PM
Dayle, you are a loser. You come to a community based around videos games which you do not play just to argue with people you don't know. You're existence in this world must be utterly pathetic.

We love the games and they have been a huge part of our lives, so we do care a lot about having the ability to have fun and enjoy ourselves here.

You on the other hand are just a miserable piece of shit with nothing better to do with your time then to be here and be a cunt.

I know I'd probably be asking too much to ask you to leave. Your incredibly low self esteem and disatisfaction with your life would be too much to handle if you couldn't distract yourself with being a faggot on the FFA board.

Here is an idea, go for a fucking jog.
#1653
FFA / Re: "Strat Master" usernames have been banned by Scott, Come, Ngamer, YE and Thirade
September 02, 2013, 07:44:19 PM
Who are you?* typo

Btw fuck you
#1654
FFA / Re: "Strat Master" usernames have been banned by Scott, Come, Ngamer, YE and Thirade
September 02, 2013, 07:42:32 PM
Wait a minute blueline, who the you? Some admins girlfriend? LOL. You dont contribute anything to the games, you dont contribute knowledge and expertise to the community, so please stay the fuck out of conversations involving people who actually effect the community and care about it because they like the game. And not just because they are balls deep in cock from an admin we dont like.
#1655
FFA / Re: "Strat Master" usernames have been banned by Scott, Come, Ngamer, YE and Thirade
September 02, 2013, 07:36:39 PM
Blueline goddess you are being slightly retarded here. You say we should, you know, talk to the mods like adults to get this resolved? They dont say a fucking thing to us and just change our names back. The admin just change shit first without consulting us at all to talk about. So stop being a dick. By your own reasoning the mods are childish.
#1656
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
September 02, 2013, 02:54:37 AM
I thought luke put a vid up of his silo a 101? Why is it still up ?
#1657
General Chat / Re: The New Elite Rankings!
September 02, 2013, 01:41:13 AM
Yep it's the first time I've use the change username feature and I really am the best still so I wasn't trolling.

I think I got heaped into the pile with the other retards. I kind of feel like simba in the lion king when the stampede comes. He gets caught in the middle of this crazy stampede caused by the hyenas. It is not his fault, but his dad saves him and then gets completely owned by the stampede.

Wasn't really simba's fault at all. He was just getting fucked over because he was the king. He was definitely the king because of who he was. He was going to be the absolute king of the whole area because he is awesome and that's why he was treated wrong by scar. That's kinda how I feel.
#1658
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New PR's Here (and discussion)
September 02, 2013, 01:18:47 AM
congrats on recent prs
#1659
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
September 02, 2013, 01:12:50 AM
luke and dave both didn't get the wr's? that would make me sad.
#1660
FFA / Re: "Strat Master" usernames have been banned by Scott, Come, Ngamer, YE and Thirade
September 02, 2013, 12:56:33 AM
Quote from: comeasur33 on September 01, 2013, 11:12:25 PM
If you'd like, we can have Scott undo everything he's done for The Elite regarding these forums and go back to posting on Yuku. :nesquik:

Fuck you. I don't want people doing shit here just for the credit and for us to praise them. If you guys are that fucking retarded then please leave and let us have our shitty fucking board back. You cunts are always like 'if you don't our decisions then we'll undo everything and you can go back to how it was'....

BUT YOU NEVER WILL.
#1661
General Chat / Re: The New Elite Rankings!
September 02, 2013, 12:44:17 AM
My username of 'still #1' also got removed.

Apparently, in a competitive community I am not allowed to state that I'm a better player than someone else. Will they start also deleting posts where people claim they can get times they haven't yet? Am I not allowed to say I'm a good player anymore either?

How about we all change our names to something like 'I love everyone', and 'we are all equally good players :)', or how about, 'the rankings accurately reflect skill perfectly, that's why I love my rank and I love the rankings yay!! :p'

Anyways, I change my name back because given that..

1. We are in a competitive community
2. I have previously been ranked 1st in pd time/points and 1st in ge time, and argueable the most dominant PD champion in history..

it is not unreasonable for me to claim I'm still the best player ever.
#1662
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
September 02, 2013, 12:35:31 AM
Rayan is in Indonesia?
#1663
Perfect Dark / Re: The Perfect Dark Facts Topic
August 30, 2013, 09:08:50 PM
Is there a chance you could get the code for the end of attack ship so we know how the random skedar timings work? there may be a way to get consistently fast endings.
#1664
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Proven Goldeneye World Rankings
August 29, 2013, 09:46:07 PM
Why do people still talk to Axel regarding this? He may very well be the 2nd most successful troll in the history of the elite (after me obv). It is blatently obvious he will never change his mind on this issue. Why continue to discuss it? Nothing you could say or do will ever affect his attitude.

Anyone who argues this any further is just as rediculous as Axel because you're too dimwitted to know when to quit.
#1665
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
August 29, 2013, 08:35:46 PM
thanks ryan very helpful advice.

I am only going for 1:07 or less, so I pretty much just need a nade and decent boris and I have success.
#1666
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
August 29, 2013, 03:48:45 AM
pal or ntsc for bunker1 ooa?
#1667
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
August 27, 2013, 10:10:37 PM
Thanks :)
#1668
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
August 27, 2013, 04:40:33 PM
anyone got any advice for very quick glass strat on agent
?
#1669
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
August 27, 2013, 12:22:55 PM
I just spent 5 hours playing Aztec OOA on NTSC and then just realised I should play it on PAL.

Where were you on that one dipshits.
#1670
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Archives 20 second time saver
August 27, 2013, 10:12:35 AM
I tried it a few times but I didn't get it to work. Maybe if you had 2+ guards we might be able to pull it off.
#1671
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
August 27, 2013, 10:11:05 AM
any other words of wisdom for Aztec ooa?
#1672
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
August 27, 2013, 10:09:53 AM
I was using more bullets. You could say I was being a massive bullet slut even. I'll put the bullets back in my pants from now on.

Thanks for the help. I may wait for Jap though. The guards are being really annoying and auto aim is terrible.
#1673
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
August 27, 2013, 09:40:45 AM
Hey I need help with Aztec OOA.

I seem to always get a laser guard in the vents when I'm on my way to the mainframe after getting the BA. Any idea why this is and how I can avoid it?
#1674
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
August 26, 2013, 12:21:55 PM
I smell something fishy and it's not my vagina.
#1675
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
August 26, 2013, 11:48:38 AM
eise and wouter since 1999 too.
#1676
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
August 26, 2013, 11:33:02 AM
I've been in the top 50 since 1999.
#1677
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Attn Marc Rutzou
August 26, 2013, 09:43:08 AM
sup
#1678
FFA / Brad Pitt isn't even in the top 10 GE ranks.
August 26, 2013, 12:56:59 AM
What a loser.
#1679
Testing Area / Re: this will be the first tech problem topic to reach 502 posts
August 26, 2013, 12:55:44 AM
this is amazing
#1680
FFA / Re: How many Ryan Whites does it to take to screw in a lightbulb?
August 26, 2013, 12:46:07 AM
I'm not playing GE or n64 at all.

Given that I have a relationship, full time job, I exercise and have ambition in life it's hardly a concern that I'm not playing GE several hours a day to make the top 10.

I takes literally 100's of hours to get into the top 10. If I were actually spending the time to do it and were failing, then yeah I could see how that would be funny.

Only someone who really is a complete social retard (see: ryan white) would attempt to insult someone by asking them why they don't play a 15 year old video game for hours on end every week.
#1681
FFA / Re: How many Ryan Whites does it to take to screw in a lightbulb?
August 25, 2013, 07:29:32 PM
you kissed a boy and you liked it? I don't speak japanse.
#1682
FFA / Re: How many Ryan Whites does it to take to screw in a lightbulb?
August 25, 2013, 11:54:48 AM
dunno who that guy is but I think he is trying to express his subconscious desire to fuck me.

if it doesn't work out, you could always screw whatever animal you live near. I hear there are plenty of this animal near you.
#1683
Other Games / Re: Mario Kart 64 vs Lego Racers
August 25, 2013, 11:38:31 AM
lol at durks comment. I mean, I seriously read like 1-2 lines and then just scrolled down thinking why? just why? is this topic really happening? Did I really just scroll past that amount of text?
#1684
FFA / How many Ryan Whites does it to take to screw in a lightbulb?
August 25, 2013, 11:21:41 AM
0.05 in 2 years, or 1 in approx. 1 month.

cause 1 ryan white screws in 20 in about 2 years.
#1685
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Attn Marc Rutzou
August 25, 2013, 09:19:38 AM
Yep it should be the player's responsibility to keep videos on the rankings. If a video get removed the time cannot remain because this means the video cannot be studied in the future if any new faking methods are discovered.

Using this loophole a future Henning may fake a lot of videos, remove his youtube channel shortly after, but keep his fake times up knowing that his videos can't be studied in the future.
#1686
General Chat / Re: Attention Axel Z
August 23, 2013, 09:02:54 AM
When you realise that there are 100 religions and they all think they are correct and everyone else in the world is wrong, all based off zero evidence. You will realise that human beings are fucked in the head.
#1687
General Chat / Re: Attention Axel Z
August 23, 2013, 08:34:41 AM
#schooledagain
#1688
General Chat / Re: Attention Axel Z
August 23, 2013, 08:33:40 AM
Actually, standing up for yourself and having standards is a positive thing. Letting people abuse the fuck out of you is negative.

Trying to create a community filled with people who don't try to fuck over everyone else is positive. Letting people stay who fuck over others consistently is negative.
#1689
General Chat / Re: Attention Axel Z
August 23, 2013, 07:57:01 AM
p.s Axel did not respond to my post because he knows he got schooled.
#1690
General Chat / Re: Attention Axel Z
August 23, 2013, 07:56:02 AM
I was pretty sure this conversation came to its logically conclusion after I posted ...
#1691
General Chat / Re: Attention Axel Z
August 23, 2013, 01:43:03 AM
Lol at this topic. Why we have so many people here argueing against a kid who obviously has major misconceptions about what a rankings is supposed to represent is beyond me.

A quick google search of the meaning of the word rankings....

rankings  plural of rank·ing (Noun)
Noun
1.A position in a scale of achievement or status; a classification.
2.The action or process of giving a specified rank or place within a grading system.

Dealing with the first definition, a position in a scale of achievement or status. Henning has lost all status after continuing to lie regarding his times/videos.

More important is the 2nd meaning. The ACTION or PROCESS of GIVING a specified rank. Why did I capitalize these words? Because a rank is GIVEN. It is not an intrinsic quality. A rank can only be given by a governing 3rd party. And it is up to the discretion of said 3rd party to give the rank. Axel has fallen into the trap of assuming that a rank is attained FIRST, and then the communication of that rank on the rankings pages comes 2nd.

WRONG.

The-elite.net is a governing body that reserves the right to GIVE a ranking to a player according to their achievements or status. A player DOES NOT HAVE A RANK unless the process of ranking said player has accured. This is how rankings work in every other legitimate rankings. There is a governing body that facilitates the process of giving a rank to individuals. To be ranked is not an inherent right.

There cannot be an 'inaccurate' the-elite.net rankings because as previously asserted no one has a ranking unless the-elte.net goes through the process of giving a rank. You will find in many sports, gaming leagues etc there are MULTIPLE rankings. None of these multiple rankings would be 'inaccurate', they are just ranks that each governing body has gone through the process of giving. Ranking is an 'idea' that humans put meaning onto, it is not something that exists in reality.

In conclusion, you cannot argue against those who do not use logic and reason to come to their conclusions. I understand what Axel wants though. He wants a page that shows the times that everyone has achieved. That's ok, however that kind of page does not fall under the category of 'rankings' and if he wishes that kind of page to exist he must create it himself or employ the services of others to do so.
#1692
FFA / Re: Petition to make Ryan White Administrator
August 22, 2013, 02:56:52 AM
Quote from: TheFlash on August 22, 2013, 02:50:50 AM
feel free to take all my responsibilities

Lolz. This statement is empty. You would never give your responsibilities to Mr. White. You say feel free to take the responsibiliteees. But like, how can he take them if they are locked in a glass cage of emotion?
#1693
General Chat / Re: Goldeneye / Perfect Dark on the Sunday Sequence break (Sign up for podcast)
August 22, 2013, 02:28:16 AM
Rayan, perhaps you could be the Farsi translator for the Iranian audience. :)
#1694
FFA / Re: Two years ago today...
August 22, 2013, 01:47:58 AM
Mission: Sex
# times completed: 20
PR: 1m30s
Total Time: 59m13s
#1695
General Chat / Re: Goldeneye / Perfect Dark on the Sunday Sequence break (Sign up for podcast)
August 22, 2013, 01:31:39 AM
Quote from: True Religion on August 22, 2013, 01:17:10 AM
As long as I'm not driving during the podcast, I'm in.

Yes let's rely on a variable that we won't know until it's time to actually do the podcast  ::)
#1696
General Chat / Re: Goldeneye / Perfect Dark on the Sunday Sequence break (Sign up for podcast)
August 22, 2013, 01:28:59 AM
Calm down Ryan. Alex is just trying to work out all possibilities to make sure we are gonna have people to do the cast. He's just looking out for the-elite's best interests. Cool?
#1697
General Chat / Re: Goldeneye / Perfect Dark on the Sunday Sequence break (Sign up for podcast)
August 22, 2013, 01:13:33 AM
Just to clarify I'm 100%
#1698
General Chat / Re: Goldeneye / Perfect Dark on the Sunday Sequence break (Sign up for podcast)
August 22, 2013, 12:44:01 AM
It would be 9am monday morning and it wouldn't interfere with work cause I start at 11:30am (or I would just start later if the podcast went long).

Us 3 would make a great team because we love each other. I learnt a lot from my previous podcast on how to talk better and stuff after relistening it.
#1699
General Chat / Re: Goldeneye / Perfect Dark on the Sunday Sequence break (Sign up for podcast)
August 22, 2013, 12:31:34 AM
I'll do it if given the chance. I've been here longer than all of you. I give you my word I won't be stupid or trolly or whatever. Anyone who met me at VA knows I can be normal.

I'll be an adult.

Edit: I'm a good candidate for PD cause I'm the 2nd best PD player ever (after Dennis Lucid).
#1700
FFA / I don't need to PR to know I'm still the best
August 22, 2013, 12:11:40 AM
Always number one.
#1701
FFA / Re: Two years ago today...
August 22, 2013, 12:10:38 AM
After 2 years of speedsexing it now takes Ryan only 1m30s to finish.
#1702
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
August 17, 2013, 11:31:28 AM
owned
#1703
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ATTN: YE, Ngamer, Axel Z, Thiradell, Why is Milan Pacino still on the rankings?
August 15, 2013, 12:31:22 AM
Quote from: Jimbo on August 14, 2013, 10:24:53 PM
I blame YE for being somewhat of a douche (the only time in history I've had any knock on him) about the whole WE DON'T NEED MORE ADMINS OF THE RANKINGS.

Don't upset YE. He made the rankings, therefore because of his IT skills and time put into the rankings he deserves to be complete dictator of everything. He should threaten us with the removal of his rankings if we upset him and he should be loved by us for it. I mean, he made the rankings page! He put the code in to make the page look and act like it does. Doesn't that therefore mean he is psychologically perfect at being in charge of all decisions relating to the site and how to run it? Doesn't his IT education make him a perfect leader for the entire community? Cause I thought it does :/
#1704
FFA / Nikola Rutzou?
August 14, 2013, 09:26:03 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLRQvK2-iqQ

Was watching random vids on youtube and noticed something interesting about one of the top comments. Any relation to Marc? LOL
#1705
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
August 07, 2013, 11:30:38 PM
Plays runway agent for over 50 hours.

Unexpectedly gets 22 ;)
#1706
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
July 20, 2013, 12:51:31 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-AV861UUt0

Skip to 14:40. Apparently P(G)/E is the ultimate truth.
#1707
GoldenEye 007 / Re: My disappearing act
July 11, 2013, 11:49:51 PM
Wish I was going to VA :(
#1708
General Chat / Re: The 2013 Elite Summer Contest [thengamer back up!]
July 11, 2013, 11:40:45 PM
Good luck Afanofthering. I think you might have it. I do really appreciate any votes I get though.
#1709
FFA / Re: A CROWN FOR A KING
July 11, 2013, 11:38:46 PM
Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on July 11, 2013, 05:09:18 PM
The intellect has little to do on the road to discovery. There comes a leap in consciousness, call it intuition or what you will; the solution comes to you and you don't know how or why. The truly valuable thing is the intuition.
Albert Einstein


Even Einstein isn't claiming to know where it comes from, and yet you do. To think that there is a universal 'source' or something like that is going against your values on using the scientific method. We currently do not understand enough about the human brain to know how the creation process works, and there is no empirical evidence to prove how it works either. I really do suggest you start listening to Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris and Laurence Krauss. These guys actually base their opinions on scientific evidence. Something you still don't seem to be doing.
#1710
FFA / Re: Strats Goose thought of before anyone else did
July 11, 2013, 12:34:27 AM
Spoiler
We are laughing at you, not with you.
[close]
#1711
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Henning's Agent Run 18:51 is Fake
July 06, 2013, 08:49:11 PM
Quote from: Jimbo on July 06, 2013, 04:55:29 PM

That's hard to accept, and for guys like myself and Axel who hold roles as historians and proof moderator, it's not considered the best decision even if everyone else wants him gone.


This is why this community IS a joke. A small group of people have hijacked the boards/rankings because of their social status or IT skills and they don't give a fuck about the community, only themselves.

You're still my favourite though Jim :) However this kind of attitude does fuck over 99% of people and makes this a shit place to be.
#1712
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Henning's Agent Run 18:51 is Fake
July 06, 2013, 08:40:53 PM
If you want to keep a historical record of actual PR's, create your own website. This is a competitive rankings, not a little keepsake that you like to carry around and look at for nostalgic impact.

Also your point that you want to keep the rankings accurate is bullshit. If that were the case you would also have to include any FUTURE PR's that Henning or any other confirmed cheater legitimately achieves and is able to verify. If you did not include future legitimate records you would be violating the main value that makes you want to keep him there in the first place. You may as well not even ban him from submitting times if he can achieve them on stream.

You don't want Henning to have wasted his time? Then he shouldn't have fucked us over. It's not US that is causing his time to have been wasted because we are responding appropriately to his actions. His actions are the cause, the effect of which is his removal.
#1713
General Chat / Re: The DK & Cara Show - Summer Contest 2013 Edition - Episode 3 NOW ONLINE!
July 06, 2013, 01:19:49 AM
Thanks Mark <3 Wish I could feel your soft touch again.
#1714
General Chat / Re: The DK & Cara Show - Summer Contest 2013 Edition - Episode 3 NOW ONLINE!
July 03, 2013, 10:25:21 AM
All you have to say about me is that I have a small penis? Fuck you guys and I'm not joking.

DK remove me as a GE mod I don't want anymore involvement with the elite.
#1715
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
July 02, 2013, 08:27:49 PM
I knew you could get the door open back in 2001 when I untied the WR by 2 seconds.
#1716
General Chat / Re: The 2013 Elite Summer Contest [NOW ONLINE, get your vote in!]
June 30, 2013, 11:57:23 PM
Thanks for the votes I really appreciate it. Nate is a really nice guy and deserves all the votes he got, and a few people don't like me and will antivote.
#1717
General Chat / Re: 2013 Elite Summer Contest - Match Recaps
June 28, 2013, 12:41:46 AM
I want to have sex with Tyler's voice.
#1718
General Chat / Re: The Elite Podcast - ORGANISATION
June 27, 2013, 01:50:34 AM
I'm working the next couple of saturdays so I'm out :(
#1719
FFA / ATTN: Ryan White
June 26, 2013, 09:45:40 AM
Thank you for saying what you said on stream. Even though it was really fucked up it still effected me emotionally and made me think. I'm going through a pretty tough time atm. I ended it with my GF recently, absolutely amazing girl, because I thought being with one girl couldn't make me happy. Turns out I probably have depression still due to having it most of my life. Even though a lot of my thoughts are healthy now, my brain is still fucked from years of low self esteem and stress. So I went to the doctor and got prescribed some anti depressants to help fix my brain chemistry.

Also had an amazing conversation with my ex GF about a lot of things and I'm definitely learning a lot still. I completely disagree with you that I will be a loser all my life. I'm always striving to be better even if I fuck around a lot. I do think I need approval from women still, but I think that will be corrected with medication.

Also I'm striving to be more open minded. I do think I'm quite stubborn and think I'm right probably too much. And it's something I'm working on.

What you did on stream was completely retarded and I don't think you're a nice person. In fact I think it's good if no girls get into relationship with you, you've got a really fucked up attitude towards females. But what you did still helped, so thanks.
#1720
General Chat / Re: The Elite Podcast - ORGANISATION
June 25, 2013, 07:35:07 AM
Okie Dokie I'll let you know if I don't have to work, unless you already have your guests planned.
#1721
General Chat / Re: The Elite Podcast - ORGANISATION
June 25, 2013, 05:01:05 AM
Would the podcast be this coming sat?
#1722
General Chat / Re: The DK & Cara Show - Summer Contest 2013 Edition - SECOND Episode NOW ONLINE!
June 25, 2013, 04:58:01 AM
I would like to be on the next show. It's epic. Loved the introduction to the Alex vs Mgay match. Lol's for like 20 seconds. That's heaps of seconds for Lol'ing.
#1723
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
June 20, 2013, 12:02:31 AM
If you count the number of bullets fired through the run, and then compare it to the end screen you'll see that the endsreen is obviously spliced onto the end of the run. Hence why it's not on the ranks.
#1724
General Chat / Re: The Elite Podcast - ORGANISATION
June 16, 2013, 10:22:48 AM
I'm free Saturday, not sure if you want me in there, but fuck it would be fun to have me there.
#1725
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ge on smart tv
June 16, 2013, 10:18:48 AM
Glen Stevens got into the top 10 using a plasma with lag. I got several wr's with a laggy lcd. Basically, we are amazing. However I bought 1 CRT for $2, one for $20, and a 27 inch for $25. IT felt amazing. Felt like I came over and over and over again in my mum's mouth.

Took a couple of days to get used to it but never looked back. Now my times are amazing and I have a lower body fat percentage. Thanks CRT! :)
#1726
FFA / Re: DENMARK CONGRATULATIONS! (Eurovision 2013)
May 23, 2013, 09:28:13 PM
id bang her
#1727
General Chat / Re: Dreams
May 23, 2013, 08:21:03 PM
On a side note, a couple of nights ago was the first time I was ever woken up from a dream by laughing. Basically the dream was about this young boy who was aspiring to be a magician. He was putting on a magic show. He asked this guy to come up and was going to do a magic trick with him. But the guy was so fucking stupid and couldn't follow instructions. The kid had the funniest look on his face I had ever seen (a mix between deer in headlights and 'I can't believe how fucking stupid you are').

I saw the kids face and immediately woke up in a fit of laughter and laughed for about 10 minutes. I woke up my GF who was next to me and freaked her out cause she thought I was possessed or some shit.
#1728
General Chat / Re: Dreams
May 23, 2013, 08:17:05 PM
Dreams are for losers.
#1729
General Chat / Re: The Elite Podcast - FEEDBACK / ARCHIVE
May 19, 2013, 09:42:06 PM
the podcast was super fun, hopefully I can do it again soon. Want to give some more legit insights.
#1730
General Chat / Re: Forums are dead
May 17, 2013, 10:53:26 PM
if the forum is dead how come its talking to you right now
#1731
General Chat / Re: The Elite Podcast - ORGANISATION
May 14, 2013, 11:48:51 PM
I'm cool with Tyler being on :) And yeah I can talk about archives cause I'm a fucking boss.
#1732
General Chat / Re: House of Cards
May 08, 2013, 06:40:42 AM
This topic sucks.
#1733
FFA / Re: ***OFFICIAL Cinco De Mayo Challenge 2013 progress/completion thread***
May 05, 2013, 09:54:16 PM
Ryan's gone crazy.

Turns me on a little bit.
#1734
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
May 05, 2013, 09:48:35 PM
Quote from: Zenith Legend on May 04, 2013, 04:38:35 PM
Marc and I should live together

I will feel his ultimate truth deep inside me

This is the life
#1735
General Chat / Re: The Elite Podcast - ORGANISATION
May 05, 2013, 04:38:07 AM
I want to come on. Let's get the advertising happening. I want this to be the biggest podcast ever done in the history of the world.
#1736
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
May 05, 2013, 04:15:00 AM
Marc's b1 ooa vid is spliced. there is a spike in the .wav file I ripped from it.
#1737
General Chat / Re: The Elite Podcast - ORGANISATION
May 04, 2013, 10:21:46 PM
BRO, it's been confirmed I have 18th of may off work and I want to be on the show. If I can come on I will love you.
#1738
General Chat / Re: Get Untieds - The anthem (performed by Goose)
May 03, 2013, 12:56:45 AM
This is the best thing I've seen since I discovered streaming porn.
#1739
General Chat / Re: A little inspiration for your day :) [lots of pictures]
April 25, 2013, 09:10:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr4R261pH8E

I wrote/played the music, and added in some quotes I like.
#1740
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
April 25, 2013, 01:16:26 PM
Quote from: Eise Smit on April 25, 2013, 09:54:01 AM
Luke on fire  :pimp:

just like my cock  :pimp:
#1741
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
April 21, 2013, 02:40:57 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITTxTCz4Ums

amazing video on the present moment by one of my new hero's. Will be watching a lot of videos from this man.
#1742
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New mod?
April 16, 2013, 12:02:46 AM
yep
#1743
GoldenEye 007 / Re: GE Cash Incentives 2013
April 14, 2013, 04:38:13 AM
Did Larkin pay? Cause he's still on the boards.
#1744
FFA / Re: ATTN: RAYAN I.
April 14, 2013, 03:52:17 AM
Quote from: NesquikBunny on April 12, 2013, 12:52:42 AM
Quake 3 alias from when I played it in 2002-2003. :nesquik:

You played quake when you were like 4 years old?
#1745
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New PR's Here (and discussion)
April 14, 2013, 02:21:44 AM
It's ok Boss we still love you.
#1746
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post new Dark LTK Strats, PRs, and WRs here.
April 14, 2013, 01:05:16 AM
I'm not going to delete posts because they are whiny. If they are abusive towards someone or troll posts fair enough, but goose is just expressing his opinion on something that relates to the topic.
#1747
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Dark Inkosi?
April 06, 2013, 01:16:15 AM
we have the power to dictate our own rules. However it is of note that every major sporting organisation uses actual names of players. However all major E-sports organisations use nicknames.
#1748
FFA / How often do you...
April 02, 2013, 05:03:31 AM
Be honest.
#1749
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post non-PR Scores Worth Mentioning Here!
April 01, 2013, 09:25:40 PM
Trying to make a point with Goose is an exercise in futility :)
#1750
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post non-PR Scores Worth Mentioning Here!
April 01, 2013, 08:48:17 PM
Shadow I would suggest taking your own advice and ignoring Goose. You're a parent stop acting like a kid. Just cause Goose is being a dick to you doens't mean you have to get all melodramatic.
#1751
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 31, 2013, 02:15:26 AM
I got 17 twice (once on pal, once on ntsc) using an lcd.
#1752
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Bunker 1 00A (aka truth) Contest - **ATTN GOOD PLAYERS**
March 31, 2013, 01:54:19 AM
Nice work luke. You made a few mistakes that are easy to correct. Go for 58-1:00.

Also I think it's faster not to get stuck on the guards at the end.
#1753
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
March 30, 2013, 10:29:21 PM
I don't think lost's post warranted the response. It's getting really hot in here, time to get naked.
#1754
FFA / Re: Kappa (folklore)
March 28, 2013, 08:07:10 PM
I came, I saw, I Kappa'd all over my keyboard.

Next time please include an ejaculation warning.
#1755
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Bunker 1 00A (aka truth) Contest - **ATTN GOOD PLAYERS**
March 28, 2013, 08:05:21 PM
In the future, Memes and GIF's will be the default method of communication for humans.
#1756
General Chat / Re: The Elite Podcast - ORGANISATION
March 25, 2013, 12:46:31 AM
Hey I really want to be in the next show. I gotta make a swap with work though. But yeah will let you know soon. pls keep me in mind.
#1757
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Goldeneye overall combined time
March 24, 2013, 11:08:02 PM
I had a dream that I had sex with Natalya on control. Saved like 2 minutes off my secret agent time.
#1758
General Chat / Re: Ngamer, you jealous?
March 16, 2013, 09:05:34 PM
She's not attractive and hardly famous.
#1759
GoldenEye 007 / Re: :::Luke Szklarz's PR/WR Videos:::
March 16, 2013, 08:58:20 PM
take out a stop watch and time the stuck. However you can't take the full amount of the stuck because at that point you're not at full speed, however during the stuck you're building up speed. Love you and I'm sorry for your loss. x
#1760
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 16, 2013, 04:36:44 AM
K.. - 1
#1761
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 14, 2013, 09:18:30 PM
Thanks Marc, that means a great deal to hear you say that. If there is one thing I'm most proud of (even though I didn't get the time), it's that I saw the run of 23 in my head before it happened which drove me to play it and inspire you guys too. My vision manifested into reality, even it I wasn't the one to pull it off.
#1762
GoldenEye 007 / ATTN: GE board mods + Admin
March 14, 2013, 09:00:39 PM
Please stop locking topics.

My job here as mod will be to stop you from over abusing your power and fucking up relations with the users of the board. I'm not part of your cool group, I'm not part of the elite council and I don't use aim chat. So if there is a good reason for locking a topic that I'm unaware of please send me a message. Otherwise GTFO.

Thanks.
#1763
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 14, 2013, 08:48:57 PM
Quote from: Zenith Legend on March 14, 2013, 08:31:39 PM
Golf was played for decades before Tiger Woods.  But it wasn't until Tiger Woods that it became a major sport with worldwide attention, broadcast on major networks, bringing in millions of viewers and millions of dollars in purses and sponsorships.

You truly are an ignorant idiot lol.
#1764
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 14, 2013, 08:46:26 PM
I feel sad because I put all the effort into making the new strat and finding the best way to do everything, and then Marc uses it and gets the boostage. Not taking away from the fact that it does take skill to achieve the time. I just feel a bit sad lol.
#1765
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 14, 2013, 08:39:06 PM
Congrats Marc. I'm not gonna play for it anymore :(
#1766
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 13, 2013, 04:39:45 AM
The reality is that i probably popularised streaming more than goose did when i started to donit in early 2012. Same with jimbo.
#1767
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 12, 2013, 11:12:50 PM
I have seen it and its not perfect.
#1768
FFA / Re: I'm a bee!
March 12, 2013, 06:55:35 PM
I'm a bee and I post this topic offensive.
#1769
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
March 11, 2013, 11:16:28 PM
Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on March 11, 2013, 11:14:03 PM
This is insanity.

actually it's sparta bro
#1770
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 11, 2013, 10:38:51 PM
Quote from: Zenith Legend on March 11, 2013, 10:34:57 PM
Too bad the video is in such poor quality that you can't even tell what the new route is.

I ripped the audio to a .wav file. Enchanced it, enhanced it again, enhanced it again using a new technolgy only used by Nasa to detect ET communications in outer space. Copied it to my ipod to study it. There was a brief sound spike just as he picked up the FR. It's obviously spliced.
#1771
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 11, 2013, 10:29:08 PM
Quote from: MirrorMage on March 11, 2013, 10:26:22 PM
However, I'm not saying I'll cake a dupe. It might take weeks.
Quote from: K..J.. on March 11, 2013, 10:04:49 PM
Quote from: MirrorMage on March 11, 2013, 09:43:31 AM
Meh, it's a first time thing. Honestly never expected anything especially since I haven't played GE in days. Will be caked again tomorrow or something for video proof.

:nesquik:

FYI, unless you are using 2.x you need a boost. If you're using 1.2 you need at least 1 boost and perfect strafing/gate.
#1772
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 11, 2013, 10:18:38 PM
After I get 23 I'm definitelly getting the 2:19 sweep at least.
#1773
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 11, 2013, 10:10:44 PM
Congrats marc, you're pretty great.
#1774
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 11, 2013, 10:08:09 PM
I would suggest using 2.x if you have to controllers. Can be caked that way for sure.
#1775
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 11, 2013, 10:04:49 PM
Quote from: MirrorMage on March 11, 2013, 09:43:31 AM
Meh, it's a first time thing. Honestly never expected anything especially since I haven't played GE in days. Will be caked again tomorrow or something for video proof.

LOL.. I don't think you understand man, getting 2 boosts is something that happens once every 5 hours or something. So good luck 'caking' it again tomorrow. You got rediculously lucky and it may not happen again for another 20 hours. Plus on top of that you have to nail the lock shot..
#1776
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 11, 2013, 09:48:49 PM
1. It was uploaded in 2006 which is crazy early.
2. The dude was at the end with crazy scary txt I couldn't read and the music was scary and his face was scary.
3. I was watching it alone in the dark and was like hearing noises under my bed.
#1777
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 11, 2013, 09:16:52 PM
yes he did I saw it in VA.
#1778
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 11, 2013, 12:46:27 PM
That depot video effected me very negetively :(
#1779
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
March 11, 2013, 12:42:18 PM
LOL that Glen Stevens man. Next time there will be lke 4 people on my bed ;)
#1780
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
March 11, 2013, 11:58:19 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFcn567b7bE

One of a few runs where I missed the end warp on bunker 2 agent and lost a SECOND, still getting 24 :(

Edit: Based on comparison with my other low 24's it still would have been 24 if I nailed the warp. Would have been 24.0 or 24.1. I lost .8 or .9 on the last door. I may need a boost to get 23 unless something crazy happens.
#1781
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 11, 2013, 01:00:30 AM
16 is easy and if you can't dupe it you don't deserve it.

True story.
#1782
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Goldeneye Facts Topic (Speedrunning ONLY!)
March 10, 2013, 11:54:31 PM
I think this is the new strat Marc was talking about. Maybe other flight recorder spot is like 1 second faster or something rediculous. We've been lied to our entire lives.
#1783
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 10, 2013, 11:49:43 PM
Unlocking topic. Topics should not be locked just because the last few posts weren't interesting to you.
#1784
General Chat / Re: The Elite Podcast - FEEDBACK / ARCHIVE
March 09, 2013, 01:47:00 AM
Jimbo was epic as co-host. Really liked it.

Stopped the vid at Q and A because of the irrel person. Why was Ritchie a part of this. Don't mean this in a bad way but she should definitely not be in a podcast about GE.
#1785
General Chat / Re: The Elite Podcast - ORGANISATION
March 08, 2013, 10:08:11 PM
Yeah you can't really come in at the last minute and expect to be in.
#1786
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
March 08, 2013, 09:25:55 PM
Running side by side comparissons with the other 24s it shows that even though tape room is slow, it's made up for by the keyguard guy. I'm half a sec faster at minimum from other vids, and some vids even further ahead (almost a complete second).

compare my original 24 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2Nene1OSSo

with the 2nd one..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xic7BF-AF3g

2nd one almost a complete second faster. With boost would almost certainly be 23.
#1787
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
March 08, 2013, 09:05:43 PM
Yeah clemens it doesn't look that fast, but it is. Actually very low 24.
#1788
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 08, 2013, 07:58:07 PM
Marc is better than me.
#1789
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
March 08, 2013, 09:53:55 AM
It doesn't matter what strafe is used in the tape room. The way I do it isn't the fastest way, but it doesn't matter because if you go too fast the keyguard guard will be further down the hallway. It's all about going as quick as you can but not being TOO quick. It's a really fine line. I do it this way because it feels comfortable and I have established muscle memory that gives me a good pace that isn't too quick. This way the keyguard guy is in a good spot.
#1790
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
March 08, 2013, 08:52:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xic7BF-AF3g

Insanly low 24. I think this run + boost = 23.
#1791
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Goldeneye Facts Topic
March 07, 2013, 10:40:32 PM
It's cool to post funny things. But multiple people were ganging up and belittling another member. I'm not going to allow that, and especially in a topic like this which has genuinely great info. You're just upset that I'm going to get 23 first.
#1792
General Chat / Re: The Elite Podcast - ORGANISATION
March 07, 2013, 10:24:15 PM
IT's a shame I work every saturday. But I'll watch the recording.
#1793
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Goldeneye Facts Topic
March 07, 2013, 10:15:45 PM
Come on guys. This is a great topic with great information. If you want to pay Jim out for asking a pointless question do it somewhere else.
#1794
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post minor strat improvements and helpful advice here
March 07, 2013, 06:58:11 AM
23 is possible but still rediculous, may absolutely require a boost. Though I have a little bit of faith that the best run can get 23 without boost.
#1795
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 06, 2013, 11:06:07 PM
Thanks man, means a lot to hear you say that.
#1796
GoldenEye 007 / Post minor strat improvements and helpful advice here
March 06, 2013, 10:58:37 PM
This topic is to post advice and new strats etc that may not be obvious to everyone. To give you an idea I'll copy my post from the other board regarding the new bunker 2 agent strat. Some of this stuff you might never be able to tell from vids.

Just letting you guys know bunker 2 agent has a slightly different strat now making 24 rediculously easy, 23 is possible which I'm playing for (and clemens now apparently).

The new tweak is to wait out entire first cinema, and about half a sec of the 2nd cinema. The guard will warp most times which is good. You have to learn how to kill him when he warps. you have to leave cell with super tight angle (almost paralell with cell bars) and use full look down. It should make a straight line with the double doors exiting the cell area. Pressing b to open nat door will happen .3-.5 after slapping guard.

With the new cinema timing klobb guy will be insane 80% of the time, no need to go slow in tape room.

Also as another tip, to kill klobb guy do not press left c at all, you'll need to let go of right strafe for a split second but only use up C. This saves .2+

Shooting at the end may increase lag but I believe it makes warp slower.

Hope this helps some people get 24 or 23.
#1797
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 06, 2013, 10:47:27 PM
Quote from: Softman25 on March 06, 2013, 07:07:21 PM
In regards to splitting a wedge in the community - based by sign ups on the "other" forum - you've done a damn good job Goose.

Congratulations idiot.

This was never about splitting a wedge in the community. If we aren't happy here and want to create a new boards, it's not because we wish to destroy the elite and burn it to the ground MWUAHAHAHAHAA EVIL! It's because we're not happy being here and hope to be happy elsewhere. To think this is some vandetta against the elite is rediculous. Or at least it is from my perspective, I can't talk on behalf of Goose.

Granting me mod powers here though has made me more inclined to stay here and try to mould it into a better place.
#1798
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 06, 2013, 10:36:38 PM
Thanks for making me a mod. I don't think that I'm going to single handedly make this board utopia or anything, I may be a shit mod and may be booted out quickly (if by popular demand), but I'll give it my best shot. The first thing I already did was delete all of biebers posts from the GE board. Really not rocket science.

Quote from: homeonice on March 06, 2013, 10:30:28 PM
QuoteMy fast times guide at gamefaqs brought many people to discover speed running.

classic

Luke, were you being sarcastic or serious? I can't tell.
#1799
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 06, 2013, 09:08:06 PM
I've spent thousands of hours playing GE and PD. 3rd biggest time cutter for GE and 2nd biggest time cutter for PD. I was there 13 years ago argueing with Wes that we need an automated ranking for GE. I've helped a great deal take the game to the next level. My fast times guide at gamefaqs brought many people to discover speed running.

Shadow I have done far more for this game and this community than you have or ever will. I wanted to be a mod and help make a better place, and most people also agreed it would be a good idea. It was denied for no reason. You know why though? Because people like you and ngamer do not give a fuck about the players.

As mentioned previously I'm no longer submitting times to the elite. It's not because I want to 'destroy' the website as you so stupidly put it. It's because I'm not happy here. It shouldn't bother you though, just get another IT wiz to make another fancy feature for you. Who needs great players when you have a great summer contest and great UI on the boards.
#1800
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 06, 2013, 02:53:37 AM
Quote from: homeonice on March 06, 2013, 02:52:02 AM
Quote#7 in the world

#6 in the world

I think this was a reference to me being better than Goose.
#1801
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 06, 2013, 02:49:23 AM
Quote from: Ancient Text on March 06, 2013, 02:42:20 AM
Many people have suggested

I would bet my life this is a typical Goose overstatement.
#1802
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 06, 2013, 12:28:10 AM
Yeah I probably just said what you said but dumbed it down.
#1803
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 06, 2013, 12:24:10 AM
Thanks for the posts Flash and Come. there are have been many great things implemented, with twitch etc. However I don't understand why these are brought up, because the issue has to do with actions (and lack of action) by current board mods. the idea of moderators is to mould an enivonment that the users are happy with. they do this by deleting posts etc that don't breed the kin of atmosphere the people want. This isn't being done. And when we vote people in who we think can get this done, they are rejected for no reason.

Justin bieber seeming legit? Ryan dwyer is an awesome programmer and the elite is way better because of his innovation. But knowing him personally he has absolutely zero common sense and his role should be strictly where his strength lies and that's with IT. Leave decision making to people who are more aware.
#1804
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 05, 2013, 11:49:53 PM
Tyler you are one of my favouite peoples I met at VA, and I belive if you tweaked your attitude slightly and were less defensive and more curious and helpful you'd be awesome. Also if you responded quicker to obvious trolls.
#1805
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 05, 2013, 11:46:42 PM
Quote from: Thiradell on March 05, 2013, 11:34:28 PM
I didn't say any of those people should mod the boards, most of them don't perpetuate/aren't responsible for what you're annoyed with. Was just responding to Goose's "nothing has changed in 15 years."

Im annoyed with Ngamer because he ignored the vast majority of users on this board who were cool with me being a Mod on the boards, and he was a complete DICK about it as well.

I don't like Come because he's not active on the boards, he shows up 6 months later with a post just to show his authority again. Blocks an active topic because he doesn't like its content. Has no value to the elite at all.

the mods of the GE boards do not remove trolls quickly enough. In fact many troll accounts and still active and being used. The mods of the elite showed they do not remove fake accounts quickly enough.


All of the mods have shown they do not respond well to critisism and feedback. They assert their own will. they lack communication skills necessary to talk to a broader audience.
#1806
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 05, 2013, 11:34:56 PM
Quote from: Thiradell on March 05, 2013, 11:30:32 PM
K.. you shut me down as soon as I posted, you're really good at arguing irrel semantics

Communication is the most important thing in ANY relationship.
#1807
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 05, 2013, 11:31:38 PM
Quote from: Thiradell on March 05, 2013, 11:25:56 PM
Alright, done talking about myself, but:

-DK and Cara spearheaded efforts to get elites streaming, something progressive which you've jumped onto and expanded nicely.
-Thingy migrated the-elite to a new forum and consistently helps out with tech problems.
-Wes McKinney used to hand-enter everything. Thanks, YE!
-Ngamer singlehandedly makes the Summer Contest happen every year. Whether he should be more active isn't really something that can be demanded.
-Other people have kept up the ranks for 15 years with basically no gratitude from you lot.

These are great, and I think we are appreciative of this, I know I am. but here is what youre saying....

DK and Cara helped the elite stream, they should MOD THE BOARDS.
thingy helped create the new forum and is tech savvy, he should MOD THE BOARDS.
Ngamer is great with running the summer contest, he should MOD THE BOARDS.
other people helped out in the past, he should MOD THe BOARDS.

you know what you never said, any of the people are good at MODDING THE BOARDS. It's rediculous bro lol. this logic is fucking laughable.
#1808
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 05, 2013, 11:26:36 PM
Infil: Tyler did not ask once in this topic about what the issue is. All of his posts are statements about what he thinks. Seriously, did he even write one question mark the entire time? No, because he's not actually interested in what we want, just interested in being right. Even though he will have the best intentions, actions speak louder than words. Making statements is a terrible way of trying to get someone to help you understand. this is my issue with the current leadership. Can it be fixed? I don't know, but I don't think so with the current mindset. You mentioned Tyler asked me to elaborate? No, he never once asked a question in this topic.
#1809
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 05, 2013, 11:02:38 PM
It depends what most people would want, and would work best for the whole group. Again you're making rash decisions based on zero discussion. I don't think anyone in the topic said they want you to step down, I personally said that I have an issue with you being out of touch. However what is the solution? It could be anything, it could be just adding another mod, it could be coaching for you, it could be anything. Is this attitude so hard to understand?
#1810
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 05, 2013, 10:54:02 PM
I really want to be positive and helpful to everyone, but it's really hard for me because I'm upset about the people running this place.
#1811
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 05, 2013, 10:49:57 PM
Infil I'll respond to you. but this is not directed at some of the current mods. Because they are arguementative and don't care about what we have to say. I.e, we're not happy and they TELL us why we should be, as apposed to considering they're not doing a good job.

Justin Beiber was on the ranks for weeks, it's fucking dumb. Trolls aren't banned until they make 10 stupid topics. Topics are moved and closed because mods don't like it, regardless of what people want. Mods aren't willing to step down by popular demand (which they should), most mods are hardly active on the boards (they may check them but hardly post). People in charge love the power trip and don't give a fuck what we want, they just want what they want, and that's it.

I have been in this community for almost 14 years. If I get any responsibility (which I'm sure I've never had), I'm not about to fuck it up by doing something that is obviously a conflict of interest. This isn't a science, but hopefully we can make good choices.
#1812
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 05, 2013, 10:40:07 PM
I wasn't trying to help you understand. You don't understand which is the issue. Not understanding is better than people like ngamer though who understand they just don't give a fuck because they love having the power.

The first sign someone should not be a leader is if they get defensive when people ask them not to be a leader. Because they care more about the power and being in charge, rather than caring about what the people of the community want.
#1813
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 05, 2013, 10:32:18 PM
Quote from: Thiradell on March 05, 2013, 10:24:49 PM
Not sure what this is in response to, but I thought we were moving in the right direction with the Elite Council. Feel free to make a new forum though!

No offense to you Tyler because you're awesome man. But you, and the mods are out of touch with everything. Hence why we need the change. This sentence is exactly why we need a new board. The people who don't even play who manage these boards don't see anything wrong with multiple people leaving because of the people who run the place.
#1814
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 05, 2013, 10:18:23 PM
Yep I'm down, I'll sign up and post exclusively there when we get most of the important people over.
#1815
FFA / Re: Extended hiatus from the-elite and gaming
March 05, 2013, 08:17:05 PM
This post is really good lol. Whoever is in charge of this account is very socially aware and witty.
#1816
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Extended hiatus from the-elite and gaming
March 03, 2013, 04:47:51 AM
I wish you all the best.  I will still play a bit because of amazing people like jim fucking barrett and shawn fuck you johnson. The guys who really care about the game and are rediculously cool human beings make this shit special for me.

Oh yeah, you gotta love the game and not be a melodramatic dick as well, like yourself.

EDIT - Fixed typo.
#1817
GoldenEye 007 / Discussing possible alternative ranking calculations
March 02, 2013, 11:21:02 PM
Quote from: homeonice on March 02, 2013, 11:15:28 PM
Spend less time complaining about how shit your times are and more time playing the game, if you love the game you will get better and get some points that mean something.

This argument accomplishes nothing because if there are 300 players in the elite and you give this advice to all of them, you'll still only have 98 players getting points on a level.

I still fail to see why we would need to change how points are calculated. It seems pretty straight forward just to bump up the point value.
#1818
GoldenEye 007 / Discussing possible alternative ranking calculations
March 02, 2013, 11:06:44 PM
Why would we consider giving boosts to untieds? I thought this discussion was created to give lower ranked players something to aim for, because we have a lot of players with 0 point times all around.

There is already a boost to untieds because 2nd place is 3 less points.
#1819
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
March 02, 2013, 10:42:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45_M4MHWofY

You can see I really should have got 22, got a real bad ending.
#1820
GoldenEye 007 / Discussing possible alternative ranking calculations
March 02, 2013, 10:15:29 PM
Quote from: Zenith Legend on March 02, 2013, 09:53:06 PM
I'm retiring, or at least taking another extended hiatus of 1+ year from the elite.  I'll make a topic about this when I get home tonight.

Good, please leave. You don't have a positive impact on the boards. No need to make a topic, we don't care.
#1821
GoldenEye 007 / Discussing possible alternative ranking calculations
March 02, 2013, 10:10:42 PM
Why oh why did Ryan White have to come back? "Don't fix something that ain't broke" is a stupid thing to say and it's the reason a lot of companies go out of busines. If you learn anything about business (which you probably won't because you're an idiot) you will realise that innovation, discovery and testing new ideas is how things become better.

1000 points is rediculously over the top and unnecessary. 200 points gives some more lower ranked players a reason to play and gives them good feelings. N/A times should never earn points.
#1822
GoldenEye 007 / Re: February 2013 Proof Call
March 01, 2013, 10:51:00 PM
Obviously ryan doesn't actually want the times removed, he's just trying to make a point (a dumb one though). Why would you take him literally?
#1823
GoldenEye 007 / Discussing possible alternative ranking calculations
March 01, 2013, 10:18:15 PM
I vote for 200 points per level.
#1824
GoldenEye 007 / Re: February 2013 Proof Call
March 01, 2013, 10:10:28 PM
LOL at thinking the 4:01 vid was sufficient. There was even some surface 1 half way through the run. The vid had me seriously lmfao at work. People were standing up and looking over at me because I was knocking shit over, and chocking on my own vomit I was laughing so hard. It was like I was have a seizure.

No one should accept a vid like that as proof. And claiming 4:03 is a massively dick move. It should be proof call and the level should be backrolled to 4:05 until better proof provided.
#1825
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Easiest time that's still worth points?
February 28, 2013, 12:28:02 PM
Duel is the fat kid who gets picked last when choosing baseball teams.
#1826
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
February 28, 2013, 12:26:05 PM
My run was 100% skill man.
#1827
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
February 28, 2013, 09:26:45 AM
I'm gonna have to do the most insane keyguard guy imaginable.
#1828
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
February 28, 2013, 09:21:20 AM
Just had a run that was redic, no waiting in tape room, warp glass and boost after glass, crazy end warp and still 24. Also my recorder is fucked or something.
#1829
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
February 28, 2013, 08:33:48 AM
? No I'm using the same strat but I'm just good.
#1830
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
February 28, 2013, 08:12:57 AM
My HD recorder actually ran out of room an hour earlier.. so no vid. But I'm going for 23 so I'll get you a vid of that soon.
#1831
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
February 28, 2013, 07:39:27 AM
Bunker 2 A 24 (2)

Cleanest 24 in history. I thought it would be 23. Definitely very low 24. It was like my first 24 but didn't wait in tape room and warped glass.
#1832
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
February 27, 2013, 06:17:15 AM
I tried last night for 20 mins. Couldnt get 23. I dont think its possible. Also, i found out last night that i love the taste of sperm.
#1833
General Chat / Re: Post to claim old accounts here!
February 26, 2013, 09:49:34 PM
I read my post and say it dated January 24th and thought to myself "I asked for this only a few weeks ago? I thought it was longer..". Then realised it was from last year lolz. Thanks. You sexy bitch.
#1834
FFA / Re: Troll level ∞
February 24, 2013, 01:41:22 AM
Jon Barber is a faggot.
#1835
General Chat / Re: Would you spend 10 years in a basement for $10 million? (fun "points game")
February 24, 2013, 01:27:13 AM
Everyone who didn't choose the girl in this topic is a virgin.

Yeah I said it.
#1836
General Chat / Re: The Elite Podcast - FEEDBACK / ARCHIVE
February 23, 2013, 03:05:30 AM
I really liked the show, really liked Luke as the guest.

My one suggestion is not to attempt going in depth into a level unless you have someone who really knows the level well. Because with bunker 2 agent luke only put 3 hours into it total ever, and you as the host didn't know much. So really you didn't mention the really important things which dictate the wr being 24 and not 23.
#1837
GoldenEye 007 / Re: HORRIBLE; TRAGIC NEWS (My DVD recorder just broke)
February 22, 2013, 08:22:10 PM
Marc using 'Ultimate Truth' to try and be funny = Massive Fail = Ultimate Truth

#Wesayultimatetruthtopayyououtbecauseyoureretarded
#1838
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 20, 2013, 10:06:28 PM
Actually it is exactly what this thread is about. In your post you have asserted that Marc's book is not evidence/enough to base a foundation on. However, your book is. You are hypocritical and selectively ignorant.

EDIT: I may be misunderstanding you, but it really does sound like you're trying to make a point that the bible is evidence, however trying not to say it that bluntly. The bible is evidence for nothing. In science, anecdotal evidence is never used. The bible is as much evidence as every other religious scripture ever written.
#1839
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 20, 2013, 09:49:28 PM
Quote from: Shadow on February 20, 2013, 08:41:35 AM
Though I'm not trying to defend this here, I believe that to know anything for certain requires special revelation and that this has been done in the Scriptures of the Old and New Testaments, which provide the foundation or framework for knowing things for certain.

Are you suggesting that the scriptures in the bible are proof of something?
#1840
FFA / Re: Forum Rules
February 19, 2013, 09:38:11 PM
Looks like come did his annual log in
#1841
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate lie?
February 19, 2013, 07:58:00 PM
I was going to post a topic like this, but then i took an arrow in the knee.
#1842
GoldenEye 007 / Re: HORRIBLE; TRAGIC NEWS (My DVD recorder just broke)
February 19, 2013, 01:49:22 AM
This topic is obviously a cry for help.
#1843
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Who is the most...
February 19, 2013, 01:10:38 AM
Ryan White:

Can't afford DVD recorder.

Tries to appear tough by claiming could put $1000 on the line.
#1844
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Who is the most...
February 18, 2013, 10:58:14 PM
I don't see how Cervone is easily the most skilled. I'll prove you guys wrong.
#1845
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
February 18, 2013, 09:26:23 PM
Quote from: speedruntrainer. on February 11, 2013, 07:56:04 AM
but then K..'s 0:24 must have been extremely lucky, so I can't see why

WTF Bro, my run was all skill.
#1846
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***OFFICIAL JIMBO TOP 10 INCENTIVE TOPIC***
February 18, 2013, 08:45:48 PM
Yeah, you're right actually. I fucked up :)
#1847
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Who is the most...
February 18, 2013, 08:36:29 PM
I've retired from GE because it sucks and is 100% luck 1% spending a million hours waiting for a nade. If I wanted to gamble I'd spend every day at the casino.
#1848
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***OFFICIAL JIMBO TOP 10 INCENTIVE TOPIC***
February 18, 2013, 08:34:46 PM
What you said actually had no relevance to what I said.
#1849
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***OFFICIAL JIMBO TOP 10 INCENTIVE TOPIC***
February 18, 2013, 07:45:09 PM
Being 10th is still top 10 you stupid head.
#1850
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
February 18, 2013, 03:09:42 AM
Why do bad things happen to good people? (i.e why do I get fucked over at the end of archives?)
#1851
FFA / Re: How much of jbrcolombia's cock could I fit in my mouth?
February 18, 2013, 01:56:47 AM
I'll come clean on your face and breasts.

This is the ultimate truth.
#1852
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 17, 2013, 11:13:35 PM
Wrong. I'm close, therefore I AM close. I can't be far, because that's impossible. You can't be close if you are far, because being close and far is impossible. To be close IS to be CLOSE. It is the ultimate truth.
#1853
FFA / How much of jbrcolombia's cock could I fit in my mouth?
February 17, 2013, 09:55:42 PM
Please no trolls, this is serious.
#1854
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 17, 2013, 09:44:20 PM
Do you mean the truth of life or true life?

Just to paraphrase what we've learnt from Marc's posts though..

The universe is the universe, and if it wasn't the universe it wouldn't be the universe.
#1855
General Chat / Re: The Elite Podcast - ORGANISATION
February 17, 2013, 05:21:23 AM
I totally should have read the first post clearer. 2pm brisbane time doese't work for me beacuse I'm working 11-7 on sat. Sorry I have failed you :(
#1856
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 17, 2013, 05:18:16 AM
95% if ny posts are made from work, I was killing time trying to avoid doing what I'm supposed to be being paid to do
#1857
General Chat / Re: The Elite Podcast - ORGANISATION
February 17, 2013, 04:21:38 AM
I already put my hand up in last topic to be a guest. I would like to do it.
#1858
General Chat / Re: Which version of Gerudo Valley performed by Goose do you prefer?
February 17, 2013, 03:37:38 AM
Amen.
#1859
General Chat / Re: Which version of Gerudo Valley performed by Goose do you prefer?
February 17, 2013, 02:27:53 AM
#1860
General Chat / Re: Which version of Gerudo Valley performed by Goose do you prefer?
February 17, 2013, 02:18:18 AM
#1861
General Chat / Re: Which version of Gerudo Valley performed by Goose do you prefer?
February 17, 2013, 01:57:50 AM
#1862
General Chat / Re: Which version of Gerudo Valley performed by Goose do you prefer?
February 17, 2013, 01:52:24 AM
#1863
General Chat / Re: Which version of Gerudo Valley performed by Goose do you prefer?
February 17, 2013, 01:40:11 AM
Quote from: The Sorcerer on February 17, 2013, 01:20:27 AM
The piano version was excellent. It would sound better with a better audio recording program for sharper sounds, a better sounding piano, and a better piano player.

Dude, that's just insanely rude.
#1864
General Chat / Re: Which version of Gerudo Valley performed by Goose do you prefer?
February 16, 2013, 11:58:58 PM
The a capella was perhaps the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.
#1865
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
February 16, 2013, 11:38:37 PM
If you get 54 luke I'll slap you in the face.
#1866
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 11:12:11 PM
This last reply actually did not address anything I said and made no sense. Who said the universe didn't exist?
#1867
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 11:01:20 PM
Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on February 16, 2013, 09:52:03 PM
A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be - Albert Einstein.

You might want to read this again and try to understand it.
#1868
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 10:54:47 PM
Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on February 16, 2013, 10:30:49 PM
The expirement is hard evidence that your mind manipulates reality.

Wrong. The evidence says that the results of the experiment changed with the introduction of an observer. There is no evidence to suggest the mind changed. Lol at you being so dumb.
#1869
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 10:50:29 PM
Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on February 16, 2013, 10:47:41 PM
Perception not changing reality and your mind manipulating reality is basically the same thing, i'm afraid you're misinterpreting again.

Cherry picking arguements to rebut. Ignoring most of the flaws in your stupid belief.

FAIL.
#1870
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 10:41:25 PM
Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on February 16, 2013, 09:52:03 PM
You're completely forgetting that perception can't change reality,

Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on February 16, 2013, 09:52:03 PM
The expirement is hard evidence that your mind manipulates reality.

FAIL.

Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on February 16, 2013, 09:52:03 PM
"The double slit experiment proves that the mind affects energy and matter. When the laser beam is observed, it changes from a particle to a wave, so the observer's mind is affecting energy and is connected invisibly to the particles."


When the beam is observed it actually changes from a wave to a particle.

FAIL.

Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on February 16, 2013, 09:52:03 PM
We can be certain that our minds cannot see reality as it is.

Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on February 16, 2013, 09:52:03 PM
Every section of the book is a puzzle and supports each other, in other words, the author doesn't really write by himself, he just writes what the evidence says (evidence that you can check out for yourself)

FAIL.
#1871
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 10:28:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAgcqgDc-YM

Awesome video about the explanation of the uncertainity principle and the nature of small particles. Again showing that you can't perceive something without changing it. Conciousness creates reality, because true reality is only a probability.

#1872
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 10:12:34 PM
OMG BURN!

Marcs arguement for everything:

It doesn't matter what anyone else says, or any scientific experiment proves, it's just your perception and isn't reality. Reality is REALITY and I FUCKING KNOW WHAT REALITY IS AND YOU DON'T BECAUSE I IS AMAZING AND YOU'RE A DUMB SHIT AND I READ A BOOK ON THE INTERNET!
#1873
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 10:07:14 PM
Anyone who met me at VA or anywhere else knows that in REALITY I'm really peaceful. This message board is an illusion. I'm laughing my ass off when I pay you out.
#1874
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 10:04:49 PM
You're offering absolutely no counter arguements. You're just saying I'm wrong, with no explanation. Basically, you're a fraud.

You're ignoring the arguement I said you would as well. Pretty fucking funny.

Also, I'm not the one here preaching about peace of mind, so commenting on my peace of mind is useless. Your perception of my peace of mine is just your perception. It doesn't CHANGE reality. Therefore I don't give a fuck how you percieve my peace of mind. The topic of discussion is that your stupid book is full of subjective bullshit. It provides no content. And also that you're a fuckhead.

The Theory of Relativity says you're a fuckhead as well.
#1875
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 09:03:42 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfPeprQ7oGc

A dumbed down explanation of the double slit experiment. The experiment proves scientifically that perception changes reality.
#1876
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 08:47:30 PM
Arguement: Communication is imperfect and it is impossible to be certain of the meaning someone is trying to convey. Any attempt to explain someone's intention is subjective and not scientifically provable.

Marcs response: *ignores arguement*

Arguement: There is no universal present moment, there are only frames of reference, as shown by Einstein's Theory of Relativity. There is no universal truth, everything is only relative to something else.

Marcs response: ROF LOLZ you are talking about teh light  :v

Arguement: Quantum physics shows that in reality particles at base level are governed by probability. It is not until perception by conciousness that they actuallize into a set position in space time. Perception CREATES reality, as PROVEN by SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENTS (i.e double slit experiment with electrons). Therefore there is no universal truth, only the truth we create by our own perception.

Marcs response: What is a quantum physics?

#1877
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 08:32:20 PM
Holy shit guys, I'm like.. a changed man. I totally understand EVERYTHING know. Check it out.

I am me, if I wasn't me, I wouldn't be able to realise I was me, because I would be someone else. If I was someone else, I wouldn't realise it, because it's impossible. But I realise I'm me, because I AM me, just like the universe. I have laws that make me.. me. I can't break those laws, because if I did, I wouldn't be me, and therefore I couldn't have this realisation. ME never changes, it will always be me, but if it could change, it couldn't, because that's impossible.

A wise man once said.

"is amazing".

You think you know what he meant, but you don't. What he ACTUALLY meant is that is IS amazing. It couldn't not not never couldn't be amazing. Because if it could ever not not never couldn't be amazing it wouldn't BE AMAZING. It IS amazing, therefore it isn't possible to ever be ISN'T amazing. Because it's infinite, and we can't understand it with our mind. But using true life understanding I can see that it IS amazing. ROF you had it wrong all along guys.
#1878
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 08:24:02 PM
Just finished reading the book. It turns out Marc had it all wrong lol, he doesn't even understand it properly. If he actually understood it properly he wouldn't be acting this way. It's not suprising though that he doens't understand it, he is still trying to understand it with his mind, instead of understanding it from a true life perspective.

You see, the universe is exactly how it is. If it was any different it wouldn't be the universe. The universe has set laws and it can't break it's own laws. Just like Marc is a primitive animal and can't evolve. Because he is unconcious. He can't become concious of his unconciousness and therefore is stuck in a never ending cycle of stupidy. If Marc could become concious, he couldn't, because he is unconcious, and he can't become concious of this because it's impossible.

A wise man once said....

"YES

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

AHA"

You think you know what he meant, but really you don't. What he was actually trying to say is that Goldeneye is Goldeneye. If Goldneye was not Goldeneye it wouldn't be Goldeneye. If you finish a level in 4 minutes and 8 seconds, you haven't beaten it any faster or any slower. Just like the universe. You see, the universe is infinite, therefore it cannot be finite. The present is the same everywhere, therefore it cannot be different. Don't you get it guys? Marc had it ALL WRONG.
#1879
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 08:49:36 AM
Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on February 16, 2013, 08:27:09 AM
If you remember moments from when you were a kid, you are lucky, because you'd remember how life was a piece of cake when your mind was less developped.

I got raped as a kid.

CHECK. FUCKING. MATE
#1880
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 08:02:57 AM
"the present moment is everywhere at all times"

The theory of relativity shows that 'now' only exists from one frame of reference. From any other frame of reference it is not 'now'. There is no universal 'now', there is only an infinite number of different 'nows'.

What is 'now' for me, is actually not the same 'now' for you, because of space time. That is why all we have is perception. When we look at a starr, what is happening for us 'now' actually happened millions of years ago to the star. The same 'now' for me, is acually the future for the star.

You fail.
#1881
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 07:54:05 AM
Henning, you are starting to see the truth. Keep your eyez on the prize kappa  :kappa:
#1882
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 07:08:24 AM
No hard feelings to Marc though, he is just naive, immature and inexperienced. I know like 7 years ago when I had my first awakening, I would hear one opinion, one perspective and think it was the TRUTH. But, the truth is, there are a million perspectives, and no real truth. Everything is relative. And what is true in one place and time is not true in another place and time.

What is NOW, is not NOW a million light years away. Only for you, as an individual. The truth exists differently for everyone. Also, we cannot understand the real truth. We do not live in the world of quantum physics (all probability, not actuality, however this is actual how shit works in 'reality). All that there is for humans, is perspective.
#1883
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 06:50:29 AM
Also the book borrows from most eastern philosophies. Marc will have no idea that a lot of things in this book aren't original, and are common among the teachings of Buddhism and the Tao. Of course, Marc would not know any of this because he has no idea about anything other than this one single book.

Teachings of the 'present' are probably most famously taught about by 'Eckhart Tolle', in the power of now. However they are borrowed from most forms of meditation and eastern religions. Again, Marc knows little of this because his exposure to actual knowledge is too limited.

The difference is, this book peaches TRUTH. However, mixed in with it's eastern philosphy he also adds in the fact that he thinks he knows exactly what everyone means when they say things. He gives a list of references of past figures, and says that he knows EXACTLY what they mean. He claims to know exactly why the bible was written, exactly what the beatles were talking about, exactly what great scientists meant. Basically, he is as smart as all of these people and obviously understands them better than everyone else.

This book has no new actual information, mostly borrowed ideas, thrown in with 50% subjective opinion stated as fact. Marc would realise this if he had any experience with anything.
#1884
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 06:37:00 AM
From the truth contest:

Page 1:

"We have come a very, very long way, but we have a little further to go. The next and last step in our evolution is learning and accepting the truth of life, and this includes acknowledging our true past."

Hypothesis, future dated. Not scientifically proven, presented as fact.

"The truth will free us from the animal world we all evolved from."

Hypothesis, future dated. Not scientifically proven, presented as fact.

Page 2:

"Immortality: "It is impossible to be conscious of being unconscious.""

Hypothesis. Not scientifically proven.

"You will die physically, but you will be born into a new physical body."

Hypothesis, future dated. Not scientifically proven, presented as fact.

"People are trying to understand the universe independent of consciousness, and it is the most important factor in the equation."

Not scientifically proven.

Page 3:

"People do not realize what Isaac Newton's third law of motion really means."

Not scientifically proven. 1. Generalising everyone's understand as one. 2. Assuming he knows what Newton meant. Hypothesis stated as fact.



Basically, this book if full of unproven, subjective nonsense. Basically everything this guy believes is stated as fact, he thinks he knows exactly what these great figures of history meant. It's a load of shit. And yet it PREACHES THE SCIENTIFIC METHOD. Biggest hypocrital shit stain of a book ever. The whole book is an ironic joke.

Make no mistake, this book does not preach the truth. It preaches this one man's opinion.
#1885
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 06:19:50 AM
Marc needs to watch every single documentary every made, read every book ever written, otherwise he is 'afraid of change and the new'. He has no choice but to watch Zeitgeist on request or he is a hypocrit. He has no choice but to read every single book we recommend he reads, else he fears change and the new. By his own words.

Marc does not care for the Truth, but only cares about thinking he knows more than other people and trying to appear superior by teaching them. I don't need  evidence to support my allegations, just like you have noevidence to support half of yours. I'm right, you can't change that, it's just the truth.
#1886
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 02:16:32 AM
"For example, Adam and Eve. People actually think the story literally took place, when it is just metaphorically speaking with an inspired and true meaning behind it. It is the collective unconscious working behind the scenes, the truth in a myth. Besides, the bible is a lot of misinterpretations, myths and truth blended in, the myths have been glorified for ages, while the truth in them hasn't even been seen yet."

Assumptions based on no scientifical evidence being presented as factual. The intention of the writer(s) may have been to be taken literally. Please do not continue to make claims that cannot be proven scientifically.
#1887
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 02:08:05 AM
"Anyway, many people will ignore the book because of fear of change or the new"

Hypothesis cannot be proven scientifically. Try again. The only thing that you can prove is that many people will ignore the book.

"Anyway, many people will ignore the book because it contains no valuable content." Fixed.
#1888
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 02:03:48 AM
To claim to think you know why the bible was written is rediculous. You can't claim to know what someone elses intentions are. These claims are not based on scientific evidence. Therefore you are a massive hypocrit. Please stop stating facts that you have not proven.
#1889
General Chat / Re: Who is history's hottest Emma? [Poll of the Week #6, with Pic Proof!]
February 16, 2013, 01:37:11 AM
I've masturbated to Emma Mae like 20 times, and the rest combined 0 times. So Emma Mae obv rof.
#1890
General Chat / Re: The Birthday Topic!
February 16, 2013, 01:35:50 AM
happy bj to glen stevens
#1891
General Chat / Re: The Elite Podcast - IDEA
February 16, 2013, 01:31:25 AM
I'll be a guest.
#1892
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 12:59:20 AM
Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on February 15, 2013, 04:38:50 PM
We can all help each other and helping each other becoming more aware :)

Wrong. You are too arrogant and naive to listen to anyone else who has a different opinion to you. You preach that you care about the truth, but when people give you truth (that you're being an asshole) you tell people not to because you think it's not important. You're selective in your caring of the truth, and you keep making perposterous claims based on absolutely no evidence. In fact, most of the things you talk about are either 1. Self explanatory i.e The truth is the truth, or 2. Unprovable scientifically i.e "Truthcontest.com is the opposite of religion or any kind of outdated fixed belief and dogma.", beacuse you've read and experienced every single fucking one?
#1893
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Who is the most...
February 16, 2013, 12:51:26 AM
I'm the most likely, but I'll never do it cause I'm too in yo face.

*lights up cigarette*  :smokin:
#1894
General Chat / Re: Would you spend 10 years in a basement for $10 million? (fun "points game")
February 16, 2013, 12:44:05 AM
OK, I'LL DO IT!!!

$0, 40 points...

2 x 18 year old girls (to have sex with) = 36 points +
1 x jacuzzi (to have sex in) = 39 points +
1 x pool table (to have sex on) = 40 points

#1895
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 15, 2013, 12:48:33 AM
Wouter:

This topic is considered spam. It doesn't matter if I want to read it or not, it doesn't belong here. Good try though Wouter :)

I haven't been angry lately, it's just your perception. Good try though, keep studying my posts and you'll get it soon! :)

You can't change the truth. The truth is that Marc is condescending. Study his posts again and you might understand. Give it a shot! :p

This does't have anything to do with Marc's content Wouter, it has to do with his attitude. You were so close though :)

You made fair points Wouter but unfortunately you just don't understand it yet. Don't worry though, study our posts some more and I'm sure it'll come to you in time :):):):)
#1896
General Chat / Re: Would you spend 10 years in a basement for $10 million? (fun "points game")
February 15, 2013, 12:32:39 AM
Does the girl stay 18 and attractive the entire time?
#1897
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 14, 2013, 11:18:19 PM
You're so fucking condescending Marc, seriously get the fuck over yourself.

No matter how right you think you are don't go around talking to people like they are dumb as shit. You have no fucking clue how to behave in a social environment. Even if you are right, it will mean fuck all in the end. You don't know how to talk to people as they currently are, no one will listen to you, and you will die leaving no impact on earth.

I'm not argueing that you're wrong Marc. I'm argueing that you've now turned into an arrogant cunt. Fuck you.

Someone move this piece of shit to Free For All.
#1898
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Moderators in this forum [UPDATE new mods elected]
February 12, 2013, 01:04:31 AM
Suspend me yourself you loser.
#1899
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Moderators in this forum
February 12, 2013, 12:30:19 AM
Jon, I thought you were cool. But denying me the mod status even though it was clear the majority of people posting in the topic thought it was a good idea, AND making a dumbass comment like that for no fucking reason makes me realise you're a fucking loser.

Congrats on successfully being a cunt.
#1900
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
February 10, 2013, 10:58:47 AM
bunker 2 a 24

didn't even need to warp the glass because I'm that good
#1901
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
February 09, 2013, 01:15:46 AM
Silo A 1:04.

1:02 pace, lost 2 secs at the end. Will settle until much later date.
#1902
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Moderators in this forum
February 08, 2013, 10:28:10 AM
I would be interested. Anyone who has met me in real life knows I'm pretty solid, I wouldn't do anything stupid (despite the nature of some of my posts). I play GE a lot and check the boards several times daily. I will bring swift justice to trollers etc, but at the same time would not abuse my power.
#1903
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
February 03, 2013, 04:01:12 AM
archives sa 54

acheived 100% naked.
#1904
FFA / Re: VOTE FOR THE BEST ELITE TROLLER OF ALL TIME
February 02, 2013, 10:24:17 PM
what do you mean? 'dig' the posts? You don't 'believe' me?
#1905
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
February 02, 2013, 09:11:24 PM
is that against current proof policy though?
#1906
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
February 02, 2013, 08:02:35 PM
archives sa 54

opened the safe but did not pick up the recorder :(
#1907
Testing Area / Re: this will be the first tech problem topic to reach 502 posts
February 02, 2013, 07:55:13 PM
c
#1908
Testing Area / Re: this will be the first tech problem topic to reach 502 posts
February 02, 2013, 07:54:39 PM
b
#1909
Testing Area / Re: this will be the first tech problem topic to reach 502 posts
February 02, 2013, 07:53:54 PM
a
#1910
FFA / Re: VOTE FOR THE BEST ELITE TROLLER OF ALL TIME
February 02, 2013, 07:40:48 PM
I'm pretty sure I was the first (and best) elite troll. Remember when I was #1 and removed my times cause I'm a boss? I was doing awesome shit in 2002/2003. You're all fucking jealous.

Suck my cock.
#1911
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Who is the best...
January 31, 2013, 10:45:25 PM
I'm not an old-skool legend though. I'm still a legitimate legend.
#1912
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Who is the best...
January 31, 2013, 09:04:41 PM
I'm pretty sure the reason I never got to number 1 was because my mum banned me from using the 64. Also, I was really scared of levels where you can die. I still fear dieing :( makes it hard to play some harder levels. FUCK.
#1913
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Who is the best...
January 31, 2013, 07:51:18 PM
How come you can't seriously include me? I'm like one of the best multi's ever. Even though I wasn't able to prove it before, I did real well at VA with it being my first time ever playing guys from US. I think I single handledly raised the skill level of everyone there.
#1914
FFA / Re: Who is a bigger piece of shit?
January 31, 2013, 07:16:29 PM
THE RESULTS ARE IN!
#1915
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Who is the best...
January 31, 2013, 07:12:48 PM
Quote from: True Religion on January 31, 2013, 07:10:12 PM
They are the garbagemen and janitors of speedrunning. 

Lol wtf
#1916
FFA / Re: Who is a bigger piece of shit?
January 31, 2013, 07:06:47 PM
Jon and Scott are really nice when you meet them in real life lol.
#1917
FFA / Who is a bigger piece of shit?
January 31, 2013, 07:01:39 PM
Be honest.
#1918
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
January 31, 2013, 06:25:57 PM
Holy shit, I'm gonna get like 0:58 probably.
#1919
General Chat / Re: Welcome to my room
January 31, 2013, 03:01:37 AM
You obviously planted the book there to try and look smart, and now you're just trying to be ignorant so it's not obvious to everyone what you're trying to do. Well guess what, you didn't fool me smarty pants.
#1920
Testing Area / Re: this will be the first tech problem topic to reach 502 posts
January 31, 2013, 02:30:31 AM
suck my cock
#1921
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
January 31, 2013, 01:59:06 AM
How the fuck is that 1:02?
#1922
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Who is the best...
January 31, 2013, 12:23:04 AM
I'm arguably the greatest player ever.
#1923
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
January 31, 2013, 12:21:57 AM
Quote from: Delirium Silence on January 30, 2013, 05:09:36 PM
2008 : clemens gets 45 agent.
2013:5 years later  marc gets 45 agent , followed by 45 on sa/ooa with minor strat improvement ... Clemens is insanely jealous.

fix'd
#1924
GoldenEye 007 / Re: About SuperPad
January 25, 2013, 09:46:51 AM
^ best post in elite history?

P.s super pad can suck my super dick.
#1925
GoldenEye 007 / Re: About SuperPad
January 25, 2013, 09:45:49 AM
It appears as though this is the period the super pad has been waiting for.
#1926
FFA / Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
January 24, 2013, 12:49:36 AM
Marc:

No idea what you mean.
#1927
GoldenEye 007 / Re: About SuperPad
January 24, 2013, 12:46:39 AM
What's the dot everyone is talking about?
#1928
FFA / Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
January 23, 2013, 06:40:49 PM
Goose:

I don't regret it because I wanted to marry her. I wanted to fuck her a few more times. She gave the best head I ever had.
#1929
FFA / Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
January 23, 2013, 06:37:45 PM
Jim:

Uncut.

Size does matter for multiple reasons. But the good news is that anyone can increase the size of their penis using various methods.
#1930
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
January 22, 2013, 09:00:59 PM
Do left straf in the final hallway going towards the 3rd baron. Keep left strafe when you turn the final corner to shoot 3rd baron. It's half a sec quicker.
#1931
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
January 20, 2013, 07:13:18 PM
David's cock is super classy.
#1932
FFA / Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
January 20, 2013, 01:55:46 AM
She was probably the hottest girl I've been with. Saw her again several times, but back then I was a bitch and I think my neediness/bitchiness drove her away. Holy shit I regret that :( She loved to swallow too.
#1933
FFA / Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
January 19, 2013, 09:08:47 PM
Goose:

Just under 2 years ago I was out at a popular night club. Dancing hard on the dance floor. A really hot girl (at least 9/10, 19 years old) came up to me and started dancing with me. We danced for about 5 minutes. She then pulled me off to the side of the dance floor and we started making out. About 1 minute later she pulled me downstairs into the women's toilets. Luckily there was a cubicle available.

She went down on me straight away and then we had sex a little bit. But it was hard to get fully erect because I was in the womens toilets and the moment was pretty crazy. I realised this wasn't the best place for sex so my very first words to her were "lets go back to my place", and he first word to me was "ok".

Wasn't the best sex or anything but defs the most memorable.
#1934
FFA / Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
January 19, 2013, 07:23:20 PM
Marc:

I want to be in you.
#1935
FFA / Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
January 19, 2013, 07:22:40 PM
Henning:

K.. doesn't have wet dreams. He has sex at least twice a week and the other days watches a lot of asian porn and masturbates. So there is never really any built up unresolved horniness that needs to be released at night.
#1936
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PRs Here (and discussion!)
January 19, 2013, 07:19:17 PM
The video is obviously faked. Ryan can you please investigate this, there was a spike in the sound before the end screen popped up.
#1937
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Goldeneye Facts Topic
January 19, 2013, 07:16:30 PM
Well the issue is definitely not his health, and I doubt it's because of a random damage calculator on the golden gun. All tests done showed the golden gun has a set damage, just like every other gun in the game. As mentioned, the same phenomenon happens on statue agent (body shot not killing trev). It has nothing to do with his health, or the power of the gun. It's something else.
#1938
FFA / Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
January 19, 2013, 09:25:11 AM
Carathon:

Im average in size (not below or above) so i dont feel guilty.

P.s i dont like you. Im not going to answer anymore of your questions because i think you are a loser who needs to grow up and get a sense of humour.
#1939
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
January 18, 2013, 09:59:45 PM
I'm sad for Dave :(

Rayan is just like, the best in the world I think. Though, I've never seen dave get new times since I was active again so I don't know how good he is. Never saw him stream either. but Rayan is like OMG when he streams. Makes me stream heaps of cum into my pants all the time. In fact watching Rayan stream makes me believe GE is fucking easy, so fucking easy I will make top 10 by the end of the year. Fuck all of you haters who don't believe, but I mean it's understandable cause I haven't been active in so long. but come on have a little faith, I used to be good, real good. I'll give it my best shot xxoo
#1940
FFA / Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
January 18, 2013, 07:55:56 PM
Luke:

None at the moment unfortunately. But I am training for it. I'm currently using the X4 labs extender and Bathmate to get big and strong.
#1941
FFA / Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
January 18, 2013, 07:54:52 PM
BRIO:

I'm not made of gold. I don't glow in the dark. sadface.
#1942
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***GE WR of the year 2012!***
January 18, 2013, 07:25:56 PM
1:12 is easily the best WR ever achieved. I can't even get 1:13.
#1943
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Goldeneye Facts Topic
January 18, 2013, 07:13:01 PM
I sat there with a PP7 multiple times and shot him 350 times in the leg to calculate his health. If you're not killing him with a head shot it's either becaues 1. You're not hitting him in the head (video proof?), or that you are hitting him in the head but the game is registering it as a body shot. I.E You can hit Trev in the body on statue and the game will register the damage as a limb shot.

He has 299 bar of body armour and 51 bars of health. I've proved it using the scientific method. I'd believe that over "i've r aimered his face and hes lived on seperate occasions".  :nesquik:

The Golden Gun is 100 times more powerful than PP7 (It will take away 100 bars of health for a limb shot). If you shoot 3rd baron in body with Golden Gun, you will then need to shot him 150 more times in the leg with a PP7 to kill him. You can just put in the effort to find out if you're not sure.

BTW Henrik, I was just being silly :)
#1944
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Goldeneye Facts Topic
January 17, 2013, 07:11:52 PM
Baron's health copied from my FAQ... for SA/00A

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

LEVEL: EGYPTIAN

GUARD OR NPC:     HEALTH POINTS:         BODY ARMOUR POINTS:

Most Russian            4                        0
Soldiers

Russian Soldiers
that arrive after       5                        1
you kill Baron
Somedi twice

Baron Somedi(1)        21                       19

Baron Somedi(2)        51                       99

Baron Somedi(3)        51                      299

If using The Golden Gun

All Russian             1                        0
Soldiers

Baron Somedi(1)         1                        0

Baron Somedi(2)         2                        0

Baron Somedi(3)         1                        3

#1945
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Goldeneye Facts Topic
January 17, 2013, 07:04:51 PM
I already covered Baron's health 13 years ago on my FAQ on gamefaqs. I also was the first person to discover how to get the 2nd Baron on the right side of the pillars by Bond's positioning like 10 years ago.

Yeah, I'm pretty awesome.
#1946
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PRs Here (and discussion!)
January 17, 2013, 06:47:06 PM
Child rape dungeons?
#1947
General Chat / Re: Welcome to my room
January 13, 2013, 09:03:20 AM
"That's the sex pad.*"

*Pad never actually used for sex.
#1948
GoldenEye 007 / Re: GE Cash Incentives 2.0
January 11, 2013, 10:45:24 PM
I'm totes gonna go for 1:01 surface agent.
#1949
General Chat / Re: Elite Streaming on Twitch (rolling out a new board top design!)
January 09, 2013, 12:03:09 AM
#1950
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PRs Here (and discussion!)
January 07, 2013, 11:52:47 PM
statue sa 2:20

run was decent, thought it would be 2:19. I'll leave it for now
#1951
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PRs Here (and discussion!)
January 07, 2013, 02:24:54 PM
facility sa 55.

not a very good run but just aiming for 90+ points atm for everything, then I will start hitting better times.
#1952
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
January 07, 2013, 01:33:57 PM
dam a 53 (duped for proof)
#1953
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PRs Here (and discussion!)
January 07, 2013, 12:36:50 PM
statue agent 220
#1954
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PRs Here (and discussion!)
January 07, 2013, 11:27:19 AM
cradle agent 35
#1955
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PRs Here (and discussion!)
January 05, 2013, 04:28:24 AM
facility agent 45
#1956
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PRs Here (and discussion!)
January 02, 2013, 03:06:50 AM
Surface 1 agent 1:03
#1957
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PRs Here (and discussion!)
January 02, 2013, 01:00:12 AM
surface 2 a 49
#1958
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PRs Here (and discussion!)
January 01, 2013, 09:09:41 AM
Frigate 24
facility a 46 x 3
facility sa 57

Uploaded frigate to youtube. Not making vids of facility. They are on my stream vids but gonna lower them soon anyways.
#1959
FFA / Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
December 31, 2012, 09:20:26 AM
Patrik:

You're misinformed. I'm cleaned daily and am not nasty.
#1960
FFA / Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
December 31, 2012, 09:19:06 AM
Get Untieds:

I've been inside 11 women.
#1961
FFA / Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
December 31, 2012, 09:17:41 AM
Jim:

I can't and won't help K.. get better Goldeneye times. I don't give a fuck about Goldeneye. I just like being inside women and urinating.
#1962
FFA / Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
December 31, 2012, 09:13:49 AM
Ryan:

Girls have never made my life hellish. I used to be a massive pussy and let girls crush me. I've been 'heartbroken' a couple of times my girls. But I've learnt a lot from it and now I'm not a pussy anymore. Now I"m in a relationship I really like and get sucked regularly.
#1963
GoldenEye 007 / Re: FYI
December 31, 2012, 01:56:05 AM
Bought 3 tube tv's yesterday. Turns out I WAS playing with rediculous lag before. Could hardly play on the tube TV at first. Still getting used to it but after a couple of weeks I will pretty much be as good as ace/clemens/marc etc.
#1964
FFA / Ask Karl's cock anything.
December 30, 2012, 10:56:42 AM
Do it.
#1965
GoldenEye 007 / Re: FYI
December 30, 2012, 01:02:12 AM
I hope everyone in the elite is weaing their pads, cause it's that time of the month boys.
#1966
GoldenEye 007 / FYI
December 29, 2012, 11:40:35 PM
Just so you guys know Mr. Stevens and I are going to rip a new hole in the GE top 10. Both getting crt's. Just realised I'm losing like rediculous time using the LCD I was playing on.

So yeah, just watch out.
#1967
Testing Area / Re: this will be the first tech problem topic to reach 502 posts
December 29, 2012, 09:57:00 PM
*inserts penis*
#1968
GoldenEye 007 / Re: AGDQ 2013
December 29, 2012, 09:32:27 PM
99% of people watching will not be able to spot the difference between a top 20 player and a top 5 player.
#1969
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PRs Here (and discussion!)
December 20, 2012, 06:46:12 AM
I don't give a fuck about what people are discussing about PR's. I won't check this thread if I had to sift through 10 posts to find each PR. Also I don't want to have to visit a different website to check PR's.

Basically what I'm trying to say is fuck you, fuck all of you.*

*Except for Tyler <3
#1970
Perfect Dark / Re: Post obscure happenings HERE!
December 19, 2012, 04:37:41 AM
-people listening to anything Goose says ;)
#1971
Perfect Dark / Re: ATTN: Takahiro Arai
December 19, 2012, 04:36:31 AM
Last time i ragequit people died.
#1972
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** Proof Policy & Elite Council ***
December 16, 2012, 01:56:29 AM
I gave dave $250. He should have bought a HD recorder. Bitch.
#1973
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** Proof Policy & Elite Council ***
December 16, 2012, 12:51:02 AM
I wouldn't mind if Goose left to form another rankings, nothing agaist him personally. It's just that I think he's wrong on so many levels it's funny.

Wanting a job more than someone else isn't a good reason for you to have the job. The amount of effort you put in isn't a good reason either. Goose is emotionally unstable to the max. He has terrible judgement and over reacts to everything.

Tyler is super cool, I totes know cause I met him and can vouch for his epicness. <3 you Tyler :p
#1974
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
December 16, 2012, 12:23:58 AM
#1975
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** Proof Policy & Elite Council ***
December 13, 2012, 08:33:33 PM
I'm not part of the council. I saw the board and posted on it. I was then blocked from the board without even a message.

I've been here for 13 years and I'm disapointed I would be treated this way. At this point I hardly give a fuck about the elite anymore because of all this bullshit.

Well done, you've pushed another long time member away.
#1976
General Chat / Re: Skyfall [***spoilers***]
December 11, 2012, 07:53:17 PM
Go home luke.
#1977
FFA / Re: Keep On Shooting
December 02, 2012, 06:50:14 PM
 :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik:
#1978
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: The Council - how it should work
December 02, 2012, 01:25:22 AM
I should be on the list. I troll a lot but I'm pretty cool.
#1979
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Petition & Public Poll to have Henning's times removed from rankings
December 01, 2012, 09:22:48 PM
Quote from: Goose on November 28, 2012, 08:49:24 PM
Alecboy + irrel non gamers need to stay out of this discussion.

Funny how you create public polls and then in the same topic attempt to exclude people from the discussion. You're being an idiot.
#1980
General Chat / Re: I just pwned a scammer
November 28, 2012, 11:59:09 PM
The only person Dave 'pwned' is himself. Don't talk on the phone to some random stranger and then claim you wasted THEIR time. It's not like you delivered justice or stopped their operation.

Next time they call, try and spend MORE useless time on the phone with them. Then you will REALLY get pwned.
#1981
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Petition and Public Poll regarding new structure of executive power in the-elite
November 28, 2012, 09:18:43 AM
Sorry to be so blunt, but those who dont think cheaters should be banned (at least for a period of time) should grow the fuck up. This mentality actually increases the likely-hood of having innacurate rankings in the future. It does this by encouraging people to fake videos and lie, as there is ABSOLUTELY NO RISK.

PLEASE GET IN THE REAL WORLD.
#1982
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Petition and Public Poll regarding new structure of executive power in the-elite
November 28, 2012, 05:07:49 AM
I actually dont like the attitude of any of the current mods. Why? Because they dont seem to care what anyone else thinks, they dont ask the rest of us what we would like to have done, and they only react after multiple topics and persistent requests. Its pathetic.

I want people in charge who act immediately and actually take the initiative of asking the majority of
members what we would like to have done. Then instead of stupid poll topics made by teenage girls on their periods full of flame wars, we could have legitimate topics asking pertenant questions and containing decent discussions.
#1983
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Petition and Public Poll regarding new structure of executive power in the-elite
November 28, 2012, 12:44:13 AM
Ryan is really grinding my gears.
#1984
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Petition & Public Poll to have Henning's times removed from rankings
November 28, 2012, 12:25:07 AM
I can understand why people want all of the legit records to remain on the records. I also understand that people want to live in a perfect world where nothing ever goes wrong, everyone loves each other and everyone is always honest.

At the end of the day this website is a 'world rankings', not a 'list of historical world records', actually there is a seperate page for that. People who cheat should receive a banning from the rankings completely for a time. They should not be ranked above other people who have worked hard and not cheated, at least until their punishment is served.

I'm glad Tyler stepped up and delivered some sweet, sweet justice ;) I want to lick it, and taste it in and around my craving mouth.

<3
#1985
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Petition & Public Poll to have Henning's times removed from rankings
November 27, 2012, 06:44:10 AM
Why does the first offense need a lighter punishment? The point of a punishment is to deter people from doing something. Creating a soft punishment for first offense is opening the door for people to try once with low risk.
#1986
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Petition & Public Poll to have Henning's times removed from rankings
November 26, 2012, 11:17:09 PM
There is absolutely nothing in place at the moment to deter cheaters. Every other sport out there implements bans etc on players who cheat. At present all that happens is that the times that are discovered to be fake are removed. That's hardly going to stop anyone in the future from doing the same thing...

If we set up a punishment system it will decrease the likely-hood of this happening again. You should seriously be considering the impact things like this have on the future.
#1987
Testing Area / Re: this will be the first tech problem topic to reach 502 posts
November 24, 2012, 08:36:07 PM
... or did it? ...
#1988
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ATTN: Henning's fake times
November 24, 2012, 08:33:33 PM
I think Henning should be banned from the ranks until this is all resolved. I know that you all want the rankings to be accurate, but at this stage we can't really be certain of what is real and what isn't. Remove all of his times until we feel 100% confident that they are all legit. And if that day never comes... so be it.
#1989
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New PRs Here!
November 22, 2012, 08:37:20 PM
PAL Attack ship was way easier than NTSC because of Elvis. I'm pretty sure my 2:10 was pal?
#1990
FFA / Re: Post new fake videos here
November 21, 2012, 07:20:49 AM
The video is funny.
#1991
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Frigate cinema problem.
November 21, 2012, 07:19:06 AM
Cara, if you actually didnt take my post seriously then i congratulate you on your succesful troll. Although i dont believe you.
#1992
GoldenEye 007 / I have to confess something as well...
November 21, 2012, 07:16:02 AM
Sorry guys...

I have to confess that i still think posting a new topic about an irrelevant or sarcastic confession will be humorous to everyone.

I hope you dont ban me from the ranks :(
#1993
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Frigate cinema problem.
November 20, 2012, 06:16:19 PM
Carathorn you are such a n00b. You do realise ive been a part of the elite since 1999 right? 'gooses' 2007 troll style, and his recent outpourings of stupidity are nothing more than a rehash of the classic 'K..' style of 2002. I dont claim to be mauture in every 2nd post just because some girl cheated on me. However anyone who has met know im just fucking around on the boards.

The fact that you took my post seriously is a fucking joke.
#1994
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
November 19, 2012, 11:10:43 PM
I want Jim and Marc to slide their moist cocks into my drooling mouth.
#1995
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Frigate cinema problem.
November 19, 2012, 10:54:06 PM
I like Henning.

The most important thing I learned from this topic is that Ryan White is still as much a little boy as he always was.

Also, I've lied about times in the past (although sadly, none of my false times remain on the rankings (sadface)). Everyone does it. It's like, celebrities doing drugs. Everyone knows they do it but no one cares because they are all so good looking and talented. Just like me, just like Henning <3

I did have a false glimmer of hope that this community would be awesome. But it's just a dream for me, and always will be.

#1996
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Dam Issue
October 18, 2012, 09:19:31 PM
If you're looking in the right direction, there should never be an issue with the gate. Therefore it must be the fact that you're looking up or down for too long.  Or you're looking in the wrong direction.
#1997
General Chat / Re: Let's talk about Eliters live streaming on twitch.tv!
October 17, 2012, 07:28:23 PM
Ryan, im pretty sure that the strat i used for 214 caverns ooa was really easy. Did you watch the vid?
#1998
General Chat / Re: ATTN: Moderators
October 17, 2012, 07:17:51 PM
Can i please have some privvies?
#1999
General Chat / Re: ATTN: Moderators
October 17, 2012, 04:33:39 AM
I'll become a mod with the sole job of deleting those topics.
#2000
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR Discussion Here!
October 16, 2012, 07:44:32 AM
FUCK YOU MARC. Thought you had a PR. You bitch. You little bitch.
#2001
General Chat / Re: Introduction: MirrorMage
October 13, 2012, 01:44:35 AM
I do agree that the 2nd paragraph in your first post was unnecessary Jim :)

This topic is all about the NEW GUY. Not about your lovely selves. So tell your ego's to STFU :) Carathorn why you being such a bitch to Jim?? A couple of you guys are srzly being retarded.
#2002
General Chat / Re: Introduction: MirrorMage
October 12, 2012, 10:13:52 AM
I don't know why people are trying to give this person life advice. He posts one introduction post and all of a sudden people are telling him how to live his life. Lolz!

Bro, welcome to the elite. Play as much as you want :)
#2003
Testing Area / Re: this will be the first tech problem topic to reach 502 posts
October 06, 2012, 01:09:44 AM
.... and it never did .... :(
#2004
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012: Results, Recap, Photos, and Video
September 27, 2012, 02:36:07 AM
Hey Adam, would you mind uploading the full table tennis match between me and Duff? <3
#2005
GoldenEye 007 / Re: trent's new trick
September 26, 2012, 10:46:30 AM
I had a chat with Axel and he seems genuinely apologetic about what happened.

My attitude has changed and I'd be cool with him remaining a mod.
#2006
General Chat / Re: Petition to improve current proof policy.
September 26, 2012, 06:04:07 AM
Carathorn do not tell others to drop it. If several people are bringing it up we should definitely discuss it. Don't be so quick to dismiss things. It's very hypocritical for you to create this petition and then shut other people down when they voice what they think should be changed.
#2007
GoldenEye 007 / I had a dream....
September 23, 2012, 10:34:25 PM
9 years ago I HATED the elite. Why? Because I was ashamed of myself. I was ashamed that I had wasted so much time playing a game that will ultimately give me nothing in return. I felt as though this wasted time was the cause of a lot of my problems in life.

Long story short, I was wrong. Playing Goldeneye and Perfect Dark and achieving the results that I did showed me that I had talent. It showed me that I had a gift. It showed me that if I put my mind and energy to something that I could achieve excellent results. Although I did not appreciate the lessons that it had taught me until very recently (this year).

For the last 6 years I have been intentially learning about myself. Learning how to do better socially, better with women, better with my emotions, better in business, and better in understanding my self. Through this process I have evolved a lot, for the better, and have been able to achieve things that I once thought would never happen to me.

Why is this important? Because I realised I had power. I had the power to change myself and to change my life. To create a life that brought an abundance of happiness and fulfillment. I'm not saying my life is perfect but it is always improving for the better. I am always learning and as time goes on I find myself also able to help others and allow them to start wanting to change themselves.

How does this relate to the Elite? Because we all have power. We all have the power to create the lives that we want. We all have the power to create the ELITE that we want. This is first and foremost a community of people. We have formed bonds that will last our entire lifetimes. I have not fully realised or appreciated just how close our bonds were until this year. I realise that I am a geek, I love Goldeneye, I love video games, and that is AWESOME.

Going to Virginia and gaining the respect and approval of a lot of the people there really meant a lot to me. It has changed my life in a big way. I really can't emphasise just how much of a positive impact it had. But only because I am now completely comfortable with who I am so that I can really comprehend just how much it means to have the type of support I had in VA. I know who I am and what I love and to be able to share that with people here is such a priviledge and I consider myself very lucky.

Having a group of friends who all love the same thing, who all support each other, who appreciate it together, who work together, who care for each other, is one of the most powerful and great things we can be a part of in life. The Elite is no longer just about gaming, it is growing into a group of people sharing a common love with each other. It has the potential of fueling inspiration in everyone involved. It has the potential to help everyone get to where they want to be in life, and feel like that are an important part of something meaningful.

But you all must realise that. You must realise that we have something here that is very special, and could be so much more rewarding for everyone. BUT YOU MUST NURTURE AND PROTECT IT. You must realise that we all have the power to create something that is so positive for everyone.

I had a dream that we could create a group where everyone supports each other. Everyone respects each other. EVeryone appreciates each other. It's not normally possible in life, but I really feel like it's possible here. I know this post may seem over dramatic, but I promise you if you really understood to the potential of this group you may not feel that way.

This incident regarding train has shown me that not only do we do not have a community that cares for each other, but we also have a community that is not willing to stand up and create the environment that it wants. This community places more importance on rules than it does each other. "We will not remove time x because of rule x in the proof policy". Fuck that. Honestly I think Goldeneye is pretty much just an excuse at this point for us to keep this group together. I personally don't care at all what the WR's are, I just care about sharing something I enjoy with people that I enjoy.

Why did I post this? I've come to the point in my life now where I'm starting to really understand what I want in my life. I don't care about world records or new strategies. I care about sharing my experiences with people I enjoy and having people I enjoy sharing their experiences with me. This community is not about Goldeneye, it's about each other. If you still continue to place more importance on the game, or the rules, or the times, then this community will never achieve the greatness that it can.

All this bullshit happening at the moment is not what I want for this group. I don't care to be apart of it. I feel like this same attitude has caused others to do the same over the years. I want you all to help in creating a community that does wonders for everyone. That everyone loves to be a part of. That helps each other. That appeciates each other's enjoyment for the game. I don't want you to accept bullshit. I don't want you to accept people who that don't care for others. Start taking control and creating something that we all want.
#2008
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
September 22, 2012, 11:43:50 PM
If a new strat has been discovered then I congratulate you on turning a potentially great moment in GE history into a pile of shit.
#2009
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
September 21, 2012, 10:55:22 PM
This isn't a dictatorship. If we want the times removed they should be removed until proven.
#2010
General Chat / Re: ATTN EVERYONE: Twitch.tv: Idea for live streaming!
September 21, 2012, 02:39:27 AM
I got a powered 4 way splitter for my streaming. Not only was the quality great but I felt like a Boss at the same time.
#2011
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
September 21, 2012, 01:07:34 AM
I think untied records should not be able to be automatically updated. They should go into a 'pending' status to be approved once a video is provided.

This is really retarded. The elite is a joke.
#2012
General Chat / Re: ATTN EVERYONE: Twitch.tv: Idea for live streaming!
September 21, 2012, 12:09:10 AM
Please aim for my mouth.
#2013
General Chat / Re: 2012 International Goldeneye/Mario Kart Meet Vid!!!!!
September 18, 2012, 04:20:07 AM
Dude that video is epic :) I really love it Adam. And the end bro, so awesome. So.. so awesome...
#2014
General Chat / Re: 2012 International Goldeneye/Mario Kart Meet Vid!!!!!
September 17, 2012, 10:22:02 PM
Really looking forward to it Adam :)
#2015
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Silo DLTK
September 14, 2012, 11:18:01 PM
You may or may not have matured Goose, but your posts are still the most immature on the boards currently. You whine, whinge and complain. From my perspective, based on the way you are talking, you have not matured at all. Just because you fucked a couple of girls and got owned doesn't make you more mature than anyone else.

'Real people' problems? Everyone here is a real person. You keep bring up this notion of maturity so I assume it means a lot to you at the moment. Here is some advice.. if you want people to think you are mature, you can't just tell them and they will believe you. If you want us to think you're mature, act like it. Currently you're not doing that, and thus no one thinks you are any more mature than you were 5 years old. The only difference now is that you're crying about your break ups.
#2016
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Silo DLTK
September 13, 2012, 09:09:40 AM
Goose sarcastically congratulating someone else for being mature?

AHAHAHAHAHAAAA HAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHHAAA HEHEHEHEHEEEEEHEHEEH HA HAAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAH AHAHAH AHHH!!! !H!!H@!@ !@!$H$@!@H!@321231#!@!!!!

Oh man, now I've seen EVERYTHING  ;D The world is a weird, weird, crazy weird place my friends.
#2017
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012: Results, Recap, Photos, and Video
September 04, 2012, 11:09:06 PM
Awesome David thanks. I was wondering if it would be possible to add the original semifinal games? The games that we played to see who the first top into the finals would be. It was me/lovins/jimbo in one match, and clemens/ye/boss in the other I think.
#2018
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask any GE related question you like here.
September 02, 2012, 10:23:32 PM
Did I just get meta-trolled?
#2019
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask any GE related question you like here.
September 01, 2012, 05:01:00 AM
CriticalDensity:

Some Americans may have sent video home movies to a European relative, only to discover that the images are scrambled and the sound quality is very poor. This is caused by a major difference in broadcast formats used by the United States and many other countries. The United States favors a format called NTSC, which is short for National Television Standards Committee, while Europe, Australia and parts of Asia use a competing format called PAL, or Phase Alternating Line.

Most of us would not be able to recognize the difference between NTSC and PAL, but then again most of us aren't television broadcast engineers. The differences really start with the electrical power system behind the transmissions. In the United States and other countries, electrical power is generated at 60 hertz, so for technical reasons the NTSC signal is also sent out at 60 'fields' per second. Since most televisions use an interlaced system, this means that 30 lines of the image are sent out, followed by the alternating 30 lines. This line alternation happens so fast that it becomes undetectable, much like a film running through a projector. The result for an NTSC television is 30 frames of a complete image appearing every second.

Since Europe uses a 50 hertz power supply, the equivalent PAL lines go out at 50 fields per second, or 25 alternating lines. PAL televisions only produce 25 complete frames per second, which can cause some problems with the proper display of motion. Think of it as the 'silent movie effect', in which the actors seem to move a little faster because there are fewer frames showing movement. If a PAL movie is converted to an NTSC tape, 5 extra frames must be added per second or the action might seem jerky. The opposite is true for an NTSC movie converted to PAL. Five frames must be removed per second or the action may seem unnaturally slow.

Another difference between NTSC and PAL formats is resolution quality. PAL may have fewer frames per second, but it also has more lines than NTSC. PAL television broadcasts contain 625 lines of resolution, compared to NTSC's 525. More lines usually means more visual information, which equals better picture quality and resolution. Whenever an NTSC videotape is converted to PAL, black bars are often used to compensate for the smaller screen aspect, much like letterboxing for widescreen movies.

When the NTSC format was first adopted in 1941, there was little discussion of color transmissions. When the technology for color television arrived, engineers had to create a broadcast method which would still allow owners of monochrome television sets to receive a picture. Color signals on the NTSC format are still not considered ideal by electronics experts. The PAL system, on the other hand, was created after the advent of color broadcasting, so color signals are much truer to the original image.

For most purposes, the difference between NTSC and PAL signals are negligible. A European television set won't work in the United States and an NTSC formatted DVD won't play on a PAL player. But many people own home movies which cannot be viewed on a competing format. For this reason, there are a number of companies which offer conversion kits from NTSC to PAL or PAL to NTSC. Some of these conversion methods can be time-consuming and variable in quality, but others provide an easy way to create a PAL video for a European relative or an NTSC DVD for a Canadian friend. Some electronic media outlets may also provide conversion services for a price.

I hope that answered your question! :)
#2020
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask any GE related question you like here.
August 30, 2012, 11:19:37 PM
He said 'top' player.

OWNED.
#2021
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012: Results, Recap, Photos, and Video
August 29, 2012, 04:10:59 AM
Every single person who has ever lived is emotional. Just because you feel emotions doesn't mean you have to act like a little bitch (not suggesting anyone does). I am INSANELY competitive and I don't rage at all. There is always a pause after feeling an emotion and before acting on it.

There is a reason tennis players get fined when they smash their rackets. There is a reason any pro sports player gets fined when they carry on like a dick. It's because no one likes to see it.
#2022
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012: Results, Recap, Photos, and Video
August 29, 2012, 12:05:10 AM
Dave when you were cursing it was not game rage in the way I see it. You weren't raging, and you did not appear to actually be upset. I think it's fine to swear and carry on as long as you're still having a good time. But as you mentioned excuses etc aren't a good thing. Especially considering the items in Mario Kart are random, and people are fully aware of this going into the tournament.

My firm belief is that everyone just focused on enjoying the tournaments, enjoying the experience and not pointlessly getting worked up over things out of their control the meet would be so much better. The negetivity of some people during the tournament really did affect me in a bad way while I was there. And as we've heard it affected others in a negetive way as well. So we should just focus on being positive, having fun, and making it a great experience for everyone.
#2023
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012: Results, Recap, Photos, and Video
August 28, 2012, 03:23:13 AM
I we could erradicate most of the rage and get everyone to just appreciate how great it is to get together to compete it would be awesome. BTW, despite my negetive comments in my first post I'm definitely interested in going again next year.
#2024
General Chat / Re: Fund for GE & MK prizes for VA 2013?
August 23, 2012, 09:16:56 PM
There are pro's and con's to either side. If people are aware of the prize it may inspire them to practice and do better in the tournament. It may produce a highe level of play overall.

However as you mentioned it's not as cool as suprise prize. I like your idea of having a committee. I also think Corey should settle down.

#2025
General Chat / Re: Fund for GE & MK prizes for VA 2013?
August 23, 2012, 07:47:46 PM
Are you sure you're cool with that? Because I don't know what I'd do if you weren't cool with that ;p
#2026
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012: Results, Recap, Photos, and Video
August 20, 2012, 08:27:22 PM
Some people grow up.
#2027
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
August 19, 2012, 07:16:34 PM
I love Marc so much.
#2028
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012: Results, Recap, Photos, and Video
August 19, 2012, 02:08:10 AM
I went back and watched Lockwood's rant on the twitch archive. Totally worth it.
#2029
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
August 15, 2012, 09:42:54 PM
All this talk about relationships is pretty epic. You're talking as if a relationship ending for you is this terrible, unfortunate event that no one else would understand. Guess what, it's a part of life and happens to almost everyone. I can appreciate how much it hurts to get owned by someone you love. However moving forward I suggest you realise that..

1. You're not special and you don't deserve any sympothy because this happened. It happens to almost everyone who invests into relationships.
2. It's a part of life. It's not a bad thing. In fact it's often the best thing because you only grow and learn through getting hurt.
3. The girls that you believe hurt you aren't bad people, they are just trying to do what they think will make them happy.
4. If you take responsibility and realise that the decisions you made led you to this point, you will be able to learn great lessons from this and create a much happier life for yourself.

In closing, huge congrats Marc. 1:12 is epic and I really didn't think it was going to be done any time soon.
#2030
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012: Results, Recap, Photos, and Video
August 07, 2012, 02:13:01 AM
I just came, Patrick.
#2031
General Chat / Re: 2012 Elite Summer Contest Discussion [contest POSTPONED!]
August 06, 2012, 02:03:44 AM
These contest pictures are really awesome.
#2032
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012: Results, Recap, Photos, and Video
August 05, 2012, 02:02:24 AM
Shawn: Fuck man didn't add you in my post. But you're so amazing you deserve a whole new one. You're awesome dude. So nice and cool. I'm not sure where you find it in yourself to be as epic as you are. No words to describe how much of an honour it is to have you at the meet. And the prize for the GE tournament was amazing. You fucking rock.
#2033
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012: Results, Recap, Photos, and Video
August 05, 2012, 01:53:24 AM
Back in Australia :)

I'll start my recap, may edit later.

Goldeneye: Was really great to play a lot of highly skilled players. I was really nervous in the first few rounds of the GE comp though I felt a little bit more comfortable as the meet went on. I would say that I may not have played 100% my natural game because the tournament just seemed to put a lot of pressure on me. Though I feel like most people would be pretty nervous as well. I"m glad that despite how I was feeling I still did not disapoint everyone and showed that I am legit. I'm happy with coming 2nd, David deserved to win.

Ping Pong: Had heaps of fun playing. Obviously ping pong is always fun to play. Doubles was pretty epic. I was honestly suprised at the level of skill some of the guys had.

Werewolf: Really fun game. Shame I did not get a chance to play as a villager. I didn't want to be a wolf once but had to play it 3 times lol. There was a couple of funny moments in the 3rd game when me and adam would look at each other with a big smile because we both knew I was a wolf hehe. Felt good to kill him ;)

$250 Challenge: I was pretty epicly nervous the whole match. I defs got owned though. I wouldn't rule myself out completely though. I'd say that if we were to play again I would still have a chance of winning. David definitely needs to show more grace when winning. Totally worth it from my point of view, first time I've ever got a challenge. I really feel glad that me and dave are in the same league, feels less lonely :)

Cornhole: Worst game ever. Jim and Liz cheated their way to victory for an entire day. I'm glad you 2 had fun.

*** Some of the guys ***

I'll just say first that I did not talk to many people. Only because it's just not in my nature to have conversations with people I do not know well. Did not mean any disrespect to anyone.

Jim: Epic dude. Such a nice guy. Love you man. Your awesome checkers move at the end of our game was hilarious. I felt really bad for you after your MK final. Don't put so many emotional eggs into such a shitty basket. That game is a lot of luck. GE on the other hand is all skill, and to come 3rd against such epic competition is a really great accomplishment.

Tyler: You came off as being a genuinely nice and friendly person. You also have a good brain, heaps of athletic coordination, and you're humble. You could do anything you want. Really great to meet you.

Dan: Huge thanks for picking us up. Really nice guy. Glad to see you had some PP skills :) Keep up the juggling practice and if I ever see you again I'd like to see you doing 5 balls.

Nathan: Another really nice guy. You got some PP talent man. Yeah shame we didn't get to play more 1v1 games. I was glad that I did not see you rage on either MK or PP.

Eddie: Had heaps of fun getting pwned by you and adam at smash bros. Playing 1v1 GE against you was really fun for me, and generally I really find 1v1 boring as fuck. Shame I didn't get to win a game though :)

Mark: Thanks so much for letting us stay at your house before the meet. You're another guy who I would consider genuinely nice. You should totally hit up that asian PP place for some coaching. I can tell you love to play and you should defs keep doing it regularly :)

Duff: WTF?

Clemens: Was really happy how the GE tournament went. It seemed like fate that we would not verse each other until the finals. Sucks that you had to cheat to win but I don't mind. You are legit at GE multi. A worthy adversary. Nice work freezing the match between you, me and alex. If alex had of won that game it would of made us look like fools. You are cooler than I thought you would be. You love the sight of your own reflection, and I dig that, because I too enjoy looking at myself in mirrors/windows etc. However you gotta learn to hide it from people bro ;)

Alex: Really chilled, cool guy. You're someone I felt really comfortable around immediately. You're definitely someone I could see myself doing some fun gaming with in real life.

Clark: Was really good to meet you. I hope you didn't take my challenge 30 boasting too seriously. I do it all for shits and giggles. I noticed you have this habit of saying incredibly intelligent and witty things under your breath. A lot of the time I would find what you said rediculously funny, and yet could not really enjoy it with you because you seemed so timid when you spoke. Nonetheless is was great playing PP and challenge 30 with you. You have an epic sense of humour that I really dig.

Boss: Pretty sure did not speak to you at all. You played really well in the GE tourn, you beat me twice in the 2nd round which is EPIC. Congrats on the Kart win. Defs need to change the controller grip though.

Infil: Didn't not speak to you much, though you seemed like someone who is 100% straight up, no fakeness. Really intelligent, relaxed, honest, respectful. Really great qualities I could see immediately. Really helps to have people like you at the meet to bring balance.

PYL: Another person whom I did not talk to. Though you seemed really respectable and I didn't see you rage at all at kart, which is awesome because I hate rage. Watching you play Werewolf was epic because I'm pretty sure you actually said nothing the entire time ;)

Koch: Super nice guy. Man you are really intense to talk to cause your eyes are just... intense. Loved seeing your enjoyment when playing/watching GE. You showed some really impressive multi skills for someone who I thought was a n00b. Are you still technically a n00b? I didn't like seeing you get upset after the mario party match. Gotta take that shit in your stride :)

DK: Didn't talk to you all that much, but you seemed pretty cool. Liked you straight away, just never spent time with you.

Scott: You seem like a really happy, cool dude. Didn't spend any time with you, but again, I liked you straight away.

Wheat: When you came up to me after the first Werewolf game and apologised for being so blunt I really appreciated it. I would like to see you take more care in thinking about how the things you say will effect others.. before saying them :)

Andrew Weatherton: Really cool, nice guy. Don't think I spent any real time with you but I liked the way you handled yourself. Can't believe you use such a poor ping pong bat. You need to use a more legit bat bro :)

NGamer: Didn't really talk to you much. But dude you wern't like what I expected. I like you man, for real. Really smart, and I dig the way you talk real slow.

Mgay: Really funny. Thanks heaps for playing pathetique for me, really appreciated it. I don't see you as the kind of person that would rage. So when you did rage at kart I felt like it wasn't genuine. You are too much of a cool cat for need to stoop to that level.

Lockwood: Funniest person at the meet by far. The passion this guy has in everything he says is rediculous. Such a joy to be around you. Shame I don't think we got any 5 ball partner juggling on tape, would have been cool. But we both know we could have done it easy with 5 mins practice.

Trent: Didn't talk to you much. Played some pretty sick challenge 30 with you. I felt like for whatever reason we got off on the wrong foot.

Wiff: Seemed really cool, fun guy. Didn't spend much time with you but appreciated the energy to gave off to the place.

Wonn: Did not say a single word to dave the entire meet. EPIC.

Adam: I really appreciate you taking the time to help out us aussies before the meet and take us around. Dude shout out to your housemates as well who are super cool.

*** PERSONAL LOWLIGHT ***

There were 2 moments in the GE tournament where people did not take the match seriously. It almost completely wrecked the meet for me. I honestly felt like not even playing in the competition anymore. It upset me very deeply. I was really passionate about the tournament, and to see people treat it like a joke hurt me a lot. It hurt me so much in fact that I could not currently see myself returning. It seems like as soon as some people realised they were going to lose they just turned into complete dicks. Maybe funny to some, but for me it was a terrible experience to come across the world to compete and have to put up with this.

Also I personally do not like all the raging that was going on. I find it to be really annoying and don't care to be around it. It achieves nothing.If people learned how to just appreciate competing the entire meet would be way better in my opinion.

*** Highlights ***

- Doubles ping pong kicked ass.
- Challenge 30 was epic.
- 2nd in GE and 1st in Pong was great.
- $250 match was great, and I really enjoyed that there were others who were excited about it.

I really hope that I brought some new life in the GE mutli scene. 3p/4p is a landscape that I hope to see many more people venture into.

Massive thanks to the Weathertons for hosting. The food was epic, the house is epic. They as people are epic. Really glad to have meet them all.
#2034
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [Payment due, Paypal inside!]
July 27, 2012, 09:27:54 AM
Hey guys if anyone could bring a blank white tshirt that would be awesome. I bought some tshirts to be signed but left the in a hotel room. Will pay you mega bucks. Prefered if it was a small completely white shirt. Love you.
#2035
General Chat / Re: NLG 2012 - live stream speedruns/multiplayer
July 13, 2012, 10:07:59 PM
I couldn't watch a whole lot of this event, but was awesome when I could watch the stream. Hopefully I can attend the next event if the same big names attend again.
#2036
General Chat / Re: 2012 Elite Summer Contest Discussion
July 13, 2012, 09:10:27 PM
Please ban nkgiuf from the boards. Thanks  :-* ;D 8)
#2037
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask any GE related question you like here.
July 10, 2012, 08:01:29 AM
You don't need to open it. Run up against the corner between the wall and door and switch weapons.
#2038
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
July 09, 2012, 09:05:02 PM
I can share my towel with you Adam. I might even leave a little bit of love on there for you as well :)
#2039
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic [GE, Kart, Pong brackets up!]
July 09, 2012, 06:19:54 PM
No matter which system we use, I'll probably still win.
#2040
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic [GE, Kart, Pong brackets up!]
July 08, 2012, 07:50:50 PM
No matter how you organise it, the strength of your group will always be a major factor.

If only 1 person from a group progresses it is because the overall strength of the group was low (3 out of 4 players not playing at a consistent level). It works out essentially the same either way. If you play consistently well there should be no issues for you.

Starting with 28 eliminates the need to playoffs (saves time) and allowed a few extra people the enjoyment of participating in the tournament. I don't believe that we should change this format simply because some mid level players may potentially find themselves in a tie-break scenario.

Though I definitely see where you are coming from.
#2041
General Chat / Re: The radically improved Religion Topic
July 07, 2012, 08:12:29 AM
I was never stating a point for or against religion. I was just saysing the arguements generally used are hypocritical.
#2042
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic [GE, Kart, Pong brackets up!]
July 07, 2012, 01:16:10 AM
My first ping pong match agains Wonn is going to be EPIC.
#2043
General Chat / Re: The radically improved Religion Topic
July 07, 2012, 12:40:35 AM
:P
#2044
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic [GE bracket up!]
July 07, 2012, 12:05:17 AM
I suggest a race around the world.
#2045
General Chat / Re: The radically improved Religion Topic
July 06, 2012, 11:24:18 PM
The words of someone who has just been rediculously pwned  :P
#2046
General Chat / Re: The radically improved Religion Topic
July 06, 2012, 10:40:00 PM
I'm taking your lack of rebuttle for agreeance :)
#2047
General Chat / Re: The radically improved Religion Topic
July 06, 2012, 10:09:32 PM
Also regarding Macro vs Micro evolution. It's not necessarily always advantages in survival rates that determines the passing of genes. As sexual selection usually always takes precedence. I.e The Peacock's tail does not increase survival chances, yet given it's attractive qualities (for whatever reason) the larger feathers will get passed on. Until the feathers get so large that the birds become extinct. This has been documented many times.
#2048
General Chat / Re: The radically improved Religion Topic
July 06, 2012, 10:01:14 PM
May I add something to this awesome thread...

I believe that anyone attempting to argue the existence of God does not understand the concept of FAITH. Because FAITH requires a belief in something that CANNOT BE PROVEN. You do not require FAITH if you believe that you can prove the existence of God. If you look at the universe and see evidence for the existence of God you do not have FAITH.

Also, if science points towards a designer (which it very well may) then the question is, why do christians believe it is THEIR desinger. Given that there are thousands of Gods. Even though I believe attempting to give evidence for God's existence contradicts the concept of faith, I think if someone wanted to take that path they would need to disprove the existence of the other Gods.

If it is an Athiest's duty to disprove God, then it is a Christians duty to disprove Allah, Zues, Ra, and the thousands of other Gods that have even been documented.
#2049
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
July 06, 2012, 09:50:43 PM
I have PAID.
#2050
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic [GE bracket up!]
July 06, 2012, 08:40:52 PM
Well it won't be an issue unless you get to the later rounds jim, in which case I'll be seeded higher and get to choose. I guess what I'm trying to say is nah nah na-nah nah bitch :)
#2051
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic [GE bracket up!]
July 06, 2012, 07:00:36 PM
I've always been screen 1 since I was born :)
#2052
General Chat / Re: The radically improved Religion Topic
July 06, 2012, 03:23:52 AM
Why do RELIGIOUS people always have to type CERTAIN words in CAPITALS?
#2053
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
July 04, 2012, 11:51:57 PM
I'm not going to fly to america with a guitar.
#2054
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic [How should 3P GE work?]
July 04, 2012, 09:25:15 PM
Can we please have a GE bracket established. It's less than 30 days to go now. I'm fucking keen to see who I will be going up against in the first round. holy shit I'm excited, just shat my pants a bit.
#2055
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
July 04, 2012, 09:24:14 PM
Does anyone have a guitar they can bring to the meet? Would be greatly appreciated.
#2056
General Chat / Re: 2012 Elite Summer Contest Discussion [thengamer SAFE FOR VOTING!]
July 03, 2012, 08:26:55 AM
Man, I really tried to make an effort in the competition, but my heart is pretty much broken beyond recovey. My PREDICIOTNS.... DELETED... by a HEARTLESS MONSTER...

So fucking sad right now. I've made it pretty clear over the past month that I really, really wanted my predictions fixed. I'm the saddest fucking troll ever :(

I officially resign from the 2012 summer contest. I forfeit my next match up and will be donating all of my prize winnings to charity.
#2057
General Chat / Re: The New Elite Rankings!
June 30, 2012, 10:23:08 PM
Well, the 2nd link with the wr's is screwed because of bryan bosshardt. Man you need to fix that up. Cause like, bryan sucks and 90% of his times that are there are shit and aren't even wr's. Plus bryan sucks a lot. the end.
#2058
General Chat / Re: The New Elite Rankings!
June 30, 2012, 10:09:27 PM
I know someone who's getting a bj tonight.... (from me)
#2059
General Chat / Re: ATTN EVERYONE: Twitch.tv: Idea for live streaming!
June 30, 2012, 09:23:52 PM
Mine was laggy as well. Here is how I fixed it, assuming you're using xsplit. Bandwidtch test: My bandwidth was 280kbps. Changed bitrate of video to 250kbps, strema now running smoothly. You probs need to do the same.

Another example, bandwidth = 500kbps, change bitrate to like 450kbps....
#2060
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic [How should 3P GE work?]
June 30, 2012, 12:12:14 AM
I just hope to be able to ... 'smash' ... stinson at table tennis. MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!11!!1111!!!331!!
#2061
General Chat / Re: ATTN EVERYONE: Twitch.tv: Idea for live streaming!
June 29, 2012, 09:30:55 AM
Thanks for this Jon!

Also, now I can stream officially. I will be streaming pretty much every day. So make sure you look at the screen and if it says 'Live' please tune in :)
#2062
General Chat / Re: 2012 Elite Summer Contest Discussion [thengamer SAFE FOR VOTING!]
June 27, 2012, 08:27:56 PM
penis
#2063
General Chat / Re: Wisconsin Meet 2012 - GET MAD, BEAT THOSE AUSSIES
June 27, 2012, 08:21:03 PM
This is more like it Jim. I love your enthusiasm.
#2064
General Chat / Re: The GoldenEye Multiplayer Database
June 26, 2012, 11:28:39 PM
Are we able to work out a seeding system? I think 3 should definitely be involved, on a seperate category, same with 4 player.
#2065
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
June 26, 2012, 11:26:24 PM
This is pretty awesome, looking forward to having my stats recorded :)
#2066
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
June 23, 2012, 03:58:36 AM
I'm happy to put cash up for a lift if no trains are running. Patrick, what time and stuff are you flights to US please.
#2067
General Chat / Re: ATTN EVERYONE: Twitch.tv: Idea for live streaming!
June 23, 2012, 03:42:22 AM
Oh yeah, embedding the vid at the top would be sweet :) we could move the summer contest pics to one side and have the embedded stream on the other side?
#2068
General Chat / Re: ATTN EVERYONE: Twitch.tv: Idea for live streaming!
June 22, 2012, 09:52:30 PM
I have the necessary equipment to stream. Is anyone interested in viewing a stream? Or can we put something at the top of the boards saying 'NOW STREAMING'?, or can I get the privelidges in order to update a status on the.elite or the boards saying I'm streaming?
#2069
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
June 22, 2012, 09:50:40 PM
Clemens is just JEALOUS of the BOSSINATOR.
#2070
Perfect Dark / Re: The Perfect Dark World Record Database
June 21, 2012, 11:07:02 AM
I got 1:15 pretty much a day or two before I got 1:44 on SA.

Duel 3 I got like...dunno, whenever I joined the ranks. Also I did hold the palegic 1:55 SA record at one point. But the date is probably lost in the abyss.
#2071
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
June 21, 2012, 06:07:56 AM
I'm happy for others to be there with us as long as they know how to PARTY.
#2072
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's Here [PRs only!]
June 19, 2012, 10:29:48 AM
Statue SA: 2:21 (going for lower)
Facility Agent: 0:47 (going for lower)
#2073
Perfect Dark / Re: The Perfect Dark World Record Database
June 18, 2012, 01:45:36 AM
World record data base says I never got duel 3. How did you guys know?  ::)
#2074
General Chat / Re: 2012 Elite Summer Contest Discussion [thengamer SAFE FOR VOTING!]
June 17, 2012, 02:08:31 PM
You know what is really strange? Wonn is literally the only person who EDITS THE SUBJECT TITLE when he posts in topics.
#2075
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
June 17, 2012, 01:02:30 PM
wheat, any idea how you're getting to and from the meet from dc?
#2076
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
June 15, 2012, 10:04:15 PM
Yes I am going to be streaming. However I'm waiting on a final piece of equipment that will be arriving soon. BTW my 53 wasn't on tape cause it took 10 minutes and I was just fooling around with Glen Stevens (giggity), so will need to get again on tape.
#2077
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
June 15, 2012, 05:24:19 AM
Dam Agent 53
#2078
General Chat / Re: 2012 Elite Summer Contest Discussion [thengamer SAFE FOR VOTING!]
June 13, 2012, 07:48:09 AM
SZ, trolling with your vote is part of reality. For you to not factor in troll votes is naive and you don't deserve to guess correctly. Quit living in a fantasy world man.

P.S I respect your opinion <3
#2079
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
June 09, 2012, 11:26:54 AM
Got bunker 1 agent 17 again on tape so I could update my page :)
#2080
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
June 09, 2012, 11:19:24 AM
#2081
General Chat / Re: 2012 Elite Summer Contest Discussion [Last chance for preds bracket!]
June 05, 2012, 12:34:09 AM
I completed a full bracket, however Ngamer or someone edited it and now half my bracket has no picks. What up with that, and now it's finalised? I got seriously owned.
#2082
General Chat / Re: Viewing Boards on Mobile/Touch Device
June 04, 2012, 08:30:53 PM
Holy sweet tits. Now we can all browse the boards AND stream porn without exiting safari!  ;D
#2083
General Chat / Re: 2012 Elite Summer Contest Discussion [Last chance for preds bracket!]
June 04, 2012, 08:21:28 PM
Shawn that's terribly harsh.. but alas, it is true. I never blew GE away like I did with PD. Though I really appreciate your compliment! :)
#2084
General Chat / Re: 2012 Elite Summer Contest Discussion [Last chance for preds bracket!]
June 04, 2012, 07:15:49 PM
Shawn I think you're a little bit confused. I wasn't in the match up yesterday :)
#2085
General Chat / Re: Viewing Boards on Mobile/Touch Device
June 03, 2012, 01:55:09 AM
For Iphone users...

Go into settings, safari, turn of javascript, should fix it.
#2086
General Chat / Re: Karl Jobst GE Show Match (Cash Prize!!)
June 02, 2012, 10:04:57 PM
Fine, Matis, I will include caves for a match :)
#2087
General Chat / Re: Viewing Boards on Mobile/Touch Device
June 02, 2012, 09:47:56 PM
I have an iphone and when I click on the topic it opens up the preview plus also opens the topic. Are you saying that you can't get into topics at all?
#2088
General Chat / Re: Karl Jobst GE Show Match (Cash Prize!!)
June 02, 2012, 09:17:29 PM
I update the first post with the levels that will be played and the order in which they will be played.
#2089
General Chat / Re: Viewing Boards on Mobile/Touch Device
June 02, 2012, 08:39:41 PM
Can't fix it cause it's a safari issue.
#2090
General Chat / Re: Viewing Boards on Mobile/Touch Device
June 02, 2012, 08:39:14 PM
Takes 2 seconds.
#2091
General Chat / Re: Viewing Boards on Mobile/Touch Device
June 02, 2012, 08:38:56 PM
Refresh page.
#2092
General Chat / Re: 2012 Elite Summer Contest [Bracket up, preds time!]
June 01, 2012, 04:39:45 AM
BTW, I PR'd this year with 17 bunker 1 agent. Even though I didn't tape it, Glen and YE saw it. And they were like 'WOAH DUDE YOU JUST GOT A WR!', and I was like 'Did I? I'm just playin for fun not even trying to go fast'.

BTW, am I generally considered as a PD player? Cause I spent more time playing GE and probably am a GE player at heart.
#2093
General Chat / Re: 2012 Elite Summer Contest [Bracket up, preds time!]
May 31, 2012, 11:07:07 PM
I vote we use the naked pushup pic for Jim.
#2094
General Chat / Re: 2012 Elite Summer Contest [Bracket up, preds time!]
May 31, 2012, 11:44:19 AM
Woah I made it. I just want to says thanks for those that voted for me. Generally I'm not interested in these contests but now that I'm going to Virginia this year I'm super, super, SUPER fucking exciting about everything going on right now. Holy sweet tits yay for the elite contest!
#2095
General Chat / Re: Karl Jobst GE Show Match (Cash Prize!!)
May 30, 2012, 11:14:47 PM
Well I can guarantee that those playing in the match will be VERY competitive. You can't become the worlds best unless you are. Even if they (or I) are losing they will still try and beat the next person. No one will want to come last. As I said this is more than just about the money. Everyone in the match will be wanting to show that they are the best player.

As I previously said, every sport and most popular video games (starcraft, anyone?) hold tournaments with crash prizes. The Starcraft pro's can win $100K per tournament. To belittle the logic behind this topic is completely moronic. Besides, as PYL said, if you don't like it then you don't have to be a part of it. To express negetivity towards it openly in this topic only shows how self centered you are.
#2096
General Chat / Re: Karl Jobst GE Show Match (Cash Prize!!)
May 30, 2012, 08:56:13 PM
WIWF, you should probably get your own life then and not base your happiness on what topics appear on the General Chat board.
#2097
General Chat / Re: Karl Jobst GE Show Match (Cash Prize!!)
May 29, 2012, 11:19:12 PM
Jimbo claims to the best at literally everything he does. Hell, I've never played Brawl in my life and I'd be confident to play him.
#2098
General Chat / Re: Karl Jobst GE Show Match (Cash Prize!!)
May 29, 2012, 06:59:32 PM
Infil, the scenario you listed would work if we didn't have a point system. It's the total points that matter after 10 games. So if someone is losing to me they would not want to end the game immediately because I will gain a point advantage over them.

So, Jimbo is OUT. David, Lovins and Matis are LOCKED IN. Patrik and Eise are also LOCKED IN pending that they actually come to the meet. The remaining 3 places are still subject to votes and their own interest. From what I've heard it's only really the 5 players I listed that I actually interested in taking part.
#2099
General Chat / Re: Karl Jobst GE Show Match (Cash Prize!!)
May 29, 2012, 09:30:32 AM
Actually, Infil, reading your post again it seems like you misunderstand the concept? The other players put up no money themselves. They are just playing for $250 that I will give one person if they come first. It's not a bet. I don't win any money. There are no odds. It's just a challenge with a prize.

I apologise if you did actually understand that :)
#2100
General Chat / Re: Karl Jobst GE Show Match (Cash Prize!!)
May 29, 2012, 09:17:03 AM
To clarify, there will be no splitting of the prize money. To even discuss collusion is, in my honest opninio, retarded. There will be only one winner, therefore team work will not be an issue. The players playing will also be highly competitive. I know that I would play and play to win because more than cash is at stake.

I have it on faith that each player will play honestly and to their best ability to win for themselves. I don't want this event to be spoiled anymore by talks of dishonest play. I believe that each of the 4 players will believe that they can win, why would they let themselves lose so someone else can get the money and the glory? It just would not happen in reality.

In response to Infil's last paragraph.. Why would I do this if I would not be happy with losing? This is not a gamble, it's a win/win for me. I'm not an idiot.

Furthermore, every sport has tournaments with cash prizes. It's not a big deal. Get over it and just enjoy it.
#2101
General Chat / Re: Karl Jobst GE Show Match (Cash Prize!!)
May 28, 2012, 11:18:03 PM
Larkin: I WANT to fall. That's why I'm paying the money for someone to beat me. I've never been beaten on these settings and I'm looking for someone to take me down. Yes I'm cocky, but is it cocky to say that gravity exists? Is it cocky to say that without air we will die? No. Because it's scientific fact. Just like it's a fact that i'm the best GE multiplayer in the world.
#2102
General Chat / Re: Karl Jobst GE Show Match (Cash Prize!!)
May 28, 2012, 10:23:41 PM
As FB said, I won't actually have to pay any money because I will win. That's the beauty of it.

I've never been beaten and I never will be beaten. It's just science. If someone here was better than me at 4 player they would be defying the laws of physics. Einstein hypothesized in his Theory of Relativity that the maximum level of skill that could be attained in GE is equal to K.. J... This show match is just to prove  that theory scientifically by demonstrating my ability to beat anyone over 10 games.
#2103
General Chat / Re: Karl Jobst GE Show Match (Cash Prize!!)
May 28, 2012, 08:45:13 PM
Fanny, thanks dude. I appreciate your last response.

Seems like we are starting to get an idea about who will be playing. If you have been nominated can you please post clarifying if you are either interested or not interested in playing. Just so people aren't voting for people who don't care.
#2104
General Chat / Re: Karl Jobst GE Show Match (Cash Prize!!)
May 28, 2012, 03:59:36 AM
FYI, the cash will be presented upon arrival and put in a safe place until the comp is decided.
#2105
General Chat / Re: Karl Jobst GE Show Match (Cash Prize!!)
May 28, 2012, 02:05:57 AM
Anyone may be nominated by anyone.
#2106
General Chat / Re: Karl Jobst GE Show Match (Cash Prize!!)
May 27, 2012, 10:49:33 PM
Nominations are open to everyone. You can even vote for yourself. :)

Fanny, I really don't understand your attitude. This is me paying $250 for a good 4 player match for anyone that is interested. How about instead of giving snide remarks you just GTFO. Thanks.
#2107
General Chat / Re: Karl Jobst GE Show Match (Cash Prize!!)
May 27, 2012, 09:32:05 PM
BTW, the entire show match should ideally be done in ONE sitting. So do you guys think that 2.5 hours could be set aside for it? 5 of the players will only need to devote up to 30 mins. The final 3 will need to devote up to the full 2.5hrs. Is that asking too much? I don't know, I've never been to a meet.
#2108
General Chat / Re: Karl Jobst GE Show Match (Cash Prize!!)
May 27, 2012, 09:30:30 PM
Seems like a couple of people are worried about choosing the top 3, so I've decided to create a set play in structure so there is no fighting between people.

PLAY IN STRUCTURE:

I need 8 players to be nominated by people as the best 4 player players. The 8 players will then be broken into 2 groups.

Group A - 2 games
Group B - 2 games

Same point structure as the show match, however ties will be seperated by kills. The winners of each group go through to the show match straight away. The losers are OUT. 2nd and 3rd then merge to create another group that will play 2 more games. Winner of the group goes through to the show match. The 2 levels will be BASEMENT and STACK.

Total games played for showmatch = 16. 16 games should take no more than 2.5 hrs to complete.

I would appreciate it if people nominated 8 players so I can tally and create the final 8.
#2109
General Chat / Re: Karl Jobst GE Show Match (Cash Prize!!)
May 27, 2012, 08:17:26 PM
Fanny I'm pretty disapointed in you man.

You come into a topic to bash a 4 player show match with a cash prize that will take all of 1-1.5hrs total to complete when you were never even nominated to be involved in it. What the fuck is wrong with you?
#2110
General Chat / Re: Karl Jobst GE Show Match (Cash Prize!!)
May 27, 2012, 07:49:23 PM
What's stopping K..'s three opponents from colluding, giving free kills and splitting the $250 pot? Me. If I see this happen I will remove the players and replace them with someone else.

My recommendation for choosing the players if there are more than 3 nominated: A few play in matches, pretty simple. But it's up to you guys like I said.

#2111
General Chat / Re: Karl Jobst GE Show Match (Cash Prize!!)
May 27, 2012, 07:02:21 AM
2 player is completely different to 4 player, so winning a 2 player tournament may not mean as much as you might think.

BTW, I will not be choosing the other 3 players. It is up to everyone else to decide who they think the 3 best players are :)

Remember, more than just cash is at stake here. This a chance for you all to take the cockiest person in elite history down a notch!
#2112
General Chat / Re: Karl Jobst GE Show Match (Cash Prize!!)
May 27, 2012, 02:47:01 AM
If it can't be done on PAL that's fine, but we will have time to figure out the best way.
#2113
General Chat / Karl Jobst GE Show Match (Cash Prize!!)
May 27, 2012, 02:24:46 AM
Hey guys. One of the things I'm most looking forward to at the Virginia Meet is potentially finding another player who can challenge me at GE 4 player. I have played all of the best players that Australia can offer but have yet to find someone who can play at my level.

I'm hoping to find another GE player out there that will provide a difficult match up for me. I have talked to a few of the guys going to the meet and for some reason they don't seem to be as competitive or enthusiastic about a 4 player match up as I seem to be. So I want to up the stakes and make things more interesting for them. I want to attempt to build some more competitive spirit.

Here is what I'm offering:

- 10 consecutive 4 player GE matches with 3 of the best GE players the US (or the world) has to offer
- Pistols, LTK, 20 score limit
- 1st - 3 points, 2nd - 2 points, 3rd - 1 point, 4th - 0 points
- The levels will be played in this order... Basement, Stack, Facility, Complex, Caves, Stack, Facility, Complex, Basement, Stack.

The person with the most points at the end of the 10 games wins US$250.

Now if I win the losers will not have to pay any money, the sheer joy of the competition will be enough for me. The 3 players can be nominated by everyone else and you can decide who will play in the show match. If anyone is interested in playing please post and comment below.
#2114
General Chat / Re: The 2012 Elite Summer Contest [Send your Top Ten Eliters!]
May 25, 2012, 01:41:04 AM
Everyone who didn't vote for me is officially shunned.
#2115
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
May 24, 2012, 09:32:17 PM
Cover for the cost of gas? I only pay for rides with blowjobs.
#2116
General Chat / Re: The 2012 Elite Summer Contest [Send your Top Ten Eliters!]
May 24, 2012, 07:16:20 PM
K.. J..
K.. J..
K.. J..
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K.. J..
K.. J..
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#2117
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
May 19, 2012, 10:34:51 PM
Cover for the cost of gas? I only pay for rides with blowjobs.
#2118
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
May 19, 2012, 08:26:48 PM
Glen, Ryan and I do not yet have a way to get to and from the meet from DC.
#2119
Perfect Dark / Re: Post your best Legit Fails here.
May 18, 2012, 11:52:31 PM
Buy a fucking HD recorder. It's not rocket science. DVD recorders are a thing of the past.
#2120
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
May 18, 2012, 07:09:07 AM
I think we'd be happy to catch a train to a local area to get picked up.

BTW, I thought the meeting was only 5 days long. Then I realised it's 6 days long. Then my dick fucking exploded. Holy shit this is epic.
#2121
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The worst GE innovations
May 17, 2012, 04:18:08 AM
Using rubber bands etc should be banned. It should just be the hands and the controllers.

P.s I can't believe some people here were giving Sterling a hard time. He's a fucking legend. A Hero of the people. The first true champion of GE. You should be lining up to suck his cock.
#2122
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
May 16, 2012, 10:56:23 PM
Adam, if no one makes a vid of the meet I will kill myself. It's the only reason I'm going.
#2123
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
May 16, 2012, 10:24:42 PM
Glen, Ryan and I will be staying in Washington somewhere on the 2nd. Our flight is on the 3rd. So I'm keen for someone to help us with a lift, or even just hang in washington for the night.
#2124
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New PRs Here!
May 09, 2012, 11:00:59 PM
Hmm seems like I don't know what I'm talking about then.

Carry on....  ::)
#2125
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New PRs Here!
May 09, 2012, 09:03:32 PM
OHMSS I don't think you can get 1:38 pal, 1:40 is good. Due to the level's simplicity you can't shave that much time off. 1:41 is easy, 1:40 is hard, 1:39 would be pretty epic of you. 1:38 I don't think it possible. I used to wait the cinema a couple of seconds though.
#2126
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New PRs Here!
May 08, 2012, 02:07:42 AM
Catching the earlier lift cycle on maian agent on NTSC is very difficult. This is why hardly anyone has done it. Around 1:40 on pal is cake.
#2127
Perfect Dark / Re: The new monthly update topic!
May 08, 2012, 12:52:57 AM
The biggest discovery in PD since 1998 since just after the game first came out and you want to wait before posting about it? Why? Because you're gay? OMG get with the program srzly. Retard. :)
#2128
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Makiing a topic for posting links to good Goldeneye JP auctions
May 06, 2012, 11:00:28 PM
Cool, yeah I might be interested in buying it :)
#2129
GoldenEye 007 / Re: April 2012 Proof Call
May 06, 2012, 08:35:08 PM
It's hard to provide proof if you never achieved the times.
#2130
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Makiing a topic for posting links to good Goldeneye JP auctions
May 06, 2012, 08:34:19 PM
Can't underestand a thing on that page wouter :)

Please keep these notifications coming though because I want a jap cart.
#2131
FFA / Re: Official Greg Larkin topic
May 06, 2012, 08:08:33 PM
Quote from: ZAZKEN on May 06, 2012, 02:58:22 AM
Quote from: Larkin on April 06, 2012, 02:52:37 PM
Just keep sucking the admin's dick some more, fanny. You're doing a great job so far.
And you say this topic is immature?

Larkin's post doesn't make this topic and less immature.

Move it to free for all.
#2132
FFA / Re: Official Greg Larkin topic
May 06, 2012, 12:57:00 AM
I do not approve of this topic.
#2133
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
May 05, 2012, 02:06:16 AM
Yeah we have to pay the Weathertons too, $100? How should I best pay that, in cash? I could pay by cash/sexual favours when I arrive.

#2134
General Chat / Re: ATTN EVERYONE: Twitch.tv: Idea for live streaming!
May 03, 2012, 04:14:30 AM
I should be able to stream soon with my new hdd recorder coming in, will be able to have a line out going to my laptop. So by then I should be pretty good too :)

ETA about like 1-2 weeks and I'll be up and running.

I'm making a comeback and will be playing at least an hour most days. Some sessions will be a few hours.
#2135
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
April 28, 2012, 06:20:15 AM
Bunker 1 agent 17...

Not taped, got in front of Glen Stevens and Ryan Dwyer. Will get again at VA on tape.
#2136
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
April 28, 2012, 06:18:40 AM
Bunker 1 agent 17
#2137
General Chat / Re: Goldeneye Multi World Champion?
April 25, 2012, 04:38:26 AM
I want to spend a lot of time chillin and chattin and hangin with some of the guys I've known for a long time. I don't really want to spend that much time playing GE multi. So after I win the main tournament I probably won't be interested in playing in any more tournaments.

I also plan on winning the table tennis tournament, the poker tournament, and the sexiness tournament. My agenda is already pretty full :)

#2138
General Chat / Re: Virginia GE players: Vote on this year's tournament format! (+discuss your pick)
April 22, 2012, 10:08:32 PM
20 bucks? You cheap bastard.
#2139
General Chat / Re: Virginia GE players: Vote on this year's tournament format! (+discuss your pick)
April 22, 2012, 07:40:19 PM
Oh yeah, forgot you voted :) Carry on....
#2140
General Chat / Re: Virginia GE players: Vote on this year's tournament format! (+discuss your pick)
April 22, 2012, 07:30:25 PM
Quote from: Fanny on April 22, 2012, 07:06:46 PM
I still lean towards playing BOTH these scenarios (options B and C) with our free time and NOT making them into a tournament.

P.s Me so silly  :-*
#2141
General Chat / Re: Virginia GE players: Vote on this year's tournament format! (+discuss your pick)
April 22, 2012, 07:13:03 PM
The only level spawn kills could really ever be an issue would be stack. As long as someone doesn't aim at a spawn point ready to kill the player as soon as they start there shoudn't be an issue. Even allowing a player 2 seconds after they press start is enough time usually on 3 player because the other player acts as a distraction. If someone does actually spawn kill during the competition I will resign and ignore that player for the rest of the meet. Only massive losers would ever do it in a competition setting.

I agree with Jimbo on the set up of the tournament. 3 player brackets, 3 games, first to 20, most kills after 3 games advance. In my experience 3 games should always give the better player enough time to get more kills than the other 2. This will also get rid of any luck factors that may or may not arise.

Afan, you don't want a competition? Dude, this whole community is based on competition man. You would seriously be the only one lol.
#2142
General Chat / Re: Virginia GE players: Vote on this year's tournament format! (+discuss your pick)
April 22, 2012, 08:33:33 AM
"best strat is to go in after 2 have started a gunfight when they're focusing on each other,"

Lol Illu :) You sound like a n00b here. Because the dynamic is not that simple at all. When 2 people start focusing on each other? If two people are focusing on each other in a 3 player match they aren't very good players. Still love you though.

Infil, in regards to integrity... 3 player is massively skill based, in fact more than 2 player. It requires an extra skill that 2 player doesn't require that much of. You need to be able to keep track of 2 other players which is a lot harder. 3 player matches are indeed determined by a player's skill, not by luck. Hence why I have won 99% of all 3 player games in the last 10 years. There would be no integrity issue. C isn't different from A, just more intense and requires better awareness. If there were a 3 player tournament you would certainly see the best players make it to the finals, and I can guarantee that a worthy champion would be crowned.
#2143
General Chat / Re: Virginia GE players: Vote on this year's tournament format! (+discuss your pick)
April 22, 2012, 02:33:33 AM
Jon and Infil make some good points for 1v1 matches. However with 3 players their points are IRRELEVANT.

The effort on split screens will not go to waste. It will be used a lot, and it will be a lot of fun no doubt :) However why does that have to mean it must be an official tournament.

To think that split screen play utilises the 10 years of experience we all have with LTK pistols is hilarious :)

Please don't be fooled by statements such as ' Plus it'll make for some very enjoyable viewing', as no one here has even watched a split screen match take place.
#2144
General Chat / Re: Virginia GE players: Vote on this year's tournament format! (+discuss your pick)
April 22, 2012, 02:15:31 AM
If you are standing with your cursor on a spawn point waiting for the 3rd player to spawn... I WILL KILL YOU. Lol. You just can't do that in reality because you get owned by the other person. As I said, I've played a lot of 3 player and stuff like that has never been an issue.
#2145
General Chat / Re: Virginia GE players: Vote on this year's tournament format! (+discuss your pick)
April 22, 2012, 02:09:09 AM
I have played A LOT of 3 player GE over the years, and even with a crappy player there has never been an issue of them being 'prey'. Because the 2 other players will have to get through each other to get to the other player.
#2146
General Chat / Re: Virginia GE players: Vote on this year's tournament format! (+discuss your pick)
April 22, 2012, 01:59:17 AM
PYL, you are obviously entitled to your vote. However in response to your first point, if you are not a good player then yes, you will get owned. This is a competition to find the best player.

There would be however be measures in place to ensure that you can't get knocked out due to bad luck. This may involve everyone playing more than one match, seedings etc, I'm sure something can be arranged to make it work well.
#2147
General Chat / Re: Virginia Goldeneye players: Vote on this year's tournament format!
April 22, 2012, 01:22:59 AM
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#2148
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 22, 2012, 12:43:42 AM
I agree that there should be a vote, to decide for an official tournament. As dave said...

1. regular 2 player
2. screen split/radar
3. 3/4 player awesomeness
#2149
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 21, 2012, 11:56:34 PM
Oh yeah :) A standard screen watching 4 player tournament would be way more epic. Way more exciting. You can increase the point limit to a bit higher too, or make a timed game. That will be way more awesome :)

You can have pools like in world cups. Top 2 players in each pool advance to semi's, then final 4 player match could be a 3 game match or something awesome.
#2150
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 21, 2012, 11:36:49 PM
Why is no voting necessary, this isn't a dictatorship bro.

I think my idea of having vids online showing the gameplay IS PRETTY VALID. And yet you completely ruled it out without any input from anyone else. Nice work Jon :)
#2151
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 21, 2012, 11:34:30 PM
I originally thought 2 GE tournaments is a good idea. But I'm thinking it probably isn't. It wrecks the specialness of it. I mean instead of one sacred tournament. You have 2 hardly important tournaments.
#2152
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 21, 2012, 11:21:55 PM
One of my previous questions was never answer by anyone.

Is the competition for the PLAYERS or for the AUDIENCE. Because it seems like the people who want the change only care about how exciting the games are to watch. That means all this talk about skill etc is fucking retarded :)
#2153
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 21, 2012, 11:19:04 PM
IT IS SETTLED.

There will be SPLIT SCREEN/RADAR ON matches played between now and VA. They will be uploaded online so all can view. Then we will view the style of play, how exciting it is to watch etc. Then we will vote based on the gameplay shown in the vids.
#2154
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 21, 2012, 11:05:47 PM
Infil, it seems like we won't agree here. That's cool.

Have you played the settings before?
#2155
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 21, 2012, 10:34:45 PM
Quote from: Infil on April 21, 2012, 10:21:03 PM
At the very least, you should be able to agree with this statement: in normal GE, camping often carries no risk. In split-screen GE, camping always carries a risk.

I agree with this statement, however it is missing some critical information. The person who is not camping carries MORE relative risk by moving out.

The Flash, I have played matches by putting cardboard down the centre of the screen so you can't see the other player. In my experience there is way less skill involved and it gets old quickly.
#2156
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 21, 2012, 10:29:53 PM
Infil I can see your reasoning, however when applied to the actual game it is flawed. For 2 major reasons....

1. It is harder to aim if you are moving.
2. You do not know where to aim when you move out from a corner. The opponent could be standing at any position, and you will no idea where to aim initially. However for the person camping, you can only appear from one position.

Make sense?
#2157
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 21, 2012, 10:06:29 PM
There is far less advantage in peering out from a corner if you have no idea what the opponent is doing. I know that when I am versing a player that I am better than, I can just run out and be more aggressive because I will still have a good chance of kill them. In a split screen environment even verse a shit player I will not move out because if they are camping or even aiming at the corner, the advantage they have far outweights my skill level in all circumstances.

Infil I love how irrational your post is :) If you don't know what your opponent is doing you can never state that doing one action is going to be a good idea or a bad idea in more or less circumstances. Dude you're smarter than that :) I never stated that moving out will be good or bad in any percentage of circumstances. I'm stating that I don't want to die straight away if someone is camping and aiming at the corner I'm hidng behind. Because I will die, and will not be based on skill level whatsoever. And I don't wish to compete in an environment like that.

It doesn't seem like you've played out the game in your head. Moving does not create an advantage if you can't see the opponent. I struggle to understand why you would think that.
#2158
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 21, 2012, 09:51:55 PM
When thinking about it, I actually think split screen leads to LESS exciting games. Because things will be way more slower paced. People will camp more. It will be fun for the players, but people watching may not get anything out of seeing 2 players slowly crawl around the levels.
#2159
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 21, 2012, 09:48:11 PM
Infil, can you please explain to me what skill is involed? You don't even know what your opponent is doing... You will have a vague idea of where they are but I fail to see how skill will play into.

This is how I see the games playing out....

Spawn, get gun, run towards dot on map. When dot is close, hide behind corner. There is no incentive to move out because the other player could just be targetting the corner, ready just to pop you when you move out.. Why would you go out there? You have no idea what your opponent is doing therefore it's pointless to do anything because you could just get owned instantly.
#2160
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 21, 2012, 08:27:08 PM
The fact that rules are being changed literally has nothing to do with GE, and everything to do with the people. You see, not everyone likes the same shit, therefore you will always have people trying to change things to better suit their own needs.

Pd is shit because I would destroy everyone.
#2161
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 21, 2012, 06:59:09 PM
PD is shit.
#2162
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 21, 2012, 01:54:00 AM
Get off your high horse bro. No one owes you or anyone shit, and the Weathertons' are doing everyone a FAVOUR by hosting this. This is not a business and there should not be any expectations, only requests. Wtf dude.
#2163
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 21, 2012, 01:16:26 AM
My epic sexiness however... definitely should give me special privileges. Especially when it comes to choosing who I get to share my bed with :D
#2164
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 21, 2012, 01:15:14 AM
Ryan just because we are paying more to go to this event doesn't give us special privileges. No one owes us anything just because we live far away, it's not their fault.
#2165
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 20, 2012, 11:16:22 PM
Fuck the GE tournament, lets replace it with a chess tournament :)
#2166
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 20, 2012, 11:13:45 PM
Thiradell, do you play chess? Because if you do, I will play you with the intent of smashing you.
#2167
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 20, 2012, 11:03:53 PM
If you do change the rules, don't call it a 'GE' tournament. You must refer to it as a 'GE (Split screen/rader on)' tournament. :)
#2168
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 20, 2012, 10:54:12 PM
Every sport/game is comparable to chess at the highest levels. Because it is no longer a test of skill, but rather a test of decision making. At the top levels skill generally isn't a major factor because all players have similar levels of skill.
#2169
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 20, 2012, 10:24:10 PM
I compare adding split screen settings/no camping rules/radar rules to trying to cross chess with football. A lot of people don't like chess because they find it boring, generally because they are not very good at it. Just like chess GE multi is a strategic game when taken to high levels and involves a lot of thought and well thought out decisions. To the lay person though it just looks like a lot of gay camping and chicken tactics.

You can change the rules to make it more interesting to the every day person, but just understand that it's not longer a game of skill and the good players will no longer be that interested at all.

At the end of the day the question should be asked.. who is the GE tournament designed for? And for what purpose does it serve? If you believe the comp is merely for entertainment purposes and not actually a tournament to crown the best GE multiplayer then you should spice up the rules. If you think the competition is actually a legitimate competition for the players to compare their skills against others then don't change the rules.


#2170
General Chat / Re: Vote on Va. 2012 Kart rule changes here
April 20, 2012, 03:15:10 AM
I - A
II- A

I fear change.

(obviously disregard my vote)
#2171
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 20, 2012, 12:34:40 AM
Sorry if I was too demanding before.. this should not be all about me but about everyone :)
#2172
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 20, 2012, 12:18:33 AM
Honestly I don't really mind what you guys decide to do. But at the end of the day if the GE tournament is a split screen thing then I'm not that interested in playing in it. Just like I'm not interested in playing in the Mario Kart tournament cause I don't play Mario Kart. I don't play split screen and never have so I wouldn't care to play it in a competition. Though I would definitely play for fun because it definitely would be.

Howevever I don't want this to change your minds because you should do what is most fun for everyone :)
#2173
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 20, 2012, 12:08:49 AM
Quote from: Ngamer on April 20, 2012, 12:04:24 AM
K.. J..-style aggressive rushdown gameplay will get you knocked out at around 6th place in a VA screen-watching tournament.

In a split screen tourney, however, that playstyle could easily result in a  first place finish.  That's just one of many reasons why it's worth finding out.


Why didn't you even touch on my proposed idea of 2 tournaments. I don't care about winning or losing in either tournament, but I want to go head to head vs the best in the world using the same settings we have all played since the beginning of time.

I've been playign 13 years.. I round up to 15 years for shits and giggles.
#2174
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 20, 2012, 12:02:00 AM
If you're intention is to have more exciting/strategic gameplay, create a new tournament with that as the main focus. Pretty simple solution. However still keep the original tournament in place. The serious multi players have been practicing for 15 years... pretty rediculous to just change the rules and discredit all the skill that the the top players have.

Dave, I will lose/win before I hit my head with a hammer. Trust me it's not my style to sit and wait. If that means I lose it's cool, I'll just go do something else.
#2175
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 19, 2012, 11:52:35 PM
Quote from: NathanStinson on April 19, 2012, 11:46:27 PM
Quote from: K..J.. on April 19, 2012, 11:42:48 PM

I haven't actually checked myself, but I have a suspicion that those requesting a change in the tournament set up are those who don't place in the high ranks. Yeah, it's boring to watch the later games because of the hiding etc. It's boring to watch because you're not playing cause you're shit and didn't make it that far in the comp ;)


Considering that one of the biggest proponents is Jimbo... you are surprisingly pretty right on with that assessment! :-D

Yeah my point exactly. Has Jimbo even finished in the top 4 before? Probably not, cause he's shit.
#2176
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 19, 2012, 11:42:48 PM
Quote from: Thiradell on April 19, 2012, 10:38:18 PM
New people coming isn't really a good argument, it's still the same gameplay. The tournament has been this way for five years and I think it's due for a change.

If you want a change in gameplay, create a new tournament. Don't fuck with tradition. I personally don't care to play any GE multi competitively unless it's the standard pistols LTK on one screen.

I haven't actually checked myself, but I have a suspicion that those requesting a change in the tournament set up are those who don't place in the high ranks. Yeah, it's boring to watch the later games because of the hiding etc. It's boring to watch because you're not playing cause you're shit and didn't make it that far in the comp ;)

Personally though my multi style does not involve camping behind corners and stuff so we will see how my aggressive strategy goes against the campers.
#2177
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 18, 2012, 09:52:42 AM
No one taking the GE multi seriously this year Dave? What the fuck?

You have the BEST GE MULTIPLAYER IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD (Me) coming to the Virginia meet for the first time ever and you douche bags decide to change the rules?

Suck my balls.
#2178
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The new monthly update topic! GE Style! [Hall of Fame talk]
April 14, 2012, 01:12:45 PM
Nah man, VENTRILO. It's where you can get together in a room and talk to each other over the comps, like a giant phone conversation between everyone. They use it for online games and shit, but we can use it to talk about stuff.
#2179
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The new monthly update topic! GE Style! [Hall of Fame talk]
April 13, 2012, 11:07:02 PM
Can I be involved?

You guys should hold a meetings in Vent or something, cause it's way easier to talk about stuff in real time. Would you guys consider that?
#2180
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
April 13, 2012, 10:39:25 PM
Given that this is a THIRTY PERSON event and the dates have already been confirmed, for one person to start complaining about the date selection process at this point in time is pretty fucking retarded :)
#2181
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
April 06, 2012, 10:08:28 PM
Hey Ryan there is a mix up here because I organised for us to arrived at IAD on 27th july at 1500, me and glen have been booked to arrive at this time. Seems like your booking is different, I will follow this up.
#2182
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
April 06, 2012, 07:50:06 AM
I busted out the 64 yesterday, been playing some multiplayer with my housemate GREG WHATMORE. Yeah that's fucking right. Getting my skills back so I can murder each and every one of you.
#2183
General Chat / Re: The New Elite Rankings!
April 04, 2012, 11:56:31 AM
You've always wanted to be like me in everything Jim.
#2184
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
April 01, 2012, 06:09:24 AM
How come you're being mean Flash?
#2185
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
April 01, 2012, 12:01:21 AM
My flights to the meet....

Arrive as Washington Dulles Intl Friday 27th July 1500, will most likely hang in washington overnight and drive to meet next day....

Leave via Washington Dulles Intl on August 03 1555, if I get kicked from meet on 2nd of august will head to washington for another overnighter before flight....

Apparently Clemens will be joining us in washington the 27th? would be rad! :)

-K..
#2186
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 + ???
March 29, 2012, 07:01:54 AM
Hey I'm not really interested in gaming or anything like that at any stage before the meet. So if we get together it's pretty much just to organise shit.
#2187
General Chat / Virginia 2012 + ???
March 21, 2012, 05:14:19 AM
Hey guys,

As some as you may be aware I'm coming to Virginia for the meet. :) I am also interested in doing something beforehand (or afterwards) to make my trip a little bit longer. So maybe if anyone is interested we can organise a group or at least 1 other person who would like to help me out while I'm in America. Thinking about doing something on the west coast (los angelas + Vegas) before the meeting then flying to east coast for the meet.

Anyone interested in planning something with me? I promise I will get you laid if you do.

-K..

#2188
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
March 20, 2012, 09:33:13 PM
Or we could take that money and order a few strippers.
#2189
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
February 06, 2012, 10:13:12 PM
I'll go down as 100% interest, and as your mom goes down there will be an 85% chance I'll be cumming.
#2190
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
February 03, 2012, 04:10:09 AM
If some guys are gonna get together before the meet I will join.
#2191
General Chat / Re: Post to claim old accounts here!
January 24, 2012, 02:38:53 AM
can you merge sim_threat and dimsim3 with this account? please? you sexy bitch

Edit: Done
#2192
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012! (JULY 26-31 CONFIRMED)
January 15, 2012, 03:51:49 AM
I'm not sure why I thought it was two weeks.  Yes if other plans were made and I extended my trip to 2 weeks I would be interested in going. So something should be worked out. I won't be able to book anything for a few months though. If some other high profile eliters wanted to do something I'd be all ears :)
#2193
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012! (JULY 26-31 CONFIRMED)
January 14, 2012, 01:23:01 AM
I thought the meets lasted for around 2 weeks? That's a shame, as I'm not interested in going just for a 5 day meet.
#2194
GoldenEye 007 / Re: I'm a Game Reseller, Just got a 007 Cart with a 00:54 00 Agent Facility Time!!!!
January 14, 2012, 01:17:08 AM
This topic is hilarious.
#2195
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!!
November 19, 2010, 09:52:00 PM
Quote from: CarathornMichael Jackson became famous for doing the moonwalk which he didnt even invent himself! whereas some of his dance moves that might require ten times more skills never really got any attention at all.
AAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA AHAHA HAHHAHA AHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA! I got such a laugh out of this line that I shit my fucking pants.

Michael Jackson's moonwalking didn't get fame just because the moonwalk itself was great. It was because he was an amazing singer/songwriter (best selling album of all time, Thriller) AND he could fucking moonwalk. A lot of people nowadays can moonwalk like Michael Jackson, and we think it's pretty cool yeah but they don't get famous. A lot of people these days get famous for their music, but you never really see great musicians also be great dancers (there are a couple now BECAUSE of michael jackson).

Basically all I'm trying to say is fuck you Carathorn. Fuck you to hell and die. If you ever disrespect Michael Jackson again I will deliver to you a crisp moonwalk to the face

#2196
GoldenEye 007 / Post New World Record Discussion Here!
August 02, 2010, 06:57:00 AM
How good a player you are is judged by how many times they have retired.
#2197
Perfect Dark / Falling out of the Skedar AND New Defense timesaver???
July 01, 2010, 05:11:00 AM
Matt, why the fuck are you playing pd?
#2198
GoldenEye 007 / Official Retirement
April 20, 2010, 07:26:00 PM
I wore your mum out last night.
#2199
GoldenEye 007 / Post New World Record Discussion Here!
April 20, 2010, 07:45:00 AM
It's gonna be pretty hard to play aztec sa when both of you spend the entire meeting having sex with each other!
#2200
GoldenEye 007 / Official Retirement
April 15, 2010, 04:27:00 AM
The only person to have ever posted a retirement message on this board and have actually gone through with it is me.
#2201
General Chat / My near death experience
April 01, 2010, 10:30:00 PM
That arguement was initially directed at Clemens. Ryan it took you several posts to actually respond to the point that I was making and unfortunately I'm not a mind reader so you actually have to COMMUNICATE ideas in order for people to get them. I don't know your life story and seeing as you ignored what I was saying it gave the impression you had no experience.

You keep attempting to speak for the rest of the world and acting as if you have that right. Newsflash Ryan, you can only speak for yourself. It is one thing to say 'I have never gotten anything positive out of drugs' and a completely different thing to say 'people don't get anything out of drugs'. You have to learn the difference and unfortunately I don't believe that is going to happen any time soon.
#2202
General Chat / My near death experience
April 01, 2010, 09:59:00 PM
Drugs for me has been a very positive and mind opening experience and I know a lot of friends who would only say drugs have been a positive experience for them as well.

Despite the fact that I've made this point quite clear several times you still don't seem to get it. You can't comment about what effect drugs does or doesn't have because you've NEVER DONE IT. When you comment on things like this you appear to be an idiot. Yet you're too retarded to realise this. The fact that you haven't even mentioned this point at all or attempted to counter it in any way is ridiculous as it's my main point. Is this because you a)don't think it's important because you're retarded or b)because you're ignoring it intentionally?
#2203
General Chat / My near death experience
April 01, 2010, 09:40:00 PM
Alex: I never said people should take drugs. Why did you imply I said that? I'm only saying that taking drugs is not necessarily a bad thing, and that people should not think they know what it's like to be in that situation unless they have actually been in that situation.
#2204
General Chat / My near death experience
April 01, 2010, 09:24:00 AM
Quote from: david n clemensBut on topic I would also like to agree with Henning's statement about "friends" you meet through drugs/alcohol. Usually these people will tend to use you for money, drugs, or assistance, and if neither of those things apply they won't give a shit about you. They are only your friend because the curcumstances cause them to feel they need your help in one way or another, and hanging around these people usually just results in stupid behavior somehow. I would say they best friends are people you just randomly meet one way or another.
Yeah David... BECAUSE YOU'VE GOTTEN INTO THE DRUG SCENE, CREATED FRIENDS THROUGH IT, AND READ THEIR MIND FOR HOW THEY THINK ABOUT YOU. Once again an easily moulded mind regurgitating bullshit they've heard from the media, films and a society of people who talk as if they have an idea about something they've never experienced for themselves. This pathetic attempt of sounding like you know something when you've clearly stated several times you have NEVER, EVER done anything that would give you any kind of real world experience is clear evidence of your lack of awareness. And your obvious bias is getting in the way of any point that you are trying to make.

I really don't mind if people don't like drugs and whatnot, it's not for everyone and most people honestly don't take them responsibly. It is very unsettling however to think that people of your intelligence still have not wrapped their mind around the fact that you cannot really know a situation until you've been in it. Talking as if you know the ups and downs and shits and fucks of something you obviously have no actual experience with will only shine a spotlight on your stupidity.
#2205
General Chat / My near death experience
March 31, 2010, 10:08:00 PM
Really sorry to hear Ryan. I hope you're ok.
#2206
General Chat / My near death experience
March 31, 2010, 08:14:00 PM
Alex: Yes obviously almost all pills are not pure. But pill related deaths are less than car accident related deaths. Please check the statistics.

It's all well and good to say that you COULD ingest something lethal because the pill you got was fucked up, but in reality hardly anyone at all dies.
#2207
General Chat / My near death experience
March 31, 2010, 11:20:00 AM
Many people die each year from extreme sports and activities like skydiving, base jumping, bungee jumping and other crazy stuff which is similar but not nearly as condemned. Doing ANYTHING in life has a risk to it in fact and sometimes people will hurt themselves and die.

Trying drugs is not necessarily a bad thing. Obviously anything in the hands of an idiot can be used incorrectly however, and obviously, as with anything in life, it has risks associated with it (though statistically the chances of hurting yourself taking pills is extremely minimal and is comparable to driving a car).
#2208
General Chat / My near death experience
March 31, 2010, 10:49:00 AM
It's silly to talk negatively about something that you have no experience with. Why? Because you're basing your opinion on an experience someone ELSE has had, not yourself. You have no idea what it is like to take a drug. You are making assumptions based on a perception you have about it.

If your comments about drugs extend beyond "I personally would not take drugs", or.. "From what I've heard and/or seen drugs can have a negative effect on people," you are an idiot.

The word 'stupid' is subjective. You can't be subjective about an experience you have never had... unless you are a moron, in which case sure! You can do whatever you want because you're special!
#2209
General Chat / My near death experience
March 30, 2010, 07:57:00 PM
Quote from: Red Bull
Quote from: DimSim3On a side note it's hilarious to see people who have never done it comment on how stupid it is. Almost every ancient culture uses/used drugs for several different reasons. It was most commonly used in the initiations of boys into men as a way of expanding their minds.
On the other hand, I don't need to jump off a bridge to tell everyone that it is, in fact, a stupid thing to do.
Jumping off a bridge is only stupid if your goal ISN'T to kill yourself.

#2210
General Chat / My near death experience
March 30, 2010, 08:34:00 AM
Cool story. You're quite unlucky to have that happen, luckily everything turned out relatively fine at the end.

In saying that.. I really don't believe taking drugs in itself is a terribly stupid idea. I think the fact that a lot of people that take them do it too much and also don't have much going for themselves in life gives drugs a bad name.

I have tried weed, speed and coke on a few occasions but nothing serious. The one drug I've had a fair few times is pills and I can't really say I've ever had a bad situation because of them. I believe my experiences with pills have opened my mind a lot and exposed me to things I would not have experienced otherwise.. and these experiences have given me more wisdom for now and the future.

On a side note it's hilarious to see people who have never done it comment on how stupid it is. Almost every ancient culture uses/used drugs for several different reasons. It was most commonly used in the initiations of boys into men as a way of expanding their minds.
#2211
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!!
January 17, 2010, 06:52:00 AM
who's the chick in ryan's avatar?
#2212
GoldenEye 007 / Post New World Record Discussion Here!
August 26, 2009, 05:54:00 AM
steven said he had already found a better strat when he got 1:31 and was whoarding 1:27 until it got beaten. He should be releasing it soon.
#2213
FFA / I exploded on my girl today
April 28, 2009, 08:55:00 PM

You're not feeling great about the situation which is a sign that you're not acting like you wish you were. I assume that you have pretty much been acting the same way for the last 3 years and this situation continues because you haven't changed. You need to start doing everything the opposite of what you have been doing.

It sounds like you've been quite deceptive and hypocritical. If you don't feel like talking to her.. answering her calls is lying. If you don't feeling like doing something but you do it anyway, or if you feel like saying something but don't, that's being deceptive. One of the biggest reasons some relationships aren't pleasent is because people hold on to them when they aren't working out. The fact of the matter is that you're feeling terrible about what's going on, and you've done nothing about it. It situation will not evolve on it's on, you have to do something about it.

A concept I've realised lately is that most people don't even like the partner they are with. In fact the only thing they like is an IDEA of a person they have inside of them. It seems obvious to me that this girls makes you feel like SHIT. So why do you like her? The fact very well could be that you don't like her at all. You probably have a concept in your head of a girl you like. One that does not lie and treats you well and is not a total douche. You're projecting that into this particular girl. So when you look at her you may not be seeing who she ACTUALLY is, and all you're seeing is what you WISH her to be.

Stop lieing to yourself Sterling and look at the reality of the situation.

#2214
FFA / Photograph from Scott "Isthatagoodthing The Flash" Abbey after Prom
April 25, 2009, 10:00:00 PM
I laughed at adam's picture. I can't remember if I laughed at ryan's picture, but both were good.

Adam is cooler than Ryan is every conceivable way though...
#2215
GoldenEye 007 / Post here if you are active
April 23, 2009, 07:37:00 PM
I'm active.
#2216
FFA / Perennial Tribute to Fallen Goldeneye Speedrunners
April 17, 2009, 09:46:00 AM
How come I'm not on there?

I invented fallen goldeneye speedrunners.
#2217
Perfect Dark / Proof Taka
April 17, 2009, 01:13:00 AM
Oh my fucking god, you guys STILL ask whether we can 'assume' someone got the time just because they've proven other good times.

Carathorn for the win. We've been discussing this bullshit for the past 6 years. EVERY wr needs proof.

FUCK.
#2218
FFA / When will Ryan White lose his virginity?
April 12, 2009, 09:23:00 PM

Alexboy: Fuck you, you fucking dick. "this is what the elite is coming to"... you fucking bitch. You consider 2 people that haven't reached puberty yet discussing how social retarded they are to be the elite? You fucking cunt, I hate you so much man. The amount of hate I have for you man, it's like such a big explosion! Like POW! Right in the kisser.

 

Ryan White: Fuck you, you fucking slut. You're like 24 and haven't even made out with a chick. There is nothing you can say or do to deny that you're a little bitch. The evidence speaks for itself. Not that this is bad thing or whatever, but because you're such a little cock as well it makes it worse. I'd love to put you on your knees and blow a load right in your face.

 

Flash: Fuck you, you fucking cunt. You're fighting with RYAN WHITE about who is more socially retarded. Holy shit, talk about dumbass. I mean, wtf? SRSLY! I have a better idea, why don't you go find a homeless person and fight over who has better living conditions. Or better yet, find a paraplegic and challegic them to a 100 sprint. You bitch!

 

TheBang: I love you.

#2219
GoldenEye 007 / Multiplayer Inversion Question
April 10, 2009, 09:52:00 PM
Finally someone asks a decent question on this stupid board.
#2220
FFA / Don't ask a bird how to swim
April 10, 2009, 07:20:00 AM
On that same note, I could quite confidently say that I have the most KNOWLEDGE on the subject of women and social dynamics. I've been studying it for the past 3 years.

As far as real world experience? Maybe not the most out of anyone here. I've only had 6 sexual partners and have made out or beyond with about 30 girls. I haven't been actively going out and meeting girls like I think I should, but I plan to do that a lot this year.
#2221
FFA / Don't ask a bird how to swim
April 10, 2009, 07:14:00 AM
Why the fuck would you ask someone who has no success in a particular field for advice in that same field?

ZOMG!!
#2222
FFA / Goose is a fucking faggot
April 10, 2009, 07:12:00 AM
A much simpler solution for Ryan would be to get a hooker.
#2223
FFA / 35 year old
April 07, 2009, 05:59:00 AM
Hey matt, you remember greg whatmore? You may have met him, he's my best mate. He's tapping a 38 year old at the moment. She lives next door. She's been married and divorced too.

He has a thing for older women. Personally I'm not attracted to older women at all. In fact I find it gross.
#2224
FFA / 10 reasons why Ryan is Nolan
April 03, 2009, 03:01:00 AM
That's fine, I don't believe you though.
#2225
FFA / 10 reasons why Ryan is Nolan
April 02, 2009, 11:09:00 PM
I would be very happy for you if you did. All you need to do is get over your fear of hot women.
#2226
FFA / 10 reasons why Ryan is Nolan
April 02, 2009, 10:39:00 PM
owned
#2227
FFA / 10 reasons why Ryan is Nolan
April 02, 2009, 10:37:00 PM
It's ok Ryan, the hot women are only in your dreams. They'll never come near you in real life, you don't have to worry.
#2228
FFA / 10 reasons why Ryan is Nolan
April 02, 2009, 09:38:00 PM
1. His mum has hairy balls

2. His mum should shave her balls

3. I suggested to her that she should shave her balls but she didn't listen

4. This made me get mad and attempt to shave them while she was sleeping

5. She woke up during and I couldn't finish so now she has one ball that is hairy and the other that is awesome

6. She was mad that I attempted to shave her balls but I told her everything was going to be ok and she should relax

7. I put the shaven testicle into my mouth and it felt fantastic. This was much better than a hairy ball

8. She started to rub my clit and my vagina started to get moist

9. Ryan came into the room because he was having nightmares about hot women (he is afraid of them)

10. He said he wanted to sleep in his mum's bed because he was scared. We agreed and decided not to have sex because Ryan was there, though I did sneak off to the toilet at one stage during the night to have a bat

CASE CLOSED.
#2229
FFA / Top 10 Reasons I am not Nolan Baucom
April 02, 2009, 09:32:00 PM
I ruined your mums groin last night.
#2230
GoldenEye 007 / Post New World Record Discussion Here!
April 01, 2009, 09:49:00 PM
If David keeps this up he'll soon break my record for most records post retirement.

David you dick. You dick a lot david. Dick david does a dick a day to dick away the dick doctor's plea to dick David in the anus.
#2231
Perfect Dark / PAL
March 26, 2009, 08:44:00 PM

Your mum was easy last night.

#2232
ER League / hi
March 10, 2009, 10:37:00 PM
hi
#2233
GoldenEye 007 / Official Retirement
February 24, 2009, 07:05:00 AM
Retirement topics are the greatest thing ever invented. I recommend people do at least 5 of them in their lifetime.

And WTF Clemens, you will NEVER be like me, so stop trying. Just because you create topics like me doesn't mean that you're me.

I'm the greatest and latest and fatest and smallest penis!
#2234
FFA / Should Dayle and Ryan Hook Up
February 17, 2009, 07:42:00 AM
I'd. Fuck. Cook.
#2235
FFA / Are the Elite admins doing a good job?
February 08, 2009, 01:37:00 AM
I'll deny it as well. The only thing Ryan White is responsible for is being a little bitch.
#2236
General Chat / **The-Elite Dance Battle Cycle 1** SIGN UP NOW! Late Feb Start
February 06, 2009, 04:28:00 AM

I'll be in!!!!!

#2237
FFA / The February Topic!! &lt;3
February 04, 2009, 07:28:00 PM
I fucked your mum right in the Odin (She wished she was famous).
#2238
Perfect Dark / New member!
February 04, 2009, 07:26:00 PM
cause your mum
#2239
FFA / New Elite Contest: Find the best porn.flv video
February 02, 2009, 05:17:00 PM
the link is dead.
#2240
FFA / New Elite Contest: Find the best porn.flv video
February 02, 2009, 06:36:00 AM
it doesn't work for me.
#2241
FFA / Ryan wouldn't call the cops if his dick was TRAPPED IN IT!!!
January 29, 2009, 06:25:00 PM
Yeah but we can still try and make you feel bad about it.
#2242
Perfect Dark / OMFG, is he a member of the-elite? Denis Lucid
January 28, 2009, 06:22:00 PM
Except Michael Jackson doesn't TAS his songs.
#2243
FFA / Has anyone else noticed that the past week has had about 80% less posts than the weeks prior?
January 27, 2009, 05:28:00 PM
 


#2244
FFA / Would you fuck a duck if a duck fucked and clucked?
January 26, 2009, 05:20:00 PM
Would you fuck it?
#2245
FFA / We can't edit in FFA anymore :(
January 25, 2009, 09:35:00 AM
You spend 90% of your cap complaining.
#2246
General Chat / The radically improved music topic
January 25, 2009, 02:05:00 AM
http://K...speedrunwiki.com/ some of my music
#2247
FFA / Post new "Come is like" 's Here
January 25, 2009, 01:28:00 AM
Come is like my mum, I fucked her last night.
#2248
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!!
January 24, 2009, 08:29:00 PM

If you can't prove the time with video, it won't be accepted.

#2249
FFA / Ryan wouldn't call the cops if his dick was TRAPPED IN IT!!!
January 24, 2009, 07:27:00 AM
Blueline goddess, if that is even your real name, this isn't a competition. Why you so nasty?
#2250
General Chat / A Message to the Administration [agreement reached]
January 23, 2009, 11:27:00 AM
Ryan I don't think you're dumb, but you act like the dumbest fucker on the planet.
#2251
FFA / Ryan wouldn't call the cops if his dick was TRAPPED IN IT!!!
January 23, 2009, 11:26:00 AM
p.s I FUCKED YOUR MUM
#2252
FFA / Ryan wouldn't call the cops if his dick was TRAPPED IN IT!!!
January 23, 2009, 11:24:00 AM

Buildings are designed not to fall down. A few of them fall down, but that doesn't change the intention.

 

You're a little bitch ryan, if you ever take words out of my mouth again I will rape your mum. Here's the heads up, you have no idea what I'm trying to imply so give up trying.

 

To say I don't think gays are acceptable is an insult to me (as I have gays friends). If males weren't designed to fuck females the human race would not exist. It is my opinion that males on the most part are supposed to procreate (and almost every gay would agree too), but that does not make gays unacceptable. And designed does mean a designer, and in this case the designer is the laws of the universe. I don't believe in your mainstream god. I believe in energy. I don't understand why the universe is here, and until a decent idea is presented I won't have an opinion on that.

I don't give a fuck what religion you believe in, but don't say I'm implying the same bullshit that you spit out.

#2253
FFA / Ryan wouldn't call the cops if his dick was TRAPPED IN IT!!!
January 23, 2009, 05:09:00 AM
You don't need to, but you should WANT to. You're a fucking male, your designed to want to fuck females. To sit there and say you're happy not doing that is a fucking lie and you know it.

You post so much about this shit, and then you say you're happy with it? WTF man, way to send mixed signals.
#2254
FFA / Ryan wouldn't call the cops if his dick was TRAPPED IN IT!!!
January 23, 2009, 04:47:00 AM
Oh, you're happy with that situation? Don't worry about it then, if you're happy with the situation you'll be stuck with it forever. Have fun with that.
#2255
General Chat / My two week romp through Ecuador
January 23, 2009, 04:27:00 AM
I love you.
#2256
FFA / Ryan wouldn't call the cops if his dick was TRAPPED IN IT!!!
January 23, 2009, 04:25:00 AM

Speaking of dicks getting trapped in things, the only thing Ryan could get his dick trapped in is a guys mouth.


Dude, you need to hook up with a chick. I was 19 when I first got some tongue actions, 2 weeks later I had a gf, 6 weeks later I was laid. Once you get past that first barrier it's smooth sailing. Mind you, if you're getting upset because you're capped at 20 posts per day and you're having a whinge because you can't take responsibility for being a fuckwit on the boards, you probably won't get laid.

Accepting responsibility is something you need to learn, or you'll be a bitch virgin when you're 25.  
#2257
General Chat / A Message to the Administration [agreement reached]
January 23, 2009, 03:44:00 AM
Goose, if 21 people ask questions in the GE forum then wait until the end of the day and answer them all in one post you
FUCKING
MORON!!!
!
pwned

#2258
FFA / Funny story about me and some girl when I was out of town.
January 22, 2009, 08:10:00 AM
No worries champ.
#2259
FFA / Funny story about me and some girl when I was out of town.
January 22, 2009, 08:02:00 AM

Unless you're going to fuck her on the couch, don't be a pussy about it. You go for the vag because it's more casual.

It's funny, when you go for the boobs first it's actually more serious because that's considered foreplay (leading to sex). But the vag grab while making out is very casual and doesn't have to lead to anything. She will probably grope your cock as well. Anything on the couch is shits and giggles though, it when you move to the sex location you should worry about not foreplaying enough.

And foreplay is all about the experience and turning her on as much as possible before fucking her. So you might be able to get her off in the bedroom without much foreplay, but the experience as a whole will be forgettable and her eyes will wonder quickly.

#2260
FFA / Funny story about me and some girl when I was out of town.
January 22, 2009, 07:54:00 AM

That's because you're a pussy.

From what you have learnt Ryan, do girls like pussies?

NO!

When you are making out with her on the couch, go for the inner thigh and work your way to the vag.

When you have them in the bed, then you go for the boobs and neck and everything first. But on the couch, definitely go for the vag.

#2261
FFA / Funny story about me and some girl when I was out of town.
January 22, 2009, 07:37:00 AM
Start with a hand on the inner thigh, then slow move up until you either get rejected or get to touch her vag.
#2262
FFA / Funny story about me and some girl when I was out of town.
January 22, 2009, 07:19:00 AM
Honestly, I probably would have gotten head off her, but told her I didn't want to eat her out of fuck her.
#2263
FFA / Theez r my salad dayz
January 22, 2009, 07:11:00 AM
I'd rather suck Ryan White than listen to this song again.
#2264
FFA / I love balls
January 22, 2009, 07:09:00 AM
So do I.
#2265
FFA / Would you fuck a duck if a duck fucked and clucked?
January 22, 2009, 07:06:00 AM

Personally I wouldn't, but I'm interested in what other people would do.

#2266
FFA / *sigh* Another 502 topic... !
January 21, 2009, 06:51:00 PM
test
#2267
FFA / ATTN: Henrik
January 21, 2009, 09:26:00 AM
wtf wouty
#2268
FFA / The 'How much would you need to get paid to suck my penis?' Topic
January 21, 2009, 08:24:00 AM
Be specific.
#2269
FFA / Post new "Come is like" 's Here
January 21, 2009, 08:21:00 AM
Come is like my penis, 1 inch long with a massive head.
#2270
FFA / The 'How much would you need to get paid to suck my penis?' Topic
January 21, 2009, 08:20:00 AM
Well?
#2271
FFA / I invented the word 'PWNED'
January 21, 2009, 08:06:00 AM
I invented your mum, I made her cunt fit perfectly around my dick. Only one key will fit the lock and open her deepest chest of desires.
#2272
FFA / I invented the word 'PWNED'
January 21, 2009, 08:00:00 AM

If you don't believe me, ask Matt, you little piece of shit.

#2273
General Chat / How Old Are You? (fun birthdate topic)
January 20, 2009, 03:38:00 AM
K.. "Fuck You" J..

7th Feb 1986

p.s Fuck You
#2274
General Chat / My new drum set
January 19, 2009, 05:16:00 PM

One of the most important rules of this board is not mention drums.. Otherwise Jimbo will start trying to brag again.

#2275
General Chat / My new drum set
January 19, 2009, 08:13:00 AM
What makes you choose being retarded?
#2276
General Chat / Official Literature/Reading Topic
January 17, 2009, 06:14:00 AM
Yes Youse, it's better to laugh at people who have changed thousands of people's lives for the better.

Have many guys have you helped overcome their fear of women?
#2277
The Elite Hall of Fame / Hall of Fame...
January 16, 2009, 05:54:00 PM
The only Hall Goose and Clemens should be inducted into is the Hall of Lame.
#2278
General Chat / It&#39;s time for new Moderators!
January 14, 2009, 06:33:00 PM
We will do her at the same time, and just so you know, if our dongs touch.... I totally wouldn't mind.
#2279
General Chat / Official Literature/Reading Topic
January 14, 2009, 06:00:00 PM
I don't like reading fiction, I only like to read non-fictional. A few of the amazing books that I've read are....

Psycho-Cybernetics (Maxwell Maltz) - Possibly the best book you could ever read?
How to argue and win everytime (Gerry Spence)
The Game (Neil Strouss) - This one is definitely for Ryan
Feel the Fear and do it anyway (Susan Jeffers)

#2280
Perfect Dark / What you&#39;ve all been waiting for... + ATTN Greg
January 14, 2009, 06:29:00 AM
I would rate Greg about a 9/10 for looks, 8/10 for personality, 9/10 for fitness, and 9 inches for penis size.
#2281
GoldenEye 007 / Goldeneye Team Tournament FINAL RESULTS ARE IN!
January 13, 2009, 01:18:00 AM
Am I allowed to join?
#2282
General Chat / It&#39;s time for new Moderators!
January 11, 2009, 05:49:00 PM
I would like to toss my dong into the ring and replace Boss.
#2283
GoldenEye 007 / Goldeneye Team Tournament DISCUSSION THREAD
January 10, 2009, 06:54:00 PM
This is hard for me to do, but I am officially retiring from this team competition.

Because goose, the fuckwit, thought he could choose my team for me? WTF! You fucking bitch, I will fucking fuck you you bitch! Lay down and take it you little slut. My dong, your mouth!
#2284
FFA / THE DONG TOPIC
January 10, 2009, 08:14:00 AM
I wonder who has the tastiest dong in the elite.
#2285
FFA / THE DONG TOPIC
January 10, 2009, 05:21:00 AM
Best topic ever.
#2286
GoldenEye 007 / Goldeneye Team Tournament DISCUSSION THREAD
January 10, 2009, 05:17:00 AM

The only condition for being on my team is that you are not a fuckwit.

Also, my team must be named "The AllStars".

Also, don't be a fuckwit.






p.s I will make an exception for Clemens, because as a team we would surely win.
#2287
GoldenEye 007 / Goldeneye Team Tournament DISCUSSION THREAD
January 07, 2009, 06:19:00 PM
I had a chat to Clemens and he said he wants me to be on his team.
#2288
Perfect Dark / Possible new Strategy for WAR!
January 05, 2009, 06:02:00 PM
I got 48 on SA when it was the record with this strat like 5 years ago.
#2289
FFA / THE DONG TOPIC
January 02, 2009, 05:35:00 AM

Put it in someone's mouth!

#2290
GoldenEye 007 / Sylvester tip 2009!!!!!
January 02, 2009, 05:32:00 AM
Where the fuck am I?
#2291
FFA / 2009 PREDICTION TOPIC
January 02, 2009, 05:30:00 AM
Put your dong in my mouth.
#2292
GoldenEye 007 / Best WRs of 2008!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
December 31, 2008, 11:17:00 AM
Clemens is such a retard. Whenever he or Ryan White create a topic like this it's always an excuse to promote themselves. And once again, as I predicted when I saw this topic, Clemens has put his WR's on the top of the list.

I think that creating a topic about best WR's and then putting your own WR on top is a sure sign of being a homosexual.
#2293
General Chat / Most pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life
December 17, 2008, 08:06:00 AM
#2294
General Chat / Most pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life
December 17, 2008, 08:02:00 AM
You've never looked into a mirror?
#2295
Perfect Dark / PAL
December 14, 2008, 06:24:00 PM
You kidding me?
#2296
General Chat / The Pig Smiley Picture Album
December 14, 2008, 04:21:00 AM
I would appreciate it if everyone stopped insulting Mr. Sheen.

What did he ever do to you?
#2297
General Chat / Religion
December 03, 2008, 07:20:00 AM
If you murdered everyone on the planet there would no longer be any murders. If you can't see how the previous sentence relates to your statement you're a twat.
#2298
GoldenEye 007 / I just got Jones Theory'd!!
December 01, 2008, 08:18:00 PM
Holy shit, now I'm creating a new topic just like every other loser out there.

Let's talk risk management for a moment here. Any smart person will understand what this concept means.

Potential gain from allowing jimbo's time: Jimbo gets a few more points.

Potential loss from allowing jimbo's time: Loss of Wouter (updater)/Clemens/Red Bull/Some other loser. Havoc on the boards. Anyone who didn't see the run feels ripped off. Jimbo et. al. doesn't learn anything.

-----

Potential gain from not allowing jimbo's time: Proof policy is upheld. Community has a greater respect of the rules.

Potential loss from not allowing jimbo's time: The people that saw/achieved the run feel ripped off.


If you look at the cause and effect of each action the correct decision becomes obvious.

My conclusion: While some people may be agitated by the exclusion of the time, nothing is lost. While some people may disagree with the actions of others, the truth is that they are actions that have been taken none-the-less. Giving Jimbo a few more points (even though he didn't tape) is not worth the loss of several players in my opinion.

BTW, Goose, stop posting so many stupid topics you fuck.
#2299
GoldenEye 007 / Control Agent Help
December 01, 2008, 08:02:00 PM
Matt is such a fucking geek.
#2300
GoldenEye 007 / Now hiring: New Elite Updater
December 01, 2008, 07:19:00 AM
You're the biggest.fucking.geek.ever, Matt.

You should come around my house so we can play perfect dark co-op for times and suck each others' cocks and say things like "imagine if..."
#2301
GoldenEye 007 / What Would Jesus Do; Goldeneye Edition.
November 29, 2008, 11:52:00 AM
Jesus ranks along other such fictional characters as Hercules, Xenia: Warrior Princess, and to a lessor extent, Sinbad.
#2302
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!!
November 25, 2008, 04:37:00 PM
Clemens couldn't untie his shoes.
#2303
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!!
November 24, 2008, 07:36:00 AM
Your mum was fast last night and I wasn't even timing her.
#2304
General Chat / Quantum of lolace [spoilers]
November 22, 2008, 04:19:00 AM
V for your mum
#2305
General Chat / Opinions/Critisism wanted
November 19, 2008, 10:24:00 PM
Thanks HEAPS for your critiques guys, I really appreciate.

Firstly, about the song structure. I agree with you guys completely, it's very A-B-A-B structed. In fact that was my intention. I want to become good at create mainstream structures. All of my other songs don't follow any real structure so I have learnt a lot from attempting a different route. In the real world more people prefer an A-B-A-B structured song. I think the main reason that may be a burden in this case was because the music was intended to be really mellow and nothing was designed to really catch attention.

I changed the drums in the breakdown to blend in more with the feel.

Interestingly, I've gotten some great comments from people who didn't really like any of my other songs. Also most people that enjoyed my other songs enjoyed this one less. I can understand this though because I was trying to attract a different audience.

Thanks again for your advice.
#2306
General Chat / Religion
November 12, 2008, 08:52:00 AM
Also, I am SICK TO DEATH of bible preachers trying to claim a moral monopoly. We are genetically designed to have morals. Just like a cat is born with the knowledge of how to hunt. Just like a bird is born with the knowledge of how to mate. Why would it seem logical to assume that every single animal on the planet is born with the knowledge of how to survive and act appropriately to it's kind, yet humans are the exception.

Human nature may not be what everyone thinks of as 'perfect', but it is what it is. I think MOST people are GOOD people, but in our society there are FEW that have ALL of the power. In this kind of power inbalance the selfish people will always rise to the top of the pyramid. The truly decent people do not want power, they want power to be spread amongst the entire population. It is only the people that want power that will go after it, and people who want power by nature are those who would be inclined to go to war and take freedom and wealth from others.

Humans have problems, but this has never stopped them from surviving as a species. You will find almost every species will have their problems. I do believe that we can solve these problems using our intelligence, but it will not be for a while. The answer is not religion and it is not politics. Religions teaches us to grant success and happiness only to those who believe as we do. The only way for this world to change is if every belief is treasured. Politics can only create laws, it cannot love or recieve love. The answer lies in the human spirit. I believe humans as a whole are amazing and giving, but again, it is the currupt that are in power. And it is the currupt that bring us into war, and poverty.

</rant>
#2307
General Chat / Religion
November 12, 2008, 08:38:00 AM
God created homosexuals. What people didn't realise when the bible was written, was that homosexuality was biological and not a choice.

The god that the bible speaks of is a piece of shit. Only the people lucky enough not to be born gay, muslim, hindu, buddhist or any other culture of the world would think otherwise. Everyone on this earth is born a human. They aren't born christian, or cathlotic, or gay, or rich, or poor, or any of the fucked labels society uses to categories people.

I pity those who believe in the bible. Yes, it has some good suggestions, but they are destroyed by hundreds of contradictions. Any truly wise man would admit that even if he thinks his beliefs are true, he could never dismiss those of another. And he would never attempt to withhold freedom, happiness and success from ANYONE, EVER, whether it be in this life or the next, simply because of what the other believes in.
#2308
GoldenEye 007 / HELL YA
November 12, 2008, 12:27:00 AM

Take no notice of people like Gragz, whos main goal in life is to make immature people feel like shit. Well Gragz, congratulations, I'm immature and now because of you I feel like shit.

I hope you are fucking happy you bitch.

#2309
GoldenEye 007 / HELL YA
November 11, 2008, 08:43:00 AM
FYI - From now on post a new topic every time you achieve a new pr. Furthermore, don't give the topic a subject identifying title. This will ensure that the maximum amount of people will open the thread and realise how they were fooled into believing that a topic created by you could ever be worthwhile reading.
#2310
FFA / Congrats on cockblocking Clemens, everyone!
November 10, 2008, 08:45:00 AM
Clemens is so bad with girls that showing her the-elite probably improved his chances.
#2311
FFA / Come is a Deuche
November 09, 2008, 08:57:00 PM

I said what everyone else was thinking.

Edit: Yeah it's spelt incorrectly, that just means it's even MORE insulting.
#2312
Perfect Dark / Laptop Gun Bronze 3.75 UNTIED WORLD RECORD!!!!
November 09, 2008, 10:15:00 AM
I fucked your mum's rudebox.
#2313
Perfect Dark / Does anyone have Karl&#39;s g5 54 vid?
November 08, 2008, 11:46:00 PM
I just got owned.
#2314
GoldenEye 007 / I'll get another WR someday.
November 08, 2008, 11:42:00 PM

pwned

#2315
GoldenEye 007 / I'll get another WR someday.
November 08, 2008, 10:27:00 AM
owned
#2316
GoldenEye 007 / Post New World Record Discussion Here!
November 08, 2008, 12:29:00 AM
But he's only like 8 years old.
#2317
GoldenEye 007 / I'll get another WR someday.
November 08, 2008, 12:27:00 AM
owned
#2318
GoldenEye 007 / I'll get another WR someday.
November 07, 2008, 10:24:00 PM
It will probably take even longer for anyone to care.
#2319
General Chat / McCain or Obama?? US Presidential Election Discussion!
November 07, 2008, 10:17:00 AM
This couldn't be properly enforced. Any women could claim to have been raped. It would have to be completely legal or completely illegal.
#2320
General Chat / Religion
November 06, 2008, 02:31:00 AM
Quote from: RWhiteGooseWhat part of the "truth" says that we can't do this, and don't give me a Biblical passage please.

How can he not give you a biblical passage? Everything he believes comes from the bible.
#2321
General Chat / McCain or Obama?? US Presidential Election Discussion!
November 06, 2008, 12:36:00 AM
I'd fuck sex.
#2322
GoldenEye 007 / Post New World Record Discussion Here!
November 04, 2008, 08:39:00 PM
No one mentions Streets LTK because they know I pwn them.
#2323
General Chat / McCain or Obama?? US Presidential Election Discussion!
November 04, 2008, 09:58:00 AM

Owned.

#2324
General Chat / Opinions/Critisism wanted
October 28, 2008, 01:36:00 AM
Hey guys, I have a new song. It's called Floatin and it's about how when you are faced with losing something or someone you realise how beautiful it is/they are. And then you experience that weird feeling of loss and gain at the same time. A lesson learnt at the expense of losing something valuable to you.

www.myspace.com/K..J..

Please let me know what you think.

-K..


#2325
GoldenEye 007 / Post New World Record Discussion Here!
October 20, 2008, 07:22:00 AM
Max puts the retarded in retarded.
#2326
General Chat / The answer to all of our questions;
October 15, 2008, 12:12:00 AM
OVER PLAYED!!!!!!!!!!
#2327
GoldenEye 007 / The Train Topic
October 14, 2008, 09:03:00 AM
I have an idea. How about we ask everyone who has ever played train exactly how many hours they have played it, along with every other level. Then, we tally all of the hours played on each level against the others to find out where train sits on the list.

It is VITALITY important that we understand the amount of play time train gets compared with the other levels. The most important factor here is whether train is UNDER PLAYED or OVER PLAYED.

Only, and I repeat, ONLY when we have realised if this level is UNDER PLAYED or OVER PLAYED can we take appropriate action.

UNDER PLAYED or OVER PLAYED?
UNDER PLAYED or OVER PLAYED?
UNDER PLAYED or OVER PLAYED?
UNDER PLAYED or OVER PLAYED?
UNDER PLAYED or OVER PLAYED?
UNDER PLAYED or OVER PLAYED?
Goose likes it Loose (his twats)
UNDER PLAYED or OVER PLAYED?
UNDER PLAYED or OVER PLAYED?
UNDER PLAYED or OVER PLAYED?
UNDER PLAYED or OVER PLAYED?
UNDER PLAYED or OVER PLAYED?
UNDER PLAYED or OVER PLAYED?

#2328
General Chat / Zeitgeist: Addendum
October 11, 2008, 05:54:00 AM
All that has to happen is that most of the general public become aware of the full picture. It doesn't have to happen again. In the past money has been very necessary in order to ration out the resources. However, in today's world technology is advanced enough so that we can produce plenty of resources for everyone easily.
#2329
General Chat / Zeitgeist: Addendum
October 11, 2008, 04:06:00 AM
They will never give it up. The public has to take matters into their own hands and boycott them. I think it may be possible after the economy collapses.
#2330
General Chat / Zeitgeist: Addendum
October 10, 2008, 06:08:00 AM

In this context it refers to the resources of the earth becoming the property of all of the inhabitants on it. At this time we have the technology and the resources to produce clean energy, housing, food, etc for everyone on the planet. The only thing preventing this from happening is the fact that with the current monetary system in place it would require a lot of money and the people who own that money are not willing to spend it on this cause. When in reality the monetary system is counter-productive to the human race and prevents a lot of problems from being fixed.

#2331
General Chat / Zeitgeist: Addendum
October 10, 2008, 03:24:00 AM
Youse, I have never, ever claimed to be a true social activist. Nor have I ever claimed to have achieved moral perfection and a complete control of my emotions. I feel as though you posted only to be annoying, for why else would you post an opinion about a film that you have not seen yet. Why would you post your opinion on anything that you have no experience with unless to be irratating.

I would love for people to have opposing opinions about the video, and for them to explain their reasoning. What I don't want is people posting non-constructive put downs based on preconceptions.
#2332
General Chat / Zeitgeist: Addendum
October 10, 2008, 12:47:00 AM

Youse has already read this post.

#2333
General Chat / Zeitgeist: Addendum
October 09, 2008, 10:09:00 PM
Zeitgeist: Addendum is the second installment of the Zeitgeist phenomenon created by Peter Joseph. I know a lot of you disagreed with the first movie and may be hesitant to watch this, but I highly recommend giving it a try.

Addendum talks about the monetary system and why it is fraudulent and ultimately leeds to a small percentage of people being rich and a large percentage of people being poor. It seeks to shed more light on why the monetary system is set up the way it is and also expose the immense negative repercussions on most of the general population by having this system in place.

The second half of the film talks largely about The Venus Project (http://www.thevenusproject.com/). It stresses the need for a cultural shift away from money and towards a resource based economy.

Here is the link to the movie:

http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/

This video is a must for anyone who is interested in understanding more about why society is the way it is and for those who seek to create a better world in any way they can.
#2334
GoldenEye 007 / Proof Call August 2008
September 28, 2008, 08:49:00 PM
That cartoon picture turned me on. They are so hot.
#2335
General Chat / Religion
September 28, 2008, 07:47:00 PM
Sometimes the point of talking is not just to convince someone of something.
#2336
General Chat / Cancer
September 28, 2008, 03:01:00 AM

Thanks everyone for their wishes and stories. I really appreciate it.

 

They found another Cancer on my back and I've since gotten that removed. My back is looking like a battle field at the moment. I have to get a couple more suspicious moles removed in the next couple of weeks, starting with another one on my back tomorrow.

I'm feeling a lot better emotionally about everything.

I'm to get a scan done on my abdomen this week hopefully to see if the cancer has spread. So I'm (obviously) hoping that goes well and I get a positive result.

#2337
General Chat / Religion
September 27, 2008, 11:23:00 PM
I try to do the honest and just thing every day of my life. Not because I believe in God or a higher power, but because I believe it would be wrong of me to ask it of anyone else in the world if I don't do it myself.

Bad things happen in this world, I've come to accept that. I don't agree with a lot of things that people do, but if everyone thought the same the world wouldn't be as beautiful as it is. I'm just thankful to be alive and have the ability to experience existence.

When someone gets raped or murdered it is a very sad thing. These terrible events are a part of this world at the moment though, that's just how it is. Maybe one day everyone will be loving and caring but it's certainly not the world you and I live in today. I accept the risks associated with being alive today.

Back to the subject of God.. He does not directly interfere with the choices people make. When He created us he gave us free will. The future is dictacted by the choices we make, and of course by the decisions others make. We are all affected by each other and this can sometimes cause problems, but we as humans are not perfect. But it's these imperfections that make us magical when we do something completely selfless and honorable.

Also, I think anyone who believes that they are wise enough to speak in the place of God and talk as if they know exactly why He created things the way he did need a reality check.

-K..

P.S I don't believe in God.
#2338
General Chat / **Get Your Board Title Changed - For Charity!**
September 19, 2008, 06:37:00 PM
We will accept nothing less than a video posted online
#2339
General Chat / Cancer
September 18, 2008, 09:01:00 PM
As you all know I'm a pretty fair skinned person. I've been subjected to a lot of jokes about my hair and my general whiteness (see: The Gamers Den). Not really so much in the elite as in school growing up. As I've grown more confident with age it seems that whiteness isn't really an issue anymore, or rather everyone I'm exposed to is older and more mature. It's not really the point though, I'm just basically saying that my skin is fair. I was always told to stay out of the sun as a child because my skin is fair and I ran more of a risk of skin damage. I never took that fact into consideration when I was young though and went about my business as a normal kid.

A few months ago I had a mole removed from my back. It was tested, and it was diagnosed as a Level II Melanoma. The news was pretty upsetting at the time but I delt with it really well and didn't let it effect me too much emotionally. However I did have to go back and get more surgery done to remove more flesh and some of the fat from around the area of the cancer. This obviously put my life on hold for a while because I couldn't exercises for at least a month. At the same time I got another mole removed which turned out to be Melanoma in Situ. This was a lot less sever because the cancer cells are confined to the outer layer of skin and less surgery is required.

A couple of weeks later I had a mole removed from my chest which came back as another Melanoma in Situ. Additional surgery was needed again but it wasn't so bad when compared to the surgery I had to have with the Stage II Melanoma. I also got another mole removed on my stomach which luckily ended up being harmless. At this stage I was glad because it seemed that there was nothing else to remove for the time being.

A few days after a scheduled skin check with my docter 2 weeks ago I got a call saying that I have to come into the surgery. There was a suspicious mole on my back that the doctor wanted to remove. I postponed the surgery for a week so that I could enjoy going to the gym a little bit more. The mole was cut out 2 days ago and I got the results an hour ago. The mole was another Stage II Melanoma. I'm scheduled to go into surgery in 50 minutes. I delt with the last batch of cancers pretty well but this one appears to be really affecting me. The prospect of surgery is frightening to me because the last time I had to get this kind of surgery done it was a very bad experience.

Any support would be appreciated. And if anyone has dealt with cancer before (themselves or with a family member) and would like to share it that would be good too.

Thanks

-K..
#2340
Perfect Dark / How many kills do you have in multiplayer?
September 18, 2008, 04:28:00 PM
No one cares how many kills you have in multiplayer...

All that REALLY matters is what your favourite gun is.
#2341
General Chat / Post something nice about the person above you!
September 17, 2008, 05:50:00 AM

I love The Lord of the Rings and the fact that afanoftherings' name reminds Mr. Guru of The Lord of the Rings and the fact that the aforementioned reminder is cool in Mr. Guru's opinion is quite pleasing to my senses thus making me come to the conclusion that Mr. Guru is indeed cool himself.

#2342
General Chat / ATTENTION: Administrators, Everyone, Friends, Enemies, Lovers, etc.
September 17, 2008, 05:47:00 AM

There appears to be this phenomenon where whenever I post in a topic it ceases to remain active.

#2343
General Chat / Post something nice about the person above you!
September 16, 2008, 02:26:00 AM
If I were two naked girls I would totally have sex with Mr. Guru
#2344
General Chat / ATTENTION: Administrators, Everyone, Friends, Enemies, Lovers, etc.
September 13, 2008, 01:22:00 PM
People who actually post insightful comments and who are generally well liked by most people don't get capped. They also dont need to create topics to argue how important they are to the community. It doesn't matter what you think other people should think about you, the reality is that a lot of people don't have any time for you. Trying to convince people to like you by saying they are wrong is like trying to put out a fire by throwing coal onto it.

I think if you want this kind of event to stop happening you should be more alert to what is ACTUALLY being said by people and stop trying to convince people to say what you think they SHOULD be saying.
#2345
General Chat / So I had two naked girls at my place last night.
July 31, 2008, 11:48:00 PM
Really good story GG! I enjoyed reading it. It's actually one of my goals at the moment to have a threesome. I think any experience in life is awesome and amazing. I want to fuck 4 girls at the same time. I want to date 2 sisters at the same time without the other knowing. I want to have sex with hundreds of different girls.. maybe even some of them more than once.

I want to find the girl that make me happiest too. I want to experience monogomy for a lifetime and live the life of fairytale prince who has since found his sleeping beauty. I will not attempt to dictate fate, but I will do the most I can to experience as much out of life as possible.

I would love to drive the most expensive cars in the world, live in the grandest of houses, taste the sweetest fruit in the world and have the greatest friends that one could have. But at the same time I know I must drive a car, whatever I can afford. I must live in a house even if it is shared with a few other people because I can't afford my own. I know that I must eat fruit and vegetables even if they aren't the freshest and most succulent. I know that I must socialise with the great friends that I have now even if they sometimes annoy me. For my soul would be a barren place were I to withhold it from the world because it didnt meet my expectations. I have ideals, but I know that they are just ideals and not reality. When reality brings forth opportunities I take them because it allows me to experience all that I can in the time I have.

Yes, I must also practice restraint. There is no excuse for intentionally hurting someone else for your own pleasure. But it is only when I have crushed.. and been crushed myself that I can appreciate contentment. It is only after I have sunk my knife deep into the flesh of a my victim's back can I love someone for protecting mine. It is the rich banker who claims that poor people are lazy. It is the low income family who believe rich people have no problems because they have money. It's the child with low self esteem who claims their parents have no idea what they are going through.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, you cannot appreciate anything until you have experienced it first. You cannot decline an opportunity that has never been presented to you. You cannot judge someone who has done something that you never have. Better yet, don't judge anyone at all, because when it's all on the table you realise that you have no idea what it's like to live their life.
#2346
General Chat / I am insane
July 31, 2008, 10:19:00 PM
If she was ugly and you didn't give it a second's thought, why did you post a topic about it? Actions speak louder than words and at the moment all you are saying is that you a lieing to yourself/us.

Stop trying to pass your insecurities off as standards. In my opinion, making a topic about not cuddling with a girl who wanted to cuddle because she was 'below your standards' is a lot worse than being insecure - because in reality it not only shows insecurity but also shows others that you deal with it with a complete lack of integrity.
#2347
GoldenEye 007 / I just want you guys to know..
June 29, 2008, 02:59:00 AM
I've been thinking about it a lot lately, and I realised that I am in the same boat as David Clemens. I am also unable to play 8 hours a day like Rayan. So, later on today I am going to keep my GE cartridge stored away and not play it. I'm official retiring from playing goldeneye. There is no use in playing when someone else in the world is playing it more than me. My only reason for playing was so I could play it more than anyone else in the world.. and now that I can't, I shall not continue to play.

Also, in addition to Goldeneye I am also giving up sport. I'm officially retiring from any kind of competitive or fun sport. I just recently found out that professional athletes train up to 8 hours a day and I just don't have that kind of time. So therefore I am never playing sport again.

Also I'm giving up sex. I have asked a few of my friends and apparently some of them have it more regularly than me. What's the point of doing anything if someone is doing it more?

I also found out people in the world are stronger than me so I'm giving up going to the gym.

I'm also going to stop playing guitar some people have more time to practice than I do. There is just NO POINT in playing if other people can practice more and are better than me.

There have been jokes about this in the past, but I don't really see the point in living. Somewhere out there live people who are generally happier than I am and I can't take it! So I'm officially retiring from life.

Before I go however I would like to give some final advice. If you ever find out that someone in the world is better than you at something, for whatever reason, QUIT.

Consider this my final farewell.

Goodbye everyone.
#2348
General Chat / Project: "The Elite's Anthem"
June 06, 2008, 09:38:00 AM
I don't think I should be a part of this because as Carathorn said; I'm unoriginal, I'm a crap guitarist and I don't know how to produce.

But in saying that I uploaded a sample of something I made and it reminds me of speedrunning so maybe you guys can figure out what to do with it.

http://K...speedrunwiki.com/randomsample.mp3
#2349
General Chat / Random Query
June 03, 2008, 04:31:00 PM
WTF is colourlind?
#2350
General Chat / Random Query
May 30, 2008, 03:27:00 PM
When I first saw it I thought Randy had made a huge comeback.
#2351
GoldenEye 007 / Post New World Record Discussion Here!
May 29, 2008, 03:31:00 PM
Being nice and mature isn't about getting something in return.
#2352
GoldenEye 007 / Contest to guess date of next dual champ.
May 02, 2008, 03:20:00 AM
The problem with Clemens is that he thinks the world revolves around him and that the actions of the people living in that world also revolve around him.

He is also a fuck.

pwned
#2353
General Chat / Who has met whom in the elite.
April 25, 2008, 10:22:00 PM
I have met...

Adam Moore
Greg Lewis
Matt Cook
Adam Archbold
Ryan Dwyer
#2354
GoldenEye 007 / Contest to guess date of next dual champ.
April 24, 2008, 08:01:00 PM
Clemens has issues. I think Rayan will update the times that he hasnt yet, as well as a handle of new WR's and should be passing Clemens in about 3 weeks.
#2355
GoldenEye 007 / Slapper League
April 23, 2008, 10:16:00 PM
I do.
#2356
General Chat / i was thinking... shirts?
April 11, 2008, 03:25:00 AM
I guess the only real question is how much of geek do you really want to be?
#2357
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!!
April 07, 2008, 06:19:00 PM
I couldn't stop your mum's insanity in bed last night.
#2358
General Chat / Religion
April 04, 2008, 01:03:00 AM
If it was your intention to hurt my feelings guys... congratulations, you did well.
#2359
General Chat / Religion
April 03, 2008, 03:28:00 PM
Carathorn: You're a faggot.

And yeah, I've stayed here for the past few years, going nowhere else.
#2360
General Chat / *** COMPETITION TOPIC *** Who is here the most?
April 03, 2008, 08:01:00 AM
Not if I have anything to do with it.

DimSim3 2
#2361
General Chat / Religion
April 03, 2008, 07:46:00 AM

Because he's god, duh, are you like stupid or something?

#2362
General Chat / Religion
March 31, 2008, 08:17:00 PM
You're an idiot.
#2363
GoldenEye 007 / Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 31, 2008, 08:14:00 PM
Becaues he is better than you, you moron.
#2364
General Chat / Religion
March 28, 2008, 01:12:00 AM

The wrist-watch analogy is not applicable here. In that case you are calculating the chances of a specific event, which im sure is quite small. The chance of any specific event happen is very small, however the chance of any event happening is 1.

I'm not sure why I'm trying to explain this though. If you werent stupid you would have realised this already and not have used that analogy. Like I said before, anyone who tries to explain their belief scientifically is a complete moron.

A belief is not a belief if you think that you know for sure that it is correct. A belief is defined as confidence in the exist of something that is not susceptable to rigorous proof. If, in your own mind, you believe something to be proven, it is no longer a belief in your own mind.

There is much power that comes from believing in something even yourself cannot say exists for real. Or at the very least, understanding that to explain its presence will defy the very point of believing.

#2365
FFA / dont suppose anyones comin to hawaii anytime soon
March 24, 2008, 12:33:00 AM
Jimbo can only remain on the boards for a couple of minutes at a time otherwise he will starve to death.
#2366
General Chat / *** COMPETITION TOPIC *** Who is here the most?
March 19, 2008, 12:15:00 AM
DimSim3 1
#2367
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!!
March 06, 2008, 12:46:00 AM
Why is Ryan even contributing to this conversation when he isnt even good at the level or has even attempted the wr?
#2368
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!!
March 05, 2008, 04:36:00 PM
1:07 would be exceptionally good. Realistically the hardest part is getting that throw successful and then backing it up with a good run. A 1:07 run is very, very good. My 1:08 was high I think so it would have to be a full second faster. I was really good at the pillar throw, I used to get it 1/2 or 2/3.
#2369
GoldenEye 007 / **Discussion** Should the WR topic be closed after 502 posts?
March 02, 2008, 07:13:00 PM
I'm not european and I think it should remain open. There is absolutely no advantage to closing the topic. The "It's always been like this, therefore it should always remain like this" attitude really irratates me.

Also, don't create a discussion topic and then bash people when they disagree with you.
#2370
GoldenEye 007 / Post New World Record Discussion Here!
February 17, 2008, 03:54:00 AM
I dont understand why Clemens doesnt get laid. I mean, girls love guys with skills.
#2371
General Chat / Religion
February 16, 2008, 05:58:00 AM
Thiradell - From the message you wrote in response to my post it seems that you have no idea what I was talking about. Don't worry though, I didnt expect you to.
#2372
General Chat / Religion
February 15, 2008, 10:59:00 PM
People can believe in god if they like, but to actually try and argue that he exists in a debate is rediculous.

As soon as someone attempts to debate in a topic such as this it shows that they have no real understanding of the meaning of the word faith. They may think they do, but if they are so immature as to try and place logic into a situation that is ultimately supernatural then you can rest assured that they are not coming from a place of wisdom.

I dont believe in God. I think anyone who considers humans to be the centre of the universe is either directly or indirectly arrogant. I believe that 'God' is actually something that exists in every human already. I think it a terrible shame upon the human race that so much credit is given to external gods and not on humans themselves.
#2373
GoldenEye 007 / Bored? Need a challenge?
February 13, 2008, 06:17:00 AM
I had a go and I got 23 seconds.
#2374
GoldenEye 007 / Clemens is 1st place
February 11, 2008, 08:07:00 AM
Yes, Boss, I was an asshole back in the day. So I can tell you from experience how pathetic it is. I'm telling you to shut the fuck up about yourself because if no one in your life did, you would be 40, a virgin, and still whining to everyone about the pressures of being number 1 of Goldeneye on nintendo 64.

I honestly couldnt give a shit about whether or not you listen to me, but if there is a chance that you will then it would be my duty as someone who has experienced exactly what you're going through to give you an honest and up-front response. If there is ever a point in your life at which you grow up and move on with your life, you will think of my posts and realise how helpful they actually are.

I cant slap you because i live on the other side of the planet, but at the very least I can put up a resistance to your needy behaviour as apposed to nurturing you like your mother has obviously done too much of.
#2375
GoldenEye 007 / Clemens is 1st place
February 10, 2008, 09:42:00 AM
Gayest topic ever. Boss tries to disguise his self obsessed rantings in a topic that he would try and trick you into believing was about Clemens reaching number one.

Seriously, shut the fuck up about yourself.
#2376
GoldenEye 007 / Post GE Arguments Here!
February 02, 2008, 08:05:00 AM
Spoken like a true jackass.
#2377
GoldenEye 007 / Post GE Arguments Here!
February 01, 2008, 03:29:00 PM
Why are you being such a fuckhead Ryan?
#2378
General Chat / Cloverfield, anyone?
January 30, 2008, 03:24:00 PM
Thats what your mum said.
#2379
General Chat / Cloverfield, anyone?
January 30, 2008, 07:14:00 AM
Thats what your mum said.
#2380
Perfect Dark / Request new name/color topic (was ATTN:Chuck L)
January 25, 2008, 08:34:00 PM
K.. BlowJ.. is the funniest thing ever.
#2381
General Chat / And the new Bond film shall be titled...
January 25, 2008, 08:30:00 PM
Yeah, but you're an idiot.
#2382
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!!
January 22, 2008, 03:17:00 PM
Holy crap I just realised I'm not first anymore
#2383
Perfect Dark / Request new name/color topic (was ATTN:Chuck L)
January 22, 2008, 07:45:00 AM
That's what your mum said.
#2384
General Chat / A moral dilemma: input please
January 22, 2008, 04:18:00 AM
His opinion shouldnt matter anyway. Nobodies opinion should matter but your own.
#2385
GoldenEye 007 / All in favour raise your hand
January 21, 2008, 11:45:00 PM
Yes, it would be severe if we took away his mod powers for the few select acts he has done recently. However I did not state that his mod powers should be taken away, I said he should either discontinue this behaviour or face being stripped of his mod powers.
#2386
GoldenEye 007 / All in favour raise your hand
January 21, 2008, 08:40:00 PM
Yes but what makes you and Bryan different to us, Wouter, is that we have personalities. The discussion had everything to do with GE because it concerned actions that were based on GE related experiences.

p.s Ryan, you took my post really well! Nice work.
#2387
GoldenEye 007 / All in favour raise your hand
January 21, 2008, 08:17:00 PM
No you're not Ryan. Honestly, you are only dedicated towards yourself, and this was proven in the last couple of months. It takes a long time to change, you cant just magically wake up a different person.
#2388
GoldenEye 007 / All in favour raise your hand
January 21, 2008, 08:01:00 PM
No, so EVERYONE can say "your mum is overblown" if they want you. Freedom would not only apply to myself.
#2389
General Chat / The 2008 Elite Deathpool
January 21, 2008, 07:42:00 PM
The only reason she wasnt famous for being sick is because she was hardly famous in the first place.
#2390
GoldenEye 007 / All in favour raise your hand
January 21, 2008, 07:37:00 PM

Before I say this please understand its not an attempt to be mean, but this issue is really irritating me. Bryan has been editing posts and closing topics too much in the last couple of days. It really should not be happening at all. It seems that when he does not agree with the topic being discussed he will abuse his powers and shut the topic/post down. This should not be happening.

I think he should either stop doing this or be stripped of his mod powers. His actions are really irritating me.

#2391
GoldenEye 007 / Bryan...
January 21, 2008, 05:31:00 AM

Well you make a good point there, and I think the honest truth is that I'm actually made of pure evil. I love nothing more than to upset people and make them feel bad. Also in my spare time I enjoy setting kittens on fire.

#2392
GoldenEye 007 / Bryan...
January 21, 2008, 03:25:00 AM
pwned
#2393
GoldenEye 007 / Bryan...
January 21, 2008, 03:24:00 AM
No Bryan, your mum is overblown.
#2394
Perfect Dark / Request new name/color topic (was ATTN:Chuck L)
January 21, 2008, 12:06:00 AM
Yeah nicknames are awesome and serve a variety of purposes. No one has any idea who Mystery Man is because of this.
#2395
GoldenEye 007 / Bryan...
January 21, 2008, 12:03:00 AM
Yeah if you get upset if someone beats you in a video game, how are you ever going to cope with life? I myself have felt this way, but I was 17. Once you leave school, you really need to focus on more important things.
#2396
GoldenEye 007 / 1:14:59
January 20, 2008, 03:21:00 AM
The only pressure a person can feel is the pressure created in their own mind. There is absolutely no pressure involved in being first, you're just a very insecure person. You really need to wake up to yourself.
#2397
GoldenEye 007 / Post New World Record Discussion Here!
January 17, 2008, 03:20:00 PM
It's a shame they will never be proven.
#2398
GoldenEye 007 / Post New World Record Discussion Here!
January 14, 2008, 09:08:00 PM
It's a shame it will never be proven.
#2399
General Chat / You Laugh, You Lose - The Video Game
January 10, 2008, 08:45:00 AM
I got to "It's a trap" before laughing.
#2400
GoldenEye 007 / YOU DECIDE 2007 -- player of the year
January 07, 2008, 07:46:00 AM
Biggest tosser award: David Clemens

Best player: Bryan Bosshardon

Best Record: jungle sa

Biggest social reject: David Clemens

Best personality + skill total: Bryan boss'givesmea'hard'on't

s to realise that if you ask for respect you NEVER recieve it award: David Clemens
#2401
GoldenEye 007 / It's too late to apologize
January 02, 2008, 04:45:00 AM
I think anyone who uses this topic to start crap (like the post above mine) are actually being more pathetic. There was a time and a place for that, and it was 4 weeks ago.
#2402
GoldenEye 007 / 2008
January 01, 2008, 07:57:00 AM

First post of 2008!


(Btw, ban TheGreatMax. He makes me uncomfortable.)
#2403
General Chat / My Composition Topic
January 01, 2008, 07:10:00 AM
Btw, I dont modulate in any of those arrangements. Although I do plan to on the next one I do. They are all in G Major from memory but I do play around with the modes to get different sounds. For example in Walking the Fields the first and last parts are in D Mixolydian which represent a character walking through opens fields. Then in the middle the character runs into danger/conflict so I shift to B phrygian and highlight the minor 2nd/6th/7th to create that feel.
#2404
General Chat / My Composition Topic
January 01, 2008, 06:59:00 AM
I agree with Durk, I am interested in learning how to use inversions and different chords to get an interesting sound. However my mind isnt creative in that way at the moment and what comes into my head is simple nice melodic stuff. I mean it really comes down to the kind of music that you like to hear and what kind of music you've been exposed to and enjoy. I havent listened to any radiohead, I'm pretty mainstream except for guitar hero kind of stuff. But I will look into it.

The similarity to the Lord of the Rings piece is most likely due to the fact that I love the movies and have played the games. I wasnt thinking of it while writing the piece but it definitely reminded me of LotR once I was done.

I'm going to try a different approach on the next one. But it probably wont be astoundingly different. I think you have to experiment a lot and do this for a long time before your growth really starts to be noticable.
#2405
General Chat / My Composition Topic
December 31, 2007, 09:53:00 AM
Well as part of my music training from my manager at the music tutoring company I work for I have to write a few pop songs for him, so I'm currently also working on that. But I plan to learn how to write in many different styles and study all different types of music structures.
#2406
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!!
December 31, 2007, 09:36:00 AM
Rayan's 41 might be fast, but it probably doesnt have as much as feel as my 45 had
#2407
Testing Area / test
December 30, 2007, 02:44:00 AM
#2408
General Chat / My Composition Topic
December 30, 2007, 01:02:00 AM
Thanks a lot Jon, although people should note that the compositions won't contain any guitar at all usually and will be orchestral pieces.
#2409
General Chat / My Composition Topic
December 29, 2007, 01:28:00 PM

Hello, in this topic I will be listing my compositions which I have just started to produce. Jon has been very kind and allowed me to host my compositions on thengamer.com so you can download them easily and have a listen.

This list will grow over time. The following composition are written as a video game/movie theme or ambience.

The Journey Begins - http://K...speedrunwiki.com/TheJourneyBegins.mp3
One After The Other - http://K...speedrunwiki.com/Oneaftertheother.mp3
Walking The Fields - http://K...speedrunwiki.com/Walkingthefields.mp3

Here are my guitar hero songs :-

Close at Heart - http://K...speedrunwiki.com/Close%20at%20Heart.mp3
Building Rapport - http://K...speedrunwiki.com/Building%20Rapport.mp3
On the Verge of a Dream - http://K...speedrunwiki.com/On%20The%20Verge%20of%20a%20Dream.mp3
The Beautiful Life - http://K...speedrunwiki.com/the%20beautiful%20life.mp3
The War - http://K...speedrunwiki.com/The%20War.mp3
Finally - http://K...speedrunwiki.com/On%20The%20Verge%20of%20a%20Dream.mp3
Nostalgic - http://K...speedrunwiki.com/Nostalgic.mp3

Opinions very welcome. Hope you enjoy.

#2410
FFA / Post Here Every Time You Masturbate
December 27, 2007, 08:44:00 PM
l
#2411
GoldenEye 007 / The Cheating Death League
December 27, 2007, 01:36:00 AM
Best topic ever.
#2412
General Chat / A moral dilemma: input please
December 26, 2007, 09:13:00 AM
BTW, finding enjoyment in the company of the opposite sex is good. But feeling depressed because you aren't... is unhealthy.
#2413
General Chat / A moral dilemma: input please
December 26, 2007, 09:12:00 AM

It seems obvious to me you didnt want our help at all and you posted this for some other motive that is currently beyond me. When you ever ask for advice, dont argue against it. It just shows you dont actually want someone's input and were only telling them to boost your pathetic ego by trying to make them agree with you.

 

The FACT of the matter is that if you are always unhappy when you are alone it is because you have low self esteem and lack any kind of wisdom that will allow you to be successful in this life. So I suggest you work that out before you start dating teenage girls simply because they are easy to lay - and then trying to prove how 'mature' they are by stating they dated a 24 year old.

I'm sure you are quite aware of what you must do but I dont think you care in the slightest. Mostly because you dont appreciate the truly important things and are only aware of the superficial things that lead to a life of anger and bitterness.

#2414
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!!
December 25, 2007, 09:00:00 PM
Tell me about it.
#2415
General Chat / A moral dilemma: input please
December 25, 2007, 09:54:00 AM
Guru's post was very good, I feel the same way as him.
#2416
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!!
December 19, 2007, 08:29:00 PM
Hoard means the person that achieved the times did not make the information available.

You truly are a retard Wouter.
#2417
General Chat / LOOOOOOOOL @ upgrade
December 17, 2007, 06:33:00 AM
He ate it.
#2418
General Chat / 2teams1bowl: Playoff System- Problem Solved!
December 14, 2007, 05:29:00 AM
Why the fuck is this topic sticky?
#2419
General Chat / Is it that hard?
December 14, 2007, 05:27:00 AM
Is it really that hard to change 3 links on the front page?
#2420
General Chat / There's a Nude Sheriff In Town
December 14, 2007, 03:35:00 AM
I remember beating ye in multiplayer.
#2421
Testing Area / test
December 14, 2007, 12:50:00 AM

#2422
Testing Area / test
December 14, 2007, 12:50:00 AM
sfdg
#2423
Testing Area / test
December 14, 2007, 12:49:00 AM

#2424
Testing Area / test
December 14, 2007, 12:49:00 AM



#2425
FFA / Have You Ever Been Drunk?
December 14, 2007, 12:44:00 AM
saf
#2426
FFA / Have You Ever Been Drunk?
December 14, 2007, 12:42:00 AM
hg
#2427
General Chat / LOOOOOOOOL @ upgrade
December 14, 2007, 12:40:00 AM
The new board is cool!!zz1!!11!!
#2428
Testing Area / test
December 14, 2007, 12:39:00 AM

#2429
Testing Area / test
December 14, 2007, 12:38:00 AM


#2430
Testing Area / test
December 14, 2007, 12:37:00 AM
#2431
Testing Area / test
December 14, 2007, 12:37:00 AM
sfg
#2432
Testing Area / test
December 14, 2007, 12:33:00 AM
<a href="http://www.myspace.com/neotenous" ><img src="http://www.geocities.com/sim_threat/banner47570.jpg" alt='Check Out K..s Myspace Page!' border=0 /></a>
#2433
Testing Area / test
December 14, 2007, 12:31:00 AM
sdfg
#2434
Testing Area / test
December 14, 2007, 12:30:00 AM
sdfg
#2435
Testing Area / test
December 14, 2007, 12:21:00 AM
fgh
#2436
Testing Area / test
December 14, 2007, 12:19:00 AM
uh
#2437
General Chat / New song!
December 10, 2007, 08:46:00 PM
It's ambient music all the way man. Although I like listening to it because i love the music and I love guitar.
#2438
General Chat / New song!
December 10, 2007, 09:54:00 AM
New song up! Please have a listen. IT's inspired by magically worlds and stuff.
#2439
GoldenEye 007 / Attn: Moderators and Players
December 09, 2007, 07:13:00 AM
Lol Ryan. You think you're powerful because you're having stupid flame wars with geeks on a video game forum?

You have so much power dude! Use it wisely. You have the ability to destroy the world, and the power to be the best. You are immense, you are one to be feared. If only everything knew how important you were.

It's really sad that the only person who sees the power of influence in you is yourself.
#2440
Perfect Dark / Get under 2:00:00 the easy way
December 06, 2007, 09:02:00 PM
Yeah but you have accumulated way more more points than sam.
#2441
GoldenEye 007 / Boss, when can we expect tapes?
December 04, 2007, 04:33:00 PM
The funny thing, Wouter, is that you're actually the one that's mothering him it's just you're too stupid to realise it.
#2442
GoldenEye 007 / Post New World Record Discussion Here!
November 30, 2007, 10:19:00 PM
NTSC has a big advantage over PAL on caverns.
#2443
GoldenEye 007 / Post New World Record Discussion Here!
November 26, 2007, 10:02:00 PM
So we can see now because you wrote some stupid post. You're the biggest loser here.

I'm glad you got half your times taken down, or your head might be so far up your ass that you would actually kill yourself because this world isnt good enough for you to live on..... Or would that be a good thing?
#2444
GoldenEye 007 / Post New World Record Discussion Here!
November 26, 2007, 09:13:00 PM
David Clemens is the biggest wanker in the elite.

All in favour raise hands...

*raises hand*
#2445
GoldenEye 007 / Post New World Record Discussion Here!
November 26, 2007, 07:15:00 AM
You feel useless because someone is better than you at a video game? It should be the other way around you retard.
#2446
General Chat / Puzzle games!
November 25, 2007, 09:13:00 PM
To beat level 5....

middle block down three
right block across two
left bottom block up one, right 2, left 2
right block left 2, right 1
middle block right 1
bottom block up 1
top block right 3 into red square
**** There are 2 blocks left to move now
right block down 1, left 2, right 1
top block right 1
bottom block up 1
right block up 3
bottom block right 1, up 1

follow those exactly




#2447
General Chat / New song!
November 25, 2007, 09:22:00 AM
Thanks for the criticism dudes.

Anyways I have a new song up, its called Close at Heart.
#2448
General Chat / Puzzle games!
November 25, 2007, 09:20:00 AM
Yeah level 5 is weird, I was stuck for a little bit (10 mins or so), then when I did it I was like.. "Oh.. that was simple".
#2449
GoldenEye 007 / Attn: Moderators and Players
November 20, 2007, 04:32:00 PM
It's people like Clemens that made me go spastic and hate the elite.
#2450
GoldenEye 007 / Faking Vids: What You Need to Know
November 12, 2007, 01:59:00 AM
I used to do stuff like this, remember? And when I was doing stuff like this on the boards I was a nervous wreck in real life.

You go from loving the game because its all you have.. to hating the game because its all you have. And that process is difficult because you start to realise how much of a nothing you are in real life.

I've spoken to Ryan over msn and stuff, and from the things we talked about I am almost certain this is what is going on.

From this point there are two paths he could take. He could do this @#%$, get it out, experience it, learn from it and become a better person. Or he could do this and not learn from in which case I feel sorry for him.

I suggest no one get worked up over it, it has nothing to do with the elite and everyone to do with problems Ryan has with his life.
#2451
GoldenEye 007 / note
November 11, 2007, 04:52:00 AM
It's funny cause I used to make these topics like 4 years ago.




I didnt get thanked.




Fuck you.

#2452
GoldenEye 007 / Post New WR Discussion Here!
November 08, 2007, 07:52:00 PM
clemens is a fag
#2453
Perfect Dark / Investigation Bot
November 04, 2007, 09:24:00 AM
Half an hour? You're crazy, I would never spend that much time on a level lol. All my pr's I got after playing for like 15 mins. Maybe if a level was really gay I would spend 20 mins on it max.
#2454
General Chat / New song!
October 28, 2007, 07:11:00 AM
Yo I was thinking about what you said and decided to write a 2nd half for On the Verge of a Dream.

It's up on my myspace, hopefully you will have a listen to it and let me know if the song goes somewhere now.
#2455
General Chat / The Unveiling
October 15, 2007, 12:52:00 AM
Yeah I've had an offer from a drummer to help me with my solo stuff so in the future down the track there will be more interesting drums and then I can actually open up much more.

But I'm pretty limited with what I can do because i have no resources. So its very difficult to anything that sounds good really.
#2456
General Chat / The Unveiling
October 14, 2007, 07:32:00 AM
Btw I really tried to take into consideration some of the criticism I got from my last song. So let me know of anything else constructive that I can improve!
#2457
General Chat / The Unveiling
October 14, 2007, 07:23:00 AM
Hey guys, I have completed my newest song.

I have a lot of confidence in this thing so feel free to either give praise or shatter my dreams. Either is appreciated!

Thanks guys, the address is www.myspace.com/neotenous and the song is called Building Rapport!
#2458
Perfect Dark / G5 Glitches
October 07, 2007, 05:22:00 AM
Woah thats crazy. Dont think I've heard of this glitch before, but I'll have a bash at g5 and see if I can get it to work. From what you've said I think that if I can get the glitch to work it could definitely save at least 2 seconds off the records.

Awesome find dude.
#2459
General Chat / New song!
October 06, 2007, 08:00:00 AM
Yo, I just wrote a new short ballad. It's only 3 minutes long so you guys should check it out. I wrote it while thinking about when I was young and playing really old adventure games. So if you were ever into that stuff you should check it out.

Thanks guys.
#2460
General Chat / New song!
October 04, 2007, 03:36:00 AM
Do you actually play any instruments?

My songs are half mood inducing and half wanking. For people who have played a musical instrument for a length of time, because half of it is to come up with certain sounds and half of it is being able to play them with your hands.
#2461
General Chat / New song!
October 02, 2007, 02:01:00 AM
Btw, when I write stuff its usually going to be very different from what you would consider normal song structures. I want to do something different. There are millions of bands/musicians writing verse-bridge-chorus songs so if you're only interested in listening to those kinds of songs then you're going to be a very narrow minded musician. But if thats what you want then there's nothing wrong with that.

The songs are just how I want them, you will either like them or dislike them. Thats fine either way. But considering the fact that it's obvious that I've played for a long time and have listened to a lot of music I dont think you can safely say anything given the fact that you have no idea what my intention was behind the song.
#2462
General Chat / New song!
October 02, 2007, 01:42:00 AM
You're a Producer/Musician? Awesome dude. Throw a link up here to some of your pieces.
#2463
GoldenEye 007 / Post New WR Discussion Here!
September 28, 2007, 03:28:00 PM
Someone will probably get 21 soon. 22 is so common now.
#2464
GoldenEye 007 / ATTN: Clemens, White, Jimbo (and everyone else)
September 26, 2007, 03:39:00 AM
I agree with YE. I mean he's complaining that he has to prove his times now? Holy crap, how unfair, you need proof nowadays? What a rip!

Suck my penis.
#2465
General Chat / What's your profession?
September 26, 2007, 12:15:00 AM
I have sex with Jimbo's mum for a living. The pay isnt that great but it could be worse.
#2466
General Chat / New song!
September 26, 2007, 12:12:00 AM
Yo, I have a new song uploaded to my Myspace...

www.myspace.com/neotenous

It's called On the Verge of a Dream. Any musician will find it to be pretty cool.

Opinions appreciated.

Thanks.
#2467
Perfect Dark / Deep Sea SA PAL Glitch
September 17, 2007, 04:54:00 PM
Nah you pretty much have to go to the end to reach the 2nd cannister.
#2468
GoldenEye 007 / Something needs to be done
September 17, 2007, 04:52:00 PM
ThegreatMax is surely the most likely person at these boards at the moment to be picked on in the real world.

I would assume thats why he tries to be cool here.
#2469
General Chat / How long can you hold your breath?
September 14, 2007, 12:31:00 AM
You used to be cool Youse.
#2470
General Chat / So I got a tattoo
September 08, 2007, 10:05:00 PM
I personally think its the worst tattoo I've ever seen.

But good luck with that.
#2471
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!
September 08, 2007, 10:04:00 PM
I'm not too concerned either way, but a few of these times I feel are too difficult for PAL.

I've played maian agent maybe the most out of everyone and 1:38 was really good for PAL. So maybe he doesnt know 1:37 is an ntsc time?
#2472
General Chat / Clark muses on trip [VA &#39;07 Results/Vids]
September 05, 2007, 03:30:00 PM
I rolled your mum's cock last night.
#2473
Perfect Dark / sucram's defection pa 1:23- most likely possible!
August 24, 2007, 03:24:00 AM
Sucram didnt have a vid of 1:25 either. Expert has a 56 vid that he seemed to cake. Showing the correct strat n @#%$.

Btw, that zeebo is such a total n00b. Like he was sayin to me on aim yesterday, "no whey! 6 defection agent?!!"
#2474
GoldenEye 007 / Something needs to be done
August 24, 2007, 12:20:00 AM
Your mum went there last night..



















...and by went there I actually mean is going down on me..














... and by last night I actually mean right now...


















pwned
#2475
Perfect Dark / Attack Ship Agent help
August 23, 2007, 07:23:00 PM
And also just the way you said it was if it was 100% true and you were someone to listen to because you know the programming, which you dont. Either do I, but i dont speak about it like that. I could only talk about what works for me.

In the future though only post stuff like that if you BELIEVE its true. I mean you obviously didnt if you're so ready to take it down.
#2476
Perfect Dark / Attack Ship Agent help
August 23, 2007, 07:20:00 PM
Dude wtf, I didnt want you to take your post down or shut up. Its just your opinion and I have mine.

Far out, dont be such a @#%$!
#2477
Perfect Dark / Attack Ship Agent help
August 23, 2007, 01:12:00 AM
That entire post was incorrect dude. Dont try and be smart and talk about 'programming'. On pal I completed like 95% of the time going the speed I did on my 2:10. On ntsc he rarely completed. Ntsc and attack ship arent a good mix but its possible to be a bit faster in theory.

Elvis warps after the 2nd lift to the navigation room, but at the same time I really doubt he actually appears in the room literally. Who knows how the game is running in the background.

Basically my advice is use Pal, do it how I did it and you'll get success just about every time. Ntsc is much, much harder to do a fast run on.
#2478
GoldenEye 007 / Attn: People who know their stuff about N64 controllers
August 19, 2007, 03:30:00 PM
You might want to buy a new life as well.
#2479
GoldenEye 007 / Attn: People who know their stuff about N64 controllers
August 19, 2007, 05:54:00 AM
Learn how to read dipshit, I said rusty.

Idiot.
#2480
GoldenEye 007 / Attn: People who know their stuff about N64 controllers
August 19, 2007, 03:22:00 AM
Your mum was a bit rusty last night
#2481
GoldenEye 007 / Something needs to be done
August 18, 2007, 06:39:00 AM
Your mum is a bit slow.

pwned..

YES!
#2482
GoldenEye 007 / Something needs to be done
August 17, 2007, 11:00:00 PM
*Wonders why people have such little wit that they cannot read between the lines and understand that I made an obvious reference to my self pwn*
#2483
GoldenEye 007 / Something needs to be done
August 17, 2007, 02:04:00 PM
Your mum needs to be done.

Anyone who posts in this topic is gay...

....yeah thats right.
#2484
General Chat / Zeitgeist - The Movie
August 16, 2007, 03:30:00 PM
The new Smashing Pumpkins album is called Zeitgeist. So how is Zeitgeist a german translation of Zeitgeist?

The two arent related.
#2485
General Chat / 2008 American Meet (August 13th-17th)
August 16, 2007, 03:21:00 AM
The funny thing is that Jimbo thinks I'm being serious. You know why? Because its exactly how he acts himself so he assumes its normal. But no, its not normal and anyone who considers that type of attitude seriously has PROBLEMS.
#2486
General Chat / Zeitgeist - The Movie
August 16, 2007, 03:20:00 AM
9/11 has been discussed too much here. I had a fear that 9/11 is the only thing people would bring up about the movie and nothing else. I would appreciate it if the other matters were discussed.
#2487
General Chat / Zeitgeist - The Movie
August 16, 2007, 02:29:00 AM
I would love to see this treasure trove of information. Please show it to me.
#2488
General Chat / Zeitgeist - The Movie
August 16, 2007, 12:56:00 AM
Well, if you believe the 9/11 stories you wouldnt think only complete retards would feel the same way. The only reason you would consider their opinion stupid is if it were different to your own. I dont agree with the mass media'd story but I wouldnt call anyone a retard for believing it.

I'm being serious about Ron Paul. I've never liked, or been interested in American politics but this guy is amazing. I've watched every video I can find him in and what he says matches my feelings exactly. The other candidates dont seem real, they seem like they are playing a stupid game to try and win approval. But this guy doesnt seem to do that at all and speaks from the heart.
#2489
General Chat / Zeitgeist - The Movie
August 16, 2007, 12:13:00 AM
Vote Ron Paul for president.
#2490
General Chat / Zeitgeist - The Movie
August 16, 2007, 12:10:00 AM
Thats the spirit, calling someone a retard if they think differently to you.

But thanks for watching it.
#2491
General Chat / 2008 American Meet (August 13th-17th)
August 15, 2007, 08:52:00 PM
Well, I do plan on travelling next year. If for some reason I was there, I'm pretty sure I would beat jimbo over and over and over and over again. Really easily too. From what I've seen he's not very good. Like, as soon as he came around a corner BANG he's dead. 100% head shots from anywhere in the level. He wont even be able to see me because I'm so quick. I'm that good. You've got nothing on that Jimbo, NOTHING.
#2492
General Chat / Zeitgeist - The Movie
August 15, 2007, 05:18:00 AM
www.zeitgeistmovie.com

Probably the best movie I've ever watched. Has changed the way I view the world. Anyone with a thirst for knowledge will love this movie. Anyone with an inability to hear opinions that differ to their own will hate this movie.

Please watch.
#2493
General Chat / OMG, IT CAN'T BE!!! A NEW SONG!
August 15, 2007, 12:51:00 AM
Thanks a lot man.
#2494
General Chat / 2008 American Meet (August 13th-17th)
August 14, 2007, 05:58:00 AM
From watching the videos, I think I would beat jimbo fairly easily.

pwned
#2495
GoldenEye 007 / 2006 Player of the Year vote! Illu vs Goose (recap below)
August 11, 2007, 09:48:00 PM
June 2006: K.. J..
July 2006: K.. J..
August 2006: K.. J..
SUMMER 2006: K.. J..

September 2006: K.. J..
October 2006: K.. J..
November 2006: K.. J..
FALL 2006: K.. J..

December 2006: K.. J..
January 2007: K.. J..
February 2007: K.. J..
WINTER 2007: K.. J..

March 2007: K.. J..
April 2007: K.. J..
May 2007: K.. J..
SPRING 2007: K.. J..

June 2007: K.. J..
July 2007: K.. J..
#2496
GoldenEye 007 / Ryans Dam 53
August 11, 2007, 09:46:00 PM
But the problem, Wouter, is that YOU dont have any to argue with.

Imagine that you're paying for a bill via the postal system with a money order. There are 3 steps in this process. The first step is the one involving you going down to the post office, buying the money order and sending the money order off. The second step involves the postal system getting your letter to where-ever it needs to go. The final step is the recipients of the letter to recieve the money order.

Ultimately the goal here is the final step and the two previous steps are simply are way to complete that goal indirectly. So what happens when the letter doesnt arrive? What happens when you have proof that you sent the letter but the letter is never recieved? The fact is, it doesnt matter how much proof you have that the letter was sent. If the letter doesnt arrive you are going to have to send another letter with another money order inside it.

Hopefully you've already applied that scenario to the one at hand. Yes, ryan sent the letter, but we never got it. His beef is with the postal company and he fully accepts the risks when he sends letters through them. I think all postal companies have an insurance policy or something like that to deal with situations like this. That kind of concept cannot be applied here though. Therefore its one of those things you have to be prepared for and understand before you play the game seriously.

-K..
#2497
GoldenEye 007 / Bryan
August 10, 2007, 10:29:00 PM
Lol, if Clemens wanted to come around my house (Even though I live out of home anyways) I sure as hell wouldnt ask either. And even if by some amazing chance word got back to me that he would be allowed to stay, I would kill myself before word ever got back to Clemens.

Check and Mate.
#2498
General Chat / Happy Birthday to the newest Triple Champ!
August 08, 2007, 11:23:00 PM
Happy birthday Matt Cook!

Not exactly a 'new' triple champ. I mean he's been the champ of being gay, homosexual AND holds the record for most fudge packed in a single day. But these titles have been his for a while now.

If you want YOUR fudge packed, wish him a happy 21st.

Love you Matt xoxo
#2499
General Chat / The Goldeneye Multi World Championship [all vids up!]
August 05, 2007, 07:40:00 PM
Shouldnt it be the Virginia Championship?
#2500
General Chat / OMG, IT CAN'T BE!!! A NEW SONG!
August 05, 2007, 10:29:00 AM
Thanks dude http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">
#2501
General Chat / The Goldeneye Multi World Championship [all vids up!]
August 05, 2007, 09:12:00 AM
Wtf is going on?
#2502
General Chat / OMG, IT CAN'T BE!!! A NEW SONG!
August 03, 2007, 06:50:00 AM
Yo, a new song!

www.myspace.com/neotenous

It's called Finally.
#2503
General Chat / MSN
August 01, 2007, 06:53:00 AM
#2504
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!
July 27, 2007, 11:57:00 PM
If I did that I would get 42.
#2505
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!
July 27, 2007, 06:22:00 AM
Im gonna play g5 sa next tuesday cause i have the day off work. I actually believe i can beat any time anyone else can get on g5 lol, so i'll have to prove it. I will def get 44 soon if not on tuesday, maybe 43.

Still a really good effort by illu though.
#2506
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!
July 24, 2007, 12:51:00 AM
Lol really nice job dude!

Looks like I'm gonna have to play it now http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">
#2507
General Chat / Think you're a genius?
July 21, 2007, 10:34:00 PM
Dude, you cant tell if he's being serious or not because you have no friends here and no one likes you.

However many people here suck my cock all the time.
#2508
GoldenEye 007 / Post Your Best Legit Fails Here^^^!
July 21, 2007, 10:29:00 PM
Just push her like you push Jon in escape.

I get fast natalyas every time.
#2509
General Chat / Think you're a genius?
July 21, 2007, 01:44:00 AM
I think its because we have mirror-imaged'd names.
#2510
General Chat / Think you're a genius?
July 20, 2007, 11:31:00 PM
I dont understand. http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">

I dont see why you would agree with me but try to pay me out at the same time.

I can only assume you're an idiot. But then again it wouldnt so much be an assumption as it would be a fact.
#2511
General Chat / Think you're a genius?
July 19, 2007, 08:33:00 PM
You're a fag, you try to mock me and then end up agreeing with me?

Faggymcfagsallovertheplacetryingtocatchotherfagssohecanputhisfagpenisinsidethemandcumallintheirassholesandotherfagrelatedactivitiessimilartoassrootingasslickingandanalfisting.
#2512
GoldenEye 007 / Post Your Best Legit Fails Here^^^!
July 19, 2007, 07:13:00 PM
I know your mum well.
#2513
General Chat / Think you're a genius?
July 19, 2007, 01:22:00 AM
OMG! I GOT IT IN 2 SECONDS WITHOUT EVEN SEEING THE SOLUTION. I'M SO SMART ANYONE WHO CAN'T DO IT IS STUPID. EVERYONE WHO CANT FIGURE THIS OUT IN UNDER 8 SECONDS MUST BE A RETARD. I EVEN TRIED FAILING AT IT BUT ACCIDENTLY SOLVED IT CAUSE ITS SO EASY, IT WAS A BIT SLOWER THOUGH TOOK A FULL 7 SECONDS.

</video game nerd trying to impress other video game nerds i.e. all above posts>
#2514
GoldenEye 007 / &quot;New&quot; guy here! (And :15 Archives theory)
July 19, 2007, 01:16:00 AM
Omg this is the best strat ever....

Of course... I did write a complete walkthrough on archives that mentions this about 5 years ago.

It's ok though, you'll get there.
#2515
GoldenEye 007 / Post Your Best Legit Fails Here^^^!
July 19, 2007, 01:14:00 AM
It says 'legit fails', not 'thought i probably would have possibly gotten this time if i didnt DIE'.
#2516
General Chat / Skateboarders around?
July 18, 2007, 03:36:00 PM
Golden rule of skating is.. Dont break your fall with your wrist, or you'll get owned.
#2517
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!
July 16, 2007, 02:43:00 AM
Lol i thought of that years ago just never did it for some reason. Though I remember trying to do it with matt and greg. In conclusion, i rule.
#2518
GoldenEye 007 / Post New WR Discussion Here!!
July 14, 2007, 11:24:00 PM
Wouter's post in a nutshell....

>>

"What's the point of living if someone else can achieve the same things that you can. What's the point of living if you're not worshipped by everyone and coinsidered the best at everything. I'm a fuckwit."

<<

Idiot.
#2519
The Elite Poll Archives / Elite Poll of the Week: Poll #9
July 12, 2007, 03:24:00 PM
I'm masturbating right now.
#2520
General Chat / OMG, IT CAN'T BE!!! A NEW SONG!
July 06, 2007, 10:54:00 PM
If you check out my myspace www.myspace.com/neotenous You can check out my latest work.

I completely redid The War, and now it is something amazing, so check it out!
#2521
General Chat / OMG, IT CAN'T BE!!! A NEW SONG!
June 28, 2007, 02:54:00 AM
Hey guys, got a new song called 'The War - Part 1". Its the first of a 2 part song.

Ive done a lot better than my other songs as im just getting better in general at doing things.
#2522
GoldenEye 007 / Post New WR Discussion Here!!
June 25, 2007, 03:26:00 PM
The general rule is, if Jim has it, its usually pretty easy to go faster.
#2523
GoldenEye 007 / The Goldeneye World Records Database
June 22, 2007, 06:02:00 AM
i meant a lot of my old wrs are there at all. Like...

train sa 1:48 which was untied when i got it from way back in 2000 and surface 1 agent 1:06 which was untied when i got it.

I also tied 1:10 and 1:11 on frigate sa when they were wr's. And also I had bunker 1 agent 18. Also facility agent 49 when it was a wr. And dam sa 1:20 when it was a wr.
#2524
GoldenEye 007 / The Goldeneye World Records Database
June 20, 2007, 01:59:00 AM
Yeah tons of my wr's are on there. http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">

Where are some saved pages?
#2525
General Chat / 2007 Summer Contest: Matchups and Results
June 13, 2007, 12:15:00 AM
Lovins takes this too seriously, I mean look at his title!
#2526
General Chat / Skateboarders around?
May 31, 2007, 08:34:00 PM
I'll post a vid of me doing a trick I know you wont be able to do.

Get into primo, primo flip to primo, big flip out.

-K..
#2527
General Chat / Skateboarders around?
May 31, 2007, 03:27:00 PM
Lol you didnt even get into primo properly, thats the most retarded thing ever.

I pwn you.
#2528
General Chat / GRAFFITI!
May 27, 2007, 12:32:00 AM
Pretty much the gayest thing ive ever seen.
#2529
GoldenEye 007 / Post new WR discussion here
May 25, 2007, 03:32:00 PM
I predict 1:13:59 by next week.
#2530
GoldenEye 007 / I'm not whoarding/Boss
May 24, 2007, 09:19:00 PM
If I was playing I could beat you goose.
#2531
General Chat / New Blood Rising: The 2007 Summer Contest
May 23, 2007, 05:49:00 AM
Adam, stop your fucking whinging you little fucking bitch.

BTW.........














Adam........














Suck my cock.
#2532
General Chat / OMG, IT CAN'T BE!!! A NEW SONG!
May 18, 2007, 04:56:00 AM
remember the address is www.myspace.com/neotenous
#2533
General Chat / OMG, IT CAN'T BE!!! A NEW SONG!
May 18, 2007, 03:54:00 AM
Hey guys I just uploaded a SWEET new song.
#2534
General Chat / OMG, IT CAN'T BE!!! A NEW SONG!
May 07, 2007, 06:42:00 AM
Thanks mallow, you're pretty awesome yourself.
#2535
General Chat / The Biggest Summer Ever [The Simpsons have arrived!]
May 06, 2007, 08:49:00 PM
QuoteQuote:
and i'm still surprised we convey black as evil.


I think you're forgetting the fact that spiderman was written and published......



......FORTY YEARS AGO.



Some people these days......
#2536
General Chat / The Biggest Summer Ever [The Simpsons have arrived!]
April 30, 2007, 10:05:00 PM
The simpsons has been the show I've watched the most. And I can always remember watching it throughout my entire life.

I will go and see it, if nothing else, to say thanks for the laughs.
#2537
General Chat / OMG, IT CAN'T BE!!! A NEW SONG!
April 29, 2007, 05:09:00 AM
Yeah thanks dude.

I use a program for the drum beats and they dont reflect how the drums will sound in the end. Cause im not a drummer http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">
#2538
General Chat / The pic is up, who's with me!? 420!
April 29, 2007, 03:42:00 AM
Yeah I find that usually people who have never done drugs, and think other people shouldnt do them are really, really boring are usually fuckwits.

The first step to being a @#%$ is thinking you know what is best for other people. Shut the fuck up?

Its fair enough to not use them, but to say that someone who does is less worthy a person than yourself just shows how worthless you are yourself.
#2539
General Chat / OMG, IT CAN'T BE!!! A NEW SONG!
April 29, 2007, 03:14:00 AM
Yeah now Ive put up the entire song 'The Hurricane'.

Its quite metal though so look out!
#2540
General Chat / OMG, IT CAN'T BE!!! A NEW SONG!
April 26, 2007, 06:49:00 AM
Hey dudes I just downloaded a sneak preview to my newest song. The song is called 'The Hurricane' and I've uploaded the solo to it, which is pretty cool!

If you wanna check out my skills give it a look!
#2541
General Chat / OMG, IT CAN'T BE!!! A NEW SONG!
April 19, 2007, 08:31:00 PM
Nah its not really the direction I want with that song. Trust me when I want double bass you'll know it.

I definitely want write things that a lot of people can enjoy, so I dont really want anything too heavy apart from the guitar parts.
#2542
General Chat / OMG, IT CAN'T BE!!! A NEW SONG!
April 19, 2007, 03:28:00 PM
It should be working now, I know that yesterday it wasnt cause myspace is gay.
#2543
General Chat / The 9/11 Conspiracy
April 19, 2007, 07:09:00 AM
Obviously if what he is saying was true, most terrorist would try and claim responsibility for it. I mean, it would make them appear greater than they were. The greatest terrorist attack in history, I would be suprised if 20 other terrorist agencies put up there hand and said they did it.
#2544
General Chat / The worst shooting in American History
April 19, 2007, 06:33:00 AM
Yeah I'm not sure if this is a good thing but Australia still holds the record for worst gun massacre http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/grin.gif ALT=" >D">
#2545
General Chat / OMG, IT CAN'T BE!!! A NEW SONG!
April 19, 2007, 06:32:00 AM
I just started a new song, and it seems to be a lot more mainstream friendly. I think this could be a really great song when I'm finished, which will hopefully be by the end of the weekend.

I will let you know when its up!
#2546
GoldenEye 007 / Post New WR Discussion Here!!
April 19, 2007, 03:05:00 AM
Woah, everyone look out! DAA has an opinion and he's not afraid to use it!
#2547
General Chat / The 9/11 Conspiracy
April 19, 2007, 02:58:00 AM
WIWF has obviously studied the O.J. Simpson trial very well.
#2548
Perfect Dark / Today I got...
April 18, 2007, 12:28:00 AM
Woah Matt slow down! If you get any more great times with NTSC I'm gonna have to play again to prevent you from overtaking me.
#2549
GoldenEye 007 / Skipping Dialogue In Archives.
April 18, 2007, 12:27:00 AM
stfu
#2550
GoldenEye 007 / Skipping Dialogue In Archives.
April 17, 2007, 04:54:00 PM
But he didnt do it twice in one sentence.
#2551
General Chat / OMG, IT CAN'T BE!!! A NEW SONG!
April 15, 2007, 10:29:00 PM
I added the intro to my new song, so check it out!
#2552
GoldenEye 007 / Skipping Dialogue In Archives.
April 15, 2007, 10:14:00 PM
The length of time that an interaction lasts has nothing to do with the txt you see on the screen. Its an internal timer. The time at which each of those different txts appear is based on internal timer, not on the length of time the previous txt was up for.
#2553
General Chat / OMG, IT CAN'T BE!!! A NEW SONG!
April 15, 2007, 09:47:00 PM
The speed and layout of the song is exactly what I want for it. It would just be a matter of fixing tones and adding more layers when I changed things.

I started work on another song, and I think I'll upload the intro to it.
#2554
General Chat / My music creations
April 15, 2007, 09:41:00 PM
Woah everyone look out, Darren has an opinion!
#2555
General Chat / OMG, IT CAN'T BE!!! A NEW SONG!
April 15, 2007, 09:39:00 PM
Thanks heaps guys.

If you download a torrent program you can get Fruity Loops. Its about 50 megs and make sure you get one with a patch that registers it.

The song atm is something to show people the direction the song is going and is far from finished. The solos are improvised, I have hopes for a much more melodic style of solos.
#2556
General Chat / OMG, IT CAN'T BE!!! A NEW SONG!
April 15, 2007, 01:06:00 PM
Btw, the song is actually called "Soon to be Released". So dont confuse that with actually being released or anything lol.
#2557
General Chat / OMG, IT CAN'T BE!!! A NEW SONG!
April 15, 2007, 12:43:00 PM
Thanks heaps for your critisism dude.

Yeah well all I had at the start of the day was the foundational riffs I hadnt put any thought into the lead parts or any other parts. So hopefully in the next week I will add things to the song etc. I will try placing a solo somewhere in the middle to keep interest http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Glad you liked it though.
#2558
General Chat / OMG, IT CAN'T BE!!! A NEW SONG!
April 15, 2007, 12:17:00 PM
So I illegally downloaded a music editing program and figured out how to record onto my computer straight from my guitar pedal and now what I have is a new interest. OMG. I mean its not really new, I always have liked making songs but its pretty useless having a cool riff if its not recorded anywhere.

So I spent today creating a song using layered guitar pieces and an electronic drum machine that came with the editing program I use. You can listen to the song I made at this site....

www.myspace.com/neotenous

I had a friend over tonight and while he was here I came up with a great idea. Im not too keen on being in a band, I want my songs to be my songs and I want a lot of input into the music I create. But at the same time I want a drummer, singer and bassist to help me to create awesome beats and melodies and lyrics. So I had the brilliant idea of using a different drummer, singer and bassist for every song that I make. Basically I would create a song which is based heavily around my guitar, and then I would ask a drummer etc to put their influence into it.

I create a specific sound when I write music, so I think that will resonate through each song I create. However the great thing is that with every new song there will be different vocal, drum and bass influences.

So anyways, listen to the song I posted on that myspace which will give you an idea of the style of music that I write. I guess I will just use this topic to update my stuff and post new music I make.

Once I get the attention of some musicians who want to be a part of my project I will make a much more professional recording of my songs, but initially they will be half assed jobs to just give people an idea of where the song is heading.

Thanks if you listen.
#2559
GoldenEye 007 / Hardest records?
April 14, 2007, 07:32:00 AM
If you dont think I'm already as nice and cute as I need to be, you can suck my hairy @#%$.

Love you.
#2560
GoldenEye 007 / Hardest records?
April 13, 2007, 11:20:00 PM
If you thought my post was actually trying to convince anyone of anything, you're a complete fucking retard.

I'm looking at you DAA, that was one of the most pathetic and useless posts I've ever seen.. even if it was harmless.

If you dont understand what I'm talking about than you're even more of a stain.
#2561
GoldenEye 007 / Hardest records?
April 13, 2007, 07:28:00 AM
You guys dont even know what you're trying to argue about ffs!

FACT: Everyone agrees that a good time on frigate basically comes down to the speed of the hostages.

FACT: Wouter sucks hairy balls.

FACT: I am the best ever.

No one here is contesting the skill:luck ratio of frigate. I'm fairly certain everyone has a clear idea of what is involved. So.. what is this arguement about you ask? Well.....

Point A: This arguement states that frigate should not be higher on the list because it doesnt require the same amount of skill as most of the other records.

Point B: This arguement states that frigate should be placed higher on the list because the luck needed to achieve the time is much higher than other levels.

Solution: Make 2 fucking lists. One for luck and one for skill, you stupid, whiney fucks.

Also, stop being such bitches.

For the sake of arguement though, the topic states 'Hardest' records. Dictionary.com defines the word hard as meaning.. "not soft; solid and firm to the touch; unyielding to pressure and impenetrable or almost impenetrable". So think about THAT next time you make a topic with such a rediculously subjective title.
#2562
GoldenEye 007 / Hardest records?
April 12, 2007, 09:37:00 PM
Not to take anything away from the fact that 23 is amazing, although i'm only willing to give wouter a head job for his persistance and not for the skill it takes to get it.

Its just a time thing really. I could buy50 million lottery tickets and win, but that doesnt make winning any more difficult. It all comes down to how much you're willing to invest.
#2563
GoldenEye 007 / Hardest records?
April 12, 2007, 03:32:00 PM
Its his opinion you unhappy fucks, get over it.

Besides, EVERYONE knows that 23 speed to get on frigate is fairly easy for almost all of the good players.

Winning the lottery is not difficult, nor is getting struck by lightning.

Thats what I think, if you have a problem with it go cry to your fat mother.

pwned
#2564
General Chat / In the land of the blind...
April 08, 2007, 08:52:00 PM
That is why you fail.
#2565
GoldenEye 007 / Final Times.
April 07, 2007, 03:57:00 AM
wtf
#2566
General Chat / sad news from me
March 26, 2007, 02:43:00 AM
I may be way off here but I'm pretty sure the patient takes responsibility for any risks involved.
#2567
FFA / Capture the Fag
March 19, 2007, 07:16:00 AM
I have a video of Matt Cook doing Ryan Dwyer in 53 seconds but I'm not sure who would be the best person to send it to. Preferably I'd like to send it to someone in Australia but if no one is willing I may be able to send it to someone in America.

Thanks.
#2568
General Chat / The 9/11 Conspiracy
March 15, 2007, 03:31:00 PM
.
#2569
General Chat / The 9/11 Conspiracy
March 14, 2007, 04:58:00 PM
QuoteQuote:
I'm no expert but neither are none of you, and and people who say it's a conspiracy I "think" are just trying to prove something else.... instead... Maybe you are all bush haters? i dunno who knows.


This proves you that you have an inbuilt complex that is affecting your decoding process. If thats your frame of reference for everyone argueing against you in this topic it will greatly affect how you interpret the information presented.

Like I had already shown, all of the formulas regarding the collapse are mathematically sound but the variables are all completely wrong. The building cannot have fallen through itself like that, regardless of why it initially fell.

I do not care about Bush or who is running your country. I wouldnt give 2 squirts of piss about whatever president you have or what policies your government enforces. If you mention Bush or politics again I will slap you.
#2570
General Chat / The 9/11 Conspiracy
March 14, 2007, 08:21:00 AM
One more thing about the "Too hard to keep people quiet" arguement. There are thousands upon thousands of people screaming out to the world about their thoughts on the collapse. Most of them argueing the point that the towers were demolished.

It is obviously clear that the opinion of a pawn is disregarded completely. Even thousands upon thousands of people are being disregard. Its not a matter of people remaining quiet, its a matter of the media not allowing it to be broadcast or printed.

Only a very select few of people would actually have the responsibility to change the majority of Americans' opinion.

*Please also note that when shown the evidence, people without an American flag lodged up their ass tend to agree that the towers didnt collapse naturally*
#2571
General Chat / The 9/11 Conspiracy
March 14, 2007, 07:47:00 AM
Good to see you found a blog too.. awesome find there. Maybe I'll go write one, link to it, and use it as evidence to support my case. I love the way he said that there were 61 people who agreed to fake their death (the people who were onboard the flight that hit the pentagon). Oh yeah, and Im sure the other 3000 people in the towers agreed to 'fake their death' as well.

The official theory of how the towers collapsed has been debunked. You cannot argue the point by saying that it couldnt have been 'insert theory here'.

Like I previously have said, which so completely dismantles the collapse theory is that you cannot view the top section as one complete mass, and the bottom section as 90 singular masses. They are both either complete masses or completely comprised of singular masses.

The transfer of momentum theory is incorrect because that assumes that there is a single large mass falling onto individual, much smaller masses. It has been completely debunked.

I looked more into that site that had the longer collapse times and it was using itself the entire time as a reference. It actually states the fact that almost every other site, video, report states 10 seconds.
#2572
General Chat / The 9/11 Conspiracy
March 14, 2007, 07:18:00 AM
So you're saying that the official report from the US Government is incorrect...

Riiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhhttt......

If this is true, you must also discredit everything else that is said in the report.

What's it going to be?

Besides, every video made about the attack says it fell in 10 seconds. Plus all of the official reports have stated 10 seconds. Plus everything else like the equipment used to measure earthquakes show 10 second collapses etc And you've found a said that merely says "Yeah it doesnt look like 10 seconds it looks more like 13.23 seconds"

But anyways, if you discredit one thing from a report you must also discredit everything.
#2573
General Chat / The 9/11 Conspiracy
March 14, 2007, 05:46:00 AM
Did I not tell you to do your research? Given the fact that its a widely accepted fact that the buildings fell in 10 seconds, your credibility will be completely severed after this post.

Here is the OFFICIAL report from the governments 911 commission.

www.9-11commission.gov/re...rt_Ch9.htm

In case you are too lazy/illiterate (I assume both given your last post) to read it, here is a quote from it...

"At 9:58:59, the South Tower collapsed in ten seconds.."

Now that we know you arent aware of even the most basic facts you should also probably stay out of the arguement.

Here is another site you should look at...

911blimp.net/prf_FreeFallPhysics.shtml

#2574
General Chat / The 9/11 Conspiracy
March 14, 2007, 04:31:00 AM
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So... the top half of the building wasn't destroyed as it fell, but the bottom half was... and from this you conclude that the World Trade Center was blown up by the American government, on purpose?


Samsim, you may be a maths genious, but this setence makes you look like a complete retard. I never once mentioned the US government, or that the buildings fell on purpose. Im saying the current theory that the buildings were destroyed in 10 seconds due the top 20 floors falling downwards is impossible.

Please learn how to read the names next to posts next time. If thats too hard to do then its probably best you just dont post in general.
#2575
General Chat / The 9/11 Conspiracy
March 13, 2007, 06:14:00 AM
Lol do your research, they were 10 second collapses.
#2576
General Chat / The 9/11 Conspiracy
March 13, 2007, 04:32:00 AM
The top would have certainly had to have remained intact for the entire building to fall in 10 seconds. There would have had to have been a single mass (starting from the top) that pushed downwards at freefall speed.

The theory most people have stuck in their brains is that the weight of the falling section hits the top floor of the bottom section, it cant hold the weight, crumbles, and then the top section proceeds to the 2nd to top floor. But what you have to understand is that the bottom floor of the top section will also crumble.

When the 2 sections make contact only the mass of the bottom story of the top section will matter upon the very first impact. However, you could argue that the entire weight of the top section comes into account because of the structure. But then you would have to argue that the bottom section is also one single mass because of the structure.

If you drop a ball off the top of the tower it will take 9 seconds to hit the ground. The speed will be increasing the entire way down due to gravity. If you hold a ball half way up the building, and wait till the ball thrown from the top of the building reaches half way, then release the ball, the ball that was thrown from the ground will hit first. It will take time for the stationary ball to accelerate. So given the fact that the entire building fell in 10 seconds, the top mass would have had to have remained intact and completely pulverised the building on the way down. Which we know is impossible.

This needs explanation.*

*Well I believe one explanation to be explosives.
#2577
General Chat / The 9/11 Conspiracy
March 13, 2007, 01:33:00 AM
LOL everyone just completely ignored my post. Answer me!!!!!! Try to argue it please.
#2578
General Chat / The 9/11 Conspiracy
March 12, 2007, 03:39:00 PM
I think you mean short and pointless.
#2579
General Chat / The 9/11 Conspiracy
March 12, 2007, 08:27:00 AM
Someone please answer me THIS question because Im not sure if I have the right idea about this.

But... for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. The top section of the building is made of the same materials as the bottom section of the building. Both section have almost idential mass per square meter. Even though when the top section falls it will have more kinetic energy than the bottom section, the exact same force will be applied to the top section as would the bottom section. Therefore, if the top section of the building had enough force to destroy the structure below, than it would also have destroyed the structure above.

As the density of each section of the building were identical, there would have been a stalemate of energy. And given that the OVERALL mass of the bottom section of building was far greater than the overall mass of the top section (they are 2 seperate masses at this point), and also that the density of both sections were almost identical. There is no way that the building could have completely toppled unless it was a pancake effect, which is WASNT.

Once again.. If the section of building above the impact point of the plane was 30 stories, and the section of building below the impact point of the plane was 80 stories... If the top 30 stories fell with enough force to completely shatter x number of floors of the section below, that would mean that x number of floors would then be shattered in the top section. Remembering that the density of both sections are, for sake of arguement, identical.

Please explain this, as I'm pretty sure people have been seeing things like this... The top 30 floors are one collective mass, and each floor of the building below are single masses.

As I said I may be way off, but then again, maybe I'm dead right.
#2580
General Chat / The 9/11 Conspiracy
March 11, 2007, 08:56:00 PM
The theory of air pessure....

I dont understand how if the collapse wasnt pancake that it could continously compress air in the lower levels. If the outer supports were constantly buckling it would air allow out through the sides of the crumbling area wouldnt it?

I also dont see why a massive jet of smoke would shot out of an ordinary office building. Some of the jets were coming out around 20-30 floors below the falling section so there wouldnt be smoke there.

Also there werent any experiments or tests to back up this theory. It seems like a really, really, really poor explanation that can be incredibly easily debunked.
#2581
General Chat / The 9/11 Conspiracy
March 11, 2007, 03:27:00 AM
Thanks for that post Jon thats a lot better than 95% of the previous ones.

I think its funny how the tree metaphor that I came up with was the same as the one in the document lol http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  

The NIST's report is argued comprehensively in this video....

video.google.com/videopla...34732032&q
#2582
General Chat / The 9/11 Conspiracy
March 10, 2007, 11:24:00 PM
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But it can burn hot enough to soften and hence weaken the metal. This has happened many times before in other fires.


If this is what happened, then why was the other 70 floors BELOW the fire weakened. Lets for a second completely ignore the fact that there were still people alive inside the impact zone of the planes, suggesting that it was not very hot around that area at all. And lets ignore the fact that there was a lot of deep black smoke suggesting that the fires were lacking sufficent fuel to burn properly. If the steel core was weakened it would have only been weakened at the area of impact. The ENTIRE steel core below the impact zone should have been completely stable. When the upper piece of the building crumbled, it should have met resistance by a structurally sound core and then toppled to the side (a direction where there is no resistance). For instance, when you cut down a tree does the top segment of the tree smash down and completely disintergrate the stump of the tree? Or does it fall where there is no resistance which is to the side.

Jimbo's vid did nothing to debunk any conspirator theory. It fists a possible scenario into an event using about 3 of the known facts that could be cause by MANY different things. If you're suggesting that an AMERICAN AIRLINES COMMERCIAL PASSENGER JET, and NOTHING but an American Airlines passenger jet few into the pentage because light poles were knocked out of the ground, you are suggesting that in any other plane crash where light poles were knocked out it must have been an american airlines passenger jet. Using the light poles as evidence is useless as the poles could have been knocked over by any type of plane (spy plane, light aircraft). Besides, does anyone know the wing of a commercial jet is made of? It WOBBLES when you fly. Yet there are no pieces of wing outside of the pentagon (assuming the when the wings struck the light poles pieces would have ripped/broken off). Exchibit A shows that something knocked over the lights, but did not get any evidence as to why that this reflects the flight path of a commercial airline.

The surveilence footage that the video contains completely bypasses the point of impact. I know the reason for this is because only 5 frames of the impact were released. And the video never shows a plane, and suggests that the smoke billowing from the plane means that it was an AMERICAN AIRLINES COMMERCIAL PASSENGER JET. But if this was the case, in any plane crash that involves smoke would have to involve an American Airlines commercial passenger jet.The smoke could have been caused by a light commercial plane or small spy plane fitted with a missile. It does not show the actual plane and therefore is pointless. The suggesting of smoke = american airlines passenger jet is unintelligent. Also, it claims that one of the light pole impacts caused the engine to start billowing smoke. However, the plane is supposedly travelling at over 500 miles per hour. As the plane was declining into the building the period of the time between hitting the light poles and crashing the pentagon would be incredibly slight. There would not be sufficient time for a noticable amount of smoke to billow from the engin before it hit the pentagon. That computer video had the plane really slow to its easy to forget the fact that its travelling so fast and would not create a sufficient smoke trail.

Exhibit C undamaged spools. This is supposed to be evidence to suggest that an AMERICAN AIRLINES COMMERCIAL PASSENGER JET smashed into the building? Once again its circumstancial, and even then, the circumstances dont even point to the correct arguement!

Exhibit D structual damage. Once again this fact does not point towards an American Airlines commericial passenger jet. Everyone is aware that something hit the pentagon, so whatever did would have caused this damage. However this does not show any evidence to suggest any specific means of destruction.

Exhibit E airplane debris. This is completely covered in loose change. The debris is completely inconsistent with an American Airlines commericial passenger jet. The engines have gone completely missing and the other identifiable parts of the plane are missing. The debris scattered around are able to be picked up by hand. This only suggests a much smaller plane. In fact mentioning the debris in this video actually hurts the arguement rather than justifies it. Also, as there is no clear footage of the crash site before the crash we cannot prove that the pieces of debris came from the plane and were not already placed there moments before the crash. No one has clearly stated that the lawn was free of small shell debris before the crash.

The main reason that it would be hard for someone to come forward and claim something publicly is because before something is made publicly it needs a means to do so. You cant just go on tv that easily and broadcast something to the entire country as its controlled by higher powers. If this is a conspiracy (which I believe) the pawns used Im sure would have been led to the believe other stories and reasons for things happened.





#2583
General Chat / The 9/11 Conspiracy
March 10, 2007, 02:30:00 PM
Lol people here have no idea how to argue points! I dont really have a good framework of how i will set out my arguement so ill just write things as I think it.

The people suggesting that this is a conspiracy are being complete RETARDS in this arguement. What are you trying to prove here? Are you trying to prove that the US government destroyed the buildings for whatever reason, or are you trying to argue that the building were just destroyed in general by whoever for whatever reason. Dont try to argue 2 different points at once because you will look like a stupid dick.

I personally believe that the towers were demolished by explosives. However, I do not know the who's or the why's. I only know all of the evidence that suggests just that one fact. So this is the fact that Im going to argue for, and nothing else. So if anyone rebuts me with a stupid question like "Yeah but why would the government do that", I will call you stupid a lot and.. thats probably about it.

The people who believe the media etc, have not argued a single point against the actual PURPOSE of the videos. You are completely ignoring the actual core arguement and skipping straight to the who and why questions. And on top of that, the other side is being so fucking retarded that they forget what they are argueing about and are trying to answer the completely off topic and stupid questions!

Simple phsyics can be applied to the twin towers, even if there are no records of a similar sized buildings falling. If you needed a past reference for calculating physics we would still be using our fucking hands to rip apart wild animals. Isnt the whole purpose of physics to predict to the outcomes of events using formulas so you dont have to trial and error everything? I think the most important factor in the collapse of the towers is that one of them fell faster than simple gravity would allow it to. If the building simply pancaked it would take much longer because of resistance etc blah blah etc

You know what though, anyone who hasnt even seen that video should not even be argueing in this topic. Im talking about the first video posted by spiderwaffle btw. Our entire case is presented beautifully in that video.

In quick summary...

*Towers fell too fast and precisely
*You can see explosions coming out of the building way below where the actual pankcake effect would be felt.
*Fuel cannot burn hot enough to the melt the steel core

etc...

Also...

*Half of the initially claimed hijackers were found to be still alive and living in the middle east
*There was a small explosion a split second before each of the planes hit the building (also in some footage you can see something being projected from the plane).
*The planes in the footage arent congruent with the planes that left the airport

About the pentagon video that tyler showed....

Why is it the the footage of the plane hitting the pentagon is missing, while directly after the plane hitting the footage goes back to normal. The wreckage of the plane was not congruent with the size of the plane that supposedly hit the pentagon. About the eyewitnesses, one theory is that is what an unmanned spy plane but not an actual commercial liner. One of these went missing from the army apparently. I cant really supposed this though. However the accuracy of which the plane hit the pentagon what UNBELIEVABLE. It declined perfectly into it without even touching the ground before hand. Thats like landing a paper plane on a 5 cent piece. But once again thats circumstancial. Here is food for though though. The pentagon is supposed to be one of the most secure and surveiled places on earth. There are cameras every 10 meters or so. But no footage of the plane striking it?

Anyway ill argue later. Please dont be stupid and address the point at hand. Like I said i dont claim to know WHY or WHO, I only know that a 110 story building does not fall in 8 seconds FREE FALL let alone the fact that it has most of the stories to get through.
#2584
General Chat / PWNED
March 10, 2007, 01:47:00 PM
Good for you illu, good for you.
#2585
General Chat / PWNED
March 10, 2007, 10:50:00 AM
I didnt make any assumptions about your life whatsoever. Saying you should play sports does not suggest that i think you dont, im simply relating that particular action to this context.

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I guess my problem here is thinking that if I find a girl is attractive, she has earned the priviledge of me being nice to her, just because she's nice to look at or whatever. This is wrong from what you're saying?


This is spot on dude.

Hey actually do you have msn or aim?
#2586
General Chat / PWNED
March 10, 2007, 01:54:00 AM
When something you hear is unfavourable, it simply means that it is an inner truth that you were unable to bring yourself to believe.

I mean its HILARIOUS when you think about it. You yourself said what the successful guys do when they are around girls. They screw around with them. Play jokes all the time. Act in a way that you think is disrespectful (even though it really isnt). But then you do the OPPOSITE and wonder why you have trouble? This is the same truth that happens with so many guys who think they are 'nice'. They arent 'nice' they are simply weak. Too weak to stand up for themselves and say NO, I do not accept this, I want something better.
#2587
General Chat / PWNED
March 10, 2007, 01:34:00 AM
Ryan...

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Would my desicion not to start a relationship with her been because males are not attracted to thoes qualities (going back to instincts) and are just concerned about which women will supply sex for them so they can reproduce?


No, attraction has nothing to do with whether or not she will put out for you. Every girl puts out, but only with a male that she is attracted to and has built up enough comfort with. I have had sex with girls that I am not very attracted to. Having sex with someone does not mean that you are attracted to them, especially with males. Attraction only raises the chances of mating with someone.

While attraction does often lead to sex, they are two different things and must be dealt with seperately. Especially when you are dealing with a problem that involved a lack of sex. The problem always is a result of a lack of character, but it usually relates moreso to a specific area of character. For example, you may be very successful and can spark attraction in females, however you also lack self esteem which prevents you from eloping. Or the opposite, you cannot spark attraction but you have enough confidence to approach women and try to make things happen.

The recipe for creating attraction in men is something like 80% physical appearance and health, and 20% personality compatability. For women is kind of flipped over with 20% being physical appearance and health and 80% personality (character). You should also be aware of the fact that everything in your life is a direct result of your character. This means that the character is the cause, and everything else in life is an effect. Therefore status, success, wealth etc is a sign of character. So they are both directly related and will create attraction
(character is portrayed through body language and direct communication, however a females attraction trigger can be switched on by signs of character too). However you should also note that while signs of character will create attraction, if the body language and direct communication conflicts with the signs of character, it will kill attraction.

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I believe in that statement, and I believe I exhibit these qualities for the most part. So I guess my question would be why I don't have girls attracted to me sexually.

Girls are attracted to me as a friend, a leader, a nice guy to talk to, and things like that. I can only assume this is because I exhibit those aforementioned qualities. Girls however are not attracted to me sexually.


I might go into this deeply because you seem to have a false vision of yourself (evidently because you lack success with women).

First and foremost, these qualities create sexual attraction in women. Just like when you see a hot girl walk into the room and feel a powerful attraction for her, she will feel the same thing towards a man if he has high character.

I should have probably added to the list honest and responsible. First ill mention why you arent being responsible in this area. Do you think culture can prevent you from finding a good looking girl attractive? It is an automatic response, not a choice, and it is instinctive. It is prewired in your brain what you do and do not find attractive. It is already imprinted inside you when you are born, it is not the result of social programming. If you have an issue with creating sexual attraction, it is no ones responsibility but yours. It is not responsible to blame culture, or the girl, it is 100% your problem. Luckily, that is AWESOME, because you can GROW. If you have the right beliefs you can grow into a man that many, many women will find attractive. But the very first step is understanding that IT IS IN YOUR HANDS AND YOUR HANDS ONLY.

Now on to honesty.. If you are attracted to a female you should tell them. If you are hoping that something will happen between you and a female, and you are not telling them, you are being dishonest. If the fact that girls only like you as a friend is a problem... be honest about it to them and most importantly yourself. And dont you dare say that you like being friends with them, because its obviously a problem if you mentioned it! Friends are friends, it's nothing sexual, so dont be friends with girls you find attractive if their actually friendship does not outweigh the prospect of having sex with them. If you actually enjoyed their company this wouldnt be an issue. Ive done this before myself, been 'friends' with a hot girl and could only think about @#%$ her. That is not a TRUE FRIEND, it is dishonest to them and yourself.

Nothing I said about being a man will make a girl want to be your friend. Girls have lots of girl friends.. are they men? They certainly arent, if a girl comes to you with their problems it's because you show a lot of femanine qualities. I dont want to tell girls i am attracted to my sob stories. I want to tell me mummy sob stories! I want to FUCK girls that im attracted to!

Loyalty, respect, power etc has little to do with how comfortable a girl will feel around you. In fact, these things make a girl feel uncomfortable because she will be so attracted to you! The fact that girls like to talk to you has absolutely nothing to do with any of the qualities of being a man.

Nurturing, nice, polite etc are the qualities that makes someone easy to talk to. NONE of these create attraction in females. Its ok to be nice, but the problem with 'nice' guys is that they are nice to someone when that person didnt EARN that type of treatment. You have to be aware of what people deserve and what people dont deserve. You will find that 95% of all nice guys secretly resent the fact that they are so nice but still dont get laid. And they dislike the fact that they are nice but still get pushed around. Its because they have no idea of how things really work.

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They aren't respectful. In a case where I would hold a door open for a girl, this kind of guys would be liable to close the door on the girl and call her a bitch (jokingly sure, but still.)


Its funny because this is EXACTLY the type of thing that you should be doing. This is not disrespectful at all, and you obviously seem to have the concept of respect and honesty all wrong. There is something that goes on beneath every interaction you have with someone. You are subconciously figuring out what that persons character is like and what their relation is to you. Sure the guy is shuting the door on the girl.. but what is REALLY going on is.... "I want to make you laugh and feel good so im going to be stupid and have fun with you". When you start to learn what REAL respect is, you start to realise that its all about realising that the other person just wants to have fun. She doesnt want a human sized walking pile of boredem opening doors for her, she wants to have fun and feel good and laugh! And she also wants to feel like the male is powerful and has high status, so when he shuts the door on her he is also saying "I dont need your approval because i already have enough approval to make me happy". He is saying that, but also with a hint of fun to make the girl feel happy. So now the girl is feeling this "This guy has great status and he makes me feel good!". Which is the cream of the crop as far as attraction building techniques go. And you'll find all of the sexual males doing things like that.

About the loyalty, I was refering to loyalty towards friends. But at the same time you have a realise that attraction, and manhood are both spectrums. They arent a value of 0 and 1. So the further you go up the character spectrum, the further up a female is likely to go on the attraction spectrum. you'll find the jocks actually have a few of the attraction qualities of being a man (confidence is a big one) but they also REALLY lack femanine qualities which should balance out the masculine qualities. however 'nice' guys, the ones who dont get laid, require a lot of female nurturing qualities, and very little of the male qualities.

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If that is true, then what are the qualities which would make a good "boyfriend"? By that I'm talking highschool terms (I'm only 17 keep in mind,) a guy who would just go out with a girl on dates and go back to their house to screw. I am just a 17 year old guy, and eventhough I do believe I am more mature than others and I show those man qualities, I still would like a hot girlfriend I could get some head from now and then.


Having the thought that you are more mature the someone else is ok. I mean, its not really your fault you feel that way. But making a decision to believe it, and to actually SAY it so that it is an external statement is a really big sign that you arent mature at all. Everyone in this world is different and they are on their own journeys towards fulfillment. A lot of people have no idea where they are going btw, and as a result wont get to be where they want to be.

The true art of being able to attract females has very little to do with the actual females. It has more to do with your own success and your own view of yourself. You will find that the happier you are with yourself, the less you will need a girl in yourself. And that the less you need a girl in your life, the more girls will want to be in your life! Its an interesting paradox but it definitely exists. If you want to find out how to attract females, i suggest doing things that have absolutely nothing to do with females. Start hobbies that get you real life experience. Play sports. Do things that you are afraid of. Work out and get a body that you are really happy with, not for the sake of the girls but yourself. Find a goal that you would be happy with and go for it. Find goals that dont relate to sex, and go for the them. Find things that you enjoy that dont involve sex and do them. Hang out with more friends. You dont attract girls by being sexy, you attract girls by being happy and living an interesting life.

You MUST do these things, because they will allow you to grow into someone who attracts females. THEN you can start thinkin about girls. But the funny thing is, when you become that person, you wont even care anymore.

There is WAY, WAY more to it but hopefully this has enlightened some areas for you. Please ask questions if you have them.



#2588
General Chat / PWNED
March 09, 2007, 04:26:00 PM
Illu if you really want help i suggest you download "Deep Inner Game" which is a seminar by David Deangelo and Dr Paul. You will probably need bit torrent to get it and its about 14 hours long.
#2589
General Chat / PWNED
March 09, 2007, 08:48:00 AM
In response to homeonice...

Think 50 thousand years ago, the male with the most friends (alpha-male) was the best to align with because they offered the most protection. Status is one of the most powerful triggers of attraction in females. Famous people have MEGA status which is why they create so much attraction in females.

There is also the preselection switch. The best example is the grouse. A zoo wanted to mate a male grouse with a group of females. There was little interest from the females (with only one male there is no evidence of status, power etc) so they place a stuffed female grouse next to the male grouse so that it appeared as though they were aligned. A fast track way of finding out if a male is mate worthy is to see if any other females are mating with it. So when the other females saw that another female had showed interest in the male it flicked their preselection switch and created attraction in them. Therefore they all started to mate with it.

If you want to know the whole story there are lots of levels you have to look at. You can go very deeply into socialogy and psychology but i until this discussion gets to that point there is no real point in going into it. Besides for most people its not essential to know why things are the way they are, they just need to know the way things are.

To tyler....

Our society is a complicated production of our own inner psychological complexes. It was not created through discussion or thought. If you arent aware of how people think you will not be aware of why society is the way it is. To the untrained eye society is something that you are born into and simply must adapt to it. Learning about socialogy will not get an individual to where it wants to be. It is through self improvement and self enlightment that one understands that once you build your own character society will embrace you and allow you to go place you want to go and do things that you want to do.

I will talk about this tomorrow when i get more time.
#2590
General Chat / PWNED
March 09, 2007, 01:11:00 AM
I cant post much at the moment cause Im at uni, but...

First Ill say that my comment about me doing psychology at uni was more of a joke rather than evidence to suggest that I know a lot about psychology. I dont know too much about psychology in general, but when it comes to male - female dynamics and what creates attraction i know a lot. simply because i wanted that part of my life handled because imo it was in a terrible state. So I looked all over the net for information about it, ive read a couple of books, and watched around 30 hours of video about it.

The first thing you have to ask is WHY is attraction there. If reproduction was the only reason for attraction, then it wouldnt matter who we were screwing as long as we were .. screwing. So it's there for particular reasons to ensure that you mate with a particular person or not mate with a particular person. Humans as we know them today have existed for around 150 thousand years I think, or maybe it was 50 thousand. I think thats the last time the brain altered itself in a major way. So this means that all of our instincts, emotional triggers, attraction mechanisms, etc, etc are 50 thousand years old. And this also means that the reasons for them being there can only be found if you look that far into the past.

There is a lot of depth to this but Ill just put it in an increadibly simple way. What are females attracted to? Females are attracted to men. Now this may or may not make sense to you at first, but when you start to think about what a man is, you'll start to realise that just because someone is male does not mean that they are a man.

Think of the qualities of a man... Mentally strong, strong beliefs, just, loyal, independant, respectful, powerful. These are the answers people usually give when asked what makes a true man. Everyone has a pretty good idea as well. however when you look at society, how many real men do you see?

The traits of a man werent created in the minds of philosophers, they are genetically imprinted inside every one of our brains so that we have something that we want to aspire to be. Which will, if we follow our instincts, make us the man that will attract females.

How this relates to 50 thousand years ago is... (in a really, really small nutshell)...

Survival was the most important thing in our daily life. We needed protection, food, shelter, friends. These were the most important things. Men were the hunters, they provided food and protection. The more friends a male had, the more protection he could provide to any female he was mating with. The leaders of a tribe were always the best bet to align with because they had control over the entire tribe and therefore the most access to rescourses and protection. This also meant protection for any offspring. Seeing as survival was the most important thing, females needed to mate with the males that would give them the best chances of survival. so therefore slowly over time attraction favoured those males who best met the needs at the time.

Males did not need females for much else other than sex. Therefore their attraction favoured physical traits (self fitness etc). dont ask me about why some appearances are more attractive because i dont know.

I know heaps, and heaps about this stuff so if you have questions please ask.

And also please distance my success from my knowledge, because they are two different things and i would never claim one to be evidence for the other. Knowledge is the first step on the journey towards success and can be attained very quickly. The journey to success can only be fueled by experience which takes much, much longer.
#2591
General Chat / PWNED
March 08, 2007, 04:18:00 PM
I disagree with almost everything you just said Tyler.
#2592
General Chat / PWNED
March 08, 2007, 08:09:00 AM
Girls are just as horny as guys, but that doesnt mean they are going to @#%$ a retard.

A female's attraction mechanism works very, very differently to a males. Looks create a massive attraction within us for a girl, even if we have no idea if her personality is compatible with ours. However, attraction within females is caused mostly by having a strong character. If your character shines through pretty heavily in your dancing its very easy to make a girl feel attraction for you through that. But if not you're gonna have to actually have a strong character and show that through talking etc.

Most girls see a whole bunch of blank slates when they are out on the dance floor, and when there is no actual attraction towards any particular guys its not so difficult for a girl to go out and have a good time without picking up. However, for us guys its difficult because the very sight of a good looking girl creates massive energy within us that is hard to forget about... unless of course you are already at that stage in your life where you have this area handled.

I still havent got it HANDLED but i have a much better understanding of how things work than what i did 5 years ago when I was the best player at the elite!!11!! PWNED!!! I couldnt even pick up 53 dam let alone something with a vagina.

#2593
General Chat / PWNED
March 08, 2007, 04:44:00 AM
Telling yourself to be more confident will never, ever, EVER make you more confident. There is a massive process that has to go on if you want to increase your confidence.

But what would I know, Im only studying psychology at uni.
#2594
General Chat / The 9/11 Conspiracy
March 08, 2007, 04:41:00 AM
People can believe what they want. I believe the towers were blown up, not toppled by planes.

And I generally believe the information that is given to me by the conspiracy videos.

#2595
General Chat / PWNED
March 06, 2007, 03:06:00 AM
Yeah you should have for sure. Although i hear its a lot different in america. Apparently you can dance very sexy with a girl and that means nothing.

Well over hear if you are dancing sexy with an absolutely random girl it usually means she is attracted to you for whatever reason. however it can still be difficult to go for the kiss. But from a lot of experience myself there are a lot of ways to work your way into it, and even make them kiss you first.

Best way to do it which is really low risk because even if they arent attracted to you that much this will give them a biological reponse which will raise their interest in you. When you are grinding from behind softly kiss/bite the back of their neck. Id say if they like you there is about 9/10 chance they will turn around and want to kiss you. Ive done this and girls have a high chance of turning around and just trying to kiss you. Obviously there are good and bad techniques but usually you should be able to have a natural feel about what is good and what isnt.

anyway.. do that, i find it really low risk cause its from behind and she will be much more comfortable with it too.
#2596
General Chat / PWNED
March 01, 2007, 09:31:00 PM
ill put more up when they come about, i want to get one of my in a club bustin out
#2597
General Chat / PWNED
March 01, 2007, 03:15:00 AM
did anyone catch the awesome hat move i did right at the start?
#2598
General Chat / What's your middle name??
March 01, 2007, 01:51:00 AM
Kaitlyn
#2599
General Chat / PWNED
March 01, 2007, 01:29:00 AM
I was wearing my housemate's girlfriends overall phat pants. Booyah.

Btw, lol its not what we or I wear its supposed to be stupid and I was makin fun of the whole scene when i did it. Its not actually how i dance.. or IS IT...!?!?!
#2600
General Chat / PWNED
February 28, 2007, 04:22:00 PM
Thats not a knife, THIS is a knife.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaJf9mSAHn4
#2601
GoldenEye 007 / Meeting between two rivals!
February 15, 2007, 07:07:00 AM
judging by the way YOU act i bet your mum is real hot. anD id like come around and shed be like omg im so hot omg suck me right in my tit and lick out my stomach and etc and stuff like that. And youd all be like in my face and stuff bein all up in my grills and id be like hey man check my grills just like dem girls like the grill all up in my grills yo!

btw, suck my wang
#2602
GoldenEye 007 / Hot new rule!
February 08, 2007, 07:50:00 AM
If you post in the wr discussion topic the punishment is that you must give jimbo a rimjob.
#2603
General Chat / Happy Birthday Karl
February 08, 2007, 07:49:00 AM
I was masturbating before i found the elite. Then i started masturbating way more after i saw a picture of derek clark.

Then i start masturbating way more after I got my first wr.
#2604
General Chat / Happy Birthday Karl
February 07, 2007, 10:20:00 AM
thanks dude
#2605
General Chat / Sell me a 64 and PD (NTSC)
January 26, 2007, 02:08:00 AM
No one cares about YOU. Sif you would fucking just spell my name backwards and use that as your name. What a fuckwit.
#2606
General Chat / Sell me a 64 and PD (NTSC)
January 24, 2007, 09:16:00 PM
"George Bush has just released his new strategy to battle global warming. He is sending 20 Thousand troops to the sun."

Funny.

p.s usa can suck my balls.
#2607
GoldenEye 007 / CONGRATS IGLOO!
January 21, 2007, 10:56:00 AM
OMg you just toTally took out number 1 dude!

congratzulation!

Everyone should suck his cock
#2608
General Chat / Sell me a 64 and PD (NTSC)
January 21, 2007, 09:42:00 AM
Ryan, I'll sell you my cock for $500.
#2609
GoldenEye 007 / * GE PROOF CALL * - ATTN: Bosshardt, Hovis
January 21, 2007, 09:39:00 AM
Sometimes when Wouter notices a technicality its funny and intelligent. But most times, and especially the last few times in this topic, his posts have been about as funny as me taking a shit.
#2610
GoldenEye 007 / Post New WR Discussion Here!
January 21, 2007, 01:47:00 AM
homeonice do you have msn or aim?
#2611
GoldenEye 007 / Post New WR Discussion Here!
January 18, 2007, 08:02:00 AM
About as laggy as your attempt at maian pa.

PWNED!! OMG!!! YES!!
#2612
Perfect Dark / pal vs ntsc
January 17, 2007, 08:19:00 AM
Phil who?

Last time i check Phils last name was hughes, and he was like, 10th in pd or something lame like that. I remember him lieing a lot. AND THEN LIEING ABOUT NOT LIEING LIKE THE LIER HE IS!!! WHY WOULD YOU LIE PHIL WHY!! WWE USE D TO BE FREIDNS!!!! WHYYYY!!!!!

dear god ive gone ahead and soiled phils pants. DAMNIT PHIL FRIENDEDS!!
#2613
GoldenEye 007 / Post New WR Discussion Here!
January 17, 2007, 08:17:00 AM
Yeah thats about as bad as Matts attempt on maian pa.

PWNED!! OMG!!! YES!!
#2614
Perfect Dark / pal vs ntsc
January 16, 2007, 04:19:00 PM
Phil doesnt mean much to the Elite unfortunately http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/ohwell.gif ALT=":">
#2615
Perfect Dark / pal vs ntsc
January 14, 2007, 05:50:00 PM
I thought is was just general knowledge that I was the best player ever.

i guess you learn something every day.
#2616
GoldenEye 007 / The Sylvester-Tip 2007
January 14, 2007, 08:56:00 AM
stfu'd
#2617
GoldenEye 007 / The Sylvester-Tip 2007
January 11, 2007, 02:10:00 AM
DAA is not inferior he is just a fuckwit. He is not inferior he is just different.

*Note: Statements about DAA's inferiority may not be true*
#2618
GoldenEye 007 / The Sylvester-Tip 2007
January 10, 2007, 07:46:00 AM
Im gonna get 54 archives'ss
#2619
General Chat / gamingguru revealed.
January 09, 2007, 02:35:00 AM
I found the trick first then they pwned it.

Just like I pwned GG's mum.

So guess the only thing now to do is to have a contest to see who can get the two hottest girls on their arms. Right? We can even set up a rankings page. Who can get the hottest girls, and also, who can get the hottest girls the fastest. Also we could do who could get the most pics of different girls, and who could get the most pics of the hottest girls, and then who can get the most pics of the hottest girls in the fastest period of time.
#2620
General Chat / gamingguru revealed.
January 07, 2007, 04:20:00 PM
I wouldnt be able to out drink you but Id surely be able to get hotter girls to kiss me on the cheek so i can take a picture to try and impress some random people on the internet because i have absolutely nothing else going for me in life.

#2621
GoldenEye 007 / Post New WR's here
January 07, 2007, 06:12:00 AM
Caverns agent 1:03
#2622
General Chat / gamingguru revealed.
January 07, 2007, 02:18:00 AM
Loser
#2623
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!
January 05, 2007, 04:13:00 PM
I think half the people here should be banned from life for 3 days because they were so completely stupid and naive enough to believe him.
#2624
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!
January 03, 2007, 05:45:00 PM
Yeah dude, just make the vids. I really want to see that 0:27 on pa. I mean i know you got it can you please just make the vid so we can see it?

</noob>

FFS, can you guys be any dumber? Probably.
#2625
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!
January 01, 2007, 07:12:00 AM
Next time why dont you get a good run on ANY level.
#2626
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!
January 01, 2007, 04:54:00 AM
Fuck you Matt.
#2627
Perfect Dark / Extraction SA
December 31, 2006, 02:15:00 AM
Wouter, I wish to express my concern regarding the validity of your accusation. He did not state anywhere what his time was yesterday. On the 30th of December, he posted that his time was 3:06. He posted a couple of hours later, saying his time is now 2:34 which is a minute faster than yesterday.
#2628
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!
December 30, 2006, 11:50:00 PM
Lol dude i just realised your time was 30...

So what exactly do you know then? Anything you say would be based on other people's experience and not your own.
#2629
General Chat / Saddam Hussein
December 30, 2006, 11:55:00 AM
He was probably the most attractive evil dictator out there though
#2630
Perfect Dark / Extraction SA
December 30, 2006, 11:54:00 AM
Hi! My name is K..! Welcome to the Elite!

Yes, Dr Carroll does die fairly often. If you kill more guards in the lobby then this increases the chances of him surviving.
#2631
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!
December 28, 2006, 11:54:00 PM
Lol redbull you dont even have 27, thats why you think 26 is impossible.

Edit: Well.... that and the fact that you're a fuckwit
#2632
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!
December 28, 2006, 11:12:00 AM
15/26/26 actually
#2633
GoldenEye 007 / Post New WR Discussion Here!
December 21, 2006, 07:41:00 AM
3:59 sucks my dick and makes it cum.
#2634
General Chat / I Got So Rorschached Last Night (Take the Test!)
December 17, 2006, 03:22:00 AM
Tyler Gaybert gives good head.

I WOULD KNOW
#2635
Perfect Dark / PAL rankings update
December 16, 2006, 05:47:00 AM
Norway sucks.
#2636
GoldenEye 007 / Post New WR Discussion Here!
December 15, 2006, 04:42:00 AM
DAA is so ...

AWESOME!!!!

at being a @#%$, he is a complete @#%$, everything he does reminds me of a @#%$, and i wish death upon him and his really hot sister who he touches a lot at night and also touches himself at night to pictures of himself touching his sister at night
#2637
General Chat / I Got So Rorschached Last Night (Take the Test!)
December 15, 2006, 02:49:00 AM
yeah me and a couple of other guys saw 2 female figures in number 7. You know why....

CAUSE WE HAVE A PENIS
#2638
General Chat / I Got So Rorschached Last Night (Take the Test!)
December 14, 2006, 04:03:00 PM
Lets all be @#%$ unoriginal.

1. An alien
2. An alien
3. An alien
4. An alien
5. An alien
6. An alien
7. An alien
8. An alien
9. An alien
10. An alien

@#%$ retards.
#2639
General Chat / I Got So Rorschached Last Night (Take the Test!)
December 14, 2006, 06:49:00 AM
1. elephant
2. magician
3. music
4. shoes
5. bat
6. vase
7. genie
8. appricot
9. teddy bear
10. circus
#2640
GoldenEye 007 / Do non-eliters know you play GE? Stories here!
December 14, 2006, 01:57:00 AM
Thats bullshit, i have a bigger ego than you, the elite, and your mums penis put together.

But then again i was/am the best so its more just a realisation of the truth than an ego.
#2641
GoldenEye 007 / Post New WR Discussion Here!
December 12, 2006, 07:17:00 AM
Im definitely not the best.
#2642
General Chat / Australians...
December 12, 2006, 02:28:00 AM
Im going out on a limb here but im gonna suggest it has something to do with the fact that he hasnt had sex yet.
#2643
GoldenEye 007 / What should I play for? Control Agent
December 11, 2006, 04:16:00 AM
Play with her clit and breasts.
#2644
General Chat / ATTN: Come (New Titles We'll Never Get)
December 11, 2006, 03:49:00 AM
Can you please change mine to 'My mum thinks im cool'

in whatever colour.

you are the greatest.
#2645
Perfect Dark / Finally!
December 11, 2006, 03:47:00 AM
My mum says im cool.
#2646
General Chat / Australians...
December 11, 2006, 01:19:00 AM
I made your mum come 96 times last night.
#2647
General Chat / Yo, anyone interested in updated RARE Ranks?
December 08, 2006, 01:10:00 AM
Thanks dude, im gonna get to 2nd place.
#2648
FFA / Important Notice
December 07, 2006, 12:05:00 AM
Lol so because come has a job that gives him the right to be an internet bully? Thats gay reasoning, and i would know because im educated in the area of gay reasoning.

And why are sticking up for someone else? Sounds like you're trying to lick balls.
#2649
FFA / Important Notice
December 06, 2006, 10:28:00 AM
You would know! I mean Im no construction engineer so i couldnt tell you what your house is made of because im not educated in that area! However neo pointed out specifically, down to the very last detail what this topic was made out of. So therefore he is educated in the area of gay... or more specifically, gay construction.

Think about it.
#2650
GoldenEye 007 / Which level have you spent MOST and LEAST time on?
December 06, 2006, 12:51:00 AM
Most: Your dad
Least: Your mum

doodle
#2651
Other Games / Post your video games collection here !
December 01, 2006, 09:00:00 PM
What about your mum?

pwned
#2652
General Chat / Won't be online for a while...
November 30, 2006, 10:29:00 AM
Got care?
#2653
GoldenEye 007 / Post New WR Discussion Here!
November 28, 2006, 01:17:00 PM
Guess what, me and greg had sex a few times like 3 years ago when we first met. He was @#%$ though, and i guess I was as well but i mean it was my first time and greg had a few notches on his belt already. He was very gentle though and very accomodating to my lack of experience. Ive never had a lover like greg, even though there have been some that know what they are doing a little better. Though ill always remember my times with greg more vividly than any other. And who knows, we may meet again one day, and make sensual love with each other.

On a more serious note, there was this one time greg fell asleep on the couch next to me and i had a bat. PWNED
#2654
GoldenEye 007 / Post your spanking new strat suggestions/improvements here
November 22, 2006, 10:29:00 AM
Mine..... wasnt even a poem lol.

Your poem was GREAT though. Im sure if I tried to construct one as well as yours i couldnt.
#2655
GoldenEye 007 / Post your spanking new strat suggestions/improvements here
November 22, 2006, 12:27:00 AM
Lol at JBC's cry.
#2656
GoldenEye 007 / Which is the most boring level to speedrun on?
November 21, 2006, 12:31:00 AM
OMFG you all SUCK. He said what is the most boring LEVEL to speedrun on, he didnt say to list half the @#%$ levels in order of most boring to least boring. He didnt @#%$ say to comment on anyone elses posts. He didnt @#%$ say to post something, and then realise you're a @#%$ moron and make a post asking people to 'add' something to a previous post instead of just @#%$ editing it. "EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I FORGOT TO ADD SOMETHING TO MY POST!! EVERYONE!! i FORGOT SO I'M GOING TO ASK SOMEONE ELSE TO 'ADD' SOMETHING TO MY OTHER POST! EVEN THOUGH IM THE ONLY PERSON WHO KNOWS MY PASSWORD! IM A TWAT!"

This innocent guy just wanted to know what is the most boring level, and you guys spit on his face and piss on his mother's fat corpse. How @#%$ dare you!

Yeah you heard me.
#2657
GoldenEye 007 / Post your spanking new strat suggestions/improvements here
November 21, 2006, 12:20:00 AM
LOL at goose, you are a champ!

And DrugAgainstMyOwnObviousHomosexuality you REALLY are a twat! Not the good kind of twat that is attached to a cool chick either. No, you're the kind that is attached to a geek who spends his lunch times in the computer room because he is too scared and self concious to spend lunch outside where all of the other kids are. The kind that is attached to a fat chick that has pimples and sweat rashes on her thighs.

Its like, the internet is a place where you can be anyone you want really. you have AMPLE time to look over and think about your post. you have AMPLE time to make it as cool as possible, without having to use spur of the moment witty humour which a lot of people with low self esteem dont have. So why are you acting like such a geeky, self concious, insecure, needy twat? WHY!!! WHY GOD WHY!!!

You never bring happiness, enjoyment, good energy to the table. You just bring stupid complaints, bratty objections and insecure retorts. Think about it dude, think about what you give to other people. If you think its anything other than nothing, you're wrong. Well, i guess you give other people an opportunity to feel superior by making posts like this, but do you think i enjoy doing this? This is bringing me so much pain to say this to you but its something all men must do when faced with a little bitch.

I wanna suck off ryan white.
#2658
GoldenEye 007 / Post your spanking new strat suggestions/improvements here
November 20, 2006, 11:00:00 AM
I love JBC!

He rocks my boat.

He blows my hair back.

He sinks my battle ship.

He bakes my cake.

He revs my engine.

He sucks my @#%$.

etc....
#2659
General Chat / GE players in Minnesota?
November 17, 2006, 12:19:00 AM
I don't.
#2660
GoldenEye 007 / Post New WR Discussion Here!
November 16, 2006, 12:01:00 PM
I can say pretty confidently that if i spent enough time on it i could get 15 archives agent. 16 without boosts... without much time spent on the level was very easy for me. It didnt even require me to try and perfect anything i just did the level as per usual and it worked out fine.

If i were to go back i would tape doing everything many different ways and see exactly which is the fastest etc and perfect it more and 15 would be quite feasible. Well i actually figure it would be a certainty given enough time and study.

And my l33t skilzzzz!!!!!
#2661
General Chat / When Jimbo Met Ngamer (brand new vid up!)
November 14, 2006, 01:46:00 AM
Penis
#2662
GoldenEye 007 / Post New WR Discussion Here!
November 09, 2006, 10:19:00 AM
Make love to me Illu, make love to me in 1:47. Open my glass of love and prepare for liftoff!
#2663
GoldenEye 007 / Post New WR Discussion Here!
November 08, 2006, 12:32:00 AM
Train is very easy, i played on ntsc and I didnt notice a difference between the two systems.
#2664
GoldenEye 007 / Geocities problem...can someone please help?
November 07, 2006, 01:06:00 AM
Seriously though, half of those times are fake....

...and I really do touch myself at night!
#2665
GoldenEye 007 / Geocities problem...can someone please help?
November 06, 2006, 09:17:00 PM
Lol you wont be let in with those times....

....because i touch myself at night.
#2666
General Chat / When Jimbo Met Ngamer (brand new vid up!)
November 06, 2006, 12:15:00 AM
Work it Jim! Stroke that salami!
#2667
General Chat / When Jimbo Met Ngamer (brand new vid up!)
November 06, 2006, 12:12:00 AM
Sharpen that stick baby!
#2668
General Chat / When Jimbo Met Ngamer (brand new vid up!)
November 06, 2006, 12:10:00 AM
Yeah its a small technicality. Masturbation, while not actually sex, still produces a score of 1.4 on the sexometre. So its unusual to find a score of higher than 6.7 on the sexlessnessometre. According to my readings Jim has an extraordinarily frequent masturbation pattern.

Go Jim, you good thing!
#2669
GoldenEye 007 / Post Your Hot New PR's Here!
November 05, 2006, 09:04:00 AM
lol
#2670
General Chat / When Jimbo Met Ngamer (brand new vid up!)
November 04, 2006, 08:18:00 AM
6.7 out of 8.1
#2671
GoldenEye 007 / Post Your Hot New PR's Here!
November 04, 2006, 08:12:00 AM
lol
#2672
GoldenEye 007 / * GE PROOF CALL * - ATTN: Bosshardt, Hovis
November 04, 2006, 08:11:00 AM
OK cool Ill send a video with most of my prs this week
#2673
GoldenEye 007 / Proof, anyone?
November 04, 2006, 08:10:00 AM
I have a vid of me failing 50 with not pressing b on the safe properly http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">  Ill upload it tomorrow
#2674
Perfect Dark / What are all the levels that have been done on Dark LTK?
November 04, 2006, 08:08:00 AM
Did escape in 10:37, vid coming soon
#2675
Perfect Dark / What are all the levels that have been done on Dark LTK?
November 03, 2006, 01:25:00 AM
Ive done escape.
#2676
General Chat / When Jimbo Met Ngamer (brand new vid up!)
November 02, 2006, 03:28:00 AM
Yeah jimbo isnt very good at all. I would rate him a 6.7 out of 8.1 on my sexlessnessometre. Yes its true, i have one of those and im not afraid to use it either. obviously, i just did use it so saying im not afraid to use it really wasnt necessary because i DID already in fact use it. But I dont need to tell you that do I.
#2677
GoldenEye 007 / Post Official Speed Run Claims HERE
July 02, 2004, 12:02:00 AM
Agent: 23:06

-K..
#2678
General Chat / * The Elite Summer Contest - 2004 *
May 25, 2004, 09:18:00 PM
This is the worst elite contest I've seen all year. Everyone knows how cool and great I am already, or do they? Here's something, or maybe SEVERAL things about me that maybe you and your whole family doesn't know.


- I'm a better guitar player than Octoinky.
- I'm a better skater than Kingpin.
- I know more about IT than Snapdragron.
- I'm very homosexual but not as homsexual as Bizichyld.
- I want to have sex with your dad.
- I was rated best in the world at everything by yours truly.
- I am quite awesome.
- I watch big brother and I love it and I want to have sex with several of the contestants.
- Ngamer is a gaybo who will never update POM even though he said he would numerous times and even on the front page.

-K..
#2679
Perfect Dark / Message from Karl
April 19, 2004, 10:46:00 AM
I didn't care that Ryan passed me initially. But then it kept eating at me from the inside. And then it was just too gay to handle.

-K..
#2680
Perfect Dark / Message from Karl
April 17, 2004, 03:30:00 AM
Ryan is cool.

-K..
#2681
Perfect Dark / Karl's new vids online!
April 09, 2004, 11:24:00 PM
You don't have to vote anymore I'll just release them all over the next couple of days to like ngamer and whatever.

-K..
#2682
Perfect Dark / Karl's new vids online!
April 08, 2004, 04:40:00 AM
There wasn't 10 votes in 48 hours, the only ball dropped here was the one held by the people who wanted to see a vid.

-K..
#2683
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here
April 06, 2004, 06:34:00 AM
Oh no, I will never catch ye now.

pwned.

-K..
#2684
Perfect Dark / Karl's new vids online!
April 03, 2004, 11:50:00 PM
As big as a tease it may be, it's the only way anyone will see the vids.

So I guess you're the moron, because if everyone was as stupid as you, no vids would ever be released.

-K..
#2685
Perfect Dark / Karl's new vids online!
March 31, 2004, 10:26:00 PM
There is a knack to it.

-K..
#2686
Perfect Dark / Post New PRs Here!
March 30, 2004, 08:38:00 PM
PAL is over a second slower than NTSC on skedar.

-K..
#2687
Perfect Dark / Karl's new vids online!
March 28, 2004, 05:59:00 PM
A new vid will come out whenever I want it to come out.

-K..
#2688
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here
March 25, 2004, 09:47:00 PM
OMG 1:40 is so going down when I get ntsc. On my run, It was like a slow run to begin with, then at the end I ran outside onto the roof only to find the objective to kill the bitches wasn't complete. So I ran back in and one of the cunts next to the pipe wasn't dead. I lost like at least 6 seconds.

Next time I play I'll get around 1:36.

-K..
#2689
Perfect Dark / Karl's new vids online!
March 25, 2004, 06:31:00 PM
Have a look at my Chicago 15 vid, OMFG the 5 is rounded! It must be fake! My infil pa 1:57 vid is faked because the 5 is rounded! Oh no, my pelagic 2 sa vid is also faked because it has a 5 in it! So logical conclusion, if a vid has a 5 in it it must be faked!

-K..
#2690
Perfect Dark / Karl's new vids online!
March 25, 2004, 06:27:00 PM
The stupidity of SadisticMystic1 is quite remarkable, he STILL has not seen what a 6 looks like.

Oh yeah, one tiny detail you forgot to think about, or maybe you just wouldn't know because you're a fucking n00b. The corners on ntsc are basically square (not completely though) while the corners on pal are a lot more curved.

A vid will not be released for another 2 days because there were not 10 votes cast. Voting is reset.

-K..
#2691
Perfect Dark / Karl's new vids online!
March 25, 2004, 07:07:00 AM
Yeah, fuck this, it was funny for about 1 hour then I realise how pathetic some people are.

I didn't actually fucking fake the time, you fucking morons. The reason the vid cuts out is because it didn't cross my mind that the run could be 25, and I wanted to see how low a 26 it was. I stopped the tape so I could play it and watch it to see the decimal, but to my suprise 25 came up. I had probably about 15 26's that were less than 26.3 that looked pretty much the same as this run, and I thought I needed something really special for 25 but I didn't.

Now some fag's trying to 'techincally' disprove it by using a program to unlock the mystery by studying the .WMV file as if that's the actual run itself. Besides the fact that when I view the run on anything (wmp, realplayer, windows movie maker) the time always ends up being 25.9. Then you've got this fucking great idea that omg the 25 is rounded. It makes me wonder, actually no it doesn't, because it's fucking obvious this guy didn't even think to look at a proper fucking 6 and realise the structure is COMPLETELY different to a 5. Nor had he ever thought it through his genious head to look at another 5 on a non-contreversial vid to realise the 5's look identically.

The only person who actually made it apparent they had a brain here was samsim who isn't fucking too blind to see that the timer was high 23.9 when the message came up (meaning it would have had to have been high 25).

It seems kind of stupid to have a 20 second endscreen if it was my plan to edit each individual fucking frame. Not that I could even imagine how to do it given I'd have to accompany for the lighting effects and @#%$ going on in the background.

With everything combined, my word, the vid showing the time must have been high 25, the endscreen matching the run exactly, my explanation, the fact that there is absolutely no reason why the endscreen should be cut and pasted seeing as I'm such a fucking graphic artist anyways. Obviously if I was trying to make it believable I would have cut a vid at the same point as the other vid stopped not 4 seconds later.

Yet there are still dumbasses who question it.

I'm gonna get it again with ntsc anyway and this time not stop the vcr. But in conclusion the mods saw this the day after I got and no one questioned it, funny how people wonder why I don't give vids out to the general public.

You asked for the fucking vid and I gave it to you, as screwed up as it looks it's the real deal. When you recieve it, you praise it, maybe if you're feeling sassy you give my ass a nice pash, but I don't think immediately claiming it to false (especially seeing that the users of this board have me in low regard as it is) is the best way to make a good impression. Especially when you're the ones asking for the fucking vids. I'm doing YOU a favour, not the other way around.

I like giving vids out and people being amazed at the run, and getting some praise is always sweet for your hard work. When people appreciate one's skill it really makes a difference.

I've had ZERO compliments about the run, instead I'm faced with posts from a moron who just realised THE FUCKING FIVE IS CURVED!

-K..

#2692
Perfect Dark / Karl's new vids online!
March 25, 2004, 04:44:00 AM
There is a .3 or .4 period between when the level finishes and the end screen starts to come up.

-K..
#2693
Perfect Dark / Karl's new vids online!
March 25, 2004, 03:34:00 AM
All you have to do is ask and I'll tell you.

-K..
#2694
Perfect Dark / Karl's new vids online!
March 25, 2004, 03:05:00 AM
Hmm....btw, not that you're wrong, the vid is indeed faked. But how come when I play the vid through media player the vid starts at like 6.8 then just before the vid cuts out you can tell the level has finished (the screen freezes like it does when you finish any level) at like 32.7.......

BTW, aren't you wondering why the vid cuts out?

-K..
#2695
Perfect Dark / Karl's new vids online!
March 25, 2004, 02:57:00 AM
My Lord! Could it possibly be? Has K.. made his valiant return to the boards?

Yes, yes I have.

Anyways, yeah that 25 vid is faked. I don't have an action replay or gameshark so I used a video editing program at school to change the 26 to a 25 each frame at a time. Then I had to play for 10 hours and get a 25 speed run to make it look like I actually got it. The tricky party was getting a 25 speed run that matched the end screen I already made, took me a while.

-K..

#2696
Perfect Dark / Hey, look over there! It's November's POM!
December 11, 2003, 08:28:00 PM
Come for POM
#2697
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I got ntsc.......
October 22, 2002, 01:46:00 AM
So yeah, I've gotten some more times and stuff. Pretty easy thus far.....

CI sa was fairly easy.....

MBR agent 1:28 was a bitch, took me at least 3 hours of playing (holy mother!), cass is a slut. I could get the wr but I won't play that much one level right now.

So yeah, I still have really low point scoring times that I will improve, mostly on pa.

First will be CI pa and infil sa, unless some other level seems more interesting.

-K..
#2698
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
October 21, 2002, 01:05:00 AM
CI SA: 1:31

-Karl
#2699
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I got ntsc.......
October 20, 2002, 08:27:00 AM
I just got 3:16 on rescue PA. Obviously it wasn't the best of runs, but I'm not looking to improve it in the very near future. The level is just too annoying and right now I'm just looking for easy points.

-K..
#2700
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I got ntsc.......
October 20, 2002, 04:50:00 AM
Hmmm..... I don't think the strat works now. I think I just got lucky the very first time I tried it out or something....

Meanwhile, I got 1:33 pretty cake style, got stuck behind cass at the end. Lost about 4 seconds or so. Got it in front of whatmore, what a hero.

I also got 54 CI agent first try today. I'm not going to try for 53 for now.

-K..
#2701
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Who are you?
October 20, 2002, 04:19:00 AM
It still isn't hard to get new records....

-K..
#2702
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
October 20, 2002, 02:27:00 AM
Extraction SA: 1:33

-Karl
#2703
Perfect Dark / Post new PRs here!
October 19, 2002, 10:00:00 PM
5 times the strafing levels in pd? Wtf? PD is far more complex than ge. And with pd you have to other stuff besides just strafing. With ge you have levels like dam, surfaces where you just strafe and pick up stuff on the way. PD is far more complex than that.

Plus pd moves 10 times faster than ge.

-K..
#2704
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / 1:40:00
October 19, 2002, 09:54:00 PM
Just remember that right now I'm just going for points and easy wr's, I am not trying to get many untieds or anything.

But after a while I will start trying to get the elite passed 1:40....

-K..
#2705
Perfect Dark / When are you going to ban Elite Gamer, Youse?
October 19, 2002, 09:52:00 PM
Oh yeah, forgot. All is good.

-K..
#2706
Perfect Dark / When are you going to ban Elite Gamer, Youse?
October 19, 2002, 07:52:00 PM
Yeah, 90% of this board's inhabitants are n00bs anyway. Ask people who are actually good and know what they are talking about.

There are so many things that this guy did wrong in his efforts to lie. He IS lying, trust me on this one.

Meanwhile, set a deadline, or ban him until he shows proof.

-K..
#2707
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I got ntsc.......
October 19, 2002, 09:09:00 AM
Hehe, don't worry, I got 57. I found a new strat that will get you fast presidents consistently http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  

-K..
#2708
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I got ntsc.......
October 19, 2002, 08:28:00 AM
Hmm......I've been playing air force one agent for about 3 and a half hours now and I have only gotten 1 semi-fast pres which I did kinda slow and get 57.93 which rounded up.....

Is it supposed to take this @#%$ long for a fast pres, what's the deal? Does anyone know any tricks? I usually get 26.1-2 cut-scenes.

-K..
#2709
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Who are you?
October 19, 2002, 05:38:00 AM
Yeah well, in 2 years the GE board will look back and ask if anyone remembers the days when bosshardt and wouter and other top 20 players were playing furiously, 5 years after the game came out. When every year people look back and remember and feel like crying cause it's just not the same.

Get over it. The past is gone. If you want to revive pd somewhat, sit down on your ass and play. Don't just ask other people to play and act all hypocritical.

-K..
#2710
Testing Area / test0rZ
October 19, 2002, 03:28:00 AM
go me, everyone should visit my gay pd times now.

-K..
#2711
Testing Area / test0rZ
October 19, 2002, 03:26:00 AM
yeah test 2 or what?

Yeah right
#2712
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I got ntsc.......
October 18, 2002, 11:11:00 PM
SA took me about 1 and a half hours after not playing it since I got 1:30 which was like 1.5 years ago.

How would you feel.

Meanwhile, I think with CI I might settle for a 54.

-K..
#2713
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
October 18, 2002, 11:10:00 PM
Air Force One SA: 1:23

-Karl
#2714
Archived Goldeneye / Sad News from Matthijs :(
October 18, 2002, 08:22:00 PM
That is indeed a terrible thing http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">  I send my best wishes to him, and hope for a speedy recovery. I will surely be emailing him.

-Adam
#2715
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I got ntsc.......
October 17, 2002, 08:28:00 AM
I am totally screwed. I can't f.ucking work out CI agent. I can't even get 54! I only have one tt, and that is the shutting of the 2nd lift which is at 18.5-7. Then I have no idea what is happening, I really need some f.ucking help! I'm like, doing everything like the vid. Try and treat me like I know nothing, and tell me as much about the end as you can, that would be good.

And by you I mean ANYONE who is reading this.

-K..
#2716
Perfect Dark / Just an Idea to liven this place up a bit...
October 17, 2002, 05:14:00 AM
1:16 is not proof worthy if he is ntsc. It's like, pathetic even.

-K..
#2717
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I got ntsc.......
October 17, 2002, 03:06:00 AM
I played a bit last night, for around 40 mins. Didn't have much luck but I knew I could get the wr without too much trouble. I played about 5 more mins and got a run that had some sweet parts and some terrible parts, ended up being 1:31 suprisingly.

So like yeah.....CI is next me thinks, maybe some MBR also.

-K..
#2718
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
October 17, 2002, 03:04:00 AM
Rescue agent: 1:31

-Karl
#2719
Perfect Dark / Challenge 30 goodness......again.......
October 16, 2002, 05:23:00 PM
Meanwhile...........

I made the vids of the streak, they should be online soonishly.

-K..
#2720
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I got ntsc.......
October 16, 2002, 05:55:00 AM
Extraction Agent took me the longest yet to get, approx. 1h 30 mins. Not too hard, but I kept f.ucking up at the end. I think it was around 39.8 at the door, then like yeah, 11.9 finish. My best finish is around 11.5 so it was alright I guess.

Meanwhile, now that I've gotten rid of some easy records, I will have to try slightly harder for the rest of the records I want to get. I don't even know the strats, so I'll have to make some up I guess.

For maian, get the 1st lift shut at 1:18 at least I guess, rest is straight forward.

-K..
#2721
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
October 16, 2002, 05:51:00 AM
Extraction agent: 0:51

-Karl
#2722
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I got ntsc.......
October 15, 2002, 06:13:00 AM
I got 1:30 pretty quickly, my first good bot ever. The bot took the first laser's down completely at around 49.5.

The end time ended up being 1:30.36, so roughly a 40.8 which was pretty damn pumped.

-K..
#2723
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
October 15, 2002, 06:11:00 AM
Investigation agent: 1:30

-Karl
#2724
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
October 14, 2002, 08:17:00 AM
Infiltration Agent: 1:13
Air Base Agent: 1:17
Air Base SA: 1:48
Maian SOS SA: 2:01

-Karl
#2725
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I got ntsc.......
October 14, 2002, 07:59:00 AM
Hmmm.....I just got 1:48 air base sa. Once again, I could get better, but I won't try now.

-K..
#2726
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I got ntsc.......
October 14, 2002, 07:38:00 AM
I was sorry for not whoarding as you made it ever so clear you thought it was the best option, and I seemingly agreed.

Pfft, as if I would be sorry for using 2 systems. What were you thinking!

-K..
#2727
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I got ntsc.......
October 14, 2002, 04:25:00 AM
I just got a really pathetic 2:01 maian sa, the lift was completely open when I got to it, I could go about 3 seconds faster. I won't improve it yet, just after the flurry of wr's dies down.

-K..
#2728
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I got ntsc.......
October 14, 2002, 12:19:00 AM
Well as most of you know I was waiting for ntsc to arrive. Well, my waiting is over. 1 hour and 23 minutes ago ntsc showed up on my door, and I needed no other equipment apart from the @#%$ I have to get it to work.

I originally planned to whoard, but I figured I wouldn't. I can't keep such ownage from the world.

I will keep a list of all of the ntsc times I have achieved using the new system I have, starting with the 2 times I already have.

Infiltration Agent: 1:13
Air Base Agent: 1:17

-K..
#2729
Archived Goldeneye / PLZ VISIT MY SITE, GOLDENEYE FANS!!
October 13, 2002, 08:50:00 AM
You won't even get 1%. You'll probably end up getting 0.000000000001%

-K..
#2730
Perfect Dark / ATTN: Ngamer... wtf?
October 13, 2002, 08:44:00 AM
And fal, matt is not defending me because he loves me and wants to have sex with arse (even though from the impression I got he probably does), it's cause you are too gay to release the vid isn't a virus.

-K..
#2731
Perfect Dark / ATTN: Ngamer... wtf?
October 13, 2002, 08:41:00 AM
No matt, you are wrong. You must not know how high a f.ucking wheely bin is. It is about 1.3 meters high by itself. Then add another 25 cm or so for the bucket.

-K..
#2732
Perfect Dark / Challenge 30 goodness......again.......
October 13, 2002, 08:39:00 AM
ummm......but fal, most people don't hate me around here, they hate you. And the only person I payed out was you.

If everyone wanted to kill my, why are they on my side? Yeah, you are good fal.

Fal, just @#%$ off. I don't care about paying you out, I don't need to, nor do I care about you paying me out. But you make this board look like @#%$, and you make yourself look like @#%$.

All I want to do along with everyone else is talk about pd, and you have to try and prove your gayness to the world or something, which you are doing pretty well.

-K..
#2733
Perfect Dark / Challenge 30 goodness......again.......
October 13, 2002, 07:28:00 AM
Wow, nice edit fal. OMG I CAN EDIT TOO! I'M COOL!

-K..
#2734
Perfect Dark / Challenge 30 goodness......again.......
October 13, 2002, 06:16:00 AM
Yeah fal's sig is pretty good. Maybe if I was gay like fal I would care. No one else should care either, unless they are gay, like fal. Just let fal think he's cool while the rest of the elite wankers ignore him. fal seriously must be gay or something if he wants to hang around a bunch of wankers. He attempts misserably to pay us out then wants to talk to us still, what a hero. Yeah you must be .@#%$ lonely in real life if the only people you hang around are people that hate you. Everyone else in the world must .@#%$ want to kill you if you think this is the best place to be.

I think I might make the vids right now.

-K..
#2735
Perfect Dark / Challenge 30 goodness......again.......
October 11, 2002, 10:25:00 PM
Yeah fal, what's your problem? It's not very nice what you're doing. It makes me really sad and stuff.

Using other people's sadness to make yourself look cool is very wrong. And you are looking extra super duper cool so that makes me extra super duper sad.

So yeah......I think that I will make the vids soon, just the vids in the streak.

-K..
#2736
Archived General Chat / Red Dragon
October 10, 2002, 07:09:00 AM
I think the wedding singer was one of adam's sandler's more boring movies.....the other ones were alright. I don't like stupid comedy too much, but I don't hate it either.

So like yeah, comedy is the best genre of movie IMHO. But movies like star wars, lord of the rings and stuff like that are good. Some of the star trek movies were good.

Young guns was also good, I and II.

So like yeah whatever.

-K..
#2737
Perfect Dark / Challenge 30 goodness......again.......
October 06, 2002, 11:59:00 PM
Yeah...I was being SO serious when I said I would never make a vid again.

Meanwhile...

This is really weird, I brought the tape over to moores house to show him the 2 22-0's in a row. Well while searching for them a 20-0 game came up just before the first 22-0. I thought I had stopped the tape, then played again when we got the 22-0....But it turns out that me and greg both didn't realise we had ANOTHER shutout immediately before the 22-0 shutouts. This means that our streak was 20-0, 22-0, 22-0, 11-2. The game before the 20-0 shutout we lost 18-2 http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">

So yeah, the record for most un-answered points is 75.....

-K..
#2738
Archived Goldeneye / yay, 1:20:59
October 06, 2002, 06:36:00 PM
24 is VERY possible on bunker 2 agent. Now everyone who hasn't gotten 25 can be gay and try to argue even though they lack the experience of knowledge about the level, or they could accept that it's possible and trust the judgement of someone who knows more than them about this particular stage.

-K..
#2739
Perfect Dark / ...
October 06, 2002, 06:31:00 PM
Yeah I need to lie about getting maian agent 1:39. If I wanted to fuckings lie I would lie about a time like 55 air force one agent, not some easily achievable time that 9/10 people would have no idea about how hard it is because they are ntsc.

-K..
#2740
Perfect Dark / Challenge 30 goodness......again.......
October 05, 2002, 12:11:00 AM
Fine, I won't make the vids, nor will I ever make a vid about anything again.

Thanks a lot guys. @#%$ idiots.

-K..
#2741
Perfect Dark / Objective 1 : Going through locked doors : Completed !!!!
October 05, 2002, 12:05:00 AM
That's why the lifts are timed differently between PAL and NTSC....

-K..
#2742
Perfect Dark / ...
October 05, 2002, 12:02:00 AM
Yes, post about how ownage it is http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#2743
Perfect Dark / ...
October 04, 2002, 09:09:00 PM
yeah.....this was supposed to be in the world records topic......unlucky.

-K..
#2744
Perfect Dark / Objective 1 : Going through locked doors : Completed !!!!
October 04, 2002, 09:08:00 PM
There IS a difference between NTSC and PAL on attack ship! HOW @#%$ STUPID CAN YOU BE. WHY THE @#%$ WOULD YOU THINK THAT EVERY @#%$ LIFT IN THE GAME IS QUICKER EXCEPT FOR ATTACK SHIP! @#%$ YOU, YOU @#%$ PIECE OF @#%$.  I HATE YOU, I @#%$ HATE YOU SO MUCH I WISH YOU WERE DEAD!

Yeah.....

-K..
#2745
Perfect Dark / ...
October 04, 2002, 09:03:00 PM
Maian SOS Agent: 1:39

-K..
#2746
Perfect Dark / The truth about rounding
October 04, 2002, 01:38:00 AM
PD levels are too complex to look down. GE are a lot more simple and you can afford to look down.

-K..
#2747
Perfect Dark / SO is anyone ever gonna make a Clark-like PD site?
October 04, 2002, 01:37:00 AM
The NTSC records really aren't that good at all. The reason the PAL records are so good in comparison is because there is always a time better than ours that we have to strive for. When a pal player gets 1:17 on infiltration, it's worth crap points, so they have to try very hard and play for longer to get 1:16. When an NTSC player gets 1:14, it's worth 100 points, so why try harder? Even though 1:13 is relatively easy no ones goes for it. NTSC have nothing more to work for so their times stay mediocre.

They will change soon though......

-K..
#2748
Perfect Dark / Challenge 30 goodness......again.......
October 02, 2002, 10:19:00 AM
Greg aka Funky Buddha visited me again and we played some challenge 30.

In 4 hours we got around 15 shutouts, with some selected high-lights.

The VERY first game we played we shutout 21-0. Then the next game we gayed up, the next game we shut it out, then the next game immediately after that we shut it out again. That's not bad, 3 shut outs in 4 tries.

The best streak we had was a 22-0 shutout, followed by another 22-0 shutout. The next game was a shocker. Me and greg both played excellently but it wasn't enough to beat the amazing turn of luck that happened. We ended up losing the big hill after getting 11 points, making a 55 points streak. Hmm...too bad it only ties the previously held wr which was also achieved by me and greg. I will make vids of this streak and put them online, along with some other good matches and occurences. BTW, the 3rd game of our best streak lasted around 6 mins. Me and greg call it the epic struggle of justice. It will be a good vid to download.

Me and greg also got a shut out of 17-0 because the timer ran out. We also got some good kills which I will make vids of.

Speaking of greg, I hope greg whatmore has the ability to be as good as or better than greg lewis in challenge 30 so we can be the first people to shut out challenge 30 3 times in a row.

Also, about one player challenge 30, does anyone know what the longest streak is? I want to know what it is so I can break it.

Another goal of mine is to shutout challenge 30 2 player by myself. I heard that's hard or something.....

Oh yeah, so everyone tell me if making the challenge 30 vids is worth it. I don't want to make them if only 1 person d/l's them.

-K..
#2749
Perfect Dark / SO is anyone ever gonna make a Clark-like PD site?
October 02, 2002, 10:08:00 AM
What greg, were you being sarcastic?

It will be SO hard to own you, especially since all of your times are so good. All of the ntsc records are just SO good, what was I thinking when I said I could beat most of them.

Oh well, we will see how well I go. I can't wait to see what you do when I end up owning you.

-K..
#2750
Perfect Dark / SO is anyone ever gonna make a Clark-like PD site?
October 01, 2002, 09:36:00 PM
Don't worry, I am getting ntsc very soon and will start playing pd again......these are the ties I will be hoping to get with the use of ntsc....

Investigation agent
Extraction agent
rescue agent/SA
Air base Agent/sa/PA
Air force one PA
Ci Agent SA/PA
MBR agent sa/pa

these times I am hoping to untie....

Defection PA
Investigation SA/PA
Extraction sa
Rescue PA
Air force one SA
Attack ship A/SA/PA
Maian SOS SA/PA

And these are not including the extra PAL wr's I will get when I start playing again, such as escape, crash site, pelagic 2, deep sea, war and skedar.

-K..

#2751
Testing Area / Perfect Torres is the bomb.....
September 29, 2002, 07:11:00 AM
gfgfg
#2752
Testing Area / Perfect Torres is the bomb.....
September 29, 2002, 07:10:00 AM
@#%$ my arse and call me greg
#2753
Testing Area / Perfect Torres is the bomb.....
September 29, 2002, 07:08:00 AM
this should be it.

-K.. is god
#2754
Testing Area / Perfect Torres is the bomb.....
September 29, 2002, 07:05:00 AM
yealhgdhdh
#2755
Perfect Dark / can anyone tell me...
September 29, 2002, 04:13:00 AM
Yes, I would be obliged to agree, that after deep consideration I have come to the conclusion that greg k is indeed, as matt said, quite the gayness.

-K..
#2756
Perfect Dark / Shade's vids and stuff
September 29, 2002, 03:34:00 AM
K.. is awesome, seriously, how damn awesome is that K.. fellow.

Like K.., wow, K.., what a champion. I just can't get over how much K.. really does own, he is just so damn good, oh my god I can't believe it.

Wow, did you ever notice how much K.. owns? the ownage level is far beyond any other player in the entire universe. Personally I love K.. because he is sexy and he is a spankingly good pd player.

Have you ever also noticed how K.. acts un-electromagnetism-istacally? It astounds me still, even though I have been aware of his un-electromagnetism-isticallism for quite some time now.

So greg, when are you going to get 1:11 on villa, 2 months ago? Oh ok, I will be expecting it then.

At least my game timer isn't more than yours......

-K..
#2757
Testing Area / Perfect Torres is the bomb.....
September 29, 2002, 03:26:00 AM
Yeah.....

-K..
#2758
Perfect Dark / Shade's vids and stuff
September 28, 2002, 10:45:00 PM
I haven't proved any of my records because I feel that I don't need to prove myself because everyone already knows I'm good.

I don't think I will ever have to prove myself again.

-K..
#2759
Perfect Dark / POM POM POM! September. (pom)
September 26, 2002, 10:45:00 PM
It's possible to get around 55 on normal pa.

-K..
#2760
Perfect Dark / The truth about rounding
September 26, 2002, 10:42:00 PM
Wouter, looking down so your run faster and looking down to try and make the level finish quicker are 2 different things.

-K..
#2761
Archived Goldeneye / GoldenEye Story
September 26, 2002, 08:37:00 AM
I am a normal person taking on a different identity on the elite boards. I feel that I am better than everyone else put together, so I feel that no one here could form a serious or entertaining conversation with me. I therefore make smart alec remarks, stupid comments, and bag out people in a sarcastic manner to keep myself amused. I make people think I'm being serious so that I can laugh at them to myself, and in the meantime not care that several people dislike me (well not me really, just the identity I have formed on the boards).

I think that Adam could best describe my personality in real life, and how it differs from the personality I reflect in my posts. Though there are many traits both personalities have in common.

-K..
#2762
Perfect Dark / The truth about rounding
September 26, 2002, 01:09:00 AM
elite gamer you suck, looking down does NOT make you go faster, you gay arse hole.

-K..
#2763
Perfect Dark / Shade's vids and stuff
September 26, 2002, 01:02:00 AM
I am telling you to do it.

-K..
#2764
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WR discussion here...(stop spamming Eise...)
September 25, 2002, 07:51:00 AM
Hmm......I got 3:46 on streets ltk today, it was........insane, and also insanely lucky.

Yeah, I didn't tape it. But soonish I will tape a sub 4 minute run or something.

-K..
#2765
Archived General Chat / Little Bitch aka Matt Cook......
September 21, 2002, 11:44:00 PM
It's official, matt's gay.

-K..
#2766
Archived General Chat / Little Bitch aka Matt Cook......
September 20, 2002, 07:53:00 PM
My msn is k_J..@hotmail.com....

BTW Matt if you are ever gay enough to read this topic, please post your phone number as well.

-K..
#2767
Archived General Chat / Little Bitch aka Matt Cook......
September 20, 2002, 08:40:00 AM
Me and greg are aloud to come to your house, and we will be driven there and everything.

The best way this will happen is if we come on the saturday and leave on the monday or something like that.

So like ask your mum (aka bitch goddess) if that's fine and sh!t, get on msn throughout the week you little @#%$ sucker so we can work some sh!t out.

Arse hole.

-K..
#2768
Perfect Dark / Shade's tape...
September 11, 2002, 07:36:00 PM
I think the saddest thing is that you still don't get the fact that in most of my posts Im not serious. You guys must be gay or something to think I actually mean what I say most of the time.

You guys suck, everyone who knows me laughs at you because you take me seriously. I laugh at you because you take me seriously.

How gay would you feel.

-K..
#2769
Perfect Dark / Shade's tape...
September 11, 2002, 12:01:00 AM
Greg K......

Umm........the problem here is that I AM the best player on earth. I am the best player in the history of the game, no one's skill compares at all to mine. I am seriously better than you could possibly imagine, I can get any wr I want in about 10 mins. I am just so good it's not funny.

You on the other hand is just average, nothing compared to me. And there is no way I'm just like everyone else, I am far better.

And didn't say you were going to get 1:11? You must suck my penis if you can't get it. That time is like the easiest time to get. And yes I said I would own escape, but I haven't played it yet. I am holding off pd until I get ntsc, until then I am playing ltk (streets ltk might be beaten tonight).

So like yeah and stuff, just know I am the better than everyone else put together x 10. You have no idea how good I am.

-K..
#2770
Archived General Chat / 9/11 Memorium - One Year On
September 10, 2002, 04:50:00 AM
Hmmm.....Am I missing something here? What happened on 9/11? I guess I should watch the news more or something.....

-K..
#2771
Archived Goldeneye / surface 1 LTK COMPLETED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 10, 2002, 03:12:00 AM
I just got 8:04 on a real slow run.

I will keep trying for around 6 mins.

-K..
#2772
Archived Goldeneye / Limits?
September 10, 2002, 01:54:00 AM
If my strat on control worked, it would save about 30 seconds, so if I was talking about that my max's would all be under 4 mins.

If 4:01 is the max for agent, the maxes for sa and ooa should be somewhere around 4:15. It is NOT take 20 seconds extra to take out the drones at the start, more like about 15 seconds or 13 if you pump it hardcore and stuff.

And you have no evidence of my strat not being able to work. But I have evidence to say it would.

A lot of those maxes are above what they should be, and only a very few select people actually know what they are talking about or have enough info and experience to make reasonable judgements.

I'd post what I think but all the average players will say stuff like "oh that's not possible at all and did you know I'm gay?"

-K..
#2773
Archived Goldeneye / surface 1 LTK COMPLETED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 10, 2002, 01:44:00 AM
Me and greg probably know more about this level on ltk than everyone else put together x 10.

-K..
#2774
Perfect Dark / Shade's tape...
September 09, 2002, 02:59:00 AM
He spelt interesting wrong. Unlucky.

-K..
#2775
Perfect Dark / Shade's tape...
September 09, 2002, 01:56:00 AM
I think I'm better because I am. You people look like poo when compared to me.

-K..
#2776
Archived Goldeneye / surface 1 LTK COMPLETED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 09, 2002, 01:53:00 AM
No, actually what you do is make yourself invisible and run throughout the level using nothing as cover because they can't see you.

-K..
#2777
Archived Goldeneye / Limits?
September 09, 2002, 12:24:00 AM
FFS! IT'S THE LIMITS! You arseholes stop saying that they won't be done. Obviously some of them won't be, but they are possible.

@#%$!

-K..
#2778
Archived Goldeneye / Limits?
September 09, 2002, 12:08:00 AM
The new strat is that you give natalya head.

-K..
#2779
Archived Goldeneye / Limits?
September 08, 2002, 10:48:00 PM
Frigate should be like 23/1:04/1:08.

Train is like 1:05/1:43/2:08

Control should be around 2:02/2:17/2:17.

Caverns is like 1:02/1:21/1:35.

Bunker 1 sa is 22 maybe 21.

Egypt is all 46's. WTF would agent be 46 and sa and ooa be 47?

Jungle sa should be 56 along with ooa.

And I doubt very much that steven's 1:31 on aztec was 1 second away from absolute perfection.

-K..
#2780
Archived Goldeneye / surface 1 LTK COMPLETED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 08, 2002, 06:41:00 AM
I just got 12:10. I will go for under 10 tonight.

-K..
#2781
Perfect Dark / Shade's tape...
September 08, 2002, 05:50:00 AM
Btw, I'll just say this again because I can.

Shade will never be allowed into the elite without full proof of his untied wr's. No matter how much you people believe him, it won't effect anything unless he provides the proof.

Keep trying to attack my character but it achieves nothing. It relies entirely on shade's shoulders.

-K..
#2782
Perfect Dark / Shade's tape...
September 08, 2002, 05:35:00 AM
I didn't call anyone a n00b. I said you were acting like one.

-K..
#2783
Archived Goldeneye / Limits?
September 08, 2002, 05:26:00 AM
A lot of those could be lower.

-K..
#2784
Archived Goldeneye / surface 1 LTK COMPLETED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 08, 2002, 05:17:00 AM
Yeah, I'm gonna get around 10 mins tonight me thinks. But then again me could be wrong.

And no strat telling forever........or something.

-K..
#2785
Perfect Dark / Shade's tape...
September 07, 2002, 08:12:00 PM
You shade believers are argueing to brick walls. What you say doesn't mean sh!t. Plus you are not even argueing, you are making pathetic points that have nothing to do with shade so you can try to look cool. Yeah nice one you are really winning people over with your n00bishness.

Why don't you go and create a "I love shade and if I had the chance I would lick his ass" message board where you all can go and talk about how good it would be to make love with shade.

Nothing you say will change anything. Unless he proves his untied records outright, he will not be permitted, ever. I also think there should be another deadline placed. One that if not met will mean that shade can never be allowed into the elite.

-K..
#2786
Perfect Dark / Shade's tape...
September 06, 2002, 09:57:00 PM
I don't feel the need to inform any of you about the shade issue. All I said is that shade is only fooling the people who have no say at all in the running of the elite.

You guys can believe what you want. Shade will never be allowed to enter the elite without solid proof shown.

-K..
#2787
Perfect Dark / Shade's tape...
September 06, 2002, 02:07:00 AM
Shade did well to decieve all the less informed people, but unfortunately for him he did not persuade the people that count.

That's all there is to say.

-K..
#2788
Perfect Dark / Shade's tape...
September 05, 2002, 05:35:00 PM
It doesn't matter what anyone here thinks. The fact is, shade will never be allowed back into the elite with this kind of proof.

OMG I will lose a rank if he joins. You guys are pathetic if you think that's the only reason I don't believe him. All this tape did was strengthen my belief that all his times aren't real, though that's hard as I'm 100% sure.

-K..
#2789
Perfect Dark / Shade's tape...
September 05, 2002, 03:01:00 AM
Umm.....Last time I checked 1:18 was NOT 1:17. This is not proof at all, and cannot be seen as proof.

That tape is so lame, the only people he is fooling with this tape are fools.

The main people who are actually important are (thankfully) a little less ignorant.

-K..
#2790
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / ben gorman???
September 03, 2002, 05:31:00 PM
I'll be back in a month or so to shatter more records.

-K..
#2791
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Shade
September 02, 2002, 05:51:00 AM
With Maian pa, you would have to be good enough to get around 2:10 on ntsc to get 2:12 on PAL. That really isn't many people if any, in other words, we have a major disadvantage. Until an NTSC player gets like 2:10 we have a larger dis.

-K..
#2792
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Shade
September 02, 2002, 12:03:00 AM
Firstly, adam is gay.

Secondly, not sure if pal has a disadvantage on attack ship? There are FOUR lifts! HTF can pal not have a disadvantage there? And with ntsc you can time out the lifts well, with pal you can't.

PAL has a bit of a time advantage of ntsc, and ntsc has a bit of a point advantage over PAL.

In my very educated opinion, I believe that if phil had both systems he would be well ahead of disco and ben.

-K..
#2793
Perfect Dark / A few questions regarding proof
September 01, 2002, 08:48:00 AM
Randy lied about some of his times and said that he accidently taped over the run. That's why there isn't many video's available.

-K..
#2794
Archived Goldeneye / GoldenEye 64, meet Mario Kart: Super Circuit!
September 01, 2002, 08:42:00 AM
You didn't even give a link to ANYTHING. What the hell was found with mario kart and where can I read about it.

That post is completely useless without more information.

-K..
#2795
Archived General Chat / Custom Titles
September 01, 2002, 04:04:00 AM
...
#2796
Archived Goldeneye / The End is Here.......
September 01, 2002, 04:02:00 AM
You arsehole, you know you are going to leave and go to 100th place but you still have to beat my jungle ooa time.

@#%$ you.

-K..

BTW, I'll get those records back soonish.
#2797
Archived Goldeneye / Hello, I come here to apologize.
August 30, 2002, 03:12:00 AM
Yeah, you still have lies, and the amount of gayness I am picking up from you is quite high.

-K..
#2798
Archived Goldeneye / Looking down on missions
August 29, 2002, 05:39:00 PM
I don't like this either. If people continue using this method on other levels I will quit.

-K..
#2799
Archived General Chat / Custom Titles
August 27, 2002, 07:30:00 AM
I think I might change mine.

I would like mine to say "I poo on you". Same colour....

-K..
#2800
Archived General Chat / The National Lottery
August 27, 2002, 01:57:00 AM
A few years back my parents bought a scratchy and won $250,000. But then they spent it all on old shoes http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">

-K..
#2801
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WR discussion here...(stop spamming Eise...)
August 27, 2002, 01:50:00 AM
I really could get 1:09 or something similar, but I won't.

I hadn't played train for a year and I only played it for an hour. If I played it another 2 hours I could get 1:08 for sure.

-K..
#2802
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / !P__O__M! Aug...
August 26, 2002, 03:58:00 AM
What do you think it would take for me to get pom?

-K..
#2803
Archived General Chat / Guitar...
August 26, 2002, 03:14:00 AM
I can't make out ANYTHING from that clip. You will need to record something better than that.

-K..
#2804
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
August 23, 2002, 08:42:00 PM
G5 AGENT: 0:42
G5 SA: 0:49
G5 PA: 1:01
Duel PA: 0:09
Skedar AGENT: 1:12
Skedar SA: 1:29
Investigation SA: 2:15

-Karl
#2805
Archived General Chat / Interesting morning
August 22, 2002, 07:48:00 AM
I don't think spiders suck, therefore your use of the word sucker was inapropriate.

And spiders rule, I already have an arranged marriage with one. It will be carried out on 3rd august 2005 if anyone wants to come.....

And BTW....

Sydney Funnel Web>Expert's @#%$ gay girly spider

-K..
#2806
Archived General Chat / Alcohol
August 22, 2002, 07:44:00 AM
It was VERY obvious that I was lying. You actually believe that was real?

clap clap

-K..
#2807
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I FINALLY improved that GOD-AWFUL Attack Ship PA record...
August 22, 2002, 07:40:00 AM
Which side would you take? Besides me, the no.1, no.2 most other good players plus the headmaster of the elite believe that his times are lies.

Or like neo(50+ ranked) will you assume without knowing any of the facts?

-K..
#2808
Archived Goldeneye / The 1:20 mark has fallen....
August 22, 2002, 03:58:00 AM
Wouter, I said you wouldn't get 23, not 25.

-K..
#2809
Archived General Chat / Alcohol
August 22, 2002, 03:55:00 AM
Only 15? In australia the legal age for drinking is 15, so in australia you would be getting pissed on a regular basis.

-K..
#2810
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I FINALLY improved that GOD-AWFUL Attack Ship PA record...
August 22, 2002, 01:54:00 AM
I will strip naked and try to have sex with your mother.

-K..
#2811
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Post new WR times savers here....
August 22, 2002, 01:53:00 AM
2s? That's rediculous. You have to blow up the glass, lose 2 seconds right there waiting for the explosion to clear. Then you hit button, then you have to open the other and get the pack, easily 5 seconds.

And he doesn't follow exactly the same line, or at least he doesn't for me. So you must be gay if he enters the medipak room.

-K..
#2812
Archived General Chat / Interesting morning
August 21, 2002, 08:49:00 AM
I would.....look at it......until it died......

-K..
#2813
Archived General Chat / Downloads (AKA pointless topic)
August 21, 2002, 08:43:00 AM
How good was it? I'm thinking of getting a DDD movie.

-K..
#2814
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Post new WR times savers here....
August 21, 2002, 08:29:00 AM
Greg I think your reasoning is wrong. You lose about 5 seconds getting the medipak, and that really would not effect jon.

-K..
#2815
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I FINALLY improved that GOD-AWFUL Attack Ship PA record...
August 21, 2002, 03:54:00 AM
They are not real.

-K..
#2816
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I FINALLY improved that GOD-AWFUL Attack Ship PA record...
August 21, 2002, 01:50:00 AM
Shade's times aren't real, I thought everyone knew that by now.

-K..
#2817
Archived Goldeneye / The 1:20 mark has fallen....
August 20, 2002, 06:04:00 PM
It doesn't give you the right to be a fag just because you suck too much and you love to suck the @#%$....

-K..
#2818
Archived Goldeneye / The 1:20 mark has fallen....
August 20, 2002, 05:26:00 PM
Pdplum is an idiot. WTF, why did he get unbanned in the first place.

What a loser.

-K..
#2819
Archived Goldeneye / The 1:20 mark has fallen....
August 20, 2002, 08:45:00 AM
And what a great post it was.

-K..
#2820
Archived Goldeneye / The 1:20 mark has fallen....
August 20, 2002, 08:25:00 AM
I just got 24 bunker 1 sa...

So yeah, sorry adam http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  But it had to be done.

I also got 1:20 dam sa, go me or something.

-K..
#2821
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WR discussion here...(stop spamming Eise...)
August 20, 2002, 02:48:00 AM
Hmm....I think ntsc might be just over a second faster on the music....

If that's the case which I think it is, derek still strafes him a second faster than me, and about 0.5 secs faster on my best runs.

-K..
#2822
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WR discussion here...(stop spamming Eise...)
August 20, 2002, 01:46:00 AM
If I didn't suck at strafing val, I would be able to fail 2:25's easily. That is if I could strafe val as well as derek.

And I wouldn't need boosts!

-K..
#2823
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WR discussion here...(stop spamming Eise...)
August 19, 2002, 11:57:00 PM
Hmm.....Derek........if you wait out both scenes then you are about 2 seconds faster than me up to the statue on a run that would give me 2:27 even on a low 34 return.

Tell me again if on that short 2:26 speed vid is on a run where you waited both scenes because that would make 2:25 pathetically easy for me to get if I had a run that fast, with no boosts. In fact I could probably get back boosted at trev and still get 2:25.

I always lose about 1.5 on you because I can't strafe val for sh!t but I can still pump out 2:26's.

2:25 is easily possible.

-K..
#2824
Archived General Chat / Aussie Handball - Check it out!
August 19, 2002, 06:31:00 AM
It's a deal, next weekend, I will get greg to bring his vid cam over to moores house. Chump will come, and we can show table tennis and handball skills.

-K..
#2825
Archived General Chat / It seems like you ARE interested.....
August 19, 2002, 06:29:00 AM
What is love? Please do tell me.

There is always a reason for wanting to be with someone or enjoying the time you spend with people. It has nothing to do with love. At least until someone tells me what love is, and why they love someone, or why people love each other. I believe that love is a different way of stating why people want to be/spend time with each other.

Love is a different way of stating feelings, and isn't something on it's own. Unless someone wants to show me otherwise?

-K..
#2826
Archived Goldeneye / Ill.cross of death
August 19, 2002, 04:34:00 AM
Supernova = gay

Meanwhile, I invented the liquid paper dot so suck it right down.

-K..
#2827
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / The Real me
August 19, 2002, 12:17:00 AM
Having proof and showing proof is 2 different things you @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ of @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$, @#%$ @#%$ @#%$....

-K..
#2828
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Not so 2:43...
August 19, 2002, 12:07:00 AM
There were heaps of things I thought made this look fake. I said most of this to greg lavery but apparently he was gay and didn't read it.

The accuracy in the vid was pin-point. In some cases he turned 90 degrees to kill a guard perfectly and continued strafing forward seemingly losing no time. You nailed every guard perfectly.

Also the first panels. You activate all 4 and manage to get back to the door just as it closes. This is not possible at all without slo mo. And you wouldn't activate all 4 unless you knew that the first 2 weren't the correct ones which you can't know because the 2nd comp doesn't make the sound imediately. And you wouldn't activate all of them anyway, you would just activate the first 2 and hope.

Also other general things. The run was slow. Doors shut on you, and you killed lots of guards. You wouldn't have been able to make the bot, even on the slowest bot possible. Also you killed the guard in front of the locked door, and still got 2:43 which is not possible. Well maybe it is but not by someone who does not possess such a skill.

Plus the vid changed speeds which is just weird. You will find that with crappy captures, if there is slo down, it will appear to have a low framerate, it won't slow down like that. You will also find that it will in the end capture in real time. If the run is 2:43, it should be 2:43 long, even if some parts are slow as other parts will go faster and make up for it. The VCR is still running perfectly.....

-K..

#2829
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WR discussion here...(stop spamming Eise...)
August 18, 2002, 11:54:00 PM
Derek, on your 2:26 speed vid, when do you cut the opening scene? I wait out the entire scene and get to the statue on the bold high note on a really good run for me.

I get 2:27 pretty much every run, and every run is really @#%$. On the runs where I do well I get 2:26 fails. I probably lose about 1 second on val compared to your strafing, and I don't leave him very well at all.

I can actually see 2:25 being well in reach if I can perfect a few things and get a really good return.

-K..
#2830
Archived General Chat / Aussie Handball - Check it out!
August 18, 2002, 08:11:00 PM
Handball looks crap because matt and his brother played it so shittastically.

-K..
#2831
Archived General Chat / It seems like you ARE interested.....
August 18, 2002, 08:09:00 PM
The only difference between humans and animals is that humans have a conscience and they are smarter.....

Hmmm....

But really, they aren't more special. Humans are only more important to humans. We are still animals, just smarter ones.

Humans invented love. If there was not a dictionary meaning of the word love, to humans it wouldn't exist. WTF is love anyway, you can say it's anything. And when you say you love someone, what is it that you are doing that can be described as loving?

There are a few reasons why people want to be together.

1. They find each other physically attractive and hope to screw each other all night long every night for as long as they live.
2. The other person has a lot of money.
3. They like spending time with eachother because of their personalities.

Love isn't in there. Love isn't anything, it doesn't exist! It's just something you say to someone instead of saying "I like you because I find you physically attractive and hope we can screw each other every night for as long as we live". Love also sounds more intimite

And feeling attracted to one person or liking their personality is only brought on by chemical reactions in your body. Every feeling you have is chemical reactions, and a hint of hormones.

What am I trying to say? Well, you say sex is love, and should be way more important. But, what is love? Do you even know what it is? Can you tell me what it is? I assure you love is a different way of saying those 3 reasons above. And the word love was created by humans.

-K..
#2832
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WR discussion here...(stop spamming Eise...)
August 18, 2002, 07:51:00 PM
yeah I'm back to ge for a bit, these are some things I hope to achieve....

2:26's statue.
1:04 surface 1 agent
24 bunker 1 sa
1:52's surface 1 sa and ooa
dam sa 1:20
dam ooa 2:03
facility agent 48
58's on facility
1:58's streets

That should keep me occupied for a while. I might also try for 56's on archives.

-K..
#2833
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I FINALLY improved that GOD-AWFUL Attack Ship PA record...
August 18, 2002, 07:41:00 PM
The AS PA record does suck.

-K..
#2834
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Not so 2:43...
August 18, 2002, 07:40:00 PM
I said to a few people on AIM that I thought you cheated. I thought you either used slo mo and sped the vid up or you used a gameshark.

Some things in the vid are just not possible without slo mo.

-K..
#2835
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / The Real me
August 18, 2002, 01:27:00 AM
You're an idiot. You SAID you got 45 and 58 on g5 and pelagic. After you said you wouldn't lie anymore after the chicago time.

You're pathetic, you don't deserve to be on this board.

You insult other respected players because you suck too much and you lied. You expect people to like you even though you are a complete dip sh!t and have said you're the best and called other players jealous even though they are at least 100 times better than you.

I don't know why you weren't banned the first day you posted that stupid chicago topic. You're a loser, go piss off to some other board like you said you would. Or did you already do that but everyone there told you to fuc.k off too?

-K..
#2836
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WR discussion here...(stop spamming Eise...)
August 17, 2002, 05:42:00 AM
1.2 obviously, what kind of gay question is that?

Meanwhile I have finished sending the vid to randy. Just get file on him and the vid is in the very first folder along with the other gay 1:54 I got yesterday. Nice music too.

-K..
#2837
Archived General Chat / RIP Dave Williams 1972-2002
August 17, 2002, 05:10:00 AM
How the hell did you get to meet him and talk for hours backstage? You are fairly lucky indeed.

And drowning pool does/did indeed own.

-K..
#2838
Archived General Chat / Aussie Handball - Check it out!
August 17, 2002, 05:07:00 AM
You and your brother are extremely unco, that is the gayest game of handball I have ever seen. Me and my friends would whoop your arses so harshly. You should be killed for playing it like that.

I shun thee, maybe I will make a vid of me and a friend playing, we totally dominate your arses like never before.

Holy @#%$.

-K..
#2839
Archived General Chat / Custom Titles
August 17, 2002, 04:53:00 AM
I hope you wouldn't actually consider creating a custom title that was racial or offensive....

-K..
#2840
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WR discussion here...(stop spamming Eise...)
August 17, 2002, 04:08:00 AM
I went over moore's house today and got 2 more 1:53's. One of them was on tape, so yeah. I've already made it if anyone wants it....

-K..
#2841
Archived Goldeneye / Yay! Good(?) grenade boosting method.
August 16, 2002, 08:39:00 AM
If someone asks I could make a vid of how I boost myself 7 times with the grenade launcher plus 2 guard boosts and get 1:52.....

-K..
#2842
Archived Goldeneye / Bosshardt has been validated
August 16, 2002, 08:37:00 AM
Hmmm.....do you have any idea of how much I could own with the dot? I could easily get 51 on bunker 2 sa, along with 24 on bunker 1 sa, and @#%$ loads more. This is quite sweet, I do believe I could also get like 1:34 on surface 2 OOA.

Yeah....but like it won't be at least a month till I play ge again.

-K..
#2843
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WR discussion here...(stop spamming Eise...)
August 16, 2002, 01:54:00 AM
If anyone gets 1:53's, I'm gonna get 1:52's.

-K..
#2844
Archived General Chat / It seems like you ARE interested.....
August 15, 2002, 05:34:00 PM
Sex is love? That's pathetic. Yeah, I guess sheep have sex because they love each other.

-K..
#2845
Archived General Chat / 2000th post!
August 15, 2002, 08:24:00 AM
I have twice the amount of posts as you do.

-K..
#2846
Archived General Chat / It seems like you ARE interested.....
August 14, 2002, 07:16:00 AM
What about back in the days when marriage hadn't been created yet, and even further back when god hadn't been invented yet? Marriage hadn't existed, so......

Marriage is something created by men to give women a sign of there willingness to comitment. WTF is marriage anyways? It does nothing to alter the feelings of 2 people, all it is a piece of paper saying that the bride went down the isle and everyone said I do.

Why is the night after marriage different to the morning before marriage? Why is it not ok to have sex and then ok to have sex in the span of 12 hours. It just doesn't make sense!

FFS animals have been having sex for millions of years, now humans do it and suddenly it's wrong. OMG they created this marriage thing and said it was wrong to have sex beforehand just so every chick didn't become a town slut. Then over time people started saying it's wrong in the eyes of god and all kinds of stuff like that.

Sex feels good, why not do it. It doesn't matter who you do it with (unless of course you are in a relationship and the other person would get pissed off if you slept around with 10 other people) or how long you've known the person. But whatever though to the people who care so much. If you don't want to have sex it's your loss, it's your natural urge that you are restraining. And of course god says it's wrong so don't do it even if it would make both people happy and would have pretty much no negative effect on the world at all. It's a sin god damnit, hmm that would be ironic now wouldn't it.

-K..
#2847
Archived General Chat / Guitar...
August 10, 2002, 11:07:00 PM
I have some fairly good news. Tonight I am getting my brother-in-law's guitar and guitar amp along with about 3 pedals so I will be able to record me playing!

Should be sweet, I have some really good things I want to record....

-K..
#2848
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / NTSC'ers that used PAL....
August 10, 2002, 09:04:00 PM
Was it possible to use NTSC cables on the PAL system?

-K..
#2849
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Multiplayer videos?
August 10, 2002, 07:08:00 AM
No where. Winning against 8 darksims is impossible.

-K..
#2850
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / NTSC'ers that used PAL....
August 10, 2002, 05:07:00 AM
Please answer some of these questions.....

Did you use a PAL system or just the pal cart in an ntsc system.

If you used a pal system was it possible for you to use an ntsc expansion pak on it?

Why couldn't you use pal on a normal tv?

Please give me some help in getting hold of an ntsc cart and actually being able to use it.

Please......

-K..
#2851
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I'm a nice guy.
August 09, 2002, 11:03:00 PM
I was....posting as oh jimmity (aka greg whatmore. He lives like 2 mins from me). Hence the -K.. at the end of my post...

And yeah, I will look on ebay for an ntsc 64.... or something.

-K..
#2852
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Matt Cook....
August 08, 2002, 09:57:00 PM
Give me another progress report matt. Fuc.k I want it so fuc.king bad!!!!!!! Even if you don't get it to work still send it to me as soon as you can.

BTW, I WILL send it back.....in time....

-K..
#2853
Archived Goldeneye / This just from the Twin Galaxies GE Refferee...
August 08, 2002, 09:44:00 PM
If I can't have all of my records listed I don't want any of my records listed....

-K..
#2854
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Matt Cook....
August 05, 2002, 07:39:00 AM
When do you think you could send it up my way?

-K..
#2855
Archived Goldeneye / something funny in the lost topics
August 04, 2002, 06:51:00 PM
Someone who everyone hates is trying to defend someone else, who everyone also hates.

If you want to make lame topics go make a new board, cause no one here cares. WTF is the point of posting a topic here that everyone won't read? All it does it make people dislike you, and even more so when you say you don't care and people should post whatever they feel like posting.

In conclusion, nobody likes pdplum or red bull.

-K..
#2856
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Matt Cook....
August 04, 2002, 05:31:00 AM
What the hell have you been doing in the past week? You haven't been online at all...

Meanwhile, have you got the convertor yet, give me some progress here please.

-K..
#2857
Archived General Chat / I need birthdays.
July 30, 2002, 04:17:00 AM
WTF? How come I wasn't on the list? I WANT TO BE ON THE LIST!

-K..
#2858
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / ***DMan: Improtant***
July 29, 2002, 04:24:00 AM
Improtant....I find that amusing.

-K..
#2859
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / King Kong aint got @#%$ on me New Time Saver
July 27, 2002, 10:12:00 AM
I plan to get 1:40 on skedar pa next month.

-K..
#2860
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WR discussion here...(stop spamming Eise...)
July 26, 2002, 10:43:00 PM
He used the old strat, only using one guard and luring him through the mainframe...

A lot faster, and he went with b/a.

-K..
#2861
Archived Goldeneye / This just from the Twin Galaxies GE Refferee...
July 26, 2002, 12:38:00 PM
No you wouldn't. And you wouldn't know, because you don't have those wr's.

-K..
#2862
Archived Goldeneye / This just from the Twin Galaxies GE Refferee...
July 26, 2002, 02:13:00 AM
Yes and all of these opinions coming from people who have no wr's. Clap, clap.

-K..
#2863
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / -July 20[*POM*]02 July-
July 25, 2002, 07:19:00 AM
To greg K...

If you want to go on about wr achievements, I will list mine...

First I UNTIED villa pa.
Then I tied defection agent.
Then I tied war agent.
Then I UNTIED crash site sa, which was 8th or something on the longest wr chart.
Then I tied crash site agent.
Then I tied pelagic 2 agent.
Then I tied pelagic 2 sa.
Then I tied crash site pa, which was the longest standing untied wr.

And before the month's end I should have 43 on g5 agent, and good times on sa and pa which will gain me around another 70 points.

-K..
#2864
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / -July 20[*POM*]02 July-
July 24, 2002, 05:38:00 PM
Also, 4 wr's to me? *cough8cough*

Defection a
Villa pa
Crash site a, sa, pa
War a
pelagic 2 a, sa

-K..
#2865
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / -July 20[*POM*]02 July-
July 24, 2002, 05:35:00 PM
Randy's times are spanned out over at least 5 months. Whoarding should eliminate any chances of winning pom.

-K..
#2866
Archived Goldeneye / caverns 00 agent : i ve forgooten everything please help!
July 24, 2002, 06:45:00 AM
72 is easily achievable if you have the settings right.

But like yeah, on expert some of the teams are harder, and sometimes I find it hard to even get 10-0. But usually the score is around 15-0 on expert settings.

-K..
#2867
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / AF1 PA
July 24, 2002, 05:51:00 AM
For fuc.ks sake. Stop making such damn stupid and useless topics, post in another topic or something, just don't make a new fuc.king topic everytime you have a thought.

I think that the minds of a hundred elite players over 2 years would have come together to notice that strat being faster if it actually was. You haven't even tried it out yourself so you have no clue.

Why don't you try things before making stupid useless topics like this. Once again you have wasted 5 mins of my life that I will never get back.

-K..
#2868
Archived Goldeneye / caverns 00 agent : i ve forgooten everything please help!
July 24, 2002, 02:31:00 AM
I'm pretty sure i've scored from about 60 meters. That is, running down the sideline and pressing B the instant you get over the center line.

I own at that game.

-K..
#2869
Archived Goldeneye / Bad trev, anyone?
July 23, 2002, 06:49:00 AM
The records aren't lowered because I have really played it yet.

-K..
#2870
Archived Goldeneye / caverns 00 agent : i ve forgooten everything please help!
July 21, 2002, 11:15:00 PM
My guess is 12.

-K..
#2871
Archived General Chat / A tiny little piece of genius
July 21, 2002, 08:43:00 AM
entries.the5k.org/828/index.html#

There is the site for duck hunt.

I got *cough730cough*....

I won't play again until I find a program that allows me to tape it. Anyone got any ideas?

-K..
#2872
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Post new WR times savers here....
July 20, 2002, 08:41:00 PM
I changed the title and stuff to make it more clear, I am not looking for massive strats or anything, just things that will shave time off WR's.

BTW, please everyone stop using my skill level as a way to get at me, because really it does the opposite. I don't even know why people mention it really, as me behaviour has nothing to do with how good I am.

-K..
#2873
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Post new WR times savers here....
July 20, 2002, 08:53:00 AM
I just figured a couple of things out with attack ship at the end, I still need to have a look at some things, but I'm pretty sure it is completely random. Completely random that is, without any new tricks and stuff. Of course, there is only one element that is random and that is the opening of the door of the the skedar on the right.

I will work on it a bit tomorrow.

-K..
#2874
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Post new WR times savers here....
July 20, 2002, 07:35:00 AM
Iggy, if you are going to be gay, be gone from this topic.

-K..
#2875
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Attack Ship A - Time losing Sacrifices? (help)
July 20, 2002, 05:27:00 AM
You need to kill at least 8 skedar in the first hanger, but if you were to do it exactly the same every time, he would warp everytime.

Also see in the 2nd lift how I am running into the corner, don't know if it helps but it might.

Btw, you arse, I need to chat to you, or you need to give me your fuc.king address, because currently I don't have it and I could have sent the money on wed but you were never on aim or anything.

-K..
#2876
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Post new WR times savers here....
July 20, 2002, 05:23:00 AM
All I see in the other topic is people writing walkthroughs for 2 year old strats, maybe in this topic people could actually post new strats rather than old ones....

Yeah so I found a slightly different strat for crash site pa which I will use to get 1:56 or something. Of course, I'm not going to actually tell you it because I'm gay, and I won't you to figure it out. So like, after you come back from elvis's ship, go a different way to the jammer, it's about 4 seconds faster and stuff.

Yeah and like I might keep trying that pelagic 2 sa strat I made, rather than just settle for a crap 1:55 with the old strat.

I also might play pelagic 2 agent and beat 53, but only if I find a more consistent method of getting objective 2 complete.

Gotta play some attack ship now and find a way to get good skedar....

-K..
#2877
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Post new WR times savers here....
July 20, 2002, 05:23:00 AM
All I see in the other topic is people writing walkthroughs for 2 year old strats, maybe in this topic people could actually post new strats rather than old ones....

Yeah so I found a slightly different strat for crash site pa which I will use to get 1:56 or something. Of course, I'm not going to actually tell you it because I'm gay, and I won't you to figure it out. So like, after you come back from elvis's ship, go a different way to the jammer, it's about 4 seconds faster and stuff.

Yeah and like I might keep trying that pelagic 2 sa strat I made, rather than just settle for a crap 1:55 with the old strat.

I also might play pelagic 2 agent and beat 53, but only if I find a more consistent method of getting objective 2 complete.

Gotta play some attack ship now and find a way to get good skedar....

-K..
#2878
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Attack Ship A - Time losing Sacrifices? (help)
July 20, 2002, 03:36:00 AM
I'd say that nobody except me and ben really know all that much about attack ship, so if you want help/advice talk to us.

Elvis warps into the 2nd elevator so nothing you do in the hanger affects anything(unless you use my most awesome strat). 2 secs to waste...If you don't use my warping technique, then once you have killed the 2 skedar after the 2nd lift, turn around and close/open the door you just went through. You don't have to wait till it's fully closed, just tab B. It takes a second to do and also makes elvis go faster. I played a bit today and got him to complete the objective on my first and second tries, then not on my 3rd try, but I only tried 3 times http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

So yeah, but warp him or something cause that totally owns. And go left, because going right is gay, very gay. Going left means that he won't go wondering off into the dark blue area of the level.

-K..
#2879
Archived Goldeneye / Something to try on Surface 2 A and SA
July 19, 2002, 07:23:00 PM
I was trying that before you were born. The first one damages the comps, the 2nd one destroys them.

-K..
#2880
Archived Goldeneye / 37
July 19, 2002, 06:18:00 PM
Actually my frigate sa was quite the untied when I got it.

-K..
#2881
Archived Goldeneye / 37
July 19, 2002, 02:30:00 AM
Oh yeah, I also got 1:47 on aztec agent when moore was over. What a gay run, though I did do it without body armour somehow even though I had like 1 bar in the last room.

None of these times are insane or anything because I really only worked for about a week on them.

-K..
#2882
Archived Goldeneye / 37
July 19, 2002, 01:54:00 AM
Meh, I was originally going to whoard until I got to number 1 but everyone turned gay or something. Just to be fair I'll release some times I got a couple of months ago....

Depot OOA: 0:53
Bunker 2 SA: 0:53
Archives OOA: 0:57
Frigate SA: 1:10
Bunker 2 A: 0:25
Egypt OOA: 0:50 (stopped trying cause of pd)
Control A: 4:09(also stopped trying cause of pd)

-K..
#2883
Archived Goldeneye / Derek and co.
July 18, 2002, 09:24:00 PM
Yeah I understand that it was a mistake. I can't be mad at anyone for that. It's all ok now.

-K..
#2884
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / 43
July 18, 2002, 06:50:00 AM
Only 8 seconds off the elite? That is pathetic, especially since you have been whoarding for a year and acted as if your times were totally unbelievable.

This is worst over-hype I have ever seen. I mean the only time there that is insane is chicago agent. There rest are mostly pr's and a few more records that shave off 1 or 2 secs here and there.

This really isn't that great for the amount of hype you have put on it, and the amount of time you have whoarded for.

Whatever, at least the gayness that is your whoarding has come to an end, even if in such an unsatisfactory manner. I was expecting no less than 5 great and insane records. All I got was chicago agent....a 15 second level.....

Great work.

-K..
#2885
Archived Goldeneye / Derek and co.
July 17, 2002, 07:41:00 PM
I sent derek a vid and told him I didn't want the general public or anyone else for that matter seeing it at the present time. He sent/gave it to you, and you publicly display it on aim, along with the other confidential vid I gave you people.

If I send a vid to one person in that little circle everyone seems to have it the next day, even after asking whoever I sent it to not to send to anyone.

I should be able to have control over my vids, and I obviously cannot have that when it is in your possession.

-K..
#2886
Perfect Dark / Post New PRs Here!
July 17, 2002, 08:32:00 AM
That is the lamest thing I have ever seen, it doesn't take a genious to figure out how to hold a friggin controller.

Meanwhile I got 39 defection sa, 2:04 crash site pa...

Also a really gay 1:56 skedar pa, that will hopefully drop to 1:46 tomorrow.

-K..
#2887
Archived Goldeneye / Oh, man this is unbelivible
July 17, 2002, 08:17:00 AM
Megagamer, you suck, and 1:43 on frigate ooa sucks, you should be killed, and everyone you know should be drawn and quartered.

A fair amount of people have been playing this game since before you were even born, don't you dare come here with your 9th post and crap times and act like you know more than us. We know probably about 1000% of what you know, and you think you could know something we don't? Then once we say you are wrong, you do a really, really big awesome tird in your pants and start crying, then acting like we are bashing you cause you suck or something. In fact he wasn't even bashing, that doesn't come close to bashing.

Meanwhile everyone else is posting why you are wrong and all you can say to that is "um whatever", as if that rebuts their point or something. And you call a top 10 player a moron because he knows more than you, and/or a too moronic yourself to realise that a. he didn't show any agression in his post towards you or even hinted he didn't like you, therefore your actions were pathetic, and b. of course he knows that if dr doak is in another part of you can't get a good time, to even mention that is just lame, like it's news or something, you don't need to take everything you hear and put it under the microscope to find an example in which it doesn't work.

We mentioned nothing about our times being better than yours thus making us a better person or anything like that, you just made it up. Signs of jealousy there. Also saying we are cocky, n00b bashes, or anything in that matter would come completely from a complex inside your head. If you don't feel comfortable with such better players don't hang around here.

-K..
#2888
Archived Goldeneye / Derek and co.
July 17, 2002, 03:01:00 AM
I wasn't being serious you arse, and that was pd.

BTW, only derek and co. would know what I mean.

-K..
#2889
Archived Goldeneye / Derek and co.
July 17, 2002, 02:35:00 AM
It's all good.

-K..
#2890
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Fal's pathetic post and the whole Plum = Sexysim issue....
July 17, 2002, 02:14:00 AM
Yeah that is totally true. I mean, 6 months ago people were like ok, he is just kidding around and everyone is happy.

Then fuc.king n00bs come along and take everything serious, what losers, they wreck the board with all their seriousness and stuff. They should go back to seriousville or something, and go play some seriousball.

-K..
#2891
Archived Goldeneye / Oh, man this is unbelivible
July 16, 2002, 08:49:00 AM
Pfft, jungle dominates. It is nowhere near as gay as the other levels. Not by a long shot.

-K..
#2892
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / The Official Kingpin vote (*mods especially read*)
July 16, 2002, 04:18:00 AM
As an official mod I say let him back to that place that he was in originally, that place being the elite or further more not the unelite as apposed to the place I previously mention.

So, with his times removed he is not IN the elite, but still one with the elite, furthermore not unwith as apposed to the with previously mention, still according to paragraph 456 line 6 of the how to be gay manual he shall be let back in if everyone except gay people says he should.

In all order there is chaos and such, going back to my most awesome theory of time, that being that time does not exist, furthermore it does not unexist and it never was nor will be a thing to be un'd, if you know what I mean. Furthermore it cannot 'not' exist as even mentioning it states that it exist in the first place. By calling it time I am making it a thing apposed to not existing. However, if I am simply calling it time as an example to stupid people you could make an exception.

-K..
#2893
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / You help me, I'll help you....
July 14, 2002, 09:26:00 PM
Actually, that's an entirely different scenario. It has nothing to do with video proof exactly, it has to do with proving his time in general and he hadn't shown anything for a while.

And all I would have to do is show moore or genisics the vid and I am proven without actually putting the vid online.

Suck it right down or something.

-K..
#2894
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / You help me, I'll help you....
July 14, 2002, 08:55:00 AM
Actually I wouldn't need a vid as I am trustworthy enough for people to believe me when I say I have a new time without video proof.

-K..
#2895
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / New pelagic 2 sa strat and stuff.....
July 14, 2002, 08:44:00 AM
Well I fiddled around with the strat and found a better way of doings thing. I won't tell you the exact strat yet because I am still working on it, but it is at least 5 seconds faster, and can be up to 10 seconds faster than the current strat.

If you want to try and work it out just use common sense and stuff. Would you rather run there and back, or just there? Guards are annoying but they sure can open doors if you give them the chance.

Yeah, tomorrow I have all day free so I should very hopefully be able to get a time around 1:50 unless my luck is extremely gay.

-K..
#2896
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / New pelagic 2 sa strat and stuff.....
July 14, 2002, 08:44:00 AM
Well I fiddled around with the strat and found a better way of doings thing. I won't tell you the exact strat yet because I am still working on it, but it is at least 5 seconds faster, and can be up to 10 seconds faster than the current strat.

If you want to try and work it out just use common sense and stuff. Would you rather run there and back, or just there? Guards are annoying but they sure can open doors if you give them the chance.

Yeah, tomorrow I have all day free so I should very hopefully be able to get a time around 1:50 unless my luck is extremely gay.

-K..
#2897
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Pelagic 2 Agent
July 14, 2002, 03:05:00 AM
Ok this is really starting to piss me off. I played pelagic agent yesterday for an hour and get objective 2 completed once on a failed run. I have no @#%$ clue what is going on but it is extremely gay and annoying.

Please tell me EXACTLY what you do in order to get an ok success rate. At the moment it's just pathetic.

-K..
#2898
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / You help me, I'll help you....
July 12, 2002, 08:23:00 PM
Greg, you obviously don't know the entire strat, with the normal gay arse hole strat 50 is probably the limit yes. But with my ultimate legend strat, 47 is the limit.

-K..
#2899
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Pelagic 2 Agent
July 12, 2002, 08:07:00 PM
I got 53 with a 29 skip, how would you feel.

-K..
#2900
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Sweepstake
July 12, 2002, 08:10:00 AM
You're an idiot.

-K..
#2901
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Possible Very Tiny Timesaver -- Air Base
July 12, 2002, 07:19:00 AM
NO WAY! We always thought is was physically impossible to open the door without the drug spy!

I'm gonna go try this right now!

-K..
#2902
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / phil crying, iggy is gay, everyone repeating themselves.
July 12, 2002, 06:36:00 AM
This iggy guy should be banned from the boards.

-K..
#2903
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / You help me, I'll help you....
July 11, 2002, 09:45:00 PM
Greg, I said 45/46 is the theoretical limit. 47 is probably human limit.

And clap clap to randy. That is my strat alright. As soon as I start the level I throw the laptop gun then I finish the level instantly. No need for me to write a walkthrough now, randy summed up the entire strat in 2 sentences.

And I do see a reason for whoarding strats, because you mass whoarders are gay, and it's my turn. For the next 3 months I won't give out any strats I make, or vids, just to piss you off.

-K..
#2904
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / phil crying, iggy is gay, everyone repeating themselves.
July 11, 2002, 09:38:00 PM
Don't worry, in 3 months I will no.1 and everyone can eat my tird.

It IS a fact, that everyone who uses 2 systems has an advantage over anyone else, no matter what they say.

The rankings doesn't depict who is the better player,it only says who has the best times. So it's pretty fuc.king useless trying to prove you are better by getting ahead of someone in the rankings. Phil is going on about how he is the better player, that IS pathetic. No one should ever seriously think that they are the best player (except me cause I am).

What? Yeah that's about right, all things mean @#%$ aka that thing over there.

Phil is angry at people who use 2 systems to get ahead of him, but he shouldn't take it to the heart or hate the person because of it. Sure they have an advantage over him, but it's not entirely out of his reach himself, and they are just trying to get the best times they can. Ben, randy and greg and whoever else uses 2 systems however should be more understanding. Some NTSC people are screwed up still saying that pal has the overal advantage, whatever. Let me just say that the points system is the way to rank people up, not time.

@#%$ how can I get my point across.........Phil needs to stop crying and either stay ahead of randy like he could 'easily' do because he is by far the better player, or he could deal with it, and get on with everyone as he is taking this emotionally when it should never go that deep.

Get along, don't be retards. The people like ben, randy and such aren't making the situation any better by argueing back.

-K..
#2905
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
July 11, 2002, 06:29:00 AM
Pelagic 2 agent: 0:53

-Karl
#2906
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / You help me, I'll help you....
July 11, 2002, 06:25:00 AM
Well, I got 53, and I will accept that for now. I will see what the record is after the whoard. Either way, I will get 51 either this month or the next.

Well no one told me a good way to get the 2nd last door open so I won't right the 49 TT strat for now, at least not until I get 51.

BTW, on my 53 run I was THREE seconds slower when pausing to skip joanna's speech than my pb. Also the run was sloppy in some parts that could be improved with just some good strafing.

Using calculations and such, I am seeing 47 being possible on a perfect humanly possible run. The theoretic limit I have with the current strat would be around 45/46. If you want to say the max is 51 go away because you obviously know stuff all compared to me.

-K..
#2907
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Fal's pathetic post and the whole Plum = Sexysim issue....
July 11, 2002, 02:50:00 AM
Cocky means you think more of yourself then you actually are....So what does that have to do with me believing you are the same person? Yes, there really must be a connection there. Fal DOESN'T know what it means because he said he was being cocky even though he wasn't, he must think cocky means being gay or something.

And plum you are saying pathetic things, such as the fact that you told yourself that the tide of power will vote her off and stuff like that. That is very loserish, trying to make people feel sorry for you, and it is so obviously it's not funny.

Fal's bashing of australia is inexcusable, I hope he realises how gay it was and is not just posting an apology so the rest of australia stops bashing him.

Plum, stop being pathetic and start trying to prove your sister-in-law's existence. Crying like a baby won't help, nor will trying to hurt my feelings. Saying that I am gay or something won't change anyone's opinion, and who does it effect more? I don't care what ANYONE says about me no matter how serious they are, even as I write this message I find it amusing that I am bashing you in such a manner.

BTW plum, you DID call lisa your niece, yourself, coming out of your own fingers. I doubt niece is a typo of sister-in-law, unless you are the gayest typer in existence, and even then it's not going to happen.

-K..
#2908
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / You help me, I'll help you....
July 11, 2002, 02:03:00 AM
Paragon, either you are doing some things slightly different, or you have not played for so long that you forget how fast 1:10 is. Needless to say 1:07 isn't humanly possible without a strat change.

-K..
#2909
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / You help me, I'll help you....
July 10, 2002, 10:48:00 PM
Well, realistically is doesn't matter what you say Dman. I can see myself getting 51, all I need is a smooth run. But on an excellend run I could get 49.

I probably use a different strat to you, or you just suck http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#2910
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / phil crying, iggy is gay, everyone repeating themselves.
July 10, 2002, 07:52:00 PM
That's true, you abuse your powers too much. You whoard fora year then conveniently ban whoarding when you stop it.

Same with the 2 systems thing, you ban it until greg or randy or ben needed to use both, then you say it's alright.

Stop changing rules just because you suits you better.

-K..
#2911
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / You help me, I'll help you....
July 10, 2002, 08:12:00 AM
I am playing pelagic 2 agent right now in search for 50/51. However, I can NEVER get the 2nd last door open.

If someone can find a way of me getting it open consistently I will give them a cookie and I will write a strat with a TT of 49.....

-K..
#2912
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Fal's pathetic post and the whole Plum = Sexysim issue....
July 10, 2002, 07:53:00 AM
I'm starting to think fal doesn't even know the meaning of the word cocky...He is going on about me being cocky, and it just doesn't make sense.

-K..
#2913
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Fal's pathetic post and the whole Plum = Sexysim issue....
July 10, 2002, 05:55:00 AM
And YET you still hate him. I think there is a message for fal in there.

-K..
#2914
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Fal's pathetic post and the whole Plum = Sexysim issue....
July 10, 2002, 05:50:00 AM
If you insult a country, you can expect everyone in that country to hate you. People in australia don't hate you because I do, they hate you because you are being a fag towards them for no reason.

Also, we don't care what YOU think, we are just telling the world about your gayness. Obviously we hate you, and do not care what you think of us, it's just that I feel it necessary to share your patheticness to the world.

-K..
#2915
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Fal's pathetic post and the whole Plum = Sexysim issue....
July 10, 2002, 05:47:00 AM
Yeah, don't worry fal, I was indeed put in place. And you appear to be going on about australia again...Don't worry, I assure you it is hurting you more than me.

And where did you get the idea I was cocky, I never said I was good or anything on the boards, in any case I was joking.

And also, we aren't insulting you. I'm pretty sure you are doing a good job of that yourself. We are merely stating facts.

-K..
#2916
Archived Goldeneye / Dodgy emails....
July 10, 2002, 03:02:00 AM
Hehe, plum has had 12 from me.

Overall I have had about 30 at least from different people in the elite. It is gay.

-K..
#2917
Archived Goldeneye / New Frigate 00A Strat
July 10, 2002, 02:59:00 AM
I'll play........

-K..
#2918
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Fal's pathetic post and the whole Plum = Sexysim issue....
July 10, 2002, 02:33:00 AM
Ok, a lot of people believe that sexysim is pdplum. Why you ask? Well obviously there is a reason. No one would accuse 2 people as being the same for no reason(seriously, I would never do such a thing. I know you don't believe me, but I only be stupid when prompted, never for no reason). So I'll just go through all the facts and stuff.

Frog made the initial accusation of them both being the same person. I was thinking that it may be the case before I read that post but frog's comments made me go forward with a post stating my derranged opinion...

In my entire pd/ge gaming career, I do believe I have only encountered 1 female pd player(for times) and that is pika. Needless to say, she has 100 points in total and I doubt she ever played seriously and I don't think she played long at all before never playing again. BE REALISTIC. No chicks play pd for time seriously. No chick ever has or ever will. It's just not them. When a chick like this who just HAPPENS to be plum's sister in law, who apparently is into guys cause she was mad at him for not supplying a younger brother in law. But seriously, would a real normal perfect dark chick want to have sex with her brother in law? Either she is @#%$ up in the head or plum didn't think much when making her post. Back on the female subject, no female will take pd seriously. So get real everyone, it ain't happening.

Now in frog's and my posts, we called lisa plum's niece, by accident of course. However, once we had called her a niece, everyone started to, EVEN PLUM AND LISA. Seriously, if you are someone's brother/sister-in-law, you don't mistake something like that. If they were seriously related in that way they would have been for months and months, in constant contact and you just don't get mixed up with things like that. It's like me mistaking my mum for my auntie. That just doesn't happen. Plum called lisa his niece in one post, lisa called plum her uncle in 2 posts. Then Plum DENIED that he used niece and said it was only us who brought it up. Whatever.

Another point, in one of sexysim's post, she says that she ENTERED the mirc room and saw her and her sister being bashed. HOWEVER, in fact plum said they were in the same room(in real life). And plum changed his name to sexysim on mirc and said that he had changed in sexy sim. A slight contrast there but it is still VERY important.

Also, it is plum and he has got issues. He IS CAPABLE of such gayness.

-K..
#2919
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Fal's pathetic post and the whole Plum = Sexysim issue....
July 10, 2002, 02:18:00 AM
Firstly I must say that fal2002's post was one of the worst things I have ever read. You seriously must have a complex about me fal, or maybe you are jealous?

QuoteQuote:
Right...this is getting out of hand. These boards are becoming hell for new members with such people as K.., Genesics and Renemesis treating them like dirt. Yeah we know your better then them (You know that did i hear) well then whats the point in dissing someone new, would be you like to be insulted on your first arrival to the elite...No! My point is this, new members are new members or n00bs as so much internet freaks like to call people, and these people come here to learn the strategies for fast times not to be insulted. Everyone was new at somepoint and have gradually respected people such as Paragon etc who have helped them achieve fast times.


Fal let me clear this up a bit. I NEVER bash anyone because they are a newbie, or because they suck, you idiot. I don't even know why you fuc.king brought up this whole newbie sh!t in the first place. Did you even read the entire topic? I think ANYONE who had never even played pd before would realise a much bigger issue was being discussed. Not some petty n00b bashing. And it IS always the n00bs who THINK that I am bashing them because they are a n00b! When ANYONE bashes a n00b and/or brings up good points to explain why they are idiots, it's as if every n00b on the planet has to step up and accuse everyone of n00b bashing.

And are you saying that as long as it's a person's first day they cannot be bashed? No matter how much they spam/lie/assume 2 people's identities at the same time in order to post ones own times because they had been previously banned/post pathetic topics that belong in gamefaqs/make instant enemies with people they have never contacted before in their life/masturbate? Think past this stupid n00b bashing theory you have running around your lame head.

QuoteQuote:
K.. thinks he's great but he isn't, yeah he is the leading player in Australia...what does that make him...Nothing! It means he plays more, learns the strategies quickly but when a new person comes along, he acts like the big tough guy from Australia....and lets face it as i have said before to Neo....Australians suck.



Easily the worse paragraph ever. What the @#%$ does my arrogance or australia have to do with the issue at hand? Yeah you are good fal, you are really good. Trying to say I am not good? Trying to say australians suck? Trying to say I think I'm better than everyone? Trying to be gay? WTF were you thinking when you wrote that? Was your only intention to be extraordinarily pathetic and homosexual? The fact that you appeared to be serious to entire time is appauling. WHAT THE FUC.K DOES AUSTRALIA HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING. Back in medievil times you would be killed in england for saying something bad about your country. Abusing an entire goes beyond pettyness, and into rediculousness. What a loser.

QuoteQuote:
I know one of your first replies will be a lameass insult back to me or towards british people, well if it is, you'll just be taking the piss outta yourself and the americans aswell. How? You ask...well its simple, you speak english but with a different accent and live in different parts of the world.


You are a disgrace to british. I am pretty sure that when you made this paragraph everyone in england felt a chill.

QuoteQuote:
Back to the PdPlum and SexySim thing, i would feel just the same as PDPlum if people were insulting my wife and neice. I thought this was a community with nice people and i can say it is but the odd group of 10 shall i say are just immature and aren't wanted at community like this.


Too bad his niece/sister-in-law doesn't exist. Even if she did exist, her and plum have handled the situation so patheticly that it's just.........well.....pathetic. You cannot blame anyone for making these accusations, which are probably true. Fal, did I mention you were a homosexual?

read the next post for plum and sexysim issues.

-K..
#2920
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Hi im new.. im lisa..
July 09, 2002, 07:30:00 AM
Sexysim, can you please do me a favour and suck me off? Oh thankyou, I am quite appreciative of this favour you are doing for me. You are so pretty.

Oh I'm sorry, just get some tissues and wipe that off.

WTF! Put that @#%$ thing away! I can't believe it! God damn how could you do this to me?!

Wow, that thing is quite large, do you use a pump or something?

10 times a day!? That is crazy! I only have to pee about 3 times, but anyways. What? You want to pee in my mouth? Ahh well, couldn't hurt.
Did you have beetruit last night?

*whistles*

-K..
#2921
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Hi im new.. im lisa..
July 09, 2002, 07:16:00 AM
Haha, thankyou, that post amused me quite the amount.

Seriously though, I was only joking, surely you don't have to leave the elite. Oh wait a minute, I just found out I wasn't joking. Ok you can leave now.

-K..
#2922
Archived Goldeneye / 39 Runway 00a vid - Matt
July 09, 2002, 02:48:00 AM
And 1:51 isn't out of MY vocabulary.

-K..
#2923
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Hi im new.. im lisa..
July 08, 2002, 11:56:00 PM
Pfft, as if they aren't the same person. Yeah hello I am lisa and I am plum's niece, I am female....and I like to play pd for times..........I am female........I am female.......and I like to play pd for times......

Yeah.........

She is entirely new, yet she knew my first name, and why the @#%$ did he/she mention my name at all? I think she said that because she is plum and he has a complex about me or something. I never did anything to this person at all, she is entirely new and I have not bashed anyone for a month. She knew my first name AND she knew I lived in Australia. Yeah that makes entire sense.

>>
Hello I am lisa and I am plum's niece, I am completely new but for some reason I just know that sim_threat is K.. and he lives in australia and he will try to bash me, I have never encountered this person but I just have this feeling that I can't explain. Also, I am female and I like to play pd for times.........I am female and I like to play pd for times.......I like to play pd for times and I am female, pdplum is my uncle and his wife his in australia that is why he plays so much. His wife is in australia that is why he plays so much, he PLAYS SO MUCH BECAUSE his WIFE IS IN AUSTRALIA. His wife is in australia so that is why he plays so much. BTW, I am FEMALE AND LIKE TO PLAY PD FOR TIMES. I LIKE TO PLAY PD FOR TIMES AND I AM FEMALE.

K.. don't say anything about pdplum's wife and the fact that she is in australia. Did I say K..? I meant sim_threat. Did I say sim_threat? I meant no one because I don't know you. Was I even talking to you? I musn't have because I've never been in contact with you. Did I say you lived in australia? I must be talking about that other guy........that lives in australia........yeah that other guy.

I am not pdplum.

-Lisa, I am female and likes to play pd for times.
<<

-K..
#2924
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WR discussion here...(stop spamming Eise...)
July 08, 2002, 04:25:00 AM
My 1:53 on aztec sa was pretty good, it could have been a few secs faster though. Not including a faster glass door opening.

-K..
#2925
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WR discussion here...(stop spamming Eise...)
July 05, 2002, 09:57:00 PM
My do you need to make a compilation tape adam? Usually you make one vid and I make that the next weekend.....

-K..
#2926
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Who wants my video? Come on!
July 05, 2002, 09:51:00 PM
Your computer is the only one the world sixteen. Update your version of media player or get a better computer. And I don't have to make wmv's, but they are the smallest file size and have good quality, with this other program I could make mpegs and stuff.

-K..
#2927
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Who wants my video? Come on!
July 05, 2002, 09:25:00 PM
Yes I will be able to do pretty much everything once I get a certain program. Anything, you name it.

-K..
#2928
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I will play...
July 05, 2002, 09:21:00 PM
Ben left the boards by basically saying that the boards are pathetic and every one on them is lame and not worthy.

Now when he comes back you all try to get first in line to kiss his arse.

Once the whoarders release their times the elite will be such a better place, and again everyone will post their pr's when they get them. Plus I will have some solid wr's to shoot at....

-K..

-K..
#2929
Archived Goldeneye / ZEEbo....I want join!!!
July 05, 2002, 12:56:00 PM
I enjoy both games, but pd is easy to get untied records so I enjoy that more at the moment.

-K..
#2930
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Who wants my video? Come on!
July 05, 2002, 11:33:00 AM
If you are going to send it to someone in america you might as well send it to me. I make the best vids undoubtedly. They have the smallest file size and have excellent quality, plus I can add some cool music if you want, any music of your choice.

As if you wouldn't send it to me.

-K..
#2931
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I hope you are happy now phil...
July 04, 2002, 02:30:00 PM
...

-K..

#2932
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I hope you are happy now phil...
July 04, 2002, 01:59:00 PM
...

-K..
#2933
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I hope you are happy now phil...
July 04, 2002, 01:45:00 PM
...

-K..
#2934
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I hope you are happy now phil...
July 04, 2002, 01:23:00 PM
Nice try phil.

-K..
#2935
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I hope you are happy now phil...
July 04, 2002, 01:19:00 PM
...

-K..
#2936
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I hope you are happy now phil...
July 04, 2002, 01:09:00 PM
Whatever, you are still a loser.

-K..
#2937
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Interesting?
July 04, 2002, 12:36:00 PM
Yeah I just got 1:33 on sa or something.

-K..
#2938
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Interesting?
July 04, 2002, 11:17:00 AM
Oh, then I guess I was REALLY @#%$ LUCKY in my 1:22 then http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  

Ah well, gotta love those blonde dudes.

-K..
#2939
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Interesting?
July 04, 2002, 11:12:00 AM
Yeah......it happened to me a few times again, on the last time it happened I got a completed 1:22 http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

I think I know what it is. I think that you did in fact kill the clone previously, but the game glitches and only realises this has happened until a while on.

So yeah, not luck, just a gay, gay glitch.

-K..

#2940
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Interesting?
July 04, 2002, 08:17:00 AM
I was playing crash site agent and I hadn't killed the clone but I was running to the end with president in hand to see what time I would get.

Anyways as I was running objective 2 completed...

It was a fast president too and I would have gotten 1:22 had I have activated the beacon.

Anyways.......what caused his belated death?

-K..
#2941
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WR discussion here...(stop spamming Eise...)
July 04, 2002, 07:25:00 AM
I was the first person to get 1:06.

-K..
#2942
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / The Official Kingpin vote (*mods especially read*)
July 04, 2002, 01:15:00 AM
Is that hunger? No, wait, it's just my immense gayness.

-K..
#2943
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / The Official Kingpin vote (*mods especially read*)
July 04, 2002, 12:40:00 AM
Yes that's right, I am gay.

-K..
#2944
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / noob help Af1 PA
July 04, 2002, 12:27:00 AM
If you want a walkthrough go to gamefaqs.

-K..
#2945
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / WTF!!! THIS IS SO @#%$ GAY!
July 03, 2002, 11:20:00 PM
Yes dman get that 53 off your page, that is rediculous to think that YOU have the RIGHT to do such a stupid and unfair thing. Everyone has to deal with rounding up, live with it.

-K..
#2946
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / The Official Kingpin vote (*mods especially read*)
July 03, 2002, 11:16:00 PM
Who is gay? I am.

-K..
#2947
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / The Official Kingpin vote (*mods especially read*)
July 03, 2002, 10:57:00 PM
Let him back him.

i.e I am gay.

-K..
#2948
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Who wants my video? Come on!
July 03, 2002, 02:13:00 PM
Send it to me, I make the best vids.

-K..
#2949
Archived Goldeneye / Aztec Strat Master has finally arrived
July 03, 2002, 03:11:00 AM
Renemesis you are an idiot and your last post proved it.

-K..
#2950
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
July 02, 2002, 01:45:00 PM
Villa pa: 1:40
Defection a: 0:06

-Karl
#2951
Archived Goldeneye / I am smart.....
July 02, 2002, 01:38:00 PM
Actually I don't even know if I will play aztec as I have pretty much completely retired from ge anyway.

I Found Your Ovum Underneath Ben's Elegant Love Instrument Even Vowing Eternal Death That Has All Those You Owe Urging A Regularly Energetic Gay Ass Yack.

-K..
#2952
Archived Goldeneye / Aztec Strat Master has finally arrived
July 02, 2002, 01:30:00 PM
The only person I will share any of my aztec strats with at the moment is matthijs. Probably because he is the only person who doesn't underestimate my skill level or goes on about my sub-title after 2 years of me having it.

-K..
#2953
Archived Goldeneye / Maybe interesting stuff here
July 02, 2002, 01:18:00 PM
WTF, when did I say anything about bryan or the initial discovery? I implied that the aztec strat was not yet mastered.

You guys are fuc.king retards.

-K..
#2954
Archived General Chat / 2 Days Remain...
July 02, 2002, 11:03:00 AM
disco has no new times, he sucks too much.

-K..
#2955
Archived Goldeneye / Maybe interesting stuff here
July 02, 2002, 06:53:00 AM
I must admit my strat is a few seconds faster than matthijs but we don't know yet. I might try some tonight just on agent and go for sub 1:40.

-K..
#2956
Archived Goldeneye / Aztec Strat Master has finally arrived
July 02, 2002, 06:51:00 AM
I have no idea why you guys kill the first guy on the left as he could help you open the glass door.

And derek you have to shoot into the right wall in front of the guards in the grove things, that will attract them.

This glitch is cake, 1:35 should be done soon hopefully.

-K..
#2957
Archived Goldeneye / Maybe interesting stuff here
July 02, 2002, 06:36:00 AM
The current aztec times are pathetically mediocre, don't call anyone a strat master yet.

-K..
#2958
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / ...
July 02, 2002, 12:20:00 AM
53 is cake. When I get ntsc I will get it cake-style or something.

-K..
#2959
Archived Goldeneye / I am smart.....
July 01, 2002, 05:38:00 PM
I will wait until the aztec pr's stop dropping and they are around the lowest anyone will get before I waste 4 hours trying to get a time that is rediculously easy to beat by a new strat 2 days later.

As if you wouldn't.

-K..
#2960
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Phils tape...
June 19, 2002, 06:56:00 PM
WHY OH WHY MUST THEY BE SO @#%$ BIG! Surely there is something you can do about that, if you want an alright movie making program that doesn't make huge files but still good quality d/l windows movie maker or use it if you already have it.

I am using for now and it is sweet though you get no options at all really.

-K..
#2961
Perfect Dark / Maxed times that will be achieved soon...(hopefully)
June 19, 2002, 06:48:00 PM
When did I say there were no new glitches or major strats involved? I said at least a minute could be taken off the elite's time without any major new strats or glitches. Read my post again. I said some things are being done at the moment.

-K..
#2962
Perfect Dark / Maxed times that will be achieved soon...(hopefully)
June 19, 2002, 08:03:00 AM
Bravo mallow, your wit amazes me.

-K..
#2963
Perfect Dark / Maxed times that will be achieved soon...(hopefully)
June 19, 2002, 04:34:00 AM
0:15 chicago agent
0:27 chicago sa
0:28 chicago pa (not entirely maxed as 27 is possible but I doubt anyone will get it...)
1:39 maian agent

Hopefully I will be getting an ntsc cart in the next few months, so I will fool around and see if these times can be achieved....

0:53 CI agent
0:50 extraction agent

Also there are some things being done at the moment so maybe these times will be achievable before the next year.....

1:00 villa agent
1:10 villa sa
1:11 infiltration agent
1:05 Air base agent
1:35 Air base secret agent
1:30 pellegic 2 sa
1:45 pellegic 2 pa

Also there are some other strats being worked out and stuff. There could be at least a minute taken off the current elite time with no new major strats or glitches.....

-K..

#2964
Archived General Chat / 2 Days Remain...
June 19, 2002, 04:22:00 AM
It's not a competition or anything. Those guys are just getting together that is all. Nothing official.

-K..
#2965
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Challenge 30 - 39 Unanswered Points
June 19, 2002, 04:15:00 AM
BTW Breckish, derek had 48 unanswered point but that isn't the record. Me and Funky Buddha achieved 55 unanswered poinst.

-K..
#2966
Archived Goldeneye / Thought I'll tell you guys about this..
June 18, 2002, 10:56:00 PM
Though I think compliments are fine, wouter is right about the best untied record statements.

You guys have no idea how good the run was, and it's mostly about luck. And who says it isn't going to be beaten soon by someone else? The time is untied a few days and it is the best already?

I'm gonna be like wouter here and say that my jungle records are the longest untied standing. And I can only think one person who has gone without the body armour and survived with a time better than people who used the body armour.

Yeah, and there is that silo record that was done by some chump...... http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

M'kay. Good time for sure, but no one knows what the run was like to suggest it's the best untied record. You just THINK it is so good because OMG it's aztec ooa.

-K..
#2967
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Phils tape...
June 18, 2002, 10:38:00 PM
I hope the vids won't be @#%$ 20 megs for one min.

But if they aren't they should be sweetness.

BTW, I will make a villa pa 1:38 vid soon.

-K..
#2968
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Challenge 30 - 39 Unanswered Points
June 18, 2002, 10:29:00 PM
Nicely done breckish. Challenge 30 does get a lot easier if you play it a lot.

-K..
#2969
Archived Goldeneye / This is how it goes when you dont have patient!
June 17, 2002, 02:49:00 AM
I do believe the magazine would be 64 magazine. And it wasn't a competition as such, more like he got some good ge times and sent them in and every month the magazine picks a player to win the POM award.

Is that right matthijs?

-K..
#2970
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / ... Karl &gt; all !!??
June 16, 2002, 07:55:00 PM
Are you asking for me pr's this month?

-K..
#2971
Archived General Chat / Nintendo 64 Games
June 16, 2002, 03:45:00 AM
I have a gold zelda cart, how good would I want to be.

-K..
#2972
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WR discussion here...(stop spamming Eise...)
June 15, 2002, 08:28:00 AM
I have had failed 1:07's and failed 1:08's on frigate sa.

-K..
#2973
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Multiplayer: Advanced Tactics
June 14, 2002, 07:20:00 AM
You have no idea phil, did you even watch my 1:11 vid?

-K..
#2974
Archived Goldeneye / Thought I'll tell you guys about this..
June 14, 2002, 01:21:00 AM
There has to be a point where we stop believing someone simply because they already have some good times.

Tim has a lot of really good times that he said he taped but none of them went online or were seen by anybody.

Something needs to be provided sooner or later. I could probably get to number 1 at this point without showing any further vids at all.

Something needs to be shown.

-K..
#2975
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Multiplayer: Advanced Tactics
June 12, 2002, 07:36:00 PM
Wait a minute, you are saying you don't play LTK only because if you hit a weapon it kills them? And I think that if the weapon was not there, the bullet would go through and hit the target anyway. And if you were to shoot a gun while it was in someone's hand, I don't think it would just leave a mark and they would still be holding.

So ltk is gay because weapon hit count as kills, but normal is good even though once you have hit an opponent you have to wait a second before another shot will register damage. Yes that is totally not gay.

And we said before that if you are versing a good opponent they will see that you are throwing something over the wall and will avoid. If you don't understand that you are seriously n00b, because you underestimate our abilities.

If you don't want to believe we are beyond your skill level, go to gamefaqs where I am sure you will be welcomed as a god.

-K..
#2976
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Multiplayer: Advanced Tactics
June 12, 2002, 07:12:00 AM
Swearing is nothing to me, just like any other word.

And I am never serious. You should ask adam and chump what I am like when I post.

-K..
#2977
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / For anyone wanting vids that have anything to do with me....
June 12, 2002, 02:03:00 AM
If a movie is 20 megs, it's will be about 7 minutes and 30 seconds. 25 megs will be about 8:00-8:30, for games over 10 minutes it will be over 30 megs.

-K..
#2978
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / For anyone wanting vids that have anything to do with me....
June 11, 2002, 05:33:00 PM
About 25 megs....

-K..
#2979
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Multiplayer: Advanced Tactics
June 11, 2002, 05:31:00 PM
GE master was trying to say he was better than me when he obviously isn't.

Ooohh, why don't you come over HERE, and say it to MY face. You wouldn't, because you are a @#%$.

And if you were twice my age that would make you.....32...

Hmm...do you have a life or do you still spend every day playing video games?

-K..
#2980
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / For anyone wanting vids that have anything to do with me....
June 11, 2002, 08:15:00 AM
BTW, I am ALWAYS player 1, adam moore is ALWAYS player 2, and genesics is ALWAYS player 3. And also if greg whatmore is there he is ALWAYS player 4....

-K..
#2981
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / For anyone wanting vids that have anything to do with me....
June 11, 2002, 08:11:00 AM
Ok I think it would be best if I went through all the vids and gave them my own rating. Just to tell you in advance what vids are good and what vids aren't. Also, so I don't get lame arses watching the vids that have no skill in them and saying I'm a crap player because I said they were good.....so anyways.....

Archives strat: 1/10

A little crappy trick, means nothing.

Archives Pistols: 2/10

Boring, this was a no skill game.

Basement Nearly Beaten: 4/10

I nearly get beaten in a normal pistols game (Adam moore was 9 I was 10).

Basement Ownage: 5/10

Nothing special here.

Basement Pistols 1v1: 5/10

Just same old basement, several spawn kills, a couple of nice kills, I win 20-10 against adam moore.

Basement turbo 20-5-7: 6/10

Turbo vids always get a high rating.

Best kill ever: 9/10

Hmm don't know if best kill ever but a nice shot in any case.

Bunker Ownage: 4/10

So I win 10-0-0 but still the crappage factor was high.

Bunker pistols 1v1: 7/10

nice for a bunker game, lots of ownage.

Bunker turbo 20-8-7: 5/10

mmm.......turbo.....

Caverns turbo 20-8-5: 4/10

Caverns = lame. Turbo is a nice touch though.

Caves turbo 20-1-4: 5/10

Caves is gay, never play caves.

Challenge 30 settings (1): 6/10

Nice match, me and adam get a darksim each and verse each other with challenge 30 settings.

Challenge 30 settings (2): 1/10

adam wins, what else is there to be said?

Challenge 30 ownage: 9/10

Fastest ever challenge 30 shutout known to mankind, or any other animal for that matter.

Challenge 13 1:31: 7/10

Also the fastest challenge 13 shutout known to mankind (or any other animal for that matter).

Complex chump wins: 10/10

Chump gets his only normal game win while playing with me and adam. I guess you should d/l simply because if you don't, chump will cry. I can't say I was trying at all to win during the first half of the match, but I'm not going to ruin what is surely the happiest moment in chump's life.

Complex PD Pistols: 7/10

The only pd pistols complex game you will ever see from me in my life. As pd sucks.

Complex turbo 20-10-9: 7-10

Complex + turbo = ownage

Felicity CMP: 4/10

PD, what was I thinking!

G5 K7's: 6/10

Alright if you are into pd I guess...

Head Ownage on CHUMP: Ratings cannot describe the ownage of this vid.

This is probably the funniest thing that has happened to us while playing multi. Chump's head gets owned severely. I mean if you watch the vid, he was asking for it. He just pops his head out of the grating, tilting it a bit, you can just tell that he is wanting it like never before. It might not be AS funny to someone who doesn't know chump personally or to someone who wasn't there, but that is some seriously funny @#%$ right there.

Slap After Death: 8/10

Chump gets owned by adam who had died half a sec earlier. With turbo mode on, plus chump's random strafing paterns, this really is a very unlikely event.

Stack Ownage Greg K..: 5/10

Just a whole bunch of spawn rapage on stack. I end up winning 20-2.

Stack Turbo Chump 1: 7/10

Chump ends up on 1 point. Nice turbo mode stack fun.

Temple Devestators: 3/10

King of the hill in temple with all devestators....Crap music too....what was I Thinking?

Temple Farsight: 7/10

Temple king of the hill with all farsights, I win 10-1 against adam moore. Nice music plus some nice farsight ownage.

Turbo Complex 20-4-2: 7/10

Good game for me on complex with turbo mode. Actually the real end score was 20-4-3 but who cares, I win.

Villa K7's: 5/10

There is a hella amount of disrespect in this game.

-K..



#2982
Archived General Chat / Odd E-Mails
June 11, 2002, 12:55:00 AM
Hmm...interesting. I Got some e-mails too like this. They were 120-131k big and there was no message with them.

-K..
#2983
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Complex, Falcons, LTK
June 10, 2002, 11:59:00 PM
I have one average vid of complex falcons ltk.

Just look at the topic that is about vids about me.

-K..
#2984
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Multiplayer: Advanced Tactics
June 10, 2002, 04:54:00 AM
Gameallot you offend me so much. I am going to cry now because you keep owning me with each and every one of your inspiring posts.

You are the better man by far, I accept that. Everybody loves you, everybody hates me. Your skill is far beyond mine, and where mine will ever be. You have so much more experience than me, and your knowledge of the game is 2nd to none.

I wish I was like you, I really do. You are the best, you can do anything far better than anyone in existence. You are always right, and every word that comes from your body should be listened to and agreed to by all, as you are far better than them. All should respect you, for it is you that makes the world the wonderful place that it is.

All hail Gameallot for he is the wiser, the better, the more skillful, the more experienced, and the more knowledgable.

-K..
#2985
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / For anyone wanting vids that have anything to do with me....
June 10, 2002, 03:48:00 AM
I made a deal with genisics and adam moore that if I gave them all my vids they will have to let people download vids from them.

So add these people to your aim lists.......

Amoore347
Genisics16

Hopefully they will both have "get file"enabled.

So yeah look at them to find all the multi vids I've ever made and also a few solo vids(including maian a 1:40 and villa a 1:11).

-K..
#2986
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / More multi vids.....
June 10, 2002, 03:26:00 AM
Moore could you also allow "get file" so people could get the vids of you too?

Genisics aim = genisics16
Amoore aim = Amoore347

-K..
#2987
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Multiplayer: Advanced Tactics
June 10, 2002, 03:23:00 AM
I am K...

Listen to me, ALL of your vids aren't that good at all. None of them were worth downloading for me.

I won't keep argueing though, I'll just leave you with the fact that you are no where near as good as you think you are judging from your worship of your crap vids, and the way you speak, and the techniques that you use.

I'll leave you and your friends to talk more about your so-called "advanced tactics."

-K..
#2988
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
June 09, 2002, 05:09:00 AM
Maian agent: 1:40
Villa agent: 1:11

-Karl
#2989
Archived General Chat / Sad News
June 09, 2002, 03:39:00 AM
Adam moore and genisics were over my house and we read that. Unluckily we believed it.

Didn't you think at all about how it could affect someone emotionally, even for just a few hours it is rediculous. What about the people you talk to a lot on aim, and the people who consider kingpin their friend? Seriously how would you feel if one of your friends died?

The people who don't see what the problem is have a sick mind.

-K..
#2990
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Multiplayer: Advanced Tactics
June 09, 2002, 03:32:00 AM
None of those vids impressed me....

Wait till I get my ge turbo mode pistols LTK vids up.

-K..
#2991
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / More multi vids.....
June 09, 2002, 03:28:00 AM
I have around 25 multi vids that need to go online. Most of them are fairly long (8+ minutes) so they are over 20 megs for the most part.

They are nearly all ge vids, I taped heaps of ge turbo multi last night. Also I have a new PD vid of pistols in complex LTK.

-K..
#2992
Archived General Chat / Sad News
June 08, 2002, 09:09:00 PM
Really @#%$ up there. He should be banned from the message boards and all elites.

-K..
#2993
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Multiplayer: Advanced Tactics
June 08, 2002, 01:29:00 PM
I don't hate you, I am just saying your vids are pathetic, involving no skill. And you bragged about them too.

And then you post a topic talking about advanced strategies and say there is a lot of ego around here, nice first line there.

Then you post a completely unadvanced strat and say some bullshit post to me about how I'm wrong.

This has nothing to do with how new you are.

And about shooting through the floor in caverns, that happens because there is a piece of the floor you can shoot through. I can kill someone through every time if I ask them to stand in that possition.

Do you really want me to go through all of your vids and say why you set them up? Cause I can do that if you like.

-K..
#2994
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Multiplayer: Advanced Tactics
June 08, 2002, 12:23:00 PM
OMFG! I downloaded some more vids. How @#%$ @#%$ would they want to @#%$ be! God damn they are the suckiest vids I have ever seen! For fucks sake man, if you think you are advanced with those vids holy @#%$ you have no idea whatsoever.

And OMFG phil, you said this guy matched the skills of everyone here? What the @#%$ is with that. Seriously phil his vids suck donkey's arse hemeroids. Don't tell me they impressed you.

I can't believe this guy, woah he sucks or something, and says the vids are good. Man, holy @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ sucker.

This guy deserves a/multiple bashings for his suckiness.

@#%$.

-K..
#2995
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Multiplayer: Advanced Tactics
June 08, 2002, 12:04:00 PM
OMG, are there ANY vids on that site that aren't completely set up? How pathetic is that! Seriously, 9/10 of those vids are completely planned ahead of time.

Obviously this guy cannot play for @#%$ or something. I mean if he could he wouldn't have to set stuff up, it would just happen a lot. And the stuff he sets up is still boring as @#%$.

-K..
#2996
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Multiplayer: Advanced Tactics
June 08, 2002, 11:54:00 AM
One thing I noticed. Most of those multi vids on that site are completely set up. Like lucky shot, glitchy style etc. Obviously a set plan.

And some of those vids really are pathetic and don't show any real skill at all. Far out, most of those aren't worth the d/l for @#%$.

It must be the lots of ego I have or something.

-K..
#2997
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Multiplayer: Advanced Tactics
June 08, 2002, 11:27:00 AM
When did I ever say I didn't know you could do that? Now you are assuming things.

QuoteQuote:
 Just because you haven't heard of me here doesn't mean sh*t.


What does that have to do with anything? Because you don't know much, you assume that I don't like you or something because I haven't known you for very long.

And phil, you said that GE Master matched the skill of ours and you could see it in his videos. Well I looked at some of his vids and....well....they sucked. I thought they would be good or something. Phil, we get kills 10 times better than that 10 times every game, and we think that is normal, nothing net worthy. And I download a few vids when this guy is bragging that it is him and stuff, and it's not very good at all. Sure it's alright for the average player, but seriously they are not elite or anything. Phil if those vids match your skill, you seriously need to play more multi with some good players.

I mean I may be going out of my way to bash this guy, just phil don't say he is a good as "us". Look GE Master, sorry to bash you, but like you deserve it for no apparent reason.

All I said was, the strat you said isn't advanced. Or maybe it is, but most people here are like abnormaly advanced or something, out of that league. Even knowing that strat, people would never use it for so many reasons. And then when I say it ain't that good, you defend it as if it was the best strat in the world or something and there is no way anyone could defeat you when you use that strat. You have a lot to learn.

-K..

#2998
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Multiplayer: Advanced Tactics
June 08, 2002, 02:22:00 AM
I didn't say I would never die, I said I could avoid those situations.

You said that I can say that but at the same time I can't. And you are saying that you can say it but you can't so you are not but you are.

That post really made you sound like a n00b.

-K..
#2999
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Multiplayer: Advanced Tactics
June 08, 2002, 12:23:00 AM
BTW, if you are playing good people, any type of explosives and laptop guns usually aren't fun to play with.

-K..
#3000
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Multiplayer: Advanced Tactics
June 08, 2002, 12:21:00 AM
I would see you throw it and I would run away from it....

And I am running most of the time, so you would have to time it to land where I should be in 5 secs. But I would see you throw it and not go there.....

-K..
#3001
Archived General Chat / What would you do in this situation?
June 07, 2002, 08:46:00 PM
I just recently bought $200 (australian, about $120 american) shoes. IF some punk spilt @#%$ on them I would start crying and run home to my mummy http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">

-K..
#3002
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Multiplayer: Advanced Tactics
June 06, 2002, 08:12:00 AM
He is n00b.

-K..
#3003
Archived General Chat / Funniest site ever.....
June 06, 2002, 07:08:00 AM
www.engrish.com

Japanese owns.

-K..
#3004
Archived General Chat / Karl stop spamming me
June 05, 2002, 08:12:00 PM
Hehe, I sent him one e-mail cause I sent it to everyone on my msn list. And it wasn't even perverted.

Yeah I am spam this guy like no other.

Me>idiots who think one e-mail is spam and then post about it on the boards.

-K..
#3005
Archived General Chat / Karl stop spamming me
June 05, 2002, 08:10:00 PM
Hehe, I sent him one e-mail cause I sent it to everyone on my msn list. And it wasn't even perverted.

Yeah I am spam this guy like no other.

-K..
#3006
Archived Goldeneye / Multi disscusion between Karl and Eise.. Heating up bigtime
June 05, 2002, 08:01:00 PM
I have some new vids that will be going online some time next week, but still the competition isn't yet as it should be, but it is improving.

So in a few months there should be  some good vids online.

-K..
#3007
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / ***BIG CALL*** Help NEEDED !!!! Please !
June 05, 2002, 07:50:00 AM
Last time I asked you for help you told me to fuc.k off and that my mum has big titties.

-K..
#3008
Archived General Chat / What's your computer stats?
June 03, 2002, 04:36:00 AM
Everyone knows that anything microsoft makes turns to shi.t instantly.

-K..
#3009
Archived Goldeneye / Multi disscusion between Karl and Eise.. Heating up bigtime
June 02, 2002, 09:09:00 AM
S  terli  N 18: so how is 1v1 harder then 3v1?
K..Dark64: ok
K..Dark64: 1v1 is only harder than 3v1 if the better player is on his own team
K..Dark64: are we talking ltk here or normal health?
K..Dark64: because they are different stories
S  terli  N 18: normal health
S  terli  N 18: ltk would be even harder
S  terli  N 18: 3v1 in ltk?
K..Dark64: normal health 3v1 is harder
K..Dark64: ltk 3v1 is easier
S  terli  N 18: 1v1 put the best person on 3v1 against me in 1v1 and then add normal good 2 people to make it 3v1
S  terli  N 18: ltk 3 people against one is easier?
K..Dark64: only if the best player is on his own team
K..Dark64: which is usually the case
S  terli  N 18: well yea
S  terli  N 18: that would only make sence
K..Dark64: why would you play 3v1 if the best player wasn't on his own team?
K..Dark64: that is stupid
K..Dark64: 3v1 is stupid
S  terli  N 18: you put 3 normal people who play alot against someone who waa good at a similar game and its a good mtach
S  terli  N 18: its hard
S  terli  N 18: and its fun when u win
S  terli  N 18: cuz everyone is like wtf
K..Dark64: umm......free for all is better than 3v1
S  terli  N 18: yea it is
S  terli  N 18: but again whoever said I would just go after the easiest players
S  terli  N 18: and thats not true
S  terli  N 18: its the closet
S  terli  N 18: closest
K..Dark64: well yeah but realistically, if you had to win the game or DIE, you would go for the easiest and try to avoid the strongest
K..Dark64: you only go for the closest because it is more fun
K..Dark64: and you get to have a battle sooner
K..Dark64: but if you were in the world cup for ge or something as important, you would be smarter
K..Dark64: i.e going for the crappiest person
S  terli  N 18: no thats no fun tho
S  terli  N 18: no one wants to see tyson and some loser
K..Dark64: obviously
S  terli  N 18: they pay the big bucks to fight the best
K..Dark64: @#%$!
K..Dark64: I mean
S  terli  N 18: and thats what I am for if the person is the cloest
K..Dark64: I said
S  terli  N 18: I dont care if I win or lose, if I am gona lose its gonna be against the best
K..Dark64: K..Dark64: you only go for the closest because it is more fun
K..Dark64: and you get to have a battle soone
S  terli  N 18: not going for the worst
K..Dark64: that is what I said
K..Dark64: obviously going for the closest is more fun

-K..
#3010
Archived Goldeneye / Multi disscusion between Karl and Eise.. Heating up bigtime
June 02, 2002, 08:39:00 AM
I wasn't trying to say anything bad about sterling.

-K..
#3011
Archived Goldeneye / Multi disscusion between Karl and Eise.. Heating up bigtime
June 02, 2002, 08:37:00 AM
Of course, I am not saying you suck or anything, but just that your statement about you taking on 3 people means nothing http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3012
Archived Goldeneye / Multi disscusion between Karl and Eise.. Heating up bigtime
June 02, 2002, 08:36:00 AM
Ok, here is how it works....

3v1 is NOT harder than 1v1. If the person on his own team could beat the other 3 in a 1v1 match, he will most likely always beat the 3 people in a 3v1 match.

Realistically, the team of 3 could only be as good as the best player.

But also, because all the people on the team are not the same skill, the average level will drop because of the crappier players.

If the person on his own team is the better player most of the time he will focus on the crappiest player.

Most of the time he will only be facing one person at a time, and most of the time he will win because he is the better player.

So m'kay, saying that you beat people in a 3v1 match in order to show your skill really only shows your lack of knowledge about multi.

-K..
#3013
Archived General Chat / What's your computer stats?
June 01, 2002, 10:21:00 AM
XP is the biggest piece of poo I have ever ejaculated on.

-K..
#3014
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Combat Simulator Statistics...
May 31, 2002, 10:25:00 PM
I didn't call his wife a bitch, I called him a bitch.

-K..
#3015
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Maian SOS PA (PAL)...
May 30, 2002, 09:22:00 PM
When I sent the vid to genisics it wasn't zipped or anything and it worked fine....he must have had sex with it or something.

-K..
#3016
Archived Goldeneye / The horrible level!
May 30, 2002, 08:58:00 AM
I am sick of idiots posting a slow arse time and saying it was perfect.

-K..
#3017
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / This regards everyone
May 30, 2002, 08:56:00 AM
I don't bash/hate new people, I bash/hate faggots (aka jimbo, pdplum).

-K..
#3018
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Combat Simulator Statistics...
May 30, 2002, 08:52:00 AM
No, you shut up because you haven no idea what you are going on about.

You see, you are actually annoying/stupid and you act as if you know more/as much as the people that have been here for a long time, which you don't.

Pdplum you lied about ge, so in other words, you are a faggot and should never have any friends here at all.

I hate you because you think it is my fault that you suck, and that it has nothing to do with the way you have acted. My hating of you is 100% your fault. And it's not just me, a lot of other people hate you too. I didn't even pay you out that bad, I just said you were a faggot cause you lied which I have the right to do.

"i do not suck..please dont lie"

I won't if you don't.

"And im not the same on this board as i am in goldeneye "

Yes you are. You are the same gay person you are on the ge board. Once you are gay on one board you are gay on every other board.

You think jimbo has done nothing wrong because he is also a faggot and faggots think that they act normal and everyone else is acting stupid, when in fact it is the opposite.

Go home to your wife, bitch.

-K..
#3019
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Combat Simulator Statistics...
May 29, 2002, 07:46:00 PM
Isn't it funny how the n00bs always think that I hate them simply because they are n00bs? You being a n00b has nothing to do with why I don't like you and I think you're lying, it's that kind of stuff that makes you a n00b.

And you are a lying n00b, and an stupid n00b.

Pdplum also sucks.

I don't give a @#%$ how much you have completed the game, realistically I Don't even care how much of a n00b you are, it's the way you act. You being a n00b is true but not entirely the only reason why I hate.

And no I don't hate n00bs, pick on n00bs, have a grudge against n00bs, I hate you.

-K..
#3020
Archived General Chat / Guitar Topic
May 29, 2002, 08:50:00 AM
And BTW about my other post where I yelled at chris, I wasn't being entirely serious. You should know me better than that.....arseholes.

-K..
#3021
Archived General Chat / Guitar Topic
May 29, 2002, 08:49:00 AM
Jimbo you are gay. Drums suck, and you probably suck at drums.

You say you are good at ge, you suck at ge, you say you are good at pd, you suck at pd.

Now you say you are good at drums.....you are an idiot.

-K..
#3022
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Your aims and goals
May 29, 2002, 08:29:00 AM
My goal is to pass J3, because he sucks.

-K..
#3023
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Combat Simulator Statistics...
May 29, 2002, 05:33:00 AM
Nobody wants him so he might as well fuc.k off.

He has lied on the ge board at gamefaqs, and on the pd board at gamefaqs. What's worse is that he said for people to tell the elite that he got 8 seconds on duel pa. Even if it's a joke he still lied.

And all this crap about 1:28 being his max on skedar, and getting 55 on extraction agent just because of a new controller.

He shouldn't be allowed in the elite.

-K..
#3024
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Maian SOS PA (PAL)...
May 29, 2002, 05:31:00 AM
Me>Phil

Phil has no new times.

-K..
#3025
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Combat Simulator Statistics...
May 29, 2002, 01:49:00 AM
I don't need people to be on my side or anything, and I am not asking anyone to be. It's everyone's decision. Just because you think I'm good or you respect me doesn't mean you have to take my side in every arguement even if you think I am wrong.

-K..
#3026
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Combat Simulator Statistics...
May 28, 2002, 05:24:00 PM
I never said anything about your crap times, you are an idiot. Did you think I was stupid enough to base someone's multiplayer abilities on their times? You are the stupid one for thinking that.

You suck because you try to showoff by things that never happen and you talk unrealistically about how you play in CS. Arsehole.

-K..
#3027
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Maian SOS PA (PAL)...
May 28, 2002, 06:30:00 AM
Hey Matt, is that a "bet"? I am laughing at you if you actually would bet your life on the fact that 2:20 is not possible.

It just so happens that I got 2:23 and I could have been at least 5 seconds faster. So suck it right down, it looks like you are going to die matt.

-K..
#3028
Archived Goldeneye / newbie's proof etc.
May 28, 2002, 03:49:00 AM
Jimbo is gay.

-K..
#3029
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Combat Simulator Statistics...
May 28, 2002, 12:40:00 AM
That is because you suck.

You probably do know but you are so @#%$ that you don't want people to see you play.

-K..
#3030
Archived General Chat / Jon... (staying up late)
May 28, 2002, 12:29:00 AM
I do believe that last december when FB came over to my house, we stayed awake for at least 50 hours straight....so 36 hours wouldn't get you 100 points http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  

-K..
#3031
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Maian SOS PA (PAL)...
May 27, 2002, 05:32:00 PM
Fuc.k you, you all suck.

Stupid n00bs.

-K..
#3032
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Combat Simulator Statistics...
May 27, 2002, 12:31:00 AM
And so very, very true.

Jimbo should be banned from the elite, this message board, and everyone he knows (for their own good).

-K..
#3033
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Maian SOS PA (PAL)...
May 27, 2002, 12:21:00 AM
Has any PAL player managed to catch the 2nd lift NTSC style?

Cause like, I did and I would have own the PAL record (i.e gotten under 2:20) if I knew what I was doing.

So is this a first?

-K..
#3034
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Combat Simulator Statistics...
May 27, 2002, 12:18:00 AM
Hehe, how much of a n00b would jimbo want to be.

"ohh look at me, I am jimbo, I am not a n00b because I have finished the game. I am gay"

-K..
#3035
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Combat Simulator Statistics...
May 26, 2002, 09:36:00 PM
How much of a fag would Jimbo want to be. What, is he trying to show off to us or something by saying he is perfect 1? What a n00b bitch.

And he is trying to show off even more by saying the only time he dies apparently is when a kamikazi sim punches him to death. That is just stupid.

Hey jimbo you fuc.king retard, go back to gamefaqs.

As if you would think that you could beat me, I would own you so fuc.king bad it's not funny. You are just a big piece of poo to me.

-K..
#3036
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / May POM, come on in and brag!
May 26, 2002, 09:19:00 PM
No, genisics had times from months ago, he can't get anything.

-K..
#3037
Archived General Chat / How fast can you type?
May 26, 2002, 10:52:00 AM
Typing programs really don't say much for your typing ability. I could easily get 150w per minute just by memorizing the letter order and pumping in out like never before.

The main thing is how to type when you are chatting to people.

I used to be alright....like 80+ words....now I don't know, slightly slower I think.

-K..
#3038
Archived Goldeneye / newbie's proof etc.
May 24, 2002, 08:38:00 AM
He is probably like 12 or something, a real n00b.

He posts this time that he surely didn't get, and then a day later starts posting about how he is sick of this and that we should ban him that is ok because he knows he has this time. What a load of poo.

This guy doesn't even know how to do the level properly, his walkthroughs were just a big piece of poo and they meant nothing. The walkthroughs were incorrect, run at the guns while shooting them....then he says that you are behind so they don't see you. I mean pdplum you obviously have played the level a lot haven't you. And in his walkthrough he says to duckdown twice, this must be a secret or something that I and everyone else in the history of mankind hadn't heard about.

And he is trying to lay all this guilt on us and trying to make us feel bad so that we will let him in the site. This is nothing about how we feel about pdplum, and he is too n00bish to realise how good his time is.

What's that pdplum? What? You're hungry? What? You're Hungry?

If only I could play you in multi I would kick your arse so hard it would hurt or something.

-K..
#3039
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Wassup with 1.2?
May 24, 2002, 07:01:00 AM
Matt you hold the controller seriously fuc.ked up. How gay would you want to be.

I'm pretty sure my way is the best by far.....

I am a 1.2 user.

I use my left thumb for the stick.
My left index for Z.
Right thumb for all c buttons.
For the A and B buttons I use a combination of my right index and my left thumb. Most of the time however I curve my right index over my right thumb. But if I need to hit A and B at the same time I use my left thumb.
I also use my right index to use the R button.

How can one man own so much...

-K..
#3040
Archived General Chat / craig - quick guitar question
May 24, 2002, 06:44:00 AM
That's a well known chord. Did you just decided to play that or did you see it somewhere?

-KArl
#3041
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / The Medieval Rivalry
May 23, 2002, 06:36:00 AM
I want to join.

Me>Genisics

-K..
#3042
Archived Goldeneye / Adam - Ben - Harvey - Peter
May 23, 2002, 05:08:00 AM
PD is so easy though, 3/4 of my times are complete poo jabbers and I am still 32nd.

-K..
#3043
Archived General Chat / Guitar Topic
May 23, 2002, 03:13:00 AM
Craig I meant it would be hard for him. And you can play the third solo for one and you can play some slayer.....do you want a medal or something? Maybe I could hook you in for a nobel prize or something.

Me>You

-K..
#3044
Archived General Chat / age!@?#
May 23, 2002, 03:06:00 AM
I am 16

GE rank is 3
PD rank is somewhre around 30th

-K..
#3045
Archived General Chat / Guitar Topic
May 21, 2002, 09:31:00 PM
I haven't much guitar for ages, only at school.

There is one part of the fade to black last solo that will give you some trouble. That is the part where he bends the 9th fret on g, then hits 7 on e and does a pulloff from 10 to 7 on the b string. That is pretty hard to do. Other than that it is pretty simple.

-K..
#3046
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / How the hell did you get below 1:00 on Extraction?
May 21, 2002, 09:24:00 PM
I have a strat that works 100% of the time...

You DON'T get a time ABOVE a minute.

-K..
#3047
Archived Goldeneye / Posted very good fails here!
May 21, 2002, 01:52:00 AM
No new strat, it's just that 1:11 is really, really chumpy.

-K..
#3048
Archived Goldeneye / Posted very good fails here!
May 20, 2002, 04:24:00 AM
I got a failed 1:07 on frigate sa, I plan to get at least 1:09 completed.

-K..
#3049
Archived General Chat / Guess what I got for my birthday....
May 18, 2002, 07:14:00 AM
For my birthday I get like 200 bucks. Damn you people are your cars.

http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3050
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Hehe, good times.....
May 18, 2002, 07:02:00 AM
Hehe, yeah he owned me mallow.

-K..
#3051
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Hehe, good times.....
May 18, 2002, 02:23:00 AM
Help me out and post http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Say how much I own them and they don't have a chance and how gamefaqs people suck and are major n00bs.

Greatly appreciated.

-K..
#3052
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Hehe, good times.....
May 18, 2002, 01:12:00 AM
#3053
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Warning - ATTN JugadorJ3
May 13, 2002, 03:19:00 AM
Matt if you can come to sydney during the holidays it would be good cause you could bring the ntsc cart too and stuff http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3054
Archived General Chat / What kind of music do you like?
May 13, 2002, 03:17:00 AM
I like....

Linkin Park, bodyjar, greenday, offspring, living end, metallica, megadeth, ozzy ozbourne, eminem, coal chamber, regurgitator, iron maiden, joe satriani, steve vai, yngwie malmsteen, led zepplin, dr dre, pappa roach, any heavy rap, metal, punk, any good guitar.....

and my own stuff too.......

-K..
#3055
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I'm done with PD
May 08, 2002, 05:16:00 AM
You are right, I don't care.

-K..
#3056
Archived Goldeneye / This is how it goes when you dont have patient!
May 08, 2002, 04:38:00 AM
Get a boxing bag.

-K..
#3057
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Hmm...
May 08, 2002, 02:19:00 AM
renemesis, that was an obvious attempt to get into the board.

-K..
#3058
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Hmm...
May 07, 2002, 10:53:00 PM
yeah expert, hurry up with the board already! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)">

-K..
#3059
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Hmm...
May 07, 2002, 08:41:00 PM
I think the board should be invitation only.

-K..
#3060
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Hmm...
May 07, 2002, 08:26:00 PM
yeah this place would seriously be a lot better without 12 and 13 year olds. I'm glad I was never one.

But seriously for some reason all the new people are fags. And they are all crap players too and they go on about unimportant stuff. And then they do stupid things that just piss people off. This is supposed to the board for the best fuc.king players in the world, instead we have @#%$ n00bs everywhere and now there is only a few good players because they don't want to be associated with them.

I would love a board that was actually only for elites. And only the players who actually have something interesting to talk about should be allowed in there. And it would be about competition and competition, and more competition. I fuc.king look down this board and all I see are lame arse topics that are just n00b questions that everybody already knows and just piss people off. People like gamealot who actually think it's funny to post such stupid topics when all it does is just deter to humane people away from the board all together. How do you do the first level in 6 seconds? Is 2 second possibleon duel? Can you give me any tips? I am just starting out how do I do this? Paragon is going to come back cause I'm gay! This place is starting to become more and more like gamefaqs.

Does anyone wanna start another board or something free of stupidness? A board for people who might just actually be classified as elite perhaps?

-K..
#3061
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Hmm...
May 07, 2002, 07:52:00 PM
How much does ge want to own pd, seriously. But I must say the amount of n00bs has grown tremendously. God damn I @#%$ hate n00bs. N00bs @#%$ suck more than anything has ever sucked before. They create useless topics that nobody likes. They @#%$ post topics like "I GOT BUNKER 1 0:18!!!" As if that is supposed to be such a triumph. And like they always post 10 topics asking for help or saying times are impossible. God damn those n00bs, damn them hell.

</senseless n00b bashing>

-K..
#3062
Archived Goldeneye / This is how it goes when you dont have patient!
May 07, 2002, 06:26:00 PM
I killed all of my controllers playing ge.

-K..
#3063
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Hmm...
May 07, 2002, 06:18:00 PM
Paragon is a dildo.

Who gives a @#%$ what he, or anyone else gay says. If you enjoy playing a game, play it. If it makes you happy, play it.

I know through playing pd and ge I have made lots of friends on the net and stuff, and also a couple of real life friends that I get together with and play heaps of multi, which is really really fun.

What are supposed to all sit back now and think if this is really gay or not just because some arrogant dick says it is? Paragon seriously has a problem, and no one should listen to him. OBviously he is attached to this game is he played it so much and had such a fun time getting records and such. Now that he isn't playing it and someone passed him and people are making joke comments about his gayness, he chucks a big whaa whaa. QUICK SOMEBODY CALL THE WHAMBULENCE! Hey paragon, why don't you order a wham burger and some french cries.

I play for me and only me, and when I quit playing it will be for me. Not because some other arse said it was gay.

How many friends can you guys say you've made through the elites? I would be very suprised if anyone here didn't have at least 10 people they could chat to whenever they want.

-K..
#3064
Archived Goldeneye / This is how it goes when you dont have patient!
May 07, 2002, 02:41:00 AM
I am on my 6th controller. This one will last me awhile though because I am now using 1.2.

-K..
#3065
Archived General Chat / Abortion
May 06, 2002, 08:31:00 AM
And greg, obviously there is no answer to your statement because it totally owns all. And it sounds lutticrous because it is. They really don't know what they are talking about.

-K..
#3066
Archived General Chat / Abortion
May 06, 2002, 08:29:00 AM
Ok let me try and work this out here.

Having an abortion is preventing the embryo from having a normal life, so that is wrong. Using contraseptives is preventing any life from happening at all, so that must mean that is right. If a condom works it prevents life so that is right, but if it fails and you have to have an abortion to do the same job that the condom failed to do anyways, that is wrong. Oh yes I get that completely.

Ok so the mother has no juristiction(@#%$ I can't spell for @#%$) over the baby seeing as it doesn't really even belong to her. The baby needs the mother to live however and is fully 100% reliant on her. The baby is full connected to the mother and lives of the food the mother eats, the fluid the mother drinks, it takes blood from her and uses the whom fluid that the mother provides, yet it isn't a part of her because it is its own self. The baby is entirely its own person, being just as human as everyone else, even though it needs to infest a human to live. Oh yes I completely get that.

If a chick gets raped and is impregnated, she should have the baby because abortion is wrong. If she wasn't raped, she wouldn't have a baby at all. So does that mean that rape is a good way to reproduce? I guess rape is good then because it brings other humans into the world and stuff. And I mean rape babies have like normal lives and stuff so that is good. And the mothers aren't affected at all beacuse who cares that you got raped and had to have the child of the man who made your life so much happier. Yeah I completely understand what you mean there.

Ok let's say 2 people are having a normal life, having sex all the time and stuff, but they are using protection. Oops the pill fails somehow and she gets pregnant. They should have the baby because abortion is wrong, even though they really do not want a baby and it would make their life hell because they REALLY do not want to have a baby and it would ruin their life. So if the pill had worked it would be perfectly normal, they would keep on having a good time and there would be no new babies. But no cause abortion is wrong they have to have the baby and it wrecks their life, but it is alright because abortion is wrong. Now there is the baby there now though, and the parents don't really like it because it ruined their lives,so they don't really pay much attention to it, but they feed it and stuff just to keep it alive so they don't break the law or something by starving it to death. This kid grows up having a miserable life, probably running away from home at 12 and ends up eating out of dumpsters, but it's alright because abortion is wrong and it is a sin to kill an innocent human being that has just the same right as everyone else. But if the pill had worked, which is prefectly normal, these people would have had normal lives and stuff, but like having the kid is way better because abortion is wrong and stuff.

Yeah, and like if you have an abortion you will go to hell or something so there is another reason not to have one. God really doesn't like it(I don't believe in god at all, I am just appealing to those who do) when you kill people an such, same applies with abortions, and hell is a pretty bad place I guess, with all the nasties that go on down there and such. And even if like the baby would make the mother feel like she was in hell already that is alright, and even if the kid felt like it was in hell already, that is alright, it's alright because abortion is wrong and stuff so you shouldn't do it. That is why you should use condoms or something because that is right and abortion is wrong because abortion is a sin, so you shouldn't do it.

Ok, so what evidence is there to say that a fetis conscously feels pain when it is inside the whom? How can you say that it is feeling pain? Every animal in existence will try to avoid death, it's just instinct. Even an animal that can't feel pain at all will struggle to avoid death, even if it has no idea was it is going on. so you can't really say the baby was struggling in pain to get away from the abortion equipment.

Can anyone here remember what it was like inside the whom? Babies before a certain age (even once born) act entirely on instinct, it is only after a time period where they begin to have a conscience and are able to think and stuff like that. It's just like killing an animal, but really the fetis is even below an animal in terms of its ability to think, survive, feel pain and comprehend death.

And don't say that you beleive that murder is wrong, and then say but I don't think the bible classifies bla bla as murder. Murder is murder, no if's or but's.

Vote 1 for abortion.

-K.. - 6 abortions and counting.
#3067
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I need help with PAL
May 06, 2002, 07:24:00 AM
And if you have a "K.." ending you can have an even slower ending.

Seriously, how good am I.

me > FB

And about attack ship, I completely dominate that level and know everything about, how good am I.

-K..
#3068
Archived Goldeneye / Longest standing untied WR's?
May 05, 2002, 11:52:00 PM
I mean the longest lasting, the longest still standing.

I was just saying that frigate sa isn't the longest lasting........nevermind then.

-K..
#3069
Archived Goldeneye / Longest standing untied WR's?
May 05, 2002, 07:01:00 AM
Frigate SA isn't the longest lasting WR, I can bet my life on that.

-K..
#3070
Archived Goldeneye / Can ya help me please ? Egypt !
May 05, 2002, 07:00:00 AM
*sigh* Hitting the first baron has nothing to do with the end baron. I don't know why you would even think of that.

And like, I thought you were argueing that the 2nd baron requires a headshot when he clearly doesn't.

I don't know what happened on that run, something might have gayed up, but that would have been like a one in a thousand occurence.

-K..
#3071
Archived Goldeneye / Can ya help me please ? Egypt !
May 05, 2002, 02:10:00 AM
Please, for fuc.ks sake, turn invincibility on and go right up to him and pump a bullet right into his chest. Then come back and tell me what happens.

Obviously if you hit him with a chest shot and he didn't die you hit him too fast, before the point where he can take damage.

I mean about research you guys haven't given me ANYMORE information that, I hit him in the chest and he didn't die. You gave no other information. You were probably standing a bit further back behind the pole trying to shoot him from further away and you just have to guess when to shoot him because he doesn't laugh bceause he can't see you. And you probably shot him too early and then you press start and see you have a chest shot but that doesn't mean anything because you shot him too early.

I haven't seen anybody tell me that yes that have gone right up to him and seen if he dies by a chest shot. You have shown nothing besides "I hit him in the chest he didn't die", that really means nothing.

I have gone up to him he always dies if I shoot him in the chest, I have gone and got the health for every guard in the game, I know that sa health is exactly the same as OOA health and no one should go and say that I am wrong unless they do the same amount of research that I have.

So like suck it right down or something because I completely own you all and you know it.

-K..
#3072
Archived Goldeneye / Posted very good fails here!
May 04, 2002, 09:31:00 PM
But frigate sa 1:11 is nothing you should be able to get that easy.

I would have heaps of untied records if I completed my failed runs.

-K..
#3073
Archived Goldeneye / Longest standing untied WR's?
May 04, 2002, 04:43:00 AM
Would anyone care to set up a page for the longest untied World records similar to the one set up by Jon for perfect dark?

Or, does anyone know what the top 5 longest records are?

-K..
#3074
Perfect Dark / Dual Agent 0:02
May 03, 2002, 12:33:00 AM
As if you would be chumpish enough to spell my name wrong.

-K..
#3075
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Ho, Ho, Ho... Merry Christmas!!!11
May 03, 2002, 12:29:00 AM
Darksim do you think the people who play all day care what you have to say though? Obviously they don't and that is why they play.

As I said, this belongs in the "no one cares cause it's really gay".

And @#%$ you. "I say phil and paragon aren't the best, look at me I'm so gay, yes I am the gay person who has no idea what they are talking about".

Why are you even at this board in the first place then, seriously why do you think we have the rankings in the first place? I really dislike people who come up with gay arguements to say that somewhere in the world, someone who has never played 64 before could get better that phil if they tried. I KNOW that I would be the best swimmer if I tried. I would beat Ian Thorpe pretty easily given the same amount of practice (Ian Thorpe is the best swimmer in the world and like suprise, suprise he is australia, god damn australia completely dominate the USA in swimming).

As I said before why don't you go to a gay board and say that being gay is stupid.

What a loser. This is just like when people go to the gamefaqs boards and say that ge is old so they should stop playing it, or going to the pd board and saying halo is better so they shouldn't play pd. And like no one cares, and the person who posts it are fully gay, like you.

How gay would you wanna be, you are even more gay than chump (yeah my hair is natural colour and it fully owns all of you, as if you would say you can come over and then not, how chumpish would you want to be, obviously not as chumpish as darksim).

Adam are you still comin over tomorrow? I want to show you my complete egypt ownage and like break all the wr's. And also some other stuff like owning everything.

What's that? Darksim is gay? Oh I already knew that.

-K.. (>adam and you know it)
#3076
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Ho, Ho, Ho... Merry Christmas!!!11
May 02, 2002, 03:22:00 AM
Genesics, damn you to hell for that goldeneye board remark, damn you to hell god damnit!

I wasn't talking about you obviously renemesis, pfft, you are so lame.

Yeah like phil owns paragon or something, as if you would use 2 systems.

Meanwhile, Matt are you still getting that ntsc system? Cause like when I come down to sydney next time wanna come over and bring it? I really want to dominate the rankings with some new ntsc times.

-K..
#3077
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Ho, Ho, Ho... Merry Christmas!!!11
May 02, 2002, 03:12:00 AM
The reason I am actual all serious is because this guy is like newb or something, and he obviously isn't actualy silly, so if I was to say something sarcastically he would believe it or something. And like, they a n00b so like I fully don't care what they think of me cause like I have never seen them before in my life on this board and they are probably extremely @#%$ on pd so I really don't care (note that I do not shun @#%$ people on pd, but this guy is like gay or something + being @#%$ player so I don't care cause I'm never gonna look at him on the rankings or anything).

@#%$ do I own or what.

-K..
#3078
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Ho, Ho, Ho... Merry Christmas!!!11
May 02, 2002, 03:06:00 AM
Nemesis do you really think I care that much? @#%$ if I called you a @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ paragon @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ would you start crying? I hope not cause words don't mean @#%$.

God nemesis you are so fuc.king stupid. I FUC.KING HATE YOU!!!!!!!DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!!

-K..
#3079
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Ho, Ho, Ho... Merry Christmas!!!11
May 02, 2002, 03:03:00 AM
The dumbass's are the ones who care so much.

i.e not me

And I would like to see you guys take me on in multi! I would @#%$ all over yous so bad, I would own you! You guys would like paragon does against phil against me!

God damn I'm tired of being right.

-K..
#3080
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Ho, Ho, Ho... Merry Christmas!!!11
May 02, 2002, 02:58:00 AM
Do you think my calling him a fag means I am so defensive? You guys really don't get to this board much do you?

This guy is the one who posted a bunch in a topic that is supposed to be about phils complete dominance over everyone else. IF you wanted to post a message like this, post it in the "no one cares" board.

What I hate is people automatically assuming that people have no life if they play video games. And then they think that their life is so much better, when they have no idea whatsover of what people do other than play pd.

Why don't you go to a board for gay people and say that homosexuality is evil.

Why don't you go to chat sites and tell people to get out of their homes and talk to real people.

I bet none of them would care what you have to say either.

And re-nemesis do you think I am supposed to act all adulty because I'm a good player or something? Please don't say things like I'm well respected because that really isn't important and it doesn't effect the way I act. And it's not like my posts were serious in the first place anyway, I could have acted normal but I thought what the hell I will call this guy a faggot cause I really don't give a @#%$.

And then you'll be like, oh yes I am right man I must have been so right about you cause like you are all emotional about it. Well like I couldn't care less really I'm just wasting 5 minutes of my life. Actually realistically I'm enjoying this post so it's not really wasting my life if I enjoy it.

(not, I wasn't being sarcastic in that last sentence).

-K..

I would fully own all of yous in multi.

-K..

#3081
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Ho, Ho, Ho... Merry Christmas!!!11
May 02, 2002, 02:43:00 AM
Oh @#%$ man, sorry, I guess calling you are faggot was pretty imature. God damn why must I be so imature. Damn my imatureness. I wish I was like you, seriously, cause then I would be all mature and stuff. I wish I was mature.

You have a small penis.

The rod up your butt must have a rod up its butt.

Hehe, I said butt.

-K..
#3082
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / WHoa, I think I set a record
May 02, 2002, 02:37:00 AM
Carnski doesn't have an untied record.

-K..
#3083
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Ho, Ho, Ho... Merry Christmas!!!11
May 01, 2002, 07:50:00 PM
All I can say is that darksim is a faggot. Do you actually think the people who play pd and ge don't have a life? You may find it hard to believe but you can actually play a game and do something else.There is like 24 hours to each day, take away about 8 hours sleep. So if you play a game for one hour let me think.........Oh yeah, that is your entire day taken up!!!!! @#%$ I never thought of it that way. You have such a good point there, I guess I should never play 64 again because if I do that means I don't have a life.

Wow now my life is changed because of your post darksim. I am now a better person and now I have better social skills. Thankyou  for you post, it will inspire us all.

-K..
#3084
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I sure Paragon will be back!
May 01, 2002, 06:01:00 PM
Phil has more evidence to back up the claim that he is better than paragon.

Phil shits all of paragon if you look at the rankings.

Like sam said, why have rankings if we don't use it to determine who is the best in the world?

-K..
#3085
Archived Goldeneye / Can ya help me please ? Egypt !
May 01, 2002, 05:54:00 PM
Why don't you do me a favour and fuc.king go right up to him and see where you actually hit him. Go fuc.king right up to him and shoot him in the chest, I think you'll find that he dies.

How fuc.king hard can that be.

-K..
#3086
Archived Goldeneye / Can ya help me please ? Egypt !
May 01, 2002, 05:00:00 AM
yeah, see, this is what pisses me off. People come on and say that I am the one who is wrong even though I was the one who spent at least 20 hours getting all the healths of the guards and stuff, when they haven't researched @#%$.

Yes I am right, I just went and checked, am I the only one? It is pretty easy to play egypt ooa and see if the 2nd baron dies by a chest shot, which he DOES.

God damn I'm tired of being right.

I said it before that SA and OOA health levels are the same for everything.

Meanwhile I found a new egypt strat that will get me 47 secs.

-K..
#3087
Archived Goldeneye / Can ya help me please ? Egypt !
April 30, 2002, 08:56:00 PM
I'll have a look.....

-K..
#3088
Archived Goldeneye / Anyone know about this?
April 30, 2002, 08:43:00 AM
So I was looking at my 2 year old faq and I saw this glitch that I discovered. I totally forgot about it but now it's pretty cool. Anyway, here it is....

>>
It's amazing what you can discover in Goldeneye, I can't believe that
know one else has this glitch in their FAQ.

      First turn on all guns and invincibility. Then enter any stage and
switch to remote mines. Throw a remote mine and detonate it using A+B
instantly so that the mine blows up in your face. Then switch to throwing
mines and you will notice that the knife in your right hand is invisible! But
as soon as you throw the knife is becomes visible. The knife will stay
invisible forever unless you a) throw it or b) die.

      You CAN do this glitch if you don't have all guns and/or invincibility.
Just turn on 2 x throwing knives and enter Facility on agent. Move forward a
bit and switch to remote mines. Detonate the mine in your face and make sure
that you're pushed back from the explosion so you don't die. Then switch to
throwing knives and the right knife will be invisible!

      This is a very weird glitch; I don't know how I found it. I don't know
if the creators purposely put it in but it's amazing that if you explode a
mine in your face one of the throwing knives will be invisible!

      This glitch was found by me and only me.
<<

Yeah so like I own.

-K.. aka Ownage King
#3089
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Ho, Ho, Ho... Merry Christmas!!!11
April 30, 2002, 08:08:00 AM
Just accept it, phil completely dominants ALL OVER paragon. Paragon looks like a one legged man in arse kicking contest compared to phil. God damn even I could beat paragon (if I tried).

Seriously, all you paragon lovers need to wake up and see who the king is. obviously that king being me. But enough about me, phil completely shits all over paragon, @#%$ hell, @#%$ phil @#%$ owns like a @#%$.

@#%$ me dead, @#%$ phil @#%$ good times @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ paragon @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ oral sex @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ I own @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ phil>paragon @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ K..>paragon @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ K..>phil @#%$ @#%$ @#%$.

@#%$.

-@#%$
#3090
Archived Goldeneye / Can ya help me please ? Egypt !
April 30, 2002, 08:02:00 AM
*sigh* I told you adam that there is no difference in health between SA and OOA for any guard or any baron.

*sigh* please don't just assume things, I bet you didn't actually KNOW that he needs just a head shot, you just thought you would look like you knew what you were talking about in general.

Just admit it adam, ADMIT IT GOD DAMNIT!!!

-K.. aka Ownage King
#3091
Archived Goldeneye / Who will it be?
April 30, 2002, 12:03:00 AM
Who will be the person that passes me and gets into the 3rd spot? Personally I don't think any of the people in current contention have what is takes, even though I haven't gotten a new time in over 5 months and I'm not currently playing.

In anyone actually seriously thinking of taking me over? It's not like I can stop you.

-K..
#3092
Archived General Chat / Post new running PRs here.
April 29, 2002, 02:09:00 AM
200m: 31.07

That was in the 7th grade, I must have been 11 or something.

-K..
#3093
Archived General Chat / Wheee..... I've been drafted!
April 27, 2002, 07:15:00 AM
Ok, you are getting drafted? Into the army? What the @#%$ is with that? That is so 1960's.

I'm so glad I live in a country where I have choice.

-K..
#3094
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / BIG CALL *** Pal Masters on Attack Ship A
April 19, 2002, 08:05:00 AM
Ok, I cut the opening seen just as cass says "who" in the "just look who you've got for company" sentence. Then I pump into the lift at 13 sec.

Then I do the hanger part "Extreme K.. Master Strat" style and get the lift closed at 42 secs. Then after then 2nd lift because I did the hanger "Extreme K.. Master Strat" style elvis owns and warps to the top of the lift instantly and increases the chance of him doing his stuff by mega loads.

Then I pump left style after the lift instead of what everybody else does by going right style. Cause if you pump right style then elvis will be attracted by a skedar on a ramp just past the navigation room and won't go into it. So left is the go and he will either complete the objective or he will go super slow mo.

Meanwhile elvis should pump it, and you should get to the door that is usually locked at about 1:18-1:20. Then pump it to the lift, wait a second. Get in, then the last lift should be closing (I can't remember what happened in my 2:22 vid). I think it opened just as I got to it.

Then kill the last 3 skedars as fast as you possibly can. Elvis appears exactly 12.5 secs after you kill the 3 skedar. So if you kill them slow you are wasting time. Then hopefully you get 23 sec skedar, or get major ownage with 17 sec skedar. With 17 sec skedar the Pal maximum is about 2:14, other the max is 2:20.

NTSC Max is like 2:18 or so, or 2:12 with major ownage skedar.

-K..
#3095
Archived General Chat / nudity!!!!@#%! (not porno...nudity)(no pics don't be afraid)
April 17, 2002, 07:46:00 AM
Porn good, me like porn.

-K..
#3096
Archived Goldeneye / Need some help at Runway A 23!
April 14, 2002, 10:30:00 PM
I played for like 15 mins to get 23. That was with 5 boosts. Then I kept playing and got like 23 with a backboost and no normal boosts.

If you can't get 23 you must be pretty chumpy.

-K..
#3097
Archived Goldeneye / Attn: Karl Jobst
April 11, 2002, 03:42:00 AM
Oh yeah I forget to say that the time wasn't real, it's just that I wanted the "Suck it right down tim, I owns yous and yous knows it." statement to not get deleted as spam.

-K..
#3098
Archived Goldeneye / Aztec A - important =D
April 09, 2002, 02:07:00 AM
when I got 1:59 I went into the end with 2 bars.

-K..
#3099
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Deep Sea Vid
April 09, 2002, 01:58:00 AM
My best elvis is a 55.6. With CcK's 54.9 elvis he really should have gotten 2:31 or 2:30. I got 2:35 with a 38 elvis, so you could have owned you time so bad by like a second.

-K..
#3100
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Extreme Derek Ownage (i.e Challenge 30 Ownage)
April 09, 2002, 01:47:00 AM
Yeah thanks Derek, Challenge 30 really was pretty cakey with me and greg playing cause we like own or something.

The reality was that the only hill that stuffed any of our runs up was the big hill, and occasionally the pyramid hill, but other than that is was all cakey.

Meanwhile, what is this topic about? challenge 30, not if you live in england or if you like playing with falcons, or you give head to monkeys, please don't spam in my topics.

-K..
#3101
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Extreme Derek Ownage (i.e Challenge 30 Ownage)
April 07, 2002, 07:35:00 PM
Yeah so Funky Buddha came over my house while I was staying and sydney and for the bulk of the time we were playing Challenge 30.

Well, the highlight was the fact that we shutout challenge 30 20 times in one night, yes that's right, 20 times in one night.

I had all of the scores in order written down but I don't have it on me right now.

Challenge 30 2 player is pretty cakey, next time I go to sydney me and FB will shutout 30 player with just us 2.

Also, I had a 20-0 game where I had 0 deaths and 23 kills. Which is alright.

And another thing happened. We had a 20-0 shutout. Then the next run after that we got 20-0. Then the next run after that we got 15-0, but one of my dad's @#%$ dogs bumped into the 64 and it froze somehow. Which sucks. 55 unanswered points is alright though.

Yeah so that is like ownage or something......

-K..
#3102
Archived Goldeneye / ALL MY NEW TIMES!!11!
April 04, 2002, 02:10:00 AM
Seriously though, how god damn good is my 23.

-Sim Threat, 3 years and still sim threating.
#3103
Archived Goldeneye / ALL MY NEW TIMES!!11!
April 04, 2002, 01:58:00 AM
It was a good effort there tim but I knew the post was completely fake straight away.

One major flaw, you said you got 23 on runway sa which is not possible by anyone but me.

-K..
#3104
Archived Goldeneye / The emergence of Andrew Kent!
March 26, 2002, 03:07:00 AM
He set his times in 1998 and 1999, he is not new talent, he is very, very old talent.

-K..
#3105
Archived General Chat / Guitar Topic
March 21, 2002, 07:09:00 AM
Meh, I couldn't be bothered registering....

I think this topic easier http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3106
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / ...
March 21, 2002, 06:19:00 AM
How dare you insult my sexiness. And if you wouldn't want me to @#%$ you.

-K..
#3107
Archived General Chat / Guitar Topic
March 20, 2002, 06:34:00 PM
Obviously my intention is to give you there video, then let you play the song at the same time.

Darkako where is your video? Or your music? I know I'm not sending it to you. Suck it right down.

Should I do fade to black first?

-K..
#3108
Archived Goldeneye / Turbo League Sign Up
March 20, 2002, 06:26:00 PM
That's unlucky for you mallow.

-K..
#3109
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / ...
March 20, 2002, 09:35:00 AM
While chodhe's sexiness is indeed great, I think you'll find it doesn't compare to the likes of mine.

Meanwhile, I like it how goldenvinze stated that paragon just wants to own all levels. Well, pfft, pfft, PFFT, HOLY @#%$ @#%$ PFFT!!!! PFFFFFFFTTTT!!!!!!!! Paragon isn't owning deep sea, or maian sos agent, nor is he lowering the elite's total time. And quite frankly I would like to see him try to come CLOSE to the deep sea records. Nice one vinze you have a good arguement there, PA really is owning all the levels now isn't he.

PFFT.

@#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ goldenvinze @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ paragon @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ goldenvinze @#%$ @#%$ oral sex @#%$ @#%$ paragon @#%$ @#%$ .....

-K..
#3110
Archived Goldeneye / Turbo League Sign Up
March 20, 2002, 09:07:00 AM
I just owned statue with 1:49/1:48/1:48.....

Along with some other times, most notably...

dam agent 0:27
facility SA/OOA 1:00/0:57
Cradle sa/ooa 0:44/0:42

-K..
#3111
Archived General Chat / Guitar Topic
March 20, 2002, 05:54:00 AM
ok, I can't record sound at the moment but I can make a vid of me playing with no sound, is that alright?

-K..
#3112
Archived Goldeneye / Turbo League Sign Up
March 20, 2002, 05:34:00 AM
I just owned streets sa and ooa with 1:09's.....

I also got 4:08 on control agent.

-K..
#3113
Archived Goldeneye / Turbo League Sign Up
March 20, 2002, 04:53:00 AM
I just owned back surface 2 and train....

And remember adam that like I have over 40 records.....and you have like....how many?

Yeah, you like that don't you.

-K..
#3114
Archived Goldeneye / Turbo League Sign Up
March 19, 2002, 08:40:00 AM
I am going to completely dominate these rankings, at the moment all of my times except for statue OOA are WR's....

-K..
#3115
Archived Goldeneye / Turbo League Sign Up
March 19, 2002, 01:07:00 AM
Yeah greg that is a really good page, exactly what we need, I just hope a lot of people make pages and stuff, for the moment this seems a lot more interesting than normal play seeing as you can get 20 new times in half an hour http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3116
Archived Goldeneye / Turbo League Sign Up
March 18, 2002, 06:29:00 PM
Would we also be able to have a table with the amount of records everyone has?

-K..
#3117
Archived General Chat / Guitar Topic
March 18, 2002, 08:40:00 AM
I don't know when I will be able to record, soon though I hope.

-K..
#3118
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / New POM, History, Rare Ranks and such!
March 18, 2002, 08:37:00 AM
Bag the person, not the country.

Australia>USA>Antarctica>France

-K..
#3119
Archived Goldeneye / Turbo League Sign Up
March 18, 2002, 05:01:00 AM
#3120
Archived Goldeneye / Turbo Records Site?
March 18, 2002, 03:54:00 AM
A league would be greatly appreciated!

Meanwhile I have more ownage...

Agent:

Train: 1:19

Secret Agent:

Dam: 0:50
Surface: 1:06
Bunker: 0:27
Surface 2: 0:45
Streets: 1:11
Depot: 0:38

OO Agent:

Streets: 1:11
Depot: 0:47

-K..
#3121
Archived General Chat / Does anyone use MSN?
March 18, 2002, 01:07:00 AM
#3122
Archived General Chat / Guitar Topic
March 18, 2002, 01:06:00 AM
fade to black shouldn't be too hard to follow, and if the tab doesn't sound too right, just listen to the song and try to work it out yourself.

There is one part of the first solo in fade to black that will give you trouble. That's when it moves up past the 12th fret and goes up and down the strings quite fast. But other than that it's easy.

-K..
#3123
Archived Goldeneye / Turbo Records Site?
March 18, 2002, 12:29:00 AM
I got some more ownage.....

Archives: 0:13
Bunker: 0:14
Frigate: 0:35
Aztec: 1:44
Egypt: 0:43
Silo: 1:02
Surface: 0:35
Jungle: 0:38

-K..
#3124
Archived Goldeneye / Turbo Records Site?
March 17, 2002, 10:53:00 PM
I need a site.

Or........would anyone like to start a turbo league? Like, just a simple one only including the Wr's and who got them.

-K..
#3125
Archived Goldeneye / Turbo Records Site?
March 17, 2002, 05:11:00 AM
Is there a current site online that has the list of Turbo WR's?

I really would like to know because me and Adam Moore plan to rape all the times....

We already have times that are theoretically impossible.

Like.......

(all times are agent)

Dam: 0:28
Runway: 0:12
Surface 2: 0:25
Streets: 0:33
Depot:0:17
Caverns: 0:31

They are the only levels we have tried as yet, but I plan to rape most all levels on all difficulty levels.....

-K..

#3126
Archived Goldeneye / hello nostagic gamers
March 17, 2002, 05:03:00 AM
hmmm..... you come to the message board where the best goldeneye players in the world hang out, and you assume that none of us know a code that everyone has known about for the past 4 years.....

-K..

#3127
Archived Goldeneye / *blows dust off 64...*
March 14, 2002, 07:36:00 AM
Hmm.......what is this here.....a sixty....four....oh yes..I remember many a day of fun and joy and wr's and such...

meh.....

ahh what the hell I will give it a go.....

*turns on 64*































































Depot SA: 0:46

-K..
#3128
Archived Goldeneye / Train (best level on earth) but...
March 12, 2002, 06:36:00 PM
On my agent run I had a 48 exit. SA and OOA should be the same as agent.

-K..
#3129
Archived Goldeneye / control-style-wr`s
March 12, 2002, 02:48:00 AM
I think the only time that isn't possible by any human using 1.1 is 0:23 runway sa.

-K..
#3130
Archived General Chat / WORST movie endings
March 10, 2002, 03:58:00 AM
When I said hard I didn't mean hard rock I meant hard to play. So your entire arguement was useless and a waste of time.

I'm not even gonna argue anymore, to say that everyone else are dumb fucks is the most arrogant thing I've ever heard. What's the use, your head is so far up your arse that trying to take it out would probably kill you.

-K..
#3131
Archived General Chat / The Simpsons- Trivia
March 10, 2002, 03:49:00 AM
So far there have been 2 correct animals listed, but not in the same post.

Meanwhile FW is right about the bear.

-K..
#3132
Archived General Chat / WORST movie endings
March 08, 2002, 10:16:00 PM
ANY great musician will tell you it's not how hard a piece is, it's how it sounds. The skill of a piece has nothing to do with it, nothing at all. It's the way a piece of music appeals to people. And how do you know that the guitarist sucks? You cannot say that just because he doesn't play harder stuff, that means he can't.

And you will find that that most of the massive recent rock groups have VERY basic guitar riffs, because most of the general public don't play an instrument, and they do not CARE how hard it is, just ONLY listen to how it sounds. And it sounds good.

Take nirvana, offspring, greenday, and linkin park all have extremely basic guitar parts but they are all MASSIVE bands. It's the basics that people want, because it's something they can relate to.

Saying that everyone who listens to linkin are dumb fucks and don't know what skill is, is wrong. I've played guitar for 4 years and can play stuff WAY harder than linkin park, yet I still love their songs. Because I don't care how hard it is, and you shouldn't either. All you should care about is how it sounds. And if you don't like how it sounds fine, but DON'T say @#%$ like they have no talent.

I can't see an arguement against that.

-K..
#3133
Archived Goldeneye / Whats the tip to make a good time in Dam on Agent?
March 08, 2002, 10:04:00 PM
Actually it was more the fact that if you look down you have to wait at least 5 secs for the door to open, thus giving incredibly false evidence to make himself look like an arse to himself.

Meanwhile I own, and who are you to judge me. @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ you, piece of @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ who dare you @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$.

-K..
#3134
Archived General Chat / The Simpsons- Trivia
March 08, 2002, 09:59:00 PM
Yes indeed he is.

-K..
#3135
Archived General Chat / The Simpsons- Trivia
March 08, 2002, 09:00:00 PM
@#%$ I had just typed this big post and it got deleted I am so pissed........So this will be brief I don't feel like typing again....

I want to know the bear is made of.

There is one person on apo's do not receive checks from list. Just variations of homer.

Homer has been in 3 animals, they are not an alligator, a hippo and a lion, but one of them was correct.

The itchy and scratchy cell does not cost 700 or 750, and he doesn't use his own money.

Questions still unanswered....

what is Mr burns' bear bo-bo made out of?

When bart gets an elephant, how much pocket money does he suggest homer gives him each week?

How much does an itchy and scratchy cell cost? and when bart recieves the cell, what are the 3 reasons that he gets punched in the face?

When homer simpson recieves the ball that he names "stitchface", what does he throw in the bin to make room for it?

What number is lenny in the stonecutters?

Homer's head has been inside what 3 animals?

-K..
#3136
Archived General Chat / WORST movie endings
March 08, 2002, 08:45:00 AM
Linkin park are by no means untalented pieces of @#%$, obviously they are good at what they do because so many @#%$ people buy their @#%$ album! If they were @#%$ like you say they were no-one would listen to them. You have no idea what you are talking about, you think they suck simply because YOU don't like them. So I don't like listening to mozart, I guess that means he is crap and can't write music for @#%$! Doesn't it? Well if you say so sure.

Let's say the wiggles suck too, why not, I mean, they are loved by nearly every kid under 5 in the world, but what the @#%$ do 5 year olds know! They wouldn't know @#%$! So the wiggles must obviously suck.

I find it interesting that there are millions upon millions of people that listen to linkin park, and yet I have never heard of KMFDN. That seems strange seeing as KMFDN are the FAR superior band in every aspect, and they play far better music. I don't know what everyone in the world is on. They must be hypmotized or something to make them listen to the crap music instead of the music that seems to be so much better than everything else.

And the matrix was a GREAT movie, and I think anyone who actually REALLY understands the storyline well will also say it was a great movie. One of the most original ideas I've ever seen. Plus great action scenes, great suspense, and a lot of great feel good moments - especially when he stops the bullets and @#%$. Do you think that's air you're breathing?

With fight club you can't mix the physical and the mental aspects. The writers didn't actually think that if he shot himself there that his 2nd personality would be destroyed because he hit some nerve or something. It's the symbolicness. Though he didn't physically kill himself, he killed a part of himself that lay in the mind. You can't be so critical all the time. If you ask, why did his split personality go away when he shot himself? You may as well ask, why does he have a split personality? That's stupid, a split personality can't hold a beer. How can he be in 2 places at once? THIS MOVIE SUCKS! Just accept it for what it is.

There'll be more later.

-K..

#3137
Archived General Chat / The Simpsons- Trivia
March 08, 2002, 07:30:00 AM
I meant square and you know it.

Meanwhile.......What does the local newspaper's headline say about homer's charity work?

What kind of chair does homer recieve from his half-brother?

Homer's head has been inside what 3 animals?

How many people does Apo have on his "do not serve" list?

-K..
#3138
Archived Goldeneye / Interesting Aztec progress?
March 08, 2002, 07:08:00 AM
good one, pfft, who the hell do you think you are? Do you think you're better than me? DO YOU THINK YOUR BETTER THAN ME!!!??? DAMN YOU!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!

Go open the door, at least there will be a draught.

-K..
#3139
Archived Goldeneye / Interesting Aztec progress?
March 08, 2002, 06:58:00 AM
I will play on monday and stuff and break the wr m'kay.

-K..
#3140
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / fastest challenge 30 shutout known to mankind video...
March 08, 2002, 05:00:00 AM
Unlucky there.....

*coughIhave235cough*

-K..
#3141
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I wanna know what a rivalry is like..(Woll, Moore, Smit etc?
March 07, 2002, 09:33:00 AM
Why aren't you on msn mat?

-K..
#3142
Archived General Chat / The Simpsons- Trivia
March 07, 2002, 09:30:00 AM
In the 3d ep. Wiggum is confused about the cube.

Meanwhile.....What band is playing when homer gives away the secret ingredient of the flaming moe? And what is the secret ingredient.

In what pub does homer get chosen to pilot a commercial flight? And where was the flight going?

what is Mr burns' bear bo-bo made out of?

How much pocket money does bart get each week?

When bart gets an elephant, how much pocket money does he suggest homer gives him each week?

How much does an itchy and scratchy cell cost? and when bart recieves the cell, what are the 3 reasons that he gets punched in the face?

When homer simpson recieves the ball that he names "stitchface", what does he throw in the bin to make room for it?

What number is lenny in the stonecutters?

What does homer owe himself in an emergancy?

-K..



#3143
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I wanna know what a rivalry is like..(Woll, Moore, Smit etc?
March 07, 2002, 06:48:00 AM
@#%$ you all, I want to be in the rivalry and I am going to be in the rivalry!

-K..
#3144
Archived Goldeneye / Whats the tip to make a good time in Dam on Agent?
March 06, 2002, 05:25:00 AM
I was joking, if you look straight down on dam you have to wait at least 5 secs for the doors to open.

-K..
#3145
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I wanna know what a rivalry is like..(Woll, Moore, Smit etc?
March 06, 2002, 05:10:00 AM
I'm a ge player can I be in it?

-K..
#3146
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / fastest challenge 30 shutout known to mankind video...
March 06, 2002, 04:24:00 AM
Oh yeah, and I also have challenge 20 2:54, which I feel is really crap, and if people want me to I will go for a sub 2:30 time. So do you want to accept the 2:54 vid or do you want me to play for 2 hours and get sub 2:30?

-K..
#3147
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / fastest challenge 30 shutout known to mankind video...
March 06, 2002, 04:18:00 AM
I also have a 1:31 on challenge 13 which is like good or something, so who also wants that? I have heard that beats the old WR or something.

-K..
#3148
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / fastest challenge 30 shutout known to mankind video...
March 06, 2002, 03:28:00 AM
I made the vid but I need someone to send it to, m'kay.

Who can put it online, who should I send it to over aim? Who should I trust, who is the mole?

-K..
#3149
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / fastest challenge 30 shutout known to mankind video...
March 06, 2002, 02:49:00 AM
My time is 2:35.....making vid....

-K..
#3150
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Ben Gorman
March 05, 2002, 06:15:00 AM
I must be seriously good or something.

-K..
#3151
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / fastest challenge 30 shutout known to mankind video...
March 05, 2002, 06:11:00 AM
I hope to make it soon, it is quite the smoothness of runs. I must own or something, just let me know.......who would d/l the vid if it goes online?

-K..
#3152
Archived Goldeneye / Whats the tip to make a good time in Dam on Agent?
March 05, 2002, 04:09:00 AM
If you look at the ground on the way to the brown doors they will open the instant you get to them.

-K..
#3153
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / villa PA TT's anyone?
March 04, 2002, 08:59:00 AM
On a super awesome run for me my tt's are.......

mid stairs before throw: 40-41
bottom of stairs: 53-55
Slap Hackers: 58-1:00
Basement door: 1:17-1:20
Finish: 1:36-1:39

-K..
#3154
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Villa Perfect Agent - New time saver
March 04, 2002, 06:16:00 AM
I already have the WR anyway so I'm just fine http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3155
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Challenge Ownage....
February 19, 2002, 06:39:00 PM
Well just for a start the first 10 challenges that I haven't gotten a time for yet. Mainly the king of the hill ones, I want to know what hills you need to get. Just any help is good help.

-K..
#3156
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Challenge Ownage....
February 19, 2002, 09:04:00 AM
I have been playing some challenges lately and so far I have achieved some fairly good times. The challenges I have tried so far are........

6: 3:02
8: 0:59
10: 0:44
14: 0:47
20: 2:53
22: 5:03
27: 1:47
28: 0:40

For the moment I am mostly trying to figure out the strats....unless someone wants to share some strats on the harder challenges.....

-K..
#3157
Archived General Chat / Guitar Topic
February 14, 2002, 01:17:00 AM
I do believe that for In the end by linkin park the guitar needs to be tuned down to B, and I think 1 or 2 other songs need to be tuned down to C. So you might wanna tune A and D down to F# and B, and E to B. M'kay, that would make it easy.

Meanwhile I just learnt all of Always with you, Always with Me by Joe satriana, pretty cool song IMO, not heavy or anything, quite fast in some parts though.

I also started to learn the solos for Sweet Child o Mine and November rain, don't look excessively hard, it might be frustrating though because all of the tabs are wrong in some parts and it's hard to hear all of the nots.

Yesterday at school I worked out the bass parts for all of the linkin park songs. If anyone like wants any of them I could maybe, possibly, just maybe, tab them if I get paid or something.

I'll probably buy a mic on the weekend and move the amp next to the computer, then record some @#%$. Problem is though I don't have a good recording program, if anyone wants to send me one that is cool, or give me a good site to d/l one.

I also might upload some basic songs I made, not with any solos or anything, just some cool riffs I made up. I think I have about 8 songs or something.

m'kay.

-K..
#3158
Archived Goldeneye / should scott berger be added?
February 10, 2002, 06:41:00 PM
I wouldn't let him in without proof of his cradle times and his aztec times. There is no way he could get 2:28 on aztec SA without good times on other levels.

I say, no proof, no elite.

-K..
#3159
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Strat help???
February 08, 2002, 03:52:00 AM
I'm pretty sure I'm the only person in the elite who knows how to make elvis warp on attack ship, thus I rule.

-K..
#3160
Archived Goldeneye / Slowly plugging away
February 07, 2002, 04:33:00 AM
WTF? How the @#%$ was he acting like me? @#%$ hell that is so @#%$ low. I can't believe it, I can't @#%$ believe it. Well @#%$ this I'm never gonna @#%$ play GE again, what's the @#%$ use when every @#%$ player hates you and doesn't even want you here. Well you know what, @#%$ YOU! @#%$ YOU TO HELL! I don't @#%$ need you anyways.

@#%$!

-K..
#3161
Archived Goldeneye / History
February 07, 2002, 04:15:00 AM
Here are the strats I made with no help....

Surface SA and OOA boosting lots with grenade launcher....
Archives SA and OOA shooting to make the guard open the double doors after natalya, and also opening the door after miskin....
Jungle OOA ownage without the vest....
Caverns SA and OOA ownage, changed the strat from the other crappage strats, owned OOA from 2:55 to 2:14 in like 2 days.....

Wow that is a lot, of course, they are ONLY the strats that I have that everyone knows about. There are 100 hundred other small things on every level I know of and like most people don't know about them.

Sterling probably made the foundation of most the strats. Wouter owned them and changed most of the old crappage strats.

-K..
#3162
Archived Goldeneye / AZTEC STRAT REVEALED:)
January 28, 2002, 04:01:00 AM
It's never going to @#%$ work, and I did give a reason. I mean the people who are saying it might be possible are actually the people who haven't even tried it yet. Then saying that the people who have tried it and agree it's not possible that THEY should think about this, and maybe do that.

I said before that the guards always know where you are. Even with invisibility they know where you are, it's just that they don't shoot at you. And the only reason that open the door is to get to the other side while they are running around you. The only time a guard will open a door that he doesn't need to go through if he is standing RIGHT next to the door and doesn't have to move to open it - like on archives. But other than that it will never happen.

What I don't like is when people who really don't know what they are talking about at all make suggestions that have already been put on the table and carved up, and they probably haven't even played it themselves.

Meanwhile I'm gonna stop typing.

-K..
#3163
Archived Goldeneye / AZTEC STRAT REVEALED:)
January 27, 2002, 04:00:00 AM
It is never going to work. You don't understand, the guards NEVER not know where you are if you shoot near them or something. You could be half way across the level, use a gun that shoots through walls and shoot near them, they would come straight to you.

There is no way you can make them open the door. You can bother trying if you want but it's never, ever going to happen. And please don't say "well maybe if you have a 1 in a million run", because the possibility of this happening is 0.

Feel free to waste an hour of your life though.

-K..

#3164
Archived Goldeneye / AZTEC STRAT REVEALED:)
January 26, 2002, 06:34:00 AM
I tried it and my conclusion is.........

It is never going to work, deal with it. That's just like me saying, wow what if you could warp from the beginning of dam to the end in one second, I'll go try now.....

-K..
#3165
Archived Goldeneye / AZTEC STRAT REVEALED:)
January 26, 2002, 01:24:00 AM
I will work on it.

-K..
#3166
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Funky Buddha - Keefer - Red Bull - Sim Threat -Spawn - Wabs
January 10, 2002, 04:45:00 AM
Maian SOS SA: 2:09

-K..
#3167
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Maian SOS SA elevator gayness.....
January 10, 2002, 02:47:00 AM
I am having a bit of a problem with first lift being called down when I get to it. Most of the time it still up the time and being really gay. I spoke to a couple of ntsc players and they said they get it called down every time, so I think this is a PAL problem or something.

Does anyone know any way to get the first lift called down consistently? I get the lift called down like 1/10 tries, and I do make the lift I usually get raped like a school girl on her first day of school.

Any help would be appreciated or something.

-K..ness
#3168
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Funky Buddha - Keefer - Red Bull - Sim Threat -Spawn - Wabs
January 08, 2002, 09:57:00 AM
Villa SA: 1:26

-K..
#3169
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Seriously, i mean it. get in the PD hub.
January 08, 2002, 07:21:00 AM
Matt why tell people to get in the pd hub, and then kick them out when they are in there?

-K..
#3170
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Post New PR's Here
January 08, 2002, 02:19:00 AM
Villa A: 1:13
Villa SA: 1:26

-K..
#3171
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Fucking Crash Site! :(
January 07, 2002, 10:47:00 PM
Yeah, the president is pretty lame.

-K..
#3172
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
January 07, 2002, 03:58:00 PM
Villa PA: 1:42

This run had such a high level of gayage http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">

-Karl
#3173
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
January 06, 2002, 10:38:00 AM
Villa PA: 1:44

I'm gonna absolutely rape this time like a slut tomorrow.

-Karl
#3174
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / A bit of challenge 20 ownage....
January 04, 2002, 07:15:00 PM
I'll post a strat later.

-K..
#3175
Archived General Chat / DRUGS!!!
January 04, 2002, 11:26:00 AM
I mean seriously, who the fuck drinks alcohol just for the taste?

If you are having problems with hangovers I suggest you drink a glass of water after every beer or shot or whatever. It will stop you from deohydrating and shit, and the hangover is nowhere near as bad and sometimes none at all.

And you can't really go to a party before hand and say you are only gonna drink this amount and no more. Cause when you actually get drunk you just don't give a shit anymore and drink as much as you can as fast as you can.

Meanwhile the main reason for throwing up is drinking the alcohol too fast. It doesn't affect you straight away, it creeps up on you and stays in your body for ages. Because of that, it's good to drink real slow and you'll end up the same way in the end anyway but way less chance of vomit. And drink the water too.

I think the 1 thing that I fucking hate the most about drinking is the fact that sometimes you can't remember a thing that happened the night before. Happened to me on christmas, I went to a party and can't really remember anything after like an hour of being there. And I can't think back to the party and laugh at funny shit that happened. At least I also forgot the hours of vomiting afterwards.

MJ is gay, I mean if you don't do it all the time it's not too bad. But otherwise it fucks you over. I think a lot of people think that MJ fucks up peoples brains. But the truth is, the people were already fucked up in the head in the first place and that's why they smoke it.

-K..
#3176
Archived Goldeneye / Post New Vids Here
January 04, 2002, 09:05:00 AM
K.. owns.

-K.. (aka sexy bitch)
#3177
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Post New PR's Here
January 04, 2002, 08:58:00 AM
Matt sucks.

-K..
#3178
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / A bit of challenge 20 ownage....
January 04, 2002, 08:52:00 AM
I'll tape a fast run and put it online when I get up to brisbane.

-K..
#3179
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / A bit of challenge 20 ownage....
January 04, 2002, 05:40:00 AM
Well shutting out the challenge is extremely hard in it's own right, let alone shutting it out in 2:53.

-K..
#3180
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / A bit of challenge 20 ownage....
January 04, 2002, 05:35:00 AM
Challenge 20 is the one in the sewers, you have a normal sim on your team and you are against a perfect sim. Pistols, one hit kills.

-K..
#3181
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / A bit of challenge 20 ownage....
January 04, 2002, 05:30:00 AM
http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">  @ greg

I own challenge 20. It would be cool if like people actually tried to beat this time.

-K..
#3182
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / A bit of challenge 20 ownage....
January 04, 2002, 05:05:00 AM
I hope that last post wasn't an insult (i.e showing a high level of gayness).

-K..
#3183
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / A bit of challenge 20 ownage....
January 04, 2002, 04:58:00 AM
I'm not argueing, I'm being serious.

Me = Serious
You = Think I'm being serious now cause you hurt my feelings or some shit, but in reality I'm being serious because this is a totally different topic, and you are being a total cunt in it.

-K..
#3184
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / A bit of challenge 20 ownage....
January 04, 2002, 04:49:00 AM
You see, there is a difference between just messing around, and actually REALLY being a complete faggot. What you are doing now, is being a complete faggot.

-K..
#3185
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / A bit of challenge 20 ownage....
January 04, 2002, 04:39:00 AM
Monkey spells just like jus and then corrects my spelling, when I didn't even care.

Going into other topics = Loserish. Just shows how much of a faggot you are. Seriously, all would agree that moving topics is just fucking gay.

-K..
#3186
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / A bit of challenge 20 ownage....
January 04, 2002, 04:28:00 AM
Hahaha he's gone into a different topic. What a loser.

-K..
#3187
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Maian SOS PA
January 04, 2002, 03:41:00 AM
poop

-K..

#3188
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / A bit of challenge 20 ownage....
January 04, 2002, 01:17:00 AM
I just shutout challenge 20 in 2 minutes and 53 seconds. A fair amount of amount right there.

-K..
#3189
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / ParagonX9 Read....
January 04, 2002, 12:39:00 AM
When Paragon got the NTSC WR he got a 58 elvis. To get the PAL record he needs a 54 elvis. Just because he is the best player in the world does not mean he will automatically take the WR. There are many levels that he does have the WR on, but he should though shouldn't he? I mean he is the best and there is no way in hell that anyone else in the entire world could beat him in ANY level.

Isn't that so true.

-K..
#3190
Archived General Chat / Capture Card Help
January 03, 2002, 02:09:00 AM
I have a capture card.

-K..
#3191
Archived Goldeneye / my total time
January 03, 2002, 01:53:00 AM
Mallow = King of all people who are gay.

-K..
#3192
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / ParagonX9 Read....
January 03, 2002, 01:43:00 AM
Paragon won't get the deep sea WR's.

And zwartjes using ntsc for other games doesn't have anything to do with this. His times were seperate from his PAL times.

Meanwhile I own.

I mean I know that it is not fair that each system has different advantages to the other, but that's life. But by using the other system you are just being hypocrits! I mean you COMPLAIN about us having the advantage, and then you go out and use our system. Now who has the advantage? And it's not like you don't have advantages of your own. You should just live with what you have and not complicate it anymore than it already is.

I don't think Paragon will use the PAL system anyway. He could improve other times and get more points and he doesn't need to, and he knows it.

Being best player in the world, then using both systems to get an unfair advantage over everyone else = GAY.

-K..

#3193
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / ParagonX9 Read....
January 01, 2002, 11:31:00 PM
I don't care that much cause like me>PD, but realistically it would be stupid for Paragon to get good PAL only times and to have them attribute to his points on the rankings.

He doesn't even need to, he's already number 1. I think it would really make him look bad. I think he should have 2 names, or the times should not go into the rankings at all, all he would get is the respect for getting PAL WR's if he actually can.

I think people that are very high up in the rankings like paragon should not use advantages that other people cannot use. I Think Paragon would lose a lot of respect if he did.

-K..
#3194
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Karl Jobst read...
January 01, 2002, 10:02:00 AM
K.. J.. is gay.

-K..
#3195
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / DIRECT CONNECT for PD vids. (EVERYONE READ!!!)
January 01, 2002, 10:01:00 AM
Matt is gay.

-K..
#3196
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / ParagonX9 Read....
January 01, 2002, 09:59:00 AM
Paragon is gay.

-K..
#3197
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / One Question...... (Well Multiple)
January 01, 2002, 09:58:00 AM
CaptZeebo is gay.

-K..
#3198
Archived General Chat / New WR???
January 01, 2002, 09:57:00 AM
It wouldn't be a world record, it would be an elite record, I'm sure that someone on another board somehwere else in the world has a longer nicknamy thingy bobby slutty hoey bitchy arsey thing.

-K..
#3199
Archived Goldeneye / Can you guys please do me a favour?
January 01, 2002, 09:53:00 AM
Thanks chodhe, it really means a lot to me that you think I deserve the SBOTY award. Even though it comes as no suprise to me as I am fully aware of my sexiness.

I assure though chodhe if there was a runners up trophy, it would go to you, though your sexiness does not compare to my own, it does not cease to amaze me that another human being has a sexyness level anywhere near mine.

-K..
#3200
Archived Goldeneye / PERFORM THE BLOODY RITUAL UPON ME!!!!
December 31, 2001, 10:29:00 PM
Aztec OOA ain't so bad cause you kill all the dudes.

-K..
#3201
Archived Goldeneye / my total time
December 31, 2001, 10:56:00 AM
M'kay...

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-K..
#3202
Archived Goldeneye / Cruise control?
December 31, 2001, 09:51:00 AM
What is controlling dude by auto dude walking mechanism thiny dooby dingy thingy gotcha cluthy running slutty thing?

-K..
#3203
Archived Goldeneye / Can you guys please do me a favour?
December 31, 2001, 09:48:00 AM
Oh and please vote me for POMFAHCSHB.....

-K..
#3204
Archived Goldeneye / Can you guys please do me a favour?
December 31, 2001, 09:47:00 AM
Can you please stop playing so I can gain more points, I'd appreciate it tonolots.

thanks.

-K..
#3205
Archived Goldeneye / IM BACK!!!!!!
December 31, 2001, 09:43:00 AM
I love you.

-K..ypie
#3206
Archived General Chat / I am the best f-zero X player in the southern hemisphere....
December 31, 2001, 09:39:00 AM
Damn right I am a sexy bitch chodhe, may I say that you look awfully sexy in that shirt? Your sexiness never ceases to turn me on......

K..>Northern hemisphere (non-sexy)

-K..
#3207
360/PS3/GC/PS2/Xbox/PSX, Etc / Gamecube is alright.....I guess.....
December 31, 2001, 05:17:00 AM
I mean I haven't played it or seen any pics or anything but it seems cool.

What would be good is if they like had better graphics or stuff like that.

-K..
#3208
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Who will be the first to pass Wouter in points?
December 31, 2001, 05:12:00 AM
K..>PD

-K..
#3209
Archived Goldeneye / Can I join?
December 31, 2001, 05:09:00 AM
Hi my name is K.., I just saw this site and I Was just wonderings if I could joined.

I have sweet times like such I got 54 on dams I do. And 12 secs serious I Dos too.

Can I joinsed?

-K..
#3210
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / December- 2K1's final *POM* [UPDATED!]
December 30, 2001, 06:24:00 AM
K.. for P.O.M
K.. for P.O.Y

K..>PD

-K..
#3211
Archived General Chat / I am the best f-zero X player in the southern hemisphere....
December 30, 2001, 02:42:00 AM
Me>Snap

-K..
#3212
Archived General Chat / Guitar Tabs
December 30, 2001, 02:39:00 AM
Juice monkey have you got aim or msn? I could send it to you if you like.

However I don't have it cause I'm on my dad's comp, if Craig still has it he could send it to me then I could send it to you.

Me>craig any day

-K..

#3213
Archived General Chat / Guitar Tabs
December 29, 2001, 11:39:00 AM
A song that I really like playing is sisters by steve vai, you can pick up a bit of that here:

www.vai.com/SightsSounds/sounds.html

Also Always with you always with me by joe satriana is not too hard (some tiny bits are very hard but it's just hammer-ons and pull-offs so it's not so bad) and sounds really good.

Most pappa roach stuff sounds good, get into that.

Most metallica solos are going to be too hard to play, however some nice good not so hard ones are enter sandman, fade to black, wherever I may roam, unforgiven I and II, and nothing else matters(very fun to play).

Realistically if it is JUST the guitar playing and nothing else you don't want to play a greenday song or anything cause they are real lame by themselves.

And craig fur elise is really, really easy hehe. Try something harder http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3214
Archived General Chat / Guitar Tabs
December 29, 2001, 11:20:00 AM
When I get up to brisbane I'm gonna tape myself playing and show all you guitar newbies how it's really done http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3215
Archived General Chat / Guitar Tabs
December 29, 2001, 11:19:00 AM
I just listened to his hotel california solo, that was shocking. Timing was out and a hell of a lot of notes were wrong. I have no idea what he did at the end.

A lot of the tabs I am seeing are wrong.

-K..
#3216
Archived General Chat / Guitar Tabs
December 29, 2001, 11:11:00 AM
I just listened to the guy playing the stairway to heaven solo, pretty damn crap.

I mean to people who don't play guitar is sounds good but I could do a lot better than that.

-K..
#3217
Archived General Chat / Guitar Tabs
December 29, 2001, 11:07:00 AM
I am good on the guitar, shock has my fade to black solo ownage on vid.

Meanwhile no one on this board will be able to play the master of puppets solo.

Meanwhile, I am probably around the same skill level as craig so bow down to me.

Meanwhile the guy at that tab site has just copied other tabs but changed them slightly(made them crappier) so it looks like he did a real good job for an amatuer.

-K..
#3218
Archived General Chat / Song of the Year?
December 29, 2001, 10:57:00 AM
Alien Ant farm - Smooth Criminal

Biggest song in australia this year anyway.

I like chop suey. Rap is music. This should be rated on the amount of copies sold.

Linkin park own, and so does pappa roach(best band ever)

-K..
#3219
Archived General Chat / I am the best f-zero X player in the southern hemisphere....
December 29, 2001, 07:22:00 AM
meanwhile I'd own all of you bitches like........um......bitches.

You just think about that for a second, yeah, cry, cry like the little bitches you are.

look at me, I SAID LOOK AT ME!!! Are you talking to me? I said are you talking to me?

Well I am the only little bitch(es)(i.e northern hemisphere bitch ass) here aren't I?

No, I am here.

Oh, no, it's doctor little bitch hoe from the western hemisphere.

*shits pants and faints*

-K..

#3220
Archived General Chat / I am the best f-zero X player in the southern hemisphere....
December 29, 2001, 07:00:00 AM
Yeah, i know I rule.

E.g. I am good

i.e better than you

-K..
#3221
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Karl Jobst read...
December 29, 2001, 12:21:00 AM
IMO, the biggest fluke is my runway SA run......actually, that was all skill.

-K..
#3222
Archived General Chat / I am the best f-zero X player in the southern hemisphere....
December 29, 2001, 12:07:00 AM
Oh, too bad dave is in the northern hemisphere. Looks like I still own all your bitch ass's.

K..>northern hemisphere bitch ass's

yeah, think about it.

-K..
#3223
Archived General Chat / I am the best f-zero X player in the southern hemisphere....
December 19, 2001, 12:12:00 AM
Heh, you guys know nothing. I mean death race shows nothing for your overall skill. Yeah you go in a straight line and use the side attack real skill involved there.

Try and beat my white Land 2 time of 52.???(derek has vid). Now there is actual skill.

Plus Phil is in the northern hemisphere so suck it.

Meanwhile I rule, and am the best in the southern hemisphere. Plus I have acceptable times on all other levels, besides the jack cup levels I doubt anyone beats one of my times.

Yeah so like I am good.

-K..

BTW, my death race time was like 52 secs a couple of years ago and I haven't tried to beat it cause death race is very gay and does not show the skill needed in order to get fast times on the actual races.

Meanwhile Jimmy is the best in the world, but he is not in the southern hemisphere so he can just suck it right in the balls.

Meanwhile all yous can suck it.

Please suck it.

I really want you to suck it.

...

Suck it.

#3224
Archived General Chat / I am the best f-zero X player in the southern hemisphere....
December 14, 2001, 12:04:00 AM
Suck it.

-K..
#3225
Archived General Chat / Death Test - Come One Come All
December 13, 2001, 10:17:00 PM
Hmm.....I took it and it said I was gonna die on the 14th of december 2001 at the age of 15 http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">

-K..
#3226
Archived Goldeneye / WOUTER!!!!(stuff is up...but server isn't...who knows what')
December 13, 2001, 01:33:00 AM
When I see all of the vids, I am going to rape the times like a slut.

-K..
#3227
Archived Goldeneye / It's raining men..........
December 05, 2001, 03:58:00 AM
Meanwhile I got the net back, and I am on summer holidays until the 27th of january.

Meanwhile I am going to rape the caverns SA WR like a slut and get 1:23........maybe......

-K..
#3228
Archived Goldeneye / !!!Archives 16 secret strat from BiLlThEfOd!!!!
November 30, 2001, 12:57:00 AM
This topic shouldn't even be on this message board. Obviously this guy is lying. He is a n00b and thinks that we would believe him cause he sucks arse pubes.

Just ignore people like this. He is so obviously lying it's not funny. And to think that people actually sat there for longer than 0.2758 of a second to think about whether or not this guy is telling the truth is just rediculous.

Shame on you people, shame, shame, shame.

-K..
#3229
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Time saver on G5 Building.
November 29, 2001, 07:25:00 PM
Pretty good idea but I tried and I couldn't raise the camspy that high.

Meanwhile if the opening cinema is the meeting and you have already done that objective you could do it. However, if you get there as fast as you would need to in order to have any chance of breaking the WR, the guard wouldn't see the dude die because he would be on the stairs, and it wouldn't save any time at all. Unless you were able to magically make the guy walk faster and see the guy die and then open the door. Or you could find a way to make the camspy go up that high even though I tried it and it's not possible at all cause I tried it and didn't work because when I tried it I couldn't raise the campsy that high because it didn't reach the hole maybe cause the levetation device is shit or something and doesn't go up that high. I know this cause I tried it and I couldn't do it.

-K..
#3230
Archived Goldeneye / Yeah...I'm offline for a while again.....
November 25, 2001, 11:34:00 PM
My step dad found porn on the computer, I have no idea how it got there, but in any case he took the internet away. I have no idea when I"m getting it back, I think they are looking into getting a porn site blocker or something even though it won't do any good because I get all my porn from d/l programs like imesh and morhpeus.

Yeah well.....in the mean time I'm writing a perfect dark FAQ/Walkthrough. It's gonna fucking own all other faqs. It's gonna be over a meg probably when it's finished. Yeah so that will keep me busy for a few months/years. During this time I will not play goldeneye....maybe.....

-K..
#3231
Archived Goldeneye / Greg and Derek=luckysonsuvbitches
November 20, 2001, 02:21:00 AM
If my step dad broke my 64 I would pick up the 70 cm TV and smash it over his skull.

-K..
#3232
Archived Goldeneye / Post new PR's here
November 19, 2001, 08:08:00 AM
Facility SA: 1:00

Lame http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">

-K..
#3233
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Where's FB's credit?!?!
November 19, 2001, 02:42:00 AM
Let's not all forget who first discovered the trick http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)">

-K..
#3234
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Revival of Goldeneye Deathmatch
November 17, 2001, 05:41:00 AM
Pfft you didn't even read it genesics, this is not meant for the goldeneye board.

I already knew GE owns PD http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3235
Archived Goldeneye / READ now to be ADDED
November 16, 2001, 11:22:00 PM
He is lying for sure, and I think the 2 MTW people are the same person.

I mean people ask him how he got the times, and he goes "yeah I got 17 with a bit of luck, the other times are crap cause they are a minute from the WR". That is major n00b talk. There is no way this guy got those times.

I think Derek is right about this n00b presuming that 17 was the easiest WR and that we wouldn't think it was out of the ordinary that a new person could get it.

The bottom line is, until he proves it, he is not going to get added. That's it, no if's or but's. Proof = added.

-K..
#3236
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I can't get 0:03 on the Duel. SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!!
November 16, 2001, 08:26:00 PM
What's the deal with everyone saying you MUST pause at 0.10!!! I mean you can pause at 0.5 and still get the 3 secs.

Get over 0.10!!!!!

-K..
#3237
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / How long have you played PD?
November 15, 2001, 05:24:00 PM
Actually I was just talking out of my arse......

My real timer is at 8 days and 2 hours.

-K..
#3238
Archived Goldeneye / Facility not saving times--a new puzzle
November 15, 2001, 03:32:00 AM
I saw one spelling mistake and one error in the grammar.

That's not including the fact that I don't think gramatical is even a real word.

-K..
#3239
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / The HAPPY HAPPY question topic for newbies to post in.
November 15, 2001, 02:11:00 AM
Here's a though, do n00bs even know what a n00b is? I don't think they would.

-K..
#3240
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / How long have you played PD?
November 14, 2001, 04:50:00 AM
I've played 27 days and 13 hours and 54 minutes and 13 seconds.

-K..
#3241
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / History, Rare Ranks fully updated!
November 12, 2001, 07:31:00 AM
I mean I got into the 5 minutes club way before Darkest matt, why am I placed after, that sucks, majorly, I am so pissed.

In conlusion, I own, and I should be before darkest matt or something http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3242
Archived Goldeneye / 54-dam-question..
November 12, 2001, 07:26:00 AM
Update in the near future is possible but improbable.

-K..
#3243
Archived Goldeneye / OMG, this is bullshit!
November 12, 2001, 06:32:00 AM
One time I died while protecting Natalya! Damn and I would have beaten my OOA time by a full minute or something.

-K..
#3244
Archived Goldeneye / Who is going to go for 23?
November 11, 2001, 05:30:00 PM
I don't think CC can turn corners as fast. It's got nothing to do with speed, it's the turning speed.

If CC didn't push up on the control stick and used it just like 1.2 it would turn the same speed, but in wouters case and I'm sure a few others the control stick wouldn't be going full speed forward unless you push forward as well. And if you are pushing forward as well as turning there is no way of turning as fast without losing speed.

-K..
#3245
Archived Goldeneye / Who is going to go for 23?
November 10, 2001, 03:31:00 AM
With cruise it would have to be a perfect run and 6 boosts, a good run will require 7 boosts.

With 1.2 it would have to be a perfect run and 5 boosts, and 6 boosts for a good run.

Randy said he had good runs that were 6 boosts and still had 24 though.

Unless wouter uses 1.2 I don't think he will get it.

-K..
#3246
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / PDEPT Poll
November 09, 2001, 10:27:00 PM
I"ll go with 9.34 GB.

http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">  @ Greg's 2300 GB

-K..

#3247
Archived Goldeneye / Karl
November 09, 2001, 09:46:00 PM
http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)">

-K..
#3248
Archived Goldeneye / Who is going to go for 23?
November 09, 2001, 06:10:00 PM
Now that I just got it, who else is going to actually attempt it?

Some notes, I don't think wouter will get it unless he wants to learn 1.2.

This time will be EXTREMELY hard with cruise control, I mean, I played with cruise control for at least 10 hours, then I play with 1.2 and get it straight away. I think that is more than a coincidence.

Especially with wouter's control stick it will be hard with cruise.

So I think only the 1.2 god players will get this time. Like me http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3249
Archived Goldeneye / um......23 runway sa first try.....
November 09, 2001, 05:55:00 PM
I don't know if I'll be going for anymore times at all in the very near future. I guess it was just that I had 23 secs spare http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

The times I HOPE to get though are.......

48 facility A
1:19 dam SA
1:52 surface 1 SA and OOA

I'll work on the front section first......

-K..
#3250
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Defection 0:06??
November 09, 2001, 05:46:00 PM
Hehe renemesis's sigs are being screwed all the time by the people pasting after him.

-K..
#3251
Archived Goldeneye / um......23 runway sa first try.....
November 09, 2001, 06:27:00 AM
Yep http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)">

-K..
#3252
Archived Goldeneye / um......23 runway sa first try.....
November 09, 2001, 06:21:00 AM
Well because I got it so early into my playing I didn't tape it http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">  I was just warming up and I didn't want to waste tape.

I started to hold a grenade just before I got key, then after I turned the corner once I got out the hut I looked at the ground and threw the grenade so it exploded behind me but not taking away much health.

Then I threw up 2 grenades, got boosted once.

Then I started holding grenade, got hit by drone, threw grenade.

Then I got hit twice really close together just before I pressed B on the plane.

So 5 boosts.

Oh, and I also got the run on tape.
#3253
Archived Goldeneye / um......23 runway sa first try.....
November 09, 2001, 02:59:00 AM
Yeah I just played pd for about 15 minutes, put in goldeneye and got 23 runway SA.

Pretty easy if you ask me.

-K..
#3254
Archived Goldeneye / Valentin Zuckovsky -arms dealer
November 07, 2001, 05:44:00 PM
Post your new PR's in the Post your new PR's here topic, and only in the Post your new PR's here topic.

-K..
#3255
Archived Goldeneye / cruise control style
November 07, 2001, 05:36:00 PM
Read what he said again and don't assume what he said.

-K..
#3256
Archived Goldeneye / Runway 00:22!
November 07, 2001, 05:32:00 PM
Actually I made it look like I got 20 seconds. And I also had 20000 shots, 20000 head hits, body hits, and limb hits http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3257
Archived Goldeneye / Latest minimums
November 05, 2001, 05:41:00 PM
Actually I think the control mins should be lowered. Because it takes me an extra 10-15 seconds to do the beginning on SA and OOA than it does on Agent. Then the rest of the level should be basically the same.

-K..
#3258
Archived Goldeneye / A challenge for Wouter Jansen lol ^_^
November 05, 2001, 07:55:00 AM
Wait a minute, I'm not sure but I think I may have been lieing in that last post......

-K..
#3259
Archived Goldeneye / A challenge for Wouter Jansen lol ^_^
November 05, 2001, 07:53:00 AM
Wait I think I did it once....

let me try.......

Yep, I can do it easy, I don't know why everyone thinks it's impossible.

-K..
#3260
Archived Goldeneye / Latest minimums
November 05, 2001, 03:54:00 AM
K for people who want to make smart ass comments about things that I have years more experience with, how about you actually ask me about the times you think aren't possible, instead of saying something that means nothing and makes you look like a n00b. Do you think I just randomly insert numbers without even thinking about what I am writing?

*looks at adam*

I am assuming that it is possible to get a grenade off one of the guards on the way to the dam area with the 3 towers. Then with the last tower lob the grenade from a fair distance away and make it explode just outside the tower wall destroying the alarm. That could save a good amount of time, I don't know how much which is why I added the question mark. That goes for OOA too...

-K..
#3261
Archived Goldeneye / PAL 'n NTSC
November 05, 2001, 02:10:00 AM
I think it's because the PAL players are..........GOOD.....

-K..
#3262
Archived Goldeneye / Latest minimums
November 05, 2001, 02:03:00 AM
Dam: 53/1:10?/1:56?
Facility: 47/0:56/0:56
Runway: 22/23/38
Surface 1: 1:04/1:51/1:51
Bunker 1: 17/23/1:09?
Silo: 1:03/1:12/1:32?
Frigate: 24/1:09?/1:12?
Surface 2: 51/53/1:30
bunker 2: 25/51/1:09
Statue: 2:26/2:26/2:26
Archives: 17/56/56
Depot: 27/45/52
Train: 1:08/1:43/2:10
jungle: 53/57/57
Control: 4:03?/4:17/4/17
Caverns: 1:02/1:23/1:35
Cradle: 36/38/38
Aztec: 1:50/1:55/1:59
Egypt: 48/48/48

Those might get some people thinking http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3263
Archived Goldeneye / Post new one-handed PRs here
October 31, 2001, 05:53:00 PM
I think we should make the rule that the ONLY part of the body that you can use is one of your hands. Using your toes and faces is cheating.

-K..
#3264
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Where the hell did these points come from???
October 23, 2001, 05:00:00 AM
A few people must have been deleted.

-K..
#3265
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / DarkestMatt_Sim Threat_Shadow Zero_Shock_MLM_Falcon
October 23, 2001, 04:56:00 AM
Deep Sea Agent: 2:35

GAY! This time should have been 2 secs faster....

-K..
#3266
Archived Goldeneye / An interesting fact
October 22, 2001, 05:44:00 PM
Because Expert is evil......EVIL I TELLS YA!!

-K..
#3267
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Proof that Joanna is a ghost....
October 22, 2001, 07:59:00 AM
I think we all know who the sexiest polygon is......

.....

-K..
#3268
Archived Goldeneye / look, it's the GE-mobile;)
October 22, 2001, 03:42:00 AM
Australia>America>Afganistan

-K..
#3269
Archived Goldeneye / Vacation = less WRs?
October 22, 2001, 03:35:00 AM
Either tell what the tricks to save 4-6 seconds are, or I will get 1:19 on dam SA and 1:04 on surface 1 Agent.

Your choice.....

-K..
#3270
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / (Ultimate?) PD Quiz
October 20, 2001, 03:03:00 AM
The answer to the question about how many shots it could take to finish maian sos on PA is ONE.

Paragon said the answer was zero because you just use proxy dragons. But you can't use proxy's at the start, and you need to shoot a guard with the physcosis gun to make him open the door.

I am good or something.

-K..
#3271
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / How do you all improve your times?
October 20, 2001, 12:36:00 AM
Yeah if you have all the Wr's for every level up to War I wouldn't play through the whole game to try and improve your War time.

-K..
#3272
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / (Ultimate?) PD Quiz
October 20, 2001, 12:34:00 AM
Yeah I fucked up on a couple of questions so sue me.

-K..
#3273
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / (Ultimate?) PD Quiz
October 20, 2001, 12:31:00 AM
1. 7:07 pellegic SA
2. Take the bike...
3. Never heard of it, don't have a clue http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">
4. I'll guess 0 because that's what everyone else said....
5. Don't know what official means.....
6. 3 kills, 1 for each objective...
7. Know the answer, not going to give it away (i.e Paragon told me...)
8. Well let's see, 5 pillars. 1/5 for first pillar, 1/4 for 2nd, 1/3 for 3rd. 5 x 4 x 3 = 1/60 chance.
9. 3 guards after the 2 cloaked room, then after you drop the camspy there are 3 guards there. I say 6.
10. hmm....perhaps villa with the panels and stuff, haven't tried any. Couldn't bother trying any.
11. don't have a clue.
12. don't have a clue.
13. don't have a clue.
14. getting the play as elvis cheat.
15. wouldn't have a clue.

I am like good or something.

-K..
#3274
Archived Goldeneye / Derek........
October 18, 2001, 03:55:00 AM
I have held the record for 43 of the levels. That puts me ahead of sterling for the most records held/shared.

-K..
#3275
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / 1:42:00! Wow...
October 15, 2001, 06:46:00 AM
I thought the fastest the elite ever took off one minute is when I owned deep sea SA http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)">

-K..
#3276
Archived General Chat / Elite Chess Tournament?
October 13, 2001, 07:33:00 AM
That would be really, really cool if we would organise that. And I could rule supreme with my extraordinary chess markmanship http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

-K..
#3277
Archived General Chat / OWNAGE! :)
October 13, 2001, 06:48:00 AM
I just unleashed some more ownage on Eise Smit http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Then after I owned him at chess I owned his friend at checkers http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

-K..
#3278
Archived General Chat / OWNAGE! :)
October 13, 2001, 03:31:00 AM
I just owned Greg Lavery in chess http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  

So yeah I must be like good or something http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">  

Who's next.....

-K..
#3279
Archived General Chat / Lanky007.......
October 11, 2001, 03:19:00 AM
So, I hear you are quite the chess player. Well, I'd like to challenge you to a game http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  You just say the time and place (preferably yahoo) and I'm there.

Anyone else wanna give me a game just ask......

-K..
#3280
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / ALL AUSTRALIAN PLAYERS POST HERE....
October 09, 2001, 06:22:00 PM
Should be........

There will be several TV's in use and with 64's and gamecubes so lots of playing. If we need more TV's we will get more TV's.......

-K..
#3281
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / DarkestMatt_Sim Threat_Shadow Zero_Shock_MLM_Falcon
October 09, 2001, 07:15:00 AM
um........

3:16 deep sea SA
1:47 villa PA

um........

yeah I Think that is all.....

K..>NTSC>expert

-K..
#3282
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / ALL AUSTRALIAN PLAYERS POST HERE....
October 09, 2001, 07:13:00 AM
K..>The Avalanches

-K..
#3283
Archived Goldeneye / An interesting fact
October 09, 2001, 06:51:00 AM
K..>Pal>cheese>Wouter>NTSC>Expert...

-K..
#3284
Archived Goldeneye / THAT'S IT I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!!!!!
October 09, 2001, 05:54:00 AM
Yay http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

What a pleasant start to this new goldeneye venture. I just got my first anus time of 49 on facility Agent http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3285
Archived Goldeneye / THAT'S IT I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!!!!!
October 09, 2001, 04:49:00 AM
Hehe thanks.

I have some anus times I need to get.

-K..
#3286
Archived Goldeneye / THAT'S IT I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!!!!!
October 09, 2001, 02:36:00 AM
Man I can't take it anymore I have to start playing GE again. It's just like one day I am sitting there and then I think SHIT I WANNA PLAY GE!!!!!

So yeah that's it I am back into it now.

-K..
#3287
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Getting ready for some Villa OWNAGE......
October 08, 2001, 03:02:00 AM
I am going to rape this level bad. First I am going for the PA record. Really the speed you need to get this record ain't that fast, it's just that the guards can fuck you up, the snipers don't die, you miss that arsehole hacker, and you got nervous and fuck up on the last section in the wine cellar.

Well so far I have gotten a REALLY GAY 1:47 where I totally fucked myself over in the last section and I was also slow on some other parts......

Anyways gotta get back to playing and get at least 1:43 (hoping for 1:41).

-K..
#3288
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / ALL AUSTRALIAN PLAYERS POST HERE....
October 08, 2001, 01:22:00 AM
I give it to the end of the year and by that time I will be the #1 Australian PD player and also the #1 GE player in the world.

No joke......... http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3289
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Shit in hell...... INV SA ESSENTIAL READ! OMG!
October 07, 2001, 04:25:00 AM
In conclusion......

K..>All

-K..
#3290
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / ALL AUSTRALIAN PLAYERS POST HERE....
October 07, 2001, 04:21:00 AM
http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">  @ FB

I SHOULD be going to Cleveland high school if I am lucky. I'll be in grade 11 at that time.

I am 15 turning 16 next Feb.

And I rule, beyond belief.

-K..
#3291
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / ALL AUSTRALIAN PLAYERS POST HERE....
October 06, 2001, 09:47:00 PM
Well, ok then thanks.

Might as well say where I live.........

Until the end of the year I will live in Geelong Vic, then next year I will live around the redland bay area in Brisbane QLD.

-K..
#3292
Archived Goldeneye / strats
October 06, 2001, 08:37:00 AM
My strats own sterlings walkthrough http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Like, they are outdated, but good for beginners, best for beginners, yet you can still get very good times with the walkthroughs. And it's not just OOA!!!!!!

-K..
#3293
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / w00t!
October 05, 2001, 01:04:00 AM
Better http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3294
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / w00t!
October 04, 2001, 10:55:00 PM
Dude, it's NOW I find myself in quesion, not, never find myself in quesiton.

-K..

p.s linkin park rules

#3295
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Getting ready for some OWNAGE tonight :)
October 04, 2001, 08:13:00 PM
I Am currently in Sydney staying with my dad and I just found out that Funky Buddha lives around that area too. So, he is gonna come around to my dad's house tonight and get some ownage on his arse http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Is there anything that hasn't been proven that needs to be proven?

-K..
#3296
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / ALL AUSTRALIAN PLAYERS POST HERE....
October 04, 2001, 12:41:00 AM
And from the start of next yeah I WILL be living around the Redland Bay area forever http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3297
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / ALL AUSTRALIAN PLAYERS POST HERE....
October 04, 2001, 12:38:00 AM
That is very sweet, do you guys know about the get together happening next year in the winter holidays?

The people that might be going so far are....

Me
Matthijs
Shock
DarkesttMatt
The Coes
My friend Greg
I remember and Adam that lived around Capalaba....

And hopefully you guys too.....

-K..
#3298
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / ALL AUSTRALIAN PLAYERS POST HERE....
October 04, 2001, 12:30:00 AM
I need all australia players to post here and tell me exactly where they live. Suburb, city and State.

Thanks.

-K..
#3299
Archived Goldeneye / ALL AUSTRALIAN PLAYERS POST HERE....
October 04, 2001, 12:28:00 AM
Everyone who lives in Australia please post here and say exactly where you live. Like, suburb, city and state.

Thanks.

-K..
#3300
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / CI-Defence
October 03, 2001, 10:03:00 PM
hmm.........

1. You don't get the devestator on agent.
2. PD boosts do shit all for saving time.
3. I don't think you get the devestator on agent.
4. 54 is possible without boosting yourself.

-K..
#3301
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Post PAL WR's and PR's here
October 03, 2001, 10:15:00 AM
The lift should be closing at least by 20.5 if you want a time of 56 secs. You're ending must be sucking a bit, probably in the firing range.

-K..
#3302
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Chicago A 0:16!!!! w00t!!!!!
October 03, 2001, 03:52:00 AM
I was the -5th person to get 16 secs on Anas agent.

-K..
#3303
Archived Goldeneye / THIS MB SUCKS AND SO DO U!!
October 03, 2001, 03:19:00 AM
...
#3304
Archived Goldeneye / THIS MB SUCKS AND SO DO U!!
October 03, 2001, 03:18:00 AM
...

FUCK! That pisses me off SO MUCH........

hmm......That different language shit is bullshit. I think it should be banned from the boards. You wanna use a different language start another board. You wanna say something you only want one person to hear, e-mail them.

...

-K..
#3305
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Post PAL WR's and PR's here
October 03, 2001, 12:09:00 AM
hmm........I just got 3:16 on Deep Sea SA but I totally fucked the run up. I mean, elvis got the to teleportal room at 1:06, but I was killing the guards so I didn't leave till 2:08. Then the whole run was just crap. None of the doors where open for me and at the end I pressed B on the door but it didn't open costing me a sec.

So yeah the WR will be mine.

-K..
#3306
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Gadget training WR's.....Greg........
September 29, 2001, 03:01:00 AM
So.........

Are there any vids? Anyone taped any runs? Are there going to be any vids in the future?

Is not pressing pause the ONLY rule? Can you use glitches like making the lights come on for the night Vision goggles without hitting the switch?

Any walkthroughs out? I need help on a couple. Or perhaps you could give me a few strats. I'll be playing a bit so I'll tell you my PB's in a day or 2, and I'll ask for help.

Also, any chance of you listing more times than just the WR's for the rankings? It would be good if you did.

I also got a couple of good Holo times too. I got 5.58 on Holo 2, and I also got 6.68 on Holo 6. So yeah......

back to gadgets I also got 6.86 on Night Vision.....heh....

-K..
#3307
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Perfect Dark for speed suxxxx...............
September 29, 2001, 02:53:00 AM
Here's an idea, don't just go and post that you quit just cause you find the game boring at the present time. I haven't played goldeneye for 2 months now, does that mean I quit? Of course it doesn't, because I know that I Am going to go straight back to the game and then for no reason I'll be playing the game 5 hours a day, after not playing the game for 3 months because I thought it was boring.

-K..
#3308
Archived Goldeneye / Caverns 00 misfortune!
September 28, 2001, 12:48:00 AM
I think I am trying to send a much broader message than just that i don't think 2:59 is good. BTW it's not like the time sucks, but it's way below your potential. And now that you have this time of 2:59 you are just going to stop playing? I mean you were posting about having lots of health and going real fast at the end but fucking up. Then you just quit? Why try something and then after 10 quit with nothing to show for it? If you are actually going to try for something that hard you have to go through with it. Now that you went a slower way, and have got this time, it makes you think why do I need to keep playing? Now you are stuck with 2:59, and you don't want to play anymore. If you kept with the harder strat, maybe it would have taken you longer to get, but your end result will be 2:20 or 2:30, which is at least 30 secs faster.

And the fact that Derek is not in the top 20 means shit all. That's why not many people make much of an improvement in the rankings. They think that because they have a crap rank that they won't be able to get any good times. How are you supposed to make a move when you always settle for the 20th fastest time just because you are ranked 20th on the rankings?

And if you have hopes of becoming a really good player and getting really good times you can just forget that if you always look for the easiest way, which will always be slower. Sometimes you have to play for 20 hours to get a time, but in the end you will be laughing because you'll have this fucking awesome time, and everyone else who looked for the easy way out and only played the level for 20 minutes will be way behind you. You have to finish the level right then, or you'll be looking at a mediocre time one day, and you'll want to improve it, but then you think, 'gees I have already played that level for ages and didn't get anywhere, I couldn't be bothered playing it again.'

I have nothing against Derek, this arguement isn't even about 'DEREK'. It's about the fact that he is settling for a time that is way below his potential when he was so close to getting a really good time but just decided to quit.

And I really meant it when I asked why do you think the time is good. I wanna know.

-K..
#3309
Archived Goldeneye / Caverns 00 misfortune!
September 27, 2001, 07:40:00 PM
What I don't like is when people use a hard strat, get REAL close to getting a really good time, then say fuck it I'll just use the crappy slower strat, and get a time that is WAY slower than what I could personally achieve if I just played the harder strat some more and got better at it.

Take my Caverns WRs. First I get 2:55, and I think that is pretty good when I got it, only because it was the WR. Then Tim gets 2:49, and I think damn that run must have been PERFECT. Then I watch my vid of 2:55 and I think SHIT, I SUCKED on that run! So then I play the level some more and find out some new things and a new strat. I play a bit and get 2:45. And I'm happy with it you know, it's the WR at the time. Then Steve Foy comes along and says he will beat my time. I don't want to let him do that, so I watch my vid again, and once again I see that the run sucked. There were so many mistakes, so many places I could have gone faster. So I played again and got better, learnt some new stuff and then got 2:34.

Now I started realising the mistakes of my runs more and thinking of where I could of gone faster. Even though this was a WR by 9 secs, and everyone else was way behind, I wasn't happy with it because there were places where I really could have gone faster. Even though I already had the WR by a lot, I still played the level, and got 2:14 pretty easily.

Because I looked past the fact that my time was a WR and actually studied the run and saw where I Could have gone faster, the WR is now 2:08. Because of Wouter's attitude today we have WR's like 1:41 on silo OOA, 2:05 on Dam OOA, 1:58 on Streets OOA and SA, 1:03 on Caverns agent, and 42 seconds on cradle SA, which were all WR's but wouter saw that he could improve them and he did.

Tell me Derek, why EXACTLY do you think your 2:59 is good? Is it because it is 9th place? Is it because you tried for a long time? Is it because you got frustrated at the game and now that you have this time you think it's good enough because you don't have to play anymore? Mabye it's because 3:01 was once the WR. I remember when the Control OOA record was 5:01. I remember when 2:29 was the statue's WRs. I assume that 1 min was once the Dam A record. Does that make the time good? ......

I have to get ready to go rock climbing. I'll continue this conversation when I get back. http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3310
Archived Goldeneye / Caverns 00 misfortune!
September 26, 2001, 09:35:00 PM
You can't compare your time to others and determine whether or not your time is good just because it is better than their's. As wouter said, say everyone had 1000 seconds on dam agent, then you got 999 seconds and that was a WR. Does that mean that your time is good?

Of course 2:59 is good compared to the thousands of other people who have tried, but you have to look at your time alone and not judge it by other times.

I can rightly say that 2:14 wasn't really all that good, sure it had its good parts, but it also sucked in some parts, and it's the parts that sucked that make me unhappy with the time. Even though it may be 2nd in the world, I am not happy with it.

*slightly changes subject*

When you look at it plainly, most of the people in the GE Elite suck at Caverns. Look at the rankings....it's like 9 people have under 3 mins, and getting under 3 mins is EASY. You know why most people suck at caverns? It's because of FEAR. I'd like to know exactly how many people have actually tried my strat, or a strat similar to it in order to try and get under 3 mins. It's probably the same amount of people who have actually gotten under 3 mins.

People are so scared of dieing that they don't even TRY to copy my strat. It's just a game! It's not like you are dieing in real life too. Just have a go, you'll be suprised in how far you get. I bet if EVERYONE copied my strat there would be 30 people with under 3 mins, and everyone else wouldn't be far behind.

Because people are scared they don't try the hard strats, and they don't get the good times, even if they have the ability to. So most of the times on caverns OOA suck.

This also goes for Aztec and Control too. Hardly anyone REALLY tries to go fast. Most people try to be too careful and they always go really slow. And then they wonder why people go so fast. And people automatically assume that because a time beats 90% of the people, that it is a good time, but really the fact is, 90% of the people have a shit time because they were too scared to take chances.

-K..
#3311
Archived Goldeneye / Why are the people in this elite called by their real names?
September 23, 2001, 06:55:00 PM
Nick names don't give the players half the credit they deserve.

-K..
#3312
Archived Goldeneye / longest standing WR?
September 21, 2001, 01:03:00 AM
*thinks back*

Bunker 1 Agent
Depot A
Runway SA

I am pretty sure they are the top 3.

-K..
#3313
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / DarkestMatt's Day off School
September 19, 2001, 02:18:00 AM
*eagerly awaits tape from Matt* http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3314
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Sucram Rules
September 17, 2001, 05:41:00 PM
K..>Midgets in Bikinishttp://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/grin.gif ALT=">D"> ark Avenger>Sucrum>Expert

-K..
#3315
Archived Goldeneye / one goal to start my new goldeneye career...
September 11, 2001, 01:05:00 AM
The last few days I have been playing runway SA in an attempt to get 23. I will get it, oh yes, I will get it. Only after I get 23 seconds on Runway SA will I start going for other times. I will play at least 2 hours of Runway SA every day until I achieve my goal.

With my strat it's pretty easy to get 5 boosts and if I am lucky I can get 6 boosts. I think it might take a min of 6 boosts to get 23, but if I strafe REALLY good I could probably make it with 5 boosts.

Yeah so expect 23 secs soon.

8===D0: Just touch it, just touch it.....

-K..
#3316
Archived Goldeneye / MY FUCKED UP STEP DAD!!!!!!!!!!!
September 06, 2001, 09:15:00 PM
What? So if I get pissed off when my step dad gets rid of the internet for some fucked up reason that means that the internet runs my life?

And my Step dad's arsiness goes way beyond just taking away the internet, he is a faggot about everything.

BTW Michael Wheat is just a friend of mine http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3317
Archived Goldeneye / ok well I am back and here are my New times!
September 06, 2001, 12:19:00 AM
Even if Sterling REALLY tried he could never get back ahead of me. I'm just..........too good http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3318
Archived Goldeneye / MY FUCKED UP STEP DAD!!!!!!!!!!!
September 06, 2001, 12:07:00 AM
Fuck me, this is really starting to fucking piss me off. Now my step dad has taken the internet away from me!!!

This is so bullshit, I didn't really even do anything wrong or bad this time. Fucking hell.

I am posting this from school, because my step dad cut off the net and didn't even let me go on and tell everyone I was going. He is such a faggot, he says all this shit about how I have to EARN the internet.

He was already keeping me off the net for 3 days of the week and he is still carrying on about how I use the internet too much.

I have no idea when I will get the internet back, and I couldn't be fucked talking to my parents.

I am going to Sydney to see my dad in 2 weeks and I'll ask him if he could pay for the internet. Then if he does my step dad can't do shit about it cause he is not paying for it.

Yeah so that's that.

P.S Michael Wheat is a FAGGOT!!!!!

-K..
#3319
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Where does that 1 min go in Deep Sea PAL A and SA??
August 30, 2001, 05:36:00 PM
It's all skill.

-K..
#3320
Archived Goldeneye / I am retiring from goldeneye.....
August 30, 2001, 02:49:00 AM
Soon.....And when I do I will kick some serious arse http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3321
Archived Goldeneye / I am retiring from goldeneye.....
August 30, 2001, 02:09:00 AM
Just kidding http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3322
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Attack Ship A/SA
August 29, 2001, 05:32:00 PM
Download a vid.

-K..
#3323
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
August 29, 2001, 07:47:00 AM
Deep Sea Agent: 2:36

Karl>Sucram>Expert

-Karl
#3324
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / DarkestMatt_Sim Threat_Shadow Zero_Shock_MLM_Falcon
August 29, 2001, 07:45:00 AM
Deep Sea Agent: 2:36

K..>Carnski and Phil http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3325
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / All vids from Phil, Carnski and me online!
August 29, 2001, 07:42:00 AM
I can make cool vids. I mean my attack ship vid was 8 meg plus it was still pretty damn good quality, so I could go even smaller than that easily.

-K..
#3326
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / All vids from Phil, Carnski and me online!
August 29, 2001, 02:24:00 AM
THEY ARE TOO FUCKING BIG!!!!!!!

Man there is no way I'm downloading any of them. Can't you make smaller vids or what?

-K..
#3327
Archived Goldeneye / Sadly, College is rushing in
August 28, 2001, 04:06:00 AM
Sterling doesn't have any new times.

-K..
#3328
Archived Goldeneye / Sadly, College is rushing in
August 27, 2001, 05:30:00 PM
I will start playing shortly.

-K..
#3329
Archived Goldeneye / Need help with Dam :54 :(
August 27, 2001, 01:46:00 AM
If you are going for 54 you should get 55's nearly EVERY time.

Also how can we help you if we don't even know how you are doing it in the first place? If you don't tell us what you are doing we can't tell you what you are doing wrong.

-K..
#3330
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / A MUST download......
August 25, 2001, 11:34:00 PM
65.29.214.22/PD/K../attackship222PAL.rm    

This is my new attack ship agent vid. It is a new strat that I created and I think that every GOOD perfect player should be using this strat from now on.

Anyone should be able to get a new time with this, and all the good players should get AT LEAST 2:22 with it easily.

-K..
#3331
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / That's that......
August 25, 2001, 05:56:00 AM
What's love got to do, got to do with it.......

-K..
#3332
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Query
August 25, 2001, 04:38:00 AM
I am 15.

Game timer is 6:14......The last 14 hours have been me playing attack ship agent http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3333
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / That's that......
August 25, 2001, 04:33:00 AM
That's that......

-K..
#3334
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I Just Shut Out Challenge 30!!!111!!!
August 24, 2001, 09:34:00 PM
Damn, I had a challenge 20 run where the time was 2:40 and the score was 9-0, then I died http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">

-K..
#3335
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter is full of Sh*t
August 24, 2001, 08:27:00 PM
I don't know if you noticed but I wasn't with Wes http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3336
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Psst...Psst...Karl I need your help!!!
August 24, 2001, 08:21:00 PM
yeah what he said http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3337
Archived Goldeneye / HOLY SHIT! #1 TIE!!!!
August 24, 2001, 02:18:00 AM
It's way easier to get a maxed pd time than a maxed GE time, that is why.

-K..
#3338
Archived Goldeneye / A MUST READ FOR ALL!!!!!111!!!
August 24, 2001, 02:14:00 AM
Down with retards.....

Up with midgets in bikinis.....

-K..
#3339
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / World record times
August 24, 2001, 02:10:00 AM
That makes me a sad panda http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">

-K..
#3340
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I Just Shut Out Challenge 30!!!111!!!
August 24, 2001, 01:50:00 AM
Yeah it looks really fucked up in practice. Body parts and cheese everywhere.

-K..
#3341
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I Just Shut Out Challenge 30!!!111!!!
August 24, 2001, 01:05:00 AM
Well, I worked out that if he is there, and you stand there, he will come out there, and it's an easy kill.

When I go sub 3 mins I'll put up another vid and you will see.

-K..
#3342
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I Just Shut Out Challenge 30!!!111!!!
August 23, 2001, 11:59:00 PM
I could go under 3 mins with that strat. You just don't know the how's and why's http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

I have my secrets.....

-K..
#3343
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / SQUASHED ELVIS!!!!!
August 23, 2001, 11:57:00 PM
I was seeing how fast elvis could warp into the 2nd lift, so I jumped into elvis's lift to see how low it was. I landed inside the lift and it said objective 2 failed and I was like WTF!! Then I turn around and saw elvis's dead karcus in a semi squashed position. Common sense lead me to believe that I had squashed the poor little bugger.

-K..
#3344
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / finally
August 23, 2001, 11:43:00 PM
I've been sucking it since last October.

-K..
#3345
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Your mum
August 23, 2001, 11:42:00 PM
BTW, what happens before the 2nd lift DOES NOT affect whether or not elvis will complete objective 2.

Elvis will ALWAYS start coming up the 2nd lift as soon as you reach the top of your lift. It doesn't matter how far away he is or what he says he will always be coming up when you reach the top.

-K..
#3346
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / SQUASHED ELVIS!!!!!
August 23, 2001, 11:37:00 PM
The file name is spelt wrong http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

-K..
#3347
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / SQUASHED ELVIS!!!!!
August 23, 2001, 11:34:00 PM
65.29.214.22/PD/K../sqaushedelvis.rm

Funny shit http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  

-K..
#3348
Archived Goldeneye / A MUST READ FOR ALL!!!!!111!!!
August 23, 2001, 11:23:00 PM
Jungle OOA
Jungle SA
Jungle A
Train A
Surface OOA
Surface SA

Hardest to Easiest.

-K..
#3349
Archived Goldeneye / HOLY SHIT! #1 TIE!!!!
August 23, 2001, 09:26:00 PM
mine........

Dam A
Facility A
runway A
surface A
Surface SA
Surface OOA
Bunker SA
Silo SA
surface 2 A x 2
Surface 2 SA
Surface 2 OOA
Bunker 2 A x 2
Bunker 2 SA x 3
Bunker 2 OOA
Statue A x 2
Statue SA
Statue OOA x 2
Archives A
Archives SA
Streets A
Streets SA
Streets OOA
Depot OOA x 2
Train A x 3
Train SA
Jungle SA x 2
Control SA
Caverns A x 2
Caverns SA
Caverns OOA x 3
Cradle A
Aztec SA x 2
Egypt A
Egypt OOA

http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">

-K..
#3350
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I Just Shut Out Challenge 30!!!111!!!
August 23, 2001, 09:09:00 PM
65.29.214.22/PD/K../CH20shutout.rm

http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3351
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I Just Shut Out Challenge 30!!!111!!!
August 23, 2001, 07:24:00 PM
that is nice http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

The vid isn't online yet, I am waiting for someone I can send it to....

-K..
#3352
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I Just Shut Out Challenge 30!!!111!!!
August 23, 2001, 07:12:00 PM
I just made a since-as-pie challenge 20 shutout vid. I finished in 3:40, what is the usual time for you?

The vid is 11.8 meg.

-K..
#3353
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Your mum
August 23, 2001, 05:42:00 PM
Telling the best player in the world that he has wasted his time playing pd is pretty dumb.

Plus it's not just the game, it's the connection we have with other people who play the game. This is a very big group of people who ALL LOVE the same thing, and it's great to be in that group.

Anyway.......

Your mum.....

*sigh* Heh I made this topic and now everyone else is argueing except me http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">

Stop the fighting and let's all bask in the love of PD.......

-K..
#3354
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Your mum
August 23, 2001, 04:16:00 AM
That made perfect sense......

Someone delete this fucked up topic. You guys can do whatever you want.......

And I hate arses like Sucram who don't post an arguement and just pay people out.

And people have every right to yell at Paragon for what he said. PAL wasn't mentioned at all, and he brought it up and said he is so much better and we are lucky he doesn't laugh at us.

Then he says we all suck compared to him, and we can't make strats for dick because we are stupid compared to paragon.

-K..

#3355
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Your mum
August 23, 2001, 01:46:00 AM
I'll say this AGAIN, incase anyone STILL doesn't understand.

JUST before elvis turns left to go into the navigation room, he sees the skedar through the wall. Shoots through the wall to get the Skedar's attention, the skedar comes down and fights elvis.

He doesn't go right bucause you are too far ahead, the reason he doesn't complete the objective is because he sees the skedar through the wall.

I can't say it any other way, if you don't understand it's not my fault.

-K..
#3356
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Your mum
August 22, 2001, 06:15:00 PM
What are you saying that elvis doesn't see the skedar through to wall or what? Why don't you do the level on Agent like normal, but instead of going right up to the top of the blue hallways do what I did and AFAP run around to come back behind the skedar. You find him looking straight at the wall in battle stance. Then run down into the hallway and you'll find elvis kneeling down shooting through the wall.

You may have played the level a lot but you haven't played around with this.

How is going left proving me wrong? That is a totally different thing. I am saying that if you go right, then get too far ahead of elvis, elvis doesn't go the wrong way, he sees the skedar and starts shooting at it!

Is that what you don't understand? What is your problem?

-K..
#3357
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Your mum
August 22, 2001, 08:07:00 AM
I was talking to expert....We know that he sees the skedar through the wall. But it MIGHT have something to do with how fast elvis gets to the room. I'll work on it tomorrow, I played for 4 hours today, and on agent I had no objective 2 completes http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">

When I get objective 2 complete the WR is mine http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3358
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I Just Shut Out Challenge 30!!!111!!!
August 22, 2001, 08:04:00 AM
I can shutout Challenge 20 nearly every time http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  If anyone wants I'll put up a challenge 20 shoutout vid using the "easiest shutout ever" strat.

-K..
#3359
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Ngamer...
August 22, 2001, 07:41:00 AM
NGamer can't add people, e-mail Paragon.

-K..
#3360
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Your mum
August 22, 2001, 05:55:00 AM
You should think before hand that every strat has been tried. We go right for a reason, and we don't go left for a reason.

If you go left, Elvis either goes right, or he goes extremely slow.

There is no way of knowing if he will complete objective 2. NO WAY as of yet. Maybe I or someone will find out exactly why elvis sees the skedar most of the time, but SOMETIMES he doesn't.

I think this is a job for COUNTER-OP........

-K..
#3361
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Your mum
August 22, 2001, 02:24:00 AM
Well, of course you wouldn't do it if you were going for the world record, but I doubt everyone has that ability, so they just want a good time. This would ensure that every attempt they have could be completed and not just several every hour. And it's faster than waiting until elvis got the navigation room then running.

Plus, it always tells us WHY elvis doesn't complete the objective. It's not because he goes the wrong way.

For 90% of all pd eliters this is a pretty helpful find.

-K..
#3362
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Your mum
August 22, 2001, 02:17:00 AM
Of course I tried that http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

I didn't work http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">

-K..
#3363
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Your mum
August 22, 2001, 02:08:00 AM
I'll tell you what I found, but first, shut up funkytoad you don't know jack shit obviously.

...

Alright, what was puzzling me was why the hell elvis seemed to attract the attention of a skedar, and end up killing it just outside the navigation room. Because if he simply just went right, he would have ended up killing the skedar half way up the ramp, and not in the previous hallway.

The navigation room is in an area that looks like a H, the navigation room is in the middle and the 2 small hallways are on either side. I presume that the strat is to go from the right small hallway and cut across the navigational room to the left hallway.

Now, where elvis always dies or kills the skedar for me is in the small right hallway. Now, if you are standing in the right hallway, and you go through the door straight ahead there is a ramp on the right. There is a skedar on the ramp, and this is skedar that elvis has a fight with.

If elvis simply went right, he would have fought the skedar on the ramp, but the fight is always in the hallway, so the skedar would have had to come down the ramp and into the hallway. I was wondering why this happened, but I found out why on one run.

I was going along the blue hallways and elvis didn't complete the objective so I kept going around to do a circle and come back to the hallway that would be to the right of the navigation room (this would bring me right behind the skedar that should be on the ramp just beyond the hallway). As I was running towards the left turn onto the ramp I notice shots being fired and thought that elvis had obviously gone right. But when I came directly behind the skedar I couldn't see elvis at the bottom of the ramp.

THEN, I saw phoenix shots coming THROUGH the wall at the skedar. Judging by the path of the shots they were coming from the hallway just to the right of the navigation room. That's when I found out why elvis doesn't complete the objective.

It's a glitch. In that particular part of the ship elvis can see through the wall and see the skedar on the ramp while he is just outside the navigation room. Elvis kneels down and shoots at it through the wall. The skedar, drawn by the shots goes down the ramp, opens the door and starts laying into elvis.

I figured out that it's not the fact that elvis goes the wrong way, it's more a case that elvis can see a skedar through the wall, and stops to shoot at it causing a mini battle.

I attempted to go as fast as possible from the 2nd lift to the navigation room killing all skedars, plus the skedar on the ramp, then continuing on. Elvis completed the objective EVERY time.

Then to try some variables I didn't kill the skedar, but waited in the navigational room for the amount of time that it would take me to kill the skedar on the ramp. Elvis DID NOT complete the objective still. It's not a matter of you going slower therefor elvis having more time to catch up, it is simply that elvis cannot see the skedar and goes straight into the navigation room.

Elvis seeing the skedar is THE ONLY reason that he doesn't complete objective 2. It has nothing to do with how far ahead of him you are. It has nothing to do with him saying you take this lift. It has nothing to do with ANYTHING besides the fact that he can see THROUGH the wall at the skedar.

Why doesn't everyone do some experiments. Kill the skedar on the ramp, and see if elvis completes to the objective. THEN find out how long it would take to kill the skedar and wait in the navigation room for that amount of time, then run. See if he completes the objective. And try it more than once.

If you want to simply increase the chances of elvis completing the objective you can open the door straight ahead in the small hallway on the right, then JUST pop out into the LOS of the skedar. Then quickly turn back around and shut the door on your way to the navigation room. Sometimes the skedar is slightly slow getting down the ramp, and at that time if elvis is fast the skedar will be in a different position so elvis can't see it. Elvis will run into the navigation room before the skedar has a chance to open the door and let elvis see him.

Until you can prove me wrong.......

-K..
#3364
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Your mum
August 22, 2001, 12:44:00 AM
Fuck you expert.........All you know is, "he goes the other way cause you are too far in front". That says nothing, and he doesn't even go the wrong way to begin with. I tried explaining it to you for 15 mins but there must have been a brick wall in front of your comp. And paragon says, "I think he completes the objective when the 2 skedars are right next to other in the hanger". When the hanger has nothing to do with. So how the fuck can he laugh in my face? You wouldn't want to be TOO arrogant now would you?

I'll post everything when I get home from school and that will be in about 1 hour.

-K..



#3365
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Your mum
August 21, 2001, 06:27:00 PM
I know MORE about why elvis doesn't complete objective 2 than anyone. Obviously I do after talking to paragon and he doesn't know, then you don't know exactly why.

Maybe he knows more about everything else, but not this.

-K..
#3366
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Your mum
August 21, 2001, 05:59:00 PM
Paragon, you know NOTHING about why elvis doesn't complete objective 2 http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

What you told me meant nothing at all.

You have to understand that elvis completing objective 2 is completely random. There is no way of knowing if he will, or won't complete.

Paragon doesn't have a way to get anything faster, and he doesn't know the why's about anything http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3367
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Your mum
August 21, 2001, 07:28:00 AM
Well, if you were going for the Agent WR, I wouldn't do this thing you have to do. It wastes about 5 secs http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">  But, I am still working on it. It's fucked up in the head.

Just remember though it gets elvis to complete the objective every single time.

-K..
#3368
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Your mum
August 21, 2001, 06:34:00 AM
Your mum.....

-K..
#3369
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / DarkestMatt_Sim Threat_Shadow Zero_Shock_MLM_Falcon
August 21, 2001, 03:15:00 AM
And what exactly do we do?

-K..
#3370
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / SO....Who'll be august POM ??
August 18, 2001, 11:08:00 PM
After looking at the competition I am not going for POM this month, it wouldn't be worth it. Maybe next month......

And I REALLY doubt that I suck.

-K..
#3371
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / HTML Comments are not allowed
August 17, 2001, 11:51:00 PM
What about that Seph guy who has 55 on CI A??

-K..
#3372
Archived Goldeneye / Picture of me and girlfriend
August 14, 2001, 07:42:00 AM
I got half of it http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">  It's crap anyways........hardly any sex.

It's just not like the good old 1970's porn these days......

-K..
#3373
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Happiness &amp; misery
August 13, 2001, 08:04:00 AM
AAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

The end to MLM's post cracked me up bad......

-K..
#3374
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / *sighs* Villa A
August 13, 2001, 07:49:00 AM
1:18....

-K..
#3375
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / ShadowZero......
August 13, 2001, 07:44:00 AM
do you have aim or msn?

-K..
#3376
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / *sighs* Villa A
August 13, 2001, 07:43:00 AM
I have 100 tips I could tell you that would improve your time greatly, but my bus is here......

-K..
#3377
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / WAHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 13, 2001, 07:42:00 AM
Oh wait......you didn't.....

-K..
#3378
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / WAHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 13, 2001, 07:42:00 AM
Xylus I am not an ass! What the hell did you call me an ass for!!!???

-K..
#3379
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Post PAL WR's and PR's here
August 13, 2001, 06:51:00 AM
He might of got the time, but his target times are messed up.

-K..
#3380
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
August 13, 2001, 05:54:00 AM
PAL players > NTSC players trying to be PAL players.

In conclusion....

G5 Agent: 0:44

-Karl
#3381
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
August 13, 2001, 05:52:00 AM
None of Disco's times should be placed into the PAL rankings, he has played PD with NTSC, and all of his times should be classed as NTSC times.

-Karl
#3382
Archived Goldeneye / Picture of me and girlfriend
August 13, 2001, 04:41:00 AM
Derek Does Dallas....

-K..
#3383
Archived Goldeneye / Picture of me and girlfriend
August 12, 2001, 05:53:00 PM
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#3384
Archived Goldeneye / Picture of me and girlfriend
August 12, 2001, 05:53:00 PM
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#3385
Archived Goldeneye / Picture of me and girlfriend
August 12, 2001, 05:53:00 PM
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#3386
Archived Goldeneye / Picture of me and girlfriend
August 12, 2001, 05:53:00 PM
mwuahahahaha

K.. > Infiltrater's clicky pen.

-K..
#3387
Archived Goldeneye / Picture of me and girlfriend
August 12, 2001, 05:53:00 PM
#3388
Archived Goldeneye / Picture of me and girlfriend
August 12, 2001, 05:53:00 PM
#3389
Archived Goldeneye / Picture of me and girlfriend
August 12, 2001, 05:53:00 PM
#3390
Archived Goldeneye / Picture of me and girlfriend
August 12, 2001, 05:53:00 PM
#3391
Archived Goldeneye / Picture of me and girlfriend
August 12, 2001, 05:53:00 PM
#3392
Archived Goldeneye / Picture of me and girlfriend
August 12, 2001, 05:53:00 PM
#3393
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Post PAL WR's and PR's here
August 11, 2001, 07:54:00 AM
Infiltration A: 1:17

-K..
#3394
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Post PAL WR's and PR's here
August 11, 2001, 07:53:00 AM
G5 Agent: 0:45

Going for 0:43.....

-K..
#3395
Archived Goldeneye / Australia/Dutch metting :)
August 10, 2001, 07:49:00 PM
Yes, that is very sweet http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3396
Archived Goldeneye / Australia/Dutch metting :)
August 10, 2001, 07:10:00 AM
I will be moving to somewhere in Redland Bay. And the coes live 2 mins from Sunny Bank.

-K..
#3397
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Making infiltration a little less fucked up.......
August 10, 2001, 04:09:00 AM
This level is fucking pissing me off SO FUCKING MUCH!

After I plant the explosives I can NEVER get up the ladder because of stupid fucking guards. It's like they block me 98 times out of 100. I swear I would have 1:16 if they didn't fucking block me so much.

So, what I want to know (if anyone knows) is why they are always there, and if there is anyway at all to stop them from getting in the way. I need ANYTHING, this is pissing me off so much it's not funny. I NEED HELP GOD DAMNIT!!!!!

shit......

-K..
#3398
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Fear my wrath
August 10, 2001, 02:02:00 AM
Here's my tip for EVERYONE going for POM. Wait till the very last hour of the month, then update your times.......

-K..
#3399
Archived Goldeneye / Australia/Dutch metting :)
August 10, 2001, 01:49:00 AM
Anyway......back on topic.....who exactly lives in Australia?

BTW, in brisbane the MINS were around 10 degrees this winter. Not to mention that the maxs were around 15-20.

-K..
#3400
Archived Goldeneye / search my page to find my new times!
August 07, 2001, 05:57:00 AM
Just click on the mr bean link....

-K..
#3401
Archived Goldeneye / Australia/Dutch metting :)
August 05, 2001, 05:27:00 PM
Eddie and when it's Winter for you it will be summer for me. Yeah, I really think that deserves a mock.

-K..
#3402
Archived Goldeneye / Australia/Dutch metting :)
August 04, 2001, 07:52:00 AM
I was talking to matthijs a couple of days ago and he said that he MIGHT(i.e Probably) be able to come to australia next June/July/August. He would be coming to Brisbane (because that's where I live and I'm the most important person in australia http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> ). And of course, I would be helping him pay for it because I would want this just as much as him and it would feel guilty not to pay half or whatever of the airplane ticket. He would be staying with my at my joint...

Anyway, then I was talking to Craig, and he said that he MIGHT(i.e probably) also be able to come to brisbane around this same time. And hopefully I'll be able to FORCE him to stay with me and matthijs. I doubt he would want to though http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

The coe brothers (all 50 of them) also live in brisbane so they can come and chill with me, craig and matthijs too http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  Actually they only live like 20 minutes from where I will live when I move up there.

I don't know who if anybody is actually coming to brisbane yet because it's a long way off and nobody has really organised anything. But for anyone in australia who even WANTS to come to brisbane next winter, I am giving you a year to think about it and prepare for it.

When I work things out a bit more I will give you more info.

-K..
#3403
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Going for POM....
August 04, 2001, 06:08:00 AM
I am aiming to get player of the month this month. So, yeah I will be hoping to improve lots of my times and gaining hundredss upon hundreds of points.

I have already gotten 2 WR's, and now I add this...

Deep Sea Agent: 2:38 http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3404
Archived Goldeneye / AND WOUTER IS FREAKING PASSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 04, 2001, 04:26:00 AM
I think you missed the point Greg........

In conclusion ...

"Just remember, these guys have been playing for years, I've only put in a measly 2 and a half months"

I was replying to this little remark by randy. After playing PD (IMO harder to play than  goldeneye) he had aqquired the skills needed to get WR's. And he probably got better at strafing than any of the other GE players.

Then he came (with all the skills he could ever need), got the recents strats, and get all these cool times. It's not like we had the strats 3 years ago, and we had ALL of this time to get these new times.

Also think about the repetativeness that playing this game for 2 years must have. Give us some credit for actually playing it for that long.

-K..
#3405
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / WTF is the trick to Deap Sea?
August 03, 2001, 11:43:00 PM
whoops, but on Secret Agent you can't shoot the cannister without target locator.

-K..
#3406
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / WTF is the trick to Deap Sea?
August 03, 2001, 03:45:00 AM
The farsight doesn't have infinite zoom on the PAL games.

On PA, you have to shoot 2 cannisters to complete the mega weapon objective. Well, this guy from pdark.com found out that you could shoot the cannisters on agent and complete the objective. So instead of having to for elvis you just shoot the cannsiters and get the end as fast as you can.

Then I found a way to shoot the cannisters on SA (extremely flukey), so that cut a minute off the time.

If your ntsc you don't need to know the exact strat.

-K..
#3407
Archived Goldeneye / AND WOUTER IS FREAKING PASSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 02, 2001, 02:29:00 AM
Just because we have been playing for years doesn't mean that we SHOULD have way better times. We can only improve our times with new strats. The strats were way slow 2 years ago.

You played Perfect Dark too remember, and they gave you the skills you needed. Then you come to goldeneye, watch all of the movies online, get the newest strats, and get all these times. If you had started a year ago you wouldn't of had the times you have now, it's just that you made it easy, coming in when the strats had already been created.

-K..
#3408
Archived Goldeneye / Here we go..........
August 01, 2001, 07:07:00 PM
I guess I'm gonna have to play a bit of goldeneye and get some new times.

By next update I have a pretty good chance of being first.

-K..
#3409
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter is no longer the best.
August 01, 2001, 06:58:00 PM
If Wouter has new times than randy hasn't really passed him.

-K..
#3410
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
July 31, 2001, 07:44:00 AM
hmmm......

Duel SA: 0:06

-Karl
#3411
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / CHEESE GUN!
July 31, 2001, 07:27:00 AM
Damnit! I've searched the whole game and done everything a million times and I haven't found the cheese gun!

*sigh*

All I have found is this stupid gun that looks like a piece of cheese....

-K..
#3412
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
July 31, 2001, 07:24:00 AM
*crawls out of hole*

Deep Sea SA: 3:22

*crawls back into hole*

-Karl
#3413
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter post summer PRs here!
July 31, 2001, 01:47:00 AM
That is deffinetely true Derek. I Think that he hasn't gotten many PR's at all over the holidays. At least not the amount that we have been assuming. He's probably not gonna tell us his times until he gets a few more.

-K..
#3414
Archived Goldeneye / something weird...
July 29, 2001, 05:26:00 PM
One time that happened to me and I had to reset the game 7 times before all of my files came back......

-K..
#3415
Archived Goldeneye / my tape
July 24, 2001, 07:50:00 PM
Yeah this is pretty fucked up.

Well, the deadline is the 19th of August, and Wes would like to see LOTS of times. So, unless you get the times again and get the tape to his door by the deadline, you'll be off the elite.

Mwuahahahaha.

-K..
#3416
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Who will be the first to pass Wouter in points?
July 23, 2001, 07:24:00 AM
It doesn't really matter who everyone says will pass wouter, it's not like whoever gets the most votes will deffenitely be the first.

I'm pretty sure I'll be the first to pass Wouter. I'm not going to stop playing goldeneye for years........

Randy I don't think has much of a chance, no matter how many WR's he gets. You can't become number 1 with just a few one hit wonders. Same thing goes with Greg, I don't think he will go far unless he gets real good at OOA.

I think Randy and Greg's progress will slow down real soon.

-K..
#3417
Archived Goldeneye / Come on man, who are you kidding..
July 23, 2001, 02:19:00 AM
Um.......I'm not just trying to overtake Wouter, I'm trying to improve the most times I can http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

If I keep improving my times and Wouter stays ahead of me, good for him http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

In conclusion, Eise is 15th, I am 2nd, and randy is 3rd.......

So sucks to Eise http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..

#3418
Archived Goldeneye / Greg Lavery, Dirk Olson, and others: Proof Deadline
July 20, 2001, 10:38:00 PM
You people assume too much all the time.

-K..
#3419
Archived Goldeneye / Greg Lavery, Dirk Olson, and others: Proof Deadline
July 20, 2001, 09:39:00 PM
Hehe, wouter won't have 1:14 on streets.

-K..
#3420
Archived Goldeneye / Greg Lavery, Dirk Olson, and others: Proof Deadline
July 20, 2001, 06:28:00 AM
Yay for Wes! All bow down to the glory of Wes.

Let's pray for thee who giveth us our rankings.

-K..
#3421
Archived Goldeneye / Wes: Important
July 20, 2001, 04:30:00 AM
It worked before, let me see what the problem is....

-K..
#3422
Archived Goldeneye / Wes: Important
July 20, 2001, 03:21:00 AM
My friends Greg Whatmore has been e-mailing you for a long time but you haven't updated him yet.

Incase you haven't read your e-mails, his site address is...

www.geocities.com/greg_si...eneye.html

His name is Greg Whatmore.

Please add him as soon as you can.

-K..
#3423
Archived Goldeneye / Limits as perceived 6 months ago - lmao
July 20, 2001, 01:52:00 AM
People will care when I get 36 http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3424
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter's new times revealed!!!!!!!
July 18, 2001, 08:07:00 AM
And there's nothing you can do about it http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3425
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter's new times revealed!!!!!!!
July 18, 2001, 07:58:00 AM
.
#3426
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Have you heard the news?
July 18, 2001, 03:02:00 AM
I don't like it. You'll lose a lot of respect as a good player.

It's pretty pathetic, the NTSC players complain and bitch about the PAL advantages, and then they a first in line to agree that these couple of players should be able to use a PAL cartridge.

It is very selfish to use both advantages when you sure as hell know that 99% of the other players won't be able too. Believe me, you'll feel guilty when you get your first PAL time.

The WR shouldn't be allowed on the PAL WR site, nor should it be allowed on the NTSC WR site. It's an NTSC player playing a PAL cart.

Everyone has come to accept the fact that PAL has advantages, and NTSC has advantages, you should just leave it at that.

This would seriously piss me off.

I bet if a PAL player got hold of an NTSC cart and broke some NTSC records all of the NTSC players would complain.

BTW, I won't hate the people who will do this, but I will hate the fact that they did it.

-K..
#3427
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Did you know this about little elevators?
July 18, 2001, 02:32:00 AM
Unlike everyone else, Matt actually researched. His point came across much better.

Before saying he is wrong, do the research yourself.

-K..
#3428
Archived Goldeneye / Retirement......
July 18, 2001, 01:50:00 AM
That sucks dude, at least you are quiting for the right reasons.

In conclusion, Randy, Greg and Dirk should stick to Perfect Dark.

-K..
#3429
Archived Goldeneye / Picture of me and girlfriend
July 17, 2001, 07:36:00 AM
Yes, MLM, Derek is deffinetely a sexy bitch.

His g/f is alright too.

-K..
#3430
Archived Goldeneye / BOOYAH--Streets 1:15 for me!!!!
July 17, 2001, 06:59:00 AM
Good job dude, however Derek, I got 1:15 before Peter.

So, could you please put my name before peters? Ta.

-K..
#3431
Archived Goldeneye / Least favorite/most favorite level
July 17, 2001, 06:51:00 AM
hehe http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3432
Archived Goldeneye / Least favorite/most favorite level
July 17, 2001, 03:18:00 AM
Least Favourites: Facility, Jungle, Train, Aztec

favourites: Dam, Runway, Surface 1, Caverns

-K..
#3433
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Who will be the first to pass Wouter in points?
July 14, 2001, 07:19:00 AM
I think wouter said that he didn't have any friends http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3434
Archived Goldeneye / Wes.........
July 11, 2001, 08:59:00 AM
Why didn't you update? You haven't updated for 5 days.

I saw you on aim, I asked you 10 times to update the page. I know you were online so why the fuck didn't you update?

-K..
#3435
Archived Goldeneye / Question about Facility SA and 00A
July 10, 2001, 10:37:00 PM
Greg doesn't have a chance if he doesn't play OOA.

-K..
#3436
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Who will be the first to pass Wouter in points?
July 09, 2001, 08:17:00 PM
http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3437
Archived Goldeneye / Maxed Levels
July 08, 2001, 02:28:00 AM
Wait, you pause 5 times.

-K..
#3438
Archived Goldeneye / Maxed Levels
July 08, 2001, 02:28:00 AM
You pause 4 times in silo and each is worth about 3.5 secs. Then there is about 5 secs of self preservation.

And why the hell did you say "if you think it's possible why not get it?"? That is the stupidest thing I ever heard.

-K..
#3439
Archived Goldeneye / Post new PR's here
July 07, 2001, 10:37:00 PM
Frigate OOA: 1:19

-K..
#3440
Archived Goldeneye / Maxed Levels
July 07, 2001, 10:26:00 PM
Well maybe I know some things that you don't.....

-K..
#3441
Archived Goldeneye / BOOYAH!
July 07, 2001, 08:32:00 AM
that is cool dude, very cool.

-K..
#3442
Archived Goldeneye / Maxed Levels
July 07, 2001, 03:28:00 AM
These are my maxes....

D: 0:54 1:19 2:02
F: 0:49 0:57 0:57
R: 0:23 0:23 0:39
S: 1:04 1:52 1:52
B: 0:17 0:23 ????
S: 1:04 1:10 1:30
F: 0:25 ???? ?????
S: 0:53 0:54 1:34
B: 0:26 0:51 1:11
S: 2:27 2:27 2:27
A: 0:17 0:56 0:56
S: 1:15 1:58 1:58
D: 0:27 0:46 0:53
T: 1:09 1:43 2:11
J: 0:54  0:58 0:58
C: 4:05 4:20 4:20
C: 1:03 1:26 1:50
C: 0:36 0:42 0:42
A: 1:53 2:14 2:26
E: 0:49 0:50 0:50

-K..
#3443
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Who will be the first to pass Wouter in points?
July 06, 2001, 03:58:00 PM
What are you talking about?

-K..
#3444
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Who will be the first to pass Wouter in points?
July 06, 2001, 07:50:00 AM
What? Just because I said I was gonna get heaps of times doesn't always mean that I actually WILL get heaps of times.

I'm having a run of very very bad luck.

-K..
#3445
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Who will be the first to pass Wouter in points?
July 06, 2001, 12:13:00 AM
Randy has a chance, I haven't gotten any new records for ages http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">

-K..
#3446
Archived Goldeneye / someone fucked me over....
July 05, 2001, 06:51:00 AM
sweet dudes now I know it's not just me http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3447
Archived Goldeneye / someone fucked me over....
July 05, 2001, 01:15:00 AM
Someone hacked into my msn messenger user name and fucked it up somehow. From now on I can't speak with anyone on MSN messenger I'm going to only use aim. So if you have msn messenger and still want to chat with me please either use AIm more or download it if you don't already have it.

Thanks.

-K..
#3448
Archived Goldeneye / greneby+sterling=dethroned
July 03, 2001, 08:27:00 AM
Whatever greg you have no idea what you are talking about.

-K..
#3449
Archived Goldeneye / This board is fucked........
July 02, 2001, 07:16:00 PM
I need help, help right now. The page updated to the 30th of June but then it stopped. I CAN'T UPDATE THE PAGE!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THAT FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I NEED HELP. GIVE IT TO ME PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!

-K..
#3450
Testing Area / Something is fucked up about the board.......
July 01, 2001, 06:18:00 AM
For the goldeneye board something is wrong. THe last message it says that was posted was on the 25th of june. But when I look into the topics it is up-to-date. However I can't see new topics.

I have no idea what is going on any info would be appreciated. Even when I log in to the ezboard I go into the page and it's always the same page.

BTW this is K.. (aka sim threat)

-K..
#3451
Archived Goldeneye / This board is fucked........
July 01, 2001, 05:55:00 AM
The last post on this board that I can see on the front page was posted on the 25th. I refresh the board but nothing happens. Tim greneby has been on the board in the last 15 minutes for 5 days. Does that seem strange to you?

-K..
#3452
Archived Goldeneye / Maxed Levels
July 01, 2001, 02:38:00 AM
I played for a long time on facility once and when I quit the timer was at 145:??.

-K..
#3453
Testing Area / for 3
June 29, 2001, 01:18:00 AM
Damnit.....

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-K..
#3454
Archived Goldeneye / The Stand........
June 28, 2001, 07:06:00 PM
Only one person can take part in the speed posting.

-K..
#3455
Archived Goldeneye / fastest finish on Train...
June 28, 2001, 05:21:00 PM
Unless you actually beat 1:13 you don't have the right to say that using the laser is slower. You can't prove which one is faster. IMO the laser is faster because it kills the 2 guards before ourumov basically instantly as you run into the room. It's not slower.

-K..
#3456
Archived Goldeneye / The Stand........
June 28, 2001, 01:58:00 AM
I am cocky.......

-K..
#3457
Archived Goldeneye / fastest finish on Train...
June 28, 2001, 01:51:00 AM
I used the laser and got 1:13, nuff said?

-K..
#3458
Archived Goldeneye / fastest finish on Train...
June 27, 2001, 09:44:00 PM
I finished at 48:60 on my 1:13 run. I also killed Ourumov with the laser so it took me a couple of seconds to get back to the grate. But if you kill him with a gun you are already right next to the grate and you can start basically straight away.

-K..
#3459
Archived Goldeneye / Streets Agent
June 27, 2001, 09:39:00 PM
I've gotten shot 3 times forward and finished when the timer was 44:40.

Sterling only had 5 boosts forward when he got 1:15.

-K..
#3460
Archived Goldeneye / The Stand........
June 27, 2001, 09:36:00 PM
I'm allowed back on the net and 64 today. In 2 days I will go to Sydney and I will bring my 64 with me. There will be 2 weeks of hardcore playing. At least 5 hours everyday.

Now is the time that I will make my move on Wouter. I will pass wouter soon, Hopefully in the next month. I will improve my OOA times and my SA times, and also hopefully get 18 of the 20 agent WR's by the time I get back from sydney.

-K..
#3461
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Infiltration SA 1:44 vid.....
June 20, 2001, 09:26:00 PM
I got the vid from Matt with the Infil SA WR on it. So, I have put the vid onto my comp, and my mum has agreed to let me use the internet so I can put the vid online on Saturday.

So......

Expert, BDG, or Paragon has to be online on Friday night (their time) so I can send the Infiltration vid, plus a vid of matt's scrolling times.

I made the scrolling times as clear as I could so the vid for that is 10 megs. The infiltration vid is 9 megs.

-K..
#3462
Archived Goldeneye / don't post here no more.......
June 14, 2001, 07:13:00 PM
I can't use the 64 on thursday, friday or Sunday of any week. If I'm not banned I can only use it for 4 days a week. Now I am banned totally.

-K..
#3463
Archived Goldeneye / Post WRs here
June 14, 2001, 02:48:00 AM
These are my planned WR's when I Get my 64 back......

Dam OOA: 2:06
Facility OOA: 1:01
Surface 1 OOA: 1:53
Silo SA: 1:17
Frigate A: 0:26
Surface 2 OOA: 1:36
Bunker 2 OOA: 1:15
Statue A + OOA: 2:28
Streets A: 1:15
Streets SA: 1:58
Caverns OOA: 2:03
Cradle OOA: 0:43
Aztec A: 1:55
Egyptian SA + OOA: 0:50

That'll keep me busy for a while.

-K..
#3464
Archived Goldeneye / don't post here no more.......
June 14, 2001, 02:18:00 AM
Banned for a month, I don't think that needs a 10 page explanation.

-K..
#3465
Archived Goldeneye / don't post here no more.......
June 13, 2001, 09:18:00 PM
Are you guys fucking blind? Read the first post.

A MONTH.

Don't take this personally cause I'm in a shitty mood but FUCK.

I can't play the n64 for a mont. How do think you would feel about that if you were 2nd and closing in on 1st and then there you go, no 64 for a month.

And it makes it even more fucking annoying when people don't read the first post and say that I was only banned for 3 days? And then pay me out as if I was over reacting? Shit.

-K..
#3466
Archived Goldeneye / My holidays
June 12, 2001, 09:23:00 PM
Sorry but when your in this mood it seems like everyone is having a go at you.

Don't joke around me cause I'll take it seriously.

-K..
#3467
Archived Goldeneye / don't post here no more.......
June 12, 2001, 09:20:00 PM
3/7 of the week? Shit, I'm using the net at school.

Please don't give me shit that the last thing I need, I'll hold a grudge if you do.

Thanks Sterling, he is the only one who made a descent post in this topic.

Fuck.

-K..

#3468
Archived Goldeneye / don't post here no more.......
June 11, 2001, 09:33:00 PM
OH well everyone forget about it.

-K..
#3469
Archived Goldeneye / don't post here no more.......
June 11, 2001, 08:59:00 PM
I'm not british... fucken hell.

-K..
#3470
Archived Goldeneye / don't post here no more.......
June 11, 2001, 08:45:00 PM
I don't deserve this, it's not like I'm a bad kid, I very rarely get in trouble by the school.

I think I a bit too old for this type of punishment. My mum thinks that I'll do it again if I am not severely punished.

I just hate my mum too much right now.

-K..
#3471
Archived Goldeneye / Karl &quot;lets play some Goldeneye&quot;
June 11, 2001, 08:25:00 PM
fucken hell

-K..
#3472
Archived Goldeneye / My holidays
June 11, 2001, 08:24:00 PM
Fuck you, I'm in a bad mood I don't need your shit.

#3473
Archived Goldeneye / don't post here no more.......
June 11, 2001, 07:46:00 PM
God damn commanderjinx is a faggot......

I got suspended because I stole food from the school.... About 30 other people did so I just kinda went with the flow....

Gee I'm only gonna be pissed off at mum for the next millenia. I have to put up with so much shit. My mum and my fucked up step dad (yeah the step dad that hates you unless you do everything he likes) think that if they take me away then I'll realise there is a big wide world out there that doesn't involve 64. Fat chance of that happening.

I can't use the 64 or internet on thursday, friday or Sunday. It used to be just sunday but my fucked up step dad added thursday and friday. Soon they'll make it that I'll only play 64 1 or 2 days of the week. It's fucked up.

And then my mum started crying cause I wouldn't talk to her and she was all acting as if she had no idea what was upsetting me. She has no fucking idea what it does to me when she takes it away, especially when I'm in this position.

She's gonna regret it emotionally. I don't give a fuck what she thinks anymore. I don't give a fuck what she thinks about schoolwork anymore. I'm sick of them giving me shit cause I spend too much time on the 64. So I just won't give a fuck, and play it without feeling guilty.

-K..

#3474
Archived Goldeneye / for those of you cavern00 elitists...*cough* karl
June 11, 2001, 07:34:00 PM
Actually Caverns OOA is pretty damn easy to survive considering the amount of guards and the fact that it's OOA.

The easiest would be my 2:34 vid, although my 2:14 vid is still pretty easy. When I get my 64 back I'll get sub 2 minutes perhaps...

-K..
#3475
Archived Goldeneye / Post WRs here
June 07, 2001, 07:34:00 PM
Egypt Agent: 0:50

-K..
#3476
Archived Goldeneye / don't post here no more.......
June 07, 2001, 07:31:00 PM
Just forget about it........

BTW I am still banned for a month.

-K..
#3477
Archived Goldeneye / Hey Hey Hey?
June 07, 2001, 01:52:00 AM
I'm gonna get back the Caverns OOA WR. I have a new strat http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  I might even go under 2 minutes....

-K..
#3478
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Starting up again??
June 06, 2001, 05:43:00 PM
Soon I will start playing a bit of PD too and get under the 2 hour mark for total time.

-K..
#3479
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
June 06, 2001, 04:27:00 AM
Bastards....

-K..
#3480
Archived Goldeneye / Randy all lies?!?!
June 06, 2001, 12:43:00 AM
I am gonna get at least 4:29 on SA and I'll put that online, I also make a vid of 4:34 on control OOA with the vest....

-K..
#3481
Archived Goldeneye / Come on Wouter..
June 05, 2001, 07:01:00 AM
Hey just because I'm German doesn't mean that I can't be dutch at the same time http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

If america rules than why isn't it first? Or 2nd? http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3482
Archived Goldeneye / No Im not dead! =P
June 05, 2001, 05:26:00 AM
Damn that sucks dude. Hopefully you get your modem back soon.

-K..
#3483
Archived Goldeneye / What kind of name is Wouter, anyway?
June 04, 2001, 05:47:00 AM
Haha, there is nothing that any of you can do, dutch people will always rule. You say we suck, but I guess that's why that dutch people are 1st and 2nd. And I heard that sterling is also dutch too, it's just that he has been hiding it from people. Randy is dutch. Tim is swedish which counts as dutch too, and steven is dutch. Wes is deffenetely dutch. Garret told me he was dutch, but he didn't want me to tell anyone. Steve's parents have dutch friends so that means he is dutch. I think everyone is the top 20 are dutch. And there are no dutch people outside the top 20 cause all dutch people rule.

-K..



#3484
Archived Goldeneye / OMG, UNTOUCHABLE WORLD RECORD
June 04, 2001, 05:38:00 AM
Why haven't you updated your page derek. That seems pretty fishy. I mean if I got times like that I would update my page straight away.

Also, you got the 2:27 on SA first but you didn't post it? You actually waited and kept on playing without saying anything? Me and Greg were discussing this and it seems too odd. No offense, but for someone with your amount of WR's we assumed you would run straight to the board to anounce an untied record straight away.

Are you lying Derek? I don't know why you would. But anyway http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  I'm gonna go and get 2:27's on all difficulties http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3485
Archived Goldeneye / Come on Wouter..
June 04, 2001, 12:00:00 AM
Hey I am dutch too you know. Unfortunately for wouter my passing him is inevitible and will happen no matter what.

-K..
#3486
Archived Goldeneye / HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!
June 02, 2001, 06:35:00 AM
I was wondering who Justin Thomas was http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  I was just about to make a topic and call him a ******* ****** ****** **** *****........

-K..
#3487
Archived Goldeneye / God damnit Expert.......
June 01, 2001, 10:02:00 PM
You are my only way of getting vids online but you aren't online all the time. I have these vids that need to go online....

Bunker 2 OOA: 1:17
Caverns SA: 1:29
Dam SA: 1:21
Surface 2 A: 0:54

But I can't get them online if you aren't online.

-K..
#3488
Archived Goldeneye / Post WRs here
June 01, 2001, 09:29:00 PM
Surface 1 SA: 1:54

-K..
#3489
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
June 01, 2001, 05:44:00 AM
Surface 1 OOA: 1:54

-K..
#3490
Archived Goldeneye / My first 1.2 time!!!!!
May 31, 2001, 05:36:00 PM
I have(will) used CC on these levels...

Dam Agent
Facility A, SA, OOA
Runway A, OOA
Surface 1 A, SA, OOA
Silo A
Surface 1 A
Archives A
Depot A, SA, OOA
Caverns A

-K..
#3491
Archived Goldeneye / if nobody noticed...
May 31, 2001, 05:23:00 PM
It's not like I'm going to stop now just because I have passed wouter. Do you think that I am just all-of-a-sudden incapable of lowering my total time just because I have passed wouter?

-K..
#3492
Archived Goldeneye / My first 1.2 time!!!!!
May 31, 2001, 05:21:00 PM
Obviously I always use 1.1.

-K..
#3493
Archived Goldeneye / My first 1.2 time!!!!!
May 31, 2001, 02:50:00 AM
Surface 1 Agent: 1:05

I got it with 1.2! Very, very sweet, although I think this will be my ONLY time using 1.2 http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  Or maybe I'll use it to get 1:15 on streets.....

-K..
#3494
Archived Goldeneye / Question about Facility SA and 00A
May 31, 2001, 01:45:00 AM
Umm.....I've gotten to the last door at 0:39.....

-K..
#3495
Archived Goldeneye / A question regarding surface2 A.......
May 29, 2001, 05:35:00 PM
I'm gonna put my vid on soon, it's much better, no offense matthijs http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3496
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
May 29, 2001, 05:34:00 PM
Hmm......a lucky run? I knew someone was gonna pick that up. http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

I got them both on tape.

-K..
#3497
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
May 29, 2001, 03:50:00 AM
Surface 2 Agent: 0:54

-K..
#3498
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
May 29, 2001, 03:41:00 AM
Bunker 2 OOA: 1:17

-K..
#3499
Archived Goldeneye / Derek........
May 28, 2001, 05:29:00 PM
Well, you can expect Caverns SA 1:29 and dam SA 1:21.

Wouter's vid of Depot OOA 54 is already online.

-K..
#3500
Archived Goldeneye / A nice time on train agent...
May 28, 2001, 05:23:00 PM
I killed ourumov with the laser.....

No wouter, I'm just saying because you use cruise control, I don't think you will get a good floor cut being 1.1 and not using the R button. I'm not saying you should do anything different.

-K..
#3501
Archived Goldeneye / I never thought I'd say this.....but HOLY SHIT!!!!
May 28, 2001, 07:23:00 AM
Also wouter you do the very first scientest + comps really slow. What you should do is when you get down the stairs quickly kill the guard, the turn around fire a few bullets next to the scientist, then throw a timed mine. Way faster than the way you did it.

Plus yeah I got pretty damn lucky at the end http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  But I got stuck a tiny but on the door before the drone guns http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">  So just MAYBE if I got through perfect I could have dodged the drone guns fire as well and gotten 1:28 http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

I think the max for this level is 1:25-26.

-K..
#3502
Archived Goldeneye / A nice time on train agent...
May 28, 2001, 07:19:00 AM
Sure wouter, it is very hard to get a good floor cut the way you do it. Also, once you have a very good time that is close to the max it is very hard to better it. I had a crap time so it was real easy to beat it and get the WR, but it will be annoying for you cause you already have a really good time.

-K..
#3503
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter........
May 28, 2001, 07:17:00 AM
Umm....is it me or have you gone off topic wouter http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">  I have no idea what you are talking about http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Anyways.......

What exactly do you do on cradle SA and OOA to make trev drop 2 grenades?

-K..
#3504
Archived Goldeneye / Derek........
May 28, 2001, 05:14:00 AM
Dude, can you please look over all of my vids and make a link to the ones you don't already have linked?

Thanks man....my vid pages are.....

24.29.14.51/GE/K../

and

24.29.14.51/GE/K..2/

Thanks.......

-K..
#3505
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
May 28, 2001, 04:50:00 AM
Caverns SA: 1:29

-K..
#3506
Archived Goldeneye / I never thought I'd say this.....but HOLY SHIT!!!!
May 28, 2001, 04:49:00 AM
Hehe I just got a DAMN FINE time on caverns SA.

Caverns SA: 1:29 !!!!!!!!

Shit that was a fucking good run. I am so pleased http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Also I got it on tape.

Oh, and I also got 1:21 on dam SA. A time that I also got on tape.

-K..
#3507
Archived Goldeneye / 13 MPEG Tim Videos online
May 26, 2001, 03:27:00 AM
Umm.......In case you didn't notice, I got 1:05 on jungle OOA without the body armour......

-K..
#3508
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
May 25, 2001, 09:41:00 PM
Train Agent: 1:13

-K..
#3509
Archived Goldeneye / A nice time on train agent...
May 25, 2001, 09:39:00 PM
I just got 1:13 on train agent.

It was an ok run but it wasn't that good and I am GLAD that it wasn't. If was the greatest run of my life my nerves would have stuffed me up for sure. But lucky it was just average cause I killed both guys with the laser before ourumov as I was running into the room and get ourumov sweetly. Then I got into cutting position pretty fast and did an ok job at the floor.

I finished the level at about 48:41 which is suprising seeing as my average is around 46-47.

-K..
#3510
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
May 24, 2001, 05:36:00 PM
Caverns OOA: 2:14

-K..
#3511
Archived Goldeneye / Darklight's gonna be pissed :)
May 24, 2001, 03:51:00 AM
I was playing a bit of caverns OOA today, you know, just for a bit of fun, and I finished it with all the objectives complete and I thought, "hmm...that was a nice run".

I pressed A and what do you know it said.....

Time: 2:14
Best Time: 2:14

A pretty nice time IMO. I used the same strat as my 2:34 vid but in the radio room I used a hella different and hella faster strat. I beat trev through the last brown door, killed the guys, and destroyed the drone guns before he reached the brown door too, so it was sweet sailing at the end.

Oh, and also while I was performing this run I looked down at the VCR and realised that I had accidently hit the record button so unfortunately I got it on tape.

-K..
#3512
Archived Goldeneye / OMG! 2:25 - Caverns ooa! =))))
May 24, 2001, 03:11:00 AM
Failed 2:19 because Objective A wasn't complete http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">

-K..
#3513
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter........
May 24, 2001, 02:06:00 AM
Don't worry about the guard on the left wouter he doesn't usually shoot you. Yes I know the boxes are there but you can make it so they are't an issue. First kill the keycard guy + shoot the comp behind him. Then get out the mines and throw one as you strafe a bit to the right (around the box). Then strafe left again around the box and pick up the keycard as you throw a mine on the comp on the left.

If you are lucky the guy on the left won't hit you, but either way it's faster. If I had the same luck as you at the end wouter I could get failed 1:29's. Like I have had a failed 1:30 + I got hit by the drone gun at the end plus no boosts forward.

On Jungle SA I killed Xenai faster because she was further away so that I was still running forward + shooting her and I made a bit of ground. Also with the first drone gun at the top of the ladder you use the rc-p90 then switch to GL to destroy the ammo and the drone gun + small boost. On agent you used the remote mines so you got 0 boosts. But you got one boost I think from one of the guards.

You caverns OOA vid showed me the right strat which helped me heaps. And also caverns OOA should be really easy and you shouldn't ever be worried about dieing unless you have no health left at the end which very rarely happens to me because I am so good http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Egyptian SA helped me a lot with killing the first baron.

A lot of the vids showed that you don't have to go very fast to get some records http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  Facility SA and OOA should be easy records.

Also with cradle agent you should be able to get 37 easy because you got stuck on that guard and lost a lot of time.

Dam OOA also helped me a lot but some things lost you a tiny bit of time like shooting the guard next to the 3rd guard tower + shooting guys as you run down the sewer at the end. You can go by without doing that but I guess you don't care cause you have the WR http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

No vids online yet but I will learn how to put vids online myself so I can put them up anytime instead of needing to be online the same time as Expert http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..

#3514
Archived Goldeneye / OMG! 2:25 - Caverns ooa! =))))
May 24, 2001, 01:50:00 AM
http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

*goes off and plays caverns*

-K..
#3515
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter........
May 23, 2001, 08:27:00 AM
Caverns SA:

In the room with the drone gun try running down the stairs instead of the ramp on the right, that is much faster, and do what I said in the OOA strat. The only reason you got 1:32 is because you were extremely lucky at the end with the boosts + not getting hit back by drones or guys at the end...

Bunker 2 OOA:

This could have been way faster. You got shot back for 1-2 secs by klobb guy plus you could of shot a couple of cameras faster.

Jungle SA:

At the end with the drones after the ladder, try killing the fist drone with the RC-P90, then use the grenade launcher to destroy the dump, then use the launcher again to destroy the next drone + give you a boost. you could have also shot Xenia slightly faster. Also try destroying the first drone gun in the cave with the grenade launcher on the run.

Frigate Agent:

After you throw the bug you stand there. try running backwards + looking at the bug and you will save a second there.

Jungle agent:

When you destroy the drone guns with the GL try and get a boost of them as well. Also boost yourself with the GL as you run to the end lift. You could of had 55 on that run if your boosted yourself.

Aztec SA:

Try skipping the first 2 rooms + killing the guard in the 2nd room behind the crates on the left.

Control SA:

Don't get the body armour. you could get a way better time on this level...

here are some strats.....I will think of some more tomorrow....

-K..
#3516
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter........
May 23, 2001, 08:19:00 AM
Tomorrow I will write a lot of strats that will help you get way better times, and I will tell you what you are doing wrong on each level (if you are doing something wrong).

For now though here is caverns OOA.....

I used exactly the same strat as you wouter, but for some reason you do everything really slow. There are some obvious areas where you take time to kill guards etc. so I won't really need to speak about them.

When you enter the room with the drone gun don't run down the ramp on the right but run down the stairs. Then shoot the keycard guy plus shoot through him and blow up the comps + kill the guard infront of the comps. Then get out a mine and throw one on the left comp then the right comp then run up the ramp on the right.

In the radio room you need to be a lot quicker. You took a long time to kill the guards next to the radio. You should be able to kill them very quickly and hit the radio very fast. Also try and destroy the barrels as one of the big brown doors are opening to save time.

At the last big brown door it was fully open but you were still killing the guards so you wasted time there. Also, you don't need to close that big brown door if you are fast enough the guards don't come from behind.

Mainly you just need to be quicker, I used the exact same strat as you and got 2:34, 25 secs faster. You went really slow in some parts, you should be able to figure out where.

-K..
#3517
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
May 23, 2001, 08:10:00 AM
Yes your 0:54 really helped wouter.

-K..
#3518
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
May 23, 2001, 04:45:00 AM
Depot OOA: 0:54

-K..
#3519
Archived Goldeneye / why the hell am i a freakin fluke!!
May 22, 2001, 06:14:00 PM
Ok fluke boy http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

-K..
#3520
Archived Goldeneye / why the hell am i a freakin fluke!!
May 22, 2001, 05:54:00 PM
If anything this should give you hope that can achieve this time on agent now.

-K..
#3521
Archived Goldeneye / Watch out Karl..........
May 22, 2001, 05:51:00 PM
Yeah, if craig beats 2:34 I will go out and get 2:25. I can see a lot of new things happening with this level.

-K..
#3522
Archived Goldeneye / Streets agent (WR site updated btw)
May 22, 2001, 06:51:00 AM
No further comment http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3523
Archived Goldeneye / Caverns 00A- 2:34 by Karl
May 21, 2001, 10:08:00 PM
Hmmm......is this topic about my vid or about realplayer? http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)">

I made a topic about realplayer before, every movie I make from now on will be in realplayer format.

Also I would appreciate it if people told me what I could do faster in the vid.

-K..
#3524
Archived Goldeneye / I got wouter's vid!!!!!
May 21, 2001, 06:04:00 PM
I make them realplayer. And also with the exe files, you can't open them from their current location so if anyone was trying to do that they won't be able to view them.

-K..
#3525
Archived Goldeneye / I got wouter's vid!!!!!
May 21, 2001, 05:27:00 PM
I'll tell you tonight wouter.

-K..
#3526
Archived Goldeneye / Streets agent (WR site updated btw)
May 21, 2001, 05:19:00 PM
People think that as soon as we tell them this strat that they will go and get 1:15. It's so obvious it's not funny, and it's even really a strat.

It would be stupid to tell because you think it's big but it's not and then the dutch people will look stupid.

-K..
#3527
Archived Goldeneye / HOLY F*CKING GOD!!!!!!!!! Caverns OOA...
May 21, 2001, 07:10:00 AM
Nothing different, the same strat as my 2:45 vid but faster http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3528
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
May 21, 2001, 02:34:00 AM
Caverns OOA: 2:34

-K..
#3529
Archived Goldeneye / HOLY F*CKING GOD!!!!!!!!! Caverns OOA...
May 21, 2001, 02:24:00 AM
Haha the title was for derek http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  

Anyways, I just got 2:34 on caverns OOA. A pretty nice time IMO.

Caverns OOA is pretty darn easy.

-K..
#3530
Archived Goldeneye / Karl....
May 19, 2001, 04:50:00 AM
It is 6:50pm ... there is still at least 2 hours of goldeneye left in the day....

Here are my new times so far today...

Facility agent: 0:50
Silo Agent: 1:07
Caverns OOA: 2:45
Egyptian Agent: 0:51

Hmm......not a lot, but more will come......

-K..
#3531
Archived Goldeneye / Top 5 in one year
May 19, 2001, 04:38:00 AM
My prediction is......

1. K..
2. Wouter
3. Randy
4. Sterling
5. Steven Foy

-K..
#3532
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
May 19, 2001, 03:22:00 AM
Caverns OOA: 2:45

-K..
#3533
Archived Goldeneye / A nice time on Caverns OOA.....
May 19, 2001, 03:20:00 AM
Caverns OOA: 2:45

I captured it on tape too, didn't take long, caverns is pretty easy if you know the right strats.....

-K..
#3534
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
May 18, 2001, 11:47:00 PM
Facility Agent: 0:50

-K..
#3535
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
May 18, 2001, 11:12:00 PM
Silo agent: 1:07

-K..
#3536
Archived Goldeneye / A nice time on Silo Agent.....
May 18, 2001, 10:55:00 PM
Shit, I just got 1:07 on silo Agent. First try....

You cannot possibly imagine the feeling that came over me as I saw the time.

I didn't get it on tape http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">   Because it was my first try and it was just warm up, I don't usually tape straight away http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">  

Also I got shot back at the end and got trapped behind ourumov, so it could of been 1:06 or even 1:05.

Oh well.....I guess I should be happy anyway cause I beat the old WR by 2 secs http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  

-K..
#3537
Archived Goldeneye / Christoffer Trabjerg?
May 18, 2001, 06:53:00 PM
yeah let's kick Paragon Off!!!! I mean Trabjerg might be just a good player on one level and one difficulty only, Paragon just sucks! He is obviously lying.

-K..
#3538
Archived Goldeneye / Top 5 in one year
May 18, 2001, 06:50:00 PM
Thankyou MALLOW, and MLM I greatly appreciate it.

We will see.......

-K..
#3539
Archived Goldeneye / Mat...
May 18, 2001, 06:46:00 PM
Well MLM it's pretty damn hard to catch a pun when you spell the pun incorrectly.

-K..
#3540
Archived Goldeneye / Karl....
May 18, 2001, 06:43:00 PM
No problemo, Hopefully I will get lots of times today.

-K..
#3541
Archived Goldeneye / I got wouter's vid!!!!!
May 18, 2001, 03:05:00 AM
SWEET!!!!! Fucking sweet!!!

I have watched these levels so far....

Silo Agent: 1:12
Cradle OOA: 0:43 (extremely fucked up http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> )
Bunker 1 OOA: 1:16
Surface 1 Agent: 1:06
Caverns SA: 1:32

From these clips I will get these times tomorrow.....

Bunker 1 OOA: 1:13
Surface 1 Agent: 1:05
Caverns SA: 1:29 http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Man these are some fucked up strats you got here wouter http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  But they rock. I'm gonna become such a good player after watching the whole vid.

I'm gonna get working on the vids on sunday (HOPEFULLY)(tomorrow will be a playing goldeneye only day)(I'm usually not allowed on the computer on sunday http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">  but I might be able to convince my mum to let me on because this is important shit!!!!!).

-K..
#3542
Archived Goldeneye / Christoffer Trabjerg?
May 18, 2001, 12:34:00 AM
He has 3:06 on caverns OOA, but he has 3:34 on SA, plus a very shabby 1:17 on Agent. It is obvious that his OOA time is a fakey. Wes please do something about this.

-K..
#3543
Archived Goldeneye / If you don't already have it, download realplayer
May 18, 2001, 12:08:00 AM
Every movie that I make from Wouter's video that he has sent me will be in realplayer format. Sorry but that is only good quality format I can use at the moment. So download it to view Wouter's vids.

-K..
#3544
Archived Goldeneye / I think you know what I got!!!!!!!!!!
May 17, 2001, 11:57:00 PM
Yes, I am advising EVERYONE (except Sterling) to get this time. ABSOLUTELY EVERYBODY (except Sterling).

http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3545
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
May 17, 2001, 10:36:00 PM
Dam Agent: 0:54

No problems Derek, I understand completely.....

*mumble*

-K..
#3546
Archived Goldeneye / And then there were 50 million......
May 17, 2001, 10:31:00 PM
I just got 54 seconds on dam after 10 minutes.

Don't blame me http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

I got 2 boosts too which was greatly appreciated.

I got it on tape and I have made a vid of it.

-K..
#3547
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
May 17, 2001, 07:57:00 PM
Bunker 2 SA: 0:56

-K..
#3548
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Maian SOS SA!
May 16, 2001, 10:55:00 PM
On slow motion, the elevator is closing when you reach it. And that is without killing anyone through the level and just sprinting through. Plus slow motion is WAY fater. Especially when shooting the alien experiment.

I really don't think you can make that first elevator fast enough to make the 2nd elevator.

Also, if any of the elevators comes EARLY, you will miss it for sure. If anything you would want the elevator to come late.

-K..
#3549
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / 5 minutes club
May 16, 2001, 10:50:00 PM
my deap sea SA time was like 4:53 before I did the farsight trick, I would of been in the 5 minute club anyway.

-K..
#3550
Archived Goldeneye / Steve Foy, Someone Very Good!
May 16, 2001, 10:03:00 PM
Are you saying the Steven Foy is very good BECAUSE he has no World Records? That seems a bit strange to me.

-K..
#3551
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
May 16, 2001, 07:12:00 AM
Yeah wouter what do you do differently?

-K..
#3552
Archived Goldeneye / 1:24:00
May 15, 2001, 10:41:00 PM
I put my money on K.. J...

-K..
#3553
Archived Goldeneye / This will be tough........
May 15, 2001, 08:17:00 PM
Damnit, I guess my next surge of points will have to be when I recieve the tape from wouter.

-K..
#3554
Archived Goldeneye / This will be tough........
May 15, 2001, 06:45:00 AM
Tomorrow I have a free day off school so of course it will be all goldeneye. I am hoping to get, within 20 points of sterling, that's 30 points gain. I know exactly what levels I need to play. This is gonna be tough......

-K..
#3555
Archived Goldeneye / I can`t take it..
May 15, 2001, 06:43:00 AM
Dutch people/K.. rules!!!!!!!

I guess it would be easier if you include me in the select group of people known as dutch. I have all the requirements.

CAN I BE DUTCH PPPPPLLLLLLEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSEEEEEEE!!!!!????

Dutch people rule http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3556
Archived Goldeneye / Steven...
May 14, 2001, 05:41:00 PM
It doesn't do anything.

-K..
#3557
Archived Goldeneye / My tape Karl...
May 14, 2001, 07:18:00 AM
Fucking sweet wouter, you rule.

-K..
#3558
Archived Goldeneye / I have come to realise........
May 14, 2001, 02:01:00 AM
I hate it when people use the word quit. I find it hard to believe that you can enjoy doing something so much and then one day decide you are going to quit. I have the word quit, it's not like playing goldeneye is a job.

What happens if you want to play later on down the track? Are you going to say, oh no I can't because I quit? I will never quit playing goldeneye. Obviously the first reason is because I love playing it (and I'm the best player in the world http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> ), but also because I'm not going to trap me, and everyone else like that.

Will you leave the board too? That's a double whammy if you do.

Obviously goldeneye will be competetive, and I know that sometimes you wish a record could stay there forever, but it depends on the time. Just because you get a new WR doesn't mean that the time is unbeatable, or not easily beaten for that matter. If you are good enough to get an extremely good time that no one can touch, you must be a god or something. There is not one record on the WR table that more than 1 player could get if everyone really tried.

It's your life.

-K..

#3559
Archived Goldeneye / Steven- how'd you do it?
May 12, 2001, 09:37:00 PM
Haha major fuck factor.

-K..
#3560
Archived Goldeneye / Jungle Sweep...
May 12, 2001, 09:33:00 PM
I don't think I will be getting 55 in the next century...

-K..
#3561
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
May 12, 2001, 06:20:00 AM
Streets OOA: 1:59

-K..
#3562
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
May 12, 2001, 06:18:00 AM
Yay for me!!!!!

Streets OOA: 1:59

-K..
#3563
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
May 12, 2001, 04:31:00 AM
Jungle Agent: 0:56
Aztec OOA: 2:44

-K..
#3564
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
May 12, 2001, 03:24:00 AM
Jungle Agent: 0:56

-K..
#3565
Archived Goldeneye / Jungle Sweep...
May 12, 2001, 03:23:00 AM
I just got 56 on Agent so............

Sweet....

-K..
#3566
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
May 11, 2001, 10:04:00 PM
Jungle OOA: 1:05 of course

-K..
#3567
Archived Goldeneye / I can`t take it..
May 11, 2001, 08:47:00 PM
It's all Wouter's, Steven's and Eise's fault.

-K..
#3568
Archived Goldeneye / A nice time on Jungle OOA......yes that's right :)
May 11, 2001, 08:30:00 PM
Why are you saying that I didn't do jungle SA and OOA like the vid? The strat was exactly the same, except when I killed the 2nd guard for ammo I used my PP7 instead of the assualt rifle.

Why are saying some things I say can be used against me? I don't think anything I said can be used against me because I didn't really say anything bad.

-K..
#3569
Archived Goldeneye / A nice time on Jungle OOA......yes that's right :)
May 11, 2001, 02:00:00 AM
I mean of course Jungle OOA can be lowered to 1:00, but that's not going to happen. It's insanely hard to go really fast and survive to the elevator on OOA. My run wasn't that good, but it's still an extremely good time simply because I didn't get the body armour.

-K..
#3570
Archived Goldeneye / Hey Karl.
May 10, 2001, 07:42:00 PM
I am coming to the netherlands when I finish year 12, that is in 2 and a half years. A long time away but who cares. I hope to visit all of my friends who are there.

Also I am not just going there for the goldeneye players (even though I will be spending most of my time with them). Hopefully Matthijs could accompany me around the country and visit other players with me.

It's like, goldeneye has played a big part of my life, and I have extremely good friends in europe. So   it would be sweet to meet them all.

I have to keep in touch with everyone there until I go.

-K..
#3571
Archived Goldeneye / A nice time on Jungle OOA......yes that's right :)
May 10, 2001, 05:31:00 PM
None of them were on tape. For OOA agent I just did it exactly like my 1:04 vid. Same with SA.

-K..
#3572
Archived Goldeneye / I can`t take it..
May 10, 2001, 07:17:00 AM
Oh my god Steven makes a comeback and becomes #1 dickhead of the universe. It's a tough battle but Steven will always come out as the biggest dickhead in the entire universe, no competition at all.

Poor wouter though he is only at 2nd biggest dickhead in the universe.

Here is how it stands.......

Wouter = 2nd best at goldeneye, #2 dickhead in the universe
Steven = #1 dickhead in the universe, #2 Perfect Dork in the universe
K.. = 1st best at goldeneye, #1 Perfect Dork in the Universe

-K..
#3573
Archived Goldeneye / I can`t take it..
May 10, 2001, 07:10:00 AM
Of course steven is the number 3 dickhead in the universe http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3574
Archived Goldeneye / I can`t take it..
May 10, 2001, 07:09:00 AM
Yeah I know, Wouter and Eise are both tied for number 1 dickhead of the universe. They are so dickheady, the amount of dickheadyness in them is quite intense. Why god why did these poor soles have to be the dickheadyest people? WHY THEM GOD, WWWWHHHHHYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

-K..
#3575
Archived Goldeneye / A nice time on Jungle OOA......yes that's right :)
May 10, 2001, 07:03:00 AM
http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

Seriously now Wouter though....SUCK IT! I totally crushed you with my time. Your time is SSSSLLLLLOOWWWWWWWWWW compared to my brilliant time.

You better start crying for your mumma......

mwuahaha....

http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3576
Archived Goldeneye / I can`t take it..
May 10, 2001, 07:00:00 AM
I am already the #1 dickhead in the world. Of course it would be imbarrasing for you because you are at a close #2 dickhead in the world and you try your hardest not to be a dickhead but it's natural http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  

Well I guess Steven doesn't have a chance of getting to second because Wouter is pretty good and passing him won't be easy. I will keep my number 1 spot though because I am just the best.

Steven has a chance of becoming #2 dickhead in the world though. I just have to act natural and stop taking dickhead pills then I will drop back to #6,000,000,000 dickhead, then it will be Wouter at #1 dickhead and Steven at #2 dickhead http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  

http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">  

-K..

#3577
Archived Goldeneye / WR ANNOUNCEMENTS HERE!
May 10, 2001, 06:54:00 AM
My future WR's are......

Facility Agent
Runway OOA
Surface SA and OOA
Frigate OOA
Streets OOA
Jungle A
Caverns SA
Cradle SA and OOA
Aztec OOA

-K..
#3578
Archived Goldeneye / A nice time on Jungle OOA......yes that's right :)
May 10, 2001, 06:52:00 AM
Hahaha, you know I'm joking Wouter. At least I hope you do....

-K..
#3579
Archived Goldeneye / I can`t take it..
May 10, 2001, 06:51:00 AM
It is too embarrasing for Wouter to be ahead of me, I guess I will have to play some goldeneye and pass him http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Good luck getting to 2nd Steven, the only way you can do that is by passing Wouter (I will be first).

-K..
#3580
Archived Goldeneye / A nice time on Jungle OOA......yes that's right :)
May 10, 2001, 06:47:00 AM
Sure wouter, sure. We all know that under 1:00 is possible, but actually doing it is a totally different. I'm sure you can beat my OOA record, but I'm pretty sure you won't ever beat the SA record. You may tie it if you are lucky but you won't beat it.

Now cry, cry like a little baby http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3581
Archived Goldeneye / new dutch Goldeneye meeting
May 10, 2001, 06:43:00 AM
Can I come? http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3582
Archived Goldeneye / A nice time on Jungle OOA......yes that's right :)
May 10, 2001, 06:38:00 AM
Sure wouter, I don't think anyone will ever beat my 1:00 on Secret Agent, that time is a ripper.

Also the OOA time rocks. Just say it Wouter you are really pissed off that you lost the 2 World Records http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3583
Archived Goldeneye / A nice time on Jungle OOA......yes that's right :)
May 10, 2001, 05:46:00 AM
Jungle OOA: 1:05

An ok run I guess http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  

Now off to get 54 secs on Agent http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  

-K..
#3584
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I would like to join.......
May 10, 2001, 04:10:00 AM
Phil you cannot seriously blame me for not believing you. You come in with unbelieve PAL times and expect everyone to believe you straight away? You can't hold that against me.

And when/if you provide video proof, I will believe you, but it's not like I will have to eat my words. I know that your times are possible, but the likely hood off someone coming in with all of those times is very unlikely.

-K..
#3585
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / dead?
May 10, 2001, 03:54:00 AM
It is heaps more user friendly. I meant, it is easier to control the character and everything. Pausing has nothing to do with it's user friendliness.

And multi player has nothing to do with solo.

-K..
#3586
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / dead?
May 09, 2001, 09:21:00 PM
I hope you aren't trying to say that Perfect Dark is better or something. The reason Goldeneye is flurishing is because of the Perfect Dark players. However I am one of the players who won't stop playing even when the activity is low.

Also, Goldeneye was revolutionary, Perfect Dark wasn't, so there is an aura radiating from Goldeneye that isn't really present in Perfect Dark.

Goldeneye is also easier to play than Perfect Dark, and more user friendly, and easier to get a high rank.

-K..
#3587
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / dead?
May 09, 2001, 08:07:00 AM
He think's the board is dead because the americans are asleep.

However, it's amazing how the Goldeneye board is now more active than the Perfect Dark board.

-K..
#3588
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I would like to join.......
May 09, 2001, 07:29:00 AM
It's immature to suggest that one would think you are lying for the sole reason of them losing points. The only thing that will do is make the person believe even more that you are lying.

I don't care about my Perfect Dark rank, the only game I care about is goldeneye.

I don't believe you because I think your times are fake, that's the only reason. Until video proof is shown I will continue not to give you the benefit of the doubt.

-K..
#3589
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Got an hour? Read my PD review!
May 09, 2001, 07:21:00 AM
That is a fucking awesome review. That makes me want to go out and bye another copy of Perfect Dark http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3590
Archived Goldeneye / I'm back!!
May 09, 2001, 07:00:00 AM
ARSE WOUTER!

A Runnelid: I think you'd better explain to Wouter that that address isn't as much of a joke after all..:-) I don't know..
K..Dark64: wouter doesn't understand anything
A Runnelid: Just exclude the correct and "additional" information towards the end. I think that would do it. If not, I'm clueless..
K..Dark64: If wouter doesn't understand it he is a numb arse
A Runnelid: Easy..maybe he's just messing with us all.:-)

Hahaha that is funny http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Don't take offense Wouter I am just being happily stupid http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

47 Koonangurt RD
Leopold Victoria 3224

That is my address.

-K..
#3591
Archived Goldeneye / A nice time on Jungle SA.....
May 09, 2001, 06:57:00 AM
Me = Unbelievably Fast = 1:00
Wouter = Really Fast = 1:02

http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

That is in simple form http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3592
Archived Goldeneye / Sickest Fucking run EVER!!!!!111!!!
May 09, 2001, 06:48:00 AM
Boohoo. Gee it's a 1.2 world. The first 3 players use 1.1 (CC is 1.1 get over it).

You just have to accept it, it's just that perfect dark is a lot faster than goldeneye. When people get really good at perfect dark they play goldeneye and it's like they are playing in slow motion. It's mainly those people who first started playing for times with PD first.

-K..
#3593
Archived Goldeneye / I'm back!!
May 09, 2001, 06:43:00 AM
My address is....

47 Koonangurt RD
Leopold Victoria 3224
Australia
The World
The Solar System
The Galaxy
The Universe

-K..
#3594
Archived Goldeneye / A nice time on Jungle SA.....
May 09, 2001, 06:42:00 AM
It was the same as my 1:04 vid but faster, and I killed xenia with all head shots and I finished with like 14 bullets.

No new strat, I was just being sarcastic with my agent remark.

-K..
#3595
Archived Goldeneye / re
May 09, 2001, 05:00:00 AM
Thanks Mat. I have MSN and AIM back on, I don't know if I should download ICQ though.

Hopefully we will chat soon.

Aztec was because of insane luck at the end. I had 2 bars of health just before the drone room. Just as I stopped to pause I saw a guy at the entrance to the vent and I thought shit, he is gonna shoot me and kill me. But because if his immense stupidity he decided to jump to the left out of view http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> . So thank god for that. http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

-K..
#3596
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
May 09, 2001, 04:53:00 AM
Statue A: 2:29
Cradle A: 0:37
Jungle SA: 1:00

-K..
#3597
Archived Goldeneye / Future Top Ten!?!?
May 09, 2001, 04:49:00 AM
Wow I guess some people really doubt my ability, even though I was 8th a few months ago and now I am 3rd and still getting heaps of PR's.

I feel insulted http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Well what rank I will become is in the eye of the beholder...

-K..
#3598
Archived Goldeneye / A nice time on Jungle SA.....
May 09, 2001, 04:30:00 AM
Jungle SA: 1:00 http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

It was an ok run I guess http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Now I am off to get 54 seconds on agent http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3599
Archived Goldeneye / Woo Hoo!!!!! 3rd overall on Agent points!!!!!
May 09, 2001, 03:36:00 AM
I guess I am 3rd now http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3600
Archived Goldeneye / I'm back!!
May 08, 2001, 05:32:00 PM
Yes! I finally got my computer back and now I have to start from scratch again. No worries though, They saved everything in my folder to a cd so at least I have some of my movies.

I still have to download MSN, AIM and ICQ again though. Then hopefully it will be easy again.

Oh, in case you haven't got it yet, my computer was formatted.

Anyways......Here are my new times, not many but as you know I'm still playing and I have some sweet times to get.

Facility A: 0:51
Frigate SA: 1:16
Statue A: 2:29
Caverns SA: 1:34
Cradle A: 0:37
Cradle SA: 0:43
Cradle OOA: 0:44
Aztec Agent: 1:59 (nice)

That's all.

-K..
#3601
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I would like to join.......
May 07, 2001, 12:24:00 AM
I don't trust you phil. Your strats are all meaningless, they don't save any PAL time at all. Plus they are already use. On Rescue Agent, the guy with the coat is NEVER there when you use the dragon, that is why we have such a bad time. No matter what you do he will always be late (unless you take forever to get there.

Also, you cannot improve PAL maian SOS. I tried simply sprinting past every guard with slow motion on and still cannot reach the lift on time. (mainly because the first lift is at the top, and it takes forever to get back down.

There is nothing you can do to reach the 2nd lift before normal.

You can fake pics online too BTW. This guy should need video proof of many times if he wants in.

-K..
#3602
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Maian SOS SA!
May 07, 2001, 12:14:00 AM
It is impossible on Secret Agent. I have tried after I got the agent record constantly with slow motion and it is IMPOSSIBLE. No matter what you say or do. This time is unexceptable. I will play more tonight but from past attempts I have concluded it to be impossible.

-K..
#3603
Archived Goldeneye / My dissapearance...
May 06, 2001, 11:53:00 PM
My computer is being fixed so I Can't post m ust or check the boards. Maybe I will get the comp back tonight but I don't know. Anyways, I am well into 3rd place and moving towards 2nd place, you'll know my progress when I get my computer back.

-K..
#3604
Archived Goldeneye / Future Top Ten!?!?
May 06, 2001, 11:51:00 PM
Man there is no way I will end up as low as some of you people think. It will be a hella long time before I stop playing and I am gaining a lot of points all the time.

-K..
#3605
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
May 03, 2001, 07:26:00 PM
Silo OOA: 1:57
Bunker 2 OOA: 1:19
Archives OOA: 0:58
Streets OOA: 2:00

-K..
#3606
Archived Goldeneye / A weird dream about Karl..
May 03, 2001, 07:23:00 PM
I leave the board for 1 day and look what happens!!! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

I have 2 sisters, Angela(19) and Kelly(21).

-K..
#3607
Archived Goldeneye / Chat session =)
May 03, 2001, 07:21:00 PM
I don't get it http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3608
Archived Goldeneye / That is impossible..
May 01, 2001, 09:24:00 PM
What can I say I am not very lucky with untied World Records http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

I'll try tonight and break the WR http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3609
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
May 01, 2001, 03:02:00 AM
Well I know this does http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Bunker 2 SA: 1:00

-K..
#3610
Archived Goldeneye / Aztec
May 01, 2001, 03:00:00 AM
You don't know what you are talking about matt.

-K..
#3611
Archived Goldeneye / Regarding bad movie links on my site...
May 01, 2001, 01:59:00 AM
BDG says that he has all of the movies on his comp.

If he has lost any of my vids I will fucking kill him.

-K..
#3612
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
May 01, 2001, 01:54:00 AM
What exactly?

-K..
#3613
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
April 30, 2001, 05:24:00 PM
Caverns OOA: 2:55

-K..
#3614
Archived Goldeneye / No way Wouter: 2:06 on Dam 00. No way.
April 30, 2001, 08:11:00 AM
I thought that at least by now everyone knew that you could type in the PBC's while you are in your watch.

Therefor it would only cost you 2-3 secs to enter them in.

-K..
#3615
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
April 30, 2001, 05:35:00 AM
Caverns OOA: 3:05

-K..
#3616
Archived Goldeneye / No way Wouter: 2:06 on Dam 00. No way.
April 29, 2001, 05:39:00 PM
These are the levels PBC's will help you with...

Damn OOA
Runway OOA
Surface 1 A
Surface 2 OOA
Bunker 2 SA and OOA (you pause anyway no time lost)
Train OOA
Jungle OOA
Control SA + OOA
Caverns OOA
Cradle SA + OOA
Aztec SA + OOA

-K..
#3617
Archived Goldeneye / regarding my vids at dereks site
April 29, 2001, 05:30:00 PM
All of mine, matthijs's and tim's videos do not work. Blue dog green thought he would go ahead and delete all of the pages without telling anyone.

I have no idea what he is doing but we have no vids on the net as yet. I have no idea what BDG is doing.

-K..
#3618
Archived Goldeneye / 1.1 and 1.2
April 28, 2001, 04:09:00 AM
*looks at his bunker 2 agent time*

Yummy http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3619
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
April 27, 2001, 10:07:00 PM
If you go behind the table you keep the same strafe and you don't stop so it's one fluid motion.

-K..
#3620
Archived Goldeneye / Goldeneye's Law....
April 27, 2001, 09:43:00 PM
Oh no I just thought of a really annoying one, and that is the trees on jungle. I think they catch you more than anything else in the world of goldeneye (besides guards).

Or, the edge of the forest in jungle. It's like you have to be absolutely perfect in your strafe line or a tree will get you.

Beware of the trees....

-K..
#3621
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Can someone help me on ruins (agent)
April 27, 2001, 09:35:00 PM
Umm......actually the way you do it is by shooting off wall hugger onto the floor. Then time the jump right and just as you jump off the ledge the wall hugger should explode boosting you.

-K..
#3622
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Maian PAL please help
April 27, 2001, 09:20:00 PM
I have gotten to the 2nd elevator at 1:19 once but the guard in front of it got in my way and stuffed me up, so I could of gotton 1:42.

You just have to be fast, we can't help you on that.

-K..
#3623
Archived Goldeneye / Goldeneye's Law....
April 27, 2001, 09:15:00 PM
I think that the guards in the caverns level are programmed to try and get in your way. I am serious, a guard that is no where near your path will run straight into you.

Train is the most annoying cause of the boxes. The weird thing is that a guard has a magical square shield around it so you get stuck on the corners of it.

-K..
#3624
Archived Goldeneye / Goldeneye's Law....
April 27, 2001, 08:24:00 AM
hehe

-K..
#3625
Archived Goldeneye / Everyone read this AKA Nuts,Nuts,Nuts!
April 27, 2001, 07:20:00 AM
My address wouter is.....

47 Koonangurt RD
Leopold Victoria 3224
Australia
Earth
The solar system
The galaxy
The universe

-K..
#3626
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
April 27, 2001, 05:57:00 AM
2:29 statue SA.

Man this run wasn't that good, I didn't strafe valentin that well plus I got shot back by one of Janus's guards!

So maybe even 2:28 for OOA if I am lucky.

-K..
#3627
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
April 27, 2001, 05:56:00 AM
2:29 statue SA.

-K..
#3628
Archived Goldeneye / Good news..
April 27, 2001, 02:16:00 AM
Also, Tim has 7 SA WR's not 8.

-K..
#3629
Archived Goldeneye / Goldeneye's Law....
April 27, 2001, 02:07:00 AM
If you can get stuck on it, you will get stuck on it....

-K..
#3630
Archived Goldeneye / IT has to stop
April 27, 2001, 02:04:00 AM
It was funny for me when I got 27 seconds. I first played for 3 hour straight, the hostages escaped in time for 27 secs twice in the first half hour, but of course I misse the bug on both occasions. Then, for the remaining 2 and a half hours the hostages never escaped.

Then after a few hours of issues unrelated to the 64 I tried frigate again and in 15 minutes I had 27 seconds as my best time.

It's just luck, I do the exact same thing but I run down the stairs on the right and move forward a bit before chucking the bug to make it easier. But I still get 27 secs easy.

-K..
#3631
Archived Goldeneye / Randy...........
April 26, 2001, 07:26:00 PM
Yes I am sorry about saying that wes is "an american being an american", that is stupid of me and hyprocritical.

-K..
#3632
Archived Goldeneye / Randy...........
April 26, 2001, 05:27:00 PM
BTW, Wouter's sentences are completely understandable using something called common sense. I have never come across a sentence I didn't understand and maybe that's cause I actually think about what Wouter is TRYING to say rather than take everything from the text at hand.

-K..
#3633
Archived Goldeneye / Randy...........
April 26, 2001, 05:23:00 PM
MLM you are on a different subject to me. I am not talking about that specifically.

I said Wes is being racially biast. That is, saying he believes Randy because he is american. you are on the wrong track MLM.

-K..
#3634
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
April 26, 2001, 07:49:00 AM
Frigate Agent: 0:27
Jungle Agent: 0:57 (will go for WR)

-K..
#3635
Archived Goldeneye / Holidays and Birthday:)
April 26, 2001, 02:52:00 AM
Hah, I plan on getting a lot of WR's too.

My main new WR will be 1:48 on dam OOA with my new strat...

MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Poor fools they think I am kidding.....

Mwuahahaha.....

-K..
#3636
Archived Goldeneye / Randy...........
April 26, 2001, 02:22:00 AM
Come on stop being pussy's, and get some common sense.

Anyone with half a brain knows that wouter was being sarcastic, and the fact that you flamed him is rediculous. You could at least have the decency to flame me AS WELL as wouter. It's like, you flame the hell out of wouter, but on issues I said you didn't flame at all or to a small degree.

Also, there was some sarcasm in my posts maybe not obvious but no-one would actually MEAN trully what I said (don't mention PDIE). Of course there was a smiley at the end of my post SO that acts as a back-up to let my say I was being sarcastic http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

And also on the subject of wouter, you started talking about an issue I said, and starting using it against wouter when he didn't say anything about it (very low). This was PDS and proof.

Plus, I said IF about Wes, disco needs proof. If Wes says he doesn't need proof that is where he becomes the hyprocrit. Plus Wes is being immature about believing disco cause he is an american that is bull****. Grow up Wes, that offends EVERYBODY outside America.

1.2 is far better that cruise control in terms of time cause you can't move back with CC, so that sucks. I don't think wouter was argueing all that much at all about cruise control, I think I argued the most out of anyone.

And also don't say **** about knocking me and Tim down on the rankings Wes. Once again you are being an American. You think that Americans are better than everyone else so you think that they should be the best players at goldeneye. Don't EVER take into account what country people come from that is the worst way you can offend someone.

Also Wes, the fact that you have a "thing" about the people being above you on the rankings (except for any americans of course) is annoying. You're just upset that you are no longer 2nd best and you want the people who passed you to feel the same thing you did.

But Wes, what I say in this message doesn't mean that I hate you, but your attitude is screwed up like something megga. You're an OK guy Wes, but this part of you sucks.

-K..

#3637
Archived Goldeneye / Help if you would on Runway 00a
April 26, 2001, 01:58:00 AM
I have played runway a ton more than Randy and I have gotten well over 50 0:40's, some seemed unbeatable. I just have to talk to steven some more because it seems that everytime I talk to him I find something new http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3638
Archived Goldeneye / Good news..
April 26, 2001, 01:56:00 AM
There is a mistake in the OOA top 5.

I only have one OOA record, not 3.

-K..
#3639
Archived Goldeneye / Randy...........
April 24, 2001, 08:30:00 AM
If you don't say "proof or your out" Wes, you are being a MAJOR, MAJOR, MAJOR, UNBELIEVABE, ASTRONOMICAL, EXTRAORDINARY, GIGANTIC hipocrit.

This would be the most hipocritical action I will ever see in my life as a human being. Treat Randy just as you treated Wouter.

Call him a lier, bag out 1.2 and start hating him http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3640
Archived Goldeneye / MSN wouter.......
April 24, 2001, 08:26:00 AM
Wouter, when you click messenger the MSN box should come up, if you have downloaded it. If you haven't another screen should come up (I don't know what is says).

But wouter, when they created the site they didn't make it so that only genius's could download MSN messenger. The average person should be able to work out how to download it. Just use trial and error and use obvious links, like chat, and "download msn messenger".

#3641
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
April 24, 2001, 07:00:00 AM
Egyptian OOA: 0:54

-K..
#3642
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
April 24, 2001, 05:49:00 AM
Caverns OOA: 3:15

Could go way lower.

-K..
#3643
Archived Goldeneye / Eddie Lovins
April 24, 2001, 03:59:00 AM
It is obviously a typo, use some common sense.

Have you even looked at his page?

-K..
#3644
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Back! &amp; POM and Stuff
April 24, 2001, 02:00:00 AM
I didn't update for 8 days, is that hoarding? Not to a bad extent at least.

-K..
#3645
Archived Goldeneye / Randy...........
April 24, 2001, 01:58:00 AM
Are you taping all of your goldeneye playing?

You need to say what times you have on tape.

-K..
#3646
Archived Goldeneye / Eddie Lovins
April 24, 2001, 01:56:00 AM
It is without doubt, a typo.

-K..
#3647
Archived Goldeneye / 122 GE movies, linked and organized together
April 24, 2001, 01:54:00 AM
Dude there are videos of mine you didn't put a link to...

like......

1:01 bunker 2 SA or....
2:33 aztec SA.....

Also man I'm putting up a vid of 4:34 on control SA.

-K..
#3648
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Back! &amp; POM and Stuff
April 23, 2001, 05:41:00 PM
MLM YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!!!! You didn't even BOTHER to go back and check! 2 months!!!????

If you go back and check my topic I starting hoarding my times from the 29th of March. Then I updated on the 7th with a gain of 600 points. The only new time I have gotten since then is Maian sos Agent.

9 days is hardly 2 months MLM why don't you do some research first.

-K..
#3649
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Back! &amp; POM and Stuff
April 23, 2001, 08:10:00 AM
Hmm........there are 7 more days of april maybe I can gain another 100 points and swing the POM a little bit more my way http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

I will get to work tomorrow...........

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-K..
#3650
Archived Goldeneye / Control SA!
April 23, 2001, 07:11:00 AM
I have my WR run on video so I will put it online tomorrow.

-K..
#3651
Archived Goldeneye / MSN wouter.......
April 23, 2001, 07:09:00 AM
Have you even downloaded MSN messenger service yet Wouter?

You have to download MSN messenger service, it is a program.

-K..
#3652
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
April 23, 2001, 05:04:00 AM
Archives agent: 0:17

-K..
#3653
Archived Goldeneye / MSN wouter.......
April 23, 2001, 04:59:00 AM
don't forget to sign in and add me.

-K..
#3654
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
April 23, 2001, 04:57:00 AM
Archives Agent: 0:17

It was only a matter of time before I got it.

-K..
#3655
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Scrolling times tape
April 23, 2001, 03:37:00 AM
Any vid coming to my place is ok, there really isn't a need to get the end screen vids online, I am a proof mod so any times I see validates you automatically.

-K..
#3656
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
April 23, 2001, 03:32:00 AM
I think I might go for the OOA WR, boy will that be tough.

Did steven get the body armour? I'll see what time I can get with the body armour first.

-K..
#3657
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
April 23, 2001, 03:30:00 AM
Control SA: 4:34

Pretty good run but the bitch (natalya) escaped about 4 seconds before I got to the lift....so....it could have been a lot faster if I didn't stuff around.

-K..
#3658
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
April 21, 2001, 08:00:00 AM
Caverns Agent: 1:04

Caverns is REALLY fucked up.

-K..
#3659
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
April 21, 2001, 07:58:00 AM
Caverns Agent: 1:04

-K..
#3660
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
April 21, 2001, 05:21:00 AM
Surface 2 SA: 0:57

-K..
#3661
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
April 21, 2001, 05:20:00 AM
Yes actually I do mean surface 2 http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Surface 2 SA: 0:57
Statue OOA: 2:30

-K..
#3662
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Important about Maian SOS agent......
April 20, 2001, 11:02:00 PM
I INSIST that this time be a proof only time. It's very hard to do and a lot people think it's easy.

I think it should be you provide proof, or you don't get credit for the time.

-K..
#3663
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / who really has the advantage.....?
April 20, 2001, 11:00:00 PM
You are an idiot Perfect Die, there are 150 NTSC players and 25 PAL players, gee I wonder who has the advantage. For every good PAL player there is 7 good NTSC players.

With defection there is 30 people who have 34 seconds, with maian sos only a COUPLE of people will get it.

NTSC still has the point advantage, but PAL of course has the time advantage.

But I say, is a PAL player best in the world because of it? It's not like PAL players are smothering the rankings.

-K..
#3664
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
April 20, 2001, 07:43:00 AM
Surface 1 OOA: 1:51

-K..
#3665
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / MAIAN SOS!!
April 20, 2001, 05:49:00 AM
With slow motion you can stop the intro A LOT faster, that is why the elevator closed slower.

-K..
#3666
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Maxed Times
April 20, 2001, 05:48:00 AM
Yep around 1:42 is possible on maian sos agent.

-K..
#3667
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / THE AMAZING PAL ONLY TIME KING STEPS FORWARD......
April 20, 2001, 05:46:00 AM
Well if anyone else thought the same as you Snap I wanted to clear it up.

-K..
#3668
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / THE AMAZING PAL ONLY TIME KING STEPS FORWARD......
April 20, 2001, 04:54:00 AM
Snap why did you just delete that message?

For any Snap wannabe's I am being sarcastic in this topic.

-K..
#3669
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / THE AMAZING PAL ONLY TIME KING STEPS FORWARD......
April 20, 2001, 02:20:00 AM
In case everyone is wondering here are my stats.....

Door leading into large area with ramp: 36 secs
Cubby Hole: late 47, early 48
1st elevator started rising: 58 secs
Entered 2nd elevator: 1:21 (SO CLOSE, I just made it)

I messed around slightly at the end cause I was just pissed that I actually made the elevator.

I will go for faster tonight.

-K..
#3670
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / PAL players who still play...
April 20, 2001, 01:43:00 AM
No MLM I guess I'm not too shabby after all http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3671
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / THE AMAZING PAL ONLY TIME KING STEPS FORWARD......
April 20, 2001, 01:41:00 AM
This vid is slightly bad quality because I used an old VCR + the tape has been taped over LOTS of time (from extensive goldeneye taping http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> )

-K..
#3672
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / THE AMAZING PAL ONLY TIME KING STEPS FORWARD......
April 20, 2001, 01:35:00 AM
MAIAN SOS AGENT: 1:44

A very nice time I must say, I'm sending the vid to BDG so he will post a link when it goes online.

I am the king http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  

-K..
#3673
Archived Goldeneye / My two cents- proposal to everyone
April 20, 2001, 01:14:00 AM
Who give a shit what kind of stereotype this board has, it is the best goldeneye message board on the net (in terms of the people who use it).

-K..
#3674
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / MAIAN SOS!!
April 20, 2001, 01:08:00 AM
Man I am SO close to getting the elevator on agent. I can get to the 2nd elevator at 1:23-1:24 but the problem is that the 2nd elevator shuts at 1:21.

People on the other topic said it shuts at 1:23, maybe I will get lucky on this, the run where I got to the 2nd elevator was half a sec off my personal best and that means that the first elevator takes anything from 1 to 2 secs longer to close.

I will keep trying.

-K..
#3675
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / PAL players who still play...
April 19, 2001, 11:43:00 PM
I'll have a couple of tries now.....

-K..
#3676
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / who will take us to 1:45:59
April 19, 2001, 11:41:00 PM
Deap Sea SA is so annoying. I don't really want to try deap sea A as long as I already have the WR http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

I'll try infiltration SA get that time down if I can, I'll see what the max time is.

I don't think Maian SOS PAL time can be lowered.

-K..
#3677
Archived Goldeneye / What's wrong with the Goldeneye elite???
April 19, 2001, 11:32:00 PM
I can't reach it, everyone can't reach it, what is the problem?

I hope this doesn't last for a long time.

-K..
#3678
Archived Goldeneye / Who wants a Aztec 2:52 SA movie?
April 19, 2001, 09:02:00 PM
I have a 2:33 vid showing the World Record strat, it is obvious after watching the vid how 2:18 is possible. VERY obvious http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3679
Archived Goldeneye / Wes Mckinney...
April 19, 2001, 07:35:00 PM
IT IS A CONTROL SETTING!!!!!!!!

It's 1.1 how easy is that to understand. The ONLY REASON IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD WHY YOU DON'T LIKE CRUISE CONTROL IS BECAUSE WOUTER USES IT AND YOU HATE WOUTER BECAUSE HE IS 10 TIMES BETTER THAN YOU AND YOU WANT TO ACT LIKE BABIES AND COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING HE DOES.

-K..
#3680
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter.......
April 19, 2001, 07:31:00 PM
SHEESH WOUTER!!!! HOW OBVIOUS!!!

Open the MSN window then in a big box top left of the window it says..........ADD............

Then put in my e-mail address.....

-K..

#3681
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter.......
April 19, 2001, 04:23:00 AM
My MSN e-mail address is:

k_J..@hotmail.com

Add this address then send me a message.

-K..
#3682
Archived Goldeneye / Frigate SA and 00A...please read &amp; respond
April 19, 2001, 04:21:00 AM
Nup, the new frigate SA strat will never work because of one hostage. I suggest you stop wasting your time with this new strat because it will never work.

-K..
#3683
Archived Goldeneye / Frigate SA and 00A...please read &amp; respond
April 19, 2001, 03:12:00 AM
I think I worked out something that will be a great help, I will go try it now and come back with some results.

-K..
#3684
Archived Goldeneye / I'm new here.
April 19, 2001, 01:41:00 AM
My FAQ is to help the average player, my walkthroughs aren't suited for people who want to get World Record times. However my FAQ is really useful for people just starting and want to know some easy strats.

-K..
#3685
Archived Goldeneye / Everyone read this AKA Nuts,Nuts,Nuts!
April 18, 2001, 08:26:00 AM
Wouter, the Perfect Dark proof section, it's a link from the main page of the Perfect Dark elite.

Anyways........wouter............GET ON MSN!!!!!!!!!

GET ON MSN!!!!!!!!!!!








GET ON MSN!!!!!!!!

Why download it, I add you then you don't use it.

-K..
#3686
Archived Goldeneye / Everyone read this AKA Nuts,Nuts,Nuts!
April 18, 2001, 07:35:00 AM
Send it to me and my address is in the Perfect Dark proof section.

-K..
#3687
Archived Goldeneye / Frigate SA and 00A...please read &amp; respond
April 18, 2001, 07:32:00 AM
I have actually done a fair bit on this and doing the level any other way won't give the hostages enough time to escape.

Bair in mind that the only reason we save FIVE hostages on SA is because 1 of the hostages are in our way http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  

I tried doing it backwards but the hostages won't escape, they just barely escape as it is going the long way.

-K..
#3688
Archived Goldeneye / SO CLOSE!
April 17, 2001, 08:27:00 AM
I was so close to 2:09 on Dam OOA once, but I ended up with a 2:27 damnit.

-K..
#3689
Archived Goldeneye / CAVERNS AGENT URGENT!!!!!!
April 17, 2001, 08:25:00 AM
Hmmm.....that doesn't help me because it never happens http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3690
Archived Goldeneye / European Video Report. Some interesting things.
April 17, 2001, 08:16:00 AM
I already do that.........

-K..
#3691
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter, you did 0 shots for Train A 1:14?
April 17, 2001, 08:15:00 AM
My speed page sucks, would there be any possibility on a page similar to the GEE and PDE for F-zero X?

The set out of these pages are so good you want every game to have the same setting.

Any possibilies, and would I be able to update it?

-K..
#3692
Archived Goldeneye / CAVERNS AGENT URGENT!!!!!!
April 17, 2001, 05:33:00 AM
I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY HATE THIS LEVEL!!

I have tried for SO LONG to get 1:04 on agent but everything keeps FUCKING UP! I have a run where everything went perfect but then at the end (of course the game couldn't allow me to get 1:04) I got hit 3 times! And I ended up with 1:05!! That is so annoying!!!!

I need help, any help, every strat, every detail, every single thing on this level that might aid me. I need it, I need it now, right now.

And at the last drones I always get hit once, I need to know how to get by without getting hit.

Be as techniqal and as in-depth as possible.

-K..
#3693
Archived Goldeneye / Could we put links to movies on each level?
April 17, 2001, 04:29:00 AM
that would be sweet.

-K..
#3694
Archived Goldeneye / Who wants a Aztec 2:52 SA movie?
April 16, 2001, 09:44:00 PM
Well I need to improve my crappy 6:32 on that level.

-K..
#3695
Archived Goldeneye / Could we put links to movies on each level?
April 16, 2001, 09:43:00 PM
It must be much more organised though.

geocities.com/pdarktimes/movies.html

This is want I want but for goldeneye. Plus it will be much easier for other people. I just want the best movies to be set out easily so I don't have to search through everyone's vids to find what I'm looking for.

-K..
#3696
Archived Goldeneye / Could we put links to movies on each level?
April 16, 2001, 08:12:00 PM
Basically the same as what it was in the old Goldeneye World Records where it had the movies for each difficulty for every level, could it be the same for the goldeneye elite?

Or at least a proper movie page, with the fastest video for each level and difficulty. Like the perfect dark elite world record movies.

-K..
#3697
Archived Goldeneye / My two cents- proposal to everyone
April 16, 2001, 07:57:00 PM
Ummm.....your proposal sucks http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  We don't have to do ANYTHING about the control style.

Are you trying to say that cruise control is bad? You are just feeding the arguement. Putting the control styles next to people's names would be pointless and useless.

BTW, cruise control is the control Style 1.1

-K..
#3698
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
April 16, 2001, 07:52:00 PM
Hmmm.....who else got that record? I forget.

-K..
#3699
Archived Goldeneye / Depot Help!!!
April 16, 2001, 07:51:00 PM
It was a coincidence.
#3700
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
April 16, 2001, 06:50:00 PM
I hope to be posting in this topic a lot more often in the future.

-K..
#3701
Archived Goldeneye / Depot Help!!!
April 16, 2001, 06:49:00 PM
The expansion pak doesn't effect ANYTHING and it doesn't take half a brain to figure out why.

-K..
#3702
Archived Goldeneye / God Bless Shawn Johnson
April 16, 2001, 01:55:00 AM
God bless K.. J.. too.

-K..
#3703
Archived Goldeneye / Wes Mckinney...
April 16, 2001, 01:54:00 AM
If you don't want to change from 1.1 sterling, people shouldn't have to change from cruise control. You don't understand cruise control is the same speed as 1.2. So if you ban cruise control you must also ban 1.2.

You can't ban cruise control because you don't like it, there must be a legitamet reason for it.

-K..
#3704
Archived Goldeneye / Wes Mckinney...
April 15, 2001, 11:29:00 PM
You are forgetting main issues Wes, cruise control and 1.2.

Look at these players......

Wouter Jansen: Cruise control (netherlands)
Sterling Neblett: 1.1 (America)
Tim Greneby: 1.2 (Sweden)
K.. "the best" J..: 1.1 (although have used cruise for depot A and runway A) http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">
Wes McKinney: 1.1 (America)
Eise Smit: 1.2 (netherlands)

I could name everyone but this is just an example. See a pattern. The americans use 1.1 and people from the netherlands use either cruise or 1.2 or all 3.

Pal or NTSC has nothing to do with it. Steven said he got a low 17 but how the hell is he supposed to know? There isn't a timer or anything, you can't be sure.

Face it Wes it's not PAL it's 1.2 and cruise control. Either learn 1.2 or get over the fact that it's faster and these people will always have the advantage.

-K..
#3705
Archived Goldeneye / Wes Mckinney...
April 15, 2001, 09:33:00 PM
The truth is the truth..... http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3706
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
April 15, 2001, 09:29:00 PM
Frigate OOA: 1:26

-K..
#3707
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
April 15, 2001, 09:10:00 PM
Frigate SA: 1:17 (I really need to improve this level)

-K..
#3708
Archived Goldeneye / Wes Mckinney...
April 15, 2001, 06:44:00 PM
There isn't any difference in the time, Wes is just in denial and he is trying to find any excuse possible to account for a PAL player being number one in the world.

Wes is an American being an American.

-K..
#3709
Archived Goldeneye / Wes Mckinney...
April 15, 2001, 06:10:00 PM
I hope NTSC players a starting with their control stick tilted. I hope they aren't just because you can't on perfect dark.

-K..
#3710
Archived Goldeneye / :17 archives agent for me!
April 14, 2001, 07:50:00 AM
Don't pressure sterling, if he doesn't want to get 23 seconds on runway we can't make him http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3711
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
April 14, 2001, 06:37:00 AM
Bunker 2 SA: 1:01
Streets SA: 1:59

Hmm......maybe I will go for streets OOA or A.

-K..
#3712
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
April 14, 2001, 06:34:00 AM
Streets SA: 1:59

-K..
#3713
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
April 14, 2001, 05:00:00 AM
I wish people would shut up about the Goldeneye board, we don't bad mouth the Perfect Dark board.

-Karl
#3714
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
April 13, 2001, 10:27:00 PM
Bunker 2 SA: 1:01

-K..
#3715
Archived Goldeneye / Bunker 2 SA 1:01 vid going online.....
April 13, 2001, 10:26:00 PM
Yes all thanks to me and the new WR I achieved.

When it is put online Expert will kindly post the address for you....

-K..
#3716
Archived Goldeneye / Is Eise a cheater?
April 13, 2001, 07:38:00 PM
Ruokai is the LAST person in the whole who should be accusing other people of cheating. Such Irony.

-K..
#3717
Archived Goldeneye / Is Eise a cheater?
April 13, 2001, 01:32:00 AM
Hey PDIE! CHIGGERS ARE COOL!

Don't ever dis chiggers in front of me or I will go smoke some weed ok!

Just in a moment you will hear the rest of this sentence........... .................................................. ........................................................... .........and there it is, as promised.

-K..
#3718
Archived Goldeneye / Is Eise a cheater?
April 13, 2001, 12:32:00 AM
Yeah, no thanks to Paragon's spamming, that guy has a problem.........

Anyways, on to a completely unrelated yet related topic, Steven is really an undercover CIA agent sent to investigate the activities undergone by Eise Smit. Steven hasn't given any information for fears that it might leak and Eise might find out, but I didn't believe that, so I sent my best CIA agent (and best goldeneye player) K.. J.. to investigate.

K..'s reports showed that Eise is in fact human, and so is Steven. It also showed that Eise plays goldeneye and is secretly planning to gain points on the Goldeneye Elite World Records. However these may not be 100% accurate, as Steven later told me that K.. was totally drunk though the entire investigation.

-K..
#3719
Archived Goldeneye / wes???
April 12, 2001, 11:51:00 PM
Shock lives on the other side of Antarctica, however I am moving soon so I will live near the coes (about 20 mins away). Just over a couple of glaciers.

-K..
#3720
Archived Goldeneye / How old is Steven?
April 12, 2001, 11:48:00 PM
Yes Wes, invalidations taste nice.

-K..
#3721
Archived Goldeneye / Is Eise a cheater?
April 12, 2001, 11:31:00 PM
I think we have all learnt a valuable lesson from this.

-K..
#3722
Archived Goldeneye / Is Eise a cheater?
April 12, 2001, 11:17:00 PM
Ummm....I was being sarcastic........

-K..
#3723
Archived Goldeneye / How old is Steven?
April 12, 2001, 11:11:00 PM
You are right Derek, I am not K...

I am K..'s evil twin and my name is K...

I have always hated K.. because of his extraordinary skill in Goldeneye and Perfect Dark.

-K..
#3724
Archived Goldeneye / What is everyone's vid page?
April 12, 2001, 11:02:00 PM
In closing, I would just like to thank the people who I charish the most in like.......james bond and joanna dark.

-K..
#3725
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Egyptian level....real???
April 12, 2001, 10:48:00 PM
In closing, I would like to state that Independance day was a discrace of a movie and should be burned alive.

-K..
#3726
Archived Goldeneye / How old is Steven?
April 12, 2001, 10:44:00 PM
K.. is an idiot....anyways I head he was 45 and running for president.

-K..
#3727
Archived Goldeneye / Is Eise a cheater?
April 12, 2001, 10:42:00 PM
Lying is just like smoking cigarettes.......but lying doesn't give you lung cancer, or make your breath stink......unless of course you lie, and out of shame you eat the cartridge. hmm......

Anyways.....in closing, I think the black people of america should have the same right as dogs.......

-K..
#3728
Archived Goldeneye / Is Eise a cheater?
April 12, 2001, 10:37:00 PM
Damn that K.. J.. fellow. I hope he burns in hell.

-K..
#3729
Archived Goldeneye / Is Eise a cheater?
April 12, 2001, 10:33:00 PM
Reply.....

BTW, that K.. guy has gained a fair amount of points last month, he's probably cheating, there is no way you can gain points without cheating.

-K..
#3730
Archived Goldeneye / wes???
April 12, 2001, 10:11:00 PM
I live in antarctica.

-K..
#3731
Archived Goldeneye / wes???
April 12, 2001, 09:23:00 PM
I have no one living around me for about 1000km's.

-K..
#3732
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter Control Agent Walkthrough
April 12, 2001, 09:21:00 PM
no new strat, just something that I didn't know before, and now I do know. I will play first.....

-K..
#3733
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter, you did 0 shots for Train A 1:14?
April 12, 2001, 07:43:00 PM
Oh wow, I get wouter, I will get the new train WR.

-K..
#3734
Archived Goldeneye / Frigate Agent and Runway 00 Agent
April 12, 2001, 07:41:00 PM
I will post a video of 40 runway OO agent if you like.

-K..
#3735
Archived Goldeneye / Closest Fast Uploader?
April 12, 2001, 07:40:00 PM
Let me think.................

......

hmmm......it's a tough decision...........

I suppose I could take the tape http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3736
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Reached 1500 points PAL
April 12, 2001, 08:52:00 AM
Damn PAL rankings aren't getting updated. FOR CRYING OUT LOUD SNAP UPDATE THE PAL RANKINGS!!

-K..
#3737
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Deep Sea PAL
April 12, 2001, 08:49:00 AM
haha that is funny. My vid is 2 secs off the World Record you can't go wrong with that.

-K..

P.S What's sim's vid
#3738
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter Control Agent Walkthrough
April 12, 2001, 08:36:00 AM
OMG I will get the new Control Agent WR. Wow, wouter just showed me something that will save me a lot of time. Like, a lot of time. I can get like about 4:06 failed without this but now I could get like 4:04 or 4:03 maybe?

-K..
#3739
Archived Goldeneye / Closest Fast Uploader?
April 12, 2001, 08:17:00 AM
Wouter, I am without a doubt the fastest PAL video uploader there is. I can convert a whole tape full of movies in one day.......

-K..
#3740
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter is full of Sh*t
April 12, 2001, 08:12:00 AM
Perfect Die, you really need to shut up. You have no authority and realistically no ones cares what you think about Wouter's times because YOU DON'T HAVE THE EXPERIENCE to say a time is real or not. When I see that you are 1 second off everyone of wouter's times then maybe you can say if they are fake or not.

Wes needs to shut his trap.

Everyone needs to get a life and lay off Wouter.

I have never seen such a group of ******* 2 year olds in my life. Someone help me pull the rod's out of PDie's and Wes's arses. You guys give so much shit to Wouter but you can't take it. And when Wouter defends himself and says something back to you you whine like little pussies.

-K..
#3741
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / WHOOPS!!!
April 07, 2001, 05:07:00 AM
Please ignore the 2:29 on investigation PA, I have changed it to 3:29.

-K..
#3742
Archived Goldeneye / Chatpoint sucks.....READ NOW WOUTER!
April 07, 2001, 12:22:00 AM
Well I added you to my list wouter, just make sure you log on when you use a computer.

-K..
#3743
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / What rank will I be.............
April 07, 2001, 12:15:00 AM
I just updated....

-K..
#3744
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / What rank will I be.............
April 07, 2001, 12:05:00 AM
To update, or not to update, that is the question.

Well I thought about this (briefly) and thought I will update now. However my jump won't be that big, it would be much larger had I of waited until the 19th.

-K..
#3745
Archived Goldeneye / Damn Im Good!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 06, 2001, 10:10:00 PM
You think everything is impossible Wes.

-K..
#3746
Archived Goldeneye / AUTO-UPDATING, ALL ACTIVE MEMBERS NEED PAGE READ
April 06, 2001, 10:03:00 PM
This is very, very sweet.

-K..
#3747
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / What rank will I be.............
April 06, 2001, 10:03:00 PM
That krijy guy is lying.....

Why is it annoying? I'm holding my times because this will be my official leap into the Perfect Dark scene. I don't want to slowly drift in, I want to come in with a bang.

It's just annoying to you because you want to see if I am beating you or not.

-K..
#3748
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Just a little reminder...
April 06, 2001, 10:00:00 PM
Octoinky shut the hell up. You have no idea what goes on over in the goldenye boards.

-K..
#3749
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / What rank will I be.............
April 06, 2001, 08:11:00 AM
Tomorrow I will work on some of my PA levels and knock off a couple more minutes, I am VERY close to 2 hours now, I will get it in a couple of days.

My game timer is at 5 days and 2 hours.

-K..
#3750
Archived Goldeneye / Chatpoint sucks.....READ NOW WOUTER!
April 06, 2001, 08:10:00 AM
Now download MSN messenger. Go to your hotmail address and look around for the chat button, it's pretty easy to figure out how to download MSN.

-K..
#3751
Archived Goldeneye / Chatpoint sucks.....READ NOW WOUTER!
April 06, 2001, 07:17:00 AM
Get a hotmail address.

-K..
#3752
Archived Goldeneye / Chatpoint sucks.....READ NOW WOUTER!
April 06, 2001, 06:49:00 AM
CCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTPPPPPOOOOOOIIIIIINNNNNTTTTT SSSSSUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, for AIM go to www.aim.com, then scroll down to the bottom of the page and click DOWNLOAD AIM 4.3 NOW!

Then it's easy, my aim name is K..Dark64. So right click on the buddy folder and add my name.

Do you have a hotmail address?

-K..
#3753
Archived Goldeneye / Damn Im Good!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 06, 2001, 05:49:00 AM
Once again wouter you are not on chatpoint.

-K..
#3754
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
April 06, 2001, 04:42:00 AM
How the hell did he get 1:33 on defense SA??

-Karl
#3755
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / What rank will I be.............
April 06, 2001, 04:38:00 AM
I am going very, very sweet. I have gained heaps already. And I am getting ever closer to 2 hours in total time.

-K..
#3756
Archived Goldeneye / Damn Im Good!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 06, 2001, 04:04:00 AM
Smart people (like me) would know that all you have to do is type the address into your address bar and the page will work.

-K..
#3757
Archived Goldeneye / Chatpoint sucks.....READ NOW WOUTER!
April 05, 2001, 07:01:00 PM
So you are going to try and use MSN/AIM/ICQ???

-K..
#3758
Archived Goldeneye / The snickers is back..
April 05, 2001, 06:58:00 PM
what is his e-mail address for MSN?

-K..
#3759
Archived Goldeneye / Damn Im Good!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 05, 2001, 06:56:00 PM
HAHAHAHA I bet all of you people haven't even seent the pic :LOL:LOL:LOL

-K..
#3760
Archived Goldeneye / Goodbye
April 05, 2001, 06:41:00 PM
Think about it Tim, you aren't just leaving Goldeneye, you are leaving all of your friends. Leave this message board if you wish, but don't stop chatting to people on ICQ for no reason.

Just because you can't keep up doesn't mean you have to quit and leave everyone forever. At least post on the message board now and then.

Do what you want it's your life but you are my friend (or so I thought) and you MUST keep in touch with me over ICQ or AIM.
#3761
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Skedar........
April 05, 2001, 07:56:00 AM
I need to know the fastest method for shooting the crystals on the last skedar. I got 1:19 on agent and I think the low the way I'm doing it now is possibly 1:17.

The way I do it is I shoot in the middle of the bottom 2 crystals to get rid of them at the same time. Then just do the last 3 normally.

Is there a faster way?

-K..
#3762
Archived Goldeneye / Chatpoint sucks.....READ NOW WOUTER!
April 05, 2001, 07:50:00 AM
I must say, that did not exceed my expectations.

-K..
#3763
Archived Goldeneye / Chatpoint sucks.....READ NOW WOUTER!
April 05, 2001, 07:42:00 AM
find another program chatpoint must be the worst. You HAVE to download Aim or something, give a REALLY good explanation of why you can't use MSN, AIM, or ICQ. Cause I want to chat!!!!!

-K..
#3764
Archived Goldeneye / Chatpoint sucks.....READ NOW WOUTER!
April 05, 2001, 07:36:00 AM
Wouter you need something else besides chatpoint. Chatpoint is the worst chat program in the whole world.

Look, you are online but you haven't signed in to chatpoint so how can I talk to you!!!!!!!!!! LOG IN FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

In closing, chatpoint sucks.

-K..
#3765
Archived Goldeneye / Check this out...
April 05, 2001, 06:47:00 AM
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-K..
#3766
Archived Goldeneye / Check this out...
April 05, 2001, 06:46:00 AM
HAHAHAHA! In his picture it says weapon of choice as PP7. That's the biggest load of bull**** in the history of goldeneye.

I bet commander is just leaving because he feels embarrassed. He though people would believe him but they didn't and now everyone hates him http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

This is funny............

*points at commanderjinx and laughs* http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

-K..
#3767
Archived Goldeneye / Damn Im Good!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 05, 2001, 06:41:00 AM
Oh no, now I have to play heaps to stop Craig from overtaking me in the rankings http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3768
Archived Goldeneye / Attention PD players w/ GE WRs....
April 04, 2001, 11:18:00 PM
Darren Frickel's Archives picture is faked and is completely useless. To get 0:18 seconds all he did was sit there for 17 seconds then press start.

You can't finish archives without shooting (must shoot the window).

-K..
#3769
Archived Goldeneye / PAL is faster than NTSC
April 04, 2001, 05:59:00 PM
I understood that entire post conpletely.

Wouter has a right to say what he did and that shouldn't put him in a place to be removed but oh well. If wouter got removed I would probably remove myself and go with the dutch people and start a new ranking page. This is bullshit how it is, the automation better make the Goldeneye WR a better place.

-K..
#3770
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Cool Crash Site glitch
April 04, 2001, 05:20:00 AM
Spamming is bad......

-K..
#3771
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Cool Crash Site glitch
April 04, 2001, 05:19:00 AM
I never spam.......

-K..
#3772
Archived Goldeneye / Attention PD players w/ GE WRs....
April 04, 2001, 01:57:00 AM
These people REALLY need to get proof.

-K..

#3773
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Defection PA Breakthrough!!
April 03, 2001, 09:35:00 PM
Someone REALLY, REALLY needs to find out what makes a guard open the door, this could be mega cool. But really much time could you save? Not much though.

-K..
#3774
Archived Goldeneye / Some nice news
April 03, 2001, 07:59:00 AM
PDie, Wouter's Silo OOA time doesn't beat the record by 13 or 14 seconds, wouter's time IS the record.

I don't get it, some people give wouter shit all the time, but the second Wouter gives some shit back everyone pays him out?

You guys need to stop being hyprocrites.

-K..
#3775
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
April 03, 2001, 06:30:00 AM
I am watching....

-K..
#3776
Archived Goldeneye / Move toward Automation! All Active Players Read!
April 03, 2001, 06:20:00 AM
You have no idea how much that would mean to me.

Boy, when that automatic system gets up I will be playing overtime every day.

-K..
#3777
Archived Goldeneye / My new controller.........
April 03, 2001, 01:50:00 AM
you are correct wouter.

-K..
#3778
Archived Goldeneye / Some nice news
April 02, 2001, 06:03:00 PM
You don't see why wouter has to say such bad things about Wes? Wes is the one who has had this pathetic grudge against wouter ever since he heard his name. I don't blame wouter.

I am sick of everyone paying out Wouter just because they are jealous of him and all they want to do is see his videos.

Haha, when you see his vids you will all like "oh sorry I believe you now", but he has already proven himself to some of the best goldeneye players in the world and you still don't believe him. It's doesn't cut it, obviously the only reason people don't believe him is because they want to force him into sending 100 videos so they can see his fucking movies. Most people don't give a shit if he is legit, they just care about seeing the vids so they can get his strats.

-K..
#3779
Archived Goldeneye / PAL is faster than NTSC
April 02, 2001, 05:57:00 PM
This is fucked up! You are argueing over grammar!

GET A FUCKING LIFE!

If Wes removes wouter he will have to remove me, mike martin, matthijs ten ham (sorry dude need numbers http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> ), and all the other people who have used it.

Wes isn't removing anyone.

This topic is fucked up you all need to get a life and stop messing around with wouter. get over it he is better than you stop being girls about it. Don't ask shit questions like this and don't start some fucked up fight about grammar.

-K..
#3780
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / What rank will I be.............
April 02, 2001, 07:56:00 AM
oh and I usually get the cut scene at 26.50, my best is 26.41 (my best with my old controller was 26.53)

-K..
#3781
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / What rank will I be.............
April 02, 2001, 07:55:00 AM
Cool Cck, so you have to be looking at the pres as the cutscene starts? Because I never have......but anyways.......I got 0:58 on agent but I know I can get 57 easy. Sometime the pres comes at 56 secs, and I end up with 59 secs because of some sweet pushing. So, if the pres comes at around 53 I am bound to get 57 or if he comes at 52 I will get 56.

-K..
#3782
Archived Goldeneye / My new controller.........
April 02, 2001, 07:25:00 AM
I got a new controller......it is faster......alot faster.

New WR's for.....

1:59 on streets SA
1:59 on streets OOA
2:29 on statue A SA AND OOA.

I will achieve them soon, plus I am still learning 1.2....

-K..
#3783
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter......
April 02, 2001, 07:14:00 AM
What is your user name? Mine is

6K..Dark4

-K..
#3784
Archived Goldeneye / PAL is faster than NTSC
April 02, 2001, 06:32:00 AM
He doesn't have to say it every 2nd post. That's all he ever says. I don't care what he thinks about it, but he doesn't have to post about it all the time.

-K..
#3785
Archived Goldeneye / A Question for WOUTER JANSEN
April 02, 2001, 06:28:00 AM
Wouter shouldn't have to asnwer, this is a joke if you ask me.

-K..
#3786
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter......
April 02, 2001, 05:18:00 AM
How do I get chatpoint, and how can I chat to you?

Please be in-depth http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3787
Archived Goldeneye / PAL is faster than NTSC
April 02, 2001, 05:17:00 AM
Hehe.......

Well, this whole topic was started by Wes, so let's all blame him http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

I think the perfect dark board needs to lighten up. I think everyone needs to lighten up, just because I post the things I say doesn't mean I don't think this whole thing is just about fun.

Wes acts like isn't fun though......all he is ever talking about is how much he hates cruise control or how much he wants to remove Wouter http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

-K..

#3788
Archived Goldeneye / A Question for WOUTER JANSEN
April 02, 2001, 05:11:00 AM
Haha wouter if they want the question all they have to do is read the first post http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

-K..
#3789
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Sweet! (very similar to DarkHawk's previous topic)
April 02, 2001, 02:58:00 AM
You can skip Joanna's "without the auto-pilot" speach at any time. So it begins before you pause, simply keep pausing and unpausing and you will start to skip it even though it is slightly the way through. Because you can skip it at any time, it make it the easiest line to skip in the entire game.

-K..
#3790
Archived Goldeneye / What's Your Wackiest (Worst time)
April 02, 2001, 02:39:00 AM
My surface 1 times are wacky.

-K..
#3791
Archived Goldeneye / A Question for WOUTER JANSEN
April 02, 2001, 02:33:00 AM
Maybe he doesn't want to put up with Wes's mocking.

-K..
#3792
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Why do people bother?
April 02, 2001, 01:58:00 AM
If a person is 76th, bad luck, they have to try harder to get to 75th.

BTW MLM, WE are the kings. You did 2 posts in 1 second, that tied my record but didn't beat it http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3793
Archived Goldeneye / How Often will the updates be?
April 02, 2001, 01:53:00 AM
The update will gradually grow further, and further apart. At the start of the year the updates were weekly, now they are monthly. It is unstoppable.

Sooner or later there will be no update for 6 months, then all of a sudden the cycle will start again. After the 6 month fast of updating, a surge of weekly updates will arise, and it will start all over again.

However legend has it that a new site will arise, with daily updates and up-to-date times.

-K..
#3794
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Should something be done about the PAL records?
April 02, 2001, 12:13:00 AM
If darklight used a PAL version of the game, he would loose over 100 points, a lot more than 100 points.

You are very uninformed master, and until you gain some experience don't bring up such a big topic like this, you have no idea how much of an advantage NTSC has over PAL in the point area. In time however, PAL will gain over a minute.

But remember MASTER, this is the Perfect Dark WORLD RANKINGSm and it contains WORLD RECORDS. A pal record is a world record, and to say that you want something to be done about the PAL records that can only be achieved on a PAL system, you might as well say get rid of the defection records, the extraction records, and the maian SOS records, because they can only be achieved on an ntsc system.

-K..
#3795
Archived Goldeneye / Karl or Wes?
April 01, 2001, 11:50:00 PM
Well Wes that would be really, really good if you could mail me the video after you view it personally. That would work out for both of us.

However, I don't know how I can get the video converted back to PAL. I will check tonight to see if my vcr is NTSC compatible. When you get the tape converted will that mean that there are 2 tapes? It would be logical to convert the PAL onto a different tape, then send me the pal tape.

-K..
#3796
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / What rank will I be.............
April 01, 2001, 05:24:00 PM
Air force one sucks, I have never had a run where the president comes before 55, never, not once in the total of 5 hours I have played the level. However I will play more tonight http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3797
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Why do people bother?
April 01, 2001, 05:20:00 PM
Read the times baby http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3798
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Why do people bother?
April 01, 2001, 05:19:00 PM
Haha, give me proof Mr food, I need hard evidence.









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#3799
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Why do people bother?
April 01, 2001, 05:19:00 PM
Haha, give me proof Mr food, I need hard evidence.










#3800
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Lowest possible PAL times
April 01, 2001, 05:15:00 PM
Why is air base PA only 2:31???

-K..
#3801
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Anybody heard from marshmallow?!
April 01, 2001, 05:13:00 PM
hmmmmm.....

-K..
#3802
Archived Goldeneye / Karl or Wes?
April 01, 2001, 04:52:00 PM
Will you be able to get the movies online straight away Wes?

-K..
#3803
Archived Goldeneye / PAL is faster than NTSC
March 31, 2001, 09:40:00 PM
I'm not saying you shouldn't respect him for what he has done, but if you have a quarrel with someone that is no reason to take them off the site.

These are the goldeneye world records, and it's pointless  giving it that name when you say that people can't join (discombobulater) or you get rid of people because they use cruise control (wouter).

-K..
#3804
Archived Goldeneye / will we EVER see full proof from wouter?
March 31, 2001, 09:35:00 PM
When Tim sends me the vid (you are sending me the vid right?) I will put the vids online.

Shut up about Wouter and proof.

-K..
#3805
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Why do people bother?
March 31, 2001, 09:34:00 PM
No mrfood, you haven't beaten my record, I mean, 2 different posts in one second. 2 physical posts that show up, not just rapidly clicking the add reply button.
#3806
Archived Goldeneye / PAL is faster than NTSC
March 31, 2001, 09:29:00 PM
Wes, please grow up. It's the Goldeneye World Records, not the Goldeneye "for people who kiss my arse" World Records.

Taking someone off the site just because they gave you shit is pathetic, and an obvious attempt to move up the ranks. Threatening to remove wouter would only be an attempt to gain more points.

If you have a disagreement with someone that is no reason to take them off the site, if they send you death threats or call you a ******* faggot, then maybe you can take action. But just because you hold a childish grudge against 1.2 and cruise control is no reason to kick people off the site.

-K..
#3807
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
March 31, 2001, 09:18:00 PM
You wouldn't have the OO depot WR Wes, that record would be mine.

-K..
#3808
Archived Goldeneye / Dude I just got 20 seconds on runway!!!!!
March 31, 2001, 05:36:00 AM
I just edited the first post again to tell you what to do.

-K..
#3809
Archived Goldeneye / Dude I just got 20 seconds on runway!!!!!
March 31, 2001, 02:18:00 AM
good enough for photo proof http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  

-K..
#3810
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Why do people bother?
March 31, 2001, 02:11:00 AM
My page waits till the whole thing is downloaded then it appears.

-K..
#3811
Archived Goldeneye / Dude I just got 20 seconds on runway!!!!!
March 31, 2001, 02:00:00 AM
haha I could have done it normally without killing 20000 people, and getting 20000 shots to everything, but I thought what the hell.

I have a believable picture of 20 seconds with everything perfect.

Why did I make this topic? Just to show how freaking easy it is to fake a screenshot. The pic I made looks perfect, and I could make it look even better with a bit of work. Screenshots aren't proof, other wise I'll go right ahead and break every world record by 1 second.

-K..
#3812
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Why do people bother?
March 31, 2001, 01:27:00 AM
It doesn't matter how hard you try, there should be a drop off point for the first page. It's not like people are getting kicked off the site, but being the first page, only the top whatever people should be on it. Plus it makes the download time a bitch for modem users http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3813
Archived Goldeneye / Dude I just got 20 seconds on runway!!!!!
March 31, 2001, 12:54:00 AM
Wes why are't you on ICQ?

-K..
#3814
Archived Goldeneye / Dude I just got 20 seconds on runway!!!!!
March 31, 2001, 12:52:00 AM
Hahaha Wes don't take offense, did you see the pic? If you did see I'm just playing around I am making a new pic and I will post that.

-K..
#3815
Archived Goldeneye / Dude I just got 20 seconds on runway!!!!!
March 31, 2001, 12:23:00 AM
you have to try the link several times for it to work I think, so just keep trying http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3816
Archived Goldeneye / Dude I just got 20 seconds on runway!!!!!
March 31, 2001, 12:20:00 AM
I made a new link wait for it to fully download. and you will see the picture in paint.

-K..
#3817
Archived Goldeneye / Another Booyah
March 31, 2001, 12:17:00 AM
I can't wait to learn 1.2 and get 1:12 http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

MWUAHAHA, hehehe

-K..
#3818
Archived Goldeneye / Dude I just got 20 seconds on runway!!!!!
March 31, 2001, 12:09:00 AM
........we are working on it....

-K..
#3819
Archived Goldeneye / Dude I just got 20 seconds on runway!!!!!
March 31, 2001, 12:07:00 AM
wait for the page to load up.

-K..
#3820
Archived Goldeneye / Dude I just got 20 seconds on runway!!!!!
March 31, 2001, 12:06:00 AM
shit the link isn't working...damn expert....brb...

-K..
#3821
Archived Goldeneye / Dude I just got 20 seconds on runway!!!!!
March 31, 2001, 12:05:00 AM
DUDES! 20 seconds! I didn't think it was possible at first but then I found out a new strat!

What's the new strat? Well I was messing around with the level, going for 23 secs again and I held the grenade too early before going into the hut. Just I picked up the key the grenade blew up and blew me through the roof of the hut and I landed outside! Then I just had to run to the end and get into the plane, using some more grenade boosts of course.

Here is the proof, I sent the picture to expert so he could put it online....

www.geocities.com/sim_thr...lrules.bmp

Ok right click this then say "save target as"

Sweet!

-K..
#3822
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Why do people bother?
March 30, 2001, 10:18:00 PM
I don't want to have to wait forever for the World Record page to load up just to see the extra people at the bottom of the board. All they are doing is making the first page larger in size, and making it longer for modem users to load the page up.

Sure it's fine if they are part of the elite (there could be a seperate page for the entire rankings), but being on the first page should be earned, not something that can be achieved by playing the first level on agent once and then never updating again.

-K..
#3823
Archived Goldeneye / Check this out...
March 30, 2001, 10:15:00 PM
Commander needs to get a life. No one hear believes him and he knows it. Does he really think we would believe him? Pfft, boy has he got news.

His smart alec remarks only tell him away anyway. I don't think if anyone actually DID have 20 they would be putting on this attitude that he has.

People do this all the time at Gamefaqs. We just ignore them. We should ignore commander until he gets a video up (which he never will, so that means ignore him forver http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> ).

-K..
#3824
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / What rank will I be.............
March 30, 2001, 09:59:00 PM
I will delete each time as I get them. So you will know which ones I have left.

-K..
#3825
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / What rank will I be.............
March 30, 2001, 09:05:00 AM
Look again wouter it CLEARLY says 2:30. http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3826
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / What rank will I be.............
March 30, 2001, 08:37:00 AM
Some of my goals are....

Defection SA: 0:48 PA: 2:35
Extraction A: 1:12 SA: 1:48 PA: 1:55
Villa SA: 1:34
Chicago PA: 0:33
Infiltration A: 1:20 SA: 1:57
Rescue A: 1:38 SA: 2:38 PA: 3:40
Escape A: 2:45 SA: 4:05 PA: 4:15
Air Base A: 1:21 SA: 1:54 PA: 2:30
Air Force One A: 0:57 SA: 1:27 PA: 1:40
Crash site A: 1:27 SA: 1:43
Defense A: 0:57 SA: 1:40
Attack Ship SA: 3:10 PA: 4:10
Skedar PA: 2:00
Maian A: 1:57 PA: 2:27
Duel SA: 0:06

I have a bit of work to do before my next update http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">      

I am taking off times as I achieve them.....
#3827
Archived Goldeneye / Check this out...
March 30, 2001, 07:10:00 AM
There is only one beta version of the game, and RARE has it.

-K..
#3828
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / What rank will I be.............
March 30, 2001, 02:59:00 AM
I will get under 2 hours total time before my timer reaches 10 days. I have 13 minutes to knock off and 5 game days to do it, easy as pie http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  I might even do it before april 19th http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3829
Archived Goldeneye / Check this out...
March 30, 2001, 02:55:00 AM
Hehehe........

20 seconds is not possible, the guy is lying, and he must really have some guts to think that the best goldeneye players in the world wouldn't know that he was lying.

He is never going to make a tape of getting 21 seconds or whatever, (his excuse is "I haven't got much time on my hands) and the photo is useless it's know use even showing us because is means nothing.

This guy can say what he wants, he can say it's our loss all he wants but really it's his loss http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  What are we losing? He's the one who went to the trouble to make a pic and everything to try and fool him but we know he is lying so I think the only person at a loss is him http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

I don't even know why you posted this valentin it's obvious he's lying.

-K..
#3830
Archived Goldeneye / What the hell is cruise control?
March 29, 2001, 06:34:00 PM
It's pronounced Wou-ter Yarn-sen.

-K..
#3831
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / What rank will I be.............
March 29, 2001, 06:20:00 PM
Mikerpd what rank are you?

And trent I just want you to have a guess, and see if you are suprised when I update http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3832
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / What rank will I be.............
March 29, 2001, 06:18:00 PM
Well, I'm working each level one by one. On the first level I tried I gain over 100 points. I'm just working to get all of my bad times up to some nice points.

-K..
#3833
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / What rank will I be.............
March 29, 2001, 06:12:00 AM
What rank do you think I will be after I update my page on the 19th of april?

I am guessing around 15th http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3834
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Tell me Steven...
March 29, 2001, 03:20:00 AM
The last door is never open.

-K..
#3835
Archived Goldeneye / The road to 53 seconds......
March 28, 2001, 02:53:00 AM
Well.....it's hard to do, but it makes 54 secs possible....when I get 54 secs (and on tape) maybe you will be suprised. I said I won't give out any information at this. Think what you want to think, but you will be suprised.

-K..
#3836
Archived Goldeneye / Holy Mary Mother of God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 28, 2001, 02:51:00 AM
I was the first person to do the level without body armour http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3837
Archived Goldeneye / BOOYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH CONTROL AGENT 4 06!!!!!!!!
March 27, 2001, 06:52:00 PM
Matthijs, anyone can go get a 4:06 without natalya escaping. It means nothing because it's all about Natalya escape and rushing to the end as fast you can will always get you a fail.

-K..
#3838
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Close, so ver very close
March 27, 2001, 05:16:00 AM
Matt what is your escape PA time? I read 5:45? Are you REALLY in the 5 minute club? http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3839
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
March 27, 2001, 03:13:00 AM
It's easy to go from being best in the world in perfect dark and go and get a few good times on agent. Try OO agent, and we will see how many booyah's you get http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3840
Archived Goldeneye / The road to 53 seconds......
March 27, 2001, 03:07:00 AM
I am not giving out any information. I am now just aiming for 54. I have found a pretty easy method but I have to work on it. It's so simple I can't believe people don't already have 54 seconds.

-K..
#3841
Archived Goldeneye / new train agent WR
March 26, 2001, 06:25:00 PM
Ummmm......it's easy to do it with 1.1, watch my vid, cut the locks faster, there you have it.

When I learn 1.2 the record will go down to 1:12 http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3842
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 26, 2001, 08:48:00 AM
No one can beat my record the time is takes to post 2 messages.

-K..
#3843
Archived Goldeneye / How many controllers??
March 26, 2001, 08:42:00 AM
Whoops! Hehe 32 controller is a bit much don't you think http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  Damn typos, what I meant to say is that I was on my 23rd controller.

http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3844
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Your Best Competition at the Perfect Dark Elite
March 26, 2001, 06:14:00 AM
Hehe I am now 4th best in the world at goldeneye http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3845
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
March 26, 2001, 05:35:00 AM
Surface 1 SA: 1:55

-K..
#3846
Archived Goldeneye / Yes! 0:17 Archives Agent
March 26, 2001, 05:07:00 AM
The more people that get 17 seconds on archives just means the more points I gain when I achieve 17 seconds.

-K..
#3847
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Ahh.....Huston......We have a problem.......
March 26, 2001, 04:03:00 AM
I have seen a failed 2:26 on infiltration PA. However there are no scrolling times. There is just a scrolling time of infiltration, nothing else. but Infil. is validated though.

-K..
#3848
Archived Goldeneye / The Tape
March 26, 2001, 02:44:00 AM
well I was asking you, tim, and everyone else.

-K..
#3849
Archived Goldeneye / why not :54 or :53?
March 26, 2001, 01:41:00 AM
I am always looking for faster strats....

-K..
#3850
Archived Goldeneye / The road to 53 seconds......
March 26, 2001, 01:36:00 AM
I don't think I will be able to get 54 seconds today, it's very hard, it will take a lot of time and practice.

-K..
#3851
Archived Goldeneye / The road to 53 seconds......
March 26, 2001, 01:36:00 AM
D'OH, I just sound something out that will really make it much harder for me to get a good time. Maybe now I am just looking for 0:54.

I won't give out any information, it's just too risky.

-K..
#3852
Archived Goldeneye / The Tape
March 26, 2001, 01:35:00 AM
Well, the question is, do you want to see the vids online now, or in the far, far future?

-K..
#3853
Archived Goldeneye / The road to 53 seconds......
March 26, 2001, 01:33:00 AM
24.29.14.51/K../K...html

These are my vids, 99% of them are the fastest currently on the net.

-K..
#3854
Archived Goldeneye / why not :54 or :53?
March 26, 2001, 12:31:00 AM
Ummmmmmm........I think we are just as capable at finding glitches than David Wonn is. I think if the 20 top goldeneye palyers in the world can't find a glitch, David Wonn won't be able to either.

-K..
#3855
Archived Goldeneye / The road to 53 seconds......
March 26, 2001, 12:21:00 AM
53 seconds on surface 2 agent that is. I am getting pretty good at the mine throw, and I should have 53 seconds today if ever.

When I use infinite ammo I can usually blow up the comps after about 5 goes.

-K..
#3856
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Ahh.....Huston......We have a problem.......
March 25, 2001, 10:50:00 PM
there was no complete run failed or not. Nothing, zip, all there was were failed attempts that didn't make it to the end.

-K..
#3857
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Ahhh, wierd glitch!
March 25, 2001, 09:29:00 PM
I'm guessing he use cheats.

-K..
#3858
Archived Goldeneye / Facility SA and 00A
March 25, 2001, 09:28:00 PM
I usually only get hit 2 or 3 times up to the laboratory area. So then I have like 5 bars left at the end. Then I get hit once at the end most times so then I have 4 bars left. It's good if you don't kill the guards at the end so you can pause right in front of them and they give you a boost towards the door.

Or pause in the hallway before those 2 guys so you can get a few good boosts.

-K..
#3859
Archived Goldeneye / How many controllers??
March 25, 2001, 09:24:00 PM
I am on my 32nd controller, but I'm getting a new one on the weekend.

-K..
#3860
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Do I need vids?
March 25, 2001, 09:19:00 PM
I don't think I need to make any videos of any of my times(except deap sea), but if need be.......I am here for you http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3861
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Ahh.....Huston......We have a problem.......
March 25, 2001, 09:11:00 PM
Hmm......there might be an explanation, but I'm sure everybody checks their tapes all the way through before sending them off.

The tape had P.D on it (Perfect Dark) so the tape was clearly marked, and I don't think you would be able to accidentely tape over it when the tape is clearly labelled.

-K..
#3862
Archived Goldeneye / Yes! 0:17 Archives Agent
March 25, 2001, 09:03:00 PM
Hahaha.........actually what I meant to say was when I learn 1.2.........I'm gonna go edit that now.

-K..
#3863
Archived Goldeneye / The Tape
March 25, 2001, 08:02:00 PM
I can hear Wes, he is saying "Send the Tape to K..........Send the tape K.........m'kay......"

I'm sure everyone here would rather you send the tape to me because they want to see the vids. And I will put the vids online because I have a lot of spare time(especially since the holidays are in 2 weeks (hint, hint tim).

I'm sure Wes would agree.

-K..
#3864
Archived Goldeneye / Yes! 0:17 Archives Agent
March 25, 2001, 08:02:00 PM
I will get 0:17 when I learn 1.2......

-K..
#3865
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Ahh.....Huston......We have a problem.......
March 25, 2001, 07:48:00 PM
I was, ever so innocently scrolling through darkestmatt's tape the other day. After an hour and a half or so the tape flipped over to what appeared to be the end of Deep Impact (great movie). Then after the final half hour of that it then broke into Mission Hill, a program on the Comedy Channel. After a couple of episodes of that the tape ended.

Hmm.....was this done on purpose Matt? I didn't see a completed run of infiltration or your scrolling times.

-K..

#3866
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / What does your total game timer read?
March 25, 2001, 07:42:00 PM
Mine reads 4 days 2 hours.

-K..
#3867
Archived Goldeneye / why not :54 or :53?
March 25, 2001, 07:35:00 PM
Surface 1 would be 52 seconds.

Train would be 1:10.

I am working on control I have found one glitch which saves a couple of seconds. Maybe you do it even though you don't know about, but I'm sure many people don't use it......

-K..
#3868
Archived Goldeneye / The Tape
March 24, 2001, 08:08:00 AM
Why send it to Wes when you could send it to me? It doesn't cost anything more. I think Wes would think that it would be more logical to send the tape to me. Wes wouldn't be able to get the vids online, and I could.

-K..
#3869
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Close, so ver very close
March 24, 2001, 02:42:00 AM
Hehe I beat you to it Matt, I am now in the 5 minute club with 4:06 on rescue PA and 4:41 on Attack Ship PA.

-K..
#3870
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / How long did it take?
March 24, 2001, 12:34:00 AM
1.2 is so frustrating....

-K..
#3871
Archived Goldeneye / The Tape
March 23, 2001, 08:37:00 PM
Tim, wouldn't it be better to send the tape to me? I can get the videos up straight away. Isn't that what everyone wants for clear videos with no defects of wouter's times? http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

I know Wes won't put the vids up for a while(for whatever reasons) so could you send the vids to me?

-K..
#3872
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / How long did it take?
March 23, 2001, 08:33:00 PM
It's not Paragon's superior 1.2 skills that makes him how good he is.

-K..
#3873
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / How long did it take?
March 23, 2001, 05:25:00 AM
How long did it take for all of you 1.2 users to learn 1.2 good enough to go for fast times??

I want to know roughly how long it should take me to learn 1.2 as good as paragon http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3874
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Close, so ver very close
March 23, 2001, 04:56:00 AM
Take off Escape PA I just got 4:59 http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3875
Archived Goldeneye / Sorry guys........................................
March 23, 2001, 04:50:00 AM
Maybe wouter is like me,
and likes to say things that are't important
but still likes to say them anyway
just to make people think you are weird,
Sometimes it's fun just to be stupid all the time
like I do with my friends
But I don't always act weird,
just sometimes
but people know how I really act.

Wouter does it all the time though http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">
Dutch people are funny, just like me http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">
Dutch people rule http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

this is cool talking this way http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

hehe

</talking like wouter>

http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3876
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Close, so ver very close
March 23, 2001, 01:57:00 AM
I have left........

Rescue PA: 6:33
Escape PA: 7:25
Attack Ship PA: 5:15

-K..
#3877
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / When will Paragon play again?
March 22, 2001, 05:46:00 PM
Ass is american.

-K..
#3878
Archived Goldeneye / New trick discovered by me..
March 22, 2001, 05:42:00 PM
See I added the smiley so that makes it ok http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3879
Archived Goldeneye / New trick discovered by me..
March 21, 2001, 10:47:00 PM
The hostages run away when the hostage taker dissapears totally. It doesn't matter what you do to the hostage.

The trick is useless http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3880
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / kinda weird...
March 21, 2001, 06:42:00 PM
It's a game..............

-K..
#3881
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / kinda weird...
March 21, 2001, 05:54:00 PM
I'm guessing she has the gun extensions in her back pocket.

-K..
#3882
Archived Goldeneye / New wr SMILEYS.
March 21, 2001, 05:31:00 PM
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#3884
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / wow........
March 21, 2001, 07:31:00 AM
I improved a few minutes of my total PD time today, and I will improve my time by a few more minutes tomorrow.

-K..
#3885
Archived Goldeneye / Sorry guys........................................
March 21, 2001, 06:28:00 AM
That totally sucks Matthijs, hopefully you can still use the internet while you are at school or something.

-K..
#3886
Archived Goldeneye / ExpertGamer, I need help....
March 21, 2001, 03:00:00 AM
I couldn't see ANYTHING I said, I didn't see which path you took.

-K..
#3887
Archived Goldeneye / Yet another update...
March 21, 2001, 01:49:00 AM
By my account I am the best in the world http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3888
Archived Goldeneye / My Tape :)
March 21, 2001, 01:46:00 AM
Wes also said he would put my vids on his site.........
#3889
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Funky Buddha
March 20, 2001, 06:12:00 AM
Damnit FB what is your e-mail address! I want to know what it is.

-K..
#3890
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / wow........
March 20, 2001, 05:05:00 AM
Not a maian PA WR but I knocked off one more minute with 4:59 on escape SA. I think that it is safe to say that I am now under the 4 hour mark for both goldeneye and perfect dark.

-K..
#3891
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / wow........
March 20, 2001, 04:15:00 AM
I just got 2:27 on SA which I believe is the PAL WR, now I will play PA and get the PA PAL WR.

-K..
#3892
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / wow........
March 20, 2001, 03:47:00 AM
I just knocked off about 6 minutes then because i just got 3:36 on Maian SOS on PA, I will try this level on SA and get a better time.....

-K..
#3893
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Funky Buddha
March 20, 2001, 03:44:00 AM
FB, just saying you have msn isn't any help, what is your e-mail address?

-K..
#3894
Archived Goldeneye / My goals..........
March 20, 2001, 02:06:00 AM
I can't think of anything interesting to posts so I thought I would just post my goals for the future. I will be getting a new controller soon, so that will improve my playing ability slightly.

Anyways, my goals....

Dam SA: 1:22
Facility A: 0:51 SA: 1:02 OOA: 1:02
Surface 1 SA: 1:55
Statue OOA: 2:31
Archives A: 0:17 OOA: 0:58
Streets SA: 1:59 OOA: 2:00
Train A:1:14 SA: 1:46 OOA: 2:16 (strat tweaking)
Cradle SA: 0:43
Egyptian OOA: 0:55

Most of these goals should come pretty soon, I'm very confident, especially with train.

-K..
#3895
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I got Darkestmatt's tape......
March 19, 2001, 05:51:00 PM
I got the tape yesterday and I am in the process of watching it. I will tell you what is on the tape when I finish with it..........

And I will also put an infiltration vid online.

-K..
#3896
Archived Goldeneye / The race.......
March 19, 2001, 06:40:00 AM
hmmmmmm.......

-K..
#3897
Archived Goldeneye / The race.......
March 19, 2001, 06:38:00 AM
I know everything about cheat posting, everything. So any queries should come straight to me.

-K..
#3898
Archived Goldeneye / The race.......
March 19, 2001, 06:38:00 AM
I know everything about cheat posting, everything. So any queries should come straight to me.

-K..
#3899
Archived Goldeneye / The race.......
March 19, 2001, 06:38:00 AM
I know everything about cheat posting, everything. So any queries should come straight to me.

-K..
#3900
Archived Goldeneye / The race.......
March 19, 2001, 06:38:00 AM
I know everything about cheat posting, everything. So any queries should come straight to me.

-K..
#3901
Archived Goldeneye / The race.......
March 19, 2001, 06:38:00 AM
I know everything about cheat posting, everything. So any queries should come straight to me.

-K..
#3902
Archived Goldeneye / The race.......
March 19, 2001, 06:38:00 AM
I know everything about cheat posting, everything. So any queries should come straight to me.

-K..
#3903
Archived Goldeneye / The race.......
March 19, 2001, 06:38:00 AM
I know everything about cheat posting, everything. So any queries should come straight to me.

-K..
#3904
Archived Goldeneye / The race.......
March 19, 2001, 06:38:00 AM
I know everything about cheat posting, everything. So any queries should come straight to me.

-K..
#3905
Archived Goldeneye / The race.......
March 19, 2001, 06:38:00 AM
I know everything about cheat posting, everything. So any queries should come straight to me.

-K..
#3906
Archived Goldeneye / The race.......
March 19, 2001, 06:38:00 AM
I know everything about cheat posting, everything. So any queries should come straight to me.

-K..
#3907
Archived Goldeneye / The race.......
March 19, 2001, 06:37:00 AM
I know everything about cheat posting, everything. So any queries should come straight to me.

-K..
#3908
Archived Goldeneye / Perfect DIE brings luck!
March 19, 2001, 06:35:00 AM
...............shit...................

-K..
#3909
Archived Goldeneye / The race.......
March 19, 2001, 04:55:00 AM
I can't click as fast as I want, I have a 33.3k modem....If I could click as fast as I want I would have won yesterday.....

-K..
#3910
Archived Goldeneye / WRs to update
March 19, 2001, 02:39:00 AM
my last name is a short o, as in "job" with an "st on the end...

-K..
#3911
Archived Goldeneye / ExpertGamer, I need help....
March 19, 2001, 02:26:00 AM
Chris sent me the statue vids and I watched them, but the movies are too dark to see ANYTHING! I could see nothing at all, except faint outlines......

-K..
#3912
Archived Goldeneye / The race.......
March 19, 2001, 01:48:00 AM
Yeah well it's easy for you because you have cable (I'm assuming)...........

-K..
#3913
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 05:35:00 AM
shit I suck at this....

-K..
#3914
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 05:33:00 AM
...

-KArl
#3915
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 05:31:00 AM
Let me try something....

-K..
#3916
Archived Goldeneye / Does anybody ever look in the GoldenEye 2 forum?
March 17, 2001, 05:22:00 AM
yes.........yes ineed.........

-K..
#3917
Archived Goldeneye / Sterling...The Dutch &quot;conspiracy&quot;
March 17, 2001, 05:19:00 AM
Sterling, you still haven't explained the aliens taking over the world.....

-K..
#3918
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 05:18:00 AM
that's it now it's war......

-K..
#3919
Archived Goldeneye / WRs to update
March 17, 2001, 04:56:00 AM
I hope you people pronounce my last name like J-obst and not Y-obst..........It's so annoying when people call me K.. Yobst.

-K..
#3920
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / wow........
March 17, 2001, 04:28:00 AM
hehe I went from 400 posts to 2500 posts......

-K..
#3921
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:23:00 AM
this will be a big jump....

-K..
#3922
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:12:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3923
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:12:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3924
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:12:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3925
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:12:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3926
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:12:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3927
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:12:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3928
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:12:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3929
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:12:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3930
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:12:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3931
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:12:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3932
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:12:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3933
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:12:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3934
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:12:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3935
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:12:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3936
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:12:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3937
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:12:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3938
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:12:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3939
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:12:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3940
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:12:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3941
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:12:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3942
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:12:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3943
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:11:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3944
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:11:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3945
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:11:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3946
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:11:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3947
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:11:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3948
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:11:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3949
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:11:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3950
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:11:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3951
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:11:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3952
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:11:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3953
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:11:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3954
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:11:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3955
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:11:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3956
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:11:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3957
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:11:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3958
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:11:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3959
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:06:00 AM
Yep, now I know everything about it.....

-K..
#3960
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:04:00 AM
finishing the test.....

-K..
#3961
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:03:00 AM
testing still.....I thought I had it all figured out....

-K..
#3962
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 03:55:00 AM
.

#3963
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 03:52:00 AM
I have it all figured out.....

-K..
#3964
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 03:51:00 AM
testing something out......

-K..
#3965
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 03:47:00 AM
sweet

-K..
#3966
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 03:42:00 AM
raking in the posts........
#3967
Archived Goldeneye / The race.......
March 17, 2001, 03:36:00 AM
.
#3968
Archived Goldeneye / The race.......
March 17, 2001, 03:29:00 AM
...
#3969
Archived Goldeneye / The race.......
March 17, 2001, 03:28:00 AM
I am already off to a good start......
#3970
Archived Goldeneye / The race.......
March 17, 2001, 03:26:00 AM
first to get 10 000 posts..........let the race begin....

-K..
#3971
Archived Goldeneye / The race........
March 17, 2001, 03:24:00 AM
d'oh this posted twice.....please ignore this....

-K..
#3972
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 03:08:00 AM
actually you might be able to beat my World record, if you do 2 posts and it says they were made in the same second.....should be possible.......perhaps......

By the way ringwraith, what is your AIM/MSN/ICQ name/e-mail/numbers???

-K..
#3973
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 03:06:00 AM
Nice time Ringwraith, 7 secs......pretty good for a full extra word.....

-K..







#3974
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 03:01:00 AM
Yep now my sig is complete

-K..
#3975
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 03:01:00 AM
seeing if my sig changed.....

-K..
#3976
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 02:59:00 AM
Check out my new sig....

-K..
#3977
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 02:54:00 AM
sweet 1 second! I'd like to see someone try and beat that! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3978
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 02:53:00 AM
wow 2 secs........









ff
#3979
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 02:53:00 AM
wow 2 secs........









f
#3980
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 02:52:00 AM
how fast can I post twice........let me see.......










ff
#3981
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 02:52:00 AM
how fast can I post twice........let me see.......










f
#3982
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 02:43:00 AM
Yep, I have deffinetely made an interesting discovery.......

http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3983
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 02:42:00 AM
I think I have made an interesting discovery...

-K..
#3984
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 02:41:00 AM
Wow something is going wrong here........

-K..
#3985
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 02:40:00 AM
Just testing something........

-K..
#3986
Archived Goldeneye / Nerdie Nerds..
March 17, 2001, 02:38:00 AM
yes...........very interesting........

well, not really http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3987
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 02:37:00 AM
I did..........a little something.........http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Not hacking though.......just some precision clicking on the "Add Reply" button http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3988
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 02:30:00 AM
Oh wow now it did http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3989
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 02:29:00 AM
d'oh, that didn't work....let me try again.......

-K..
#3990
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 02:27:00 AM
see......I have made a big jump but have only posted one new message............

-K..
#3991
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 02:27:00 AM
I just found out a way to get stacks of posts towards your name but only post one message! My post count now would be 468, and then I will post again and it will be a big jump......

-K..
#3992
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 02:25:00 AM
....

-K..
#3993
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 02:23:00 AM
I have never even thought about spamming

-K..
#3994
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 02:23:00 AM
never.......

-K..
#3995
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 02:22:00 AM
I have never spammed............

-K..
#3996
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Tape No.2
March 17, 2001, 12:11:00 AM
Where do you live Carnski?

-K..
#3997
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / wow........
March 16, 2001, 11:21:00 PM
I just cut 20 minutes off my total time by getting 5:15 on Attack ship PA and 2:32 on Infiltration PA(my 2 worst levels). I am getting closer to my goal of 2:30:00 in total time so that I can be under 4:00:00 in total time for both goldeneye and perfect dark......

-K..
#3998
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
March 16, 2001, 08:22:00 PM
hmmm.......did the pics arrive ?
#3999
Archived Goldeneye / Sterling...The Dutch &quot;conspiracy&quot;
March 16, 2001, 08:17:00 PM
*hears cradle music play in the background*

This is odd, I don't know if it's bad but I wonder why sterling said he got 4:45 on control OOA and didn't send it to Wes or Derek, and said that he never said he got 4:45, and tried to cover up this major conspiracy about aliens taking over the world............

..............

-K..
#4000
Archived Goldeneye / Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
March 16, 2001, 08:06:00 PM
I'm going to get 1:22........in good time........

Congrats Tim.

-K..
#4001
Archived Goldeneye / ExpertGamer, I need help....
March 16, 2001, 07:58:00 AM
Homestead sucks so much it's not funny. I hate homestead, I want to kill it.........

really, I want to kill homestead..........

I need a vid of 2:31..........I need it now.......

-K..
#4002
Archived Goldeneye / ExpertGamer, I need help....
March 16, 2001, 03:14:00 AM
I can't download the movies, it says I can't make a connection with the host. Come on Expert put the movies on the pdept, now I have to wait to see it.

-K..
#4003
Archived Goldeneye / I am off for a week..............
March 10, 2001, 05:55:00 AM
I got banned from the comp because I got in trouble, not because I spend too much time on it.

BTW I'm secretly using the comp while my parents are at a party http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4004
Archived Goldeneye / I am off for a week..............
March 08, 2001, 06:11:00 AM
I got in trouble today (don't ask why) so I am being banned from the computer for a week.

I might be able to check up on the boards at school though, but not often.

See ya........

This also might mean no goldeneye for a week but maybe I can play...

-K..
#4005
Archived Goldeneye / My page needs new memeber..
March 08, 2001, 02:53:00 AM
Eise would I be able to join? I'm not dutch but I'm still part of the commonwealth! Wait, is the netherlands part of the commonwealth?

I wish I lived in the netherlands http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4006
Archived Goldeneye / Sweet run on Bunker 2 Secret Agent!!!!!
March 07, 2001, 06:12:00 PM
You are REALLY, REALLY lucky you didn't get 1:02 http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4007
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
March 07, 2001, 07:47:00 AM
actually, 26 secs is theoretically possible. If you get boosted twice and out the door extremely fast, and the run itself would have to be perfect, and one slap for the first guard in the back of the head.

-K..
#4008
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
March 07, 2001, 07:46:00 AM
I'm pretty sure Paragon didn't use it, or I'm sure he would of said he didn't. 26 secs is not possible.

-K..
#4009
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
March 07, 2001, 05:47:00 AM
Yes!

Bunker 1 SA: 0:27

Sweet http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4010
Archived Goldeneye / Cradle Video
March 07, 2001, 04:44:00 AM
I have no idea how you worked that out.......

-K..
#4011
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
March 07, 2001, 12:03:00 AM
Surface 1 SA: 1:56
Surface 1 OOA: 1:55

-K..
#4012
Archived Goldeneye / I'm getting better at Aztec:)
March 06, 2001, 09:02:00 PM
Those automatic bank tellers are shortened to ATM not ITM.

-K..
#4013
Archived Goldeneye / I'm getting better at Aztec:)
March 06, 2001, 09:01:00 PM
An automatic teller machine is shortened to ATM not ITM.

-K..
#4014
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
March 06, 2001, 08:07:00 PM
1:10 Jungle OOA

-K..
#4015
Archived Goldeneye / Jungle OO agent without the body armour..........
March 06, 2001, 07:08:00 PM
You can't open my vids from the current location you have to download them to disk.

I'm trying jungle at the moment and I had a complete run without the body armour and got 1:10, but I didn't collect ammo off the first guard so I had to kill another one, then I stuffed up on Xenia, but I completed it and got 1:10 on tape, I'm trying for faster though.

-K..
#4016
Archived Goldeneye / I'm getting better at Aztec:)
March 06, 2001, 06:15:00 PM
Maybe he has already proved that he is a sweet player....

-K..
#4017
Archived Goldeneye / Jungle OO agent without the body armour..........
March 06, 2001, 07:47:00 AM
Wouter have you seen my jungle vid?

-K..
#4018
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
March 06, 2001, 06:28:00 AM
1:03 facility SA

-K..
#4019
Archived Goldeneye / Cradle Video
March 06, 2001, 05:14:00 AM
MLM, I talked to sterling over aim and we worked it out, but I don't think anyone else would know why I complained because they don't listen to any conversations me and sterling.

I know that Sterling had good intentions but the way I read it made me think he was purposely stating the obvious. Because sterling said he was trying to help after the first post but in the first post all he said was that he does it a slower and way but he still gets 0:38, maybe that's not so bad the first time but he used to do that more than once over aim. It just seems a bit intimidating that someone would say you are going slow but doesn't say where you are going slow, or say that he did it a slower way but doesn't say how he did it.

I'm just saying that being the rank Sterling is in the world he should watch how he says things to the people underneath him, because they can take it the wrong way like me. It was more like Sterling stating the obvious that he is better.

Also, I am not blind and I know if I make a mistake. I never said any of my runs were perfect, I think I felt a bit intimidated by sterling always saying what was wrong with my vids(or saying I do some parts slower and then not saying how I could improve them).

But we have worked it out.............

Oh and about Wes and what he said, he purposely said what he said to make it look as though I only passed him because he wasn't playing and I couldn't pass him if he kept playing. He made the statement out of the blew and in a topic that didn't connect with the post whatsoever....

oh and Derek I was talking to Mallow when I said it would help if I knew what they were.

-K..
#4020
Archived Goldeneye / Cradle Video
March 06, 2001, 01:58:00 AM
I think you are the one getting Cut up about this Wes. You are even try to make excuses for me passing you. Can't someone have a bit of fun? You think I say that I'm the official strat master because I think I'm the best, maybe I have a little thing called a sense of humour.

I"m sorry if you don't find goldeneye interesting anymore but that doesn't mean you can take the fun away from everyone else. I'm sorry if I'm very happy if I get a world record and I express it maybe too much but just because you don't find it interesting doesn't mean that I can't have fun with it.

This is just kids playing a video game and you take it WAY, WAY, WAY too seriously. Maybe you forget that I am just a kid not some 70 year old wise elder.

-K..
#4021
Archived Goldeneye / Jungle OO agent without the body armour..........
March 05, 2001, 05:32:00 PM
Sterling I have made it to the last hallway several times now. and once at the end I had near full health and I died because the bottles exploded and killed me. I'll do it without the body armour....

-K..
#4022
Archived Goldeneye / Best Possible Times
March 05, 2001, 07:37:00 AM
it's possiblem I've done it before, but I had to go back then try it again, it'll just take a lot of luck, no one has really tried it....I might try it on wednesday....

-K..
#4023
Archived Goldeneye / Cradle Video
March 05, 2001, 06:31:00 AM
it would help if I knew what they were.....

-K..
#4024
Archived Goldeneye / Jungle OO agent without the body armour..........
March 05, 2001, 05:01:00 AM
If you watch my video of 1:11 on OOA you will think "holy shit". The reason you will think that is because I got shot once going through the jungle, I didn't get shot at xenia, I got shot twice by the guard on the ramp but if I shot him I wouldn't of gotten hit at all.

So first the through room in the cave I should have only been shot once. Then I get shot once by the drone gun on top of the ladder, and then I don't get shot at the end. Plus I used the grenade launcher to boost myself on the last drone gun......and that took a few bars off.

So all in all I should have really only been shot twice, and I still would of had enough health to boost myself. So my video proves that Jungle OOA is possible without the body armour.

I might try tonight and see if it's possible (which it is) and get a run without the body armour on tape.

-K..
#4025
Archived Goldeneye / Jungle OOA.......
March 05, 2001, 03:57:00 AM
Now just to work on agent.....

-K..
#4026
Archived Goldeneye / Jungle OOA.......
March 05, 2001, 03:56:00 AM
okay I just got 1:11 on OOA, and I got it on tape. It was a pretty sweet run but I could of killed Xenia faster, plus I got hit back 2 times by the guard on the ramp the runs up to the left.

All in all, this basically shows you the strat to get 1:09, but I think wouter does it differently, I do the end fast too.

-K..
#4027
Archived Goldeneye / Jungle OOA.......
March 05, 2001, 03:29:00 AM
I just got 1:12 but there are a lot of improvements I can make. First of all I strafed kinda sloppy near the 3rd drone gun. Then I could of gone faster on Xenia. Then on the first drone gun up the ladder it hit me a few times....so I could of done that but 2 secs faster. I really think you can beat 1:09, I might be able to get 1:08, but we will have to see.

From this point on I am taping.....

-K..
#4028
Archived Goldeneye / Cradle Video
March 05, 2001, 02:08:00 AM
Thanks Derek......BTW do you have AIM or MSN or ICQ?

-K..
#4029
Archived Goldeneye / They will be mine, oh yes, they will be mine......
March 05, 2001, 01:49:00 AM
Hehe, ok, through the jungle I used the strat in Tim's vid, but I did the end totally different and totally faster and I have no idea why you don't do it like I do...I'm gonna go make a vid of it....

-K..
#4030
Archived Goldeneye / Cradle Video
March 05, 2001, 01:47:00 AM
Sterling I didn't take it that seriously, I'm not having p.m.s it's just annoying what you say sometimes. In the first post you didn't help me at all. You didn't say how you did it or how I did it differently, all you said in the post is how you did it slower and got the same time and I should of gotten 0:36 or whatever. That's saying that I went slow, but you didn't say anything about how I could of gone faster. That is why I get the wrong impression all of the time, you say all you want to do is help but you didn't give me any tips or anything.

-K..
#4031
Archived Goldeneye / Hello
March 04, 2001, 05:42:00 PM
can't someone just say hello?

-K..
#4032
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
March 04, 2001, 05:37:00 PM
Derek there is no way you can get back to the helicopter at 37 seconds. I usually get there around 33 seconds and I'm pretty sure the fastest you can get back to the helicopter is 34.

Oh and Jungle SA: 1:04 (for friday)

-K..
#4033
Archived Goldeneye / Derek, my new WR's....
March 04, 2001, 05:31:00 PM
....and 1:04 on jungle SA.....

-K..
#4034
Archived Goldeneye / Best Possible Times
March 04, 2001, 05:27:00 PM
Lower the Surface 2 Agent time to 0:52 and the SA time to 0:53, everyone always forgets this.

-K..
#4035
Archived Goldeneye / Cradle Video
March 04, 2001, 05:23:00 PM
By the way Sterling stop saying all of my videos are slow. I couldn't care less if they were slow. I would appreciate it if you kept your oppinions to yourself.

-K..
#4036
Archived Goldeneye / Cradle Video
March 04, 2001, 03:10:00 AM
What did I do differently Sterling? Is my way faster?

-K..
#4037
Archived Goldeneye / frigate!!!!!!!
March 03, 2001, 07:43:00 AM
It will have to wait until monday...

-K..
#4038
Archived Goldeneye / They will be mine, oh yes, they will be mine......
March 03, 2001, 07:41:00 AM
You'll have to wait a couple of days for the video to be online, but until then.......http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

I also think I have a OO Agent strat that will give me a time around 1:10, it's a really fast and really sweet strat that I made all by my little self.

You know I AM the Official Goldeneye Srat Master http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4039
Archived Goldeneye / They will be mine, oh yes, they will be mine......
March 03, 2001, 07:01:00 AM
Oh I also forgot to say that I got it on tape http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4040
Archived Goldeneye / They will be mine, oh yes, they will be mine......
March 03, 2001, 07:00:00 AM
Hmmm....now I think I might work on OO agent using the same strat.....

-K..
#4041
Archived Goldeneye / They will be mine, oh yes, they will be mine......
March 03, 2001, 06:55:00 AM
Booyah! Jungle Secret Agent 1:04!!!!

SSSWWWWWEEEEEEEEEETTTTTT!!!!!!!

Hmmmm...is it that I was lucky or is it that I rule....

I think it's because of the latter http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4042
Archived Goldeneye / They will be mine, oh yes, they will be mine......
March 03, 2001, 06:20:00 AM
I will get 4:09 on control agent, and 1:04 on jungle SA. I think around 1:02 or 1:01 are possible on Jungle SA. I mean I have a way faster strat than the one I saw in Tim's vid so.....I think I can go about 2 secs faster.....

-K..
#4043
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
March 03, 2001, 04:23:00 AM
Jungle SA: 1:08 (soon to be 1:04)

-K..
#4044
Archived Goldeneye / Sterling, Control Agent......
March 03, 2001, 04:22:00 AM
I already go up the stairs and open the door for natalya.

-K..
#4045
Archived Goldeneye / Sterling, Control Agent......
March 03, 2001, 02:08:00 AM
k...

-K..
#4046
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
March 03, 2001, 02:06:00 AM
Surface 1 OOA: 1:56
Control Agent: 4:12
Aztec Agent: 2:07

-K..
#4047
Archived Goldeneye / Sterling, Control Agent......
March 03, 2001, 02:00:00 AM
Or anyone who has 4:13.......

-K..
#4048
Archived Goldeneye / frigate!!!!!!!
March 02, 2001, 11:41:00 PM
it takes a while to get the hostages to escape but I might try a little bit and see if I can get a 27 or 28 run anyway.

-K..
#4049
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Will we Break 1:46:00?
March 02, 2001, 09:15:00 PM
After a while all the Perfect Dark times will start being "perfected". I bet most of you record holders find mistakes in your World Record runs? Well after a while people will get flawless World Records, with no mistakes.

So, a lot of time can be taken off, you just don't know it yet.

-K..
#4050
Archived Goldeneye / Sterling, Control Agent......
March 02, 2001, 08:58:00 PM
Sterling when you got your 4:10 did you have to wait at the end for natalya to escape or did she escape before you even got there? I just got 4:12 but I had to wait at the elelvator for about 4 or 5 seconds.

Did you have to wait?

-K..
#4051
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Carrying the Elite beyond 1:47.......
March 02, 2001, 06:56:00 PM
I'm going to play Deep Sea SA a lot today so hopefully I can get a time around 3:15 and take 10 secs off the total time.

-K..
#4052
Archived Goldeneye / Aztec 2:42 ooa movie (!!)
March 02, 2001, 06:51:00 PM
If you ignore the guys in the first room they usually all die by a grenade explosion.

-K..
#4053
Archived Goldeneye / Some B-S times I saw
March 02, 2001, 06:46:00 PM
They are BS times out of 64 magazine. Everyone cheats in that mag.

-K..
#4054
Archived Goldeneye / The apocalypse has begun.........
March 02, 2001, 08:13:00 AM
Thanks Craig http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Although if I do become Number 1 it won't be for a while.....

No, WHEN I become Number 1 it won't be for a while.....

http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4055
Archived Goldeneye / Derek, my new WR's....
March 02, 2001, 07:12:00 AM
Add Bunker 2 SA 1:03 for me

-K..
#4056
Archived Goldeneye / Aztec 2:42 ooa movie (!!)
March 02, 2001, 07:11:00 AM
Sweet, it has shown me one or 2 tips. I might try aztec OOA some time, but for the time being I have crappier times to improve.

-K..
#4057
Archived Goldeneye / The apocalypse has begun.........
March 02, 2001, 07:09:00 AM
Hmm.....If my calculations are correct, I will pass Steven Zwartjes in the next update as well......

-K..
#4058
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
March 02, 2001, 07:06:00 AM
Well, it's not 0:43, but 0:44 on cradle SA will do for now http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4059
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
March 02, 2001, 06:02:00 AM
Bunker 2 OO Agent: 1:24
Cradle OO Agent: 0:46

Now just to get 0:43 on cradle SA........

-K..
#4060
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
March 02, 2001, 02:04:00 AM
Bunker 2 SA: 1:03

-K..
#4061
Archived Goldeneye / Finally, I new Bunker 2 SA World Record
March 01, 2001, 05:40:00 PM
Bunker 2 Secret Agent: 1:03

Sweet as sugar http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4062
Archived Goldeneye / The apocalypse has begun.........
March 01, 2001, 05:38:00 PM
HAHAHAHA! Don't count on it! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4063
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
March 01, 2001, 05:29:00 AM
Depot Agent: 0:27
Depot Secret Agent: 0:48
Cradle Agent: 0:38
Facility Agent: 0:52
Bunker 2 Secret Agent: 1:06 (soon to be 1:01 http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> )

-K..
#4064
Archived Goldeneye / The apocalypse has begun.........
March 01, 2001, 05:24:00 AM
Just as your signs have told you Wes the opocalypse has begun......

In the next update you will be 6th place in the world rankings.......

It has begun, beware......

-K..
#4065
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / How Long will Paragonx9 keep the #1 spot ?
March 01, 2001, 03:33:00 AM
It's Sterling's ability to "achieve" World Records that makes him the best. If Wouter had arrived sooner, Sterling would of had the competition sooner and therefore would have gotten way more times by now.

-K..
#4066
Archived Goldeneye / Derek, my new WR's....
March 01, 2001, 02:37:00 AM
Here are some World Records of mine that I would like you to add to your site....

Runway Agent: 0:23
Bunker 2 agent: 0:27
Depot Agent: 0:27
Cradle Agent: 0:38 http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

And also Matthijs ten Ham got 1:11 on silo agent so add that too please.

-K..
#4067
Archived Goldeneye / Depot 00 agent movie available
March 01, 2001, 01:46:00 AM
Dude I have a 57 second vid online....

-K..
#4068
Archived Goldeneye / Karl can you do me a favor..
February 28, 2001, 09:08:00 PM
Tonight I will be trying for 0:27 secs on depot agent and 0:57 on surface 2 SA, so I might not be able to play Train SA.

If I get both 27 secs and 57 secs I will play a bit of train SA and put it online.

For now though I have 2 vids that will be put online tonight, they are 27 secs on bunker 2 and 48 secs on dept SA.

-K..
#4069
Archived Goldeneye / NEW SILO AGENT WR, AND ON TAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 27, 2001, 05:33:00 PM
Grrr....I am really going to have to play silo agent tonight and get the World record again....

-K..
#4070
Archived Goldeneye / Karl can you do me a favor..
February 27, 2001, 05:27:00 PM
I could probably play it tonight and get a good run on tape...

-K..
#4071
Archived Goldeneye / A huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders....
February 27, 2001, 07:58:00 AM
Wow I just got 0:40 on cradle agent. That is SO MUCH BETTER then my old time of 0:45 and I have dreading that time for over 6 months. I have no idea why but I couldn't kill trevelyan ever! But tonight I started to use the double ZMG-fire-at-the-same-time thing and I killed him a lot more times and got 0:40.

Woohoo now my agent total time is 22:28!

-K..
#4072
Archived Goldeneye / Longest Standing Record?
February 27, 2001, 04:38:00 AM
The longest standing OO agent record is 2:29 on Statue by Sterling, I'm guessing that goes for Secret agent as well.

I think the longest standing Agent world records would be close between Dam and surface 2.

I remember Eise being the first person to get 24 secs on runway SA and I think that was only at the beginning of last year.

-K..
#4073
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 26, 2001, 05:19:00 PM
0:23 runway agent
0:27 bunker 2 agent
1:12 silo agent
0:54 egyptian SA
0:40 runway OO agent

-K..
#4074
Archived Goldeneye / 23 Secs on runway going online!!!!
February 26, 2001, 07:10:00 AM
Awesome! 2 new times!

0:54 egyptian SA
0:40 runway OO agent (finally!)

Today is my lucky day..... http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)">

-K..
#4075
Archived Goldeneye / 23 Secs on runway going online!!!!
February 26, 2001, 06:04:00 AM
Actually, my next time will be 1:12 on silo agent! I might try depot agent tonight but it will be tough.

-K..
#4076
Archived Goldeneye / 23 Secs on runway going online!!!!
February 26, 2001, 04:31:00 AM
Sweet I just got 27 secs on bunker 2 agent! sweet, next will be 27 secs on depot agent...

-K..
#4077
Archived Goldeneye / 23 Secs on runway going online!!!!
February 26, 2001, 02:53:00 AM
thanks dude

-K..
#4078
Archived Goldeneye / 23 Secs on runway going online!!!!
February 26, 2001, 02:43:00 AM
Sweet dude I just got 23 seconds on runway agent! And I got it on tape! And I put it on my comp! And I sent it to Expert Gamer! And he put it online!

WOOHOO!

24.29.14.51/K../K...html

SWEET DUDE!

-K..
#4079
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / My Tape
February 25, 2001, 08:16:00 PM
Yeah, just as Octoinky said, if you are as good as you claim to be you should be able to get near most of your runs easily. Most of the goldeneye vids I have online were done in a day, it's easy to get a time near your best.

When I sit down and try and get a time for proof I sometime sit and play for 2 hours trying to get a really good run. So, maybe that's how long you have to play to do it. but, you still have to do it, no matter how long it takes.

-K..
#4080
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / My Tape
February 25, 2001, 07:43:00 PM
Carnski it looks like you are trying to get out of providing the proof we want. It's simple, you give us how much proof we ask for, you're in the elite, if you argue and don't provide, you don't join, it's as simple as that.

Argueing yourself out of proof won't get you into the elite, maybe you should spend more time trying to get more runs on tape instead of argueing on the boards.

-K..
#4081
Archived Goldeneye / OK enough time, here are MY new times g/l Wouter..
February 25, 2001, 05:49:00 PM
Sterling remember what we said.....

http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4082
Archived Goldeneye / Pick a proof, any proof, every proof's a winner :)
February 23, 2001, 11:49:00 PM
Haha Valentin your wish is my command http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

I'm sending my new caverns SA vid of 1:38 to expert http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4083
Archived Goldeneye / karl?
February 23, 2001, 07:34:00 PM
Hehe, sorry about what I said before Wouter, I'm going to claim back my train records... http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4084
Archived Goldeneye / He Karl
February 23, 2001, 07:31:00 PM
Sure you can use it http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4085
Archived Goldeneye / Pick a proof, any proof, every proof's a winner :)
February 23, 2001, 08:28:00 AM
I added silo SA 1:22 to the site and 1:16 on train agent will come tomorrow. Hmm...what will I put on tomorrow? Maybe some bunker 2....

-K..
#4086
Archived Goldeneye / karl?
February 23, 2001, 08:26:00 AM
Sweet I just got 1:16 train agent on tape so I can put the vid online tomorrow....sweet....

-K..
#4087
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 23, 2001, 02:08:00 AM
Hehe, try doing aztec like I do in the vid http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4088
Archived Goldeneye / Pick a proof, any proof, every proof's a winner :)
February 23, 2001, 02:07:00 AM
come on I want to know what vids you want me to put online. I don't have anymore times on tape but I could fairly easily play for a couple of hours and get any time you want http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  Then I could send it to expert straight away.

-K..
#4089
Archived Goldeneye / karl?
February 23, 2001, 01:46:00 AM
I have no idea why you can't beat 1:21 Sterling. You watched the video, 1:18 came up, what else is there to it? Obviously I went fast in the run but you could see I stuffed up at the end.

-K..
#4090
Archived Goldeneye / karl?
February 22, 2001, 05:46:00 PM
sweet......
#4091
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 22, 2001, 05:40:00 PM
Silo Sa 1:24

Going for the world record here......

-K..
#4092
Archived Goldeneye / karl?
February 22, 2001, 05:37:00 PM
I think the reason I got 1:18 is because I did the first 4 cars hella fast. I the 2 first cars without flaw so that's why I got the time.

I cut the locks really slow in the video because I was shaking http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  I usually go a lot faster....

-K..
#4093
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Post new PAL records here
February 22, 2001, 05:32:00 PM
I play, and I'm gonna get a low of PAL world records too.....

-K..
#4094
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / What time's will I need to prove to get added ?
February 22, 2001, 05:25:00 AM
If you truely are as good as you say you are you should be able to get a lot of good runs quite easily.

-K..
#4095
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / ADD ME!
February 22, 2001, 02:16:00 AM
Hehe...last updated August 18th http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4096
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Where did you come up with your name??
February 22, 2001, 02:10:00 AM
Sim Threat............Hmm.......a threat to sims, or threat from sims????

I have no idea, I just though it sounded cool, what do you people think it meant?

-K..
#4097
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / What time's will I need to prove to get added ?
February 21, 2001, 06:39:00 AM
are you trying to get out of providing proof for all of the levels? You will need proof for every level with times like those, not some a couple of levels. And you will to include the entire run of the deep sea agents....

-K..
#4098
Archived Goldeneye / My vids are online!!
February 20, 2001, 11:42:00 PM
Wow I have put a lot of videos online today and more are coming....you can find my vids here....

24.29.14.51/K../K...html

Expert still has to add Statue agent 2:31 and aztec SA 2:33(it shows the strat I used to get 2:24)

-K..

#4099
Archived Goldeneye / Finally....1:17 on train agent!
February 20, 2001, 08:16:00 PM
Wouter I know about your little timesaver, I used to do it with the RC-P90.....but I didn't do it with the laser....I'm working on a new strat now....it will work out sweet....very sweet.....

-K..
#4100
Archived Goldeneye / Finally....1:17 on train agent!
February 20, 2001, 08:12:00 PM
sweet....but I am 1 sec ahead of Tim aren't I? Unless tim has 1:16 on agent.....

-K..
#4101
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
February 20, 2001, 08:05:00 PM
Yeah.....what special trick......

-Karl
#4102
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / What time's will I need to prove to get added ?
February 20, 2001, 08:03:00 PM
btw, your investigation agent time has gone from 1:32 to 1:34.....WTF?

Are you changing your fake times to your real ones? I think you just may be.

-K..
#4103
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / What time's will I need to prove to get added ?
February 20, 2001, 08:00:00 PM
You should need a lot of proof before you even step foot in the elite with times like that. I don't think anyone has ever joined the elite with times like that from scratch.

Proof......And don't forget deep sea all agents.....

-K..
#4104
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Deep Sea PAL vids online!
February 20, 2001, 07:44:00 PM
sweet....... http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4105
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / i've got Deep sea vids who wants em! :)
February 20, 2001, 06:42:00 AM
I just did 2 quick deep sea runs for proof and to show people how to do them. I have....

Deep Sea agent: 2:45          and......
Deep Sea special Agent: 3:35 (crap run I know)

If you want the vids give me your aim name or ICQ or msn or whatever to get them off me, it would also be cool if you new how to get them online somehow!

-K..
#4106
Archived Goldeneye / Oh yeah
February 19, 2001, 05:35:00 PM
I will REALLY need to play train tonight.....

-K..
#4107
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Woohoo!
February 19, 2001, 07:53:00 AM
My Web cam came in today! So now I can put all my vids online...be expecting them soon, either tomorrow or the day after that....

bliss....http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4108
Archived Goldeneye / Woohoo!
February 19, 2001, 07:48:00 AM
I have a web cam!!! This is so sweet, and tomorrow I will try and put all of my videos on the net. But first I have to send all of the vids I get onto my computer to expertgamer and he will put them all online....sweet.....

-K..
#4109
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / DUDE DUDE DUDE 3:44 deep sea special agent!
February 18, 2001, 05:54:00 PM
No, it's not possible from ANYWHERE other than the cirular room....

-K..
#4110
Archived Goldeneye / TRAIN!
February 18, 2001, 05:26:00 PM
that is so weak Wouter. I find it hard to believe, this REALLY, REALLY, REALLY makes me not believe you. I'm sorry wouter I can't believe that, I would need to see proof.

-K..
#4111
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / DUDE DUDE DUDE 3:44 deep sea special agent!
February 18, 2001, 05:22:00 PM
It's not possible to shoot the canisters from any other place other than right down in the circular room. I have looked everywhere but the only place possible is in the circular room.

From the door to the circular room you have to walk all the way along the walkway straight to the right. Walk all the way a long to the grey wall section where the skedars appear. Then aim slightly to the left and use TARGET LOCATOR to find the cannisters.

Use target locator, don't use anything but target locator.

-K..
#4112
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / DUDE DUDE DUDE 3:44 deep sea special agent!
February 17, 2001, 03:49:00 AM
Cool...i just got 3:56 on PA....

-K..
#4113
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / DUDE DUDE DUDE 3:44 deep sea special agent!
February 16, 2001, 10:52:00 PM
hahaha, yes 3:25.....I'll.....just go edit that now........ http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)">

-K..
#4114
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
February 16, 2001, 10:49:00 PM
Deep Sea Special Agent: 3:25 http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-Karl
#4115
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / DUDE DUDE DUDE 3:44 deep sea special agent!
February 16, 2001, 10:48:00 PM
Dudes I just got 3:25! Yep, the max will definetely be lower than 3:18, beacuse I got elvis to the teleportal room at 1:14 on my 3:25 run, but all the doors were open when I came back from the circular room.

I'm guessing from 3:00 to 3:10 is possible...

-K..
#4116
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
February 16, 2001, 10:30:00 PM
Deap Sea Special agent 3:44 http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-Karl
#4117
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / DUDE DUDE DUDE 3:44 deep sea special agent!
February 16, 2001, 10:24:00 PM
I don't expect you all to believe me straight away but I found out a way to shoot both cannisters on special agent! I never tried this before but I used target locater and it made me look at the 2nd cannister even though I couldn't physically see it!

But! I am getting a web cam next monday SO I SHOULD BE ABLE TO PUT BOTH AGENT AND SECRET AGENT TIMES ONLINE......

-K..
#4118
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
February 16, 2001, 07:31:00 AM
Deap Sea Agent: 2:43

Sorry Rudie http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-Karl
#4119
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / woohoo! New deap sea agent WR....
February 16, 2001, 07:21:00 AM
Jesus MLM, don't have a cow, you could at least ask for the strat, it's not my obligation to tell a strat the second I get a new time.

Anyways....I think for this strat you have to face in the exact direction for it to work, and you need to have target locater on. I use the direction of the pole going across the roof to help me and when I zoomed in the target locater zoomed me right into one of the cannisters instantly. So then I just took off target locater, shot the cannister then blew up the other cannister.

-K..
#4120
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / woohoo! New deap sea agent WR....
February 16, 2001, 03:47:00 AM
I got 2:43 and it was only a sub-perfect run. I got elvis to the teleportal room at 1:00-1:01, and I could of been a couple of seconds faster.

But, I got a really cool strat for destroying the cannisters, and it only took about 5 secs to destroy them.

-K..
#4121
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Maxed Times
February 16, 2001, 03:03:00 AM
I don't think the deap sea lowest time would be as low as 2:32, maybe very high 2:30's, but not low.

-K..
#4122
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 15, 2001, 05:04:00 PM
No matthijs I am now actually at 22:40
#4123
Archived Goldeneye / Finally....1:17 on train agent!
February 15, 2001, 05:01:00 PM
I use the ZMG's, and kill the 2 guards then I kill Ourumov.

-K..
#4124
Archived Goldeneye / Finally....1:17 on train agent!
February 15, 2001, 07:31:00 AM
Laser is faster, plus easier. I switch from RC-P90 to laser and 20 minutes later I have 1:17

-K..
#4125
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 15, 2001, 07:30:00 AM
I will have to do something about that matthijs now you are beating me in agent time by 3 secs!

-K..
#4126
Archived Goldeneye / My Web Cam is coming in next week!
February 15, 2001, 05:20:00 AM
Woohoo! It's so sweet, it has a capture card and everything so I can hook it up to the VCR and put my runs on the net.

Finally......I have the power.......

-K..
#4127
Archived Goldeneye / Who is still playing goldeneye?
February 15, 2001, 05:07:00 AM
don't you just love seeing a new time appear on the screen? The feeling of happiness and joy that you feel all day? The feeling of relief but excitement?

I feel that everyday, that's why I play, for the feeling I get when I get a new time.

It's a great feeling when you sit there playing a level for a couple of hours and then on one great run you get a new World record. ahh.........

-K..
#4128
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I'm gonna start PD'ing.........
February 14, 2001, 05:37:00 PM
I went from 39th to 34th in on night so that was sweet. I just have no idea what strats to use. I guess I need to work on agent and secret agent first untill I get my skill up and then play Perfect Agent.

-K..
#4129
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I'm gonna start PD'ing.........
February 14, 2001, 03:21:00 AM
I'm going to start playing Perfect Dark seriously now. At least an hour a day from now on to get into at least the top 20....should that be easy enough to do?

Maybe it'll just take a lot of practice to get good, maybe even if I'm lucky I'll get to be as good on perfect dark as I am at goldeneye. (If you don't know me I'm K.. J.., 6th best goldeneye player in the world)

-K..
#4130
Archived Goldeneye / Who is still playing goldeneye?
February 14, 2001, 01:53:00 AM
I want to know who is still playing goldeneye....

I also want to know how often, and for how long do you play goldeneye.

I play goldeneye several hours everyday http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  Sure, I don't have a life, but it will be worth it when I'm number 1 in the world http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4131
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 13, 2001, 08:10:00 AM
Train agent: 1:17
Train OO agent: 2:18

-K..
#4132
Archived Goldeneye / Finally....1:17 on train agent!
February 13, 2001, 08:09:00 AM
yay that was my 300th post!

-K..
#4133
Archived Goldeneye / Finally....1:17 on train agent!
February 13, 2001, 07:51:00 AM
I played some OO agent for about 40 minutes and came up with 2:18, with a really big time loss at the end so if everything went sweetly I would of had 2:16 or 2:17 at least.

Now I'm number 1 at train! wow the first level that I'm number 1 at.........

-K..
#4134
Archived Goldeneye / Finally....1:17 on train agent!
February 13, 2001, 07:05:00 AM
Whew I finally got it. It's suprising too because it took me 20 minutes today, when I played for hours and hours before and couldn't get it. I have absolutely NO IDEA why, but now I can do the freaking floor! I actually got out before the timer started! That has to be a first in about 8 months, and I've really improved my cutting style.

And dudes you really must know, using the laser instead of the RC-P90 is faster. I appologise to Sterling for saying he was wrong before because he is right. I don't know if Tim or Eise used the laser but it's a couple of seconds faster if you know the right strat. I know this because I stuffed up on the end of my 1:17 run and still made 1:17.

Eise also said that he ended the level at 50.?? Dammit that is fast. I ended the level just as the timer ticked over to 47 seconds, so if I cut the lock as fast as eise I could of had 1:14, plus I stuffed up at the end (I got hit back by one of the last 2 guards while killing them), so that cost me I'm guessing about half a sec to a sec. So I think around 1:12 is possible.

Maybe you will have to see a video of it, when I get a web cam I will put a video online of train, and you guys can see where there are improvements......

Hehe, I now have the agent and secret agent world records...now onto OO agent. Wow I think this is my ONLY chance ever to get 300 points on the level, I better get to it! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4135
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 13, 2001, 04:11:00 AM
Well tim I guess now we are both 3rd, I just got 2:13 on Dam OOA http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

No one will take away my 3rd place tim......nobody....... http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/pimp.gif ALT=":hat">

-K..
#4136
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 12, 2001, 05:26:00 PM
Oh crap!!! I got 0:59 not 0:57! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

whoops http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4137
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 12, 2001, 05:09:00 AM
Archives SA: 0:58
Archives OOA: 0:57

-K..
#4138
Archived Goldeneye / Pictures of Archives
February 12, 2001, 05:04:00 AM
Sweet dude! 0:58 on archives SA!

haha, 0:57 is REALLY possible. My 0:58 run was NOTHING to brag about trust me, I had no idea I'd get 0:58....

hmm...now to OOA.....

I use my one of a kind special strat http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4139
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 12, 2001, 04:04:00 AM
Damn tim what is wrong with you! 1:23 on dam SA was easy! Tim it's weird how you say the easy times are hard the hard times are easy http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

anyways......

Dam OOA: 2:15

I am now 3rd best at damn....

-K..
#4140
Archived Goldeneye / Yur first WR...
February 12, 2001, 04:01:00 AM
My first WR was 0:24 on runway agent, my first WR that is still a world record is.....dam agent I believe....

then surface 2 agent.......
then runway SA
Then train SA
Then 0:18 bunker 1 agent....
Then surface 1 agent....

-K..
#4141
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / exactly how do you do the deep sea agent trick?
February 12, 2001, 02:13:00 AM
Dude, I have done the trick, I know how to do it....

-K..
#4142
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Yes, the rumors are true: Deep Sea A
February 12, 2001, 02:06:00 AM
Hmmm....you called me a dumb fuck.......

I guess now you're the one that is aggressive and not me...

-K..
#4143
Archived Goldeneye / Multi Matchups
February 12, 2001, 02:02:00 AM
dude, you have not seen me play, I rock, beyond human belief, I can beat anyone, anywhere, any time http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4144
Archived Goldeneye / Oh WOW!
February 12, 2001, 01:54:00 AM
Well Wes I have no idea what you meant.

But it seems like whenever I post a good time in a topic such as this, you say that you could get the time with minimal effort if you really tried. That's implying that the time isn't that good.

-K..
#4145
Archived Goldeneye / Multi Matchups
February 11, 2001, 05:32:00 PM
Dude! ME and damo will win! because I'm on the team http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

You can't just say who will win, we haven't seen each other play.

-K..
#4146
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / exactly how do you do the deep sea agent trick?
February 10, 2001, 08:14:00 AM
in the video Expert looks in the wrong direction.

Here's where you look.....

Just before the first arch you will see a pole running horizontally across the roof of the hallway. Stand underneath the last pole before the first arch and look straight down the path of the pole. The direction of the pole will lead you straight to the cannisters.

Oh...and look to the left not the right! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4147
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / how real of a possibility is 26:59 agent?
February 10, 2001, 08:10:00 AM
Paragon, it doesn't take 5 secs to blow up the cannisters. It takes about 10 secs, I'll have a count tomorrow and see how long it takes.

The lowest possible time in my 30 minutes of experience in this level I would say is about 2:40 to low 2:40, maybe slightly lower for 1.2 users.

On my 2:53 run I got elvis at the transporter room at 1:03, and everything else went ok I guess.

-K..
#4148
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Yes, the rumors are true: Deep Sea A
February 10, 2001, 08:04:00 AM
You shouldn't be complaining at all MLM. Us PAL players get screwed on most levels and NTSC people get screwed on one level. You should even think about complaining, have a look from our side. NTSC people are far better off with or without deap sea.

I have no idea why people are critisizing 2:53 so much. I tried for 10 mins and 2:53, big whoop. People are saying this time is really crap? Does that matter anyway? If it were so crap it would have been beaten already.

It's not like a tried several hours a day for a week to get the time.
#4149
Archived Goldeneye / Oh WOW!
February 10, 2001, 03:30:00 AM
Wes why do you have to go and try and say to everyone that you're better than me? I got 0:56 and you say you can get it with ease?

Well as long as I have 0:56 and you have 0:57 I'm beating you so SUCK IT! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4150
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 10, 2001, 01:47:00 AM
Aztec OOA: 3:09

Sorry damien but now my OOA total time is less than yours http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4151
Archived Goldeneye / New WR on AZTEC SA!
February 09, 2001, 07:30:00 PM
dude.....

http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

congrats steven, I sense a 2:17 for me http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4152
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 09, 2001, 07:58:00 AM
Silo Agent: 1:16
Silo Secret agent: 1:25 (I sense sub 1:20 right here http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> )

WEEEEEEE Pretty sweet for one day's work! 10 hours of play today, a new record! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p">

-K..
#4153
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 09, 2001, 04:08:00 AM
Train OOA: 2:24

Woohoo! This makes me 2nd best at train!

-K..
#4154
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 08, 2001, 11:29:00 PM
Jungle SA: 1:16

-K..
#4155
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 08, 2001, 09:36:00 PM
YAY! I finally got a better jungle OOA time....

Jungle OOA: 1:23

that is so much better than the crappy 1:43 I had before...Now just to work on secret agent...

-K..
#4156
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 08, 2001, 08:33:00 PM
Wouter how and where can I download chat point?

my new PR's so far in the day, I get the whole day off school today so it's all day goldeneye fun for me! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

frigate SA: 1:18
Surface 1 SA and OOA: 1:57

-K..
#4157
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 08, 2001, 08:02:00 AM
I finally got the 29 seconds on frigate that I was after, now I'm going for 27 seconds, it should be easy I can get it 90% of the time, the only problem is the damn hostages.

-K..
#4158
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 08, 2001, 06:56:00 AM
Wouter download MSN messenger or something!

anyways....my new times..

depot OOA: 0:56
mm...I'm sure there is another one...oh well, at the moment I'm going for a better frigate OOA time.

-K..
#4159
Archived Goldeneye / Oh WOW!
February 08, 2001, 06:03:00 AM
Oh and BTW, sorry Mike http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4160
Archived Goldeneye / Oh WOW!
February 08, 2001, 05:59:00 AM
I can't believe this, I come back to the n64 after an hour and decide to play a bit more depot OO agent. I rewind the tape because I had no successful attempts on the tape and I decide to have a quick go on depot OOA while the tape is rewinding.

First go, everything goes perfect and I get 0:56!

DAMN! I really wish I had of pressed record instead of rewind on the tape. Oh well, that's not too bad, I still have heaps of failed 0:56's which I can use as proof.

-K..
#4161
Archived Goldeneye / YAY! I'm getting a Web cam!!
February 08, 2001, 05:00:00 AM
I'm looking into it as I speak. If I'm really lucky I should have it next week, maybe later.

I can't wait, hopefully I can get one that also makes movies so I can make several movies as well. I hate some of the movies on offer, they are all of previous world records.

the videos I most want to put on the net are:

dam agent: 0:55 (not one video of this on the net)
surface 1 agent: 1:06
Depot OOA: 0:56 (I haven't actually got this time yet but I've had many failed runs on tape with a time of 0:56)
control Secret agent: ANYTHING!
Control OOA: ANYTHING!
And I might put the new aztec sa strat on the net too.

-K..

#4162
Archived Goldeneye / My tape progress
February 07, 2001, 05:02:00 PM
yes I'm sending my tape to shock.

-K..
#4163
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 07, 2001, 07:48:00 AM
yep http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4164
Archived Goldeneye / My tape progress
February 07, 2001, 07:36:00 AM
ok I found a friend who can copy tapes for me so now I can put whatever anyone wants onto tape. So far I have...

Dam agent: 0:55
Dam secret agent: 1:23
runway agent: 0:24
runway secret agent: 0:24
surface 1 agent: 1:06
Silo OO agent: 2:16 (got stuck for about 10 seconds at the end)
statue OO agent: 2:32
Archives agent: 0:18
Train secret agent: 1:53 (crap I know I can get better than this if you want)
Train agent: 1:21

hmm...that's it, I need to know what you want and what time you want. I know I was going to do this ages ago but now it's better because my friend can copy times onto one tape.

-K..
#4165
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 07, 2001, 07:30:00 AM
0:49 depot SA
1:31 silo

-K..
#4166
Archived Goldeneye / THE AZTEC SA WR IS MINE!!!!!!!!
February 07, 2001, 05:52:00 AM
Me Vs Sterling?

What's the battle about???

-K..
#4167
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Yes, the rumors are true: Deep Sea A
February 06, 2001, 05:18:00 AM
I'm mapping out the level now and I'll draw up a sweet map and then scan it. The level design is really impressive, and you don't know how close things are until you really explore with the farsight.

I have the agent path mapped and I know where the Secret agent areas and the perfect agent areas are.

hmmmmm....for now I'll go explore Secret agent and then I'll do perfect agent and then the main area you go through at the very beginning of the level and I'll get a complete map.

-K..
#4168
Archived Goldeneye / NEW STRAT!! 1:06 SURFACE 1 AGENT, CRAPPY RUN!!!!!
February 06, 2001, 02:47:00 AM
there's a tiny bit more to the strat.

-K..
#4169
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I'm sorry........
February 06, 2001, 02:18:00 AM
Maybe I should have kept my mouth shut......

hmmm.....maybe I shouldn't have posted my deap sea time.....

oh well I'll go back to goldeneye then.

-K..
#4170
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Yes, the rumors are true: Deep Sea A
February 06, 2001, 02:13:00 AM
#4171
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / how real of a possibility is 26:59 agent?
February 06, 2001, 01:55:00 AM
Damnit I'm sorry if I gave the impression that I was showing off. I swear to god I never wanted to give the impression that I was showing off I was just in a happy mood.

You people are so SERIOUS. I'm sorry, for anything you think I had the intentions of doing.

Oh well I'll PISS OFF now ok?

-K..
#4172
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
February 05, 2001, 05:31:00 PM
yes I have got it all on tape.

I got elvis to the teleporter room at 1:03 and I went through the 2nd teleport at around 2:25.

I used the farsight to zoom into those things to blow them up, I don't know why it isn't possible on ntsc but you have to find the exact spot to stand and look.

Also on Special agent, it is possible to destroy ONE cannister on PAL. One cannister alone. but I haven't yet fond a way to zoom into the other cannister. I've tried stand near the cannisters and looking for places you could zoom for but I only found the tunnel you stand in on agent, I'll keep looking though.

-Karl
#4173
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / how real of a possibility is 26:59 agent?
February 05, 2001, 05:26:00 PM
You what Snap, I just think you're F**king jealous. Don't say bullshit like that for no reason. You have an attitude problem ok and just because PAL can beat the NTSC for once you get all pissed off.

-K..
#4174
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / how real of a possibility is 26:59 agent?
February 05, 2001, 05:23:00 PM
Snap! I gave no impression that it was my strat! I was simply saying that the elite will drop below 27 minutes!

It's not my strat, who says I was trying to take credit for it...

I have the time ON TAPE, and I'm sending it on the weekend, but the time is legit snap.

Expert told me about some guy that had used the farsight to zoom into the things that you blow up on perfect agent so I did it and got 2:53, I never implied that it was my own strat or that I was taking credit for it.

Snap you always think the worst of people.

-K..
#4175
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
February 05, 2001, 06:57:00 AM
Hmm...should I post my new World Record? Maybe not, I'll let you guys see the time and be amazed  in the next update http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Trust me, you won't believe the time......

-Karl
#4176
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / how real of a possibility is 26:59 agent?
February 05, 2001, 04:40:00 AM
YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW WRONG YOU ARE!!! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.........

MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Hehehe, I predict 26:51 by tomorrow night http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p">

-K..
#4177
Archived Goldeneye / Turbo World Records
February 05, 2001, 04:30:00 AM
for those of you who don't know about it yet a turbo world record site has been started up...

You can find it here:

www.crosswinds.net/~twrecords/

I have to work on my times and I'll send them in this week. I hope I can get as many people as possible to join and compete in the turbo league.

-K..
#4178
Archived Goldeneye / Everything updated
February 05, 2001, 03:26:00 AM
Sweet Wes thanks!

Woohoo I have really cut down on my secret agent and OO agent times, Wes still has to update the times I got on staturday.....Will there be an update next weekend Wes?

I should hope so....

-K..
#4179
Archived Goldeneye / NEW STRAT!! 1:06 SURFACE 1 AGENT, CRAPPY RUN!!!!!
February 04, 2001, 05:53:00 PM
dudes you are funny. It's not a UNBELIEVABLE STRAT! It's just I do everything the fastest ok.

this surface 1 level strat is so simple, not like aztec or anything, this level you can do it yourself.

-K..
#4180
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 03, 2001, 03:59:00 AM
2 New sweet times from me!

1:31 bunker 2 OO agent and...
2:07 Silo OO agent!!

Silo was kickarse, I didn't 2nd go straight after watching Wes's video of 2:04....sweet....

-K..
#4181
Archived Goldeneye / NEW STRAT!! 1:06 SURFACE 1 AGENT, CRAPPY RUN!!!!!
February 02, 2001, 07:22:00 PM
Dudes it's not this really big breakthrough strat! It's just the way you do it ok. I am pretty much 100% sure I do everything the fastest possible way.

You have to everything right, not just one big thing. Every little thing counts, even the whole level BEFORE the locks has to be perfect.

Don't think one dimensional.

I'll let you find the fastest way I hate telling people my strats because I want everyone else to work them out too, not just one person.

-K..
#4182
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 02, 2001, 05:55:00 PM
1:06 surface 1 agent
4:42 control Secret agent

-K..
#4183
Archived Goldeneye / NEW STRAT!! 1:06 SURFACE 1 AGENT, CRAPPY RUN!!!!!
February 02, 2001, 07:21:00 AM
Just testing new sig....

-K..
#4184
Archived Goldeneye / Wes update this weekend!
February 02, 2001, 06:22:00 AM
For the love of god Wes update this weekend! You said you would do it last weekend but you didn't so you have to do it this weekend!

You broke your promise Wes and you have not only made it hard on us, but you have made yourself even more work. You need to update every week to make it easier on yourself!!! Other you won't update and everyone will get pissed.

As the creator and runner of the Goldeneye WORLD RECORDS it is your DUTY to update the site regularly.

Please stand up to your promise, this is exactly why we thought about making the goldeneye elite.

-K..
#4185
Archived Goldeneye / NEW STRAT!! 1:06 SURFACE 1 AGENT, CRAPPY RUN!!!!!
February 02, 2001, 05:43:00 AM
Holy crap I actually got 1:06 but the run was really faulty!!! I'm not that excited about 1:06 because 1:05 WILL BE SO EASY TO GET IT'S NOT FUNNY.

I mean with my new strat I will kick arse!!

oh AND YOU SHOULD KNOW I GOT 1:06 ON TAPE!! AND I WILL GET 1:05 ON TAPE TOO!!!

HEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHA

http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4186
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 01, 2001, 05:39:00 PM
1:23 damn secret agent..
4:51 control secret agent...

-K..
#4187
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter get ICQ or AIM!!
February 01, 2001, 05:36:00 PM
wouter have you got ICQ? What is your ICQ number?

-K..
#4188
Archived Goldeneye / FUCK YOU SURFACE 1 AGENT!!!!
February 01, 2001, 05:33:00 PM
I am taping all of my runs so you will see my 1:07 without jumping up the ladder.

I use the KF7 soviet.

-K..
#4189
Archived Goldeneye / FUCK YOU SURFACE 1 AGENT!!!!
February 01, 2001, 08:04:00 AM
FUCKING HELL THIS LEVEL HAS PISSED ME OFF SO MUCH!

I GOT 1:07 WITHOUT JUMPING THE FUCKING LADDER!!!!
I GOT 1:07 WITHOUT JUMPING THE FUCKING LADDER!!!!
I GOT 1:07 WITHOUT JUMPING THE FUCKING LADDER!!!!
I GOT 1:07 WITHOUT JUMPING THE FUCKING LADDER!!!!
I GOT 1:07 WITHOUT JUMPING THE FUCKING LADDER!!!!
I GOT 1:07 WITHOUT JUMPING THE FUCKING LADDER!!!!
I GOT 1:07 WITHOUT JUMPING THE FUCKING LADDER!!!!
I GOT 1:07 WITHOUT JUMPING THE FUCKING LADDER!!!!
I GOT 1:07 WITHOUT JUMPING THE FUCKING LADDER!!!!

But can I get a good FUCKING run jumping the ladder?!? NO!!!! BLOODY HELL I WANT TO KILL SOMETHING!!

AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Tomorrow I will get 1:06 or 1:05 I assure, I will play for 5 hours straight if I need to.

I'm just too pissed off right now sorry.

-K..
#4190
Archived Goldeneye / 1:23 dam secret agent on tape!
February 01, 2001, 06:33:00 AM
Yes I got 1:23 dam Secret agent!! Holy crap! And I got it on tape too!

REALLY SHITTY VCR THOUGH!!! Halfway during the time the tape stuffs up for about 20 seconds but you see me shooting the locks in the last 3 towers clearly and EXRETMELY PROFESSIONALLY! The end is clear and everything....

It says......

Time: 1:23          (Best Time: 1:23)
Target: 2:40

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YES!

-K..
#4191
Archived Goldeneye / Jonas
February 01, 2001, 05:11:00 AM
I can't wait for the gamecube where we can play over the internet, that would be sweet!

-K..
#4192
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter get ICQ or AIM!!
February 01, 2001, 05:01:00 AM
It would be REALLY good if you got either of them. I really want to talk to you ok. Plus so do other people.

-K..
#4193
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 01, 2001, 04:59:00 AM
5:21 Control OO agent...but I had to wait for natalya to escape for at least 5 seconds...I might play this level again soon but I don't know.

-K..
#4194
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Maxed times? I don't think so....
February 01, 2001, 04:13:00 AM
Haha, it just occurs to me now that all the world's best perfect dark players haven't played for that long. You are on your way to 20 days xxdarklightxx? That's nearly 400 hours. I don't know how long everyone else has but even discombulator has only been playing for 15 days.

I don't know how anyone could think so many perfect dark levels are maxed. With goldeneye the best goldeneye players in the world have played for over 1500 hours! And a lot of times are not maxed.

I think you'll find that in a year most of the perfect dark times will have dropped consideretely. Maybe, I don't know but 400-500 hours isn't all that much for the best perfect dark players in the world.

-K..
#4195
Archived Goldeneye / THE AZTEC SA WR IS MINE!!!!!!!!
February 01, 2001, 03:31:00 AM
Send them please sterling I would love to see some of your newer times.

3 Days, I'll be waiting for Wes to recieve them....

Your time starts.....NOW!

http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4196
Archived Goldeneye / What are your aim names???
February 01, 2001, 03:26:00 AM
What sterling? You were online but you didn't tell me your aim name? I think it's Sterlin18 so I added that, is that yours?

-K..
#4197
Archived Goldeneye / Karl
February 01, 2001, 02:03:00 AM
yes I'm going to update soon, I mean, basically the whole FAQ is out of date, especially my times.

But just remember one thing about the walkthroughs wouter, I have designed them for the everyday person. Not every one in the whole world can pull of a World record strat. So the walkthroughs aren't all indepth.

Oh, and it's great that you have linked to my FAQ.

-K..
#4198
Archived Goldeneye / What are your aim names???
February 01, 2001, 01:57:00 AM
My aim name is K..Dark64

-K..
#4199
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
January 31, 2001, 05:52:00 PM
1:03 surface 2 SA
0:29 Bunker 1 SA
3:35 Caverns OOA
2:45 silo OOA
5:30 control OOA

I'm working on my crappy OOA times, next will be jungle and control http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4200
Archived Goldeneye / The day Aussie lads will meet...
January 31, 2001, 04:07:00 AM
LTK ROCKS! It's like, run around the corner BANG! Run around the corner BANG! It's whoever has the greatest accurracy and the fastest trigger finger who wins. That person always being me http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4201
Archived Goldeneye / What are your aim names???
January 31, 2001, 03:57:00 AM
I just downloaded AIM!!

So I need your aim names! AND I MEAN EVERYONE!!

Yes even you sterling http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)">

-K..
#4202
Archived Goldeneye / THE AZTEC SA WR IS MINE!!!!!!!!
January 30, 2001, 09:15:00 PM
Sterling I couldn't give a flying F**k if you believe me or not. Wes believes me and that's all that matters.

I talked to Wes yesterday and explained to him how I got the time so I think that's fine for now, I'm trying to tape a good run but I didn't get 2:24 on tape because I never tape while I play. The reason for that is because I play on a crappy VCR which only does short play. And I'm not going to waste money on tapes when I could tape on my other VCR and have twice as much time. So when I tape I move my 64, but I can't keep it on that vcr.

oh by the way sterling....

2:39 aztec OO agent online?
all of these new times online?

I see no proof of all your new times.

I've proved my skill over at michael coes house and showed him my times that's proof enough.

-K..
#4203
Archived Goldeneye / Ultimate caverns OO agent strat
January 30, 2001, 02:32:00 AM
Hmm...well I'm try to figure it out at the moment but I haven't something for thought.

I did some experimenting and I found that in the room with the radio, if you shoot the very top of the barrel top left the explosion won't damage the radio.

So, we should be able to shoot that barrel,  quickly run in and contact jack wade, and get back to the final flood door before trev.

The save health we would have to shoot people on the way, and it will take practice to beat Trev to the final door, however I'm pretty sure it's easily possible.

Plus at the end we'll have to shoot the drone guns, and I hardly ever get hit at the end, so just as long as you make it to the end you're set.

-K..
#4204
Archived Goldeneye / THE AZTEC SA WR IS MINE!!!!!!!!
January 30, 2001, 01:05:00 AM
...
#4205
Archived Goldeneye / Man my neck is swore
January 30, 2001, 12:59:00 AM
I've already spent several hours playing goldenye today and it's only 3 in the afternoon but man my neck is swore!

It must have been the 7 hours of playing goldeneye yesterday http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4206
Archived Goldeneye / Jonas
January 29, 2001, 11:27:00 PM
I think me and the coes would be one of the best Multi teams in the world http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4207
Archived Goldeneye / THE AZTEC SA WR IS MINE!!!!!!!!
January 29, 2001, 08:12:00 PM
Isn't it funny though, you question wouter about every time he gets, and then I come up and break a WR that has been standing for how long? And you don't even question me! I'm the one who got the time not wouter, and it's really low that you drag wouter into this even though he hasn't done anything!

-K..
#4208
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
January 29, 2001, 07:54:00 PM
4:52 control SA
2:24 Aztec Secret agent http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4209
Archived Goldeneye / THE AZTEC SA WR IS MINE!!!!!!!!
January 29, 2001, 07:52:00 PM
SHUT UP PERFECT DIE!!

There was no need for that! Piss off and shut up about wouter.

-K..
#4210
Archived Goldeneye / THE AZTEC SA WR IS MINE!!!!!!!!
January 29, 2001, 07:21:00 PM
YES OH YES!!! This is so sweet!!!!

2:24 AZTEC SECRET AGENT!!

I was SO lucky at the last part because when I ran through the temple I ran into about 7 guards on the way!! And I could only handle 2 more hits. Luckily however I was only hit once and I got 2:24!!

YES I RULE!!

EAT THAT STERLING!!! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  

-K..
#4211
Archived Goldeneye / Wes, what's your ICQ???
January 29, 2001, 06:40:00 PM
If anybody else knows please tell me.

-K..
#4212
Archived Goldeneye / Runway 00a
January 29, 2001, 06:33:00 PM
Is it physically possible to lob a mine onto the far drone gun to the left? I tried it and couldn't reach it.

-K..
#4213
Archived Goldeneye / Lowest possible times v1.3678535764
January 29, 2001, 07:06:00 AM
come on wouter who cares what other people say. just say what you think are the lowest times, you always have an explanation for them.

-K..
#4214
Archived Goldeneye / Lowest possible times v1.3678535764
January 29, 2001, 06:08:00 AM
Ok just revising what everyone thinks the lowest possible times are.

And please people, only post times for levels you know EVERYTHING about.

Dam: 0:54   1:22  ???
Facility: 0:50  ???   ???
Runway: 0:23   0:23   0:39
Surface: 1:05   ???   ???
Bunker: 0:18   0:26   ???  
Silo: 1:10   ???    ???
Frigate: 0:25   ???   ???
Surface 2: 0:52   0:54   ???
Bunker 2: 0:27   1:00   ???
Statue: 2:28   2:28   2:28
Archives: 0:17   0:56   0:56
Streets: 1:14   1:58   1:58
Depot:  0:27   0:45   0:54
Train: 1:14   1:45   2:12
Jungle: ???   ???   ???
Crontol: ???   ???   ???
Caverns: 1:03   ???   ???
Cradle: ???   ???   ???
Aztec: ???   2:10-2:15   ???
Egyptain: ???   ???   ???

Please fill in the blanks.

If you don't believe certain times tell me why and I'll prove that they are possible.

Just remember, these are best times POSSIBLE.

-K..
#4215
Archived Goldeneye / a deal(EVERYONE READ)
January 29, 2001, 01:24:00 AM
Perfect Die..........

GO AWAY!!!!!

Don't start this shit again. Wouter is sending his tapes to Tim so shut up about it.

Who votes Perfect Die should shut up about wouter?

If you agree, say aye
If you disagree, say nye

Aye: 2
Nye: 0
#4216
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
January 29, 2001, 12:46:00 AM
Silo OOA: 3:00
Cradle OOA: 0:49
#4217
Archived Goldeneye / Wes, what's your ICQ???
January 29, 2001, 12:42:00 AM
what is it???
#4218
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
January 28, 2001, 11:06:00 PM
cool, I just got 3:42 on aztec OO agent, and I must say, that was pathetically easy.

#4219
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
January 28, 2001, 10:52:00 PM
Hmm...Over the last 3 weeks I have had 3 new times

Caverns Secret agent: 1:47
Aztec Secret Agent: 2:32
Silo SA: 1:33

#4220
Archived Goldeneye / Wes?
January 28, 2001, 08:04:00 PM
Wes what is your ICQ number??
#4221
Archived Goldeneye / Wes are you updating the site??
January 28, 2001, 06:02:00 PM
I can't reach the site so does that mean you are updating it??

-K..
#4222
Archived Goldeneye / Something for thought...
January 28, 2001, 05:46:00 PM
I did not know that....
#4223
Archived Goldeneye / Something for thought...
January 27, 2001, 02:46:00 AM
Have you guys even thought about people competing for times over in Japan and Asia? There are over 120 million people living in Japan and Japanese people are video gaming freaks!

I am pretty sure without a doubt that there would be better goldeneye players in japan with better times. Just like with F-zero X Dave Van Moer found this japanese site with all of these cool times that would be 2nd best in the world. Of course, they weren't as good as jimmy's times.

#4224
Archived Goldeneye / steven....
January 27, 2001, 02:40:00 AM
How can you say that less then 1:16 isn't possible without making boris run? When I got 1:18 I killed the klobb guy BEFORE I got to boris. I kill everyone sweet and shot the far camera across in the small room while boris was walking.

I went slightly slower then sterling before I got boris but then I made up a couple of seconds by shooting the far camera earlier and plus I started the data thief straight away.

Besides that my run was identical to the video. Plus maybe the end way sweet because I think I only got shot once back going to the last door and I was shot out really quick.
#4225
Archived Goldeneye / The day Aussie lads will meet...
January 27, 2001, 02:29:00 AM
haha me winning LTK just shows I have the greater accurracy http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Explosives is for wimps IMO. How skillful is it to plant a mine and wait for someone to run into it? A real match is weapon to weapon combat.

Even with LTK off I would still have won a real weapon to weapon combat http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

anyways, me getting a negative score just shows that I am the best at killing myself http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Hey but going off multiplayer being over mike's house was sweet. Plus the coes showed me some strats for levels like caverns and aztec. Hmmm....me and damien still have that aztec SA WR bet http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  

We also played TWINE a bit to but I hate that game pretty bad. The worst thing was that Mike and Peter Coe kept of saying they weren't going to kill me and then they blew me apart. I however never killed them cause we were on the same team http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

hehe

-K..
#4226
Archived Goldeneye / The day Aussie lads will meet...
January 26, 2001, 04:47:00 AM
Hey what are you saying michael I totally kicked your arses!! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p">

hmm....first time I came over sure, maybe I sucked a bit, but when I came over again yesterday I totally ruled!

Hmmm....what was the score for archives, LTK, pistols??

Me(the best): 20
Damien: 13
Michael(the crap onehttp://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> ): 4 hehe

And what about basement turbo mode, LTK, power weapons??

hmmmm I think I was on 50 something and damien and michael were on 30 something and 20 something.

haha the only thing I guess you guys beat me on was remote mines, but I have to say that I had the greatest accuracy out of everyone http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)">

sheesh I have to go now I'll post more on how I kicked arse tomorrow.

by the way BRISBANE RULES!! Way better then sucky geelong.(and don't forget the chicks up here http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"> ) hmm...I'm returning home tomorrow http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">  

-K..

-K..
#4227
Archived Goldeneye / Karl......
January 13, 2001, 09:39:00 PM
What do you mean by wacky!!!

Do you mean those times suck?

-K..
#4228
Archived Goldeneye / Karl......
January 13, 2001, 07:10:00 AM
What do you mean by wacky????

By the way my silo OO agent time is 3:05!!

#4229
Archived Goldeneye / Mike Coe that's it!!!!
January 04, 2001, 11:59:00 PM
That's it I've had enough give me your phone number and I'll call you!!

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-K..
#4230
Archived Goldeneye / WOUTERS TAPE ARRIVE????
January 04, 2001, 06:36:00 PM
I believe Wouter didn't want to send the tapes to you Sterling. Give me one good reason why he has to send the tapes to you? If you don't want to believe him that's your problem but he doesn't have to waste money trying to prove himself to you.

He already showed himself to the dutch people so the next step is sending them to Wes.

-K..
#4231
Archived Goldeneye / Eise.........
January 04, 2001, 06:33:00 PM
Thanks Eise

-K..
#4232
Archived Goldeneye / 200
January 04, 2001, 05:46:00 AM
200
#4233
Archived Goldeneye / Michael Coe where do you live????
January 04, 2001, 03:13:00 AM
Oh, and by the way michael, I RULE IN MULTIPLAYER!!!

If anyone is going to get slaughtered it's you and your brothers http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  Plus I MUST bring my friend greg whatmore. He isn't that good one player but he is good at multi, especially perfect dark.

-K..
#4234
Archived Goldeneye / Michael Coe where do you live????
January 04, 2001, 03:11:00 AM
sorry dude I put up the wrong address!!!!

the one you should add is

k_J..@hotmail.com

-K..
#4235
Archived Goldeneye / Michael Coe where do you live????
January 04, 2001, 02:29:00 AM
Hmm.....hopefully michael checks this before I leave on saturday http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4236
Archived Goldeneye / Eise.........
January 03, 2001, 10:31:00 PM
Could you please make me a profile page? I don't know what the other guys did but it would be sweet if you could, it would be greatly appreciated. I don't have a pic of myself though but it's still cool.

I'd probably have my goldeneye, perfect dark, and f-zero x times in there.

-K..
#4237
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
January 03, 2001, 03:18:00 AM
And anyway I only taped for about 20 minutes.

-K..
#4238
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
January 03, 2001, 03:16:00 AM
Sterling of course I'm going to get better than 1:54, I had 1:53 on tape alreay but I'm going to get at least 1:50. I don't know how I got 1:48 but I will play some more tonight to work it out again.

It takes me a while to get into the groove of train.

-K..
#4239
Archived Goldeneye / Who here has a capture card?
January 03, 2001, 12:13:00 AM
Cool chris maybe I will send you a tape, anyone in australia have one?

-K..
#4240
Archived Goldeneye / Who is &quot;~ rusty ~&quot;?
January 03, 2001, 12:12:00 AM
I have no reason to send you hate mail.

-K..
#4241
Archived Goldeneye / Michael Coe where do you live????
January 03, 2001, 12:10:00 AM
Michael dude I check this board every hour at least so if you post a message please check for a reply and post!!!

-K..
#4242
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
January 02, 2001, 11:38:00 PM
Wow I was taping train secret agent just then and my best time was 1:54!! Damn 1:48 was fast. I take back what I said before about 1:45 being possible cause even 1:48 seems unbelievable now.

-K..
#4243
Archived Goldeneye / Michael Coe where do you live????
January 02, 2001, 10:27:00 PM
My e-mail address is:

faq_god@hotmail.com

-K..
#4244
Archived Goldeneye / Who here has a capture card?
January 02, 2001, 08:54:00 PM
Who on board has a capture card and maybe I'll send a tape to them?

-K..
#4245
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
January 02, 2001, 08:53:00 PM
Well how do you do the end of train sterling? I told you how I did it and no I didn't skip any brakes. Sterling do you shoot ourumov AS SOON as the door opens? Probably not and maybe that's where I get my time.

Plus am I the best goldeneye player in the world? And I got 1:48....it could be better. I will do a bit of taping today ok and I'll go for train SA again.

I'm also going to do heaps of taping while up in brisbane, and hopefully I'll see michael coe so maybe he can verify me. Then I'll send tapes to craig.

-K..
#4246
Archived Goldeneye / Wow 3000th post
January 02, 2001, 03:30:00 AM
well that's from June, this goldeneye board has only really come to life around late october.

-K..
#4247
Archived Goldeneye / Wow 3000th post
January 02, 2001, 02:59:00 AM
hahaha, you are wrong darkhawk

Goldeneye board: 3000 posts

Perfect Dark Board: 6300 posts

5 times as many???

-K..
#4248
Archived Goldeneye / Wow 3000th post
January 02, 2001, 02:46:00 AM
Soon this is going to be more popular then the perfect dark board!!! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..

#4249
Archived Goldeneye / Who is &quot;~ rusty ~&quot;?
January 02, 2001, 02:37:00 AM
I find it pathetic that think that it could only possibly be someone on GEE WR's. I don't think me and craig are the only 2 people in australia.

Anyway, what did this "rusty" say?

-K..
#4250
Archived Goldeneye / Who is &quot;~ rusty ~&quot;?
January 02, 2001, 02:32:00 AM
What Wes? I have no idea what you are talking about. Well I sent you my times if that's what you consider hate mail.

-K..
#4251
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter vs Sterling
January 02, 2001, 02:31:00 AM
Wes you didn't let Jimmy on your site cause you thought his times were impossible, and Jimmy turned out to be telling the truth.

I'm just comparing that to wouter.

-K..
#4252
Archived Goldeneye / Michael Coe where do you live????
January 02, 2001, 01:53:00 AM
Or if you give me your phone number I will ring you up or something.

cool.....

-K..
#4253
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter vs Sterling
January 02, 2001, 01:24:00 AM
I say they are pretty even.

What I can't understand is why people can't fathom that someone else might have the same skill that sterling has?

LET ME CALL ATTENTION BACK TO A LITTLE SOMEONE KNOWN AS JIMMY THAI, WES YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT.

No one believed his F-Zero X times. but now he is the best player in the world and he has come up with these AWESOME STRATS that are totally unbelievable but they work! And he come up with them ALL BY HIMSELF. A lesson that one person can be great even without the help of anyone else.

People think that wouter couldn't of come up with strats without the aid of GE but thats just ignorant. It's just dumb that people couldn't possibly imagine someone better than sterling. you know why? Cause he is the best out of 100 people on the GE WR site out of how many millions who play goldeneye!!!

-K..
#4254
Archived Goldeneye / Michael Coe where do you live????
January 02, 2001, 01:13:00 AM
ARE YOU KIDDING!! I'm coming to brisbane in 4 days!!!! You MUST, You MUST, your life depends on it, tell me exactly where you live cause I have to play in goldeneye!!!

Plus I'm moving to brisbane in a year so that might help http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

By the way do you have MSN messanger of ICQ? If not download it NOW!!!

-K..
#4255
Archived Goldeneye / Karl's Secret to 1:48 on Train Secret Agent
January 01, 2001, 10:35:00 PM
Oh and by the way the run wasn't perfect, I got stuck on boxes and I got shot around quite a bit.

-K..
#4256
Archived Goldeneye / Oh my God I am the MAN!! THE MAN!!!!! HELL YEAH!!
January 01, 2001, 10:33:00 PM
How amazing do you think this time is? To me the time is good but it could be bettered, not by me of course because this was a once in a life time luck stoke I had.

I'll put invincibility on a see what time I can get, then we will have an idea of the lowest possible time.

-K..
#4257
Archived Goldeneye / Cruise control: The final ordeal
January 01, 2001, 08:13:00 PM
Cruise control = 1.2

THAT'S ALL PEOPLE HAVE TO UNDERSTAND!!! WHO GIVES A RAT'S ARSE IF IT'S NOT PROGRAMMED IN!! PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO LEARN 1.2 OKAY, SO IF PEOPLE WANT TO USE CRUISE CONTROL THEY CAN!

IT'S TENTHS OF A SECOND FASTER.....THAN 1.1, EXACTLY THE SAME SPEED AS 1.2.

Hmm...but I wasn't trying to contrinue the cruise control thing, I was just trying to end it but still give people to say stuff that's all. Isn't that better then just ending it cold? Because then people just get pissed off.

-K..
#4258
Archived Goldeneye / Michael Coe where do you live????
January 01, 2001, 08:05:00 PM
I live in Victoria, Geelong

-K..
#4259
Archived Goldeneye / Karl's Secret to 1:48 on Train Secret Agent
January 01, 2001, 08:03:00 PM
Well I did the level just really fast all the way through and basically everyone should know how to do that, but I think I did the end faster than most people?

What I do is I open the door that leads to the last grey area and I kill the guard while I'm running up to the open door on the left. I spin around and quickly shoot the lock. Then I quickly run to the last door (which hasn't opened yet) and a tenth of a second later it opened and I just went BANG first shot right into ourumovs head.

It's physically IMPOSSIBLE to do it faster than that. I Thinks that saves a couple of seconds and it REALLY does make a difference.

-K..

But you have to shoot the last lock with your back to the wall and the open door to your right so you can shoot the lock and kill ourumov as soon as the door opens.
#4260
Archived Goldeneye / Michael Coe where do you live????
January 01, 2001, 07:52:00 AM
just wondering http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  If anyone knows before michael reads this please tell.

-K..
#4261
Archived Goldeneye / How old is everyone here???
January 01, 2001, 07:10:00 AM
Shock why aren't you on MSN messanger???

-K..
#4262
Archived Goldeneye / Cruise control: The final ordeal
January 01, 2001, 06:10:00 AM
Gees good old Perfect Die comes in and says something really lame like shut up K... Very effectice Die, you won there, that's the best point I've heard all day.

"NEWS FLASH! THIS JUST IN FROM THE CHANNEL 10 NEWS ROOM!! APPARENTLY IN KARL'S FIRST POST HE SAID ONLY POST IF YOU CAN PROVIDE A VALID POINT. LATER THAT DAY PERFECT DIE CAME ALONG AND POSTED A STUPID MESSAGE!!! MORE NEWS IN THE NEXT EDITION!!"

-K..
#4263
Archived Goldeneye / How old is everyone here???
January 01, 2001, 05:54:00 AM
I'm 14, how old are you???

-K..
#4264
Archived Goldeneye / Oh my God I am the MAN!! THE MAN!!!!! HELL YEAH!!
January 01, 2001, 05:50:00 AM
Hey if you don't believe me now wait till you hear this, around 1:45 is possible http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Oh damn, now sterling is going to get 1:47 http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":("> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":("> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":("> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":("> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":("> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">

MWUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU............

-K..
#4265
Archived Goldeneye / Cruise control: The final ordeal
January 01, 2001, 04:58:00 AM
That was cool octoinky.

-K..
#4266
Archived Goldeneye / Happy Newyear
January 01, 2001, 04:35:00 AM
hahaha, I had my new years 18 hours ago!!

SUCKERS!!!!!

-K..
#4267
Archived Goldeneye / Cruise control: The final ordeal
January 01, 2001, 04:34:00 AM
Ok this is the last post about cruise control, ok people? After this we NEVER speak about it AGAIN! BUT! Before we do that hopefully we can settled any doubts people had.

Doubt No. 1: Cruise control is faster than 1.2

That's false, utterly and completely. Get some sticky tape, tape down C-up and BANG CHICKEDY BANG CRUISE CONTROL!!!

Doubt No. 2: People only get good times because they use cruise control

Okay cruise control only adds tenths of a second to any time. TENTHS OF A SECOND! Not 5 seconds, not 20 seconds, not a minute okay perfect die and sterling and everyone else, TENTHS of a second! Plus now would be a good time to re-state that cruise control is not faster than 1.2.

These are the main 2 points people need to know, so if you have any LAST points of view that will actually bring up a VALID POINT on the subject please do so, now is your last chance so speak now or FOREVER hold your peace.

-K..

Oh and believe me this is necessary

#4268
Archived Goldeneye / Happy Newyear
January 01, 2001, 04:22:00 AM
Happy new year everyone from me too http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4269
Archived Goldeneye / NNNNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!
January 01, 2001, 04:21:00 AM
MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

My new times for today:

0:18 for bunker 1 agent
1:58 for surface 1 secret agent
1:48 Train Secret agent!!!

Still more coming tonight!!

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

-K..
#4270
Archived Goldeneye / Oh my God I am the MAN!! THE MAN!!!!! HELL YEAH!!
January 01, 2001, 04:18:00 AM
I just got the BEST TIME EVER!!! OH MAN I'M SHAKING!!

I was playing train secret agent and train is like the most ANNOYING stage in the whole game and I was so frustrated and annoyed I wanted to literally pick up my TV and throw it against the wall.

Well I was VERY, VERY, VERY lucky to have kept on playing even after an hour and I got 1:48!!!! Yes you heard right 1:48!!!!

1:48 Train Secret Agent!!! That's so unbelievable it's not funny!!!

Well I did the last part the fastest you could ever possibly do it though, and that is what I think gave me the few seconds I beat the old WR by...make that 2 seconds for sterling http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Oh, and I have a question, I have the screen up but I can't tape it cause my n64 isn't on the right VCR. Is it worth taking a picture? Please tell if I should take a picture or not cause I REALLY, REALLY want people to believe this time.

-K..
#4271
Archived Goldeneye / This game is fucking Jinxed!!!!!!!!
January 01, 2001, 03:22:00 AM
Ok I have settled down now, I'm going to try again, wish me luck http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4272
Archived Goldeneye / This game is fucking Jinxed!!!!!!!!
January 01, 2001, 03:07:00 AM
Fuck this game, I played Train secret agent and I left the train as usual at 29 seconds and I finished the stage at 1:49 but fucking natalya didn't find boris!!

Fuck that!! FUCK YOU NATALYA! Stupid bitch couldn't tie her own shoelaces.

I'm just too pissed off to talk in a civilised manner.

I'm not playing for bit, then I try again.

But on a good note I got 1:58 on surface SA and 0:18 on bunker 1 agent(easier than I thought).

-K..
#4273
Archived Goldeneye / Sterling...The Dutch &quot;conspiracy&quot;
January 01, 2001, 03:04:00 AM
ENOUGH!
DarkCall
#4274
Archived Goldeneye / NNNNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!
January 01, 2001, 01:25:00 AM
I can't wait for tonight when I get even more new times....

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/ohwell.gif ALT=":/"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4275
Archived Goldeneye / NNNNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!
January 01, 2001, 01:24:00 AM
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
#4276
Archived Goldeneye / NNNNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!
January 01, 2001, 01:23:00 AM
8th in the world!! That can't be!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Lucky I have lots of times up my sleeve http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

-K..

*sends e-mail to wes....*

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
#4277
Archived Goldeneye / Yes....
January 01, 2001, 01:01:00 AM
I know EXACTLY how you feel.

-K..
#4278
Archived Goldeneye / post here if you think karl is a retard
January 01, 2001, 12:59:00 AM
I'm trying to end the war with Sterling cause I don't care any more, he can think what he wants.

And Die you need to grow EARS and read some posts before you think I'm attacking Sterling for NO REASON. Oh, and it's not like it a one way battle.

Die when you get good times and are actually considered as a world class goldeneye player please don't interfere with quarrels because people won't take you seriously and they will just pay you out.

-K..
#4279
Archived Goldeneye / Sterling...The Dutch &quot;conspiracy&quot;
January 01, 2001, 12:53:00 AM
Anyone who says every dutch person is cheating is pathetic. Perfect die do you know why you can't believe people get times straight after? Cause you probably only play goldeneye for half an hour a day IF THAT!

If I'm going for a time I play for HOURS ON END to get it and I'm sure the better players in the world play for longer! I'm sure Eise didn't play bunker for 10 minutes like you would Die, he probably played it for hour, PLUS all of the hours he played it on previous days.

Die why don't you get some EXPERIENCE before you make accusations like that.

Oh and one other thing: (or maybe more)

Wouter gets 1:06 on jungle SA: Sterling says it's impossible and gets 1:06
Steven gets 2:42 on aztec OO agent: Sterling gets 2:39
Matthjis gets 51 on egypt agent: Sterling gets it and says 49 seconds is possible when before he said 51 was the god limit.
Sterling got 1:04 on caverns and you think Wouter can't?
Sterling gets 1:15 on streets.
Matthijs gets 1:12 on silo and sterling gets 1:12 on silo.

And to top it off a couple of dutch people get A COUPLE of new times and you there is a dutch conspiracy!!! HAHAHA! You make me laugh die.

Get some EXPERIENCE.......It's not like it takes a year to get a time, only an hour or so maybe more, maybe 10 minutes it's just the luck of the day.

-K..

Oh, and I'm not saying that Sterling is lying, I'm just saying for Die not to question everyone else except Sterling.
#4280
Archived Goldeneye / post here if you dont like eise
December 30, 2000, 05:25:00 AM
That's odd Wes, for someone who is looked upon to upold civil behaviour among players, it seems weird that you would go ahead and say Eise is a bitch.

Don't tell people to lay of Sterling then pay out someone else. Don't tell people to lay of Sterling, TELL STERLING TO LAY OFF PEOPLE!!!

-K..
#4281
Archived Goldeneye / post here if you think karl is a retard
December 30, 2000, 05:09:00 AM
Haha that's pathetic Perfect Die. I said NOTHING to you, nothing to you AT ALL. So why don't you SHUT YOUR TRAP BEFORE I KILL YOU!!!

Stay out of the fight and stop trying to be popular by posting a retard message like this cause you just made yourself look like a fool.

-K..
#4282
Archived Goldeneye / Post here if you Hate Serling
December 29, 2000, 09:31:00 PM
Haha I think very soon everyone will just start ignoring Sterling totally. Everything he says is just negative against everybody and he thinks noone can be better than him. Sheesh that guy has an ego the size of russia.

-K..
#4283
Archived Goldeneye / Strat Jungle 00a
December 29, 2000, 09:19:00 PM
Man sterling you don't deserve for wouter to send you a tape and if I was Wouter I wouldn't. Who cares what you think sterling? Don't believe wouter we don't care what you think ok.

Get it through YOUR head that you're not the most important person in the world and no one needs you to beleive them.

People have seen the tape and you still don't believe? HAHAHA, sterling you critisize other people for being stupid but you are the biggest hypocrite in the world.

-K..
#4284
Archived Goldeneye / Post here if you think cruise control isnt cheatin
December 29, 2000, 08:34:00 PM
yeah I must have forgotten that shock was craig.

Hmm....There is still the point that CRUISE CONTROL IS EXACTLY THE SAME AS 1.2!!!!! Holy crap if people can't understand that I don't know what is wrong with them. Seriously, how can you say it's cheating if you say that 1.2 isn't cheating?

Maybe people don't wanna learn 1.2, and maybe people wanna make their own decisions. If people want to use cruise control instead of 1.2 LET THEM AND STOP TELLING THEM TO LEARN 1.2!! MAybe they don't want to ok and sterling how about YOU LEARN 1.2 if you're so cut about people beating your times cause of the control style.

It doesn't matter though, if you are so sure that people are beating your times cause of cruise control you can think that, and you can not use it while everyone else does and you can fall behind then, if that's what you believe. But cruise control adds what, a few tenths of a second on runway and archives? Oh the people who use it are crap and the only reason they have good times is because they use cruise control, that's bull shit.

-K..
#4285
Archived Goldeneye / Post here if you Hate Serling
December 29, 2000, 07:23:00 AM
hmm...why am I posting here? I forget.........

-K..
#4286
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
December 29, 2000, 07:10:00 AM
I can't believe you discomb, you are getting really good times too fast for me, you will need proof for wes's site.

-K..
#4287
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
December 28, 2000, 11:13:00 PM
I know you are not me valentin, although I don't know why you mentioned me? Is it because we both think Sterling is the biggest dicknob in the world? Maybe so.....

Anyways it's a bit late but I got 1:00 on jungle agent 2 weeks ago http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Anyways......Sterling who gives a shit what you think! You don't own GEE WR so shut the ****!!!! up ok. Now one cares what you think, you have no authority so just stick your ego up your arse and piss off.

Nobody NEEDS you to believe them! You think you are the highest person in the world and the time is only legit if YOU believe it? Wouter doesn't give a shit what you think, nobody does.

-K..
#4288
Archived Goldeneye / Need some help..
December 28, 2000, 10:57:00 PM
Tim I TOLD you the strat for depot OO agent. The one I got 0:58 with.

If you want to know the bunker 2 OO agent strat watch the movie on Wes' site.

-K..
#4289
Archived Goldeneye / Post here if you think cruise control isnt cheatin
December 28, 2000, 10:50:00 PM
This is why Sterling is an idiot people....

Shock's reply to the topic:

I dont think it is cheating. You wont win sterling so give up!

Sterling reply to shock's message:

why dont you shut the hell up shock? I can say whatever I want to say, and just becuz you dont like it isnt my fault asshole? capish? comprende? understand?

What the hell was that? Michael doesn't even HINT aggressive and sterling acts like a ******* ********. Why all the aggression sterling? Someone has a different opinion to you and you try killing them with words or something.

Calm down.

I don't think cruise control is cheating though. How could it be cheating? If you can do it with the normal controller why not do it?

Sterling why don't you use it then if it makes you go faster? you're just so obsessed with your times that when someone beats them (wouter) you find the nearest excuse for him to be cheating and you cling to that with your life. That excuse being cruise control. Now you'll fight as hard as you can to say that cruise control is cheating so wouter doesn't get on the site.

We already know that cruise control isn't OFFICIALLY cheating and it will NEVER be cheating. So why don't we just drop it.

-K..
#4290
Archived Goldeneye / Train: RC-P90 or Watch Laser?
December 26, 2000, 06:41:00 PM
The RC-P90 is lots faster and I think I do the beginning the wrong way or something because I use the laser to blow up the box, grab the rc-p90 and then shoot the brake. Then I run through and in the 2nd cart shoot the box on the right to run through there then everything is just sweet. I wish I could cut the grate at the end though cause I would have 1:17 or 1:18 if I did it properly.

-K..
#4291
Archived Goldeneye / I hate school
December 20, 2000, 07:50:00 PM
HAHAHAHA I FINISHED SCHOOL YES!!! HAHAHAH SUCKERS!!!!

-K..
#4292
Archived Goldeneye / Expansion Pack
December 20, 2000, 07:48:00 PM
THE EXPANSION PAK DOESN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING!! It doesn't do JACK-SQAUT ok. The expansion pak has still in the labs when goldeneye came out. The goldeneye pak doesn't even recognise that the expansion pak is in there because IT CAN'T READ IT.

All the expansion pak is, is the normal pak, with 4 meg of extra ram. ONLY GAME'S THAT ARE EXPANSION PAK COMPATIBLE CAN USE THE BENIFITS OF THE EXPANSION PAK.

Otherwise it does NOTHING and that's pretty easy to understand.

-K..
#4293
Archived Goldeneye / Could you help me a bit Sterling (or Wouter)
December 20, 2000, 07:42:00 PM
I don't know how sterling and all that do bunker but I think it's just the same strat on the video just doing it way faster.

Make sure you have look ahead off and when you start turn around bla bla bla and open the door. run towards the door and shoot the camera so you don't waste time. Open the door run out bang first shoot next camera. Kill guard run down hallway turn corner bang. Press start get out camera  run into big room snap take picture.

run over to the table and start running fpr the clear door. Now hears a hard part. While using left c look up slightly and AS you are running for the screen door shoot once and hit the camera while you are strafing. Then opening door press start bla bla bla finish level.

-K..
#4294
Archived Goldeneye / To Wouter
December 14, 2000, 08:23:00 PM
You're a fool Sterling didn't you even READ any of Wouter's walkthroughs that he wrote? Every sentence you make it's like you're getting dumber and dumber and more ignorant. Sheesh you ask him for his times and then say that he is lying about them!

Sheesh man drop the attitude and give up with this whole Wouter is a liar thing. At least shut up about it.

By the way, you didn't see the post about 1:20 on Frigate? He wrote a whole walkthrough on it! Read ALL of the posts before you say that he never posted anything about it.

-K..
#4295
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
December 14, 2000, 08:12:00 PM
Actually, the lowest POSSIBLE time on surface 2 SA is around 53 seconds or 54 seconds if you throw the grenade up onto the room, I think that might be easy than thowing the mine...I'll try today anyway, after of course I do it the right way and get under a minute. My time sucks arse...

-K..
#4296
Archived Goldeneye / dutch GE players meet!
December 11, 2000, 07:24:00 PM
Whatever....................................
#4297
Archived Goldeneye / Runway SA details
December 07, 2000, 08:18:00 PM
Woohoo I just got 24 seconds! At least this will counter the WR I lost on agent http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  I switch to left when I went through the door of the hut, and I used wouter's strat to blow up the battery.

-K..
#4298
Archived Goldeneye / RUNWAY 23 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 06, 2000, 01:48:00 AM
I don't think the exp. pak makes you go slower, it makes absolutely no difference AT ALL. Unless somehow they fortold the future and somehow made goldeneye exp. pak compatable it doesn't make a difference.

Only games that they made exp. pak compatable play differentely when the exp. pak is in their 64, with goldeneye it doesn't do anything.

-K..
#4299
Archived Goldeneye / Opinions regarding cruise control, please read...
December 06, 2000, 12:08:00 AM
Hehe isn't this funny though, out of all the people who think it's cheating when you actually have to post your reasons only 1 or 2 people say anything.

-K..
#4300
Archived Goldeneye / What's wrong with Karl?
December 06, 2000, 12:06:00 AM
Sterling was swearing first Wes, don't say that Sterling isn't swearing as well. And please Wes don't come into the arguement and take sides.

-K..
#4301
Archived Goldeneye / Aztec 2:39!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 05, 2000, 06:05:00 PM
This had nothing to do with me believing Sterling or not Wes. I'm just saying to Sterling not to hassle Wouter if he gets a time just after someone else as Sterling has done with MANY times himself.

-K..
#4302
Archived Goldeneye / 1:06 will be mine on surface 1 agent!
December 05, 2000, 06:03:00 PM
I've got 1:07 taped on the tape I'm sending to craig, with the KF7, you'll see that 1:06 is possible.

-K..
#4303
Archived Goldeneye / What's wrong with Karl?
December 05, 2000, 06:01:00 PM
Yes Wes I'm going through PMS. Please explain what you mean by irretable and obsessive.

-K..
#4304
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
December 05, 2000, 05:58:00 PM
I played for half an hour last night and got  1:07 for bunker 2 SA and 1:35 for bunker 2 OOA. I should be able to get around 1:04 or 1:03 for SA very soon.

-K..
#4305
Archived Goldeneye / Opinions regarding cruise control, please read...
December 05, 2000, 05:27:00 AM
Octoinky we have told you a THOUSAND times, IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU GO STRAFING SPEED WHILE FACING FORWARD! IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU GO ANY FASTER AT ALL! CRUISE CONTROL HAS NO ADVANTAGES OVER 1.2!

Please people actually think a little bit about this. Think technically ok, think about the mechanics of it and you will realise that they are both the same.

Yako, when you played runway using 1.2, DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT KEEP YOUR FINGER ON C-UP? If you answer is no then you don't know what you are saying.

-K..
#4306
Archived Goldeneye / RUNWAY 23 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 05, 2000, 05:23:00 AM
Darkcall you are wrong okay. For God's sake people actually KNOW what you are talking about before posting anything! Unless you know 100% about cruise control don't post judgements!

Cruise control turns EXACTLY like 1.2 okay. Cruise control is EXACTLY like 1.2! Why can't people get this through their heads! Why is that so hard to understand!

Sheesh

-K..
#4307
Archived Goldeneye / RUNWAY 23 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 05, 2000, 01:49:00 AM
Hehe, you know you guys can't control us like you are our parents. We don't have to do anything anyone tells us to do, we don't have to shut up if we can address a good point.

Anyway, Sterling now hates my guts which I understand seeing as I pissed in his mouth, but I don't care about that. I just hope this doesn't get personal with anyone else besides Sterling.

This is just like a war, each side has allies, if one country goes to war with another it brings the whole world into chaos, that is what's happening now.

Hopefully we can all just setlle this and accept what is inevitable. Cruise control is gonna stay and there is nothing you can do about it, just accept it. And if you want to hassle cruise control hassle 1.2 for all I care but don't be hypocrites.

You think people are wimps if they get a better time with cruise control? Pfft, shows what you know. Cruise control is harder to use than the normal settings! I think you'd have to be pretty skilled to get a WR using it.

You wanna know what times I have gotten with cruise control? 0:55 on dam agent and 1:05 on caverns agent. Wow so many, that's why I'm 6th best in the world or whatever, I use cruise control! I'm a wimp now, I can't get any good times using the normal control settings.

Whatever

-K..
#4308
Archived Goldeneye / RUNWAY 23 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 04, 2000, 08:09:00 AM
Right on Wouter! It's time to stand up to the idiots (e.g Sterling) that keep giving you shit. You shouldn't have to take that kind of crap. Stand up to everyone and tell them to fuck off!

Why does Sterling even deserve to have this tape? He doesn't believe you anyway, sending him the tape would make him feel like he won or some stupid thing like that. Is sterling the only guy in the world who can say that you're not lying when he sees your tape? No, so why send it to him all he has done for the FIRST MOMENT he ever read any of your messages gave you shit and never stopped giving you shit. Even now he gives you shit, he gives me shit, he gave Steven and Eise a bit of shit, he gives Wes a bit of anal (nothing against you Wes), and starts shiting out shit to anyone who even comes CLOSE to any of Sterling's magnificent times.

Sterling is a god! He is the best there ever was and the best there will ever be. For someone to even beat ONE of his times is ludicrus! Oh my god if someone equals or betters one of his times! They MUST be cheating. Oh somebody do something quickly or I'll lose 1 fucking point on my ranking. Heaven forbid other people even PLAY goldeneye except sterling. God forbid anyone beating any of Sterlings times because, oh no, that would mean that Sterling gets 97 points, instead of 100 points! God forbid anyone take the fame away from Sterling and get a bit of recognition for themselves. God fucking forbid anyone else even appear on the page as Sterling because oh, they are not on the same "Level" as him.

sheesh

-K..
#4309
Archived Goldeneye / 1:06 will be mine on surface 1 agent!
December 04, 2000, 07:56:00 AM
that's what I was talking about Wouter, jumping up with right-C, it's a lot faster than switching weapons.

-K..
#4310
Archived Goldeneye / Aztec 2:39!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 04, 2000, 03:47:00 AM
How is that proving anything? He could of put a push button code in for all we know. Last 10 seconds? Would that be while he is waiting in the vent where no one is around and no one can hit him? Where he probably doesn't even move. That's not proving anything. I could so easily do Aztec OO agent in 2:15 and prove the last 10 seconds of it.

-K..
#4311
Archived Goldeneye / To Karl
December 04, 2000, 02:47:00 AM
I didn't send it last weekend but I can send it for sure next weekend.

What's your address? I think that's a pretty important thing I have to know if I'm going to send a tape.

-K..
#4312
Archived Goldeneye / Opinions regarding cruise control, please read...
December 04, 2000, 02:13:00 AM
Okay here's the deal. I and other people agree that cruise control is not cheating. But there are other people who think that cruise control is merely just another form of a push button code or whatever. Here is where we can all express our opinions in a PRODUCTIVE manner.

That is, no swearing, no namecalling, and no personal attacks.

All I want is for people to express how they feel and WHY they feel that way. Why is is cheating, why is it not cheating? That's what we want to know, so just list the reasons why you think how you do.

Here are some points you may like to discuss.

1. Cruise control is just like 1.2, only it gains access to 1.2's advantages using 1.1.

2. Cruise control is faster than 1.1, but only as fast as 1.2.

3. Is there any way to stop people from using cruise control?

Please be civilised.

-K..
#4313
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter :23 runway agent
December 04, 2000, 02:03:00 AM
The rod up your arse Sterling must have a rod up it's arse. He got 23 seconds Sterling! Get over it, shut the fuck up, do whatever you like but don't say all this shit cause now you don't have 100 fucking points on that level.

You want me to play on your level first sterling? I'm already on your fucking level. Get over yourself, no one's gonna like you any more (for the people who still actually like you) if you keep saying shit every time someone gets a new time.

And don't start this whole shit with me Sterling. At least don't swear the shit at me. This swearing ain't making me look so good, but it's needed to get through your thick skull that maybe it's possible for other people to get good times too. Just because you think you're a god doesn't mean that they can't get a time as fast as you.

-K..
#4314
Archived Goldeneye / Aztec 2:39!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 04, 2000, 01:51:00 AM
Don't you think it's weird Sterling? I mean you yell at Wouter for getting all these times so quickly and after other people have gotten faster times, yet you just spring up with new times if someone beats you?
10 seconds on the end of the level? That's not proof Sterling and you know it.

Don't be a hypocrite.

-K..
#4315
Archived Goldeneye / RUNWAY 23 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 04, 2000, 01:47:00 AM
Wow Sterling do you have to be such a dick? You don't have to swear every second word to get a point through, sheesh.

Anyway Sterling you wanna know why you ain't getting 23 seconds on runway? It's because you ain't using CRUISE CONTROL!

-K..

P.S And don't go say that's cheating cause you know damn well that 23 seconds is possible using cruise control just as much as it is possible using 1.2.
#4316
Archived Goldeneye / RUNWAY 23 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 03, 2000, 05:42:00 PM
Why can't you understand that ALL cruise control is, is giving 1.1 users the chance to have the same advantages of 1.2! It's as simple as that! The reason 23 seconds is possible with cruise control is because it's fucking possible with 1.2!

If you want to complain about cheating then go tell all the 1.2 users to go away! Eise is cheating and so is everyone else.

Your ONLY reason for it being a means of cheating is because it can get a faster time, well so can 1.2! And do you call that cheating? No, so what's the deal. It's using a regular controller and it's using a normal function.

Sterling you think anyone who beats one of your times is cheating! You even think that steven is lying about 23! No sterling Eise did not come on as steve and say that he got 23 seconds. Even before he posted 23 seconds on the message boards he told me about it on MSN.

"All cruise control is doing is giving 1.1 users the chance to have the same advantages as 1.2", and do you say 1.2 is cheating? NO! In fact you TELL us to learn it!

-K..
#4317
Archived Goldeneye / 1:06 will be mine on surface 1 agent!
December 03, 2000, 05:29:00 PM
I'm pretty sure using the KF7 is faster. I have a faster way of jumping up and when I jump up I'm facing to the left so I do the left lock then the far lock then the right lock and then the bottom, that's the fastest you can do it.

I don't know why you want to look down and shoot the bottom lock then look up again, that takes too long it's easy to do left, top, right, down. Or right, top, left, down then jump in.

-K..
#4318
Archived Goldeneye / RUNWAY 23 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 03, 2000, 03:13:00 AM
Sterling you are so full of shit. Cruise control isn't cheating it's just like using 1.2 except you can do it on 1.1. If cruise control was cheating that means that using 1.2 is cheating also. Why can't you get that through your head? If you want to get 23 seconds on runway than use cruise control!

I bet you tried all day to get 23 seconds using cruise control on runway but you couldn't get it and now you are saying that it's cheating because you can't use it.

Anyway, it IS using the normal control setting and it's using the normal controller. If it actually made you run faster it would be cheating, but it doesn't, all it does is give 1.1 users the opportunity to have the same advantages of 1.2! What's so bad about that!

Sterling, for god's sake just shut up about how you think everyone's cheating. Why would Steven say he got a time he really didn't get? If he couldn't get proof everyone would just say he was cheating so shut your mouth until he ACTUALLY doesn't prove it.

-K..
#4319
Archived Goldeneye / 0:53 possible on Surface 2 agent!!!!!
December 01, 2000, 05:31:00 AM
go up to the top of the dish and put a mine above where the computers should be, blow up the mine and you'll notice that you just completed objective a http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Well instead of going around the left side of the dish stay on the right side and from there peg a mine up onto the roof, it's very hard to do I haven't done it successfully yet (I have done it after several attempts with infinite ammo though) but it's possible.

-K..
#4320
Archived Goldeneye / 0:53 possible on Surface 2 agent!!!!!
November 30, 2000, 05:35:00 AM
I made the biggest discovery just then! I was fooling around to see if there were any other places that you could put the remote to make the computers blow up and I found that you could actually blow the computers up if I mine landed above them on the roof!

Now I've played the level and it IS possible to get the mine onto the roof and on the right spot with HEAPS of luck and skill, it shouldn't be all that hard though if you practice.

I played the level and through the mine on the roof and kept doing the level even though I didn't blow up the computers and the best I got was 0:53.

What do you think about this? I know FOR SURE that a new World Record will come from this level on agent and hopefully I can be the first person to get it.

-K..
#4321
Archived Goldeneye / 1:06 will be mine on surface 1 agent!
November 30, 2000, 05:32:00 AM
You don't need to be shot, and I think with a jump 1:06 will be fairly easy considering.

oh my god I made a big discovery just then read the post I will make in a minute.

-K..
#4322
Archived Goldeneye / 1:06 will be mine on surface 1 agent!
November 29, 2000, 05:39:00 PM
This time is so possible for me it hurts not having it done. Think about it, I got 1:08 WITHOUT jumping up the ladder! How many seconds just it take to get up the ladder?

-K..
#4323
Archived Goldeneye / Tape Progress!
November 29, 2000, 03:16:00 AM
Unbelievable! After about 3 goes of Surface 1 on agent I manage to TAPE 1:07! Hehe, that run wasn't the best either. However, I DO infact have a faster way of getting up the ladder but craig will have to tell you about that when he sees the time http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

I might be able to tape tonight but probably not. I'll tape heaps on friday for sure and hopefully I can get some cradle agent happening.

-K..
#4324
Archived Goldeneye / Karl Destined to Become Number 5!!!
November 29, 2000, 03:12:00 AM
I will play and play and play until I become 5th best goldeneye player in the world. Or unless, Wouter Janson proves himself, then I will try to become 6th best in the world. Of course, I'll still try to become 5th anyway.

I'm number 6 now and I need about 100 points to catch up to graeme faulds and looking at my times that should be fairly achievable before the end of the year.

-K..
#4325
Archived Goldeneye / maturaty
November 29, 2000, 01:51:00 AM
I'm gonna play video games at least until I'm 40, then maybe till I'm 50, I'll never become the Grandpa that is really un-co and can't even tie his own shoelaces.

I'll become mature but I'll still be soughta childlike when I grow up, I like the way I am now and I hope it doesn't change too much.

-K..
#4326
Archived Goldeneye / My Goals for Today......
November 28, 2000, 04:20:00 AM
Ok I just got 2:32 for statue OOA on tape, I did the new strafe line but I went really crap I could of gone at least a second faster.

I couldn't get 1:08 again on bunker 2 secret agent but I had heaps of tries and showed my skill in different areas. Best I did was 1:13.

Also got Surface 2 OOA in 1:56 and ummm....some train.  Silo agent, frigate agent, and that's about it for now.

-K..
#4327
Archived Goldeneye / My Goals for Today......
November 28, 2000, 02:19:00 AM
Cool, I just got 1:08 on bunker 2 secret agent, I'm gonna put in the tape now and try to better that run.

-K..
#4328
Archived Goldeneye / My Goals for Today......
November 28, 2000, 02:01:00 AM
Today I hope to get these times and surpass Michael Coe in points. Actually, I already HAVE surpassed Michael Coe in points, it's just that Wes didn't update all of my times and I have some new ones now.....

Bunker 1: SA 0:30
Silo: A 1:16
Bunker 2: SA and OO agent - Better times at least, I know I could do better if I didn't worry about the guards.
Statue: OOA 2:31
Cradle: A 0:43

Ahh that should do me just nice and any other times would be sweet.

-K..

P.S HA! Michael Coe said I would never pass him http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  Unless he gets better times fast I am in front of him http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">
#4329
Archived Goldeneye / Im taking a break
November 28, 2000, 01:53:00 AM
9th grade? How old are you Tim?

-K..
#4330
Archived Goldeneye / Deadline for new times is 5:30 EST
November 28, 2000, 01:48:00 AM
Wes you didn't update some of my times, I'll check through the times and send you my news ones and the ones you forgot.

-K..
#4331
Archived Goldeneye / Tape Progress!
November 27, 2000, 05:26:00 PM
I'll tape tonight and put 2:31 for statue on their. I'll also try and get around 53 seconds for egyptian again. Then I'll go for bunker 1 OO agent, and maybe some aztec but I don't know how long is left on the tape.

If I have room after that I'll see if I can tape me getting 1:51 or better on Train SA http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4332
Archived Goldeneye / Small favour for statue...
November 27, 2000, 07:24:00 AM
Jesus I finally got 2:31 on agent and secret agent, Now I'm trying for 2:31 or 2:30 on OO agent, wish me luck....

-K..
#4333
Archived Goldeneye / Small favour for statue...
November 27, 2000, 03:00:00 AM
Can you please tell me how often the flight recorder is in the right spot for you? In total I've played that level for about 2 hours and it hasn't been in the right spot AT ALL.

Thanks,

-K..
#4334
Archived Goldeneye / One Level Left......
November 25, 2000, 08:23:00 AM
What??!! You need to say that again ok I don't think you need one level before you beat all of Sterling's times.

-K..
#4335
Archived Goldeneye / Statue Agent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 25, 2000, 08:21:00 AM
Oh man I know for a fact that I can get 2:30 now. I HAVE FOUND A NEW STRAFE LINE! It's totally different to Wes's vid and Sterling MUST use it to get 2:29.

I get 2:31 EVERYTIME and on my crappiest run I got 2:32, but the flight recorder is NEVER there! JESUS CHRIST!

Anyway in the near future I will become 2nd best in the world at statue http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4336
Archived Goldeneye / Statue Agent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 25, 2000, 05:23:00 AM
Craig do you have MSN or ICQ?

-K..
#4337
Archived Goldeneye / He Karl: Cruise control?????
November 25, 2000, 05:22:00 AM
Cruise Control is when you push down on the control stick then press R+L+Start to make that the neutral position. It's not cheating, it doesn't make you run ANY faster at all, it just makes you keep the same pace when turning corners, JUST LIKE 1.2!

It's not cheating.

-K..
#4338
Archived Goldeneye / Statue Agent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 25, 2000, 05:20:00 AM
cool, I might try statue as well, I know I can beat 2:32 but I haven't really tried much. I have a different strafe path than the video.

-K..
#4339
Archived Goldeneye / Best Possible Times
November 25, 2000, 03:16:00 AM
I think the lowest possible time for Train SA would be around 1:49 not 1:50. And train agent would be 1:14 or 1:13. Because when I finished my 1:21 run I finished it at 43??, tim says eise finishes at 49??, and my run wasn't perfect. So take away 6 seconds first then take away mistakes and you have yourself 1:13 or 1:14.

-K..
#4340
Archived Goldeneye / 2 World Records in 10 Minutes!
November 25, 2000, 03:11:00 AM
I'm sending my tape to Mike first, then if he wants he can send it to you. If not when I get it back I'll send it to you.

By the way there is a little problem with my tape because the sound is very low. You guys will have to put up with very little sound. I hope that doesn't piss you off http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4341
Archived Goldeneye / Tape Progress!
November 25, 2000, 03:05:00 AM
No sterling you didn't read what I said properly. I said I got 1:21 and I finished the cutting the floor at 0:57.
If I had cut the floor at my best and gotten out before the timer started I would of had 1:17 or 1:18.

1:51 is beatable.

-K..
#4342
Archived Goldeneye / Tape Progress!
November 24, 2000, 11:27:00 PM
Damnit! I got 1:21 on train agent and I finished cutting the floor at 0:57! That would of been so sweet. Well I can't tape for now though cause my parents have to watch TV....maybe tonight.

-K..
#4343
Archived Goldeneye / Tape Progress!
November 24, 2000, 10:52:00 PM
Oh my god I'm on a roll! I just got 1:53 on train SA! I won't try that level again any time soon but beating 1:51 won't be too hard.

-K..
#4344
Archived Goldeneye / Tape Progress!
November 24, 2000, 10:07:00 PM
Mike I should be able to send the tape next weekend m'kay. Here are the times that mean anything I've taped so far:

Dam: Agent - 0:56 Secret agent - 1:25
Facility: agent - 0:53 OO agent - 1:04 (failed)
runway: OO agent - 0:41 (failed)
Silo: agent - 1:17
Frigate: OO agent - 1:23 (failed)
Surface 2: agent - 0:56
Bunker 2: agent - 0:29
Archives: agent - 0:19
Depot: Tries of OO agent and SA
Train: Tries of agent
Control: agent - 4:13 (failed)
caverns: agent - 1:05

Just today I have gotten these new times:

Dam SA 1:25
Facility A 0:53
Bunker 1 OOA 1:18
Caverns A 1:05

Michael Coe Watch Out! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4345
Archived Goldeneye / Oh my dear lord!
November 24, 2000, 08:07:00 PM
I'm REALLY going to have to send my tape of to michael really quick because the speed in which I'm improving my times is rediculous! Just half an hour ago I got 1:18 on bunker 1 OO agent! It was so sweet, almost exactly the same as sterling went in his video. Exept I killed people more cleanly. Also I stopped for a second at the very beginning before I ran into the big room to kill the guy with 2 klobbs.

-K..
#4346
Archived Goldeneye / 2 World Records in 10 Minutes!
November 24, 2000, 08:04:00 PM
It's not cheating Wes, just as long as you do it with a normal controller it's totally legit. How in any way is it cheating? Why can 1.2 people cheat and 1.1 people can't?

-K..
#4347
Archived Goldeneye / school's nearly finished!...
November 24, 2000, 05:45:00 PM
Well Michael you're gonna have to improve those SA and OO agent times if you want to stay ahead of me. I should get infront of you in agent points very soon, then when school finishes I'll work on SA and OO agent. Watch your back son http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Man, my OO agent times SUCK a really big cock. When I improve them my points will really rise....

-K..
#4348
Archived Goldeneye / 2 World Records in 10 Minutes!
November 24, 2000, 05:32:00 PM
Yes Mike I'm still sending the you my tape, I'll see if I can add all my new times to it. I'll be able to add hopefully the 2 agent WR's, plus dam OO agent in 2:18 or less. Actually, I'll start taping in half an hour or so and get a lot of the tape done.

Also I DID use cruise control which is probably why I got the times. Dam was absolutely sweet though. The part where you shoot the lock and go through the gate was godly.

-K..
#4349
Archived Goldeneye / 2 World Records in 10 Minutes!
November 24, 2000, 08:01:00 AM
I'm so happy now that I just got another 2 agent WR's! First I got 0:55 on surface 2 after about half an hour, then I got 0:55 on dam 5 minutes later!

Sweet, my rank is certainly going to go up to 7th in the world.

-K..
#4350
Archived Goldeneye / school's nearly finished!...
November 24, 2000, 02:01:00 AM
When school finishes for me in a couple of weeks I will play goldeneye HEAPS! My OO agent times will really be improved and same for SA. I'm hoping I can beat Michael Coe in Rank by the end of the year http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4351
Archived Goldeneye / My new times =)
November 24, 2000, 01:57:00 AM
Well here's what I do:

Open the shed door and kill the guy on the right. Run in and get out gun. Run behind the mainframes over to the left side of the shed and shoot the mainframes as you go. Run for the key as you blow up the screen and grab the key. The mainframes should blow up but if not just shoot them as you run back outside. When you run back outside go on the opposite side of the boxes that you came in with, don't go behind the mainframes twice.

I'm not the best in the world and I got 0:58 so someone better than me like Wes could go heaps faster.

I've been getting heaps of new times as well. I moved up to 8th spot last update and hopefully I'll move up to 7th in the next update.

tonight I'll try and get 0:55 on damn and 1:05 on caverns agent. I should get at least 1:05 on caverns cause I got 1:06 on a crappy run and I got shot by the last drone gun.

I also might work on SA and OO agent levels to get those ranks up a bit.

-K..
#4352
Archived Goldeneye / My new times =)
November 23, 2000, 05:34:00 PM
I have a different OO agent strat that I used to get 0:58 where I survive 4 out of 5 times or 7 out of 10 times. It may be faster and it's a lot safer.

-K..
#4353
Archived Goldeneye / whats everyones favourite level???
November 23, 2000, 02:02:00 AM
Well my best level for points is depot, I SHOULD be in the top 3 for that. I'll try tonight though and get at least 0:49 on SA, hopefully I can get 0:48. then tomorrow I might get 0:27 on agent, I should be able to get that because I got 0:28 on a crap run, I got stuck and everything.

The level I like next is frigate, but the only time that shows it is my OO agent one. I'm ashamed of that though, it's pretty bad in my standards.

I like archives too, and I think the next level I like will be egypt cause I got 0:53 on agent on a crap run.

-K..
#4354
Archived Goldeneye / See ya!
November 21, 2000, 05:13:00 PM
I'm your friend Wouter

-K..
#4355
Archived Goldeneye / Anyone for Sterling videos? More I mean...?
November 21, 2000, 07:37:00 AM
I don't really need videos for strats anymore because I'm getting better and I know most of the strats anyway.

But I wouldn't mind seeing a little bit more of:

Dam SA and OOA
Silo SA
Statue 2:29
Control SA and OOA
Cradle SA and OOA

These times are the ones I'm struggling with.

-K..
#4356
Archived Goldeneye / Control 00 strat!!!
November 20, 2000, 05:29:00 PM
These guys make me sick. They push the fact that you have to prove your times so much, then they actually lash out at everyone when told they need proof.

You can't give proof a year ago and then say you don't need proof anymore. You ALWAYS need proof when you get world records.

I didn't understand any word of Steven's walkthrough so I can't try it.

-K..
#4357
Archived Goldeneye / Frigate 00A WR
November 19, 2000, 08:43:00 PM
Gees if only I got 1:23. I'll try again though I could easily get that time again.

You can't do OO agent like Secret agent because you WILL die. I repeat, you WILL die. unless you are some kind of god you will not survive.

-K..
#4358
Archived Goldeneye / Aside from SOS..
November 19, 2000, 08:34:00 PM
Right now I have the main walkthrough site at gamefaqs. It's only tect right now but I'm hoping someone will make it into a HTML site.

Just go to Gamefaqs, then look at goldeneye and check out my fast times guide. I haven't written out walkthroughs for all of the levels and I'm reformatting it at the moment but it's way better than SOS.

-K..
#4359
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Two of my Three Goals have been completed.
November 18, 2000, 02:45:00 AM
My main goal now is to get 1:16 on villa agent using 1.1. Many people think this impossible but I will prove them wrong.

I got 1:18 just then, and when I get 1:17 I will begin to tape my tries for 1:16.

-K..
#4360
Archived Goldeneye / Tim grenebys picture online
November 17, 2000, 09:06:00 AM
Hehe, sorry Tim, I didn't mean to offend you.

When I post a picture of me you can laugh at that photo http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4361
Archived Goldeneye / Tim grenebys picture online
November 17, 2000, 07:40:00 AM
Hehe, Tim is funny lookin http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

I'm 14 and slim but not fit. I used to be though when I played soccer.

100m: 15 seconds
200m: 30 seconds

hmmmm........

I feel so young. You just wait, when I get to your age I'll be the best in the world at both goldeneye and perfect dark. You'll see, one day.

-K..
#4362
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Important - Everyone read
November 16, 2000, 06:01:00 PM
Why are you saying that it takes time to get used to? Run-strafingwith it is almost exactly the same as run-strafing with the neutralposition in the centre.

You can't use it all the time,but it's helpful for people who don't want to learn 1.2 (likeme), but they still want a change at least.

It's a lotfaster for me because my controller is SLIGHTLY worn but it makesa difference.

-K..
#4363
Archived Goldeneye / Een oliebol is lekker
November 16, 2000, 06:51:00 AM
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing Steven!

-K..
#4364
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Important - Everyone read
November 15, 2000, 05:32:00 PM
Awwww crap, if Snap or Paragon had posted this it would probably have 100 posts by now.

-K..
#4365
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Important - Everyone read
November 15, 2000, 05:07:00 PM
Well realistically it's not cheating, seeing as you aren't going faster than anyone else is. All it does is give a 1.1 user the same speed as a 1.2 user.

There is absolutely no advantage over 1.2, it doesn't make you run-strafe faster than anyone else can.

-K..
#4366
Archived Goldeneye / My Tape
November 15, 2000, 07:37:00 AM
Awww I want to see it too! I live in Australia so I'm closest! I can't put it on the net though http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">  Actually, if you make 2 copies, send 1 to me, and I'll send it along with my tape to the Coes, then he could send mine and your tape back to you.

It WILL work this way! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4367
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Important - Everyone read
November 15, 2000, 05:31:00 AM
Well here is what I've been working on for a while now, but I need to know your opinions on it. I've never used it myself but I think it might be a breakthrough for people who don't use 1.2.

Well here is what I was thinking. As you know, if you turn on the N64 while the control stick is diagonal the game will think that the direction the control stick was facing is the neutral position. And you also should know that you can set the neutral direction to anything you want by press start+R+L.

Therefore, if you pull the control stick all the way down and set it as the neutral position, when you put the control stick back to the centre, you will run forwards at your maximum speed. Now this is where it becomes interesting.

Theoretically then, no matter where the control stick is, just as long as it doesn't go below the centre position, you will always be running your fastest. So if you were to turn a corner and push the control stick to the left, you will turn the corner at EXACTLY the same speed as a 1.2 user would.

The control isn't affected in any way whatsoever, you can still move in any direction freely as if the control stick was in neutral EXCEPT for moving backwards. But if you ever need to move backwards or stand still, all you need to do is pause and set the control stick back to the normal neutral position.

Also, for control sticks that are worn, by setting the neutral position this way you can push the control stick normally when run-strafing using 1.1, and you will running just as fast as a brand new controller which could help a lot of people.

However I don't know if this would be looked upon as cheating. All it does is allow a 1.1 user to turn corners the same speed as a 1.2 user.

In my opinion this is a HUGE breakthrough, what are your opinions.

-K..

P.S I tried WAR slow mo with the control pushed down as the neutral setting, I went at least half a second faster when I got to the door.
#4368
Archived Goldeneye / I'M BACK ONLINE!!!
November 14, 2000, 05:45:00 PM
After a full terrifying week without the internet I'm finally back online. Can't talk now though cause I have to go to school.

-K..
#4369
Archived Goldeneye / Wes, I have a video request
November 03, 2000, 05:10:00 AM
I can get the bug on the helicopter and get back to the boat in 27 seconds about 30% of the time. However the hostages haven't escaped for me yet and I have no idea how they are supposed to.

After I kill the 2nd hostage taker I open the door leading to the stairs and press start. I get the tracker and run down the small steps to the right of the door. then I just peg the bug over the ledge area from that platform area. I don't go too far down the platform and you don't need to throw it that far.

I'm just waiting for the day when the hostages actually escape.

-K..
#4370
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Faster strat in the 2nd room of G5?
November 03, 2000, 02:42:00 AM
I do it different to snap and I think the way I do it may be in fact faster.

What I do is after I run behind the glass I stand in the centre of the room with my back to the dumspter than you usually stand behind when taking out the guards. A guard appears directly in front of me so I kill him and then half a second later another guards run in front of me from the right so I kill him as he runs past.

Then I turn left towards the door I used to enter the room and the other 2 guards should be right in front of the door. so I just kill them both with a few bullets and I get the key card instantly.

From the time I go behind the glass to the time I open the blue door is about 6 seconds.

Try it out and tell me if this strat is faster.

-K..
#4371
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / which one is better.....
November 03, 2000, 02:28:00 AM
Goldeneye will always be my favourite game.

No game will ever have the impact Goldeneye did.

-K..
#4372
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / MASSIVE GLITCH IN G5!!!
November 03, 2000, 02:05:00 AM
I have absolutely no idea why this happened, but I was playing G5 building on perfect agent and I was going crap so I restarted. I was in the first room at the time.

Well you know how in the opening sequence joanna kills that guard? Well check this out! The opening sequence I saw was that of the scene you have to watch when you send the campsy into the meeting! for the opening scene I saw casandra talking to the skedar guy and trent!

It doesn't end there either, after the scene had finished and I started the level it said mission objective 3 completed!

I was lucky to have my goldeneye tape in my vcr and I was able to tape this happening! So the coe brothers will see me completing objective 3 before I even started!

Weird....

-K..
#4373
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / 1.1 Players Post here
November 03, 2000, 01:08:00 AM
1.1
#4374
Archived Goldeneye / Where do you guys chat?
November 02, 2000, 09:33:00 PM
My ICQ number is 81902972 and my MSN is k_J..@hotmail.com.

Jon, it says your online but you're not responding! heh, you must be off playing perfect dark http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4375
Archived Goldeneye / Where do you guys chat?
November 02, 2000, 07:07:00 PM
Paragon's ICQ # is 84988634.

Jon, what is your MSN and ICQ address I want to add you!

-K..
#4376
Archived Goldeneye / I'm feeling really bad.....
November 01, 2000, 05:41:00 PM
I wish you had of started to update regularly earlier Wes but now it's too late! You've gone and ****** yourself up. Now just once we start to create the GE Elite you start updating again and now we are in a sticky situation.

It's like a bloody war out their. The only thing is, YOU are the only person fighting!

I've said this heaps of times Wes and even in my e-mail I said that you have to look at it from OUR point of view! If something better comes along we take it and grasp it! No, I do not want to undermine the GE world rankings. I am not a man or someone with reasoning to do something like that. No, I am just a 14 year old boy who loves getting fast times, and when the World record site hasn't been updated for several months, I leap onto the GE Elite! It's not OUR fault.

You will NEVER match the update speed of the GE Elite using a mail-based system. And the fact that you were wrong in saying that we were mail based totally destroyed your whole argument.

It was YOU who thought this whole thing was about fame. It was YOU who got emotional. And it was YOU who started the war. Well if you want to take it like that fine, I'm sure we can competitively battle it out. But you've lost a lot of followers Wes, and the GE Elite has MANY advantages over the GE world records.

Look at it from OUR point of view.

-K..
#4377
Archived Goldeneye / The GE Elite-Read, Reply
November 01, 2000, 05:22:00 PM
And another thing Wes, it's not just me. It's not like I'm the only man on campus. There are a few people working together on this and I only cover a small part of it.

And also about not sending the times of other people, how pathetic is that Wes. Come on, we can just look at your site and take the times. But really, is that neseccary? It's their decision to make. if they don't want to be it's their decision but that's just really foolish by you. And sooner or later it will become a contest of popularity, and your losing a lot of that.

I don't what else to say Wes, I can't change what is happening, nor can I change your opinion about it. I didn't want this to become a fight or for you to hate me. I even still want you to have my times on the site, but I don't know if you want me their. And if you don't that's the lowest you can get, so hopefully that won't happen.

-K..
#4378
Archived Goldeneye / The GE Elite-Read, Reply
November 01, 2000, 05:13:00 PM
Jesus Wes haven't you been reading all of the posts! The GE Elite began AGES ago! You have EVERYTHING wrong!

1. It's not being made by me it's being made by Paragon, I have no real HTML skills.

2. It will NOT be mail-based, it will be similar to the Perfect Dark elite where people have their own pages.

3. It will updated every few hours by select people who check the updated times first.

4. People have the right to make their own decisions!

Next time before you make a big post like this make sure you read all of the messages that go around! The message you posted introduced NOTHING to the argument, and it was all wrong!

-K..
#4379
Archived Goldeneye / Bunker 1 challenge
November 01, 2000, 06:42:00 AM
Hey Eise I tried your bunker 1 challenge.

I killed 24 people and I escaped in 38 seconds. Try and beat that http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  I think 35 is like really easy. I figured out a strat.

-K..
#4380
Archived Goldeneye / Bunker 1 challenge
November 01, 2000, 06:22:00 AM
Hey Mike, I thought to myself, if Tom can do it, I can do it. So, I had a few goes and I got 0:19. Then I thought, "wait a second, that was a crap run, how could I get 0:19". So I had a few more goes and got 18 seconds! You may not believe this but going around the left way is MUCH easier! I'll tape it if you like. I could get 0:18 piss easy going around the left way.

Oh, and I'll go try that kill 23 people in bunker challenge.

-K..
#4381
Archived Goldeneye / I just got 0:58 on Depot 00 agent!
November 01, 2000, 06:04:00 AM
I'll have a look at your times tomorrow and say what I would like you to tape.

-K..
#4382
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / The GOLDENEYE WORLD RANKINGS UPDATE 10/31/00
November 01, 2000, 02:06:00 AM
The ranking were updated before I was added and that was 6 months ago. My first taste of the rankings is only today.

My rank should improve in the next update though because I have times that aren't on the sight that I just e-mailed to Wes.

-K..
#4383
Archived Goldeneye / I just got 0:58 on Depot 00 agent!
November 01, 2000, 01:48:00 AM
Just as long as someone else from the Elite can verify your times that is considered proof enough. It would be stupid if you had to put it on the net as not every has a capture card.

-K..
#4384
Archived Goldeneye / Rene sent me the stuff for the Rankigns
October 31, 2000, 04:44:00 AM
Thank god, I've been waiting 6 months to have my name on the rankings.

-K..
#4385
Archived Goldeneye / I just got 0:58 on Depot 00 agent!
October 31, 2000, 04:43:00 AM
Well Mike I hope you like looking at A LOT of failed attempts http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  I fail a lot but I still have the times in the middle of everything. so far I have taped myself getting these times:

Dam SA: 1:26 (didn't destroy an alarm but oh well)
facility: 1:04 (HOWEVER, alec wasn't facing me when I ran down the stairs, I would of had 1:04)
Silo agent: 1:17 (a new record for me, it wasn't a very good run)
Frigate OO agent: 1:23 (I failed however, but you see how I do it. I got to the boat in 1:23 VERY comfortably.
Archives agent: 0:19 (I can get 0:18 if you want)
I taped myself doing depot and you will see how I do it from that. It will be VERY hard to get under 0:58 on tape so I don't know if I can do it.

I also did 4:16 on control agent to prove that I can do it. hmmm....what else do you SPECIFICELY want me to tape?

Oh, I did train a bit but not successfully, it's pretty hard.

-K..
#4386
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Some very bad news for 1.1 users.
October 31, 2000, 02:23:00 AM
Trust me, 0:53 on Depot OOA is impossible if you want me to put it sweet. Unless destroying the cache only takes an extra 5 seconds (which it doesn't) you won't get 0:53. You would have to have a run that would get you at about 0:46 if you were playing secret agent. Trust me, that ain't gonna happen.

In other words Sterling is just exploding out the back door.

-K..
#4387
Archived Goldeneye / I just got 0:58 on Depot 00 agent!
October 30, 2000, 05:41:00 PM
I could do those times piss. I'll do nearly all of my times cause that won't fill the tape! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Anyway I just got 1:29 on frigate OO agent. I seem to be beating my old time by a second each day.

I'll get to work on the tape this afternoon and I'll post the times I have.

-K..
#4388
Archived Goldeneye / Cinemas?
October 30, 2000, 01:47:00 AM
It would be sweet to meet.

-K..
#4389
Archived Goldeneye / Elite Text Files/Web Pages!
October 29, 2000, 05:58:00 PM
I've got my "text" page up now http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">

*looks at HTML page and cries*

-K..
#4390
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / WOOHOO PD is now being put back on the shelf...
October 29, 2000, 05:51:00 PM
I haven't played perfect dark for ages. Right now I'm playing Goldeneye. Heh, I never thought that I'd put down perfect dark for goldeneye when it came out.

-K..
#4391
Archived Goldeneye / I just got 0:58 on Depot 00 agent!
October 29, 2000, 05:42:00 PM
I could have any times you want mike on tape. Most of the times on my tape aren't hard to get anyway, the missions don't have to be completed though, you just need to see that I can do it.

I'll fill up an 8 hour tape with runs and stuff and hopefully I can tape a WR run on depot OO agent. How I do it is pretty sweet but I don't know how sterling does it. Does he run up the right side of the hut when trying to blow up the computer screen? then get the key and shoot the computers as he is coming back? Cause I do it differently.

Anyway Mike, just go through and choose anytimes that you want to see and I'll do them.

-K..
#4392
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Some very bad news for 1.1 users.
October 28, 2000, 03:36:00 AM
I'll never even try to learn 1.2, 1.1 is how I was meant to be. I will NEVER, no matter how hard I try be as good with 1.2 as I am with 1.1. The control, the smoothness is just unreachable with 1.2. Possibly it is, but I just couldn't fathom how someone using 1.2 could be more presice than someone using 1.1. Just by clicking buttons, changing guns, and opening doors you will always have to sacrafice.

And Wes, with 1:00 on agent Jungle is not your bitch. Michael coe got 0:59. You can use the proof excuse if you want but realistically you KNOW that he isn't lying.

Do you think I'm lying when I say that I got 0:58 on depot OO agent? Do you think I'm lying when I say 0:56 is possible when you say that 0:57 isn't possible. Know matter how good you think you are you can't make judgements on the fastest possible time.

-K..
#4393
Archived Goldeneye / I just got 0:58 on Depot 00 agent!
October 28, 2000, 02:17:00 AM
Man! YES! I RULE! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)">

Anyway, I'm gonna keep trying all night on OO agent and secret agent. I think I could so easily get 0:48 or even 0:47 on secret agent.

Hold on to your seat belt ladies and gentlemen cause I'm gonna get 0:56 on depot OO agent! I do it differently to sterling but I won't tell you cause this is mine. I want michael coe to see it first when I send him my tape.

-K..
#4394
Archived Goldeneye / Cinemas?
October 27, 2000, 11:22:00 PM
In my FAQ I'm gonna put when you should start on all of the levels.

-K..
#4395
Archived Goldeneye / New World's Best GE Player?
October 27, 2000, 11:15:00 PM
Frigate is pretty easy, it's just getting the hostages released that is hard. I got this walkthrough from WOUTER JANSEN so give him the credit.

From the start go up the ramp and turn left when you get to the ship. Climb the stairs furthest away from you and kill the guard at the end of the hallway. Move down and open the door on the right. Kill the hostage then run towards the door on the right and kill the next hostage.

run through the door on the left and then run down the stairs on the right. Turn right and go down the next stairs. Do a me-turn http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)">  to the left and got to the next door. Kill the hostage taker. run through down the hallway. Kill the next hostage and run straight ahead.

Kill the 2 guards and open the next door. run ahead duck down and kill hostage taker. Press start and stand up as you do. Get out defuser and defuse bomb. run back and up the stairs. Shoot guards that are in your way to stop from getting hit. Run up the end open door and open the next door as you press start.

Get out the tracker bug and throw on helicopter. Run to the left and up the stairs. Now this is where Wouter says that he goes in the door on the left then through the rooms and run down the stairs on the other side of the ship, but that is way slower. If you have enough health you can go straight ahead and disarm the bomb and free the hostage  the secret agent way.

run straight ahead and down and up the stairs. Open the door and run into the room killing the hostage taker. Get behind the hostage and press start. Get out the bomb defuser and defuse the bomb. Run back through the door and get onto the boat. If you're lucky the hostage that you just released escaped before you reached the boat. It's happened to me once (when I got 1:23), and wouter says it should happen about 1/5 times.

so there you go.

-K..
#4396
Archived Goldeneye / I'm having trouble with the .txt extension
October 27, 2000, 09:33:00 PM
I don't know how to do the extension right. I have the file in my file manager with the .txt extension, but if I try to view it the thing asks me to download it.

How do I make it so that you can just view it?

-K..
#4397
Archived Goldeneye / The GoldenEye Elite is a BAD idea...
October 27, 2000, 07:15:00 PM
You say that there might be a person that stuffs up the rankings with fake WR's, but they will be removed. If Damien coe says that he got those records he would be put on hold until he gets proof. The easiest way would be to send it to me.

Also, I'll ask the coes if I can send my tape to them. I think it was about 6 months when Wes told me not to send my tape to him, and that he would tell me where to send the tape. EVERY e-mail I sent him I asked where to send the tape but he didn't even mention the subject. But I have the coe's address on the proof page on the elite so I'll send it there.

-K..
#4398
Archived Goldeneye / The GoldenEye Elite is a BAD idea...
October 27, 2000, 08:37:00 AM
Maybe you are not hearing us right, if someone posts a rediculous time than we will cut their link to the elite. Why is that so hard to believe? If there is a time we don't believe but is possible we will ask for proof and that time will be put on hold.

There might be heaps of cheaters in the Perfect Dark elite but you don't know.

The Goldeneye Elite will go ahead and if you think bad of it then feel free not to join. But posting opinions like this won't stop the Elite from going ahead.

If anything, we would be looking for support not discouragement. Can't you see the excitement? Can't you feel the excitement? How much good will saying "it's a bad idea" do? Please, just don't post stuff like this. Just let us do our thing and hopefully you can look past yourself. All we want to do is make Goldeneye WR's better. If it fails we will just fall back to Goldeneye Elite, but our hopes are high.

And if Wes holds a grudge then that really shows how much sportsmanship he really has.

-K..
#4399
Archived Goldeneye / The GoldenEye Elite is a BAD idea...
October 27, 2000, 01:17:00 AM
I mean, I know your site has been the world record site for so long, but really, YOU CAN'T BLAME US! The WR site wasn't updated for 5 months! And you can't say, "I'll update it more now", because we just won't believe you. Bi-weekly or "monthly" updates is in no means enough. Unless you want to update a few times a day go right ahead, but if you can't compete with what the elite has to offer the players aren't gonna keep with your site.

And it won't be mail based, haven't you read all of the posts? It will be auto-matic, however there will be mods who will allow the times to go through. If there is doubt then we just cut the link from the site, simple as that.

Also, about the proof. I realise that people won't be able to give proof, but sometimes you just have to look past that. I mean like at damien coe, has he got proof? No, but we KNOW he isn't lying just from trust. And it's that TRUST that makes it work. I realise the situation, and it's hard to decide what to do, but it can be fun as well. It doesn't have to be that serious. Of course there has to be a certain amount of seriousness to it but there has to be a little bit of fun as well.

Also, just the atmosphere of the elite will be great. Everyone working together, not just one person doing everything. Everyone will have a chance to make their own page and be a part of it. Plus, the forums will be cool and everyone will talk be able to communicate with everyone else.

I could wrap up the elite in one word: SWEET!

-K..

"Yes, I founded the Goldeneye Elite http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> "
#4400
Archived Goldeneye / New World's Best GE Player?
October 27, 2000, 12:50:00 AM
I remember more than a year ago a guy named Jimmy Thai proclaimed some inbelievable times for F-Zero X. Wes REFUSED to believe him or put him on the WR site. However, this guy was 100% telling the truth, and he has even proved it to us. He has shown us pictures and tought us strats we never thought possible. Just with Jimmy's help I've beaten most of Wes' times in about a month.

Also about Frigate 00 agent 1:20 is so unbelievably possible. I mean, I WOULD of had 1:23 but I didn't defuse one of the bombs. Damn, but there is still plenty of time.

Isn't it weird that as soon as someone comes in with faster times everyone starts improving? I mean, I K.. wasn't that good even though I was somehow ranked 9th or 10th in the world. Now I would guess that I"m ranked 6th or something, probably higher though.
Hopefully the rankings will be updated soon, that's the main reason for the elite, is to have UPDATED RANKINGS! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4401
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Infiltration Help
October 26, 2000, 12:44:00 AM
When I was playing the door was never open. I'm guessing it is to do with PAL. I'm a PAL user and it is never open for me so maybe that is it.

-K..
#4402
Archived Goldeneye / Cinemas?
October 25, 2000, 04:21:00 PM
Yes there is, but I forget them. The only one that I know and it's not nessecary but it helps is waiting for the first words to dissapear on archives.

-K..
#4403
Archived Goldeneye / Elite Text Files/Web Pages!
October 25, 2000, 06:09:00 AM
I'll do 37-40. I don't know what else is taken so I'll just do these for now.

-K..
#4404
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Train WR has been beaten!
October 24, 2000, 04:23:00 PM
I use the RC-P90. Trust me, you will not do much better than 1:21 without the RC-P90. You really need the RC-P90 at the end too. Because after you destroy the final brake and run out into the last room, the 2 guards and ourumov should be lined up in a straight line. You just bolt in and blast away and then get straight to the lock.

You also need the RC-P90 to shoot the box on the right in the 2nd car. Plus it probably saves you time in the hallways as well.

-K..
#4405
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Train WR has been beaten!
October 24, 2000, 06:44:00 AM
damnit! I just read Wes's post about him getting 1:21 too! However I'm still gonna get 1:18 and no one will stop me! HAHAHAHA!

Insane to get 1:21? This is so unbelievable. Why doesn't anyone know how to do this stage really good! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4406
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Chris Rayola...Please read with regard to GE
October 24, 2000, 06:02:00 AM
Please read the topic I just posted because I just broke the train WR!

-K..

Oh, and now that train is out of the way, archives here I come! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">
#4407
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Train WR has been beaten!
October 24, 2000, 06:00:00 AM
For the last 2 hours I have been playing train on agent in Goldeneye. Well, you will not believe the news I have for you! First I'll tell you the time I just got. My time for train agent was 1:21. However, it doesn't end there. I got 1:21 on a CRAP, yes you heard me right, and CRAP run.

I've been playing a lot and it is really hard to keep Natalya alive at the end. However, I have finished the stage with 1:22 BUT I finished cutting the grate at around 56-57. So, I should have cut it 4 seconds faster. So I'm thinking that the best possible time is around 1:17-18.

I'm not kidding you, I think Wouter Jansen's time is very possible, but we don't know if he is telling the truth. I could write you a full walkthrough if you want, plus I need it for my FAQ.

Also, I might be able to post some videos and proof of my times! I have a friend who knows this guy who can take the movies onto the computer for me. So, hopefully in the next few weeks I can get that organised. Hopefully I will get every stage done on agent because that's my best difficulty. I'll put the movies up for download and if I run out of room I'll just make another geocities account http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">
I don't know why people don't do this, but I could make 10 geocities accounts with 10 e-mails! So I can have as much movie space as I want!

-K..
#4408
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Chris Rayola...Please read with regard to GE
October 24, 2000, 04:33:00 AM
Train Agent one of the hardest records to get? 1:22 would be pretty easy to beat by a good player IMHO. I'll try to beat it tonight, but I just got 1:24 and there are so many places I could improve. I cut the grate at 0:59 and I should finish before the clock even starts.

Also, on train A I don't know if you do this but it's faster. When you enter the 2nd car, run past the people and shoot the bottom crate on the right. When it blows up you can just run straight through. This is way faster than going around.

I don't believe in 56 seconds on archives and I really can't fathom 57 seconds, I would have to see proof, and so would everyone else who lives on this planet. If you are joining the elite steven, and I hope you are, you will need proof of all of these times you are getting.

-K..
#4409
Archived Goldeneye / Aliases?
October 23, 2000, 04:44:00 AM
Yeah, that's exactly what I did when I made my goldeneye times page.

Check it out here:

www.geocities.com/sim_threat/goldeneye_times.html

-K..
#4410
Archived Goldeneye / Goldeneye Elite
October 21, 2000, 05:43:00 AM
I've played Goldeneye some more and I have even more new times for today. The new times are as so:

Dam: Secret agent - 1:26
Bunker 2: Secret agent: 1:12
Depot: Secret agent - 0:56
Control: Agent - 4:15
Cradle: 00 agent - 0:55

As you can see I've been working a lot on secret agent because that is by far my worst difficulty. Although I also suck on 00 agent.

Onto the elite has anyone gotten in touch with SnapDragon? Is he helping out at all?

Anyway, the main page of the Goldeneye Elite has to have the world records only - you can click on each level to see all of the times. Plus it has to have the point rankings and time rankings just like PD elite does. The problem with GEE was that the rankings were run by a different person and never got updated, so even though the times were updated the rankings weren't.

-K..
#4411
Archived Goldeneye / Aliases?
October 21, 2000, 01:02:00 AM
Personally I like real names better. New people will have no idea who the person is so it's best to have their real names.

-K..
#4412
Archived Goldeneye / Goldeneye Elite
October 20, 2000, 08:47:00 PM
After another hour of playing I got a couple of new times:

Surface 1: Secret agent - 1:59
Bunker 1: Secret agent - 0:32

with bunker 1 I could have easily gotten 30 seconds, but when I pressed start to get out the key analyser I didn't open the screen doors, so of course when I got out the watch I then had to back away and open the doors. Damn....

-K..
#4413
Archived Goldeneye / Goldeneye Elite
October 20, 2000, 07:12:00 PM
Now I'm really back into Goldeneye. Just yesterday I got a couple of better times! Here are my new times since I started the elite:

Surface 1: OO agent - 1:59 (secret agent will of course drop when I try it)
Frigate: OO agent - 1:31
Streets: Secret agent - 2:00
Cradle: Secret agent: 0:55

And there will be PLENTY of new times today because I'm working on the levels I have crap times for.

Once again if you want to see my Goldeneye times page it is at:

www.geocities.com/sim_threat/goldeneye_times.html

-K..

Oh, and on the subject. My total agent, secret, and OO agent times add up to exactly 100 minutes! Pretty sweet hey http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)">
#4414
Archived Goldeneye / Goldeneye Elite
October 19, 2000, 05:24:00 PM
That's great! However, as NGame64 said it would be great if everything was as close to the perfect dark elite as possible. I couldn't think of a better layout, plus it would look cool if both elites looked the same.

We would have to get in touch with SnapDragon of course and talk about auto updating systems and such. However we will need someone that has a computer capable of a cgi server.

Hopefully the times pages could be the same as perfect dark elites too.

-K..
#4415
Archived Goldeneye / Goldeneye Elite
October 19, 2000, 04:26:00 PM
But I hope Wes won't be out of the picture. He could also be one of the creators and help out with a lot of things if he wants. And I hope he realises why I feel the way I do. It's not just me and I hope he doesn't start hating me or something because of this. I look up to Wes as a goldeneye player for sure but the amount of updates just isn't enough for a world record site.

I have a couple wanting pages too and I know of one person who has already made their page. So hopefully everything will turn out sweet. All we need is someone to start with the HTML.

-K..
#4416
Archived Goldeneye / Goldeneye Elite
October 19, 2000, 06:08:00 AM
Well I have spoken to Paragon and he says he will help make the Goldeneye elite! This is sweet! I will talk to him tomorrow too so everyone will turn out sweet.

Come on people it means so much to me so please anything will help. talking about it, giving suggestions, anything please.

-K..
#4417
Archived Goldeneye / New World's Best GE Player?
October 16, 2000, 03:56:00 AM
18 seconds on archives is hard but it isn't insane. His jungle times aren't that impossible either. however i really don't believe him at first. But then again, why would he be making such a big deal out of this if he was lying? It just seems rather uncanny to me.

There is no way I will believe this guy until I see proof for my own eyes.

-K..
#4418
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / PAL and NTSC
October 14, 2000, 07:30:00 AM
Is there a difference? I think there is cause in the movies you guys move a hell of a lot faster than I do. Also I here people talking about it.

So, is there a difference?

-K..

If there is it will settle my "How the **** do they get that time!".
#4419
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / what???? 6 secs on duel PA????
October 14, 2000, 07:17:00 AM
HAHAHA!!! That's the biggest mistake I"ve ever seen. No, he didn't get 6 seconds on PA! What he really got was 6 seconds on agent with enemy rockets! Someone will have to fix that up, cause it's not real!

It's not the guys fault by the way.

-K..
#4420
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I'm reshaping Goldeneye Fast Times
October 13, 2000, 08:29:00 PM
Yes, with the strats already available the times are as good as they can get. It IS possible for 1:15 on streets if everything goes sweet and you get 2 rocket launchers off guards. Also, 1:58 is possible on SA and 00 agent. I got 2:00 on SA and I didn't go that good, plus I didn't strafe Valentin out. I'll be playing Goldeneye more and more until I get some WR's. Maybe not on agent, but deffinetely on SA and 00A.

My effing step dad told me to get off so I have to get off

-K..
#4421
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I'm reshaping Goldeneye Fast Times
October 12, 2000, 04:42:00 PM
Ok, forget about waiting for the opening scnene and get stuck into the game. But, the klobb guy shouldn't have gotten in your way. And you have to beat the guy at the bottom of the stairs, he shouldn't block you their either.

I just got 59 seconds but natalya didn't see me. The thing is though that I had to open the double doors to the stairs, and the first door to mishkin's room. So I could improve a lot.

but you still have to admit if you use some of this stuff you could get a faster time. If you didn't use it in the 58 seconds method you used.

-K..

I've also looked at streets too. What I do there is get hit by the rockets guys, then as I'm run strafing I shot the rocket guy and get his rocket launcher. Then as I strafe by the wall I shoot the wall and it gives you a sweet boost. I get 1:16 a lot but I haven't got 1:15.
#4422
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I'm reshaping Goldeneye Fast Times
October 12, 2000, 02:18:00 AM
You all may not have realised this but because of Perfect Dark's speed, you have become a better Goldeneye player. For those of you who went for goldeneye fast times I bet you thought how unbelievable the perfect dark strats are compared to the goldeneye really basic strats. However, I am going to look over every goldeneye strat and find ways to make them better using Perfect Dark strats.

I have already worked on Archives and I'm sure that you could get a faster time using this strat:

Ok in this level it is very important to wait out the entire opening scene (using the strats from perfect dark as to when to begin the mission).

At the start strafe out left and try to slap as fast as you can. However on your way pick up the gun. Slap the guy to get the key and when you open the door press a as well to get out your gun. Now, because you picked up the gun the other guard had more time to prepare and hopefully he will shoot you in the back giving you a boost down the hallway.

Strafe left and run up the stairs. The guy with the 2 klobbs should have alreay passed the stairs so start shooting when you get to the top of the stairs and strafe as fast as you can down the hallway. Now, this time however the door will be opened by a guy with 2 klobbs, and he will open it faster, hopefully he doesn't block the door. Shoot him out of the way or run by him to get out into the library.

Run-strafe towards the double door and open them as soon as you can, slide in between the gap of the doors as they open and slide through the gap in the bookshelve just to the right. Run along the rail and turn left towards the next door. As you are running towards the door fire a couple of shots to alert the nearby guard. Open the door to Natalya and make sure she sees you as you run to the next door. because you alerted the guard by gun shots he will have opened the next set of doors to the stairs. Run straight through the doors and down the stairs.

Run along the wall and open the next door on the right. Run straight ahead and a guard SHOULD have opened the next door for you. If he didn't you went to slow or didn't create enough noise. Bolt through the door and quickly get through the next door. Run around Miskin and strafe him slightly towards the door you have to leave out of. hide behind the boxes and when the guards come slap them for their guns.

When miskin asks you if you want the box quickly open the door you need to leave through and stand on the side of the safe. When you get the key press B and instantly get the key. Run-strafe past Mishkin and through the open door. Open the next door and bolt shoot. Now, as you move through the door start shooting, but don't aim for the window, just start shooting. Run strafe a bit more towards the window and then run forward towards the window while shooting it.

Jump through and you should have a way better time!

I'm sure this could produce another WR as I'm not sure if Wes used any of these strats. Also, I get 1:00 most of the time while going CRAPPY. And when I say crappy I mean that I have to open doors manually and I get stuck on boxes.

so, how is this walkthrough? I think it rules! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  I'll be working on other levels too, trying to get a few WR's myself.

-K..
#4423
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / PROOF: The Final Say
October 12, 2000, 01:12:00 AM
Ngamer64 when you say Mathias I suppose you mean Mathijs ten Ham? If so than I will ask you to let him enter. I assure you this guy isn't lying. He is my friend and I'm sure as hell he wouldn't lie to me. He was talking to me about his times and I told him to join the elite, even before the elite he was telling me about his times.

Also, he is on my fast times FAQ! If you see his times for Goldeneye you should be able to tell he is capable of good Perfect Dark times. However, if he requires proof than so be it, but I give you my opinion in this matter.

-K..
#4424
Archived Goldeneye / Goldeneye Elite
October 12, 2000, 01:04:00 AM
Hey!

I will try as hard as I can to get a Goldeneye Elite site up so all I need is the HTML hands to help me and things like that. It would be great if people could help me with this because alone it will get nowhere.

Oh, and about what you said about maybe we shouldn't make another site. Wes's devotion? Last updated May 18? The WORLD RECORD site really shouldn't be updated every few months. A WORLD RECORD site should post WORLD RECORD times, not times that have been beaten already. That's what is so great about the elite, it is all automatic.

Also, using my Perfect Dark elite page I used the HTML and made my own Goldeneye page, check it out here....

www.geocities.com/sim_thr...times.html

Anyway look at that and make your decision. If you want it would be great to ask Paragon for help. Me not being that big a person in the Perfect Dark world you would have a far greater influence than me. Plus you could ask other people you know too.

-K..

#4425
Archived Goldeneye / Goldeneye Elite
October 11, 2000, 04:25:00 PM
I was thinking about this a while ago and now I am deffinetely sure I want this to happen. Mainly because I just started to play the game yesterday again and I know I can get some better times. Why should I have to wait for Wes to get off his lazy arse and update my times. Goldeneye extreme world records are never updated and having a Goldeneye elite would fix that.

However, I don't know anything about HTML and I was hoping other people could get together and talk about making it happen. I would help a lot to seeing as I came up with the idea.

Anyway I hope we can make this work and any co-operation would be greatly appreciated.

-K..
#1
Perfect Dark / Re: Chuya's Attack Ship Agent 2:06, stabilised
January 04, 2019, 03:09:21 AM
It looks a lot better.
#2
General Chat / Re: Why am i banned from the elite discord?
December 01, 2018, 10:38:24 AM
This is resolved thanks.
#3
General Chat / Re: Why am i banned from the elite discord?
December 01, 2018, 10:26:18 AM
I dont have access to lobby.
#4
General Chat / Re: Why am i banned from the elite discord?
December 01, 2018, 10:25:29 AM
Thank you.
#5
General Chat / Why am i banned from the elite discord?
December 01, 2018, 10:02:51 AM
I was just banned from the elite discord. Please explain or unban. Thanks.
#6
Announcements / Re: Proof Policy, Moderation & Council Decision Log
November 28, 2018, 08:05:25 PM
I am resigning from the council.
#7
General Chat / Re: *Official Community Poll for the Complete Banning and Removal of [Banned User #7]/CV*
November 28, 2018, 12:26:29 AM
For clarification for my vote I don't endorse any opinions but I think this is a slippery slope and the same logic can be used to remove other people. But I respect the community decision and I hope that this does not affect opinions of me too much (i.e thinking I endorse x opinion).
#8
General Chat / Re: Issues with the elite need to be resolved
November 28, 2018, 12:11:50 AM
I don't think this case should be a council decision. I strongly recommend a public community vote.
#9
General Chat / Re: Issues with the elite need to be resolved
November 27, 2018, 11:59:03 PM
Quote from: mw on November 27, 2018, 11:49:03 PM
Quote from: Alec McDonald on November 27, 2018, 10:47:41 PM
Council made the decision a while back to ban CV from the rankings due to his character.

This vote was 7-1 (with 1 not responding) to remove him entirely.

Which poll. The [Banned User #7] banning poll is 4-4. The 7-1 was about what to do with removed persons, not about removing [Banned User #7] specifically.
#10
General Chat / Re: Issues with the elite need to be resolved
November 27, 2018, 11:56:18 PM
Quote from: KfP1995 on November 27, 2018, 11:35:04 PM
I appreciate your reply on reasoning and how you feel thank you Karl.

On the line of moving forward which do you think would be the best action from your perspective in terms of community leadership and decisions?

I always felt that at the end of the day the community decides what should happen. While I'm on the council I will have a say but if people don't want that I'm fully OK with that. If there is a public vote and people don't want a council that's fine.

I don't necessarily even want to get too into what I think because I'd say most people don't care for it anyway. I'd hope not to become mixed up in future drama and just be relatively peaceful. That's not to say I don't care btw, because I care a lot, but it's just hurting me more than doing me any good.

In this particular instance though I felt it was my duty to wrong a right that was done in the past. Now you can move forward how you want but me and Goose will be absent. Our potential careers are either helped or damaged by the communities actions.

To be clear there were SIX total council members today who were ok with these actions being done, and things were done hastily because of tons of attention being brought to the elite on reddit atm. Again, never fear, you can publicly vote to do what you like now.
#11
General Chat / Re: Issues with the elite need to be resolved
November 27, 2018, 11:29:09 PM
I don't mind if the council is removed and you guys want to do public votes on things. The original decision to ban [Banned User #7] wasn't a public vote and was done pretty quickly tbh. It would be really great to absolve specific members of responsibility with some of these matters because they are getting a lot of backlash for it.

Now that [Banned User #7] is back on the rankings feel free to settle the matter in whatever way you want. If that's a public vote cool, but at least it will be a community decision and definitely not a perceived personal vendetta (as in the case of Goose).

Also, a big fuck you to the people who think hanging out in a discord means you care more about this community. I've been here for almost 20 years and I've seen a lot of good community members come and go. I still run the game almost daily and have more reasons than almost all of you to care about the community or GE. You might not agree with my actions or behaviour but to say I don't care is one of the most moronic things I've heard.
#12
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Goldeneye SpeedLore Series - BACK 2 BACK, Nov 30/Dec 1 (Egypt & 'Chives)
November 25, 2018, 07:58:07 AM
I discovered that you can kill 2nd baron on egypt on the right side of the pillars. First used/seen in my 48 agent.

For archives i was first to used right strafe out of first room. First seen in my 16/55/55 sweep. I got the archives sweep during one of the infamous karl/matt cook/greg lewis week long meet ups. Which mostly consistented of them watching me play. Pwned.
#13
Perfect Dark / Re: *** 10+ Sec Timesave on Investigation PA ***
November 13, 2018, 05:24:25 AM
Though what explains the one frame camspy release which has no lag and still warps up stairs?
#14
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
October 22, 2018, 06:02:06 AM
I love how some people care about a confirmed liar but dont understand or care at all about the fact that making youtube videos is Goose's job. You glady ask Goose to sacrifice his job in order to protect the cheat from imaginary repercussions.
#15
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
October 22, 2018, 04:48:21 AM
#16
GoldenEye 007 / Re: GoldenEye 007 Tutorials
October 18, 2018, 07:19:37 AM
#17
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
October 11, 2018, 09:04:18 AM
Crad all 33
Jung ag 50
Jung sa 53
Jung sa 52
#18
GoldenEye 007 / Re: GoldenEye 007 Tutorials
October 10, 2018, 06:38:45 AM
#19
Perfect Dark / Re: Perfect Dark Tutorials
October 10, 2018, 06:37:38 AM
#20
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
October 10, 2018, 05:08:16 AM
#21
FFA / Unbanned
October 08, 2018, 03:16:22 AM
As a first step towards (potential) reconciliation I have cleared my twitch ban list.

I apologise for overreacting a lot and will work on being less triggered. In the meantime I will still keep relatively distant to avoid said triggering (nothing personal).

I don't hate or have negative feelings to people I just banned people because I don't like being made fun of and perhaps I need I thicker skin.

I do not expect anything from anyone. I think this situation is objectively bad though and hope it gets better.

Thanks.
#22
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
October 07, 2018, 09:07:32 AM
#23
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
October 02, 2018, 07:39:34 AM
#24
General Chat / Re: The Legends of Goldeneye and R White Goose
September 04, 2018, 04:59:32 PM
Thanks for the kind words.
#25
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
September 03, 2018, 12:51:13 PM
#26
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
September 01, 2018, 10:43:08 AM
I edited my previous post above, thanks.
#27
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
September 01, 2018, 10:38:55 AM
Quote from: stefankok on September 01, 2018, 10:31:37 AM
^ The different strategy i'm referring to is pretty much the one he posted on the MK boards, where he shows himself to the guard, closes the mainframe manually and the guard then opens the glass right away at arrival(not noting anything resembling that he bothered planning for the backup). To me it seems that he claimed that that was the strat he used for Agent(since he was being questioned on his 1:31 strat there) and for his 2:03 00A he used the backup(which he claimed earlier than his Agent times), which makes sense to me due to 1:31 and 1:33 being ludicrously fast for 2002 if you're including the backup. But take it for what it is, no reason to discuss this further. Like i said earlier, Steven is the only one who should put effort into proving/disproving the strat.

Ok yeah my last post was mostly mistaken. I was definitely confused about how he described the strat. Apologies.
#28
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
September 01, 2018, 09:34:26 AM
*Removing this post as it was mostly incorrect.*
#29
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
September 01, 2018, 04:31:36 AM
The strat being proven impossible if proof that Steven is a liar.

The burden of proof is on the person claiming that Steven is a liar. The proof of this claim is that the strategy he claims to have done is not possible.

This isn't complicated.
#30
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Is it finally time to REMOVE Andrew Kent from the Elite Rankings?
August 30, 2018, 12:17:46 PM
Henning being on the PD ranks is an injustice. Whomever made the decision at the time made the incorrect choice and allowed him to remain.

Removing him now though would be an even bigger injustice because Henning has since put time into the game, and he shouldnt have to pay for someone elses mistake and have that time be for nothing.
#31
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
August 28, 2018, 08:10:34 AM
There is some confusion about my clip and people are erroneously claiming that I got a super boost. It is not a super boost and if you think so you don't understand what a super boost is.
#32
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
August 27, 2018, 07:06:25 AM
#33
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
August 24, 2018, 01:43:05 PM
I feel as though Steven started making false claims in 2001. In 2001 he started making ridiculous claims and they just got more and more ridiculous as time went on.

Now the only claims we could prove are false beyond reasonable doubt are the aztec claims, but there are other really questionable ones before that.

Everything 2000 and before was likely legit.
#34
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
August 24, 2018, 01:33:05 PM
To be clear, Steven's behaviour is not enough to have his times backrolled. This angle was probably pushed too hard.

Anyways. Again im sorry if I had the wrong impression of your motives. However all of your posts are slanted in one direction, and you were arguing points that arent even relevant or have any bearing (i.e that steven claims to have tapes, or that Eise witnessed a time). And this seems to be a distraction from the important details. So i got frustrated at that. And to clarify im not saying nitpicking irrelevant shit is necessarily bad or that i shouldnt be corrected, just that it is annoying if done a lot.

#35
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
August 24, 2018, 12:46:07 PM
Yes it seems quite obvious to me you have a motive. Im sorry if i'm wrong but thats how I see it. You actually do ignore the evidence though, what I said wasnt wrong. Steve had described his strategy twice and produced a video, you ignored both and singled out an excerpt from a 3rd party that severely lacked in detail and didnt even mention the required information. I think you are too smart for that to be chalked up to ignorance.

Then you mischaracterised our position. Again, you are too smart for this to be an accident in my opinion. The core of our argument is technical information about the game, and the fact that Steven's claims are both not possible and too slow. Steven's behviour is circumstancial and builds on the core argument.

If you disagree you can argue with counter evidence or data. But you provide neither, and instead attempt to pick apart irrelevant details.

Steven has made a claim about the strategy he used. This can, and has been tested rigorously. The tests conclude that the claim made is a false claim. Every other legitimate strategy that has been found has been immediately replicated and confirmed (i.e original glass strat, depot warp, caverns mine throw). Goldeneye isnt quantum physics, if a strat can be replicated it will be easy to do so. The odds become even lower when you factor in that Steven himself cannot replicate it and even if it were possible it is too slow. These details alone give complete justification for labelling Steven a liar. Remember, he claims to have executed the strategy multiple times, but no one else can do so a single time in 16 years or with TAS/save states.

All other evidence regarding his behaviour makes the case even stronger, but isnt even necessary.
#36
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
August 24, 2018, 11:48:44 AM
Just so others are clear, Shadow's posts are full of fake news, bias, and deception.

The strategy put forward by Steven is not possible according to the theory we know, and is not replicable. On top of this, it isn't even fast enough to produce the times he claimed, even using modern technique. This isn't a matter of 'his behaviour is similar to a cheater', please don't be deceived by such a blatant straw man.

On top of the technical data and evidence we can produce, every single other piece of circumstantial evidence also fits the conclusion that Steven is lying. Those stating that there is not sufficient evidence to confirm either way are obviously not rational and are intentionally ignoring the available evidence.

QuoteQuote from: Wyst3r on Today at 03:21:15 AM
Did he mention if he closed it himself or if it was already closed?

According to Disco's description of what Zwartjes told him (quoted above), it sounds like it was already closed to me.

This is a clear case of trying to muddy the waters and shows clear bias. Shadow intentionally ignores the fact that Steven clearly described closing the mainframe door twice, and even posted a video of his strategy where he closes the mainframe. He then claims that a second-hand recounting of the strategy indicates an opposite fact by simple omission.

The people defending Steven react emotionally and ignore every piece of evidence that doesn't fit their narrative. Instead of actually disputing the evidence that the strategy is both not possible and is not quick enough, they distract with straw man arguments and appeals to emotion.
#37
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
August 24, 2018, 10:04:03 AM
QuoteYou are luring the wrong guy  Wink
u have to lure the one that is standing next to the gate that is opening and closing not the one in the back.
when u lure him closing the gate right after that he should be slow and open it some later.
at that time u are already standing next to the glass that has to open. SHoot some bullets now and hide in the place behind the wall near the mainframe.
Now he has to open the door for you.
chances are so small he is doing that because sometimes he even comes running straight to you
but it is possible after u have tried 10 hours u know it is

QuoteAll guys gone except the one behind the mainframe door.strafe to him.show yourself and by doing this let the door rise.he should be slow and open it some later again.back up and get in the place next to the glassdoor.shoot a few bullets on the door where guy comes out. (dont hit him  Wink)
the bullets make an indication for the computer to the place u have been the last (while shooting).
the place u shoot last is the place where the enemy will try to find u IF he did not have eye contact with u and follows the noise.

(I made loads of advantage of this in the early LTK days  Smiley like runway the guys keep appearing if u kill them, the trick is to lure them with a shot and then hide.
the guard will walk to the place u took your shot.of course u where shooting near a wall so the guy stands there stupidly with his face towards the wall  Grin) Do this with all guards and u have a safe walk to the plane Smiley)

Anyways back to Aztec:
the moment the door is about to go down (this is about right after u took your shot) hide quickly in the spot near the mainframe. the guard walks to the glassdoor and should open it immediately.
this is where it gets fucked up because there is only guard who is willing to do it instead of the 3 guards in the strat u guys all use thus chances are absurdly low for it to happen.but if u have patience it will happen.

Steven made two descriptions of his strategy himself which noted that the mainframe door was open. The second-hand description from Disco does not mention if the door is open or closed at all, and of course, doesn't come from Steven.
#38
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
August 24, 2018, 03:39:28 AM
The strategy he described previously was showing himself to that guard (instead of shooting through the closed mainframe) which required the mainframe to be open. This old strat was even slower than the new one he posted in the recent vid (shooting through mainframe).

I used the vid he posted of his strat...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2igchKfmWBc
#39
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
August 24, 2018, 01:59:14 AM
I'm surprised no one has pointed this out yet but Steven's strat is actually considerably slower than the current 2 guard strat.

The main time loss happens because he has to pause after the glass opens, instead of pausing while waiting for the guards to open it. So he immediately loses 4 seconds because of this.

Compared with the current 2 guard strat he closes the mainframe before going to the glass about 3 seconds faster. When he gets to the glass he has to aim and shoot to alert this guard. He loses time here not only because he has to aim for the shoot but also because the animations using the 2 guard strategy finish quite a bit earlier than you can achieve by getting to the glass and shooting (hopefully that makes sense). This means with the 2 guard strat the guards are running into position earlier (and you spend less time at the glass). Approximate time loss 2 seconds?

The following bit is based on optimal timing, which would be extremely difficult to achieve. With the current strat the guards open the glass when they get into position so there is no timing involved. But with Steven's strat you have to start the next process as soon as the guard gets into position or you're bleeding time. Any hesitation will be absolute time loss. Now, once the guard gets into position he has to move from his current location (in the corner) to where he can shoot near the guard, another 1 second lost + time to aim and shoot. Once he has shot he then has to pause which costs 4 seconds. You'll notice in the demonstration video before pausing steven ducks back behind the wall, this is because if you pause immediately after shooting the guard will hammer you. So there is extra time lost here before pausing.

Please correct me if you have more concrete calculations but it seems like Steven's strategy is at theoretical best at least 5 seconds slower than the 2 guards strategy. That's if you use TAS like timing, aiming, and execution. Further more, the end strategies used at the time were sub optimal so he would have bled some time there.

This makes 1:31 far better than the 1:26 Clemens achieved in 2010. Please correct me if I missed something.
#40
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: [POLL] Should Steven Zwartjes be removed from the rankings?
August 23, 2018, 11:08:16 AM
Can we get some verbal nods that it is ok to allow proven Steven Z times on the ranks. They would be the handful of proven times from '98 (the times of the runs themselves, not the best time).

Also can we get clarification that Steven is not 'banned', but just can only post proven times. I think this is the best outcome.
#41
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
August 23, 2018, 11:06:33 AM
Quote from: AZ on August 23, 2018, 10:35:08 AM
The difference between Henning's Cav 00A 1:33 and Zwartjes' proven records from 1998 is that Henning did all the splicing before he got/claimed Cav 1:33 on a meeting (and probably after the meeting too). I'm not even fighting for Archives 17 to be up since it has no video. However, having Zwartjes' proven times up vs Henning's "proven" times up is not the same logic and I'm sorry that my arguments get twisted and deliberately misinterpreted and that you choose to draw the wrong conclusions from fair, reasonable and objective standpoints/questions. Henning, for instance, was never banned from PD despite him doing much worse things than Zwartjes i.e. faking videos. I'm asking why Zwartjes' proven times also were removed? It even contradicts the policy. Shouldn't he be treated like all the other cheaters before him?

Steven had no linked videos on his page or his PR history, so there was no proven times to backroll to. I don't think Steven is 'banned' and I don't think there would be a problem with any proven times being on the ranks. I will raise with the council to try to get this to happen.
#42
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
August 23, 2018, 09:41:58 AM
Removing post here because it is not worth it. Reasonable people see this situation for what it is.

Not going to get sucked in trying to move an immovable object.
#43
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
August 23, 2018, 08:38:47 AM
Quote from: stevenZ on August 19, 2018, 07:19:17 PM
I need to play 10 hours straight to get something decent to work. My skilllevel dropped, the desire to play 10 hours straight

@stefankok

Steven is claiming he needs to play 10 hours 'straight' to get his strat to work. It's a fake excuse as to why he can't replicate it. I was pointing out that in the past he got it to work in 1 hour. There is no mechanical or logical reason why he would need to play '10 hours straight' in order to replicate his proposed strategy. Also his 'skill level' has nothing to do with anything. You don't need any skill to get the glass opening strategy to work. You can use any cheat you want to get into position and get the set up you want. All he needs to do is a proof of concept for the strat he laid out previously.
#44
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
August 23, 2018, 08:13:34 AM
QuoteEdit: I tried forcing the sidestep/sidehop/running sideways animations and as I suspected, the game checks for obstacles (such as the glass door) and will always chose a direction that leads away from it. So as long as the guard is close enough to the glass, he won't step/hop/run towards it.

This is your quote Henrik. Steven's strat relied on the guard running to the glass door and opening it (once you shoot near the guard). You've stated here that the game will never allow this to happen due to the way the game checks for obstacles.

Ergo, the strat is impossible.

QuoteJust to clarify, it's impossible according to our current understanding of how glass openings work.
#45
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
August 22, 2018, 09:53:21 PM
A witnessed time was never proof. Witnessed times were accepted without proof, they werent proven.

Im going to drop this now. What you say ends up being nonsense because you dont understand how the rankings work on a fundamental level. You say you arent arguing the opposite, but arguing that a time should be on the ranks without evidence is literally arguing that you believe the time happened. Unproven times remain on the ranks because we believe they happened, not because we cant prove they didnt happen.

Im glad this ancient, antiquited way of thinking died out.
#46
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
August 22, 2018, 09:21:31 PM
I dont exaggerate. It is just that you dont believe Henrik when he says the strategy is impossible. You are willing to believe a claim without proof, but unwilling to believe a claim with mountains of evidence and something that can be proven.

Also anecdotel evidence is not proof last time I checked.

Now you're claiming that we are wrong even though all the evidence matches what we say.

#47
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
August 22, 2018, 09:07:09 PM
I dont have a problem with any of his proven times being on the ranks. And I dont have a problem with any future proven times being on the ranks. Hell, Ill even give him back his aztec times if he demonstrates on video the impossible strat he described previously.

This is another case where he had lied too many times for any unproven times to remain.
#48
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
August 22, 2018, 11:16:34 AM
I used to play through a very old (wooden frame) TV which only had a coaxial input. All of the VCRs I've ever encountered had RCA inputs so you could record gameplay at least. If you had a super old TV you'd need a different cable to go to your TV. I'm not sure what problem you had specifically but I don't recall any players having trouble with VCR recording.

The biggest hurdle at the time was getting something onto a PC, which is what most people had issues with. But there were plenty of people willing to offer that service. Steven also had many players in close proximity that would do this as well. So especially in his case it was very easy to record something and give to the them to upload.
#49
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
August 22, 2018, 10:52:57 AM
Quote from: KVD on August 22, 2018, 10:44:31 AM


The grandfathering principle should be applied here to some extent if you ask me though (he was active in a time when video proof was hard to come by).

To clarify, this is incorrect. In 2002 video proof was not hard to come by. Every top player was taping runs and every household had a VCR. Hell, VCRs were even dirt cheap in 2002 because of DVD's coming out. As someone who was an active player in 2000 and beyond I can assure you that those who wanted to tape runs and produce videos never had issues. At worst, video distribution was delayed, as methods of recording were abundant at the time and many players accepted VCR tapes (in fact they were demanding them) so that they could upload them on behalf of other players.

Steven actively refused to make videos or record runs. Please read his post history, he was regularly pressed to create videos but always refused and pushed back. It was a conscious effort on his part to produce no evidence.

Example: https://forums.the-elite.net/index.php?topic=7176.msg16287#msg16287 - A funny irony is that in this topic Steven states that Tim is legit. Tim would then go on to lie about many PD times and get banned  :nesquik:
#50
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
August 22, 2018, 10:38:59 AM
Quote from: KVD on August 22, 2018, 10:14:39 AM
^100% agree



Read the last lines of that Sagan quote especially.

I'm glad we agree that Steven requires evidence of his times to be ranked on this website.
#51
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
August 22, 2018, 10:37:26 AM
I'm not going to outline everything specific but here are some general reasons why he was removed.

1) He has never proven a single one of his PB's. While there are some ancient vids from '98 showing non best runs with best time, these are only evidence of the runs themselves. Gamesharking best times has been popular since 98 and beyond. When I say he has never proven a single PB I mean exactly that, not a single one. This isn't enough to get someone removed but the problem is that when you don't have any proof and you're a confirmed liar it becomes a problem.
2) Steven lied about his aztec times and strategy. I have no idea what Shadow means when he says "Henrik saying that as he understands it the strat wouldn't work.", is this supposed to downplay this or something? Henrik has confirmed through studying the mechanics of the game that a single guard strat can never work. On top of us having a mechanistic understanding of the way the guards open the glass, we also had many people trying the strat both at the time and over the years. To claim that the strat being not doable is just a hunch or a guess is either ignorant or disingenuous. 
2.1 In older posts Steven claimed to have executed the strat multiple times. He has been documented saying that it took him '1 hour' to get it to work (now it has changed to 10 hours), plus he has his claimed PR's + the multiple successful attempts you need in order to actually get PB's. These claims have been confirmed beyond reasonable doubt to lies as the strat is impossible, and also it is unreasonable that at the time he got it to work multiple times but then in the 16 years following could not get it a single time on vid (not be steven nor anyone else).
3) Steven was indeed pushed many times in the past to provide videos, which he refused to do. There are many posts of other members attempting to get him to record times which he always declined, and in fact in one instance became enraged at the idea of having to provide proof.
4) Aztec isn't the only insane claim he has made. In 2001 he claimed 4:25 control OOA which was a 9 second untied at the time and faster than the SA record (and much faster than his SA PR at the time). This just doesn't happen in reality. Never before, or since has the SA record been faster than 00A record, and for good reason. When he made the claim he said he had a new strat which he said he would unveil but he never did, and it was never mentioned again. He also made other insane claims like b1 17 obj A fail in 2001.
5) his general attitude has been indicative of someone who is a compulsive liar. If you read his old posts he makes certifiably false claims about reality. Such as claiming he has 'tons of proof' for GE even though he had never proven a single PB, and claiming that he had records on tape or online but they had vanished (in reality they never existed). As mentioned before he became irate when pushed for video proof claiming that he was above it and already proven enough to have to provide and videos.
6) he also made that unbelievable mk64 claim, which that community even removed even though their proof standards are ridiculously low and pretty shameful. The scrolling proof he provided doesn't match reality (discussed in goose's video) as it showed a large jump instead of small increments. This flies in the face of every single other piece of data we have on other players and how non shortcut records are improved. Again, if you look at this as a single piece of evidence it may not seem like 100% proof, but it is definitely a smoking gun and when combined with every other factor the only reasonable conclusion is that the time is fabricated, or cheated.
7) His recent posts attacking the community for demanding proof and being sceptical mirrors proven cheaters like todd rogers and billy mitchell. We've seen this behaviour before, and in fact it's pretty embarrassing steven would use what seems to be a note for note response with other cheaters. But he seems to be quite ignorant of speedrunning/high scores these days and what most people are aware of.

there is only one thing that reasonably explains everything that has happened. If you don't think all the evidence points towards Steven being a liar then I really think that's on you, because most reasonable people will disagree. And again I must stress, Steven hasn't proven a single PB, so given that there is so much evidence that he falsified times we just can't let his times stand without evidence.

Now I'll clear up a couple of counter arguments.

1) Why now? Multiple reasons. Firstly, when you look at things from a distance you're able to see the entire picture so you can get a better understanding of the situation. At the time Steven made claims slowly over multiple years and as he provided no videos etc there is no way to confirm he is lying (until of course he explains a strat that is impossible). I think time brings more objectivity as well. You can hardly claim that we are jumping to conclusions given that most of this happened 15 years ago. Also, we now have an established history of liars and cheaters that we can use as examples and as learning tools to help find more cheaters.
2) Steven was a good player! So was every other cheater that was exposed. In fact the irony is that Steven was in a position to make false claims while others weren't. He already had credibility so he knew he could claim anything and people would believe him. But if you still don't understand how having credibility will make people want to make false claims I'm not sure what would convince you. We have soooo many examples in this day and age of world class people lying and cheat that it absolutely baffles my mind that people still make this crazy assumption that being a good player makes you somehow impervious to lying? This is so ignorant it's crazy. Every sport has tons of the best players exposed for doping, cheating, you name it. Even our own community had people like Henning who was a world class player and went to great lengths to fake videos. Remember, making a false claim is FAR easier than splicing a vid. If a top play is willing to splice, it is even more reasonable that ancient players also made false claims.

Happy to clarify.
#52
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
August 21, 2018, 02:51:48 AM
Steven has been compulsively lying since at least 2001. All details will be revealed in time.
#53
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: [POLL] Should Steven Zwartjes be removed from the rankings?
August 19, 2018, 11:22:40 AM
Steven Z's situation is even worse than any recent members are aware. But I'll give you a run down of what we can say for sure.

1. He has NO PROOF of ANY of his world records. I'm not exaggerating. He literally never proved a single one of his records. This is astounding given how many untied records he got, and some pretty famous ones. For example he untied dam 54, archives 17, runway ag 23. Before he posted his aztec times he claimed control 00A 4:25 which was a NINE second untied at the time (and considerably faster than his SA PR AND the SA WR, this just doesn't happen folks). I'm of the opinion this claim was Steven testing his limits, a precursor to his later aztec claims.
2. He is a confirmed liar, and claimed world records that were obviously false.
3. His recent behaviour confirms shady, deceitful behaviour (posting gamesharked vid).

So to sum up, this guy has literally no proof of any records, has claimed false records in this game (and likely others), and continues to deny any of this and even is STILL lying and being shady.

I've wanted him gone for a long time but I was waiting for Goose's video on him to shed more light.

Seriously, go through his WR history. When you realise none of it has any evidence whatsoever and he is a known liar you'll see how insane it is that he is still on the ranks.
#54
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
August 18, 2018, 08:34:28 AM
Pwned
#55
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Steven Zwartjes Saga Continues - Possible Aztec Strat Vid Coming Soon?!?
August 17, 2018, 09:57:37 AM
Steven Z is the most successful con man in the history of the elite.

When even Jimbo is cringing you know you've reached legendary levels of cringe.
#56
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: [POLL] Should [Banned User #7] be banned from the rankings?
August 14, 2018, 11:39:39 PM
Give him a warning. There is no rule etc (not that there needs to be) that will indicate you will get banned from the rankings if you act dumb on discord etc. So i think it should be made clear to give him or anyone else an opportunity to make that decision.

In saying that i disagree with the idea in general. People have bullied me consistently for years in this community and now you claim to have standards? Give me a break. If you ban [Banned User #7] please ban half the people frequenting the elite discord while youre at it.
#57
GoldenEye 007 / Re: World Records Tiers & Good Time Index (GTI)
August 10, 2018, 01:31:58 PM
Whether or not a time is tied doesnt tell us anything about the strength of the time. That is more dependant on who has invested time into the level.

Tiers are based on a combination of the skill and luck required to achieve a time.
#58
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
August 08, 2018, 09:00:22 AM
Quote from: Vermin on August 06, 2018, 04:29:12 PM
Quote from: Wuldntuliktono on August 06, 2018, 02:27:45 PM
38.6 is 52 pace so a 37 quitout would be like 51 to 52 pace lol. So 38 to 39 quitout is 53 pace.

36.8 quitout is 52.

36.8 quitout is not 52. The vast majority of runs will require a .6 decimal to get down to the next second barrier. .7 at max with the quickest endings (which appear to be a bit random) which are very rare.
#59
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Will bunker 1 agent 17 pass Dam 53 as the longest standing world record?
July 28, 2018, 11:48:27 AM
No.
#60
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
July 27, 2018, 12:57:19 PM
Yes. 1 more boost was 16 i.e from key to glass door.
#61
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
July 27, 2018, 09:31:48 AM
#62
FFA / Re: M Strat pre-announcement
July 27, 2018, 12:07:24 AM
The M stands for 'Make you wait'.
#63
FFA / Re: β Strat Pre-Pre-Announcement
July 21, 2018, 10:29:47 AM
This reminds me of all the times I wrestled with my anaconda while pondering new strats.
#64
FFA / Re: I would wait for a nade for ya
July 20, 2018, 09:26:12 AM
Underrated post.
#65
FFA / Re: M Strat pre-announcement
July 20, 2018, 09:14:40 AM
Quote from: Whiteted on July 20, 2018, 08:52:28 AM
...Evidently there is no evidence yet...

:kappa:
#66
FFA / Re: Flickerform mass downvoting my crash site video
July 05, 2018, 08:42:08 AM
It's ironic that you're telling me to fuck off when you and your clique spend a lot of your time shit talking about me.
#67
FFA / Re: Flickerform mass downvoting my crash site video
July 05, 2018, 08:16:09 AM


Despite there being screenshots in this very topic of flicker being in discord and literally responding to the video, he now claims he was 'asleep' at the time.

I guess it was so long ago you've forgotten your story.
#68
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Goldeneye Facts Topic (Speedrunning ONLY!)
July 03, 2018, 03:35:17 AM
I was 2nd in 2001.
#69
Perfect Dark / Re: **ATTN EVERYONE**
July 01, 2018, 01:09:02 AM
Using c buttons is better. You tap c button then as long as you have released it you can press it again and youll start moving. Using z you have to wait till the level starts. Using c buttons you dont have to wait, just tap then as long as youre using same c buttons to move you wont get stuck.

I have switched from z to c buttons and i think it is much better.
#70
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
June 30, 2018, 12:28:23 PM
Ci 45
Def 18
#71
FFA / Strength of cock continuous update thread
June 17, 2018, 04:27:34 AM
8/10 erectile strength this morning cause i didnt watch porn yesterday.
#72
Archived Elite Council [Public] / [ARCHIVED] David Clemens investigation agent 1:11
June 17, 2018, 12:35:44 AM
This time was a wr when claimed but had no video prood as far as i was aware. It was already established long ago that wr claims require video prood.

Proof calls at this time were almost non existent however the policy should have been enforced.

So, was there a video? And if not, the time (including 1:10) should be backrolled to fastest proven time.
#73
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Strength of World Records Continuous Update Thread
June 15, 2018, 11:14:24 PM
With egypt 44 what has happened is that the honeymoon period after i got the time has passed and i can evaluate the strength of the time without bias. Honestly it may even be tier 5. It is legit an easy time to get. It is less tight than 45 was with the old strats as the warp saves 1 second over the crounch strat but you can still easily use 2.x saving 1.3 total. The only difficulty is that the warp is tricky but that gets offset somewhat by the fact that you no longer need the best barron deaths cause you have an extra .3.
#74
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Strength of World Records Continuous Update Thread
June 15, 2018, 11:11:06 AM
I think Fac 43 should be considered for dropping down to tier 4. It was possibly tier 3 without any of the new strats (most notably the right strafe strat heading into labs saving .2) but it really isn't that strong anymore. All of the other tier 3 times are far harder than 43 and some of the tier 4 times are well.

I also think frig 105 should be tier 3 given the low odds.

I also think egypt 44 should be demoted to tier 4 because it is also much easier than other tier 3 times.

Also with the mainframe strat I use depot 39 is tier 5. I was getting 39 pace mainframe completes every 15-30 mins, took a couple of hours total to get with the new strat and had several 39 pace missed TS before I got it.
#75
FFA / Re: NEWS & POLITICS MEGATHREAD: Shitposts, Reasoned Argument & Everything in Between
June 12, 2018, 02:36:10 AM
Insane photo.
#76
FFA / Re: Hi
May 12, 2018, 02:58:10 AM
You know me but have you met my cock.
#77
Perfect Dark / Re: Retirement as Proof Moderator
May 06, 2018, 09:58:48 AM
A sincere thanks for the work youve done Jono.
#78
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Goldeneye Lore Series - E14 Surface 1 SA (late Saturday, April 28th)
May 04, 2018, 09:00:45 AM
Hey your notes say Randy tied 1:53 in 2001, but according to the WR database, it was 2002.
#79
FFA / Re: c0ck stending 2 foot tall
May 01, 2018, 11:13:11 AM
yeah pov bj coming when i get a 6 pack (should be soon)
#80
FFA / Re: c0ck stending 2 foot tall
May 01, 2018, 10:30:55 AM
Guinness just called. My cock is gonna be in the 2019 edition.
#81
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: New PD Proof Mod on The Elite Council
April 30, 2018, 05:30:10 AM
I also do not see why being a proof mod would automatically put you on the council.

All of the council members have a pretty long established history of being involved with community discussions etc. im not really familiar with MW at all which indicates the history is not there. Being an enforcer is different to being a legislator.

Also the logic that 'if someone can have x power, they should have x + y power' doesnt seem to be logical to me. I disagree with it. There should be a very good reason for having every specific power.

As far as im aware not all council members have proof mod powers either. So if youre going to enforce that policy please enable me with the power to edit the rankings. Plus all other council members.
#82
Perfect Dark / Re: THREE THINGS I need to know about Attack Ship (ATTN: TOP PLAYERS, Wyst3r & Icy)
April 28, 2018, 09:11:18 AM
Are all these tested using 60fps? What does n64 run at that point and how does the frame rate affect the cycle rate/odds.
#83
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Goldeneye Lore Series - E14 Surface 1 SA (late Saturday, April 28th)
April 27, 2018, 12:54:40 AM
I was the first person to utilise the side GL boosts. First seen in my 1:53 videos.
#84
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Question about odd Cradle ending (killed in action, time saved)
April 24, 2018, 12:59:34 PM
IMO it does not count because the mission status is 'Killed in Action', not 'Completed'.

The time saved and the objections were completed but you didn't complete the mission.
#85
FFA / Re: ATTN: Noah "Flux" Latour
April 19, 2018, 10:07:58 AM
Where the vids tbh
#86
FFA / c0ck stending 2 foot tall
April 13, 2018, 02:35:40 PM
60cm bone pressed erect length
#87
FFA / Re: Guitar Hero meets Goldeneye... why has no one tried this???
April 13, 2018, 12:46:50 AM
Cock
#88
FFA / Re: Guitar Hero meets Goldeneye... why has no one tried this???
April 11, 2018, 11:33:59 AM
Quote from: Icy on April 11, 2018, 05:41:33 AM
Even if you had a perfect set of inputs on a level like S2 Agent, lag is pretty random and you would quickly desynch. When I did TASing, I would lose up to a tenth in lag just based on what frame I would start the level on, and the rest of gameplay is just as bad.

I was pretty pretty robotic on dam agent and would lose tenths for literally no reason for this reason. I don't think enough people appreciate this variable enough.
#89
FFA / Re: *** PERFECT DARK RANKINGS OVERHAUL ***
April 07, 2018, 01:54:28 AM
Quote from: ohmss on April 06, 2018, 04:09:42 AM
I actually thought about this a while ago. I think it would be a great change for PD (D)LTK, where the real time / game time ratio went out of control. But that is for the guys to decide who are actually involved with that league.

A far easier solution is to just ban pausing.
#90
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Is Karlpap legit?
April 04, 2018, 10:22:19 AM
I dunno man. If you look at my PR history I could easily pull off a sick Kapap part in a month.
#91
FFA / Re: *** PERFECT DARK RANKINGS OVERHAUL ***
April 01, 2018, 11:46:11 AM
It seems like a big change but moving forward people will thank us for making it.
#92
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Goldeneye Lore Series - TONIGHT EP12 (Bunker 2 00A)
March 28, 2018, 09:13:11 AM
For the record I had like 5 or 6 36's on ooa before I got 35. It is really bad to play with that strat because most of the time trev doesnt die. Then you get back boosted entering the hut most of the time by the drone or guard. Then if you get through both of those obstacles you have a good chance of dying on the comp.

Anyone saying that the old strat was easy are looking at history with rose tinted glases and tbh are totally clueless.
#93
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Goldeneye Lore Series - TONIGHT EP12 (Bunker 2 00A)
March 28, 2018, 06:35:57 AM
Quote from: Icy on March 28, 2018, 06:28:21 AM
Sammy's SA 0:35 which was achieved while everyone was playing the drone strat, demonstrating how easy and underplayed Cradle 0:35s really were. There are probably more 0:35s with nades during the drone strat gold rush.

You completely ignore the biggest issue with the level before the drone strat. Sure, it's easy to do the nade strat when you already know the drone strat. However, when you are getting 1 potential run every 30-60 mins it's a different story. You seem to be suggesting that nerves aren't a factor in this.

The irony is that nerves play the BIGGEST factor of all, in any run.
#94
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
March 24, 2018, 03:06:51 AM
A 37 quitout does not mean 53. It has to be 37.6.

I don't think that run was 53. To get 53 boostless 1.2 the run has to be really good.
#95
FFA / Re: Pick your poison.
March 17, 2018, 03:07:20 AM
Water, red bull or a red cordial.
#96
Announcements / Re: Proof Policy, Moderation & Council Decision Log
March 13, 2018, 09:41:08 PM
Quote from: TheFlash on March 13, 2018, 09:35:06 PM
Quote from: Alec M. on March 13, 2018, 09:11:39 PM
Old news now. If the tape isn't in mine or Jonathan's hands it's gg tbh.
That topic you linked is from 2002....he's had 16 years to get his proof issues sorted.  :nesquik:

This seems very wrong.

He passed the proof call according to the standards of the day, it's not his responsibility to keep the videos forever, it's the site's responsibility.

Proof called December 2001 - https://forums.the-elite.net/index.php?topic=6370.msg102457
Confirmation by the proof mod and site updater - https://forums.the-elite.net/index.php?topic=6735.msg115505

If you're going to remove any of the times requested in the proof call that were proven to the day's standards, you'll also have to remove every time from players such as SnapDragon that don't have a currently available video as well.

Pretty sure he was talking about Kent.

Come on people!
#97
Announcements / Re: Proof Policy, Moderation & Council Decision Log
March 13, 2018, 09:17:45 PM
Quote from: Alec M. on March 13, 2018, 09:11:39 PM
Quote from: Alka Maass on March 13, 2018, 07:53:12 PM
Quote from: AZ on March 13, 2018, 07:00:24 PM
This action appears very inconsistent at first glance but perhaps the council decided to keep Vulpex ranked in PD because another player - Keefer - is ranked even higher but also with 0/63 proof.
I don't think he should be removed, apparently he did have tape proof in the past according to this post: https://forums.the-elite.net/index.php?topic=6232.msg147034#msg147034



Old news now. If the tape isn't in mine or Jonathan's hands it's gg tbh.
That topic you linked is from 2002....he's had 16 years to get his proof issues sorted.  :nesquik:

Pretty sure he was referring to Keefer.
#98
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ATTN: EVERYONE (URGENT)
March 13, 2018, 06:10:47 PM
What a hero.
#99
GoldenEye 007 / Re: RTA vs IGT Timing Investigation
March 13, 2018, 04:00:57 PM
who timed my fac agent run and what method did you use to do so.
#100
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ATTN: EVERYONE (URGENT)
March 13, 2018, 10:45:51 AM
If someone downloaded my facility agent 43 that would be great because it's gone. I will be backing up everything to YT in the future.
#101
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
March 09, 2018, 05:51:49 PM
statue ooa 218
statue sa 218
#102
Perfect Dark / Re: The Perfect Dark SpeedLore Series : Episode 1 (Defection PA - Lucid Dreams)
March 08, 2018, 03:13:55 PM
Claim/removal of sucram and any cool lucid threads would be good.
#103
Perfect Dark / Re: The Perfect Dark SpeedLore Series : Episode 1 (Defection PA - Lucid Dreams)
March 08, 2018, 07:31:33 AM
Thanks for making the topic dude.
#104
GoldenEye 007 / Re: February 2018 Proof Call
March 04, 2018, 01:40:00 AM
He is in the proof call.
#105
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
March 03, 2018, 11:02:51 AM
While handling may be easier on jungle for PAL, I don't believe it to be slower. For all intents and purposes it may be easier to get a decent run on PAL, but if you compare similar runs I believe that ntsc will be quicker.

I just want it to be on the record that I believe ntsc jungle to be quicker, even if more difficult.
#106
GoldenEye 007 / Re: **What's the deal with Ace's videos being removed? Is he banned?**
March 03, 2018, 09:41:47 AM
Spliced/faked videos are found after they have passed the initial proof call quite often. Henning's runs were caught years after they passed proof call. Video's need to remain available for scrutiny at all times so that future develops in tech/knowledge can reevaluate old vids.

It doesn't imply that rankings can change day-to-day as that is an administrative thing. We don't have to remove a time because the video has vanished, but the time is no longer verified.

I have been made aware that Ace's videos are backed up so a proof call is not required.
#107
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Should we remove Ace from the Rankings until he makes his videos public?
March 03, 2018, 09:34:44 AM
For further clarification, if we did not already have the vids I would agree with this proposition.
#108
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Should we remove Ace from the Rankings until he makes his videos public?
March 03, 2018, 09:31:08 AM
I  just learned that all the vids are backed up already. So I'd be fine with a complete freeze on his page, and any further PR's need to go through a proof call first before being posted so that we can back them up and upload them to a 3rd party account before the times are updated on the ranks.

I'm not in favour of removing his times given that we already have the vids and I think a permanent freeze of his page is sufficient punishment enough. Once the reuploaded vids are linked on his page and his page is frozen we can set and forget about this moving forward.
#109
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Proof Policy requires update regarding removing videos
March 03, 2018, 09:24:38 AM
So I've heard that all the vids are backed up, making this redundant.
#110
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
March 03, 2018, 08:36:43 AM
depot ooa 47
depot ooa 46
archives ooa 53
Runway sa 22
#111
Archived Elite Council [Public] / [ARCHIVED] Proof Policy requires update regarding removing videos
March 03, 2018, 06:37:26 AM
It was addressed previously in the council but not added to the proof policy. Previously the council was in agreement that if a player removes their videos they will be subject to another proof call.

People are still under the impression that as long as you pass the initial proof call your time is proven forever, which I very strongly disagree with. If you are able to pass a proof call and then remove your videos this will allow a giant window for people to upload spliced videos that may not be caught upon first viewing, and then swiftly removing their video afterwards so the run cannot be further scrutinised.

This should be a blanket rule including WR's and UWR's.
#112
Announcements / Re: Proof Policy, Moderation & Council Decision Log
March 03, 2018, 06:28:31 AM
How does it make the elite look bad? Why would someone place the blame on the elite if a person makes their video private or deletes them?

It makes Ace look bad, not anyone else.
#113
GoldenEye 007 / Re: **What's the deal with Ace's videos being removed? Is he banned?**
March 03, 2018, 06:25:35 AM
Quote from: ohmss on March 03, 2018, 04:51:42 AM
And what's the purpose of such a proof call? I don't see any reason to re-verify the legitimacy of these records. So the WR page will have dead links until April 1st? Come on guys, you are better than that.

It's baffling what a salty kid Ace (still) is, but also it seems like the situation is handled poorly. I agree with Luke that this (unnecessarily) makes the-elite look very stupid, randomly temp-banning and re-proof calling their champion and showcasing dead links.

Can you please outline the way it should be handled in your opinion that is better.

Also times are only proven if they can be verified at any given moment. If you remove a video or make proof unavailable for viewing the time is no longer proven or verified.
#114
GoldenEye 007 / Re: **What's the deal with Ace's videos being removed? Is he banned?**
March 03, 2018, 04:36:54 AM
The consensus in the council when this discussion happened previously is that times are subject to proof call again.
#115
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
March 03, 2018, 02:10:04 AM
Proven that PAL is fastest? Please show me that proof. In my opinion NTSC is faster always than PAL when it comes to movement. PAL might be easier to handle because of smoother framerate but bleeds time.

For example on streets you bleed around half a second per minute on PAL vs NTSC.
#116
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Is it finally time to REMOVE Andrew Kent from the Elite Rankings?
February 24, 2018, 01:03:59 PM
I can go and quote where you said 'i know a guy who cheated in another community but im not trying to ban him.' I told you that this is not a ban, just a removal until evidence is provided. Specifically for the reason that there is no proof vids to analyse, no crazy impossible claimed times to find. No evidence of cheating so it is not a ban. But there is suspicious behavior. He was contacted for a proof call which he ignored. His page was frozen which he did not respond to. He has cheated multiple times in another game.

You and other people suggest that proof of cheating is required to proof call times and have them removed due to lack of proof. This is not how the proof system works. It had explained many times but you keep ignoring that fact and saying things that dont make logical sense.

I can go theough your post outlining why some of it doesnt make sense. But as you stated you dont care. It comes across loud and clear. You even said in another post something to the extent of 'the rankings can never be perfect'. I read that as saying 'you can make it perfect so dont bother trying'.

I could go to effort of pointing out someone did say to ignore his character and only look at the times. But again because you cant go 2 paragraphs without mentioning you dont care i wont bother.

If you dont care thats cool, but your opinion means nothing. You dont think this is worth the effort? So why did you post.

If you do respond, i would love for you to reconfirm to me how much you dont care. Because that is really useful here.

And as a final note. I DO care. I care about the integrity of the rankings. The effort of cleaning them up is worth it for me. And i couldnt give 2 shits about the opinion of someone who doesnt care and feels the need to mention that to me or anyone else in this community. I was only pointing out your incorrect assessments of what was happening. To help others that actually do care form a more accurate idea about what is happening.
#117
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Is it finally time to REMOVE Andrew Kent from the Elite Rankings?
February 24, 2018, 11:32:44 AM
A person's behaviour and character are extremely important when you are allowing times without proof. If his times were proven, then yes, you'd need solid evidence to suggest why his times were false. However, given that he never produced any evidence for his times all we have to go on is his elite history, gaming history in general, and behaviour.

I sincerely worry for anyone who does not think character and behaviour is important when deciding the trustworthiness of a person. Both in this context and in their personal lives.
#118
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Is it finally time to REMOVE Andrew Kent from the Elite Rankings?
February 23, 2018, 06:37:44 AM
Quote from: Shadow on February 22, 2018, 03:22:43 PM
*cough*
I think it worth pointing out that there's more than one proven "compulsive liar" still in The Elite, who were warned and allowed to stay. I'll be the first to say that this doesn't help Mr Kent, but it's not quite proof he cheated everywhere, especially 10+ years after this event. There's at least one member on this site that I know cheated on other games' leaderboards, yet I'm not trying to get him banned everywhere because I simply can't know whether he cheated everywhere or not.

May I just point all out of the incorrect presuppositions and false equivalencies.

1. Who was a compulsive liar in The Elite that has unproven times on the ranks? Those who lied were not only warned but required to provide proof.

2. Who is saying that he cheated? This is not how proof works on the rankings. If you fail to provide proof that you got a time it doesn't mean you cheated. It just means that your time may be backrolled or removed from the ranks due to insufficient evidence.

3. Generally as time goes by people/communities get more experience and wisdom. This newly found wisdom often causes older decisions to be overturned. The fact that this is happening quite a long time after the fact only serves to strengthen the decision, as it has been one that has been talked about/thought about/discussed for such a long time.

4. No one is suggesting that Kent be banned. Who said that? He would be removed due to insufficient evidence. If at any time he provides evidence his times would be reinstated.

Goose wrote out an entire post explaining the behaviour of Kent and why his times are being scrutinised. Please do not strawman others by claiming that we 'think he cheated so we want to ban him'. A completely false accusation that both ignores and attempts to belittle the case presented.

And to response to Falzy.. being removed due to insufficient proof or failing to respond to a proof call is not a 'public execution'. You are treating this as some extremely harsh punishment/witch hunt. Please understand that it is a privilege to be ranked in this community, it is not a right. You may be proof called for any time if your behaviour is suspicious or suspect. If you do not provide proof for your times you can rest assured you have absolutely no assurance that your times will remain on the rankings. There are plenty of unproven times that will remain on the ranks and are in no danger of being removed. If you are under the impression this is 'random' or that we need further policies then I would suggest rereading the OP and appreciating the case that was provided.
#119
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Official poll for the ban of Andrew Kent/Vulpex from The-Elite rankings
February 22, 2018, 04:14:54 PM
I votes yes. However as mentioned before when Noah Flux was removed that 'ban' is an incorrect word. If Kent provides proof he can be added. He is simply removed due to lack of proof.

Very inportant to make the distinction.
#120
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Is it finally time to REMOVE Andrew Kent from the Elite Rankings?
February 21, 2018, 01:28:00 AM
Quote from: wheatrich on February 20, 2018, 09:18:10 PM
Quote from: Botched Movie Quotes on February 10, 2018, 05:34:09 AM
Remove Kent tbh

Those saying 'you cant prove he cheated' do not understand the burden of proof and how it works. We dont have to prove that he cheated, he had to prove he got the times.

If i am not remembering incorrectly we did in fact attempt to contact Kent to request proof. Why he was not removed after this failed is a valid question tbh gg

Yes you need some proof or else we're gonna have the goose/karl types of just getting whoever they wanted removed just b/c they felt like it and could get away with it which those types of people totally would do.

In this particular instance it's not likely to matter, it seems he's certainly moved on at this point and he only has a handful of times that will hold up for awhile.

What is your problem? This is the stupidest, most retarded thing I've heard you say.

Now that you've gone out of your way to randomly and pointlessly single me out I would love to hear your examples of times I've had people removed because I've 'felt like it'. The fact that I didn't start this topic, or any topic ever suggesting anyone be removed (and there are 27 other people voting for him to be removed) shows that you have some weird and warped complex about me that you can't help but spew out and project at bizarre moments.
#121
GoldenEye 007 / Re: 2.X Guide
February 16, 2018, 11:59:28 PM
It never makes sense to stick with 1.2 imo.
#122
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
February 16, 2018, 07:01:03 AM
depot sa 39
#123
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Site Suggestions [Elite improvements for 2018 - post your ideas!]
February 11, 2018, 08:10:19 AM
Can we make it so that when players join it shows the dates of the times they joined with? Atm it says 'unknown' for the initial times.
#124
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
February 10, 2018, 10:16:38 AM
It is definitely logical to use the same system i used. If i knew a system was advantaged i would always use it. I used Eng because i felt like i had more consistent gates or some minor time edge (wont bother explaining all my reasoning).

So using Eng imo is at best slightly better and at worst no different than Jap.

Also Berg thanks passing on the info.

#125
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Is it finally time to REMOVE Andrew Kent from the Elite Rankings?
February 10, 2018, 05:34:09 AM
Remove Kent tbh

Those saying 'you cant prove he cheated' do not understand the burden of proof and how it works. We dont have to prove that he cheated, he had to prove he got the times.

If i am not remembering incorrectly we did in fact attempt to contact Kent to request proof. Why he was not removed after this failed is a valid question tbh gg
#126
GoldenEye 007 / Re: [DATA] Miscellaneous Statistics Thread
February 05, 2018, 11:41:23 PM
More like Greg Slowkin pwned
#127
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** Do you think Karl will become dual champion? ***
February 02, 2018, 10:21:59 AM
I can't really give a time frame because a lot of the times require luck and I'm not sure how long they will take. Also I have to learn a lot of levels from scratch so I don't have any idea of the time frames. I can only say that I'll be degening a lot because I want to build my stream up and pwn GE hard. I'll likely continue playing regularly until I reach my goals, and if I reach all my goals I'll be #1.

If Ace wants to keep #1 he'll have to degen too, that's what it comes down to.
#128
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
February 01, 2018, 10:34:05 AM
Congrats boss. Sick new warp strat.
#129
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
February 01, 2018, 12:53:46 AM
Egypt agent 44

Terrible level with baron luck so I'm happy I got this but at the same time I'm left emotionally scared and probs have PTSD tbh.
#130
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** Do you think Karl will become dual champion? ***
January 31, 2018, 10:55:28 PM
Quote from: Fac 42 confirmed possible on January 31, 2018, 10:22:36 AM
People are really underrating top 1 in GE. Like when I get Caverns 1:13, Runway 0:22, a decent Runway 00 Agent time (note: the incentive for this is 1:11:59 total time for me, so it will happen 100%... makes no sense for me to retire with 1:12:20 total time with 10s of cut easily doable), I will be so far ahead. Then I'll eventually get a superpad at some point and cake some 2.x times (39/46, 147s, etc). I honestly think people are just voting 'Yes' to trigger me to get me to play (and stream), which I'll admit, is working.

Bring it. You will need to wr on every level to stop me.
#131
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** Do you think Karl will become dual champion? ***
January 31, 2018, 10:54:49 PM
Quote from: Shadow on January 31, 2018, 09:38:58 PM
Could he? Absolutely. Will he? Nah. I don't think he cares enough about quite a few levels.

I have specifically stated that my goal is to get #1. I care about all levels and will not stop until my goal is reached.
#132
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
January 30, 2018, 01:59:35 PM
#133
FFA / Re: Rage about Goose and get banned
January 28, 2018, 11:49:14 PM
You have 5 posts and they are all just trying to bash Goose. Get over your obsession with him or move on to another community. Shit talk somewhere else.
#134
GoldenEye 007 / Re: 2.3 Frigate Strategy Awareness and Discussion
January 28, 2018, 01:16:34 AM
Video please, i will try it.

Also, how would you warp the pipe without switching weapons.
#135
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post/Discuss new Strats/Timesavers/Ideas
January 20, 2018, 09:38:12 PM
I propose a 7 day forum ban for posting strats that dont work.
#136
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
January 18, 2018, 05:08:46 AM
dag 23
#137
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
January 16, 2018, 12:10:00 AM
45 egypt sa ooa
#138
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
January 07, 2018, 10:03:47 AM
fac sa 52
#139
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
January 03, 2018, 09:34:09 AM
fag 43
#140
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Goldeneye Facts Topic (Speedrunning ONLY!)
January 03, 2018, 04:46:36 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syoE5xKgVno

Keeping right strafe for turn after stairs after obj a is a few frames quicker on fac.
#141
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Goldeneye Facts Topic (Speedrunning ONLY!)
January 01, 2018, 05:28:55 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H8cASgGhrI

Turning into right strafe immediately is 1-2 frames quicker out of pause.
#142
FFA / Re: Which of the following was the worst action by a council member in 2017?
December 31, 2017, 10:29:01 AM
There are a lot of quality options here.
#143
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
December 27, 2017, 10:03:00 AM
https://clips.twitch.tv/ShortFrozenPresidentRedCoat

2 more boosts after pause and this is 16,
#144
Archived Elite Polls / Re: *** 2017 ELITE AWARDS #27 - SPEEDGAME OF THE YEAR ***
December 27, 2017, 09:31:49 AM
Quote from: Elite Top 5s on December 27, 2017, 03:14:28 AM
same old

What you mean. Usually PD wins but this year it seems pretty clear GE was the better speedgame.
#145
Archived Elite Polls / Re: *** 2017 ELITE AWARDS #27 - SPEEDGAME OF THE YEAR ***
December 26, 2017, 11:26:31 PM
Goldeneye may win this year tbh
#146
GoldenEye 007 / Re: When in 2018 will we see the first untied WR?
December 26, 2017, 05:05:28 PM
Results seem.... overwhelming.
#147
FFA / Re: Mate where's the...?
December 25, 2017, 07:26:14 PM
Quote from: Down to just 2 untieds but will make a huge comeback in 2018 on December 25, 2017, 09:21:26 AM
Flux vids

This is my fault tbh. If i had not posted in the topic Flux would have provided vids and he would currently be an active contributor to this community.
#148
Archived Elite Polls / Re: *** 2017 ELITE AWARDS #24 - UNTIED OF THE YEAR (PD) ***
December 24, 2017, 02:31:29 AM
If anyone was considering voting for an af1 untied i just want you to know that af1 sa 117 is by far the strongest and it is not even close. This run is stupidly good and is also by far the strongest time on my page.

Basically it has all of the best segments ever seen. A complete fluke (was only going for 1:18, didnt think 117 was even possible). If i tried to get it again it would take 600 years.
#149
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
December 23, 2017, 12:54:27 PM
clem silo 100 - dec 18

pwned

omg totally pwned all of you!!

haHAA

pwned tbh omg lol you didn't see this pwnage coming but you feel it now don't you, don't you you little bitch.

I bet you like to suck it too don't you.
#150
GoldenEye 007 / Re: World Record Tiers 2.0: The Quest for Objectivity - Part 1 (LUCK)
December 20, 2017, 09:35:41 PM
If played perfectly dam 116 does not require much luck (pretty close to none tbh). B1 however needs a fair bit of luck even if you play perfectly.
#151
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Rare WR Database
December 20, 2017, 09:15:26 PM
hey Greg. May i ask how you track wouters records from 99? Because from memory he was not a part of the rankings until 2000.
#152
FFA / Re: Eliters Names According to TheNotoriousAOE
December 20, 2017, 06:50:01 PM
My name was officially Karol
#153
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
December 19, 2017, 04:31:16 AM
arch ag 15
#154
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Strength of World Records Continuous Update Thread
December 18, 2017, 07:08:51 PM
15 tier 3.
#155
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ~** Official GE 2017 Incentives Topic **~
December 17, 2017, 09:28:31 PM
Dam 52 bounties have been paid.
#156
General Chat / Re: The-Elite MOAM (MEET OF ALL MEETS) at AGDQ 2019!
December 17, 2017, 03:34:50 AM
Me and Doris are going.
#157
FFA / Re: ATTN: Noah "Flux" Latour
December 17, 2017, 02:49:08 AM
Thanks Alec but im not stressed/worried about what Noah said at all. It is just englightening about the other people who dont voice any concerns about this guy posting inflammatory posts about established members. In fact they even side with the troll and try to justify his actions.

Definitely something i notice and remember.
#158
FFA / Re: ATTN: Noah "Flux" Latour
December 17, 2017, 12:38:46 AM
Just realised that everyone was using the word banned, but noah was never banned. He was removed from the ranks until proof was provided (which it wasnt, what a shocker).

For future reference when someone is removed in a similar situation pls dont use the word banned. Banned is completely different to what happened.

Also note i remember when people will stand by and let a new random irrel call me autistic and stupid etc. Not true mates.
#159
FFA / Re: ATTN: Noah "Flux" Latour
December 13, 2017, 11:55:16 AM
Nah dude don't worry no one is upset :) Sorry if I was too full on, but I mean really I don't care man. This is just a way to kill time posting in these topics and debating.
#160
FFA / Re: ATTN: Noah "Flux" Latour
December 13, 2017, 11:36:32 AM
Quote from: falzy211 on December 13, 2017, 10:13:25 AM
Most of the first 10 posts including the OP show a pretty bad attitude to the new guy. Your clearly assumed him guilty and bannable before hed even replied to the thread.

Alka Maass was the only post here indicating that someone thought he was guilty.

Please do not tell me what I mean. If I mean to say something, I will say it. If I think he is a troll, I will say so, as I did in my second response. Do not put words in my mouth or tell me what I do or don't assume. At the time of my first post I was literally just pointing out that it's weird that he said he is out of town for work but still pr'ing. Which it is. I had no intention or thoughts of banning/removing him. Why would I care?

I DO care however when he gives me attitude and acts like a smart ass for no reason, then posts a fake BS picture and tries to troll us.
#161
FFA / Re: ATTN: Noah "Flux" Latour
December 13, 2017, 11:30:20 AM
I agree that the original 2 replies are meaningless/stupid whatever. However they absolutely do not warrant attitude in any way. First of all, Flicker's post was directed at everyone else except for the person the topic was meant for, because he believed that Flux would not see the topic. And, Flux's responses confirm that there was no issue.

Dude of course I'm going to be neutral and casual, why can't I be? Are you saying that I have to talk like a robot because I'm on the council? You have ridiculous standards. You are illogically suggesting that my post is in some way responsible for his attitude, which it isn't. There was literally nothing wrong with my post, and I can be as casual as I want.

Are you saying it isn't interesting/weird that he would bring a n64 on his work trip, along with recording equipment? Are you saying that if someone says something that is a bit weird I can't note it or mention it? Because that person might spaz out and get triggered?

QuoteInstead of giving him the benefit of the doubt, or responding with a deadline of sorts, or even asking what proof was required (note that they did not do this, but a regular member) the council members post rhetorical statements instead. Then they ban him. I don't find that acceptable.

This does make me think (could be wrong) you just intentionally refuse to listen to anything we say. As a already mentioned, he was never in danger of being removed until he started giving attitude and posted the fake picture (trolling/lying).

You even admitted that none of our posts were attacks. So there was legitimately no reason for him to be a smart ass, or post that troll picture. You completely gloss over this ever time you post as if it never happened. I really do believe you're being difficult here on purpose.
#162
FFA / Re: ATTN: Noah "Flux" Latour
December 13, 2017, 03:25:08 AM
You keep throwing around accusations etc without providing any examples. What posts were memes, what posts were low quality. How was his response in any way justified from what was posted beforehand. Your opinions aren't constructive at all and it really feels like you're just trying to contrive drama. And yes, I can actually back up what I'm saying with examples which I already did which you didn't address at all.

It does absolutely no good just to call our posts low quality without any reason or examples (because the posts actually weren't).

Quote from: Fleeto on December 13, 2017, 03:09:20 AM
For the record, I don't condone Noah's attitude after he was banned but I can see why he was upset. And his attitude after his ban is not what I see as the problem here.

This seems to indicate that you either didn't read my post or just chose to ignore it. His attitude after the ban is completely irrelevant. It was his attitude before the ban that caused him to be banned. So I'm not really sure why you're even mentioning his attitude after the ban.
#163
FFA / Re: ATTN: Noah "Flux" Latour
December 12, 2017, 11:30:03 PM
Also it must be stated that when you are banned from the ranks it is not a personal attack or insult. It means your times are, for whatever reason, too much of an outlier to be left on the ranks without proof. There is absolutely no reason to feel offended by this or start attacking the members of the community.

As I mentioned, this community has been around almost 20 years. If we say that your times are too bizarre to be left on the rankings without proof, you should respect that we know a lot more about what new players are like and should also respect the fact that we want you to provide proof. Posting fake pictures, making excuses and being aggressive is not something that a legit player would do.

Prove me wrong. It would be great if you could stop with the attitude as well, but at the end of the day I don't care because you're banned and I'm not. It's just in your best interest if you actually want to be a part of the community.
#164
FFA / Re: ATTN: Noah "Flux" Latour
December 12, 2017, 11:16:41 PM
For transparency I will outline my reasoning for agreeing with the ban. And tbh I feel like you would need to be intentionally naive to disregard the ACTUAL timeline of events.

Flicker's first post was not an attack at all on Noah, so there would be no reason to be defensive here. Alka maass's post was stating his prediction that the times were fake, however tbh this should not be that agitating as it is fair enough for someone to pred that someone else is lying, his opinion and he is relatively irrel. In any case Noah's first response was neutral and not defensive at all, and quite agreeable.

Now, then he states that he is out of town on work and therefore cannot upload vids. This is fine in of itself, however he continues to post PR's, indicating that he is playing. I post...

Quote from: Botched Movie Quotes on December 12, 2017, 12:28:12 AM
Out of town for work but posting new pr's   :thinking:

My post is actually quite neutral, and is pointing out something that is quite legitimate. It is completely reasonable to find it weird that a person would be on a business/work trip but pack their n64/recording equipment/means to play on n64 on the trip. Extremely unusual. But my post did not express that it was untrue, just interesting (which it is). He posts...

Quote from: Papa FLuX on December 12, 2017, 12:37:48 AM
Quote from: Botched Movie Quotes on December 12, 2017, 12:28:12 AM
Out of town for work but posting new pr's   :thinking:
I'm not aloud to play Goldeneye in the evenings?

Instantly defensive and passive aggressive. This attitude was in no way called for or justified given my neutral statement. Either this person 1. knows me and doesn't like me already, or 2. was lying in his original statement and is defensive now that he knows his lie was caught. It should be immediately obvious at this point this person is a troll or has some chip on his shoulder. This was not my doing and my post was not provoking at all.

Flicker then asks if he takes his entire set up out of time, to which Flux searches google for the car/mario picture, downloads it and uploads it to imgur. Not sure why Ace decided to omit this from his timeline of events. Given that it would actually be easier just to take a photo of his set up and upload (given he has stated that he has no wifi, but he doesn't mind eating bandwidth by searching for/downloading/uploading a google pic?) his real setup, it is confirmation to me he is just a troll. Find me literally one reason why someone would post a fake picture in a topic in which they are being proof called. I then post..

Quote from: Botched Movie Quotes on December 12, 2017, 12:55:28 AM
https://www.raspberrypi.org/magpi/car-super-mario/

Found link to picture source. Can we please ban/remove this troll already.

This post does state that Flux was a troll, however this is completely reasonable as posting the fake pic WAS troll. My post was not a personal attack and was not aggressive in tone, just straight to the point. Flux replies with..

Quote from: Papa FLuX on December 12, 2017, 01:01:24 AM
Quote from: Botched Movie Quotes on December 12, 2017, 12:55:28 AM
https://www.raspberrypi.org/magpi/car-super-mario/

Found link to picture source. Can we please band/remove this troll already.
Yeah? Clever boi.

Did you hurt yourself thinking to figure out that I wasn't playing on a backup camera monitor?

VERY aggressive and insulting. Absolutely no need for such an attitude given that my reply was reasonable given the continuous aggressiveness and BM he had been throwing at a council member who was not being aggressive/insulting, in a topic where he is being proof called.

I would not ban someone just for not submitting proof within 24 hours, however this community has been around for 18 years. We all have a pretty good idea about what is or isn't realistic for new people. We also have a decent idea about how genuine new people behave when they join with legit times. I would be quite happy to wait for proof, however he posted a fake picture of his set up and then was extremely insulting/aggressive when it was found to be fake. Also what he was saying doesn't add up.

So my decision is quite reasonable.

I don't know why you would think it is ok for people to post 20 pr's in a single day without proof (containing times like dam 53/train 106) then get aggressive in a proof call topic and post FAKE pictures and insult council members.

NO ONE has actually been insulting or has had bad attitude towards Flux, save for calling him a troll (which he is CONFIRMED to be by posting the fake picture). Yet his attitude has been insanely negative and insulting to almost everyone. Needs to also be banned from the boards tbh.
#165
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: [ARCHIVED] Time to just ban NL?
December 12, 2017, 01:32:06 AM
Yes. He stated that he was out of town on work so could not upload videos (how is this possible? all hotels these days have wifi), however he is still playing goldeneye and uploading pr's (brought his entire set up to play and record?).

When pressed on this he searched google for a picture, then downloaded it, and uploaded it to imgur (no wifi?). If he actually had a set up it would be easier just to take a photo from his phone and upload.

He is obviously lying. Also he was aggressive when I linked to the picture he ripped, which I find unacceptable behaviour. Pls ban.

If you want you can let him on the ranks when he proves his times. However his board behaviour is not acceptable.
#166
FFA / Re: ATTN: Noah "Flux" Latour
December 12, 2017, 12:55:28 AM
https://www.raspberrypi.org/magpi/car-super-mario/

Found link to picture source. Can we please ban/remove this troll already.
#167
FFA / Re: ATTN: Noah "Flux" Latour
December 12, 2017, 12:28:12 AM
Out of town for work but posting new pr's   :thinking:
#168
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Strength of World Records Continuous Update Thread
December 04, 2017, 05:29:58 AM
#169
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Strength of World Records Continuous Update Thread
December 03, 2017, 09:40:01 PM
Vid explanation coming.
#170
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
December 03, 2017, 07:42:39 AM
#171
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Strength of World Records Continuous Update Thread
December 03, 2017, 07:13:40 AM
Laughable post.
#172
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** What date of December will Karl get 0:52? ***
November 30, 2017, 10:09:55 AM
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/205527338

Almost got it in november.
#173
General Chat / Re: The-Elite MOAM (MEET OF ALL MEETS) at AGDQ 2019!
November 29, 2017, 10:13:20 AM
keen
#174
Perfect Dark / Re: Crash Site - Cave Exit
November 27, 2017, 11:55:20 PM
You're not running away from the top of the cave quick enough. Do it like the WR vids.

To be more specific..

Full strafe away from the cave in a straight line as soon as you see the pres. Don't zigzag around, don't mess around.
#175
Perfect Dark / Re: Crash Site - Cave Exit
November 27, 2017, 08:53:00 PM
Pls provide some vid examples of what you think are good examples.
#176
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: [POLL] Replace Jimbo with Goose for Council?
November 27, 2017, 02:07:26 AM
I find some of this discussion hypocritical given that no one challenged or batted an eyelid when a current council member mass downvoted one of my proof videos and was unresponsive to reconciliation. Please do not act like the council is a bastion of etiquette until it actually is.
#177
Perfect Dark / Chicago PA 26.68 skipped end screen discussion and POLL
November 24, 2017, 02:52:39 AM
I just got Chicago PA 26 on twitch. VOD: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/203855742

End timer was clearly 26.68, completed (green) end screen started to appear and I accidentally hit a button to skip the end screen. I went back to best time which shows 0:26.

Points to consider...

FOR:

- It is not possible for 26.68 to round up to 27 and the timer was clearly visible due to HQ stream.
- I have the entire session streamed - https://www.twitch.tv/videos/203834051
- At 1:22:01 in the session you can see me entering the level showing best time 0:27 (I don't exit the level until after the 26 is achieved)
- All objectives show complete during the run + the green end screen is clearly visible confirming the run was completed.

Against:

- 0:26 was not visible on end screen.

I am hopeful that the points FOR allowing the time on the ranks are sufficient. But I think it's best to have the discussion first before I update the time on my page.

EDIT: Sorry I got impatient I posted the time.
#178
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
November 20, 2017, 07:10:09 AM
#179
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
November 13, 2017, 12:09:55 AM
Yeah 124 is happening.
#180
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
November 12, 2017, 03:09:34 AM


#181
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Poll for Video Output Mods
November 12, 2017, 02:51:59 AM
I would personally ban it. But the community overwhelmingly wants them and there seems to be no obvious advantage atm so i voted to allow.
#182
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
November 10, 2017, 09:17:11 AM
#183
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
November 10, 2017, 08:11:05 AM
I'm so happy.
#184
Perfect Dark / Re: The Perfect Dark Facts Topic
November 08, 2017, 01:34:06 AM
Quote from: Elite Top 5s on August 27, 2016, 08:50:17 PM
for the layman, could someone please translate above into simply what % odds there are for a chuya ending?

this was never answered, pls help?
#185
FFA / Re: Flickerform mass downvoting my crash site video
November 07, 2017, 11:10:13 PM
I don't care if my videos are downvoted. It's just good for everyone to know what a lying, conniving, scumbag you are. I post this to let others know of your true nature, not because I'm upset my video got downvoted.
#186
FFA / Re: Flickerform mass downvoting my crash site video
November 07, 2017, 10:18:36 PM
OK so let's get this straight. A canadian, mobile internet user, who was active in discord at the moment I posted the video, felt like downvoting my video. Now it just so happens that flicker is a canadian, mobile internet user, who was provably active in chat when I posted the video, and who I banned from my twitch channel and had an argument with on discord 2 hours before I posted the vid.

This is where it gets funny. Flicker originally said the votes came from reddit, which was immediately debunked. Now flicker is saying that a different canadian, mobile internet user, who was active in discord (find one pls the chat log is there) inexplicably felt the urge to downvote the video 6 times several minutes after I posted it. It gets even funnier though when now flicker is claiming that MORE THAN ONE canadian who was active in discord felt the need to downvote the video several times (he is claiming that the 'unkown' downvotes are from a different person from the 'mobile' ones) within 5 minutes of the video being uploaded.

It is worth nothing that when Qwec took the screenshots it was 3 views and 3 downvotes. One view was me, one was from Qwec, the other view was from the person that made the downvotes. Youtube won't count extra views if you refresh the page etc as it counts unique ip views. So when flicker downvoted the video 6 times it didn't count as 6 views. When CardinalKnut checked the video it was 5 views and 6 downvotes (as per chat log in discord).

It's bad enough to do the downvotes but to lie about it so much is really strange as Goose said. It's even more strange though that people were claiming I'm starting drama by making it known that a PROOF MODERATOR AND COUNCIL MEMBER mass downvoted a proof video when it was uploaded and shared to the elite.

It's also disgusting the way Flicker attempts to turn this back on me.

Quote from: discordian flick on November 07, 2017, 12:48:35 PM
If you truly believe that I would do this, I feel sorry for you.

Why would this be the initial reaction? My video was actually mass downvoted within several minutes by a canadian who was in chat when I posted it. It's beyond reasonable that I would conclude it is him given that we had an argument two hours before (the coincidences are piling up so high I can barely see over them). It's not like I'm making a random claim, why would you feel sorry for me? This isn't the response of someone who is taken by surprise. It's the response of a guilty party trying to claim moral superiority as a defense.
#187
FFA / Re: Flickerform mass downvoting my crash site video
November 07, 2017, 03:25:41 PM
Downvotes happened within 5 minutes of me posting to discord.



Proof flicker was in discord.



Quote from: discordian flick on November 07, 2017, 12:48:35 PM

Guarantee the dislikes came from reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/7b3xbz/perfect_dark_n64_after_2425_days_cedrics_crash/


Doesn't even have the balls to own up to what he did, tries to lie his way out. He keeps getting lower and lower. An UNLISTED VIDEO, being posted to discord is mass downvoted within 5 minutes by a CANADIAN when flicker is IN THE DISCORD and has beef with me.

Posts pic showing an account of him liking my vid. I literally posted a picture of the early analytics showing 100% likes from australia, and 100% dislikes from canada. Proof that he was in discord at the time. So he went back and liked it after I accused him? What a dumbass!





#188
FFA / Flickerform mass downvoting my crash site video
November 07, 2017, 07:32:53 AM
Another elite loser stoops to this pathetic low.

A couple of months ago when there was some beef on the elite discord, I reached out to flicker to see if we could resolve things because I was upset at the time and he keep giving me unprovoked shit. He didn't give a shit and advised me to block him.



So I moved on and we happily ignored each other. Then he comes into my stream yesterday like nothing happened. I ban him because after previously reaching out to him and him not giving a shit, I'm over talking to him and no longer want anything to do with him. He then posts on discord that I banned him for 'no reason'.



He then goes on to attempt to feign ignorance, make excuses for, play the victim, and make an attempted apology. Now that's fine, I don't really mind the attempted apology. I didn't continue the conversation and tbh I'm just happy if we continue to not talk to each other. I basically just got over it and accepted his backhanded apology.



Now this was just before I got 1:14 (literally an hour or 2 before). Flicker was in discord when I posted the video to the elite channel. My video got 6 downvotes instantly. I figured it was a glitch but after a few hours I realised they were real. My first thought went to flicker due to my low opinion of him and the fact that I banned him from my channel. I thought I would just wait until I got the youtube analytics though to be sure. I figured if all downvotes were from canada it would confirm it was him. Well lo and behold...

#189
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
November 06, 2017, 02:23:22 AM
crash site 114
#190
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Your Elite Inspiration/Role Model
November 02, 2017, 10:54:46 AM
Quote from: Shadow on November 01, 2017, 09:41:19 PM
Another player who I really respected was Marshmallow. His guide to speedrunning each level on Goldeneye was an absolute godsend in an era when there were no videos (I don't even think Ngamer had hosted any at that point and I wouldn't have been able to watch them on dial-up anyway). He had by far the most complete and comprehensive write-ups, and while they eventually became seriously outdated, they were a huge help when I had nothing else but a dial-up connection and a Nintendo Power strategy guide :P

Since when did Marsh write any speedrun guides for GE? He never really even ran GE. The only speedrun guide on goldeneye was the one I wrote on Gamefaqs.
#191
General Chat / Re: Community Poll: Should N64 video output mods be allowed in the proof policy?
November 01, 2017, 09:14:01 PM
What needs to be established is if the mod produces a clearer image on the tv vs no mod. If it does produce a clearer image or sharper colours it is a clear advantage on multiple perfect dark levels where very precise visual set ups are used.
#192
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
October 27, 2017, 07:02:27 AM
Skedar agent 105 tbh
#193
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***There Is No Kapap 4***
October 23, 2017, 11:31:03 PM
There will be a K..pap however.
#194
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
September 30, 2017, 10:16:33 PM
Inb4 silent dam 52  :kappa:
#195
FFA / Re: Who is the worst discorder?
September 16, 2017, 10:42:09 PM
I banned Punjab on twitch because he kept spamming how he couldnt hear me, even though everyone else confirmed it was his issue. And he acted extremely childishly when Doris appeared on my stream. Everyone who was in my chat can confirm it was a justified ban (i waited a long time).

He then went to discord abusing me and saying my marriage will end. Im sorry but if you think punjab is cool youre clueless.
#196
FFA / Re: ****Revisiting the "Remove Duel from the Rankings" Discussion - 2016 EDITION****
September 07, 2017, 12:47:41 AM
Thanks guys.
#197
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** Jimbo's Aztec SA 1:36 Investigation Topic ***
September 02, 2017, 07:44:22 AM
#198
FFA / oi
September 02, 2017, 02:52:25 AM
yeah
#199
FFA / Re: ****Revisiting the "Remove Duel from the Rankings" Discussion - 2016 EDITION****
September 02, 2017, 12:43:49 AM
I know the matter has been decided but I thought I would do an updated post to outline more precisely the rationale behind removing the points from Duel. I'll try to be as concise as possible.

The Duel is not a level in the same sense as the other 20 ranked levels. The Duel is a holoroom exercise.

More broadly, the Duel is a carrington institute exercise in the same vein as the firing range, gadget training etc. It is not a part of the main storyline missions. It is not unlockable through the main storyline missions. All other carrington institute exercises are not ranked alongside the main storyline missions. This point alone is already strong enough to warrant removal of the level from the main rankings. This doesn't mean that is HAS to be removed as we can rank whatever we want to rank. However given that it is a holoroom exercise and not a storyline mission we would need good reason to rank it (i.e the mission is interesting, complex etc).

The Duel does not allow for deviation of skill.

Given the simplicity of the exercise it does not allow for players to be sorted by their skill level. This is the main point of any ranking system in the first place. 3, 6 AND 9 are not tests of skill. Any player can get them. Therefore it makes the achievement valueless. If War 25 had 2000 ties, should it be removed? No. Every other ranked level is part of the main storyline mission set, therefore it does not matter if they have many ties. Even if dam agent has 300 ties it would never be removed. The reason this point is relevant in this particular discussion is because Duel is a carrington institute exercise, and therefore would need a good reason to be ranked.

The Duel would need a strong argument to be ranked in the first place, not the other way around (it should not be required to have to substantiate an argument to have it ranked, given that it is a holoroom exericse and not a normal mission).

Who cares if the Duel is ranked?

Gimmicky competition is always trivialized and not taken seriously. I.e tic-tac-toe, scissor paper rock competitions. In my opinion, ranking a gimmicky, useless exercise decreases the credibility of the rankings and lowers the overall impact of the game. The least amount of gimmicks that are included in any ranking system the more it will be respected and the better it will fair. My opinion stems from my desire to have the best ranking system possible.

I believe that having both PD and GE at 6000 points will also create a stronger bond between the two games and will have a subtle benefit of causing more cross over from one game to the other (if the games are ranked differently a player will be less likely to play the opposite game). I believe that a gimmicky exercise like the Duel will actually prevent players from playing PD and creating a full times page. The reason is that it is a time sink that does not reward skillful play, in the same sense that every other perfect dark level does.
#200
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Poll for the Removal of Duel
September 01, 2017, 04:43:47 AM
Quote from: discordian flick on September 01, 2017, 03:35:36 AM
It was stated twice as an argument towards removal that there is no associated unlockable cheat for The Duel unlike every other level. This is false as there are no unlockable cheats for MBR, Maian SOS, or WAR! Misleading argument.

"Lack of deviation"
This reasoning is originally the point for removing 3 and 6 from the WR tally, it might end up extending to 9 as well, but I dont see it as a good enough reason to remove the level or strip it of point value.

"Lack of skill required: For Agent you only need to know how to hold right/left on the control stick and press Z. That is literally all you have to do."
Please show me a Duel 3 that has no start input. Another misleading argument.

"Only unlocked through firing range"
It was already mentioned that this argument is about as relevant as the "it's listed among solo missions" counter-argument. Ace made a fine point that if it was any other longer level, it would not matter how it's unlocked.

"Does not allow for improvement"
You cannot ever be 100% certain of this.

"Times this easy should not have the same point value as other levels"
Dam Agent and to a lesser extent, Runway Agent are pretty much in the same boat. You dont need any SKILL to achieve these times, only KNOWLEDGE. The lowest skill players can get lucky and achieve these records. The Duel does not only require timing, it also requires some knowledge.

Every time I read over the arguments for removing the level or stripping its point values, I dont feel swayed at all. I keep wondering what actually gets accomplished. I feel like its pure propaganda, especially with at least two misinforming arguments.

After seeing the results of this poll, combined with the results of the previous efforts to remove The Duel, I feel like the majority are too easily swayed by the propaganda. I dont think 6 out of 9 is a large enough majority for this kind of "major" rankings adjustment.

Alright, you have my opinions. Now whatever happens, happens. I'm not going to bitch and moan if The Duel is removed or stripped of its point values.

Going through each point individually is irrelevant. There is no single one reason why the points should be removed. If it were a normal level and it was 3 seconds long it wouldn't be even considered to be removed as that point alone is insufficient. So making a comparison such as runway agent is a false equivalence as runway agent is part of the regular story missions, is unlocked through standard play etc. Decisions are based on compounding factors, not single factors.

If the level was longer and not simply a holoroom exercise it would not be considered for removal. This is correct. But it's not, so therefore it is considered for removal. None of the factors in of themselves (with the possible exception that duel is unlocked through the firing range) warrant removal.

Also claiming that if people don't agree with you it is only because they are easily swayed by propaganda is below the standards that should be upheld for council discussion. Leave the character attacks to discord.
#201
FFA / Re: ****Revisiting the "Remove Duel from the Rankings" Discussion - 2016 EDITION****
August 31, 2017, 09:14:29 AM
Quote from: Alec McDonald on August 31, 2017, 09:05:16 AM
Each one of your reasons in your large post can either be refuted or met with matching opposite opinion.

And yet they have not been. If you don't care enough to not properly rebut that's fine, but saying 'this is trivial' doesn't give you an auto win by any means. And people ARE getting brought down about it, which is why there is a movement to remove it. Again, just because you think it's trivial doesn't mean it's trivial to everyone. Why even mention that you think it's trivial? It doesn't make sense to me, as obviously it's not trivial to those who wish to discuss the removal of the weighting.

Things aren't always about 'who is it hurting'. This is more about best practice and creating an optimal ranking system. Which I discussed in detail in my post (which hasn't been rebutted). The only point that has been rebutted is the fact that you and several others think it's a level. Which accounts for about 10% of the reason to remove it even if that were in your favour.
#202
FFA / Re: ****Revisiting the "Remove Duel from the Rankings" Discussion - 2016 EDITION****
August 31, 2017, 08:48:57 AM
Quote from: Alec McDonald on August 31, 2017, 08:33:15 AM
I think saying you'd want to remove Duel for consistency isn't very consistent.

Don't take this as trying to start an argument or anything, but this is a strawman. I didn't say I wanted to remove it for consistency (in regards to points). I want to remove it for all the reasons outlined in my previous post. So please do not minimise my argument down so trivially. I brought this up because I am of the opinion having both games at 6000 points is far better, thus removing it has more benefits than previously outlined. The games are sister games, this is quite obvious. For the sake of the RARE ranks having equally weighted games this is a good thing for multiple reasons.

The games have different points only because of the addition of a side game on the pd ranks. If people asked, 'why isn't duel ranked' it would be due to the reasons previously outlined. I have a 3000 word post outlining the reasons duel should not be considered a weighted level but you strawman'd it down to a single sentence :(
#203
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Poll for the Removal of Duel
August 31, 2017, 07:46:58 AM
I voted to keep it on the ranks to satisfy those who wish to keep the times up for historical purposes or to show the achievement, however remove its point weighting for the many reasons I outlined in the other topic.

I feel this is a good win, win.

Link to my main arguments: https://forums.the-elite.net/index.php?topic=20996.msg435363#msg435363

TL:DR

- Lack of deviation: The majority of members have the exact same time on agent, almost half on SA. The point of any competition is to rank people according to their skill and achievement. If a challenge does not allow deviation of results, or if it does not sufficiently indicate differences in skill it is useless as a challenge.

- Lack of skill required: For Agent you only need to know how to hold right/left on the control stick and press Z. That is literally all you have to do. There is absolutely no skill involved, this is why MOST people have the same time. Why is a challenge included that needs absolutely no skill to achieve? Every respectable sport or competition requires a lot of skill to be highly ranked. Along with lack of deviation this makes it absolutely terrible. What is the point of this site? Shouldn't a challenge be ... challenging?

- Only unlocked through firing range: This makes is not a true solo mission and separate from the other missions. It is a side mission and the only reason it is selectable from the solo mission menu is because there is no other reasonable place to put it.

- Does not allow for improvement: We know for absolute sure the records are maxed. Why? Because 2 seconds out of each difficulty is spent waiting for the level to end once the opponent has been killed. 1 second of controlling Joanna and 2 seconds of waiting. Defection 5 shows that even when 6 seemed maxed to everyone, it could still be improved. Even archives 15 is at least POSSIBLE in theory. And the maxed times of these levels could only be achieved with EXTREME skill. i.e defection 5 is only 5 seconds long but needs incredible skill and precision. Duel are maxed, and not only maxed, maxed by most, and not only maxed by most, maxed by most easily.

- Times this easy should not have the same point value as other levels: Duel requires no skill to get the WR and yet it still gets 100 points. When every other level requires a lot of skill to achieve to get 100 points. Everyone can agree that duel does not require skill. It just requires timing.

This website exists to celebrate SKILL. To celebrate COMPETITION. To celebrate PATIENCE. To celebrate HARD WORK. To celebrate ACHIVEMENT. Duel doesn't satisfy any of these.

- Having GE and PD with the same amount of total points weights each game correctly on the RARE rankings and develops a stronger connection between the 2 games. Which will be aesthetically better, and will make it better to compare total points with either game etc. May also lead to more cross game playing (this is subtle).
#204
FFA / Re: ****Revisiting the "Remove Duel from the Rankings" Discussion - 2016 EDITION****
August 31, 2017, 07:23:42 AM
I vote for keeping it on the ranks in its current form but removing the points you earn from it. So historically all the wr's will be visible, you'll still have the achievement of getting it shown, but the weighting of the time against the other levels will be stripped. It will be similar to the single segment runs as it will be listed on the front page (as it is now), your achievement will be ranked against others, but will not be assigned points on the main rankings.

Not sure if I mentioned this in my previous post (cbf reading it all) but ON TOP of everything I previously stated, having PD and GE at the same points is so much better. For the RARE ranks, for aesthetics etc. Having PD at 6300 points and GE at 6000 is gross considering duel is not a real level.
#205
General Chat / Re: *** Should name changes should be allowed on Discord? ***
August 20, 2017, 09:25:57 AM
I was never against name changes. I just didn't want it to be acceptable for people to create troll names to bully other people. Though it's irrelevant now as I won't use the discord so my opinion should not be considered.
#206
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Dam 52 Discussion
August 12, 2017, 11:02:59 PM
It is with great sadness, but great optimism, that i announce that i am officially retiring from the tunnel boost lure. It makes the double gate load harder, its harder to have perfect lines, and when i get the boost i never had an optimal gate.

My first session going back to my old way of lookdown in tunnel was amazing. Im more confident than ever.
#207
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
August 06, 2017, 10:17:06 AM
Cav ag 101
#208
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
August 03, 2017, 03:45:13 PM
Im taking a shit and watching that on my phone on lowest volume setting and woke my neighbour.
#209
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Goldeneye Facts Topic (Speedrunning ONLY!)
August 03, 2017, 12:01:31 PM
IGT runs slower when the FPS is higher.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36FQIkqvpYk

Dam run - lookdown vs normal..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh0e4TgK48s

S1 agent - lookdown vs normal (timers remain pretty synced here but lookdown is faster, a lot different than dam)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnrtotvWiKY

Streets..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd2fWt1Xdts

s2 agent - with higher fps having the mine out saves 1 sec RTA (but saves less without high fps)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1NWaUOXpkw

#210
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Dam 52 Discussion
August 03, 2017, 09:16:54 AM
Well I actually made a very slight optimisation with the double gate so I gained a frame (or 2 compared to some runs I did) so 52 is not AS perfect as I thought it would need to be. But still pretty perfect, I mean that run is really good and the very first boost is probs .05 better on OOA.

Quote from: falzy211 on August 03, 2017, 09:14:40 AM
*takes off sunglasses*
2 boost 52 is indeed possible...
Was the run really really lag free?

It's impossible to tell just visually, but obviously it was.
#211
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Dam 52 Discussion
August 03, 2017, 09:07:04 AM
2 boost 52 on OOA

https://youtu.be/ImYyEA-RnY8
#212
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Fast Exits
August 03, 2017, 09:06:48 AM
#213
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Dam 52 Discussion
August 03, 2017, 05:45:14 AM
2 boosts to the gate

https://clips.twitch.tv/HungryInspiringMomChocolateRain

36 quit out with 1 boost and slight stuck on double gate

https://clips.twitch.tv/GenerousApatheticNightingaleCurseLit
#214
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Dam 52 Discussion
July 31, 2017, 12:45:59 PM
missed stairs 54 quit out

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/163388226
#215
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Dam 52 Discussion
July 30, 2017, 02:02:04 AM
I thought i would educate you on the dam boosts, cause i still hear people refering to boosts as saving 0.3. This is not the case for dam.

The first boost saves 0.2 cause its not a perfect angle. The last boost saves .2 - .25 because it also is not a perfect angle. So the 2 boosts save .4-.45. 2.x saves .3. So if you want a 2 boost 52 you would need the equivalent of a 53.7 with 1.2 no boost (this is insane).

Oh btw, runs will differ by up to several tenths for absolutely no identifiable reason. There is some randomness to how laggy the run is, or at least how slow the timer runs (tested with gs timer).

I will probs need a 3 boost low lag run. Or a 2 boost frame perfect low lag run.
#216
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Dam 52 Discussion
July 28, 2017, 11:49:48 AM
I wasn't aware of how early you could get the boost. I knew that you could get boosted at the corner from the beginning but I thought it didn't save time (because I thought you got boosted after you loaded the gate guard) so I stuck to keeping maximum look down until the corner. However from slowing down vids I can see that you get boosted before the load point which is definitely quicker.

An even earlier boost .. https://clips.twitch.tv/AbnegateCrunchyLegWow
#217
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Dam 52 Discussion
July 28, 2017, 11:14:53 AM
53.0

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/162614097

53 with insanely slow gate and new tunnel boost lure.

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/162612305
#218
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
July 26, 2017, 11:52:44 AM
Yeah that LATE shooting is amazing. I think the problem of lag came when you shot EARLY which also alerted the double klobb guard (and probs others) and made it very lagged during the Nat door part. But that vid looked really smooth and fast. This is really good and should be used.
#219
FFA / Re: [POLL] What will Karl's peak SM64 70 star time be?
July 26, 2017, 01:11:14 AM
I encourage any and all sm64 competition.
#220
FFA / Re: ** ATTN: Everyone who did not vote for Matt Cook in his Summer Contest match **
July 19, 2017, 03:17:12 PM
These people need to stop being so jealous of people like matt and me tbh.
#221
FFA / Re: [POLL] What will Karl's peak SM64 70 star time be?
July 19, 2017, 02:47:06 PM
The people that voted 1:00+ need to take a good long look in the mirror. I subbed 1 hr in 2 weeks and 2 days. If you tried to learn sm64 in 2 weeks you'll still be scratching your head trying to find the b button pwned.
#222
FFA / Re: [POLL] What will Karl's peak SM64 70 star time be?
July 19, 2017, 01:57:04 PM
#223
FFA / Re: [POLL] What will Karl's peak SM64 70 star time be?
July 08, 2017, 01:16:05 AM
My time will be lower than 47 but it was the lowest option i could choose.
#224
Archived Summer Contest / Re: Announcing the 2017 Summer Contest
July 02, 2017, 02:04:01 AM
I nominate Matt Cook for 2017 champion.
#225
General Chat / Re: [POLL] Which Current Champion Will Fall First?
June 26, 2017, 10:26:55 AM
It's really enlightening to see who my real friends are.
#226
FFA / Re: What happens to your brain when you play Dam 00 Agent for hours on end?
June 26, 2017, 02:34:07 AM
Quote from: Carathorn on June 26, 2017, 02:32:28 AM
Watching Eliters call each other out on degeneracy levels is some good stuff

I know you are but what am I?
#227
FFA / Re: What happens to your brain when you play Dam 00 Agent for hours on end?
June 26, 2017, 01:34:49 AM
Would you guys mind not fighting and talk to each other with respect?

Thanks in advance.
#228
General Chat / Re: [POLL] Which Current Champion Will Fall First?
June 25, 2017, 02:22:07 AM
I will probably be the one to bop ace #K..dualchamp2018
#229
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Best Players for each IL
June 24, 2017, 11:27:28 PM
While we are all being honest.. im the best streets agent player. I made the bounce boost, my run is the fastest boost for boost run (1:11.77 13:0). My run had rocket first set but is still the fastest when boost ratio is accounted for. Also the run is crisp as fuck. I have many 12:0 1:11's in practice. I was and still am the best streets agent player.

Just being honest.
#230
General Chat / Re: Nice Sale
June 23, 2017, 02:28:06 AM
Yes please!
#231
General Chat / Re: Elite Streaming on twitch.tv - Comprehensive Topic/Stream List
June 22, 2017, 09:09:23 AM
#232
Perfect Dark / Re: Post A/SA/PA/100% Single Segment Speedruns HERE
June 22, 2017, 12:43:52 AM
Quote from: Carathorn on June 21, 2017, 06:12:30 PM
omg man that's sick! well done, is there a video/highlight uploaded of this run?

It's on the ranks bro.
#233
Perfect Dark / Re: Post A/SA/PA/100% Single Segment Speedruns HERE
June 21, 2017, 11:37:56 AM
Any% 27:57

Very happy with it.
#234
Perfect Dark / Re: Post A/SA/PA/100% Single Segment Speedruns HERE
June 16, 2017, 12:13:34 PM
any% 28:31

Will improve over the weekend.
#235
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Dam 52 Discussion
May 29, 2017, 12:06:54 PM
#236
General Chat / Re: RIP Chris Cornell
May 23, 2017, 10:34:43 PM
#237
Perfect Dark / Re: PD Strategy Discussion Topic
May 22, 2017, 02:30:36 AM
Icy I'll just mention you're screwing up by not using normal gun function for 2nd shot on 1st skedar.
#238
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** Summer GE/PD Fantasy League 2017 ***
May 21, 2017, 06:06:13 AM
I'll manage again, usually I'm the best manager so it would be a shame if I was absent.

Team: Vital Greens
#239
General Chat / Re: Karl's REGEN topic
May 19, 2017, 11:16:12 AM
Piano update.. Still got a lot of work to do :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUEJwCZd0XA
#240
Perfect Dark / Re: PD Strategy Discussion Topic
May 19, 2017, 05:49:49 AM
The strat is at least 13 years old cause I played around with it when I get the SA/PA records back in the day. It's quicker if you're slow, but if you're really quick (which you can't be anyway if you're killing skedars) the skedars won't be in correct positions to be able to quickly duck out and back to get the skedar to spawn correctly.

So for WR strat it's not quicker but if you find it's easier as a mid pace you can go for it.
#241
Perfect Dark / Re: Getting keen
May 13, 2017, 10:51:51 PM
Getting keen again.
#242
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Changing the Scoring system
May 02, 2017, 03:09:05 AM
The problem with using averages or giving extra  incentive is that magnifies a problem I already see with a lot of new players. This problem is the N/A crew issue. With these rankings systems you'll get really lopsided crap where a player will put 100% of their time into 1 level instead of spreading it out over the entire game. Take Clemens in PD. He has put all of his PD effort into a few levels instead of spreading it out over the entire game. This should not be REWARDED on the overall ranks by stripping other people of points who have done the hard work of playing every level (even the ones that aren't fun).

Guys look, IL's are different from RTA. The IL rankings are about OVERALL rankings. How good you do on EVERY stage, not just 1. It seems like people really, really, really want 1 time to be so important. The level point system is only a mechanism to get an overall rank, it is not the end goal. It seems like some people really want to make each level scoring system it's own end goal, which as I already mentioned runs counter to the spirit of the overall rank.
#243
FFA / Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
May 01, 2017, 10:18:06 AM
Ace:

Almost every day I get several micro wanks (K.. edges a lot while watching jap porn) + most days a full wank. Average sex is around twice a week. Lately has been slightly less because all K..'s energy is going into his Project: Become Awesome.

I'm of average size. The only thing that makes me superior to most cocks is that I'm cleaned very well daily and am a pleasure to suck.
#244
General Chat / Re: Elite IQ Test 2017
April 26, 2017, 09:47:44 AM
ATTENTION: DO THIS TEST AS WELL..

http://www.iqtest.dk/

May need to open in IE. I scored 140. It's completely visual.
#245
General Chat / Re: Married%
April 20, 2017, 06:54:31 AM
Quote from: Carathorn on March 18, 2017, 06:07:38 PM
Amazing picture K.., congrats.

Keep in mind some of The Elite rules to a perfect marriage:
don't speedstrafe through your marriage, don't lookdown, don't speechskip your woman, absolutely don't 2.x her, don't hoard, stay on her leaderboard at all times, keep on inventing new strats & stay keen.

<3

Loool nice.

Thanks everyone for the kind words!

CBF uploading more pics but they are on FB where you can add me.
#246
FFA / Re: Cock of the day [nsfw]
April 02, 2017, 01:52:01 AM
Cockfuck?
#247
General Chat / Married%
March 17, 2017, 07:38:56 AM
Back when I first joined this community 17 years ago I never thought I would one day resemble a healthy, functioning adult. I wish unto you all a partner that is as good a match for you as mine is to me.

Will post more pics when I get them.

#248
FFA / Re: *** Petition to suspend Grav from Discord for 2 days ***
March 14, 2017, 10:07:19 PM
The block function on discord is shit though. My suggestion to all parties is to stop the drama and ignore each other.
#249
FFA / Re: My Forum Name
March 14, 2017, 10:04:59 PM
Lol youre a new person and already talking shit to another member. You can fuck right off.
#250
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Eyy fellas
March 12, 2017, 11:29:30 AM
My name is K.... and I like to party.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y2nPHYpmXc
#251
FFA / Re: comment on top 5 degen video
March 11, 2017, 11:49:12 PM
Tl;dr marc is retard
#252
FFA / Re: Her vagina is so tight..
March 09, 2017, 10:57:45 PM
Her vagina is so tight...

...I have to constantly switch weapons to have sex.
#253
FFA / Her vagina is so tight..
March 09, 2017, 10:57:17 PM
...I had to set my cock's collision radius to 0 to have sex.
#254
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Does any one have any good lockshot tips?
March 07, 2017, 10:15:25 PM
Quote from: RaiidarOn on March 07, 2017, 10:06:23 PM
Quote from: SGT RAGEQUIT on March 07, 2017, 06:06:46 PM
if you're interested in goldeneye past a dam 53 you need to get a CRT television, it'll feel way more responsive

Its been a while since I have used a CRT so I don't have a good comparison, but I have one of those 1ms gaming monitors and I don't really feel like its not responsive.

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/94a9d25e-881e-4fb2-920d-2c51318d40db
#255
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Does any one have any good lockshot tips?
March 07, 2017, 04:19:18 PM
This is the BEST advice. Applies not only to the lockshot but also other things.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFwUcEwD4l4
#256
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** The Inconsistency Problem ***
March 07, 2017, 12:09:41 PM
Well tbh im in favor of a fully proven ranks. I agree unproven times shouldnt be listed, especially if they never had proof at all.

I would just say that showing a worse offense shouldnt really help this case. I.e its not as bad as this other thing so we should allow it.

Knowing Glen im really not sure if he would care (or even realise) that you backrolled his unproven good times. I really suggest that instead of nagging etc you do what i did with experts 54 and form a case and make a formal request. Thats how shit gets done.

I also think that cant be directly compared, because in glens case its a legit case of questioning legitimacy and meeting proof standards. Its really apples and oranges.
#257
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** The Inconsistency Problem ***
March 07, 2017, 10:57:16 AM
Cant sleep..

Grandfathering does not apply in this case, just like grandfathering doesnt apply with cheaters.

Dave doesnt have a vid because twitch deleted it, marc doesnt have a vid because marc deleted it. There is obviously a big difference here, which is intent.

Again, its not a matter of legitimacy and no is claiming 23 didnt happen. But we should not tolerate players removing vids.

If you cant discern the difference between negligence and ill intent i dont know what to tell you mate. You can try to argue that times shouldnt be backrolled if people remove vids.. But i dont see a case at all for claiming this is inconsistent.
#258
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** The Inconsistency Problem ***
March 07, 2017, 09:46:47 AM
On phone about to go to sleep, but will quickly say..

Its not always about legitimacy. Sometimes, times are backrolled as punishment for bad behaviour. So, for someone who cheats their entire page is removed.. Even if some of their times are provably legit. Similarly, if a player remove their video they have their time backrolled.

When viewed through the (correct) lens of players being repremanded for ill behaviour, rather than simply not meeting proof stadards, it is completely consistent that marcs time would be removed and daves would not.
#259
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
March 06, 2017, 01:06:28 AM
Nice work, I was trying to do it a much slower way. Defs can go down much lower. I'll work on it in a couple months but I'm pretty suprised you were able to get it to work a couple times already.
#260
FFA / Re: Goose's Top 5 Most Stunning Instances of Degeneracy
March 06, 2017, 12:47:54 AM
Quote from: scythe death on March 05, 2017, 01:21:01 PM
Quote from: The man who trolled and lost everything on March 05, 2017, 08:49:20 AM
scythe, I actually agree that some/much of what Marc says is founded largely in truth (ironically.)  A lot of his views and beliefs of the world are similar to mine.

That being said he's a complete dick, treats people poorly, and the rest of what he says is complete lunacy.  So yeah you and I are on a very similar page here.

Yeah, but philosophers tend to be dicks.  Not that he's a legitimate philosopher or anything, but if he thinks that he sees something that others don't, and these people insist on not seeing it, his only response is going to be to mock you or point out your faults, which people tend to consider rude.  The better response is to this Marc guy is not to reject his points or dismiss them for "lol too many words durrr", but to understand them first, then refute them if so needed.

I'm not sure it is exists, but if there were an awards ceremony for 'Most Naive Person On The Planet'.. you would sweep it.
#261
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Unfalsifiability Problem
March 05, 2017, 08:55:08 AM
Quote from: Carathorn on March 05, 2017, 08:15:28 AM
Quote from: Botched Movie Quotes on March 04, 2017, 10:41:59 AM
Asking for better proof does not mean you are accusing the person of cheating.

It's a rare case anyway, that being a high RNG level which is famous for fake vids + a player having insane times on that level only. It's completely reasonable for people to be skeptical. Please don't act like that's a bad thing for people to have questions and for the times to be subject to increased scrutiny.

I agree that asking for more proof is a good idea especially considering the level/player circumstances, I just don't see how 30 minutes of footage prior to the 58 run is going to expose anyone in case the run was fake. Even a 30 minute video with completely different stages or lower pace failed runs is not going to expose anyone. Someone can always just say "it was the run of a lifetime" and, even though you'd have more reason to doubt someone, you still wouldn't have anything to take action on. Or am I missing something?

IF someone were to fake a run, making them provide a session would FORCE them to create a splice. This splice is very hard to do perfectly and can be detected with audio analysis. However splicing an end screen to a single run can be done in a way that cannot be detected. It's more about increasing the odds that a person will slip up or leave a clue confirming they have created a fake run (if that's the case). Things don't have to be guaranteed in order for an action to be taken.

Personally, I brought up the idea of asking Luke to provide the session but I wasn't suggesting we should definitely backroll the time if he wasn't able to provide it. However, a full session would definitely remove most of the doubt and allow people to relax a lot more and feel more assured. If the session showed bad play, much lower OCB etc then further investigation should follow.

We should always try to create a full picture when making decisions. Sometimes, one point isn't enough to confirm anything, but when you have a whole bunch of points questions should start getting asked. It works both ways. For example in this case, while the video quality is bad, the session vid makes up for it. So personally I'm happy with it. However some people may choose to ignore the session and look strictly at video quality, which I would not suggest. Take everything into account when making judgement calls.
#262
General Chat / Re: CRT required for competitive times?
March 05, 2017, 07:48:57 AM
Yeah they are fine. Simple levels where you don't have to worry about reacting to guards etc will be ok cause your brain gets used to the delay.

Most of the easier wr's will be possible with LCD. Trust me though, CRTs are way easier to play.

#263
General Chat / Re: CRT required for competitive times?
March 05, 2017, 07:04:56 AM
LCD TV's need to change the signal from analog to digital. This causes a delay between what the n64 sends out and what the tv shows. It's pretty small, but on more complex stages and on stages where you need to react to things you'll bleed time.
#264
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Unfalsifiability Problem
March 04, 2017, 10:41:59 AM
It is extremely hypocritical for people to say that other people are coming to conclusions too fast, when they are also coming to conclusions too fast.

Asking for better proof does not mean you are accusing the person of cheating. With that same logic asking proof at all is essentially suggesting all people are cheating, which isn't the case. It's just that better times need better proof. In this case the time was very good and considering all points more proof was felt to be needed by a lot of players to confirm the time. Especially given that high RNG levels are susceptible to fake runs, as has been the history with frigate sa.

Statements such as 'no one plays Frigate like that when the odds of objective A completing are 1/100' are FACTS. As no one before this did play the level like that. It's not an argument that the time is fake, it's just a cause for suspicion or asking further questions. You act as if being skeptical and really pointing out things in the run is a bad thing when actually it's healthy to do and that's how you catch cheaters.

This is a peculiar case where a person has very good times on 1 level and nothing else significant on other levels. There is a precedent for this with Lucid in PD. The SAME response happened btw which is a request for a full session. As Petit doesn't have similar high skill vids on other levels and he doesn't stream it's impossible to get a good grasp of his overall skill. Sessions are only required in cases like these, because we don't actually have enough information to determine a players skill.

It's a rare case anyway, that being a high RNG level which is famous for fake vids + a player having insane times on that level only. It's completely reasonable for people to be skeptical. Please don't act like that's a bad thing for people to have questions and for the times to be subject to increased scrutiny.

I find it very distasteful when people act as if skepticism is a terrible thing when I believe overall the net result is a positive thing. Remember back in the day when proof policies were non existent? It's skepticism that drove better policies and improved the overall proof situation. It's going to be the skeptics that catch future cheaters, it definitely won't be people who watch a video once and say "well nothing jumped out at me so it's legit".

#265
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Is Luke Pettit's Frigate SA 0:58 quality acceptable?
March 04, 2017, 08:59:42 AM
Hard to say exactly, I think it depends on all the factors.

Too tired right now though tbh.

but if I may randomly ramble..

luke provided session vids etc which is good. Also MAYBE frig sa has been exposed and it's not that bad. If hostage odds aren't that made and people really focused on speed (like, luke played for speed more than anyone else has) maybe 58 isn't even that cooked. It may just seem super significant because of an unhealthy view of the level.

I.e, if frig sa 58 was considered the same as like a 90-95 pointer the capture quality wouldn't be that bad for it.
#266
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Attention: Luke Pettit
March 03, 2017, 11:05:18 PM
Asking for more proof is not the same as accusing someone of lying.

Why didnt we take same action for Ace? Not sure if troll question because his was stream lol. Nice troll post. Nice b8 got me gud.
#267
FFA / Re: NEWS & POLITICS MEGATHREAD: Shitposts, Reasoned Argument & Everything in Between
March 01, 2017, 10:34:43 AM
OK to clarify I didn't say that law dictates what life is. I said that law dictates what is murder and what isn't. As murder is defined as 'an unlawful killing'. Given that killing something may or may not be acceptable depending on the context you can't argue from a place of principle that killing is wrong. You'd have to explain why it's wrong in any given context.

I didn't say that a child becomes life as 22 weeks or anything like that. My point regarding life was actually that there is no on/off switch and it's not black and white. It is a continuum because you're not going from something that is dead to something that is alive. Everything involved is already alive and just grows from that.

The standard I used in my last post was 'biological independence'. Meaning that it can survive as a biologically separate individual. The 22 weeks comes from the fact that babies simply cannot survive if removed from the womb before this point. This even considers the use of incubators which is required if they are born that early. Before this point the baby has not developed and if removed will die no matter what we do.  It has not grown to the point where it can satisfy the most basic thing which is being able to live. Before this point it is completely dependant on being biologically attached the mother so I would not consider it as its own person with its own rights.

People being on life support etc is a completely different case. First of all, they satisfy my definition of biological independence. They are alive as their own biological individual. Secondly, getting injured/sick etc does not forfeit your rights as an individual. The term 'viability' is used in a specific context and you cannot simply throw that term around and use it in other contexts in order to broaden its meaning.

Viability is important in human development to understand if a baby can be its own individual with its own rights. Because if it cannot be an individual it is still sitting under the umbrella of the rights of the mother. Until the baby can exist as its own individual it is only an extension of the mothers body. So viability states that if removed from the mother would the baby survive as a separate being. If the answer is yes then the baby deserves its rights as an individual, including the right to live.

You mentioned 'potential life' to which there is no logical argument against as the definition is vague and it's based on possibility rather than reality. There is always the potential for anything. Even contraception, abstinence etc prevents life and could be seen as preventing life from existing. There is always a cost/benefit to everything and a case can be made either way. For example, if a women who is poor/single gets an abortion it may allow her to financially recover and thus have more children later. Whereas having the baby now may financially cripple her forever meaning she can't support as many children in the future.

Like I said before I don't think this is a simple issue in that it's either wrong or right. If you feel as though abortion before the point of viability should be 'illegal' you'd need to make an argument why, and it has to be more than just 'it's morally wrong' etc. If you're claim is that it's an unjust killing you would need to establish exactly why. Humans kill living beings all the time (animals AND humans) so killing in of itself is not morally wrong.

But I just want to say in closing that I'm not saying you're wrong for being against abortions etc, and I'm not making the claim that people are morally correct for doing abortions. I'm more talking about what should or shouldn't be legal. People will always disagree on what the best course of action is, but when it comes to creating laws and punishing people for breaking them we need to be more concise and logical in our reasoning. Unless you believe that religion should also govern laws which is a big move from the system we use atm.

About Roe vs Wade, basically most abortions would be legal before the 3rd trimester because getting an abortion is statistically safer than giving birth. Therefore, given that the fetus has no rights as an individual under the 14th amendment but the mother DOES have rights, she is within her rights to make the decision to abort as it is safer for her. Once the fetus is in the 3rd trimester and becomes viable then the state basically says that it has rights as an individual under the 14th amendment and therefore may not be killed. Basically at that point the rights of the fetus overrides the mother's fear of well-being.

#268
Perfect Dark / Re: Ask any PD related questions you'd like here.
February 28, 2017, 08:56:00 AM
Quote from: AZ on February 28, 2017, 08:31:30 AM
No.

However, there should be a rankings somewhere...

Check GeoCities.
#269
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Frigate 0:59 is Cropped, Didn't We Settle This????
February 28, 2017, 02:24:26 AM
Quote from: The man who trolled and lost nothing on February 28, 2017, 02:03:23 AM
...thanks for jumping to conclusions.

You are the one who jumped to conclusions in order to attack me. All I did was say that if you feel like having this discussion is a waste of your time you should not be in the council, because this is its primary role.

From this 1 sentence, you made the conclusions that..

1. I ignored or did not consider your posts. You then used this false conclusion to personally attack me by saying 'I'm not surprised at all', indicating that it's in my nature/personality to ignore your posts in general.
2. That I was not contributing to the discussion.

Both of which were complete projections on your part and completely unnecessary.

You also attempted to deflect the main point (that you shouldn't talk that way in these discussions) by pointing to different posts you made or by claiming that I'm wrong as well in some way.

These conclusions DO show your inability to use logic, because you're failing to use it and this is evidence. You are letting your emotions take over and you are attacking anyone you don't like or disagree with. Which should not be tolerated in this particular group.
#270
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Frigate 0:59 is Cropped, Didn't We Settle This????
February 28, 2017, 01:18:19 AM
Quote from: The man who trolled and lost nothing on February 27, 2017, 09:53:29 AM
ffs grav. Stop wasting my time. I really don't like responding to these stupid arguments you bring up and make misleading statements like this thread title which comprises of two clauses, both of which are deceptive.

A council member talking like this in a council discussion is a joke. The way Ace holds his discussions I'm very surprised he's allowed in the council.

QuoteBecause I am actually contributing to the discussion and making fair counterarguments unlike both of you? Seriously you guys may as well not post if you are here just to say that instead of contributing to the actual discussion. It appears you gave more importance to that post than my previous two, which I am not surprised with at all

I did make arguments very clearly in discord (in your favor actually) and made my thoughts well known. So the fact that you said I wasn't contributing to the discussion shows your bias and irrational thought process.

Making 1 decent post does not excuse you from making a 2nd hostile and unnecessary post. Again, this shows your inability to use logic.

Ace's belligerent nature and inability to hold decent discourse in disagreements really makes me think he shouldn't be in the council.
#271
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Frigate 0:59 is Cropped, Didn't We Settle This????
February 27, 2017, 11:57:18 PM
I will just reaffirm what Luke said in relation to wasting ace's time. It's the council's job to discuss issues like this, so if you don't want to discuss things like that don't be on the council?
#272
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Elite Top 5s and Other Videos - Ideas & Organizational Thread
February 26, 2017, 10:43:48 PM
I think 112 should be in the vid at #1. The people want it. Its the best overall choice as far as views, marketing, etc.
#273
FFA / Re: NEWS & POLITICS MEGATHREAD: Shitposts, Reasoned Argument & Everything in Between
February 26, 2017, 04:27:23 AM
Quote from: Scrambler Fanny on February 25, 2017, 11:57:40 AM
As for the abortion part (which was pretty short), Ben asked a fundamental question that you BOTH kind of "side-stepped" in your posts. K.. said that "Obviously abortions are not ideal and decent people seek to avoid it, because on some level it is also killing another human." My question to you K.. is: is taking an innocent life murder? Is it a life at conception? If so, abortion is murder. If not, who decides WHEN it becomes a life? In my opinion, ONLY religion can answer this. What you believe answers this. Notice I didn't say my religion. Religion is simply your world-view and what you believe about existence, life, death, taxes, etc. I know that you both know this, but my world-view is that God has formed and knit-together the very fabric of life from the time of conception and holds every single child as valuable beyond our comprehension. He also says that murdering anyone (not capitol punishment - that's a different topic) is worthy of forfeiting your own life.

Killing another person is only murder if it is unlawful. A US soldier who kills an armed combatant will not go to jail for murder, because it is lawful. The state executing a prisoner is not murder as the law allows it. So as long as an abortion is legal it is not murder. That's to answer your question specifically, as I did not side step anything. I actually said, as you quoted, that abortion is killing another human. Though I did say 'on some level', implying that it is not exactly the same as killing a fully independent human. So, killing other humans is never murder unless you factor in all details etc. So when you ask the question, is abortion murder, the answer depends on the current law. I know what you mean though and I think you're asking if killing the baby is morally wrong.

When it comes to what determines life, this is a biological question, not a question of morals/religion. Also there is no on/off switch for life because technically sperm is alive and so are eggs. To suggest things are so simple I think is naive. I think we have to acknowledge that there is no exact reference point you can use for certain as things flow on a continuum. Therefore all that is left is to negotiate and discuss different ideas about what the cut off point should be.

In my own opinion, I would use biological independence as a starting point. Basically, can the fetus survive independent of the mother if separated from the womb. If it cannot survive independently than I would not yet consider it an individual. I'm talking strictly biologically, as all babies need adults to survive, but only because they need food. Babies can survive if biologically separated from 22/23 weeks however the odds are low. But given that it's possible and you'd never know on an individual level you would need to abort at least before this time, and then with a further buffer to be sure. This is actually currently the legal standard when it comes to the cut off point...

Roe vs. Wade, the 1973 case legalizing abortion, made fetal viability an important legal concept. The Supreme Court ruled that states cannot put the interests of a fetus ahead of the interests of the pregnant woman until the fetus is "viable." The court defined viable to mean capable of prolonged life outside the mother's womb. It said this included fetuses that doctors expected to be sustained by respirators. The court accepted the conventional medical wisdom that a fetus becomes viable at the start of the last third of a pregnancy, the third trimester, sometime between the 24th and 28th week (a pregnancy usually lasts 38 weeks). Because the point of viability varies, the court ruled, it could only be determined case by case and by the woman's own doctor. Even if the fetus is viable, the court said, states could not outlaw an abortion if the woman's life or health was at stake.

TL:DR - Is abortion murder? Not if it's legal. When does a fetus become an individual with rights? When it can survive as a separate biological being. Until that point I don't see how it could be considered an individual that has its own rights etc.
#274
FFA / Re: Post something nice about the person above you v2!
February 25, 2017, 07:08:31 PM
Very smart, logical, has very large potential in life due to ability to really digest information and learn from it (instead of letting emotional bias get in the way), also has huge cock.

#275
FFA / Re: NEWS & POLITICS MEGATHREAD: Shitposts, Reasoned Argument & Everything in Between
February 25, 2017, 10:19:51 AM
We are on the same page.

To clarify the sentence about not being productive to the discussion, it was directed at the transgender issue. As I saw 2 separate issues outlined in the vid (abortion and transgender, therefore 2 'separate' discussions). You did bring value to the discussion about abortion, I was just separating each issue into their own discussion. If that makes sense.

Also, I didn't say to take it easy. I was just pointing out how you misinterpreted what I said. I think that is much worse than disliking what I say if you actually are understanding correctly.

BTW, I don't use 'caring about form' as a crutch or a trick to win an argument. I've spent like 10 years studying social dynamics, sales, marketing etc (which are all forms of communication), and I've read books on how to argue etc because I genuinely enjoy the art of debate and I like to disect the communication and analyse it. This is from a genuine interest in it, it's not stemming just from my need to 'win' or anything like that.

I really wasns't meaning to be rude or anything in my initial post, and maybe upon rereading you might find that if you take the words literally that I said there is nothing really that wrong with it (i've reread it multiple times and cannot see any character attacks etc) and my last sentence was not aimed at you but rather the dregs of the boards that love to insult each other over disagreements and stuff like that.

But who care, we are now on the same page and we agree on the issues in the vid. I disagree that Shapiro's views are stemming from any ignorance etc. His reads A LOT , polical discussion is his profession(and has written 7 books, graduated from harvard law school). He is religious, however he points out a lot that he would not force his beliefs on others in the form of policy etc, and tries to argue points from logic.

In the video he mentions very high suicide rates among transgender though. I haven't checked the figures, but he stated 40%. Let's say though even if it's not 40%, but just much higher, that's a cause for concern. If it's not labelled as a mental issue because you think that's 'taboo' or just 'backwards' for some reason then it may be preventing research and more thought about the issue. I think Shapiro stresses to treat it as a mental illness because he believes that quality of life for these people is lower than normal people (which based on suicide rates may actually be true) and he wants more effort into helping these people rather than seeing them suffer because society doesn't think it's an issue.

http://www.vocativ.com/culture/lgbt/transgender-suicide/

Here is a link (probably gets the source from the same plan Ben did) where it cites 40% for suicide attempts with trans gender. So there may be a real issue.

SIDE NOTE TECHNICALITY: If you have a friend, who puts on a new shirt, and you say 'you look like a faggot', that is SOOO different from going up to a random person you don't know and saying they look like a faggot. Context is important. We've known each other for a long time so you have to factor that into the communication.
#276
FFA / Re: NEWS & POLITICS MEGATHREAD: Shitposts, Reasoned Argument & Everything in Between
February 25, 2017, 09:13:46 AM
Also, I say stuff like "i'm just debating points" to try and defuse people getting emotional immediately and lash out at me. which, btw, you cannot deny is a real risk when discussing touchy issues like this.

I'm letting you know that I'm not emotionally invested in either side and am just interested in talking about it because I enjoy to discuss things. This is a very valid thing to do tbh and I have no idea why you would take that negatively. I really think that you see things in a very negative way, maybe it's just with me. Like it's impossible for me to disagree with you and state that without you appearing to get upset etc.

If you are wondering how I connected your post to an ignorant leftist, it's this sentence.

"Also, obviously all people speaking out firmly against transgenderism are people who aren't dealing with it / anyone close to them. It's the unknown, it's scary and it's ruining their view on how they believe the world should be."

This is a generalisation of everyone on a particular side which claims to understand all of their situations/motives etc. Which is something I saw leftists do A LOT in the last pres election.
#277
FFA / Re: NEWS & POLITICS MEGATHREAD: Shitposts, Reasoned Argument & Everything in Between
February 25, 2017, 08:59:33 AM
Cara please read my post again, but more carefully, because a lot of what you said was a lie about what I said.

I hope I don't have to go over the 10 or so things that you got completely wrong about my post. I hope that you reread, and then read your post again and realise the mistakes. To help you out though to understand I'll give you the first 3 things.

Well thanks for counterlabeling me then

I did not label you at any point in my post. Please outline where. You mentioned in your post that I said you were a leftist? I said ""Because you look like an ignorant leftist". If this is a language barrier because english isn't your first language let me know. This means that your post runs like an ignorant leftist, but I know that you are not. If I thought you were I would say "You are an ignorant leftist".

"Good job" on poking holes into someones reasoning and then taking the moral highground like you always do

Where did I take a moral highground?

you continuously talk about form and barely about the substance

Yes form is actually important. Breakdown of communication is the number 1 reason why relationships fail. So really stressing good communication is important if people aren't thinking about it. You misread, and misunderstand things I say all the time because you aren't even trying to understand or look carefully at the form I use. If your form is terrible, you don't even care to read sentences properly, you take things out of context, you twist words around etc I don't wish to have a conversation with you with deep substance because it's pointless and not enjoyable for me. Once it is clear that you have to ability to really understand what is said clearly I am more willing to talk substance.

The way you finish your post actually shows of less respect to other people than I did. I clearly stated in my post that I fully respect people thinking different on subjects as I do

I'm sorry, but saying that you respect someone doesn't mean shit if you generalise, give them negative labels without justification etc. How you act defines if you respect someone. Also I have no idea what post you read, but I said "I think both sides have valid points and neither side could claim the other is wrong." So I have no idea what you're going on about? And as for my final sentence, yes if someone reads my post and see this as antitrans they are a fucking moron. but notice in your post you said that I said ""you are a fucking moron". Which again is a flat out lie.

There are many more instances where you misconstrue, lie about what I said, or whatever. I'll say again though, if this is a language barrier issue let me know. Because you are just not understanding anything I say. OR you are just projecting a fuckload of negativity that doesn't actually exist in the post, and because you're blinded by that projection you actually read my sentences differently to how they are.





#278
FFA / Re: NEWS & POLITICS MEGATHREAD: Shitposts, Reasoned Argument & Everything in Between
February 25, 2017, 07:44:11 AM
Cara your post kinda screams like you have no idea about what Ben Shapiro thinks or who he is.

Furthermore you are projecting a lot stuff onto people who speak out against transgenderism and don't actually bring anything of value to the discussion. Just kind of labelling the opposition as ignorant/afraid etc which is counter productive.

The reality is that Ben Shapiro has more credentials than could possibly be required to discuss such topics and if you want to rebut you should use actual points. Because you look like an ignorant leftist who doesn't actually know anything but just likes to label people as bigots etc.

Not that I really care to have a strong opinion because it doesn't really matter. But I'm pro abortion because I think if parents have made the decision to not have children it doesn't make a difference if they use contraception or get an (early) abortion, the net result is the same. Obviously abortions are not ideal and decent people seek to avoid it, because on some level it is also killing another human. I think both sides have valid points and neither side could claim the other is wrong. Probably religion plays a big part. So while I think abortion is ok it is not something that I think comes with no cost. I do not think that parents who do not want to have children should have children, period.

The main issue with the transgender thing is when it comes to creating policy about how others should treat transgenders. I.e requiring them to call them a particular pronoun, allowing them into different sex segregated areas etc. Also this may become a slippery slope when biological men are allowed into women's sports etc. The problem isn't really with people changing sex etc, the problem is that they then tell others how they should be treated and don't seem very tolerant to other views. Which is what Cara shows, if someone disagrees it is because they are ignorant/afraid/evil etc so they are 'bad' people, 'shameful' etc.

Also I don't care at all about transgender etc I'm just discussing the points so if anyone comes at me like I'm anti transgender or some shit they are a fucking moron.
#279
FFA / Re: OFFICIAL NOMENCLATURE PETITION
February 24, 2017, 06:12:01 AM
I proposed the following changes instead..

-SINGLE R-LEAN changed to 'Just The Tip throw'

-DOUBLE R-LEAN changed to 'Balls Deep throw'

-DUCK DOUBLE LEAN changed to 'BBC throw'
#280
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Elite Podcast - 2016 Year-in-Review Pt. 1 [Episode Now Online]
February 22, 2017, 05:09:13 AM
I can do march 11th sat night (US time), let's LOCK IT IN for that weekend.
#281
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Elite Top 5s and Other Videos - Ideas & Organizational Thread
February 15, 2017, 01:38:21 AM
Top 5 'Top 5' lists.
#282
General Chat / Re: Karl's REGEN topic
February 14, 2017, 09:55:39 AM
Guitar progress vid. I play the song I'm hoping to perfect by the end of the year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKrb-jGb71g

#283
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Elite Podcast - 2016 Year-in-Review Pt. 1 [Episode Now Online]
February 10, 2017, 05:18:03 AM
Ace is correct, I am still keen for the podcast.
#284
General Chat / Re: Karl's REGEN topic
February 08, 2017, 03:29:34 AM
Quote from: We have seen illusion and reality begin to overlap and fuse on February 07, 2017, 11:56:58 AM
Nice, keep it up! :D

You can always just post a regular recording without much editing or commentary to make things easier.

Thanks bro. I will do a bit of that soon I think.

SLEEP

I'd say my average sleep time was 6 hours. However my actual time would rarely be this, it would either be much less (2-6 hrs) or more (8 hrs or so) depending on heat and if I had to work the next day. Any day where I'm scheduled to wake up will be shit for me, but if I can sleep in it's ok.

The problem with getting too little sleep is that even if you get an ok day (8-10hrs) you still won't feel good. I think it takes consistent sleep with no sleep deprivation for a little while to fully recover. So even on days where I got enough sleep for 1 day I would still feel really crap. Being productive day in, day out was impossible.

Now I'm average at least 8 hrs I would say. On my days off sometimes I'm getting more than 10hrs. Still don't feel like I have completely recovered yet though, but my willpower has dramatically improved. Also, with a higher average I'm able to do more on days I don't get enough sleep. For example last night I probably only got 6 hrs, which is definitely not enough, but my willpower is MUCH higher than it would normally be so I'm still able to work on stuff despite feeling like crap.

I think the main benefit from getting more sleep is willpower and discipline. I believe that it would be physically possible to be productive with sleep deprivation however it's more of a mental issue. Willpower/discipline is extremely diminished on low amounts of sleep.
#285
Perfect Dark / Re: Why is Henning not banned from the PD rankings?
February 07, 2017, 11:51:07 PM
I would be against removing his PD times. Not because he didnt deserve to be banned, but rather because of what happened after the decision was made.

If you check his pr history you will see he has many prs since the decision was finalised and he had likely spent hundreds or hours playing getting those prs because he was still ranked.

Henning was not responsible for the decision to keep his pd page, therefore he should not be retroactively punished for this by wasting the many hours he played with the understanding his times will be ranked.
#286
General Chat / Re: Karl's REGEN topic
February 07, 2017, 10:06:24 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDLmi8DZNWM

I hadn't made vids because of sleep deprivation and trying to use all my energy on practicing stuff (instead of making vids). But I fixed a couple of major issues so now things are looking really good. Will post some progress vids very soon hopefully. Have made some awesome progress, keen to show it.

I have left discord and am trying to avoid anything that is not related to my goals in order to try and boost productivity and keep my sanity. But I will keep this topic going as I really do hope that I can help/inspire anyone else here who would also like to achieve some cool goals.

Thank you for the <3
#287
FFA / Re: ATTN: AMERICANS
January 30, 2017, 11:43:40 AM
Maybe Guy Sebastian can help here, if you but listen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-nd1nQgOr8
#288
FFA / Re: The GE Porn thread
January 30, 2017, 12:29:13 AM
#289
General Chat / Re: so... marc rutzou.....
January 28, 2017, 10:17:05 AM
Quote from: Ogran on January 28, 2017, 09:22:35 AM
wtf nintendo

Yeah nintendo you really dropped the ball here you big hairy ballsack.
#290
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Elite Podcast - 2016 Year-in-Review Pt. 1 [Episode Now Online]
January 25, 2017, 11:17:54 AM
For the record even though I'm not feeling well I am willing at any time to the do the podcast.

Furthermore I have proactively attempted to set dates with people and said that I'm willing any time. No other people have been proactive in locking in a date.

I'm not a good host, so I would need a host-type person like Jim to help do the podcast.

What I'm looking for is a group of people, like 5 or more including the top players and some crowd favorites to ask questions/share insights.
#291
FFA / Dad's balls in my mouth
January 19, 2017, 09:40:27 AM
Post questions/comments below.
#292
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ATTN: RUNWAY 30 PREDDERS
January 16, 2017, 09:49:00 AM
People who are not experts at strats should listen to people who are experts at strats.
#293
General Chat / Re: *** Eliter of the Year 2016 Award ***
January 16, 2017, 09:45:39 AM
I should have voted for myself.
#294
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Hello again
January 12, 2017, 10:08:21 AM
Quote from: Axel A on January 12, 2017, 08:09:00 AM
Max, K.. was missing from the ranks for a few years there in the mid 00s but I dont remember the reason for it, perhaps K.. himself does and would like to share...

I was having a cry about something.
#295
FFA / Re: PETITION HERE IF U ARE SALTY ABOUT ELITE ANNUAL AWARDS RESULTS!!
January 07, 2017, 09:31:37 AM
The winner of the 2017 most rigged award will go to the 2016 Annual Awards.
#296
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Where is Jimmy Bauer?!?!?
January 05, 2017, 10:56:14 PM
QuoteUsernames, Avatars, Signatures, etc.

- Changing your username is allowed. However, you may NOT change to a username that is offensive or is intended to flame, troll, or impersonate other users. Breaking these rules will result in a suspension of name and profile editing privileges and likely a suspension of posting privileges.

Wow these boards went from Nazi Germany to a US University safe space.
#297
Archived Elite Polls / Re: *** THE ELITE AWARDS #43 - BEST UNTIED SLAYER (PD) ***
January 02, 2017, 01:28:39 AM
Is this not including where you beat an untied? You have to tie it only?
#298
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
December 31, 2016, 09:13:07 AM
Quote from: Anemptybox on December 31, 2016, 09:01:40 AM
Would it be a good idea to open the door by the skedar you punch, either before or during you punch him, so you don't have to wait for it to open?

Door is locked until you place the falcon.
#299
Archived Elite Polls / Re: *** THE ELITE AWARDS #32 - GAME OF THE YEAR ***
December 28, 2016, 10:16:46 AM
No contest.
#300
Perfect Dark / Re: PD Strategy Discussion Topic
December 28, 2016, 10:15:31 AM
Quote from: Boss on December 27, 2016, 11:35:58 PM
Quote from: Wouter Jansen on December 27, 2016, 06:02:10 AM
Could it be faster to do the pres lure on A/SA and throw the mine after?

It's worth a look. I think with an insane start it could be surprising close to the same speed, but the main issue is how long the mine takes to get down there then you still need to wait another 2s to complete.

With the same start pace as your PA wr run it yields a 1:16 at best. So basically you need a 2 sec quicker pres lure. I tried for 2 hours and only got 1 1:16 pace pres lure. If you can kinda yolo the pres a bit you can get 1:14 pace. The issue is that the pres doesn't leave the cave quick enough so you have to wait for him. Unless you can get an insane pres out of the cave, which may technically be the same odds as getting a 1:14 pace press the old way.

Conclusion: I can get to the clone and kill him 1:14 pace pretty easy. Requires you to wait for pres only once (first place you normally wait) then strafing to that line where the pres will run to the ship. But when I do this he doesn't leave the cave quick enough and turns back around when I pass him.
#301
Archived Elite Polls / Re: *** THE ELITE AWARDS #20 - BEST GE TUTORIAL ***
December 23, 2016, 07:57:04 AM
Quote from: Alec McDonald on December 23, 2016, 01:36:59 AM
2) We hold a vote to retroactively backroll the time if it means that much to the community

Suggesting that a community may need to hold a vote in order to get its proof moderator to enforce its proof policy? You know what to do bro.
#302
Archived Elite Polls / Re: *** THE ELITE AWARDS #20 - BEST GE TUTORIAL ***
December 23, 2016, 07:34:02 AM
If you backroll stuff like control 3:56 and illus 2:26 you gotta backroll this 1:58 if it was significant. Oversight by the moderator doesn't mean the person just gets to keep their time up. I don't understand why there are any other options other than backroll?
#303
Archived Elite Polls / Re: *** THE ELITE AWARDS #24 - BEST 2016 POP ALBUM ***
December 23, 2016, 01:07:27 AM
It's true. Into You single handedly defeats any other album released in the year.
#304
FFA / Re: is this real
December 22, 2016, 09:20:32 PM
I thought it was a page for the dancer from lord of the dance.
#305
Archived Elite Polls / Re: *** THE ELITE AWARDS #22 - BEST ACCENT ***
December 22, 2016, 08:35:31 AM
How do I select myself 3 times.
#306
FFA / Re: Merry Christmas, Eliters
December 21, 2016, 08:12:58 AM
This is really sick! Legit like it a lot. Awesome production btw.
#307
FFA / Re: ***The Perks Of Being A Corporate Drone***
December 19, 2016, 08:33:01 PM
6. Forced to leave the house and get life experience.

7. Potential to interact with female drones.
#308
GoldenEye 007 / Re: OPERATION: PREVENT RANKINGS DRAMA
December 16, 2016, 09:40:53 PM
In addition to the proposed changes i also wish to include a clause in relation to glitches.

Basically, all glitches that contribute to a pr/wr must be able to be reproduced and replicated. One off glitches or hardware/software malfunctions cannot contribute to a pr (see: pd teleportation glitch, swiss clip).
#309
General Chat / Re: Karl's REGEN topic
December 16, 2016, 09:10:37 PM
#310
GoldenEye 007 / Re: [DATA] Miscellaneous GoldenEye Statistics Thread
December 15, 2016, 11:29:53 PM
Ace is correct.
#311
Perfect Dark / Re: Getting keen
December 15, 2016, 10:54:06 AM
I'm getting slightly keen again.
#312
Archived Elite Polls / Re: *** THE ELITE AWARDS #15 - FAVORITE UNDERGROUND PERSONALITY ***
December 15, 2016, 03:03:57 AM
When this is finished pls expose anyone who votes chuya.
#313
Archived Elite Polls / Re: *** THE ELITE AWARDS #13 - BEST SIDE-GAME ***
December 13, 2016, 09:45:33 AM
..well.. technically I've played stardew valley cause I helped my GF do some fishing.
#314
Archived Elite Polls / Re: *** THE ELITE AWARDS #13 - BEST SIDE-GAME ***
December 13, 2016, 09:44:58 AM
the 1 game I have played in the list is perfect dark.
#315
Archived Elite Polls / Re: *** THE ELITE AWARDS #13 - BEST SIDE-GAME ***
December 13, 2016, 03:48:18 AM
I've only played 1 of these games. But why is perfect dark a side game.
#316
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
December 11, 2016, 11:51:11 PM
maian spag 1:52
maian ag 1:35 (awesome!)
#317
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New Videos Here
December 10, 2016, 11:35:29 AM
#318
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New Videos Here
December 10, 2016, 10:32:05 AM
#319
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Rare WR Database
December 07, 2016, 12:21:01 PM
Thanks :)
#320
Perfect Dark / 2 136 in a row
December 07, 2016, 09:36:43 AM
#321
GoldenEye 007 / Re: What is/are your favourite GE accomplishments in 2016?
December 06, 2016, 11:27:10 AM
Streets 1:11. It proved to me that no matter how ancient and old i am i can still pwn. It gave me the confidence to play pd seriously again as well.

The importance of the wr in general will probs dwindle over time as more people cake it, but untying it affected me deeply on a personal level. It felt great to be a part of GE history again.
#322
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Rare WR Database
December 06, 2016, 02:21:02 AM
As per https://web.archive.org/web/20030327054427/http://www.the-elite.net/PD/

I updated this time http://rankings.the-elite.net/~Sim+Threat/time/44457

was uwr. The archive doesn't show names cause of april fools but shows my color.
#323
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Rare WR Database
December 06, 2016, 02:03:21 AM
#324
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Rare WR Database
December 06, 2016, 01:35:36 AM
http://rankings.the-elite.net/~Sim+Threat/time/23585

also updated the date on this time which was an untied as well.
#325
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Rare WR Database
December 06, 2016, 01:30:34 AM
To whomever updates the page...

http://rankings.the-elite.net/~Sim+Threat/time/65615

I updated the date on this time. As per http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/geocities/pdarktimes/under3hoursPD.html I definitely got this time as an untied. Though it's not in the wr topic for some reason, I was probs too busy being awesome at everything to post it.
#326
Archived Elite Polls / Re: *** THE ELITE AWARDS #6 - BEST 2016 POP SONG ***
December 06, 2016, 01:26:46 AM
I voted Into You because imo it's one of the best DANCE TRACKS of the last few years.
#327
Archived Elite Polls / Re: *** THE ELITE AWARDS #5 - FUNNIEST ELITER ***
December 05, 2016, 12:46:18 PM
Phil is so funny i want to suck his cock also I am gay.
#328
Perfect Dark / Re: *** Official PD 2016 Incentives Topic ***
December 05, 2016, 09:14:26 AM
Watch this vid..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLYi-XWSKlw

I'm offering $20 for every .1 timesave someone can give me with an optimisation on anything in this level. I.e, you give me a .2 optimisation, I give you $40.

Max bounty is $100. I.e if you give me a 1 sec timesave I give you $100.
#329
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New Videos Here
December 05, 2016, 09:11:15 AM
#330
Perfect Dark / Re: Getting keen
December 05, 2016, 09:05:19 AM
Quote from: 50 on December 04, 2016, 02:10:37 PM
Amazing K..!

yo where's that open door? Did I miss something?

You need 3 dragons of ammo to do that, and I only got two.

I played agent, got this run..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLYi-XWSKlw

Would have been low/mid 1:35. I think I will semi retire again as I played like 10 hrs of the level and only got 1 run.

UNLESS someone can give me like a .3 timesave somewhere pls.
#331
Perfect Dark / Re: Getting keen
December 04, 2016, 05:39:48 AM
1:53 (10)
1:53 (11)
1:53 (12)
1:52 (1)  :pimp:
#332
Archived Elite Polls / Re: *** THE ELITE AWARDS #3 - MOST IMPRESSIVE NEW TALENT ***
December 03, 2016, 10:19:12 PM
Wow good point. People who join at the end of a year get completely screwed out of a possible elite award. Rigged system. Sad.
#333
Perfect Dark / Re: Getting keen
December 03, 2016, 10:12:29 AM
1:53 (6)
1:53.01 (7) (clipped 1st lift when entering so it shut 1 second slower than it should have)
1:53 (8)
1:53 (9)
#334
Perfect Dark / Re: Getting keen
December 02, 2016, 11:18:19 AM
1:53(3)
1:53(4)
1:53(5)
#335
Perfect Dark / Re: Getting keen
December 01, 2016, 09:29:46 AM
Just warming up tonight I got a 1:51 (and 2 1:52's) on maian agent using the sa strat lol.
#336
Perfect Dark / Re: Getting keen
December 01, 2016, 08:28:57 AM
I found a half a second time saver literally within 15 mins of setting up the 64.
#337
Perfect Dark / Getting keen
December 01, 2016, 05:33:24 AM
This is just a public service announcement to let everyone know that I'm getting pretty keen.
#338
Archived Elite Polls / Re: *** THE ELITE AWARDS #1 - MEME OF THE YEAR ***
December 01, 2016, 01:28:57 AM
Is today the day.
#339
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New Videos Here
November 25, 2016, 10:37:51 AM
Use 1.4
#340
General Chat / Re: Karl's REGEN topic
November 25, 2016, 07:24:46 AM
Flexibility and posture overview.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5wEJesv5IQ
#341
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
November 23, 2016, 09:50:03 PM
#342
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
November 23, 2016, 12:43:29 AM
Quote from: Alec McDonald on November 22, 2016, 08:02:59 PM
"I enjoy taking the stairs up to my office on the 103rd floor every day. It makes me almost 2 hours late, but I think taking the elevator is just silly! Does anyone know the least amount of lateness anyone has achieved by taking the stairs?"
#343
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
November 23, 2016, 12:08:55 AM
Anyone still using 1.1 in 2016 is a masochist and is beyond help.

Waste of time giving advice.
#344
FFA / Re: I don't know about u...
November 13, 2016, 10:43:15 PM
Quote from: TheFlash on November 13, 2016, 07:31:55 PM
..you'll feel better tomorrow.

Did you just assume his future? That is futurist!
#345
General Chat / Re: Karl's REGEN topic
November 12, 2016, 09:27:01 AM
#346
General Chat / Re: Karl's REGEN topic
November 09, 2016, 09:54:22 PM
Diet overview for getting 6 pack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoCif2jYH_c
#347
General Chat / Re: Karl's REGEN topic
November 09, 2016, 12:03:52 AM
#348
General Chat / Re: Elite Aesthetics Invitational
November 05, 2016, 09:29:17 PM
Looked pretty good tbh.
#349
General Chat / Re: Elite "Fun" Contest: Predict the Electoral Map
November 05, 2016, 12:21:34 AM
Quote from: wheatrich on November 04, 2016, 11:49:15 PM
If you don't mind--why do you support trump?    It's just tough for me to rationalize how anyone who isn't a trump type or loves trump types (which you are neither from what I can tell) and uses their brain on things could just b/c the h2h comparison with hillary isn't remotely close as nearly everything people hate hillary for; trump or republicans have been worse at those same things.

You'll have to educate me on this. Hillary mistreated classified information, was not cooperative with the FBI, destroyed evidence and is under 2 current FBI investigations at least and may be indicted shortly after she gets into office.

You think this is the same as a civil lawsuit?
#350
General Chat / Re: Karl's REGEN topic
November 04, 2016, 07:53:12 AM
After smashing PD now it's time for me to get real and become #1 ranked at life. This is the beginning. Vid outlines my 1 year goals. You can sub to my YT or just check out this topic where I will chronicle everything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgZi_YwUDy4
#351
FFA / Re: ***RANKINGS - OVERALL RELEVANCE***
October 31, 2016, 11:35:22 PM
i still have faith
#352
Perfect Dark / Re: Post obscure happenings HERE!
October 31, 2016, 09:47:06 PM
Asking how something happened without providing a video is a great strat.
#353
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Community Poll for the Marc Situation
October 30, 2016, 06:21:57 AM
Half the people that voted against a backroll are racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic.. you name it.
#354
GoldenEye 007 / Re: [POLICY] It's Time to Address Self-Removal of Videos
October 27, 2016, 09:00:11 PM
Quote from: Lark on October 27, 2016, 06:06:59 PM
We know that they achieved those times, they just decided to remove the videos. There's no point in making the rankings inaccurate. Let's just archive all videos to prevent this happening in the future and accept the current losses.

Just like people 'knew' Henning achieved his times fir several years until he was exposed? Videos must remain online at all times and must be subject to indefinite scrutiny or a time is no longer proven.
#355
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Elite Podcast - 2016 Year-in-Review Pt. 1 [Episode Now Online]
October 25, 2016, 02:01:09 AM
Personally I would like quarterly podcasts that go for 1-1.5 hours. I would also love to be a part of future ones if people enjoy my input.

Sidenote, I was getting sick at the time of podcast (got a bad viral infection) so I was kinda spaced out and not stringing together thoughts well. Would like to talk better in future ones.
#356
General Chat / Re: *** Do you want to have kids? ***
October 22, 2016, 08:48:01 PM
I will have a kid because Doris wants a kid.

The kid will be extremely smart. I'm like IQ 140+ and Doris very smart (for a woman) 120+ IQ (and asian). So the kid will be smart + good attention span and will probs be a child prodigy in all likely hood.

Also the kid will be about 20x more socially/emotionally aware than the other kids so if it's a boy it will score so much pussy it's not funny. Seriously, it's not funny. So much fucking pussy it's crazy. I'll teach him what he needs to know in order to score unlimited amounts of pussy.

If it's a girl I'm fucked cause I only know how to secure pussy.
#357
FFA / Re: Is Karl arrogant and egoistical?
October 22, 2016, 04:25:07 AM
Yes.
#358
General Chat / Re: Elite Aesthetics Invitational
October 19, 2016, 12:31:51 AM
My current routine...

Upper body - twice per week. All exercises 3 x 12 reps

1 set pushups to warm up.
Dumbell press
Dips
Bent over barbell row
wide grip lat pulldown
dumbell shoulder press
side lateral raise
tricep pushdown
ez bar curl

Then HOPEFULLY will do a lower body workout once a week which will also include shrugs. I'll be hoping to do lounges and squats but my mobility is super poo atm so I'm doing butterfly/frog stretches and shit like that to help. Also doing some foam rolling for thorasic extension.

On a calorie restricted diet atm cause I want to shred all my fat and be really lean. Want to lose approx 8-10kg.
#359
FFA / Re: FFS, I thought this issue was resolved SMH
October 18, 2016, 11:47:00 PM
praise be dsx
#360
FFA / Re: FFS, I thought this issue was resolved SMH
October 18, 2016, 11:46:15 PM
balance has been restored.
#361
FFA / FFS, I thought this issue was resolved SMH
October 18, 2016, 09:54:42 PM
We have a user posting atm 'instamodel' that literally everyone wants banned. He should have been banned ages ago. Even though we want him gone, admins have literally REFUSED to ban him.

Admins STILL don't get the fucking point. The admins work FOR the users of the board. You are not the CEO who makes all of the decisions and who acts on your own accord.

Seriously wtf.
#362
General Chat / Re: *** Elite Poll Of The Week #10 - Are you religious? ***
October 18, 2016, 01:09:35 AM
Shadow, I agree with what you say actually. Believing in a god is different for the points you mentioned.

QuoteEventually you must be forced to some kind of belief. Did a personal, eternal being bring everything into existence? Or did it spring forth from nothing, or exist eternally? Either scenario requires a pretty hefty belief!

This, however, is not true. No one is forced to believe something, as you left out the other option 'Don't know'.

I personally believe there is no god because the writings about the various gods etc all defy laws of physics as we know them (i.e resurrection, miracles, account of how animals/humans came to be etc). I believe the supernatural in general does not exist. However when it comes to the beginning of the universe we don't know enough either way, so I'm definitely in the 'don't know' category there and have no belief in a specific explanation.
#363
General Chat / Re: Elite Aesthetics Invitational
October 16, 2016, 01:41:04 PM
My point has left the observable universe.
#364
General Chat / Re: Elite Aesthetics Invitational
October 16, 2016, 12:21:07 PM
Bro, I'm telling you, my point is going way over your head. Binoculars won't even cut it at this point. For you to have a chance to see what I'm saying you'd need to be stationed at BICEP 2.
#365
General Chat / Re: *** Elite Poll Of The Week #10 - Are you religious? ***
October 16, 2016, 03:20:32 AM
Quote from: Carathorn on October 13, 2016, 08:41:39 PM
It's actually impossible to prove that there is no God. Therefore, claiming that God doesn't exist is just as much as much of a believe as actually believing in God.

Incorrect. Believing that there is a unicorn, named Barry, who has 7 wives, 18 sisters and 13 brothers that lives on mercury and is 40 thousand years old is NOT the same as believing this same unicorn does not exist.

The gods that have been written about in text defy the laws of physics and all that stuff. So it is quite logical to believe they don't exist as it contradicts all known knowledge about the universe.

As previously mentioned, arguing semantics and saying 'well you know you can't ever TRULY prove a negative' really doesn't help anyone and IMO is an unnecessary road black to a flowing conversation.

As the only mention of gods appear in human writings and direct evidence has never been verified it is exactly the same as believing harry potter is real. Believing harry potter is not real is not equivalent to believing it is real.

Addendum: There is a difference between proving something mathematically/scientifically and just having a normal conversation. My point is that the fact you can't prove a negative scientifically should not have any bearing on normal daily use or definitions.

This is only a hindrance to conversation. I.e Person A: How many planets are there? .. Person B: It's impossible to prove there aren't any specific number of planets so it's impossible to say...

In general use that kind of reasoning doesn't really get anywhere.
#366
General Chat / Re: Elite Aesthetics Invitational
October 16, 2016, 02:31:35 AM
Quote from: Instamodel on October 15, 2016, 03:41:48 PM
It seems a big mistake a lot of people make is they don't train hard enough or/and they don't eat enough. Some people train and they don't look big or good at all because of these reasons.

This is a complete and utter myth.

Everyone I see who works out looks like they work out. The only issue I ever see is people who work out carrying too much fat (i.e eating too much). 95% of the guys I see at the gym look like they work out (the other 5% have just started). Everyone I've ever known who consistently worked out showed massive progress.

Seriously, find me someone who works out consistently that doesn't make good progress. People throw this crap around a lot, it's completely false.

In fact this stupid myth is really unhealthy and I believe is the leading cause of people not working at all. You see if people believe that have to work out insanely hard or put in a lot of effort to get decent results most people will not try at all.

You don't have to do much to get great results, fact. The things people ACTUALLY fail with are frequency (at least once a week for each muscle) and consistency (keeping it up for a reasonable amount of time).
#367
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Sweep-o-Meter
October 13, 2016, 04:58:53 AM
#368
General Chat / Re: *** Elite Poll Of The Week #10 - Are you religious? ***
October 12, 2016, 09:24:37 PM
Given that it's literally impossible to prove a negative I think we should move beyond this 'you can't prove a negative' bs in relation to gods.

Once you move past the semantics all athiests will say 'there are no gods' as surely as you'd say 'there is no Middle Earth with hobbits and shit'.
#369
Perfect Dark / Defection Perfect Agent Tutorial
October 10, 2016, 07:48:20 PM
The most anticipated cinematic release since Holy Water part 2.

What are people saying about the tutorial?

Luke Szklarz: I had to call my doctor because my erection lasted more than 4 hours!

David Clemens: Wow. 1:16 seems like kinda possible after watching this tutorial but not sure if it's possible. 1:17 might be max but dunno. 1:18 could be like too insane tbh.

Jezz Savage: OMG KARLLLLL whatt the fuckkkkkk. Sickkkk tutorial cunt.

Rayan I.: Nice vid. Seems like 1:19 is easier than than 1:20 the old way. Might have to play this in 2027 when I finish uni.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_AqkbLmmjg

#370
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***Which 5 Ancient Players Would You Most Like To See Make A Comeback?***
October 08, 2016, 09:26:33 PM
Personally I would consider ancient to be like 2002 or before.
#371
Other Games / Re: What is the hardest game you've played?
October 06, 2016, 05:58:09 AM
wizardry v for ms dos.

never finished it cause it's complex af and cbf but sunk a ton of hours into it.
#372
General Chat / Re: Elite Aesthetics Invitational
October 02, 2016, 12:03:32 AM
I am not that great atm because I spent the last few months playing PD. But I've kinda quit PD now and am focusing again on working out/fitness so hopefully soonish can post an update.
#373
General Chat / Re: I climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro
October 01, 2016, 09:35:53 PM
Does it really rise like Olympus above the Serengeti?
#374
FFA / Re: DYEL Bros?
October 01, 2016, 08:47:40 PM
Working out before you play is bad. Fatigues your arm muscles and lowers OCB/OCJ. I would strongly recommend skipping the work out completely and focusing on the gaming. The sun will engulf the earth in 5 billion years so it all works out in the end.
#375
GoldenEye 007 / Re: [POLL] Is Ace's Cropped Video Valid Proof for Significant Records?
September 27, 2016, 11:08:15 PM
Ezcap ripoff costs $10 and works fine.
#376
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Elite Podcast - 2016 Year-in-Review Pt. 1 - Sat, Oct 22, 2016
September 27, 2016, 10:20:27 PM
As mentioned in discord, I am 100% in to co-host if its on sunday 23rd Oct, and I'm 0% if it's 22nd due to work.
#377
FFA / Re: Should Decipheration be banned from the message boards?
September 27, 2016, 09:23:19 PM
Nah
#378
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Your help needed with country flags (and, perhaps someday, Country Rankings)
September 22, 2016, 04:55:35 AM
Thank you for the flags.
#379
GoldenEye 007 / Re: TFW...
September 21, 2016, 03:23:47 AM
I'm K.., and I approve this message.
#380
FFA / Re: ***RANKINGS - OVERALL RELEVANCE***
September 21, 2016, 03:23:01 AM
yeah
#381
GoldenEye 007 / Re: It Could Be Worse!
September 17, 2016, 03:14:17 AM
Dam: Guards have laser beams attached to their heads.

Facility: Guards have bees in their mouths and when they yell they shoot bees at you.

Will finish rest later.
#382
General Chat / Re: Enabling Mental Illness - What Would You Do?
September 15, 2016, 12:31:54 PM
Quote from: The man who trolled and lost everything on September 15, 2016, 12:45:35 AM
Your friend believes he is Jesus or another divinity.

They wouldn't be my friend if they believed this. There are a lot of cool people in the world. Don't waste time on people who are retarded.
#383
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
September 15, 2016, 11:17:32 AM
g5 ag 35
g5 ag 34
#384
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Streets Agent 1.12 possible?
September 13, 2016, 03:59:41 PM
Quote from: vitor on April 21, 2007, 03:13:00 PM
Streets is like 4 times bigger than b1, that means it has way more places to get boosted. I'll go further, I'll say that even 1:11 is possible, but VERY unlikely. It could be achieved in like 10 years if GE is still active (highly doubt that tho). Someone will get 1:12 in a few years.

Insane prediction.
#385
GoldenEye 007 / Re: {QUESTION} **What are the 5 times which when achieved made YOU Most Salty?**
September 11, 2016, 03:14:42 AM
Marc b2 ag 23 - Uses my strat to untie the level. Doesn't even give me a bj.

Bunch of irrels cradle 34 - I spend a while pwning all the n00bs with untied and showing my superiority. New strat comes out and all the n00bs beat my time and think they are so cool. Well I have news for them... they're not cool at all.

bunch of irrels s2 47 - My 48 is probs the best run in the elite. Fastest run using that strat and I did the henrik bs too. Then like the irrels come with their new strats and think they are the shit. They aren't though.

Bunch of irrels depot 23 - my Depot 25 could be the best run in the elite maybe. Sick run with old strat, clean hut and everything. Then irrels come with their warps and shit and think they own the town, but they don't own it!

runway 34 - My runway 35 could very well be the best run in the elite. I did a self boost, the only one who did. Nice throws and stuff. Amazing run. Then WM comes out with a new 'strat' and 'beats my time'. WM thinks he is the bees knees but strats don't make knees or bees.
#386
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Control Grip Style Encyclopedia
September 10, 2016, 12:53:58 AM
OK that SSB grip is the same one that matt cook uses for pd.
#387
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New Videos Here
September 08, 2016, 04:53:32 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6L7VeiNJUQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6hPIXGXDgQ

Two heart breaking runs in 2 days. Doesn't feel good. Think I will retire after this tbh. Really feels bad. Will move onto other real life stuff.
#388
GoldenEye 007 / Re: What are your current short-term and long-term goals with the games?
September 08, 2016, 12:03:43 AM
GE:

Avoid at all costs.

PD:

Hoard and make a sick vid.
#389
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
September 03, 2016, 10:26:33 AM
def pa 119
#390
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
September 03, 2016, 07:54:44 AM
def pa 120
#391
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Which Goldeneye Player has the best Playing Style?
September 01, 2016, 12:35:54 PM
Yeah but can they beat the game without taking damage. Now there is a REAL challenge.
#392
FFA / Re: Depot 22, Is It Possible?
September 01, 2016, 02:14:38 AM
I'm a goldeneye veteran and I say YES to depot 22.

#depot22isreal
#393
FFA / Re: The Official Gay Image Inspection Tiers: Which eliter is more fuckable to a fag?
September 01, 2016, 02:12:52 AM
Quote from: Jimbo on August 31, 2016, 09:55:22 PM
I call bullshit on your assessment of me. Liar.

Confirmed deep throat specialist.
#394
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Players and Times Databases for 2016
September 01, 2016, 02:03:13 AM
Thanks for the write up Icy :)
#395
GoldenEye 007 / Re: kapap 2 preds
August 30, 2016, 11:51:58 PM
K.. J.. fac 43
#396
FFA / Re: Healthy Elite Data Repository
August 29, 2016, 12:37:19 AM
Name: K.. J..
Nickname: K..
Age: 30
Control Style: 1.2
Controller Style: Alien
Consoles: PAL, NTSC
Preferred Game: PD
Favourite GE Level: Facility
Favourite PD Level: Investigation
Least Favourite GE Level: Dam
Least Favourite PD Level: Defense
Your Favourite GE Time: Bunker 2 agent 23
Your Favourite PD Time: Escape agent 2:20
Approximate Invested GE Time: More than you
Approximate Invested PD Time: Way more than you
TV: 14" Sanyo
#397
FFA / Re: The-Elite Fun Facts!
August 26, 2016, 11:31:39 PM
cock and balls tbh
#398
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New PRs Here!
August 26, 2016, 12:42:16 AM
Yeah elvis completing isn't really an issue on PAL. WR pace is extremely easy, I just did everything slow and safe and still had the same speed as cedric at the end. I could probs wait more cinema and do stuff faster later on to challenge the wr but I hate the level tbh because of the end. So I'm just pretty happy with what I have now.
#399
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
August 25, 2016, 03:20:59 AM
Belated congrats.
#400
Perfect Dark / Re: Attack Ship Incentive
August 25, 2016, 03:20:02 AM
Yeah definitely a hero. We all really appreciate this! Can you imagine after 16 years finally understanding how the skedar work lol. Mind blowing.
#401
FFA / Re: Post NEW WRs here [new thread]
August 25, 2016, 12:00:28 AM
Attack ship 209
#402
Perfect Dark / Re: Attack Ship Incentive
August 24, 2016, 10:51:25 PM
Thanks Henrik. Is there a way to find out when the timer starts for each skedar? Sometimes the 2nd skedar appears before the 1st one and stuff like that.
#403
Perfect Dark / Re: Attack Ship Incentive
August 23, 2016, 11:41:44 PM
Henrik if you get a full understand I'll throw you $20.
#404
Perfect Dark / Re: Attack Ship Incentive
August 23, 2016, 11:22:32 PM
#405
Perfect Dark / Re: Attack Ship Incentive
August 23, 2016, 10:48:04 PM
Boss are the lifts the same between PAL/NTSC?
#406
GoldenEye 007 / Re: [INCENTIVE] Dam Agent 00:52
August 22, 2016, 03:11:54 PM
Not good enough Henrik pls keep trying.
#407
Perfect Dark / Re: Attack Ship Incentive
August 20, 2016, 04:48:00 AM
Holy shit Luke.
#408
Perfect Dark / Attack Ship Incentive
August 19, 2016, 08:52:36 PM
The world needs a hero. We need someone to figure out how to get consistent fast endings.

I'm throwing in $50 to the pot to start things off.

POT:

K..: $50
Luke: $100
Eise: $20
Phil: $50 (including chicago 14)
#409
FFA / Re: *** Who will clean up the Statue leaderboard? ***
August 18, 2016, 04:17:23 PM
not me
#410
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
August 18, 2016, 02:52:50 PM
Quote from: Icy on August 18, 2016, 02:37:46 PM
Enjoying seeing you casually tie Clemens/Ace only WRs. :v Grats again!

I played villa sa 50 hours over the past year and it's hard time. I didn't casually get it. Also with infil I played like 15 hrs at least 2 months ago but with a worse strat so I got it quick with new strat. I already learned the level though.

Thanks though  :smokin:
#411
FFA / Re: *** Tutorial: how to stream (attn: Jezz, Swiss, etc.) ***
August 18, 2016, 12:57:14 PM
If you put a gyroscope on my cock can it detect when im watching jap porn?
#412
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
August 18, 2016, 07:12:07 AM
villa 115
#413
FFA / Re: *** Tutorial: how to stream (attn: Jezz, Swiss, etc.) ***
August 17, 2016, 10:09:02 AM
you lost me
#414
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
August 17, 2016, 09:45:32 AM
infil 110
#415
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New PRs Here!
August 16, 2016, 09:25:25 PM
Thanks guys <3
#416
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
August 14, 2016, 11:52:20 AM
Quote from: Icy on August 14, 2016, 09:50:00 AM
Congrats K..! That's gotta be a nice IL to get out of the way! :v

Thanks. Yeah it's a real bad time to go for.
#417
FFA / ATTN: ChodhE
August 14, 2016, 09:34:33 AM


You fucked up my streak you cunt.

#418
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
August 14, 2016, 09:31:49 AM
rescue ag 124
#419
Perfect Dark / Re: The case for backrolling ExpertGamer's War 54
August 10, 2016, 04:05:20 AM
http://rankings.the-elite.net/perfect-dark/stage/war

The council members voted in favour of backrolling the time. Thanks Jon for updating for us.
#420
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Rare WR Database
August 10, 2016, 01:28:04 AM
Is there any way we can remove Duel A and SA from the pd wr tallies etc?
#421
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Expert's 54
August 10, 2016, 01:21:09 AM
As per http://forums.the-elite.net/index.php?topic=21288.0

Not entirely sure if this topic is required but let's place our official votes on if the time should be backrolled.

I vote yes.
#422
FFA / Re: Too Keen
August 09, 2016, 11:19:15 PM
r u keen
#423
FFA / Re: Too Keen
August 09, 2016, 11:18:37 PM
@swiss
#424
FFA / Too Keen
August 09, 2016, 10:59:52 PM
I'm sitting at work and I'm way too keen.

This is shit.
#425
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New Videos Here
August 09, 2016, 09:54:00 AM
#426
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
August 09, 2016, 07:34:35 AM
rescue sa 216
#427
Perfect Dark / The case for backrolling ExpertGamer's War 54
August 09, 2016, 05:14:42 AM
DISCLAIMER: This is NOT a case arguing that Expert did not achieve this time. This is ONLY a case for why the time should be backrolled. Though the logic that I will present will definitely raise suspicions about whether the time was actually achieved.

What am I suggesting?

I suggest that ExpertGamer's War! PA 54 be backrolled to 56, his quickest proven time.

Why bring this up again now?

The last time I played the level before just recently was 2004 (When I achieved 46/54). So whenever the discussion came up in the last few years I had forgotten about what the level was like to play. Now that Ive come back to the level it is immediately obvious to me that this time is too strong to be left on the rankings unproven.

CASE 1: The gap between SA and PA

Take a look at the differences between the War SA and PA times and you'll notice a pattern. PA times are consistently 8 seconds slower than their SA counterparts. Why is this you may ask? It's simple - PA takes approximately 8 seconds longer to complete. Now it's not ALWAYS 8 seconds slower, in fact some players have PA times that are 9 or 10 seconds slower. But NOT less. As you scroll down the list of times there is one exception. LEC has 49 seconds on SA and 56 on PA for a difference of 7 seconds. This is doable but it requires a particularly lucky run on PA. Extremely rare though, as it's only been done by 1 person.

You'll notice that Expert has a difference of 6 seconds between his SA and PA times. Which is strange already. But this is deceiving. When Expert achieved his 54 his PA time was only lagging behind his SA time by FIVE seconds. This is because his SA PR at the time was only 49. So it's strange that on a more difficult level that is 8 seconds slower Expert would have a time that is only 5 seconds slower.

In fact, when Expert went back and played SA again months later (after achieving 54 already) he only managed to post a time of 48. Incredibly strange given that PA is much harder than SA. Ask any top player and they'll tell you that getting a PR on SA is much easier than PA for many reasons (I won't list them here).

It is also worth noting that the SA WR at the time was 48. Which means the PA record was only 6 seconds slower than the BEST anyone had done on SA.

CASE 2: 54 is a huge outlier for other WR's posted at the same time period

Take a look at the WR table on 03/18/2002. Notice how terrible most of the WR's are. There is one exception though. Expert's 54. To give you an idea of just how ridiculous this time is I'll share an interesting fact. Up until a few days ago there were only 2 levels (non duel) that had only had an improvement of 1 second from this date until now. Those 2 times were defection 6 and WAR! 54. Even AFTER I achieved 52 War PA is STILL the 2nd least improved time since that date (tied with chicago agent and war agent at 2 secs improvement).

This time is MUCH, MUCH, MUCH stronger than ANY other time achieved at that date. It's difficult to communicate just how strong it is, and it's essentially impossible to have a great idea unless you've played the level a lot.

Understand that at the time players did not pause buffer or self boost on the level. So the 54 that expert would have achieved would have been comparable to the 52 that I just achieved using boosting and pause buffering. Think about that for a moment.

CASE 3: 54 is a huge outlier for other times by ExpertGamer

I already spoke about the fact that Expert's SA time is only 6 seconds faster than his PA time. I already spoke about the fact that at the time that he achieved 54 his SA time was only 5! seconds slower. This is absurd. This is similar to a player only able to achieve 4:07 on control SA but managing to get 4:04 on 00A. This comparison is a good representation of the difference between war SA and PA. They are essentially the same level however PA is much more difficult due to health reasons and skedar being more accurate. Can you imagine a player with 4:05 on control SA suddently geting an untaped 4:02 on 00A? This is literally what happened on 03/18/2002.

Now aside from his other WAR! times being much slower in comparison, 54 is also much better than any other of Expert's times in general.

CASE 4: Good reputation is not an argument for keeping up a time

It's true that Expert had a good reputation at the time. However this cannot be a consideration when keeping up a time. There have numerous examples already of players with good reputations either being caught cheating or having their times backrolled.

For example, Steven Z's aztec times were ridiculous for the time and they were appropriately backrolled. Steven has one of the greatest reputations at the time. Sucram's 1:23 on Defection PA was also appropriately backrolled because it was a ridiculous claim for that time period. Even players with great reputations and many proven times were caught cheating. The best example of this is Henning Blom who was an insane player with many proven times who also spliced videos.

54 is by far the most ridiculous claim by any player from that time period that still has an unproven time on the ranks.

CASE 5: WAR! 54 is at least a 50 hours time for that time period - why not tape?

I remember playing a LONG TIME for 54 back in 2004 when I was attempting to tie the record. The level is quite a grind if you want a good time (unless you win the lottery with it) due to the luck factors involved and the difficulty. The time is DIFFICULT! It's difficult still TODAY let alone over FOURTEEN years ago.

Ask yourself this question. If you had the ability to tape runs, and had done so in the past, would you not tape a time that you would have spent MANY hours playing for? Can you imagine playing a level for hours and hours and NOT taping even though you COULD tape? It makes absolutely no sense. This is not a level like frigate where you can play it a couple times every now and again and fluke some hostages. Not only does this level require frigate luck but it's also HARD. It's a time that requires long sessions and a lot of play.

Even great players like Boss had to play quite a few hours just to get 53. Keep in mind that 53 with boosting and pause buffering is only equivalent to 55 in 2002! Insane!

CASE 6: Top WAR players agree the time is too strong to remain uproven.

Both Ace and I adamantly agree that 54 is far too strong a time to have been claimed in 2002. There are three people who have played the level enough to beat 54 (only with new strats). I'm unsure of Boss's opinion (he would consider the claim of 54 in 2002 insane though) but as players who understand the level more than others, both ACE and I understand how stupid this time is for someone to have on the rankings unproven.

At the risk of going full Goose this time is an INSULT to all of the other war players. I understand that decisions were made to keep the time on the ranks. But we should all understand that these decisions were made by people who have not played the level at a high level. This time is a specific case and I believe that until you've gotten 54 for yourself (or close) you can't really understand how bad it is that this time remains unproven.

You have insane players like Cedric, Taka, YE, Green, Illu all playing the level many years after the time was originally achieved (and with new strats) and STILL not being able to even tie it. As someone who knows the level as well as anyone I'm TELLING you that this time is TOO GOOD for 2002. And if Expert did actually get the time it is simply TOO GOOD to remain on the ranks unproven.

This is only a discussion topic to let everyone know why I'm going to be taking actions to get this time backrolled to 56. I welcome all thoughts!
#428
FFA / Re: The similie thread
August 07, 2016, 10:34:46 PM
Good thread.
#429
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
August 07, 2016, 01:56:04 PM
Even that run was 51 pace if it had a good end. Level seems to be a nightmare to play though and I got INSANELY lucky to get 52 that quick. I literally said 15 minutes earlier in discord that I thought 52 might be a 2 week grind.
#430
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
August 07, 2016, 12:26:54 PM
war pa 52
#431
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
August 06, 2016, 11:01:21 AM
Thanks bro. I was hoping for 44 but I would have stopped if I got 45 because the level is super troll so lucky I skipped it  :kappa:
#432
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
August 06, 2016, 09:47:21 AM
war sa 44
#433
FFA / Re: Is today the day?
August 04, 2016, 04:00:55 AM
I've never been more keen in my life so if today isn't the day I will kill myself.
#434
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
August 03, 2016, 08:30:44 AM
deep sea sa 255
#435
General Chat / Re: Elite Aesthetics Invitational
August 03, 2016, 05:23:54 AM
Quote from: Alec McDonald on August 02, 2016, 06:10:25 PM
I feel like working everything twice a week will be good.

Yes. Muscle protein synthesis remains elevated for only 48 hours after working a muscle group. For a natural bodybuilder it is best to work each muscle group 2-3 times per week (can be a/b split twice a week or 3 x full body) for best hypertrophy.

Above has been confirmed through multiple studies.

Here is one for quick reference: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25932981

Study on protein synthesis after exercise: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8563679

#436
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** Do you want to bring this back? ***
August 02, 2016, 09:27:11 PM
At the-elite.net any% doesn't bring your fame, money and women like ILs do.
#437
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
July 31, 2016, 10:39:24 AM
deep sea 225
#438
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
July 31, 2016, 12:27:05 AM
Quote from: Jimbo on July 31, 2016, 12:10:50 AM
Actually the first mine/tree boost was pretty cool. Is that your strat?

I used it on my 51.
#439
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
July 30, 2016, 10:55:19 PM
The 50 was a really good run.
#440
FFA / Re: *** Are subway cookies overrated? ***
July 29, 2016, 08:34:05 PM
They are v good.
#441
General Chat / Re: Been waiting to be accepted on elite rankings for ages but nothing??
July 28, 2016, 12:09:49 AM
#442
FFA / What would YOU do?
July 27, 2016, 11:52:29 PM
Would you sleep with a man?
#443
Perfect Dark / Re: Karl Jobst
July 27, 2016, 12:58:36 AM
Thanks heaps guys.

Yeah Boss tiers are trickier with PD I think because it's a lot more complex than GE and a lot of the ability to get good times comes from the ability to have a good eye for a run and spot all of the potential time losses/saves. So some times may be technically easier to get but most people will have no chance to get them because of the subtle things that you need to do that aren't obvious in vids.

I believe Ace/Clem/Boss are better players than me in terms of raw skill. I Haven't had the chance to really grind single times though and I'll start to do that now so we'll see if I can get some crazy times that might change my opinion of myself.
#444
Perfect Dark / Re: Karl Jobst
July 26, 2016, 01:17:41 PM
Lol nice pic.

Thanks bro <3 i worked very hard for this.
#445
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
July 26, 2016, 11:14:03 AM
Deep sea 306
#446
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
July 25, 2016, 09:02:31 AM
deep sea sa 256
#447
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
July 25, 2016, 03:26:57 AM
deep sea 226
#448
FFA / Re: *** Who do you SUPPORT in the 2016 US Presidential Election? ***
July 24, 2016, 03:10:01 AM
The 3rd party candidates looked good actually. Only psychos can get elected in the major parties.
#449
FFA / Re: *** Q. Guess who said it? ***
July 24, 2016, 01:19:38 AM
and he could be talking about p2 ag
#450
FFA / Re: *** Q. Guess who said it? ***
July 24, 2016, 01:19:16 AM
is really seems like number 2 is clemens tbh. everything about it. if I'm wrong I'll kill myself.
#451
FFA / Re: *** Q. Guess who said it? ***
July 24, 2016, 01:18:49 AM
is number 2 clemens
#452
FFA / Re: *** Who do you SUPPORT in the 2016 US Presidential Election? ***
July 23, 2016, 06:43:56 AM
Examples are not good because they don't give you a statistical idea of what is happening. That's very important. Understand that the police force is two things, 1. Police, and 2. Humans.

Every demographic commit crimes. So you will have basically murder/theft etc from every race but also every profession. If you have a police force of 1 million it is statistically likely that there will be murder/theft etc by a percentage of that group. It doesn't mean that it is a 'police' problem. I believe you are claiming that there is a systemic problem. That means something embedded in the police organisations that will cause an increase in crime towards a race. Providing examples of cops committing murder it is not an indication that there is an issue with the police force as a whole. You have to established the connection. To establish the connection you need to provide evidence that the police force is either encouraging or negligent etc. you could do this by pointing out specific laws or processes within the community that can be linked to the violence.

If you show videos of police committing crime it is not an indication that the problem lies with the police. There are plenty of murderers. There are plenty of criminals. So for example if 2000 fast food employees commit crime, it doesn't mean there is a systemic issue with fast food and crime. You need to establish the link. You need to establish the link because you are making claims of illegal and racist activities. You are not blaming the individuals for the racism/illegal activities. Instead you are making the claim that there is systemic racism and/or illegal activities within the police force system itself.

In regards to blacks vs white getting shot by police you have to understand that police deal with criminals. Let's make things incredibly simple (too simple for real world but you'll get the point) and assume that police only deal with criminals during arrest. In a certain percentage of those arrests the criminals will resist or something of that nature which will end in a fatal shooting. Blacks make up 15% of the population but account for over half of the murder/theft crimes (from your statistics which are accurate) so the interactions with police will also be over half. If there was not a systemic issue and the rate of police shooting among different races was consistent you would expect shootings to be consistent with exposure. I.e if police are dealing with black people 50% of the time, there will be 50% black shootings.

The statistics show the reverse of your claim. Blacks account for over half of violent crime but account for less than half of police shooting. However unjustified/unarmed shootings are around this figure. Looking at overall population % is not relevant as police deal with criminals. So the % that you need to look at is criminal %. So given the statistics of police shootings by race vs crime by race there does not appear to be an inconsistency that would suggest your claim to be correct.

Statistics are not everything though, and I don't claim this. If an issue can be correctly demonstrated you may not need statistics. However the population of this group is very large to stats become relevant. However it would still be possible to prove a link without stats if there is sufficient evidence.
#453
FFA / Re: *** Who do you SUPPORT in the 2016 US Presidential Election? ***
July 23, 2016, 06:04:05 AM
Quote from: CuckLord420 on July 23, 2016, 05:54:38 AM
I'm not some nutjob SJW that is going to scream at you that you're wrong like it seems like you want me to be.

Not sure why you said this but it was false and out of nowhere.
#454
FFA / Re: *** Who do you SUPPORT in the 2016 US Presidential Election? ***
July 23, 2016, 04:50:35 AM
Quote from: CuckLord420 on July 23, 2016, 04:02:35 AM
Pretty much what I'm getting at is that people who are completely unwilling to change their mind or think of anyone outside of themselves are infuriating to deal with, and thats a personality trait that I've unfortunately seen in excess from some Trump supporters.

From what I've experienced it's usually the opposite. The left make claims without evidence to back it up. When people ask for evidence or want to discuss it the left get mad and upset.

You brought up police violence, but gave no evidence that this is a problem. Do not link me to a handful of videos, because a handful of instances is not evidence of a systemic problem. You can show examples? That's not how population statistics work. Showing 'examples' does not prove a system issue ever, in any case. There are over a million police officers in the US, so showing some examples (100) is not evidence of a problem.

I can tell you an actual problem that has statistics though. Black crime. It seems as though the left will point fingers at every group (and then some toes) except for the group that is actually the one committing the crime. There is racial disparity. The black community commit a lot more murder/theft etc I could give you examples, but listing 10's of thousands of murder victims would be too long). Instead of putting responsibility on those who are actually committing the crime, you seek to blame the only people that are actively playing in role in preventing crime (the police). It's an insanely warped viewpoint that is very dangerous (because it shifts blame to the wrong people).

If you do actually want to be logical about this situation you will provide evidence of your claims. If you claim there is a systemic problem you have to say what the problem is. You also have to show data that confirms that there is an issue (PRO TIP: in a population of over 300 million, linking a handful of youtube videos is not data).

#455
General Chat / Re: *** How much mileage do you think you have driven? ***
July 23, 2016, 02:16:50 AM
Quote from: Spagooda on July 22, 2016, 03:40:45 PM
I took my last car from 76k to 135k in 5 years of college, living 10 minutes from campus. A few road trips, nothing across country or anything.

#456
FFA / Re: *** Who do you SUPPORT in the 2016 US Presidential Election? ***
July 23, 2016, 01:41:25 AM
I think we made real progress.
#457
FFA / Re: *** Who do you SUPPORT in the 2016 US Presidential Election? ***
July 22, 2016, 11:45:17 PM
Dan you should probs look at stats instead of regurgitating left wing media headlines.

You don't seem to have an accurate grip on a lot of things about the world. This is pretty much true for 99% of people though.

You say things that are supposed to be a bad thing but make no sense. 4 companies with the trump name went bankrupt. You obviously don't understand how companies work? Trump would not have really been involved in the management of the companies, they will have their own directors/managers. Companies are completely seperate legal entities. Also the vast majority of businesses fail in general, that's common knowledge among any entrepreneur. If someone creates 10 companies and 9 of them fail but 1 of them succeeds that's considered a SUCCESS. If you expect every company to succeed you are clueless.

You site a blog. Need I say more. Economics etc is too complicated for me (or you) to claim to understand. So to act like you know exactly how to make the economy great is pretty foolish.

'Trump delegate'? Delegates get voted in by the public. Not sure how someone being racist is linked to trump. Weird thing to say.

Evaded taxes? Not sure what you mean. Tax laws are pretty specific. Was trump charged with breaking tax laws? Not sure you understand what evading taxes means in this context unless you claiming that he broke laws and has been found guilty of said actions.

You're claiming that trump uni taught nothing useful? Based on what. Do you know what was taught. You're blissfully unaware of how business works. Large business always looking to get the most money out of people. That's capitalism bro.

Why did you mention that black guy that got shot helping the autistic person? How does a police officer doing something stupid mean anything. Are you aware there are a million police officers in the US. What are the statistics on unjustified police shootings? Please compare that to black crime statistics. I dunno what you're going to find there. Stats may not mean anything to you as you use single instances to make points when the US has a population of many million?

This is not a pro trump post btw. I could care less who you support. The political system is fucked and anyone getting to the top is going to be fucked. You have to be insane to get that high up in general. But you're spouting such shit and acting like you have some moral superiority. Dude you are super smart but are really failing to apply your intelligence in this case. If you made points that made sense and used actual DATA it would be a different case.

TBH you may think I'm being a dick. But actually you're also being a dick, it's just not obvious to you. It's not obvious to a lot of people went they make claims against people with no evidence based on BS assumptions.

I make this post for 1 reason - To increase chances of Dan using more logic when dealing with social/world issues, not just to be a dick or upset him. If I've failed I'm sorry don't want to start anything just move along I guess.
#458
Perfect Dark / Re: Chuya's videos all deleted?
July 21, 2016, 10:05:02 AM
Quote from: dat flicker on July 21, 2016, 08:13:04 AM
He already passed proof call and his times are legitimate. They wont be removed from the rankings.

Pretty sure the council made a decision on this already. Players who remove their videos will be proof called again.
#459
Perfect Dark / Re: Chuya's videos all deleted?
July 21, 2016, 07:01:58 AM
Rip Chuya. He will be proof called now?
#460
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
July 18, 2016, 04:24:31 AM
Thanks.

Infil PA is the worst level in the game. I feel like my quality of life has gone down a lot since playing it.
#461
General Chat / Re: The-Elite are special.
July 16, 2016, 09:32:58 AM
Thanks bro.
#462
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
July 16, 2016, 06:21:46 AM
infil pa 138
#463
FFA / Re: *** When was the last time you had a WET DREAM? ***
July 13, 2016, 03:43:32 AM
You were having wet dreams when you were 10? wtf  :o
#464
FFA / Re: On a scale from is to not is how it is the night?
July 12, 2016, 10:20:39 AM
Bad news. It was not is :(
#465
FFA / On a scale from is to not is how it is the night?
July 12, 2016, 06:11:22 AM
Everyone is wondering.
#466
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
July 11, 2016, 10:26:18 PM
Hey boss. Huge congrats on the run. The run is insanely clutch given the odds (first 2 cams were awesome).

Were you quiting out single nade runs? How long did you play for?
#467
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Site Suggestions [Elite improvements for 2016 - post your ideas!]
July 04, 2016, 01:59:58 AM
Thanks. Btw I mispoke but you knew what I meant anyway. I meant new tab, not new window.
#468
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Site Suggestions [Elite improvements for 2016 - post your ideas!]
July 03, 2016, 03:11:10 AM
Please have all links at the top of the boards open in new windows.

These include twitch links, pr links, and links to the ranks.
#469
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
July 01, 2016, 10:14:48 AM
2:20 is cooked tbh
#470
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
July 01, 2016, 10:09:07 AM
air base 1:13
maian a 1:36
maian sa 1:53
maian pa 2:00
inves pa 2:36
escape ag 2:20
#471
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Confession (ATTN: TroubleClef92)
June 30, 2016, 04:29:31 AM
It's true. Half the times on my PD page were fake until I replaced them with better times.
#472
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
June 29, 2016, 11:04:35 PM
Thanks Max :)
#473
General Chat / Re: Summer Contest 2016 (Send nominations now!)
June 26, 2016, 07:28:36 AM
ace
mirror
jezz
luke
goose
redbull
swiss
matt cooked
grav
randy
#474
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
June 20, 2016, 12:42:58 AM
Quote from: Jimbo on June 18, 2016, 09:25:57 AM
Not sure if the first elevator was good or bad, just felt like you were sitting there for an eternity dodging bullets.

Lift on maian is weird tbh. But that lift was about 1:54 pace for SA (everything up to that point is the same as SA) to give you a reference point.
#475
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
June 17, 2016, 01:15:23 PM
Thanks guys :)
#476
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New Videos Here
June 17, 2016, 12:46:48 AM
The box strat saves .5. Worth it?

From what I understand of it the difficulty:time saved ratio is not great.
#477
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
June 11, 2016, 09:06:25 PM
Congrats Jezz. Amazing Elvis. Makes me want to play this, might have to bust it out earlier than planned.
#478
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** POLL: Should hoarded times count for the Fantasy League? ***
June 05, 2016, 02:44:47 AM
I personally don't like the ability to swap team members around mid fantasy. I think original teams all the way!
#479
General Chat / Re: *** GE/PD Fantasy League 2016 ***
June 02, 2016, 11:52:33 PM
 dropping henrik, picking up OHMSS.
#480
General Chat / Re: *** GE/PD Fantasy League 2016 ***
June 02, 2016, 06:19:27 AM
dropping ohmss picking up marc
#481
FFA / Video is original using VCR.
May 28, 2016, 11:36:48 PM
fyi
#482
FFA / Re: ---END OF TIMES--- Elite Confessional Thread
May 28, 2016, 03:49:38 AM
I don't get it.
#483
FFA / Re: ---END OF TIMES--- Elite Confessional Thread
May 28, 2016, 01:36:44 AM
Quote from: yashichi on May 28, 2016, 01:22:55 AM
also, this picture is literally me


Is it a coincidence that AVGN reviewed paper boy just now or what. Or did you watch that, then see this dude, then post it here.
#484
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
May 27, 2016, 10:30:30 AM
ext a 48
#485
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** Is this run a 0:44, 0:45 or 0:46? ***
May 26, 2016, 12:03:57 PM
Not too bad except for the 15 backboosts.
#486
Perfect Dark / Re: PD Strategy Discussion Topic
May 22, 2016, 09:18:14 PM
Quote from: Discombobulator on May 20, 2016, 12:28:40 AM
K..'s gonna work on this, see if it can save a second or two.

I worked on it, just keep a look out at the WR feed for the next couple days see if anything pops up.
#487
FFA / Re: *** Q. What is your favourite level across both games? ***
May 22, 2016, 09:02:39 PM
I voted crash site cause it's pretty chill.
#488
FFA / Re: *POLL FOR KARL*
May 22, 2016, 08:42:53 PM
Not ashamed.
#489
FFA / Re: *DO YOU WATCH YOUR OWN RUNS?*
May 22, 2016, 08:31:34 PM
There is a pretty huge gap between often and very rarely which is where I sit. Though I voted often because it's definitely not rarely. Every run of mine is a masterpiece tbh.
#490
Perfect Dark / Re: Hi, I'm new
May 22, 2016, 07:27:52 PM
OMG THIS TOPIC IS AMAZING I'VE NEVER SEEN/READ IT!
#491
FFA / Re: *** Q. What is your favourite level across both games? ***
May 22, 2016, 02:36:45 AM
I searched the list up and down but couldn't find a single level I liked.
#492
FFA / Post biggest white males here
May 22, 2016, 01:40:44 AM
1. Pres on crash site
2. Guard in front of hole on infil
#493
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
May 19, 2016, 08:57:49 AM
ci a 46
#494
Perfect Dark / Re: MBR Trent Strat Decimal Abuse
May 18, 2016, 09:45:46 PM
Icy, please do not listen to the negative Nancys. I for one love your new strat find. You keep doing you bro.
#495
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New Videos Here
May 17, 2016, 08:41:25 AM
#496
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
May 17, 2016, 08:27:21 AM
I am very, very pleased about nabbing one of the cedric untieds on crash site!
#497
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
May 17, 2016, 08:26:14 AM
crash site sa 1:26
#498
Perfect Dark / Re: ***Strength of WRs Topic 2016***
May 14, 2016, 09:38:19 PM
Crash site A 1:14 should be tier 2 probs.
#499
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
May 14, 2016, 08:55:21 PM
inves a 103
crash site pa 150*
#500
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
May 14, 2016, 08:42:20 PM
Thanks guys.
#501
FFA / Re: *Should Austin Perroux Replace Jim Barrett as This Day In Elite History Updater*
May 14, 2016, 01:12:08 AM
#502
FFA / Re: !!!Degenerate Topic Warning!!! Drug Poll & General Discussion
May 13, 2016, 11:22:29 PM
ADDENDUM!: It's weird for people to say stuff like 'you don't need drugs to be happy' tbh. I mean why is this brought up? It's just something to do for fun every now and again. I mean fuck if you like painting for example every now and again it'd be weird for someone to say 'you know you don't need painting to be happy'.

I think people take drugs way too seriously. If you take a lot of drugs it will start affecting you negatively, this is totes true, but it's the case with drinking, smoking, taking ANY drugs including prescription shit. This is pretty much a given and literally every adult knows this and it's pretty irrel to bring up. But it's not a big deal AT ALL if every so often you take a pill or smoke a joint. It's just like anything else that is fun and something you do just for shits and giggles.
#503
FFA / Re: !!!Degenerate Topic Warning!!! Drug Poll & General Discussion
May 13, 2016, 10:44:30 PM
Quote from: Time was untied when set. on May 13, 2016, 10:10:12 PM
Theres all sorts of beauty in life you can experience while sober. The idea that you have to be fucked up to experience something unique is completely silly.

It's not silly, it's a scientific fact. That's why they are called mind altering (because they change how your brain functions). You cannot get the same experiences without the drugs.

I don't do drugs or drink at all anymore, thus I agree that they are not required for happiness. However I have done them in the past and have at least had the experiences which I will always remember.

Haven't done drugs for years but tbh I'm quite excited about having mdma + cialis (mdma may suppress erection) and getting my cock slowly licked and sucked. Might make some calls!
#504
FFA / Re: !!!Degenerate Topic Warning!!! Drug Poll & General Discussion
May 13, 2016, 09:29:43 PM
MDMA is great I definitely recommend trying it. THOUGH I totally recommend doing it at a night club or some shit where you can dance hard and get the most out of it. For a couple of years back in like 2005-2007 I used to go out every weekend and get fucked up. It was awesome for me because I can dance extremely well and made friends etc by busting out epic moves and having a blast.

Yes the comedown is fucked but that can be mitigated by either chilling with a hot sexual partner or bunch of cool people. If you are unhappy in generally and didn't pick up then I'm sorry but you're fucked!

I would not recommend this for people who are already depressed or for those with a small social circle. At my peak I was going out and hanging with like 20 friends who were all crazy fun and shit.

I would totes do it all over again because it was amazing if you can make the most of it! (i.e learn to dance good before hand!) Had a few crazy experiences that I NEVER would have had without the drugs because it gave me confidence and super happy so I broke out of my shell in a big way. Learnt a lot!

Do not listen to the nay sayers. There are a bunch of reasons to do drugs, some good, some bad. I think you defs should try some to open your mind and get different experiences that you otherwise would not have had. Totally opens your mind and makes you less judgemental (which is totes good).

#505
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** Add LTK to the Fantasy League? ***
May 13, 2016, 09:11:14 PM
Disadvantages:

I don't care about LTK so it ruins the league for me if a bunch of people are playing this side league for points while I'm playing the legit game.
#506
General Chat / Re: *** GE/PD Fantasy League 2016 ***
May 13, 2016, 09:09:20 PM
I'm not sure if my memory is 100% correct here but I think last fantasy league there was a BUNCH of new strats there were discovered/used just before the league started. So people were pumping out easy untieds left right and centre. I think this time there won't be be that many untieds so it will no longer be a huge issue.

But seriously guys, untieds are AWESOME and pretty much are the PINNACLE of speedrunning in this community. So if some fucking lunatic goes on a rampage and gets 10 untieds therefore killing the league then IMO the league has DONE ITS JOB!!!!

!
#507
FFA / Re: *Should Austin Perroux Replace Jim Barrett as This Day In Elite History Updater*
May 13, 2016, 03:38:00 AM
Quote from: Red Bull on May 13, 2016, 03:16:17 AM
I voted yes, because I think it's easier if 1 person does it. But no harm if both do it of course.

That's what she said.
#508
FFA / Re: Twii in a nutshell
May 11, 2016, 11:43:46 PM
#509
General Chat / Re: *** GE/PD Fantasy League 2016 ***
May 11, 2016, 09:28:17 PM
and the crowd goes wild
#510
FFA / Re: Girl Trouble **NEED HELP**
May 11, 2016, 09:22:34 PM
Best topic in the last 10 years.
#511
FFA / Re: Twii in a nutshell
May 11, 2016, 09:03:01 AM
Could be the best topic in the last 10 years.
#512
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: The Situation of Players Openly Removing Videos and/or Setting To Private
May 09, 2016, 02:22:33 PM
I agree with what dan said.
#513
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: The Situation of Players Openly Removing Videos and/or Setting To Private
May 08, 2016, 04:42:54 AM
I think any time that requires proof should have proof at all times or it should not be on the ranks, period. I don't mind players being responsible for their own times, but if people want to step up and do it for them that's cool.
#514
FFA / Re: The Power Vacuum in The Elite and Why Nothing Ever Gets Done
May 07, 2016, 08:49:10 PM
Wheat I think you missed the point. You've repeated the word 'mad' several times in your post and I'm not sure where that's coming from. Did you read the full post?
#515
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***Question for Rankings Moderator(s)***
May 07, 2016, 01:27:59 AM
Quote from: We Love Spliced Runs on May 07, 2016, 01:04:59 AM
There's that patronizing attitude we all love. You are one of the problems with this place.

True statement. People are trying their best to change this place for the better and fuckwits throw in stupid comments.

There is literally ZERO negative impact to anyone to have a discussion about possible positive changes to the website. The only reason to throw in a stupid comment like that is if you are a dickhead.
#516
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***Question for Rankings Moderator(s)***
May 06, 2016, 09:22:13 PM
I actually like the idea of having the proven rankings as the default! That's a really great idea! Let's do it!
#517
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***Question for Rankings Moderator(s)***
May 05, 2016, 08:49:51 PM
Times (significant) with no proof should be taken down. Not sure what to do about historic times but the proof policy should be updated to address this.

Good example is Henning. His times were found to be faked a long time after they were first posted. If he had of removed his vids 1 year after uploading them no one would have ever known. Vids MUST remain visible so that they can be regularly scrutinized.
#518
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** Do you think Facility Agent 0:42 is possible? ***
May 05, 2016, 08:31:29 PM
Voted no because facility is a level.
#519
Perfect Dark / Official Duel Poll - Part 2
May 05, 2016, 08:05:02 PM
This should be the last poll regarding Duel.

Previous poll had multiple options, I've taken the two most popular options. This time we can check who votes to ensure no alt funny business. Also you can change votes.

There is a separate vote dealing with the WR aspect of duel so this is purely regarding points.
#520
FFA / Re: *** Should Duel Perfect Agent 0:09 be removed from the Leaders page? ***
May 05, 2016, 06:40:45 PM
Quote from: Alec McDonald on May 05, 2016, 03:08:17 PM
If over 100+ people get archives 16, dam 53, or def 5 in the future, are we going to have this discussion/ argument again? Where does it stop?

No. Nice strawman but the reasons we're having this discussion are -

- Duel is unlike other missions in either GE or PD in that it is not unlocked by progressing through the game.  It is unlocked by playing a training exercise outside of the missions of the game.  This indicates Duel is more of an external training exercise than it is an in game mission.

-  Duel was never *intended* to be played through as a distinct mission with its own story.  It is a bonus stage.  Every other level in GE/PD are part of the big story, or their own unique one.  Duel is not.

- There is no cheat unlocked for beating Duel in a fast manner.  Every other of the 40 stages in GE/PD do have a cheat unlock.  Duel doesn't.  If anything, the reason we began speedrunning these games was to unlock the cheats.  Duel is unique in that it doesn't have this same quality.

- Since Duel has hundreds of ties, it no longer serves the ability to effectively rank anyone.  A world rankings requires definition and difference between competitors in order to effectively rank its competitors.  Since Duel is so full of ties, it is useless in this regard.

- Removing Duel would give Perfect Dark a 6000 point ceiling, in line with Goldeneye, improving consistency across both games.

Also..

Differences between Duel and every other solo level:

- Cannot be unlocked by playing through solo mission. Can only be unlocked through something irrelevant to solo missions.
- Does not have an associated unlockable cheat.
- Does not involve a story line.

Please do not continue to say that the only excuse for duel not being considered a mission is that we 'don't like it'. Please at least do the respectable thing and read the points that people are making.

Yes you can select it from the solo missions menu. But it has obvious differences and it is obviously not like the normal missions.

Pluto is actually a good example of this type of situation. You can't use 'similarities' to include things in groups. You need to use 'differences'. I.e I could say let's include hologram and firing range because just like solo missions, they show the time achieved. Also firing range has bronze/silver/gold which is similar to agent/sa/pa. Therefore because of 'similarities' we should include them as well. Just like you cannot say 'duel should be included because it has a/sa/pa and saves best time' or 'needs to be included because it can be accessed from the same menu'. "Can be accessed from the same menu?" That's a joke argument.

Not a good strategy. Gotta look at what is different in how they function. Sure it was included in the past, but times change and people get smarter. Duel is obviously different, don't include it with the regular missions.

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I'm sorry, but no. If you go to the select mission screen the duel is not there. What you actually have to do is run down stairs and complete the firing range medals first. Please note that you do not find the firing range in the solo mission screen. Please also note that this is only 'level' that cannot be accessed by playing the solo missions alone. This makes it different to every other level.

Labelling something as arbitrary doesn't make it arbitrary. I think it's arbitrary that the duel is located in the solo mission screen. Where else would they put it?

Why do we need to disqualify it as a level? Because the main argument for people wanting it to remain on the ranks is because it's a level. Duh. But it is only a level as much as the firing range medals are levels. The only leg this argument has to stand on is the fact that it's located on the same screen as the other legit levels. But again, where else would you access it from?

The duel is a level, but it is in no way a level in the same regard as the other 20 levels. It is a different creature completely. Why is this relevant? Because this 'creature' is useless. 300 people have the agent wr when there are only 97 spots allocated for points. Same goes for sa pretty much. The level is 3/6/9 seconds long and involves spinning and shooting and no speedrunning. Maybe if the level was more legit it'd be fine. But actually when you look at it logically it's quite stupid to have it alongside the ACTUAL levels. Makes a complete mockery of the real levels.

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Phazonn I'm very happy to discuss this with you but please do not overlook points I make. For example, I just mentioned into my last post that the majority of the argument coming from other people wanting to keep duel on the ranks is because it's considered a level. Therefore it is entirely relevant to discuss whether or not duel is a level. Furthermore if Duel is a level, is it different from the other levels and should it be grouped alongside them?

Groups are defined by differences, not similarities. For example, racing cars. They have different classes. These classes are defined by the differences of motor etc. They don't say 'all cars have 4 wheels therefore they are all classed together'. They say 'what differences do these cars have in the output of the motor etc'. Or boxing, it's the 'difference' of weight that seperate the boxing classes. Not the similarities, because most boxers wear gloves and have 2 arms.

As with this game, it is incorrect to group duel with the other levels. Not because it doesn't have similarities. Because it does obv. Hell I can give you similarities between a turd and a rose, it doesn't mean they should be grouped. But there are distinct differences that does exclude it. Which have been addressed already.

Also just understand that there are many factors that influence my opinion on this. It creates a larger picture with everything considered. So pulling out one individual point and acting as if that is the 'make or break' argument really isn't necessary. If there was only one point in this hole argument that would be fine, but there are many and they have been listed. To break it down again though...

Given the obvious differences to the main missions, the ridiculous lack of skill required to turn and shoot, the short nature of the level, the amount of people who have the records, the fact that it's not involved or even related to the main story missions, the fact that the only way to unlock the level is through some random side quest also not related to solo, it should not be ranked with the other levels and people should not be getting 300 points that contribute to overall points for this joke level when actual speedrunners are busting balls to get 100 points on real levels. (if you ignore 90% of this paragraph and respond with 'thinking the level is a joke isn't a good reason to remove it' then you'll know you're a failure at life).


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There gets a point where it becomes ridiculous and irrelevant. over 300 people have 3 on agent, therefore why rank it? The rank is completely useless because everyone has the same time. Same goes for 6 SA. It requires no skills and everyone has it, so why rank it? There is no point because it doesn't 'rank' anyone seeing as everyone is ranked the same. Anyone with 3/6 has 100 points and if you don't have 3/6 you have 0 points. Is that even a rankings?

Like I previously said there are 97 positions available for points. When all of those spots become the same time that everyone has, there is no reason to rank it.

Don't talk about other easy wr's either. Archives 16 isn't anywhere near 97 people yet and 16 may not be maxed. Again this is another point in the long list of reasons why duel is stupid for being on the rankings.

Dark slayer your entire post was not a strong argument. Please make an actual case next time instead of just listing legit points and coming back with the seriously amazing rebuttle of 'this argument is not strong CHECK MATE BIATCHES I WINZZ!'

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If this were a positive attitude to have, there would be no scientific advanced, no medical advancement and no human rights advancement. Saying 'we're going to keep it like this because it's already like this' is too circular of an argument.

There are 2 sides to this spectrum; bad --- good. Just because something isn't on the extreme end of bad does not mean it is not open to improvement.

The argument of how you 'access' something I believe it is actually not valid. List me other examples of competition where this is a criteria? List me one sport or group of competitors who define what they are competing in by the way it is 'accessed'. While you are on that wild goose chase I'll just advise you that there aren't any. Because that criteria is ridiculous.

Imagine if someone presented an extra event for the decathlon. It's called the 5m meter dash and times are rounded down to the nearest second. Every person competing will likely get 1 second so it's useless but we feel like it needs to be done because... because humans have legs and can sprint and therefore we need to include it. We need to include into this event, which is a total concept of the human mind, because the evolution has given us legs and muscles to sprint and therefore must be included.

The programmers did not make the-elite.net. The creators of the game did not predict this community. The creators of the game made the game for the thousands of people who play it casually. To use their decisions as the basis of how we construct this competitive community is beyond retarded and shows the utter detachment from what this group actually is in essence (hint: an abstract idea not tied to actual reality).

The points presented regarding the level being removed actual deal with speedrunning, rankings, logistics etc. These are things that actually concern this community. The points presented for keeping the level deal with decisions made my programmers completely removed from this community. Decisions made before the game was even finished.

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100+ people getting war agent is a hypothetic. 350 people have duel 3 seconds is a reality. I'd much rather deal with that is actually going on then try to imagine how I'd feel when this imaginary and non existent event you mentioned happens.

The 'it's a solo mission' is a terrible, terrible argument because it completely ignores what is going on in reality. It is idealistic to the extreme. I would love to live in a world where things were perfect as well. But I live in a world where the majority of people have exactly the same time and it's still ranked for some reason.

Please do not make decisions in life based on 'ideals'. Make them based on reality.

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Reasons why duel should not be on the rankings...

- Lack of deviation: The majority of members have the exact same time on agent, almost half on SA. The point of any competition is to rank people according to their skill and achievement. If a challenge does not allow deviation of results, or if it does not sufficiently indicate differences in skill it is useless as a challenge.

- Lack of skill required: For Agent you only need to know how to hold right/left on the control stick and press Z. That is literally all you have to do. There is absolutely no skill involved, this is why MOST people have the same time. Why is a challenge included that needs absolutely no skill to achieve? Every respectable sport or competition requires a lot of skill to be highly ranked. Along with lack of deviation this makes it absolutely terrible. What is the point of this site? Shouldn't a challenge be ... challenging?

- Only unlocked through firing range: This makes is not a true solo mission and separate from the other missions. It is a side mission and the only reason it is selectable from the solo mission menu is because there is no other reasonable place to put it.

- Does not allow for improvement: We know for absolute sure the records are maxed. Why? Because 2 seconds out of each difficulty is spent waiting for the level to end once the opponent has been killed. 1 second of controlling Joanna and 2 seconds of waiting. Defection 5 shows that even when 6 seemed maxed to everyone, it could still be improved. Even archives 15 is at least POSSIBLE in theory. And the maxed times of these levels could only be achieved with EXTREME skill. i.e defection 5 is only 5 seconds long but needs incredible skill and precision. Duel are maxed, and not only maxed, maxed by most, and not only maxed by most, maxed by most easily.

- Times this easy should not have the same point value as other levels: Duel requires no skill to get the WR and yet it still gets 100 points. When every other level requires a lot of skill to achieve to get 100 points. Everyone can agree that duel does not require skill. It just requires timing.

This website exists to celebrate SKILL. To celebrate COMPETITION. To celebrate PATIENCE. To celebrate HARD WORK. To celebrate ACHIVEMENT. Duel doesn't satisfy any of these.*

*I'm sorry but playing duel for 2 hours doesn't qualify for patience.

Reasons for duel being on the rankings -

You can access it from the solo missions menu: You can access it from the solo missions menu.

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LOL

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"Clemens casually got 1:46 p2"

I understand what you're saying but unfortunately it's not accurate. Clemens spent THOUSANDS of hours working on his strafing ability and general control. He didn't 'casually' get that time. Actually he devoted several years of his life to becoming great so that he can be that good.

Lack of skill actually should be an important factor though. Sports are challenging. Popular, respectable sports are not easy. The best sports or competitions are the ones where dedication, hard work, patience and discipline allow you to achieve better results than someone that does not do that. Otherwise the competition is stupid, useless, not valuable, meaningless. This is duel.

Maian SOS, MBR and WAR are unlocked by completely all levels on agent, sa, and PA. All done through standard play through the main storyline. Duel is not. And yes, the other levels do play as standard levels, duel does not.

If 'method of unlock' is not an factor. Then 'menu from which level is accessed' should also not be a factor. And therefore all you are left with is, 'does this challenge meet the requirements to be ranked'? And it doesn't. Any example is MARIO 64. If the 'method of access' was a criteria you would have a separate WR for 1-120 stars. Literally 120 WR's. Is that the case? No. They CREATE each meaningful WR. So it becomes 16/70/120. We weed out all of the other categories. If we include every single sub category then they all become meaningless and lose value. However a lot of people do not understand this concept here.

"Duel 3 is a WR so it should be listed" - There is a WR out there for EVERYTHING. In fact you set WR's all the time every day. It's the value of the WR that is important. This means we should also list challenge WR's, firing range WR's, holo WR's, gadget WR's on the main page as well. They are WR's after all. We, as a community need to CHOOSE which WR's we list. WR's that have value and meaning and are difficult. Also we will need to include LTK and DLTK within the overall point system. They are WR's. And if this is a criteria then they MUST be included. Let me say again, yes it's a WR. But also everyone has the WR for successfully turning on a light switch. But should we list that? Everyone here has the WR for waking up in the morning. Should we list that?

I disagree with the points of 'method of access', and 'is it a wr'. But if you are going to use these criteria you MUST include DLTK and LTK times within the main rankings and include them in point totals. Also include them on the WR leaders page. LTK and DLTK are both accessed from solo mission menu, and both are WR's.

I would not make a rule saying that x amount of people need to have a time before it's removed. On other levels we don't see this clutter of WRs. We see correct deviation. We see good players being able to achieve a higher rank than people who did not put in the same amount of effort. It would be a judgemental thing. But I think only Duel qualifies for this because of all the point I outlined before.

Why does soccer have 11 players? Why does soccer not allow you to use your hands? Why is there a goalkeeper? To make it HARD. So that it requires skill so that it is interesting. If there were not goalkeepers the sport would be stupid. Would soccer be 'accessable' to everyone? YEah, it would be a lot more 'accessable'. Would it be the most popular sport in the world? Fuck no, people would think it's stupid.

People think giving everyone a WR is a good thing. I think it's a horrible thing. It makes having a WR not a big deal. It makes the game easier to access, but also makes it less respectable and thus ultimately not as popular.

I honestly cannot convey this as well as this scene from A league of their own. Please watch it to see my point!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndL7y0MIRE4

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Actually my points regarding firing range aren't really my arguments to remove duel, it is a counter argument to the claim it is a solo mission.

My main argument is that the level does not adequately meet the criteria for a legitimate speedrunning category. It does not allow sufficient deviation so that players with a higher level of skill who commit a larger amount of time will not be rewarded. The lack of skill required for the level makes it pointless to run.

If the challenge does not adequately reward higher skill or effort it's not a good challenge. Given that we have 20 levels already that sufficiently do this, there is no reason to add a 21st level which doesn't help at all to accomplish our goal (to rank and reward players who devote time and energy into speedrunning).

Right from the beginning duel A/SA does not allow sufficient reward for speedrunning over a couple of hours. Compare this to the other levels which require 100's or 1000's of hours to speedrun to get close to the WR's.

It is without question the odd one out. It is not in the same league at all as the other levels. In fact it is so obviously pathetic in all areas that if you stop for a second and get out of the 'it's a level' conditioning you will realise the stupidity of including it.

#521
Perfect Dark / Re: Duel Official Poll
May 05, 2016, 09:21:39 AM
We are currently awaiting a mod to view who voted what so that we can weed out alts.

I understand an option was left out. However in the interest of preserving history I can not make changes to the poll and it should remain as is.
#522
FFA / Re: ****Revisiting the "Remove Duel from the Rankings" Discussion - 2016 EDITION****
May 05, 2016, 12:41:06 AM
Here are my posts from the last topic. Sorry I was a bit more confrontational back then.

Differences between Duel and every other solo level:

- Cannot be unlocked by playing through solo mission. Can only be unlocked through something irrelevant to solo missions.
- Does not have an associated unlockable cheat.
- Does not involve a story line.

Please do not continue to say that the only excuse for duel not being considered a mission is that we 'don't like it'. Please at least do the respectable thing and read the points that people are making.

Yes you can select it from the solo missions menu. But it has obvious differences and it is obviously not like the normal missions.

Pluto is actually a good example of this type of situation. You can't use 'similarities' to include things in groups. You need to use 'differences'. I.e I could say let's include hologram and firing range because just like solo missions, they show the time achieved. Also firing range has bronze/silver/gold which is similar to agent/sa/pa. Therefore because of 'similarities' we should include them as well. Just like you cannot say 'duel should be included because it has a/sa/pa and saves best time' or 'needs to be included because it can be accessed from the same menu'. "Can be accessed from the same menu?" That's a joke argument.

Not a good strategy. Gotta look at what is different in how they function. Sure it was included in the past, but times change and people get smarter. Duel is obviously different, don't include it with the regular missions.

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I'm sorry, but no. If you go to the select mission screen the duel is not there. What you actually have to do is run down stairs and complete the firing range medals first. Please note that you do not find the firing range in the solo mission screen. Please also note that this is only 'level' that cannot be accessed by playing the solo missions alone. This makes it different to every other level.

Labelling something as arbitrary doesn't make it arbitrary. I think it's arbitrary that the duel is located in the solo mission screen. Where else would they put it?

Why do we need to disqualify it as a level? Because the main argument for people wanting it to remain on the ranks is because it's a level. Duh. But it is only a level as much as the firing range medals are levels. The only leg this argument has to stand on is the fact that it's located on the same screen as the other legit levels. But again, where else would you access it from?

The duel is a level, but it is in no way a level in the same regard as the other 20 levels. It is a different creature completely. Why is this relevant? Because this 'creature' is useless. 300 people have the agent wr when there are only 97 spots allocated for points. Same goes for sa pretty much. The level is 3/6/9 seconds long and involves spinning and shooting and no speedrunning. Maybe if the level was more legit it'd be fine. But actually when you look at it logically it's quite stupid to have it alongside the ACTUAL levels. Makes a complete mockery of the real levels.

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Phazonn I'm very happy to discuss this with you but please do not overlook points I make. For example, I just mentioned into my last post that the majority of the argument coming from other people wanting to keep duel on the ranks is because it's considered a level. Therefore it is entirely relevant to discuss whether or not duel is a level. Furthermore if Duel is a level, is it different from the other levels and should it be grouped alongside them?

Groups are defined by differences, not similarities. For example, racing cars. They have different classes. These classes are defined by the differences of motor etc. They don't say 'all cars have 4 wheels therefore they are all classed together'. They say 'what differences do these cars have in the output of the motor etc'. Or boxing, it's the 'difference' of weight that seperate the boxing classes. Not the similarities, because most boxers wear gloves and have 2 arms.

As with this game, it is incorrect to group duel with the other levels. Not because it doesn't have similarities. Because it does obv. Hell I can give you similarities between a turd and a rose, it doesn't mean they should be grouped. But there are distinct differences that does exclude it. Which have been addressed already.

Also just understand that there are many factors that influence my opinion on this. It creates a larger picture with everything considered. So pulling out one individual point and acting as if that is the 'make or break' argument really isn't necessary. If there was only one point in this hole argument that would be fine, but there are many and they have been listed. To break it down again though...

Given the obvious differences to the main missions, the ridiculous lack of skill required to turn and shoot, the short nature of the level, the amount of people who have the records, the fact that it's not involved or even related to the main story missions, the fact that the only way to unlock the level is through some random side quest also not related to solo, it should not be ranked with the other levels and people should not be getting 300 points that contribute to overall points for this joke level when actual speedrunners are busting balls to get 100 points on real levels. (if you ignore 90% of this paragraph and respond with 'thinking the level is a joke isn't a good reason to remove it' then you'll know you're a failure at life).


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There gets a point where it becomes ridiculous and irrelevant. over 300 people have 3 on agent, therefore why rank it? The rank is completely useless because everyone has the same time. Same goes for 6 SA. It requires no skills and everyone has it, so why rank it? There is no point because it doesn't 'rank' anyone seeing as everyone is ranked the same. Anyone with 3/6 has 100 points and if you don't have 3/6 you have 0 points. Is that even a rankings?

Like I previously said there are 97 positions available for points. When all of those spots become the same time that everyone has, there is no reason to rank it.

Don't talk about other easy wr's either. Archives 16 isn't anywhere near 97 people yet and 16 may not be maxed. Again this is another point in the long list of reasons why duel is stupid for being on the rankings.

Dark slayer your entire post was not a strong argument. Please make an actual case next time instead of just listing legit points and coming back with the seriously amazing rebuttle of 'this argument is not strong CHECK MATE BIATCHES I WINZZ!'

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If this were a positive attitude to have, there would be no scientific advanced, no medical advancement and no human rights advancement. Saying 'we're going to keep it like this because it's already like this' is too circular of an argument.

There are 2 sides to this spectrum; bad --- good. Just because something isn't on the extreme end of bad does not mean it is not open to improvement.

The argument of how you 'access' something I believe it is actually not valid. List me other examples of competition where this is a criteria? List me one sport or group of competitors who define what they are competing in by the way it is 'accessed'. While you are on that wild goose chase I'll just advise you that there aren't any. Because that criteria is ridiculous.

Imagine if someone presented an extra event for the decathlon. It's called the 5m meter dash and times are rounded down to the nearest second. Every person competing will likely get 1 second so it's useless but we feel like it needs to be done because... because humans have legs and can sprint and therefore we need to include it. We need to include into this event, which is a total concept of the human mind, because the evolution has given us legs and muscles to sprint and therefore must be included.

The programmers did not make the-elite.net. The creators of the game did not predict this community. The creators of the game made the game for the thousands of people who play it casually. To use their decisions as the basis of how we construct this competitive community is beyond retarded and shows the utter detachment from what this group actually is in essence (hint: an abstract idea not tied to actual reality).

The points presented regarding the level being removed actual deal with speedrunning, rankings, logistics etc. These are things that actually concern this community. The points presented for keeping the level deal with decisions made my programmers completely removed from this community. Decisions made before the game was even finished.

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100+ people getting war agent is a hypothetic. 350 people have duel 3 seconds is a reality. I'd much rather deal with that is actually going on then try to imagine how I'd feel when this imaginary and non existent event you mentioned happens.

The 'it's a solo mission' is a terrible, terrible argument because it completely ignores what is going on in reality. It is idealistic to the extreme. I would love to live in a world where things were perfect as well. But I live in a world where the majority of people have exactly the same time and it's still ranked for some reason.

Please do not make decisions in life based on 'ideals'. Make them based on reality.

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Reasons why duel should not be on the rankings...

- Lack of deviation: The majority of members have the exact same time on agent, almost half on SA. The point of any competition is to rank people according to their skill and achievement. If a challenge does not allow deviation of results, or if it does not sufficiently indicate differences in skill it is useless as a challenge.

- Lack of skill required: For Agent you only need to know how to hold right/left on the control stick and press Z. That is literally all you have to do. There is absolutely no skill involved, this is why MOST people have the same time. Why is a challenge included that needs absolutely no skill to achieve? Every respectable sport or competition requires a lot of skill to be highly ranked. Along with lack of deviation this makes it absolutely terrible. What is the point of this site? Shouldn't a challenge be ... challenging?

- Only unlocked through firing range: This makes is not a true solo mission and separate from the other missions. It is a side mission and the only reason it is selectable from the solo mission menu is because there is no other reasonable place to put it.

- Does not allow for improvement: We know for absolute sure the records are maxed. Why? Because 2 seconds out of each difficulty is spent waiting for the level to end once the opponent has been killed. 1 second of controlling Joanna and 2 seconds of waiting. Defection 5 shows that even when 6 seemed maxed to everyone, it could still be improved. Even archives 15 is at least POSSIBLE in theory. And the maxed times of these levels could only be achieved with EXTREME skill. i.e defection 5 is only 5 seconds long but needs incredible skill and precision. Duel are maxed, and not only maxed, maxed by most, and not only maxed by most, maxed by most easily.

- Times this easy should not have the same point value as other levels: Duel requires no skill to get the WR and yet it still gets 100 points. When every other level requires a lot of skill to achieve to get 100 points. Everyone can agree that duel does not require skill. It just requires timing.

This website exists to celebrate SKILL. To celebrate COMPETITION. To celebrate PATIENCE. To celebrate HARD WORK. To celebrate ACHIVEMENT. Duel doesn't satisfy any of these.*

*I'm sorry but playing duel for 2 hours doesn't qualify for patience.

Reasons for duel being on the rankings -

You can access it from the solo missions menu: You can access it from the solo missions menu.

...

LOL

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"Clemens casually got 1:46 p2"

I understand what you're saying but unfortunately it's not accurate. Clemens spent THOUSANDS of hours working on his strafing ability and general control. He didn't 'casually' get that time. Actually he devoted several years of his life to becoming great so that he can be that good.

Lack of skill actually should be an important factor though. Sports are challenging. Popular, respectable sports are not easy. The best sports or competitions are the ones where dedication, hard work, patience and discipline allow you to achieve better results than someone that does not do that. Otherwise the competition is stupid, useless, not valuable, meaningless. This is duel.

Maian SOS, MBR and WAR are unlocked by completely all levels on agent, sa, and PA. All done through standard play through the main storyline. Duel is not. And yes, the other levels do play as standard levels, duel does not.

If 'method of unlock' is not an factor. Then 'menu from which level is accessed' should also not be a factor. And therefore all you are left with is, 'does this challenge meet the requirements to be ranked'? And it doesn't. Any example is MARIO 64. If the 'method of access' was a criteria you would have a separate WR for 1-120 stars. Literally 120 WR's. Is that the case? No. They CREATE each meaningful WR. So it becomes 16/70/120. We weed out all of the other categories. If we include every single sub category then they all become meaningless and lose value. However a lot of people do not understand this concept here.

"Duel 3 is a WR so it should be listed" - There is a WR out there for EVERYTHING. In fact you set WR's all the time every day. It's the value of the WR that is important. This means we should also list challenge WR's, firing range WR's, holo WR's, gadget WR's on the main page as well. They are WR's after all. We, as a community need to CHOOSE which WR's we list. WR's that have value and meaning and are difficult. Also we will need to include LTK and DLTK within the overall point system. They are WR's. And if this is a criteria then they MUST be included. Let me say again, yes it's a WR. But also everyone has the WR for successfully turning on a light switch. But should we list that? Everyone here has the WR for waking up in the morning. Should we list that?

I disagree with the points of 'method of access', and 'is it a wr'. But if you are going to use these criteria you MUST include DLTK and LTK times within the main rankings and include them in point totals. Also include them on the WR leaders page. LTK and DLTK are both accessed from solo mission menu, and both are WR's.

I would not make a rule saying that x amount of people need to have a time before it's removed. On other levels we don't see this clutter of WRs. We see correct deviation. We see good players being able to achieve a higher rank than people who did not put in the same amount of effort. It would be a judgemental thing. But I think only Duel qualifies for this because of all the point I outlined before.

Why does soccer have 11 players? Why does soccer not allow you to use your hands? Why is there a goalkeeper? To make it HARD. So that it requires skill so that it is interesting. If there were not goalkeepers the sport would be stupid. Would soccer be 'accessable' to everyone? YEah, it would be a lot more 'accessable'. Would it be the most popular sport in the world? Fuck no, people would think it's stupid.

People think giving everyone a WR is a good thing. I think it's a horrible thing. It makes having a WR not a big deal. It makes the game easier to access, but also makes it less respectable and thus ultimately not as popular.

I honestly cannot convey this as well as this scene from A league of their own. Please watch it to see my point!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndL7y0MIRE4

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Actually my points regarding firing range aren't really my arguments to remove duel, it is a counter argument to the claim it is a solo mission.

My main argument is that the level does not adequately meet the criteria for a legitimate speedrunning category. It does not allow sufficient deviation so that players with a higher level of skill who commit a larger amount of time will not be rewarded. The lack of skill required for the level makes it pointless to run.

If the challenge does not adequately reward higher skill or effort it's not a good challenge. Given that we have 20 levels already that sufficiently do this, there is no reason to add a 21st level which doesn't help at all to accomplish our goal (to rank and reward players who devote time and energy into speedrunning).

Right from the beginning duel A/SA does not allow sufficient reward for speedrunning over a couple of hours. Compare this to the other levels which require 100's or 1000's of hours to speedrun to get close to the WR's.

It is without question the odd one out. It is not in the same league at all as the other levels. In fact it is so obviously pathetic in all areas that if you stop for a second and get out of the 'it's a level' conditioning you will realise the stupidity of including it.
#523
Perfect Dark / Re: Duel Official Poll
May 05, 2016, 12:17:19 AM
Voted 'Keep duel on the main page, but strip it of points and WR count.'

If people don't mind please state which one you voted. As this is possible a big change to the rankings we need to ensure people aren't using alt accounts.

thanks.
#524
Perfect Dark / Duel Official Poll
May 04, 2016, 09:30:53 PM
Official vote that will likely affect any changes (or no changes).
#525
FFA / Re: ****Revisiting the "Remove Duel from the Rankings" Discussion - 2016 EDITION****
May 04, 2016, 09:24:51 PM
Quote from: hyperkeen on May 04, 2016, 09:16:01 PM
the decision to keep PA 9 as a WR but not counting 6 and 3, OR not counting any of 3, 6 and 9 is the worst decision ever made in elite history

I don't understand what you mean.
#526
FFA / Re: ****Revisiting the "Remove Duel from the Rankings" Discussion - 2016 EDITION****
May 04, 2016, 09:02:56 PM
Quote from: dat flicker on May 04, 2016, 07:02:41 PM
Quote from: OHMSS on May 04, 2016, 06:41:23 PMMate, it will even be unranked soon.
Just suck it up and get 3/6/9, be done with it, and never have a problem again.

Pretty much the main problem with this level. Literally everyone can get 3/6/9 pretty easily and it's just a black hole that sucks away time that could be used on other levels that actually rank people effectively based on their skill level.

I don't mind the idea of keeping it on the ranks but stripping it of points/WR total. Good idea!
#527
FFA / Re: ****Revisiting the "Remove Duel from the Rankings" Discussion - 2016 EDITION****
May 04, 2016, 07:14:19 AM
I stated my opinions in quite a lot of details in the previous topic.

I won't post them again, but Duel should be removed for all points stated above.
#528
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
May 02, 2016, 11:40:14 AM
Not sure why everyone is saying multiple shots at camera is bad. Only loses like .2 or something (i tested an average of 5 shots per second). Everything else in the run seemed pretty ideal. Getting stuck on glass (0.5 secs) + 2 boosts into glass (0.6) is like 1.1 for stucks or 1.3 total loss including double shot can. So run was at maximum 21.8 at minimum 20.9 without stucks.

Also i watched henriks other runs and he gains phantom tenths all over the place. Could be gs or knowing game code gives slight edge but hard to say for certain which one.
#529
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New Videos Here
May 02, 2016, 07:24:43 AM
1:05.2 inves agent dupe. This run was 99% 1:03 if the 3rd lasers were down. Lost 1.5 secs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcFkIEwS6A8
#530
FFA / First Whack
April 25, 2016, 03:11:44 AM
The first time I jacked it I had no idea what was gonna happen. I was 13. I was on the toilet at the time after watching some random sex scene. I jacked it for a bit and before climax i thought i was going to pee so I stopped and turned around to pee. Couldn't pee though cause what I didn't realise is that I was about to blow my load. 2nd time I ignored the feeling of needing to pee and just pumped it out. I wasn't ready and my load just shot out onto my clothes which were on the floor.

What happened on your first?
#531
FFA / Re: ***Most Autistic Eliters Official List 2016***
April 24, 2016, 05:54:22 AM
Me likey.
#532
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
April 24, 2016, 05:52:08 AM
Thanks. Somewhere between 15-20hrs recently. Though I already did the strat previously when I got 2 x 2:08 when I played it about 20hrs.
#533
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
April 24, 2016, 01:04:59 AM
inves spag 200
#534
FFA / Re: Mate where's the...?
April 21, 2016, 09:21:51 PM
triple laser skip
#535
Perfect Dark / Re: Q: Does Sim Threat have a chance of tying Chicago Agent 0:14
April 19, 2016, 12:57:32 AM
Thanks for the vote of confidence.

I have attempted the level and can confirm this time is insane. Not sure if I can do it TBH but I will play it on and off and keep looking for those hundredths.

It does require an insane stick, I will have to order the steel one as some point and try it.

Apparently Dave's 14 had a 10.33 briefcase pickup. After 1 hour play my best was 10.45, but most runs are 10.5x. Still haven't optimised yet though. Had 1 14 quit out and seems like I'm averaging low 15. If I can improve case speed I have a chance.
#536
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Goldeneye Historical Compendium Volume I
April 17, 2016, 06:12:07 AM
HOLY SHIT THE PAUSE STRAT. Forgot about that on cradle. FFS gotta remember to do that.
#537
Perfect Dark / Q: Does Sim Threat have a chance of tying Chicago Agent 0:14
April 17, 2016, 02:40:53 AM
Thanks.
#538
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Should converters be banned?
April 17, 2016, 01:12:11 AM
None of those options would work because the converted game runs faster.

Edit: lol
#539
FFA / Re: **2016 Pop Music & Zara Larsson Appreciation Thread**
April 17, 2016, 01:02:18 AM
This isn't 2016 but just got popular in Australia now. Any else digging this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rey3m8SWQI
#540
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Banning all times set with NTSC-PAL Converter going forward (48 hours to object)
April 16, 2016, 09:42:05 PM
Thanks for putting the final wheels in motion!

Thankfully as the years go on these questionable times will become less relevant as the WR's continue to improve.
#541
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Goldeneye Historical Compendium Volume I
April 16, 2016, 08:01:23 PM
Egypt - Standing to the right of the poles while looking at 2nd baron spawning causing him to spawn to the right so you can shoot him from there
May 2002 - K.. J..
#542
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Should converters be banned?
April 16, 2016, 07:25:10 PM
To those who think it should be allowed because it hasn't been proven to give an advantage. You don't mind then if I create my own custom mod that I attach to the 64 and play the game through? By your reasoning, this and any 3rd party mod will now be allowed.

Also, it will be up to YOU to prove that I/anyone gets an advantage out of it.. even though you don't have access to the hardware.

LOGIC!

The issue, Alec/Axel et al, is that you have a device which is KNOWN to modify the game. The only reason we know about the music/game speed etc is because it's obvious. When you have a device that is changing the game, and you have no idea what else it's changing, you shouldn't allow it. Alec, answer me the question, do you know if it affects the frame rate? If you answer 'no', you can't allow the device. By its very nature is modifies that game and you have absolutely no fucking clue (lol) how it's modifying the game in other ways.

Anyways, overwhelming opinion is that it should be banned so luckily for the rels the irrels' opinions will be drowned out and this should be changed shortly.
#543
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Should converters be banned?
April 15, 2016, 08:48:18 PM
Addendum: I would be in favor of grandfathering existing times.
#544
GoldenEye 007 / Should converters be banned?
April 15, 2016, 08:40:52 PM
The other topic was moved from the GE boards. I'm not sure why, I'm making this unbiased topic for official discussion. This is unrelated to Marc's new record and has been a discussion (at least for me) for a few years.

My opinion from previous topic...

Converter is playing NTSC through a PAL system. We know that PAL runs at a smoother frame rate. I don't know how converters work exactly, but my one concern is that running NTSC through a PAL system would somehow help the frame rate in low FPS scenarios.

As previously said though the converter does alter the game and it plays at a different speed. In circumstances like this it has to be proven that something doesn't provide an advantage for it to be allowed, not the other way around. If I made my own custom console (a converter is essential this) and played GE on it, it's up to me to prove that it doesn't give an advantage, it's not up to you guys to prove that it doesn't.
#545
FFA / Re: Is it time to ban converter times from the rankings?
April 15, 2016, 07:52:02 PM
Converter is playing NTSC through a PAL system. We know that PAL runs at a smoother frame rate. I don't know how converters work exactly, but my one concern is that running NTSC through a PAL system would somehow help the frame rate in low FPS scenarios.

As previously said though the converter does alter the game and it plays at a different speed. In circumstances like this it has to be proven that something doesn't provide an advantage for it to be allowed, not the other way around. If I made my own custom console (a converter is essential this) and played GE on it, it's up to me to prove that it doesn't give an advantage, it's not up to you guys to prove that it doesn't. Please learn logic!
#546
GoldenEye 007 / Re: 1001 Most Annoying Things in GoldenEye
April 12, 2016, 12:33:18 AM
More annoying is switching to the invisible non existent weapon after the very first detonator warp. You go from detonator to null to mine.
#547
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***Strength of WRs Topic 2016***
April 10, 2016, 02:37:11 AM
I respect the control sa/ooa records more than most others because I think the beginning requires super OCB to do as quick as the wr's. So I'd put them higher on the strength list (like tier 2 at least).

Also I'm glad someone else brought up streets a because I defs felt tier 4 was too low.
#548
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post/Discuss new Strats/Timesavers/Ideas
April 06, 2016, 02:12:30 AM
Given that you lose .3 from losing full speed + the time it takes to do the throw, and a boost saves .3 .. I don't see a universe in which an r-lean mine boost would save time.

Maybe I'm just bad at math  :kappa:
#549
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
March 29, 2016, 10:44:25 PM
lol yeah that's cool af :)
#550
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** PROPOSAL: Super Ace Rankings (Tentative Name) ***
March 28, 2016, 10:36:15 PM
Also FYI the current system was not conceived by Snapdragon or anyone from the PD elite. It has been around since 1998 in the original GE rankings.
#551
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** PROPOSAL: Super Ace Rankings (Tentative Name) ***
March 28, 2016, 10:04:13 PM
We currently have 4 rankings; Point rankings, time rankings, record leaders and the record database. If think if you need another rankings you're undervaluing what we already have.

I like the current system and think it rewards consistency. You don't want to put too much weight on individual times because then you end up with a bunch of n/a crew people who never play the rest of the game and just go for one time/level. The people who play for total points will have less incentive to play because they won't be able to compete with the 20 people who no-life 20 individual levels to get their untied and screw everyone else over. 

If you value wr's check out the leaders ranking or the database.
#552
General Chat / Elite Chess Tourn 2016
March 26, 2016, 01:27:57 AM
Looking for interest for a new tournament. Would be great to do what we did last time with streaming and commentators etc.

Who would be interested in participating?

Interested List:

1. K..
2. Hotshott
#553
GoldenEye 007 / Re: This Day in Elite History
March 24, 2016, 08:03:24 AM
Saying someone 'united' a level is pointless. Any new record is untied by default.
#554
FFA / Re: *** Which Eliter has the best accent? ***
March 19, 2016, 11:47:34 PM
Quote from: Jimbo on March 13, 2016, 05:14:34 PM
Clemens doesn't have an accent imo

lul wat?
#555
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** Post Your Official Join Date Here! ***
March 16, 2016, 04:08:41 AM
Honestly not sure of exact start date but I joined on the Wes rankings (could be late 99 or super early 00), though I was speedrunning from mid 99 at least.

My fast times guide on GameFAQs came out in may 2000. Some cool names are in there like Jon Bearder, Mathijs ten Ham, Greg Woll, K.. J...

Joined the boards in 2000 when they were created.
#556
GoldenEye 007 / Re: What will be the next agent untied?
March 12, 2016, 10:13:16 PM
s2 46
#557
FFA / Re: *A Message For Jim Barrett & Ryan White*
March 11, 2016, 06:26:09 PM
#558
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 10, 2016, 09:32:10 PM
Congrats Illu, now I don't feel so bad :)

Quote from: Joshua Nash on March 10, 2016, 06:50:25 PM
You deserved it especially after that robbery

Trust me there was no robbery. I was telling Illu what he needed to do a week before I got 1:11 and he got it very quickly after (finally) switching over to jap. So if he listened to me earlier I 100% assure you he would have gotten it first. I was doing my best to help Illu the whole time.
#559
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
March 08, 2016, 03:14:03 AM
Streets Agent 1:12
Streets Agent 1:11*
#560
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** Elite Poll Of The Week #3 ***
March 05, 2016, 11:44:57 PM
Full screen - Can't see where you're going.
Cinema - Trying too hard.
#561
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** Worst GE untied on the rankings? ***
March 05, 2016, 10:15:26 PM
You give a little, you get a little.
#562
FFA / Re: Mate where's the...?
March 02, 2016, 01:16:21 AM
Double GL 1st set kf7 2 kf7 boosts
#563
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Players and Times Databases for 2016
March 02, 2016, 12:13:38 AM
Quote from: Boss on March 01, 2016, 05:48:58 PM
I got all those 46s untied btw 

He never said otherwise. He said they got the 0:46's while they were WR's, not that they untied them.
#564
FFA / Re: Mate where's the...?
February 23, 2016, 10:49:27 PM
That mod exposure is real good.
#565
FFA / Re: *** Most Irrel Poster of 2016 Award ***
February 23, 2016, 10:44:24 PM
Indeed, some will suggest that presenting an annual award in February may be a tad premature...

...but it would take a genius to dethrone Quake. A genius I tells you!
#566
FFA / Re: Corruption
February 20, 2016, 06:29:39 PM
#567
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
February 18, 2016, 09:14:09 PM
#568
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
February 18, 2016, 08:01:08 PM
Wait what? (hard to check stuff often cause at work) There is no 1:11?
#569
FFA / Re: Official term for "Wageslave"
February 18, 2016, 06:46:50 PM
mugwump
ˈmʌɡwʌmp/
nounNORTH AMERICAN
a person who remains simultaneously muggy and wumpy, especially concerning party politics.

Use: You fucking mugwump. Go mugwump someplace else you fucky little mugwump cunt.
#570
General Chat / Re: *** Elite Poll Of The Week #2 ***
February 18, 2016, 06:43:58 PM
Auto, I don't give a fuck about driving and it's not 'fun' for me. I'd rather pay as little attention to this tedious exercise as possible.
#571
General Chat / Re: Elite Aesthetics Invitational
February 18, 2016, 12:47:58 AM
Quote from: Quakeulf on February 17, 2016, 08:12:35 AM
90 pushups in one go is coming! :3c

I started going to the gym three days a week from January to build mussel. I am skinny as fuck and I need to bulk up and get bigger arms to look and feel more like a man. So far I have only been gaining strength, but my arms remain just as skinny. It does look really odd when I am at the gym though because my skinny arms look so disproportionate to what I am lifting and doing. Maybe I am a humant...

Post vid.
#572
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
February 18, 2016, 12:12:40 AM
I've never been more proud of ANYONE than I am right now of austin. Where the WR post bro?
#573
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
February 17, 2016, 11:44:05 PM
Congrats AUSTIN! OMFG can't you did it lol nice job man all the hard work finally paid off :)
#574
FFA / Re: Who is the bigger joke
February 15, 2016, 05:36:02 PM
Please try not to quote marc. I have him on ignore. If you quote him I'll have to put you on ignore too.
#575
FFA / Re: Who is the bigger joke
February 15, 2016, 02:30:13 AM
Sorry, you're not a big enough joke to be in the same league.
#576
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
February 14, 2016, 10:53:48 PM
Congrats Eise.

Congrats Sam.
#577
FFA / Who is the bigger joke
February 14, 2016, 10:29:59 PM
Mentally challenged pensioner vs Beta bitch admin
#578
FFA / Re: So I saw this when I checked my YouTube channel today...
February 14, 2016, 03:24:39 AM
Lol
#579
FFA / Re: So I saw this when I checked my YouTube channel today...
February 13, 2016, 09:43:38 PM
Quote from: PoonSlayer69 on February 13, 2016, 09:34:41 PM
jesus fucking christ i hate this place

You're so fucking dumb. It's ONE person being a complete asshat and you say you hate this 'place'. WTF! It has nothing to do with this place, it's one fucking person!
#580
FFA / Re: *** AceCorp Statement On Banning Marc From The Elite ***
February 13, 2016, 01:46:44 AM
Ace's statement was a little vague but I don't think anyone had the idea of a ban from the wr page.
#581
FFA / Re: *** AceCorp Statement On Banning Marc From The Elite ***
February 13, 2016, 01:00:58 AM
As someone who copped a lot of the crap, I endorse.
#582
FFA / Re: So I saw this when I checked my YouTube channel today...
February 12, 2016, 04:07:14 AM
#583
FFA / Re: To Rachel, my love of 4 years
February 11, 2016, 11:07:59 PM
do tell
#584
General Chat / Re: Karl's REGEN topic
February 11, 2016, 08:12:29 AM
Well learning to read fluent enough to learn complex pieces will take years. These days with synthesia it's way easier just to spend that time to learn the actual songs.

i.e moonlight sonata 3rd movement https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WolqGAgiolM is pretty easy to learn using this. It would take 1000 times longer to learn to read well enough to match the same memorisation pace.
#585
Other Games / Re: Weekly Trivia Results
February 10, 2016, 06:50:41 PM
#586
General Chat / Re: Karl's REGEN topic
February 10, 2016, 05:26:32 AM
Thanks :)

The carpet is not as thick as you'd think. Normal carpet has underlay underneath to make it soft and springy. This is just the top layer of carpet put directly only concrete so there is no cushion but it's soft enough to make using the ground comfortable.
#587
Other Games / Re: The Lumosity Thread
February 08, 2016, 06:35:36 PM
Quote from: The Witness on February 08, 2016, 02:05:36 AM
Not saying that they are inherently bad, but I would recommend puzzle games / games which make you think by better designers.

I would recommend playing social puzzle games like chess because they do exactly the same thing (perhaps even better) for your brain but they also allow you to connect with other people while doing it (knobbing two birds with one connie).

When I was younger I totally loved the Myst series and Zork: Nemesis.
#588
FFA / Re: Ask Rachel Anything
February 07, 2016, 08:41:58 PM
Wtf has it really been 3 years since this topic was used? Time is going way too fast.
#589
FFA / Re: To Rachel, my love of 4 years
February 07, 2016, 08:37:28 PM
It's valentines day soon will Jim propose?
#590
General Chat / Re: Ethernet Cable
February 07, 2016, 08:24:10 PM
Quote from: Oh Boy, time for another Spec-Tier, 0/10 Board Name! on August 30, 2015, 05:53:07 PM
Have you tried powering off the internet molden, waiting 10 seconds, and turning it on again?

Lol just saw this.
#591
General Chat / Karl's REGEN topic
February 07, 2016, 06:10:19 PM
In this topic I will be posting videos of my REgenerate activities to inspire those who are currently less than generate but aspire to become more generate.

To start off I will post a house tour I made of the townhouse I recently bought. I will post more vids later on other regenerate stuff I do.

Hope you enjoy/get some ideas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghTOIxD-fo8
#592
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** What will be the LAST GoldenEye untied to happen? ***
February 05, 2016, 02:16:55 AM
OMG you guys can't go 2 posts without causing drama.

Just delete this entire topic  :kappa:

Spoiler
:kappa:
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#593
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
February 01, 2016, 08:29:15 AM
Thanks very much to dsx for uploading my depot 24. Sorry i forgot about it. Kept reminding myseld to do it.
#594
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
January 28, 2016, 03:41:17 AM
Okie dokie :)
#595
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
January 28, 2016, 03:37:18 AM
What's your point? It's says they should strive, it doesn't say it's required. Come on guys, your comprehension skills can't be that bad.
#596
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
January 28, 2016, 03:02:55 AM
Webcam is fine. Captured video is only required for significant times. What you going on about?
#597
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** ATTN: All mates who stream without mic ***
January 24, 2016, 05:40:35 PM
I use the snowball and c920.
#598
GoldenEye 007 / Re: G-Day 2.0 - Saturday, January 23rd, 2016 (GET HYPE!)
January 23, 2016, 07:18:52 PM
So which WR's were streamed?
#599
General Chat / Re: *** The Elite 2015 - HIGHS AND LOWS ***
January 17, 2016, 08:13:05 PM
High:

Battling with Boss for WR's on MBR

Low:

Getting bopped by Boss on MBR  :kappa:
#600
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
January 17, 2016, 04:48:31 AM
Quote from: sakuya on January 16, 2016, 03:36:36 AM
15shot why 103 (。-_-。)


Not sure why no one mentioned this but your lookdown was terrible throughout the entire run. You need to look down a lot more. Even when you trying to look down in that run it was only half lookdown so you were still losing more frames than necessary. At the start you waiting way to long to look down, then you looked up way to early before the guard, then you waiting way to long and didn't look down enough after the guard, then you could have looked down more at the end. even with the sloppy turns and bad console that could have been 1:02.
#601
General Chat / Re: **Proof Sources: What Do YOU Think?**
January 13, 2016, 06:52:40 PM
I don't believe it should be the-elite.net's responsibility to babysit player videos. You mention our current system leaves videos vulnerable however I haven't heard of someone who both stores a video locally AND has it available online that has lost both. I'm pretty sure all streaming software has the ability to stream and locally record at the same time so there should be no reason not to have 2 copies.

I wouldn't agree that Jimbo's 16 is the same, reason being that is was achieved at a meet with witnesses. I would compare Jim's 16 to an Olympic record that was set without being recorded/aired on TV however is still recognised. The reason old OR's apply is because they were achieved in front of officials etc who verified the time. But 99.99% of times on the elite are achieved without witness so it's a different story.

Addendum: Older times are grandfathered. No one these days relies on file storage for hosting videos anymore so the example you gave is kind of out of date.
#602
General Chat / Re: **Proof Sources: What Do YOU Think?**
January 13, 2016, 06:21:40 PM
If you look at the history of videos that have been found to be fake, they are almost always found out after the video has been out for a while. Therefore videos should always remain up so that they can be scrutinized every now and again. If the video disappears the time should be removed.

I.e Hennings videos were up for a couple of years before being discovered as fake. If they had been removed after 1 year no one would EVER know they were fake and they would still be on the ranks. Just because a video has been viewed does not mean no cheating/editing was used.

I think any video format should be acceptable as long as it's available. But the moment it becomes unavailable the time should be removed.
#603
FFA / Re: TFW
January 11, 2016, 06:39:55 PM
Quote from: The man who trolled and lost everything on January 11, 2016, 12:19:17 PM
TFW you stop streaming and turn on the porn, then get a DM saying "your stream is still on mate..."

This is a legitimate concern for me and I've actually had nightmares about it. It's probs a concern for everyone though right? Cause I mean.. who just 'watches' porn you know what I'm saying?  :-\
#604
FFA / Re: Rice Purity Test
January 10, 2016, 06:09:25 PM
21.
#605
FFA / Re: ATTN: Luke
September 30, 2015, 12:25:20 PM
Thanks for not reciprocating my aggressive attitude.

It doesn't matter how crazy someone is I would never be entertained or find it funny when one of my friends is abused. That entire concept is fucked up to me. No matter how anyone cuts it, I think it's pathetic and I wouldn't associate with people like that. I don't care how harmless anyone thinks it is, I would never stand for it and I wouldn't give anyone who thinks that way my respect.

It's definitely not hate though. The intention of users here is not a negative one. They just don't understand how things affect people. Like do you, or other people realise that this DID affect Luke? Everyone here is so fucking high and mighty saying they aren't affected by things. Good for YOU. But people here need a reality check. Because people DO get affected and no one gives a shit. To summarise.. Luke DID get affected in a negative way by Marc's fucked up abusive posts. How do people respond? By laughing about it, saying how entertaining it is, joking around. The topic should have been deleted and Marc banned, plain and simple. This is a reminder of how truly unhealthy this community is, in my opinion at least.

I will say with no hesitation most people here are not nice people. My standards for someone being nice will be different to yours though I'm sure. I also think whether or not people care is more based on how they act rather than how they feel. People here may feel like they care for others but as we see when it comes down to shit like this they will act like they couldn't care less if people around here have to deal with this. It's moments like this you know if someone is nice or not.

You can say all you want about how crazy Marc is but he's one of the best GE players ever. All of the top GE will respect Marc on some level because of the impact he's had on the game, and this is especially true for someone like Luke who has devoted a lot of time to the game and I guarantee has at some time looked up to Marc a lot. Therefore it is completely naturally for someone to be upset about the way Marc is acting, especially if it's directed towards them.

Anyways, I could keep going on but just remember. A top player and a nice guy is abused on these boards and most people think it's a fucking joke. Which is why, hopefully, this is my last post.
#606
FFA / Re: ATTN: Luke
September 30, 2015, 10:05:29 AM
Quote from: Carathorn on September 30, 2015, 04:10:20 AM
I don't expect anyone to do so and neither should Luke because it's an Internet forum.

I've been on a lot of internet forums and none would let someone post things as fucked up as Marc does against other users. This has nothing to do with the fact that it's an internet forum because there are A LOT of very nice, very friendly environments that would ban the likes of Marc in a second. The fact that you don't care that people are allowed to abuse other players in such a way doesn't mean it should be tolerated, it just speaks to your standards of what you think a forum should be.. which is obviously insanely low.
#607
FFA / Re: ATTN: Luke
September 30, 2015, 10:01:06 AM
I was not planning to respond again. But Shadow, seriously, wtf.

You seem like you want to be smart, but you consistently display a complete lack of comprehension skills. I'm replying to you in a sincere attempt to get you to start thinking more about the arguments you try to present.

QuoteUh, so because people don't "stand up" (i.e., rise to the bait) at what isn't even a remotely subtle trolling attempt, they all hate Luke?

They all hate Luke? Come on man where the hell did this come from? Absolutely no where did I ever say anyone hated luke. I said they weren't his friends and they don't really care about him. This one single completely messed up sentence should really trouble you. You pluck shit out of thin air. But aside from that insane leap you just made, 'standing up' doesn't mean rise to the bait. It means the mods delete the topics and posts. The mods/admin ban his account because it's so blatantly fucked up how he posts. I can't think of another community that so willingly lets someone posts this shit against other users.

QuoteI don't recall you sticking up for me when Marc attacked me

Two things. 1. I don't like you and I don't want to be your friend. You consistently put words in my mouth (as pointed out) which would make anyone dislike you. Though I detest when Marc or anyone posts such hateful and harmful messages towards anyone and I've always said I wanted him banned. and 2. I don't think anyone on this board has been more vocal about banning and getting rid of Marc's shit. So don't come back at me and say I don't stand up to this shit, which is so far from the truth.

I don't make this post just for the sake of being aggressive. But I know that you don't WANT to be putting words in people's mouths or making false assumptions. I love arguments if points are made with at least a moderate level of comprehension and thought. But if you throw around nonsense it's really upsetting to me.
#608
FFA / ATTN: Luke
September 30, 2015, 12:34:46 AM
As confirmed by poll and posts, this group of people is toxic as fuck. 60% of you think it's 'funny' and 'entertaining' to see a top playing who works hard in this community to be publicly bashed. You're fucking pathetic.

Anyways, I'm out. Bye, I'll come back if this place is cleaned up.

Btw, I have a serious message for you Luke...

Luke, you are a great guy. Nice, smart, have a lot of talent. I know this not just from online communication but also when I met you. This is why it's important for me to say this.

Read the posts in Marc's topic, read the posts in the poll topic, count how many people stand up for you when you are publicly abused. NONE. Why? Because these people are NOT YOUR FRIENDS. They do not give a fuck about you. In fact as we see they think it's 'entertaining' when someone attacks you. Seriously man listen to what I'm saying, they are not nice people.

Do not judge your friends by how pleasant you think they are when you are chilling around in mumble or whatever. Judge your friends by how they stick up for you when you need it. Judge them by how they care about you when you are feeling like shit. The people you chat with on twitch and these boards and the guys that you met up with at AGDQ you might think are decent people because they are fun to hang with (sometimes). But these are the same people who bust out the popcorn memes and say shit like 'This is great, the boards have been dull lately' when Marc starts attacking you. You really want to be around the kinds of people that treat you like this?

It is because I respect you and think you are capable of a lot that I say you need to MOVE ON. Stop wasting time on 64 and hanging around these pathetic losers and start communicating with more decent people. I think in 5 years you may look back and regret the time that you spend here. You love music so buy a piano and start playing that. Or start a hobby where there are friendlier and more decent human beings.

I'm 100% serious and I hope deeply you consider what I'm saying.
#609
FFA / Re: How should this community respond to Marc's abusive topics/posts
September 30, 2015, 12:33:24 AM
..
#610
FFA / Re: How should this community respond to Marc's abusive topics/posts
September 29, 2015, 11:49:01 AM
Sorry I don't want to argue or anything.
#611
FFA / Re: How should this community respond to Marc's abusive topics/posts
September 29, 2015, 11:38:26 AM
Edit: Not going to voice my opinion.
#612
FFA / How should this community respond to Marc's abusive topics/posts
September 29, 2015, 11:26:22 AM
Marc's most recent topic is abusing and attacking Luke and the newer crowd.
#613
FFA / Re: What's up with all the irrel activity in The Elite?
September 29, 2015, 11:07:59 AM
Quote from: Dark Inkosi on September 29, 2015, 10:32:23 AM
Hey K.., i can see you have slowly recovered from the last time we spoke when you were angry about being "abused", and started posting on the boards again. I and others are still laughing hard at how hard i owned you last time and made you upset, cry, complain about being abused and leave the boards. You have no understanding of Life whatsoever, and will still need a lot of Life experiences to have it, like i do, and you have very low self-esteem. You better shut the fuck up this time, or i am going to demolish your fucking PALE, PASTY, PUSSY POPULIST ass. You're a fucking PPPP. LOL.

I enjoyed reading this, have you got more?
#614
FFA / Re: What's up with all the irrel activity in The Elite?
September 29, 2015, 09:55:28 AM
Read 'The Present' guys and you too can post abusive topics like this!
#615
Other Games / Re: Super Mario 64
September 25, 2015, 01:22:31 AM
#616
FFA / Re: ATTN: Karl
September 24, 2015, 01:39:58 AM
Phil's mum must have texted Luke.

It's alright Luke the cat was gonna come out of the bag sooner or later anyways.
#617
GoldenEye 007 / Re: $$$ OFFICIAL GE INCENTIVES 2015 $$$
September 24, 2015, 01:37:47 AM
Quote from: Fork Out A Silo 100 Mate on September 20, 2015, 01:52:18 AM
$100 USD

GE Agent (any%) Enemy Rockets sub 22.

Yeah right bro. Do you even ER?
#618
FFA / Re: Bumper Breakdown
September 23, 2015, 11:19:01 PM
You're right, I fixed it. I can understand why that would leave such a SALTY taste in your mouth.

Any chance for a rescore?

Also, does anyone else find it a coincidence that after I made this topic a new member joined who loves to bump old topics? Seems like I'm not the only attention whore here.
#619
FFA / Re: Bumper Breakdown
September 23, 2015, 09:54:20 PM
Not enough love for this topic. I spent a good half an hour at work writing this.
#620
FFA / Re: ATTN: Karl
September 20, 2015, 10:57:07 AM
Nope. I'm a long way away from Singapore.
#621
GoldenEye 007 / Re: August 2015 Proof Call
September 17, 2015, 11:23:00 PM
Come on guys can we please ease the attitude a little bit with HLW?

The reply was witty and not that bad. I mean I really enjoyed it in the PD proof call, and then when I read it in the GE proof call I was pleasantly suprised because I didnt expect it to be in both topics. I was like, wow this is such a refreshing double hit of wit. Kind of like a double espresso hit in the morning after a late night.
#622
FFA / Bumper Breakdown
September 17, 2015, 11:11:23 PM
Jushua 'Bump yo' face' Nash - Comes from left field to bump the 'removal of 60+ point times' topic. Seriously, no one could have predicted that.. and to tell you the truth, we resent being singled out for blame. What about him? No one knows really. He flies under the radar mostly, but when he wants to make a name for himself he knows how and when to strike.

Ilari 'Old bumps die hard' Pekkala - Carved out how own unique style of bump. Usually doesn't make sense, but that's what makes his bumps so lovable. It's hard to pull off an Illu style bump (mainly because most people, even without trying, tend to make coherent points). Recently bumped the 'ultimate truth' topic. A questionable decision for sure which may have large repercussions to his social status within the community.

Howling 'I just don't give a bump' LoneWolf - While not a bump purist, a creatanewsorous is definitely a close relative of the bumposoursus so should be given a mention here. He's making a name for himself on the boards and is pulling no punches. Breathing fresh new life into a stagnant community is what this guy does best. Hell, 95% of board users did not realise that the difference between a glitch and a sequence break was such an interesting question until he shone some much needed light on the subject. Definitely an MVP of the new topics league who should be one to watch as the months progress.

Ryan 'A bump for a bump' White - In a desperate attempt to keep his suppressed satanic urges at bay he recently started a slew of bumps to dethrone the 'satan' topic from the top of the topic list. What this bump fest a success? Of course not. Bumping topics is too damn easy right now and until we have laws in every state forbidding the bumping of topics without a background medical check the 'satan' topic is here to stay. The attitude of 'I'm going to buy a bump to protect myself from your bump' will only cause a downward sprial of bump destruction where ultimately.. no one wins. When the dust settles I hope Goose learns a valuable lesson: Two bumps don't make a right.

K.. 'Best eliter ever, hands down, no contest' J.. - What can be said about K.. that hasn't already been said? Handsome, sexy, smart, valuable, great smelling, pertinent, a positive influence, are just some examples :'( A protector of the innocent and slayer of the dragons that so naively respond to trolls in such a polite and respectful manner. A true attention whore, he bumps only for the sake of forcing people to remember he exists by reading replies to old topics out of curiosity. Always disappointing because he can't live up to everyone's unrealistic expectations, he waits patiently for the perfect bump. The bump to end all bumps. His narcissistic tendencies are regularly so acute that he often bumps 'himself' out of the communities' favour.
#623
FFA / Re: rubberbands 2014
September 17, 2015, 10:24:02 PM
Hey guys, remember when this troll posted this? The account was active for 6 days and he never logged in again.

Now I know what you're thinking.. KARL he was an obvious TROLL who just created an account to fuck with the dumb people here who are too stupid to know the difference. But NO I have to disrespectfully disagree with you, you idiot!

This guy was LEGIT. A smart, honest, wise, decent man who wanted to be a part of this community. But I SCARED HIM OFF. I abused him and BECAUSE OF ME he is gone forever. What otherwise would have been an amazing new member of the elite is now a distant memory. A scar on an otherwise flawless face of the-elite.net.

I just want to say I'M SORRY. I'M FUCKING SORRY.
#624
FFA / Re: LUKE vs DSX 100% NOW, tell everyone
September 16, 2015, 07:15:40 PM
Who is win?
#625
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *New (Irrel) RTA Category Ideas Topic*
September 16, 2015, 07:14:13 PM
Hunting knife? You sadistic f**k.

Spoiler
:kappa:
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#626
FFA / Re: The how many/much thread
September 15, 2015, 10:43:37 PM
How much dread could fred have said his head fed while he fled steadily after his beheaded ted bled red instead of shedding imbedded stuffing?
#627
FFA / The how many/much thread
September 15, 2015, 10:22:04 PM
How many bunkers of bunks could a debunker debunk if a debunker could debunk a bunker of bunks?
#628
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *New (Irrel) RTA Category Ideas Topic*
September 15, 2015, 09:47:51 PM
Quote from: Overrated on September 15, 2015, 09:44:58 PM
Quote from: Alec McDonald on September 15, 2015, 08:51:39 PM

Damn, was really hoping for a number on runway's spawn guards instead.  :nesquik:  :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik:

Runway spawn guards are infinite.

Note quite infinite though as at some point the electronics in the cart/64 will decay to the point where they no longer work.
#629
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *New (Irrel) RTA Category Ideas Topic*
September 15, 2015, 09:44:58 PM
Quote from: Alec McDonald on September 15, 2015, 08:51:39 PM

Damn, was really hoping for a number on runway's spawn guards instead.  :nesquik:  :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik:

Runway spawn guards are infinite.
#630
FFA / Re: Post Your Paid-Off Expensive Possessions Here!
September 15, 2015, 08:23:41 PM
Steve Barrett

Jim Barrett

Jim Morrisons

Jim Morrison

This is the end.
#631
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *New (Irrel) RTA Category Ideas Topic*
September 15, 2015, 08:10:09 PM
Spawn guards eventually run out so you can kill all guards.

Here are the totals where the spawn guards will stop coming.

Fac: 22667
s1: 17255
Bunk 1: 17255
s2: 34255
bunk2: 17255
stat: 12667
street: 22667
dep: 17255
jung: 8667
cont: 6555
cav: 13667
crad: 18255
azt: 42255
eg: 15667

So you can wait until you hit that total and the guards stop coming, then you can finish the level.

I did a prelim run of fac, took a while though. Uploading the vid now will link in 3 weeks when it finishes uploading to youtube.



#632
GoldenEye 007 / Re: To Mods: Removal of 60+ point times with no vids
September 15, 2015, 07:41:20 PM
2/10 bump
#633
Perfect Dark / Re: Perfect Dark Challenges
September 09, 2015, 11:00:10 PM
With challenge 20 that is not the strat I used. I used a strat where I put the sim on hold up where the top shield is. And then I stood on the ramp just above the hole that leads to the area that you were using. The sim will then either come up the hole or come from the side or from the lift. Just have to get lucky with where the sim spawns.
#634
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New-Generation 100% RTA Action
September 09, 2015, 09:45:33 PM
This is good. More activity in this area is good for our public image.
#635
FFA / Re: Hey guys! New man here from Quito
September 09, 2015, 07:24:39 PM
he is a new man
#636
FFA / Re: Hey guys! New man here from Quito
September 07, 2015, 09:26:19 PM
Yeah it's like a taiwanese jbcolumbia knock off.

Not too funny but I must admit I thoroughly enjoyed the hentai references. They were GREAT. Keep that gag and use it for a future (better) attempt.
#637
FFA / Re: The personal computer bragging topic.
September 07, 2015, 05:07:05 AM
#638
General Chat / Re: Rocket League
September 04, 2015, 05:29:53 AM
rocket league is at MLG now so there will be top tier vods available to check out.
#639
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
September 04, 2015, 04:49:02 AM
Justin is the best 64 player on the planet.
#640
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
September 04, 2015, 01:19:35 AM
Dear Justin,

Congrats.

-K..
#641
GoldenEye 007 / Re: If anyone was interested...
September 04, 2015, 01:09:04 AM
Apparently these services are already being offered  :pimp:

http://www.wizardsofwiki.com/hire-a-wikipedia-writer.htm
#642
GoldenEye 007 / Re: If anyone was interested...
September 03, 2015, 11:15:53 PM
Quote from: Heaven can't help me now, nothing lasts forever... on September 03, 2015, 10:18:23 PM
anyone can update their own.

Anyone can  update anyone else's too.
#643
GoldenEye 007 / Re: If anyone was interested...
September 03, 2015, 09:58:03 PM
*hijacks topic*

Yeah mine needs updating too. I no longer practice taekwondo. come on everyone knows that.
#644
Perfect Dark / Re: Post A/SA/PA/100% Single Segment Speedruns HERE
September 01, 2015, 04:39:45 AM
any% 28:41

vid coming soonish.
#645
Perfect Dark / Re: Post A/SA/PA/100% Single Segment Speedruns HERE
August 30, 2015, 06:29:59 AM
any % 29:21

going for lowzerz
#646
FFA / Re: Vote to remove Golden Girls board section
August 29, 2015, 01:44:51 AM
My reply was too aggressive. After thinking about it I would rather have replied something like this...

"Please don't lump the entire elite into a little box because you're upset with Goose.

God you're unpleasant."
#647
FFA / Re: Abandon Ship Post Compensation Topic
August 28, 2015, 09:53:03 PM
Quote from: Ez Money Bakery on August 28, 2015, 10:03:11 AM
Axel, do you have a car? If so, what brand/model?

I'm really curious to see where this line of questioning goes.
#648
General Chat / Re: Rocket League
August 28, 2015, 09:50:40 PM
Goose has read so much of the Cowen Hames wiki page that now his writing style has been heavily influenced.
#649
FFA / Re: Vote to merge Abandon Ship and Free For All
August 28, 2015, 09:45:43 PM
Someone ban this bitch.
#650
FFA / Re: Vote to remove Golden Girls board section
August 28, 2015, 09:42:15 PM
Fuck you. Lumping the entire elite into a little box like that just because you have a salty cunt about Goose or whomever.

God you're unpleasant.
#651
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Potential Faster Bunker 1 00 Agent Strategy
August 26, 2015, 10:18:57 PM
#652
FFA / Re: Vote to change the name of this forum section
August 26, 2015, 09:57:47 PM
add a NSFW tag and we all cool.
#653
FFA / Re: Vote to change the name of this forum section
August 26, 2015, 09:54:22 PM
Also like the description should be facetious...

like... 'High class posts from high class men.'
#654
FFA / Re: Vote to change the name of this forum section
August 26, 2015, 09:52:36 PM
Should be an 'other' option. Make it fucking LEGIT like 'The Gentlemen's Club'. Yeah something fucking LEGIT like that.

So I vote - 'The Gentlemen's Club'
#655
FFA / Re: Vote to merge Abandon Ship and Free For All
August 26, 2015, 09:46:26 PM
yeah and ffs change the board description to something that doesn't scream "this board is a piece of shit"
#656
FFA / Re: Hello!
August 26, 2015, 03:18:25 AM
One of the best troll accounts ever. Great pic and quote.

Not quite on the level of mh370 acct though.
#657
FFA / Re: Vote to merge Abandon Ship and Free For All
August 26, 2015, 01:45:08 AM
My vote to get more votes got more votes than this actual vote.
#658
FFA / Vote to have more votes
August 25, 2015, 01:36:13 AM
Should we have more votes?
#659
FFA / Re: Sega CD Ecco the Dolphin OST appreciation thread
August 23, 2015, 01:08:34 AM
This is pretty amazing.
#660
GoldenEye 007 / Re: What was the most RELEVANT year in the past decade?
August 20, 2015, 03:20:21 AM
Any year i was active.
#661
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
August 19, 2015, 02:07:08 AM
Congrats nick :)

Congrats daniel!
#662
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
August 18, 2015, 03:11:06 AM
Daniel that control run was amazing up until the glass. If I didn't know any better I'd say it was possible 3:55 pace. Not sure how much time the glass/nat lost though.

Obviously the end was fucked but anyone is always rolling the dice if they don't kill all the guards before the lift.
#663
FFA / Re: Post new Cockfuck and discussion here!
August 18, 2015, 02:10:10 AM
Poo Shit 1:17

Cunt for 2 seconds :( Will keep cock for good random slut.
#664
FFA / Re: Post new Cockfuck and discussion here!
August 18, 2015, 02:07:04 AM
Yes. Before, and since that time no two words have been so humourously combined.
#665
General Chat / Re: Spam in the Google search rankings when searching "goldeneye speedruns"
August 17, 2015, 10:32:39 PM
Stendra!

STENDRA!!

STENDRA!!!!!

#666
General Chat / Re: The weirdest thing happened...
August 17, 2015, 10:15:37 PM
How old is the computer. If it was a display computer maybe some customers used it to browse the net before it was sold. Now for some reason they appeared, could be the drugs.
#667
FFA / Post new Cockfuck and discussion here!
August 17, 2015, 08:50:08 AM
Shit Fuck 0:43

Pretty decent but cunt for half a second or so.
#668
GoldenEye 007 / Re: I've been waiting 5 years...
August 16, 2015, 11:59:09 PM
#worthit
#669
General Chat / Re: List The Following In Order Of Critical Acclaim!
August 14, 2015, 11:29:43 PM
lol good one
#670
General Chat / Re: List The Following In Order Of Critical Acclaim!
August 14, 2015, 09:29:31 PM
My cock should be on this list.
#671
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
August 14, 2015, 09:26:03 PM
I doesn't matter if you know where the ladder is you'll still get stuck a lot. Seriously every good player gets stuck. It's like, almost more likely that you'll get stuck than getting a smooth exit. When you get a smooth exit it's like CLUTCH. Seriously, CLUTCH. You're like YEAH I'm CLUTCH if you ever get down the ladder cleanly.

This isn't because every top player doesn't know where the ladder is.
#672
FFA / Re: Best chocolate bar?
August 14, 2015, 09:23:52 PM
yea so wat
#673
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
August 14, 2015, 07:40:53 AM
Everyone gets stuck, even the best, however the stuck should only be like .1  or .2 max. You have to keep doing full strafe and making sure you get down the ladder.

From the vid it seems that you just assume you're not going to get stuck and you let go of full strafe. Don't do that. Keep strafing (and wiggle the stick) to make sure you get through.

Edit: I have stucks on my 34 and 35 (00A), shouldn't be a big deal at all if you're mentally ready for the stuck (which you should always be).
#674
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
August 14, 2015, 07:14:17 AM
I wasn't totally convinced it was 34 based on the very slow hut entry.
#675
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
August 14, 2015, 03:29:04 AM
Nice Luke I hope you get 1:55
#676
FFA / Re: Best chocolate bar?
August 14, 2015, 03:26:40 AM
who dis
#677
Perfect Dark / Re: ATTN: Karl Jobst (important)
August 14, 2015, 03:19:40 AM
This topic is the most viewed topic after all of the 'post new X here' topics. What the hell lol.
#678
Other Games / Re: $1000 bounty to reproduce mario 64 "upwarp" glitch
August 14, 2015, 12:10:09 AM
I reproduced with urmum.
#679
Perfect Dark / Re: Perfect Dark Challenges
August 13, 2015, 10:21:40 PM
The rule is, you pause before the finish then you add a second. SRT's challenge 28 is 42 seconds. If he wants to make his own rules that's cool but it's not official at all. It doesn't matter how close you think you paused before the end. you're just assuming it was a low 41 which absolutely no evidence.

The rule is simple. If you want to do what Icy said though and start a new file every time that's also acceptable  :kappa:

Spoiler
Don't pause .1 before the end. Pause 1 second before the end.
[close]
#680
FFA / Re: let me show u how proud i m 2 be urs
August 13, 2015, 10:11:51 PM
Well that sounded bad. I mean the msg has way good intentions and all that jazz I just meant it's not rel if we're just thinking about banging her. Which you all were. So shame on you.

SHAME ON YOU.
#681
FFA / Re: let me show u how proud i m 2 be urs
August 13, 2015, 10:10:30 PM
The message from this girl is only rel is she lives in the same city/state and she's willing to go to the effort of coming to your place to hang.
#682
FFA / Re: let me show u how proud i m 2 be urs
August 13, 2015, 06:32:01 PM
The odds of this chick being decent is 17,546 to 1.

In any case, niggaz gotta know how to close.
#683
Perfect Dark / Re: Perfect Dark Challenges
August 12, 2015, 10:35:48 PM
I got 2:20 or something challenge 20. And 1:31 challenge 13. And 2:35 challenge 30. Vids were once on the net.
#684
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
August 11, 2015, 09:23:50 AM
You turn to the end after killing Trev was really bad. Probably lost a good couple of tenths there. A lot of your turns were conservative as previously mentioned. Keep trying, but understand if your turns are not tight you'll lose a few tenths throughout the run and it will be harder.

Trev speed wasn't super insane but the run was probably 34 with tighter turns. Even entering the hut you weren't very tight. When you're doing turns, just keep my mum's vagina in your mind so you know it has to be really tight. Like so tight that no penis possessed by man could pierce it. Basically the penis needs to be grown in the fires of Mount Poon.
#685
FFA / Re: let me show u how proud i m 2 be urs
August 11, 2015, 12:15:59 AM
wood bang
#686
GoldenEye 007 / Re: FrankerFaceZ alert!
August 11, 2015, 12:14:01 AM
Lark is Kral spelt backwards.
#687
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
August 09, 2015, 12:50:44 AM
Congrats luke. 35 sa is pretty cake. Glad you got it. Would love for you to get it on ooa too.
#688
Other Games / Re: Chess, anyone?
July 31, 2015, 05:21:01 AM
took a while but I added you lol. I play 5/5 atm.
#689
GoldenEye 007 / Re: kapap - 24.07.2015
July 24, 2015, 10:28:15 PM
HHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#690
FFA / Re: Jokes thread
July 22, 2015, 04:59:23 AM
A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. When the judges had inspected all of the competing dogs, they remarked about the boy's dog: "He's not that shaggy."

gold
#691
FFA / Re: Jokes thread
July 22, 2015, 04:58:29 AM
#692
FFA / Re: Jokes thread
July 22, 2015, 04:56:57 AM
#693
FFA / Re: Jokes thread
July 22, 2015, 12:41:26 AM
Jimbo
#694
GoldenEye 007 / Re: 101 Most Annoying Things in GoldenEye
July 22, 2015, 12:39:54 AM
48. Being on a really fast run (pb or maybe even wr pace) and so close to the end just have to get through some guards. Crossing fingers so hard (they become a bit white cause of lack of blood but then you realise it's hard to control bond while crossing fingers so you uncross them which also restores blood flow) but damn you get back boost :(
#695
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Tier List
July 20, 2015, 11:57:17 PM
I think having 2 tiers with the word 'fried' in it is too unoriginal. Mix it up by perhaps renaming deep fried with 'kfc' or something like that. Cause everything on the kfc menu is deep fried. Plus it's got no style you know what I'm saying?
#696
GoldenEye 007 / Re: 101 Most Annoying Things in GoldenEye
July 20, 2015, 10:03:43 PM
43. When you are on a really good run and hoping for the perfect RNG but you don't get the luck so you get to the end of the level with PR or maybe even WR pace but because of bad RNG didn't complete all the objectives.
#697
FFA / Re: ATTN: Gus "Dogger" Riolo
July 13, 2015, 01:37:15 AM
I think to be classed as a professional you need to be paid.
#698
General Chat / Re: Mic Suggestions
July 08, 2015, 10:53:20 PM
Room audio shouldn't bleed into a headsit mic as they are designed so that only your voice is picked up and they are usually unidirectional.
#699
General Chat / Re: Mic Suggestions
July 07, 2015, 10:51:40 PM
Also depends how you're going to use it. I got a blue snowball which isn't too expensive and the quality is really good. But when I stream I use a gaming headset with mic because I don't want the game volume coming through the mic (which it would with a room mic like the snowball).
#700
General Chat / Re: Mic Suggestions
July 07, 2015, 09:42:23 PM
What is your definition of not expensive?
#701
General Chat / Re: A Call for Peace
July 07, 2015, 12:59:18 AM
Thanks for the bump I actually didn't realise Fanny responded to my post :)
#702
Perfect Dark / Re: PD Strategy Discussion Topic
July 07, 2015, 12:23:08 AM
I have the feeling losing full speed costs a lot more in PD. The stairs on air base only take half a sec to climb and I think you lose that in full speed. Even if you hit the computer faster (which you will) you're going to lose a few more tenths after that over the next few seconds. The computer is not a good TT to determine if it's faster.

G5 is obviously way better as the stairs  take longer than half a sec to climb and also there is a door you'll need to open so for that time you're not moving anyway.
#703
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
July 02, 2015, 03:30:36 AM
Holy shit nice work sammy.
#704
General Chat / Re: A Call for Peace
June 30, 2015, 02:38:10 AM
In order to have a healthy relationship there needs to be good communicate. When Jon makes the topic trying to communicate about a concern he has we get people posting dumb shit and making a joke out of it. That's why I know for me I'd be way happier not being a part of these message boards (even though I do remain a part of it for reasons mentioned in my post).

If you want to talk about it obviously you can't do it on the boards because of the idiotic posts. Maybe if most people can zone it out and not be affected by it it's fine, but personally it does make me not give a shit about this place.
#705
Other Games / Re: Chess, anyone?
June 29, 2015, 08:56:15 PM
Ok sweet I'll add you tonight. It would be great if you're better than me.
#706
Other Games / Re: Chess, anyone?
June 29, 2015, 08:45:50 PM
what's your elo? I would be willing to add you as a friend on chess.com as that's where I play.
#707
General Chat / Re: A Call for Peace
June 29, 2015, 08:31:04 PM
Sorry I'm not going to respond to the long messages here with my own thoughts about them specifically. I'm just going to give you my perspective and explain my position.

I love playing the games. If I was able to not work and not need to do anything in my life to earn money and make my position in life better for the future I would speedrun all year round. However I have a lot of other goals I want to do that I feel is more important and ultimately leads to a better life. Speedrunning has had a lot of benefits to me in my life. It helped confirm I have talent and and can really compete at something. For other too I'd see that speedrunning can teach discipline, and will also teach that with practice you can get better at something even if it seems incredibly daunting or impossible to begin with.

The problem is that these things (discipline, hard work etc) can also be attained through things that can have more practical use later on. For example playing a musical instrument, working out, learning social skills, basically anything that you can apply at any time and is something that more people will appreciate. I'm not saying that no one shouldn't speedrun and I'm not saying that speedrunning for enjoyment is a bad thing. I'm merely giving you my own priorities so that you can context as to why I act the way I do. I personally think I should be doing other things that will help me more later on in life.

Whenever I'm speedrunning in the back of my mind I know that I'm wasting my time, even if I enjoy it (like watching tv). For several weeks/months of the year I will indulge in speedrunning and I'll really get excited about it. During this period I actively get involved in the community and I am willing to be semi-tolerant (though I'm not really) to the ways people act and the stupid opinions people so boldly state as fact (I cringe whenever I here some people here talk about how relationships work or women in general).

When my excitement for speedrunning drops though I'm far less tolerant and it's hard for me to ignore what I perceive to be really stupid behaviour/communication. So for example right now I'm not speedrunning (trying to get other stuff back on track) and I can't really even be in twitch or get emotionally involved with things on the board because it's just annoying to me. Whenever I make the mistake of talking in twitch I'm usually immediately irritated and start being aggressive. So the mistake for me personally is being involved at all.

It's also very hard for me to just leave the community because I've been here for over 15 years and it has been a big part of my life. Though honestly on a logical level I really think I should have no involvement here at all. Some of the guys here I do enjoy interacting with but on a whole this is toxic for me and counterproductive for what I want to achieve in life. I feel like me and the elite are like a long term married couple that fight all the time. Realistically they should break up but it's hard because of all the history and emotional attachment.

Most guys here have the potential to be great people. Almost all guys here have good hearts and if given the right education could be amazing to interact with. However as we are all aware people in this community tend to be socially inept and also have destructive ideologies. So I don't think anyone really here are bad it's just I think they are uneducated and ignorant of too many things to be a positive influence (i.e people living at home with no job talking about how the world works, single guys talking about what women want).

If you want to have fun with people here go for it, if you expect there to be peace or a healthy environment here think again. Some people here cannot have healthy relationships (which is why they are single, living at home, have no job, have no social life). I don't hate these people I'll just try to stay away because these people have negetive destructive beliefs which is why they have the life that they have.

To some up.. when I'm speedrunning I'll hang out and I won't be too salty. When I'm not speedrunning I'll try to stay away.

Don't take this personally I don't hate anyone here and I'm not saying this with an agenda it's just my position.

EDIT: I will add that I fully appreciate attempts to get peace here and build a healthier community. It is something that I would also love to have. Though this has been my hope for years now and I don't think it will happen. I hope you prove me wrong.
#708
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New PR's Here (and discussion)
June 27, 2015, 11:02:49 PM
Well actually only my last post was troll. The other ones were me making an effort to be a nicer person lol
#709
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New PR's Here (and discussion)
June 27, 2015, 08:58:10 PM
Nice work Ed! It's great to see a new player tearing up the ranks. CI 49 is insane! That was the record only a few days ago so it's really good!

Wow is this a new top 10 player in the future? He reminds me of an early Clem. Keep up the good work I can't wait to see how you progress :)
#710
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
June 27, 2015, 02:57:23 AM
Congrats, these new WR's are really great :)
#711
General Chat / Re: Fantasy League Continuation Poll
June 25, 2015, 07:12:08 PM
Only 7 more PD fantasy leagues until PD records become settled and we can have an actual league instead of a two horse race  :nesquik:
#712
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
June 25, 2015, 07:08:09 PM
wow nice work illu, blown away!

you've fluked ( :kappa:) a couple of insane untieds lately  :nesquik:
#713
General Chat / Re: the Good Meal thread
June 24, 2015, 12:18:17 PM
rip
#714
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
June 19, 2015, 10:30:56 PM
Quote from: Stacking 1s Untieds on June 19, 2015, 10:24:11 PM
either cinema players are bad, or it's overrated :nesquik:

hi
#715
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Site Suggestions [Elite improvements for 2015 - post your ideas!]
June 19, 2015, 10:27:50 PM
How about we make three seperate sub forums. One is for new threads about new wr's. The 2nd thread is where you post when you're confused about which thread relates to which wr.. And the 3rd forum is where you post to sarcasticly joke about the people who are too slow to understand which wr is being talked about in each thread.

Also, I suggest we buy several thousand spoons so that I can personally spoon feed everything to every single lurker who visits these boards.
#716
Perfect Dark / Re: Post your non-pr scores that you want to mention here!!!
June 12, 2015, 03:17:36 AM
What is pause trick and what's a normal camspy.
#717
General Chat / Re: ** GE/PD SUMMER FANTASY LEAGUE 2015 **
June 12, 2015, 03:17:01 AM
I'll keep you on Spec.
#718
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
June 11, 2015, 11:04:49 PM
Congrats Goose. Proud of you man.
#719
General Chat / Re: Troll Chronicles: League Edition
June 09, 2015, 11:29:55 PM
I really enjoyed this. Nice work Phil.
#720
FFA / Re: [removed]
June 09, 2015, 05:32:54 AM
I hope everyone is able to resolve their differences soon. I think there is potential for you guys to get along.
#721
FFA / Re: [removed]
June 09, 2015, 05:30:42 AM
Ace you have been a cunt lately as well.

Not sure what shit you're going through atm to make you so salty about everything but I hope it gets better soon.

I agree lines have been crossed. Personal attacks are just fucking pathetic in my eyes.
#722
Perfect Dark / Re: likelyhood of WR'ing?
June 09, 2015, 01:55:59 AM
Villa agent isn't tilting at all so I'll probably never get the wr :(
#723
General Chat / Re: ** GE/PD SUMMER FANTASY LEAGUE 2015 **
June 09, 2015, 01:02:05 AM
Quote from: Stoxenbawns on June 09, 2015, 12:47:09 AM
Quote from: SgtRaven on June 08, 2015, 10:40:35 AM
I am glad I am added now. I started playing and PRing and when I found out the points wouldn't count yet I thought it was pretty stupid. I will start playing now that I am officially added. I have some key times that shouldn't be too terrible for me.

It's not "pretty stupid". It's to prevent people dropping and adding players all over the place which would make points incredibly difficult to track.

Eric you misunderstand what Dan was saying. I believe he meant that it was stupid for him to play before he was added. Not that it was stupid that he wasn't added immediately.
#724
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
June 07, 2015, 06:07:15 AM
ab pag 203
#725
General Chat / Re: ** GE/PD SUMMER FANTASY LEAGUE 2015 **
June 04, 2015, 02:38:40 AM
Please change Air Base 2:03 to Tier 1. I played it for an hour last night and couldn't get it. It's really hard, definitely Tier 1.
#726
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
June 03, 2015, 07:26:18 PM
af1 ag 53
af1 spag 119
af1 pag 126

ab ag 114
ab spag 142
#727
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
June 02, 2015, 11:59:17 PM
If you want to do a comparison, compare the time it takes to go in and out of the first hut between some runs.
#728
General Chat / Re: ** GE/PD SUMMER FANTASY LEAGUE 2015 **
June 01, 2015, 03:40:53 AM
Dropping norgren. Picking up edeen.
#729
General Chat / Re: ** GE/PD SUMMER FANTASY LEAGUE 2015 **
May 28, 2015, 01:33:18 AM
I can't make that timeslot but I can communicate via FB. I'll be at work.
#730
General Chat / Re: ** GE/PD SUMMER FANTASY LEAGUE 2015 **
May 28, 2015, 12:26:30 AM
Hey I was only OP if it was a PD only league. If it's pd/ge then who knows, I just don't think pd will get a huge amount of action.

I will be a captain but only if i can be on my team.

If that's cool then my team shall be known as Team Overrated (not even tier 1).
#731
General Chat / Re: ** GE/PD SUMMER FANTASY LEAGUE 2015 **
May 27, 2015, 02:22:18 AM
The only reason I'm not going to be a manager is because if I'm not on my own team I'll be upset.
#732
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
May 26, 2015, 03:49:37 AM
Quote from: Vicar of the Speedrun Realm on May 26, 2015, 03:35:48 AM
me saying 42 is insane and surprisingly possible was a clear attempt to troll Clemens.  Get with it.

rekt
#733
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
May 26, 2015, 02:20:21 AM
Nice work boss :)
#734
General Chat / Re: ***Combined GE/PD League or PD League?***
May 26, 2015, 12:42:05 AM
The last league was great and no money was involved. The vote has been done let's get this happening.

How about we get the team captains organised and set a date for the draft.
#735
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
May 23, 2015, 03:52:53 AM
def sa 20, 19
#736
General Chat / Re: ***Combined GE/PD League or PD League?***
May 22, 2015, 12:50:02 PM
Spoiler
If a PD only league happens, the team I'm on will win.
[close]

There, now you know how that one ends.
#737
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
May 22, 2015, 08:33:48 AM
Also you can click Use Current Time next to start/finish.
#738
Perfect Dark / Re: ** FANTASY PD SPEEDRUNNING LEAGUE **
May 22, 2015, 01:59:35 AM
Get this started soon because I'm missing out on a lot of points.
#739
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***Official List of Clemens Myths***
May 21, 2015, 03:12:28 AM
Quote from: Vicar of the Speedrun Realm on May 21, 2015, 01:53:37 AM
On the matter of Ace acquiring a Visa to travel from Pakistan to USA:

Quotedavidclemensn: Yeah but all you need is a vacation visa which from what i know really isnt that hard to get

Meanwhile: PASSPORT OF PAKISTAN

Visa free countries: 46
Passport Power Rank: 71
http://www.passportindex.org/byRank.php

This isn't about restrictions Pakistan puts on its citizens. It's about the restrictions that the US puts on incoming middle-eastern citizens. Given the current events it's pretty obvious why it should be difficult for a terrorist middle-eastern resident to enter america.
#740
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
May 21, 2015, 02:22:17 AM
What happened to the new b2 sa strat?
#741
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
May 20, 2015, 10:59:23 PM
Thanks guys.

It does seem like 5 didn't take long, however my work with MBR really helped. For MBR I did use an emulator and practice the fall a bit + 40 hours playing MBR (using the fast fall strat).

Then after playing DEF SA I got a feel for the glitch at the start. Then I watched 5 again after all this and realised it's doable for me.

Thanks heaps to Illu for the hard work he put into the level and for giving a lot of his understanding to me.

I want to dedicate this run to my guardian angel. My own baby Jesus that was sent down from heaven to help me get 5. Dark Slayer, this one's for you.
#742
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
May 20, 2015, 10:15:39 AM
Def ag 5
#743
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
May 20, 2015, 03:53:54 AM
After I finish my current project I'm gonna play SA without the rail. I'll just use single crouch. Can get like mid 5 throws like that pretty easy which will make 19 pretty doable.
#744
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
May 20, 2015, 03:37:19 AM
Can you get around there standing up?
#745
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
May 19, 2015, 10:33:09 PM
Congrats illu :)

Looking at that run is seems like 19 will happen pretty soon.
#746
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Why is points not the default of the games pages?
May 17, 2015, 01:59:59 AM
This has to be one of the biggest screw ups and decisions made I've ever seen in the 15 years I've been here.
#747
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Site Suggestions [Elite improvements for 2015 - post your ideas!]
May 17, 2015, 01:56:33 AM
Lol. People outside the top 50 (or even top 100?) removing the points rankings from the main page.

I assumed this was a mistake but I'm getting the impression here the change was done intentially? Without a vote? You are so out of touch my mind is fucking boggled.
#748
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
May 17, 2015, 12:31:36 AM
With the strat Boss used for PA his run was pretty optimal except for the missed first shot.
#749
Perfect Dark / Re: Post obscure happenings HERE!
May 16, 2015, 01:03:01 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDKT3900sQY

That glitch has happened before. Will be cool when that happens in a way that saves time, but would we allow it? Probs not.
#750
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
May 15, 2015, 03:49:49 AM
Grats on 1:01 and top 10 Daniel.

I have to say that after viewing your silly reactions to trivial times like archives 16 I never predicted you to become a strong player. But you are definitely legit and I'm looking forward to our upcoming rivalry.
#751
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
May 15, 2015, 12:27:17 AM
Grats on sniping the SA wr Boss ;)

Shall we make a gentleman's agreement not go for 54's. K thanks.
#752
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New Videos Here
May 13, 2015, 10:42:04 PM
Good idea I might split up my channel as well.
#753
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
May 13, 2015, 10:36:45 AM
Yeah that fall is extremely difficult. Was probably a really high 55. None of my runs have a chance of 54 so this is as low as I can go!

Today I was having huge problems with the fall, only got 3 successful lands in about 6 hours.
#754
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
May 13, 2015, 08:39:51 AM
MBR Agent - 0:55
#755
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
May 08, 2015, 01:54:50 AM
1:06 PA and 58 SA are pretty good times for such a short time playing.
#756
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
May 07, 2015, 10:34:18 AM
turn left not right
#757
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
May 06, 2015, 09:01:41 AM
http://www.twitch.tv/K..J../v/4746912

When I link this vid on my times page is changes the 'v' to a 'c' so you can't watch it from the time, wtf.
#758
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
May 06, 2015, 06:30:16 AM
Maybe it works.
#759
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
May 06, 2015, 03:30:07 AM
Thanks for the vid Trent. I will try this strat out in 1.5 hours (on stream).
#760
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
May 06, 2015, 01:42:28 AM
Congrats to Trent if he did find something new.

However me and Boss have been playing very hard (a lot of hours a day) playing the level and we always get vids up straight away when we get a new WR.

It's not fair to us (or anyone else who played the level a lot) for someone to be able to post untied WR's using new strats that I'm not aware of, without videos or explanations or anything. That's why it's in the policy.
#761
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
May 06, 2015, 01:29:39 AM
Icy, what do you mean he spilled the beans?

Again, as per the proof policy, you require a video and explanation of the new strategy before it can be allowed on the ranks.
#762
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
May 06, 2015, 01:20:17 AM
From the proof policy...

"You are not able to have a record on the rankings if it involves a new strategy discovery, until there is a video and proper explanation of said strategy made public for everyone to access. For example, if you claim a new strategy that skips Trev's speech entirely on Statue, and claim a 2:10, you are not able to have that time ranked until you have a video of it and an explanation on how to perform the new strategy made public. While discouraged, hoarding a new strategy is allowed so that you can keep it to yourself and keep playing until you obtain an untied world record or otherwise personally significant record. However said record will not be ranked until a video and explanation are made public."

Proof mods, unless you think Trent is beating me and boss by 2/3 seconds on every difficulty using the same strat, please remove these times unless the new strat is posted.

#763
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
May 03, 2015, 06:34:12 AM
Not playing mbr anymore I've reached my max (without new strats).
#764
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
May 03, 2015, 06:33:07 AM
mbr a 104
mbr sa 106

i quit
#765
Perfect Dark / Re: MBR Instant Cassandra Completion Glitch
May 02, 2015, 07:15:17 AM
Thanks DD. With a perfect shot you can save about 2 seconds I think. A really optimal shot is pretty rare and random to get though, so it takes some grinding to get the best hit.

Good find!
#766
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
May 02, 2015, 06:55:49 AM
MBR PA

#767
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
May 02, 2015, 06:53:53 AM
MBR a 106/105
mbr sa 108/107
mbr pa 116
#768
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
April 29, 2015, 12:52:34 PM
mbr ag 107
#769
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
April 29, 2015, 10:03:42 AM
mbr ag 109/108
mbr special ag 110/109
mbr perfect ag 119/118
#770
GoldenEye 007 / Re: How I Feel About The Depot Warp
April 27, 2015, 09:51:37 PM
lol
#771
FFA / Re: Who is currently the worst poster on the boards right now?
February 06, 2015, 01:19:58 AM
Yeah whatever. If you check my post history there was nothing negetive for a very long time. Then marc started attacking me and the mods were deleting my posts and not touching his so im mad. This is the kick i need though to get out of here. So thanks.

Compared to my real life this board is toxic but i have so much nostalgia (been here 15 years) so its hard to leave. Pretty sad but ultimately for the best.

Wont post here again, bye.

#772
FFA / Re: David, Jim, Alec
February 06, 2015, 12:47:48 AM
For the record, this was the post that was deleted by mods in response to this "If K..'s ego were a country, it would be larger than China and the USA combined. " (another unprovoked attack.

"Get the fuck over it and get over your obsession with talking shit about me."

Over it.

#773
FFA / David, Jim, Alec
February 06, 2015, 12:44:45 AM
"you have no success in life"
"you are insecure and have very low self-esteem"
"you have developped this habit of being a pussy"
"You look and talk like a pussy."
"You look really really weird"
"You look like you'd be a character from The Simpsons"
"K.. J.., the pussy populist LOL."

These are attacks directed at me (unprovoked) in ONE post on the GE board. Mod's opinion? ACCEPTABLE.

A post of mine recent deleted (a few minutes ago), trying to tell someone else to stop attacking me. Mod's opnion? DELETE

Fuck you all. If it's Jim I'm most disapointed. Hope you're fucking happy with yourselves. Lost all respect from me.
#774
FFA / Re: ***URGENT***
February 05, 2015, 10:45:38 PM
Quote from: Goose on February 05, 2015, 10:40:01 PM
I am planning an update on the relevance rankings very soon.

This does not bode well for me. I'm getting demoted for sure.
#775
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
February 05, 2015, 10:21:43 PM
Congrats. Weird that your first post is a WR post.
#776
FFA / Re: ***URGENT***
February 05, 2015, 09:06:44 PM
While we're only discussing the new GE/PD hall of fame, Dayle is already a multiple inductee of the Ignored Members hall of fame.
#777
FFA / Re: Personal note
February 05, 2015, 07:44:12 PM
Thanks. Apology accepted.
#778
FFA / Personal note
February 05, 2015, 07:37:34 PM
....
#779
FFA / Re: To whomever deleted my post.
February 05, 2015, 07:15:11 AM
Cool. Glad we soughted that out. Now let us please not talk to each other ever again.
#780
FFA / Re: To whomever deleted my post.
February 05, 2015, 07:05:10 AM
Guess i shouldnt be so rough though, because you actually are mentally disabled.

I posted in the other topic if there is something we can work out so we stop posting dumb shit, but you completely ignored it because youre a fucking paycho who wont stop obsessing over me. Go mine some other year old posts of mine you stalking no life cunt.
#781
FFA / Re: To whomever deleted my post.
February 05, 2015, 07:02:21 AM
Good marc. Like ive said so many times, I DONT LIKE YOU. How many times do i have to say it before you get it through your dumb handicap skull. Dont fucking talk to me. Go get another government food stamp you retarded fuck.

This topic wasnt about you, thats how dumb you are.
#782
FFA / To whomever deleted my post.
February 05, 2015, 02:58:27 AM
Fuck you.

One of your jobs are a fucking moderator is to protect uses from personal attacks and abuse. So do your fucking job you moron.

Instead you let mentally handicapped fucks say dumb shit every 2nd post.

Again, fuck you.

You have a low I.q, no fucking social awareness AT ALL and won't go far in life. Don't worry though, personal attacks like this are perfectly acceptable according to your fucked up logic. Heaven forbid I say 'fuck you' though. Oh wait, this is FFA, so fuck you again.
#783
GoldenEye 007 / Re: **GE007 THEORYCRAFT** - Should a level be removed when it has 100+ WR ties?
February 03, 2015, 09:21:00 PM
How the fuck can you read Marc's post and think that it's appropriate and not delete worthy.
#784
GoldenEye 007 / Re: **GE007 THEORYCRAFT** - Should a level be removed when it has 100+ WR ties?
February 03, 2015, 06:53:31 PM
Quote from: Dark Inkosi on February 03, 2015, 06:01:27 AM
Lol, everytime i see that K.. J.. has posted on the boards, it makes me cringe. Everytime i take a good look at K.. J.., i'm reminded how not to be. Something of the opposite of what to aspire for in life. You have very little understanding of how life works, which is why you have no success in life, and is why you are insecure and have very low self-esteem.

It's also like you have developped this habit of being a pussy. Like, everything you do. You look and talk like a pussy. You look really really weird. You look like you'd be a character from The Simpsons. K.. J.., the pussy populist LOL.

I saved this post, in case K.. will have it deleted like in the past. (He hates when i expose his stupid ass)

Look, sorry I upset you. Are we able to work something out where we don't post dumb shit like this here?
#785
GoldenEye 007 / Re: **GE007 THEORYCRAFT** - Should a level be removed when it has 100+ WR ties?
February 03, 2015, 06:51:23 PM
Great job GE mods, you're doing a swell job.
#786
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***Petition to bring back The Elite Hall of Fame!***
February 03, 2015, 06:48:12 PM
Should the hall of fame get a complete reboot?

Some of the previous inductees are questionable? Seemed like the hall of fame was half good players and half popular kids.
#787
FFA / Re: What's Up in 2015
February 03, 2015, 01:23:16 AM
We could maybe get into GM but most of those players play like 8+ hours a day. Even the lower end of GM they would be playing at least 5 hours a day.

The pro's play like 12 hours a day and live with people who are also playing 12 hours a day and have coaches.

If I played 12 hours a day I would have 60/60 untied probs.. just as a rough estimate.
#788
GoldenEye 007 / Re: **GE007 THEORYCRAFT** - Should a level be removed when it has 100+ WR ties?
February 02, 2015, 11:28:11 PM
Is that "played for 5 mins and couldn't get used to it" real? It took me like 20 hours at least to start feeling OK with 1.2. Had to play a lot of multi with it and stuff like that to become fluent.

Yeah this league is hard, and it's going to deter some people. Adding points makes points less special for those who put in the effort to achieve them. I doubt the olympic committee would think it's a good idea to increase the total medals to 6 just because some people might be deterred by coming 4th. That's why olympic medals as so prized, because they are difficult to get. That's what makes them awesome.

Let this be a lesson in life. Everything worthwhile takes a lot of effort. If you don't want to work hard you're going to be a loser in everything.
#789
FFA / Re: What's Up in 2015
February 02, 2015, 11:14:08 PM
pwned
#790
FFA / Re: What's Up in 2015
February 02, 2015, 10:57:39 PM
I don't predict anyone near entering top 10 because we're too good. I think we've pretty much exhausted the gene pool of talent... and there was even room left over for Jim.
#791
GoldenEye 007 / Re: GoldenEye 007 Tutorials
February 02, 2015, 08:00:57 PM
Quote from: Ez Money Bakery on February 02, 2015, 07:37:08 PM
- play the basement casino

Lol this is pretty much it.
#792
FFA / Re: What's Up in 2015
February 02, 2015, 06:20:06 PM
Spec has been against Luke and Ace from the start.
#793
FFA / Re: **GE THEORYCRAFT** - Should a level be removed when it becomes too luck based?
February 02, 2015, 06:17:18 PM
Quote from: ezpz lemon squeezey on February 02, 2015, 04:45:32 PM
let's start by removing cradle SA / 00A...

You've been out to get me since day 1.
#794
GoldenEye 007 / Re: **GE007 THEORYCRAFT** - Should a level be removed when it has 100+ WR ties?
February 02, 2015, 02:08:38 AM
Quote from: Larkin on February 02, 2015, 01:55:06 AM
Ever since the Dan Berube issue was revisited. Goose has been to make extreme revisions... This is starting to get ridiculous.

The first thing Goose said was that it was just for the sake of discussion.
#795
GoldenEye 007 / Re: **GE007 THEORYCRAFT** - Should a level be removed when it has 100+ WR ties?
February 02, 2015, 12:44:06 AM
I think levels that use OCB should remain on the ranks. I think the only level that should be removed is duel because it's a piece of shit.
#796
General Chat / Re: Elite Aesthetics Invitational
February 01, 2015, 07:12:23 PM
Bro have you got pics? (no homo)
#797
FFA / Re: ~~ ULTIMATE THE-ELITE TWR RACE - PLACE YOUR BETS ~~
February 01, 2015, 06:42:47 PM
Back when I was playing GE last year I accidently failed a 52 when I was just fucking around to see if it would be hard. I played for another 10 mins but couldn't get a complete. Pretty much stopped playing GE cause now onto other (better) things but if I wanted to degen GE for 2-3 hours I could cake 52.

Illu LOL, more like Faillu.
#798
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
February 01, 2015, 05:15:35 PM
Congrats on 22!
#799
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
January 29, 2015, 11:11:21 PM
wtf, that's not very many, I put in that amount of time and only got one 22 fail which was hardly even legit. I defs was doing something wrong.
#800
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
January 29, 2015, 09:56:37 PM
How many hours you put in so far?
#801
FFA / Re: MelloYelloAndCheetos - a role model
January 29, 2015, 06:52:44 PM
Someone contact this man and invite him to Free for all/Abandon ship. We can allow him to stay here and sleep on the fold out couch.
#802
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
January 29, 2015, 06:47:46 PM
^lol
#803
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Video of the Day
January 29, 2015, 06:37:22 PM
Quote from: Goose on January 25, 2015, 03:16:33 PM
that Henrik 1:55 might be the best demonstration on how far we've come with Goldeneye in 10 years.  Wow.

Yeah lol. It's crazy to think how that start led to an untied, what were we doing back then? :kappa:
#804
FFA / Re: GUYS GUYS GUYS
January 29, 2015, 02:10:58 AM
Except his first name isn't even illu. It's illari. So your joke is so shit.

That's like saying..

OMG, imagine if Goose's last name was Is Loose. OMG it would be goose is loose. But goose isn't even his fucking name.
#805
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Site Suggestions [Elite improvements for 2014 - post your ideas!]
January 27, 2015, 08:52:33 PM
This is the beginning of the new The-Elite.net empire. We should begin efforts to consume marioruns or zeldaruns to get more of a monopoly.
#806
FFA / Re: **RANKINGS - GOLDENEYE TOP 10 BY DERELICTION**
January 27, 2015, 06:51:15 PM
I think you would have to be a pretty huge derro to invest hundreds of hours into a game but not even interact with the community.
#807
FFA / Re: **RANKINGS - GOLDENEYE TOP 10 BY DERELICTION**
January 27, 2015, 08:46:59 AM
I'm keen to make my way up to number 10. Is being engaged a requirement or can I do it without that.

I'd love to hear that mumble chat LOL.
#808
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Applications for new GE proof mod
January 27, 2015, 01:01:10 AM
Quote from: Goose on January 27, 2015, 12:19:19 AM
The Proof Moderator should ALWAYS have access to remove or add times directly to and from the rankings.  Adding an additional layer of having to email Thingy or someone else to remove a time is definitely not healthy for the community.

The Proof Moderator should also AT LEAST be an observing member of the Council.

I hope most would agree with me on both points?

The proof moderator inherently has the power to backroll times etc. As one of the duties I listed on the OP was 'Backrolling times that have not met requirements as per the proof policy'.

The main void that is left by Tyler leaving is the lack of someone doing the monthly proof calls and gathering all of the times that need proof. This is a fair bit of work. I don't think being a member of the council is a given, however it's probably a good idea to give them that access in exchange for their services. As mentioned previously this is being discussed.
#809
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Applications for new GE proof mod
January 26, 2015, 11:29:42 PM
I would presume so but that is currently being discussed by the council and there has been no concrete decision made on the structure of the council moving forward.
#810
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Applications for new GE proof mod
January 26, 2015, 11:24:02 PM
Well the moderator must obviously watch each and every video submitted to ensure it meets quality requirements as per the proof policy. However it should not be a requirement to 'study' each video really. Just watching it and if nothing jumps out as obviously fake/questionable it would be accepted by the mod.

Historically, faked videos have been found later from further analysis by players and the mod has never been held responsible/accountable for letting the video get through. The proof moderator should basically ensure 1. there is a video, 2. it matches the time claimed, 3. meets quality requirements, 4. does not appear fake.

Anything questionable should be presented to top players to analyze further. But can you imagine the time taken to analyze every single video?
#811
GoldenEye 007 / Re: GoldenEye 007 Tutorials
January 26, 2015, 11:04:29 PM
I made a vid with helpful hints for runway ooa that was never added here. I will do a cradle sa/ooa tutorial soon (hut strat).
#812
GoldenEye 007 / Applications for new GE proof mod
January 26, 2015, 10:35:23 PM
With the resignation of Tyler from the position GE proof mod we will now need to elect someone new to replace him.

Before making any decisions we would like to ensure everyone has an opportunity to officially apply for the role if they are interested. Please post here if you would like to be considered.

Alternatively feel free to post any ideas/questions/concerns regarding the role, or simpy show your support of a candidate.

Duties of proof moderator include but is not limited to:

-Collate all 60+ point times from the previous month into a monthly proof call topic.
-Locating/checking videos for all relevant times.
-Backrolling times that have not met requirements as per the proof policy.

CURRENT APPLICANTS:

Jonathan Hotinski (DSX)
Alec McDonald (Trouble)
Austin Perroux (Austinthegamer)
#813
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Reforming the Elite Council
January 26, 2015, 10:00:59 PM
I disagree with having a max term because like cara said if they deserve to be in the council they should be in there. Otherwise I think everyone has made good ideas.
#814
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Reforming the Elite Council
January 26, 2015, 02:04:42 AM
I'd be happy with a democratically elected council. I like the idea of having old school and active players etc as different groups and each having a certain amount of seats.
#815
GoldenEye 007 / Re: January 23rd, G-Day, $600 Bounties, etc. [BOUNTY OVER, Recap Inside]
January 24, 2015, 12:17:17 AM
n00bs
#816
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: What about a Proven Rankings?
January 23, 2015, 01:25:04 PM
I see the filter option as a better idea than a seperate page. I guess I just feared that it would appear that there was two different rankings or something. If the proven rankings were just a link from the menu or a filter that would be fine imo.
#817
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: What about a Proven Rankings?
January 23, 2015, 07:36:03 AM
I think a proven rankings will not be a positive thing to growth of the site. I'm pretty happy with a 60 point proven buffer. For those less than 60 points it's going to be a lot less motivating if they have to prove every single one of their pr's.

If you split the rankings into 2 sections the value of both would be diminished.
#818
FFA / Too many streams
January 23, 2015, 12:34:44 AM
I remember back when I was rel there would be 1 or 2 streams where everyone would chill. Now there is like 3 streams per viewer and every chat is as or maybe even more irrel than me.
#819
GoldenEye 007 / Re: 2015 Sylvester Tip
January 22, 2015, 11:03:57 PM
6. J..
#820
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
January 20, 2015, 11:15:28 PM
#821
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Where are Marc's vids?
January 20, 2015, 11:09:43 PM
Quote from: Ez Money Bakery on January 20, 2015, 09:59:34 PM
Not sure if he removed them when he tried to fuck with the rankings recently so this could be old news.

srs?
#822
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post non-PR Scores Worth Mentioning Here!
January 20, 2015, 07:06:46 AM
Bad controllers are good for low OCB levels like Jungle.
#823
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
January 19, 2015, 09:30:02 PM
backboost hurt
#824
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
January 18, 2015, 09:43:06 PM
So is there a way to track the IP, how did we go with that?
#825
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Current/Former WRs with no proof: Discussion
January 18, 2015, 09:32:06 PM
Quote from: Jimbo on January 18, 2015, 05:26:19 AM
Tyler's post saddens me because it is exactly the revelation I had in the AIM chat a few nights ago. This issue is not worth the real life stress or making cyber enemies, so I have completely removed myself from the issue and will stick to role as rankings admin when needed and Elite historian. Tyler does an awesome job as proof mod and that job is horrible. I won't vote but I now feel we just leave the time up and save everyone the bullshit from now on. To me, it's over.

The reason there is 'bullshit' is because there is an unproven WR on the rankings and a questionable decision was made in the past to allow it. What you consider as 'bullshit' is the community speaking out about something it believes should not be on the ranks. You've just read a topic where 95% of people who replied want the time removed, and your answer to stopping the 'bullshit' is leaving the time on the ranks? The logic here blows my mind. The time being on the ranks is the cause of the bullshit.
#826
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Current/Former WRs with no proof: Discussion
January 18, 2015, 09:26:03 PM
I am sorry for not being as civilised as I should be. I do care a lot about making the correct decisions for the community as a whole and I get pretty fired up.

It seems like the council may be willing to remove the unproven WR's as long is there is an appropriate change to the proof policy first, which is great.

As I've mentioned before I'm personally only concerned with dam 53 because IMO it's the only time that I would consider overturning the 'grandfathering' decision. I was not aware of the time until last year (when I made the topic) and I've been against it ever since. However if you want to create a sweeping rule (no unproven wr's) and also remove archives 16 I would support that.
#827
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Derek Clark's "opinion" on Berube's Dam 53 [NEW]
January 18, 2015, 09:11:51 PM
Pls drink your kool-aid already.
#828
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Derek Clark's "opinion" on Berube's Dam 53 [NEW]
January 18, 2015, 01:52:57 PM
The elite is not a joke (or a circus like you keep repeating like a parrot), youre a joke.
#829
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Current/Former WRs with no proof: Discussion
January 18, 2015, 05:21:32 AM
Obviously you should do what is best for you. If you don't enjoy the role etc. don't do it.

I heard everything you said, I'll just talk about an overall attitude that I don't like...

The proof policy was creating BY the community FOR the community. A couple of people are now placing the importance of the policy above the importance of community opinion, which is messed up. They are taking it like a bible or something. The policy is there to help the community prevent unwanted scenarios but it definitely DOES NOT have weight over what the community wants. If you have this value system you have it all wrong.

Same goes for the mod position. Tyler it sounds as if you think your opinion is more important or something than everyone else, or more specifically, the opinion of the 'mod' is more important than everyone else. This is not true, it's the role of the mod to handle the proof calls etc. The mod is working FOR the community and is not a dictator or someone that has more control. You act as if it's a bad thing that the community disagrees with a mod. That's ridiculous because the community is always right, whether you like it or not.

Thingy was the only person out of 25 or so that didn't want the time removed. Why? Because it wasn't in the proof policy. He values the proof policy more than the very community the proof policy is supposed to support. Basically, this is an extremely warped mindset.

Like I previously said you need to do what's best for you. If you don't like doing the role, don't do it.Do what makes you happy. The ultimatum should not be tolerated though. you're supposed to be working for us, not trying to control the group.
#830
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Current/Former WRs with no proof: Discussion
January 18, 2015, 01:26:33 AM
Quote from: Thiradell on January 17, 2015, 11:54:27 PM
If we move forward with "the council can do whatever they want with any WR from history," I will happily resign from the council and immediately relinquish all moderator/proofcalling duties.

Straw man argument, no one suggested that. It has to do with WR's that never had proof, stop trying to mislead. I think anyone who threatens the rest of us with stupid ultimatums like this should instantly be removed from the council and their responsibilities.

Quote from: Thiradell on January 17, 2015, 11:54:27 PM
Because hey, in five years, maybe a decision of mine that isn't remembered right will be overturned by the council, because that's what people happen to want at the time. 

This is called learning. In fact in the history of the elite I don't remember us going backwards in our decision making. Over time people learn new things and therefore can make more informed and wise decisions. This is why our proof policy was added and why these days we don't allow these times. This is a really negative and harmful attitude and slows progress. Think about your own life, if you made the decision to be an actor, do you think the world should hold you responsible for that decision for the rest of your life? What if you wanted to change career? Should you not be allowed to because of a decision you previously made? Just because a decision was made doesn't mean everyone has to live with the consequences forever, this is a logical fallacy.

Quote from: Thiradell on January 17, 2015, 11:54:27 PM
All of a sudden we care about all these times because of one Dam 0:53? 

Straw man, if someone cares about a time it's not because of dam 53. Each time is a separate case.

Quote from: Thiradell on January 17, 2015, 11:54:27 PM
What about all the other times? What happened to Expert's 54? 

This is an attempted red herring but fails because this topic does actually address experts 54 (list b).

Quote from: Thiradell on January 17, 2015, 11:54:27 PM
If the-elite needs me gone to do what it wants right now, so be it. 

Another red herring. That's a logical fallacy that you created. You don't need to be gone because you don't have veto power and your opinion only counts for 1/16 of the council decision given everyone votes. If you want to resign because you don't have veto power then leave. I appreciate the efforts you put into being mod but I really hate the attitude of 'if I don't get things my way I'm leaving and won't help anymore'.
#831
FFA / Re: Mirrormage can't relate
January 17, 2015, 11:14:17 PM
Funny thing is that that chick being sore means you are a shit lover. No awareness of her and what she needs. Chicks shouldnt feel sore if you pace correctly. Depends if she is talking about her vag or not. Maybe she did some squats the day before or some shit.

Fuck you.
#832
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Derek Clark's "opinion" on Berube's Dam 53 [NEW]
January 17, 2015, 05:55:03 AM
I was only really against the red herrings used by people trying to keep the time on the ranks. If the discussion opens up seperately about other global issues that's fine. I think there is an overall consensus on the 53 so it's not dangerous to open up discussion. However before I think it was a bad idea to confuse things.
#833
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Derek Clark's "opinion" on Berube's Dam 53 [NEW]
January 17, 2015, 12:58:58 AM
Well the discussion isn't about 'did he get the time', it's about 'can we allow the time on the rankings without proof'. So your argument about his ability to grind for the time and get it I feel is not relevant. Dennis Lucid actually did provide videos for his insane times. The discussion really isn't about if he's capable, but rather about did he prove he was capable. The problem is that given the strength of his other times 53 is way above what he previously achieved. It's ok to theorize about probability but there is no evidence either way.

In response to Dsx, didn't you read the other topic? It's pretty obvious that the majority support the time being removed and it probably will be removed. So we actually likely will 'win'. Atm I'm against the red herrings such as 'we need to change the proof policy', or 'we can't take action because of the proof policy', or 'if we remove this time we need to remove this other time', etc logical fallacies that should be rebutted.

Edit: Ok so whether or not he is capable IS relevant, but his other times don't give enough evidence for this.

#834
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Derek Clark's "opinion" on Berube's Dam 53 [NEW]
January 17, 2015, 12:44:01 AM
Inkosi, DSX your dumb posts are what makes this stupid. Some people actually give a shit about the rankings. If you don't, definitely move along as you advise. Others who care to make a positive change can stay and discuss.
#835
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Derek Clark's "opinion" on Berube's Dam 53 [NEW]
January 17, 2015, 12:38:37 AM
Yeah it doesn't really matter to cover an individual point. You can cover each separate point individually and act like that means something... when in reality it doesn't. The thing about this particular time is all of them combined.
#836
FFA / How many red herrings does it take to stop a time being removed at The-Elite.net
January 17, 2015, 12:29:00 AM
Not many apparently.
#837
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Current/Former WRs with no proof: Discussion
January 17, 2015, 12:25:52 AM
Quote from: Ngamer on January 16, 2015, 03:38:49 PM
I'm against having to have new debates every time a different questionable old time comes up on the boards, but if we wanted to adjust the policy to make a sweeping change regarding all such times, I think that's worth a discussion.

That's because you don't give a shit. But... others do.

Red herring topic. I'm against this rule.
#838
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Derek Clark's decision on Berube's Dam 53 [NEW]
January 17, 2015, 12:21:48 AM
Quote from: Had Dam 55 when it was the WR on January 14, 2015, 08:35:37 PM
Quote from: Shadow on January 14, 2015, 03:30:34 PM
So we'll take down Marc's Dam times and some of Clemens' times? Because those clearly violate the current proof policy too. Trust me, I understand wanting to take the time down, but where does it stop?

Don't fall into the trap of trying to use 'one' principle to dictate decisions. It's not just 'one' thing that would make us want to remove the time. I don't really know how many times people can state that.

It is several reasons. 1. standard deviation between the time in question and the other times, 2. the time is not proven with video, 3. the date the time was achieved 4. The significance of the date/time achieved.

You ask where it stops but there really aren't many times that also meet these criteria. Dave/Marc times do violate current proof policy however the standard deviation factor isn't there and marc has videos even if they are shit. Pretty sure Dave also did provide vids at one point but they are deleted now. So completely different scenario.

By suggesting that if you remove 53 you will have to remove other times is 100% misleading because this particular time has features that others do not. They aren't the same thing and it's not the same discussion.
#839
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Derek Clark's "opinion" on Berube's Dam 53 [NEW]
January 17, 2015, 12:20:44 AM
If you don't understand why Berube's 53 is the time being questioned then you haven't been listening? It's been mentioned a lot (I think?).

I'm tired of explaining it so much.
#840
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Here's a serious post about why DB's 53 should stay.
January 17, 2015, 12:14:49 AM
Quote from: SpeX' dw no reds newb strat on January 17, 2015, 12:10:26 AM
You wanna question 2003's proof policy and demand videos for very, very, very old times, go ahead (ironically, that would actually be PREJUDICIAL against the rankings history). But many times that had, for example, only a picture endscreen for proof, etc, would be vanished just because, suddenly, we decided to demand higher standards for the 12-years-ago records.

Note the red herring. We're discussing Berube's 53 not other times. Stop misleading people.

I'll just add that cheating with a gameshark was well known and easy to do back then. I remember reading GE times in n64 mags showing stupid fake times from 1998-1999. Gameshark abuse was around from the earliest times of GE speedrunning.
#841
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Derek Clark's "opinion" on Berube's Dam 53 [NEW]
January 17, 2015, 12:06:50 AM
DISCUSSION OF ANY OTHER TIME EXCEPT FOR BERUBE'S DAM 53 IS A RED HERRING.

Be extremely weary of people trying to derail the argument by linking this to as many other times as possible. Seriously, watch how the people who want the time to stay will say things like 'if this time gets removed you need to removed a, b, c, d, e and f, also you'll need to change the proof policy, also you'll need to change the elite council, also you'll need to change the name of the community and also we'll have to change the game we play.

These are tactics (whether they are conscious of it or not) to confuse people and lead the conversation elsewhere. Each time is a different, stand alone case that should be assessed as such. If you don't realise this I'm sorry but you're stupid.

If you want to discuss Expert's 54 that's fine but it's a completely different discussion that does not hinge on the outcome of this decision.

The old-school (irrel) council members are trying to turn this into a 'remove all unproven WR's' debate because they know that's easier to win than just debating this single time. Again, be weary of this tactic. There is no slippery slope here, only one that the opposition wants you to believe.

If we can't discuss an individual time on its individual merits than we're fucked. Stop the bullshit and stick with the topic at hand and stop trying to mislead people.
#842
General Chat / Re: UFO in some pictures from AGDQ
January 16, 2015, 10:57:00 AM
Quote from: SgtRaven on January 16, 2015, 10:33:17 AM
The one thing that caught my eye that no one mentioned anything about was the 3rd and 4th (4th and 5th?) photos also have lens flares/reflections towards the bottom right of the photo. They seem to be the same angle and relative distance away from the larger light in the photo and the image in question. I am guessing this is certainly not a UFO and more of an issue with the sensor in the camera not picking up the lighting correctly. Due to a lens flare or moving as the image is taken. Does he know what is F-Stop and ISO setting were? If the shutter was left open too long (which might explain why some pictures are brighter than others with the possibility of not increasing the ISO or having a flash) than it could explain how the sensor captured light sources in two different spots. It is pretty cool, though. Not a UFO.

That's exactly the type of thing the government would say. You on their payroll bro?
#843
GoldenEye 007 / Re: THE ULTIMATE DAM 53 OPINION POLL
January 16, 2015, 10:18:01 AM
Do you support Dan Berube's Dam 0:53 being removed from the rankings? - YES
Explain why? - Time is too significant to be unproven. Whoever originally made the decision to allow the time made a mistake. Just because someone made a mistake in the past doesn't mean everyone else has to live with it now.
#844
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Derek Clark's "opinion" on Berube's Dam 53 [NEW]
January 16, 2015, 08:46:04 AM
Dan's post was terrible lol. Coming back just to say how pointless and meaningless the community is.
#845
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Derek Clark's "opinion" on Berube's Dam 53 [NEW]
January 15, 2015, 11:44:16 PM
Dumb and unnecessary revision. Those other times are no where near as much of an issue as this time.

Have you removed the time yet?
#846
Perfect Dark / Re: *** AGDQ 2015 PD Agent Prediction Thread ***
January 15, 2015, 10:45:05 PM
I'm glad that you did have fun. Based on what I perceived through the stream it seemed like you were unhappy. It's really not worth it to get upset if the run is shit. This is an opportunity that rarely happens so you're super lucky.
#847
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Derek Clark's "opinion" on Berube's Dam 53 [NEW]
January 15, 2015, 10:41:55 PM
Yeah I'm pretty sure if you removed the time the majority of members would be pretty happy.

On the note regarding precedent. I'm not worried about it as no one person has veto power and there would need to be a discussion and majority approval before a time gets removed. If my war 25 were removed it would have to go through the same process this is going through. Basically, arguements would need to be made and there would need to be a majority of people wanting it to be taken down. I really don't think this is a bad thing at all.
#848
General Chat / Re: UFO in some pictures from AGDQ
January 14, 2015, 10:06:32 PM
You do realise they add in the lense flare with a computer right? It's not a real life phenomenon.
#849
Perfect Dark / Re: Ask any PD related questions you like here.
January 14, 2015, 09:07:40 PM
Just remember if you're zooming out and then back in the adjustment in aim is very minor.
#850
General Chat / Re: UFO in some pictures from AGDQ
January 14, 2015, 08:58:37 PM
#851
General Chat / Re: UFO in some pictures from AGDQ
January 14, 2015, 08:56:58 PM
I read someone that lens flare doesn't really exist and it's just something that the government made up so that people wouldn't know the real truth. I forget where I read it but it was really convincing.

It basically proved that lens flare can't happen because of the way the light photons work when they go through lens etc. There was heaps of equations and experiments to prove it too.

Obviously the government keeps it quiet though like everything else. I'm not sure if those pics are UFO (I'm leaning towards that), but I really don't buy into this lens flare bullshit.
#852
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Derek Clark's "opinion" on Berube's Dam 53 [NEW]
January 14, 2015, 08:38:17 PM
I don't like this new Dan Berube. I prefer the old one that wasn't here.
#853
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Derek Clark's decision on Berube's Dam 53 [NEW]
January 14, 2015, 08:35:37 PM
Quote from: Shadow on January 14, 2015, 03:30:34 PM
So we'll take down Marc's Dam times and some of Clemens' times? Because those clearly violate the current proof policy too. Trust me, I understand wanting to take the time down, but where does it stop?

Don't fall into the trap of trying to use 'one' principle to dictate decisions. It's not just 'one' thing that would make us want to remove the time. I don't really know how many times people can state that.

It is several reasons. 1. standard deviation between the time in question and the other times, 2. the time is not proven with video, 3. the date the time was achieved 4. The significance of the date/time achieved.

You ask where it stops but there really aren't many times that also meet these criteria. Dave/Marc times do violate current proof policy however the standard deviation factor isn't there and marc has videos even if they are shit. Pretty sure Dave also did provide vids at one point but they are deleted now. So completely different scenario.
#854
Perfect Dark / Re: Ask any PD related questions you like here.
January 14, 2015, 07:02:14 AM
Yeah don't unzoom if you want to do it a fully consistent way.
#855
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Cheaters on Guinness
January 14, 2015, 12:17:24 AM
Someone should get in contact with him and find out his strats.
#856
FFA / Re: Okay lets backtrack
January 13, 2015, 11:37:16 PM
I will be in contact with the mods to IP ban this cunt.
#857
GoldenEye 007 / Re: What you're gonna do in 2015?
January 13, 2015, 10:20:32 PM
For those interested send me a PM.
#858
GoldenEye 007 / Re: What you're gonna do in 2015?
January 13, 2015, 10:19:12 PM
Seems like a few guys here want to put effort into getting a girlfriend. If you guys are actually serious I am here to help. I will offer to do some FREE skype coaching (30 minute sessions) to help you move towards your goal.
#859
FFA / Re: I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHEN YOU WALKED IN
January 13, 2015, 09:50:40 PM
Something about her i dont like. Maybe too tall or large in stature for me. Would lick her bum though.
#860
General Chat / Re: Elite Aesthetics Invitational
January 13, 2015, 08:48:22 PM
As far as supplements go I'm having a protein shake per day with 5g of creatine mixed in.

During my workout now I'm having an 8:1:1 BCAA mix (9.6g leucine per serve).

I also have a simple multi vitamin 5 days a week. I have 6g of fish oil, 3g of vitamin D, and 2g of cod liver oil every day.
#861
General Chat / Re: Elite Aesthetics Invitational
January 13, 2015, 08:36:46 PM
Illu are you lifting because you want to lift more or for aesthetics?

I'm working out pretty hard atm. Currently doing a full body split routine over 2 days with one rest day after. But in a few weeks I'll be looking to do the full body split 3 times over 6 days and then have a rest day once a week.

Will post pics eventually. I'm doing it just for the aesthetics/confidence/self esteem though. Other health benefits are a plus.

I don't give a shit about how much weight I lift, means nothing to me.
#862
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
January 13, 2015, 08:33:42 PM
Wow.
#863
General Chat / Re: Post-AGDQ discussion
January 13, 2015, 08:26:18 PM
Me and my GF want to go to the next AGDQ.
#864
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Derek Clark's decision on Berube's Dam 53 [NEW]
January 13, 2015, 08:18:38 PM
I'm in favour of this being removed and have wanted it to be removed since I heard about it.

There may be other times as well that should have been proven, but this is definitely the one that stands out the most. The more time goes on the more we realise how unlikely this time was achieved.

Southward and Greneby's times might be sketchy but it's my opinion that are easier than dam 53, even for back then. A lot of strats weren't optimised back then so huge untieds were normal. Dam 53 is in a league of its own.
#865
GoldenEye 007 / Re: What you're gonna do in 2015?
January 12, 2015, 08:00:22 AM
This year I will work out really hard. I will gain heaps of muscle mass and lean up with an epic body and 6 pack.

I will create youtube tutorial videos on my different skills and create another youtube channel which will deal with increasing confidence.

I will get back into form with guitar, piano, juggling and dancing. Atm I'm stretching a lot every day to get more flexible.

I will get into tricking/tumbling and achieve a long time goal of doing a backflip. If I get pretty flexible relatively quick I may start some form of martial arts again.

I may play some GE later and go for another untied or clean up some crappy OOA times.
#866
Perfect Dark / Re: *** AGDQ 2015 PD Agent Prediction Thread ***
January 12, 2015, 12:40:42 AM
The run was fine.

It is my feeling that if you think you should do an epic run on a marathon you're delluded. Statistically the odds of getting a good run near PB is really low. Marathons are just an exhibition they aren't about getting the best run ever.

Your focus really should be about having fun and trying to enjoy it as much as possible. Have a good time and show the crowd that you're having fun so they can have fun too.
#867
General Chat / Re: The-Elite at AGDQ 2015 (IMPORTANT! Please Read)
January 11, 2015, 11:33:17 PM
I think the best cure for self-consciousness is learning how people work and doing research on how to communicate effectively.

Seriously, read a book on how to make a good impression and read a book on how to talk to people so they don't think you're an awkward untrustable person.

Read some shit. Motivation is all well and good but won't help you in the long term. You actually need to learn the skill of communication and learn what people like/dislike.
#868
FFA / Re: Which one would you choose?
January 11, 2015, 02:29:29 AM
No. Ryan has an insane sexual appetite but when it comes to rankings code he's completely frigid.
#869
FFA / Re: AGDQ PPL PLZ READ QUIK
January 09, 2015, 12:44:40 AM
Yeah I'd agree with that. It'd be interesting to know if they had talked about marriage before this.

If they had discussed it previously and both mentioned they would like to marry each other and the proposal was more a formality and making it official then I'd say it's way more acceptable. If they hadn't discussed it and he placed the question on her out of nowhere in front of tens of thousands of people then I think that's really inappropriate.
#870
FFA / Which one would you choose?
January 08, 2015, 10:06:11 PM
I'm curious.
#871
FFA / Re: AGDQ PPL PLZ READ QUIK
January 08, 2015, 08:22:13 PM
I'll give me analysis then seeing as it's the cool thing to do.

4 months isn't long enough so that's not a good sign. If he's proposing this soon it's because he is super naive, has little experience with relationships and depends on this relationship for his self esteem.

He also specifically stated just how dependant he is on this relationship with "she keeps me on my feet". Seriously, if you say dumb shit like that it's really not healthy. If you need to relationship to be happy you're pretty much fucked and I feel that the relationship is doomed. Eventually I think she might get sick of his neediness when she keeps meeting other guys who are confident in themself and don't need her to make them happy. This is way more attractive and healthier. He said that he has psychological problems recently as well which is not a good sign.

Also I really dislike public proposals myself. I feel that it is disrespectful and could even be an attempt to pressure her into saying yes. I think public proposals are bogus and don't mean much. The next say she could say no anyway and just claim that she said yes because there were 70k people watching on stream and she didn't want to break his heart in front of those people. Which honestly, is probably a good thing to do.

If I were to make a prediction it would be that this marriage does not happen at all. She said yes but it was under a lot of pressure and eyes so she may end the relationship before the marriage actually takes place.
#872
General Chat / Re: The-Elite at AGDQ 2015 (IMPORTANT! Please Read)
January 07, 2015, 10:21:19 PM
Jim is looking buff as fuck.
#873
FFA / Re: AGDQ PPL PLZ READ QUIK
January 07, 2015, 09:31:47 PM
That's great :)
#874
FFA / Re: AGDQ PPL PLZ READ QUIK
January 07, 2015, 08:12:56 PM
Oh no the excuses are already coming and the event is only half way finished.

There is no hope :(
#875
GoldenEye 007 / Re: $$$ OFFICIAL GE INCENTIVES 2015 $$$
January 06, 2015, 11:44:06 PM
Quote from: just had a 4:14 b1 RTA offstream on January 06, 2015, 11:13:08 AM
Some incentives:

Train Agent 0:58 - Luke only ($3)
Train Agent 1:00 - Goose only ($2)
Train Agent 1:02 - Jimbo only ($1)
Train Secret Agent 1:22 ($1)

any% 21:51 or lower - Clemens only (I will play any% and beat his record)

lolz
#876
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Worst and best WR posts of 2014?
January 06, 2015, 08:53:51 PM
Quote from: ohmss on January 06, 2015, 01:18:21 PM
K..'s 35 is by far the worst. Around the same time he was grinding I dumped like 50 hours into my last chance of doing something rel only to see all my hopes tattered and torn by such a shitty post. :(

Wow I didn't know that. I was under the impression no one else really went for the time.
#877
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
January 05, 2015, 10:41:03 PM
Legitimate question.
#878
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
January 05, 2015, 09:49:38 PM
How come Marc is playing GE instead of linking the truth contest on as many youtube vids as possible like the other members?
#879
GoldenEye 007 / Re: AMAZING New Train OOB - GOLDENEYE BROKEN
January 05, 2015, 08:52:20 PM
Quote from: Wouter Jansen on January 05, 2015, 08:14:41 PM
It IS the entrance. :nesquik:

Bro you should really learn your train anatomy. The C- spot is above the entrance. You will know when you reach it because the train will start wriggling and making noises.
#880
FFA / Re: Dat Jap Gap
January 04, 2015, 02:14:58 AM
Marsh retired from ge shortly after the japs bombed pearl harbour.
#881
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** The Official Retirement Rankings ***
January 03, 2015, 12:08:07 PM
I'm suprised I'm not on these rankings. I've retired from both games several times. It even says on my wiki that I've achieved more WR's in retirement than anyone else.

Quote from my wiki...

"He's also been known to "retire" many many times and claim to be leaving The Elite forever, just to return to either the boards or PD competition, and has set more WRs in retirement than anybody could even imagine."

Not sure how many times though but I even had my times removed from the rankings page. And on my GE bio that matthijs wrote it says I retired from GE. That was in 2002  :kappa:
#882
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Can a player re-submit a time that was previously backrolled without a video?
January 03, 2015, 12:01:07 PM
I don't think the rule should be 'any future pr', because that implies that they will have to provide proof for better times forever for that stage. I think think that's an appropriate punishment for failing to have a vid.

Is it possible to lock an individual stage for updating? If it's possible it'd be easier just to lock it until proof is provided. If it's not possible then a clause should be added that you may not update a time that has been backrolled without providing proof and that the standard 1 month window will not apply and proof is required upfront.
#883
FFA / Re: Dat Jap Gap
January 03, 2015, 11:57:20 AM
Nothing to do with Jap?
#884
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** The 2015 Prediction Topic For GoldenEye 007 ***
December 30, 2014, 11:12:38 PM
I predict that I'll become progressively more irrel and JustinDT will pass me. Let's be honest, Justin is just a younger, hotter, better version of me.
#885
Other Games / Re: Post your top 25 favorite games (any platform)
December 30, 2014, 09:31:29 AM
I don't think I've even played 25 games. That's such a long list.

Top games of all time though..

1. Goldeneye - Makes the top of the list because of the best multiplayer experience of all time
2. Ocarina of Time - Most amazing single player experience for me
3. FFX - Turn based RPG is my favourite genre and the improved graphics and best original song (To Zanarkand) of any game IMO makes this in my top 3.

That's all I can be bothered to do. As I said I haven't even played 25 games really. I really like FFXII, WOW, skyrim, starcraft, and heaps of other games but cbf writing them out. Mostly old rpg stuff I love.
#886
GoldenEye 007 / Re: **FULL GAME RTA SPEEDRUNS** Personal and World Records Topic
December 29, 2014, 08:40:35 PM
Congrats man. Really good time.
#887
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
December 29, 2014, 08:39:48 PM
'It was so hard to watch... but by god I watched the whole thing. Even damn second.'
#888
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***BEST GOLDENEYE VIDEOS OF 2014***
December 29, 2014, 08:38:32 PM
Who is squrp and btw I'm not crying I just have heaps of shit in my eye.
#889
Perfect Dark / Re: *** AGDQ 2015 PD Agent Prediction Thread ***
December 29, 2014, 08:26:25 PM
28:50 with double laser skip.
#890
FFA / Re: Who is the most irrelevant eliter of all time?
December 26, 2014, 06:36:04 AM
Low blow from chuck.
#891
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** AGDQ 2015 GE Agent Race Prediction Thread ***
December 26, 2014, 06:33:17 AM
Luckwood: 22:34
Fluke szklarz: 22:37
Flosshard: 22:57
OoT dropout: 23:15
#892
FFA / Re: Ask any Porn related questions here
December 26, 2014, 12:00:58 AM
Bump.

My expertise has now spread into the russion teen genre and I'm dabbling in thai softcore.
#893
FFA / Re: 0/10
December 23, 2014, 05:24:55 AM
Well im trying not to be mean.
#894
FFA / Re: 0/10
December 23, 2014, 05:23:28 AM
Please be more constructive with your critisism.
#895
FFA / Re: Rachel for President
December 23, 2014, 12:59:42 AM
I'm glad you're kidding. I would really hate for things to become.... messy.

I'm currently the sole candidate and I'd like to keep it that way.
#896
FFA / Re: Wrong Warp in Goldeneye!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 22, 2014, 08:14:31 PM
I did a wrong warp in GE once. Went to play archives but when the level started I realised I had accidently selected silo.
#897
FFA / Re: * feels *
December 22, 2014, 08:12:51 PM
You would still rage over video games but it's possible you'd be less emo :)
#898
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***Highs And Lows*** [ 2014 a Self-Reflection ]
December 21, 2014, 09:26:33 PM
Congrats jim :) so did you propose or did she? how did it go down.
#899
FFA / Re: ~~*** PETITION TO BRING BACK CUTE ACE ***~~
December 21, 2014, 08:39:29 PM
Signing again.
#900
FFA / Re: * feels *
December 21, 2014, 08:38:54 PM
Do you have a gf?
#901
FFA / Re: RIP
December 14, 2014, 09:49:08 PM
#902
FFA / RIP
December 14, 2014, 08:57:53 PM
This board.
#903
General Chat / Re: Forums:Google/Search
December 12, 2014, 12:31:45 AM
who dis
#904
FFA / Re: Noob questions about using NTSC N64 in Europe
December 10, 2014, 09:09:11 PM
This reminds me of the time I blew 2 NTSC power supplys by plugging them into a 240V socket with a cheap convertor.
#905
General Chat / Re: 2014 Elite Chess Tournament
December 10, 2014, 08:32:54 PM
Well I will still play the final when you want to. Just let me know a weekend that you're willing to do it.
#906
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Edgar Talayko's legitimacy
December 10, 2014, 08:27:09 PM
Well that's a very entertaining story, Eric, but the real detectives have to worry about that little thing called evidence.
#907
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
December 09, 2014, 11:37:51 PM
Congrats. I remember 54 being hard and annoying to get. I feel like anyone getting 54's should be top 20 at least.
#908
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
December 09, 2014, 08:42:26 PM
#909
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Edgar Talayko's legitimacy
December 09, 2014, 08:38:43 PM
I would proof call his silo times.
#910
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
December 03, 2014, 09:49:16 PM
Total points gained from unhoard = 6.

Amazing.
#911
General Chat / Re: 2014 Elite Chess Tournament
December 03, 2014, 08:15:16 PM
GRAND FINAL:

Me and Tyler have agreed to play the final at 8pm EST on Saturday 6th of December.

I think next time the tournament should be single elimination, as it appears the lower ranked players don't care to play their matches after a couple of rounds.

I also had an idea of having the same system as the world chess championship. So, the winner of this final becomes the elite champion. Then after however longer there is a candidates tournment to see who challenges the elite champion.
#912
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***GOLDENEYE 007 UNARMED WORLD RECORDS***
December 02, 2014, 11:24:42 PM
Just change the name of the league to 'We want to only use slapper only but sometimes in order to complete level objectives or get to the end of the level we have to use a gun and/or explosive devices so in those cases we will unfortunately have to use weapons but we  we will totally use slapper for everything else league.'

Rolls right off the tongue.
#913
FFA / Re: Tyler's motivation
December 02, 2014, 07:18:27 PM
Everybody wanna steal his girl.
#914
General Chat / Re: 2014 Elite Chess Tournament
November 27, 2014, 12:28:07 AM
Eric/alec/wodah can you please get the word out for eric to do a mock up of the 4th round. The result of alec/goose shouldn't affect the top players' bracket and I'm keen to know who I'm playing and play my match.
#915
General Chat / Re: 2014 Elite Chess Tournament
November 26, 2014, 09:25:49 PM
Can we get reminders out to get people to finish up their round 3 matches?
#916
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Elite Proof Policy Changes for 2015
November 26, 2014, 08:32:25 PM
Pretty sure if you slap Cass with 10% health you fail. But unless it's required I'm sure having the setting on the minimum should be a requirement.
#917
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Elite Proof Policy Changes for 2015
November 26, 2014, 09:59:37 AM
Wouter your post caused confusion with multiple people causing them to start doubting themselves and their vids. So I can feel I'm justified in telling people to ignore it.

What videos the site should link has literally nothing to do with the proof policy. This is why, when you carefully read the proof policy, you'll see it's not mentioned anywhere.

Thus, your post is confusing, because you're mixing site suggestions with proof policies.

Edit: further clarification on your post.. 1. It stated things like they were a fact, and 2. Only significant times need no music vids, so just saying a general statement like 'no vids with music should be on the ranks' is super confusing and actually incorrect.

If you get runway a 22 it's certainly acceptable to add music and it's certainly acceptable to put that on the ranks.
#918
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Elite Proof Policy Changes for 2015
November 26, 2014, 07:43:20 AM
Sorry if anyone is confused here. What Wouter said is incorrect so just ignore that post in relation to ranks should have no music in vids.

In game sound only is required for significant times only. That's not a stab at Alec, it's just the proof policy.

Yes, the b2 44 vid would no longer be acceptable proof. There would have to be two vids made if you want to do that, one with music and one without. As far as which belongs on the ranks, it doesn't state that anywhere on the proof policy and I don't think any ruling has officially been made on that.

For the guys grabbing those multi-tied WR's (or multi-tied higher pointers) or times less than 92 points do what you want with the vids. But obviously, for proof purposes, it's best to have normal videos without extra music etc. This ensures the rankings remain as accurate as possible. Only when we work together and have legit videos can we help to spot cheaters etc.

#919
General Chat / Re: 2014 Elite Chess Tournament
November 26, 2014, 06:55:48 AM
Match result rd 3 - K.. vs Tyler - 1-1
#920
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Elite Proof Policy Changes for 2015
November 26, 2014, 12:03:24 AM
Quote from: Alec McDonald on November 25, 2014, 10:50:19 PM
What if in-game sound is used but there is music in the mix as well? I've done this for most of my PRs and thought that this was okay. All it is is in-game music off.

It's only an issue for significant times.
#921
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
November 23, 2014, 06:17:38 AM
The run is approximately .5 slower than the 23's so I think even with a boost it wouldn't be 23. There was about .2 lost before picking up the tape. The rest was clean though but the keyguard kill could be .05-.1 better by doing what mouser said.
#922
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
November 22, 2014, 09:10:44 PM
No vid m8.
#923
General Chat / Re: 2014 Elite Chess Tournament
November 22, 2014, 11:21:52 AM
Yep I'm rdy.
#924
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
November 22, 2014, 08:54:21 AM
time to move to single nade strat.
#925
General Chat / Re: 2014 Elite Chess Tournament
November 22, 2014, 08:42:40 AM
Keen for my next match asap.
#926
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
November 22, 2014, 03:20:53 AM
Congrats Jim.
#927
GoldenEye 007 / Re: How about a new 'Info' menu-dropdown on the rankings?
November 20, 2014, 08:25:34 PM
Yeah this is great. I've always been ever so slightly frustrated that the rankings didn't have a link to the boards.
#928
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
November 20, 2014, 08:21:37 PM
Chebron you executed the B2 strat really, really well. That 24 looked more pro than 90% of the others.

Congrats Justin that's insane.
#929
General Chat / Re: 2014 Elite Chess Tournament
November 20, 2014, 08:28:33 AM
pumped
#930
FFA / Re: Salty, Washed-Up Players post HERE!
November 18, 2014, 07:08:02 AM
:(
#931
FFA / Re: Who is the most pretentious poster?
November 17, 2014, 06:54:58 AM
I looked up the definition of pretentious but I still don't know what it means :(
#932
FFA / Re: I dare you can't stop scroll down
November 16, 2014, 07:10:21 AM
Nah it doesnt. My post made as much logical sense as 50 cent's which was kind of the point.
#933
FFA / Re: I dare you can't stop scroll down
November 16, 2014, 12:16:01 AM
Quote from: SWAG on November 15, 2014, 10:33:13 PM
Quote from: m8 on November 15, 2014, 07:30:58 PM
Get fucked. Are you still fapping to photo galleries? If photo galleries are all you are interested in, you have a serious problem. Maybe get a real girlfriend.

just stop being mad

I said im not interested in photos of girls anymore id rather watch vids if i wanted to look at them. You implied i only care about porn and that i have a serious problem. So my get fucked still stands. Youre the one who was insulting to me first.
#934
FFA / Re: I dare you can't stop scroll down
November 15, 2014, 07:30:58 PM
Get fucked. Are you still fapping to photo galleries? If photo galleries are all you are interested in, you have a serious problem. Maybe get a real girlfriend.
#935
FFA / Re: I dare you can't stop scroll down
November 15, 2014, 11:39:36 AM
This is the year 2014. After 10+ years of on demand porn vids a photo gallery doesnt interest me in the slightest anymore.
#936
General Chat / Re: 2014 Elite Chess Tournament
November 15, 2014, 06:04:43 AM
Time control is 'move a piece already' with increments of 'hurry the fuck up'.
#937
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Re: ***OFFICIAL GE Incentives 2014***
November 15, 2014, 03:57:38 AM
He doesn't want to make the changes.

Time to move on and look to/find others to help.
#938
General Chat / Re: 2014 Elite Chess Tournament
November 13, 2014, 11:35:52 AM
Holy shit youre proactive.

You have my sword.
#939
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
November 13, 2014, 08:01:53 AM
Well it would be like me saying you caked B1 OOA 1:02 because it only took you 2 hours.
#940
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
November 13, 2014, 07:38:55 AM
Quote from: if you're coming my way... just don't on November 13, 2014, 07:19:27 AM
epic, just when you start to think Clemens is washed up and has nothing left, he cakes difficult WRs.  Pretty amazing.  Nice job.

Caked? He spent a fair bit of time on this.
#941
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
November 13, 2014, 03:46:03 AM
Quote from: last frame boost after keyguard on November 13, 2014, 03:25:52 AM
As for whats next, I think fac 43 since imo it is easier

B2 23 confirmed tier 1.

Grats man. I'm glad that now all of the true GE gods have this time :)
#942
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Proposed Proof Policy Changes for 2015
November 13, 2014, 12:22:47 AM
Ah that covers it thanks.
#943
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Proposed Proof Policy Changes for 2015
November 13, 2014, 12:04:10 AM
Yes, yes, yes ,yes.

I would also, while on topic, add a subclause that unless a device/3rd party controller has been approved by the community for use it should be considered not complying to proof policy. And we should create a list of approved 3rd party stuff.
#944
FFA / Re: ATTN: Surface 2 Players
November 11, 2014, 06:30:47 AM
Maybe some people have better things to do than play a 17 year old game that no one cares about anymore.
#945
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Achievement Rankings
November 10, 2014, 09:42:23 AM
Quote from: Had 53 with initials back in the day on November 07, 2014, 09:33:40 AM
What Wouter said :) Also in days with such high activity I wouldn't enjoy an achievement system were, say, Boss would've been 100% done a long time ago.

I don't really like the Dedicated thing, it seems like exaggerated adulation of the very oldschool people. It's more a trivium than an achievement. But w/e, Top 10 or UWR achievements from like 2001 are not much different.

By your logic it seems that Newton's theories werent much of an acheivement because they are taught in high schools now and are pretty simple.
#946
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post/Discuss new Strats/Timesavers/Ideas
November 06, 2014, 09:37:26 PM
I do.
#947
FFA / Re: HIP HOP AIN'T DEAD [PART V]
November 06, 2014, 04:19:19 AM
she can't pronounce shit properly though.
#948
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The "Make Alecboy Pointless" Campaign
November 06, 2014, 03:25:52 AM
That was the worst execution of the suicide strat I've ever seen.
#949
FFA / Re: HIP HOP AIN'T DEAD [PART V]
November 06, 2014, 03:24:38 AM
would you bang?
#950
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
November 05, 2014, 04:09:58 AM
Quote from: Infected Mind on November 05, 2014, 01:15:38 AM
Blew a 1:57 20 minutes later.

Yeh rite m8
#951
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *****ATTN: ANYONE WHO WANTS TO BE ON THE-ELITE TWITCH TEAM*****
November 05, 2014, 12:21:12 AM
#952
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
November 03, 2014, 09:46:04 PM
This is why I need to make a tutorial on how to speedrun properly.
#953
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
November 03, 2014, 09:45:32 PM
Landing the mine is easy? I don't understand the problem? You're supposed to practice that beforehand and come up with your own consistent way of doing it.
#954
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
November 03, 2014, 08:58:32 PM
Jim always inventing new ways to be a complete scrub.
#955
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *****ATTN: ANYONE WHO WANTS TO BE ON THE-ELITE TWITCH TEAM*****
November 02, 2014, 11:00:34 PM
What's the benefit?
#956
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: **ATTENTION: The-Elite Council**
November 02, 2014, 09:34:09 PM
I don't remember where or why I think you said that. I see where you're going now, and I can only see where you're going because you just told me.

It's semi troll to post a suggestion 3 times in the 'post suggestions here' topic and have them completely ignored.

All good though.
#957
Perfect Dark / Re: Post A/SA/PA/100% Single Segment Speedruns HERE
November 02, 2014, 08:32:49 PM
How much time does the skip save? Seems like it would be worth it.
#958
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: **ATTENTION: The-Elite Council**
November 02, 2014, 08:28:26 PM
Ok I'm confused now. When I requested that the 'Agent' single segment runs be renamed to 'Any%' you said you wouldn't touch it because YE might get upset.
#959
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: **ATTENTION: The-Elite Council**
November 02, 2014, 03:32:05 AM
I personally believe we should try and implament an auto mod. I.e a time above a certain point threshhold must have a vid linked in order to be posted.

For example when a time is posted the system does a check and if its over the threshold and doesnt have a vid linked it gives the user an error msg saying a vid must be linked.
#960
GoldenEye 007 / Re: October 2014 Proof Call
November 02, 2014, 03:28:20 AM
Quote from: back in my day dam 53 was a 2 liner on November 02, 2014, 02:17:16 AM
Philip has 2:19 Statue SA and there is a video on his timespage.

You mean the time he just got in november? You're a month early. Ace pls.
#961
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
November 02, 2014, 03:25:49 AM
Congrats on 6th place Jimmy.
#962
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: **ATTENTION: The-Elite Council**
October 31, 2014, 01:35:34 AM
I don't believe drawing a line at a time being worth time is arbitrary. There is a tangible difference being that the player is awarded points for the time. The current line is arbitrary, but putting the line at points in general is not arbitrary at all.

I wouldn't be in favour of saying ANY pointed time required proof. But I do think the current line of 70-80 points is too high, and I would be in favour of taking the line down to around 50 points. There are has an influx of newer players getting a lot of good times, and now the bar for 80 point times is a lot higher than it was 1-2 years ago.
#963
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***OFFICIAL GE Incentives 2014***
October 31, 2014, 12:08:16 AM
I think we're creating an incentive bubble here. Reminds me of the stock market where there is just fake money thrown out everywhere. And when people profit they throw the fake money straight back into the system.

One of these days there is going to be a run on the GE incentives.
#964
FFA / Re: Remove Thiradell
October 29, 2014, 01:57:14 AM
Third does the GE proof stuff which seems like a really boring job and a lot of work these days cause of the activity.
#965
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Why the hell are we allowing cheat sticks?
October 27, 2014, 11:52:50 PM
Jimbo's stubborness on this topic makes ghee-ghus look like Jim Carrey's character from Yes Man.
#966
FFA / Re: Re: The-Elite at AGDQ 2015 (IMPORTANT! Please Read)
October 27, 2014, 03:29:18 AM
Quote from: Alec McDonald on October 27, 2014, 02:58:03 AM
Quote from: Fluke Szklarz on October 27, 2014, 02:55:33 AM
Quote from: Woody's Fac Leave Strat on October 27, 2014, 02:49:15 AM
Quote from: Alec McDonald on October 26, 2014, 11:04:22 PM
Quote from: Fluke Szklarz on October 26, 2014, 10:22:28 PM
Quote from: SM64 is better than GE on October 26, 2014, 10:18:15 PM
Quote from: RBlackGoose on October 26, 2014, 04:11:41 PM
Quote from: Alec McDonald on October 26, 2014, 12:23:07 PM
Quote from: AxZ on October 26, 2014, 11:22:19 AM
Quote from: Ridge Forrester on October 26, 2014, 11:02:28 AM
Quote from: Fluke Szklarz on October 26, 2014, 10:31:07 AM
Quote from: Fluke Szklarz on October 26, 2014, 10:30:48 AM
Quote from: Jimbo on October 26, 2014, 10:28:28 AM
Quote from: Otto on October 26, 2014, 07:59:19 AM
Quote from: dsx on October 26, 2014, 07:27:03 AM
Quote from: AxZ on October 26, 2014, 06:45:01 AM
Quote from: 夜神月 on October 26, 2014, 06:38:16 AM
Quote from: SM64 is better than GE on October 26, 2014, 05:09:59 AM
Quote from: Alec McDonald on October 26, 2014, 03:15:49 AM
Quote from: twiii on October 26, 2014, 03:10:08 AM
Quote from: Lando Calrissian on October 26, 2014, 02:45:17 AM
Quote from: Woody's Fac Leave Strat on October 26, 2014, 02:11:00 AM
Quote from: Jimbo on October 26, 2014, 01:42:36 AM
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goose sucks
#967
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Why the hell are we allowing cheat sticks?
October 27, 2014, 03:26:10 AM
Furthermore, Nintendo are no longer making controllers and haven't for a long time. With your reasoning the lifespan of the game would be very limited because eventually all of the official controllers will stop working and then we're fucked. This seems like an obvious attempt to remain in the top 10, because you know that by the time people inevitably catch up to you their controllers will be worn out and unusable.
#968
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Why the hell are we allowing cheat sticks?
October 27, 2014, 03:23:10 AM
I'm sorry but this is really pathetic behaviour coming from a moderator.
#969
FFA / Re: Re: The-Elite at AGDQ 2015 (IMPORTANT! Please Read)
October 26, 2014, 10:18:15 PM
Quote from: RBlackGoose on October 26, 2014, 04:11:41 PM
Quote from: Alec McDonald on October 26, 2014, 12:23:07 PM
Quote from: AxZ on October 26, 2014, 11:22:19 AM
Quote from: Ridge Forrester on October 26, 2014, 11:02:28 AM
Quote from: Fluke Szklarz on October 26, 2014, 10:31:07 AM
Quote from: Fluke Szklarz on October 26, 2014, 10:30:48 AM
Quote from: Jimbo on October 26, 2014, 10:28:28 AM
Quote from: Otto on October 26, 2014, 07:59:19 AM
Quote from: dsx on October 26, 2014, 07:27:03 AM
Quote from: AxZ on October 26, 2014, 06:45:01 AM
Quote from: 夜神月 on October 26, 2014, 06:38:16 AM
Quote from: SM64 is better than GE on October 26, 2014, 05:09:59 AM
Quote from: Alec McDonald on October 26, 2014, 03:15:49 AM
Quote from: twiii on October 26, 2014, 03:10:08 AM
Quote from: Lando Calrissian on October 26, 2014, 02:45:17 AM
Quote from: Woody's Fac Leave Strat on October 26, 2014, 02:11:00 AM
Quote from: Jimbo on October 26, 2014, 01:42:36 AM
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goose sucks
#970
FFA / Re: The-Elite at AGDQ 2015 (IMPORTANT! Please Read)
October 26, 2014, 05:09:59 AM
Quote from: Alec McDonald on October 26, 2014, 03:15:49 AM
Quote from: twiii on October 26, 2014, 03:10:08 AM
Quote from: Lando Calrissian on October 26, 2014, 02:45:17 AM
Quote from: Woody's Fac Leave Strat on October 26, 2014, 02:11:00 AM
Quote from: Jimbo on October 26, 2014, 01:42:36 AM
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#971
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Special Agent Runs officially include MBR and Maian SOS?
October 23, 2014, 10:49:04 PM
Its not troll that agent unlocks mbr. Its troll that neither pd or ge have an any% categery (sigh). Any% = fastest to credits. Agent = all levels on agent including mbr, same for sa and pa (maian and war).
#972
FFA / Re: I'm CMPFreek - AMA!
October 23, 2014, 04:32:11 AM
Oh yes. The era of CMPFreek still haunts my dreams.

Not a week goes by that I don't think about those days and all of the controversy and heartache that was caused.
#973
FFA / Re: ATTN: Coby Cook (Godfriend)
October 18, 2014, 09:10:07 AM
His candle burned out long before his legend ever will.
#974
FFA / ATTN: Coby Cook (Godfriend)
October 18, 2014, 07:55:28 AM
#975
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
October 17, 2014, 11:43:03 PM
Lol that vid would have been way more amazing if you didn't look and see where he landed :)
#976
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
October 16, 2014, 11:39:47 PM
Cosmo 'h dear he just got depot 40 for his first WR that's pretty cool' wright? Yeah.. it is.
#977
FFA / ATTN: Swompz
October 16, 2014, 09:01:59 AM
where u?
#978
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
October 15, 2014, 10:29:04 PM
congrats bro.
#979
FFA / Re: rubbersticks 2016
October 14, 2014, 10:58:17 PM
Just for the record, I'm ok with this person's decision to do this. However what I'm not ok with is the self deceiving, higher than thou, inconsistent reasoning for doing it.
#980
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Goldeneye, SM64 and OoT beaten in 51 minutes.
October 14, 2014, 10:55:59 PM
Quote from: hotshott on October 14, 2014, 10:24:19 PM
Time to collect that Twitch Partnership and rake in the money.  :nesquik:

Pretty sure that would still require a ton of work. Even with this vid getting a lot of views nothing much will come of it unless I work hard now.
#981
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Goldeneye, SM64 and OoT beaten in 51 minutes.
October 14, 2014, 09:10:14 PM
I think you'll always get some negative comments. But generally the comments have been super positive. 90% of people really like it!
#982
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Goldeneye, SM64 and OoT beaten in 51 minutes.
October 13, 2014, 09:18:59 PM
nice :)
#983
Other Games / Re: Super Mario 64
October 12, 2014, 05:06:38 AM
16 star - 18:38
#984
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Goldeneye, SM64 and OoT beaten in 51 minutes.
October 11, 2014, 07:42:06 AM
OK, here is the official vid...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKv5l7OejtE

Please share/like the vid :) Any help making this viral would be appreciated.

I will definitely go for lower at some point. Will crack sub 50 and beyond. Perhaps even get it down to 45 minutes one day.
#985
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Goldeneye, SM64 and OoT beaten in 51 minutes.
October 11, 2014, 12:13:12 AM
Thanks guys. Yeah the run was 50:57 but I timed it to the cinema to make it easier for n00b and non speedrunners to understand the timing.

This is a separate category called the Simultaneous Triathlon :)
#986
GoldenEye 007 / Goldeneye, SM64 and OoT beaten in 51 minutes.
October 10, 2014, 07:29:21 AM
***Please do not share, tweet, or reddit this until I have made the official vid. Will update topic this weekend when this is made***

http://www.twitch.tv/K..J../c/5269327

This is something I have been working on for the last few months. Using Goose's idea of the triathlon I used 3 tv's and 3 consoles to play each game at the same time... and beat all three in 51 minutes.

Enjoy :)
#987
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
October 09, 2014, 10:06:07 PM
Henrik you still using PAL?
#988
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***OFFICIAL GE Incentives 2014***
October 07, 2014, 10:47:27 PM
Quote from: Vicar of the Speedrun Realm on October 07, 2014, 06:58:14 PM
I will try to get Paige in on this

though she's morbidly against facecam so maybe it'd all be for naught

That's exactly what a girl who didn't exist would say.
#989
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
October 03, 2014, 09:30:44 PM
That person was not informed. It takes 2 limb hits and 2 head hits to kill trev. If you are firing double zmg when you run into the hut aim for the chest cause its the biggest target. Do not shoot his head or he will run to the end.

The person in the vid got lucky. Dont do it like that.
#990
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
October 01, 2014, 10:44:25 PM
Congrats on 6th place, Jimmy.
#991
FFA / Re: HIP HOP AIN'T DEAD PART 2
September 30, 2014, 11:15:14 PM
hotshot wtf
#992
FFA / Re: Overall Potential Rankings
September 29, 2014, 11:38:48 PM
Thanks for including me on the list. Always feels good to be recognised for the amazing player I am.
#993
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
September 29, 2014, 11:07:59 PM
Nice job Matt!
#994
GoldenEye 007 / Re: GoldenEye 007 Tutorials
September 28, 2014, 06:11:56 AM
Yeah my mine throw was really consistent(I once got 4 in a row). What was less consistent was the ending, but after a bit of practice it became easier. Did not take long to get the record, I just needed a clean end. Learning the new end strat is a far better option.
#995
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ** FANTASY GE SPEEDRUNNING LEAGUE **
September 27, 2014, 03:07:05 AM
dropping jeff martin, picking up Marc R..
#996
Other Games / Re: Post New Random Game PRs Here!
September 26, 2014, 10:35:40 AM
Oot 22:17 (emu)
#997
Other Games / Re: Post New Random Game PRs Here!
September 26, 2014, 09:38:23 AM
sm64 16 star 18:38 (n64)
#998
FFA / Re: rubberbands 2014
September 26, 2014, 08:19:31 AM
Shadow I wasn't talking about me, I was talking about the OP. So you misunderstand my point.
#999
FFA / Re: rubberbands 2014
September 25, 2014, 11:25:11 PM
This reminds me of The Lord of the Rings, where golem (who is obviously messed up in the head) manages to turn Frodo against Sam. Sam knows Golem is evil and abuses him for it, but Frodo (who is somewhat messed up by the ring) doesn't see it (or refuses to because he is clinging onto hope that he himself can be saved from the ring) and abuses Sam for it. Eventually casting out Sam (who was just trying to protect Frodo).
#1000
Other Games / Re: Post New Random Game PRs Here!
September 25, 2014, 10:40:15 PM
sm64 16 star 19:06 (n64)
oot any % 23:08 (emu)
#1001
FFA / Re: rubberbands 2014
September 25, 2014, 09:41:13 PM
Basically, I try to stop people from wasting time on stupid trolls (or just fuckwits in general) because they are too naive and unwise to know when they are being played or abused.

But I'm completely happy to let you take care of yourselves.
#1002
FFA / Re: rubberbands 2014
September 25, 2014, 09:36:06 PM
In fact, just remove my mod status.

I 100% believe this person is either a complete dick, wasting everyone's time, or a complete troll, wasting everyone's time. If you don't agree with the judgement then we have a problem obviously.

If I wasn't a mod I could voice my opinion without all the bullshit attached.

#1003
General Chat / Re: The-Elite at AGDQ 2015 (IMPORTANT! Please Read)
September 25, 2014, 09:30:36 PM
Nice work guys, this will be great.
#1004
FFA / Re: rubberbands 2014
September 25, 2014, 09:16:58 PM
Quote from: ghee-ghus on September 25, 2014, 05:24:17 PM
but the thing is that even after all of this, i had already outright stated my position well before captain planet butted in. i will maintain that people just have super sensitive triggers and that there's nothing i can do about that except make every post in a super roundabout way that these people can't even process (which is stupid and way closer to trolling than anything i've done so far). oh fucking well.

Jimbo, coming from a new person this is 10x more rude than anything I did. And I knew the person was either extremely rude/a troll the moment he had done several replies.

Jim, a worrying thing with you (and a couple of others), is that the only metric you have at the moment to measure rudeness is profanities. This is going to fuck you up in life because people will nicely use and abuse the fuck out of you and then you will wake up in 5 years realising you've wasted years of effort and emotions on people for nothing.

You PM'd this person and it did absolutely nothing for this discussion, because the discussion was never about answering questions, but rather having us yield to this apparently fact that we're 'sketchy' and 'weird' and 'inconcsistent' with our reasoning in our decisions. Instead of listening to the replies he got, he believes that people simply do not understand him, or else we would agree. and if he disagrees, it's not because he's disagreeing, it's because we don't understand or because we have 'sensitive triggers'.

I sincerely worry about you Jim if you continue to be this blind to things like this.

But in saying that, in the future I will not move topics. Please continue to waste your time investing into every single random person who decides to come here with an agenda.
#1005
FFA / Re: rubberbands 2014
September 25, 2014, 10:20:35 AM
[quote author = Jimbo]I responded to the original poster in PM with a real answer and a decent apology for everyone else being an ass. Yes, K.. moved it here from Goldeneye.[/quote]

The next day...

Quote from: ghee-ghus on September 25, 2014, 03:59:11 AM
wow. i stopped reading this because i figured the rest of this topic was just going to be that awful reply by captain planet and then a couple more joke posts. i really appreciate that people at least tried to answer the topic since.

Quote from: Captain Planet on September 22, 2014, 12:52:32 AM
Things are decided on a case-by-case basis. It's generally a bad idea to use 'universal principles' to dictate decisions because every case is different. Long story short, we looked at everything and made a decision to allow them.
the problem is that you keep thinking i'm trying to change something. that is not what i have ever been talking about; as i've said in every single post, i'm completely ok with the actual use of rubberbands. i'm pretty close to putting it as a sig, even.

Quote from: Carathorn on September 22, 2014, 04:46:24 AM
They aren't accepted but more so frowned upon. It's impossible to measure it detect someone using it when a person only shows a vid of one run. It's a former of cruise control just like the L R Start trick, and as mentioned before, it does not create an input which is impossible to execute without a rubber band.

This is all there is to it. There are no why's, it's been decided like this by people who made up the proof policy which I strongly support because if not allowed: good luck trying to fight it.
right. quite a few people have now said that the decision was more or less "oh people started liking this so we're going to do it". again, that's fine, there's nothing wrong with that.

the problem with the comparison is that it goes beyond "cruise control" by bringing in (or removing) an element that's not a button on the controller or a glitch in the game. it really is no different from popping the controller open and doing whatever you like, because the same type of thing has been done and the same results are achieved. and, again, there's nothing wrong with that... as long as people are being honest about it. see also: autofire in the arcade communities.

Quote from: Shadow on September 22, 2014, 07:56:31 AM
A rubber band just holds the stick in a certain position.

I could do the same by placing the controller between my knees, but it would be far more annoying. No slippery slope here.
well, that annoyance is kinda supposed to be there. you don't just go around basically hacking things because something "annoys" you, especially not with all these strange justifications.

i will assure you that the slippery slope is not on my end.

Quote from: Stoxenbawns on September 22, 2014, 08:38:51 AM
I lost my right hand in an accident and have a prosthetic hand which has an elastic band attached? Should I not be allowed to speedrun this game?
for now, i'm going to take this post seriously, regardless of whether it was a joke or not.

this is starting to get into the debate of mechanical parts in sports, which is technically a different kind of topic. again, i'm not trying to "change" anything; rubber bands are pretty obviously allowed, so as far as the elastic band goes, if you're trying to use it as a rubber band is supposed to be used for goldeneye here, then that should simply be noted.

Quote from: Spec on September 22, 2014, 02:20:32 PM
Dude, I've been using my elbows for the analog stick and my tongue on A/B/Start because my left hand was born glued to my face... it means that I can't be a top goldeneye player anymore??? :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
may as well take this post seriously too. using other body parts is great, and i've already mentioned them. there is no way you can really "cheat" with them like you could with a rubber band/controller mod.

again, rubber bands = fundamentally ok. but rubber bands also = controller mod. and yes, controller mods = fundamentally ok. but people need to be honest about these things.

Quote from: Captain Planet on September 22, 2014, 09:46:37 PM
Addendum: Sorry for being so harsh before.
thank you. seriously, thank you. jesus christ. i think this has simply been a giant breakdown of communication that has very little to do with any post in the thread.

Quote from: Thiradell on September 23, 2014, 06:34:19 PM
"i would also be in that thread arguing for handcam 20XX solely out of principle"

You are the 1%. Rubber bands are accepted because it makes sense to accept them.

"i really do not understand the history behind this issue."

Sorry bro, but educate yourself. Admitting you know nothing about this while questioning why the decision has been made doesn't make sense.
sorry, but no. i had already searched as much as i could about the darned things and all i really found was that "hated innovations" topic, which only covers some blowback well after the fact. others have already made clear what the situation is like since.

again, i don't have a problem with the actual decision, especially seeing as it was more or less random. but there's another layer to this that ends up being way more important, because it's what i've been complaining about in the first place: the dishonesty.

it really does seem that there's a misplaced sense of pride among some (probably one that people are simply clinging to because it's available) and a good bit of simple dishonesty among others. the use of rubber bands seems to be one of those "secrets that everyone knows"; it is generally kept hushed up and apparently violently reacted to whenever someone tries to talk about it (i'm having points i've said countless times getting completely ignored as if i never said them). that's kinda worrying, sir.

Quote from: Captain Planet on September 25, 2014, 12:02:19 AM
When a completely random person appears out of nowhere and posts a topic just to tell us how much they disagree with a policy they are either 1) a troll (99% likely), or 2) a moron.

You gave him an 'answer'? He got several answers in this topic but every time he would just still disagree and expect us to 'concede' that we are 'white lieing' everything' For the socially clueless again, this person is either a troll or an idiot.

He knew that FFA was a 'joke' board, and he found the topic very quickly after it was moved. Further confirming my suspisions that this person is just a troll, because a random person would not understand where, or what FFA is.

For those taking this seriously, you're gambling with small odds here.
Quote from: Captain Planet on September 25, 2014, 12:10:50 AM
Let me give you a metaphor.

If you wanted to develop a relationship with someone would you...

1) introduce yourself, be nice/pleasant etc, respect the other person OR
2) show up and start disagreeing with them, having no other contact with them at all

Just think about it for a second. I'm sorry some of you are too naive to understand basic human interaction and what it says about people and their intentions.
even after that apology? wow. so, even though i covered the entire reason you're freaking out earlier in this hella tl;dr post:

when a mod comes out of nowhere and starts freaking out about things that haven't even been said--this is the nth time i'm going to say that i'm perfectly fine with the actual policy--and then presses this supposed point despite me actually saying nth times that they're complaining about something that may as well be from another dimension... you're either a troll yourself, or you've got a canned response about something you don't even want to touch anymore.

so what's with the insulting of my intelligence, even though that fits right in line with this behavior? i took the second required to glance over all the different subforums so that i knew i was posting in the right place. i had the topic bookmarked so i would remember to look at it when i could (because this issue really does interest me that much); i didn't realize it was moved until i found i couldn't edit anymore, and i think i'm perfectly capable of reading a subforum description after realizing this. and even aside from all of that, i could clearly see this topic as the "recent topic" for this subforum on the forum index... can, even, before i made this post just now. i'm not sure it's even been displaced except by that stupid joke mirror topic...

i didn't "disagree" with anybody from the outset, especially not you! you came out of nowhere and started accusing me of a really boring cliche that i didn't even tangentially touch on and that i have denied ever since. i know you're a mod and all, but even other mods have pointed out that you're going a bit too far here, so i think it's fair for me to claim that you're the one who needs to rethink how to approach people.

once again, at the end of all of this, i am still worried about what i perceive as a misplaced sense of pride over something that has normally always been seen as cheating by everyone who makes the metric, in a field where the experts are frequently falsely accused of cheating. the actual decision is fine; the faux-casual responses are not, especially when i'm being told that this is both super serious policy and casual house rule. i'm sorry, but that's extremely worrying.

i'd like to get into speedrunning one day, and goldeneye seems like a cool enough game (though i'd probably play pd at that point tbch)... how am i supposed to completely ignore the game's community being super weird about something like this? why does this have to be so sketchy?

Nice work Jimbo! Your real answer was a complete success!  :kappa:
#1006
FFA / Re: rubberbands 2014
September 25, 2014, 04:07:27 AM
100% troll. Most people realised this (hence the dumb replies). For those who think otherwise, enjoy your new friend.
#1007
FFA / Re: rubberbands 2014
September 25, 2014, 12:10:50 AM
Let me give you a metaphor.

If you wanted to develop a relationship with someone would you...

1) introduce yourself, be nice/pleasant etc, respect the other person OR
2) show up and start disagreeing with them, having no other contact with them at all

Just think about it for a second. I'm sorry some of you are too naive to understand basic human interaction and what it says about people and their intentions.
#1008
FFA / Re: rubberbands 2014
September 25, 2014, 12:02:19 AM
When a completely random person appears out of nowhere and posts a topic just to tell us how much they disagree with a policy they are either 1) a troll (99% likely), or 2) a moron.

You gave him an 'answer'? He got several answers in this topic but every time he would just still disagree and expect us to 'concede' that we are 'white lieing' everything' For the socially clueless again, this person is either a troll or an idiot.

He knew that FFA was a 'joke' board, and he found the topic very quickly after it was moved. Further confirming my suspisions that this person is just a troll, because a random person would not understand where, or what FFA is.

For those taking this seriously, you're gambling with small odds here.
#1009
FFA / Re: robothands 2015
September 22, 2014, 10:39:14 PM
brb gonna go bust a robotnut.
#1010
FFA / Re: rubberbands 2014
September 22, 2014, 09:46:37 PM
Addendum: Sorry for being so harsh before.
#1011
FFA / Re: rubberbands 2014
September 22, 2014, 12:52:32 AM
Things are decided on a case-by-case basis. It's generally a bad idea to use 'universal principles' to dictate decisions because every case is different. Long story short, we looked at everything and made a decision to allow them.
#1012
FFA / Re: rubberbands 2014
September 22, 2014, 12:49:20 AM
You don't understand because you're socially retarded.

You're a random person making his first post about how rubberbands shouldn't be accepted. And when people tell you why they are accepted, you argue with them. You have the social IQ of forest gump, except he wasn't obnoxious.

You need a reality check if you think people should do shit, or explain shit to you just because you tell them to.
#1013
FFA / Re: rubberbands 2014
September 21, 2014, 09:25:37 PM
Why do you care? Youre just a rude cunt trying to argue. Its obvious you have your opinion and that wont change. You didnt come here for clarification you came here just to yell your point of view at us.

This has already been discussed years ago and the players are fine with it. If you have a problem deal with it or leave.

For the record, this topic was moved because it was obvious youre just here to either argue or tell us your opinion. I doubt there was ever any intention to actually get clarification because it seems like your mind is already made up on the issue. Next time you want to randomly show up at a 15 year ild community and tell it how wrong its views are try to be a bit more polite.
#1014
FFA / Re: robothands 2015
September 21, 2014, 06:41:34 AM
What about robotcock?
#1015
FFA / Re: rubberbands 2014
September 21, 2014, 06:36:27 AM
Get fucked.
#1016
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
September 19, 2014, 12:53:23 AM
Wow Daniel, nice work.
#1017
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
September 19, 2014, 12:47:18 AM
'Jimmy Hauer-is-he-getting-all-these-records'

Congrats on 6th place Jimmy.
#1018
FFA / Re: ~~*** PETITION TO BRING BACK CUTE ACE ***~~
September 17, 2014, 02:57:59 AM
#1019
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
September 15, 2014, 02:59:41 AM
No way! This has got to be the craziest achievement for a newcomer since Kaleta in '02. Can't wait to see the vid :)
#1020
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
September 14, 2014, 12:30:11 AM
Emu is fine, a lot of my PR's were done on emu. You just have to make sure you use an emu that emulates the lag good so that it's similar to n64 and doesn't give you an unfair advantage.
#1021
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
September 13, 2014, 11:00:56 PM
Congrats luke. depot ooa 48, s2 sa 49, runway ooa 37. 3rd place is yours :)
#1022
General Chat / Re: Which of these elite logos do you prefer ?
September 11, 2014, 11:59:45 AM
Yeah i know, working on it.
#1023
General Chat / Re: Which of these elite logos do you prefer ?
September 11, 2014, 11:48:47 AM
Quote from: Adam Miller on September 11, 2014, 11:41:15 AM

Two dicks don't make a right, or whatever.

This is true and i am trying to be more aware of this.
#1024
General Chat / Re: Which of these elite logos do you prefer ?
September 11, 2014, 11:32:08 AM
You may not see what actually happened. He made a topic, specifically asking for opinions on the logo. Let me repeat, the purpose of this topic was to ask for opinions and preferences on the logo. I gave my opinion on what i thought about the logo. This was then belittled by his comment (you know the one).

He was a dick first. And while i do appreciate the work he is doing, i dont appreciate the dick move and it annoyed me. Sure, i could have been nicer. But i didnt randomly throw attitude at him for no reason.
#1025
General Chat / Re: Which of these elite logos do you prefer ?
September 11, 2014, 10:54:49 AM
Adam, do not let your opinion of me get in the way of your ability to read. I literally said im not asking him (or anyone) to make the logo. I just said the idea. If someone likes it they might make it, but i wouldnt ask someone to do it.

Adam go try to be a hero somewhere else.

Patherfinder: im sorry if you thought i was telling you to make/change the logo. I was simply giving my opinion (thought it seemed relevant given that this topic was made for this exact purpose).
#1026
General Chat / Re: Which of these elite logos do you prefer ?
September 11, 2014, 10:22:59 AM
So... you're saying that because in theory, we could always provide suggestions, we should not provide any suggestions? Bro, you're not the only person here with photoshop skills. If you don't want to do it I couldn't care less. I'm putting the suggestion out to anyone who cares to try it. If you want to try it, great, if you don't, great.

Like I said in my original post, I am throwing out an idea. I never asked you to make it. So don't tell me some crap about 'we could sit here forever and not please everyone'.
#1027
General Chat / Re: Which of these elite logos do you prefer ?
September 11, 2014, 08:33:07 AM
Well to me, the green square doesn't look anywhere near as good as the logo without it. In my opinion, the only way to give PD any credit is to incorporate the font in the title. The only way you would think PD is being more rewarded is if you put more value on the font rather than the cross hair. I think that's arbitrary and just your personal value system, but I don't agree there.

As far as I see the green cross hair is only there to give PD a reference? Do people think it actually looks better for aesthetic reasons?
#1028
General Chat / Re: Which of these elite logos do you prefer ?
September 11, 2014, 07:28:37 AM
Sorry I don't understand what you're saying?
#1029
FFA / Re: RIP Jaws
September 11, 2014, 01:46:00 AM
The other topic was made here to begin with. I understand your preferences, I'll just you know my reasoning.

The death of an actor doesn't have anything to do with the game or speedrunning. In saying that if the topic was originally made in the GE topic I wouldn't have moved it.

But it's a combination of the topic not being related to the game/speedrunning + the fact that the topic was already made. I know that it's not on your preferred board, but you still have to respect the fact that someone already made a topic about it, even if it's not where you would have chosen.
#1030
FFA / Re: RIP Jaws
September 11, 2014, 01:20:11 AM
I don't mind that much if the topic is there it just seemed completely illogic to me so I moved it. Wasn't sure if you knew that the other topic was already made.
#1031
FFA / Re: RIP Jaws
September 11, 2014, 01:14:00 AM
I hear what you're saying. But someone else already made a topic, literally with the same title and about the exact same thing, which already had replies before you made your topic. If the topic had anything to do with the game/speedrunning it'd probably be worth making a 2nd topic there. But given that it's unrelated to the game/speedrunning I didn't see the need to have 2 seperate topics.
#1032
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ** FANTASY GE SPEEDRUNNING LEAGUE **
September 11, 2014, 01:09:25 AM
LOL. What a troll!

Now that I'm on a decent team though I'm way more motivated to play and get some insane records  :kappa:
#1033
FFA / Re: RIP Jaws
September 11, 2014, 12:57:46 AM
Moved to FFA because there was already an identical topic made before this by larkin. No need for two topics.
#1034
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Goldeneye Facts Topic (Speedrunning ONLY!)
September 10, 2014, 10:52:40 PM
This is very helpful for RTA runs using the trev shot.
#1035
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
September 10, 2014, 10:31:44 PM
Good work Justin.
#1036
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ** FANTASY GE SPEEDRUNNING LEAGUE **
September 10, 2014, 10:23:23 PM
Pwned.
#1037
General Chat / Re: Which of these elite logos do you prefer ?
September 10, 2014, 09:33:40 PM
I'm just throwing out an idea. What about have 'the elite.net' in a PD style block text, in front of the red cross hair. I think that might be a better way of incorporating PD without using the ugly green crosshair.

Text similar to this but perhaps with a lighter blue...

#1038
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ** FANTASY GE SPEEDRUNNING LEAGUE **
September 10, 2014, 09:03:05 PM
Dropping david silverlind. Pickin up taylor von paris.
#1039
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ** FANTASY GE SPEEDRUNNING LEAGUE **
September 09, 2014, 11:49:35 PM
OK cool, I had a quick check didn't find his name. Eise used his nick instead of GE name which makes it hard because I use ctrl-f and use names to check if people are picked up (fuck reading through every post looking for names/nicks every time I want to drop people)

Dropping K.. J.., picking up Jeff Martin.
#1040
GoldenEye 007 / Re: GoldenEye 007 Tutorials
September 09, 2014, 11:48:36 PM
I think I would like to do some tutorials soon. Make a 37 runway ooa easy strat tutorial and redo the OOA 35 tutorial. Also might make cradle SA/OOA tutorial cause these levels are underplayed.
#1041
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ** FANTASY GE SPEEDRUNNING LEAGUE **
September 09, 2014, 11:43:58 PM
Dropping K.. J.., picking up Aaron Enszer.
#1042
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new PRs that you got again here!!!
September 07, 2014, 08:51:47 AM
Inves SA 2:08. Four missed later skip attempts. = 10 second loss approx.
#1043
Perfect Dark / Re: Ask any PD related questions you like here.
September 06, 2014, 10:22:19 AM
If you dont already know, you dont need an ntsc-j to play jap. You can just take off the back of the cart.
#1044
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ** FANTASY GE SPEEDRUNNING LEAGUE **
September 06, 2014, 03:13:31 AM
Why are people just allowed to chip and change seemingly as they want? There should be set draft points. Please get se order to this madness. Atm, there is literally no risk to drafting anyone because you can change your mind 2 days later.
#1045
GoldenEye 007 / Re: August 2014 Proof Call
September 06, 2014, 12:57:01 AM
He promised vids? You said that you had seen the vids.
#1046
General Chat / Re: VIDEO - Small Fundraiser for Elite Logo Design
September 06, 2014, 12:27:01 AM
Quote from: Conveniently Timed Backboost on August 15, 2014, 04:37:02 AM
Quote from: pathfinder on August 13, 2014, 07:00:43 PM
Thanks for the feedbacks guys. Here is a probably more legible version with additional effects, pixelated realistic cross and hand script typography used for secondary texts.

link

Edit :
Following Wouter's suggestion, here is a version with a clean crosshair : link

Also here is another one. Think it's better with only one font : link



2nd edit :
Understood Illu's remark and something great happened : link


Last update with an accurate crosshair :







That looks sick! :)

I really love this logo. Can we please get an updated one without the (r)? I much prefer the logo without the pd square. I think it looks ugly. This crosshair is GE but i think it also transcends ge becase a crosshair is standard for all fps and represents accuracy, aim, stealth, professionalism, goal setting etc
#1047
General Chat / Re: VIDEO - Small Fundraiser for Elite Logo Design
September 06, 2014, 12:15:27 AM
Ok I've confirmed it's illegal to use (r) unless you've actually registered it. So please remove it.
#1048
General Chat / Re: VIDEO - Small Fundraiser for Elite Logo Design
September 06, 2014, 12:13:12 AM
Do you mind if we removed the 'registered' symbol from pathfinders logo please?

I don't recall our name/logo being a registered trademark or anything like that. So the logo is lying. Which may or may not breach trademark laws. At the worst, we are just liars trying to look important.
#1049
General Chat / Re: VIDEO - Small Fundraiser for Elite Logo Design
September 05, 2014, 11:04:56 PM
I would suggest not telling Cosmo or anyone not to use a logo just because you paid for it. I think the fact that he used the pathfinder logo mean that he liked the logo and wanted to use it. The fact that he liked the logo and wanted to use it means that it's probably not a bad logo. Let the market decide which logo it wants instead of trying to tell the market what it wants because you paid for it.

Edit: Contacted Cosmo to tell him to use and do whatever he wants on his own stream.
#1050
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ** FANTASY GE SPEEDRUNNING LEAGUE **
September 05, 2014, 10:20:56 PM
Quote from: Ogran on September 05, 2014, 02:56:43 AM
There's a team 'Ogran'? Damn, I need to get good at this game and someday apply.

Been using Ogran as an alias for 5/6 years; always creepy to see it elsewhere.

Holy moly what a coincidence lol. Me, Luke and the other Aussies have been throwing around 'Ogran' for years.
#1051
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
September 04, 2014, 11:57:00 AM
heh
#1052
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ** FANTASY GE SPEEDRUNNING LEAGUE **
September 04, 2014, 01:55:10 AM
Go Matthew Burden!
#1053
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
September 03, 2014, 11:37:33 PM
Nice job Boss, going for anything else?
#1054
FFA / Re: My girlfriend's pussy swatted
September 03, 2014, 10:06:28 PM
I had a pap test once. Felt good.
#1055
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
September 03, 2014, 09:59:11 PM
RYAN OUT OF NOWHERE. TOP 10 POTENTIAL. INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE!!!!

The elite has a new head-chef and he is cooking up a WR storm!
#1056
Perfect Dark / Re: Post your non-pr scores that you want to mention here!!!
September 03, 2014, 05:45:43 AM
Inves Agent 1:11 and 1:10 in consecutive runs.
#1057
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
September 03, 2014, 05:41:47 AM
The GE draft was a pre-emptive, last ditch attempt at keeping a dying game alive  :kappa:
#1058
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
September 03, 2014, 05:15:00 AM
Investigation Agent 1:05
#1059
FFA / Re: Kootra swatted
September 03, 2014, 12:04:03 AM
hopefully they catch the callers.
#1060
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
September 02, 2014, 10:37:34 PM
Sammy Rodgers  :o
#1061
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
September 02, 2014, 10:30:59 PM
We have almost erased the Duel troll.
#1062
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
September 02, 2014, 10:02:37 PM
Congrats Boss. 27 is a joke compared to 26 so I expect that to follow soon.
#1063
FFA / Re: ATTN: RYAN LOCKWOOD
September 02, 2014, 09:52:56 PM
OK so apparently in Abandon ship you can add a poll to any topic, even if it's not yours.
#1064
FFA / Re: ATTN: RYAN LOCKWOOD
September 02, 2014, 09:51:48 PM
I just want to say that this topic never had a poll when I originally created it. So someone came in and edited my topic and put a poll in it.
#1065
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here! (Parody Topic)
September 02, 2014, 07:05:00 AM
LOL AMAZING TOPIC!
#1066
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ** FANTASY GE SPEEDRUNNING LEAGUE **
August 30, 2014, 11:18:11 PM
In Jim's defense, Illu's only good levels are Dam and Jungle and they are pretty much the straightest levels in the entire game. As soon as you have to turn more than 3 corners Illu is screwed.
#1067
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
August 30, 2014, 10:01:00 PM
I'm pretty confident I can get 1:05/2:00 on investigation in the next couple of days.
#1068
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ** FANTASY GE SPEEDRUNNING LEAGUE **
August 30, 2014, 09:58:32 PM
Quote from: Vicar of the Speedrun Realm on August 30, 2014, 06:57:22 PM
No one picked you because you're basically a lower tier version of Illu or I.  20-50 hours to get 5-10 points, but in your case there won't be WR bonuses (whereas with Illu and I we will  be getting Tier 2 or 3 WR bonuses.)  So ya.

But someone DID pick him.
#1069
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New PR's Here (and discussion)
August 30, 2014, 07:26:09 AM
I lost about 3 seconds at the locked door and half a sec just before it. Gonna have to keep playing.
#1070
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New PR's Here (and discussion)
August 30, 2014, 07:19:05 AM
WHAT I just watched my run and compared it to illu's, I waited like an extra 2 seconds opening the security door :( Because I don't know how to time it.

Fuck me.
#1071
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
August 30, 2014, 04:03:58 AM
Chicago sa 26
#1072
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
August 30, 2014, 03:49:54 AM
I'm getting both.
#1073
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ** FANTASY GE SPEEDRUNNING LEAGUE **
August 29, 2014, 10:44:25 PM
am I allowed to draft people who made a team? Like are mirror/wodahs/eise choosable?
#1074
General Chat / Re: The-Elite at AGDQ 2015 (IMPORTANT! Please Read)
August 29, 2014, 09:57:51 PM
Ok not sure if this was already known but my chance of going is 0%. So that's why I didn't submit :) But I wish I was.
#1075
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
August 29, 2014, 09:35:18 PM
Thanks guys, I'm looking to start playing some PD again and fix up my times page.

Need to order an ntsc/jap cart though cause atm I only have PAL.
#1076
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new WRs here
August 29, 2014, 09:30:36 AM
chicago pa 27
#1077
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
August 29, 2014, 12:03:50 AM
Still friends?
#1078
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
August 28, 2014, 11:45:33 PM
Nice, which nade strat did you use?
#1079
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
August 28, 2014, 11:42:06 PM
I was just saying that the idea that something should remain just because it's already there is the complete opposite of improvement, learning etc. That ideology is the enemy of advancement.

I'm disapointed that you made a post here in this discussion, I replied, and then you were like '*sigh*', 'this discussion is pointless' etc.
#1080
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
August 28, 2014, 11:01:47 PM
Yeah I fully understand that DD, and maybe some others don't take the joking around very well. But I guess, in saying that, if you don't take jokes very well not many people will like you that much.

It's really a catch 22. If you want to be more respected and liked, learn to take a joke and understand that people generally aren't trying to hurt your feelings or whatever. I mean, sometimes there are flat out negative posts being thrown around at people. But in the case of DD, I have never, not a single time, seen a genuinely negative post directed at him.
#1081
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
August 28, 2014, 10:16:04 PM
Quote from: Alec McDonald on August 28, 2014, 10:06:41 PMIt's there, so it should be left there.

Horrible logic. See: Slavery.. or See: Any improvement to any process ever made.

Quote from: Alec McDonald on August 28, 2014, 10:06:41 PM
It's in the game, it has 3 difficulties, it's a level.

Spec literally addressed this point. No one ever, in the history of any discussion on this board, said Duel was not a level or that it did not have 3 difficulties. You know people don't have a case when they repeatedly bring up points over and over again that no one was disputing.

Quote from: Alec McDonald on August 28, 2014, 10:06:41 PM
Archives 16 is maxed on console. SHOULD WE REMOVE IT TOO? OMG  :o Maybe we should!  :nesquik: No.

No one said it should be removed because it's maxed. Again, you know you don't have a case when you keep rebuttling points that were never made.

Quote from: Alec McDonald on August 28, 2014, 10:06:41 PM
The level was not "made to work in a different way then the 40 other ones".

Yes it is. It's only accessible by completeling irrel shooting range challenges. It has nothing to do with the story. It's a side game only unlockable through a side game.

#1082
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
August 28, 2014, 09:32:44 PM
There are a few people on this board I genuinely dislike and would get into a post-war with. But DD has never done anything to anyone that would make people dislike him (maybe his naiveness and thin-skinned nature would make some people not 'like him'). But I really doubt anyone has any ill feeling towards him. The posts I see generally make fun of something he said or whatever, but that's what friends do with people they don't hate.
#1083
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
August 28, 2014, 09:28:12 PM
I've never seen anyone actually treating DD like crap. No one has actually seriously been negative towards him. If you think joking around etc is treating like crap then you dont have a sense of humour.

The problem in this specific case, if there is one, is that DD has occasionally taken things too seriously and become offended. But really, link me one post that was actually being negetive, hateful, or anything even remotely close to that towards DD.

You're treating him like he's a little 6 year old boy who needs the big grown ups to stand up for him because his feelings are being hurt.
#1084
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
August 28, 2014, 11:43:35 AM
Seemed like you either missed the first door or opened it way too late.
#1085
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
August 28, 2014, 01:24:47 AM
that new jungle timesaver is great!
#1086
FFA / ATTN: RYAN LOCKWOOD
August 28, 2014, 12:26:35 AM
I miss you  :(
#1087
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
August 28, 2014, 12:13:38 AM
Quote from: Adam Miller on August 27, 2014, 05:24:56 PM
I apologise for all the trouble I have started by posting a WR in the WR topic. Such a silly mistake to make, in hindsight.

In future, I'll just keep PRs / WRs to myself.

You sound like an 8 year old boy having a cry. You didn't know you shouldn't post duel WR's in the WR topic, you got some attitude about it from people (not necessary), no reason to throw a temper tantrum and say something dumb like this.
#1088
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ** FANTASY GE SPEEDRUNNING LEAGUE **
August 23, 2014, 09:18:55 PM
I'm in.

Team name = The Scientifically Literate
#1089
General Chat / Re: Real Talk - Sweden Meet 2015?
August 23, 2014, 09:17:23 AM
Quote from: Illu on August 23, 2014, 07:59:27 AM
Eise was talking about having access to a possible venue where he lives, would be great to meet you again, I think Alex is going to ESA next year btw.

Sweden appears to be the only place where a meet seems to need a 'venue'. Dont they live in houses over there?
#1090
FFA / Re: WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO WITNESS IS ONE STEP AHEAD OF PRESENT DAY REALITY AND TWO S
August 23, 2014, 01:17:45 AM
 I wonder if they were trying to use sexual imagery to sell this video.
#1091
General Chat / Re: Real Talk - Sweden Meet 2015?
August 23, 2014, 12:38:22 AM
inb4 more pointless, sarcastic, unnecessary and unwanted advice is given.
#1092
General Chat / Re: New gamer nickname
August 21, 2014, 05:23:48 AM
Woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?

Please don't delete my post I spent a long time thinking of those names.
#1093
General Chat / Re: VIDEO - Small Fundraiser for Elite Logo Design
August 20, 2014, 10:58:00 PM
Yeah the one person who holds the most power is 1. Not active or present, and 2. An asshole.

The-elite could be a hub for a lot of games, and if the ranking system was ported over to other games that would be great. The ranking system is the best of any speedrun site.

Apparently however, just because YE has good programming skills and has made a great ranking system, we must give him all the power and hold ourselves hostage. I always said this was not a good trade.
#1094
General Chat / Re: New gamer nickname
August 20, 2014, 10:31:36 PM
eyeforataste80

hightastescore80

eyeforacoffeetaste80

coffeeintheeye80

speedrunnerandcoffeetaster80

reallygoodatidentifyingcoffeeandwine80

highscorecoffeeandwinetaster80

highwinedrinker80

tasteowine80

notjustagoodcoffeetaster80

coffeewine80

highwinescore80

highcoffeewinescore80

fastergamerwinetaster80

speedtaster80

fastecoffeetaster80

highescorewinetaster80

fasterspeedgamerandwinetaster80
#1095
FFA / Re: What Is Depression?
August 19, 2014, 12:47:45 AM
Sorry about typos on phone.
#1096
FFA / Re: What Is Depression?
August 19, 2014, 12:46:42 AM
Seriously this is a fuckig joke. As soon as sometimes attempts to communicate in an educated, intelligent way they are labelled as 'holier than thou' or 'arrogant'. I shit you not, everything fucking time.

Im glad goose spammed this topic with something meaningful and beautiful to cheer me up, cause reading some of the posts here made me depressed.
#1097
General Chat / Re: VIDEO - Small Fundraiser for Elite Logo Design
August 17, 2014, 11:01:00 PM
"Goldeneye and Perfect Dark Speedrunning".
#1098
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
August 17, 2014, 03:24:58 AM
Luke, I may act tough, but I got a lot of feelings, and you hurt damn near everyone of them.
#1099
FFA / Re: What Is Depression?
August 17, 2014, 02:44:22 AM
Proves with a high certainty anyway (nothing can be 100% proven).
#1100
FFA / Re: What Is Depression?
August 17, 2014, 02:40:37 AM
The fact that you said 'it isnt 100% proven' kind of proves that youre scientifically illiterate. The concept of 100% proven doesnt even exist in science.
#1101
FFA / Re: What Is Depression?
August 17, 2014, 02:32:01 AM
Hmmm who should i trust, 200 years of research and cumulative knowledge from thousands of experiments and scientists, or the doubts of a speedrunner on the internet.

Tough decision.
#1102
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Regarding negetivity on the boards
August 16, 2014, 10:40:47 PM
The real question though, is why a 2 month old topic was bumped by a complete irrel only to call us all jerks.
#1103
FFA / Re: What Is Depression?
August 16, 2014, 09:38:47 PM
I personally never liked Robins' comedy and thought he was a bit crazy. I found him very uncomfortable to watch when he does interviews and stuff. He was manic and all over the place. Maybe it was act. His serious roles were great though.

He probably was able to play serious roles well because he had been through depression a lot and could get in touch with that.
#1104
General Chat / Re: VIDEO - Small Fundraiser for Elite Logo Design
August 16, 2014, 09:30:06 PM
I personally don't understand why we would need to be 'n64' speedrunning? We focus on GE and PD. Would you mind explaining this?
#1105
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
August 16, 2014, 01:44:30 PM
Ace is so amazing. Where is the stream? :(
#1106
FFA / Re: What Is Depression?
August 16, 2014, 01:23:27 PM
Your post made no sense though.

I didn't claim any of those things you mentioned. I felt like I was pretty civil in this topic and you came at me with random comebacks to opinions I don't even have.

If I had created this topic and its specific purpose was to try and pigeon-hole depression into a single category then perhaps what you said has merit. But given that my posts were an obvious response to Clemens' perspective that depression can just be cured any time by a change of attitude then it doesn't make sense that you would attach so many assumptions to what I'm saying.

You came at me way out of context for some reason which is why I got frustrated at you.
#1107
FFA / Re: What Is Depression?
August 16, 2014, 11:51:08 AM
Completely understood? All fits one category?  You must be having a schitzophrenic episode because no one here said (or acted like) that.

Seems like you need to get up to scratch on basic logic too. If i say depression can be legitimately biologic it does't means thats the case every time.

Seriously, this shit IS basic psychology. So if a science hasnt solved everything its not valid? Thats essentially what youre implying. Say goodbye to pyshics, biology and chemistry because there are still some phenomenon that isnt understood yet.
#1108
FFA / Re: n/m
August 16, 2014, 12:13:37 AM
I removed the reddit post and everything because as seriously as I was, it seemed obvious the speedrun reddit community didn't care.
#1109
FFA / Re: n/m
August 16, 2014, 12:12:56 AM
Those edits are funny as fuck.
#1110
General Chat / Re: VIDEO - Small Fundraiser for Elite Logo Design
August 15, 2014, 11:54:56 PM
Quote from: ImPerfect-Clark on August 15, 2014, 07:45:30 PM
I will share a couple to give people a taste of what quality we're getting for the $$

The slogan is a placeholder (though I'm tempted to run with it) I directed on colors & themes.  I wanted it GE-focused but flexible as our community tends to encompass multiple games.  I decided against trying to include PD because of stylistic dissonance (and about a 10:1 community lean toward GE).

(first one is especially pro imo)



The first one looks really good.
#1111
General Chat / Re: VIDEO - Small Fundraiser for Elite Logo Design
August 15, 2014, 11:42:54 PM
Why would we call ourselves the best speedrun community? Its an irrelevant comparison to other speedrun groups, whats the point. Its really arrogant and says nothing and the game. It would be like a soccer club labelling itself as 'the best sporting community in the world'. 1. why is this club the best sporting community in the world, and 2. you would have no idea it's just a soccer club from the slogan, as it's labelling itself as a 'sporting' club and not a 'soccer' club.

Make it like, 'the fastest goldeneye players on the planet' or 'the best goldeneye players on the planet' or even just simple 'goldeneye and perfect dark speedruning'.

Generally I don't see much competition between speedrunning communities. Like, as far as I'm aware, there is no other GE or PD speedrunning community. So to label it as the best is completely irrelevant. Given that there is no other community anyone would find via google search (or any search), just saying it's a goldeneye/pd speedrunning community is sufficient right?

One reason that this is particular important is that a lot of people from the speedrunning community agree that this site is very arrogant and thinks we are the best community already. So it's going to further ostracize us from the rest of the community (where a large chunk of players potentially come from).
#1112
FFA / Re: What Is Depression?
August 15, 2014, 11:15:56 PM
Quote from: Light on August 15, 2014, 05:04:12 PM
Quote from: dsx on August 13, 2014, 11:48:31 PM
/thread
I agree; K..'s post was quite informative, but I guess I kinda thought depression being caused by an imbalance in the brain was common knowledge? It's one of the first things you learn in psych101, idk.

Yes, anyone who has spent any amount of time studying psychology would see that as common knowledge.
#1113
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: GE in-game timer with GameShark
August 15, 2014, 11:13:14 PM
I didn't have a problem with the idea of having the timer on the screen... in principle.

Then I realised that levels like frigate, control, runway OOA etc would be a lot easier with the timer because you could leave at high decimals every time. So after that it seemed pretty obvious that it should not be allowed.

It's not the same as using music/slaps because these tools are already in the normal game.
#1114
FFA / Re: Sup everybody
August 14, 2014, 10:02:48 AM
Hey bro, welcome.

Good luck on your times. If you have any questions GE related there is a questions topic on the GE forum. Or usually there a people in one of the twitch chats on the top of the boards.
#1115
FFA / Re: Please upvote/share
August 14, 2014, 04:13:40 AM
.
#1116
FFA / Re: Please upvote/share
August 14, 2014, 02:00:13 AM
At the end of the day, I posted the link hoping people wouldn't mind helping me out. What I actually got were 2 stupid posts. So yeah, it's so frustrating.
#1117
FFA / Re: Please upvote/share
August 14, 2014, 01:28:18 AM
.
#1118
FFA / Re: Please upvote/share
August 14, 2014, 01:14:46 AM
My post isn't showing for some reason. Not sure why.
#1119
FFA / Re: Please upvote/share
August 14, 2014, 01:14:23 AM
Because I like speedrunning?

What the fuck is wrong with you, because I'm trying to start a business I can't do anything else. Get the fuck lost please with your dumb shit.
#1120
FFA / Re: Please upvote/share
August 14, 2014, 01:08:51 AM
Larkin you're pretty much just a fucking jerk lately.
#1121
FFA / Re: Please upvote/share
August 14, 2014, 12:56:43 AM
Yes it does when I want an upcoming accomplishment to be upvoted and shared.
#1122
FFA / n/m
August 14, 2014, 12:48:45 AM
.
#1123
General Chat / Re: I just pwned a scammer
August 13, 2014, 11:50:43 PM
Quote from: Ngamer on August 13, 2014, 07:00:37 PM
Atta boy Wonn, sounds like you really got 'em good this time!

If this is sarcasm it is legitimately funny.
#1124
FFA / Re: What Is Depression?
August 13, 2014, 11:45:36 PM
Have you got data to back that up?

Please actually look at statistics. The US is ranked around 40th as far as suicide rate goes, and there are a wide variety of countries with more suicides (european, asian, african, you name it).

I'm guessing David doesn't actually have hard data to back up his claims, but I'd suggest you look at the poverty and crime rates in those countries. If you think being poor is not depressing you're deluded. If you think poor people can afford psychiatrists (so their depression can be added to the statistics) you're equally as deluded.

If you think depression is a state of mind you are incorrect and uneducated on the topic. Cause aside, depression is a state where the brain is unable to release certain chemicals/hormones in the correct quantity, leading to emotional imbalances. The cause of which can be environmental, psychological or biological.

Once the brain has gotten to this point a change of attitude may not be enough. As a metaphor, imagine a car running without oil. We know that if we don't fill up a car's oil, eventually the oil will run dry and the engine will begin to wear out. Eventually the car will wear out so much that it won't function properly. At this point, simply refilling the oil will not fix the engine because it is now officially fucked. Same goes with the brain, enough stress over time will fuck it to where drastic measures are required to fix it (and that may not be possible).

Post traumatic stress is another example of where a brain can become fucked so much that there is no turning back and it won't even function properly again. At the end of the day our body is just a machine, and it can mess itself up.
#1125
FFA / Re: What Is Depression?
August 13, 2014, 10:31:39 PM
Quote from: d boost choke with sub 16 pbs pace on August 12, 2014, 04:52:24 PM
Okay so I shouldnt have said it that way, I meant to say "there are places where depression is extremely unusual" . Just trying to point out the obvious relation between lifestyle/culture/surroundings and mental well being.

Do you have any data for this?
#1126
GoldenEye 007 / Re: **FULL GAME RTA SPEEDRUNS** Personal and World Records Topic
August 12, 2014, 12:21:28 AM
Mousers run appears to be overclocked to the extreme.

Edit: Even mouser's inputs appear to go above and beyond what's possible on n64. Really dumb.
#1127
GoldenEye 007 / Re: **FULL GAME RTA SPEEDRUNS** Personal and World Records Topic
August 12, 2014, 12:14:20 AM
Yeah im losing a fuckload of time. My run was actually way faster (game time) than mousers buy real time his was quicker. Bu the end of dam he was 3 seconds ahead. Whatever.
#1128
GoldenEye 007 / Re: **FULL GAME RTA SPEEDRUNS** Personal and World Records Topic
August 11, 2014, 02:30:00 PM
New any% emulator WR 21:47.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLORgBxPe5c
#1129
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
August 07, 2014, 12:54:29 PM
#1130
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Achievement Rankings
August 06, 2014, 12:54:31 AM
I have 60/60 proven on my GE page so I think I get the undoubted achievement?
#1131
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Look down
August 06, 2014, 12:33:14 AM
The opinion I had 12 years ago still stands.

Look down should be banned  :kappa:
#1132
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
August 05, 2014, 09:41:19 PM
Quote from: Jimbo on August 05, 2014, 11:13:43 AM
This topis has turned into pure cancer and will be locked soon enough if this keeps up. Tone it down.

QUICK EVERYONE, TONE IT UP!
#1133
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Site Suggestions [Elite improvements for 2014 - post your ideas!]
August 05, 2014, 05:44:11 AM
Can we please update the single segment rankings to show as 'Any%' instead of 'Agent'. This is in line with every other speedrunning community.
#1134
GoldenEye 007 / Re: July 2014 Proof Call
August 05, 2014, 05:14:45 AM
owned.

BTW, I'm 60/60 on my times page now.
#1135
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
August 04, 2014, 09:36:57 PM
I don't think that glass strat is good for 00a because it poses the same problem that I had with SA using that agent strat. The guards under the rocket in front of the consoles are still there. So if you destroy the consoles and pause you'll get owned by the guards. In my SA vid I used the suicide into console agent strat, but then I needed BA afterwards.

I'm not sure how hard that would be to surive on OOa because it would mean taking a guarunteed 2 extra hits.
#1136
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Site Suggestions [Elite improvements for 2014 - post your ideas!]
August 04, 2014, 12:14:32 PM
Quote from: Captain Planet on July 25, 2014, 12:05:17 AM
Can we please update the single segment rankings to show as 'Any%' instead of 'Agent'. This is in line with every other speedrunning community.
#1137
FFA / Re: ***The great MARCUS STRYKER profiler poll***
August 04, 2014, 12:13:29 PM
this is fucking funny
#1138
FFA / Re: *** WHO IS THE MOST DEGENERATE RUNNER IN GE HISTORY ***
August 04, 2014, 11:55:25 AM
Don't get caught up in people's judgements. I got past that myself a while ago.

Like, dumb people say things to me like 'you're pale' etc in the past I used to care but nowadays I don't give a fuck, cause what actually matters is results. People think I'm ugly? Don't care, I can bang women whenever I want. Why does it matter if people think I'm ugly if I can get laid?

Goose, don't care about what people say, care about results. From what I see, the results you get are pretty good. Don't look for people's opinions, look for actual tangible results and care about those :)

I personally don't care that much for opinions anymore, cause I get a lot of actual results that are good. There are a lot of people in the world so even if 99% of people don't like you, 1% is a hell of a lot.
#1139
FFA / Re: *** MOST DEGENERATE UWR IN GE HISTORY? ***
August 04, 2014, 08:17:21 AM
This forum will be on the news, just like PUAhate.com was on the news when Elliot Rodger went and killed 6 college students.
#1140
FFA / Re: *** WHO IS THE MOST DEGENERATE RUNNER IN GE HISTORY ***
August 03, 2014, 01:07:36 PM
lol Jim that's pretty funny actually :)
#1141
FFA / Re: *** MOST DEGENERATE UWR IN GE HISTORY? ***
August 03, 2014, 01:06:22 PM
Marc, I know that you are jealous because I have a great girlfriend, a good paying job and a healthy social life, but please do not resort to flat out abuse on these forums. Save that for the truthcontest.com forums.
#1142
FFA / Re: *** MOST DEGENERATE UWR IN GE HISTORY? ***
August 03, 2014, 12:16:53 PM
Quote from: Marcus Stryker on August 03, 2014, 09:42:15 AM
I was the first in the elite to have evolved into a Super Degen II in the 116/155 period...

Fixed.
#1143
FFA / Re: *** MOST DEGENERATE UWR IN GE HISTORY? ***
August 03, 2014, 11:36:55 AM
I checked the evidence myself and it's pretty obvious marc is talking complete bullshit when he says his times took not many hours. The truth is there, anyone can go do the research. I did the research myself. Marc is a massive degen. The evidence is right there.

Please stop spreading lies Marc, I went and checked the evidence (it was right there for me to see).
#1144
General Chat / Re: European Speedster Assembly
August 01, 2014, 11:14:26 PM
Run was awesome, so many close calls.

Eise's commentary was really great, good job with that man.
#1145
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
August 01, 2014, 04:35:06 AM
Quote from: Jimbo on August 01, 2014, 03:45:06 AM
Trent is legit, I verified everything. Vids exist.

No one cares.
#1146
General Chat / Re: Elite Streaming on twitch.tv - Tutorials and Stream Links Inside!
August 01, 2014, 12:54:22 AM
Can you please add my alt twitch account to the banner...

http://www.twitch.tv/K..J..alt

this is just for elite people only, it's my grinding twitch account.
#1147
Other Games / Re: Ntsc super mario 64 = purchased
July 31, 2014, 05:54:56 AM
So I bought the wrong version of the jap cart apparently :( Bought another one, should be the good one now.

I also bought a gameshark to help with the grinding, that'll be coming in a couple of weeks.
#1148
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
July 27, 2014, 01:23:35 AM
Yep you were like 1:03.0/1. Try to not waste so much time when shooting the locks  :kappa:
#1149
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
July 27, 2014, 01:20:27 AM
da fuq bond
#1150
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Site Suggestions [Elite improvements for 2014 - post your ideas!]
July 25, 2014, 12:05:17 AM
Can we please update the single segment rankings to show as 'Any%' instead of 'Agent'. This is in line with every other speedrunning community.
#1151
Other Games / Ntsc super mario 64 = purchased
July 24, 2014, 01:08:00 AM
I finally got around to purchasing an ntsc mario 64. Will be arriving next week. As soon as i get the cart i will begin learning the 16 star run.

Im very serious about becoming good at this :)
#1152
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
July 24, 2014, 12:17:33 AM
4:09 is extremely good. I'm not feeling very comfortable with Jimmy so close to me and Goose. I will definitely be looking to improve my week times in the very near future.
#1153
FFA / Re: The 1 Word Every Day Thread
July 23, 2014, 07:41:30 AM
is lame
#1154
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
July 22, 2014, 06:33:19 AM
I had played this level for a couple of mins previously and though the locks would be too hard for me to do. But had a go yesterday and felt pretty good on the locks so legit went for the time.

Took 4 hours total. Had 2 previous runs that were also 15 locks but missed one lock by one bullet both times (would have been 100% 1:02).

I'm very happy with this! :)

P.s Also had 3 consecutive 1:03's at one point so I was feeling really good with the locks.
#1155
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
July 22, 2014, 06:03:42 AM
s1 Ag 102
#1156
FFA / Re: ATTN MIRRORMAGE1
July 17, 2014, 12:16:59 PM
You've never liked Stevens, this is obviously a personal vandetta. Like I said, he did proof most of his times back before the times pages had direct links. Axel/wouter should have them. You want to remove Clemens' Egypt SA too?
#1157
FFA / Re: ATTN MIRRORMAGE1
July 17, 2014, 09:46:53 AM
Glen Stevens has plenty of proof it's just not on youtube (apparently). He has a lot more vids that aren't currently linked to his page. Axel or wouter should have them.

Basically, go fuck yourself.
#1158
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Obscure Happenings here
July 16, 2014, 01:45:42 AM
wow lol
#1159
General Chat / Re: Goldeneye/Elite Montage Project for AGDQ 2015
July 16, 2014, 12:01:08 AM
Reaction vids would be good to include. Also would you include any multi stuff like when i pwned clemens in facility and there was a big crowd roar?
#1160
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Lockwood's Reaction Video for Streets 1:12
July 15, 2014, 11:41:51 PM
Man this is amazing lol, legit amazing...

I think the best bit is the end...

I've never seen.... A one thirteen...

The rhyme is real.
#1161
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
July 15, 2014, 11:36:20 PM
I actually agree with Goose. Asking someone to act happy when you beat their WR is pretty silly. Like, if I went and got streets 1:54 before Goose there is NO WAY I would expect him to be gracious and nice about it. Like, come on bro.

Congrats though :)
#1162
GoldenEye 007 / Re: What is the least relevant Goldeneye level?
July 14, 2014, 11:57:11 AM
This poll is not relevant.
#1163
FFA / Re: Elite Streams Official Ranking (Summer 2014)
July 14, 2014, 09:30:32 AM
Bump #GreenScreen
#1164
GoldenEye 007 / Re: **PLAYERS POLL**
July 12, 2014, 10:19:52 PM
Section 1

What is the most enjoyable GE level to play?
Cradle. Relaxing level, don't have to do much, can multitask and watch other shit easily.

What is the least enjoyable GE level to play?

Train. Hate getting boosted around and I suck at the locks.

If you could remove one level from the rankings, which would it be?

Duel. The poo I did this morning is more rel than this level.

Which of your records are you most proud of having achieved?
Bunker 23. Tier 1 baby :kappa:


Section 2

Whose stream do you most enjoy watching?
Goose when he isn't playing some irrel game like mario golf.

What is your "Dream Stream?" ( answer in the form of [PLAYER] playing [LEVEL] for [RECORD.] )

Ace (with webcam) going for cradle OOA 35/Runway 35.

What is your favorite non-elite game to watch on Twitch?

Starcraft 2
Who is your favorite non-elite streamer to watch on Twitch?
MaximusBlack

Section 3

Answering with YES or NO; do you think the following proofless times should REMAIN on the-elite rankings?

Dan Berube's Dam Agent 53 - NO

Adam Matis' Archives Agent 16 - NO

ExpertGamer64's WAR! PA 54 - NO

Section 4

Which eliters have you not met, but would most like to meet?
I have met a lot. I would like to meet Eise, Illu, Goose.
You are getting married tomorrow and need to choose 1 best man and 4 groomsmen.  They all must be eliters.  Who do you choose?
Best man: Greg Whatmore
Other irrels: Glen Stevens, Jim Barrett, Lockwood, Clemens

It's the year 2025.  Professional gaming has surpassed professional sports in terms of global scale, prestige and revenue.  Which eliter do you choose to have train your sons to become the best gamer they possibly can be?

I will teach him  :kappa: But if I was dead I would put it in my will for Ace to teach him.
Your girlfriend wants to have a MMF threesome.  The other dude must be an eliter.  Who do you pick?
Glen Stevens. I have actually asked him to do MMF with me previously but then I got a GF so never could do it. The future in unknown though.

Which eliters do you consider "as good friends" as many of your real life best friends?

I live with and am best mates with Greg Whatmore and Glen Stevens, so they are actually my real life friends and part of the elite LOLZ.
#1165
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Fluke Szklarz's Frigate Agent Pilgrimage
July 11, 2014, 06:42:11 AM
I averaged 1 23 speed hostages completion every 3 hours (2 in the 6 hours I played).
#1166
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
July 11, 2014, 06:18:05 AM
Soz Luke lolz!  :kappa:
#1167
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
July 11, 2014, 06:01:04 AM
Frigate Ag 23
#1168
FFA / Re: ***RANKINGS - OVERALL RELEVANCE***
July 10, 2014, 09:51:35 PM
How is Mirrel tier 1? He has like 3 times on his page and doesn't even stream anymore. What a n00b.
#1169
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
July 10, 2014, 09:45:54 PM
Someone delete the vid and ban this loser.
#1170
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Fluke Szklarz's Frigate Agent Pilgrimage
July 10, 2014, 10:33:58 AM
Hostage fail: many
Bug fail: 1
#1171
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
July 10, 2014, 01:14:03 AM
3 clip 1:32? That's insane.
#1172
General Chat / Re: ***World Cup 2014 Prediction Topic***
July 09, 2014, 12:33:31 AM
Hi Goose. I like your constant WWII references.
#1173
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
July 09, 2014, 12:18:46 AM
Congrats Wody.

I think it's time for us all to crack out the PAL.
#1174
General Chat / Re: ***World Cup 2014 Prediction Topic***
July 08, 2014, 11:58:48 PM
Look at all the stupid Brazil fans crying. I feel truly sorry for people whos happiness depends on a team they have no direct involvement with winning a game of soccer.
#1175
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***What Will Ryan Lockwood Be Ranked By The Start Of AGDQ 2015?***
July 08, 2014, 01:07:24 AM
15th
#1176
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
July 07, 2014, 10:47:17 AM
Yeah man I'm so glad I came back to it. Feel like a big chapter is closed :)
#1177
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
July 07, 2014, 10:25:05 AM
So fucking happy!
#1178
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
July 07, 2014, 10:18:04 AM
Bunker 2 Ag 23  :kappa:
#1179
FFA / Re: Scott is mad at me because I posted this exactly on the kart forum. Maybe Matt, Lockwood & othe
July 06, 2014, 10:56:21 AM
Coach K.. strikes again.
#1180
FFA / Re: Scott is mad at me because I posted this exactly on the kart forum. Maybe Matt, Lockwood & othe
July 06, 2014, 10:55:37 AM
+5 points for the David D "attraction is not a choice" reference.
+10 points for the use of Mystery Method (attraction, comfort, seduction) phases.

Funny how Goose behaved the EXACT same way when he was talking to me about girls. It must have been before this post cause he incorporated a lot of advice that I feel I exposed him to. But back in the day, I would give Ryan advice on girls and he would disagree and get upset.

But seriously, after a lot of hard work, reflection and learning Ryan has turned out pretty good.
#1181
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Fluke Szklarz's Frigate Agent Pilgrimage
July 06, 2014, 10:43:30 AM
Holy shit I need to play this level lol. I'll give it a good grind tomoz.
#1182
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Fluke Szklarz's Frigate Agent Pilgrimage
July 06, 2014, 08:05:26 AM
Did Boss seriously get it that quick?
#1183
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
July 05, 2014, 10:52:24 PM
Luke Szlowz
#1184
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
July 05, 2014, 10:11:37 PM
Fluke Szklarz
#1185
General Chat / Re: SGDQ 2014 Discussion
July 03, 2014, 11:25:11 PM
Alex please read: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slippery_slope

Apparently finding ways to make the event more entertaining and raising more money is a bad thing. Fine you win.
#1186
General Chat / Re: SGDQ 2014 Discussion
July 03, 2014, 10:57:19 PM
Quote from: 夜神月 on July 03, 2014, 10:20:46 PM
Quote from: Infected Mind on July 03, 2014, 08:11:39 PM
lol @ wheat complaining about free entertainment. In-fact this whole topic is literal cancer.

I don't give 2 fucks about modern games and only watched the NES/SNES stuff live in the room. and Kubelwagon who ran gta2 is a fucking awesome dude and Id rather watch that then a new gta

Wheat is absolutely right. Alex, I respect your commitment to retro games a lot  but the primary goal of an event like SGDQ should be to maximise donations through mostly running games that the majority of viewers can relate to. To be quite honest, the list for SDGQ this year was pretty underwhelming overall. A bunch of people from the elite commented to each other pretty much instantly on how irrel a lot of the games were (Pizza Pop, anyone?). Being the casual I am, this led to me writing off watching a lot of SGDQ pretty much instantly. No doubt the amount of donations dived as a result, too (or certainly were not as good as they could've been). I know there's a difficult balance to strike in choosing the games for something like this but I feel that they went too obscure with the choices.

Durk is absolutely right. Jim, I respect your commitment to calling everyone in the elite snobs, but the primary goal of an event like SGDQ is to maximise donations through entertaining the largest amount of viewers. Given that the goal is to increase total donations, any feedback that may help achieve that goal is a good thing. Given that you think people should not provide feedback, I can only assume that you do not wish the event to increase their total donations. This really saddens me bro, kind of makes you look like a snob.
#1187
General Chat / Re: SGDQ 2014 Discussion
July 03, 2014, 09:47:17 PM
Welcome to the elite where a handful of eliters love to call everyone else in the elite snobs and other derogatory comments, while the rest of us just try to have a good time.
#1188
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
July 03, 2014, 09:34:43 AM
Congrats :)

Coach K.. strikes again.
#1189
FFA / Re: Scott is mad at me because I posted this exactly on the kart forum. Maybe Matt, Lockwood & othe
July 03, 2014, 03:04:58 AM
 Wtf... Cereal?
#1190
General Chat / Re: Elite Aesthetics Invitational
July 02, 2014, 03:39:33 AM
#1191
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
July 01, 2014, 12:05:35 AM
Private vid, can't watch.
#1192
GoldenEye 007 / Re: GoldenEye 007 Tournament with $150 Pot Bonus for 1st Place
June 30, 2014, 11:11:47 PM
Please don't listen to Jim, he's the biggest troll on these boards.

I AM going, and I look forward to spending Eddie's money ;) Can't wait, should be great!
#1193
GoldenEye 007 / Re: GoldenEye 007 Tournament with $150 Pot Bonus for 1st Place
June 30, 2014, 03:29:32 AM
#1194
General Chat / Re: Elite Aesthetics Invitational
June 29, 2014, 09:54:51 PM
Quote from: Larkin on June 29, 2014, 12:00:42 PM
It is impossible for your lower back and head to be completely level when you raise your body to its highest point. Watch any video of fitness gurus doing pushups on Youtube and you'll see realize this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh00_rniF8E
If you pause the video during my lowest point of descension (my chest is almost touching the ground) you will see that my whole body is completely level.

I positioned my arms shoulder-width apart, so I did achieve a full range of motion.

Larkin: I did not say your back and head should be level, I implied it should not be an inverted V. Please see this picture of your pushup while you are at your lowest point...



1. Your knees are buckled and sagging.
2. You have very poor posture and your head pokes out forward very far relative to your upper back. It's impossible to correct the posture fully but you need to compensate when doing a pushup by pulling your head back and angling it slightly back. This way you're forehead will not stop your range of motion.
3. Look at your reflection in the mirror, you will see that because of your bad posture your chest is actually no where near the ground. Unless your pecs poke out 12 inches your chest is far from touching.
4. Your elbows are coming out sideways and not naturally downward. This destroys the posture in your upper back even further because it's not our natural range of motion. Observe the form in the vid you provided...



Elbows coming down not out. He corrects bad posture in his upper back by tilting his head backwards and pulling it up. You can see that because of this compensation his CHIN is closer to the ground than his forehead, this is a sign of correct form.

You can see that in your pushup the form is so bad that you are not even able to get your arms at a 90 degree angle. Your shoulders remain above your elbows at all times.

I provide this feedback on the chance that you're interested in doing correct form on your pushups. If you're not interested don't take it personally. This feedback applies to most other vids I saw as well.
#1195
General Chat / Re: Elite Aesthetics Invitational
June 29, 2014, 07:55:07 AM
Quote from: Larkin on June 26, 2014, 04:31:50 PM
Push-ups: 64

Add me to the rankings, MirrorMage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm7b2e5jkWQ

If you trace your lower back up to your upper back and down to the top of you head you will see an inverted V. This is very poor form and your range of motion is small because of this. I.e 'cheat pushups'.

In saying that i will get around to posting a vid soon. Given that the majority of vids ive seem here have absolutely horrendous form i wont be able to match numbers though.
#1196
General Chat / Re: SGDQ 2014 Discussion
June 29, 2014, 04:36:03 AM
The problem is that 98% of people have no idea about what a good run looks like. So they just assume that what's being done is good.

If you display the WR it educates them on the WR so that if you don't get close to the WR people assume it's not good. You don't want that.
#1197
General Chat / Re: SGDQ 2014 Discussion
June 26, 2014, 06:43:53 AM
There were a some grills and I said I was turned on by the grills.

That chat is a barren wasteland where fun is known only in stories and legends.
#1198
General Chat / Re: SGDQ 2014 Discussion
June 26, 2014, 06:26:30 AM
I got permanently banned from the chat, so SGDQ can go fuck itself. Was gonna donate so much money too.
#1199
General Chat / Re: Alex's SGDQ GoldenEye run prediction thread
June 26, 2014, 06:25:49 AM
48:01/1:15:69
#1200
Perfect Dark / Re: Post new Combat Simulator PRs here!
June 25, 2014, 12:55:52 AM
I will do the 30 challenge challenge. I was very good at challenges back in the day.
#1201
GoldenEye 007 / Re: GoldenEye 007 Tournament with $150 Pot Bonus for 1st Place
June 23, 2014, 09:17:07 PM
Going.
#1202
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***ADJUSTED RELEVANT RANKINGS***
June 22, 2014, 11:44:39 PM
Quote from: MirrorMage on June 22, 2014, 11:41:44 PM
We are aware that amazing PRs like Dam 1:56 are worth 0 points on these rankings but times like Dam 0:53 are. We even discussed this matter while producing the rankings but we decided that the WR leaders page works in the same way. You get one WR, you get an extra point. Every WR is worth 1 point. So we decided to just keep it the same way.

LOL bro is this an anti-troll? Because this is gold, seriously gold.
#1203
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Regarding negetivity on the boards
June 22, 2014, 11:42:44 PM
Dark Slayer gets it.
#1204
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Regarding negetivity on the boards
June 22, 2014, 12:01:27 PM
Look out everyone, the grammar Nazi is in town.
#1205
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Regarding negetivity on the boards
June 22, 2014, 11:49:45 AM
P.s Goose has 12k followers and gets 500 streamers when he plays GE. This board has like 30 members that post or something. If you think this board has the majority of impact for the overall community you're naive. Twitch has way more weight here, and I've never really seen the twitch environment been anything but positive. If we act dumb on the boards I would postulate that it would have little overall affect moving forward.
#1206
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Regarding negetivity on the boards
June 22, 2014, 11:45:45 AM
Creating a topic attempting to explain things isn't saying 'screw you all'. Quite the opposite actually. Given that the point of this topic completely bypassed you it seems as though you do lack a certain degree of social awareness.

Seriously, I never said or implied everyone should act this way. The point of this topic is to attempt to have you guys stop taking everything so personally and getting butthurt over every comment.

You even get butthurt in this topic, of which the sole purpose was to try and tell you to not be so butthurt. The only way you would ever be happy is if no one said anything condescending again. Which isn't going to happen because there are quite a few guys here that like to shoot the shit, pay each other out and be raw. Which, as I explained already is mostly just an outlet to have fun and practice our debating skills.
#1207
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Regarding negetivity on the boards
June 22, 2014, 10:58:49 AM
Shadow...

1. When did I say anything should be the norm?
2. When did I say everyone should like it?
3. When did I say 'screw all y'all?

What are you talking about? Seriously, answer those above questions. Please do so. I literally made this topic so help explain to people like you why some people may talk the way they do, and you completely ignore it and it goes right over your head. There is no hope here. You are just saying things that are complete nonsense at this point because I, at no point, said anything remotely similar to what you just said.

I'm not going to spoon feed every single point 10 times before you can understand.
#1208
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Regarding negetivity on the boards
June 22, 2014, 09:38:10 AM
Eise, I find your sarcastic remarks extremely CONDESCENDING.
#1209
FFA / Re: The topic for strengths of 1 second off the WR times
June 22, 2014, 09:32:18 AM
Quote from: ManceGaydar on June 22, 2014, 08:00:43 AM
You're right... I knew I should have ranked Cradle a bit differently.

That's funny :)
#1210
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Regarding negetivity on the boards
June 22, 2014, 09:30:29 AM
Quote from: Hypnotoad on June 22, 2014, 09:24:08 AM
maybe I come across as a dick but I don't really care.

Antibeiber, this should address your concern about my berating of a stranger. I could see this clearly immediately.
#1211
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Regarding negetivity on the boards
June 22, 2014, 09:14:30 AM
One of those things fine, when you add them all up and in your first handful of posts then you're just a dick.

If you don't understand why then you lack a basic understanding of how relationships are built. You can't go up to a group of people and start being a smart ass and expect them to like you. I don't know anything about you, except the fact that you act like a dick. So, if all evidence suggests you're a dick, you're probably a dick.

Again you're not seeing the point of this topic where the people who tend to be smart asses a lot are people who are extremely active in the community and have achieved a lot. They have proven they are not complete dicks through other means (meet ups, twitch etc) so don't take the board persona at face value.

You on the other hand have nothing but your board persona, so I'll take that at face value. That's why I suggest you show up a little bit friendlier next time if you want to make a better impression.

This topic is in response to a specific concern, do you even understand which concern that is? I ddn't make this topic just for general knowledge, I'm addressing something specific. If you're taking it generally then you got the wrong idea.

I'm not even saying that all negetive attitudes are ok. I'm addressing specific recent comments towards a few of the more senior guys and their communication style on the boards. Man if you actually talk to Ace you'll see he's the sweetest little angel.
#1212
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Regarding negetivity on the boards
June 22, 2014, 08:54:04 AM
Hypno, 75% of your first and only 4 comments contained; calling one of the highest ranks and popular eliter here a troll and why we don't ban him, sarcastic comments in topics you have no idea about, suggesting we change our behaviour, suggesting we use different chat platforms, asking us to answer a mountain of questions...

And you don't see how your entrance was rude and obnoxious? I don't know how that's possible.
#1213
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
June 22, 2014, 08:42:57 AM
For a player like Boss who is using the running strat, 1:06 is terrible. He knows it, the good players know it. Just the facts.

If a pro golfer had a terrible round he wouldn't be like "I'm so happy though cause my round beats most people". Hell no, he'll be upset because he didn't play his best.
#1214
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Regarding negetivity on the boards
June 22, 2014, 08:39:44 AM
DD: I personally wasn't really involved in anything you're talking about there, but it is my observation that you take things too seriously. No one here really cares if your english is bad. No one really cares if you are a n00b. If you can't have a joke about that kind of stuff you're going to have a hard time. Not just in this community, but in any community. I do believe you take the comments you mentioned too seriously. You take them way more seriously then they are supposed to be.

The PD community is all but dead and not many people are interested in the game at the moment. Probably why no one cares to answer the questions. I used to be good at the game but atm I actually never check the board at all.

I've never personally seen people actually be rude to you. If you think calling you a n00b is rude, then you need to leave the internet. That's just how people talk. I mean this in the best way, it's not personal and it's not meant to hurt your feelings, it's just meant to be funny.

As I mentioned, this topic is so tell the people who were taking things to personally to stop doing that. We've been busting each others balls for YEARS and YEARS. Like the WR strength topic, getting upset because someone said a time was irrel? I mean seriously get over it. It's one guys opinion and that really shouldn't determine if you speedrun or not. When I am going for a time it's because I want to get it and I wouldn't let other people bring me down if it's what I wanted to do. Maybe my attitude isn't the most nurturing, but you're not 8 years old and it shouldn't be our responsibility to hold your hand.

#1215
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Regarding negetivity on the boards
June 22, 2014, 08:16:47 AM
Who was berating a stranger? The only stranger here that was addressed was hypnotiad but he his first post  was 'why wasnt your proof policy better', 'stop changing your names', 'why do you tolerate goose'. One of the rudest first posts ever and then he continued his verbal diarrhea into this topic. So thats why i have no hesitation telling him to change his attitude or leave.

P,s sorry about spelling/grammar on iphone.
#1216
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Regarding negetivity on the boards
June 22, 2014, 08:13:17 AM
That is why i made this topic. What you fail to realise is that most of us have been friends for years. Then we have new people coming here and taking the shit we say personally. They are coming late to a party and then asking as to act differently. So this topic is addressing that fact.
#1217
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Regarding negetivity on the boards
June 22, 2014, 07:23:38 AM
I literally explained why, that was the point. Sorry you cant understand.
#1218
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
June 22, 2014, 06:05:53 AM
22 looked really good. Liked the full look up strat. Wanted to do that myself but never had the guts :)
#1219
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Regarding negetivity on the boards
June 22, 2014, 05:59:17 AM
Ok now youre the noob with the worst comprehensions skills as well. This post is clearly stating that the senior members here may appear condescending but we are just fucking around mostly.

If you are a random irrel with no achievements here with a post count of 4 and you are being a dick, then youre probably just a dick. If you are going to continue that attitude please leave.
#1220
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Regarding negetivity on the boards
June 22, 2014, 05:17:54 AM
Hypno you are far from neutral. You're up there with one of the most opinionated and patronizing newbs we've seen.
#1221
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
June 22, 2014, 04:41:25 AM
I feel insanely condescended right now.
#1222
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Regarding negetivity on the boards
June 22, 2014, 01:08:08 AM
Please delete yourself from this community. You literally provide NO value AT ALL. Seriously, what do you do here except for be a complete jackass at every moment. I can think of absolutely nothing you do here at all besides be a huge dick.

Let me make it very clear for everyone else. I do not like Come, if I had my choice I would never, ever speak to him. But he continues to make comments at me. What the fuck am I supposed to do. Fine I'll ignore him and move on.

Edit: I tried and searched but I do not know how to ignore him. Any help would be appreciated. Either that or Come could just stop talking to me?

Edit 2: N/m, I found how to ignore him, issue resolved.
#1223
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Regarding negetivity on the boards
June 22, 2014, 12:49:00 AM
Quote from: Shadow on June 22, 2014, 12:41:26 AM
Quote from: 2 condescending 4 u on June 22, 2014, 12:21:05 AM
For the record, Come is not my friend and I don't communicate with him in any way. So all of the stupid comments he makes are actually him being a full retard.

Ah, so any comments you make to him are not expressive outlet/joking/ribbing?

I can't remember remember making a comment at come for the past 6 months. It appears to be him just being a dick to me. I am not his friend and don't talk to him at all.
#1224
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Regarding negetivity on the boards
June 22, 2014, 12:21:05 AM
For the record, Come is not my friend and I don't communicate with him in any way. So all of the stupid comments he makes are actually him being a full retard.
#1225
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Return of The ELITE PODCAST!
June 21, 2014, 10:15:00 PM
Quote from: stranded in indo on June 21, 2014, 10:11:28 PM
I agree with K.. and third i guess. I like twitch chat on the video though, nice to see peoples reactions. I guess my main issue is just that it feels like a recap of things everyone already knows. Maybe we need a new format or something to make it interesting. Over and hour talking about pb history seems like beating a dead horse.

Cause you didn't PR.
:kappa: 8====D--3 :nesquik:
#1226
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Return of The ELITE PODCAST!
June 21, 2014, 10:08:10 PM
I don't think the podcast necessary has to be for new people, it doesn't have to be serious and it doesn't even have to serve any purpose. If Jim wants to try and make it better thats cool, but honestly I really enjoyed it simply for what it is.

The sound of Jim's sweet voice is enough for me.
#1227
GoldenEye 007 / Regarding negetivity on the boards
June 21, 2014, 09:53:42 PM
I would like to address this, because now it's getting to a point where the people who are complaining about condescending posts are actually becoming worse than the original issue. A select few of 'newcomers' or 'lesser players' (for lack of better words) are expressing disatisfaction in about 50% of their posts now, so it's getting pretty rediculous.

Let me clear this up and explain to you...

I have been in this community for 15 years. I have met many of the guys from the elite. Almost all of the notable australians, americans and 1 european. I would say that over this period I have developed pretty strong relationships with a lot of the people that have come through here. I believe that if there is someone here who can give a pretty good big picture of the community it would be me.

If you actually believe that this community is negetive then you are out of touch with MOST of the interactions between this group. If you're impressions are coming from how we talk on the boards then you definitely are out of touch. Please go watch ANY previous podcast. Go to ANY elite meet up. Join any voice chats. You will see that in actuallity, when it comes down to it, we are extremely positive and nurturing with each other.

You have to understand that a lot of us senior guys are a pretty close knit groups of friends. I'm going to postulate that those who constantly complain about the negetivity of the boards and cannot handle trolling/joking/ribbing are people who generally lack a lot of genuine, real life friends (thus they rely on online msg boards for their social interactions). I sincerely wonder what kinds of friendships you have in real life (if you do have them), because my friendships are full of insults, expletives and joking.

These boards AREN'T an indication of real life, and seriously if it were I would leave in a second. These boards are a creative, artistic outlet for most guys here. Like I've said, I've meet about 30 eliters in my time and most would definitely say I'm nice in real life, but a cock on the boards. Why? Because it is enjoyable for me to express myself in different ways when I get the chance. I'm sure the other senior guys who appear to be condescending would also be VERY nice in real life, but also enjoy having an avenue to not be nice and express themselves differently.

But underneath all of the act and colourful characters you may be exposed to on the boards there is a very REAL close group of friends who are supportive of each other and have a good time. Given that most of us communicate on twitch chat, mumble, facebook, real life, please do not expect us to give each other handjobs on the boards AS WELL. Because if I am to be honest that would be a fucking boring friendship for me. My friends involve support, love, joking, insulting and belittleing. Each ingredient necessary to make a good relationship.

In conclusion, take the things you read here VERY lightly, and if you want to have a good chat with someone get in twitch or join on mumble. You may be out of touch and looking at things from a skewed perspective. The boards are an expressive outlet for most guys here so don't take it seriously. If you DO need these boards to be a source of nourishing friendship for you... then may God help you.
#1228
FFA / Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life -
June 21, 2014, 09:47:28 AM
ffa plz
#1229
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** Strength of WRs 2014 Topic ***
June 21, 2014, 09:12:56 AM
There is no evidence to suggest that Ace's post is detrimental to speedrunning.

Why is it so hard not to take every post so personally? We aren't running a daycare here, and if you really are getting so upset because the worlds best finds a non-wr time irrel then this is the least of your concerns.

You're suggesting that the best should cater to the lesser players, but if you actually cared about the community you would cater to the best, because these players set the bar and inspire others.
#1230
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Streets Val Strafe
June 21, 2014, 08:58:19 AM
I was planning on going for 1:54 before even without val strafe. I am getting the itch again to play some GE but only on really relaxing levels like s1 and streets. So I'll have a play soon :)
#1231
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
June 21, 2014, 02:58:30 AM
Obviously you wont be good at something if you havent practiced it. But you have understand how the process of learning works if you want to be good at anything.
#1232
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
June 21, 2014, 02:10:09 AM
Every single one of your turns was WAY too slow. Your turns have to be TIGHT. Like, are doing turns like this ( when it should be like this <. So yeah, you're losing a second at least because of your slow turns.

Also take mirror's other advice.

edit: I should probs mention that for all of your turns you should be using FULL left/right on the stick. Like max the turning speed as much as possible, don't just do it casually like you appear to be doing.
#1233
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Return of The ELITE PODCAST!
June 21, 2014, 01:39:20 AM
Really enjoyed the podcast.

Thanks heaps for all the kind words :)
#1234
General Chat / Re: The Official Virginia 2014 Topic!
June 20, 2014, 11:51:39 PM
Hey guys I need a lift, so if anyone is flying from Bris to DC on the 27th then let me know and I'll come with  :kappa:
#1235
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** Strength of WRs 2014 Topic ***
June 20, 2014, 11:39:26 PM
I never said you did.
:kappa: :nesquik: :kappa: 8====D --3 :kappa:
#1236
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
June 20, 2014, 11:22:47 PM
Silo is one of the levels that make me get really upset.
#1237
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
June 20, 2014, 11:22:10 PM
Congrats. 1:00 is super good.
#1238
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** Strength of WRs 2014 Topic ***
June 20, 2014, 11:19:43 PM
Yes and I'm free to give my opinion of your opinion :)
#1239
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** Strength of WRs 2014 Topic ***
June 20, 2014, 11:10:26 PM
Trouble, are you suggesting that the top players should change the way they talk just because there are people out there not as good as them? There are good and shit players at every game/sport/whatever.

For a good player, the easy records are exactly that, easy. They shouldn't need to think very carely about the words they use to describe things just because they are people out there that find it difficult.

By your reasoning, we shouldnt' say it's easy to walk, because there are people out there that can't walk. And we should say it's easy to see, because there are people out there that are blind.

P.S This is a WORLD RECORD topic. So yes, 1:02 is irrel. As if every other non WR time.
#1240
GoldenEye 007 / Re: **** ATTN MARCUS STRYKER AND DAVID CLEMENS ****
June 20, 2014, 12:10:42 AM
Quote from: stranded in indo on June 20, 2014, 12:09:00 AM
Eh, i disagree with the truth contest but lets just let marc decide for himself what he feels is right and makes him happy. Its not like he was much different than he is now, before he found the truth contest. His entire life has led him to what he is now, and none of us can change who he is.

Maybe we can. If it is was true that no one could change Marc then he wouldnt have been influenced by the truth contest. He's obviously extremely gullible and malleable.
#1241
FFA / Re: Elite Streams Official Ranking (Summer 2014)
June 20, 2014, 12:08:52 AM
Quote from: Larkin on June 16, 2014, 02:03:21 PM
There is no way that K..'s stream is above Eise's and Illu's.

K..'s stream is 0/10.

:(
#1242
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
June 19, 2014, 11:11:52 PM
Facility SA is a (relatively) fun level because you don't die, you don't get boosted around, it's overall less RNG that most levels. Ace can get 52 very easily cause doak odds are 1/7 x trev odds approx 1/3 (if done right) so 1/21 have a shot and if you're good then you get a few good runs per hour so lets say one good run per 15 mins x 21 = 300 mins = 5 hours so you should get an actual optimal run (wr or at least 53 pace) every session pretty much which is real good. also these figures are really generous, if you're ace you get a good run every 5-10 mins. so like a WR run every 2 hours or so.
#1243
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
June 19, 2014, 03:13:44 PM
Eise you n00b you choked the easiest part of the level.
#1244
GoldenEye 007 / Re: **** ATTN MARCUS STRYKER AND DAVID CLEMENS ****
June 19, 2014, 06:41:57 AM
The fact that Marc changed his name once again proves that he doesn't even listen to his own preachings. A name is just a label, it has no content. The fact that Marc put energy into changing his name shows that he puts value in the label. If he puts value on the label then he put value in something that is not the truth.

Yeah he dumb.
#1245
GoldenEye 007 / Re: **** ATTN MARCUS STRYKER AND DAVID CLEMENS ****
June 19, 2014, 05:09:10 AM
Quote from: Kochson on June 19, 2014, 02:45:55 AM
Marcus Skryker :nesquik:

seriously Marc, why the name change?

Because his new name is more truthier than his actual name.
#1246
General Chat / Re: Anyone know anything about SEO?
June 18, 2014, 09:04:26 AM
Probably a general rundown. Thanks Pat :) Now I remember talking to him about SEO at some stage, I will get in touch with him :)
#1247
General Chat / Anyone know anything about SEO?
June 18, 2014, 01:20:47 AM
Hey guys,

I'm making a new website. Wondering if anyone has any knowledge, experience or expertise with seo?
#1248
FFA / Re: ATTN: DEEP DARKNESS
June 18, 2014, 12:07:09 AM
His new nickname should be 'Big Tits'
#1249
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Return of The ELITE PODCAST!
June 14, 2014, 09:06:33 PM
#1250
FFA / Re: What the GE WR videos will look like in 3 years.
June 13, 2014, 06:08:00 AM
 That post is so much better cause i watch GoT.
#1251
FFA / Re: What the GE WR videos will look like in 3 years.
June 12, 2014, 07:37:49 AM
Claiming that humans are like insects because of something the vast, vast minority of people do is really stupid.

Marc, go outside and talk to the first 1000 people you meet (LOL will never happen, we all know Marc has no social skills and would be too afraid to even say hello to the person bagging his groceries). I bet you a million dollars none of them will gun you down with an AK47 or set you on fire.

Why is that? Because 99.9999% of the human race are good people. You can tell when people are scientifically illiterate because they have the amazing ability to take some behaviours they saw on online videos and extrapolate them to the entire species.

Marc is obviously not intelligent. If the writer of The Present asked Marc to chop off his own dick, he'd do it.
#1252
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Was Monteith a large-scale cheater?
June 10, 2014, 12:38:02 AM
Marc will never apologising for annoying 99% of this community.

At least Ryan can be reasoned with.
#1253
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Leveling the playing field - allowing PAL for NTSC players on Everdrive?
June 08, 2014, 09:06:51 PM
Im with youse. I like the idea of getting good frs every run. The rng part of this game is toxic and does it harm.
#1254
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Was Monteith a large-scale cheater?
June 07, 2014, 08:54:20 PM
If you are implying its a waste of time to study possible fake runs then i would like to open the voting for a new proof mod.
#1255
GoldenEye 007 / Re: May 2014 Proof Call
June 07, 2014, 12:37:36 AM
Mirror why are you being so mean?
#1256
GoldenEye 007 / Re: May 2014 Proof Call
June 06, 2014, 11:57:20 PM
Apparently twitch doesn't keep all previous broadcasts now? All the backrolled times I got on twitch are gone now :(

Will have to wait another 6 years till I want to play again to get them again. Sucks cause multiple people saw them done live. Jim even updated my train OOA 1:58 himself after seeing me get it.
#1257
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Obscure Happenings here
June 05, 2014, 09:58:01 PM
Trev has 20 hit points. On agent one head shot is worth 8 points. Trev says 'finish the job' after 10 health points have been taken away.

Double head shot = 16 health points. 16 health points > 10 health points.
#1258
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Leveling the playing field - allowing PAL for NTSC players on Everdrive?
June 05, 2014, 09:53:54 PM
Quote from: Low 18 Bunker on June 04, 2014, 04:21:11 AM
you cant detect it, so how can you ban it? same case as superpad.

This is the most incredible logic ever. Imagine if the police came out and said "as long as we can't see you do it it's not illegal!". I'm sorry, but regardless of whether or not I can see it, gameshark/splicing/mods etc should not be allowed to be used.

Are you suggesting that I may use a gameshark to change odds but ONLY if I do it well enough so that others cannot detect it? Is your moral compass really guided by the odds of you 'getting away' with something?
#1259
Perfect Dark / Re: May 2014 Proof Call
June 03, 2014, 09:45:35 PM
Bad frame rate.
#1260
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Goldeneye Bingo (Or any other type of goal generator) Dev Thread
June 03, 2014, 09:44:25 PM
I don't know what's going on in this topic.
#1261
GoldenEye 007 / Re: May 2014 Proof Call
June 03, 2014, 09:39:40 PM
My times that got backrolled were done live on Twtich. I just have to find them and highlight them. Will do that soon I hope.
#1262
FFA / Forum Upgrade = Conspiracy?
June 01, 2014, 01:13:36 AM
I've just realised that it is now not possible to ignore other members on this board. Furthermore, all previously ignored members are no longer ignored. After this realisation it all became so clear.

My conclusion - The powers that be realised that they were slowly (but surely) becoming completely ignored. They realised that it was inevitable that they would completely ignored by all members and therefore they whorish need for attention would not be met.

They knew they could not allow this though. They all got together on a small island off the east coast of the US. There they spent 5 days and nights brainstorming on how to stop their impending demise. By 9:16pm on the 5th day they had created and signed off on their evil scheme.

The scheme? Advise the forum users that there was a 'required' forum upgrade. The 'upgrade' to the new host would 'conveniently' also make it not possible to ignore members. Thereby removing all responsibility for the powers that be.

It's a fucked up world we live in.
#1263
FFA / Re: Let's count!
May 30, 2014, 03:19:36 AM
33
#1264
FFA / Re: Let's count!
May 29, 2014, 08:36:05 AM
29
#1265
FFA / Re: Let's count!
May 29, 2014, 08:35:34 AM
30
#1266
FFA / Re: Let's count!
May 29, 2014, 08:34:55 AM
31
#1267
FFA / Re: Let's count!
May 29, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
32
#1268
FFA / Re: Let's count!
May 29, 2014, 07:51:53 AM
32
#1269
FFA / Re: Let's count!
May 29, 2014, 07:51:30 AM
33
#1270
FFA / Re: one of the best GE vids of all time
May 29, 2014, 07:13:58 AM
yeah it was funny how you ranted for at least a full minute and then after that said "I'm literally speechless". That was really funny.

Also the rant was funny, I think you lost a fuck load of time on the glass costing you 3:58. Also you went real wide at crates for some reason. Also didn't shoot the nat, and opened door for her? What a n00b.

Watch the 3:57 vids to find out how to play the level bro.
#1271
FFA / Re: Let's count!
May 29, 2014, 07:06:06 AM
31
#1272
General Chat / Re: The-Elite Texas Hold'em Invitational
May 26, 2014, 05:17:54 AM
Only if youre under 18 pwned.
#1273
General Chat / Re: Spring 2014 Minnesota Meet!
May 23, 2014, 11:07:24 PM
Jim Barrirrelett.
#1274
FFA / Re: This is my Kingdom now
May 22, 2014, 12:34:49 AM
Yeah but I'm still Aragorn son of Arathorn, King of Gondor, Ranger of the North, heir of Isuldur and rightful claimant to the thrones of Gonder and Arnor.
#1275
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***OFFICIAL GE Incentives 2014***
May 21, 2014, 10:18:56 PM
Oh true, thanks for clearing that up :)
#1276
FFA / Re: **THE Official Hardcore Poker Thread**
May 21, 2014, 10:04:56 PM
Ryan, it wouldn't be like the UoT sending you to AGDQ, because Patrik is actually good at coffee tasting :kappa:
#1277
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***OFFICIAL GE Incentives 2014***
May 21, 2014, 09:51:54 PM
I, K.. J.., best player ever, confirmed greatest player in the history of PD speedrunning, way better than everyone else, the best, accept Alex's offer to be flicker's champion.

May god punish flicker for his sins.

Goose's post irrel cause he's not even involved in this transaction?
#1278
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***OFFICIAL GE Incentives 2014***
May 21, 2014, 05:15:19 AM
The $10 needs to be sent to charity, or sent to me so I can send it to charity.
#1279
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
May 20, 2014, 10:22:55 PM
No I retired because this is the worst game ever and it's 100% guard RNG and no skill.

As soon as I get Mario 64 I'm gonna grind it and become famous.
#1280
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
May 20, 2014, 10:20:08 PM
Ace still too scared to play runway OOag, 35 confirmed hardest wr in game.
#1281
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
May 20, 2014, 10:15:55 PM
Yeah if I was still playing I could make a pretty good run at 1st-3rd, somewhere around there. But I've retired so I won't be really making much more progress.
#1282
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
May 19, 2014, 12:33:13 AM
Right to left doesnt save a sec.... Either way you will have to go wide because the middle glass doesnt open fully in time.
#1283
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Mumble Crew
May 16, 2014, 04:19:30 AM
How did i 'burn' you?
#1284
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post new bucket lists here!
May 15, 2014, 10:29:02 PM
Success in life and visitin these boards arent mutually exclusive. I have a great gf who wants to marry me and have kids. I play games and visit these boards. I have a decent job. I wrote a book and am about to start an online business.
#1285
FFA / Re: I am in melbourne
May 15, 2014, 12:21:29 PM
Szklarz lives in melbourne.
#1286
FFA / Re: I am in melbourne
May 15, 2014, 11:51:00 AM
How?
#1287
FFA / I am in melbourne
May 15, 2014, 10:59:45 AM
That is all.
#1288
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Mumble Crew
May 15, 2014, 07:47:47 AM
Quote from: Carathorn on May 14, 2014, 02:54:13 PM
Scott programmed the whole fucking forum the way we EXACTLY want it to be. Every feature we ever desired, he programmed for us.

Sometimes I truly wish that all people responsible for keeping things updated/online/programmed will all give up at the same time, and tell the whiners to go do it themselves. We'd be back in Aim chat whilst keeping the rankings in a fucking notepad file

You would go back to the stone age because of whiners? Weird. This whole concept of 'if i didnt do it then no one would' is bogus. Where there is a void someone will step up. Where there is no void, youre not going to find many people stepping up. Im appreciative of the work people put in, but to act as if when they leave this place will implode and nothing would ever happen again is completely stupid.
#1289
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
May 14, 2014, 10:31:38 PM
#Bosstoostrong
#1290
FFA / Re: ATTN: Ryan White
May 12, 2014, 11:49:59 AM
Quote from: Shadow on May 12, 2014, 11:30:06 AM
O_O

Uh...I don't know if I should be more surprised that K.. took my post seriously, or that he takes himself so seriously.

If you took my post seriously the thing you should be most surpised at is yourself.
#1291
FFA / Re: ATTN: Ryan White
May 12, 2014, 10:59:31 AM
Btw shadow, aside from the fact that your inability to think conceptually probably means youll never make it in the business world, your logic is flawed. You are implying if A requires B then that means B is all that is needed for A. So you are (incorrectly) extrapolating extra meaning onto what i said. Just because A requires B does not mean that is doesnt also require C, D, or E.

They are billion dollar businesses because they know how to create a good logo. Thay doesnt mean that is the only prerequisite, and given the fact that we are talking about logos anyone with half a brain would not expect me to list every other off topic attribute a successful business requires if it wants to make billions. Your brain is there for a reason please use it.
#1292
FFA / Re: ATTN: Ryan White
May 12, 2014, 10:50:25 AM
If you are so simple minded that you take that sentence so literally then i truly feel sorry for you.
#1293
FFA / Re: ATTN: Ryan White
May 12, 2014, 09:22:37 AM
Quote from: !^^^"""tHeFiReCoNfEtTi"""~~~!!? on May 11, 2014, 11:25:34 PM
you're right K.., but for a company like Nike or Apple it's on a whole different level to a players signature picture or w/e you want to call it. I think for this kind of design there is some room to be naff / kitch / have a bit of fun, whereas for a multi-billion dollar company it's essential that they simplify their logo down to its purest most memorable form. idk what I'm trying to say, this is a flow or consciousness post... I always liked Illu's logo though, the black and white one with the heart. watch his b1 17 to see it at the start

This, unfortunately, is the type of reasoning that keeps small businesses small. Nike et. al. don't have great logos because they are multi billion dollar companies, they are multi billion dollar companies because they know how to make a great logo. Don't fall into the trap of thinking the good ideas happen 'after' the success, it's actually the other way around.

If you want your brand to become bigger, start thinking like a big brand. Minimal is always better. Learn from the pros.






#1294
FFA / Re: ATTN: Ryan White
May 11, 2014, 11:02:44 PM
I'm not sure what your goal with the logo is exactly but I'll just say that in general simpler is always better.

For some great examples see the Nike 'tick' and also Mcdonalds 'M'.

I personally would recommend stripping everything and just having the white goose, no letters or anything. If the goose has a gun that reflects GE and if it has a star for an eye that can be mario. But again, the simpler you get with it the better and the more memorable. It's counter intuitive but rookies always over complicate shit and it's their downfall.
#1295
FFA / Re: Admiral Shit
May 11, 2014, 11:13:37 AM
Suck my balls
#1296
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
May 11, 2014, 05:04:14 AM
From the very first page...

"Evolution is no longer just a theory; it has been proven true beyond a reasonable doubt. The problem is, even people who accept evolution is true disassociate themselves from the process. They somehow skipped all the lower forms of animal life and just started out at the top of the evolutionary ladder."

The fact that the term 'evolutionary ladder' is used shows that the author has no idea about what evolution actually is. There is no 'ladder'. Evolution is the process of random mutations. Every animal on this planet is as evolved as any other. Evolution has no 'goal' that it is heading towards. The author has no clue.

Things confirmed the author has no clue about:

1. Foundational physics
2. Foundational biology
3. The Beatles
#1297
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
May 10, 2014, 06:02:30 AM
I should probably leave this topic. Marc's stupidity is making me mad.
#1298
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
May 10, 2014, 06:00:27 AM
Did you even read that article Marc? WTF bro seriously, the article was about how AM frequency waves disrupt orientation in migratory birds. Did you seriously just link that article and say that it has something to do with the collective unconscious?

More evidence that Marc is a retard.

Saying that you have things to say but we can't understand? A transparent attempt at dodging the issue because you're an uneducated moron.
#1299
FFA / Re: Ask any Porn related questions here
May 10, 2014, 03:06:34 AM
I will only do name requests if there is a video. Pics make it impossible to get details.
#1300
FFA / Re: Admiral Shit
May 09, 2014, 09:39:18 PM
admirrel shit stain
#1301
FFA / Re: The "try posting a more beautiful girl" thread
May 09, 2014, 09:38:41 PM
Hi luke I will say hello in 1 week :)
#1302
General Chat / Re: The Official Virginia 2014 Topic!
May 09, 2014, 09:37:20 PM
Not if it is the original name they signed up with. You don't know who this person is not because they changed their name, but because you just don't know who they are Kappa
#1303
FFA / Re: The "try posting a more beautiful girl" thread
May 09, 2014, 08:37:35 PM
I hardly see how a magazine cover that is likely photoshop'd to all hell qualifies for this topic.

This topic is about posting beautiful girls, not about celebrating the amazing photo editing skills of the guys down at Maxim Magazine.
#1304
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
May 09, 2014, 08:33:47 PM
Also, Marc says he cares about the universal truth. But the truth is that most things in the universe humans cannot experience. For example the wavelengths of light that we can actually see is only a small portion. So he do we know about the other wavelengths? Through experimentation and technology. Most of the shit of the universe is it impossible to know or understand as a human. We rely almost completely on the power of technology and the data that is captures to understand the nature of the universe.

BTW, quoting Einstein doesn't mean you understand his equations. I bet you $100000 Marc knows absolutely FUCK ALL about general relativity. Even basic foundational physics I would say is way out of the grasp of Marc. Marc seems to refuse to do anything actual research. Please Marc tell us a SINGLE thing you've actually researched.
#1305
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
May 09, 2014, 08:25:15 PM
Quote from: Carathorn on May 09, 2014, 03:46:12 PM
K..

You should never disqualify someone for believing something, no matter how stupid you think it is or no matter how unfounded their believes are in your opinion. While I agree that logic and reason are the way to go, it still doesn't give you a free pass to judge people to shit. Also, that same logic and reason should have you realize and accept the fact that there are billions of people who believe things that YOU think are bullshit.

Marc posting something this incredibly troll is up to him. Now it's us up to us to ignore it to death which is clearly the best thing to do. That or troll it to death. Plus, Marc needs no saving. He is a grown up man and he decides to believe whatever he wants.



What do you mean by 'disqualify'? I don't think I'm disqualifying him for what he believes. He just has never, ever provided any evidence. Even more ridiculous is the fact that he has never said anything that is even applicable to life. I'm sorry, but if someone says they care about evidence, and then proceeds to never show any evidence at all for anything they are saying, they are a fucking moron.

I can provide plenty of evidence that Marc is a retard, most of that evidence is contained in this topic.

Why is it that it's 'up to Marc' to post something that he wants, but then when it comes to our responses it's either ignore it or troll back? Doesn't seem fair to me.

Just to clarify, I'm not judging Marc. When I say he is an idiot, loser, moron etc it's because I actually have evidence for it and provide it to you. They aren't just judgements plucked out of thin air. The judgements aren't because of what he believes either. If someone says they think Maths is the Truth, and then proceeds to say that 1 + 1 = 3. They are mentally handicapped. This isn't a matter of faith, it's a matter of Marc being too stupid to understand complex concepts.

Science isn't something everyone can do. You need a certain level of intelligence to grasp it. Even the philosophy of science itself isn't able to be grasped by people. A lot of people think they are doing science, but because they just don't have the brain capacity they do something completely difference. IT doesn't matter how many times Marc says he believes in evidence, what he is actually doing is so far from presenting evidence that it boggles my mind.

I do understand there are many people out there with no education. That doesn't change the truth about the importantance of backing up your statements with evidence though.

BTW it's obvious Marc can't be saved and it's a no-win when people get into his position. Everyone who disagrees is just doing so because it's prophosized in the book or something. Marc doesn't use any reasoning at all to say why calling out his bullshit is wrong. For example, he says "people will call me out because I'm so spiritual', instead of actually looking at the content. He thinks he cares about the truth but because he is too uneducated to come anywhere close.
#1306
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
May 09, 2014, 11:54:30 AM
Another moronic Marc post with absolutely no substance. Making claims about reality with literally no evidence.

Marc claims that he cares about logic, evidence and truth and yet every paragraph he writes either has a claim backed by no evidence or a logical fallacy.

I don't reply to Marc for Marc's sake. Marc is an obvious retard. But the kind of retard that thinks he is smarter than others. His statements about us being like animals around him is fucking pathetic.

No, Marc is a lost cause. Similar to those from Heaven's Gate and Jonestown like Ryan linked. People like Marc are too stupid to think for themselves. Marc is so moronic that he still continues to post this shit on here even though this group is universally against it.

Similar to the loser at school that continually tries to be included in a group that doesn't like them. Marc's continued endeavour in this topic leads to me to believe he is very alone in life (else he would vent this stupidity elsewhere). Marc completely lacks social intelligence, one of the key signs of stupidity.

I actually reply to Marc for the sake of others. I can't let this BS topic be too one sided. I have to protect those who read it from the barrage of bullshit. I will preach logic, reason and EVIDENCE. Something Marc has no clue about.

The Present has literally dozens of logical fallacies and unproven claims within the first 3 pages. I'm not kidding either. Anyone who thinks is has value has no idea about the scientific method. Everything that has made this world a better place has come from science and reason. Funny how The Present claims to want to improve this earth, and yet fails to use the only tools that are actually capable of doing this.

P.S Marc's understanding is so fucking minimal that he couldn't address a single point I raised. Typical sidestepping of those involved with religious cults who's beliefs have literally no legs to stand on.
#1307
FFA / Ask any Porn related questions here
May 09, 2014, 02:15:37 AM
Found a clip with an insane chick that you're looking to see more of but have no name? Send link with request and I'll see what I can do.

I'm probably the most experienced and knowledgeable about porn than anyone here. So if you have any questions, queries or concerns let me know and I'll see if I can help you out.

I'm obviously pretty up to scratch with American and European porn but I'm actually pretty good with Jap AV idols as well. So I'll be able to help out with most regions.
#1308
FFA / Re: The "try posting a more beautiful girl" thread
May 09, 2014, 02:12:31 AM
Do you think that guy is bangin that chick? Nice.
#1309
FFA / Admiral Shit
May 09, 2014, 02:11:00 AM
I just thought this and it made my giggle a little bit.
#1310
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
May 09, 2014, 02:09:45 AM
Quote from: Remove Duel From The Ranks on May 08, 2014, 10:04:57 PM
Yeah but every time you get something you always describe it as garbage etc. Maybe improving your attitude would help you find more success in life.

Dave, that's something I would say. Please stop ripping me off, it may help you get better results in life.  :kappa:
#1311
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
May 09, 2014, 01:51:35 AM
Quote from: Marc Rützou on May 08, 2014, 02:13:35 AM
Time to man the fuck up and stop letting fear and cognitive dissonance prevent you from learning the self-evident truth of life and death, time to walk the walk and not just talk the talk.

www.truthcontest.com, the top entry "The Present" for the most simple, accurate and updated explanation of the truth of life. "The Present with religion" for the full and more complete version.


Get at it, for your own best. Don't even postpone it for a day. 150.000 people just like you are going to die today, the wheel is turning. Spend the last hours in this body to embrace the truth or scrumble to the illusions of this temporarily world. You are the product of 4.5 billion years of slow evolution, now act like it. Get on it. Now.

Another nonsense post with literally NO LOGICAL REASONS FOR ANYTHING.

"Time to man up", "For your own best", "the world is turning", "Now act like it"... Literally NOTHING OF VALUE. Seriously, no fucking substance what so ever and it's really saddening to me that Marc might actually have intelligence but it is wasting it on this bullshit.

Here's some advice Marc, do some actual research and come back with a REASON as to why people should do anything. Telling people to 'man up', 'get with it', 'get on it' etc DOES NOTHING. It's just phrases that you think have meaning. Well guess what, they don't have any fucking meaning so stop spouting jibberish and actually say something with some actual substance.

The Present lacks understanding of even the most foundational physics. For example, there is no 'present' that we could ever experience. Electrical impules in our bodies travel at a finite speed, thus by necessity we can only ever experience things that have happened in the past. The same goes for light. Given that our brain's take up more than one plank length of SPACE it's literally impossible for even our brains to fully experience the same moment in time.

The book preaches truth and yet fails to understand that the universe is relative and space and time is 1. Not universal, and 2. Is not fixed and can be bent, warped, manipulated.

Even science does not claim to know the 'truth' about the universe, it just makes predictions and gives the best current explanation about the nature of things.

For someone to claim they understand the 'truth' is the most naïve and ignorant thing I've ever heard. Humans always learn new things about the nature of the universe and about the nature of ourselves. To think that this person has discovered the truth is fucked up. Obviously you (and the other people who preach that this book is the truth) has very, very, VERY little understanding of the universe and how it works.

Marc you have very little understanding of biology, physics, chemistry, or any science for that matter. The reason I can make this assessment is because you've never, ever said anything that makes any fucking sense or has actual data to back it up.

Point us to a peer reviewed study that backs up anything you or the book is saying. Until then you are just another ignorant, uneducated, religious, naïve idiot who thinks they know something (but actually knows jack shit about anything).
#1312
FFA / ATTN: Ryan White Part II
May 05, 2014, 10:02:25 PM
Hi.
#1313
FFA / Re: The "try posting a more beautiful girl" thread
May 05, 2014, 11:07:46 AM
That's not a dig at Lockwood because I've met him and I know that he would actually do quite well with the ladies. But I've got quite a few years on him so naturally I have more experience.

I've given seminars and I mentor guys on how to improve their dating life. Plus I've written a book about how to overcoming fear of approaching attractive women.

So I know what I'm talking about.

Even though from a biological stand point women do respond more to a man's behaviour and not his dna (good locks, body shape etc), a lot of women are just as clueless about how they work. I've met a lot of (mostly younger) girls how really do just care about looks. Not because they are biologically designed to care about that, just because they are uneducated and have come to that conclusion themselves. However I've noticed that no matter how much a girl might 'say' she wants a tall dark and handsome man, sometimes they still fall for you anyway if you're higher status, even if you're the opposite of what they said they wanted.

In reality the girls that care about looks mainly will not get that much success in their relationships. Statistically they may get lucky and randomly attach themselves to a guy that has his act together, but that's not really likely. Any women who is that uneducated and aware of how their own body works isn't going to land an aware male because he's going to see her immaturity and won't get deeply involved.

Moral of the story, girls are overrated. I suggest giving in to your homosexual urges and joining me in the Jacuzzi, pants optional.
#1314
FFA / Re: The "try posting a more beautiful girl" thread
May 05, 2014, 10:52:56 AM
I have dealt with more girls than Lockwood and Goose combined.
#1315
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Interesting Stats - Most Popular Goldeneye Videos on twitch.tv
May 05, 2014, 01:48:05 AM
lol
#1316
GoldenEye 007 / Re: April 2014 Proof Call
May 04, 2014, 10:43:09 PM
Where's your post dude?
#1317
FFA / Re: **OFFICIAL Summer Contest 2014 Voting Alliance Thread**
May 04, 2014, 01:50:57 AM
I wouldn't mind the contest because I beleieve that I could do a lot better this year Kappa
#1318
GoldenEye 007 / Re: GoldenEye 007 Tutorials
May 04, 2014, 01:40:14 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gWHT4alKgA

Runway 00a tute for pro's only.
#1319
GoldenEye 007 / Re: April 2014 Proof Call
May 03, 2014, 11:07:33 PM
I don't think it's wise to critisize a proof mod for asking for proof unless the scenerio is 'obviously' rediculous.

Asking for proof of a reasonable time by a lower ranked player isn't rediculous. It's only outside the recommended point barrier by 2 points so it's pretty reasonable. Mirror's other times have no impact on this decision.

We are trying to establish a general attitude that providing proof should happen for ALL reasonable times. Basically, don't slack off. The more times that are proven the better the elite becomes. If you want to create a better elite, support it by creating videos of all your times.

You cannot argue that needing to provide proof is a bad thing. So drop the attitude and understand that this is a good thing as a whole.
#1320
GoldenEye 007 / Re: How to post a WR
May 03, 2014, 10:58:11 PM
Besides, anyone on twitch chat at the time of my achieving a WR knows that I talk it up hardcore. So there's no way I'm trying to play the too cool card.
#1321
GoldenEye 007 / Re: How to post a WR
May 03, 2014, 10:57:14 PM
Wheat is right. If you get teh WR you can post it however you want.

I don't post in lower case to try and seem too cool. WTF? Anyone who thinks that is either moronic or has dangerously low self esteem.

Case: If you're a negetive person you take actions by others as negetively. You can only see what you are. If think others are trying to be too cool it means you do it yourself. Get a life.

I post like that because it's makes no fucking difference how I post it. What matters is that bad boy on the ranks.
#1322
FFA / Re: Bet Offer - $1000 with Jimbo for higher rank at year's end
May 02, 2014, 10:47:42 PM
I moved this to FFA because of the possible negative nature of the topic and also because it's between 2 people.

If you guys want to have a dialogue about setting up a bet, do it elsewhere than creating a topic on GE. If you guy do agree to a bet and want to formalise it feel free to create a topic at that time.
#1323
GoldenEye 007 / Re: How to post a WR
May 02, 2014, 05:58:16 AM
Carathorn has no idea what he is talking about. I post like that because the time has already been mentioned and talked about in twitch chat, its already on top of the boards in the feed. I just post it there cause you guys love the topic so much.
#1324
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
May 01, 2014, 12:38:10 PM
Aztec ooa 145
facility sa 53
train a 104

Holy moly
#1325
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
April 30, 2014, 10:28:19 PM
Quote from: homeonice on April 30, 2014, 02:00:17 PM
...probably capable of 136 or even 135 if I keep working at it.

Awww, the upbeat naive optimisism of someone who fluked a run in the first 5 minutes. So cute :kappa:
#1326
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
April 30, 2014, 10:14:02 PM
BTW Henrik is it true that damage is doubled for agent and health is the same?
#1327
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
April 30, 2014, 10:08:30 PM
This is the figures I got.

LEVEL: EGYPTIAN

GUARD OR NPC:     HEALTH POINTS:         BODY ARMOUR POINTS:

Most Russian            4                        0
Soldiers

Russian Soldiers
that arrive after       5                        1
you kill Baron
Somedi twice

Baron Somedi(1)        21                       19

Baron Somedi(2)        51                       99

Baron Somedi(3)        51                      299

If using The Golden Gun

All Russian             1                        0
Soldiers

Baron Somedi(1)         1                        0

Baron Somedi(2)         2                        0

Baron Somedi(3)         1                        3


And for health related issues on any other level/guard view http://www.gamefaqs.com/n64/197462-goldeneye-007/faqs/26700.

#1328
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
April 27, 2014, 09:22:23 PM
you can hardly blame dam for your stair miss lol
#1329
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
April 26, 2014, 10:50:22 PM
This truly is the Golden Age of GE speedrunning.
#1330
GoldenEye 007 / Re: GoldenEye 007 Tutorials
April 26, 2014, 10:23:43 AM
It is true that text doesn't really cut it anymore.

I'm not sure how hard it is to create, but something just like the main rankings would be ideal. Video links to each level difficulty and set out just like the main page.

p.s I do like the idea of having a page that stores all of the useful info that Henrik et al finds out.
#1331
GoldenEye 007 / Re: GoldenEye 007 Tutorials
April 26, 2014, 12:44:28 AM
"Hello *Cough* *Cough*.." :kappa:

Thanks for the tutorial Ryan, I gotta go for 1:02 soon.
#1332
FFA / Re: Abandon Ship
April 25, 2014, 10:09:57 PM
Holy moly congrats again.
#1333
FFA / Re: Abandon Ship
April 25, 2014, 10:07:52 PM
Not too bad. Congrats on your relationship bro.
#1334
FFA / Re: Abandon Ship
April 25, 2014, 10:05:43 PM
Hi Chris. How's life?
#1335
General Chat / Re: RULING: Name changes okay, just put your name in your sig
April 25, 2014, 10:04:28 PM
It's amazing.
#1336
FFA / Re: Abandon Ship
April 25, 2014, 09:58:59 PM
Can't read Come's post but I bet you $20 it's another pathetic attempt of showing us how much he 'doesn't care' with some stupid cocky joke.

Seriously, how little of a life would you need to have to hang around/talk to people that don't like you?
#1337
FFA / Re: Abandon Ship
April 25, 2014, 08:59:19 AM
 :kappa:
#1338
GoldenEye 007 / Re: **FULL GAME RTA SPEEDRUNS** Personal and World Records Topic
April 23, 2014, 09:44:36 AM
Agent 22:26
#1339
General Chat / Re: 2014 Stanley Cup Playoffs
April 23, 2014, 02:53:42 AM
 :)

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#1340
Other Games / Re: Super Mario 64
April 23, 2014, 12:45:27 AM
Thank you for the help :)
#1341
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
April 23, 2014, 12:33:18 AM
35 good time.
#1342
FFA / OMFG THIS IS CRAZY WTF!!
April 22, 2014, 11:15:05 PM
Recently, beloved Eliter Luke 'The Aussie Slozzy' Szklarz was brutally banned by the cruel dictator Come. Luke broke absolutely no rules to warrant this abuse. His ability to post on these boards was horrifically slaughtered for the amusement of one man.

Recently, Come was asked by multiple well respected Eliters to unban Luke due the Luke's innocent nature. Come refused to unban Luke though due to his low self-esteem. Come has chosen to 'ignore' reason and 'ignore' the opinions of others.

I think it's time to 'ignore' Come. Currently Come's GF holds the record for most ignored Eliter with 13 members ignoring her. I think it's time to break this record, just like Come continues to break the good vibes in this community.

I'll lead the charge. I'll be your King just like Aragorn in The Return of the King and lead the charge into certain defeat. I'll put my (board) life on the line and stand up for all that is good in this world. I will sacrafice myself for you all and be the first (2nd in reality) to officially 'ignore' Come.

Join me if you wish. I firmly believe that what I'm doing is good and just. But if no one joins me I will not regret dying for an honorable cause.
#1343
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Aztec Challenge For The Elite
April 22, 2014, 10:49:42 PM
Quote from: Daenerys Targaryen on April 22, 2014, 10:29:25 PM
You can just kill Jaws as the end timer is counting down, so in theory lower than 1:25 / 1:35 / 1:39 are all doable "while defeating Jaws."

pwned
#1344
FFA / Re: Hypthetical situation
April 22, 2014, 10:42:22 PM
For those coming to the abandon ship/ffa boards and passing judgement... why don't you go to a gay club and pass judgement there, or go to some other niche club and tell them to behave differently.

Go to a yacht club and tell them to drive cars instead. Go to a chess club and tell them to play checkers instead. Go to a strip club and tell the dancers they shouldn't sell their bodies. Go to a LAN party and tell people to go outside and get sunlight.

Do those things if you really feel the need to act in this way. Cause there are a million groups you could pass judgement on if you feel the urge.

#1345
FFA / Re: New Boards
April 22, 2014, 10:04:32 PM
Apparently having preferences is being childish.

Enjoy your leaf on the breeze, below average success, void of accomplishment, depressing existence antibeiber. You'll have it with that attitude.
#1346
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
April 22, 2014, 10:02:27 PM
You're not hardcore... unless you live hardcore... and the legent of the train, was way hardcore.
#1347
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Organize Races HERE
April 20, 2014, 11:35:14 PM
Yeah that would be sweet. You stream when I get home from work which is pretty convenient.
#1348
FFA / Re: New Boards
April 20, 2014, 11:13:23 PM
I'm quite sure all of the users are putting their name somewhere in there sig or caption.
#1349
Other Games / Re: Super Mario 64
April 20, 2014, 10:27:39 PM
Is it cool to speedrun this game with PAL or do I need NTSC?
#1350
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Organize Races HERE
April 20, 2014, 10:22:08 PM
I'm down for an Agent Race!
#1351
FFA / Re: New Boards
April 20, 2014, 10:16:03 PM
All of the top GE players are always in twitch chats hanging out and talking with each other. We are a pretty close group. We like to joke around and have fun because we're all pretty close friends.

Even when we're discussing GE stuff we still like to joke around, like any friends do. The problem is that the current Admin are not currently our friends.

So they see the joking around and don't understand/appreciate that this is a group of friends having fun. They are not part of our group and just see it as stupid, then they start to delete/move posts, ban accounts etc. Then they say it's OUR fault.

The other topic (ATTN ADMIN) is a perfect example of how backwards the current thinking is. Come bans multiple accounts, we express disatisfaction, then people start saying that the users started the drama. Ah.. No, actually, the drama is starting by banning accounts.

Obviously, I enjoy the positive upgrades and maintanence that you do (Flash), but it's the irresponsible supression by Come that I found unacceptable.

Then Come, someone who has massive power, posts dumb shit and acts like he doesn't care. His self esteem must be through the floor if he feels the need to talk to people who obviously don't like him. This guy seriously needs to get a life.
#1352
FFA / Re: New Boards
April 20, 2014, 09:56:10 PM
And Come's posts are pathetic. Like, this topic for example is obviously stating I don't like Come, why would he post here? People in charge shouldn't be posting stupid shit like that.

Come posts in all the topics expressing disatisfaction with him. Like he's a fucking 8 years old trying to show us how much he doesn't care. What a loser.
#1353
FFA / Re: New Boards
April 20, 2014, 09:54:26 PM
Outliers like Come banning Ace and Luke at the same time. Two of the most highly ranked, active players. Then banning Luke again for 6 days immediately after.
#1354
FFA / Re: New Boards
April 20, 2014, 09:52:55 PM
I do hope to follow through with this but only time will tell.

I would like to form a tighter bond with the other players. It seems like there is always a rift here because of Admin actions. For example, a large chunk of players want to change names etc. Admin, who are non-players start banning active players from the boards.

It's generally the players that want to have fun and goof around on the boards, and it's usually people who are irrel on the ranks that have massive sticks up their asses.
#1355
FFA / Re: New Boards
April 20, 2014, 09:50:10 PM
Flash, thanks for the stats. However it's the obvious outliers that are the problem.
#1356
FFA / Re: New Boards
April 20, 2014, 09:19:32 PM
Larkin, so having preferences in life and deciding to change something to suit what you like more is apparently throwing a shitfit? Ok bro, trust me, you're not going to live a happy life with that attitude.

Thanks for the info Flash, much appreciated.

BTW, as for the logs of activity, the fact that Ngamer has so many is part of the problem. Some of his and Come's actions are fucked. Such as deleting/closing topics because they feel like, banning people etc.

I will post at Goose's old boards with anything GE related until I/someone gets another good board.
#1357
FFA / Re: Serious Offer - $2000 for Ngamer to remove himself and friends from the-elite
April 20, 2014, 09:12:49 PM
I don't understand what Thiny did wrong? He usually does helpful updates and shit. i don't mind Thiradell either.
#1358
FFA / Re: New Boards
April 20, 2014, 09:01:49 AM
It looks like shit though. Is there a way to create a new boards that looking exactly like these ones? I understand the feeds on top are pretty complex but I don't mind nothing having those. Just want the boards to discuss what we want and do what we like without useless people doing nothing but banning people etc.
#1359
FFA / New Boards
April 20, 2014, 08:39:39 AM
Just want to say I'm interested in getting new boards just so that the current Admin have no control on it.

I want to it to pretty much look like these boards. I haven't done any research atm but I'm definitely interested.

Just putting it out there, if anyone wants to make this happen, I'm on board. I don't like it here and want to move somewhere else.

Don't mind using the current ranks but hate posting on these boards because I don't like non-players having all the power and doing stupid shit to people who actually play. Time to make a board that revolves around the players.
#1360
GoldenEye 007 / Re: **FULL GAME RTA SPEEDRUNS** Personal and World Records Topic
April 20, 2014, 06:13:49 AM
Agent 22:28

Going for lower
#1361
FFA / Re: The "try posting a more beautiful girl" thread
April 20, 2014, 03:23:37 AM
#1362
GoldenEye 007 / Re: **FULL GAME RTA SPEEDRUNS** Personal and World Records Topic
April 17, 2014, 09:48:41 AM
Agent 22:50

Going for lower.
#1363
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
April 16, 2014, 11:22:50 PM
Boss that the least applicable piece of advice I've ever heard.
#1364
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
April 16, 2014, 10:38:00 AM
congrats bro, I had your stream open but only half watch it :) Proud of you.
#1365
FFA / ATTN: FORUM ADMIN
April 16, 2014, 05:34:53 AM
Please unban Luke Szklarz. Banning should be an absolute last resort for things that can't be resolved in other means.

Luke was banned recently, as well as Ace. Two very high ranked active players.

You are fucking this community over if you continue banning highly ranked active players from discussion on the boards.

If there is a major concern please post about it here.
#1366
FFA / Re: How many cooks could Koch cook if Kock could cook cooks?
April 16, 2014, 01:33:48 AM
plz disregard typo in topic title
#1367
FFA / How many cooks could Koch cook if Kock could cook cooks?
April 16, 2014, 01:26:08 AM
Srz question.
#1368
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
April 15, 2014, 10:12:53 PM
Ryan 'Master Chef' Koch cooking up a delicious control A PR.

Congrats. I know you couldn't have done it without my coaching.
#1369
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
April 14, 2014, 10:09:25 PM
How do you runway sa 22?

N/m, just watched the vids, seems pretty straight forward.
#1370
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
April 14, 2014, 11:04:12 AM
nah
#1371
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
April 14, 2014, 10:15:06 AM
Thank you for the congrats :)

On one hand I'm upset about TNS, but on the other hand I'm happy the timing of the end was 100% optimal.

Super happy with the run though, it's pretty amazing!

Now on to SA. I'm guessing 22 is way easier than 35  :kappa:
#1372
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
April 14, 2014, 05:27:44 AM
runway ooa 35
#1373
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***OFFICIAL GE Incentives 2014***
April 13, 2014, 09:55:13 PM
I'm not interested in receiving the $10 for Cradle 35.

Flicker can send the $10 to the charity of his choice to pay the bounty :)
#1374
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
April 13, 2014, 10:19:06 AM
Runway 00a 35 B fail x a few
Runway 00a 35 C fail x a few
#1375
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Runway 00 Agent **New Strategy** 32 likely now possible
April 13, 2014, 09:09:22 AM
You only lose 2 secs doing obj C last in current strat. You lost about 4-5 secs running all the way over there to do it early.
#1376
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
April 11, 2014, 10:58:29 AM
runway 37 (4)

ps 4000  :kappa:
#1377
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Remove Dan Berube's 53 or we riot
April 11, 2014, 10:38:36 AM
Removing your times and ranting about the emptiness is an appropriate response? I don't see it. Your time is similar in so many ways to this 53. Though your situation in general is different. But the time is similar in more ways than it is different.

It's over 10 years old, unproven, outside standard deviation and STILL considered a very hard time.

I never doubted your 54 but your crazy actions have me second guessing to be honest.
#1378
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Remove Dan Berube's 53 or we riot
April 11, 2014, 10:35:12 AM
On a side note, Axel does bring up good points.
#1379
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Remove Dan Berube's 53 or we riot
April 11, 2014, 10:28:36 AM
Rayola's posts and actions remind me of me when I was 16. Seriously bro, are you having a midlife crisis or something?
#1380
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Remove Dan Berube's 53 or we riot
April 11, 2014, 06:23:52 AM
It is interesting how people who do not have 53 are claiming they have any idea about what skill is required to get 53. It's also interesting how all of the people who think the time should remain on the ranks are more or less irrelevant on the GE ranks.

If you think the time is being taken down just because it's a WR with no video you have NO CLUE what this issue is about. When you say things like "if this time gets removed then other WR times without proof should be removed" it further demonstrates that you have NO CLUE what the issue is here.

This isn't just about a WR without a vid. It's a unique scenario where a player with no other times that require skill claiming an insane WR with no proof at an insane date.

Do not talk about 'precedents'. You don't have to set a 'precedent' with every fucking action you take. Seriously, look at the situation and make logical decisions. "The time has to remain on the rankings because it's old" is the most retarded argument I've ever seen. Actually use your brains please. If you have a logical reason for this time to remain then state it.

Essentially all of the good players are saying this time likely was not achieved. For VARIOUS reasons. You choose to blatantly overlook this because of some principal you are pulling out of your ass.
#1381
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Remove Dan Berube's 53 or we riot
April 10, 2014, 11:52:01 PM
To those who think that we need to keep the time because of a decision made 10 years ago I give you this hypothetical..

In your own personal life, do you think it's wrong to learn new things or become wiser? Would you like to have to stand by the decisions you made 10 years ago? If you believe that decisions made a long time ago are things we need to live by then you don't seem to be appreciating the value of ... learning.

The decision was definitely made, but revisiting the situation I think it's pretty safe to say that most people agree the time likely was not achieved. If it was achieved, it would require proof given the weight of the accomplishment.
#1382
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Remove Dan Berube's 53 or we riot
April 10, 2014, 10:46:41 PM
I dont see why we need to talk about precedents or act as if we need to create a new 'rule'.

This is a pretty specific situation that requires a judgemental decision.
#1383
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Remove Dan Berube's 53 or we riot
April 10, 2014, 09:52:30 PM
Ryan Lockwood already have very hard world records (proven) such as silo A 1:01, s1 1:02 as well as other numerous difficult times.. and it was still rediculous that he tied 1:12. Berube's case would be like Lockwood having no other WR's or even very strong times and tieing an untied WR on a strafing instensive level. Have we even ever seen this?

Depot 26 doesn't even compare to 53. I could get 26 1 out of every 3 runs. You can also see on the rankings many more people having 26 even though more people would be playing dam A.

There is not a single other person who got 53 that doesn't either have mutiple WR's or at least some other strong times with a full times page.

But the crazy thing is that this was claimed in 2003 when there was not a plethora of videos to copy from and we didn't even have a good understanding of the game at that point.

BTW, Berube had already started taping BEFORE he got 53. So why was he not taping then? Seems strange that he would tape a depot 26, not tape for 53, and then tape again for s1 1:04.
#1384
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Dan Berube's Dam 0:53
April 10, 2014, 09:08:02 PM
Suggesting that the time can't be taken down simply because a decision was made in the past is absolutely rediculous.

It's a blatent refusal to use any logic. We can't take this kind of decision making seriously.
#1385
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Remove Dan Berube's 53 or we riot
April 10, 2014, 09:04:47 PM
Lockwood provided proof for 1:12. Aside from the fact that lockwood has numerous proven times that require a high degree of skill, he actually proved 1:12. It would be like someone claiming 1:12 without proof. I don't understand how you can't see the difference there.
#1386
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Dan Berube's Dam 0:53
April 10, 2014, 11:10:45 AM
I really think this needs to be looked at. I actually didn't know too much about it until recently. But having looked at the date this time was claimed and the strength of his others times I really doubt this time was achieved.

To put this into perspective it would be like a player with no other noteworthy times claiming a streets 1:12.

At the time there were no stringent prove requirements and perhaps people didn't fully appreciate the difficulty of the time because of a lack of understanding. But on analysis of his other times etc I don't believe a time like this should be allowed with proof.
#1387
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Remove Dan Berube's 53 or we riot
April 10, 2014, 10:53:53 AM
The proof policy isn't the infallible word of god.

This time is different to others because the time is way too good compared to his other times and was achieved at an insane date. It's very similar to your 54 and I see the only reason you're so quick to defend this random time that you know nothing about is because you know your time is in the same boat.
#1388
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Remove Dan Berube's 53 or we riot
April 10, 2014, 10:48:25 AM
Quote from: ExpertGamer64 on April 10, 2014, 10:43:12 AM
War :54 is not a significant WR. I don't see what the hassle is over for a time that is over 11 years old.

Fix'd
#1389
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
April 10, 2014, 09:46:03 AM
I played around for 20 mins and confirmed that 36 is easy with this strat. But I'm actually going to play around some more tomorrow and test out the 35 strat. Want to go for this WR.
#1390
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
April 10, 2014, 07:53:07 AM
:(
#1391
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
April 10, 2014, 07:05:12 AM
Runway 00A: 37

I figured out a very easy way to get 37. May go for 36 some time, super easy.
#1392
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Remove Dan Berube's 53 or we riot
April 10, 2014, 07:03:18 AM
I support the notion to remove Berube's 53. Given that there is no proof, the time it was achieved, and his skill as shown by his other times.

I don''t support removing Matis'' 16 as he does have skill.
#1393
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
April 09, 2014, 09:55:23 AM
Chuya: When Natalya completes her objective she will start to run to the stairs on the right. When she TURNS to run up the stairs start timing. Enter the lift at the end of level exactly 18 seconds after she TURNS to go up the stairs.
#1394
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Achievement Rankings
April 06, 2014, 10:12:41 PM
I dig this topic also. I'm looking forward to getting 'undoubted' and becoming 19/21.
#1395
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
April 05, 2014, 10:13:54 PM
Quote from: Trevor on April 05, 2014, 03:34:05 PM
fantastic job K.., the 102 looked really good, you should consider 101

No fucking way, it's the shittest level ever. Just want 90+ points and then I will (hopefully) never play this shit hole of a level ever again.
#1396
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
April 05, 2014, 07:40:20 AM
y u no stream
#1397
GoldenEye 007 / Re: March 2014 Proof Call - ATTN David Clemens
April 04, 2014, 03:27:07 AM
I also don't think Clemens needs better proof for 3:57, if we are to use the proof policy as a guide. Webcam should be fine for that one. Although I hope he captures in the future like everyone else :)

I also think he should highlight and link the actual vid on his time.
#1398
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
April 02, 2014, 11:49:18 AM
I almost failed the bottles on my 44 cause I was so nervous. But I didn't  :kappa:
#1399
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
April 02, 2014, 05:35:35 AM
Missed end warp on my b2 sa 47 :(
#1400
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Site Suggestions [Elite improvements for 2014 - post your ideas!]
April 02, 2014, 12:31:01 AM
I have a suggestion. There is no reason so show N/A times on the individual level rankings. How about we just exclude them from showing and only show the actual times.
#1401
General Chat / Re: ATTN: Elite Administration Changes [now live!]
April 01, 2014, 08:51:15 PM
OK we get it. Can we please change the rankings back now? I want to edit my new time with a vid.
#1402
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
April 01, 2014, 08:41:39 PM
Caverns SA 1:03

Failed A, B, C. Completed D though.
#1403
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
April 01, 2014, 08:24:29 AM
control sa 4:10

not very good. Missed warp, slowish start. Will go for lower after I play 00A a bit.
#1404
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
March 30, 2014, 09:07:48 AM
really happy about 3:57. 3:56 would be hard, real hard. Too hard for me :(
#1405
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Caverns SA "Explosive Through Door" New Strategy
March 30, 2014, 03:46:00 AM
keycardless strat'O'mazing
#1406
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Caverns SA "Explosive Through Door" New Strategy
March 30, 2014, 01:01:25 AM
Luke Szklarz Strat'O'Mazing
#1407
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Caverns SA "Explosive Through Door" New Strategy
March 30, 2014, 12:45:56 AM
I vote for the 'Luke Szklarz Strat'O'Mazing'
#1408
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Caverns SA "Explosive Through Door" New Strategy
March 29, 2014, 09:54:48 PM
This might be a stupid question but have you guys tried aiming a bit higher when you throw the mine? The mine will go further if you throw it higher.

I noticed that I failed the tracker bug on frigate a lot if I aim too low. Maybe that's the problem?
#1409
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
March 29, 2014, 11:24:00 AM
control 358 (4)
#1410
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Goldeneye Facts Topic (Speedrunning ONLY!)
March 28, 2014, 11:51:17 PM
It would save a lot of time because you don't need to go down and get the keycard. So you can just destroy the comps from the top of the stairs. Would save at least 5 seconds.
#1411
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
March 26, 2014, 12:49:57 PM
You were talking to illu? I is retard.
#1412
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
March 26, 2014, 12:24:55 PM
No I didn't. Illu's post was 10001. Yours was 10002. This is 10003.
#1413
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
March 26, 2014, 10:58:17 AM
10000
#1414
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 26, 2014, 06:44:55 AM
The decimal was either lowish or mid. The run is about half a sec quicker than my 35 on SA.

I'm thinking about going for 34 on sa, I believe that I can get it. 34 on OOA would be so stupid. The hut is absolutely terrible on OOA.

My run was only smooth in the hut because I probably had about 50 legit attempts at it. Just have to get lucky with the guard timing, his animation and whether or not he sees you early.
#1415
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 26, 2014, 05:40:30 AM
It was my intention to use the pause trick but I was not sure how to time it because I had not had a completion since I found out about it. I think the level started fading out before I pressed pause so I don't think it had an affect.
#1416
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 26, 2014, 05:03:03 AM
35:

7 or so 36's
A lot of hours.

Really, really, really fucking happy to get another untied!!!! FUCK YES.
#1417
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
March 26, 2014, 05:02:03 AM
Cradle 00a 35
#1418
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 25, 2014, 10:47:13 AM
Luke do you normally smoke weed while playing ge? I cant play for shit when im really high.
#1419
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
March 22, 2014, 10:02:57 PM
Hi Eddie.
#1420
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 22, 2014, 09:47:20 PM
I can't post the pic atm cause I'm at work but in the 53 vid there is a weird frame at 1:33 where is shows best time 0:55.

Not saying the vid isn't legit, I'm just curious if this happens everytime you switch to the next level?
#1421
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 20, 2014, 08:22:27 AM
Untied jap wr goose? Plz do some more research before making so many false claims.
#1422
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
March 20, 2014, 01:51:33 AM
HENRIK. Is there any chance you could shed some light on the gate guard on dam? What makes him open the door fast/slow?
#1423
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
March 20, 2014, 01:50:15 AM
Why do bad things happen to good people? Like, getting the worst guard animation in the hut on cradle OOA?
#1424
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
March 20, 2014, 12:22:37 AM
Look out Caberns OOA Boss is in the House.
#1425
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
March 17, 2014, 01:36:05 AM
Jim your control sa time beats my time by a lot so obviously you're not a bad player.
#1426
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
March 16, 2014, 11:06:36 PM
Boss is good.
#1427
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: 48 hour window for proof of significant times
March 15, 2014, 12:09:55 AM
Once players realise that we won't allow untied wr's etc with webcammed vids they will start to automatically provide proper proof.

It's better to prevent these situations from happening rather than allow them to happen and then figure out how to deal with it.
#1428
GoldenEye 007 / Re: 3:56 can't stay up
March 14, 2014, 11:43:52 PM
Quote from: Ludwig Von Koopa on March 14, 2014, 04:04:38 AM
Why does the proof policy keep getting altered every time a new scenario happens?

This is due to a phenomenon called 'learning'. I hear it's a good thing.
#1429
GoldenEye 007 / Re: 3:56 can't stay up
March 14, 2014, 11:41:26 PM
Some of the top players have the 'Me Me Me' mentallity. "I should have longer to provide proof". "My untied should remain the ranks without proof". "My unproven time was removed WTF".

Believe it or not you're actually not the only person who uses the ranks and we need to try and protect the rights of ALL users and not just you. Like, the right for people to have a full proven ranks. Sorry if it inconveniences you to have to provide proof.

Though we are brainstorming and working out ways to make everyone happy which I think we are making good progress on and should have an update to the proof policy soon with some good changes.
#1430
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
March 14, 2014, 08:34:35 AM
Dam 1:19. Pretty bad. Going for lower.
#1431
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: 48 hour window for proof of significant times
March 12, 2014, 09:57:24 PM
Quote from: TheFlash on March 12, 2014, 05:32:35 PM
What if the original claim happened without a video at all?

Those who are getting untied WR's and then duping them again later probably aren't the ones lying about their times ;) We could safely assume they did originally get it when they said they did I think.
#1432
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: 48 hour window for proof of significant times
March 12, 2014, 07:08:58 AM
I would support it just being for untieds or trying of untieds.
#1433
Archived Elite Council [Public] / 48 hour window for proof of significant times
March 12, 2014, 04:57:51 AM
Currently the proof policy does say any significant times will not be ranked without quality proof. However I suggest that the proof policy is amended to state that backrolling will occur at the very latest 48 hours after a time has been uploaded.

This will mean that the proof mods will have to make less judgemental decisions when removing times and players will understand how long they have to provide proof. 48 hours is both 1. A fairly quick response, and 2. Provides ample opportunity for a player to upload a vid.

BTW, currently the Control OOA record has no proof. If we are to be consistent we should also backroll that time or there will be more drama.

Any opinions on this?
#1434
GoldenEye 007 / Re: 3:56 can't stay up
March 12, 2014, 01:21:23 AM
I would suggest that those wishing to create a good community here do so by helping support us by following the rules (that are there to protect us). Posting times without adequate proof and expecting them to be ranked even though it says they won't be in our policy is an extremely destructive action.

Don't be so selfish to only think about yourself and what's easiest for you. We can't change rules and entire policies just because one or two people are too lazy to record their runs. If you do truly care about this group you'll actually put in some effort to record properly and create decent quality runs. Don't call our community a joke when you are making no attempt to contribute positively.

Getting a WR is essentially a selfish act, that's not a bad thing though at all. The way you can help everyone else out is by getting good captures. This ensures the ranks remain as accurate as possible, helps prevent cheaters, and also provides a better experience for everyone else who wants to view your run. Only caring about yourself and putting in as little effort as possible to provide proof is not a positive thing in general for this group.
#1435
GoldenEye 007 / Re: 3:56 can't stay up
March 12, 2014, 12:26:33 AM
If a significant record is achieved without proof meeting the quality requirements, it will not be ranked, and will be backrolled in the same manner any unproven record is backrolled.


I will break this sentence down for those who seem to have trouble understanding what it means.

If a significant record is achieved...  - What qualifies as a significant time is clearly outlined in section 9.2 of the proof policy.

...without proof meeting the quality requirements... - The quality requirements for significant times is clearly outlined in section 9.1 of the proof policy.

...it will not be ranked... - Very straightforward. Significant records WILL NOT be ranked without adaquate proof. Cannot be any clearer here.

...and will be backrolled in the same manner any unproven record is backrolled. - This is describing the way the time will be backrolled. Meaning, how will the time be backrolled? Will it be backrolled to n/a? Will it be backrolled to the best proven time? This is not saying the time will be subject to proof calling just like other times. It is saying the time WILL be backrolled. The way in which the time is backrolled will be the same as any other time that is backrolled due to insufficient proof.

Furthermore, please read the following text from section 9.3 of the proof policy...

...any untied world record achieved after January 1, 2014, without direct captured quality, will not count on the rankings.

There is no contradiction and it is very simple.

The general proof call does give players one month to provide proof. However 'significant' times are handled differently which is why there is a seperate subsection that was included to account for this. We cannot have significant records, especially untied records, remaining on the ranks without proof for a long period of time.

Remember, these rules are not there to screw people over. Do not forget that David screwed himself (and those who care about accurate ranks) over by not respecting the rules. The rules are in place to minimise potential dangers from people wishing to lie or mess with the ranks. David could have easily recorded the run and provided proper proof. He chose not to. Don't blame the policy because it's quite fine.
#1436
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Control 3:56 and Thiradell's subsequent actions
March 11, 2014, 11:56:26 PM
I think it needs to be explained that while in this 'current' situation it may not be great to backroll the time, in all 'future' situations things will be SIGNIFICANTLY easier.

In any transitional periods things can be difficult, but certain things need to be done to create a better future. Like Jon said, if it's clear that rules will be enforced people will definitely start to abide by them automatically and these situations will not continue to arise.
#1437
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Control 3:56 and Thiradell's subsequent actions
March 11, 2014, 09:59:00 PM
Quote from: Goose on March 11, 2014, 08:25:22 PM

If a significant record is achieved without proof meeting the quality requirements, it will not be ranked, and will be backrolled in the same manner any unproven record is backrolled.

- Clemens' 3:56 clearly does not meet these requirements, so it should be backrolled in the same manner any other record is backrolled (ie: proof called on the 1st of the following month and given 1 month for proper proof)
[/quote]

This is pretty straightforward, significant records without proof will not be ranked, and will be backrolled.

It will be backrolled in the same manner any other time would be backrolled.

You seem to be confusing backrolling with proofcalling. It says the time will not be on the ranks and will be backrolled. It does NOT say the time will be subject to proofcalling etc.
#1438
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Control 3:56 and Thiradell's subsequent actions
March 11, 2014, 09:50:21 PM
I believe taking down David's time is justified.

I also think the proof policy should be updated to account for this situation. I think a 48 hour proof window should be given for untied records. It is not right that an untied record should remain on the ranks for at least a month without being removed.

People are acting like this was a fault with the proof policy, but actually it's David's fault entirely. His actions are a complete disgrace and disrespect the elite in a big way.

Definitely update the proof policy to allow less time for untieds and also allows discretion to remove times if enough evidence has surface to show beyond reasonable doubt that the time either wasn't captured, wasn't achieved or won't be proven.
#1439
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
March 11, 2014, 05:28:51 AM
I would like to get 1:01 on agent and 1:35 on OOA.
#1440
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
March 11, 2014, 05:11:31 AM
You've forced me to play the level again.
#1441
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
March 11, 2014, 01:59:33 AM
Sees multiple WR control vids where they don't open the brown door for nat. Still continues to open door for nat.

Wtf illu?
#1442
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
March 10, 2014, 11:58:09 PM
Quote from: MYT on March 10, 2014, 06:52:09 PM
Caverns A 1:05

Tried this morning for two hours using the slow run wiki guide. Then I watched the WR vid to see how it was done. Took 10 minutes. Opening the elevator at the right time really helps with a less troll trev, as does shooting at appropriate times, and looking up in the blue turret corridor. I could probably do better, but Caverns Agent is boring.

Looking up in the blue turrent corrider? This helps?
#1443
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post non-PR Scores Worth Mentioning Here!
March 10, 2014, 11:34:36 PM
#glovestrat

It's a lot more difficult using a normal stick though. GC stick shouldn't have any of those problems.
#1444
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post non-PR Scores Worth Mentioning Here!
March 10, 2014, 11:09:36 PM
Well runway and dam aren't levels you can use a rubber band on. But it only takes a couple of hours to become pretty competent at using both controllers.
#1445
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post non-PR Scores Worth Mentioning Here!
March 10, 2014, 10:41:22 PM
Buy a shitty old controler ($5), buy GC style replacement sticks ($5). Replace stick with GC stick. Use as 2nd controller and use 2.2. Success.

Seriously, spend $10 and make your life easy. Better than spending 50 hours playing with 1.2 you tool.
#1446
GoldenEye 007 / Re: 3:56 can't stay up
March 10, 2014, 10:25:57 PM
Deep Darkness: Sorry for saying the argument was pathetic. I'm too quick to say harsh comments. Thanks for the feedback.

Everyone else: If you think this issue has anything to do with the validity of Dave's time then you are mistaken. It has to do with creating a foundation for a good community in the future.

It is not fair to pick and choose who rules apply to.

I am done investing in the outcome of this though. The people who keep saying things like 'the ranks should reflect the 100% truth' are living in a fantasy world where we all hold hands and suck each others cocks until we all climax together in a state of total bliss. We have to live in the real world where there will be cheaters and people taking advantage of weak policies and standards for proof. If you allow these weak policies to continue you're going to continue having these issues rise up.

This shouldn't have even been an issue. It's pretty simple. Our rules don't allow the time to be on the ranks so it should have been taken down within 48 hours. The rules aren't there to stop legit times being on the ranks, the rules are there to prevent fakers. The rules didn't keep Dave's time from the ranks. DAVE kept his time from the ranks by not recording properly. Don't blame the rules because they are perfectly fine and there for good reason. Blame Dave for not recording and then insisting on putting his time on the ranks.
#1447
GoldenEye 007 / Re: 3:56 can't stay up
March 10, 2014, 05:11:37 AM
Also, saying things like "Community X accepts this kind of proof so why can't we?" is a pathetic arguement. What makes community X some kind of authority of what proof is required? For every community that you compare us to I can give you a different one that has a different opinion.

For example, Guinness have an 'evidence pack' that they send to you if you want to claim a record. It's a fuck load more stringent then our guidelines. Guinness is the biggest name in records so why don't we emulate them? Don't you see how this logic doesn't work?

The proof policy was already in place and Clemens was aware of it. So him putting his times on the page is a big 'Fuck You' to the elite.
#1448
GoldenEye 007 / Re: 3:56 can't stay up
March 10, 2014, 05:02:03 AM
Past decisions aren't as relevant as you think. Just because a decision was made in the past doesn't mean the same decision has to be made now. That isn't a productive way of thinking. If you follow that logic in life you will get no where. I suggest you keep that logic to yourself and don't try to push that on this group.

Deep darkness: You're saying that captured vids can be spliced so we should accept webcam vids. But you don't understand how you fail to use your own logic properly. Because if that logic were useful then we could say.. "well webcam vids can be faked anyway so let's just accept picture proof". Then if you go further you can say ANY proof can be doctored so why even ask for proof at all? It's a rediculous argument. The reason we want captured quality is to identify subtle things that can't be seen/heard from webcam vids.

In regards to the money issue, this affects only the minority of people. There should be no reason to change an entire policy or lower our standards for proof because a handful of players can't afford proper capture quality.

Being on the-elite is not a right, it's an honour that is given. Don't forget that. People here fail to understand time and time again that 'the-elite' is NOT a government agency and it has no obligation to do anything. You weren't born with the right to have your times on the site. Stop acting as if the authorities are obliged to cater for every individual need because it's your God given right to have your times listed.

#1449
GoldenEye 007 / Re: 3:56 can't stay up
March 10, 2014, 12:49:38 AM
Quote from: casual speedrusher on March 10, 2014, 12:36:44 AM
How did you even know he was playing Silo? Also, how can you even make out that he had all the settings turned up all the way, since the run isnt captured?

Since when does proof transcend into satisfaction? The Elite: where speedrunning is cerious buziness and your runs are reviewed by a panel of mods who determine if you deserve your time on the ranks. No capture card? No money? Then you dont deserve to have your time on the ranks  :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik:

You're seriously suggesting that if you're poor you shouldn't need to provide proof? That's hilarious. OK Dave, let's run with that.

In fact, let's go a step further. How about we ship free N64's to everyone on the planet in case someone is too poor to afford to play GE and thus is missing out. You can be the funder for this Dave.
#1450
GoldenEye 007 / Re: 3:56 can't stay up
March 09, 2014, 11:59:06 PM
Only about 3 people play DLTK at the moment so it requires a different policy with different standards.

It's pretty funny how quick everyone is to forget Henning. I'm sure that if you asked everyone if he was legit before he was found out they would have said yes.

I would assume that most people here want a pretty peaceful, positive, no drama environment here, yet they have absolutely no clue how to create it.

You cannot rely on your opinion to dictate whether or not a time is valid. The reason is that your opinion is fallible. The reason for demanding high quality vids is so that we don't have to trust our 'opinion' of how trustworthy someone is.

You can't be unfair and pick and choose who needs to provide proper proof if you want a good environment.

People who say things like 'He got the time so it needs to be on the ranks' are too idealistic and have no clue how these types of decisions impact the future and the community in general.

If you want to keep having people create fake vids and put them on the ranks to troll, keep the time up. If you keep allowing people to fuck around and go against the policy and then expect us to accept their time, keep the time up. If you want to keep having these types of issues arise, keep it up. But you only have yourself to blame when this shit keeps happening. Which it WILL because history repeats, always.
#1451
GoldenEye 007 / Re: 3:56 can't stay up
March 09, 2014, 10:28:34 PM
Quote from: casual speedrusher on March 09, 2014, 10:26:42 PM
lol Luke, he has a video of the run on his channel, pretty sure I saw it live or something. Just was too lazy to link it. Guys are deertier are much more trustworthy and dont assume everyone is cheating (like people here)

David failing to see the difference between assuming someone is cheating and creating a system that is fair for everyone and creates the best possible future with least amount of bullshit.
#1452
GoldenEye 007 / Re: 3:56 can't stay up
March 09, 2014, 10:05:26 PM
I don't think we really even need videos anymore. We should just have a list of acceptable proof for each individual player. This can be listed on their profile page.

For example:

Henning Blom: Streamed, high quality capture
David Montieth: Streamed, high quality capture
David Clemens: Shitty webcam vid
Chris Rayola: Cause he said so
Mirrormage: High quality capture

This way we don' even need a proof policy. In fact I have a better idea, a PROOF RANKS.

The way the Proof Ranks work is that we list how high people are on the proof ranks by how much we trust them. If you're ranked in the top 10 this means you don't even need videos or pictures for proof. you can just say you got the time and we'll have the rank it because you said so.

Guys ranked 10-20 can provide pictures or shitty webcam vids with little to no quality. If they are questioned about the legitimacy of their times they can say things like "yeah but you know it's legit", or "you all know it's legit so just leave it up". As long as they say this the time can stay up.

Guys ranked 21+ have to provide high quality vids for all substantial times.

You can move up the ranks in different ways. You can become friends with the admin. Remain in the elite for a long time. Be ranked highly at some point.

I believe this to be the fairest system for everyone.
#1453
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 09, 2014, 12:14:38 AM
Yeah I was wondering if you had a direct capture. Congrats. Though it's a fucking shame you're too poor to afford acceptable capture quality. It's true though, we'll all have 3:56 by the end of the week anyway.
#1454
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
March 08, 2014, 02:17:18 AM
s2 a 48
#1455
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
March 07, 2014, 11:04:32 AM
S2 a 48 comms damaged no a
48 x 10
#1456
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
March 07, 2014, 01:01:03 AM
Ryan you're too focused on one level. Just remember that Luke and Jimmy are still n00bs and won't pass you on the ranks because you're better overall.
#1457
FFA / If you're a girl and want to be banged by a former champion, PM me
March 07, 2014, 12:46:40 AM
This offer won't last long so don't miss this ultimate opportunity to improve the quality of your life.
#1458
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
March 07, 2014, 12:40:38 AM
Quote from: homeonsplice on March 06, 2014, 09:26:04 PM
If K.. and I combined our best times and formed a sort of Ultimate Australian, we would be unstoppable and probably pass Marc

Still only half as good as Ace.
#1459
FFA / FYI
March 06, 2014, 11:54:23 PM
It was my birthday a month ago and no one made a topic or gave a fuck.
#1460
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
March 06, 2014, 11:40:17 PM
I don't need dam 2:01, there are about 10 times I could improve to break the top 10. I think I will continue playing s2 OOA and then go for 48 on agent.

I think I will probs end up passing Goose when I clean up my page.

BTW, why did Goose post that rant about him being the best. Is that out of the blue or am I missing something?
#1461
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
March 06, 2014, 09:36:16 AM
Cause the level is shit. This is similar to cradle where i was totally dreading playing the level and hadnt played it in like 14 years. Then it turned out to be cake(ish) and i clutched a sick run straight from 57. Levels like this are really weird and getting a good time on it feels awesome.

Edit: I shouldn't really say the level was cake. I did spend a good amount of hours before hand just practicing the throw with unlimited grenades. But I'm pretty good in general so once I got the throw down it didn't take too long. Probably like 4-5 hours going for it properly and about 15 nades.
#1462
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
March 06, 2014, 07:37:18 AM
Thanks man! Really, really happy with it.
#1463
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
March 05, 2014, 11:23:56 PM
s2 sa 0:51 x 2 Comms damaged message but no obj A
#1464
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New DLTK WRs & PRs here
March 05, 2014, 11:14:24 PM
I just checked the ranks and apparently I have an Escape DLTK time.

I just want to go on record as saying I have never played LTK or DLTK on PD. I think PD is a stupid game and I think LTK/DLTK are even more stupid.

:)
#1465
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
March 05, 2014, 09:55:52 PM
illu how did your timing method go?
#1466
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
March 05, 2014, 01:40:31 AM
k
#1467
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
March 05, 2014, 12:16:11 AM
Not going for 49 just want 51 at least which is a joke.
#1468
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
March 04, 2014, 09:38:25 PM
Surface 2 SA 0:52. Comms comp damaged but no obj A, missed mine, missed warp twice ;)
#1469
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post/Discuss new Strats/Timesavers/Ideas
March 02, 2014, 11:17:44 PM
Dave is just jealous because he didn't find the strat.
#1470
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post/Discuss new Strats/Timesavers/Ideas
March 02, 2014, 09:24:46 PM
With that last control strat do you ever get hit by drones? How consistent do you get it. Also why you not get good time yet with that start.
#1471
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
March 02, 2014, 05:57:26 AM
I am now officially as good as Jim Barrett!
#1472
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
February 28, 2014, 12:05:01 AM
Alex that is so fucking deep. Be careful not to get the bends on your way back up from your spiritual englightenment.
#1473
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
February 26, 2014, 11:44:30 PM
For some reason people have the impression that getting a balanced times page happens overnight. I'm definitely trying to get all my times up to scratch but it just takes time. If you check my pr history you'll see steady progress. Every good PR I get means I can move on to the next level.

It takes years to get a complete timespage if you are going for very good times.
#1474
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
February 26, 2014, 07:00:14 AM
The 3rd baron death on my 46 ooa was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. I didn't know he could die that fast. I'm glad to be done with this level (for now, may go for 45 agent at some point).
#1475
General Chat / Re: The Official Virginia 2014 Topic!
February 22, 2014, 11:06:40 AM
Lol luke. Youre such a virginia n00b.
#1476
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
February 20, 2014, 09:08:19 AM
Quote from: Flickerform on February 20, 2014, 08:59:49 AM
- do the 112 pattern for GL boosts (right when he starts firing to backboost you, the double. two quick ones after body armor because you're already getting there on the perfect line, and then end with 2 more, dont forget to look at the fucking pace)

My gf was explaining something to me when I was reading this and I just lol'd hardcore and I still have no idea what she is saying cause this is so funny.
#1477
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Achievement Rankings
February 16, 2014, 09:40:34 PM
Barsam: It seems that you would like to receive extra achievements for no real work. Only the top 3 spots receive medals in the olympic games and that's what makes that achievement special. If they gave a medal to anyone it would not be a meaningful at all.

I don't like the idea of including achievements for side leagues that only a few people play.
#1478
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
February 11, 2014, 08:41:44 PM
I am making a quick dash for the top 10. Going to clean up all my bad times and get at least 80 points. This will put me in top 10. Then I can either slump away or grind for better times.

Check out the ending on my bunker 1 ooa 1:07. I mean... yeah I gotta play it again after I've finished cleaning up. In fact all my pr's should be quite bad for a while. Just trying to improve all my 40/50 pointers.
#1479
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
February 11, 2014, 09:20:39 AM
Frigate ooa 1:10 tracker bug :(
#1480
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Site Suggestions [Elite improvements for 2014 - post your ideas!]
February 10, 2014, 12:14:53 AM
I agree with Neo. It is completely up to Ryan if he doesn't want people to use his code however they want given that he created it.

However the-elite.net should not have taken the code if it meant Ryan still has complete ownership of it and we (as a community) cannot make updates and changes etc with ease and as we see fit.

Remember that Ryan has linked his own personal paypal account on the official rankings so people can donate to him which I do not personally like given that they are supposed to be a community rankings.

Basically, Ryan creates a rankings and the elite uses them under the following terms...

1. Ryan has absolute control over rankings.
2. the-elite.net requires Ryan's authority to get access to code or make changes.
3. Ryan can (permanantly?) link his own personal paypal account to the rankings to take money from people in the community

Doesn't seem right to me.
#1481
FFA / Re: CONTROL = BROKEN FOR REAL THIS TIME! :nesquik:
February 09, 2014, 11:26:25 PM
Moved to FFA to draw any negetive attention on the control issue away from the actual GE board.
#1482
FFA / Re: CONTROL = STILL NOT BROKEN
February 09, 2014, 11:25:27 PM
Moved to FFA to draw any potential negetive attention away from serious GE board.
#1483
FFA / Re: Want your opinion on locking topics.
February 09, 2014, 11:19:41 PM
Do you think it is cool to move trent's topic to FFA?
#1484
FFA / Re: Want your opinion on locking topics.
February 09, 2014, 11:07:33 PM
Dark slayer I see what you are saying, however my solution would be to remove individual posts that were causing issues. So for example if you found that the 'remove ngamer' posts were impacting the topic negetively you can report them and the mods can look into removing or editing them.

Usually after the original emotions have calmed down people may have a different opinion on the matter or can formulate more thought out responses. If we lock topics it prevents that from happening and we're just left with the original mess and no one can post any new and potentially positive thoughts.
#1485
FFA / Want your opinion on locking topics.
February 09, 2014, 10:37:52 PM
Just want to get a feel of what the group wants. I believe that topics should not be locked because it is too controlling. I think only single posts should be edited or deleted but people should still be able to post in topics if they like and it's not obviously negetive.

But if you guys think mods should just lock topics whenever they think that is best then let me know and I'll stop intervening in the GE forum.
#1486
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Site Suggestions [Elite improvements for 2014 - post your ideas!]
February 09, 2014, 09:51:31 PM
Quote from: Your-Eliteness on February 09, 2014, 08:44:07 AM
I have a site suggestion. If anyone feels the need to change MY rankings code without MY permission....

Anyone else see a problem with this attitude?
#1487
FFA / Re: CONTROL = STILL NOT BROKEN
February 09, 2014, 09:24:50 PM
My hope for the future is that this community in general does not give any credit to this kind of event. i.e someone stating there is a new strat but not explaining it, or providing a weird video.

I hope this is a good learning experience for those who took this seriously. As a community I want us to shun this kind of behaviour and not let ourselves be mislead by it.

Basically, if people want to act like this then we should not give them any attention and and just let them know how childish they are and that we are not interested in people who want to play around and be a dick like that.
#1488
FFA / Re: CONTROL = STILL NOT BROKEN
February 09, 2014, 09:06:47 PM
Dan I will be keeping the topic open. Nothing grinds my gears more than people in charge stopping people from having the ability to discuss anything they want, where they want. If you have a problem with any particular post, report it.

People are so quick to want to exert control over others. No one has the right to tell people that this conversation has no purpose or that they can't post about it anymore. Let people decide for themselves when to stop posting here.

As I previously said, if there is anything specific post you have a problem with, report it.

p.s <3 u
#1489
FFA / Re: CONTROL = STILL NOT BROKEN
February 08, 2014, 08:23:47 PM
I think that perspective that something cannot be punished because it was not explicitely stated in the proof policy is quite rediculous.

What if one of the elite memebers started to bully another member or abuse them in real life. I would consider that a bannable offense. How silly would it be for you to say "bullying and abuse is not banned in the proof policy so we can't do anything".

Anything outside the scope of the proof policy should be dealt with by vote. Why don't you ask the people how they want to deal with it and then we can come up with a decision once we have that information.

We have a lot of people, myself included, who think this kind of incident is fucking stupid. I don't want people acting like trent in this community. It doesn't matter how much some of you say 'it's just a joke, get over it', it still does upset a lot of people and you don't seem to give a shit about that. Some people here really do only care about themselves and not the other members of the group.

Believe it or not but that there are ways people can act that actually don't piss off a lot of other people. These types of behaviours should encouraged. It is really not that difficult to not be a retard and annoy people.
#1490
FFA / Re: CONTROL = STILL NOT BROKEN
February 08, 2014, 10:48:02 AM
Edited title so no one else gets trolled.

Anyone who gave trent an ounce of credit after knowing his past and considering that weird video should consider being more skeptical.
#1491
FFA / Re: CONTROL = BROKEN
February 07, 2014, 10:47:42 PM
Quote from: casual speedrusher on February 07, 2014, 10:40:43 PM
I truly believe he found something crazy and people just dont want to believe it.

Yeah it's a shame that rational people rely on evidence.
#1492
FFA / Re: CONTROL = BROKEN
February 07, 2014, 10:38:50 PM
Quote from: MrGuru on February 07, 2014, 10:11:52 PM
So instead of jumping on this LIKE EVERYONE WANTED,  most of you are immediately tearing this apart to be illegitimate. Seriously, run with it and make something of this.. or something. Jesus.

MrGuru (if that is your real name), the only thing I'll be jumping on is my trampoline unless I get something more than an obviously retarded video.
#1493
FFA / Re: CONTROL = BROKEN
February 07, 2014, 08:59:13 PM
Looks more like a tutorial on how to look like a serial rapist.
#1494
FFA / Re: Sticks
February 04, 2014, 10:51:55 PM
I use a GC stick for my 2.x times.
#1495
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Achievement Rankings
February 04, 2014, 10:35:14 PM
A clean sweep on a single difficulty has been done multiple times already.
#1496
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Homepage writeup...return of POM award!
February 01, 2014, 09:39:52 PM
Axel does not understand past tense.

Thanks for the write up Tyler, I appreciate it.
#1497
FFA / Re: Jungle Objectives
February 01, 2014, 08:57:13 PM
Consistently pull 1k guys. Yeah I seen you do that before.
#1498
FFA / Re: Goose I hate your guts!
January 31, 2014, 08:12:15 PM
I would fight to the death for jimbo. He is a really great guy.
#1499
General Chat / Re: AGDQ 2014 - Recaps, Discussion, Videos, Chats & More!
January 27, 2014, 12:33:00 AM
Jim the time slot had nothing to do with it. Believe it or not the US is not the only country in the world.
#1500
GoldenEye 007 / Re: GoldenEye 007 Tutorials
January 26, 2014, 09:03:53 PM
the tutorials that have been done are very good. I really liked goose's b1 ooa tutorial and I think I will get 1:00 now. Or at least 1:06.
#1501
General Chat / Re: AGDQ 2014 - Recaps, Discussion, Videos, Chats & More!
January 26, 2014, 08:52:11 PM
If people didn't like the run it had absolutely nothing to do with the run. The run itself was amazing, obviously.

AGDQ is a charity event to raise money for cancer prevention. This is, and always should be the main focus. The donations etc are why the event is held.

You have to understand that out of the 50k viewers only about 50 would actually understand or appreciate what is going on, for obvious reasons. So it is naive to assume people should appreciate it based on the run itself. The people are watching to have a good time, feel good and support charity.

The runners who valued their own run over goal of the event itself will never get credit and the viewers, while they post retarded things mostly, are very sensitive to this. The runners that got upset when they failed and made excuses etc or just took the run too serously in general will never get hype.

If you were sit down and say "I'm gonna do my best, but what's really important is raising money for charity so lets just have a great time and help support this cause!" then you will get all the hype in the world.


The GE run gets so much hype because they didn't take it seriously and they entertained the people watching.
#1502
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Goldeneye Facts Topic (Speedrunning ONLY!)
January 25, 2014, 08:42:36 PM
"As soon as Natalya stops at the computer, but before taking the very last step, a timer is started."

Does that mean just as she takes the last step we can shoot her in the chest to make the timer start quicker?
#1503
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
January 21, 2014, 11:40:13 PM
I don't believe the new player is legit based on how quickly he learnt strats without needing to talk to anyone. Also his strafing is extremely good, too good for someone just starting. I think we would need webcam proof in this case.
#1504
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Site Suggestions [Elite improvements for 2014 - post your ideas!]
January 19, 2014, 08:03:50 PM
Is it really that hard for some admins to not be retarded?

Thanks scott for your work!
#1505
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Donation Incentive to BREAK CONTROL
January 16, 2014, 09:47:54 PM
I feel like shit
My suggestion is to keep your distance
Cuz right now I'm dangerous
We've all felt like shit
And been treated like shit
All those motherfuckers, that want to step up

I hope ya know
I pack a chainsaw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps going this way
I just might break something tonight

I pack a chainsaw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps going this way
I just might break something tonight

I pack a chainsaw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps going this way
I just might break  fuckin' control tonight

Give me something to break
Give me somthing to break
Just give me stuff to break
How 'bout  fuckin' control?
#1506
FFA / Post here if your mum is hot
January 15, 2014, 09:47:28 PM
mine is fo sho
#1507
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
January 14, 2014, 09:29:49 AM
Cradle ooa 36 (5)(6)
#1508
GoldenEye 007 / Re: GE Cash Incentives 2014
January 14, 2014, 09:10:02 AM
You have forced my hand Illu. Now I must set up livestream
#1509
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Site Suggestions [Elite improvements for 2014 - post your ideas!]
January 13, 2014, 07:12:14 AM
Quote from: bcks on January 12, 2014, 08:45:37 PM
I'm annoyed so I would like to control the actions of others and not let them have fun so that life is slightly easier for me.
#1510
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
January 11, 2014, 09:31:13 PM
Hey adam are you using VHS still?
#1511
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
January 11, 2014, 04:20:24 PM
cradle ooa (4) I thought this had a chance of 35 :(
#1512
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
January 10, 2014, 06:21:37 PM
Cradle ooa 36 (2)(3)
#1513
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
January 10, 2014, 02:34:17 AM
You can't really blame the game if you're too stupid to quit out when you miss the tracker bug throw. If you keep completing runs like that you're just asking for trouble.
#1514
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
January 10, 2014, 01:17:19 AM
That train 2:00 was a terrible, terrible run.
#1515
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
January 09, 2014, 06:47:56 AM
Cradle ooa 36 (2). I did everything perfectly but got royally fucked over by the guard and drone :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqLgt4GZTP0
#1516
General Chat / Re: Cottages, Cabins and Hunting Lodges **Appreciation Topic** [MANY IMAGES]
January 08, 2014, 05:07:03 AM
when did ryan say that? :(
#1517
General Chat / Re: Cottages, Cabins and Hunting Lodges **Appreciation Topic** [MANY IMAGES]
January 06, 2014, 02:52:05 AM
Yeah that is bullshit. I want to be in a city so i can try to help other people. Unlike the selfish people who only care about themselves and wish to be alone, i actuall care about other people and want to help as many as possible.
#1518
General Chat / Re: Thought i would pop by...
January 05, 2014, 09:47:33 AM
Hey bro, cool to see you again.

The only real thing of note that has happened since you left is that I got the cradle sweep last night. Other than that not really has happened since 2002.

Now you're back up to date with the comings and goings of this place.
#1519
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Milan Pacino wants to be put back on the ranks
January 05, 2014, 12:04:10 AM
BTW, I will point out a distinction that I think needs to be made and you need to keep in mind. The main rankings page is exactly that, a rankings. It is not and should never be a historical database. If you want times listed anywhere for the sake of historical accuracy you can do it on the WR history page.

Being on the ranks and being listed among other players is not a right but a privilege given to players by The-Elite.net.
#1520
General Chat / Re: AGDQ 2014 - elite discussion on eliters attending
January 04, 2014, 11:59:47 PM
this is amazing
#1521
General Chat / Re: AGDQ 2014 - elite discussion on eliters attending
January 04, 2014, 09:31:49 PM
PLEASE KEEP ME IN THE LOOP. OMFG THIS IS THE MOST EXCITING THING EVER TO HAPPEN TO ME. OMG WHERE IS THE SCHEDULE LINK?
#1522
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
January 04, 2014, 08:24:48 PM
Thank you guys. SA took me 1.5 hours and OOA took around 3.5 hours.
#1523
General Chat / Re: Creating a history of the Elite [GE + PD Champ Timelines up]
January 04, 2014, 11:13:57 AM
Wouter was literally born without a funny bone.
#1524
General Chat / Re: Creating a history of the Elite [GE + PD Champ Timelines up]
January 04, 2014, 09:48:02 AM
Jon removing total time champions is obviously a personal attack against me.
#1525
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: Milan Pacino wants to be put back on the ranks
January 04, 2014, 09:24:37 AM
Quote from: TheFlash on January 04, 2014, 04:21:26 AM
Please tell me that if a person got an untied WR time with 10 people witnessing, recorded in full quality on capture equipment while streaming also, you would never remove the untied WR even if the person was found to have a faked time on a different level.

Flash, I was under the impression this council was here to deliberate and make decisions on a case by case basis? I don't see how a hypothetical scenario is relevant to this case.

I would vote no to letting him back in for the sake of congruency with previous decisions.
#1526
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
January 04, 2014, 09:08:18 AM
cradle ooa 36  :kappa:
#1527
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
January 04, 2014, 09:07:56 AM
cradle sa 35
#1528
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
January 04, 2014, 09:07:34 AM
cradle a 34
#1529
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
January 04, 2014, 07:47:23 AM
yes :)
#1530
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
January 04, 2014, 03:35:43 AM
oh. my. fucking. god.
#1531
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
January 04, 2014, 12:26:26 AM
is there a problem with the hut strut, if it's good how come everyone doesn't use it?
#1532
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
January 03, 2014, 10:30:57 PM
how do you guys time the grenade on cradle?
#1533
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Monteith's Depot A 0:25
January 03, 2014, 02:16:32 AM
I would rather people click on two topics than have our posting habits controlled by you.
#1534
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Monteith's Depot A 0:25
January 03, 2014, 12:31:06 AM
I disagree with the idea of telling people 'where' they may or may not post.

As I previously pointed out, I will continue to unlock topics that are needlessly locked.
#1535
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Site Suggestions [Elite improvements for 2014 - post your ideas!]
January 02, 2014, 03:47:56 PM
Single session game time is a really unnecessary category. I don't personally see why it needs to be included.
#1536
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Elite Council Decision - Monteith has been permanently and fully banned
January 02, 2014, 02:41:14 PM
According to the wiki page I'm part of the elite council but I don't have access to the sub forum. I wouldn't have voted for a full ban.
#1537
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Elite Council Decision - Monteith has been permanently and fully banned
January 02, 2014, 12:53:10 PM
He was testing out our proof policy. Test successful :)
#1538
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
January 02, 2014, 05:56:50 AM
Jungle sa 57 x 3
#1539
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
January 01, 2014, 12:16:05 PM
I finally man'd up and learned to play jungle again (had not played it in 12 years). Took about 5-6 hours from scratch. Real gay level. Gotta play SA and OOA though while waiting for new NTSC cart.
#1540
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Site Suggestions [Elite improvements for 2014 - post your ideas!]
January 01, 2014, 02:42:06 AM
Unlock the test forum topic please.
#1541
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Monteith's Depot A 0:25
December 31, 2013, 05:25:05 AM
#1542
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
December 29, 2013, 10:51:21 PM
Quote from: Lockwood on December 29, 2013, 10:21:49 PM
He said he is sending his tapes to monteith to capture them for him.

Inb4 webcammed vids of emulated runs ;)
#1543
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
December 29, 2013, 10:49:40 PM
Still using VHS? What a fucking n00b. Seriously get with the times bro. It's probs cheaper to buy an HD recorder than it is to ship physical objects these days.
#1544
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
December 29, 2013, 09:40:54 PM
Why does everyone suck so bad? 34 cradle a is probably the easiest WR after archives 16.
#1545
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Monteith's Depot A 0:25
December 29, 2013, 12:15:59 AM
BTW I don't really see why fake vids need to be picked up in 2 seconds after the are posted. 8 days is fine really. As long as it's not never :)

p.s K.. for President.
#1546
FFA / Re: Karl for The-Elite.net President?
December 29, 2013, 12:12:13 AM
You're the biggest troll ever Ryan.
#1547
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
December 29, 2013, 12:03:20 AM
What you need to understand is that if 1:57 is 'easy' that means you're good enough to get 1:55 or 1:56. I was getting 1:56 on a lot of runs just waiting for good guards. 1:57 is only easy is you're on 1:56 pace cause then the guard luck isn't that important. You guys know what I'm saying?
#1548
FFA / Karl for The-Elite.net President?
December 28, 2013, 11:12:11 PM
I'm curious.
#1549
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Monteith's Depot A 0:25
December 28, 2013, 11:08:54 PM
Quote from: AxZ on December 28, 2013, 11:04:07 PM
However, it's utterly absurd if ALL Monteith's PRs stay but NONE of Henning's.

No it wouldn't be. If we are to treat these two cases the same then Dave's time would just be backrolled. This is what happened the first time Henning's vids were found out. We didn't remove any of his times.

I agree that this way of dealing with fake videos isn't the best and I think we should update the proof policy.
#1550
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Monteith's Depot A 0:25
December 28, 2013, 10:54:00 PM
Quote from: AxZ on December 28, 2013, 10:50:50 PM
either Henning's LIVE PRs get re-instated and all Monteith's receive proper analyzing.

or Montieth gets perma-banned, like Henning.

As I literally pointed 2 posts before, the situations are different. Henning was never banned for his first offense. In fact he wasn't banned on his SECOND offense. He was banned on the 3rd instance. So please do not talk like both of these cases are identical.
#1551
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Monteith's Depot A 0:25
December 28, 2013, 10:45:28 PM
Henning wasn't banned because he faked videos once. He was given multiple chances to come clean and didn't. He was found out three seperate times I think? That's a bit different than Dave getting caught once. So the circumstances are not the same.
#1552
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Monteith's Depot A 0:25
December 28, 2013, 09:23:23 PM
The proof policy stated that if you get caught once you get a 3 month frozen page. It's our fault (the people that made the policy) that this is happening. What about the idea that I proposed of puting the times to N/A?
#1553
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
December 28, 2013, 09:15:35 PM
You failed objective A.
#1554
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Monteith's Depot A 0:25
December 28, 2013, 08:55:31 PM
I don't think a 3 month frozen times page is enough. That means anyone could just keep playing for 3 months, and then unwhoard the times once their page is unfrozen.

I think a good idea is that any level where a fake video is discovered will permanantly go to N/A. So for David his depot times would go to N/A. This means that they can keep playing but just not that level. It stops them from getting a very high rank, and when new people ask why this player has one level that is N/A the only answer will be "because they faked vids".

Of course this couldn't be implemented right now because the proof policy isn't update. But for future circumstances.
#1555
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Monteith's Depot A 0:25
December 28, 2013, 08:46:13 PM
Actually the proof policy states that if you're caught cheating once then you have your times page frozen for 3 months and shamed from the boards for 3 months.
#1556
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Monteith's Depot A 0:25
December 28, 2013, 08:20:09 PM
It is strange. I'd be comfortable disallowing it.

Would there really be that big of an issue with completely disallowing webcam videos?
#1557
FFA / Re: A BJ a day keeps depression away
December 28, 2013, 12:47:50 AM
Fuck yeah bro, happy for you :)
#1558
FFA / A BJ a day keeps depression away
December 28, 2013, 12:39:35 AM
Become the guy that chicks want to give a BJ to every day. It's worth it.
#1559
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Site Suggestions [Elite improvements for 2014 - post your ideas!]
December 27, 2013, 11:07:29 PM
This topic is about Elite improvements. So I think it would be an improvement if Come did not continue to be a dick and lock topics for no reason and ruin the fun of others.

Unlock the topic in test area please. How on earth do you think this kind of behaviour is acceptable?

Are you seriously happy to overlook fucked up behaviour just because he might have done something productive in the past?
#1560
Site Discussion & Council Attention / Re: Site Suggestions [Elite improvements for 2014 - post your ideas!]
December 24, 2013, 08:07:55 PM
I think there should be an investigation into who locked the 50 post topic in the test forum and the mod should be removed. Whoever it was is fucking pathetic. Why do we give people like this any power?
#1561
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
December 22, 2013, 04:39:04 AM
Silo agent 1:04 x 8.

Think I gotta just buy a new ntsc cart and wait for that to come. The 2nd half of the level is seriously unplayable on my shitty laggy cart.
#1562
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
December 21, 2013, 09:16:45 PM
Bunker 2 SA 46/47s, played like 10 mins, first time in years. Probs gonna go for 41/42 cause if I can fail 46 straight away I'm probs the best eva.
#1563
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
December 21, 2013, 08:22:16 PM
No boost. DD44 finish. No box boost. No grenade. Says he doesn't know what to do. This is madness.
#1564
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
December 21, 2013, 08:18:10 AM
lol at thinking you can get 53 with one half boost.
#1565
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
December 21, 2013, 04:30:23 AM
You say you dont know what do to do... All you need is a boost and its 54.
#1566
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
December 18, 2013, 08:19:04 AM
silo a 104 x 2. Door open pace, just got fucking owned through the crates etc :(
#1567
FFA / fucking
December 15, 2013, 10:19:48 PM
fucking
#1568
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
December 15, 2013, 09:42:48 PM
there is a tutorial? I fucking need it man, I fucking need it cause I want 1:02.
#1569
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
December 15, 2013, 07:56:09 AM
how much time did I lose pls
#1570
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
December 15, 2013, 01:26:37 AM
How much time did i lose cause of that?
#1571
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
December 14, 2013, 05:22:33 AM
What about me?
#1572
General Chat / Re: The Elite IRC channel
December 11, 2013, 10:23:27 AM
Come over to my place if you want to chat.
#1573
General Chat / Re: Official Post-Virginia 2013 Re(Kappa) Topic
December 07, 2013, 08:53:18 PM
Nah man i had the whole thing on my old hdd. Anyone here got it?
#1574
General Chat / Re: Official Post-Virginia 2013 Re(Kappa) Topic
December 07, 2013, 05:24:46 AM
Holy water part 2 came out like 8 years ago bro
#1575
FFA / Re: ELITE MUSICIAN TRUE TOP 5
December 05, 2013, 09:50:46 PM
Thanks bro. I probs should be ranked 1 but I have been slack and not caring that much about music for years and years. But guys don't worry, I'm grinding guitar and piano again so I'm gonna be fucking epic soon. Vids will be posted <3
#1576
FFA / Re: should andrew kent Vulpex be removed from rankings?
December 04, 2013, 11:37:38 PM
should andrew kent be removed from the rankings
should goose's mum get a butt load of spankings
should K.. get a bj from luke
sounds good but his cock is so large hits the back of my throat and makes me want to puke
#1577
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
December 04, 2013, 09:11:31 PM
#1578
GoldenEye 007 / Re: November 2013 Proof Call
December 04, 2013, 08:34:12 PM
Thanks for linking the vids :)

btw s1 ooa 1:50 (needs proof) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWl53hvTV_A
#1579
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
November 28, 2013, 09:54:47 AM
I dont understand why everyone is good at dam except for me
#1580
FFA / I would wait for a nade for ya
November 25, 2013, 11:18:19 PM
I would wait for a nade for ya
Wait for objective: a for ya
Wait for nat to escape for ya
Pelagic 2 no x-ray for ya
Oh whoa oh
Oh i would go through all this pain
Wait for hostages til I'm insane
Yeah i would grind for ya baby
But you wont do the same

:(
#1581
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
November 24, 2013, 09:28:24 AM
Thanks. The time is very easy with rayan style hut and optimal strafing choices. Btw dont have internet until 28th nov so cant upload till then :(
#1582
Testing Area / Did someOne lock the 500 reply topic? Wtf happened?
November 24, 2013, 08:52:37 AM
Is this technical difficulty? Testing mods to fix pls.
#1583
FFA / Re: Levels spent most/least time on
November 24, 2013, 08:47:08 AM
Good question, wish i knew the answer exactly. Let me guess though...

Ge.

Most played:

Bunker 2.
Egypt.
Caverns.

Least played:

Cradle.
Aztec.
Dam.

Pd.

Most played.

G5
Villa.
War.

Least played:

Defection
Escape
Ci defense
#1584
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
November 24, 2013, 08:34:32 AM
I find 119 hard bro lol.
#1585
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
November 24, 2013, 08:13:50 AM
15 mins after 12 years s1 inactivity for 1:51. 1:50's incoming tomorrow hopefully. Inspired to play it after watching glen stevens play it. Oh yeah, whats that? I live with glen stevens AND greg whatmore (ltk legend). Pwned.
#1586
Other Games / Re: monopoly
November 24, 2013, 07:22:38 AM
When i get internet i wanna play with you guys. I have the best strats.
#1587
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
November 24, 2013, 07:07:00 AM
Fuck K.. you are amazing
#1588
General Chat / Re: A new home for the boards!
November 23, 2013, 07:53:51 AM
Sup
#1589
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 29, 2013, 08:14:05 PM
LTK and DLTK are not ranked on the main page because they are absolutely arbitrary ideas. They use standard levels but we have created our own difficulty settings.

Finding challenges within the already programmed levels and difficulties is where most of the value lies and what most people will connect with. But it doesn't just have to be a level to meet the criteria for a good speedrunning challenge. I already pointed out why duel fails at this.

For example one might have 3 criteria for a speedrunning level to be respected:

1. Are the objectives and difficulties already predetermined and programmed within the game? (i.e complete objectives and finish level - objectives and boundaries already constructed within game)
2. Does the level/objective meet the criteria for a good speedrunning candidate? (i.e does it have a very high skill ceiling that allows players who invest more time and energy to achieve better results than those who don't)
3. Does the challenge revolve around the most widely played aspect of the game? (i.e single player, not multiplayer in this case)

Fulfil these 3 criteria and you'll have a legit speedrunning challenge.

Just be aware that if the challenge fails one of the criteria you'll get SOME people who still play them, but there will never, ever be widespread interest in them. i.e ltk
#1590
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 29, 2013, 07:41:12 PM
Actually my points regarding firing range aren't really my arguments to remove duel, it is a counter argument to the claim it is a solo mission.

My main argument is that the level does not adequately meet the criteria for a legitimate speedrunning category. It does not allow sufficient deviation so that players with a higher level of skill who commit a larger amount of time will not be rewarded. The lack of skill required for the level makes it pointless to run.

If the challenge does not adequately reward higher skill or effort it's not a good challenge. Given that we have 20 levels already that sufficiently do this, there is no reason to add a 21st level which doesn't help at all to accomplish our goal (to rank and reward players who devote time and energy into speedrunning).

Right from the beginning duel A/SA does not allow sufficient reward for speedrunning over a couple of hours. Compare this to the other levels which require 100's or 1000's of hours to speedrun to get close to the WR's.

It is without question the odd one out. It is not in the same league at all as the other levels. In fact it is so obviously pathetic in all areas that if you stop for a second and get out of the 'it's a level' conditioning you will realise the stupidity of including it.
#1591
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 29, 2013, 07:00:13 PM
It seems like most guys really are trapped in this 'if it's a level it has to be ranked' paradigm. It makes no real sense from a speedrunning perspective. I can understand why you guys have it but it has no real legs to stand on. Just because a level exists does not mean it needs to be ranked. That's something you made up in your head.

If a legit level did exist within the main story line which was for some reason 3 seconds long and everyone had the same time.. It should be removed. It's completely pointless. It makes absolutely no difference if it's on the rankings or if it isn't. Why put something on the rankings that has no meaning?
#1592
Perfect Dark / Re: ATTN: Karl Jobst (important)
October 29, 2013, 06:46:06 PM
Thank you for looking into this further and posting with a now obviously educated opinion.

I'm aware of the current proof policy.
#1593
Perfect Dark / Re: ATTN: Karl Jobst (important)
October 29, 2013, 06:34:17 PM
Tyler please stop deleting my posts.
#1594
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 29, 2013, 06:27:39 PM
Well the poll results did leave the topic question kind of answered. I was discussing the legitimacy of having duel on the rankings at all.

It just comes down to what you think is important. I think challenges should only be listed if they provide enough depth so that hard work and skill is rewarded with higher ranking times. Otherwise I see no point of competition if everyone can only get the same time.

It seems like with Bounce Tales the chapter in question is a part of a chain in a linear storyline. Duel is a side quest unlocked through the firing range.
#1595
Perfect Dark / Re: ATTN: Karl Jobst (important)
October 29, 2013, 05:38:34 PM
Quote from: Infil on October 29, 2013, 03:05:55 PM
As an aside, K..... you *really* stopped the video so quickly after a low 26 pace run (a run that you must have felt was decently good, or else it wouldn't have been 25) that you didn't even wait for the results screen? Why?

I didn't even know if 25 was POSSIBLE when I was playing. I'd had a ton of 26 runs that looked the same that was 26. Seriously the run requires almost perfection and even when your perfect you're only going to get 25 by a couple of tenths. I stopped the tape to see what decimal 26 it was to assess what I needed to do for 25. I was in my 'research' phase for seeing if 25 was possible. I was not expecting 25 at all actually. I didn't need an endscreen because you can use the game timer to see what time it will be (for pal there is 2 seconds from when timer disappears).

You have to realise back then I didn't have TAS to tell me 25 was possible. I didn't even know. Seriously no one thought it was really doable at the time. So it's easy for you to sit there and say 'obviously it could have been 25', but at the time it wasn't that obvious and I was just grinding the level, trying to find improvements and seeing what I needed to do to get 25.

No one had achieved 25 at this point and no one was using the strategy I developed (which, interestingly, every vid emulates now) so I had no reference points to let me know if 25 was possible. All I had was my own runs and the game timer. Therefore whenever I finished a good run I would stop the tape, look at the TT's and decide if I needed more boosts or something.
#1596
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 29, 2013, 04:47:01 PM
The only question that should be asked here is "Is this level a suitable candidate for speedrunning?" or "Does this level contain the qualities that makes it a good category for speedrunning".

If you're asking different questions, you're in the wrong business.
#1597
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 29, 2013, 04:44:29 PM
1) Not sure what we would do. That situation hasn't happened and may not happened. I like to deal with what is actually happening rather than deal with hypotheticals. Make judgements on situations as they arise. This will avoid making unnecessary adjustments when future events may not happen.

2) Yes 3 is cake. Too cake for it to be a legitimate speedrunning category.

3) Patience is relative. Compared to every other level duel does not require patience. 

4) I'm not sure if anyone actually cares how fast we do things, just how fast we do it relative to everyone else. Most challenges humans create are completely useless and arbitrary. It's just something to pass the time. Do you really, really, REALLY care how fast humans complete PD? It is more a test of skill than anything else. This community is based on a showing and highlighting the skill of the players.

6)Yes LTK/DLTK should be on a separate ranking. As should duel completely.

7) if everyone is achieving the same time that is not competition. Definition of competition : the activity or condition of striving to gain or win something by defeating or establishing superiority over others. This level has proven that we cannot establish superiority over others. Everyone gets the same time, there is no winning/losing, there is only conformity.
#1598
Perfect Dark / Re: ATTN: Karl Jobst (important)
October 29, 2013, 04:14:56 PM
Sick evidence bro.
#1599
Perfect Dark / Re: ATTN: Karl Jobst (important)
October 29, 2013, 03:59:16 PM
It was investigated 8 years ago. Why don't you nice gentlemen go investigate it then instead of creating stopics here. Don't post topics and ask me stupid fucking questions that I already answered years ago.

BTW, locate the original.

Tyler told me there is reasonable doubt the video is faked. Evidence? You can't make accusations like that without evidence, I assume that you have some.
#1600
Perfect Dark / Re: ATTN: Karl Jobst (important)
October 29, 2013, 03:15:34 PM
Quote from: Infil on October 29, 2013, 03:05:55 PM


I'm not sure there was a time in the elite when known faked/edited videos were accepted as proof? If there was, please correct me.



Suggesting the video is faked?
#1601
Perfect Dark / Re: ATTN: Karl Jobst (important)
October 29, 2013, 03:12:48 PM
I clearly answered you already. If you don't want to believe my answers, go fuck yourself. This was also a time where this was acceptable. Ask any good PD player if this vid is legit.
#1602
Perfect Dark / Re: ATTN: Karl Jobst (important)
October 29, 2013, 03:03:14 PM
I was way more of a dick back then lol. Not sure how anyone gave me credit.
#1603
Perfect Dark / Re: ATTN: Karl Jobst (important)
October 29, 2013, 02:41:08 PM
http://elite.speedrunwiki.com/forum/index.php?topic=634.0

n/m here it is.

While you're at it you may want to proof call everyone who has a time above 80 points and enquire about why expert has no vid for 54 PA.
#1604
Perfect Dark / Re: ATTN: Karl Jobst (important)
October 29, 2013, 02:37:15 PM
The jump is actually because I stopped recording on the VCR. I had been playing war agent a long time and had gotten many, many 26's. I didn't think the run was special so I stopped the tape so I could watch the run again and see how close I was. Then when I saw 25 I recorded again.

This is not new. If you were around at the time of the record you would know there was a long discussion regarding this has already taken place. Feel free to go into the history of the boards and find it.

You didn't need an anonymous tip to tell you that.
#1605
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 29, 2013, 01:50:44 PM
If anyone can pick up a controller, spend an hour or 2 and get the same time and earn the same amount of points as someone who spends thousands of hours practicing and dedicating their time, the level is failing in its ability to accurately rank people by their skill, effort and achievement. This is the foundation that this community is built on. This is what made the community meaningful. Duel, while included from the beginning, fails at this. Every other level succeeds, duel fails.

If you put more value on whether or not something is a level, as apposed to what I've just stated, then no amount of reasoning will matter. I can just say that I'm sorry you feel that way. I however, find the values I listed to be very important, in fact critical and necessary.
#1606
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 29, 2013, 01:32:18 PM
^ Yeah pretty much the problem. You actually don't care about what the point of this website is. You don't care about what we are trying to achieve here. You literally do not factor anything relevant to do with this community. You only care about 'is this a level'. And you only care about picking words apart. So I'm happy for you if that's what you care about.*

*Don't care regarding this issue, not in general.
#1607
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 29, 2013, 01:18:36 PM
Well I know you didn't make the decision. I'm just talking about your stance.

How does duel successfully rank people? Everyone is ranked the same for agent?

Nevermind, I've already made my points. It is clear that you believe that on this website that attempts to rank people by their skill and gaming achievements, we should include a level that does not rank people by their skill or gaming achievements (because there is no skill and everyone is ranked the same). Cool.
#1608
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 29, 2013, 01:05:39 PM
Quote from: Thiradell on October 29, 2013, 12:33:44 PM
LTK and DLTK are custom creations of the-elite based on a mode which lets you change how difficult levels are. What about LLTK? What about everything at 50%? I could get the record right now for 27% enemy health, 435% enemy damage and 12% enemy accuracy for Defection Agent. LTK/DLTK are separated because they're not related to the game in such a way to be included on the main ranks.

NEWSFLASH: The-elite.net is a custom creation. This entire concept is a human construct. You're acting as if there is a 'universal truth' to PD rankings and duel is included. Actually, WE decide what gets ranked. And thus far your only reason for including it is because 'it is a level'. You completely disregard the entire point of this group.

BTW Tyler, regarding the shootout analogy. You put a world class goalkeeper in front of a set of goals and ask your average joe to score a goal. I'm not so sure the goalkeeper will be useless then. Because SKILL still applies.

You put your average joe in front of PD and they'll get 3 duel, a WR, and 100 points. Because skill is irrelevant in this level.
#1609
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 29, 2013, 12:54:40 PM
I'm sorry but your 'it's a level' response is not sufficient anymore. Unfortunately you have nothing else.

You do not care how difficult something is.

You do not care if something can successfully 'rank' people by their skill.

You do not care if it's impossible to put extra time into a level in order to be ranked higher than someone who has not put in much time.

You do not care if everyone has the same time.

From the ranking home page...

Our community has committed countless hours developing strategies and practicing their gaming skills to see their ranks improve, build reputation and even be named champion ------ A list of genuine principles this community is built upon. None of which is satisfied by Duel.

You do not care about any of this. You only care if something is a level. You actually don't care if a level contains speedrunning, which is what this website is built around.

Basically you disregard every single thing that defines this community and base your decisions on something completely irrelevant.

Congrats.
#1610
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 29, 2013, 10:18:40 AM
"Clemens casually got 1:46 p2"

I understand what you're saying but unfortunately it's not accurate. Clemens spent THOUSANDS of hours working on his strafing ability and general control. He didn't 'casually' get that time. Actually he devoted several years of his life to becoming great so that he can be that good.

Lack of skill actually should be an important factor though. Sports are challenging. Popular, respectable sports are not easy. The best sports or competitions are the ones where dedication, hard work, patience and discipline allow you to achieve better results than someone that does not do that. Otherwise the competition is stupid, useless, not valuable, meaningless. This is duel.

Maian SOS, MBR and WAR are unlocked by completely all levels on agent, sa, and PA. All done through standard play through the main storyline. Duel is not. And yes, the other levels do play as standard levels, duel does not.

If 'method of unlock' is not an factor. Then 'menu from which level is accessed' should also not be a factor. And therefore all you are left with is, 'does this challenge meet the requirements to be ranked'? And it doesn't. Any example is MARIO 64. If the 'method of access' was a criteria you would have a separate WR for 1-120 stars. Literally 120 WR's. Is that the case? No. They CREATE each meaningful WR. So it becomes 16/70/120. We weed out all of the other categories. If we include every single sub category then they all become meaningless and lose value. However a lot of people do not understand this concept here.

"Duel 3 is a WR so it should be listed" - There is a WR out there for EVERYTHING. In fact you set WR's all the time every day. It's the value of the WR that is important. This means we should also list challenge WR's, firing range WR's, holo WR's, gadget WR's on the main page as well. They are WR's after all. We, as a community need to CHOOSE which WR's we list. WR's that have value and meaning and are difficult. Also we will need to include LTK and DLTK within the overall point system. They are WR's. And if this is a criteria then they MUST be included. Let me say again, yes it's a WR. But also everyone has the WR for successfully turning on a light switch. But should we list that? Everyone here has the WR for waking up in the morning. Should we list that?

I disagree with the points of 'method of access', and 'is it a wr'. But if you are going to use these criteria you MUST include DLTK and LTK times within the main rankings and include them in point totals. Also include them on the WR leaders page. LTK and DLTK are both accessed from solo mission menu, and both are WR's.

I would not make a rule saying that x amount of people need to have a time before it's removed. On other levels we don't see this clutter of WRs. We see correct deviation. We see good players being able to achieve a higher rank than people who did not put in the same amount of effort. It would be a judgemental thing. But I think only Duel qualifies for this because of all the point I outlined before.

Why does soccer have 11 players? Why does soccer not allow you to use your hands? Why is there a goalkeeper? To make it HARD. So that it requires skill so that it is interesting. If there were not goalkeepers the sport would be stupid. Would soccer be 'accessable' to everyone? YEah, it would be a lot more 'accessable'. Would it be the most popular sport in the world? Fuck no, people would think it's stupid.

People think giving everyone a WR is a good thing. I think it's a horrible thing. It makes having a WR not a big deal. It makes the game easier to access, but also makes it less respectable and thus ultimately not as popular.

I honestly cannot convey this as well as this scene from A league of their own. Please watch it to see my point!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndL7y0MIRE4
#1611
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 29, 2013, 09:25:01 AM
Reasons why duel should not be on the rankings...

- Lack of deviation: The majority of members have the exact same time on agent, almost half on SA. The point of any competition is to rank people according to their skill and achievement. If a challenge does not allow deviation of results, or if it does not sufficiently indicate differences in skill it is useless as a challenge.

- Lack of skill required: For Agent you only need to know how to hold right/left on the control stick and press Z. That is literally all you have to do. There is absolutely no skill involved, this is why MOST people have the same time. Why is a challenge included that needs absolutely no skill to achieve? Every respectable sport or competition requires a lot of skill to be highly ranked. Along with lack of deviation this makes it absolutely terrible. What is the point of this site? Shouldn't a challenge be ... challenging?

- Only unlocked through firing range: This makes is not a true solo mission and separate from the other missions. It is a side mission and the only reason it is selectable from the solo mission menu is because there is no other reasonable place to put it.

- Does not allow for improvement: We know for absolute sure the records are maxed. Why? Because 2 seconds out of each difficulty is spent waiting for the level to end once the opponent has been killed. 1 second of controlling Joanna and 2 seconds of waiting. Defection 5 shows that even when 6 seemed maxed to everyone, it could still be improved. Even archives 15 is at least POSSIBLE in theory. And the maxed times of these levels could only be achieved with EXTREME skill. i.e defection 5 is only 5 seconds long but needs incredible skill and precision. Duel are maxed, and not only maxed, maxed by most, and not only maxed by most, maxed by most easily.

- Times this easy should not have the same point value as other levels: Duel requires no skill to get the WR and yet it still gets 100 points. When every other level requires a lot of skill to achieve to get 100 points. Everyone can agree that duel does not require skill. It just requires timing.

This website exists to celebrate SKILL. To celebrate COMPETITION. To celebrate PATIENCE. To celebrate HARD WORK. To celebrate ACHIVEMENT. Duel doesn't satisfy any of these.*

*I'm sorry but playing duel for 2 hours doesn't qualify for patience.

Reasons for duel being on the rankings -

You can access it from the solo missions menu: You can access it from the solo missions menu.

...

LOL
#1612
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
October 29, 2013, 08:20:01 AM
Seriously I don't get good trevs though so I'm basically just trying to get 54 cause 53 won't happen cause of trev :( but if I got good trev 53 would be easy.
#1613
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
October 29, 2013, 08:16:59 AM
Facility SA - 54. Bad trev, bad run, will settle though. Will actually play OOA though for 54 cause I can get it with bad trev pretty easy which means if I get a doak I have a good chance of 54.
#1614
Perfect Dark / Re: Strength of the World Records
October 28, 2013, 09:20:38 AM
Back when I was the best by far.

p.s I still am. K.. PD come back coming soon (after GE).
#1615
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
October 28, 2013, 09:14:55 AM
omg fixed im sorry
#1616
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
October 28, 2013, 09:08:33 AM
Thanks. End was very bad but settling for 55 on ooa, still playing for 54 on sa.
#1617
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 23, 2013, 10:04:30 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sosQ9jPHCmA

This video is a pretty great metaphor for duel. Compare that to the following video which is a metaphor for the rest of the levels....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTyO4jgNLpI

Yeah.
#1618
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 23, 2013, 08:31:36 AM
Quote from: Carathorn on October 23, 2013, 08:05:41 AM
ok the poll has spoken clearly. everyone had their time to whine about it now its time to move on and be happy people again.

Clearly Duel stays on the rankings, we could go with a "don't post it on the forum because nobody cares"

Luckily this attitude is getting phased out of humanity. Discussion and debate is a good thing. Trying to silence people from discussion is fucked. If you moved on we'd be happier. Typical response from someone who doesn't know how to contribute to the discussion but wants to feel important.
#1619
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 23, 2013, 03:23:20 AM
I know what you were dong (massive dong). Doesn't make my question any less relevant.
#1620
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 23, 2013, 03:19:18 AM
350+ people having duel 3 is not hypothetical. That's the majority of people on the rankings. Please advise why it is still on the ranks. Again, if the majority of people have the same time ranking said time is completely fucking useless. How is that not completely obvious to anyone else?

HEY GUYS. I'm creating a new GE league. It's the 'quit out league'. It's a league where you trying and quit out of the level as quickly as possible. Sure everyone will have 2 seconds. But fuck it, it's legit and it's obviously completely irrel if everyone has the same time, it should still be ranked! Cause you never know, 1 person might get 3 seconds making the entire thing worth while.
#1621
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 23, 2013, 03:09:44 AM
100+ people getting war agent is a hypothetic. 350 people have duel 3 seconds is a reality. I'd much rather deal with that is actually going on then try to imagine how I'd feel when this imaginary and non existent event you mentioned happens.

The 'it's a solo mission' is a terrible, terrible argument because it completely ignores what is going on in reality. It is idealistic to the extreme. I would love to live in a world where things were perfect as well. But I live in a world where the majority of people have exactly the same time and it's still ranked for some reason.

Please do not make decisions in life based on 'ideals'. Make them based on reality.
#1622
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 23, 2013, 02:51:35 AM
Quote from: Neo on October 23, 2013, 01:49:12 AM
Don't think I want in to get in to a 4 page debate about this but it's fine the way it is, been this way for almost (?) 15 years and it's not a problem.

If this were a positive attitude to have, there would be no scientific advanced, no medical advancement and no human rights advancement. Saying 'we're going to keep it like this because it's already like this' is too circular of an argument.

There are 2 sides to this spectrum; bad --- good. Just because something isn't on the extreme end of bad does not mean it is not open to improvement.

The argument of how you 'access' something I believe it is actually not valid. List me other examples of competition where this is a criteria? List me one sport or group of competitors who define what they are competing in by the way it is 'accessed'. While you are on that wild goose chase I'll just advise you that there aren't any. Because that criteria is ridiculous.

Imagine if someone presented an extra event for the decathlon. It's called the 5m meter dash and times are rounded down to the nearest second. Every person competing will likely get 1 second so it's useless but we feel like it needs to be done because... because humans have legs and can sprint and therefore we need to include it. We need to include into this event, which is a total concept of the human mind, because the evolution has given us legs and muscles to sprint and therefore must be included.

The programmers did not make the-elite.net. The creators of the game did not predict this community. The creators of the game made the game for the thousands of people who play it casually. To use their decisions as the basis of how we construct this competitive community is beyond retarded and shows the utter detachment from what this group actually is in essence (hint: an abstract idea not tied to actual reality).

The points presented regarding the level being removed actual deal with speedrunning, rankings, logistics etc. These are things that actually concern this community. The points presented for keeping the level deal with decisions made my programmers completely removed from this community. Decisions made before the game was even finished.
#1623
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 23, 2013, 12:18:50 AM
There are many reasons why the duel should not be included on the man rankings. The only actual argument I've seen so far is 'it's accessable from the solo missions menu'. You fucking kidding me?
#1624
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 23, 2013, 12:16:37 AM
There gets a point where it becomes ridiculous and irrelevant. over 300 people have 3 on agent, therefore why rank it? The rank is completely useless because everyone has the same time. Same goes for 6 SA. It requires no skills and everyone has it, so why rank it? There is no point because it doesn't 'rank' anyone seeing as everyone is ranked the same. Anyone with 3/6 has 100 points and if you don't have 3/6 you have 0 points. Is that even a rankings?

Like I previously said there are 97 positions available for points. When all of those spots become the same time that everyone has, there is no reason to rank it.

Don't talk about other easy wr's either. Archives 16 isn't anywhere near 97 people yet and 16 may not be maxed. Again this is another point in the long list of reasons why duel is stupid for being on the rankings.

Dark slayer your entire post was not a strong argument. Please make an actual case next time instead of just listing legit points and coming back with the seriously amazing rebuttle of 'this argument is not strong CHECK MATE BIATCHES I WINZZ!'
#1625
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 22, 2013, 09:15:35 AM
Ace actually makes a good point. If we are to be consistent here we should include duel a and sa back into the WR leaderboard. After all, it is a level so all the WR's have equal waiting with the other levels.

It is a level. Therefore it must be on the rankings + WR leaderboard. Any argument against this is arbitrary.
#1626
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 22, 2013, 06:12:48 AM
Can we please include firing range onto the main page and allocate points for it? I consider that a level, and all levels must be ranked. It's a level because it has a start and finish just like the other levels. It shows the completion time (actually it shows decimals too, making it even MORE legit and accurate than the current levels we use), it has 3 difficulties and it can only be accessed while the n64 is on, just like the rest of the main missions.
#1627
FFA / Re: Should the Timer round down to improve our WRs?
October 21, 2013, 01:33:19 PM
It has already been established that the on-screen timer is not a true indicator of the actual in-game timer due to lag and frame issues. The in-game timer is not affected by frame dropping and is always accurate. This is widely known. Therefore this topic is troll. Therefore please move this topic to bin.
#1628
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 21, 2013, 01:07:59 PM
Phazonn: We agree. I was not saying 'duel should be removed because it's not a level'. I was merely responding to the handful of people stating the counter, and I was trying to get across the point that this argument is not strong.
#1629
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 21, 2013, 12:28:02 PM
I concede that point :)
#1630
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 21, 2013, 12:09:59 PM
Phazonn I'm very happy to discuss this with you but please do not overlook points I make. For example, I just mentioned into my last post that the majority of the argument coming from other people wanting to keep duel on the ranks is because it's considered a level. Therefore it is entirely relevant to discuss whether or not duel is a level. Furthermore if Duel is a level, is it different from the other levels and should it be grouped alongside them?

Groups are defined by differences, not similarities. For example, racing cars. They have different classes. These classes are defined by the differences of motor etc. They don't say 'all cars have 4 wheels therefore they are all classed together'. They say 'what differences do these cars have in the output of the motor etc'. Or boxing, it's the 'difference' of weight that seperate the boxing classes. Not the similarities, because most boxers wear gloves and have 2 arms.

As with this game, it is incorrect to group duel with the other levels. Not because it doesn't have similarities. Because it does obv. Hell I can give you similarities between a turd and a rose, it doesn't mean they should be grouped. But there are distinct differences that does exclude it. Which have been addressed already.

Also just understand that there are many factors that influence my opinion on this. It creates a larger picture with everything considered. So pulling out one individual point and acting as if that is the 'make or break' argument really isn't necessary. If there was only one point in this hole argument that would be fine, but there are many and they have been listed. To break it down again though...

Given the obvious differences to the main missions, the ridiculous lack of skill required to turn and shoot, the short nature of the level, the amount of people who have the records, the fact that it's not involved or even related to the main story missions, the fact that the only way to unlock the level is through some random side quest also not related to solo, it should not be ranked with the other levels and people should not be getting 300 points that contribute to overall points for this joke level when actual speedrunners are busting balls to get 100 points on real levels. (if you ignore 90% of this paragraph and respond with 'thinking the level is a joke isn't a good reason to remove it' then you'll know you're a failure at life).

#1631
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 21, 2013, 10:54:09 AM
I'm sorry, but no. If you go to the select mission screen the duel is not there. What you actually have to do is run down stairs and complete the firing range medals first. Please note that you do not find the firing range in the solo mission screen. Please also note that this is only 'level' that cannot be accessed by playing the solo missions alone. This makes it different to every other level.

Labelling something as arbitrary doesn't make it arbitrary. I think it's arbitrary that the duel is located in the solo mission screen. Where else would they put it?

Why do we need to disqualify it as a level? Because the main argument for people wanting it to remain on the ranks is because it's a level. Duh. But it is only a level as much as the firing range medals are levels. The only leg this argument has to stand on is the fact that it's located on the same screen as the other legit levels. But again, where else would you access it from?

The duel is a level, but it is in no way a level in the same regard as the other 20 levels. It is a different creature completely. Why is this relevant? Because this 'creature' is useless. 300 people have the agent wr when there are only 97 spots allocated for points. Same goes for sa pretty much. The level is 3/6/9 seconds long and involves spinning and shooting and no speedrunning. Maybe if the level was more legit it'd be fine. But actually when you look at it logically it's quite stupid to have it alongside the ACTUAL levels. Makes a complete mockery of the real levels.
#1632
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 21, 2013, 07:08:31 AM
Quote from: Deep-Darkness on October 21, 2013, 05:57:53 AM
Also, the reason why the Duel can't be compared with a Holo training is that Holo training is out of the main menu, but the Duel is in a menu called exactly Solo Missions. That means that the programmers and developers of the game wanted the Duel to be a mission.

Deep Darkness with the inside scoop on how the original programmers wanted the-elite.net to categorise this level.
#1633
Perfect Dark / Re: Should Duel PA 0:09 count as a WR?
October 21, 2013, 07:04:10 AM
Differences between Duel and every other solo level:

- Cannot be unlocked by playing through solo mission. Can only be unlocked through something irrelevant to solo missions.
- Does not have an associated unlockable cheat.
- Does not involve a story line.

Please do not continue to say that the only excuse for duel not being considered a mission is that we 'don't like it'. Please at least do the respectable thing and read the points that people are making.

Yes you can select it from the solo missions menu. But it has obvious differences and it is obviously not like the normal missions.

Pluto is actually a good example of this type of situation. You can't use 'similarities' to include things in groups. You need to use 'differences'. I.e I could say let's include hologram and firing range because just like solo missions, they show the time achieved. Also firing range has bronze/silver/gold which is similar to agent/sa/pa. Therefore because of 'similarities' we should include them as well. Just like you cannot say 'duel should be included because it has a/sa/pa and saves best time' or 'needs to be included because it can be accessed from the same menu'. "Can be accessed from the same menu?" That's a joke argument.

Not a good strategy. Gotta look at what is different in how they function. Sure it was included in the past, but times change and people get smarter. Duel is obviously different, don't include it with the regular missions.
#1634
FFA / Democracy has spoken
September 06, 2013, 08:29:38 PM
I'm a big advocate of doing things in the best interest of the community. The most recent poll hints that the majority think it would be best if I left, so I've decided to do that. I'll email Ngamer to remove my mod status on the GE board. This is half because you guys voted saying you want me to leave and half because I think my negetive behaviour here isn't a good thing for me or anyone else.

Just want to say hope you guys are happy with how things are and do your best to make this place better.

Also if any guys want to know how to make their penis bigger you can send me a PM. I made mine longer by 1 inch and also thicker and it was one of the best decisions I ever made. The GF really likes the change and it has made sex a lot better for me. Virgins feel free to post about how this is stupid.

Thanks for voting honestly in the poll.

I'll still play GE and update my times because there are a lot of bad old times I want to improve.
#1635
FFA / Re: Goose and Karl forums
September 06, 2013, 08:52:45 AM
ugh maybe it is time for me to leave this place.

I really try to talk sense into people here but I don't think I'm gonna do it. I fucking love the games and spent so much time playing them. I want this place to be fucking good and designed so that people can vote for who they want to be in power.

I don't want this site just to be run by people because they happen to be in the right profession (IT). Because having IT skills has NOTHING to do with making decisions that benefit the elite. And you think because someone is in the right profession and gives us something that we have to automatically disregard their decisions and respect them.

This place does have some cool people, but generally it has a lot of people with very little friends in real life. And those people have little friends because they aren't nice people in real life. I fuck around and say swear words on these boards but generally my messages are made for good intentions. Ask anyone who has met me IRL and they will say I always try and be the best person I can be.

In the rest of my life things are going well, and I even mentor guys on how to do better in their lives and with girls etc. I think maybe I'm outgrowing this place and for that reason I act stupid to try and create at least something of interest for myself here.

We will see, I wouldn't create a new board but I maybe I will go away because there is a stark contrast between my behaviour here and my behaviour in the rest of my life.
#1636
FFA / Re: Goose and Karl forums
September 06, 2013, 08:28:40 AM
Why is this person trying to pick a fight?
#1637
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Proven Goldeneye World Rankings
September 06, 2013, 08:15:59 AM
Quote from: Shadow on September 06, 2013, 08:05:24 AM
K.., Goose: If someone gives an incredible, free service, and then you don't like something, please don't then go accusing that person of a lack of morals and a hunger for power. It's not nice, and it's also incredibly hypocritical.


I love the rankings. There isn't something about it I dislike. I'm not argueing to YE to change anything. I'm argueing against people like you that don't understand what 'free' actually means.

Btw I've actually spent a lot of time with YE. I know he has good intentions but he is certainly not thoughtful to others.
#1638
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Proven Goldeneye World Rankings
September 06, 2013, 08:10:43 AM
Wouter how many times do I have to say Ryan can keep the code private if he wants? Do I have to say this 10 times before you read it?

I'm just saying that keeping it private isn't for any noble cause and if he does get offended if a couple of people give him shit and takes the code away, then he didn't give it to us in the first place out of the kindness of his heart.

I'm trying to tell you guys that when you give something to someone as a gift just because you care about them you don't take it back, hide it etc and hold it over their heads.

This is why a lot of people who think they are nice people are actually not. You don't see the difference between doing a favour for a positive reason, and doing a favour for your own self interest.

I don't feel entitled to anything, Ryan can do whatever he wants. There is a difference between me feeling entitled and me pointing out that Ryan's actions aren't for the good of the elite.

Wouter just one more time for you and other people. I don't care if Ryan keeps the code private. I don't care if Ryan keeps the code private. I don't care if he keeps the code private. BUT, I do care when Ryan keeps the code private AND YOU BLAME GOOSE. What the fuck? It is NO ONE'S fault but YE's if he keeps the code from people.
#1639
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Proven Goldeneye World Rankings
September 06, 2013, 05:28:03 AM
Again I'm not saying YE doesn't have the right to withhold the code. That's fine. It's just obvious he loves the power and doesn't actually care about the greater good.

If your friend was an electrician and offered to set up some lights for you. Then later you wanted to get some more lights installed but your friend was busy so you hired another electrician. Then your friend found out about this and came back over and purposely made the wiring so confusing that no other electricians could install any further on your lights. You friend would be an asshole.

Ryan offered a service of his programming skills. We accepted the new site because it's better than the original. Ryan claims he has asked for nothing. HOWEVER THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE LIE. Ryan has ABSOLUTE AUTHORITY OF THE WEBSITE. That is not asking for nothing. He can do whatever the fuck he wants with the website and has the final word. That's what price we had to pay.

If Ryan cared about the greater good of the elite he wouldn't care if 50 or 100 new rankings were set up using his code, because ultimately the more rankings that get created the more exposure the games have.

As I previously stated he can do that, but don't go saying YE is such a fucking good guy. Cause you guys are being naive as fuck.
#1640
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Proven Goldeneye World Rankings
September 06, 2013, 05:09:56 AM
Quote from: Wouter Jansen on September 06, 2013, 04:28:58 AM
And you're not a deity who knows exactly how Ryan felt/feels about the situation and what thoughts he went through to come to this conclusion and action. His post sounds a lot more compassionate than yours sounds appreciating of his efforts. Stating these things about him like they are facts, sounds more powerhungry to me. Taking away access to the code can also be an act of protecting against the ill and then it definitely is coming out of good intentions.

My post sounds power hungry to you, therefore YE is compassionate? I'm sorry Wouter but that is stupid logic. Taking away access to the code is protecting against the ill? Lol I don't even know what that means dude. I want what you're smoking.

If he doesn't check the boards anymore why can't the code be released to people who want to use it who are here and want to improve the rankings? Is that the point you're trying to make Rayan? I agree.
#1641
Testing Area / Re: this will be the first tech problem topic to reach 502 posts
September 06, 2013, 03:53:32 AM
this will be the first topic to reach your mum
#1642
FFA / Re: Brad Pitt isn't even in the top 10 GE ranks.
September 06, 2013, 01:48:11 AM
Shit I was a bit harsh. Sorry. I just don't see why you'd continously post bitchy comments against people when you're not even involved. Just seems like you really have no fucking life, even if you think you do.
#1643
FFA / Re: Brad Pitt isn't even in the top 10 GE ranks.
September 06, 2013, 01:36:32 AM
What's that Dayle? You're still out of shape, slightly fat, unnattractive and no one here except your bf wants you here because you do nothing for this community except voice your stupid opinions and whine about people who actually play the games? oh ok cool.

Btw what makes a woman attractive is how nurturing and caring she is. Nothing to do with the fact that you're ugly in the facial region.
#1644
GoldenEye 007 / Re: August 2013 Proof Call
September 06, 2013, 12:04:19 AM
My frigate 1:06 sa isn't proven.
#1645
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Proven Goldeneye World Rankings
September 05, 2013, 11:51:23 PM
Don't get me wrong. I understand that Ryan can withhold the code if he wants. He can take the rankings down and also not allow new mods etc. He can do all that. He has ultimate power because he made it.

But also understand that these actions aren't from a person who cares about the elite and it's future. These actions are from someone who loves the feeling of being in complete control.
#1646
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Proven Goldeneye World Rankings
September 05, 2013, 11:46:35 PM
In that linked YE post he said "I made it out of compassion because I want to see the Elite community continue to thrive."

Don't believe this for one second. YE's intentions are not altruistic. If this were the case he wouldn't have removed the code. The fact is that programming is his profession, it's what he studied to earn money. He didn't learn all that just so he could create a new rankings page for us.

Yes, Ryan did spend a lot of time on the rankings. But don't paint him out to be this saint who does everything from the goodness of his heart. He took the source away because he still wants all the power. But just because someone has IT skills it doesn't make them a good leader or someone who can make sound decisions.

No, ryan didn't take the source code away because someone treated him like shit. He took it away to reinforce his grip of power on the elite because he was feeling insecure and upset that everyone wasn't worshipping him.

I do actually appreciate the effort he put into the rankings. But the fact is that if he actually cared about the future of the elite, the source would be available and he wouldn'let stupid shit like this get into the way.
#1647
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
September 03, 2013, 05:26:57 AM
I bought a 21 inch crt for literally $2.
#1648
FFA / Re: "Strat Master" usernames have been banned by Scott, Come, Ngamer, YE and Thirade
September 03, 2013, 01:23:33 AM
I'm assuming in your picture fanny that the Balrog represents Dayle and I am represented by the brave and wise Gandalf?
#1649
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
September 02, 2013, 11:25:57 PM
LOL Luke. No one uses that antique style anymore. I think I read in ancient texts somewhere about 1.2. Apparently it uses 1 controller or something stupid like that. You crack me up bro.
#1650
FFA / Re: "Strat Master" usernames have been banned by Scott, Come, Ngamer, YE and Thirade
September 02, 2013, 11:22:13 PM
I actually care about the games and I'm standing up for them.

You're just a retard with no life thinking people here care what she thinks. I know a lot about your life actually. I know it has zero value because your time is spent here argueing with people about something that doesn't matter to you, instead of finding things you like doing and doing them.

Shouldn't you go and join a fucking sewing club or something? Unless you're going to grow a dick and start speedrunning Goldeneye you're just another nosy bitch with nothing productive to say.

BTW I post on this board when I'm at work and actually can't be doing something else. I see it as a good opportunity to try and help people with no clue like yourself. I'm trying to make you a better person. Go find something you like, do it, talk to other people who like doing it. Or, if you insist on invading communities with your absolutely fucking stupid ideas then go join the Mario Kart community.
#1651
FFA / Re: Brad Pitt isn't even in the top 10 GE ranks.
September 02, 2013, 10:53:35 PM
Sniper Patrol is stupid even by everyone's standards.
#1652
FFA / Re: "Strat Master" usernames have been banned by Scott, Come, Ngamer, YE and Thirade
September 02, 2013, 10:38:08 PM
Dayle, you are a loser. You come to a community based around videos games which you do not play just to argue with people you don't know. You're existence in this world must be utterly pathetic.

We love the games and they have been a huge part of our lives, so we do care a lot about having the ability to have fun and enjoy ourselves here.

You on the other hand are just a miserable piece of shit with nothing better to do with your time then to be here and be a cunt.

I know I'd probably be asking too much to ask you to leave. Your incredibly low self esteem and disatisfaction with your life would be too much to handle if you couldn't distract yourself with being a faggot on the FFA board.

Here is an idea, go for a fucking jog.
#1653
FFA / Re: "Strat Master" usernames have been banned by Scott, Come, Ngamer, YE and Thirade
September 02, 2013, 07:44:19 PM
Who are you?* typo

Btw fuck you
#1654
FFA / Re: "Strat Master" usernames have been banned by Scott, Come, Ngamer, YE and Thirade
September 02, 2013, 07:42:32 PM
Wait a minute blueline, who the you? Some admins girlfriend? LOL. You dont contribute anything to the games, you dont contribute knowledge and expertise to the community, so please stay the fuck out of conversations involving people who actually effect the community and care about it because they like the game. And not just because they are balls deep in cock from an admin we dont like.
#1655
FFA / Re: "Strat Master" usernames have been banned by Scott, Come, Ngamer, YE and Thirade
September 02, 2013, 07:36:39 PM
Blueline goddess you are being slightly retarded here. You say we should, you know, talk to the mods like adults to get this resolved? They dont say a fucking thing to us and just change our names back. The admin just change shit first without consulting us at all to talk about. So stop being a dick. By your own reasoning the mods are childish.
#1656
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
September 02, 2013, 02:54:37 AM
I thought luke put a vid up of his silo a 101? Why is it still up ?
#1657
General Chat / Re: The New Elite Rankings!
September 02, 2013, 01:41:13 AM
Yep it's the first time I've use the change username feature and I really am the best still so I wasn't trolling.

I think I got heaped into the pile with the other retards. I kind of feel like simba in the lion king when the stampede comes. He gets caught in the middle of this crazy stampede caused by the hyenas. It is not his fault, but his dad saves him and then gets completely owned by the stampede.

Wasn't really simba's fault at all. He was just getting fucked over because he was the king. He was definitely the king because of who he was. He was going to be the absolute king of the whole area because he is awesome and that's why he was treated wrong by scar. That's kinda how I feel.
#1658
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New PR's Here (and discussion)
September 02, 2013, 01:18:47 AM
congrats on recent prs
#1659
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
September 02, 2013, 01:12:50 AM
luke and dave both didn't get the wr's? that would make me sad.
#1660
FFA / Re: "Strat Master" usernames have been banned by Scott, Come, Ngamer, YE and Thirade
September 02, 2013, 12:56:33 AM
Quote from: comeasur33 on September 01, 2013, 11:12:25 PM
If you'd like, we can have Scott undo everything he's done for The Elite regarding these forums and go back to posting on Yuku. :nesquik:

Fuck you. I don't want people doing shit here just for the credit and for us to praise them. If you guys are that fucking retarded then please leave and let us have our shitty fucking board back. You cunts are always like 'if you don't our decisions then we'll undo everything and you can go back to how it was'....

BUT YOU NEVER WILL.
#1661
General Chat / Re: The New Elite Rankings!
September 02, 2013, 12:44:17 AM
My username of 'still #1' also got removed.

Apparently, in a competitive community I am not allowed to state that I'm a better player than someone else. Will they start also deleting posts where people claim they can get times they haven't yet? Am I not allowed to say I'm a good player anymore either?

How about we all change our names to something like 'I love everyone', and 'we are all equally good players :)', or how about, 'the rankings accurately reflect skill perfectly, that's why I love my rank and I love the rankings yay!! :p'

Anyways, I change my name back because given that..

1. We are in a competitive community
2. I have previously been ranked 1st in pd time/points and 1st in ge time, and argueable the most dominant PD champion in history..

it is not unreasonable for me to claim I'm still the best player ever.
#1662
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
September 02, 2013, 12:35:31 AM
Rayan is in Indonesia?
#1663
Perfect Dark / Re: The Perfect Dark Facts Topic
August 30, 2013, 09:08:50 PM
Is there a chance you could get the code for the end of attack ship so we know how the random skedar timings work? there may be a way to get consistently fast endings.
#1664
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Proven Goldeneye World Rankings
August 29, 2013, 09:46:07 PM
Why do people still talk to Axel regarding this? He may very well be the 2nd most successful troll in the history of the elite (after me obv). It is blatently obvious he will never change his mind on this issue. Why continue to discuss it? Nothing you could say or do will ever affect his attitude.

Anyone who argues this any further is just as rediculous as Axel because you're too dimwitted to know when to quit.
#1665
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
August 29, 2013, 08:35:46 PM
thanks ryan very helpful advice.

I am only going for 1:07 or less, so I pretty much just need a nade and decent boris and I have success.
#1666
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
August 29, 2013, 03:48:45 AM
pal or ntsc for bunker1 ooa?
#1667
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
August 27, 2013, 10:10:37 PM
Thanks :)
#1668
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
August 27, 2013, 04:40:33 PM
anyone got any advice for very quick glass strat on agent
?
#1669
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
August 27, 2013, 12:22:55 PM
I just spent 5 hours playing Aztec OOA on NTSC and then just realised I should play it on PAL.

Where were you on that one dipshits.
#1670
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Archives 20 second time saver
August 27, 2013, 10:12:35 AM
I tried it a few times but I didn't get it to work. Maybe if you had 2+ guards we might be able to pull it off.
#1671
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
August 27, 2013, 10:11:05 AM
any other words of wisdom for Aztec ooa?
#1672
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
August 27, 2013, 10:09:53 AM
I was using more bullets. You could say I was being a massive bullet slut even. I'll put the bullets back in my pants from now on.

Thanks for the help. I may wait for Jap though. The guards are being really annoying and auto aim is terrible.
#1673
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
August 27, 2013, 09:40:45 AM
Hey I need help with Aztec OOA.

I seem to always get a laser guard in the vents when I'm on my way to the mainframe after getting the BA. Any idea why this is and how I can avoid it?
#1674
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
August 26, 2013, 12:21:55 PM
I smell something fishy and it's not my vagina.
#1675
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
August 26, 2013, 11:48:38 AM
eise and wouter since 1999 too.
#1676
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
August 26, 2013, 11:33:02 AM
I've been in the top 50 since 1999.
#1677
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Attn Marc Rutzou
August 26, 2013, 09:43:08 AM
sup
#1678
FFA / Brad Pitt isn't even in the top 10 GE ranks.
August 26, 2013, 12:56:59 AM
What a loser.
#1679
Testing Area / Re: this will be the first tech problem topic to reach 502 posts
August 26, 2013, 12:55:44 AM
this is amazing
#1680
FFA / Re: How many Ryan Whites does it to take to screw in a lightbulb?
August 26, 2013, 12:46:07 AM
I'm not playing GE or n64 at all.

Given that I have a relationship, full time job, I exercise and have ambition in life it's hardly a concern that I'm not playing GE several hours a day to make the top 10.

I takes literally 100's of hours to get into the top 10. If I were actually spending the time to do it and were failing, then yeah I could see how that would be funny.

Only someone who really is a complete social retard (see: ryan white) would attempt to insult someone by asking them why they don't play a 15 year old video game for hours on end every week.
#1681
FFA / Re: How many Ryan Whites does it to take to screw in a lightbulb?
August 25, 2013, 07:29:32 PM
you kissed a boy and you liked it? I don't speak japanse.
#1682
FFA / Re: How many Ryan Whites does it to take to screw in a lightbulb?
August 25, 2013, 11:54:48 AM
dunno who that guy is but I think he is trying to express his subconscious desire to fuck me.

if it doesn't work out, you could always screw whatever animal you live near. I hear there are plenty of this animal near you.
#1683
Other Games / Re: Mario Kart 64 vs Lego Racers
August 25, 2013, 11:38:31 AM
lol at durks comment. I mean, I seriously read like 1-2 lines and then just scrolled down thinking why? just why? is this topic really happening? Did I really just scroll past that amount of text?
#1684
FFA / How many Ryan Whites does it to take to screw in a lightbulb?
August 25, 2013, 11:21:41 AM
0.05 in 2 years, or 1 in approx. 1 month.

cause 1 ryan white screws in 20 in about 2 years.
#1685
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Attn Marc Rutzou
August 25, 2013, 09:19:38 AM
Yep it should be the player's responsibility to keep videos on the rankings. If a video get removed the time cannot remain because this means the video cannot be studied in the future if any new faking methods are discovered.

Using this loophole a future Henning may fake a lot of videos, remove his youtube channel shortly after, but keep his fake times up knowing that his videos can't be studied in the future.
#1686
General Chat / Re: Attention Axel Z
August 23, 2013, 09:02:54 AM
When you realise that there are 100 religions and they all think they are correct and everyone else in the world is wrong, all based off zero evidence. You will realise that human beings are fucked in the head.
#1687
General Chat / Re: Attention Axel Z
August 23, 2013, 08:34:41 AM
#schooledagain
#1688
General Chat / Re: Attention Axel Z
August 23, 2013, 08:33:40 AM
Actually, standing up for yourself and having standards is a positive thing. Letting people abuse the fuck out of you is negative.

Trying to create a community filled with people who don't try to fuck over everyone else is positive. Letting people stay who fuck over others consistently is negative.
#1689
General Chat / Re: Attention Axel Z
August 23, 2013, 07:57:01 AM
p.s Axel did not respond to my post because he knows he got schooled.
#1690
General Chat / Re: Attention Axel Z
August 23, 2013, 07:56:02 AM
I was pretty sure this conversation came to its logically conclusion after I posted ...
#1691
General Chat / Re: Attention Axel Z
August 23, 2013, 01:43:03 AM
Lol at this topic. Why we have so many people here argueing against a kid who obviously has major misconceptions about what a rankings is supposed to represent is beyond me.

A quick google search of the meaning of the word rankings....

rankings  plural of rank·ing (Noun)
Noun
1.A position in a scale of achievement or status; a classification.
2.The action or process of giving a specified rank or place within a grading system.

Dealing with the first definition, a position in a scale of achievement or status. Henning has lost all status after continuing to lie regarding his times/videos.

More important is the 2nd meaning. The ACTION or PROCESS of GIVING a specified rank. Why did I capitalize these words? Because a rank is GIVEN. It is not an intrinsic quality. A rank can only be given by a governing 3rd party. And it is up to the discretion of said 3rd party to give the rank. Axel has fallen into the trap of assuming that a rank is attained FIRST, and then the communication of that rank on the rankings pages comes 2nd.

WRONG.

The-elite.net is a governing body that reserves the right to GIVE a ranking to a player according to their achievements or status. A player DOES NOT HAVE A RANK unless the process of ranking said player has accured. This is how rankings work in every other legitimate rankings. There is a governing body that facilitates the process of giving a rank to individuals. To be ranked is not an inherent right.

There cannot be an 'inaccurate' the-elite.net rankings because as previously asserted no one has a ranking unless the-elte.net goes through the process of giving a rank. You will find in many sports, gaming leagues etc there are MULTIPLE rankings. None of these multiple rankings would be 'inaccurate', they are just ranks that each governing body has gone through the process of giving. Ranking is an 'idea' that humans put meaning onto, it is not something that exists in reality.

In conclusion, you cannot argue against those who do not use logic and reason to come to their conclusions. I understand what Axel wants though. He wants a page that shows the times that everyone has achieved. That's ok, however that kind of page does not fall under the category of 'rankings' and if he wishes that kind of page to exist he must create it himself or employ the services of others to do so.
#1692
FFA / Re: Petition to make Ryan White Administrator
August 22, 2013, 02:56:52 AM
Quote from: TheFlash on August 22, 2013, 02:50:50 AM
feel free to take all my responsibilities

Lolz. This statement is empty. You would never give your responsibilities to Mr. White. You say feel free to take the responsibiliteees. But like, how can he take them if they are locked in a glass cage of emotion?
#1693
General Chat / Re: Goldeneye / Perfect Dark on the Sunday Sequence break (Sign up for podcast)
August 22, 2013, 02:28:16 AM
Rayan, perhaps you could be the Farsi translator for the Iranian audience. :)
#1694
FFA / Re: Two years ago today...
August 22, 2013, 01:47:58 AM
Mission: Sex
# times completed: 20
PR: 1m30s
Total Time: 59m13s
#1695
General Chat / Re: Goldeneye / Perfect Dark on the Sunday Sequence break (Sign up for podcast)
August 22, 2013, 01:31:39 AM
Quote from: True Religion on August 22, 2013, 01:17:10 AM
As long as I'm not driving during the podcast, I'm in.

Yes let's rely on a variable that we won't know until it's time to actually do the podcast  ::)
#1696
General Chat / Re: Goldeneye / Perfect Dark on the Sunday Sequence break (Sign up for podcast)
August 22, 2013, 01:28:59 AM
Calm down Ryan. Alex is just trying to work out all possibilities to make sure we are gonna have people to do the cast. He's just looking out for the-elite's best interests. Cool?
#1697
General Chat / Re: Goldeneye / Perfect Dark on the Sunday Sequence break (Sign up for podcast)
August 22, 2013, 01:13:33 AM
Just to clarify I'm 100%
#1698
General Chat / Re: Goldeneye / Perfect Dark on the Sunday Sequence break (Sign up for podcast)
August 22, 2013, 12:44:01 AM
It would be 9am monday morning and it wouldn't interfere with work cause I start at 11:30am (or I would just start later if the podcast went long).

Us 3 would make a great team because we love each other. I learnt a lot from my previous podcast on how to talk better and stuff after relistening it.
#1699
General Chat / Re: Goldeneye / Perfect Dark on the Sunday Sequence break (Sign up for podcast)
August 22, 2013, 12:31:34 AM
I'll do it if given the chance. I've been here longer than all of you. I give you my word I won't be stupid or trolly or whatever. Anyone who met me at VA knows I can be normal.

I'll be an adult.

Edit: I'm a good candidate for PD cause I'm the 2nd best PD player ever (after Dennis Lucid).
#1700
FFA / I don't need to PR to know I'm still the best
August 22, 2013, 12:11:40 AM
Always number one.
#1701
FFA / Re: Two years ago today...
August 22, 2013, 12:10:38 AM
After 2 years of speedsexing it now takes Ryan only 1m30s to finish.
#1702
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
August 17, 2013, 11:31:28 AM
owned
#1703
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ATTN: YE, Ngamer, Axel Z, Thiradell, Why is Milan Pacino still on the rankings?
August 15, 2013, 12:31:22 AM
Quote from: Jimbo on August 14, 2013, 10:24:53 PM
I blame YE for being somewhat of a douche (the only time in history I've had any knock on him) about the whole WE DON'T NEED MORE ADMINS OF THE RANKINGS.

Don't upset YE. He made the rankings, therefore because of his IT skills and time put into the rankings he deserves to be complete dictator of everything. He should threaten us with the removal of his rankings if we upset him and he should be loved by us for it. I mean, he made the rankings page! He put the code in to make the page look and act like it does. Doesn't that therefore mean he is psychologically perfect at being in charge of all decisions relating to the site and how to run it? Doesn't his IT education make him a perfect leader for the entire community? Cause I thought it does :/
#1704
FFA / Nikola Rutzou?
August 14, 2013, 09:26:03 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLRQvK2-iqQ

Was watching random vids on youtube and noticed something interesting about one of the top comments. Any relation to Marc? LOL
#1705
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
August 07, 2013, 11:30:38 PM
Plays runway agent for over 50 hours.

Unexpectedly gets 22 ;)
#1706
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
July 20, 2013, 12:51:31 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-AV861UUt0

Skip to 14:40. Apparently P(G)/E is the ultimate truth.
#1707
GoldenEye 007 / Re: My disappearing act
July 11, 2013, 11:49:51 PM
Wish I was going to VA :(
#1708
General Chat / Re: The 2013 Elite Summer Contest [thengamer back up!]
July 11, 2013, 11:40:45 PM
Good luck Afanofthering. I think you might have it. I do really appreciate any votes I get though.
#1709
FFA / Re: A CROWN FOR A KING
July 11, 2013, 11:38:46 PM
Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on July 11, 2013, 05:09:18 PM
The intellect has little to do on the road to discovery. There comes a leap in consciousness, call it intuition or what you will; the solution comes to you and you don't know how or why. The truly valuable thing is the intuition.
Albert Einstein


Even Einstein isn't claiming to know where it comes from, and yet you do. To think that there is a universal 'source' or something like that is going against your values on using the scientific method. We currently do not understand enough about the human brain to know how the creation process works, and there is no empirical evidence to prove how it works either. I really do suggest you start listening to Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris and Laurence Krauss. These guys actually base their opinions on scientific evidence. Something you still don't seem to be doing.
#1710
FFA / Re: Strats Goose thought of before anyone else did
July 11, 2013, 12:34:27 AM
Spoiler
We are laughing at you, not with you.
[close]
#1711
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Henning's Agent Run 18:51 is Fake
July 06, 2013, 08:49:11 PM
Quote from: Jimbo on July 06, 2013, 04:55:29 PM

That's hard to accept, and for guys like myself and Axel who hold roles as historians and proof moderator, it's not considered the best decision even if everyone else wants him gone.


This is why this community IS a joke. A small group of people have hijacked the boards/rankings because of their social status or IT skills and they don't give a fuck about the community, only themselves.

You're still my favourite though Jim :) However this kind of attitude does fuck over 99% of people and makes this a shit place to be.
#1712
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Henning's Agent Run 18:51 is Fake
July 06, 2013, 08:40:53 PM
If you want to keep a historical record of actual PR's, create your own website. This is a competitive rankings, not a little keepsake that you like to carry around and look at for nostalgic impact.

Also your point that you want to keep the rankings accurate is bullshit. If that were the case you would also have to include any FUTURE PR's that Henning or any other confirmed cheater legitimately achieves and is able to verify. If you did not include future legitimate records you would be violating the main value that makes you want to keep him there in the first place. You may as well not even ban him from submitting times if he can achieve them on stream.

You don't want Henning to have wasted his time? Then he shouldn't have fucked us over. It's not US that is causing his time to have been wasted because we are responding appropriately to his actions. His actions are the cause, the effect of which is his removal.
#1713
General Chat / Re: The DK & Cara Show - Summer Contest 2013 Edition - Episode 3 NOW ONLINE!
July 06, 2013, 01:19:49 AM
Thanks Mark <3 Wish I could feel your soft touch again.
#1714
General Chat / Re: The DK & Cara Show - Summer Contest 2013 Edition - Episode 3 NOW ONLINE!
July 03, 2013, 10:25:21 AM
All you have to say about me is that I have a small penis? Fuck you guys and I'm not joking.

DK remove me as a GE mod I don't want anymore involvement with the elite.
#1715
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
July 02, 2013, 08:27:49 PM
I knew you could get the door open back in 2001 when I untied the WR by 2 seconds.
#1716
General Chat / Re: The 2013 Elite Summer Contest [NOW ONLINE, get your vote in!]
June 30, 2013, 11:57:23 PM
Thanks for the votes I really appreciate it. Nate is a really nice guy and deserves all the votes he got, and a few people don't like me and will antivote.
#1717
General Chat / Re: 2013 Elite Summer Contest - Match Recaps
June 28, 2013, 12:41:46 AM
I want to have sex with Tyler's voice.
#1718
General Chat / Re: The Elite Podcast - ORGANISATION
June 27, 2013, 01:50:34 AM
I'm working the next couple of saturdays so I'm out :(
#1719
FFA / ATTN: Ryan White
June 26, 2013, 09:45:40 AM
Thank you for saying what you said on stream. Even though it was really fucked up it still effected me emotionally and made me think. I'm going through a pretty tough time atm. I ended it with my GF recently, absolutely amazing girl, because I thought being with one girl couldn't make me happy. Turns out I probably have depression still due to having it most of my life. Even though a lot of my thoughts are healthy now, my brain is still fucked from years of low self esteem and stress. So I went to the doctor and got prescribed some anti depressants to help fix my brain chemistry.

Also had an amazing conversation with my ex GF about a lot of things and I'm definitely learning a lot still. I completely disagree with you that I will be a loser all my life. I'm always striving to be better even if I fuck around a lot. I do think I need approval from women still, but I think that will be corrected with medication.

Also I'm striving to be more open minded. I do think I'm quite stubborn and think I'm right probably too much. And it's something I'm working on.

What you did on stream was completely retarded and I don't think you're a nice person. In fact I think it's good if no girls get into relationship with you, you've got a really fucked up attitude towards females. But what you did still helped, so thanks.
#1720
General Chat / Re: The Elite Podcast - ORGANISATION
June 25, 2013, 07:35:07 AM
Okie Dokie I'll let you know if I don't have to work, unless you already have your guests planned.
#1721
General Chat / Re: The Elite Podcast - ORGANISATION
June 25, 2013, 05:01:05 AM
Would the podcast be this coming sat?
#1722
General Chat / Re: The DK & Cara Show - Summer Contest 2013 Edition - SECOND Episode NOW ONLINE!
June 25, 2013, 04:58:01 AM
I would like to be on the next show. It's epic. Loved the introduction to the Alex vs Mgay match. Lol's for like 20 seconds. That's heaps of seconds for Lol'ing.
#1723
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
June 20, 2013, 12:02:31 AM
If you count the number of bullets fired through the run, and then compare it to the end screen you'll see that the endsreen is obviously spliced onto the end of the run. Hence why it's not on the ranks.
#1724
General Chat / Re: The Elite Podcast - ORGANISATION
June 16, 2013, 10:22:48 AM
I'm free Saturday, not sure if you want me in there, but fuck it would be fun to have me there.
#1725
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ge on smart tv
June 16, 2013, 10:18:48 AM
Glen Stevens got into the top 10 using a plasma with lag. I got several wr's with a laggy lcd. Basically, we are amazing. However I bought 1 CRT for $2, one for $20, and a 27 inch for $25. IT felt amazing. Felt like I came over and over and over again in my mum's mouth.

Took a couple of days to get used to it but never looked back. Now my times are amazing and I have a lower body fat percentage. Thanks CRT! :)
#1726
FFA / Re: DENMARK CONGRATULATIONS! (Eurovision 2013)
May 23, 2013, 09:28:13 PM
id bang her
#1727
General Chat / Re: Dreams
May 23, 2013, 08:21:03 PM
On a side note, a couple of nights ago was the first time I was ever woken up from a dream by laughing. Basically the dream was about this young boy who was aspiring to be a magician. He was putting on a magic show. He asked this guy to come up and was going to do a magic trick with him. But the guy was so fucking stupid and couldn't follow instructions. The kid had the funniest look on his face I had ever seen (a mix between deer in headlights and 'I can't believe how fucking stupid you are').

I saw the kids face and immediately woke up in a fit of laughter and laughed for about 10 minutes. I woke up my GF who was next to me and freaked her out cause she thought I was possessed or some shit.
#1728
General Chat / Re: Dreams
May 23, 2013, 08:17:05 PM
Dreams are for losers.
#1729
General Chat / Re: The Elite Podcast - FEEDBACK / ARCHIVE
May 19, 2013, 09:42:06 PM
the podcast was super fun, hopefully I can do it again soon. Want to give some more legit insights.
#1730
General Chat / Re: Forums are dead
May 17, 2013, 10:53:26 PM
if the forum is dead how come its talking to you right now
#1731
General Chat / Re: The Elite Podcast - ORGANISATION
May 14, 2013, 11:48:51 PM
I'm cool with Tyler being on :) And yeah I can talk about archives cause I'm a fucking boss.
#1732
General Chat / Re: House of Cards
May 08, 2013, 06:40:42 AM
This topic sucks.
#1733
FFA / Re: ***OFFICIAL Cinco De Mayo Challenge 2013 progress/completion thread***
May 05, 2013, 09:54:16 PM
Ryan's gone crazy.

Turns me on a little bit.
#1734
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
May 05, 2013, 09:48:35 PM
Quote from: Zenith Legend on May 04, 2013, 04:38:35 PM
Marc and I should live together

I will feel his ultimate truth deep inside me

This is the life
#1735
General Chat / Re: The Elite Podcast - ORGANISATION
May 05, 2013, 04:38:07 AM
I want to come on. Let's get the advertising happening. I want this to be the biggest podcast ever done in the history of the world.
#1736
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
May 05, 2013, 04:15:00 AM
Marc's b1 ooa vid is spliced. there is a spike in the .wav file I ripped from it.
#1737
General Chat / Re: The Elite Podcast - ORGANISATION
May 04, 2013, 10:21:46 PM
BRO, it's been confirmed I have 18th of may off work and I want to be on the show. If I can come on I will love you.
#1738
General Chat / Re: Get Untieds - The anthem (performed by Goose)
May 03, 2013, 12:56:45 AM
This is the best thing I've seen since I discovered streaming porn.
#1739
General Chat / Re: A little inspiration for your day :) [lots of pictures]
April 25, 2013, 09:10:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr4R261pH8E

I wrote/played the music, and added in some quotes I like.
#1740
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
April 25, 2013, 01:16:26 PM
Quote from: Eise Smit on April 25, 2013, 09:54:01 AM
Luke on fire  :pimp:

just like my cock  :pimp:
#1741
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
April 21, 2013, 02:40:57 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITTxTCz4Ums

amazing video on the present moment by one of my new hero's. Will be watching a lot of videos from this man.
#1742
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New mod?
April 16, 2013, 12:02:46 AM
yep
#1743
GoldenEye 007 / Re: GE Cash Incentives 2013
April 14, 2013, 04:38:13 AM
Did Larkin pay? Cause he's still on the boards.
#1744
FFA / Re: ATTN: RAYAN I.
April 14, 2013, 03:52:17 AM
Quote from: NesquikBunny on April 12, 2013, 12:52:42 AM
Quake 3 alias from when I played it in 2002-2003. :nesquik:

You played quake when you were like 4 years old?
#1745
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New PR's Here (and discussion)
April 14, 2013, 02:21:44 AM
It's ok Boss we still love you.
#1746
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post new Dark LTK Strats, PRs, and WRs here.
April 14, 2013, 01:05:16 AM
I'm not going to delete posts because they are whiny. If they are abusive towards someone or troll posts fair enough, but goose is just expressing his opinion on something that relates to the topic.
#1747
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Dark Inkosi?
April 06, 2013, 01:16:15 AM
we have the power to dictate our own rules. However it is of note that every major sporting organisation uses actual names of players. However all major E-sports organisations use nicknames.
#1748
FFA / How often do you...
April 02, 2013, 05:03:31 AM
Be honest.
#1749
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post non-PR Scores Worth Mentioning Here!
April 01, 2013, 09:25:40 PM
Trying to make a point with Goose is an exercise in futility :)
#1750
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post non-PR Scores Worth Mentioning Here!
April 01, 2013, 08:48:17 PM
Shadow I would suggest taking your own advice and ignoring Goose. You're a parent stop acting like a kid. Just cause Goose is being a dick to you doens't mean you have to get all melodramatic.
#1751
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 31, 2013, 02:15:26 AM
I got 17 twice (once on pal, once on ntsc) using an lcd.
#1752
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Bunker 1 00A (aka truth) Contest - **ATTN GOOD PLAYERS**
March 31, 2013, 01:54:19 AM
Nice work luke. You made a few mistakes that are easy to correct. Go for 58-1:00.

Also I think it's faster not to get stuck on the guards at the end.
#1753
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
March 30, 2013, 10:29:21 PM
I don't think lost's post warranted the response. It's getting really hot in here, time to get naked.
#1754
FFA / Re: Kappa (folklore)
March 28, 2013, 08:07:10 PM
I came, I saw, I Kappa'd all over my keyboard.

Next time please include an ejaculation warning.
#1755
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Bunker 1 00A (aka truth) Contest - **ATTN GOOD PLAYERS**
March 28, 2013, 08:05:21 PM
In the future, Memes and GIF's will be the default method of communication for humans.
#1756
General Chat / Re: The Elite Podcast - ORGANISATION
March 25, 2013, 12:46:31 AM
Hey I really want to be in the next show. I gotta make a swap with work though. But yeah will let you know soon. pls keep me in mind.
#1757
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Goldeneye overall combined time
March 24, 2013, 11:08:02 PM
I had a dream that I had sex with Natalya on control. Saved like 2 minutes off my secret agent time.
#1758
General Chat / Re: Ngamer, you jealous?
March 16, 2013, 09:05:34 PM
She's not attractive and hardly famous.
#1759
GoldenEye 007 / Re: :::Luke Szklarz's PR/WR Videos:::
March 16, 2013, 08:58:20 PM
take out a stop watch and time the stuck. However you can't take the full amount of the stuck because at that point you're not at full speed, however during the stuck you're building up speed. Love you and I'm sorry for your loss. x
#1760
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 16, 2013, 04:36:44 AM
K.. - 1
#1761
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 14, 2013, 09:18:30 PM
Thanks Marc, that means a great deal to hear you say that. If there is one thing I'm most proud of (even though I didn't get the time), it's that I saw the run of 23 in my head before it happened which drove me to play it and inspire you guys too. My vision manifested into reality, even it I wasn't the one to pull it off.
#1762
GoldenEye 007 / ATTN: GE board mods + Admin
March 14, 2013, 09:00:39 PM
Please stop locking topics.

My job here as mod will be to stop you from over abusing your power and fucking up relations with the users of the board. I'm not part of your cool group, I'm not part of the elite council and I don't use aim chat. So if there is a good reason for locking a topic that I'm unaware of please send me a message. Otherwise GTFO.

Thanks.
#1763
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 14, 2013, 08:48:57 PM
Quote from: Zenith Legend on March 14, 2013, 08:31:39 PM
Golf was played for decades before Tiger Woods.  But it wasn't until Tiger Woods that it became a major sport with worldwide attention, broadcast on major networks, bringing in millions of viewers and millions of dollars in purses and sponsorships.

You truly are an ignorant idiot lol.
#1764
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 14, 2013, 08:46:26 PM
I feel sad because I put all the effort into making the new strat and finding the best way to do everything, and then Marc uses it and gets the boostage. Not taking away from the fact that it does take skill to achieve the time. I just feel a bit sad lol.
#1765
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 14, 2013, 08:39:06 PM
Congrats Marc. I'm not gonna play for it anymore :(
#1766
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 13, 2013, 04:39:45 AM
The reality is that i probably popularised streaming more than goose did when i started to donit in early 2012. Same with jimbo.
#1767
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 12, 2013, 11:12:50 PM
I have seen it and its not perfect.
#1768
FFA / Re: I'm a bee!
March 12, 2013, 06:55:35 PM
I'm a bee and I post this topic offensive.
#1769
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
March 11, 2013, 11:16:28 PM
Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on March 11, 2013, 11:14:03 PM
This is insanity.

actually it's sparta bro
#1770
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 11, 2013, 10:38:51 PM
Quote from: Zenith Legend on March 11, 2013, 10:34:57 PM
Too bad the video is in such poor quality that you can't even tell what the new route is.

I ripped the audio to a .wav file. Enchanced it, enhanced it again, enhanced it again using a new technolgy only used by Nasa to detect ET communications in outer space. Copied it to my ipod to study it. There was a brief sound spike just as he picked up the FR. It's obviously spliced.
#1771
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 11, 2013, 10:29:08 PM
Quote from: MirrorMage on March 11, 2013, 10:26:22 PM
However, I'm not saying I'll cake a dupe. It might take weeks.
Quote from: K..J.. on March 11, 2013, 10:04:49 PM
Quote from: MirrorMage on March 11, 2013, 09:43:31 AM
Meh, it's a first time thing. Honestly never expected anything especially since I haven't played GE in days. Will be caked again tomorrow or something for video proof.

:nesquik:

FYI, unless you are using 2.x you need a boost. If you're using 1.2 you need at least 1 boost and perfect strafing/gate.
#1772
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 11, 2013, 10:18:38 PM
After I get 23 I'm definitelly getting the 2:19 sweep at least.
#1773
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 11, 2013, 10:10:44 PM
Congrats marc, you're pretty great.
#1774
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 11, 2013, 10:08:09 PM
I would suggest using 2.x if you have to controllers. Can be caked that way for sure.
#1775
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 11, 2013, 10:04:49 PM
Quote from: MirrorMage on March 11, 2013, 09:43:31 AM
Meh, it's a first time thing. Honestly never expected anything especially since I haven't played GE in days. Will be caked again tomorrow or something for video proof.

LOL.. I don't think you understand man, getting 2 boosts is something that happens once every 5 hours or something. So good luck 'caking' it again tomorrow. You got rediculously lucky and it may not happen again for another 20 hours. Plus on top of that you have to nail the lock shot..
#1776
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 11, 2013, 09:48:49 PM
1. It was uploaded in 2006 which is crazy early.
2. The dude was at the end with crazy scary txt I couldn't read and the music was scary and his face was scary.
3. I was watching it alone in the dark and was like hearing noises under my bed.
#1777
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 11, 2013, 09:16:52 PM
yes he did I saw it in VA.
#1778
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 11, 2013, 12:46:27 PM
That depot video effected me very negetively :(
#1779
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
March 11, 2013, 12:42:18 PM
LOL that Glen Stevens man. Next time there will be lke 4 people on my bed ;)
#1780
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
March 11, 2013, 11:58:19 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFcn567b7bE

One of a few runs where I missed the end warp on bunker 2 agent and lost a SECOND, still getting 24 :(

Edit: Based on comparison with my other low 24's it still would have been 24 if I nailed the warp. Would have been 24.0 or 24.1. I lost .8 or .9 on the last door. I may need a boost to get 23 unless something crazy happens.
#1781
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 11, 2013, 01:00:30 AM
16 is easy and if you can't dupe it you don't deserve it.

True story.
#1782
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Goldeneye Facts Topic (Speedrunning ONLY!)
March 10, 2013, 11:54:31 PM
I think this is the new strat Marc was talking about. Maybe other flight recorder spot is like 1 second faster or something rediculous. We've been lied to our entire lives.
#1783
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 10, 2013, 11:49:43 PM
Unlocking topic. Topics should not be locked just because the last few posts weren't interesting to you.
#1784
General Chat / Re: The Elite Podcast - FEEDBACK / ARCHIVE
March 09, 2013, 01:47:00 AM
Jimbo was epic as co-host. Really liked it.

Stopped the vid at Q and A because of the irrel person. Why was Ritchie a part of this. Don't mean this in a bad way but she should definitely not be in a podcast about GE.
#1785
General Chat / Re: The Elite Podcast - ORGANISATION
March 08, 2013, 10:08:11 PM
Yeah you can't really come in at the last minute and expect to be in.
#1786
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
March 08, 2013, 09:25:55 PM
Running side by side comparissons with the other 24s it shows that even though tape room is slow, it's made up for by the keyguard guy. I'm half a sec faster at minimum from other vids, and some vids even further ahead (almost a complete second).

compare my original 24 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2Nene1OSSo

with the 2nd one..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xic7BF-AF3g

2nd one almost a complete second faster. With boost would almost certainly be 23.
#1787
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
March 08, 2013, 09:05:43 PM
Yeah clemens it doesn't look that fast, but it is. Actually very low 24.
#1788
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 08, 2013, 07:58:07 PM
Marc is better than me.
#1789
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
March 08, 2013, 09:53:55 AM
It doesn't matter what strafe is used in the tape room. The way I do it isn't the fastest way, but it doesn't matter because if you go too fast the keyguard guard will be further down the hallway. It's all about going as quick as you can but not being TOO quick. It's a really fine line. I do it this way because it feels comfortable and I have established muscle memory that gives me a good pace that isn't too quick. This way the keyguard guy is in a good spot.
#1790
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
March 08, 2013, 08:52:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xic7BF-AF3g

Insanly low 24. I think this run + boost = 23.
#1791
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Goldeneye Facts Topic
March 07, 2013, 10:40:32 PM
It's cool to post funny things. But multiple people were ganging up and belittling another member. I'm not going to allow that, and especially in a topic like this which has genuinely great info. You're just upset that I'm going to get 23 first.
#1792
General Chat / Re: The Elite Podcast - ORGANISATION
March 07, 2013, 10:24:15 PM
IT's a shame I work every saturday. But I'll watch the recording.
#1793
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Goldeneye Facts Topic
March 07, 2013, 10:15:45 PM
Come on guys. This is a great topic with great information. If you want to pay Jim out for asking a pointless question do it somewhere else.
#1794
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post minor strat improvements and helpful advice here
March 07, 2013, 06:58:11 AM
23 is possible but still rediculous, may absolutely require a boost. Though I have a little bit of faith that the best run can get 23 without boost.
#1795
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 06, 2013, 11:06:07 PM
Thanks man, means a lot to hear you say that.
#1796
GoldenEye 007 / Post minor strat improvements and helpful advice here
March 06, 2013, 10:58:37 PM
This topic is to post advice and new strats etc that may not be obvious to everyone. To give you an idea I'll copy my post from the other board regarding the new bunker 2 agent strat. Some of this stuff you might never be able to tell from vids.

Just letting you guys know bunker 2 agent has a slightly different strat now making 24 rediculously easy, 23 is possible which I'm playing for (and clemens now apparently).

The new tweak is to wait out entire first cinema, and about half a sec of the 2nd cinema. The guard will warp most times which is good. You have to learn how to kill him when he warps. you have to leave cell with super tight angle (almost paralell with cell bars) and use full look down. It should make a straight line with the double doors exiting the cell area. Pressing b to open nat door will happen .3-.5 after slapping guard.

With the new cinema timing klobb guy will be insane 80% of the time, no need to go slow in tape room.

Also as another tip, to kill klobb guy do not press left c at all, you'll need to let go of right strafe for a split second but only use up C. This saves .2+

Shooting at the end may increase lag but I believe it makes warp slower.

Hope this helps some people get 24 or 23.
#1797
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 06, 2013, 10:47:27 PM
Quote from: Softman25 on March 06, 2013, 07:07:21 PM
In regards to splitting a wedge in the community - based by sign ups on the "other" forum - you've done a damn good job Goose.

Congratulations idiot.

This was never about splitting a wedge in the community. If we aren't happy here and want to create a new boards, it's not because we wish to destroy the elite and burn it to the ground MWUAHAHAHAHAA EVIL! It's because we're not happy being here and hope to be happy elsewhere. To think this is some vandetta against the elite is rediculous. Or at least it is from my perspective, I can't talk on behalf of Goose.

Granting me mod powers here though has made me more inclined to stay here and try to mould it into a better place.
#1798
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 06, 2013, 10:36:38 PM
Thanks for making me a mod. I don't think that I'm going to single handedly make this board utopia or anything, I may be a shit mod and may be booted out quickly (if by popular demand), but I'll give it my best shot. The first thing I already did was delete all of biebers posts from the GE board. Really not rocket science.

Quote from: homeonice on March 06, 2013, 10:30:28 PM
QuoteMy fast times guide at gamefaqs brought many people to discover speed running.

classic

Luke, were you being sarcastic or serious? I can't tell.
#1799
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 06, 2013, 09:08:06 PM
I've spent thousands of hours playing GE and PD. 3rd biggest time cutter for GE and 2nd biggest time cutter for PD. I was there 13 years ago argueing with Wes that we need an automated ranking for GE. I've helped a great deal take the game to the next level. My fast times guide at gamefaqs brought many people to discover speed running.

Shadow I have done far more for this game and this community than you have or ever will. I wanted to be a mod and help make a better place, and most people also agreed it would be a good idea. It was denied for no reason. You know why though? Because people like you and ngamer do not give a fuck about the players.

As mentioned previously I'm no longer submitting times to the elite. It's not because I want to 'destroy' the website as you so stupidly put it. It's because I'm not happy here. It shouldn't bother you though, just get another IT wiz to make another fancy feature for you. Who needs great players when you have a great summer contest and great UI on the boards.
#1800
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 06, 2013, 02:53:37 AM
Quote from: homeonice on March 06, 2013, 02:52:02 AM
Quote#7 in the world

#6 in the world

I think this was a reference to me being better than Goose.
#1801
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 06, 2013, 02:49:23 AM
Quote from: Ancient Text on March 06, 2013, 02:42:20 AM
Many people have suggested

I would bet my life this is a typical Goose overstatement.
#1802
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 06, 2013, 12:28:10 AM
Yeah I probably just said what you said but dumbed it down.
#1803
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 06, 2013, 12:24:10 AM
Thanks for the posts Flash and Come. there are have been many great things implemented, with twitch etc. However I don't understand why these are brought up, because the issue has to do with actions (and lack of action) by current board mods. the idea of moderators is to mould an enivonment that the users are happy with. they do this by deleting posts etc that don't breed the kin of atmosphere the people want. This isn't being done. And when we vote people in who we think can get this done, they are rejected for no reason.

Justin bieber seeming legit? Ryan dwyer is an awesome programmer and the elite is way better because of his innovation. But knowing him personally he has absolutely zero common sense and his role should be strictly where his strength lies and that's with IT. Leave decision making to people who are more aware.
#1804
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 05, 2013, 11:49:53 PM
Tyler you are one of my favouite peoples I met at VA, and I belive if you tweaked your attitude slightly and were less defensive and more curious and helpful you'd be awesome. Also if you responded quicker to obvious trolls.
#1805
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 05, 2013, 11:46:42 PM
Quote from: Thiradell on March 05, 2013, 11:34:28 PM
I didn't say any of those people should mod the boards, most of them don't perpetuate/aren't responsible for what you're annoyed with. Was just responding to Goose's "nothing has changed in 15 years."

Im annoyed with Ngamer because he ignored the vast majority of users on this board who were cool with me being a Mod on the boards, and he was a complete DICK about it as well.

I don't like Come because he's not active on the boards, he shows up 6 months later with a post just to show his authority again. Blocks an active topic because he doesn't like its content. Has no value to the elite at all.

the mods of the GE boards do not remove trolls quickly enough. In fact many troll accounts and still active and being used. The mods of the elite showed they do not remove fake accounts quickly enough.


All of the mods have shown they do not respond well to critisism and feedback. They assert their own will. they lack communication skills necessary to talk to a broader audience.
#1806
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 05, 2013, 11:34:56 PM
Quote from: Thiradell on March 05, 2013, 11:30:32 PM
K.. you shut me down as soon as I posted, you're really good at arguing irrel semantics

Communication is the most important thing in ANY relationship.
#1807
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 05, 2013, 11:31:38 PM
Quote from: Thiradell on March 05, 2013, 11:25:56 PM
Alright, done talking about myself, but:

-DK and Cara spearheaded efforts to get elites streaming, something progressive which you've jumped onto and expanded nicely.
-Thingy migrated the-elite to a new forum and consistently helps out with tech problems.
-Wes McKinney used to hand-enter everything. Thanks, YE!
-Ngamer singlehandedly makes the Summer Contest happen every year. Whether he should be more active isn't really something that can be demanded.
-Other people have kept up the ranks for 15 years with basically no gratitude from you lot.

These are great, and I think we are appreciative of this, I know I am. but here is what youre saying....

DK and Cara helped the elite stream, they should MOD THE BOARDS.
thingy helped create the new forum and is tech savvy, he should MOD THE BOARDS.
Ngamer is great with running the summer contest, he should MOD THE BOARDS.
other people helped out in the past, he should MOD THe BOARDS.

you know what you never said, any of the people are good at MODDING THE BOARDS. It's rediculous bro lol. this logic is fucking laughable.
#1808
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 05, 2013, 11:26:36 PM
Infil: Tyler did not ask once in this topic about what the issue is. All of his posts are statements about what he thinks. Seriously, did he even write one question mark the entire time? No, because he's not actually interested in what we want, just interested in being right. Even though he will have the best intentions, actions speak louder than words. Making statements is a terrible way of trying to get someone to help you understand. this is my issue with the current leadership. Can it be fixed? I don't know, but I don't think so with the current mindset. You mentioned Tyler asked me to elaborate? No, he never once asked a question in this topic.
#1809
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 05, 2013, 11:02:38 PM
It depends what most people would want, and would work best for the whole group. Again you're making rash decisions based on zero discussion. I don't think anyone in the topic said they want you to step down, I personally said that I have an issue with you being out of touch. However what is the solution? It could be anything, it could be just adding another mod, it could be coaching for you, it could be anything. Is this attitude so hard to understand?
#1810
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 05, 2013, 10:54:02 PM
I really want to be positive and helpful to everyone, but it's really hard for me because I'm upset about the people running this place.
#1811
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 05, 2013, 10:49:57 PM
Infil I'll respond to you. but this is not directed at some of the current mods. Because they are arguementative and don't care about what we have to say. I.e, we're not happy and they TELL us why we should be, as apposed to considering they're not doing a good job.

Justin Beiber was on the ranks for weeks, it's fucking dumb. Trolls aren't banned until they make 10 stupid topics. Topics are moved and closed because mods don't like it, regardless of what people want. Mods aren't willing to step down by popular demand (which they should), most mods are hardly active on the boards (they may check them but hardly post). People in charge love the power trip and don't give a fuck what we want, they just want what they want, and that's it.

I have been in this community for almost 14 years. If I get any responsibility (which I'm sure I've never had), I'm not about to fuck it up by doing something that is obviously a conflict of interest. This isn't a science, but hopefully we can make good choices.
#1812
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 05, 2013, 10:40:07 PM
I wasn't trying to help you understand. You don't understand which is the issue. Not understanding is better than people like ngamer though who understand they just don't give a fuck because they love having the power.

The first sign someone should not be a leader is if they get defensive when people ask them not to be a leader. Because they care more about the power and being in charge, rather than caring about what the people of the community want.
#1813
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 05, 2013, 10:32:18 PM
Quote from: Thiradell on March 05, 2013, 10:24:49 PM
Not sure what this is in response to, but I thought we were moving in the right direction with the Elite Council. Feel free to make a new forum though!

No offense to you Tyler because you're awesome man. But you, and the mods are out of touch with everything. Hence why we need the change. This sentence is exactly why we need a new board. The people who don't even play who manage these boards don't see anything wrong with multiple people leaving because of the people who run the place.
#1814
GoldenEye 007 / Re: New Forum - Enough is Enough
March 05, 2013, 10:18:23 PM
Yep I'm down, I'll sign up and post exclusively there when we get most of the important people over.
#1815
FFA / Re: Extended hiatus from the-elite and gaming
March 05, 2013, 08:17:05 PM
This post is really good lol. Whoever is in charge of this account is very socially aware and witty.
#1816
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Extended hiatus from the-elite and gaming
March 03, 2013, 04:47:51 AM
I wish you all the best.  I will still play a bit because of amazing people like jim fucking barrett and shawn fuck you johnson. The guys who really care about the game and are rediculously cool human beings make this shit special for me.

Oh yeah, you gotta love the game and not be a melodramatic dick as well, like yourself.

EDIT - Fixed typo.
#1817
GoldenEye 007 / Discussing possible alternative ranking calculations
March 02, 2013, 11:21:02 PM
Quote from: homeonice on March 02, 2013, 11:15:28 PM
Spend less time complaining about how shit your times are and more time playing the game, if you love the game you will get better and get some points that mean something.

This argument accomplishes nothing because if there are 300 players in the elite and you give this advice to all of them, you'll still only have 98 players getting points on a level.

I still fail to see why we would need to change how points are calculated. It seems pretty straight forward just to bump up the point value.
#1818
GoldenEye 007 / Discussing possible alternative ranking calculations
March 02, 2013, 11:06:44 PM
Why would we consider giving boosts to untieds? I thought this discussion was created to give lower ranked players something to aim for, because we have a lot of players with 0 point times all around.

There is already a boost to untieds because 2nd place is 3 less points.
#1819
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
March 02, 2013, 10:42:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45_M4MHWofY

You can see I really should have got 22, got a real bad ending.
#1820
GoldenEye 007 / Discussing possible alternative ranking calculations
March 02, 2013, 10:15:29 PM
Quote from: Zenith Legend on March 02, 2013, 09:53:06 PM
I'm retiring, or at least taking another extended hiatus of 1+ year from the elite.  I'll make a topic about this when I get home tonight.

Good, please leave. You don't have a positive impact on the boards. No need to make a topic, we don't care.
#1821
GoldenEye 007 / Discussing possible alternative ranking calculations
March 02, 2013, 10:10:42 PM
Why oh why did Ryan White have to come back? "Don't fix something that ain't broke" is a stupid thing to say and it's the reason a lot of companies go out of busines. If you learn anything about business (which you probably won't because you're an idiot) you will realise that innovation, discovery and testing new ideas is how things become better.

1000 points is rediculously over the top and unnecessary. 200 points gives some more lower ranked players a reason to play and gives them good feelings. N/A times should never earn points.
#1822
GoldenEye 007 / Re: February 2013 Proof Call
March 01, 2013, 10:51:00 PM
Obviously ryan doesn't actually want the times removed, he's just trying to make a point (a dumb one though). Why would you take him literally?
#1823
GoldenEye 007 / Discussing possible alternative ranking calculations
March 01, 2013, 10:18:15 PM
I vote for 200 points per level.
#1824
GoldenEye 007 / Re: February 2013 Proof Call
March 01, 2013, 10:10:28 PM
LOL at thinking the 4:01 vid was sufficient. There was even some surface 1 half way through the run. The vid had me seriously lmfao at work. People were standing up and looking over at me because I was knocking shit over, and chocking on my own vomit I was laughing so hard. It was like I was have a seizure.

No one should accept a vid like that as proof. And claiming 4:03 is a massively dick move. It should be proof call and the level should be backrolled to 4:05 until better proof provided.
#1825
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Easiest time that's still worth points?
February 28, 2013, 12:28:02 PM
Duel is the fat kid who gets picked last when choosing baseball teams.
#1826
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
February 28, 2013, 12:26:05 PM
My run was 100% skill man.
#1827
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
February 28, 2013, 09:26:45 AM
I'm gonna have to do the most insane keyguard guy imaginable.
#1828
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
February 28, 2013, 09:21:20 AM
Just had a run that was redic, no waiting in tape room, warp glass and boost after glass, crazy end warp and still 24. Also my recorder is fucked or something.
#1829
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
February 28, 2013, 08:33:48 AM
? No I'm using the same strat but I'm just good.
#1830
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
February 28, 2013, 08:12:57 AM
My HD recorder actually ran out of room an hour earlier.. so no vid. But I'm going for 23 so I'll get you a vid of that soon.
#1831
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
February 28, 2013, 07:39:27 AM
Bunker 2 A 24 (2)

Cleanest 24 in history. I thought it would be 23. Definitely very low 24. It was like my first 24 but didn't wait in tape room and warped glass.
#1832
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
February 27, 2013, 06:17:15 AM
I tried last night for 20 mins. Couldnt get 23. I dont think its possible. Also, i found out last night that i love the taste of sperm.
#1833
General Chat / Re: Post to claim old accounts here!
February 26, 2013, 09:49:34 PM
I read my post and say it dated January 24th and thought to myself "I asked for this only a few weeks ago? I thought it was longer..". Then realised it was from last year lolz. Thanks. You sexy bitch.
#1834
FFA / Re: Troll level ∞
February 24, 2013, 01:41:22 AM
Jon Barber is a faggot.
#1835
General Chat / Re: Would you spend 10 years in a basement for $10 million? (fun "points game")
February 24, 2013, 01:27:13 AM
Everyone who didn't choose the girl in this topic is a virgin.

Yeah I said it.
#1836
General Chat / Re: The Elite Podcast - FEEDBACK / ARCHIVE
February 23, 2013, 03:05:30 AM
I really liked the show, really liked Luke as the guest.

My one suggestion is not to attempt going in depth into a level unless you have someone who really knows the level well. Because with bunker 2 agent luke only put 3 hours into it total ever, and you as the host didn't know much. So really you didn't mention the really important things which dictate the wr being 24 and not 23.
#1837
GoldenEye 007 / Re: HORRIBLE; TRAGIC NEWS (My DVD recorder just broke)
February 22, 2013, 08:22:10 PM
Marc using 'Ultimate Truth' to try and be funny = Massive Fail = Ultimate Truth

#Wesayultimatetruthtopayyououtbecauseyoureretarded
#1838
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 20, 2013, 10:06:28 PM
Actually it is exactly what this thread is about. In your post you have asserted that Marc's book is not evidence/enough to base a foundation on. However, your book is. You are hypocritical and selectively ignorant.

EDIT: I may be misunderstanding you, but it really does sound like you're trying to make a point that the bible is evidence, however trying not to say it that bluntly. The bible is evidence for nothing. In science, anecdotal evidence is never used. The bible is as much evidence as every other religious scripture ever written.
#1839
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 20, 2013, 09:49:28 PM
Quote from: Shadow on February 20, 2013, 08:41:35 AM
Though I'm not trying to defend this here, I believe that to know anything for certain requires special revelation and that this has been done in the Scriptures of the Old and New Testaments, which provide the foundation or framework for knowing things for certain.

Are you suggesting that the scriptures in the bible are proof of something?
#1840
FFA / Re: Forum Rules
February 19, 2013, 09:38:11 PM
Looks like come did his annual log in
#1841
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate lie?
February 19, 2013, 07:58:00 PM
I was going to post a topic like this, but then i took an arrow in the knee.
#1842
GoldenEye 007 / Re: HORRIBLE; TRAGIC NEWS (My DVD recorder just broke)
February 19, 2013, 01:49:22 AM
This topic is obviously a cry for help.
#1843
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Who is the most...
February 19, 2013, 01:10:38 AM
Ryan White:

Can't afford DVD recorder.

Tries to appear tough by claiming could put $1000 on the line.
#1844
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Who is the most...
February 18, 2013, 10:58:14 PM
I don't see how Cervone is easily the most skilled. I'll prove you guys wrong.
#1845
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
February 18, 2013, 09:26:23 PM
Quote from: speedruntrainer. on February 11, 2013, 07:56:04 AM
but then K..'s 0:24 must have been extremely lucky, so I can't see why

WTF Bro, my run was all skill.
#1846
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***OFFICIAL JIMBO TOP 10 INCENTIVE TOPIC***
February 18, 2013, 08:45:48 PM
Yeah, you're right actually. I fucked up :)
#1847
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Who is the most...
February 18, 2013, 08:36:29 PM
I've retired from GE because it sucks and is 100% luck 1% spending a million hours waiting for a nade. If I wanted to gamble I'd spend every day at the casino.
#1848
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***OFFICIAL JIMBO TOP 10 INCENTIVE TOPIC***
February 18, 2013, 08:34:46 PM
What you said actually had no relevance to what I said.
#1849
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***OFFICIAL JIMBO TOP 10 INCENTIVE TOPIC***
February 18, 2013, 07:45:09 PM
Being 10th is still top 10 you stupid head.
#1850
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask Any GE Question You'd Like Here!
February 18, 2013, 03:09:42 AM
Why do bad things happen to good people? (i.e why do I get fucked over at the end of archives?)
#1851
FFA / Re: How much of jbrcolombia's cock could I fit in my mouth?
February 18, 2013, 01:56:47 AM
I'll come clean on your face and breasts.

This is the ultimate truth.
#1852
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 17, 2013, 11:13:35 PM
Wrong. I'm close, therefore I AM close. I can't be far, because that's impossible. You can't be close if you are far, because being close and far is impossible. To be close IS to be CLOSE. It is the ultimate truth.
#1853
FFA / How much of jbrcolombia's cock could I fit in my mouth?
February 17, 2013, 09:55:42 PM
Please no trolls, this is serious.
#1854
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 17, 2013, 09:44:20 PM
Do you mean the truth of life or true life?

Just to paraphrase what we've learnt from Marc's posts though..

The universe is the universe, and if it wasn't the universe it wouldn't be the universe.
#1855
General Chat / Re: The Elite Podcast - ORGANISATION
February 17, 2013, 05:21:23 AM
I totally should have read the first post clearer. 2pm brisbane time doese't work for me beacuse I'm working 11-7 on sat. Sorry I have failed you :(
#1856
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 17, 2013, 05:18:16 AM
95% if ny posts are made from work, I was killing time trying to avoid doing what I'm supposed to be being paid to do
#1857
General Chat / Re: The Elite Podcast - ORGANISATION
February 17, 2013, 04:21:38 AM
I already put my hand up in last topic to be a guest. I would like to do it.
#1858
General Chat / Re: Which version of Gerudo Valley performed by Goose do you prefer?
February 17, 2013, 03:37:38 AM
Amen.
#1859
General Chat / Re: Which version of Gerudo Valley performed by Goose do you prefer?
February 17, 2013, 02:27:53 AM
#1860
General Chat / Re: Which version of Gerudo Valley performed by Goose do you prefer?
February 17, 2013, 02:18:18 AM
#1861
General Chat / Re: Which version of Gerudo Valley performed by Goose do you prefer?
February 17, 2013, 01:57:50 AM
#1862
General Chat / Re: Which version of Gerudo Valley performed by Goose do you prefer?
February 17, 2013, 01:52:24 AM
#1863
General Chat / Re: Which version of Gerudo Valley performed by Goose do you prefer?
February 17, 2013, 01:40:11 AM
Quote from: The Sorcerer on February 17, 2013, 01:20:27 AM
The piano version was excellent. It would sound better with a better audio recording program for sharper sounds, a better sounding piano, and a better piano player.

Dude, that's just insanely rude.
#1864
General Chat / Re: Which version of Gerudo Valley performed by Goose do you prefer?
February 16, 2013, 11:58:58 PM
The a capella was perhaps the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.
#1865
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Crazy Times you get Again and Again HERE!
February 16, 2013, 11:38:37 PM
If you get 54 luke I'll slap you in the face.
#1866
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 11:12:11 PM
This last reply actually did not address anything I said and made no sense. Who said the universe didn't exist?
#1867
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 11:01:20 PM
Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on February 16, 2013, 09:52:03 PM
A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be - Albert Einstein.

You might want to read this again and try to understand it.
#1868
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 10:54:47 PM
Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on February 16, 2013, 10:30:49 PM
The expirement is hard evidence that your mind manipulates reality.

Wrong. The evidence says that the results of the experiment changed with the introduction of an observer. There is no evidence to suggest the mind changed. Lol at you being so dumb.
#1869
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 10:50:29 PM
Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on February 16, 2013, 10:47:41 PM
Perception not changing reality and your mind manipulating reality is basically the same thing, i'm afraid you're misinterpreting again.

Cherry picking arguements to rebut. Ignoring most of the flaws in your stupid belief.

FAIL.
#1870
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 10:41:25 PM
Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on February 16, 2013, 09:52:03 PM
You're completely forgetting that perception can't change reality,

Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on February 16, 2013, 09:52:03 PM
The expirement is hard evidence that your mind manipulates reality.

FAIL.

Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on February 16, 2013, 09:52:03 PM
"The double slit experiment proves that the mind affects energy and matter. When the laser beam is observed, it changes from a particle to a wave, so the observer's mind is affecting energy and is connected invisibly to the particles."


When the beam is observed it actually changes from a wave to a particle.

FAIL.

Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on February 16, 2013, 09:52:03 PM
We can be certain that our minds cannot see reality as it is.

Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on February 16, 2013, 09:52:03 PM
Every section of the book is a puzzle and supports each other, in other words, the author doesn't really write by himself, he just writes what the evidence says (evidence that you can check out for yourself)

FAIL.
#1871
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 10:28:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAgcqgDc-YM

Awesome video about the explanation of the uncertainity principle and the nature of small particles. Again showing that you can't perceive something without changing it. Conciousness creates reality, because true reality is only a probability.

#1872
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 10:12:34 PM
OMG BURN!

Marcs arguement for everything:

It doesn't matter what anyone else says, or any scientific experiment proves, it's just your perception and isn't reality. Reality is REALITY and I FUCKING KNOW WHAT REALITY IS AND YOU DON'T BECAUSE I IS AMAZING AND YOU'RE A DUMB SHIT AND I READ A BOOK ON THE INTERNET!
#1873
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 10:07:14 PM
Anyone who met me at VA or anywhere else knows that in REALITY I'm really peaceful. This message board is an illusion. I'm laughing my ass off when I pay you out.
#1874
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 10:04:49 PM
You're offering absolutely no counter arguements. You're just saying I'm wrong, with no explanation. Basically, you're a fraud.

You're ignoring the arguement I said you would as well. Pretty fucking funny.

Also, I'm not the one here preaching about peace of mind, so commenting on my peace of mind is useless. Your perception of my peace of mine is just your perception. It doesn't CHANGE reality. Therefore I don't give a fuck how you percieve my peace of mind. The topic of discussion is that your stupid book is full of subjective bullshit. It provides no content. And also that you're a fuckhead.

The Theory of Relativity says you're a fuckhead as well.
#1875
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 09:03:42 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfPeprQ7oGc

A dumbed down explanation of the double slit experiment. The experiment proves scientifically that perception changes reality.
#1876
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 08:47:30 PM
Arguement: Communication is imperfect and it is impossible to be certain of the meaning someone is trying to convey. Any attempt to explain someone's intention is subjective and not scientifically provable.

Marcs response: *ignores arguement*

Arguement: There is no universal present moment, there are only frames of reference, as shown by Einstein's Theory of Relativity. There is no universal truth, everything is only relative to something else.

Marcs response: ROF LOLZ you are talking about teh light  :v

Arguement: Quantum physics shows that in reality particles at base level are governed by probability. It is not until perception by conciousness that they actuallize into a set position in space time. Perception CREATES reality, as PROVEN by SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENTS (i.e double slit experiment with electrons). Therefore there is no universal truth, only the truth we create by our own perception.

Marcs response: What is a quantum physics?

#1877
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 08:32:20 PM
Holy shit guys, I'm like.. a changed man. I totally understand EVERYTHING know. Check it out.

I am me, if I wasn't me, I wouldn't be able to realise I was me, because I would be someone else. If I was someone else, I wouldn't realise it, because it's impossible. But I realise I'm me, because I AM me, just like the universe. I have laws that make me.. me. I can't break those laws, because if I did, I wouldn't be me, and therefore I couldn't have this realisation. ME never changes, it will always be me, but if it could change, it couldn't, because that's impossible.

A wise man once said.

"is amazing".

You think you know what he meant, but you don't. What he ACTUALLY meant is that is IS amazing. It couldn't not not never couldn't be amazing. Because if it could ever not not never couldn't be amazing it wouldn't BE AMAZING. It IS amazing, therefore it isn't possible to ever be ISN'T amazing. Because it's infinite, and we can't understand it with our mind. But using true life understanding I can see that it IS amazing. ROF you had it wrong all along guys.
#1878
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 08:24:02 PM
Just finished reading the book. It turns out Marc had it all wrong lol, he doesn't even understand it properly. If he actually understood it properly he wouldn't be acting this way. It's not suprising though that he doens't understand it, he is still trying to understand it with his mind, instead of understanding it from a true life perspective.

You see, the universe is exactly how it is. If it was any different it wouldn't be the universe. The universe has set laws and it can't break it's own laws. Just like Marc is a primitive animal and can't evolve. Because he is unconcious. He can't become concious of his unconciousness and therefore is stuck in a never ending cycle of stupidy. If Marc could become concious, he couldn't, because he is unconcious, and he can't become concious of this because it's impossible.

A wise man once said....

"YES

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

AHA"

You think you know what he meant, but really you don't. What he was actually trying to say is that Goldeneye is Goldeneye. If Goldneye was not Goldeneye it wouldn't be Goldeneye. If you finish a level in 4 minutes and 8 seconds, you haven't beaten it any faster or any slower. Just like the universe. You see, the universe is infinite, therefore it cannot be finite. The present is the same everywhere, therefore it cannot be different. Don't you get it guys? Marc had it ALL WRONG.
#1879
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 08:49:36 AM
Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on February 16, 2013, 08:27:09 AM
If you remember moments from when you were a kid, you are lucky, because you'd remember how life was a piece of cake when your mind was less developped.

I got raped as a kid.

CHECK. FUCKING. MATE
#1880
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 08:02:57 AM
"the present moment is everywhere at all times"

The theory of relativity shows that 'now' only exists from one frame of reference. From any other frame of reference it is not 'now'. There is no universal 'now', there is only an infinite number of different 'nows'.

What is 'now' for me, is actually not the same 'now' for you, because of space time. That is why all we have is perception. When we look at a starr, what is happening for us 'now' actually happened millions of years ago to the star. The same 'now' for me, is acually the future for the star.

You fail.
#1881
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 07:54:05 AM
Henning, you are starting to see the truth. Keep your eyez on the prize kappa  :kappa:
#1882
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 07:08:24 AM
No hard feelings to Marc though, he is just naive, immature and inexperienced. I know like 7 years ago when I had my first awakening, I would hear one opinion, one perspective and think it was the TRUTH. But, the truth is, there are a million perspectives, and no real truth. Everything is relative. And what is true in one place and time is not true in another place and time.

What is NOW, is not NOW a million light years away. Only for you, as an individual. The truth exists differently for everyone. Also, we cannot understand the real truth. We do not live in the world of quantum physics (all probability, not actuality, however this is actual how shit works in 'reality). All that there is for humans, is perspective.
#1883
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 06:50:29 AM
Also the book borrows from most eastern philosophies. Marc will have no idea that a lot of things in this book aren't original, and are common among the teachings of Buddhism and the Tao. Of course, Marc would not know any of this because he has no idea about anything other than this one single book.

Teachings of the 'present' are probably most famously taught about by 'Eckhart Tolle', in the power of now. However they are borrowed from most forms of meditation and eastern religions. Again, Marc knows little of this because his exposure to actual knowledge is too limited.

The difference is, this book peaches TRUTH. However, mixed in with it's eastern philosphy he also adds in the fact that he thinks he knows exactly what everyone means when they say things. He gives a list of references of past figures, and says that he knows EXACTLY what they mean. He claims to know exactly why the bible was written, exactly what the beatles were talking about, exactly what great scientists meant. Basically, he is as smart as all of these people and obviously understands them better than everyone else.

This book has no new actual information, mostly borrowed ideas, thrown in with 50% subjective opinion stated as fact. Marc would realise this if he had any experience with anything.
#1884
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 06:37:00 AM
From the truth contest:

Page 1:

"We have come a very, very long way, but we have a little further to go. The next and last step in our evolution is learning and accepting the truth of life, and this includes acknowledging our true past."

Hypothesis, future dated. Not scientifically proven, presented as fact.

"The truth will free us from the animal world we all evolved from."

Hypothesis, future dated. Not scientifically proven, presented as fact.

Page 2:

"Immortality: "It is impossible to be conscious of being unconscious.""

Hypothesis. Not scientifically proven.

"You will die physically, but you will be born into a new physical body."

Hypothesis, future dated. Not scientifically proven, presented as fact.

"People are trying to understand the universe independent of consciousness, and it is the most important factor in the equation."

Not scientifically proven.

Page 3:

"People do not realize what Isaac Newton's third law of motion really means."

Not scientifically proven. 1. Generalising everyone's understand as one. 2. Assuming he knows what Newton meant. Hypothesis stated as fact.



Basically, this book if full of unproven, subjective nonsense. Basically everything this guy believes is stated as fact, he thinks he knows exactly what these great figures of history meant. It's a load of shit. And yet it PREACHES THE SCIENTIFIC METHOD. Biggest hypocrital shit stain of a book ever. The whole book is an ironic joke.

Make no mistake, this book does not preach the truth. It preaches this one man's opinion.
#1885
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 06:19:50 AM
Marc needs to watch every single documentary every made, read every book ever written, otherwise he is 'afraid of change and the new'. He has no choice but to watch Zeitgeist on request or he is a hypocrit. He has no choice but to read every single book we recommend he reads, else he fears change and the new. By his own words.

Marc does not care for the Truth, but only cares about thinking he knows more than other people and trying to appear superior by teaching them. I don't need  evidence to support my allegations, just like you have noevidence to support half of yours. I'm right, you can't change that, it's just the truth.
#1886
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 02:16:32 AM
"For example, Adam and Eve. People actually think the story literally took place, when it is just metaphorically speaking with an inspired and true meaning behind it. It is the collective unconscious working behind the scenes, the truth in a myth. Besides, the bible is a lot of misinterpretations, myths and truth blended in, the myths have been glorified for ages, while the truth in them hasn't even been seen yet."

Assumptions based on no scientifical evidence being presented as factual. The intention of the writer(s) may have been to be taken literally. Please do not continue to make claims that cannot be proven scientifically.
#1887
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 02:08:05 AM
"Anyway, many people will ignore the book because of fear of change or the new"

Hypothesis cannot be proven scientifically. Try again. The only thing that you can prove is that many people will ignore the book.

"Anyway, many people will ignore the book because it contains no valuable content." Fixed.
#1888
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 02:03:48 AM
To claim to think you know why the bible was written is rediculous. You can't claim to know what someone elses intentions are. These claims are not based on scientific evidence. Therefore you are a massive hypocrit. Please stop stating facts that you have not proven.
#1889
General Chat / Re: Who is history's hottest Emma? [Poll of the Week #6, with Pic Proof!]
February 16, 2013, 01:37:11 AM
I've masturbated to Emma Mae like 20 times, and the rest combined 0 times. So Emma Mae obv rof.
#1890
General Chat / Re: The Birthday Topic!
February 16, 2013, 01:35:50 AM
happy bj to glen stevens
#1891
General Chat / Re: The Elite Podcast - IDEA
February 16, 2013, 01:31:25 AM
I'll be a guest.
#1892
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 16, 2013, 12:59:20 AM
Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on February 15, 2013, 04:38:50 PM
We can all help each other and helping each other becoming more aware :)

Wrong. You are too arrogant and naive to listen to anyone else who has a different opinion to you. You preach that you care about the truth, but when people give you truth (that you're being an asshole) you tell people not to because you think it's not important. You're selective in your caring of the truth, and you keep making perposterous claims based on absolutely no evidence. In fact, most of the things you talk about are either 1. Self explanatory i.e The truth is the truth, or 2. Unprovable scientifically i.e "Truthcontest.com is the opposite of religion or any kind of outdated fixed belief and dogma.", beacuse you've read and experienced every single fucking one?
#1893
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Who is the most...
February 16, 2013, 12:51:26 AM
I'm the most likely, but I'll never do it cause I'm too in yo face.

*lights up cigarette*  :smokin:
#1894
General Chat / Re: Would you spend 10 years in a basement for $10 million? (fun "points game")
February 16, 2013, 12:44:05 AM
OK, I'LL DO IT!!!

$0, 40 points...

2 x 18 year old girls (to have sex with) = 36 points +
1 x jacuzzi (to have sex in) = 39 points +
1 x pool table (to have sex on) = 40 points

#1895
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 15, 2013, 12:48:33 AM
Wouter:

This topic is considered spam. It doesn't matter if I want to read it or not, it doesn't belong here. Good try though Wouter :)

I haven't been angry lately, it's just your perception. Good try though, keep studying my posts and you'll get it soon! :)

You can't change the truth. The truth is that Marc is condescending. Study his posts again and you might understand. Give it a shot! :p

This does't have anything to do with Marc's content Wouter, it has to do with his attitude. You were so close though :)

You made fair points Wouter but unfortunately you just don't understand it yet. Don't worry though, study our posts some more and I'm sure it'll come to you in time :):):):)
#1896
General Chat / Re: Would you spend 10 years in a basement for $10 million? (fun "points game")
February 15, 2013, 12:32:39 AM
Does the girl stay 18 and attractive the entire time?
#1897
FFA / Re: What is the ultimate truth?
February 14, 2013, 11:18:19 PM
You're so fucking condescending Marc, seriously get the fuck over yourself.

No matter how right you think you are don't go around talking to people like they are dumb as shit. You have no fucking clue how to behave in a social environment. Even if you are right, it will mean fuck all in the end. You don't know how to talk to people as they currently are, no one will listen to you, and you will die leaving no impact on earth.

I'm not argueing that you're wrong Marc. I'm argueing that you've now turned into an arrogant cunt. Fuck you.

Someone move this piece of shit to Free For All.
#1898
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Moderators in this forum [UPDATE new mods elected]
February 12, 2013, 01:04:31 AM
Suspend me yourself you loser.
#1899
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Moderators in this forum
February 12, 2013, 12:30:19 AM
Jon, I thought you were cool. But denying me the mod status even though it was clear the majority of people posting in the topic thought it was a good idea, AND making a dumbass comment like that for no fucking reason makes me realise you're a fucking loser.

Congrats on successfully being a cunt.
#1900
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
February 10, 2013, 10:58:47 AM
bunker 2 a 24

didn't even need to warp the glass because I'm that good
#1901
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
February 09, 2013, 01:15:46 AM
Silo A 1:04.

1:02 pace, lost 2 secs at the end. Will settle until much later date.
#1902
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Moderators in this forum
February 08, 2013, 10:28:10 AM
I would be interested. Anyone who has met me in real life knows I'm pretty solid, I wouldn't do anything stupid (despite the nature of some of my posts). I play GE a lot and check the boards several times daily. I will bring swift justice to trollers etc, but at the same time would not abuse my power.
#1903
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
February 03, 2013, 04:01:12 AM
archives sa 54

acheived 100% naked.
#1904
FFA / Re: VOTE FOR THE BEST ELITE TROLLER OF ALL TIME
February 02, 2013, 10:24:17 PM
what do you mean? 'dig' the posts? You don't 'believe' me?
#1905
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
February 02, 2013, 09:11:24 PM
is that against current proof policy though?
#1906
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here!
February 02, 2013, 08:02:35 PM
archives sa 54

opened the safe but did not pick up the recorder :(
#1907
Testing Area / Re: this will be the first tech problem topic to reach 502 posts
February 02, 2013, 07:55:13 PM
c
#1908
Testing Area / Re: this will be the first tech problem topic to reach 502 posts
February 02, 2013, 07:54:39 PM
b
#1909
Testing Area / Re: this will be the first tech problem topic to reach 502 posts
February 02, 2013, 07:53:54 PM
a
#1910
FFA / Re: VOTE FOR THE BEST ELITE TROLLER OF ALL TIME
February 02, 2013, 07:40:48 PM
I'm pretty sure I was the first (and best) elite troll. Remember when I was #1 and removed my times cause I'm a boss? I was doing awesome shit in 2002/2003. You're all fucking jealous.

Suck my cock.
#1911
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Who is the best...
January 31, 2013, 10:45:25 PM
I'm not an old-skool legend though. I'm still a legitimate legend.
#1912
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Who is the best...
January 31, 2013, 09:04:41 PM
I'm pretty sure the reason I never got to number 1 was because my mum banned me from using the 64. Also, I was really scared of levels where you can die. I still fear dieing :( makes it hard to play some harder levels. FUCK.
#1913
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Who is the best...
January 31, 2013, 07:51:18 PM
How come you can't seriously include me? I'm like one of the best multi's ever. Even though I wasn't able to prove it before, I did real well at VA with it being my first time ever playing guys from US. I think I single handledly raised the skill level of everyone there.
#1914
FFA / Re: Who is a bigger piece of shit?
January 31, 2013, 07:16:29 PM
THE RESULTS ARE IN!
#1915
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Who is the best...
January 31, 2013, 07:12:48 PM
Quote from: True Religion on January 31, 2013, 07:10:12 PM
They are the garbagemen and janitors of speedrunning. 

Lol wtf
#1916
FFA / Re: Who is a bigger piece of shit?
January 31, 2013, 07:06:47 PM
Jon and Scott are really nice when you meet them in real life lol.
#1917
FFA / Who is a bigger piece of shit?
January 31, 2013, 07:01:39 PM
Be honest.
#1918
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
January 31, 2013, 06:25:57 PM
Holy shit, I'm gonna get like 0:58 probably.
#1919
General Chat / Re: Welcome to my room
January 31, 2013, 03:01:37 AM
You obviously planted the book there to try and look smart, and now you're just trying to be ignorant so it's not obvious to everyone what you're trying to do. Well guess what, you didn't fool me smarty pants.
#1920
Testing Area / Re: this will be the first tech problem topic to reach 502 posts
January 31, 2013, 02:30:31 AM
suck my cock
#1921
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's and Discussion Here!
January 31, 2013, 01:59:06 AM
How the fuck is that 1:02?
#1922
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Who is the best...
January 31, 2013, 12:23:04 AM
I'm arguably the greatest player ever.
#1923
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
January 31, 2013, 12:21:57 AM
Quote from: Delirium Silence on January 30, 2013, 05:09:36 PM
2008 : clemens gets 45 agent.
2013:5 years later  marc gets 45 agent , followed by 45 on sa/ooa with minor strat improvement ... Clemens is insanely jealous.

fix'd
#1924
GoldenEye 007 / Re: About SuperPad
January 25, 2013, 09:46:51 AM
^ best post in elite history?

P.s super pad can suck my super dick.
#1925
GoldenEye 007 / Re: About SuperPad
January 25, 2013, 09:45:49 AM
It appears as though this is the period the super pad has been waiting for.
#1926
FFA / Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
January 24, 2013, 12:49:36 AM
Marc:

No idea what you mean.
#1927
GoldenEye 007 / Re: About SuperPad
January 24, 2013, 12:46:39 AM
What's the dot everyone is talking about?
#1928
FFA / Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
January 23, 2013, 06:40:49 PM
Goose:

I don't regret it because I wanted to marry her. I wanted to fuck her a few more times. She gave the best head I ever had.
#1929
FFA / Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
January 23, 2013, 06:37:45 PM
Jim:

Uncut.

Size does matter for multiple reasons. But the good news is that anyone can increase the size of their penis using various methods.
#1930
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
January 22, 2013, 09:00:59 PM
Do left straf in the final hallway going towards the 3rd baron. Keep left strafe when you turn the final corner to shoot 3rd baron. It's half a sec quicker.
#1931
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
January 20, 2013, 07:13:18 PM
David's cock is super classy.
#1932
FFA / Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
January 20, 2013, 01:55:46 AM
She was probably the hottest girl I've been with. Saw her again several times, but back then I was a bitch and I think my neediness/bitchiness drove her away. Holy shit I regret that :( She loved to swallow too.
#1933
FFA / Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
January 19, 2013, 09:08:47 PM
Goose:

Just under 2 years ago I was out at a popular night club. Dancing hard on the dance floor. A really hot girl (at least 9/10, 19 years old) came up to me and started dancing with me. We danced for about 5 minutes. She then pulled me off to the side of the dance floor and we started making out. About 1 minute later she pulled me downstairs into the women's toilets. Luckily there was a cubicle available.

She went down on me straight away and then we had sex a little bit. But it was hard to get fully erect because I was in the womens toilets and the moment was pretty crazy. I realised this wasn't the best place for sex so my very first words to her were "lets go back to my place", and he first word to me was "ok".

Wasn't the best sex or anything but defs the most memorable.
#1934
FFA / Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
January 19, 2013, 07:23:20 PM
Marc:

I want to be in you.
#1935
FFA / Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
January 19, 2013, 07:22:40 PM
Henning:

K.. doesn't have wet dreams. He has sex at least twice a week and the other days watches a lot of asian porn and masturbates. So there is never really any built up unresolved horniness that needs to be released at night.
#1936
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PRs Here (and discussion!)
January 19, 2013, 07:19:17 PM
The video is obviously faked. Ryan can you please investigate this, there was a spike in the sound before the end screen popped up.
#1937
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Goldeneye Facts Topic
January 19, 2013, 07:16:30 PM
Well the issue is definitely not his health, and I doubt it's because of a random damage calculator on the golden gun. All tests done showed the golden gun has a set damage, just like every other gun in the game. As mentioned, the same phenomenon happens on statue agent (body shot not killing trev). It has nothing to do with his health, or the power of the gun. It's something else.
#1938
FFA / Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
January 19, 2013, 09:25:11 AM
Carathon:

Im average in size (not below or above) so i dont feel guilty.

P.s i dont like you. Im not going to answer anymore of your questions because i think you are a loser who needs to grow up and get a sense of humour.
#1939
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
January 18, 2013, 09:59:45 PM
I'm sad for Dave :(

Rayan is just like, the best in the world I think. Though, I've never seen dave get new times since I was active again so I don't know how good he is. Never saw him stream either. but Rayan is like OMG when he streams. Makes me stream heaps of cum into my pants all the time. In fact watching Rayan stream makes me believe GE is fucking easy, so fucking easy I will make top 10 by the end of the year. Fuck all of you haters who don't believe, but I mean it's understandable cause I haven't been active in so long. but come on have a little faith, I used to be good, real good. I'll give it my best shot xxoo
#1940
FFA / Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
January 18, 2013, 07:55:56 PM
Luke:

None at the moment unfortunately. But I am training for it. I'm currently using the X4 labs extender and Bathmate to get big and strong.
#1941
FFA / Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
January 18, 2013, 07:54:52 PM
BRIO:

I'm not made of gold. I don't glow in the dark. sadface.
#1942
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ***GE WR of the year 2012!***
January 18, 2013, 07:25:56 PM
1:12 is easily the best WR ever achieved. I can't even get 1:13.
#1943
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Goldeneye Facts Topic
January 18, 2013, 07:13:01 PM
I sat there with a PP7 multiple times and shot him 350 times in the leg to calculate his health. If you're not killing him with a head shot it's either becaues 1. You're not hitting him in the head (video proof?), or that you are hitting him in the head but the game is registering it as a body shot. I.E You can hit Trev in the body on statue and the game will register the damage as a limb shot.

He has 299 bar of body armour and 51 bars of health. I've proved it using the scientific method. I'd believe that over "i've r aimered his face and hes lived on seperate occasions".  :nesquik:

The Golden Gun is 100 times more powerful than PP7 (It will take away 100 bars of health for a limb shot). If you shoot 3rd baron in body with Golden Gun, you will then need to shot him 150 more times in the leg with a PP7 to kill him. You can just put in the effort to find out if you're not sure.

BTW Henrik, I was just being silly :)
#1944
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Goldeneye Facts Topic
January 17, 2013, 07:11:52 PM
Baron's health copied from my FAQ... for SA/00A

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

LEVEL: EGYPTIAN

GUARD OR NPC:     HEALTH POINTS:         BODY ARMOUR POINTS:

Most Russian            4                        0
Soldiers

Russian Soldiers
that arrive after       5                        1
you kill Baron
Somedi twice

Baron Somedi(1)        21                       19

Baron Somedi(2)        51                       99

Baron Somedi(3)        51                      299

If using The Golden Gun

All Russian             1                        0
Soldiers

Baron Somedi(1)         1                        0

Baron Somedi(2)         2                        0

Baron Somedi(3)         1                        3

#1945
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The Goldeneye Facts Topic
January 17, 2013, 07:04:51 PM
I already covered Baron's health 13 years ago on my FAQ on gamefaqs. I also was the first person to discover how to get the 2nd Baron on the right side of the pillars by Bond's positioning like 10 years ago.

Yeah, I'm pretty awesome.
#1946
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PRs Here (and discussion!)
January 17, 2013, 06:47:06 PM
Child rape dungeons?
#1947
General Chat / Re: Welcome to my room
January 13, 2013, 09:03:20 AM
"That's the sex pad.*"

*Pad never actually used for sex.
#1948
GoldenEye 007 / Re: GE Cash Incentives 2.0
January 11, 2013, 10:45:24 PM
I'm totes gonna go for 1:01 surface agent.
#1949
General Chat / Re: Elite Streaming on Twitch (rolling out a new board top design!)
January 09, 2013, 12:03:09 AM
#1950
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PRs Here (and discussion!)
January 07, 2013, 11:52:47 PM
statue sa 2:20

run was decent, thought it would be 2:19. I'll leave it for now
#1951
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PRs Here (and discussion!)
January 07, 2013, 02:24:54 PM
facility sa 55.

not a very good run but just aiming for 90+ points atm for everything, then I will start hitting better times.
#1952
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
January 07, 2013, 01:33:57 PM
dam a 53 (duped for proof)
#1953
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PRs Here (and discussion!)
January 07, 2013, 12:36:50 PM
statue agent 220
#1954
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PRs Here (and discussion!)
January 07, 2013, 11:27:19 AM
cradle agent 35
#1955
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PRs Here (and discussion!)
January 05, 2013, 04:28:24 AM
facility agent 45
#1956
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PRs Here (and discussion!)
January 02, 2013, 03:06:50 AM
Surface 1 agent 1:03
#1957
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PRs Here (and discussion!)
January 02, 2013, 01:00:12 AM
surface 2 a 49
#1958
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PRs Here (and discussion!)
January 01, 2013, 09:09:41 AM
Frigate 24
facility a 46 x 3
facility sa 57

Uploaded frigate to youtube. Not making vids of facility. They are on my stream vids but gonna lower them soon anyways.
#1959
FFA / Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
December 31, 2012, 09:20:26 AM
Patrik:

You're misinformed. I'm cleaned daily and am not nasty.
#1960
FFA / Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
December 31, 2012, 09:19:06 AM
Get Untieds:

I've been inside 11 women.
#1961
FFA / Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
December 31, 2012, 09:17:41 AM
Jim:

I can't and won't help K.. get better Goldeneye times. I don't give a fuck about Goldeneye. I just like being inside women and urinating.
#1962
FFA / Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
December 31, 2012, 09:13:49 AM
Ryan:

Girls have never made my life hellish. I used to be a massive pussy and let girls crush me. I've been 'heartbroken' a couple of times my girls. But I've learnt a lot from it and now I'm not a pussy anymore. Now I"m in a relationship I really like and get sucked regularly.
#1963
GoldenEye 007 / Re: FYI
December 31, 2012, 01:56:05 AM
Bought 3 tube tv's yesterday. Turns out I WAS playing with rediculous lag before. Could hardly play on the tube TV at first. Still getting used to it but after a couple of weeks I will pretty much be as good as ace/clemens/marc etc.
#1964
FFA / Ask Karl's cock anything.
December 30, 2012, 10:56:42 AM
Do it.
#1965
GoldenEye 007 / Re: FYI
December 30, 2012, 01:02:12 AM
I hope everyone in the elite is weaing their pads, cause it's that time of the month boys.
#1966
GoldenEye 007 / FYI
December 29, 2012, 11:40:35 PM
Just so you guys know Mr. Stevens and I are going to rip a new hole in the GE top 10. Both getting crt's. Just realised I'm losing like rediculous time using the LCD I was playing on.

So yeah, just watch out.
#1967
Testing Area / Re: this will be the first tech problem topic to reach 502 posts
December 29, 2012, 09:57:00 PM
*inserts penis*
#1968
GoldenEye 007 / Re: AGDQ 2013
December 29, 2012, 09:32:27 PM
99% of people watching will not be able to spot the difference between a top 20 player and a top 5 player.
#1969
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PRs Here (and discussion!)
December 20, 2012, 06:46:12 AM
I don't give a fuck about what people are discussing about PR's. I won't check this thread if I had to sift through 10 posts to find each PR. Also I don't want to have to visit a different website to check PR's.

Basically what I'm trying to say is fuck you, fuck all of you.*

*Except for Tyler <3
#1970
Perfect Dark / Re: Post obscure happenings HERE!
December 19, 2012, 04:37:41 AM
-people listening to anything Goose says ;)
#1971
Perfect Dark / Re: ATTN: Takahiro Arai
December 19, 2012, 04:36:31 AM
Last time i ragequit people died.
#1972
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** Proof Policy & Elite Council ***
December 16, 2012, 01:56:29 AM
I gave dave $250. He should have bought a HD recorder. Bitch.
#1973
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** Proof Policy & Elite Council ***
December 16, 2012, 12:51:02 AM
I wouldn't mind if Goose left to form another rankings, nothing agaist him personally. It's just that I think he's wrong on so many levels it's funny.

Wanting a job more than someone else isn't a good reason for you to have the job. The amount of effort you put in isn't a good reason either. Goose is emotionally unstable to the max. He has terrible judgement and over reacts to everything.

Tyler is super cool, I totes know cause I met him and can vouch for his epicness. <3 you Tyler :p
#1974
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New WR Discussion Here!!
December 16, 2012, 12:23:58 AM
#1975
GoldenEye 007 / Re: *** Proof Policy & Elite Council ***
December 13, 2012, 08:33:33 PM
I'm not part of the council. I saw the board and posted on it. I was then blocked from the board without even a message.

I've been here for 13 years and I'm disapointed I would be treated this way. At this point I hardly give a fuck about the elite anymore because of all this bullshit.

Well done, you've pushed another long time member away.
#1976
General Chat / Re: Skyfall [***spoilers***]
December 11, 2012, 07:53:17 PM
Go home luke.
#1977
FFA / Re: Keep On Shooting
December 02, 2012, 06:50:14 PM
 :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik:
#1978
Archived Elite Council [Public] / Re: The Council - how it should work
December 02, 2012, 01:25:22 AM
I should be on the list. I troll a lot but I'm pretty cool.
#1979
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Petition & Public Poll to have Henning's times removed from rankings
December 01, 2012, 09:22:48 PM
Quote from: Goose on November 28, 2012, 08:49:24 PM
Alecboy + irrel non gamers need to stay out of this discussion.

Funny how you create public polls and then in the same topic attempt to exclude people from the discussion. You're being an idiot.
#1980
General Chat / Re: I just pwned a scammer
November 28, 2012, 11:59:09 PM
The only person Dave 'pwned' is himself. Don't talk on the phone to some random stranger and then claim you wasted THEIR time. It's not like you delivered justice or stopped their operation.

Next time they call, try and spend MORE useless time on the phone with them. Then you will REALLY get pwned.
#1981
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Petition and Public Poll regarding new structure of executive power in the-elite
November 28, 2012, 09:18:43 AM
Sorry to be so blunt, but those who dont think cheaters should be banned (at least for a period of time) should grow the fuck up. This mentality actually increases the likely-hood of having innacurate rankings in the future. It does this by encouraging people to fake videos and lie, as there is ABSOLUTELY NO RISK.

PLEASE GET IN THE REAL WORLD.
#1982
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Petition and Public Poll regarding new structure of executive power in the-elite
November 28, 2012, 05:07:49 AM
I actually dont like the attitude of any of the current mods. Why? Because they dont seem to care what anyone else thinks, they dont ask the rest of us what we would like to have done, and they only react after multiple topics and persistent requests. Its pathetic.

I want people in charge who act immediately and actually take the initiative of asking the majority of
members what we would like to have done. Then instead of stupid poll topics made by teenage girls on their periods full of flame wars, we could have legitimate topics asking pertenant questions and containing decent discussions.
#1983
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Petition and Public Poll regarding new structure of executive power in the-elite
November 28, 2012, 12:44:13 AM
Ryan is really grinding my gears.
#1984
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Petition & Public Poll to have Henning's times removed from rankings
November 28, 2012, 12:25:07 AM
I can understand why people want all of the legit records to remain on the records. I also understand that people want to live in a perfect world where nothing ever goes wrong, everyone loves each other and everyone is always honest.

At the end of the day this website is a 'world rankings', not a 'list of historical world records', actually there is a seperate page for that. People who cheat should receive a banning from the rankings completely for a time. They should not be ranked above other people who have worked hard and not cheated, at least until their punishment is served.

I'm glad Tyler stepped up and delivered some sweet, sweet justice ;) I want to lick it, and taste it in and around my craving mouth.

<3
#1985
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Petition & Public Poll to have Henning's times removed from rankings
November 27, 2012, 06:44:10 AM
Why does the first offense need a lighter punishment? The point of a punishment is to deter people from doing something. Creating a soft punishment for first offense is opening the door for people to try once with low risk.
#1986
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Petition & Public Poll to have Henning's times removed from rankings
November 26, 2012, 11:17:09 PM
There is absolutely nothing in place at the moment to deter cheaters. Every other sport out there implements bans etc on players who cheat. At present all that happens is that the times that are discovered to be fake are removed. That's hardly going to stop anyone in the future from doing the same thing...

If we set up a punishment system it will decrease the likely-hood of this happening again. You should seriously be considering the impact things like this have on the future.
#1987
Testing Area / Re: this will be the first tech problem topic to reach 502 posts
November 24, 2012, 08:36:07 PM
... or did it? ...
#1988
GoldenEye 007 / Re: ATTN: Henning's fake times
November 24, 2012, 08:33:33 PM
I think Henning should be banned from the ranks until this is all resolved. I know that you all want the rankings to be accurate, but at this stage we can't really be certain of what is real and what isn't. Remove all of his times until we feel 100% confident that they are all legit. And if that day never comes... so be it.
#1989
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New PRs Here!
November 22, 2012, 08:37:20 PM
PAL Attack ship was way easier than NTSC because of Elvis. I'm pretty sure my 2:10 was pal?
#1990
FFA / Re: Post new fake videos here
November 21, 2012, 07:20:49 AM
The video is funny.
#1991
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Frigate cinema problem.
November 21, 2012, 07:19:06 AM
Cara, if you actually didnt take my post seriously then i congratulate you on your succesful troll. Although i dont believe you.
#1992
GoldenEye 007 / I have to confess something as well...
November 21, 2012, 07:16:02 AM
Sorry guys...

I have to confess that i still think posting a new topic about an irrelevant or sarcastic confession will be humorous to everyone.

I hope you dont ban me from the ranks :(
#1993
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Frigate cinema problem.
November 20, 2012, 06:16:19 PM
Carathorn you are such a n00b. You do realise ive been a part of the elite since 1999 right? 'gooses' 2007 troll style, and his recent outpourings of stupidity are nothing more than a rehash of the classic 'K..' style of 2002. I dont claim to be mauture in every 2nd post just because some girl cheated on me. However anyone who has met know im just fucking around on the boards.

The fact that you took my post seriously is a fucking joke.
#1994
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
November 19, 2012, 11:10:43 PM
I want Jim and Marc to slide their moist cocks into my drooling mouth.
#1995
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Frigate cinema problem.
November 19, 2012, 10:54:06 PM
I like Henning.

The most important thing I learned from this topic is that Ryan White is still as much a little boy as he always was.

Also, I've lied about times in the past (although sadly, none of my false times remain on the rankings (sadface)). Everyone does it. It's like, celebrities doing drugs. Everyone knows they do it but no one cares because they are all so good looking and talented. Just like me, just like Henning <3

I did have a false glimmer of hope that this community would be awesome. But it's just a dream for me, and always will be.

#1996
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Dam Issue
October 18, 2012, 09:19:31 PM
If you're looking in the right direction, there should never be an issue with the gate. Therefore it must be the fact that you're looking up or down for too long.  Or you're looking in the wrong direction.
#1997
General Chat / Re: Let's talk about Eliters live streaming on twitch.tv!
October 17, 2012, 07:28:23 PM
Ryan, im pretty sure that the strat i used for 214 caverns ooa was really easy. Did you watch the vid?
#1998
General Chat / Re: ATTN: Moderators
October 17, 2012, 07:17:51 PM
Can i please have some privvies?
#1999
General Chat / Re: ATTN: Moderators
October 17, 2012, 04:33:39 AM
I'll become a mod with the sole job of deleting those topics.
#2000
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR Discussion Here!
October 16, 2012, 07:44:32 AM
FUCK YOU MARC. Thought you had a PR. You bitch. You little bitch.
#2001
General Chat / Re: Introduction: MirrorMage
October 13, 2012, 01:44:35 AM
I do agree that the 2nd paragraph in your first post was unnecessary Jim :)

This topic is all about the NEW GUY. Not about your lovely selves. So tell your ego's to STFU :) Carathorn why you being such a bitch to Jim?? A couple of you guys are srzly being retarded.
#2002
General Chat / Re: Introduction: MirrorMage
October 12, 2012, 10:13:52 AM
I don't know why people are trying to give this person life advice. He posts one introduction post and all of a sudden people are telling him how to live his life. Lolz!

Bro, welcome to the elite. Play as much as you want :)
#2003
Testing Area / Re: this will be the first tech problem topic to reach 502 posts
October 06, 2012, 01:09:44 AM
.... and it never did .... :(
#2004
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012: Results, Recap, Photos, and Video
September 27, 2012, 02:36:07 AM
Hey Adam, would you mind uploading the full table tennis match between me and Duff? <3
#2005
GoldenEye 007 / Re: trent's new trick
September 26, 2012, 10:46:30 AM
I had a chat with Axel and he seems genuinely apologetic about what happened.

My attitude has changed and I'd be cool with him remaining a mod.
#2006
General Chat / Re: Petition to improve current proof policy.
September 26, 2012, 06:04:07 AM
Carathorn do not tell others to drop it. If several people are bringing it up we should definitely discuss it. Don't be so quick to dismiss things. It's very hypocritical for you to create this petition and then shut other people down when they voice what they think should be changed.
#2007
GoldenEye 007 / I had a dream....
September 23, 2012, 10:34:25 PM
9 years ago I HATED the elite. Why? Because I was ashamed of myself. I was ashamed that I had wasted so much time playing a game that will ultimately give me nothing in return. I felt as though this wasted time was the cause of a lot of my problems in life.

Long story short, I was wrong. Playing Goldeneye and Perfect Dark and achieving the results that I did showed me that I had talent. It showed me that I had a gift. It showed me that if I put my mind and energy to something that I could achieve excellent results. Although I did not appreciate the lessons that it had taught me until very recently (this year).

For the last 6 years I have been intentially learning about myself. Learning how to do better socially, better with women, better with my emotions, better in business, and better in understanding my self. Through this process I have evolved a lot, for the better, and have been able to achieve things that I once thought would never happen to me.

Why is this important? Because I realised I had power. I had the power to change myself and to change my life. To create a life that brought an abundance of happiness and fulfillment. I'm not saying my life is perfect but it is always improving for the better. I am always learning and as time goes on I find myself also able to help others and allow them to start wanting to change themselves.

How does this relate to the Elite? Because we all have power. We all have the power to create the lives that we want. We all have the power to create the ELITE that we want. This is first and foremost a community of people. We have formed bonds that will last our entire lifetimes. I have not fully realised or appreciated just how close our bonds were until this year. I realise that I am a geek, I love Goldeneye, I love video games, and that is AWESOME.

Going to Virginia and gaining the respect and approval of a lot of the people there really meant a lot to me. It has changed my life in a big way. I really can't emphasise just how much of a positive impact it had. But only because I am now completely comfortable with who I am so that I can really comprehend just how much it means to have the type of support I had in VA. I know who I am and what I love and to be able to share that with people here is such a priviledge and I consider myself very lucky.

Having a group of friends who all love the same thing, who all support each other, who appreciate it together, who work together, who care for each other, is one of the most powerful and great things we can be a part of in life. The Elite is no longer just about gaming, it is growing into a group of people sharing a common love with each other. It has the potential of fueling inspiration in everyone involved. It has the potential to help everyone get to where they want to be in life, and feel like that are an important part of something meaningful.

But you all must realise that. You must realise that we have something here that is very special, and could be so much more rewarding for everyone. BUT YOU MUST NURTURE AND PROTECT IT. You must realise that we all have the power to create something that is so positive for everyone.

I had a dream that we could create a group where everyone supports each other. Everyone respects each other. EVeryone appreciates each other. It's not normally possible in life, but I really feel like it's possible here. I know this post may seem over dramatic, but I promise you if you really understood to the potential of this group you may not feel that way.

This incident regarding train has shown me that not only do we do not have a community that cares for each other, but we also have a community that is not willing to stand up and create the environment that it wants. This community places more importance on rules than it does each other. "We will not remove time x because of rule x in the proof policy". Fuck that. Honestly I think Goldeneye is pretty much just an excuse at this point for us to keep this group together. I personally don't care at all what the WR's are, I just care about sharing something I enjoy with people that I enjoy.

Why did I post this? I've come to the point in my life now where I'm starting to really understand what I want in my life. I don't care about world records or new strategies. I care about sharing my experiences with people I enjoy and having people I enjoy sharing their experiences with me. This community is not about Goldeneye, it's about each other. If you still continue to place more importance on the game, or the rules, or the times, then this community will never achieve the greatness that it can.

All this bullshit happening at the moment is not what I want for this group. I don't care to be apart of it. I feel like this same attitude has caused others to do the same over the years. I want you all to help in creating a community that does wonders for everyone. That everyone loves to be a part of. That helps each other. That appeciates each other's enjoyment for the game. I don't want you to accept bullshit. I don't want you to accept people who that don't care for others. Start taking control and creating something that we all want.
#2008
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
September 22, 2012, 11:43:50 PM
If a new strat has been discovered then I congratulate you on turning a potentially great moment in GE history into a pile of shit.
#2009
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
September 21, 2012, 10:55:22 PM
This isn't a dictatorship. If we want the times removed they should be removed until proven.
#2010
General Chat / Re: ATTN EVERYONE: Twitch.tv: Idea for live streaming!
September 21, 2012, 02:39:27 AM
I got a powered 4 way splitter for my streaming. Not only was the quality great but I felt like a Boss at the same time.
#2011
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
September 21, 2012, 01:07:34 AM
I think untied records should not be able to be automatically updated. They should go into a 'pending' status to be approved once a video is provided.

This is really retarded. The elite is a joke.
#2012
General Chat / Re: ATTN EVERYONE: Twitch.tv: Idea for live streaming!
September 21, 2012, 12:09:10 AM
Please aim for my mouth.
#2013
General Chat / Re: 2012 International Goldeneye/Mario Kart Meet Vid!!!!!
September 18, 2012, 04:20:07 AM
Dude that video is epic :) I really love it Adam. And the end bro, so awesome. So.. so awesome...
#2014
General Chat / Re: 2012 International Goldeneye/Mario Kart Meet Vid!!!!!
September 17, 2012, 10:22:02 PM
Really looking forward to it Adam :)
#2015
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Silo DLTK
September 14, 2012, 11:18:01 PM
You may or may not have matured Goose, but your posts are still the most immature on the boards currently. You whine, whinge and complain. From my perspective, based on the way you are talking, you have not matured at all. Just because you fucked a couple of girls and got owned doesn't make you more mature than anyone else.

'Real people' problems? Everyone here is a real person. You keep bring up this notion of maturity so I assume it means a lot to you at the moment. Here is some advice.. if you want people to think you are mature, you can't just tell them and they will believe you. If you want us to think you're mature, act like it. Currently you're not doing that, and thus no one thinks you are any more mature than you were 5 years old. The only difference now is that you're crying about your break ups.
#2016
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Silo DLTK
September 13, 2012, 09:09:40 AM
Goose sarcastically congratulating someone else for being mature?

AHAHAHAHAHAAAA HAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHHAAA HEHEHEHEHEEEEEHEHEEH HA HAAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAH AHAHAH AHHH!!! !H!!H@!@ !@!$H$@!@H!@321231#!@!!!!

Oh man, now I've seen EVERYTHING  ;D The world is a weird, weird, crazy weird place my friends.
#2017
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012: Results, Recap, Photos, and Video
September 04, 2012, 11:09:06 PM
Awesome David thanks. I was wondering if it would be possible to add the original semifinal games? The games that we played to see who the first top into the finals would be. It was me/lovins/jimbo in one match, and clemens/ye/boss in the other I think.
#2018
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask any GE related question you like here.
September 02, 2012, 10:23:32 PM
Did I just get meta-trolled?
#2019
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask any GE related question you like here.
September 01, 2012, 05:01:00 AM
CriticalDensity:

Some Americans may have sent video home movies to a European relative, only to discover that the images are scrambled and the sound quality is very poor. This is caused by a major difference in broadcast formats used by the United States and many other countries. The United States favors a format called NTSC, which is short for National Television Standards Committee, while Europe, Australia and parts of Asia use a competing format called PAL, or Phase Alternating Line.

Most of us would not be able to recognize the difference between NTSC and PAL, but then again most of us aren't television broadcast engineers. The differences really start with the electrical power system behind the transmissions. In the United States and other countries, electrical power is generated at 60 hertz, so for technical reasons the NTSC signal is also sent out at 60 'fields' per second. Since most televisions use an interlaced system, this means that 30 lines of the image are sent out, followed by the alternating 30 lines. This line alternation happens so fast that it becomes undetectable, much like a film running through a projector. The result for an NTSC television is 30 frames of a complete image appearing every second.

Since Europe uses a 50 hertz power supply, the equivalent PAL lines go out at 50 fields per second, or 25 alternating lines. PAL televisions only produce 25 complete frames per second, which can cause some problems with the proper display of motion. Think of it as the 'silent movie effect', in which the actors seem to move a little faster because there are fewer frames showing movement. If a PAL movie is converted to an NTSC tape, 5 extra frames must be added per second or the action might seem jerky. The opposite is true for an NTSC movie converted to PAL. Five frames must be removed per second or the action may seem unnaturally slow.

Another difference between NTSC and PAL formats is resolution quality. PAL may have fewer frames per second, but it also has more lines than NTSC. PAL television broadcasts contain 625 lines of resolution, compared to NTSC's 525. More lines usually means more visual information, which equals better picture quality and resolution. Whenever an NTSC videotape is converted to PAL, black bars are often used to compensate for the smaller screen aspect, much like letterboxing for widescreen movies.

When the NTSC format was first adopted in 1941, there was little discussion of color transmissions. When the technology for color television arrived, engineers had to create a broadcast method which would still allow owners of monochrome television sets to receive a picture. Color signals on the NTSC format are still not considered ideal by electronics experts. The PAL system, on the other hand, was created after the advent of color broadcasting, so color signals are much truer to the original image.

For most purposes, the difference between NTSC and PAL signals are negligible. A European television set won't work in the United States and an NTSC formatted DVD won't play on a PAL player. But many people own home movies which cannot be viewed on a competing format. For this reason, there are a number of companies which offer conversion kits from NTSC to PAL or PAL to NTSC. Some of these conversion methods can be time-consuming and variable in quality, but others provide an easy way to create a PAL video for a European relative or an NTSC DVD for a Canadian friend. Some electronic media outlets may also provide conversion services for a price.

I hope that answered your question! :)
#2020
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask any GE related question you like here.
August 30, 2012, 11:19:37 PM
He said 'top' player.

OWNED.
#2021
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012: Results, Recap, Photos, and Video
August 29, 2012, 04:10:59 AM
Every single person who has ever lived is emotional. Just because you feel emotions doesn't mean you have to act like a little bitch (not suggesting anyone does). I am INSANELY competitive and I don't rage at all. There is always a pause after feeling an emotion and before acting on it.

There is a reason tennis players get fined when they smash their rackets. There is a reason any pro sports player gets fined when they carry on like a dick. It's because no one likes to see it.
#2022
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012: Results, Recap, Photos, and Video
August 29, 2012, 12:05:10 AM
Dave when you were cursing it was not game rage in the way I see it. You weren't raging, and you did not appear to actually be upset. I think it's fine to swear and carry on as long as you're still having a good time. But as you mentioned excuses etc aren't a good thing. Especially considering the items in Mario Kart are random, and people are fully aware of this going into the tournament.

My firm belief is that everyone just focused on enjoying the tournaments, enjoying the experience and not pointlessly getting worked up over things out of their control the meet would be so much better. The negetivity of some people during the tournament really did affect me in a bad way while I was there. And as we've heard it affected others in a negetive way as well. So we should just focus on being positive, having fun, and making it a great experience for everyone.
#2023
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012: Results, Recap, Photos, and Video
August 28, 2012, 03:23:13 AM
I we could erradicate most of the rage and get everyone to just appreciate how great it is to get together to compete it would be awesome. BTW, despite my negetive comments in my first post I'm definitely interested in going again next year.
#2024
General Chat / Re: Fund for GE & MK prizes for VA 2013?
August 23, 2012, 09:16:56 PM
There are pro's and con's to either side. If people are aware of the prize it may inspire them to practice and do better in the tournament. It may produce a highe level of play overall.

However as you mentioned it's not as cool as suprise prize. I like your idea of having a committee. I also think Corey should settle down.

#2025
General Chat / Re: Fund for GE & MK prizes for VA 2013?
August 23, 2012, 07:47:46 PM
Are you sure you're cool with that? Because I don't know what I'd do if you weren't cool with that ;p
#2026
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012: Results, Recap, Photos, and Video
August 20, 2012, 08:27:22 PM
Some people grow up.
#2027
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
August 19, 2012, 07:16:34 PM
I love Marc so much.
#2028
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012: Results, Recap, Photos, and Video
August 19, 2012, 02:08:10 AM
I went back and watched Lockwood's rant on the twitch archive. Totally worth it.
#2029
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
August 15, 2012, 09:42:54 PM
All this talk about relationships is pretty epic. You're talking as if a relationship ending for you is this terrible, unfortunate event that no one else would understand. Guess what, it's a part of life and happens to almost everyone. I can appreciate how much it hurts to get owned by someone you love. However moving forward I suggest you realise that..

1. You're not special and you don't deserve any sympothy because this happened. It happens to almost everyone who invests into relationships.
2. It's a part of life. It's not a bad thing. In fact it's often the best thing because you only grow and learn through getting hurt.
3. The girls that you believe hurt you aren't bad people, they are just trying to do what they think will make them happy.
4. If you take responsibility and realise that the decisions you made led you to this point, you will be able to learn great lessons from this and create a much happier life for yourself.

In closing, huge congrats Marc. 1:12 is epic and I really didn't think it was going to be done any time soon.
#2030
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012: Results, Recap, Photos, and Video
August 07, 2012, 02:13:01 AM
I just came, Patrick.
#2031
General Chat / Re: 2012 Elite Summer Contest Discussion [contest POSTPONED!]
August 06, 2012, 02:03:44 AM
These contest pictures are really awesome.
#2032
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012: Results, Recap, Photos, and Video
August 05, 2012, 02:02:24 AM
Shawn: Fuck man didn't add you in my post. But you're so amazing you deserve a whole new one. You're awesome dude. So nice and cool. I'm not sure where you find it in yourself to be as epic as you are. No words to describe how much of an honour it is to have you at the meet. And the prize for the GE tournament was amazing. You fucking rock.
#2033
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012: Results, Recap, Photos, and Video
August 05, 2012, 01:53:24 AM
Back in Australia :)

I'll start my recap, may edit later.

Goldeneye: Was really great to play a lot of highly skilled players. I was really nervous in the first few rounds of the GE comp though I felt a little bit more comfortable as the meet went on. I would say that I may not have played 100% my natural game because the tournament just seemed to put a lot of pressure on me. Though I feel like most people would be pretty nervous as well. I"m glad that despite how I was feeling I still did not disapoint everyone and showed that I am legit. I'm happy with coming 2nd, David deserved to win.

Ping Pong: Had heaps of fun playing. Obviously ping pong is always fun to play. Doubles was pretty epic. I was honestly suprised at the level of skill some of the guys had.

Werewolf: Really fun game. Shame I did not get a chance to play as a villager. I didn't want to be a wolf once but had to play it 3 times lol. There was a couple of funny moments in the 3rd game when me and adam would look at each other with a big smile because we both knew I was a wolf hehe. Felt good to kill him ;)

$250 Challenge: I was pretty epicly nervous the whole match. I defs got owned though. I wouldn't rule myself out completely though. I'd say that if we were to play again I would still have a chance of winning. David definitely needs to show more grace when winning. Totally worth it from my point of view, first time I've ever got a challenge. I really feel glad that me and dave are in the same league, feels less lonely :)

Cornhole: Worst game ever. Jim and Liz cheated their way to victory for an entire day. I'm glad you 2 had fun.

*** Some of the guys ***

I'll just say first that I did not talk to many people. Only because it's just not in my nature to have conversations with people I do not know well. Did not mean any disrespect to anyone.

Jim: Epic dude. Such a nice guy. Love you man. Your awesome checkers move at the end of our game was hilarious. I felt really bad for you after your MK final. Don't put so many emotional eggs into such a shitty basket. That game is a lot of luck. GE on the other hand is all skill, and to come 3rd against such epic competition is a really great accomplishment.

Tyler: You came off as being a genuinely nice and friendly person. You also have a good brain, heaps of athletic coordination, and you're humble. You could do anything you want. Really great to meet you.

Dan: Huge thanks for picking us up. Really nice guy. Glad to see you had some PP skills :) Keep up the juggling practice and if I ever see you again I'd like to see you doing 5 balls.

Nathan: Another really nice guy. You got some PP talent man. Yeah shame we didn't get to play more 1v1 games. I was glad that I did not see you rage on either MK or PP.

Eddie: Had heaps of fun getting pwned by you and adam at smash bros. Playing 1v1 GE against you was really fun for me, and generally I really find 1v1 boring as fuck. Shame I didn't get to win a game though :)

Mark: Thanks so much for letting us stay at your house before the meet. You're another guy who I would consider genuinely nice. You should totally hit up that asian PP place for some coaching. I can tell you love to play and you should defs keep doing it regularly :)

Duff: WTF?

Clemens: Was really happy how the GE tournament went. It seemed like fate that we would not verse each other until the finals. Sucks that you had to cheat to win but I don't mind. You are legit at GE multi. A worthy adversary. Nice work freezing the match between you, me and alex. If alex had of won that game it would of made us look like fools. You are cooler than I thought you would be. You love the sight of your own reflection, and I dig that, because I too enjoy looking at myself in mirrors/windows etc. However you gotta learn to hide it from people bro ;)

Alex: Really chilled, cool guy. You're someone I felt really comfortable around immediately. You're definitely someone I could see myself doing some fun gaming with in real life.

Clark: Was really good to meet you. I hope you didn't take my challenge 30 boasting too seriously. I do it all for shits and giggles. I noticed you have this habit of saying incredibly intelligent and witty things under your breath. A lot of the time I would find what you said rediculously funny, and yet could not really enjoy it with you because you seemed so timid when you spoke. Nonetheless is was great playing PP and challenge 30 with you. You have an epic sense of humour that I really dig.

Boss: Pretty sure did not speak to you at all. You played really well in the GE tourn, you beat me twice in the 2nd round which is EPIC. Congrats on the Kart win. Defs need to change the controller grip though.

Infil: Didn't not speak to you much, though you seemed like someone who is 100% straight up, no fakeness. Really intelligent, relaxed, honest, respectful. Really great qualities I could see immediately. Really helps to have people like you at the meet to bring balance.

PYL: Another person whom I did not talk to. Though you seemed really respectable and I didn't see you rage at all at kart, which is awesome because I hate rage. Watching you play Werewolf was epic because I'm pretty sure you actually said nothing the entire time ;)

Koch: Super nice guy. Man you are really intense to talk to cause your eyes are just... intense. Loved seeing your enjoyment when playing/watching GE. You showed some really impressive multi skills for someone who I thought was a n00b. Are you still technically a n00b? I didn't like seeing you get upset after the mario party match. Gotta take that shit in your stride :)

DK: Didn't talk to you all that much, but you seemed pretty cool. Liked you straight away, just never spent time with you.

Scott: You seem like a really happy, cool dude. Didn't spend any time with you, but again, I liked you straight away.

Wheat: When you came up to me after the first Werewolf game and apologised for being so blunt I really appreciated it. I would like to see you take more care in thinking about how the things you say will effect others.. before saying them :)

Andrew Weatherton: Really cool, nice guy. Don't think I spent any real time with you but I liked the way you handled yourself. Can't believe you use such a poor ping pong bat. You need to use a more legit bat bro :)

NGamer: Didn't really talk to you much. But dude you wern't like what I expected. I like you man, for real. Really smart, and I dig the way you talk real slow.

Mgay: Really funny. Thanks heaps for playing pathetique for me, really appreciated it. I don't see you as the kind of person that would rage. So when you did rage at kart I felt like it wasn't genuine. You are too much of a cool cat for need to stoop to that level.

Lockwood: Funniest person at the meet by far. The passion this guy has in everything he says is rediculous. Such a joy to be around you. Shame I don't think we got any 5 ball partner juggling on tape, would have been cool. But we both know we could have done it easy with 5 mins practice.

Trent: Didn't talk to you much. Played some pretty sick challenge 30 with you. I felt like for whatever reason we got off on the wrong foot.

Wiff: Seemed really cool, fun guy. Didn't spend much time with you but appreciated the energy to gave off to the place.

Wonn: Did not say a single word to dave the entire meet. EPIC.

Adam: I really appreciate you taking the time to help out us aussies before the meet and take us around. Dude shout out to your housemates as well who are super cool.

*** PERSONAL LOWLIGHT ***

There were 2 moments in the GE tournament where people did not take the match seriously. It almost completely wrecked the meet for me. I honestly felt like not even playing in the competition anymore. It upset me very deeply. I was really passionate about the tournament, and to see people treat it like a joke hurt me a lot. It hurt me so much in fact that I could not currently see myself returning. It seems like as soon as some people realised they were going to lose they just turned into complete dicks. Maybe funny to some, but for me it was a terrible experience to come across the world to compete and have to put up with this.

Also I personally do not like all the raging that was going on. I find it to be really annoying and don't care to be around it. It achieves nothing.If people learned how to just appreciate competing the entire meet would be way better in my opinion.

*** Highlights ***

- Doubles ping pong kicked ass.
- Challenge 30 was epic.
- 2nd in GE and 1st in Pong was great.
- $250 match was great, and I really enjoyed that there were others who were excited about it.

I really hope that I brought some new life in the GE mutli scene. 3p/4p is a landscape that I hope to see many more people venture into.

Massive thanks to the Weathertons for hosting. The food was epic, the house is epic. They as people are epic. Really glad to have meet them all.
#2034
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [Payment due, Paypal inside!]
July 27, 2012, 09:27:54 AM
Hey guys if anyone could bring a blank white tshirt that would be awesome. I bought some tshirts to be signed but left the in a hotel room. Will pay you mega bucks. Prefered if it was a small completely white shirt. Love you.
#2035
General Chat / Re: NLG 2012 - live stream speedruns/multiplayer
July 13, 2012, 10:07:59 PM
I couldn't watch a whole lot of this event, but was awesome when I could watch the stream. Hopefully I can attend the next event if the same big names attend again.
#2036
General Chat / Re: 2012 Elite Summer Contest Discussion
July 13, 2012, 09:10:27 PM
Please ban nkgiuf from the boards. Thanks  :-* ;D 8)
#2037
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Ask any GE related question you like here.
July 10, 2012, 08:01:29 AM
You don't need to open it. Run up against the corner between the wall and door and switch weapons.
#2038
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
July 09, 2012, 09:05:02 PM
I can share my towel with you Adam. I might even leave a little bit of love on there for you as well :)
#2039
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic [GE, Kart, Pong brackets up!]
July 09, 2012, 06:19:54 PM
No matter which system we use, I'll probably still win.
#2040
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic [GE, Kart, Pong brackets up!]
July 08, 2012, 07:50:50 PM
No matter how you organise it, the strength of your group will always be a major factor.

If only 1 person from a group progresses it is because the overall strength of the group was low (3 out of 4 players not playing at a consistent level). It works out essentially the same either way. If you play consistently well there should be no issues for you.

Starting with 28 eliminates the need to playoffs (saves time) and allowed a few extra people the enjoyment of participating in the tournament. I don't believe that we should change this format simply because some mid level players may potentially find themselves in a tie-break scenario.

Though I definitely see where you are coming from.
#2041
General Chat / Re: The radically improved Religion Topic
July 07, 2012, 08:12:29 AM
I was never stating a point for or against religion. I was just saysing the arguements generally used are hypocritical.
#2042
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic [GE, Kart, Pong brackets up!]
July 07, 2012, 01:16:10 AM
My first ping pong match agains Wonn is going to be EPIC.
#2043
General Chat / Re: The radically improved Religion Topic
July 07, 2012, 12:40:35 AM
:P
#2044
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic [GE bracket up!]
July 07, 2012, 12:05:17 AM
I suggest a race around the world.
#2045
General Chat / Re: The radically improved Religion Topic
July 06, 2012, 11:24:18 PM
The words of someone who has just been rediculously pwned  :P
#2046
General Chat / Re: The radically improved Religion Topic
July 06, 2012, 10:40:00 PM
I'm taking your lack of rebuttle for agreeance :)
#2047
General Chat / Re: The radically improved Religion Topic
July 06, 2012, 10:09:32 PM
Also regarding Macro vs Micro evolution. It's not necessarily always advantages in survival rates that determines the passing of genes. As sexual selection usually always takes precedence. I.e The Peacock's tail does not increase survival chances, yet given it's attractive qualities (for whatever reason) the larger feathers will get passed on. Until the feathers get so large that the birds become extinct. This has been documented many times.
#2048
General Chat / Re: The radically improved Religion Topic
July 06, 2012, 10:01:14 PM
May I add something to this awesome thread...

I believe that anyone attempting to argue the existence of God does not understand the concept of FAITH. Because FAITH requires a belief in something that CANNOT BE PROVEN. You do not require FAITH if you believe that you can prove the existence of God. If you look at the universe and see evidence for the existence of God you do not have FAITH.

Also, if science points towards a designer (which it very well may) then the question is, why do christians believe it is THEIR desinger. Given that there are thousands of Gods. Even though I believe attempting to give evidence for God's existence contradicts the concept of faith, I think if someone wanted to take that path they would need to disprove the existence of the other Gods.

If it is an Athiest's duty to disprove God, then it is a Christians duty to disprove Allah, Zues, Ra, and the thousands of other Gods that have even been documented.
#2049
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
July 06, 2012, 09:50:43 PM
I have PAID.
#2050
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic [GE bracket up!]
July 06, 2012, 08:40:52 PM
Well it won't be an issue unless you get to the later rounds jim, in which case I'll be seeded higher and get to choose. I guess what I'm trying to say is nah nah na-nah nah bitch :)
#2051
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic [GE bracket up!]
July 06, 2012, 07:00:36 PM
I've always been screen 1 since I was born :)
#2052
General Chat / Re: The radically improved Religion Topic
July 06, 2012, 03:23:52 AM
Why do RELIGIOUS people always have to type CERTAIN words in CAPITALS?
#2053
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
July 04, 2012, 11:51:57 PM
I'm not going to fly to america with a guitar.
#2054
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic [How should 3P GE work?]
July 04, 2012, 09:25:15 PM
Can we please have a GE bracket established. It's less than 30 days to go now. I'm fucking keen to see who I will be going up against in the first round. holy shit I'm excited, just shat my pants a bit.
#2055
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
July 04, 2012, 09:24:14 PM
Does anyone have a guitar they can bring to the meet? Would be greatly appreciated.
#2056
General Chat / Re: 2012 Elite Summer Contest Discussion [thengamer SAFE FOR VOTING!]
July 03, 2012, 08:26:55 AM
Man, I really tried to make an effort in the competition, but my heart is pretty much broken beyond recovey. My PREDICIOTNS.... DELETED... by a HEARTLESS MONSTER...

So fucking sad right now. I've made it pretty clear over the past month that I really, really wanted my predictions fixed. I'm the saddest fucking troll ever :(

I officially resign from the 2012 summer contest. I forfeit my next match up and will be donating all of my prize winnings to charity.
#2057
General Chat / Re: The New Elite Rankings!
June 30, 2012, 10:23:08 PM
Well, the 2nd link with the wr's is screwed because of bryan bosshardt. Man you need to fix that up. Cause like, bryan sucks and 90% of his times that are there are shit and aren't even wr's. Plus bryan sucks a lot. the end.
#2058
General Chat / Re: The New Elite Rankings!
June 30, 2012, 10:09:27 PM
I know someone who's getting a bj tonight.... (from me)
#2059
General Chat / Re: ATTN EVERYONE: Twitch.tv: Idea for live streaming!
June 30, 2012, 09:23:52 PM
Mine was laggy as well. Here is how I fixed it, assuming you're using xsplit. Bandwidtch test: My bandwidth was 280kbps. Changed bitrate of video to 250kbps, strema now running smoothly. You probs need to do the same.

Another example, bandwidth = 500kbps, change bitrate to like 450kbps....
#2060
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic [How should 3P GE work?]
June 30, 2012, 12:12:14 AM
I just hope to be able to ... 'smash' ... stinson at table tennis. MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!11!!1111!!!331!!
#2061
General Chat / Re: ATTN EVERYONE: Twitch.tv: Idea for live streaming!
June 29, 2012, 09:30:55 AM
Thanks for this Jon!

Also, now I can stream officially. I will be streaming pretty much every day. So make sure you look at the screen and if it says 'Live' please tune in :)
#2062
General Chat / Re: 2012 Elite Summer Contest Discussion [thengamer SAFE FOR VOTING!]
June 27, 2012, 08:27:56 PM
penis
#2063
General Chat / Re: Wisconsin Meet 2012 - GET MAD, BEAT THOSE AUSSIES
June 27, 2012, 08:21:03 PM
This is more like it Jim. I love your enthusiasm.
#2064
General Chat / Re: The GoldenEye Multiplayer Database
June 26, 2012, 11:28:39 PM
Are we able to work out a seeding system? I think 3 should definitely be involved, on a seperate category, same with 4 player.
#2065
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
June 26, 2012, 11:26:24 PM
This is pretty awesome, looking forward to having my stats recorded :)
#2066
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
June 23, 2012, 03:58:36 AM
I'm happy to put cash up for a lift if no trains are running. Patrick, what time and stuff are you flights to US please.
#2067
General Chat / Re: ATTN EVERYONE: Twitch.tv: Idea for live streaming!
June 23, 2012, 03:42:22 AM
Oh yeah, embedding the vid at the top would be sweet :) we could move the summer contest pics to one side and have the embedded stream on the other side?
#2068
General Chat / Re: ATTN EVERYONE: Twitch.tv: Idea for live streaming!
June 22, 2012, 09:52:30 PM
I have the necessary equipment to stream. Is anyone interested in viewing a stream? Or can we put something at the top of the boards saying 'NOW STREAMING'?, or can I get the privelidges in order to update a status on the.elite or the boards saying I'm streaming?
#2069
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
June 22, 2012, 09:50:40 PM
Clemens is just JEALOUS of the BOSSINATOR.
#2070
Perfect Dark / Re: The Perfect Dark World Record Database
June 21, 2012, 11:07:02 AM
I got 1:15 pretty much a day or two before I got 1:44 on SA.

Duel 3 I got like...dunno, whenever I joined the ranks. Also I did hold the palegic 1:55 SA record at one point. But the date is probably lost in the abyss.
#2071
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
June 21, 2012, 06:07:56 AM
I'm happy for others to be there with us as long as they know how to PARTY.
#2072
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New PR's Here [PRs only!]
June 19, 2012, 10:29:48 AM
Statue SA: 2:21 (going for lower)
Facility Agent: 0:47 (going for lower)
#2073
Perfect Dark / Re: The Perfect Dark World Record Database
June 18, 2012, 01:45:36 AM
World record data base says I never got duel 3. How did you guys know?  ::)
#2074
General Chat / Re: 2012 Elite Summer Contest Discussion [thengamer SAFE FOR VOTING!]
June 17, 2012, 02:08:31 PM
You know what is really strange? Wonn is literally the only person who EDITS THE SUBJECT TITLE when he posts in topics.
#2075
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
June 17, 2012, 01:02:30 PM
wheat, any idea how you're getting to and from the meet from dc?
#2076
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
June 15, 2012, 10:04:15 PM
Yes I am going to be streaming. However I'm waiting on a final piece of equipment that will be arriving soon. BTW my 53 wasn't on tape cause it took 10 minutes and I was just fooling around with Glen Stevens (giggity), so will need to get again on tape.
#2077
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
June 15, 2012, 05:24:19 AM
Dam Agent 53
#2078
General Chat / Re: 2012 Elite Summer Contest Discussion [thengamer SAFE FOR VOTING!]
June 13, 2012, 07:48:09 AM
SZ, trolling with your vote is part of reality. For you to not factor in troll votes is naive and you don't deserve to guess correctly. Quit living in a fantasy world man.

P.S I respect your opinion <3
#2079
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
June 09, 2012, 11:26:54 AM
Got bunker 1 agent 17 again on tape so I could update my page :)
#2080
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New Vids Here!
June 09, 2012, 11:19:24 AM
#2081
General Chat / Re: 2012 Elite Summer Contest Discussion [Last chance for preds bracket!]
June 05, 2012, 12:34:09 AM
I completed a full bracket, however Ngamer or someone edited it and now half my bracket has no picks. What up with that, and now it's finalised? I got seriously owned.
#2082
General Chat / Re: Viewing Boards on Mobile/Touch Device
June 04, 2012, 08:30:53 PM
Holy sweet tits. Now we can all browse the boards AND stream porn without exiting safari!  ;D
#2083
General Chat / Re: 2012 Elite Summer Contest Discussion [Last chance for preds bracket!]
June 04, 2012, 08:21:28 PM
Shawn that's terribly harsh.. but alas, it is true. I never blew GE away like I did with PD. Though I really appreciate your compliment! :)
#2084
General Chat / Re: 2012 Elite Summer Contest Discussion [Last chance for preds bracket!]
June 04, 2012, 07:15:49 PM
Shawn I think you're a little bit confused. I wasn't in the match up yesterday :)
#2085
General Chat / Re: Viewing Boards on Mobile/Touch Device
June 03, 2012, 01:55:09 AM
For Iphone users...

Go into settings, safari, turn of javascript, should fix it.
#2086
General Chat / Re: Karl Jobst GE Show Match (Cash Prize!!)
June 02, 2012, 10:04:57 PM
Fine, Matis, I will include caves for a match :)
#2087
General Chat / Re: Viewing Boards on Mobile/Touch Device
June 02, 2012, 09:47:56 PM
I have an iphone and when I click on the topic it opens up the preview plus also opens the topic. Are you saying that you can't get into topics at all?
#2088
General Chat / Re: Karl Jobst GE Show Match (Cash Prize!!)
June 02, 2012, 09:17:29 PM
I update the first post with the levels that will be played and the order in which they will be played.
#2089
General Chat / Re: Viewing Boards on Mobile/Touch Device
June 02, 2012, 08:39:41 PM
Can't fix it cause it's a safari issue.
#2090
General Chat / Re: Viewing Boards on Mobile/Touch Device
June 02, 2012, 08:39:14 PM
Takes 2 seconds.
#2091
General Chat / Re: Viewing Boards on Mobile/Touch Device
June 02, 2012, 08:38:56 PM
Refresh page.
#2092
General Chat / Re: 2012 Elite Summer Contest [Bracket up, preds time!]
June 01, 2012, 04:39:45 AM
BTW, I PR'd this year with 17 bunker 1 agent. Even though I didn't tape it, Glen and YE saw it. And they were like 'WOAH DUDE YOU JUST GOT A WR!', and I was like 'Did I? I'm just playin for fun not even trying to go fast'.

BTW, am I generally considered as a PD player? Cause I spent more time playing GE and probably am a GE player at heart.
#2093
General Chat / Re: 2012 Elite Summer Contest [Bracket up, preds time!]
May 31, 2012, 11:07:07 PM
I vote we use the naked pushup pic for Jim.
#2094
General Chat / Re: 2012 Elite Summer Contest [Bracket up, preds time!]
May 31, 2012, 11:44:19 AM
Woah I made it. I just want to says thanks for those that voted for me. Generally I'm not interested in these contests but now that I'm going to Virginia this year I'm super, super, SUPER fucking exciting about everything going on right now. Holy sweet tits yay for the elite contest!
#2095
General Chat / Re: Karl Jobst GE Show Match (Cash Prize!!)
May 30, 2012, 11:14:47 PM
Well I can guarantee that those playing in the match will be VERY competitive. You can't become the worlds best unless you are. Even if they (or I) are losing they will still try and beat the next person. No one will want to come last. As I said this is more than just about the money. Everyone in the match will be wanting to show that they are the best player.

As I previously said, every sport and most popular video games (starcraft, anyone?) hold tournaments with crash prizes. The Starcraft pro's can win $100K per tournament. To belittle the logic behind this topic is completely moronic. Besides, as PYL said, if you don't like it then you don't have to be a part of it. To express negetivity towards it openly in this topic only shows how self centered you are.
#2096
General Chat / Re: Karl Jobst GE Show Match (Cash Prize!!)
May 30, 2012, 08:56:13 PM
WIWF, you should probably get your own life then and not base your happiness on what topics appear on the General Chat board.
#2097
General Chat / Re: Karl Jobst GE Show Match (Cash Prize!!)
May 29, 2012, 11:19:12 PM
Jimbo claims to the best at literally everything he does. Hell, I've never played Brawl in my life and I'd be confident to play him.
#2098
General Chat / Re: Karl Jobst GE Show Match (Cash Prize!!)
May 29, 2012, 06:59:32 PM
Infil, the scenario you listed would work if we didn't have a point system. It's the total points that matter after 10 games. So if someone is losing to me they would not want to end the game immediately because I will gain a point advantage over them.

So, Jimbo is OUT. David, Lovins and Matis are LOCKED IN. Patrik and Eise are also LOCKED IN pending that they actually come to the meet. The remaining 3 places are still subject to votes and their own interest. From what I've heard it's only really the 5 players I listed that I actually interested in taking part.
#2099
General Chat / Re: Karl Jobst GE Show Match (Cash Prize!!)
May 29, 2012, 09:30:32 AM
Actually, Infil, reading your post again it seems like you misunderstand the concept? The other players put up no money themselves. They are just playing for $250 that I will give one person if they come first. It's not a bet. I don't win any money. There are no odds. It's just a challenge with a prize.

I apologise if you did actually understand that :)
#2100
General Chat / Re: Karl Jobst GE Show Match (Cash Prize!!)
May 29, 2012, 09:17:03 AM
To clarify, there will be no splitting of the prize money. To even discuss collusion is, in my honest opninio, retarded. There will be only one winner, therefore team work will not be an issue. The players playing will also be highly competitive. I know that I would play and play to win because more than cash is at stake.

I have it on faith that each player will play honestly and to their best ability to win for themselves. I don't want this event to be spoiled anymore by talks of dishonest play. I believe that each of the 4 players will believe that they can win, why would they let themselves lose so someone else can get the money and the glory? It just would not happen in reality.

In response to Infil's last paragraph.. Why would I do this if I would not be happy with losing? This is not a gamble, it's a win/win for me. I'm not an idiot.

Furthermore, every sport has tournaments with cash prizes. It's not a big deal. Get over it and just enjoy it.
#2101
General Chat / Re: Karl Jobst GE Show Match (Cash Prize!!)
May 28, 2012, 11:18:03 PM
Larkin: I WANT to fall. That's why I'm paying the money for someone to beat me. I've never been beaten on these settings and I'm looking for someone to take me down. Yes I'm cocky, but is it cocky to say that gravity exists? Is it cocky to say that without air we will die? No. Because it's scientific fact. Just like it's a fact that i'm the best GE multiplayer in the world.
#2102
General Chat / Re: Karl Jobst GE Show Match (Cash Prize!!)
May 28, 2012, 10:23:41 PM
As FB said, I won't actually have to pay any money because I will win. That's the beauty of it.

I've never been beaten and I never will be beaten. It's just science. If someone here was better than me at 4 player they would be defying the laws of physics. Einstein hypothesized in his Theory of Relativity that the maximum level of skill that could be attained in GE is equal to K.. J... This show match is just to prove  that theory scientifically by demonstrating my ability to beat anyone over 10 games.
#2103
General Chat / Re: Karl Jobst GE Show Match (Cash Prize!!)
May 28, 2012, 08:45:13 PM
Fanny, thanks dude. I appreciate your last response.

Seems like we are starting to get an idea about who will be playing. If you have been nominated can you please post clarifying if you are either interested or not interested in playing. Just so people aren't voting for people who don't care.
#2104
General Chat / Re: Karl Jobst GE Show Match (Cash Prize!!)
May 28, 2012, 03:59:36 AM
FYI, the cash will be presented upon arrival and put in a safe place until the comp is decided.
#2105
General Chat / Re: Karl Jobst GE Show Match (Cash Prize!!)
May 28, 2012, 02:05:57 AM
Anyone may be nominated by anyone.
#2106
General Chat / Re: Karl Jobst GE Show Match (Cash Prize!!)
May 27, 2012, 10:49:33 PM
Nominations are open to everyone. You can even vote for yourself. :)

Fanny, I really don't understand your attitude. This is me paying $250 for a good 4 player match for anyone that is interested. How about instead of giving snide remarks you just GTFO. Thanks.
#2107
General Chat / Re: Karl Jobst GE Show Match (Cash Prize!!)
May 27, 2012, 09:32:05 PM
BTW, the entire show match should ideally be done in ONE sitting. So do you guys think that 2.5 hours could be set aside for it? 5 of the players will only need to devote up to 30 mins. The final 3 will need to devote up to the full 2.5hrs. Is that asking too much? I don't know, I've never been to a meet.
#2108
General Chat / Re: Karl Jobst GE Show Match (Cash Prize!!)
May 27, 2012, 09:30:30 PM
Seems like a couple of people are worried about choosing the top 3, so I've decided to create a set play in structure so there is no fighting between people.

PLAY IN STRUCTURE:

I need 8 players to be nominated by people as the best 4 player players. The 8 players will then be broken into 2 groups.

Group A - 2 games
Group B - 2 games

Same point structure as the show match, however ties will be seperated by kills. The winners of each group go through to the show match straight away. The losers are OUT. 2nd and 3rd then merge to create another group that will play 2 more games. Winner of the group goes through to the show match. The 2 levels will be BASEMENT and STACK.

Total games played for showmatch = 16. 16 games should take no more than 2.5 hrs to complete.

I would appreciate it if people nominated 8 players so I can tally and create the final 8.
#2109
General Chat / Re: Karl Jobst GE Show Match (Cash Prize!!)
May 27, 2012, 08:17:26 PM
Fanny I'm pretty disapointed in you man.

You come into a topic to bash a 4 player show match with a cash prize that will take all of 1-1.5hrs total to complete when you were never even nominated to be involved in it. What the fuck is wrong with you?
#2110
General Chat / Re: Karl Jobst GE Show Match (Cash Prize!!)
May 27, 2012, 07:49:23 PM
What's stopping K..'s three opponents from colluding, giving free kills and splitting the $250 pot? Me. If I see this happen I will remove the players and replace them with someone else.

My recommendation for choosing the players if there are more than 3 nominated: A few play in matches, pretty simple. But it's up to you guys like I said.

#2111
General Chat / Re: Karl Jobst GE Show Match (Cash Prize!!)
May 27, 2012, 07:02:21 AM
2 player is completely different to 4 player, so winning a 2 player tournament may not mean as much as you might think.

BTW, I will not be choosing the other 3 players. It is up to everyone else to decide who they think the 3 best players are :)

Remember, more than just cash is at stake here. This a chance for you all to take the cockiest person in elite history down a notch!
#2112
General Chat / Re: Karl Jobst GE Show Match (Cash Prize!!)
May 27, 2012, 02:47:01 AM
If it can't be done on PAL that's fine, but we will have time to figure out the best way.
#2113
General Chat / Karl Jobst GE Show Match (Cash Prize!!)
May 27, 2012, 02:24:46 AM
Hey guys. One of the things I'm most looking forward to at the Virginia Meet is potentially finding another player who can challenge me at GE 4 player. I have played all of the best players that Australia can offer but have yet to find someone who can play at my level.

I'm hoping to find another GE player out there that will provide a difficult match up for me. I have talked to a few of the guys going to the meet and for some reason they don't seem to be as competitive or enthusiastic about a 4 player match up as I seem to be. So I want to up the stakes and make things more interesting for them. I want to attempt to build some more competitive spirit.

Here is what I'm offering:

- 10 consecutive 4 player GE matches with 3 of the best GE players the US (or the world) has to offer
- Pistols, LTK, 20 score limit
- 1st - 3 points, 2nd - 2 points, 3rd - 1 point, 4th - 0 points
- The levels will be played in this order... Basement, Stack, Facility, Complex, Caves, Stack, Facility, Complex, Basement, Stack.

The person with the most points at the end of the 10 games wins US$250.

Now if I win the losers will not have to pay any money, the sheer joy of the competition will be enough for me. The 3 players can be nominated by everyone else and you can decide who will play in the show match. If anyone is interested in playing please post and comment below.
#2114
General Chat / Re: The 2012 Elite Summer Contest [Send your Top Ten Eliters!]
May 25, 2012, 01:41:04 AM
Everyone who didn't vote for me is officially shunned.
#2115
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
May 24, 2012, 09:32:17 PM
Cover for the cost of gas? I only pay for rides with blowjobs.
#2116
General Chat / Re: The 2012 Elite Summer Contest [Send your Top Ten Eliters!]
May 24, 2012, 07:16:20 PM
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#2117
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
May 19, 2012, 10:34:51 PM
Cover for the cost of gas? I only pay for rides with blowjobs.
#2118
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
May 19, 2012, 08:26:48 PM
Glen, Ryan and I do not yet have a way to get to and from the meet from DC.
#2119
Perfect Dark / Re: Post your best Legit Fails here.
May 18, 2012, 11:52:31 PM
Buy a fucking HD recorder. It's not rocket science. DVD recorders are a thing of the past.
#2120
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
May 18, 2012, 07:09:07 AM
I think we'd be happy to catch a train to a local area to get picked up.

BTW, I thought the meeting was only 5 days long. Then I realised it's 6 days long. Then my dick fucking exploded. Holy shit this is epic.
#2121
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The worst GE innovations
May 17, 2012, 04:18:08 AM
Using rubber bands etc should be banned. It should just be the hands and the controllers.

P.s I can't believe some people here were giving Sterling a hard time. He's a fucking legend. A Hero of the people. The first true champion of GE. You should be lining up to suck his cock.
#2122
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
May 16, 2012, 10:56:23 PM
Adam, if no one makes a vid of the meet I will kill myself. It's the only reason I'm going.
#2123
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
May 16, 2012, 10:24:42 PM
Glen, Ryan and I will be staying in Washington somewhere on the 2nd. Our flight is on the 3rd. So I'm keen for someone to help us with a lift, or even just hang in washington for the night.
#2124
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New PRs Here!
May 09, 2012, 11:00:59 PM
Hmm seems like I don't know what I'm talking about then.

Carry on....  ::)
#2125
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New PRs Here!
May 09, 2012, 09:03:32 PM
OHMSS I don't think you can get 1:38 pal, 1:40 is good. Due to the level's simplicity you can't shave that much time off. 1:41 is easy, 1:40 is hard, 1:39 would be pretty epic of you. 1:38 I don't think it possible. I used to wait the cinema a couple of seconds though.
#2126
Perfect Dark / Re: Post New PRs Here!
May 08, 2012, 02:07:42 AM
Catching the earlier lift cycle on maian agent on NTSC is very difficult. This is why hardly anyone has done it. Around 1:40 on pal is cake.
#2127
Perfect Dark / Re: The new monthly update topic!
May 08, 2012, 12:52:57 AM
The biggest discovery in PD since 1998 since just after the game first came out and you want to wait before posting about it? Why? Because you're gay? OMG get with the program srzly. Retard. :)
#2128
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Makiing a topic for posting links to good Goldeneye JP auctions
May 06, 2012, 11:00:28 PM
Cool, yeah I might be interested in buying it :)
#2129
GoldenEye 007 / Re: April 2012 Proof Call
May 06, 2012, 08:35:08 PM
It's hard to provide proof if you never achieved the times.
#2130
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Makiing a topic for posting links to good Goldeneye JP auctions
May 06, 2012, 08:34:19 PM
Can't underestand a thing on that page wouter :)

Please keep these notifications coming though because I want a jap cart.
#2131
FFA / Re: Official Greg Larkin topic
May 06, 2012, 08:08:33 PM
Quote from: ZAZKEN on May 06, 2012, 02:58:22 AM
Quote from: Larkin on April 06, 2012, 02:52:37 PM
Just keep sucking the admin's dick some more, fanny. You're doing a great job so far.
And you say this topic is immature?

Larkin's post doesn't make this topic and less immature.

Move it to free for all.
#2132
FFA / Re: Official Greg Larkin topic
May 06, 2012, 12:57:00 AM
I do not approve of this topic.
#2133
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
May 05, 2012, 02:06:16 AM
Yeah we have to pay the Weathertons too, $100? How should I best pay that, in cash? I could pay by cash/sexual favours when I arrive.

#2134
General Chat / Re: ATTN EVERYONE: Twitch.tv: Idea for live streaming!
May 03, 2012, 04:14:30 AM
I should be able to stream soon with my new hdd recorder coming in, will be able to have a line out going to my laptop. So by then I should be pretty good too :)

ETA about like 1-2 weeks and I'll be up and running.

I'm making a comeback and will be playing at least an hour most days. Some sessions will be a few hours.
#2135
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New World Record Discussion Here!
April 28, 2012, 06:20:15 AM
Bunker 1 agent 17...

Not taped, got in front of Glen Stevens and Ryan Dwyer. Will get again at VA on tape.
#2136
GoldenEye 007 / Re: Post New WR's here
April 28, 2012, 06:18:40 AM
Bunker 1 agent 17
#2137
General Chat / Re: Goldeneye Multi World Champion?
April 25, 2012, 04:38:26 AM
I want to spend a lot of time chillin and chattin and hangin with some of the guys I've known for a long time. I don't really want to spend that much time playing GE multi. So after I win the main tournament I probably won't be interested in playing in any more tournaments.

I also plan on winning the table tennis tournament, the poker tournament, and the sexiness tournament. My agenda is already pretty full :)

#2138
General Chat / Re: Virginia GE players: Vote on this year's tournament format! (+discuss your pick)
April 22, 2012, 10:08:32 PM
20 bucks? You cheap bastard.
#2139
General Chat / Re: Virginia GE players: Vote on this year's tournament format! (+discuss your pick)
April 22, 2012, 07:40:19 PM
Oh yeah, forgot you voted :) Carry on....
#2140
General Chat / Re: Virginia GE players: Vote on this year's tournament format! (+discuss your pick)
April 22, 2012, 07:30:25 PM
Quote from: Fanny on April 22, 2012, 07:06:46 PM
I still lean towards playing BOTH these scenarios (options B and C) with our free time and NOT making them into a tournament.

P.s Me so silly  :-*
#2141
General Chat / Re: Virginia GE players: Vote on this year's tournament format! (+discuss your pick)
April 22, 2012, 07:13:03 PM
The only level spawn kills could really ever be an issue would be stack. As long as someone doesn't aim at a spawn point ready to kill the player as soon as they start there shoudn't be an issue. Even allowing a player 2 seconds after they press start is enough time usually on 3 player because the other player acts as a distraction. If someone does actually spawn kill during the competition I will resign and ignore that player for the rest of the meet. Only massive losers would ever do it in a competition setting.

I agree with Jimbo on the set up of the tournament. 3 player brackets, 3 games, first to 20, most kills after 3 games advance. In my experience 3 games should always give the better player enough time to get more kills than the other 2. This will also get rid of any luck factors that may or may not arise.

Afan, you don't want a competition? Dude, this whole community is based on competition man. You would seriously be the only one lol.
#2142
General Chat / Re: Virginia GE players: Vote on this year's tournament format! (+discuss your pick)
April 22, 2012, 08:33:33 AM
"best strat is to go in after 2 have started a gunfight when they're focusing on each other,"

Lol Illu :) You sound like a n00b here. Because the dynamic is not that simple at all. When 2 people start focusing on each other? If two people are focusing on each other in a 3 player match they aren't very good players. Still love you though.

Infil, in regards to integrity... 3 player is massively skill based, in fact more than 2 player. It requires an extra skill that 2 player doesn't require that much of. You need to be able to keep track of 2 other players which is a lot harder. 3 player matches are indeed determined by a player's skill, not by luck. Hence why I have won 99% of all 3 player games in the last 10 years. There would be no integrity issue. C isn't different from A, just more intense and requires better awareness. If there were a 3 player tournament you would certainly see the best players make it to the finals, and I can guarantee that a worthy champion would be crowned.
#2143
General Chat / Re: Virginia GE players: Vote on this year's tournament format! (+discuss your pick)
April 22, 2012, 02:33:33 AM
Jon and Infil make some good points for 1v1 matches. However with 3 players their points are IRRELEVANT.

The effort on split screens will not go to waste. It will be used a lot, and it will be a lot of fun no doubt :) However why does that have to mean it must be an official tournament.

To think that split screen play utilises the 10 years of experience we all have with LTK pistols is hilarious :)

Please don't be fooled by statements such as ' Plus it'll make for some very enjoyable viewing', as no one here has even watched a split screen match take place.
#2144
General Chat / Re: Virginia GE players: Vote on this year's tournament format! (+discuss your pick)
April 22, 2012, 02:15:31 AM
If you are standing with your cursor on a spawn point waiting for the 3rd player to spawn... I WILL KILL YOU. Lol. You just can't do that in reality because you get owned by the other person. As I said, I've played a lot of 3 player and stuff like that has never been an issue.
#2145
General Chat / Re: Virginia GE players: Vote on this year's tournament format! (+discuss your pick)
April 22, 2012, 02:09:09 AM
I have played A LOT of 3 player GE over the years, and even with a crappy player there has never been an issue of them being 'prey'. Because the 2 other players will have to get through each other to get to the other player.
#2146
General Chat / Re: Virginia GE players: Vote on this year's tournament format! (+discuss your pick)
April 22, 2012, 01:59:17 AM
PYL, you are obviously entitled to your vote. However in response to your first point, if you are not a good player then yes, you will get owned. This is a competition to find the best player.

There would be however be measures in place to ensure that you can't get knocked out due to bad luck. This may involve everyone playing more than one match, seedings etc, I'm sure something can be arranged to make it work well.
#2147
General Chat / Re: Virginia Goldeneye players: Vote on this year's tournament format!
April 22, 2012, 01:22:59 AM
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#2148
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 22, 2012, 12:43:42 AM
I agree that there should be a vote, to decide for an official tournament. As dave said...

1. regular 2 player
2. screen split/radar
3. 3/4 player awesomeness
#2149
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 21, 2012, 11:56:34 PM
Oh yeah :) A standard screen watching 4 player tournament would be way more epic. Way more exciting. You can increase the point limit to a bit higher too, or make a timed game. That will be way more awesome :)

You can have pools like in world cups. Top 2 players in each pool advance to semi's, then final 4 player match could be a 3 game match or something awesome.
#2150
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 21, 2012, 11:36:49 PM
Why is no voting necessary, this isn't a dictatorship bro.

I think my idea of having vids online showing the gameplay IS PRETTY VALID. And yet you completely ruled it out without any input from anyone else. Nice work Jon :)
#2151
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 21, 2012, 11:34:30 PM
I originally thought 2 GE tournaments is a good idea. But I'm thinking it probably isn't. It wrecks the specialness of it. I mean instead of one sacred tournament. You have 2 hardly important tournaments.
#2152
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 21, 2012, 11:21:55 PM
One of my previous questions was never answer by anyone.

Is the competition for the PLAYERS or for the AUDIENCE. Because it seems like the people who want the change only care about how exciting the games are to watch. That means all this talk about skill etc is fucking retarded :)
#2153
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 21, 2012, 11:19:04 PM
IT IS SETTLED.

There will be SPLIT SCREEN/RADAR ON matches played between now and VA. They will be uploaded online so all can view. Then we will view the style of play, how exciting it is to watch etc. Then we will vote based on the gameplay shown in the vids.
#2154
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 21, 2012, 11:05:47 PM
Infil, it seems like we won't agree here. That's cool.

Have you played the settings before?
#2155
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 21, 2012, 10:34:45 PM
Quote from: Infil on April 21, 2012, 10:21:03 PM
At the very least, you should be able to agree with this statement: in normal GE, camping often carries no risk. In split-screen GE, camping always carries a risk.

I agree with this statement, however it is missing some critical information. The person who is not camping carries MORE relative risk by moving out.

The Flash, I have played matches by putting cardboard down the centre of the screen so you can't see the other player. In my experience there is way less skill involved and it gets old quickly.
#2156
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 21, 2012, 10:29:53 PM
Infil I can see your reasoning, however when applied to the actual game it is flawed. For 2 major reasons....

1. It is harder to aim if you are moving.
2. You do not know where to aim when you move out from a corner. The opponent could be standing at any position, and you will no idea where to aim initially. However for the person camping, you can only appear from one position.

Make sense?
#2157
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 21, 2012, 10:06:29 PM
There is far less advantage in peering out from a corner if you have no idea what the opponent is doing. I know that when I am versing a player that I am better than, I can just run out and be more aggressive because I will still have a good chance of kill them. In a split screen environment even verse a shit player I will not move out because if they are camping or even aiming at the corner, the advantage they have far outweights my skill level in all circumstances.

Infil I love how irrational your post is :) If you don't know what your opponent is doing you can never state that doing one action is going to be a good idea or a bad idea in more or less circumstances. Dude you're smarter than that :) I never stated that moving out will be good or bad in any percentage of circumstances. I'm stating that I don't want to die straight away if someone is camping and aiming at the corner I'm hidng behind. Because I will die, and will not be based on skill level whatsoever. And I don't wish to compete in an environment like that.

It doesn't seem like you've played out the game in your head. Moving does not create an advantage if you can't see the opponent. I struggle to understand why you would think that.
#2158
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 21, 2012, 09:51:55 PM
When thinking about it, I actually think split screen leads to LESS exciting games. Because things will be way more slower paced. People will camp more. It will be fun for the players, but people watching may not get anything out of seeing 2 players slowly crawl around the levels.
#2159
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 21, 2012, 09:48:11 PM
Infil, can you please explain to me what skill is involed? You don't even know what your opponent is doing... You will have a vague idea of where they are but I fail to see how skill will play into.

This is how I see the games playing out....

Spawn, get gun, run towards dot on map. When dot is close, hide behind corner. There is no incentive to move out because the other player could just be targetting the corner, ready just to pop you when you move out.. Why would you go out there? You have no idea what your opponent is doing therefore it's pointless to do anything because you could just get owned instantly.
#2160
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 21, 2012, 08:27:08 PM
The fact that rules are being changed literally has nothing to do with GE, and everything to do with the people. You see, not everyone likes the same shit, therefore you will always have people trying to change things to better suit their own needs.

Pd is shit because I would destroy everyone.
#2161
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 21, 2012, 06:59:09 PM
PD is shit.
#2162
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 21, 2012, 01:54:00 AM
Get off your high horse bro. No one owes you or anyone shit, and the Weathertons' are doing everyone a FAVOUR by hosting this. This is not a business and there should not be any expectations, only requests. Wtf dude.
#2163
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 21, 2012, 01:16:26 AM
My epic sexiness however... definitely should give me special privileges. Especially when it comes to choosing who I get to share my bed with :D
#2164
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 21, 2012, 01:15:14 AM
Ryan just because we are paying more to go to this event doesn't give us special privileges. No one owes us anything just because we live far away, it's not their fault.
#2165
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 20, 2012, 11:16:22 PM
Fuck the GE tournament, lets replace it with a chess tournament :)
#2166
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 20, 2012, 11:13:45 PM
Thiradell, do you play chess? Because if you do, I will play you with the intent of smashing you.
#2167
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 20, 2012, 11:03:53 PM
If you do change the rules, don't call it a 'GE' tournament. You must refer to it as a 'GE (Split screen/rader on)' tournament. :)
#2168
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 20, 2012, 10:54:12 PM
Every sport/game is comparable to chess at the highest levels. Because it is no longer a test of skill, but rather a test of decision making. At the top levels skill generally isn't a major factor because all players have similar levels of skill.
#2169
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 20, 2012, 10:24:10 PM
I compare adding split screen settings/no camping rules/radar rules to trying to cross chess with football. A lot of people don't like chess because they find it boring, generally because they are not very good at it. Just like chess GE multi is a strategic game when taken to high levels and involves a lot of thought and well thought out decisions. To the lay person though it just looks like a lot of gay camping and chicken tactics.

You can change the rules to make it more interesting to the every day person, but just understand that it's not longer a game of skill and the good players will no longer be that interested at all.

At the end of the day the question should be asked.. who is the GE tournament designed for? And for what purpose does it serve? If you believe the comp is merely for entertainment purposes and not actually a tournament to crown the best GE multiplayer then you should spice up the rules. If you think the competition is actually a legitimate competition for the players to compare their skills against others then don't change the rules.


#2170
General Chat / Re: Vote on Va. 2012 Kart rule changes here
April 20, 2012, 03:15:10 AM
I - A
II- A

I fear change.

(obviously disregard my vote)
#2171
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 20, 2012, 12:34:40 AM
Sorry if I was too demanding before.. this should not be all about me but about everyone :)
#2172
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 20, 2012, 12:18:33 AM
Honestly I don't really mind what you guys decide to do. But at the end of the day if the GE tournament is a split screen thing then I'm not that interested in playing in it. Just like I'm not interested in playing in the Mario Kart tournament cause I don't play Mario Kart. I don't play split screen and never have so I wouldn't care to play it in a competition. Though I would definitely play for fun because it definitely would be.

Howevever I don't want this to change your minds because you should do what is most fun for everyone :)
#2173
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 20, 2012, 12:08:49 AM
Quote from: Ngamer on April 20, 2012, 12:04:24 AM
K.. J..-style aggressive rushdown gameplay will get you knocked out at around 6th place in a VA screen-watching tournament.

In a split screen tourney, however, that playstyle could easily result in a  first place finish.  That's just one of many reasons why it's worth finding out.


Why didn't you even touch on my proposed idea of 2 tournaments. I don't care about winning or losing in either tournament, but I want to go head to head vs the best in the world using the same settings we have all played since the beginning of time.

I've been playign 13 years.. I round up to 15 years for shits and giggles.
#2174
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 20, 2012, 12:02:00 AM
If you're intention is to have more exciting/strategic gameplay, create a new tournament with that as the main focus. Pretty simple solution. However still keep the original tournament in place. The serious multi players have been practicing for 15 years... pretty rediculous to just change the rules and discredit all the skill that the the top players have.

Dave, I will lose/win before I hit my head with a hammer. Trust me it's not my style to sit and wait. If that means I lose it's cool, I'll just go do something else.
#2175
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 19, 2012, 11:52:35 PM
Quote from: NathanStinson on April 19, 2012, 11:46:27 PM
Quote from: K..J.. on April 19, 2012, 11:42:48 PM

I haven't actually checked myself, but I have a suspicion that those requesting a change in the tournament set up are those who don't place in the high ranks. Yeah, it's boring to watch the later games because of the hiding etc. It's boring to watch because you're not playing cause you're shit and didn't make it that far in the comp ;)


Considering that one of the biggest proponents is Jimbo... you are surprisingly pretty right on with that assessment! :-D

Yeah my point exactly. Has Jimbo even finished in the top 4 before? Probably not, cause he's shit.
#2176
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 19, 2012, 11:42:48 PM
Quote from: Thiradell on April 19, 2012, 10:38:18 PM
New people coming isn't really a good argument, it's still the same gameplay. The tournament has been this way for five years and I think it's due for a change.

If you want a change in gameplay, create a new tournament. Don't fuck with tradition. I personally don't care to play any GE multi competitively unless it's the standard pistols LTK on one screen.

I haven't actually checked myself, but I have a suspicion that those requesting a change in the tournament set up are those who don't place in the high ranks. Yeah, it's boring to watch the later games because of the hiding etc. It's boring to watch because you're not playing cause you're shit and didn't make it that far in the comp ;)

Personally though my multi style does not involve camping behind corners and stuff so we will see how my aggressive strategy goes against the campers.
#2177
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 Event Discussion Topic
April 18, 2012, 09:52:42 AM
No one taking the GE multi seriously this year Dave? What the fuck?

You have the BEST GE MULTIPLAYER IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD (Me) coming to the Virginia meet for the first time ever and you douche bags decide to change the rules?

Suck my balls.
#2178
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The new monthly update topic! GE Style! [Hall of Fame talk]
April 14, 2012, 01:12:45 PM
Nah man, VENTRILO. It's where you can get together in a room and talk to each other over the comps, like a giant phone conversation between everyone. They use it for online games and shit, but we can use it to talk about stuff.
#2179
GoldenEye 007 / Re: The new monthly update topic! GE Style! [Hall of Fame talk]
April 13, 2012, 11:07:02 PM
Can I be involved?

You guys should hold a meetings in Vent or something, cause it's way easier to talk about stuff in real time. Would you guys consider that?
#2180
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
April 13, 2012, 10:39:25 PM
Given that this is a THIRTY PERSON event and the dates have already been confirmed, for one person to start complaining about the date selection process at this point in time is pretty fucking retarded :)
#2181
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
April 06, 2012, 10:08:28 PM
Hey Ryan there is a mix up here because I organised for us to arrived at IAD on 27th july at 1500, me and glen have been booked to arrive at this time. Seems like your booking is different, I will follow this up.
#2182
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
April 06, 2012, 07:50:06 AM
I busted out the 64 yesterday, been playing some multiplayer with my housemate GREG WHATMORE. Yeah that's fucking right. Getting my skills back so I can murder each and every one of you.
#2183
General Chat / Re: The New Elite Rankings!
April 04, 2012, 11:56:31 AM
You've always wanted to be like me in everything Jim.
#2184
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
April 01, 2012, 06:09:24 AM
How come you're being mean Flash?
#2185
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
April 01, 2012, 12:01:21 AM
My flights to the meet....

Arrive as Washington Dulles Intl Friday 27th July 1500, will most likely hang in washington overnight and drive to meet next day....

Leave via Washington Dulles Intl on August 03 1555, if I get kicked from meet on 2nd of august will head to washington for another overnighter before flight....

Apparently Clemens will be joining us in washington the 27th? would be rad! :)

-K..
#2186
General Chat / Re: Virginia 2012 + ???
March 29, 2012, 07:01:54 AM
Hey I'm not really interested in gaming or anything like that at any stage before the meet. So if we get together it's pretty much just to organise shit.
#2187
General Chat / Virginia 2012 + ???
March 21, 2012, 05:14:19 AM
Hey guys,

As some as you may be aware I'm coming to Virginia for the meet. :) I am also interested in doing something beforehand (or afterwards) to make my trip a little bit longer. So maybe if anyone is interested we can organise a group or at least 1 other person who would like to help me out while I'm in America. Thinking about doing something on the west coast (los angelas + Vegas) before the meeting then flying to east coast for the meet.

Anyone interested in planning something with me? I promise I will get you laid if you do.

-K..

#2188
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
March 20, 2012, 09:33:13 PM
Or we could take that money and order a few strippers.
#2189
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
February 06, 2012, 10:13:12 PM
I'll go down as 100% interest, and as your mom goes down there will be an 85% chance I'll be cumming.
#2190
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012 [July 28th to August 2nd]
February 03, 2012, 04:10:09 AM
If some guys are gonna get together before the meet I will join.
#2191
General Chat / Re: Post to claim old accounts here!
January 24, 2012, 02:38:53 AM
can you merge sim_threat and dimsim3 with this account? please? you sexy bitch

Edit: Done
#2192
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012! (JULY 26-31 CONFIRMED)
January 15, 2012, 03:51:49 AM
I'm not sure why I thought it was two weeks.  Yes if other plans were made and I extended my trip to 2 weeks I would be interested in going. So something should be worked out. I won't be able to book anything for a few months though. If some other high profile eliters wanted to do something I'd be all ears :)
#2193
General Chat / Re: Virginia Meet 2012! (JULY 26-31 CONFIRMED)
January 14, 2012, 01:23:01 AM
I thought the meets lasted for around 2 weeks? That's a shame, as I'm not interested in going just for a 5 day meet.
#2194
GoldenEye 007 / Re: I'm a Game Reseller, Just got a 007 Cart with a 00:54 00 Agent Facility Time!!!!
January 14, 2012, 01:17:08 AM
This topic is hilarious.
#2195
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!!
November 19, 2010, 09:52:00 PM
Quote from: CarathornMichael Jackson became famous for doing the moonwalk which he didnt even invent himself! whereas some of his dance moves that might require ten times more skills never really got any attention at all.
AAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA AHAHA HAHHAHA AHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA! I got such a laugh out of this line that I shit my fucking pants.

Michael Jackson's moonwalking didn't get fame just because the moonwalk itself was great. It was because he was an amazing singer/songwriter (best selling album of all time, Thriller) AND he could fucking moonwalk. A lot of people nowadays can moonwalk like Michael Jackson, and we think it's pretty cool yeah but they don't get famous. A lot of people these days get famous for their music, but you never really see great musicians also be great dancers (there are a couple now BECAUSE of michael jackson).

Basically all I'm trying to say is fuck you Carathorn. Fuck you to hell and die. If you ever disrespect Michael Jackson again I will deliver to you a crisp moonwalk to the face

#2196
GoldenEye 007 / Post New World Record Discussion Here!
August 02, 2010, 06:57:00 AM
How good a player you are is judged by how many times they have retired.
#2197
Perfect Dark / Falling out of the Skedar AND New Defense timesaver???
July 01, 2010, 05:11:00 AM
Matt, why the fuck are you playing pd?
#2198
GoldenEye 007 / Official Retirement
April 20, 2010, 07:26:00 PM
I wore your mum out last night.
#2199
GoldenEye 007 / Post New World Record Discussion Here!
April 20, 2010, 07:45:00 AM
It's gonna be pretty hard to play aztec sa when both of you spend the entire meeting having sex with each other!
#2200
GoldenEye 007 / Official Retirement
April 15, 2010, 04:27:00 AM
The only person to have ever posted a retirement message on this board and have actually gone through with it is me.
#2201
General Chat / My near death experience
April 01, 2010, 10:30:00 PM
That arguement was initially directed at Clemens. Ryan it took you several posts to actually respond to the point that I was making and unfortunately I'm not a mind reader so you actually have to COMMUNICATE ideas in order for people to get them. I don't know your life story and seeing as you ignored what I was saying it gave the impression you had no experience.

You keep attempting to speak for the rest of the world and acting as if you have that right. Newsflash Ryan, you can only speak for yourself. It is one thing to say 'I have never gotten anything positive out of drugs' and a completely different thing to say 'people don't get anything out of drugs'. You have to learn the difference and unfortunately I don't believe that is going to happen any time soon.
#2202
General Chat / My near death experience
April 01, 2010, 09:59:00 PM
Drugs for me has been a very positive and mind opening experience and I know a lot of friends who would only say drugs have been a positive experience for them as well.

Despite the fact that I've made this point quite clear several times you still don't seem to get it. You can't comment about what effect drugs does or doesn't have because you've NEVER DONE IT. When you comment on things like this you appear to be an idiot. Yet you're too retarded to realise this. The fact that you haven't even mentioned this point at all or attempted to counter it in any way is ridiculous as it's my main point. Is this because you a)don't think it's important because you're retarded or b)because you're ignoring it intentionally?
#2203
General Chat / My near death experience
April 01, 2010, 09:40:00 PM
Alex: I never said people should take drugs. Why did you imply I said that? I'm only saying that taking drugs is not necessarily a bad thing, and that people should not think they know what it's like to be in that situation unless they have actually been in that situation.
#2204
General Chat / My near death experience
April 01, 2010, 09:24:00 AM
Quote from: david n clemensBut on topic I would also like to agree with Henning's statement about "friends" you meet through drugs/alcohol. Usually these people will tend to use you for money, drugs, or assistance, and if neither of those things apply they won't give a shit about you. They are only your friend because the curcumstances cause them to feel they need your help in one way or another, and hanging around these people usually just results in stupid behavior somehow. I would say they best friends are people you just randomly meet one way or another.
Yeah David... BECAUSE YOU'VE GOTTEN INTO THE DRUG SCENE, CREATED FRIENDS THROUGH IT, AND READ THEIR MIND FOR HOW THEY THINK ABOUT YOU. Once again an easily moulded mind regurgitating bullshit they've heard from the media, films and a society of people who talk as if they have an idea about something they've never experienced for themselves. This pathetic attempt of sounding like you know something when you've clearly stated several times you have NEVER, EVER done anything that would give you any kind of real world experience is clear evidence of your lack of awareness. And your obvious bias is getting in the way of any point that you are trying to make.

I really don't mind if people don't like drugs and whatnot, it's not for everyone and most people honestly don't take them responsibly. It is very unsettling however to think that people of your intelligence still have not wrapped their mind around the fact that you cannot really know a situation until you've been in it. Talking as if you know the ups and downs and shits and fucks of something you obviously have no actual experience with will only shine a spotlight on your stupidity.
#2205
General Chat / My near death experience
March 31, 2010, 10:08:00 PM
Really sorry to hear Ryan. I hope you're ok.
#2206
General Chat / My near death experience
March 31, 2010, 08:14:00 PM
Alex: Yes obviously almost all pills are not pure. But pill related deaths are less than car accident related deaths. Please check the statistics.

It's all well and good to say that you COULD ingest something lethal because the pill you got was fucked up, but in reality hardly anyone at all dies.
#2207
General Chat / My near death experience
March 31, 2010, 11:20:00 AM
Many people die each year from extreme sports and activities like skydiving, base jumping, bungee jumping and other crazy stuff which is similar but not nearly as condemned. Doing ANYTHING in life has a risk to it in fact and sometimes people will hurt themselves and die.

Trying drugs is not necessarily a bad thing. Obviously anything in the hands of an idiot can be used incorrectly however, and obviously, as with anything in life, it has risks associated with it (though statistically the chances of hurting yourself taking pills is extremely minimal and is comparable to driving a car).
#2208
General Chat / My near death experience
March 31, 2010, 10:49:00 AM
It's silly to talk negatively about something that you have no experience with. Why? Because you're basing your opinion on an experience someone ELSE has had, not yourself. You have no idea what it is like to take a drug. You are making assumptions based on a perception you have about it.

If your comments about drugs extend beyond "I personally would not take drugs", or.. "From what I've heard and/or seen drugs can have a negative effect on people," you are an idiot.

The word 'stupid' is subjective. You can't be subjective about an experience you have never had... unless you are a moron, in which case sure! You can do whatever you want because you're special!
#2209
General Chat / My near death experience
March 30, 2010, 07:57:00 PM
Quote from: Red Bull
Quote from: DimSim3On a side note it's hilarious to see people who have never done it comment on how stupid it is. Almost every ancient culture uses/used drugs for several different reasons. It was most commonly used in the initiations of boys into men as a way of expanding their minds.
On the other hand, I don't need to jump off a bridge to tell everyone that it is, in fact, a stupid thing to do.
Jumping off a bridge is only stupid if your goal ISN'T to kill yourself.

#2210
General Chat / My near death experience
March 30, 2010, 08:34:00 AM
Cool story. You're quite unlucky to have that happen, luckily everything turned out relatively fine at the end.

In saying that.. I really don't believe taking drugs in itself is a terribly stupid idea. I think the fact that a lot of people that take them do it too much and also don't have much going for themselves in life gives drugs a bad name.

I have tried weed, speed and coke on a few occasions but nothing serious. The one drug I've had a fair few times is pills and I can't really say I've ever had a bad situation because of them. I believe my experiences with pills have opened my mind a lot and exposed me to things I would not have experienced otherwise.. and these experiences have given me more wisdom for now and the future.

On a side note it's hilarious to see people who have never done it comment on how stupid it is. Almost every ancient culture uses/used drugs for several different reasons. It was most commonly used in the initiations of boys into men as a way of expanding their minds.
#2211
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!!
January 17, 2010, 06:52:00 AM
who's the chick in ryan's avatar?
#2212
GoldenEye 007 / Post New World Record Discussion Here!
August 26, 2009, 05:54:00 AM
steven said he had already found a better strat when he got 1:31 and was whoarding 1:27 until it got beaten. He should be releasing it soon.
#2213
FFA / I exploded on my girl today
April 28, 2009, 08:55:00 PM

You're not feeling great about the situation which is a sign that you're not acting like you wish you were. I assume that you have pretty much been acting the same way for the last 3 years and this situation continues because you haven't changed. You need to start doing everything the opposite of what you have been doing.

It sounds like you've been quite deceptive and hypocritical. If you don't feel like talking to her.. answering her calls is lying. If you don't feeling like doing something but you do it anyway, or if you feel like saying something but don't, that's being deceptive. One of the biggest reasons some relationships aren't pleasent is because people hold on to them when they aren't working out. The fact of the matter is that you're feeling terrible about what's going on, and you've done nothing about it. It situation will not evolve on it's on, you have to do something about it.

A concept I've realised lately is that most people don't even like the partner they are with. In fact the only thing they like is an IDEA of a person they have inside of them. It seems obvious to me that this girls makes you feel like SHIT. So why do you like her? The fact very well could be that you don't like her at all. You probably have a concept in your head of a girl you like. One that does not lie and treats you well and is not a total douche. You're projecting that into this particular girl. So when you look at her you may not be seeing who she ACTUALLY is, and all you're seeing is what you WISH her to be.

Stop lieing to yourself Sterling and look at the reality of the situation.

#2214
FFA / Photograph from Scott "Isthatagoodthing The Flash" Abbey after Prom
April 25, 2009, 10:00:00 PM
I laughed at adam's picture. I can't remember if I laughed at ryan's picture, but both were good.

Adam is cooler than Ryan is every conceivable way though...
#2215
GoldenEye 007 / Post here if you are active
April 23, 2009, 07:37:00 PM
I'm active.
#2216
FFA / Perennial Tribute to Fallen Goldeneye Speedrunners
April 17, 2009, 09:46:00 AM
How come I'm not on there?

I invented fallen goldeneye speedrunners.
#2217
Perfect Dark / Proof Taka
April 17, 2009, 01:13:00 AM
Oh my fucking god, you guys STILL ask whether we can 'assume' someone got the time just because they've proven other good times.

Carathorn for the win. We've been discussing this bullshit for the past 6 years. EVERY wr needs proof.

FUCK.
#2218
FFA / When will Ryan White lose his virginity?
April 12, 2009, 09:23:00 PM

Alexboy: Fuck you, you fucking dick. "this is what the elite is coming to"... you fucking bitch. You consider 2 people that haven't reached puberty yet discussing how social retarded they are to be the elite? You fucking cunt, I hate you so much man. The amount of hate I have for you man, it's like such a big explosion! Like POW! Right in the kisser.

 

Ryan White: Fuck you, you fucking slut. You're like 24 and haven't even made out with a chick. There is nothing you can say or do to deny that you're a little bitch. The evidence speaks for itself. Not that this is bad thing or whatever, but because you're such a little cock as well it makes it worse. I'd love to put you on your knees and blow a load right in your face.

 

Flash: Fuck you, you fucking cunt. You're fighting with RYAN WHITE about who is more socially retarded. Holy shit, talk about dumbass. I mean, wtf? SRSLY! I have a better idea, why don't you go find a homeless person and fight over who has better living conditions. Or better yet, find a paraplegic and challegic them to a 100 sprint. You bitch!

 

TheBang: I love you.

#2219
GoldenEye 007 / Multiplayer Inversion Question
April 10, 2009, 09:52:00 PM
Finally someone asks a decent question on this stupid board.
#2220
FFA / Don't ask a bird how to swim
April 10, 2009, 07:20:00 AM
On that same note, I could quite confidently say that I have the most KNOWLEDGE on the subject of women and social dynamics. I've been studying it for the past 3 years.

As far as real world experience? Maybe not the most out of anyone here. I've only had 6 sexual partners and have made out or beyond with about 30 girls. I haven't been actively going out and meeting girls like I think I should, but I plan to do that a lot this year.
#2221
FFA / Don't ask a bird how to swim
April 10, 2009, 07:14:00 AM
Why the fuck would you ask someone who has no success in a particular field for advice in that same field?

ZOMG!!
#2222
FFA / Goose is a fucking faggot
April 10, 2009, 07:12:00 AM
A much simpler solution for Ryan would be to get a hooker.
#2223
FFA / 35 year old
April 07, 2009, 05:59:00 AM
Hey matt, you remember greg whatmore? You may have met him, he's my best mate. He's tapping a 38 year old at the moment. She lives next door. She's been married and divorced too.

He has a thing for older women. Personally I'm not attracted to older women at all. In fact I find it gross.
#2224
FFA / 10 reasons why Ryan is Nolan
April 03, 2009, 03:01:00 AM
That's fine, I don't believe you though.
#2225
FFA / 10 reasons why Ryan is Nolan
April 02, 2009, 11:09:00 PM
I would be very happy for you if you did. All you need to do is get over your fear of hot women.
#2226
FFA / 10 reasons why Ryan is Nolan
April 02, 2009, 10:39:00 PM
owned
#2227
FFA / 10 reasons why Ryan is Nolan
April 02, 2009, 10:37:00 PM
It's ok Ryan, the hot women are only in your dreams. They'll never come near you in real life, you don't have to worry.
#2228
FFA / 10 reasons why Ryan is Nolan
April 02, 2009, 09:38:00 PM
1. His mum has hairy balls

2. His mum should shave her balls

3. I suggested to her that she should shave her balls but she didn't listen

4. This made me get mad and attempt to shave them while she was sleeping

5. She woke up during and I couldn't finish so now she has one ball that is hairy and the other that is awesome

6. She was mad that I attempted to shave her balls but I told her everything was going to be ok and she should relax

7. I put the shaven testicle into my mouth and it felt fantastic. This was much better than a hairy ball

8. She started to rub my clit and my vagina started to get moist

9. Ryan came into the room because he was having nightmares about hot women (he is afraid of them)

10. He said he wanted to sleep in his mum's bed because he was scared. We agreed and decided not to have sex because Ryan was there, though I did sneak off to the toilet at one stage during the night to have a bat

CASE CLOSED.
#2229
FFA / Top 10 Reasons I am not Nolan Baucom
April 02, 2009, 09:32:00 PM
I ruined your mums groin last night.
#2230
GoldenEye 007 / Post New World Record Discussion Here!
April 01, 2009, 09:49:00 PM
If David keeps this up he'll soon break my record for most records post retirement.

David you dick. You dick a lot david. Dick david does a dick a day to dick away the dick doctor's plea to dick David in the anus.
#2231
Perfect Dark / PAL
March 26, 2009, 08:44:00 PM

Your mum was easy last night.

#2232
ER League / hi
March 10, 2009, 10:37:00 PM
hi
#2233
GoldenEye 007 / Official Retirement
February 24, 2009, 07:05:00 AM
Retirement topics are the greatest thing ever invented. I recommend people do at least 5 of them in their lifetime.

And WTF Clemens, you will NEVER be like me, so stop trying. Just because you create topics like me doesn't mean that you're me.

I'm the greatest and latest and fatest and smallest penis!
#2234
FFA / Should Dayle and Ryan Hook Up
February 17, 2009, 07:42:00 AM
I'd. Fuck. Cook.
#2235
FFA / Are the Elite admins doing a good job?
February 08, 2009, 01:37:00 AM
I'll deny it as well. The only thing Ryan White is responsible for is being a little bitch.
#2236
General Chat / **The-Elite Dance Battle Cycle 1** SIGN UP NOW! Late Feb Start
February 06, 2009, 04:28:00 AM

I'll be in!!!!!

#2237
FFA / The February Topic!! &lt;3
February 04, 2009, 07:28:00 PM
I fucked your mum right in the Odin (She wished she was famous).
#2238
Perfect Dark / New member!
February 04, 2009, 07:26:00 PM
cause your mum
#2239
FFA / New Elite Contest: Find the best porn.flv video
February 02, 2009, 05:17:00 PM
the link is dead.
#2240
FFA / New Elite Contest: Find the best porn.flv video
February 02, 2009, 06:36:00 AM
it doesn't work for me.
#2241
FFA / Ryan wouldn't call the cops if his dick was TRAPPED IN IT!!!
January 29, 2009, 06:25:00 PM
Yeah but we can still try and make you feel bad about it.
#2242
Perfect Dark / OMFG, is he a member of the-elite? Denis Lucid
January 28, 2009, 06:22:00 PM
Except Michael Jackson doesn't TAS his songs.
#2243
FFA / Has anyone else noticed that the past week has had about 80% less posts than the weeks prior?
January 27, 2009, 05:28:00 PM
 


#2244
FFA / Would you fuck a duck if a duck fucked and clucked?
January 26, 2009, 05:20:00 PM
Would you fuck it?
#2245
FFA / We can't edit in FFA anymore :(
January 25, 2009, 09:35:00 AM
You spend 90% of your cap complaining.
#2246
General Chat / The radically improved music topic
January 25, 2009, 02:05:00 AM
http://K...speedrunwiki.com/ some of my music
#2247
FFA / Post new "Come is like" 's Here
January 25, 2009, 01:28:00 AM
Come is like my mum, I fucked her last night.
#2248
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!!
January 24, 2009, 08:29:00 PM

If you can't prove the time with video, it won't be accepted.

#2249
FFA / Ryan wouldn't call the cops if his dick was TRAPPED IN IT!!!
January 24, 2009, 07:27:00 AM
Blueline goddess, if that is even your real name, this isn't a competition. Why you so nasty?
#2250
General Chat / A Message to the Administration [agreement reached]
January 23, 2009, 11:27:00 AM
Ryan I don't think you're dumb, but you act like the dumbest fucker on the planet.
#2251
FFA / Ryan wouldn't call the cops if his dick was TRAPPED IN IT!!!
January 23, 2009, 11:26:00 AM
p.s I FUCKED YOUR MUM
#2252
FFA / Ryan wouldn't call the cops if his dick was TRAPPED IN IT!!!
January 23, 2009, 11:24:00 AM

Buildings are designed not to fall down. A few of them fall down, but that doesn't change the intention.

 

You're a little bitch ryan, if you ever take words out of my mouth again I will rape your mum. Here's the heads up, you have no idea what I'm trying to imply so give up trying.

 

To say I don't think gays are acceptable is an insult to me (as I have gays friends). If males weren't designed to fuck females the human race would not exist. It is my opinion that males on the most part are supposed to procreate (and almost every gay would agree too), but that does not make gays unacceptable. And designed does mean a designer, and in this case the designer is the laws of the universe. I don't believe in your mainstream god. I believe in energy. I don't understand why the universe is here, and until a decent idea is presented I won't have an opinion on that.

I don't give a fuck what religion you believe in, but don't say I'm implying the same bullshit that you spit out.

#2253
FFA / Ryan wouldn't call the cops if his dick was TRAPPED IN IT!!!
January 23, 2009, 05:09:00 AM
You don't need to, but you should WANT to. You're a fucking male, your designed to want to fuck females. To sit there and say you're happy not doing that is a fucking lie and you know it.

You post so much about this shit, and then you say you're happy with it? WTF man, way to send mixed signals.
#2254
FFA / Ryan wouldn't call the cops if his dick was TRAPPED IN IT!!!
January 23, 2009, 04:47:00 AM
Oh, you're happy with that situation? Don't worry about it then, if you're happy with the situation you'll be stuck with it forever. Have fun with that.
#2255
General Chat / My two week romp through Ecuador
January 23, 2009, 04:27:00 AM
I love you.
#2256
FFA / Ryan wouldn't call the cops if his dick was TRAPPED IN IT!!!
January 23, 2009, 04:25:00 AM

Speaking of dicks getting trapped in things, the only thing Ryan could get his dick trapped in is a guys mouth.


Dude, you need to hook up with a chick. I was 19 when I first got some tongue actions, 2 weeks later I had a gf, 6 weeks later I was laid. Once you get past that first barrier it's smooth sailing. Mind you, if you're getting upset because you're capped at 20 posts per day and you're having a whinge because you can't take responsibility for being a fuckwit on the boards, you probably won't get laid.

Accepting responsibility is something you need to learn, or you'll be a bitch virgin when you're 25.  
#2257
General Chat / A Message to the Administration [agreement reached]
January 23, 2009, 03:44:00 AM
Goose, if 21 people ask questions in the GE forum then wait until the end of the day and answer them all in one post you
FUCKING
MORON!!!
!
pwned

#2258
FFA / Funny story about me and some girl when I was out of town.
January 22, 2009, 08:10:00 AM
No worries champ.
#2259
FFA / Funny story about me and some girl when I was out of town.
January 22, 2009, 08:02:00 AM

Unless you're going to fuck her on the couch, don't be a pussy about it. You go for the vag because it's more casual.

It's funny, when you go for the boobs first it's actually more serious because that's considered foreplay (leading to sex). But the vag grab while making out is very casual and doesn't have to lead to anything. She will probably grope your cock as well. Anything on the couch is shits and giggles though, it when you move to the sex location you should worry about not foreplaying enough.

And foreplay is all about the experience and turning her on as much as possible before fucking her. So you might be able to get her off in the bedroom without much foreplay, but the experience as a whole will be forgettable and her eyes will wonder quickly.

#2260
FFA / Funny story about me and some girl when I was out of town.
January 22, 2009, 07:54:00 AM

That's because you're a pussy.

From what you have learnt Ryan, do girls like pussies?

NO!

When you are making out with her on the couch, go for the inner thigh and work your way to the vag.

When you have them in the bed, then you go for the boobs and neck and everything first. But on the couch, definitely go for the vag.

#2261
FFA / Funny story about me and some girl when I was out of town.
January 22, 2009, 07:37:00 AM
Start with a hand on the inner thigh, then slow move up until you either get rejected or get to touch her vag.
#2262
FFA / Funny story about me and some girl when I was out of town.
January 22, 2009, 07:19:00 AM
Honestly, I probably would have gotten head off her, but told her I didn't want to eat her out of fuck her.
#2263
FFA / Theez r my salad dayz
January 22, 2009, 07:11:00 AM
I'd rather suck Ryan White than listen to this song again.
#2264
FFA / I love balls
January 22, 2009, 07:09:00 AM
So do I.
#2265
FFA / Would you fuck a duck if a duck fucked and clucked?
January 22, 2009, 07:06:00 AM

Personally I wouldn't, but I'm interested in what other people would do.

#2266
FFA / *sigh* Another 502 topic... !
January 21, 2009, 06:51:00 PM
test
#2267
FFA / ATTN: Henrik
January 21, 2009, 09:26:00 AM
wtf wouty
#2268
FFA / The 'How much would you need to get paid to suck my penis?' Topic
January 21, 2009, 08:24:00 AM
Be specific.
#2269
FFA / Post new "Come is like" 's Here
January 21, 2009, 08:21:00 AM
Come is like my penis, 1 inch long with a massive head.
#2270
FFA / The 'How much would you need to get paid to suck my penis?' Topic
January 21, 2009, 08:20:00 AM
Well?
#2271
FFA / I invented the word 'PWNED'
January 21, 2009, 08:06:00 AM
I invented your mum, I made her cunt fit perfectly around my dick. Only one key will fit the lock and open her deepest chest of desires.
#2272
FFA / I invented the word 'PWNED'
January 21, 2009, 08:00:00 AM

If you don't believe me, ask Matt, you little piece of shit.

#2273
General Chat / How Old Are You? (fun birthdate topic)
January 20, 2009, 03:38:00 AM
K.. "Fuck You" J..

7th Feb 1986

p.s Fuck You
#2274
General Chat / My new drum set
January 19, 2009, 05:16:00 PM

One of the most important rules of this board is not mention drums.. Otherwise Jimbo will start trying to brag again.

#2275
General Chat / My new drum set
January 19, 2009, 08:13:00 AM
What makes you choose being retarded?
#2276
General Chat / Official Literature/Reading Topic
January 17, 2009, 06:14:00 AM
Yes Youse, it's better to laugh at people who have changed thousands of people's lives for the better.

Have many guys have you helped overcome their fear of women?
#2277
The Elite Hall of Fame / Hall of Fame...
January 16, 2009, 05:54:00 PM
The only Hall Goose and Clemens should be inducted into is the Hall of Lame.
#2278
General Chat / It&#39;s time for new Moderators!
January 14, 2009, 06:33:00 PM
We will do her at the same time, and just so you know, if our dongs touch.... I totally wouldn't mind.
#2279
General Chat / Official Literature/Reading Topic
January 14, 2009, 06:00:00 PM
I don't like reading fiction, I only like to read non-fictional. A few of the amazing books that I've read are....

Psycho-Cybernetics (Maxwell Maltz) - Possibly the best book you could ever read?
How to argue and win everytime (Gerry Spence)
The Game (Neil Strouss) - This one is definitely for Ryan
Feel the Fear and do it anyway (Susan Jeffers)

#2280
Perfect Dark / What you&#39;ve all been waiting for... + ATTN Greg
January 14, 2009, 06:29:00 AM
I would rate Greg about a 9/10 for looks, 8/10 for personality, 9/10 for fitness, and 9 inches for penis size.
#2281
GoldenEye 007 / Goldeneye Team Tournament FINAL RESULTS ARE IN!
January 13, 2009, 01:18:00 AM
Am I allowed to join?
#2282
General Chat / It&#39;s time for new Moderators!
January 11, 2009, 05:49:00 PM
I would like to toss my dong into the ring and replace Boss.
#2283
GoldenEye 007 / Goldeneye Team Tournament DISCUSSION THREAD
January 10, 2009, 06:54:00 PM
This is hard for me to do, but I am officially retiring from this team competition.

Because goose, the fuckwit, thought he could choose my team for me? WTF! You fucking bitch, I will fucking fuck you you bitch! Lay down and take it you little slut. My dong, your mouth!
#2284
FFA / THE DONG TOPIC
January 10, 2009, 08:14:00 AM
I wonder who has the tastiest dong in the elite.
#2285
FFA / THE DONG TOPIC
January 10, 2009, 05:21:00 AM
Best topic ever.
#2286
GoldenEye 007 / Goldeneye Team Tournament DISCUSSION THREAD
January 10, 2009, 05:17:00 AM

The only condition for being on my team is that you are not a fuckwit.

Also, my team must be named "The AllStars".

Also, don't be a fuckwit.






p.s I will make an exception for Clemens, because as a team we would surely win.
#2287
GoldenEye 007 / Goldeneye Team Tournament DISCUSSION THREAD
January 07, 2009, 06:19:00 PM
I had a chat to Clemens and he said he wants me to be on his team.
#2288
Perfect Dark / Possible new Strategy for WAR!
January 05, 2009, 06:02:00 PM
I got 48 on SA when it was the record with this strat like 5 years ago.
#2289
FFA / THE DONG TOPIC
January 02, 2009, 05:35:00 AM

Put it in someone's mouth!

#2290
GoldenEye 007 / Sylvester tip 2009!!!!!
January 02, 2009, 05:32:00 AM
Where the fuck am I?
#2291
FFA / 2009 PREDICTION TOPIC
January 02, 2009, 05:30:00 AM
Put your dong in my mouth.
#2292
GoldenEye 007 / Best WRs of 2008!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
December 31, 2008, 11:17:00 AM
Clemens is such a retard. Whenever he or Ryan White create a topic like this it's always an excuse to promote themselves. And once again, as I predicted when I saw this topic, Clemens has put his WR's on the top of the list.

I think that creating a topic about best WR's and then putting your own WR on top is a sure sign of being a homosexual.
#2293
General Chat / Most pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life
December 17, 2008, 08:06:00 AM
#2294
General Chat / Most pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life
December 17, 2008, 08:02:00 AM
You've never looked into a mirror?
#2295
Perfect Dark / PAL
December 14, 2008, 06:24:00 PM
You kidding me?
#2296
General Chat / The Pig Smiley Picture Album
December 14, 2008, 04:21:00 AM
I would appreciate it if everyone stopped insulting Mr. Sheen.

What did he ever do to you?
#2297
General Chat / Religion
December 03, 2008, 07:20:00 AM
If you murdered everyone on the planet there would no longer be any murders. If you can't see how the previous sentence relates to your statement you're a twat.
#2298
GoldenEye 007 / I just got Jones Theory'd!!
December 01, 2008, 08:18:00 PM
Holy shit, now I'm creating a new topic just like every other loser out there.

Let's talk risk management for a moment here. Any smart person will understand what this concept means.

Potential gain from allowing jimbo's time: Jimbo gets a few more points.

Potential loss from allowing jimbo's time: Loss of Wouter (updater)/Clemens/Red Bull/Some other loser. Havoc on the boards. Anyone who didn't see the run feels ripped off. Jimbo et. al. doesn't learn anything.

-----

Potential gain from not allowing jimbo's time: Proof policy is upheld. Community has a greater respect of the rules.

Potential loss from not allowing jimbo's time: The people that saw/achieved the run feel ripped off.


If you look at the cause and effect of each action the correct decision becomes obvious.

My conclusion: While some people may be agitated by the exclusion of the time, nothing is lost. While some people may disagree with the actions of others, the truth is that they are actions that have been taken none-the-less. Giving Jimbo a few more points (even though he didn't tape) is not worth the loss of several players in my opinion.

BTW, Goose, stop posting so many stupid topics you fuck.
#2299
GoldenEye 007 / Control Agent Help
December 01, 2008, 08:02:00 PM
Matt is such a fucking geek.
#2300
GoldenEye 007 / Now hiring: New Elite Updater
December 01, 2008, 07:19:00 AM
You're the biggest.fucking.geek.ever, Matt.

You should come around my house so we can play perfect dark co-op for times and suck each others' cocks and say things like "imagine if..."
#2301
GoldenEye 007 / What Would Jesus Do; Goldeneye Edition.
November 29, 2008, 11:52:00 AM
Jesus ranks along other such fictional characters as Hercules, Xenia: Warrior Princess, and to a lessor extent, Sinbad.
#2302
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!!
November 25, 2008, 04:37:00 PM
Clemens couldn't untie his shoes.
#2303
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!!
November 24, 2008, 07:36:00 AM
Your mum was fast last night and I wasn't even timing her.
#2304
General Chat / Quantum of lolace [spoilers]
November 22, 2008, 04:19:00 AM
V for your mum
#2305
General Chat / Opinions/Critisism wanted
November 19, 2008, 10:24:00 PM
Thanks HEAPS for your critiques guys, I really appreciate.

Firstly, about the song structure. I agree with you guys completely, it's very A-B-A-B structed. In fact that was my intention. I want to become good at create mainstream structures. All of my other songs don't follow any real structure so I have learnt a lot from attempting a different route. In the real world more people prefer an A-B-A-B structured song. I think the main reason that may be a burden in this case was because the music was intended to be really mellow and nothing was designed to really catch attention.

I changed the drums in the breakdown to blend in more with the feel.

Interestingly, I've gotten some great comments from people who didn't really like any of my other songs. Also most people that enjoyed my other songs enjoyed this one less. I can understand this though because I was trying to attract a different audience.

Thanks again for your advice.
#2306
General Chat / Religion
November 12, 2008, 08:52:00 AM
Also, I am SICK TO DEATH of bible preachers trying to claim a moral monopoly. We are genetically designed to have morals. Just like a cat is born with the knowledge of how to hunt. Just like a bird is born with the knowledge of how to mate. Why would it seem logical to assume that every single animal on the planet is born with the knowledge of how to survive and act appropriately to it's kind, yet humans are the exception.

Human nature may not be what everyone thinks of as 'perfect', but it is what it is. I think MOST people are GOOD people, but in our society there are FEW that have ALL of the power. In this kind of power inbalance the selfish people will always rise to the top of the pyramid. The truly decent people do not want power, they want power to be spread amongst the entire population. It is only the people that want power that will go after it, and people who want power by nature are those who would be inclined to go to war and take freedom and wealth from others.

Humans have problems, but this has never stopped them from surviving as a species. You will find almost every species will have their problems. I do believe that we can solve these problems using our intelligence, but it will not be for a while. The answer is not religion and it is not politics. Religions teaches us to grant success and happiness only to those who believe as we do. The only way for this world to change is if every belief is treasured. Politics can only create laws, it cannot love or recieve love. The answer lies in the human spirit. I believe humans as a whole are amazing and giving, but again, it is the currupt that are in power. And it is the currupt that bring us into war, and poverty.

</rant>
#2307
General Chat / Religion
November 12, 2008, 08:38:00 AM
God created homosexuals. What people didn't realise when the bible was written, was that homosexuality was biological and not a choice.

The god that the bible speaks of is a piece of shit. Only the people lucky enough not to be born gay, muslim, hindu, buddhist or any other culture of the world would think otherwise. Everyone on this earth is born a human. They aren't born christian, or cathlotic, or gay, or rich, or poor, or any of the fucked labels society uses to categories people.

I pity those who believe in the bible. Yes, it has some good suggestions, but they are destroyed by hundreds of contradictions. Any truly wise man would admit that even if he thinks his beliefs are true, he could never dismiss those of another. And he would never attempt to withhold freedom, happiness and success from ANYONE, EVER, whether it be in this life or the next, simply because of what the other believes in.
#2308
GoldenEye 007 / HELL YA
November 12, 2008, 12:27:00 AM

Take no notice of people like Gragz, whos main goal in life is to make immature people feel like shit. Well Gragz, congratulations, I'm immature and now because of you I feel like shit.

I hope you are fucking happy you bitch.

#2309
GoldenEye 007 / HELL YA
November 11, 2008, 08:43:00 AM
FYI - From now on post a new topic every time you achieve a new pr. Furthermore, don't give the topic a subject identifying title. This will ensure that the maximum amount of people will open the thread and realise how they were fooled into believing that a topic created by you could ever be worthwhile reading.
#2310
FFA / Congrats on cockblocking Clemens, everyone!
November 10, 2008, 08:45:00 AM
Clemens is so bad with girls that showing her the-elite probably improved his chances.
#2311
FFA / Come is a Deuche
November 09, 2008, 08:57:00 PM

I said what everyone else was thinking.

Edit: Yeah it's spelt incorrectly, that just means it's even MORE insulting.
#2312
Perfect Dark / Laptop Gun Bronze 3.75 UNTIED WORLD RECORD!!!!
November 09, 2008, 10:15:00 AM
I fucked your mum's rudebox.
#2313
Perfect Dark / Does anyone have Karl&#39;s g5 54 vid?
November 08, 2008, 11:46:00 PM
I just got owned.
#2314
GoldenEye 007 / I'll get another WR someday.
November 08, 2008, 11:42:00 PM

pwned

#2315
GoldenEye 007 / I'll get another WR someday.
November 08, 2008, 10:27:00 AM
owned
#2316
GoldenEye 007 / Post New World Record Discussion Here!
November 08, 2008, 12:29:00 AM
But he's only like 8 years old.
#2317
GoldenEye 007 / I'll get another WR someday.
November 08, 2008, 12:27:00 AM
owned
#2318
GoldenEye 007 / I'll get another WR someday.
November 07, 2008, 10:24:00 PM
It will probably take even longer for anyone to care.
#2319
General Chat / McCain or Obama?? US Presidential Election Discussion!
November 07, 2008, 10:17:00 AM
This couldn't be properly enforced. Any women could claim to have been raped. It would have to be completely legal or completely illegal.
#2320
General Chat / Religion
November 06, 2008, 02:31:00 AM
Quote from: RWhiteGooseWhat part of the "truth" says that we can't do this, and don't give me a Biblical passage please.

How can he not give you a biblical passage? Everything he believes comes from the bible.
#2321
General Chat / McCain or Obama?? US Presidential Election Discussion!
November 06, 2008, 12:36:00 AM
I'd fuck sex.
#2322
GoldenEye 007 / Post New World Record Discussion Here!
November 04, 2008, 08:39:00 PM
No one mentions Streets LTK because they know I pwn them.
#2323
General Chat / McCain or Obama?? US Presidential Election Discussion!
November 04, 2008, 09:58:00 AM

Owned.

#2324
General Chat / Opinions/Critisism wanted
October 28, 2008, 01:36:00 AM
Hey guys, I have a new song. It's called Floatin and it's about how when you are faced with losing something or someone you realise how beautiful it is/they are. And then you experience that weird feeling of loss and gain at the same time. A lesson learnt at the expense of losing something valuable to you.

www.myspace.com/K..J..

Please let me know what you think.

-K..

#2325
GoldenEye 007 / Post New World Record Discussion Here!
October 20, 2008, 07:22:00 AM
Max puts the retarded in retarded.
#2326
General Chat / The answer to all of our questions;
October 15, 2008, 12:12:00 AM
OVER PLAYED!!!!!!!!!!
#2327
GoldenEye 007 / The Train Topic
October 14, 2008, 09:03:00 AM
I have an idea. How about we ask everyone who has ever played train exactly how many hours they have played it, along with every other level. Then, we tally all of the hours played on each level against the others to find out where train sits on the list.

It is VITALITY important that we understand the amount of play time train gets compared with the other levels. The most important factor here is whether train is UNDER PLAYED or OVER PLAYED.

Only, and I repeat, ONLY when we have realised if this level is UNDER PLAYED or OVER PLAYED can we take appropriate action.

UNDER PLAYED or OVER PLAYED?
UNDER PLAYED or OVER PLAYED?
UNDER PLAYED or OVER PLAYED?
UNDER PLAYED or OVER PLAYED?
UNDER PLAYED or OVER PLAYED?
UNDER PLAYED or OVER PLAYED?
Goose likes it Loose (his twats)
UNDER PLAYED or OVER PLAYED?
UNDER PLAYED or OVER PLAYED?
UNDER PLAYED or OVER PLAYED?
UNDER PLAYED or OVER PLAYED?
UNDER PLAYED or OVER PLAYED?
UNDER PLAYED or OVER PLAYED?

#2328
General Chat / Zeitgeist: Addendum
October 11, 2008, 05:54:00 AM
All that has to happen is that most of the general public become aware of the full picture. It doesn't have to happen again. In the past money has been very necessary in order to ration out the resources. However, in today's world technology is advanced enough so that we can produce plenty of resources for everyone easily.
#2329
General Chat / Zeitgeist: Addendum
October 11, 2008, 04:06:00 AM
They will never give it up. The public has to take matters into their own hands and boycott them. I think it may be possible after the economy collapses.
#2330
General Chat / Zeitgeist: Addendum
October 10, 2008, 06:08:00 AM

In this context it refers to the resources of the earth becoming the property of all of the inhabitants on it. At this time we have the technology and the resources to produce clean energy, housing, food, etc for everyone on the planet. The only thing preventing this from happening is the fact that with the current monetary system in place it would require a lot of money and the people who own that money are not willing to spend it on this cause. When in reality the monetary system is counter-productive to the human race and prevents a lot of problems from being fixed.

#2331
General Chat / Zeitgeist: Addendum
October 10, 2008, 03:24:00 AM
Youse, I have never, ever claimed to be a true social activist. Nor have I ever claimed to have achieved moral perfection and a complete control of my emotions. I feel as though you posted only to be annoying, for why else would you post an opinion about a film that you have not seen yet. Why would you post your opinion on anything that you have no experience with unless to be irratating.

I would love for people to have opposing opinions about the video, and for them to explain their reasoning. What I don't want is people posting non-constructive put downs based on preconceptions.
#2332
General Chat / Zeitgeist: Addendum
October 10, 2008, 12:47:00 AM

Youse has already read this post.

#2333
General Chat / Zeitgeist: Addendum
October 09, 2008, 10:09:00 PM
Zeitgeist: Addendum is the second installment of the Zeitgeist phenomenon created by Peter Joseph. I know a lot of you disagreed with the first movie and may be hesitant to watch this, but I highly recommend giving it a try.

Addendum talks about the monetary system and why it is fraudulent and ultimately leeds to a small percentage of people being rich and a large percentage of people being poor. It seeks to shed more light on why the monetary system is set up the way it is and also expose the immense negative repercussions on most of the general population by having this system in place.

The second half of the film talks largely about The Venus Project (http://www.thevenusproject.com/). It stresses the need for a cultural shift away from money and towards a resource based economy.

Here is the link to the movie:

http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/

This video is a must for anyone who is interested in understanding more about why society is the way it is and for those who seek to create a better world in any way they can.
#2334
GoldenEye 007 / Proof Call August 2008
September 28, 2008, 08:49:00 PM
That cartoon picture turned me on. They are so hot.
#2335
General Chat / Religion
September 28, 2008, 07:47:00 PM
Sometimes the point of talking is not just to convince someone of something.
#2336
General Chat / Cancer
September 28, 2008, 03:01:00 AM

Thanks everyone for their wishes and stories. I really appreciate it.

 

They found another Cancer on my back and I've since gotten that removed. My back is looking like a battle field at the moment. I have to get a couple more suspicious moles removed in the next couple of weeks, starting with another one on my back tomorrow.

I'm feeling a lot better emotionally about everything.

I'm to get a scan done on my abdomen this week hopefully to see if the cancer has spread. So I'm (obviously) hoping that goes well and I get a positive result.

#2337
General Chat / Religion
September 27, 2008, 11:23:00 PM
I try to do the honest and just thing every day of my life. Not because I believe in God or a higher power, but because I believe it would be wrong of me to ask it of anyone else in the world if I don't do it myself.

Bad things happen in this world, I've come to accept that. I don't agree with a lot of things that people do, but if everyone thought the same the world wouldn't be as beautiful as it is. I'm just thankful to be alive and have the ability to experience existence.

When someone gets raped or murdered it is a very sad thing. These terrible events are a part of this world at the moment though, that's just how it is. Maybe one day everyone will be loving and caring but it's certainly not the world you and I live in today. I accept the risks associated with being alive today.

Back to the subject of God.. He does not directly interfere with the choices people make. When He created us he gave us free will. The future is dictacted by the choices we make, and of course by the decisions others make. We are all affected by each other and this can sometimes cause problems, but we as humans are not perfect. But it's these imperfections that make us magical when we do something completely selfless and honorable.

Also, I think anyone who believes that they are wise enough to speak in the place of God and talk as if they know exactly why He created things the way he did need a reality check.

-K..

P.S I don't believe in God.
#2338
General Chat / **Get Your Board Title Changed - For Charity!**
September 19, 2008, 06:37:00 PM
We will accept nothing less than a video posted online
#2339
General Chat / Cancer
September 18, 2008, 09:01:00 PM
As you all know I'm a pretty fair skinned person. I've been subjected to a lot of jokes about my hair and my general whiteness (see: The Gamers Den). Not really so much in the elite as in school growing up. As I've grown more confident with age it seems that whiteness isn't really an issue anymore, or rather everyone I'm exposed to is older and more mature. It's not really the point though, I'm just basically saying that my skin is fair. I was always told to stay out of the sun as a child because my skin is fair and I ran more of a risk of skin damage. I never took that fact into consideration when I was young though and went about my business as a normal kid.

A few months ago I had a mole removed from my back. It was tested, and it was diagnosed as a Level II Melanoma. The news was pretty upsetting at the time but I delt with it really well and didn't let it effect me too much emotionally. However I did have to go back and get more surgery done to remove more flesh and some of the fat from around the area of the cancer. This obviously put my life on hold for a while because I couldn't exercises for at least a month. At the same time I got another mole removed which turned out to be Melanoma in Situ. This was a lot less sever because the cancer cells are confined to the outer layer of skin and less surgery is required.

A couple of weeks later I had a mole removed from my chest which came back as another Melanoma in Situ. Additional surgery was needed again but it wasn't so bad when compared to the surgery I had to have with the Stage II Melanoma. I also got another mole removed on my stomach which luckily ended up being harmless. At this stage I was glad because it seemed that there was nothing else to remove for the time being.

A few days after a scheduled skin check with my docter 2 weeks ago I got a call saying that I have to come into the surgery. There was a suspicious mole on my back that the doctor wanted to remove. I postponed the surgery for a week so that I could enjoy going to the gym a little bit more. The mole was cut out 2 days ago and I got the results an hour ago. The mole was another Stage II Melanoma. I'm scheduled to go into surgery in 50 minutes. I delt with the last batch of cancers pretty well but this one appears to be really affecting me. The prospect of surgery is frightening to me because the last time I had to get this kind of surgery done it was a very bad experience.

Any support would be appreciated. And if anyone has dealt with cancer before (themselves or with a family member) and would like to share it that would be good too.

Thanks

-K..
#2340
Perfect Dark / How many kills do you have in multiplayer?
September 18, 2008, 04:28:00 PM
No one cares how many kills you have in multiplayer...

All that REALLY matters is what your favourite gun is.
#2341
General Chat / Post something nice about the person above you!
September 17, 2008, 05:50:00 AM

I love The Lord of the Rings and the fact that afanoftherings' name reminds Mr. Guru of The Lord of the Rings and the fact that the aforementioned reminder is cool in Mr. Guru's opinion is quite pleasing to my senses thus making me come to the conclusion that Mr. Guru is indeed cool himself.

#2342
General Chat / ATTENTION: Administrators, Everyone, Friends, Enemies, Lovers, etc.
September 17, 2008, 05:47:00 AM

There appears to be this phenomenon where whenever I post in a topic it ceases to remain active.

#2343
General Chat / Post something nice about the person above you!
September 16, 2008, 02:26:00 AM
If I were two naked girls I would totally have sex with Mr. Guru
#2344
General Chat / ATTENTION: Administrators, Everyone, Friends, Enemies, Lovers, etc.
September 13, 2008, 01:22:00 PM
People who actually post insightful comments and who are generally well liked by most people don't get capped. They also dont need to create topics to argue how important they are to the community. It doesn't matter what you think other people should think about you, the reality is that a lot of people don't have any time for you. Trying to convince people to like you by saying they are wrong is like trying to put out a fire by throwing coal onto it.

I think if you want this kind of event to stop happening you should be more alert to what is ACTUALLY being said by people and stop trying to convince people to say what you think they SHOULD be saying.
#2345
General Chat / So I had two naked girls at my place last night.
July 31, 2008, 11:48:00 PM
Really good story GG! I enjoyed reading it. It's actually one of my goals at the moment to have a threesome. I think any experience in life is awesome and amazing. I want to fuck 4 girls at the same time. I want to date 2 sisters at the same time without the other knowing. I want to have sex with hundreds of different girls.. maybe even some of them more than once.

I want to find the girl that make me happiest too. I want to experience monogomy for a lifetime and live the life of fairytale prince who has since found his sleeping beauty. I will not attempt to dictate fate, but I will do the most I can to experience as much out of life as possible.

I would love to drive the most expensive cars in the world, live in the grandest of houses, taste the sweetest fruit in the world and have the greatest friends that one could have. But at the same time I know I must drive a car, whatever I can afford. I must live in a house even if it is shared with a few other people because I can't afford my own. I know that I must eat fruit and vegetables even if they aren't the freshest and most succulent. I know that I must socialise with the great friends that I have now even if they sometimes annoy me. For my soul would be a barren place were I to withhold it from the world because it didnt meet my expectations. I have ideals, but I know that they are just ideals and not reality. When reality brings forth opportunities I take them because it allows me to experience all that I can in the time I have.

Yes, I must also practice restraint. There is no excuse for intentionally hurting someone else for your own pleasure. But it is only when I have crushed.. and been crushed myself that I can appreciate contentment. It is only after I have sunk my knife deep into the flesh of a my victim's back can I love someone for protecting mine. It is the rich banker who claims that poor people are lazy. It is the low income family who believe rich people have no problems because they have money. It's the child with low self esteem who claims their parents have no idea what they are going through.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, you cannot appreciate anything until you have experienced it first. You cannot decline an opportunity that has never been presented to you. You cannot judge someone who has done something that you never have. Better yet, don't judge anyone at all, because when it's all on the table you realise that you have no idea what it's like to live their life.
#2346
General Chat / I am insane
July 31, 2008, 10:19:00 PM
If she was ugly and you didn't give it a second's thought, why did you post a topic about it? Actions speak louder than words and at the moment all you are saying is that you a lieing to yourself/us.

Stop trying to pass your insecurities off as standards. In my opinion, making a topic about not cuddling with a girl who wanted to cuddle because she was 'below your standards' is a lot worse than being insecure - because in reality it not only shows insecurity but also shows others that you deal with it with a complete lack of integrity.
#2347
GoldenEye 007 / I just want you guys to know..
June 29, 2008, 02:59:00 AM
I've been thinking about it a lot lately, and I realised that I am in the same boat as David Clemens. I am also unable to play 8 hours a day like Rayan. So, later on today I am going to keep my GE cartridge stored away and not play it. I'm official retiring from playing goldeneye. There is no use in playing when someone else in the world is playing it more than me. My only reason for playing was so I could play it more than anyone else in the world.. and now that I can't, I shall not continue to play.

Also, in addition to Goldeneye I am also giving up sport. I'm officially retiring from any kind of competitive or fun sport. I just recently found out that professional athletes train up to 8 hours a day and I just don't have that kind of time. So therefore I am never playing sport again.

Also I'm giving up sex. I have asked a few of my friends and apparently some of them have it more regularly than me. What's the point of doing anything if someone is doing it more?

I also found out people in the world are stronger than me so I'm giving up going to the gym.

I'm also going to stop playing guitar some people have more time to practice than I do. There is just NO POINT in playing if other people can practice more and are better than me.

There have been jokes about this in the past, but I don't really see the point in living. Somewhere out there live people who are generally happier than I am and I can't take it! So I'm officially retiring from life.

Before I go however I would like to give some final advice. If you ever find out that someone in the world is better than you at something, for whatever reason, QUIT.

Consider this my final farewell.

Goodbye everyone.
#2348
General Chat / Project: "The Elite's Anthem"
June 06, 2008, 09:38:00 AM
I don't think I should be a part of this because as Carathorn said; I'm unoriginal, I'm a crap guitarist and I don't know how to produce.

But in saying that I uploaded a sample of something I made and it reminds me of speedrunning so maybe you guys can figure out what to do with it.

http://K...speedrunwiki.com/randomsample.mp3
#2349
General Chat / Random Query
June 03, 2008, 04:31:00 PM
WTF is colourlind?
#2350
General Chat / Random Query
May 30, 2008, 03:27:00 PM
When I first saw it I thought Randy had made a huge comeback.
#2351
GoldenEye 007 / Post New World Record Discussion Here!
May 29, 2008, 03:31:00 PM
Being nice and mature isn't about getting something in return.
#2352
GoldenEye 007 / Contest to guess date of next dual champ.
May 02, 2008, 03:20:00 AM
The problem with Clemens is that he thinks the world revolves around him and that the actions of the people living in that world also revolve around him.

He is also a fuck.

pwned
#2353
General Chat / Who has met whom in the elite.
April 25, 2008, 10:22:00 PM
I have met...

Adam Moore
Greg Lewis
Matt Cook
Adam Archbold
Ryan Dwyer
#2354
GoldenEye 007 / Contest to guess date of next dual champ.
April 24, 2008, 08:01:00 PM
Clemens has issues. I think Rayan will update the times that he hasnt yet, as well as a handle of new WR's and should be passing Clemens in about 3 weeks.
#2355
GoldenEye 007 / Slapper League
April 23, 2008, 10:16:00 PM
I do.
#2356
General Chat / i was thinking... shirts?
April 11, 2008, 03:25:00 AM
I guess the only real question is how much of geek do you really want to be?
#2357
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!!
April 07, 2008, 06:19:00 PM
I couldn't stop your mum's insanity in bed last night.
#2358
General Chat / Religion
April 04, 2008, 01:03:00 AM
If it was your intention to hurt my feelings guys... congratulations, you did well.
#2359
General Chat / Religion
April 03, 2008, 03:28:00 PM
Carathorn: You're a faggot.

And yeah, I've stayed here for the past few years, going nowhere else.
#2360
General Chat / *** COMPETITION TOPIC *** Who is here the most?
April 03, 2008, 08:01:00 AM
Not if I have anything to do with it.

DimSim3 2
#2361
General Chat / Religion
April 03, 2008, 07:46:00 AM

Because he's god, duh, are you like stupid or something?

#2362
General Chat / Religion
March 31, 2008, 08:17:00 PM
You're an idiot.
#2363
GoldenEye 007 / Post New World Record Discussion Here!
March 31, 2008, 08:14:00 PM
Becaues he is better than you, you moron.
#2364
General Chat / Religion
March 28, 2008, 01:12:00 AM

The wrist-watch analogy is not applicable here. In that case you are calculating the chances of a specific event, which im sure is quite small. The chance of any specific event happen is very small, however the chance of any event happening is 1.

I'm not sure why I'm trying to explain this though. If you werent stupid you would have realised this already and not have used that analogy. Like I said before, anyone who tries to explain their belief scientifically is a complete moron.

A belief is not a belief if you think that you know for sure that it is correct. A belief is defined as confidence in the exist of something that is not susceptable to rigorous proof. If, in your own mind, you believe something to be proven, it is no longer a belief in your own mind.

There is much power that comes from believing in something even yourself cannot say exists for real. Or at the very least, understanding that to explain its presence will defy the very point of believing.

#2365
FFA / dont suppose anyones comin to hawaii anytime soon
March 24, 2008, 12:33:00 AM
Jimbo can only remain on the boards for a couple of minutes at a time otherwise he will starve to death.
#2366
General Chat / *** COMPETITION TOPIC *** Who is here the most?
March 19, 2008, 12:15:00 AM
DimSim3 1
#2367
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!!
March 06, 2008, 12:46:00 AM
Why is Ryan even contributing to this conversation when he isnt even good at the level or has even attempted the wr?
#2368
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!!
March 05, 2008, 04:36:00 PM
1:07 would be exceptionally good. Realistically the hardest part is getting that throw successful and then backing it up with a good run. A 1:07 run is very, very good. My 1:08 was high I think so it would have to be a full second faster. I was really good at the pillar throw, I used to get it 1/2 or 2/3.
#2369
GoldenEye 007 / **Discussion** Should the WR topic be closed after 502 posts?
March 02, 2008, 07:13:00 PM
I'm not european and I think it should remain open. There is absolutely no advantage to closing the topic. The "It's always been like this, therefore it should always remain like this" attitude really irratates me.

Also, don't create a discussion topic and then bash people when they disagree with you.
#2370
GoldenEye 007 / Post New World Record Discussion Here!
February 17, 2008, 03:54:00 AM
I dont understand why Clemens doesnt get laid. I mean, girls love guys with skills.
#2371
General Chat / Religion
February 16, 2008, 05:58:00 AM
Thiradell - From the message you wrote in response to my post it seems that you have no idea what I was talking about. Don't worry though, I didnt expect you to.
#2372
General Chat / Religion
February 15, 2008, 10:59:00 PM
People can believe in god if they like, but to actually try and argue that he exists in a debate is rediculous.

As soon as someone attempts to debate in a topic such as this it shows that they have no real understanding of the meaning of the word faith. They may think they do, but if they are so immature as to try and place logic into a situation that is ultimately supernatural then you can rest assured that they are not coming from a place of wisdom.

I dont believe in God. I think anyone who considers humans to be the centre of the universe is either directly or indirectly arrogant. I believe that 'God' is actually something that exists in every human already. I think it a terrible shame upon the human race that so much credit is given to external gods and not on humans themselves.
#2373
GoldenEye 007 / Bored? Need a challenge?
February 13, 2008, 06:17:00 AM
I had a go and I got 23 seconds.
#2374
GoldenEye 007 / Clemens is 1st place
February 11, 2008, 08:07:00 AM
Yes, Boss, I was an asshole back in the day. So I can tell you from experience how pathetic it is. I'm telling you to shut the fuck up about yourself because if no one in your life did, you would be 40, a virgin, and still whining to everyone about the pressures of being number 1 of Goldeneye on nintendo 64.

I honestly couldnt give a shit about whether or not you listen to me, but if there is a chance that you will then it would be my duty as someone who has experienced exactly what you're going through to give you an honest and up-front response. If there is ever a point in your life at which you grow up and move on with your life, you will think of my posts and realise how helpful they actually are.

I cant slap you because i live on the other side of the planet, but at the very least I can put up a resistance to your needy behaviour as apposed to nurturing you like your mother has obviously done too much of.
#2375
GoldenEye 007 / Clemens is 1st place
February 10, 2008, 09:42:00 AM
Gayest topic ever. Boss tries to disguise his self obsessed rantings in a topic that he would try and trick you into believing was about Clemens reaching number one.

Seriously, shut the fuck up about yourself.
#2376
GoldenEye 007 / Post GE Arguments Here!
February 02, 2008, 08:05:00 AM
Spoken like a true jackass.
#2377
GoldenEye 007 / Post GE Arguments Here!
February 01, 2008, 03:29:00 PM
Why are you being such a fuckhead Ryan?
#2378
General Chat / Cloverfield, anyone?
January 30, 2008, 03:24:00 PM
Thats what your mum said.
#2379
General Chat / Cloverfield, anyone?
January 30, 2008, 07:14:00 AM
Thats what your mum said.
#2380
Perfect Dark / Request new name/color topic (was ATTN:Chuck L)
January 25, 2008, 08:34:00 PM
K.. BlowJ.. is the funniest thing ever.
#2381
General Chat / And the new Bond film shall be titled...
January 25, 2008, 08:30:00 PM
Yeah, but you're an idiot.
#2382
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!!
January 22, 2008, 03:17:00 PM
Holy crap I just realised I'm not first anymore
#2383
Perfect Dark / Request new name/color topic (was ATTN:Chuck L)
January 22, 2008, 07:45:00 AM
That's what your mum said.
#2384
General Chat / A moral dilemma: input please
January 22, 2008, 04:18:00 AM
His opinion shouldnt matter anyway. Nobodies opinion should matter but your own.
#2385
GoldenEye 007 / All in favour raise your hand
January 21, 2008, 11:45:00 PM
Yes, it would be severe if we took away his mod powers for the few select acts he has done recently. However I did not state that his mod powers should be taken away, I said he should either discontinue this behaviour or face being stripped of his mod powers.
#2386
GoldenEye 007 / All in favour raise your hand
January 21, 2008, 08:40:00 PM
Yes but what makes you and Bryan different to us, Wouter, is that we have personalities. The discussion had everything to do with GE because it concerned actions that were based on GE related experiences.

p.s Ryan, you took my post really well! Nice work.
#2387
GoldenEye 007 / All in favour raise your hand
January 21, 2008, 08:17:00 PM
No you're not Ryan. Honestly, you are only dedicated towards yourself, and this was proven in the last couple of months. It takes a long time to change, you cant just magically wake up a different person.
#2388
GoldenEye 007 / All in favour raise your hand
January 21, 2008, 08:01:00 PM
No, so EVERYONE can say "your mum is overblown" if they want you. Freedom would not only apply to myself.
#2389
General Chat / The 2008 Elite Deathpool
January 21, 2008, 07:42:00 PM
The only reason she wasnt famous for being sick is because she was hardly famous in the first place.
#2390
GoldenEye 007 / All in favour raise your hand
January 21, 2008, 07:37:00 PM

Before I say this please understand its not an attempt to be mean, but this issue is really irritating me. Bryan has been editing posts and closing topics too much in the last couple of days. It really should not be happening at all. It seems that when he does not agree with the topic being discussed he will abuse his powers and shut the topic/post down. This should not be happening.

I think he should either stop doing this or be stripped of his mod powers. His actions are really irritating me.

#2391
GoldenEye 007 / Bryan...
January 21, 2008, 05:31:00 AM

Well you make a good point there, and I think the honest truth is that I'm actually made of pure evil. I love nothing more than to upset people and make them feel bad. Also in my spare time I enjoy setting kittens on fire.

#2392
GoldenEye 007 / Bryan...
January 21, 2008, 03:25:00 AM
pwned
#2393
GoldenEye 007 / Bryan...
January 21, 2008, 03:24:00 AM
No Bryan, your mum is overblown.
#2394
Perfect Dark / Request new name/color topic (was ATTN:Chuck L)
January 21, 2008, 12:06:00 AM
Yeah nicknames are awesome and serve a variety of purposes. No one has any idea who Mystery Man is because of this.
#2395
GoldenEye 007 / Bryan...
January 21, 2008, 12:03:00 AM
Yeah if you get upset if someone beats you in a video game, how are you ever going to cope with life? I myself have felt this way, but I was 17. Once you leave school, you really need to focus on more important things.
#2396
GoldenEye 007 / 1:14:59
January 20, 2008, 03:21:00 AM
The only pressure a person can feel is the pressure created in their own mind. There is absolutely no pressure involved in being first, you're just a very insecure person. You really need to wake up to yourself.
#2397
GoldenEye 007 / Post New World Record Discussion Here!
January 17, 2008, 03:20:00 PM
It's a shame they will never be proven.
#2398
GoldenEye 007 / Post New World Record Discussion Here!
January 14, 2008, 09:08:00 PM
It's a shame it will never be proven.
#2399
General Chat / You Laugh, You Lose - The Video Game
January 10, 2008, 08:45:00 AM
I got to "It's a trap" before laughing.
#2400
GoldenEye 007 / YOU DECIDE 2007 -- player of the year
January 07, 2008, 07:46:00 AM
Biggest tosser award: David Clemens

Best player: Bryan Bosshardon

Best Record: jungle sa

Biggest social reject: David Clemens

Best personality + skill total: Bryan boss'givesmea'hard'on't

s to realise that if you ask for respect you NEVER recieve it award: David Clemens
#2401
GoldenEye 007 / It's too late to apologize
January 02, 2008, 04:45:00 AM
I think anyone who uses this topic to start crap (like the post above mine) are actually being more pathetic. There was a time and a place for that, and it was 4 weeks ago.
#2402
GoldenEye 007 / 2008
January 01, 2008, 07:57:00 AM

First post of 2008!


(Btw, ban TheGreatMax. He makes me uncomfortable.)
#2403
General Chat / My Composition Topic
January 01, 2008, 07:10:00 AM
Btw, I dont modulate in any of those arrangements. Although I do plan to on the next one I do. They are all in G Major from memory but I do play around with the modes to get different sounds. For example in Walking the Fields the first and last parts are in D Mixolydian which represent a character walking through opens fields. Then in the middle the character runs into danger/conflict so I shift to B phrygian and highlight the minor 2nd/6th/7th to create that feel.
#2404
General Chat / My Composition Topic
January 01, 2008, 06:59:00 AM
I agree with Durk, I am interested in learning how to use inversions and different chords to get an interesting sound. However my mind isnt creative in that way at the moment and what comes into my head is simple nice melodic stuff. I mean it really comes down to the kind of music that you like to hear and what kind of music you've been exposed to and enjoy. I havent listened to any radiohead, I'm pretty mainstream except for guitar hero kind of stuff. But I will look into it.

The similarity to the Lord of the Rings piece is most likely due to the fact that I love the movies and have played the games. I wasnt thinking of it while writing the piece but it definitely reminded me of LotR once I was done.

I'm going to try a different approach on the next one. But it probably wont be astoundingly different. I think you have to experiment a lot and do this for a long time before your growth really starts to be noticable.
#2405
General Chat / My Composition Topic
December 31, 2007, 09:53:00 AM
Well as part of my music training from my manager at the music tutoring company I work for I have to write a few pop songs for him, so I'm currently also working on that. But I plan to learn how to write in many different styles and study all different types of music structures.
#2406
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!!
December 31, 2007, 09:36:00 AM
Rayan's 41 might be fast, but it probably doesnt have as much as feel as my 45 had
#2407
Testing Area / test
December 30, 2007, 02:44:00 AM
#2408
General Chat / My Composition Topic
December 30, 2007, 01:02:00 AM
Thanks a lot Jon, although people should note that the compositions won't contain any guitar at all usually and will be orchestral pieces.
#2409
General Chat / My Composition Topic
December 29, 2007, 01:28:00 PM

Hello, in this topic I will be listing my compositions which I have just started to produce. Jon has been very kind and allowed me to host my compositions on thengamer.com so you can download them easily and have a listen.

This list will grow over time. The following composition are written as a video game/movie theme or ambience.

The Journey Begins - http://K...speedrunwiki.com/TheJourneyBegins.mp3
One After The Other - http://K...speedrunwiki.com/Oneaftertheother.mp3
Walking The Fields - http://K...speedrunwiki.com/Walkingthefields.mp3

Here are my guitar hero songs :-

Close at Heart - http://K...speedrunwiki.com/Close%20at%20Heart.mp3
Building Rapport - http://K...speedrunwiki.com/Building%20Rapport.mp3
On the Verge of a Dream - http://K...speedrunwiki.com/On%20The%20Verge%20of%20a%20Dream.mp3
The Beautiful Life - http://K...speedrunwiki.com/the%20beautiful%20life.mp3
The War - http://K...speedrunwiki.com/The%20War.mp3
Finally - http://K...speedrunwiki.com/On%20The%20Verge%20of%20a%20Dream.mp3
Nostalgic - http://K...speedrunwiki.com/Nostalgic.mp3

Opinions very welcome. Hope you enjoy.

#2410
FFA / Post Here Every Time You Masturbate
December 27, 2007, 08:44:00 PM
l
#2411
GoldenEye 007 / The Cheating Death League
December 27, 2007, 01:36:00 AM
Best topic ever.
#2412
General Chat / A moral dilemma: input please
December 26, 2007, 09:13:00 AM
BTW, finding enjoyment in the company of the opposite sex is good. But feeling depressed because you aren't... is unhealthy.
#2413
General Chat / A moral dilemma: input please
December 26, 2007, 09:12:00 AM

It seems obvious to me you didnt want our help at all and you posted this for some other motive that is currently beyond me. When you ever ask for advice, dont argue against it. It just shows you dont actually want someone's input and were only telling them to boost your pathetic ego by trying to make them agree with you.

 

The FACT of the matter is that if you are always unhappy when you are alone it is because you have low self esteem and lack any kind of wisdom that will allow you to be successful in this life. So I suggest you work that out before you start dating teenage girls simply because they are easy to lay - and then trying to prove how 'mature' they are by stating they dated a 24 year old.

I'm sure you are quite aware of what you must do but I dont think you care in the slightest. Mostly because you dont appreciate the truly important things and are only aware of the superficial things that lead to a life of anger and bitterness.

#2414
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!!
December 25, 2007, 09:00:00 PM
Tell me about it.
#2415
General Chat / A moral dilemma: input please
December 25, 2007, 09:54:00 AM
Guru's post was very good, I feel the same way as him.
#2416
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!!
December 19, 2007, 08:29:00 PM
Hoard means the person that achieved the times did not make the information available.

You truly are a retard Wouter.
#2417
General Chat / LOOOOOOOOL @ upgrade
December 17, 2007, 06:33:00 AM
He ate it.
#2418
General Chat / 2teams1bowl: Playoff System- Problem Solved!
December 14, 2007, 05:29:00 AM
Why the fuck is this topic sticky?
#2419
General Chat / Is it that hard?
December 14, 2007, 05:27:00 AM
Is it really that hard to change 3 links on the front page?
#2420
General Chat / There's a Nude Sheriff In Town
December 14, 2007, 03:35:00 AM
I remember beating ye in multiplayer.
#2421
Testing Area / test
December 14, 2007, 12:50:00 AM

#2422
Testing Area / test
December 14, 2007, 12:50:00 AM
sfdg
#2423
Testing Area / test
December 14, 2007, 12:49:00 AM

#2424
Testing Area / test
December 14, 2007, 12:49:00 AM



#2425
FFA / Have You Ever Been Drunk?
December 14, 2007, 12:44:00 AM
saf
#2426
FFA / Have You Ever Been Drunk?
December 14, 2007, 12:42:00 AM
hg
#2427
General Chat / LOOOOOOOOL @ upgrade
December 14, 2007, 12:40:00 AM
The new board is cool!!zz1!!11!!
#2428
Testing Area / test
December 14, 2007, 12:39:00 AM

#2429
Testing Area / test
December 14, 2007, 12:38:00 AM


#2430
Testing Area / test
December 14, 2007, 12:37:00 AM
#2431
Testing Area / test
December 14, 2007, 12:37:00 AM
sfg
#2432
Testing Area / test
December 14, 2007, 12:33:00 AM
<a href="http://www.myspace.com/neotenous" ><img src="http://www.geocities.com/sim_threat/banner47570.jpg" alt='Check Out K..s Myspace Page!' border=0 /></a>
#2433
Testing Area / test
December 14, 2007, 12:31:00 AM
sdfg
#2434
Testing Area / test
December 14, 2007, 12:30:00 AM
sdfg
#2435
Testing Area / test
December 14, 2007, 12:21:00 AM
fgh
#2436
Testing Area / test
December 14, 2007, 12:19:00 AM
uh
#2437
General Chat / New song!
December 10, 2007, 08:46:00 PM
It's ambient music all the way man. Although I like listening to it because i love the music and I love guitar.
#2438
General Chat / New song!
December 10, 2007, 09:54:00 AM
New song up! Please have a listen. IT's inspired by magically worlds and stuff.
#2439
GoldenEye 007 / Attn: Moderators and Players
December 09, 2007, 07:13:00 AM
Lol Ryan. You think you're powerful because you're having stupid flame wars with geeks on a video game forum?

You have so much power dude! Use it wisely. You have the ability to destroy the world, and the power to be the best. You are immense, you are one to be feared. If only everything knew how important you were.

It's really sad that the only person who sees the power of influence in you is yourself.
#2440
Perfect Dark / Get under 2:00:00 the easy way
December 06, 2007, 09:02:00 PM
Yeah but you have accumulated way more more points than sam.
#2441
GoldenEye 007 / Boss, when can we expect tapes?
December 04, 2007, 04:33:00 PM
The funny thing, Wouter, is that you're actually the one that's mothering him it's just you're too stupid to realise it.
#2442
GoldenEye 007 / Post New World Record Discussion Here!
November 30, 2007, 10:19:00 PM
NTSC has a big advantage over PAL on caverns.
#2443
GoldenEye 007 / Post New World Record Discussion Here!
November 26, 2007, 10:02:00 PM
So we can see now because you wrote some stupid post. You're the biggest loser here.

I'm glad you got half your times taken down, or your head might be so far up your ass that you would actually kill yourself because this world isnt good enough for you to live on..... Or would that be a good thing?
#2444
GoldenEye 007 / Post New World Record Discussion Here!
November 26, 2007, 09:13:00 PM
David Clemens is the biggest wanker in the elite.

All in favour raise hands...

*raises hand*
#2445
GoldenEye 007 / Post New World Record Discussion Here!
November 26, 2007, 07:15:00 AM
You feel useless because someone is better than you at a video game? It should be the other way around you retard.
#2446
General Chat / Puzzle games!
November 25, 2007, 09:13:00 PM
To beat level 5....

middle block down three
right block across two
left bottom block up one, right 2, left 2
right block left 2, right 1
middle block right 1
bottom block up 1
top block right 3 into red square
**** There are 2 blocks left to move now
right block down 1, left 2, right 1
top block right 1
bottom block up 1
right block up 3
bottom block right 1, up 1

follow those exactly




#2447
General Chat / New song!
November 25, 2007, 09:22:00 AM
Thanks for the criticism dudes.

Anyways I have a new song up, its called Close at Heart.
#2448
General Chat / Puzzle games!
November 25, 2007, 09:20:00 AM
Yeah level 5 is weird, I was stuck for a little bit (10 mins or so), then when I did it I was like.. "Oh.. that was simple".
#2449
GoldenEye 007 / Attn: Moderators and Players
November 20, 2007, 04:32:00 PM
It's people like Clemens that made me go spastic and hate the elite.
#2450
GoldenEye 007 / Faking Vids: What You Need to Know
November 12, 2007, 01:59:00 AM
I used to do stuff like this, remember? And when I was doing stuff like this on the boards I was a nervous wreck in real life.

You go from loving the game because its all you have.. to hating the game because its all you have. And that process is difficult because you start to realise how much of a nothing you are in real life.

I've spoken to Ryan over msn and stuff, and from the things we talked about I am almost certain this is what is going on.

From this point there are two paths he could take. He could do this @#%$, get it out, experience it, learn from it and become a better person. Or he could do this and not learn from in which case I feel sorry for him.

I suggest no one get worked up over it, it has nothing to do with the elite and everyone to do with problems Ryan has with his life.
#2451
GoldenEye 007 / note
November 11, 2007, 04:52:00 AM
It's funny cause I used to make these topics like 4 years ago.




I didnt get thanked.




Fuck you.

#2452
GoldenEye 007 / Post New WR Discussion Here!
November 08, 2007, 07:52:00 PM
clemens is a fag
#2453
Perfect Dark / Investigation Bot
November 04, 2007, 09:24:00 AM
Half an hour? You're crazy, I would never spend that much time on a level lol. All my pr's I got after playing for like 15 mins. Maybe if a level was really gay I would spend 20 mins on it max.
#2454
General Chat / New song!
October 28, 2007, 07:11:00 AM
Yo I was thinking about what you said and decided to write a 2nd half for On the Verge of a Dream.

It's up on my myspace, hopefully you will have a listen to it and let me know if the song goes somewhere now.
#2455
General Chat / The Unveiling
October 15, 2007, 12:52:00 AM
Yeah I've had an offer from a drummer to help me with my solo stuff so in the future down the track there will be more interesting drums and then I can actually open up much more.

But I'm pretty limited with what I can do because i have no resources. So its very difficult to anything that sounds good really.
#2456
General Chat / The Unveiling
October 14, 2007, 07:32:00 AM
Btw I really tried to take into consideration some of the criticism I got from my last song. So let me know of anything else constructive that I can improve!
#2457
General Chat / The Unveiling
October 14, 2007, 07:23:00 AM
Hey guys, I have completed my newest song.

I have a lot of confidence in this thing so feel free to either give praise or shatter my dreams. Either is appreciated!

Thanks guys, the address is www.myspace.com/neotenous and the song is called Building Rapport!
#2458
Perfect Dark / G5 Glitches
October 07, 2007, 05:22:00 AM
Woah thats crazy. Dont think I've heard of this glitch before, but I'll have a bash at g5 and see if I can get it to work. From what you've said I think that if I can get the glitch to work it could definitely save at least 2 seconds off the records.

Awesome find dude.
#2459
General Chat / New song!
October 06, 2007, 08:00:00 AM
Yo, I just wrote a new short ballad. It's only 3 minutes long so you guys should check it out. I wrote it while thinking about when I was young and playing really old adventure games. So if you were ever into that stuff you should check it out.

Thanks guys.
#2460
General Chat / New song!
October 04, 2007, 03:36:00 AM
Do you actually play any instruments?

My songs are half mood inducing and half wanking. For people who have played a musical instrument for a length of time, because half of it is to come up with certain sounds and half of it is being able to play them with your hands.
#2461
General Chat / New song!
October 02, 2007, 02:01:00 AM
Btw, when I write stuff its usually going to be very different from what you would consider normal song structures. I want to do something different. There are millions of bands/musicians writing verse-bridge-chorus songs so if you're only interested in listening to those kinds of songs then you're going to be a very narrow minded musician. But if thats what you want then there's nothing wrong with that.

The songs are just how I want them, you will either like them or dislike them. Thats fine either way. But considering the fact that it's obvious that I've played for a long time and have listened to a lot of music I dont think you can safely say anything given the fact that you have no idea what my intention was behind the song.
#2462
General Chat / New song!
October 02, 2007, 01:42:00 AM
You're a Producer/Musician? Awesome dude. Throw a link up here to some of your pieces.
#2463
GoldenEye 007 / Post New WR Discussion Here!
September 28, 2007, 03:28:00 PM
Someone will probably get 21 soon. 22 is so common now.
#2464
GoldenEye 007 / ATTN: Clemens, White, Jimbo (and everyone else)
September 26, 2007, 03:39:00 AM
I agree with YE. I mean he's complaining that he has to prove his times now? Holy crap, how unfair, you need proof nowadays? What a rip!

Suck my penis.
#2465
General Chat / What's your profession?
September 26, 2007, 12:15:00 AM
I have sex with Jimbo's mum for a living. The pay isnt that great but it could be worse.
#2466
General Chat / New song!
September 26, 2007, 12:12:00 AM
Yo, I have a new song uploaded to my Myspace...

www.myspace.com/neotenous

It's called On the Verge of a Dream. Any musician will find it to be pretty cool.

Opinions appreciated.

Thanks.
#2467
Perfect Dark / Deep Sea SA PAL Glitch
September 17, 2007, 04:54:00 PM
Nah you pretty much have to go to the end to reach the 2nd cannister.
#2468
GoldenEye 007 / Something needs to be done
September 17, 2007, 04:52:00 PM
ThegreatMax is surely the most likely person at these boards at the moment to be picked on in the real world.

I would assume thats why he tries to be cool here.
#2469
General Chat / How long can you hold your breath?
September 14, 2007, 12:31:00 AM
You used to be cool Youse.
#2470
General Chat / So I got a tattoo
September 08, 2007, 10:05:00 PM
I personally think its the worst tattoo I've ever seen.

But good luck with that.
#2471
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!
September 08, 2007, 10:04:00 PM
I'm not too concerned either way, but a few of these times I feel are too difficult for PAL.

I've played maian agent maybe the most out of everyone and 1:38 was really good for PAL. So maybe he doesnt know 1:37 is an ntsc time?
#2472
General Chat / Clark muses on trip [VA &#39;07 Results/Vids]
September 05, 2007, 03:30:00 PM
I rolled your mum's cock last night.
#2473
Perfect Dark / sucram's defection pa 1:23- most likely possible!
August 24, 2007, 03:24:00 AM
Sucram didnt have a vid of 1:25 either. Expert has a 56 vid that he seemed to cake. Showing the correct strat n @#%$.

Btw, that zeebo is such a total n00b. Like he was sayin to me on aim yesterday, "no whey! 6 defection agent?!!"
#2474
GoldenEye 007 / Something needs to be done
August 24, 2007, 12:20:00 AM
Your mum went there last night..



















...and by went there I actually mean is going down on me..














... and by last night I actually mean right now...


















pwned
#2475
Perfect Dark / Attack Ship Agent help
August 23, 2007, 07:23:00 PM
And also just the way you said it was if it was 100% true and you were someone to listen to because you know the programming, which you dont. Either do I, but i dont speak about it like that. I could only talk about what works for me.

In the future though only post stuff like that if you BELIEVE its true. I mean you obviously didnt if you're so ready to take it down.
#2476
Perfect Dark / Attack Ship Agent help
August 23, 2007, 07:20:00 PM
Dude wtf, I didnt want you to take your post down or shut up. Its just your opinion and I have mine.

Far out, dont be such a @#%$!
#2477
Perfect Dark / Attack Ship Agent help
August 23, 2007, 01:12:00 AM
That entire post was incorrect dude. Dont try and be smart and talk about 'programming'. On pal I completed like 95% of the time going the speed I did on my 2:10. On ntsc he rarely completed. Ntsc and attack ship arent a good mix but its possible to be a bit faster in theory.

Elvis warps after the 2nd lift to the navigation room, but at the same time I really doubt he actually appears in the room literally. Who knows how the game is running in the background.

Basically my advice is use Pal, do it how I did it and you'll get success just about every time. Ntsc is much, much harder to do a fast run on.
#2478
GoldenEye 007 / Attn: People who know their stuff about N64 controllers
August 19, 2007, 03:30:00 PM
You might want to buy a new life as well.
#2479
GoldenEye 007 / Attn: People who know their stuff about N64 controllers
August 19, 2007, 05:54:00 AM
Learn how to read dipshit, I said rusty.

Idiot.
#2480
GoldenEye 007 / Attn: People who know their stuff about N64 controllers
August 19, 2007, 03:22:00 AM
Your mum was a bit rusty last night
#2481
GoldenEye 007 / Something needs to be done
August 18, 2007, 06:39:00 AM
Your mum is a bit slow.

pwned..

YES!
#2482
GoldenEye 007 / Something needs to be done
August 17, 2007, 11:00:00 PM
*Wonders why people have such little wit that they cannot read between the lines and understand that I made an obvious reference to my self pwn*
#2483
GoldenEye 007 / Something needs to be done
August 17, 2007, 02:04:00 PM
Your mum needs to be done.

Anyone who posts in this topic is gay...

....yeah thats right.
#2484
General Chat / Zeitgeist - The Movie
August 16, 2007, 03:30:00 PM
The new Smashing Pumpkins album is called Zeitgeist. So how is Zeitgeist a german translation of Zeitgeist?

The two arent related.
#2485
General Chat / 2008 American Meet (August 13th-17th)
August 16, 2007, 03:21:00 AM
The funny thing is that Jimbo thinks I'm being serious. You know why? Because its exactly how he acts himself so he assumes its normal. But no, its not normal and anyone who considers that type of attitude seriously has PROBLEMS.
#2486
General Chat / Zeitgeist - The Movie
August 16, 2007, 03:20:00 AM
9/11 has been discussed too much here. I had a fear that 9/11 is the only thing people would bring up about the movie and nothing else. I would appreciate it if the other matters were discussed.
#2487
General Chat / Zeitgeist - The Movie
August 16, 2007, 02:29:00 AM
I would love to see this treasure trove of information. Please show it to me.
#2488
General Chat / Zeitgeist - The Movie
August 16, 2007, 12:56:00 AM
Well, if you believe the 9/11 stories you wouldnt think only complete retards would feel the same way. The only reason you would consider their opinion stupid is if it were different to your own. I dont agree with the mass media'd story but I wouldnt call anyone a retard for believing it.

I'm being serious about Ron Paul. I've never liked, or been interested in American politics but this guy is amazing. I've watched every video I can find him in and what he says matches my feelings exactly. The other candidates dont seem real, they seem like they are playing a stupid game to try and win approval. But this guy doesnt seem to do that at all and speaks from the heart.
#2489
General Chat / Zeitgeist - The Movie
August 16, 2007, 12:13:00 AM
Vote Ron Paul for president.
#2490
General Chat / Zeitgeist - The Movie
August 16, 2007, 12:10:00 AM
Thats the spirit, calling someone a retard if they think differently to you.

But thanks for watching it.
#2491
General Chat / 2008 American Meet (August 13th-17th)
August 15, 2007, 08:52:00 PM
Well, I do plan on travelling next year. If for some reason I was there, I'm pretty sure I would beat jimbo over and over and over and over again. Really easily too. From what I've seen he's not very good. Like, as soon as he came around a corner BANG he's dead. 100% head shots from anywhere in the level. He wont even be able to see me because I'm so quick. I'm that good. You've got nothing on that Jimbo, NOTHING.
#2492
General Chat / Zeitgeist - The Movie
August 15, 2007, 05:18:00 AM
www.zeitgeistmovie.com

Probably the best movie I've ever watched. Has changed the way I view the world. Anyone with a thirst for knowledge will love this movie. Anyone with an inability to hear opinions that differ to their own will hate this movie.

Please watch.
#2493
General Chat / OMG, IT CAN'T BE!!! A NEW SONG!
August 15, 2007, 12:51:00 AM
Thanks a lot man.
#2494
General Chat / 2008 American Meet (August 13th-17th)
August 14, 2007, 05:58:00 AM
From watching the videos, I think I would beat jimbo fairly easily.

pwned
#2495
GoldenEye 007 / 2006 Player of the Year vote! Illu vs Goose (recap below)
August 11, 2007, 09:48:00 PM
June 2006: K.. J..
July 2006: K.. J..
August 2006: K.. J..
SUMMER 2006: K.. J..

September 2006: K.. J..
October 2006: K.. J..
November 2006: K.. J..
FALL 2006: K.. J..

December 2006: K.. J..
January 2007: K.. J..
February 2007: K.. J..
WINTER 2007: K.. J..

March 2007: K.. J..
April 2007: K.. J..
May 2007: K.. J..
SPRING 2007: K.. J..

June 2007: K.. J..
July 2007: K.. J..
#2496
GoldenEye 007 / Ryans Dam 53
August 11, 2007, 09:46:00 PM
But the problem, Wouter, is that YOU dont have any to argue with.

Imagine that you're paying for a bill via the postal system with a money order. There are 3 steps in this process. The first step is the one involving you going down to the post office, buying the money order and sending the money order off. The second step involves the postal system getting your letter to where-ever it needs to go. The final step is the recipients of the letter to recieve the money order.

Ultimately the goal here is the final step and the two previous steps are simply are way to complete that goal indirectly. So what happens when the letter doesnt arrive? What happens when you have proof that you sent the letter but the letter is never recieved? The fact is, it doesnt matter how much proof you have that the letter was sent. If the letter doesnt arrive you are going to have to send another letter with another money order inside it.

Hopefully you've already applied that scenario to the one at hand. Yes, ryan sent the letter, but we never got it. His beef is with the postal company and he fully accepts the risks when he sends letters through them. I think all postal companies have an insurance policy or something like that to deal with situations like this. That kind of concept cannot be applied here though. Therefore its one of those things you have to be prepared for and understand before you play the game seriously.

-K..
#2497
GoldenEye 007 / Bryan
August 10, 2007, 10:29:00 PM
Lol, if Clemens wanted to come around my house (Even though I live out of home anyways) I sure as hell wouldnt ask either. And even if by some amazing chance word got back to me that he would be allowed to stay, I would kill myself before word ever got back to Clemens.

Check and Mate.
#2498
General Chat / Happy Birthday to the newest Triple Champ!
August 08, 2007, 11:23:00 PM
Happy birthday Matt Cook!

Not exactly a 'new' triple champ. I mean he's been the champ of being gay, homosexual AND holds the record for most fudge packed in a single day. But these titles have been his for a while now.

If you want YOUR fudge packed, wish him a happy 21st.

Love you Matt xoxo
#2499
General Chat / The Goldeneye Multi World Championship [all vids up!]
August 05, 2007, 07:40:00 PM
Shouldnt it be the Virginia Championship?
#2500
General Chat / OMG, IT CAN'T BE!!! A NEW SONG!
August 05, 2007, 10:29:00 AM
Thanks dude http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">
#2501
General Chat / The Goldeneye Multi World Championship [all vids up!]
August 05, 2007, 09:12:00 AM
Wtf is going on?
#2502
General Chat / OMG, IT CAN'T BE!!! A NEW SONG!
August 03, 2007, 06:50:00 AM
Yo, a new song!

www.myspace.com/neotenous

It's called Finally.
#2503
General Chat / MSN
August 01, 2007, 06:53:00 AM
#2504
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!
July 27, 2007, 11:57:00 PM
If I did that I would get 42.
#2505
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!
July 27, 2007, 06:22:00 AM
Im gonna play g5 sa next tuesday cause i have the day off work. I actually believe i can beat any time anyone else can get on g5 lol, so i'll have to prove it. I will def get 44 soon if not on tuesday, maybe 43.

Still a really good effort by illu though.
#2506
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!
July 24, 2007, 12:51:00 AM
Lol really nice job dude!

Looks like I'm gonna have to play it now http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">
#2507
General Chat / Think you're a genius?
July 21, 2007, 10:34:00 PM
Dude, you cant tell if he's being serious or not because you have no friends here and no one likes you.

However many people here suck my cock all the time.
#2508
GoldenEye 007 / Post Your Best Legit Fails Here^^^!
July 21, 2007, 10:29:00 PM
Just push her like you push Jon in escape.

I get fast natalyas every time.
#2509
General Chat / Think you're a genius?
July 21, 2007, 01:44:00 AM
I think its because we have mirror-imaged'd names.
#2510
General Chat / Think you're a genius?
July 20, 2007, 11:31:00 PM
I dont understand. http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">

I dont see why you would agree with me but try to pay me out at the same time.

I can only assume you're an idiot. But then again it wouldnt so much be an assumption as it would be a fact.
#2511
General Chat / Think you're a genius?
July 19, 2007, 08:33:00 PM
You're a fag, you try to mock me and then end up agreeing with me?

Faggymcfagsallovertheplacetryingtocatchotherfagssohecanputhisfagpenisinsidethemandcumallintheirassholesandotherfagrelatedactivitiessimilartoassrootingasslickingandanalfisting.
#2512
GoldenEye 007 / Post Your Best Legit Fails Here^^^!
July 19, 2007, 07:13:00 PM
I know your mum well.
#2513
General Chat / Think you're a genius?
July 19, 2007, 01:22:00 AM
OMG! I GOT IT IN 2 SECONDS WITHOUT EVEN SEEING THE SOLUTION. I'M SO SMART ANYONE WHO CAN'T DO IT IS STUPID. EVERYONE WHO CANT FIGURE THIS OUT IN UNDER 8 SECONDS MUST BE A RETARD. I EVEN TRIED FAILING AT IT BUT ACCIDENTLY SOLVED IT CAUSE ITS SO EASY, IT WAS A BIT SLOWER THOUGH TOOK A FULL 7 SECONDS.

</video game nerd trying to impress other video game nerds i.e. all above posts>
#2514
GoldenEye 007 / &quot;New&quot; guy here! (And :15 Archives theory)
July 19, 2007, 01:16:00 AM
Omg this is the best strat ever....

Of course... I did write a complete walkthrough on archives that mentions this about 5 years ago.

It's ok though, you'll get there.
#2515
GoldenEye 007 / Post Your Best Legit Fails Here^^^!
July 19, 2007, 01:14:00 AM
It says 'legit fails', not 'thought i probably would have possibly gotten this time if i didnt DIE'.
#2516
General Chat / Skateboarders around?
July 18, 2007, 03:36:00 PM
Golden rule of skating is.. Dont break your fall with your wrist, or you'll get owned.
#2517
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!
July 16, 2007, 02:43:00 AM
Lol i thought of that years ago just never did it for some reason. Though I remember trying to do it with matt and greg. In conclusion, i rule.
#2518
GoldenEye 007 / Post New WR Discussion Here!!
July 14, 2007, 11:24:00 PM
Wouter's post in a nutshell....

>>

"What's the point of living if someone else can achieve the same things that you can. What's the point of living if you're not worshipped by everyone and coinsidered the best at everything. I'm a fuckwit."

<<

Idiot.
#2519
The Elite Poll Archives / Elite Poll of the Week: Poll #9
July 12, 2007, 03:24:00 PM
I'm masturbating right now.
#2520
General Chat / OMG, IT CAN'T BE!!! A NEW SONG!
July 06, 2007, 10:54:00 PM
If you check out my myspace www.myspace.com/neotenous You can check out my latest work.

I completely redid The War, and now it is something amazing, so check it out!
#2521
General Chat / OMG, IT CAN'T BE!!! A NEW SONG!
June 28, 2007, 02:54:00 AM
Hey guys, got a new song called 'The War - Part 1". Its the first of a 2 part song.

Ive done a lot better than my other songs as im just getting better in general at doing things.
#2522
GoldenEye 007 / Post New WR Discussion Here!!
June 25, 2007, 03:26:00 PM
The general rule is, if Jim has it, its usually pretty easy to go faster.
#2523
GoldenEye 007 / The Goldeneye World Records Database
June 22, 2007, 06:02:00 AM
i meant a lot of my old wrs are there at all. Like...

train sa 1:48 which was untied when i got it from way back in 2000 and surface 1 agent 1:06 which was untied when i got it.

I also tied 1:10 and 1:11 on frigate sa when they were wr's. And also I had bunker 1 agent 18. Also facility agent 49 when it was a wr. And dam sa 1:20 when it was a wr.
#2524
GoldenEye 007 / The Goldeneye World Records Database
June 20, 2007, 01:59:00 AM
Yeah tons of my wr's are on there. http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">

Where are some saved pages?
#2525
General Chat / 2007 Summer Contest: Matchups and Results
June 13, 2007, 12:15:00 AM
Lovins takes this too seriously, I mean look at his title!
#2526
General Chat / Skateboarders around?
May 31, 2007, 08:34:00 PM
I'll post a vid of me doing a trick I know you wont be able to do.

Get into primo, primo flip to primo, big flip out.

-K..
#2527
General Chat / Skateboarders around?
May 31, 2007, 03:27:00 PM
Lol you didnt even get into primo properly, thats the most retarded thing ever.

I pwn you.
#2528
General Chat / GRAFFITI!
May 27, 2007, 12:32:00 AM
Pretty much the gayest thing ive ever seen.
#2529
GoldenEye 007 / Post new WR discussion here
May 25, 2007, 03:32:00 PM
I predict 1:13:59 by next week.
#2530
GoldenEye 007 / I'm not whoarding/Boss
May 24, 2007, 09:19:00 PM
If I was playing I could beat you goose.
#2531
General Chat / New Blood Rising: The 2007 Summer Contest
May 23, 2007, 05:49:00 AM
Adam, stop your fucking whinging you little fucking bitch.

BTW.........














Adam........














Suck my cock.
#2532
General Chat / OMG, IT CAN'T BE!!! A NEW SONG!
May 18, 2007, 04:56:00 AM
remember the address is www.myspace.com/neotenous
#2533
General Chat / OMG, IT CAN'T BE!!! A NEW SONG!
May 18, 2007, 03:54:00 AM
Hey guys I just uploaded a SWEET new song.
#2534
General Chat / OMG, IT CAN'T BE!!! A NEW SONG!
May 07, 2007, 06:42:00 AM
Thanks mallow, you're pretty awesome yourself.
#2535
General Chat / The Biggest Summer Ever [The Simpsons have arrived!]
May 06, 2007, 08:49:00 PM
QuoteQuote:
and i'm still surprised we convey black as evil.


I think you're forgetting the fact that spiderman was written and published......



......FORTY YEARS AGO.



Some people these days......
#2536
General Chat / The Biggest Summer Ever [The Simpsons have arrived!]
April 30, 2007, 10:05:00 PM
The simpsons has been the show I've watched the most. And I can always remember watching it throughout my entire life.

I will go and see it, if nothing else, to say thanks for the laughs.
#2537
General Chat / OMG, IT CAN'T BE!!! A NEW SONG!
April 29, 2007, 05:09:00 AM
Yeah thanks dude.

I use a program for the drum beats and they dont reflect how the drums will sound in the end. Cause im not a drummer http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">
#2538
General Chat / The pic is up, who's with me!? 420!
April 29, 2007, 03:42:00 AM
Yeah I find that usually people who have never done drugs, and think other people shouldnt do them are really, really boring are usually fuckwits.

The first step to being a @#%$ is thinking you know what is best for other people. Shut the fuck up?

Its fair enough to not use them, but to say that someone who does is less worthy a person than yourself just shows how worthless you are yourself.
#2539
General Chat / OMG, IT CAN'T BE!!! A NEW SONG!
April 29, 2007, 03:14:00 AM
Yeah now Ive put up the entire song 'The Hurricane'.

Its quite metal though so look out!
#2540
General Chat / OMG, IT CAN'T BE!!! A NEW SONG!
April 26, 2007, 06:49:00 AM
Hey dudes I just downloaded a sneak preview to my newest song. The song is called 'The Hurricane' and I've uploaded the solo to it, which is pretty cool!

If you wanna check out my skills give it a look!
#2541
General Chat / OMG, IT CAN'T BE!!! A NEW SONG!
April 19, 2007, 08:31:00 PM
Nah its not really the direction I want with that song. Trust me when I want double bass you'll know it.

I definitely want write things that a lot of people can enjoy, so I dont really want anything too heavy apart from the guitar parts.
#2542
General Chat / OMG, IT CAN'T BE!!! A NEW SONG!
April 19, 2007, 03:28:00 PM
It should be working now, I know that yesterday it wasnt cause myspace is gay.
#2543
General Chat / The 9/11 Conspiracy
April 19, 2007, 07:09:00 AM
Obviously if what he is saying was true, most terrorist would try and claim responsibility for it. I mean, it would make them appear greater than they were. The greatest terrorist attack in history, I would be suprised if 20 other terrorist agencies put up there hand and said they did it.
#2544
General Chat / The worst shooting in American History
April 19, 2007, 06:33:00 AM
Yeah I'm not sure if this is a good thing but Australia still holds the record for worst gun massacre http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/grin.gif ALT=" >D">
#2545
General Chat / OMG, IT CAN'T BE!!! A NEW SONG!
April 19, 2007, 06:32:00 AM
I just started a new song, and it seems to be a lot more mainstream friendly. I think this could be a really great song when I'm finished, which will hopefully be by the end of the weekend.

I will let you know when its up!
#2546
GoldenEye 007 / Post New WR Discussion Here!!
April 19, 2007, 03:05:00 AM
Woah, everyone look out! DAA has an opinion and he's not afraid to use it!
#2547
General Chat / The 9/11 Conspiracy
April 19, 2007, 02:58:00 AM
WIWF has obviously studied the O.J. Simpson trial very well.
#2548
Perfect Dark / Today I got...
April 18, 2007, 12:28:00 AM
Woah Matt slow down! If you get any more great times with NTSC I'm gonna have to play again to prevent you from overtaking me.
#2549
GoldenEye 007 / Skipping Dialogue In Archives.
April 18, 2007, 12:27:00 AM
stfu
#2550
GoldenEye 007 / Skipping Dialogue In Archives.
April 17, 2007, 04:54:00 PM
But he didnt do it twice in one sentence.
#2551
General Chat / OMG, IT CAN'T BE!!! A NEW SONG!
April 15, 2007, 10:29:00 PM
I added the intro to my new song, so check it out!
#2552
GoldenEye 007 / Skipping Dialogue In Archives.
April 15, 2007, 10:14:00 PM
The length of time that an interaction lasts has nothing to do with the txt you see on the screen. Its an internal timer. The time at which each of those different txts appear is based on internal timer, not on the length of time the previous txt was up for.
#2553
General Chat / OMG, IT CAN'T BE!!! A NEW SONG!
April 15, 2007, 09:47:00 PM
The speed and layout of the song is exactly what I want for it. It would just be a matter of fixing tones and adding more layers when I changed things.

I started work on another song, and I think I'll upload the intro to it.
#2554
General Chat / My music creations
April 15, 2007, 09:41:00 PM
Woah everyone look out, Darren has an opinion!
#2555
General Chat / OMG, IT CAN'T BE!!! A NEW SONG!
April 15, 2007, 09:39:00 PM
Thanks heaps guys.

If you download a torrent program you can get Fruity Loops. Its about 50 megs and make sure you get one with a patch that registers it.

The song atm is something to show people the direction the song is going and is far from finished. The solos are improvised, I have hopes for a much more melodic style of solos.
#2556
General Chat / OMG, IT CAN'T BE!!! A NEW SONG!
April 15, 2007, 01:06:00 PM
Btw, the song is actually called "Soon to be Released". So dont confuse that with actually being released or anything lol.
#2557
General Chat / OMG, IT CAN'T BE!!! A NEW SONG!
April 15, 2007, 12:43:00 PM
Thanks heaps for your critisism dude.

Yeah well all I had at the start of the day was the foundational riffs I hadnt put any thought into the lead parts or any other parts. So hopefully in the next week I will add things to the song etc. I will try placing a solo somewhere in the middle to keep interest http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Glad you liked it though.
#2558
General Chat / OMG, IT CAN'T BE!!! A NEW SONG!
April 15, 2007, 12:17:00 PM
So I illegally downloaded a music editing program and figured out how to record onto my computer straight from my guitar pedal and now what I have is a new interest. OMG. I mean its not really new, I always have liked making songs but its pretty useless having a cool riff if its not recorded anywhere.

So I spent today creating a song using layered guitar pieces and an electronic drum machine that came with the editing program I use. You can listen to the song I made at this site....

www.myspace.com/neotenous

I had a friend over tonight and while he was here I came up with a great idea. Im not too keen on being in a band, I want my songs to be my songs and I want a lot of input into the music I create. But at the same time I want a drummer, singer and bassist to help me to create awesome beats and melodies and lyrics. So I had the brilliant idea of using a different drummer, singer and bassist for every song that I make. Basically I would create a song which is based heavily around my guitar, and then I would ask a drummer etc to put their influence into it.

I create a specific sound when I write music, so I think that will resonate through each song I create. However the great thing is that with every new song there will be different vocal, drum and bass influences.

So anyways, listen to the song I posted on that myspace which will give you an idea of the style of music that I write. I guess I will just use this topic to update my stuff and post new music I make.

Once I get the attention of some musicians who want to be a part of my project I will make a much more professional recording of my songs, but initially they will be half assed jobs to just give people an idea of where the song is heading.

Thanks if you listen.
#2559
GoldenEye 007 / Hardest records?
April 14, 2007, 07:32:00 AM
If you dont think I'm already as nice and cute as I need to be, you can suck my hairy @#%$.

Love you.
#2560
GoldenEye 007 / Hardest records?
April 13, 2007, 11:20:00 PM
If you thought my post was actually trying to convince anyone of anything, you're a complete fucking retard.

I'm looking at you DAA, that was one of the most pathetic and useless posts I've ever seen.. even if it was harmless.

If you dont understand what I'm talking about than you're even more of a stain.
#2561
GoldenEye 007 / Hardest records?
April 13, 2007, 07:28:00 AM
You guys dont even know what you're trying to argue about ffs!

FACT: Everyone agrees that a good time on frigate basically comes down to the speed of the hostages.

FACT: Wouter sucks hairy balls.

FACT: I am the best ever.

No one here is contesting the skill:luck ratio of frigate. I'm fairly certain everyone has a clear idea of what is involved. So.. what is this arguement about you ask? Well.....

Point A: This arguement states that frigate should not be higher on the list because it doesnt require the same amount of skill as most of the other records.

Point B: This arguement states that frigate should be placed higher on the list because the luck needed to achieve the time is much higher than other levels.

Solution: Make 2 fucking lists. One for luck and one for skill, you stupid, whiney fucks.

Also, stop being such bitches.

For the sake of arguement though, the topic states 'Hardest' records. Dictionary.com defines the word hard as meaning.. "not soft; solid and firm to the touch; unyielding to pressure and impenetrable or almost impenetrable". So think about THAT next time you make a topic with such a rediculously subjective title.
#2562
GoldenEye 007 / Hardest records?
April 12, 2007, 09:37:00 PM
Not to take anything away from the fact that 23 is amazing, although i'm only willing to give wouter a head job for his persistance and not for the skill it takes to get it.

Its just a time thing really. I could buy50 million lottery tickets and win, but that doesnt make winning any more difficult. It all comes down to how much you're willing to invest.
#2563
GoldenEye 007 / Hardest records?
April 12, 2007, 03:32:00 PM
Its his opinion you unhappy fucks, get over it.

Besides, EVERYONE knows that 23 speed to get on frigate is fairly easy for almost all of the good players.

Winning the lottery is not difficult, nor is getting struck by lightning.

Thats what I think, if you have a problem with it go cry to your fat mother.

pwned
#2564
General Chat / In the land of the blind...
April 08, 2007, 08:52:00 PM
That is why you fail.
#2565
GoldenEye 007 / Final Times.
April 07, 2007, 03:57:00 AM
wtf
#2566
General Chat / sad news from me
March 26, 2007, 02:43:00 AM
I may be way off here but I'm pretty sure the patient takes responsibility for any risks involved.
#2567
FFA / Capture the Fag
March 19, 2007, 07:16:00 AM
I have a video of Matt Cook doing Ryan Dwyer in 53 seconds but I'm not sure who would be the best person to send it to. Preferably I'd like to send it to someone in Australia but if no one is willing I may be able to send it to someone in America.

Thanks.
#2568
General Chat / The 9/11 Conspiracy
March 15, 2007, 03:31:00 PM
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#2569
General Chat / The 9/11 Conspiracy
March 14, 2007, 04:58:00 PM
QuoteQuote:
I'm no expert but neither are none of you, and and people who say it's a conspiracy I "think" are just trying to prove something else.... instead... Maybe you are all bush haters? i dunno who knows.


This proves you that you have an inbuilt complex that is affecting your decoding process. If thats your frame of reference for everyone argueing against you in this topic it will greatly affect how you interpret the information presented.

Like I had already shown, all of the formulas regarding the collapse are mathematically sound but the variables are all completely wrong. The building cannot have fallen through itself like that, regardless of why it initially fell.

I do not care about Bush or who is running your country. I wouldnt give 2 squirts of piss about whatever president you have or what policies your government enforces. If you mention Bush or politics again I will slap you.
#2570
General Chat / The 9/11 Conspiracy
March 14, 2007, 08:21:00 AM
One more thing about the "Too hard to keep people quiet" arguement. There are thousands upon thousands of people screaming out to the world about their thoughts on the collapse. Most of them argueing the point that the towers were demolished.

It is obviously clear that the opinion of a pawn is disregarded completely. Even thousands upon thousands of people are being disregard. Its not a matter of people remaining quiet, its a matter of the media not allowing it to be broadcast or printed.

Only a very select few of people would actually have the responsibility to change the majority of Americans' opinion.

*Please also note that when shown the evidence, people without an American flag lodged up their ass tend to agree that the towers didnt collapse naturally*
#2571
General Chat / The 9/11 Conspiracy
March 14, 2007, 07:47:00 AM
Good to see you found a blog too.. awesome find there. Maybe I'll go write one, link to it, and use it as evidence to support my case. I love the way he said that there were 61 people who agreed to fake their death (the people who were onboard the flight that hit the pentagon). Oh yeah, and Im sure the other 3000 people in the towers agreed to 'fake their death' as well.

The official theory of how the towers collapsed has been debunked. You cannot argue the point by saying that it couldnt have been 'insert theory here'.

Like I previously have said, which so completely dismantles the collapse theory is that you cannot view the top section as one complete mass, and the bottom section as 90 singular masses. They are both either complete masses or completely comprised of singular masses.

The transfer of momentum theory is incorrect because that assumes that there is a single large mass falling onto individual, much smaller masses. It has been completely debunked.

I looked more into that site that had the longer collapse times and it was using itself the entire time as a reference. It actually states the fact that almost every other site, video, report states 10 seconds.
#2572
General Chat / The 9/11 Conspiracy
March 14, 2007, 07:18:00 AM
So you're saying that the official report from the US Government is incorrect...

Riiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhhttt......

If this is true, you must also discredit everything else that is said in the report.

What's it going to be?

Besides, every video made about the attack says it fell in 10 seconds. Plus all of the official reports have stated 10 seconds. Plus everything else like the equipment used to measure earthquakes show 10 second collapses etc And you've found a said that merely says "Yeah it doesnt look like 10 seconds it looks more like 13.23 seconds"

But anyways, if you discredit one thing from a report you must also discredit everything.
#2573
General Chat / The 9/11 Conspiracy
March 14, 2007, 05:46:00 AM
Did I not tell you to do your research? Given the fact that its a widely accepted fact that the buildings fell in 10 seconds, your credibility will be completely severed after this post.

Here is the OFFICIAL report from the governments 911 commission.

www.9-11commission.gov/re...rt_Ch9.htm

In case you are too lazy/illiterate (I assume both given your last post) to read it, here is a quote from it...

"At 9:58:59, the South Tower collapsed in ten seconds.."

Now that we know you arent aware of even the most basic facts you should also probably stay out of the arguement.

Here is another site you should look at...

911blimp.net/prf_FreeFallPhysics.shtml

#2574
General Chat / The 9/11 Conspiracy
March 14, 2007, 04:31:00 AM
QuoteQuote:
So... the top half of the building wasn't destroyed as it fell, but the bottom half was... and from this you conclude that the World Trade Center was blown up by the American government, on purpose?


Samsim, you may be a maths genious, but this setence makes you look like a complete retard. I never once mentioned the US government, or that the buildings fell on purpose. Im saying the current theory that the buildings were destroyed in 10 seconds due the top 20 floors falling downwards is impossible.

Please learn how to read the names next to posts next time. If thats too hard to do then its probably best you just dont post in general.
#2575
General Chat / The 9/11 Conspiracy
March 13, 2007, 06:14:00 AM
Lol do your research, they were 10 second collapses.
#2576
General Chat / The 9/11 Conspiracy
March 13, 2007, 04:32:00 AM
The top would have certainly had to have remained intact for the entire building to fall in 10 seconds. There would have had to have been a single mass (starting from the top) that pushed downwards at freefall speed.

The theory most people have stuck in their brains is that the weight of the falling section hits the top floor of the bottom section, it cant hold the weight, crumbles, and then the top section proceeds to the 2nd to top floor. But what you have to understand is that the bottom floor of the top section will also crumble.

When the 2 sections make contact only the mass of the bottom story of the top section will matter upon the very first impact. However, you could argue that the entire weight of the top section comes into account because of the structure. But then you would have to argue that the bottom section is also one single mass because of the structure.

If you drop a ball off the top of the tower it will take 9 seconds to hit the ground. The speed will be increasing the entire way down due to gravity. If you hold a ball half way up the building, and wait till the ball thrown from the top of the building reaches half way, then release the ball, the ball that was thrown from the ground will hit first. It will take time for the stationary ball to accelerate. So given the fact that the entire building fell in 10 seconds, the top mass would have had to have remained intact and completely pulverised the building on the way down. Which we know is impossible.

This needs explanation.*

*Well I believe one explanation to be explosives.
#2577
General Chat / The 9/11 Conspiracy
March 13, 2007, 01:33:00 AM
LOL everyone just completely ignored my post. Answer me!!!!!! Try to argue it please.
#2578
General Chat / The 9/11 Conspiracy
March 12, 2007, 03:39:00 PM
I think you mean short and pointless.
#2579
General Chat / The 9/11 Conspiracy
March 12, 2007, 08:27:00 AM
Someone please answer me THIS question because Im not sure if I have the right idea about this.

But... for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. The top section of the building is made of the same materials as the bottom section of the building. Both section have almost idential mass per square meter. Even though when the top section falls it will have more kinetic energy than the bottom section, the exact same force will be applied to the top section as would the bottom section. Therefore, if the top section of the building had enough force to destroy the structure below, than it would also have destroyed the structure above.

As the density of each section of the building were identical, there would have been a stalemate of energy. And given that the OVERALL mass of the bottom section of building was far greater than the overall mass of the top section (they are 2 seperate masses at this point), and also that the density of both sections were almost identical. There is no way that the building could have completely toppled unless it was a pancake effect, which is WASNT.

Once again.. If the section of building above the impact point of the plane was 30 stories, and the section of building below the impact point of the plane was 80 stories... If the top 30 stories fell with enough force to completely shatter x number of floors of the section below, that would mean that x number of floors would then be shattered in the top section. Remembering that the density of both sections are, for sake of arguement, identical.

Please explain this, as I'm pretty sure people have been seeing things like this... The top 30 floors are one collective mass, and each floor of the building below are single masses.

As I said I may be way off, but then again, maybe I'm dead right.
#2580
General Chat / The 9/11 Conspiracy
March 11, 2007, 08:56:00 PM
The theory of air pessure....

I dont understand how if the collapse wasnt pancake that it could continously compress air in the lower levels. If the outer supports were constantly buckling it would air allow out through the sides of the crumbling area wouldnt it?

I also dont see why a massive jet of smoke would shot out of an ordinary office building. Some of the jets were coming out around 20-30 floors below the falling section so there wouldnt be smoke there.

Also there werent any experiments or tests to back up this theory. It seems like a really, really, really poor explanation that can be incredibly easily debunked.
#2581
General Chat / The 9/11 Conspiracy
March 11, 2007, 03:27:00 AM
Thanks for that post Jon thats a lot better than 95% of the previous ones.

I think its funny how the tree metaphor that I came up with was the same as the one in the document lol http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  

The NIST's report is argued comprehensively in this video....

video.google.com/videopla...34732032&q
#2582
General Chat / The 9/11 Conspiracy
March 10, 2007, 11:24:00 PM
QuoteQuote:
But it can burn hot enough to soften and hence weaken the metal. This has happened many times before in other fires.


If this is what happened, then why was the other 70 floors BELOW the fire weakened. Lets for a second completely ignore the fact that there were still people alive inside the impact zone of the planes, suggesting that it was not very hot around that area at all. And lets ignore the fact that there was a lot of deep black smoke suggesting that the fires were lacking sufficent fuel to burn properly. If the steel core was weakened it would have only been weakened at the area of impact. The ENTIRE steel core below the impact zone should have been completely stable. When the upper piece of the building crumbled, it should have met resistance by a structurally sound core and then toppled to the side (a direction where there is no resistance). For instance, when you cut down a tree does the top segment of the tree smash down and completely disintergrate the stump of the tree? Or does it fall where there is no resistance which is to the side.

Jimbo's vid did nothing to debunk any conspirator theory. It fists a possible scenario into an event using about 3 of the known facts that could be cause by MANY different things. If you're suggesting that an AMERICAN AIRLINES COMMERCIAL PASSENGER JET, and NOTHING but an American Airlines passenger jet few into the pentage because light poles were knocked out of the ground, you are suggesting that in any other plane crash where light poles were knocked out it must have been an american airlines passenger jet. Using the light poles as evidence is useless as the poles could have been knocked over by any type of plane (spy plane, light aircraft). Besides, does anyone know the wing of a commercial jet is made of? It WOBBLES when you fly. Yet there are no pieces of wing outside of the pentagon (assuming the when the wings struck the light poles pieces would have ripped/broken off). Exchibit A shows that something knocked over the lights, but did not get any evidence as to why that this reflects the flight path of a commercial airline.

The surveilence footage that the video contains completely bypasses the point of impact. I know the reason for this is because only 5 frames of the impact were released. And the video never shows a plane, and suggests that the smoke billowing from the plane means that it was an AMERICAN AIRLINES COMMERCIAL PASSENGER JET. But if this was the case, in any plane crash that involves smoke would have to involve an American Airlines commercial passenger jet.The smoke could have been caused by a light commercial plane or small spy plane fitted with a missile. It does not show the actual plane and therefore is pointless. The suggesting of smoke = american airlines passenger jet is unintelligent. Also, it claims that one of the light pole impacts caused the engine to start billowing smoke. However, the plane is supposedly travelling at over 500 miles per hour. As the plane was declining into the building the period of the time between hitting the light poles and crashing the pentagon would be incredibly slight. There would not be sufficient time for a noticable amount of smoke to billow from the engin before it hit the pentagon. That computer video had the plane really slow to its easy to forget the fact that its travelling so fast and would not create a sufficient smoke trail.

Exhibit C undamaged spools. This is supposed to be evidence to suggest that an AMERICAN AIRLINES COMMERCIAL PASSENGER JET smashed into the building? Once again its circumstancial, and even then, the circumstances dont even point to the correct arguement!

Exhibit D structual damage. Once again this fact does not point towards an American Airlines commericial passenger jet. Everyone is aware that something hit the pentagon, so whatever did would have caused this damage. However this does not show any evidence to suggest any specific means of destruction.

Exhibit E airplane debris. This is completely covered in loose change. The debris is completely inconsistent with an American Airlines commericial passenger jet. The engines have gone completely missing and the other identifiable parts of the plane are missing. The debris scattered around are able to be picked up by hand. This only suggests a much smaller plane. In fact mentioning the debris in this video actually hurts the arguement rather than justifies it. Also, as there is no clear footage of the crash site before the crash we cannot prove that the pieces of debris came from the plane and were not already placed there moments before the crash. No one has clearly stated that the lawn was free of small shell debris before the crash.

The main reason that it would be hard for someone to come forward and claim something publicly is because before something is made publicly it needs a means to do so. You cant just go on tv that easily and broadcast something to the entire country as its controlled by higher powers. If this is a conspiracy (which I believe) the pawns used Im sure would have been led to the believe other stories and reasons for things happened.





#2583
General Chat / The 9/11 Conspiracy
March 10, 2007, 02:30:00 PM
Lol people here have no idea how to argue points! I dont really have a good framework of how i will set out my arguement so ill just write things as I think it.

The people suggesting that this is a conspiracy are being complete RETARDS in this arguement. What are you trying to prove here? Are you trying to prove that the US government destroyed the buildings for whatever reason, or are you trying to argue that the building were just destroyed in general by whoever for whatever reason. Dont try to argue 2 different points at once because you will look like a stupid dick.

I personally believe that the towers were demolished by explosives. However, I do not know the who's or the why's. I only know all of the evidence that suggests just that one fact. So this is the fact that Im going to argue for, and nothing else. So if anyone rebuts me with a stupid question like "Yeah but why would the government do that", I will call you stupid a lot and.. thats probably about it.

The people who believe the media etc, have not argued a single point against the actual PURPOSE of the videos. You are completely ignoring the actual core arguement and skipping straight to the who and why questions. And on top of that, the other side is being so fucking retarded that they forget what they are argueing about and are trying to answer the completely off topic and stupid questions!

Simple phsyics can be applied to the twin towers, even if there are no records of a similar sized buildings falling. If you needed a past reference for calculating physics we would still be using our fucking hands to rip apart wild animals. Isnt the whole purpose of physics to predict to the outcomes of events using formulas so you dont have to trial and error everything? I think the most important factor in the collapse of the towers is that one of them fell faster than simple gravity would allow it to. If the building simply pancaked it would take much longer because of resistance etc blah blah etc

You know what though, anyone who hasnt even seen that video should not even be argueing in this topic. Im talking about the first video posted by spiderwaffle btw. Our entire case is presented beautifully in that video.

In quick summary...

*Towers fell too fast and precisely
*You can see explosions coming out of the building way below where the actual pankcake effect would be felt.
*Fuel cannot burn hot enough to the melt the steel core

etc...

Also...

*Half of the initially claimed hijackers were found to be still alive and living in the middle east
*There was a small explosion a split second before each of the planes hit the building (also in some footage you can see something being projected from the plane).
*The planes in the footage arent congruent with the planes that left the airport

About the pentagon video that tyler showed....

Why is it the the footage of the plane hitting the pentagon is missing, while directly after the plane hitting the footage goes back to normal. The wreckage of the plane was not congruent with the size of the plane that supposedly hit the pentagon. About the eyewitnesses, one theory is that is what an unmanned spy plane but not an actual commercial liner. One of these went missing from the army apparently. I cant really supposed this though. However the accuracy of which the plane hit the pentagon what UNBELIEVABLE. It declined perfectly into it without even touching the ground before hand. Thats like landing a paper plane on a 5 cent piece. But once again thats circumstancial. Here is food for though though. The pentagon is supposed to be one of the most secure and surveiled places on earth. There are cameras every 10 meters or so. But no footage of the plane striking it?

Anyway ill argue later. Please dont be stupid and address the point at hand. Like I said i dont claim to know WHY or WHO, I only know that a 110 story building does not fall in 8 seconds FREE FALL let alone the fact that it has most of the stories to get through.
#2584
General Chat / PWNED
March 10, 2007, 01:47:00 PM
Good for you illu, good for you.
#2585
General Chat / PWNED
March 10, 2007, 10:50:00 AM
I didnt make any assumptions about your life whatsoever. Saying you should play sports does not suggest that i think you dont, im simply relating that particular action to this context.

QuoteQuote:
I guess my problem here is thinking that if I find a girl is attractive, she has earned the priviledge of me being nice to her, just because she's nice to look at or whatever. This is wrong from what you're saying?


This is spot on dude.

Hey actually do you have msn or aim?
#2586
General Chat / PWNED
March 10, 2007, 01:54:00 AM
When something you hear is unfavourable, it simply means that it is an inner truth that you were unable to bring yourself to believe.

I mean its HILARIOUS when you think about it. You yourself said what the successful guys do when they are around girls. They screw around with them. Play jokes all the time. Act in a way that you think is disrespectful (even though it really isnt). But then you do the OPPOSITE and wonder why you have trouble? This is the same truth that happens with so many guys who think they are 'nice'. They arent 'nice' they are simply weak. Too weak to stand up for themselves and say NO, I do not accept this, I want something better.
#2587
General Chat / PWNED
March 10, 2007, 01:34:00 AM
Ryan...

QuoteQuote:
Would my desicion not to start a relationship with her been because males are not attracted to thoes qualities (going back to instincts) and are just concerned about which women will supply sex for them so they can reproduce?


No, attraction has nothing to do with whether or not she will put out for you. Every girl puts out, but only with a male that she is attracted to and has built up enough comfort with. I have had sex with girls that I am not very attracted to. Having sex with someone does not mean that you are attracted to them, especially with males. Attraction only raises the chances of mating with someone.

While attraction does often lead to sex, they are two different things and must be dealt with seperately. Especially when you are dealing with a problem that involved a lack of sex. The problem always is a result of a lack of character, but it usually relates moreso to a specific area of character. For example, you may be very successful and can spark attraction in females, however you also lack self esteem which prevents you from eloping. Or the opposite, you cannot spark attraction but you have enough confidence to approach women and try to make things happen.

The recipe for creating attraction in men is something like 80% physical appearance and health, and 20% personality compatability. For women is kind of flipped over with 20% being physical appearance and health and 80% personality (character). You should also be aware of the fact that everything in your life is a direct result of your character. This means that the character is the cause, and everything else in life is an effect. Therefore status, success, wealth etc is a sign of character. So they are both directly related and will create attraction
(character is portrayed through body language and direct communication, however a females attraction trigger can be switched on by signs of character too). However you should also note that while signs of character will create attraction, if the body language and direct communication conflicts with the signs of character, it will kill attraction.

QuoteQuote:
I believe in that statement, and I believe I exhibit these qualities for the most part. So I guess my question would be why I don't have girls attracted to me sexually.

Girls are attracted to me as a friend, a leader, a nice guy to talk to, and things like that. I can only assume this is because I exhibit those aforementioned qualities. Girls however are not attracted to me sexually.


I might go into this deeply because you seem to have a false vision of yourself (evidently because you lack success with women).

First and foremost, these qualities create sexual attraction in women. Just like when you see a hot girl walk into the room and feel a powerful attraction for her, she will feel the same thing towards a man if he has high character.

I should have probably added to the list honest and responsible. First ill mention why you arent being responsible in this area. Do you think culture can prevent you from finding a good looking girl attractive? It is an automatic response, not a choice, and it is instinctive. It is prewired in your brain what you do and do not find attractive. It is already imprinted inside you when you are born, it is not the result of social programming. If you have an issue with creating sexual attraction, it is no ones responsibility but yours. It is not responsible to blame culture, or the girl, it is 100% your problem. Luckily, that is AWESOME, because you can GROW. If you have the right beliefs you can grow into a man that many, many women will find attractive. But the very first step is understanding that IT IS IN YOUR HANDS AND YOUR HANDS ONLY.

Now on to honesty.. If you are attracted to a female you should tell them. If you are hoping that something will happen between you and a female, and you are not telling them, you are being dishonest. If the fact that girls only like you as a friend is a problem... be honest about it to them and most importantly yourself. And dont you dare say that you like being friends with them, because its obviously a problem if you mentioned it! Friends are friends, it's nothing sexual, so dont be friends with girls you find attractive if their actually friendship does not outweigh the prospect of having sex with them. If you actually enjoyed their company this wouldnt be an issue. Ive done this before myself, been 'friends' with a hot girl and could only think about @#%$ her. That is not a TRUE FRIEND, it is dishonest to them and yourself.

Nothing I said about being a man will make a girl want to be your friend. Girls have lots of girl friends.. are they men? They certainly arent, if a girl comes to you with their problems it's because you show a lot of femanine qualities. I dont want to tell girls i am attracted to my sob stories. I want to tell me mummy sob stories! I want to FUCK girls that im attracted to!

Loyalty, respect, power etc has little to do with how comfortable a girl will feel around you. In fact, these things make a girl feel uncomfortable because she will be so attracted to you! The fact that girls like to talk to you has absolutely nothing to do with any of the qualities of being a man.

Nurturing, nice, polite etc are the qualities that makes someone easy to talk to. NONE of these create attraction in females. Its ok to be nice, but the problem with 'nice' guys is that they are nice to someone when that person didnt EARN that type of treatment. You have to be aware of what people deserve and what people dont deserve. You will find that 95% of all nice guys secretly resent the fact that they are so nice but still dont get laid. And they dislike the fact that they are nice but still get pushed around. Its because they have no idea of how things really work.

QuoteQuote:
They aren't respectful. In a case where I would hold a door open for a girl, this kind of guys would be liable to close the door on the girl and call her a bitch (jokingly sure, but still.)


Its funny because this is EXACTLY the type of thing that you should be doing. This is not disrespectful at all, and you obviously seem to have the concept of respect and honesty all wrong. There is something that goes on beneath every interaction you have with someone. You are subconciously figuring out what that persons character is like and what their relation is to you. Sure the guy is shuting the door on the girl.. but what is REALLY going on is.... "I want to make you laugh and feel good so im going to be stupid and have fun with you". When you start to learn what REAL respect is, you start to realise that its all about realising that the other person just wants to have fun. She doesnt want a human sized walking pile of boredem opening doors for her, she wants to have fun and feel good and laugh! And she also wants to feel like the male is powerful and has high status, so when he shuts the door on her he is also saying "I dont need your approval because i already have enough approval to make me happy". He is saying that, but also with a hint of fun to make the girl feel happy. So now the girl is feeling this "This guy has great status and he makes me feel good!". Which is the cream of the crop as far as attraction building techniques go. And you'll find all of the sexual males doing things like that.

About the loyalty, I was refering to loyalty towards friends. But at the same time you have a realise that attraction, and manhood are both spectrums. They arent a value of 0 and 1. So the further you go up the character spectrum, the further up a female is likely to go on the attraction spectrum. you'll find the jocks actually have a few of the attraction qualities of being a man (confidence is a big one) but they also REALLY lack femanine qualities which should balance out the masculine qualities. however 'nice' guys, the ones who dont get laid, require a lot of female nurturing qualities, and very little of the male qualities.

QuoteQuote:
If that is true, then what are the qualities which would make a good "boyfriend"? By that I'm talking highschool terms (I'm only 17 keep in mind,) a guy who would just go out with a girl on dates and go back to their house to screw. I am just a 17 year old guy, and eventhough I do believe I am more mature than others and I show those man qualities, I still would like a hot girlfriend I could get some head from now and then.


Having the thought that you are more mature the someone else is ok. I mean, its not really your fault you feel that way. But making a decision to believe it, and to actually SAY it so that it is an external statement is a really big sign that you arent mature at all. Everyone in this world is different and they are on their own journeys towards fulfillment. A lot of people have no idea where they are going btw, and as a result wont get to be where they want to be.

The true art of being able to attract females has very little to do with the actual females. It has more to do with your own success and your own view of yourself. You will find that the happier you are with yourself, the less you will need a girl in yourself. And that the less you need a girl in your life, the more girls will want to be in your life! Its an interesting paradox but it definitely exists. If you want to find out how to attract females, i suggest doing things that have absolutely nothing to do with females. Start hobbies that get you real life experience. Play sports. Do things that you are afraid of. Work out and get a body that you are really happy with, not for the sake of the girls but yourself. Find a goal that you would be happy with and go for it. Find goals that dont relate to sex, and go for the them. Find things that you enjoy that dont involve sex and do them. Hang out with more friends. You dont attract girls by being sexy, you attract girls by being happy and living an interesting life.

You MUST do these things, because they will allow you to grow into someone who attracts females. THEN you can start thinkin about girls. But the funny thing is, when you become that person, you wont even care anymore.

There is WAY, WAY more to it but hopefully this has enlightened some areas for you. Please ask questions if you have them.



#2588
General Chat / PWNED
March 09, 2007, 04:26:00 PM
Illu if you really want help i suggest you download "Deep Inner Game" which is a seminar by David Deangelo and Dr Paul. You will probably need bit torrent to get it and its about 14 hours long.
#2589
General Chat / PWNED
March 09, 2007, 08:48:00 AM
In response to homeonice...

Think 50 thousand years ago, the male with the most friends (alpha-male) was the best to align with because they offered the most protection. Status is one of the most powerful triggers of attraction in females. Famous people have MEGA status which is why they create so much attraction in females.

There is also the preselection switch. The best example is the grouse. A zoo wanted to mate a male grouse with a group of females. There was little interest from the females (with only one male there is no evidence of status, power etc) so they place a stuffed female grouse next to the male grouse so that it appeared as though they were aligned. A fast track way of finding out if a male is mate worthy is to see if any other females are mating with it. So when the other females saw that another female had showed interest in the male it flicked their preselection switch and created attraction in them. Therefore they all started to mate with it.

If you want to know the whole story there are lots of levels you have to look at. You can go very deeply into socialogy and psychology but i until this discussion gets to that point there is no real point in going into it. Besides for most people its not essential to know why things are the way they are, they just need to know the way things are.

To tyler....

Our society is a complicated production of our own inner psychological complexes. It was not created through discussion or thought. If you arent aware of how people think you will not be aware of why society is the way it is. To the untrained eye society is something that you are born into and simply must adapt to it. Learning about socialogy will not get an individual to where it wants to be. It is through self improvement and self enlightment that one understands that once you build your own character society will embrace you and allow you to go place you want to go and do things that you want to do.

I will talk about this tomorrow when i get more time.
#2590
General Chat / PWNED
March 09, 2007, 01:11:00 AM
I cant post much at the moment cause Im at uni, but...

First Ill say that my comment about me doing psychology at uni was more of a joke rather than evidence to suggest that I know a lot about psychology. I dont know too much about psychology in general, but when it comes to male - female dynamics and what creates attraction i know a lot. simply because i wanted that part of my life handled because imo it was in a terrible state. So I looked all over the net for information about it, ive read a couple of books, and watched around 30 hours of video about it.

The first thing you have to ask is WHY is attraction there. If reproduction was the only reason for attraction, then it wouldnt matter who we were screwing as long as we were .. screwing. So it's there for particular reasons to ensure that you mate with a particular person or not mate with a particular person. Humans as we know them today have existed for around 150 thousand years I think, or maybe it was 50 thousand. I think thats the last time the brain altered itself in a major way. So this means that all of our instincts, emotional triggers, attraction mechanisms, etc, etc are 50 thousand years old. And this also means that the reasons for them being there can only be found if you look that far into the past.

There is a lot of depth to this but Ill just put it in an increadibly simple way. What are females attracted to? Females are attracted to men. Now this may or may not make sense to you at first, but when you start to think about what a man is, you'll start to realise that just because someone is male does not mean that they are a man.

Think of the qualities of a man... Mentally strong, strong beliefs, just, loyal, independant, respectful, powerful. These are the answers people usually give when asked what makes a true man. Everyone has a pretty good idea as well. however when you look at society, how many real men do you see?

The traits of a man werent created in the minds of philosophers, they are genetically imprinted inside every one of our brains so that we have something that we want to aspire to be. Which will, if we follow our instincts, make us the man that will attract females.

How this relates to 50 thousand years ago is... (in a really, really small nutshell)...

Survival was the most important thing in our daily life. We needed protection, food, shelter, friends. These were the most important things. Men were the hunters, they provided food and protection. The more friends a male had, the more protection he could provide to any female he was mating with. The leaders of a tribe were always the best bet to align with because they had control over the entire tribe and therefore the most access to rescourses and protection. This also meant protection for any offspring. Seeing as survival was the most important thing, females needed to mate with the males that would give them the best chances of survival. so therefore slowly over time attraction favoured those males who best met the needs at the time.

Males did not need females for much else other than sex. Therefore their attraction favoured physical traits (self fitness etc). dont ask me about why some appearances are more attractive because i dont know.

I know heaps, and heaps about this stuff so if you have questions please ask.

And also please distance my success from my knowledge, because they are two different things and i would never claim one to be evidence for the other. Knowledge is the first step on the journey towards success and can be attained very quickly. The journey to success can only be fueled by experience which takes much, much longer.
#2591
General Chat / PWNED
March 08, 2007, 04:18:00 PM
I disagree with almost everything you just said Tyler.
#2592
General Chat / PWNED
March 08, 2007, 08:09:00 AM
Girls are just as horny as guys, but that doesnt mean they are going to @#%$ a retard.

A female's attraction mechanism works very, very differently to a males. Looks create a massive attraction within us for a girl, even if we have no idea if her personality is compatible with ours. However, attraction within females is caused mostly by having a strong character. If your character shines through pretty heavily in your dancing its very easy to make a girl feel attraction for you through that. But if not you're gonna have to actually have a strong character and show that through talking etc.

Most girls see a whole bunch of blank slates when they are out on the dance floor, and when there is no actual attraction towards any particular guys its not so difficult for a girl to go out and have a good time without picking up. However, for us guys its difficult because the very sight of a good looking girl creates massive energy within us that is hard to forget about... unless of course you are already at that stage in your life where you have this area handled.

I still havent got it HANDLED but i have a much better understanding of how things work than what i did 5 years ago when I was the best player at the elite!!11!! PWNED!!! I couldnt even pick up 53 dam let alone something with a vagina.

#2593
General Chat / PWNED
March 08, 2007, 04:44:00 AM
Telling yourself to be more confident will never, ever, EVER make you more confident. There is a massive process that has to go on if you want to increase your confidence.

But what would I know, Im only studying psychology at uni.
#2594
General Chat / The 9/11 Conspiracy
March 08, 2007, 04:41:00 AM
People can believe what they want. I believe the towers were blown up, not toppled by planes.

And I generally believe the information that is given to me by the conspiracy videos.

#2595
General Chat / PWNED
March 06, 2007, 03:06:00 AM
Yeah you should have for sure. Although i hear its a lot different in america. Apparently you can dance very sexy with a girl and that means nothing.

Well over hear if you are dancing sexy with an absolutely random girl it usually means she is attracted to you for whatever reason. however it can still be difficult to go for the kiss. But from a lot of experience myself there are a lot of ways to work your way into it, and even make them kiss you first.

Best way to do it which is really low risk because even if they arent attracted to you that much this will give them a biological reponse which will raise their interest in you. When you are grinding from behind softly kiss/bite the back of their neck. Id say if they like you there is about 9/10 chance they will turn around and want to kiss you. Ive done this and girls have a high chance of turning around and just trying to kiss you. Obviously there are good and bad techniques but usually you should be able to have a natural feel about what is good and what isnt.

anyway.. do that, i find it really low risk cause its from behind and she will be much more comfortable with it too.
#2596
General Chat / PWNED
March 01, 2007, 09:31:00 PM
ill put more up when they come about, i want to get one of my in a club bustin out
#2597
General Chat / PWNED
March 01, 2007, 03:15:00 AM
did anyone catch the awesome hat move i did right at the start?
#2598
General Chat / What's your middle name??
March 01, 2007, 01:51:00 AM
Kaitlyn
#2599
General Chat / PWNED
March 01, 2007, 01:29:00 AM
I was wearing my housemate's girlfriends overall phat pants. Booyah.

Btw, lol its not what we or I wear its supposed to be stupid and I was makin fun of the whole scene when i did it. Its not actually how i dance.. or IS IT...!?!?!
#2600
General Chat / PWNED
February 28, 2007, 04:22:00 PM
Thats not a knife, THIS is a knife.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaJf9mSAHn4
#2601
GoldenEye 007 / Meeting between two rivals!
February 15, 2007, 07:07:00 AM
judging by the way YOU act i bet your mum is real hot. anD id like come around and shed be like omg im so hot omg suck me right in my tit and lick out my stomach and etc and stuff like that. And youd all be like in my face and stuff bein all up in my grills and id be like hey man check my grills just like dem girls like the grill all up in my grills yo!

btw, suck my wang
#2602
GoldenEye 007 / Hot new rule!
February 08, 2007, 07:50:00 AM
If you post in the wr discussion topic the punishment is that you must give jimbo a rimjob.
#2603
General Chat / Happy Birthday Karl
February 08, 2007, 07:49:00 AM
I was masturbating before i found the elite. Then i started masturbating way more after i saw a picture of derek clark.

Then i start masturbating way more after I got my first wr.
#2604
General Chat / Happy Birthday Karl
February 07, 2007, 10:20:00 AM
thanks dude
#2605
General Chat / Sell me a 64 and PD (NTSC)
January 26, 2007, 02:08:00 AM
No one cares about YOU. Sif you would fucking just spell my name backwards and use that as your name. What a fuckwit.
#2606
General Chat / Sell me a 64 and PD (NTSC)
January 24, 2007, 09:16:00 PM
"George Bush has just released his new strategy to battle global warming. He is sending 20 Thousand troops to the sun."

Funny.

p.s usa can suck my balls.
#2607
GoldenEye 007 / CONGRATS IGLOO!
January 21, 2007, 10:56:00 AM
OMg you just toTally took out number 1 dude!

congratzulation!

Everyone should suck his cock
#2608
General Chat / Sell me a 64 and PD (NTSC)
January 21, 2007, 09:42:00 AM
Ryan, I'll sell you my cock for $500.
#2609
GoldenEye 007 / * GE PROOF CALL * - ATTN: Bosshardt, Hovis
January 21, 2007, 09:39:00 AM
Sometimes when Wouter notices a technicality its funny and intelligent. But most times, and especially the last few times in this topic, his posts have been about as funny as me taking a shit.
#2610
GoldenEye 007 / Post New WR Discussion Here!
January 21, 2007, 01:47:00 AM
homeonice do you have msn or aim?
#2611
GoldenEye 007 / Post New WR Discussion Here!
January 18, 2007, 08:02:00 AM
About as laggy as your attempt at maian pa.

PWNED!! OMG!!! YES!!
#2612
Perfect Dark / pal vs ntsc
January 17, 2007, 08:19:00 AM
Phil who?

Last time i check Phils last name was hughes, and he was like, 10th in pd or something lame like that. I remember him lieing a lot. AND THEN LIEING ABOUT NOT LIEING LIKE THE LIER HE IS!!! WHY WOULD YOU LIE PHIL WHY!! WWE USE D TO BE FREIDNS!!!! WHYYYY!!!!!

dear god ive gone ahead and soiled phils pants. DAMNIT PHIL FRIENDEDS!!
#2613
GoldenEye 007 / Post New WR Discussion Here!
January 17, 2007, 08:17:00 AM
Yeah thats about as bad as Matts attempt on maian pa.

PWNED!! OMG!!! YES!!
#2614
Perfect Dark / pal vs ntsc
January 16, 2007, 04:19:00 PM
Phil doesnt mean much to the Elite unfortunately http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/ohwell.gif ALT=":">
#2615
Perfect Dark / pal vs ntsc
January 14, 2007, 05:50:00 PM
I thought is was just general knowledge that I was the best player ever.

i guess you learn something every day.
#2616
GoldenEye 007 / The Sylvester-Tip 2007
January 14, 2007, 08:56:00 AM
stfu'd
#2617
GoldenEye 007 / The Sylvester-Tip 2007
January 11, 2007, 02:10:00 AM
DAA is not inferior he is just a fuckwit. He is not inferior he is just different.

*Note: Statements about DAA's inferiority may not be true*
#2618
GoldenEye 007 / The Sylvester-Tip 2007
January 10, 2007, 07:46:00 AM
Im gonna get 54 archives'ss
#2619
General Chat / gamingguru revealed.
January 09, 2007, 02:35:00 AM
I found the trick first then they pwned it.

Just like I pwned GG's mum.

So guess the only thing now to do is to have a contest to see who can get the two hottest girls on their arms. Right? We can even set up a rankings page. Who can get the hottest girls, and also, who can get the hottest girls the fastest. Also we could do who could get the most pics of different girls, and who could get the most pics of the hottest girls, and then who can get the most pics of the hottest girls in the fastest period of time.
#2620
General Chat / gamingguru revealed.
January 07, 2007, 04:20:00 PM
I wouldnt be able to out drink you but Id surely be able to get hotter girls to kiss me on the cheek so i can take a picture to try and impress some random people on the internet because i have absolutely nothing else going for me in life.

#2621
GoldenEye 007 / Post New WR's here
January 07, 2007, 06:12:00 AM
Caverns agent 1:03
#2622
General Chat / gamingguru revealed.
January 07, 2007, 02:18:00 AM
Loser
#2623
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!
January 05, 2007, 04:13:00 PM
I think half the people here should be banned from life for 3 days because they were so completely stupid and naive enough to believe him.
#2624
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!
January 03, 2007, 05:45:00 PM
Yeah dude, just make the vids. I really want to see that 0:27 on pa. I mean i know you got it can you please just make the vid so we can see it?

</noob>

FFS, can you guys be any dumber? Probably.
#2625
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!
January 01, 2007, 07:12:00 AM
Next time why dont you get a good run on ANY level.
#2626
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!
January 01, 2007, 04:54:00 AM
Fuck you Matt.
#2627
Perfect Dark / Extraction SA
December 31, 2006, 02:15:00 AM
Wouter, I wish to express my concern regarding the validity of your accusation. He did not state anywhere what his time was yesterday. On the 30th of December, he posted that his time was 3:06. He posted a couple of hours later, saying his time is now 2:34 which is a minute faster than yesterday.
#2628
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!
December 30, 2006, 11:50:00 PM
Lol dude i just realised your time was 30...

So what exactly do you know then? Anything you say would be based on other people's experience and not your own.
#2629
General Chat / Saddam Hussein
December 30, 2006, 11:55:00 AM
He was probably the most attractive evil dictator out there though
#2630
Perfect Dark / Extraction SA
December 30, 2006, 11:54:00 AM
Hi! My name is K..! Welcome to the Elite!

Yes, Dr Carroll does die fairly often. If you kill more guards in the lobby then this increases the chances of him surviving.
#2631
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!
December 28, 2006, 11:54:00 PM
Lol redbull you dont even have 27, thats why you think 26 is impossible.

Edit: Well.... that and the fact that you're a fuckwit
#2632
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here!
December 28, 2006, 11:12:00 AM
15/26/26 actually
#2633
GoldenEye 007 / Post New WR Discussion Here!
December 21, 2006, 07:41:00 AM
3:59 sucks my dick and makes it cum.
#2634
General Chat / I Got So Rorschached Last Night (Take the Test!)
December 17, 2006, 03:22:00 AM
Tyler Gaybert gives good head.

I WOULD KNOW
#2635
Perfect Dark / PAL rankings update
December 16, 2006, 05:47:00 AM
Norway sucks.
#2636
GoldenEye 007 / Post New WR Discussion Here!
December 15, 2006, 04:42:00 AM
DAA is so ...

AWESOME!!!!

at being a @#%$, he is a complete @#%$, everything he does reminds me of a @#%$, and i wish death upon him and his really hot sister who he touches a lot at night and also touches himself at night to pictures of himself touching his sister at night
#2637
General Chat / I Got So Rorschached Last Night (Take the Test!)
December 15, 2006, 02:49:00 AM
yeah me and a couple of other guys saw 2 female figures in number 7. You know why....

CAUSE WE HAVE A PENIS
#2638
General Chat / I Got So Rorschached Last Night (Take the Test!)
December 14, 2006, 04:03:00 PM
Lets all be @#%$ unoriginal.

1. An alien
2. An alien
3. An alien
4. An alien
5. An alien
6. An alien
7. An alien
8. An alien
9. An alien
10. An alien

@#%$ retards.
#2639
General Chat / I Got So Rorschached Last Night (Take the Test!)
December 14, 2006, 06:49:00 AM
1. elephant
2. magician
3. music
4. shoes
5. bat
6. vase
7. genie
8. appricot
9. teddy bear
10. circus
#2640
GoldenEye 007 / Do non-eliters know you play GE? Stories here!
December 14, 2006, 01:57:00 AM
Thats bullshit, i have a bigger ego than you, the elite, and your mums penis put together.

But then again i was/am the best so its more just a realisation of the truth than an ego.
#2641
GoldenEye 007 / Post New WR Discussion Here!
December 12, 2006, 07:17:00 AM
Im definitely not the best.
#2642
General Chat / Australians...
December 12, 2006, 02:28:00 AM
Im going out on a limb here but im gonna suggest it has something to do with the fact that he hasnt had sex yet.
#2643
GoldenEye 007 / What should I play for? Control Agent
December 11, 2006, 04:16:00 AM
Play with her clit and breasts.
#2644
General Chat / ATTN: Come (New Titles We'll Never Get)
December 11, 2006, 03:49:00 AM
Can you please change mine to 'My mum thinks im cool'

in whatever colour.

you are the greatest.
#2645
Perfect Dark / Finally!
December 11, 2006, 03:47:00 AM
My mum says im cool.
#2646
General Chat / Australians...
December 11, 2006, 01:19:00 AM
I made your mum come 96 times last night.
#2647
General Chat / Yo, anyone interested in updated RARE Ranks?
December 08, 2006, 01:10:00 AM
Thanks dude, im gonna get to 2nd place.
#2648
FFA / Important Notice
December 07, 2006, 12:05:00 AM
Lol so because come has a job that gives him the right to be an internet bully? Thats gay reasoning, and i would know because im educated in the area of gay reasoning.

And why are sticking up for someone else? Sounds like you're trying to lick balls.
#2649
FFA / Important Notice
December 06, 2006, 10:28:00 AM
You would know! I mean Im no construction engineer so i couldnt tell you what your house is made of because im not educated in that area! However neo pointed out specifically, down to the very last detail what this topic was made out of. So therefore he is educated in the area of gay... or more specifically, gay construction.

Think about it.
#2650
GoldenEye 007 / Which level have you spent MOST and LEAST time on?
December 06, 2006, 12:51:00 AM
Most: Your dad
Least: Your mum

doodle
#2651
Other Games / Post your video games collection here !
December 01, 2006, 09:00:00 PM
What about your mum?

pwned
#2652
General Chat / Won't be online for a while...
November 30, 2006, 10:29:00 AM
Got care?
#2653
GoldenEye 007 / Post New WR Discussion Here!
November 28, 2006, 01:17:00 PM
Guess what, me and greg had sex a few times like 3 years ago when we first met. He was @#%$ though, and i guess I was as well but i mean it was my first time and greg had a few notches on his belt already. He was very gentle though and very accomodating to my lack of experience. Ive never had a lover like greg, even though there have been some that know what they are doing a little better. Though ill always remember my times with greg more vividly than any other. And who knows, we may meet again one day, and make sensual love with each other.

On a more serious note, there was this one time greg fell asleep on the couch next to me and i had a bat. PWNED
#2654
GoldenEye 007 / Post your spanking new strat suggestions/improvements here
November 22, 2006, 10:29:00 AM
Mine..... wasnt even a poem lol.

Your poem was GREAT though. Im sure if I tried to construct one as well as yours i couldnt.
#2655
GoldenEye 007 / Post your spanking new strat suggestions/improvements here
November 22, 2006, 12:27:00 AM
Lol at JBC's cry.
#2656
GoldenEye 007 / Which is the most boring level to speedrun on?
November 21, 2006, 12:31:00 AM
OMFG you all SUCK. He said what is the most boring LEVEL to speedrun on, he didnt say to list half the @#%$ levels in order of most boring to least boring. He didnt @#%$ say to comment on anyone elses posts. He didnt @#%$ say to post something, and then realise you're a @#%$ moron and make a post asking people to 'add' something to a previous post instead of just @#%$ editing it. "EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I FORGOT TO ADD SOMETHING TO MY POST!! EVERYONE!! i FORGOT SO I'M GOING TO ASK SOMEONE ELSE TO 'ADD' SOMETHING TO MY OTHER POST! EVEN THOUGH IM THE ONLY PERSON WHO KNOWS MY PASSWORD! IM A TWAT!"

This innocent guy just wanted to know what is the most boring level, and you guys spit on his face and piss on his mother's fat corpse. How @#%$ dare you!

Yeah you heard me.
#2657
GoldenEye 007 / Post your spanking new strat suggestions/improvements here
November 21, 2006, 12:20:00 AM
LOL at goose, you are a champ!

And DrugAgainstMyOwnObviousHomosexuality you REALLY are a twat! Not the good kind of twat that is attached to a cool chick either. No, you're the kind that is attached to a geek who spends his lunch times in the computer room because he is too scared and self concious to spend lunch outside where all of the other kids are. The kind that is attached to a fat chick that has pimples and sweat rashes on her thighs.

Its like, the internet is a place where you can be anyone you want really. you have AMPLE time to look over and think about your post. you have AMPLE time to make it as cool as possible, without having to use spur of the moment witty humour which a lot of people with low self esteem dont have. So why are you acting like such a geeky, self concious, insecure, needy twat? WHY!!! WHY GOD WHY!!!

You never bring happiness, enjoyment, good energy to the table. You just bring stupid complaints, bratty objections and insecure retorts. Think about it dude, think about what you give to other people. If you think its anything other than nothing, you're wrong. Well, i guess you give other people an opportunity to feel superior by making posts like this, but do you think i enjoy doing this? This is bringing me so much pain to say this to you but its something all men must do when faced with a little bitch.

I wanna suck off ryan white.
#2658
GoldenEye 007 / Post your spanking new strat suggestions/improvements here
November 20, 2006, 11:00:00 AM
I love JBC!

He rocks my boat.

He blows my hair back.

He sinks my battle ship.

He bakes my cake.

He revs my engine.

He sucks my @#%$.

etc....
#2659
General Chat / GE players in Minnesota?
November 17, 2006, 12:19:00 AM
I don't.
#2660
GoldenEye 007 / Post New WR Discussion Here!
November 16, 2006, 12:01:00 PM
I can say pretty confidently that if i spent enough time on it i could get 15 archives agent. 16 without boosts... without much time spent on the level was very easy for me. It didnt even require me to try and perfect anything i just did the level as per usual and it worked out fine.

If i were to go back i would tape doing everything many different ways and see exactly which is the fastest etc and perfect it more and 15 would be quite feasible. Well i actually figure it would be a certainty given enough time and study.

And my l33t skilzzzz!!!!!
#2661
General Chat / When Jimbo Met Ngamer (brand new vid up!)
November 14, 2006, 01:46:00 AM
Penis
#2662
GoldenEye 007 / Post New WR Discussion Here!
November 09, 2006, 10:19:00 AM
Make love to me Illu, make love to me in 1:47. Open my glass of love and prepare for liftoff!
#2663
GoldenEye 007 / Post New WR Discussion Here!
November 08, 2006, 12:32:00 AM
Train is very easy, i played on ntsc and I didnt notice a difference between the two systems.
#2664
GoldenEye 007 / Geocities problem...can someone please help?
November 07, 2006, 01:06:00 AM
Seriously though, half of those times are fake....

...and I really do touch myself at night!
#2665
GoldenEye 007 / Geocities problem...can someone please help?
November 06, 2006, 09:17:00 PM
Lol you wont be let in with those times....

....because i touch myself at night.
#2666
General Chat / When Jimbo Met Ngamer (brand new vid up!)
November 06, 2006, 12:15:00 AM
Work it Jim! Stroke that salami!
#2667
General Chat / When Jimbo Met Ngamer (brand new vid up!)
November 06, 2006, 12:12:00 AM
Sharpen that stick baby!
#2668
General Chat / When Jimbo Met Ngamer (brand new vid up!)
November 06, 2006, 12:10:00 AM
Yeah its a small technicality. Masturbation, while not actually sex, still produces a score of 1.4 on the sexometre. So its unusual to find a score of higher than 6.7 on the sexlessnessometre. According to my readings Jim has an extraordinarily frequent masturbation pattern.

Go Jim, you good thing!
#2669
GoldenEye 007 / Post Your Hot New PR's Here!
November 05, 2006, 09:04:00 AM
lol
#2670
General Chat / When Jimbo Met Ngamer (brand new vid up!)
November 04, 2006, 08:18:00 AM
6.7 out of 8.1
#2671
GoldenEye 007 / Post Your Hot New PR's Here!
November 04, 2006, 08:12:00 AM
lol
#2672
GoldenEye 007 / * GE PROOF CALL * - ATTN: Bosshardt, Hovis
November 04, 2006, 08:11:00 AM
OK cool Ill send a video with most of my prs this week
#2673
GoldenEye 007 / Proof, anyone?
November 04, 2006, 08:10:00 AM
I have a vid of me failing 50 with not pressing b on the safe properly http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">  Ill upload it tomorrow
#2674
Perfect Dark / What are all the levels that have been done on Dark LTK?
November 04, 2006, 08:08:00 AM
Did escape in 10:37, vid coming soon
#2675
Perfect Dark / What are all the levels that have been done on Dark LTK?
November 03, 2006, 01:25:00 AM
Ive done escape.
#2676
General Chat / When Jimbo Met Ngamer (brand new vid up!)
November 02, 2006, 03:28:00 AM
Yeah jimbo isnt very good at all. I would rate him a 6.7 out of 8.1 on my sexlessnessometre. Yes its true, i have one of those and im not afraid to use it either. obviously, i just did use it so saying im not afraid to use it really wasnt necessary because i DID already in fact use it. But I dont need to tell you that do I.
#2677
GoldenEye 007 / Post Official Speed Run Claims HERE
July 02, 2004, 12:02:00 AM
Agent: 23:06

-K..
#2678
General Chat / * The Elite Summer Contest - 2004 *
May 25, 2004, 09:18:00 PM
This is the worst elite contest I've seen all year. Everyone knows how cool and great I am already, or do they? Here's something, or maybe SEVERAL things about me that maybe you and your whole family doesn't know.


- I'm a better guitar player than Octoinky.
- I'm a better skater than Kingpin.
- I know more about IT than Snapdragron.
- I'm very homosexual but not as homsexual as Bizichyld.
- I want to have sex with your dad.
- I was rated best in the world at everything by yours truly.
- I am quite awesome.
- I watch big brother and I love it and I want to have sex with several of the contestants.
- Ngamer is a gaybo who will never update POM even though he said he would numerous times and even on the front page.

-K..
#2679
Perfect Dark / Message from Karl
April 19, 2004, 10:46:00 AM
I didn't care that Ryan passed me initially. But then it kept eating at me from the inside. And then it was just too gay to handle.

-K..
#2680
Perfect Dark / Message from Karl
April 17, 2004, 03:30:00 AM
Ryan is cool.

-K..
#2681
Perfect Dark / Karl's new vids online!
April 09, 2004, 11:24:00 PM
You don't have to vote anymore I'll just release them all over the next couple of days to like ngamer and whatever.

-K..
#2682
Perfect Dark / Karl's new vids online!
April 08, 2004, 04:40:00 AM
There wasn't 10 votes in 48 hours, the only ball dropped here was the one held by the people who wanted to see a vid.

-K..
#2683
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here
April 06, 2004, 06:34:00 AM
Oh no, I will never catch ye now.

pwned.

-K..
#2684
Perfect Dark / Karl's new vids online!
April 03, 2004, 11:50:00 PM
As big as a tease it may be, it's the only way anyone will see the vids.

So I guess you're the moron, because if everyone was as stupid as you, no vids would ever be released.

-K..
#2685
Perfect Dark / Karl's new vids online!
March 31, 2004, 10:26:00 PM
There is a knack to it.

-K..
#2686
Perfect Dark / Post New PRs Here!
March 30, 2004, 08:38:00 PM
PAL is over a second slower than NTSC on skedar.

-K..
#2687
Perfect Dark / Karl's new vids online!
March 28, 2004, 05:59:00 PM
A new vid will come out whenever I want it to come out.

-K..
#2688
Perfect Dark / Post New WR Discussion Here
March 25, 2004, 09:47:00 PM
OMG 1:40 is so going down when I get ntsc. On my run, It was like a slow run to begin with, then at the end I ran outside onto the roof only to find the objective to kill the bitches wasn't complete. So I ran back in and one of the cunts next to the pipe wasn't dead. I lost like at least 6 seconds.

Next time I play I'll get around 1:36.

-K..
#2689
Perfect Dark / Karl's new vids online!
March 25, 2004, 06:31:00 PM
Have a look at my Chicago 15 vid, OMFG the 5 is rounded! It must be fake! My infil pa 1:57 vid is faked because the 5 is rounded! Oh no, my pelagic 2 sa vid is also faked because it has a 5 in it! So logical conclusion, if a vid has a 5 in it it must be faked!

-K..
#2690
Perfect Dark / Karl's new vids online!
March 25, 2004, 06:27:00 PM
The stupidity of SadisticMystic1 is quite remarkable, he STILL has not seen what a 6 looks like.

Oh yeah, one tiny detail you forgot to think about, or maybe you just wouldn't know because you're a fucking n00b. The corners on ntsc are basically square (not completely though) while the corners on pal are a lot more curved.

A vid will not be released for another 2 days because there were not 10 votes cast. Voting is reset.

-K..
#2691
Perfect Dark / Karl's new vids online!
March 25, 2004, 07:07:00 AM
Yeah, fuck this, it was funny for about 1 hour then I realise how pathetic some people are.

I didn't actually fucking fake the time, you fucking morons. The reason the vid cuts out is because it didn't cross my mind that the run could be 25, and I wanted to see how low a 26 it was. I stopped the tape so I could play it and watch it to see the decimal, but to my suprise 25 came up. I had probably about 15 26's that were less than 26.3 that looked pretty much the same as this run, and I thought I needed something really special for 25 but I didn't.

Now some fag's trying to 'techincally' disprove it by using a program to unlock the mystery by studying the .WMV file as if that's the actual run itself. Besides the fact that when I view the run on anything (wmp, realplayer, windows movie maker) the time always ends up being 25.9. Then you've got this fucking great idea that omg the 25 is rounded. It makes me wonder, actually no it doesn't, because it's fucking obvious this guy didn't even think to look at a proper fucking 6 and realise the structure is COMPLETELY different to a 5. Nor had he ever thought it through his genious head to look at another 5 on a non-contreversial vid to realise the 5's look identically.

The only person who actually made it apparent they had a brain here was samsim who isn't fucking too blind to see that the timer was high 23.9 when the message came up (meaning it would have had to have been high 25).

It seems kind of stupid to have a 20 second endscreen if it was my plan to edit each individual fucking frame. Not that I could even imagine how to do it given I'd have to accompany for the lighting effects and @#%$ going on in the background.

With everything combined, my word, the vid showing the time must have been high 25, the endscreen matching the run exactly, my explanation, the fact that there is absolutely no reason why the endscreen should be cut and pasted seeing as I'm such a fucking graphic artist anyways. Obviously if I was trying to make it believable I would have cut a vid at the same point as the other vid stopped not 4 seconds later.

Yet there are still dumbasses who question it.

I'm gonna get it again with ntsc anyway and this time not stop the vcr. But in conclusion the mods saw this the day after I got and no one questioned it, funny how people wonder why I don't give vids out to the general public.

You asked for the fucking vid and I gave it to you, as screwed up as it looks it's the real deal. When you recieve it, you praise it, maybe if you're feeling sassy you give my ass a nice pash, but I don't think immediately claiming it to false (especially seeing that the users of this board have me in low regard as it is) is the best way to make a good impression. Especially when you're the ones asking for the fucking vids. I'm doing YOU a favour, not the other way around.

I like giving vids out and people being amazed at the run, and getting some praise is always sweet for your hard work. When people appreciate one's skill it really makes a difference.

I've had ZERO compliments about the run, instead I'm faced with posts from a moron who just realised THE FUCKING FIVE IS CURVED!

-K..

#2692
Perfect Dark / Karl's new vids online!
March 25, 2004, 04:44:00 AM
There is a .3 or .4 period between when the level finishes and the end screen starts to come up.

-K..
#2693
Perfect Dark / Karl's new vids online!
March 25, 2004, 03:34:00 AM
All you have to do is ask and I'll tell you.

-K..
#2694
Perfect Dark / Karl's new vids online!
March 25, 2004, 03:05:00 AM
Hmm....btw, not that you're wrong, the vid is indeed faked. But how come when I play the vid through media player the vid starts at like 6.8 then just before the vid cuts out you can tell the level has finished (the screen freezes like it does when you finish any level) at like 32.7.......

BTW, aren't you wondering why the vid cuts out?

-K..
#2695
Perfect Dark / Karl's new vids online!
March 25, 2004, 02:57:00 AM
My Lord! Could it possibly be? Has K.. made his valiant return to the boards?

Yes, yes I have.

Anyways, yeah that 25 vid is faked. I don't have an action replay or gameshark so I used a video editing program at school to change the 26 to a 25 each frame at a time. Then I had to play for 10 hours and get a 25 speed run to make it look like I actually got it. The tricky party was getting a 25 speed run that matched the end screen I already made, took me a while.

-K..

#2696
Perfect Dark / Hey, look over there! It's November's POM!
December 11, 2003, 08:28:00 PM
Come for POM
#2697
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I got ntsc.......
October 22, 2002, 01:46:00 AM
So yeah, I've gotten some more times and stuff. Pretty easy thus far.....

CI sa was fairly easy.....

MBR agent 1:28 was a bitch, took me at least 3 hours of playing (holy mother!), cass is a slut. I could get the wr but I won't play that much one level right now.

So yeah, I still have really low point scoring times that I will improve, mostly on pa.

First will be CI pa and infil sa, unless some other level seems more interesting.

-K..
#2698
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
October 21, 2002, 01:05:00 AM
CI SA: 1:31

-Karl
#2699
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I got ntsc.......
October 20, 2002, 08:27:00 AM
I just got 3:16 on rescue PA. Obviously it wasn't the best of runs, but I'm not looking to improve it in the very near future. The level is just too annoying and right now I'm just looking for easy points.

-K..
#2700
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I got ntsc.......
October 20, 2002, 04:50:00 AM
Hmmm..... I don't think the strat works now. I think I just got lucky the very first time I tried it out or something....

Meanwhile, I got 1:33 pretty cake style, got stuck behind cass at the end. Lost about 4 seconds or so. Got it in front of whatmore, what a hero.

I also got 54 CI agent first try today. I'm not going to try for 53 for now.

-K..
#2701
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Who are you?
October 20, 2002, 04:19:00 AM
It still isn't hard to get new records....

-K..
#2702
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
October 20, 2002, 02:27:00 AM
Extraction SA: 1:33

-Karl
#2703
Perfect Dark / Post new PRs here!
October 19, 2002, 10:00:00 PM
5 times the strafing levels in pd? Wtf? PD is far more complex than ge. And with pd you have to other stuff besides just strafing. With ge you have levels like dam, surfaces where you just strafe and pick up stuff on the way. PD is far more complex than that.

Plus pd moves 10 times faster than ge.

-K..
#2704
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / 1:40:00
October 19, 2002, 09:54:00 PM
Just remember that right now I'm just going for points and easy wr's, I am not trying to get many untieds or anything.

But after a while I will start trying to get the elite passed 1:40....

-K..
#2705
Perfect Dark / When are you going to ban Elite Gamer, Youse?
October 19, 2002, 09:52:00 PM
Oh yeah, forgot. All is good.

-K..
#2706
Perfect Dark / When are you going to ban Elite Gamer, Youse?
October 19, 2002, 07:52:00 PM
Yeah, 90% of this board's inhabitants are n00bs anyway. Ask people who are actually good and know what they are talking about.

There are so many things that this guy did wrong in his efforts to lie. He IS lying, trust me on this one.

Meanwhile, set a deadline, or ban him until he shows proof.

-K..
#2707
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I got ntsc.......
October 19, 2002, 09:09:00 AM
Hehe, don't worry, I got 57. I found a new strat that will get you fast presidents consistently http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  

-K..
#2708
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I got ntsc.......
October 19, 2002, 08:28:00 AM
Hmm......I've been playing air force one agent for about 3 and a half hours now and I have only gotten 1 semi-fast pres which I did kinda slow and get 57.93 which rounded up.....

Is it supposed to take this @#%$ long for a fast pres, what's the deal? Does anyone know any tricks? I usually get 26.1-2 cut-scenes.

-K..
#2709
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Who are you?
October 19, 2002, 05:38:00 AM
Yeah well, in 2 years the GE board will look back and ask if anyone remembers the days when bosshardt and wouter and other top 20 players were playing furiously, 5 years after the game came out. When every year people look back and remember and feel like crying cause it's just not the same.

Get over it. The past is gone. If you want to revive pd somewhat, sit down on your ass and play. Don't just ask other people to play and act all hypocritical.

-K..
#2710
Testing Area / test0rZ
October 19, 2002, 03:28:00 AM
go me, everyone should visit my gay pd times now.

-K..
#2711
Testing Area / test0rZ
October 19, 2002, 03:26:00 AM
yeah test 2 or what?

Yeah right
#2712
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I got ntsc.......
October 18, 2002, 11:11:00 PM
SA took me about 1 and a half hours after not playing it since I got 1:30 which was like 1.5 years ago.

How would you feel.

Meanwhile, I think with CI I might settle for a 54.

-K..
#2713
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
October 18, 2002, 11:10:00 PM
Air Force One SA: 1:23

-Karl
#2714
Archived Goldeneye / Sad News from Matthijs :(
October 18, 2002, 08:22:00 PM
That is indeed a terrible thing http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">  I send my best wishes to him, and hope for a speedy recovery. I will surely be emailing him.

-Adam
#2715
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I got ntsc.......
October 17, 2002, 08:28:00 AM
I am totally screwed. I can't f.ucking work out CI agent. I can't even get 54! I only have one tt, and that is the shutting of the 2nd lift which is at 18.5-7. Then I have no idea what is happening, I really need some f.ucking help! I'm like, doing everything like the vid. Try and treat me like I know nothing, and tell me as much about the end as you can, that would be good.

And by you I mean ANYONE who is reading this.

-K..
#2716
Perfect Dark / Just an Idea to liven this place up a bit...
October 17, 2002, 05:14:00 AM
1:16 is not proof worthy if he is ntsc. It's like, pathetic even.

-K..
#2717
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I got ntsc.......
October 17, 2002, 03:06:00 AM
I played a bit last night, for around 40 mins. Didn't have much luck but I knew I could get the wr without too much trouble. I played about 5 more mins and got a run that had some sweet parts and some terrible parts, ended up being 1:31 suprisingly.

So like yeah.....CI is next me thinks, maybe some MBR also.

-K..
#2718
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
October 17, 2002, 03:04:00 AM
Rescue agent: 1:31

-Karl
#2719
Perfect Dark / Challenge 30 goodness......again.......
October 16, 2002, 05:23:00 PM
Meanwhile...........

I made the vids of the streak, they should be online soonishly.

-K..
#2720
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I got ntsc.......
October 16, 2002, 05:55:00 AM
Extraction Agent took me the longest yet to get, approx. 1h 30 mins. Not too hard, but I kept f.ucking up at the end. I think it was around 39.8 at the door, then like yeah, 11.9 finish. My best finish is around 11.5 so it was alright I guess.

Meanwhile, now that I've gotten rid of some easy records, I will have to try slightly harder for the rest of the records I want to get. I don't even know the strats, so I'll have to make some up I guess.

For maian, get the 1st lift shut at 1:18 at least I guess, rest is straight forward.

-K..
#2721
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
October 16, 2002, 05:51:00 AM
Extraction agent: 0:51

-Karl
#2722
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I got ntsc.......
October 15, 2002, 06:13:00 AM
I got 1:30 pretty quickly, my first good bot ever. The bot took the first laser's down completely at around 49.5.

The end time ended up being 1:30.36, so roughly a 40.8 which was pretty damn pumped.

-K..
#2723
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
October 15, 2002, 06:11:00 AM
Investigation agent: 1:30

-Karl
#2724
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
October 14, 2002, 08:17:00 AM
Infiltration Agent: 1:13
Air Base Agent: 1:17
Air Base SA: 1:48
Maian SOS SA: 2:01

-Karl
#2725
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I got ntsc.......
October 14, 2002, 07:59:00 AM
Hmmm.....I just got 1:48 air base sa. Once again, I could get better, but I won't try now.

-K..
#2726
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I got ntsc.......
October 14, 2002, 07:38:00 AM
I was sorry for not whoarding as you made it ever so clear you thought it was the best option, and I seemingly agreed.

Pfft, as if I would be sorry for using 2 systems. What were you thinking!

-K..
#2727
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I got ntsc.......
October 14, 2002, 04:25:00 AM
I just got a really pathetic 2:01 maian sa, the lift was completely open when I got to it, I could go about 3 seconds faster. I won't improve it yet, just after the flurry of wr's dies down.

-K..
#2728
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I got ntsc.......
October 14, 2002, 12:19:00 AM
Well as most of you know I was waiting for ntsc to arrive. Well, my waiting is over. 1 hour and 23 minutes ago ntsc showed up on my door, and I needed no other equipment apart from the @#%$ I have to get it to work.

I originally planned to whoard, but I figured I wouldn't. I can't keep such ownage from the world.

I will keep a list of all of the ntsc times I have achieved using the new system I have, starting with the 2 times I already have.

Infiltration Agent: 1:13
Air Base Agent: 1:17

-K..
#2729
Archived Goldeneye / PLZ VISIT MY SITE, GOLDENEYE FANS!!
October 13, 2002, 08:50:00 AM
You won't even get 1%. You'll probably end up getting 0.000000000001%

-K..
#2730
Perfect Dark / ATTN: Ngamer... wtf?
October 13, 2002, 08:44:00 AM
And fal, matt is not defending me because he loves me and wants to have sex with arse (even though from the impression I got he probably does), it's cause you are too gay to release the vid isn't a virus.

-K..
#2731
Perfect Dark / ATTN: Ngamer... wtf?
October 13, 2002, 08:41:00 AM
No matt, you are wrong. You must not know how high a f.ucking wheely bin is. It is about 1.3 meters high by itself. Then add another 25 cm or so for the bucket.

-K..
#2732
Perfect Dark / Challenge 30 goodness......again.......
October 13, 2002, 08:39:00 AM
ummm......but fal, most people don't hate me around here, they hate you. And the only person I payed out was you.

If everyone wanted to kill my, why are they on my side? Yeah, you are good fal.

Fal, just @#%$ off. I don't care about paying you out, I don't need to, nor do I care about you paying me out. But you make this board look like @#%$, and you make yourself look like @#%$.

All I want to do along with everyone else is talk about pd, and you have to try and prove your gayness to the world or something, which you are doing pretty well.

-K..
#2733
Perfect Dark / Challenge 30 goodness......again.......
October 13, 2002, 07:28:00 AM
Wow, nice edit fal. OMG I CAN EDIT TOO! I'M COOL!

-K..
#2734
Perfect Dark / Challenge 30 goodness......again.......
October 13, 2002, 06:16:00 AM
Yeah fal's sig is pretty good. Maybe if I was gay like fal I would care. No one else should care either, unless they are gay, like fal. Just let fal think he's cool while the rest of the elite wankers ignore him. fal seriously must be gay or something if he wants to hang around a bunch of wankers. He attempts misserably to pay us out then wants to talk to us still, what a hero. Yeah you must be .@#%$ lonely in real life if the only people you hang around are people that hate you. Everyone else in the world must .@#%$ want to kill you if you think this is the best place to be.

I think I might make the vids right now.

-K..
#2735
Perfect Dark / Challenge 30 goodness......again.......
October 11, 2002, 10:25:00 PM
Yeah fal, what's your problem? It's not very nice what you're doing. It makes me really sad and stuff.

Using other people's sadness to make yourself look cool is very wrong. And you are looking extra super duper cool so that makes me extra super duper sad.

So yeah......I think that I will make the vids soon, just the vids in the streak.

-K..
#2736
Archived General Chat / Red Dragon
October 10, 2002, 07:09:00 AM
I think the wedding singer was one of adam's sandler's more boring movies.....the other ones were alright. I don't like stupid comedy too much, but I don't hate it either.

So like yeah, comedy is the best genre of movie IMHO. But movies like star wars, lord of the rings and stuff like that are good. Some of the star trek movies were good.

Young guns was also good, I and II.

So like yeah whatever.

-K..
#2737
Perfect Dark / Challenge 30 goodness......again.......
October 06, 2002, 11:59:00 PM
Yeah...I was being SO serious when I said I would never make a vid again.

Meanwhile...

This is really weird, I brought the tape over to moores house to show him the 2 22-0's in a row. Well while searching for them a 20-0 game came up just before the first 22-0. I thought I had stopped the tape, then played again when we got the 22-0....But it turns out that me and greg both didn't realise we had ANOTHER shutout immediately before the 22-0 shutouts. This means that our streak was 20-0, 22-0, 22-0, 11-2. The game before the 20-0 shutout we lost 18-2 http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">

So yeah, the record for most un-answered points is 75.....

-K..
#2738
Archived Goldeneye / yay, 1:20:59
October 06, 2002, 06:36:00 PM
24 is VERY possible on bunker 2 agent. Now everyone who hasn't gotten 25 can be gay and try to argue even though they lack the experience of knowledge about the level, or they could accept that it's possible and trust the judgement of someone who knows more than them about this particular stage.

-K..
#2739
Perfect Dark / ...
October 06, 2002, 06:31:00 PM
Yeah I need to lie about getting maian agent 1:39. If I wanted to fuckings lie I would lie about a time like 55 air force one agent, not some easily achievable time that 9/10 people would have no idea about how hard it is because they are ntsc.

-K..
#2740
Perfect Dark / Challenge 30 goodness......again.......
October 05, 2002, 12:11:00 AM
Fine, I won't make the vids, nor will I ever make a vid about anything again.

Thanks a lot guys. @#%$ idiots.

-K..
#2741
Perfect Dark / Objective 1 : Going through locked doors : Completed !!!!
October 05, 2002, 12:05:00 AM
That's why the lifts are timed differently between PAL and NTSC....

-K..
#2742
Perfect Dark / ...
October 05, 2002, 12:02:00 AM
Yes, post about how ownage it is http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#2743
Perfect Dark / ...
October 04, 2002, 09:09:00 PM
yeah.....this was supposed to be in the world records topic......unlucky.

-K..
#2744
Perfect Dark / Objective 1 : Going through locked doors : Completed !!!!
October 04, 2002, 09:08:00 PM
There IS a difference between NTSC and PAL on attack ship! HOW @#%$ STUPID CAN YOU BE. WHY THE @#%$ WOULD YOU THINK THAT EVERY @#%$ LIFT IN THE GAME IS QUICKER EXCEPT FOR ATTACK SHIP! @#%$ YOU, YOU @#%$ PIECE OF @#%$.  I HATE YOU, I @#%$ HATE YOU SO MUCH I WISH YOU WERE DEAD!

Yeah.....

-K..
#2745
Perfect Dark / ...
October 04, 2002, 09:03:00 PM
Maian SOS Agent: 1:39

-K..
#2746
Perfect Dark / The truth about rounding
October 04, 2002, 01:38:00 AM
PD levels are too complex to look down. GE are a lot more simple and you can afford to look down.

-K..
#2747
Perfect Dark / SO is anyone ever gonna make a Clark-like PD site?
October 04, 2002, 01:37:00 AM
The NTSC records really aren't that good at all. The reason the PAL records are so good in comparison is because there is always a time better than ours that we have to strive for. When a pal player gets 1:17 on infiltration, it's worth crap points, so they have to try very hard and play for longer to get 1:16. When an NTSC player gets 1:14, it's worth 100 points, so why try harder? Even though 1:13 is relatively easy no ones goes for it. NTSC have nothing more to work for so their times stay mediocre.

They will change soon though......

-K..
#2748
Perfect Dark / Challenge 30 goodness......again.......
October 02, 2002, 10:19:00 AM
Greg aka Funky Buddha visited me again and we played some challenge 30.

In 4 hours we got around 15 shutouts, with some selected high-lights.

The VERY first game we played we shutout 21-0. Then the next game we gayed up, the next game we shut it out, then the next game immediately after that we shut it out again. That's not bad, 3 shut outs in 4 tries.

The best streak we had was a 22-0 shutout, followed by another 22-0 shutout. The next game was a shocker. Me and greg both played excellently but it wasn't enough to beat the amazing turn of luck that happened. We ended up losing the big hill after getting 11 points, making a 55 points streak. Hmm...too bad it only ties the previously held wr which was also achieved by me and greg. I will make vids of this streak and put them online, along with some other good matches and occurences. BTW, the 3rd game of our best streak lasted around 6 mins. Me and greg call it the epic struggle of justice. It will be a good vid to download.

Me and greg also got a shut out of 17-0 because the timer ran out. We also got some good kills which I will make vids of.

Speaking of greg, I hope greg whatmore has the ability to be as good as or better than greg lewis in challenge 30 so we can be the first people to shut out challenge 30 3 times in a row.

Also, about one player challenge 30, does anyone know what the longest streak is? I want to know what it is so I can break it.

Another goal of mine is to shutout challenge 30 2 player by myself. I heard that's hard or something.....

Oh yeah, so everyone tell me if making the challenge 30 vids is worth it. I don't want to make them if only 1 person d/l's them.

-K..
#2749
Perfect Dark / SO is anyone ever gonna make a Clark-like PD site?
October 02, 2002, 10:08:00 AM
What greg, were you being sarcastic?

It will be SO hard to own you, especially since all of your times are so good. All of the ntsc records are just SO good, what was I thinking when I said I could beat most of them.

Oh well, we will see how well I go. I can't wait to see what you do when I end up owning you.

-K..
#2750
Perfect Dark / SO is anyone ever gonna make a Clark-like PD site?
October 01, 2002, 09:36:00 PM
Don't worry, I am getting ntsc very soon and will start playing pd again......these are the ties I will be hoping to get with the use of ntsc....

Investigation agent
Extraction agent
rescue agent/SA
Air base Agent/sa/PA
Air force one PA
Ci Agent SA/PA
MBR agent sa/pa

these times I am hoping to untie....

Defection PA
Investigation SA/PA
Extraction sa
Rescue PA
Air force one SA
Attack ship A/SA/PA
Maian SOS SA/PA

And these are not including the extra PAL wr's I will get when I start playing again, such as escape, crash site, pelagic 2, deep sea, war and skedar.

-K..

#2751
Testing Area / Perfect Torres is the bomb.....
September 29, 2002, 07:11:00 AM
gfgfg
#2752
Testing Area / Perfect Torres is the bomb.....
September 29, 2002, 07:10:00 AM
@#%$ my arse and call me greg
#2753
Testing Area / Perfect Torres is the bomb.....
September 29, 2002, 07:08:00 AM
this should be it.

-K.. is god
#2754
Testing Area / Perfect Torres is the bomb.....
September 29, 2002, 07:05:00 AM
yealhgdhdh
#2755
Perfect Dark / can anyone tell me...
September 29, 2002, 04:13:00 AM
Yes, I would be obliged to agree, that after deep consideration I have come to the conclusion that greg k is indeed, as matt said, quite the gayness.

-K..
#2756
Perfect Dark / Shade's vids and stuff
September 29, 2002, 03:34:00 AM
K.. is awesome, seriously, how damn awesome is that K.. fellow.

Like K.., wow, K.., what a champion. I just can't get over how much K.. really does own, he is just so damn good, oh my god I can't believe it.

Wow, did you ever notice how much K.. owns? the ownage level is far beyond any other player in the entire universe. Personally I love K.. because he is sexy and he is a spankingly good pd player.

Have you ever also noticed how K.. acts un-electromagnetism-istacally? It astounds me still, even though I have been aware of his un-electromagnetism-isticallism for quite some time now.

So greg, when are you going to get 1:11 on villa, 2 months ago? Oh ok, I will be expecting it then.

At least my game timer isn't more than yours......

-K..
#2757
Testing Area / Perfect Torres is the bomb.....
September 29, 2002, 03:26:00 AM
Yeah.....

-K..
#2758
Perfect Dark / Shade's vids and stuff
September 28, 2002, 10:45:00 PM
I haven't proved any of my records because I feel that I don't need to prove myself because everyone already knows I'm good.

I don't think I will ever have to prove myself again.

-K..
#2759
Perfect Dark / POM POM POM! September. (pom)
September 26, 2002, 10:45:00 PM
It's possible to get around 55 on normal pa.

-K..
#2760
Perfect Dark / The truth about rounding
September 26, 2002, 10:42:00 PM
Wouter, looking down so your run faster and looking down to try and make the level finish quicker are 2 different things.

-K..
#2761
Archived Goldeneye / GoldenEye Story
September 26, 2002, 08:37:00 AM
I am a normal person taking on a different identity on the elite boards. I feel that I am better than everyone else put together, so I feel that no one here could form a serious or entertaining conversation with me. I therefore make smart alec remarks, stupid comments, and bag out people in a sarcastic manner to keep myself amused. I make people think I'm being serious so that I can laugh at them to myself, and in the meantime not care that several people dislike me (well not me really, just the identity I have formed on the boards).

I think that Adam could best describe my personality in real life, and how it differs from the personality I reflect in my posts. Though there are many traits both personalities have in common.

-K..
#2762
Perfect Dark / The truth about rounding
September 26, 2002, 01:09:00 AM
elite gamer you suck, looking down does NOT make you go faster, you gay arse hole.

-K..
#2763
Perfect Dark / Shade's vids and stuff
September 26, 2002, 01:02:00 AM
I am telling you to do it.

-K..
#2764
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WR discussion here...(stop spamming Eise...)
September 25, 2002, 07:51:00 AM
Hmm......I got 3:46 on streets ltk today, it was........insane, and also insanely lucky.

Yeah, I didn't tape it. But soonish I will tape a sub 4 minute run or something.

-K..
#2765
Archived General Chat / Little Bitch aka Matt Cook......
September 21, 2002, 11:44:00 PM
It's official, matt's gay.

-K..
#2766
Archived General Chat / Little Bitch aka Matt Cook......
September 20, 2002, 07:53:00 PM
My msn is k_J..@hotmail.com....

BTW Matt if you are ever gay enough to read this topic, please post your phone number as well.

-K..
#2767
Archived General Chat / Little Bitch aka Matt Cook......
September 20, 2002, 08:40:00 AM
Me and greg are aloud to come to your house, and we will be driven there and everything.

The best way this will happen is if we come on the saturday and leave on the monday or something like that.

So like ask your mum (aka bitch goddess) if that's fine and sh!t, get on msn throughout the week you little @#%$ sucker so we can work some sh!t out.

Arse hole.

-K..
#2768
Perfect Dark / Shade's tape...
September 11, 2002, 07:36:00 PM
I think the saddest thing is that you still don't get the fact that in most of my posts Im not serious. You guys must be gay or something to think I actually mean what I say most of the time.

You guys suck, everyone who knows me laughs at you because you take me seriously. I laugh at you because you take me seriously.

How gay would you feel.

-K..
#2769
Perfect Dark / Shade's tape...
September 11, 2002, 12:01:00 AM
Greg K......

Umm........the problem here is that I AM the best player on earth. I am the best player in the history of the game, no one's skill compares at all to mine. I am seriously better than you could possibly imagine, I can get any wr I want in about 10 mins. I am just so good it's not funny.

You on the other hand is just average, nothing compared to me. And there is no way I'm just like everyone else, I am far better.

And didn't say you were going to get 1:11? You must suck my penis if you can't get it. That time is like the easiest time to get. And yes I said I would own escape, but I haven't played it yet. I am holding off pd until I get ntsc, until then I am playing ltk (streets ltk might be beaten tonight).

So like yeah and stuff, just know I am the better than everyone else put together x 10. You have no idea how good I am.

-K..
#2770
Archived General Chat / 9/11 Memorium - One Year On
September 10, 2002, 04:50:00 AM
Hmmm.....Am I missing something here? What happened on 9/11? I guess I should watch the news more or something.....

-K..
#2771
Archived Goldeneye / surface 1 LTK COMPLETED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 10, 2002, 03:12:00 AM
I just got 8:04 on a real slow run.

I will keep trying for around 6 mins.

-K..
#2772
Archived Goldeneye / Limits?
September 10, 2002, 01:54:00 AM
If my strat on control worked, it would save about 30 seconds, so if I was talking about that my max's would all be under 4 mins.

If 4:01 is the max for agent, the maxes for sa and ooa should be somewhere around 4:15. It is NOT take 20 seconds extra to take out the drones at the start, more like about 15 seconds or 13 if you pump it hardcore and stuff.

And you have no evidence of my strat not being able to work. But I have evidence to say it would.

A lot of those maxes are above what they should be, and only a very few select people actually know what they are talking about or have enough info and experience to make reasonable judgements.

I'd post what I think but all the average players will say stuff like "oh that's not possible at all and did you know I'm gay?"

-K..
#2773
Archived Goldeneye / surface 1 LTK COMPLETED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 10, 2002, 01:44:00 AM
Me and greg probably know more about this level on ltk than everyone else put together x 10.

-K..
#2774
Perfect Dark / Shade's tape...
September 09, 2002, 02:59:00 AM
He spelt interesting wrong. Unlucky.

-K..
#2775
Perfect Dark / Shade's tape...
September 09, 2002, 01:56:00 AM
I think I'm better because I am. You people look like poo when compared to me.

-K..
#2776
Archived Goldeneye / surface 1 LTK COMPLETED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 09, 2002, 01:53:00 AM
No, actually what you do is make yourself invisible and run throughout the level using nothing as cover because they can't see you.

-K..
#2777
Archived Goldeneye / Limits?
September 09, 2002, 12:24:00 AM
FFS! IT'S THE LIMITS! You arseholes stop saying that they won't be done. Obviously some of them won't be, but they are possible.

@#%$!

-K..
#2778
Archived Goldeneye / Limits?
September 09, 2002, 12:08:00 AM
The new strat is that you give natalya head.

-K..
#2779
Archived Goldeneye / Limits?
September 08, 2002, 10:48:00 PM
Frigate should be like 23/1:04/1:08.

Train is like 1:05/1:43/2:08

Control should be around 2:02/2:17/2:17.

Caverns is like 1:02/1:21/1:35.

Bunker 1 sa is 22 maybe 21.

Egypt is all 46's. WTF would agent be 46 and sa and ooa be 47?

Jungle sa should be 56 along with ooa.

And I doubt very much that steven's 1:31 on aztec was 1 second away from absolute perfection.

-K..
#2780
Archived Goldeneye / surface 1 LTK COMPLETED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 08, 2002, 06:41:00 AM
I just got 12:10. I will go for under 10 tonight.

-K..
#2781
Perfect Dark / Shade's tape...
September 08, 2002, 05:50:00 AM
Btw, I'll just say this again because I can.

Shade will never be allowed into the elite without full proof of his untied wr's. No matter how much you people believe him, it won't effect anything unless he provides the proof.

Keep trying to attack my character but it achieves nothing. It relies entirely on shade's shoulders.

-K..
#2782
Perfect Dark / Shade's tape...
September 08, 2002, 05:35:00 AM
I didn't call anyone a n00b. I said you were acting like one.

-K..
#2783
Archived Goldeneye / Limits?
September 08, 2002, 05:26:00 AM
A lot of those could be lower.

-K..
#2784
Archived Goldeneye / surface 1 LTK COMPLETED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 08, 2002, 05:17:00 AM
Yeah, I'm gonna get around 10 mins tonight me thinks. But then again me could be wrong.

And no strat telling forever........or something.

-K..
#2785
Perfect Dark / Shade's tape...
September 07, 2002, 08:12:00 PM
You shade believers are argueing to brick walls. What you say doesn't mean sh!t. Plus you are not even argueing, you are making pathetic points that have nothing to do with shade so you can try to look cool. Yeah nice one you are really winning people over with your n00bishness.

Why don't you go and create a "I love shade and if I had the chance I would lick his ass" message board where you all can go and talk about how good it would be to make love with shade.

Nothing you say will change anything. Unless he proves his untied records outright, he will not be permitted, ever. I also think there should be another deadline placed. One that if not met will mean that shade can never be allowed into the elite.

-K..
#2786
Perfect Dark / Shade's tape...
September 06, 2002, 09:57:00 PM
I don't feel the need to inform any of you about the shade issue. All I said is that shade is only fooling the people who have no say at all in the running of the elite.

You guys can believe what you want. Shade will never be allowed to enter the elite without solid proof shown.

-K..
#2787
Perfect Dark / Shade's tape...
September 06, 2002, 02:07:00 AM
Shade did well to decieve all the less informed people, but unfortunately for him he did not persuade the people that count.

That's all there is to say.

-K..
#2788
Perfect Dark / Shade's tape...
September 05, 2002, 05:35:00 PM
It doesn't matter what anyone here thinks. The fact is, shade will never be allowed back into the elite with this kind of proof.

OMG I will lose a rank if he joins. You guys are pathetic if you think that's the only reason I don't believe him. All this tape did was strengthen my belief that all his times aren't real, though that's hard as I'm 100% sure.

-K..
#2789
Perfect Dark / Shade's tape...
September 05, 2002, 03:01:00 AM
Umm.....Last time I checked 1:18 was NOT 1:17. This is not proof at all, and cannot be seen as proof.

That tape is so lame, the only people he is fooling with this tape are fools.

The main people who are actually important are (thankfully) a little less ignorant.

-K..
#2790
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / ben gorman???
September 03, 2002, 05:31:00 PM
I'll be back in a month or so to shatter more records.

-K..
#2791
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Shade
September 02, 2002, 05:51:00 AM
With Maian pa, you would have to be good enough to get around 2:10 on ntsc to get 2:12 on PAL. That really isn't many people if any, in other words, we have a major disadvantage. Until an NTSC player gets like 2:10 we have a larger dis.

-K..
#2792
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Shade
September 02, 2002, 12:03:00 AM
Firstly, adam is gay.

Secondly, not sure if pal has a disadvantage on attack ship? There are FOUR lifts! HTF can pal not have a disadvantage there? And with ntsc you can time out the lifts well, with pal you can't.

PAL has a bit of a time advantage of ntsc, and ntsc has a bit of a point advantage over PAL.

In my very educated opinion, I believe that if phil had both systems he would be well ahead of disco and ben.

-K..
#2793
Perfect Dark / A few questions regarding proof
September 01, 2002, 08:48:00 AM
Randy lied about some of his times and said that he accidently taped over the run. That's why there isn't many video's available.

-K..
#2794
Archived Goldeneye / GoldenEye 64, meet Mario Kart: Super Circuit!
September 01, 2002, 08:42:00 AM
You didn't even give a link to ANYTHING. What the hell was found with mario kart and where can I read about it.

That post is completely useless without more information.

-K..
#2795
Archived General Chat / Custom Titles
September 01, 2002, 04:04:00 AM
...
#2796
Archived Goldeneye / The End is Here.......
September 01, 2002, 04:02:00 AM
You arsehole, you know you are going to leave and go to 100th place but you still have to beat my jungle ooa time.

@#%$ you.

-K..

BTW, I'll get those records back soonish.
#2797
Archived Goldeneye / Hello, I come here to apologize.
August 30, 2002, 03:12:00 AM
Yeah, you still have lies, and the amount of gayness I am picking up from you is quite high.

-K..
#2798
Archived Goldeneye / Looking down on missions
August 29, 2002, 05:39:00 PM
I don't like this either. If people continue using this method on other levels I will quit.

-K..
#2799
Archived General Chat / Custom Titles
August 27, 2002, 07:30:00 AM
I think I might change mine.

I would like mine to say "I poo on you". Same colour....

-K..
#2800
Archived General Chat / The National Lottery
August 27, 2002, 01:57:00 AM
A few years back my parents bought a scratchy and won $250,000. But then they spent it all on old shoes http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">

-K..
#2801
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WR discussion here...(stop spamming Eise...)
August 27, 2002, 01:50:00 AM
I really could get 1:09 or something similar, but I won't.

I hadn't played train for a year and I only played it for an hour. If I played it another 2 hours I could get 1:08 for sure.

-K..
#2802
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / !P__O__M! Aug...
August 26, 2002, 03:58:00 AM
What do you think it would take for me to get pom?

-K..
#2803
Archived General Chat / Guitar...
August 26, 2002, 03:14:00 AM
I can't make out ANYTHING from that clip. You will need to record something better than that.

-K..
#2804
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
August 23, 2002, 08:42:00 PM
G5 AGENT: 0:42
G5 SA: 0:49
G5 PA: 1:01
Duel PA: 0:09
Skedar AGENT: 1:12
Skedar SA: 1:29
Investigation SA: 2:15

-Karl
#2805
Archived General Chat / Interesting morning
August 22, 2002, 07:48:00 AM
I don't think spiders suck, therefore your use of the word sucker was inapropriate.

And spiders rule, I already have an arranged marriage with one. It will be carried out on 3rd august 2005 if anyone wants to come.....

And BTW....

Sydney Funnel Web>Expert's @#%$ gay girly spider

-K..
#2806
Archived General Chat / Alcohol
August 22, 2002, 07:44:00 AM
It was VERY obvious that I was lying. You actually believe that was real?

clap clap

-K..
#2807
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I FINALLY improved that GOD-AWFUL Attack Ship PA record...
August 22, 2002, 07:40:00 AM
Which side would you take? Besides me, the no.1, no.2 most other good players plus the headmaster of the elite believe that his times are lies.

Or like neo(50+ ranked) will you assume without knowing any of the facts?

-K..
#2808
Archived Goldeneye / The 1:20 mark has fallen....
August 22, 2002, 03:58:00 AM
Wouter, I said you wouldn't get 23, not 25.

-K..
#2809
Archived General Chat / Alcohol
August 22, 2002, 03:55:00 AM
Only 15? In australia the legal age for drinking is 15, so in australia you would be getting pissed on a regular basis.

-K..
#2810
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I FINALLY improved that GOD-AWFUL Attack Ship PA record...
August 22, 2002, 01:54:00 AM
I will strip naked and try to have sex with your mother.

-K..
#2811
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Post new WR times savers here....
August 22, 2002, 01:53:00 AM
2s? That's rediculous. You have to blow up the glass, lose 2 seconds right there waiting for the explosion to clear. Then you hit button, then you have to open the other and get the pack, easily 5 seconds.

And he doesn't follow exactly the same line, or at least he doesn't for me. So you must be gay if he enters the medipak room.

-K..
#2812
Archived General Chat / Interesting morning
August 21, 2002, 08:49:00 AM
I would.....look at it......until it died......

-K..
#2813
Archived General Chat / Downloads (AKA pointless topic)
August 21, 2002, 08:43:00 AM
How good was it? I'm thinking of getting a DDD movie.

-K..
#2814
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Post new WR times savers here....
August 21, 2002, 08:29:00 AM
Greg I think your reasoning is wrong. You lose about 5 seconds getting the medipak, and that really would not effect jon.

-K..
#2815
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I FINALLY improved that GOD-AWFUL Attack Ship PA record...
August 21, 2002, 03:54:00 AM
They are not real.

-K..
#2816
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I FINALLY improved that GOD-AWFUL Attack Ship PA record...
August 21, 2002, 01:50:00 AM
Shade's times aren't real, I thought everyone knew that by now.

-K..
#2817
Archived Goldeneye / The 1:20 mark has fallen....
August 20, 2002, 06:04:00 PM
It doesn't give you the right to be a fag just because you suck too much and you love to suck the @#%$....

-K..
#2818
Archived Goldeneye / The 1:20 mark has fallen....
August 20, 2002, 05:26:00 PM
Pdplum is an idiot. WTF, why did he get unbanned in the first place.

What a loser.

-K..
#2819
Archived Goldeneye / The 1:20 mark has fallen....
August 20, 2002, 08:45:00 AM
And what a great post it was.

-K..
#2820
Archived Goldeneye / The 1:20 mark has fallen....
August 20, 2002, 08:25:00 AM
I just got 24 bunker 1 sa...

So yeah, sorry adam http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  But it had to be done.

I also got 1:20 dam sa, go me or something.

-K..
#2821
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WR discussion here...(stop spamming Eise...)
August 20, 2002, 02:48:00 AM
Hmm....I think ntsc might be just over a second faster on the music....

If that's the case which I think it is, derek still strafes him a second faster than me, and about 0.5 secs faster on my best runs.

-K..
#2822
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WR discussion here...(stop spamming Eise...)
August 20, 2002, 01:46:00 AM
If I didn't suck at strafing val, I would be able to fail 2:25's easily. That is if I could strafe val as well as derek.

And I wouldn't need boosts!

-K..
#2823
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WR discussion here...(stop spamming Eise...)
August 19, 2002, 11:57:00 PM
Hmm.....Derek........if you wait out both scenes then you are about 2 seconds faster than me up to the statue on a run that would give me 2:27 even on a low 34 return.

Tell me again if on that short 2:26 speed vid is on a run where you waited both scenes because that would make 2:25 pathetically easy for me to get if I had a run that fast, with no boosts. In fact I could probably get back boosted at trev and still get 2:25.

I always lose about 1.5 on you because I can't strafe val for sh!t but I can still pump out 2:26's.

2:25 is easily possible.

-K..
#2824
Archived General Chat / Aussie Handball - Check it out!
August 19, 2002, 06:31:00 AM
It's a deal, next weekend, I will get greg to bring his vid cam over to moores house. Chump will come, and we can show table tennis and handball skills.

-K..
#2825
Archived General Chat / It seems like you ARE interested.....
August 19, 2002, 06:29:00 AM
What is love? Please do tell me.

There is always a reason for wanting to be with someone or enjoying the time you spend with people. It has nothing to do with love. At least until someone tells me what love is, and why they love someone, or why people love each other. I believe that love is a different way of stating why people want to be/spend time with each other.

Love is a different way of stating feelings, and isn't something on it's own. Unless someone wants to show me otherwise?

-K..
#2826
Archived Goldeneye / Ill.cross of death
August 19, 2002, 04:34:00 AM
Supernova = gay

Meanwhile, I invented the liquid paper dot so suck it right down.

-K..
#2827
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / The Real me
August 19, 2002, 12:17:00 AM
Having proof and showing proof is 2 different things you @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ of @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$, @#%$ @#%$ @#%$....

-K..
#2828
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Not so 2:43...
August 19, 2002, 12:07:00 AM
There were heaps of things I thought made this look fake. I said most of this to greg lavery but apparently he was gay and didn't read it.

The accuracy in the vid was pin-point. In some cases he turned 90 degrees to kill a guard perfectly and continued strafing forward seemingly losing no time. You nailed every guard perfectly.

Also the first panels. You activate all 4 and manage to get back to the door just as it closes. This is not possible at all without slo mo. And you wouldn't activate all 4 unless you knew that the first 2 weren't the correct ones which you can't know because the 2nd comp doesn't make the sound imediately. And you wouldn't activate all of them anyway, you would just activate the first 2 and hope.

Also other general things. The run was slow. Doors shut on you, and you killed lots of guards. You wouldn't have been able to make the bot, even on the slowest bot possible. Also you killed the guard in front of the locked door, and still got 2:43 which is not possible. Well maybe it is but not by someone who does not possess such a skill.

Plus the vid changed speeds which is just weird. You will find that with crappy captures, if there is slo down, it will appear to have a low framerate, it won't slow down like that. You will also find that it will in the end capture in real time. If the run is 2:43, it should be 2:43 long, even if some parts are slow as other parts will go faster and make up for it. The VCR is still running perfectly.....

-K..

#2829
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WR discussion here...(stop spamming Eise...)
August 18, 2002, 11:54:00 PM
Derek, on your 2:26 speed vid, when do you cut the opening scene? I wait out the entire scene and get to the statue on the bold high note on a really good run for me.

I get 2:27 pretty much every run, and every run is really @#%$. On the runs where I do well I get 2:26 fails. I probably lose about 1 second on val compared to your strafing, and I don't leave him very well at all.

I can actually see 2:25 being well in reach if I can perfect a few things and get a really good return.

-K..
#2830
Archived General Chat / Aussie Handball - Check it out!
August 18, 2002, 08:11:00 PM
Handball looks crap because matt and his brother played it so shittastically.

-K..
#2831
Archived General Chat / It seems like you ARE interested.....
August 18, 2002, 08:09:00 PM
The only difference between humans and animals is that humans have a conscience and they are smarter.....

Hmmm....

But really, they aren't more special. Humans are only more important to humans. We are still animals, just smarter ones.

Humans invented love. If there was not a dictionary meaning of the word love, to humans it wouldn't exist. WTF is love anyway, you can say it's anything. And when you say you love someone, what is it that you are doing that can be described as loving?

There are a few reasons why people want to be together.

1. They find each other physically attractive and hope to screw each other all night long every night for as long as they live.
2. The other person has a lot of money.
3. They like spending time with eachother because of their personalities.

Love isn't in there. Love isn't anything, it doesn't exist! It's just something you say to someone instead of saying "I like you because I find you physically attractive and hope we can screw each other every night for as long as we live". Love also sounds more intimite

And feeling attracted to one person or liking their personality is only brought on by chemical reactions in your body. Every feeling you have is chemical reactions, and a hint of hormones.

What am I trying to say? Well, you say sex is love, and should be way more important. But, what is love? Do you even know what it is? Can you tell me what it is? I assure you love is a different way of saying those 3 reasons above. And the word love was created by humans.

-K..
#2832
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WR discussion here...(stop spamming Eise...)
August 18, 2002, 07:51:00 PM
yeah I'm back to ge for a bit, these are some things I hope to achieve....

2:26's statue.
1:04 surface 1 agent
24 bunker 1 sa
1:52's surface 1 sa and ooa
dam sa 1:20
dam ooa 2:03
facility agent 48
58's on facility
1:58's streets

That should keep me occupied for a while. I might also try for 56's on archives.

-K..
#2833
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I FINALLY improved that GOD-AWFUL Attack Ship PA record...
August 18, 2002, 07:41:00 PM
The AS PA record does suck.

-K..
#2834
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Not so 2:43...
August 18, 2002, 07:40:00 PM
I said to a few people on AIM that I thought you cheated. I thought you either used slo mo and sped the vid up or you used a gameshark.

Some things in the vid are just not possible without slo mo.

-K..
#2835
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / The Real me
August 18, 2002, 01:27:00 AM
You're an idiot. You SAID you got 45 and 58 on g5 and pelagic. After you said you wouldn't lie anymore after the chicago time.

You're pathetic, you don't deserve to be on this board.

You insult other respected players because you suck too much and you lied. You expect people to like you even though you are a complete dip sh!t and have said you're the best and called other players jealous even though they are at least 100 times better than you.

I don't know why you weren't banned the first day you posted that stupid chicago topic. You're a loser, go piss off to some other board like you said you would. Or did you already do that but everyone there told you to fuc.k off too?

-K..
#2836
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WR discussion here...(stop spamming Eise...)
August 17, 2002, 05:42:00 AM
1.2 obviously, what kind of gay question is that?

Meanwhile I have finished sending the vid to randy. Just get file on him and the vid is in the very first folder along with the other gay 1:54 I got yesterday. Nice music too.

-K..
#2837
Archived General Chat / RIP Dave Williams 1972-2002
August 17, 2002, 05:10:00 AM
How the hell did you get to meet him and talk for hours backstage? You are fairly lucky indeed.

And drowning pool does/did indeed own.

-K..
#2838
Archived General Chat / Aussie Handball - Check it out!
August 17, 2002, 05:07:00 AM
You and your brother are extremely unco, that is the gayest game of handball I have ever seen. Me and my friends would whoop your arses so harshly. You should be killed for playing it like that.

I shun thee, maybe I will make a vid of me and a friend playing, we totally dominate your arses like never before.

Holy @#%$.

-K..
#2839
Archived General Chat / Custom Titles
August 17, 2002, 04:53:00 AM
I hope you wouldn't actually consider creating a custom title that was racial or offensive....

-K..
#2840
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WR discussion here...(stop spamming Eise...)
August 17, 2002, 04:08:00 AM
I went over moore's house today and got 2 more 1:53's. One of them was on tape, so yeah. I've already made it if anyone wants it....

-K..
#2841
Archived Goldeneye / Yay! Good(?) grenade boosting method.
August 16, 2002, 08:39:00 AM
If someone asks I could make a vid of how I boost myself 7 times with the grenade launcher plus 2 guard boosts and get 1:52.....

-K..
#2842
Archived Goldeneye / Bosshardt has been validated
August 16, 2002, 08:37:00 AM
Hmmm.....do you have any idea of how much I could own with the dot? I could easily get 51 on bunker 2 sa, along with 24 on bunker 1 sa, and @#%$ loads more. This is quite sweet, I do believe I could also get like 1:34 on surface 2 OOA.

Yeah....but like it won't be at least a month till I play ge again.

-K..
#2843
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WR discussion here...(stop spamming Eise...)
August 16, 2002, 01:54:00 AM
If anyone gets 1:53's, I'm gonna get 1:52's.

-K..
#2844
Archived General Chat / It seems like you ARE interested.....
August 15, 2002, 05:34:00 PM
Sex is love? That's pathetic. Yeah, I guess sheep have sex because they love each other.

-K..
#2845
Archived General Chat / 2000th post!
August 15, 2002, 08:24:00 AM
I have twice the amount of posts as you do.

-K..
#2846
Archived General Chat / It seems like you ARE interested.....
August 14, 2002, 07:16:00 AM
What about back in the days when marriage hadn't been created yet, and even further back when god hadn't been invented yet? Marriage hadn't existed, so......

Marriage is something created by men to give women a sign of there willingness to comitment. WTF is marriage anyways? It does nothing to alter the feelings of 2 people, all it is a piece of paper saying that the bride went down the isle and everyone said I do.

Why is the night after marriage different to the morning before marriage? Why is it not ok to have sex and then ok to have sex in the span of 12 hours. It just doesn't make sense!

FFS animals have been having sex for millions of years, now humans do it and suddenly it's wrong. OMG they created this marriage thing and said it was wrong to have sex beforehand just so every chick didn't become a town slut. Then over time people started saying it's wrong in the eyes of god and all kinds of stuff like that.

Sex feels good, why not do it. It doesn't matter who you do it with (unless of course you are in a relationship and the other person would get pissed off if you slept around with 10 other people) or how long you've known the person. But whatever though to the people who care so much. If you don't want to have sex it's your loss, it's your natural urge that you are restraining. And of course god says it's wrong so don't do it even if it would make both people happy and would have pretty much no negative effect on the world at all. It's a sin god damnit, hmm that would be ironic now wouldn't it.

-K..
#2847
Archived General Chat / Guitar...
August 10, 2002, 11:07:00 PM
I have some fairly good news. Tonight I am getting my brother-in-law's guitar and guitar amp along with about 3 pedals so I will be able to record me playing!

Should be sweet, I have some really good things I want to record....

-K..
#2848
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / NTSC'ers that used PAL....
August 10, 2002, 09:04:00 PM
Was it possible to use NTSC cables on the PAL system?

-K..
#2849
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Multiplayer videos?
August 10, 2002, 07:08:00 AM
No where. Winning against 8 darksims is impossible.

-K..
#2850
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / NTSC'ers that used PAL....
August 10, 2002, 05:07:00 AM
Please answer some of these questions.....

Did you use a PAL system or just the pal cart in an ntsc system.

If you used a pal system was it possible for you to use an ntsc expansion pak on it?

Why couldn't you use pal on a normal tv?

Please give me some help in getting hold of an ntsc cart and actually being able to use it.

Please......

-K..
#2851
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I'm a nice guy.
August 09, 2002, 11:03:00 PM
I was....posting as oh jimmity (aka greg whatmore. He lives like 2 mins from me). Hence the -K.. at the end of my post...

And yeah, I will look on ebay for an ntsc 64.... or something.

-K..
#2852
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Matt Cook....
August 08, 2002, 09:57:00 PM
Give me another progress report matt. Fuc.k I want it so fuc.king bad!!!!!!! Even if you don't get it to work still send it to me as soon as you can.

BTW, I WILL send it back.....in time....

-K..
#2853
Archived Goldeneye / This just from the Twin Galaxies GE Refferee...
August 08, 2002, 09:44:00 PM
If I can't have all of my records listed I don't want any of my records listed....

-K..
#2854
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Matt Cook....
August 05, 2002, 07:39:00 AM
When do you think you could send it up my way?

-K..
#2855
Archived Goldeneye / something funny in the lost topics
August 04, 2002, 06:51:00 PM
Someone who everyone hates is trying to defend someone else, who everyone also hates.

If you want to make lame topics go make a new board, cause no one here cares. WTF is the point of posting a topic here that everyone won't read? All it does it make people dislike you, and even more so when you say you don't care and people should post whatever they feel like posting.

In conclusion, nobody likes pdplum or red bull.

-K..
#2856
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Matt Cook....
August 04, 2002, 05:31:00 AM
What the hell have you been doing in the past week? You haven't been online at all...

Meanwhile, have you got the convertor yet, give me some progress here please.

-K..
#2857
Archived General Chat / I need birthdays.
July 30, 2002, 04:17:00 AM
WTF? How come I wasn't on the list? I WANT TO BE ON THE LIST!

-K..
#2858
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / ***DMan: Improtant***
July 29, 2002, 04:24:00 AM
Improtant....I find that amusing.

-K..
#2859
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / King Kong aint got @#%$ on me New Time Saver
July 27, 2002, 10:12:00 AM
I plan to get 1:40 on skedar pa next month.

-K..
#2860
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WR discussion here...(stop spamming Eise...)
July 26, 2002, 10:43:00 PM
He used the old strat, only using one guard and luring him through the mainframe...

A lot faster, and he went with b/a.

-K..
#2861
Archived Goldeneye / This just from the Twin Galaxies GE Refferee...
July 26, 2002, 12:38:00 PM
No you wouldn't. And you wouldn't know, because you don't have those wr's.

-K..
#2862
Archived Goldeneye / This just from the Twin Galaxies GE Refferee...
July 26, 2002, 02:13:00 AM
Yes and all of these opinions coming from people who have no wr's. Clap, clap.

-K..
#2863
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / -July 20[*POM*]02 July-
July 25, 2002, 07:19:00 AM
To greg K...

If you want to go on about wr achievements, I will list mine...

First I UNTIED villa pa.
Then I tied defection agent.
Then I tied war agent.
Then I UNTIED crash site sa, which was 8th or something on the longest wr chart.
Then I tied crash site agent.
Then I tied pelagic 2 agent.
Then I tied pelagic 2 sa.
Then I tied crash site pa, which was the longest standing untied wr.

And before the month's end I should have 43 on g5 agent, and good times on sa and pa which will gain me around another 70 points.

-K..
#2864
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / -July 20[*POM*]02 July-
July 24, 2002, 05:38:00 PM
Also, 4 wr's to me? *cough8cough*

Defection a
Villa pa
Crash site a, sa, pa
War a
pelagic 2 a, sa

-K..
#2865
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / -July 20[*POM*]02 July-
July 24, 2002, 05:35:00 PM
Randy's times are spanned out over at least 5 months. Whoarding should eliminate any chances of winning pom.

-K..
#2866
Archived Goldeneye / caverns 00 agent : i ve forgooten everything please help!
July 24, 2002, 06:45:00 AM
72 is easily achievable if you have the settings right.

But like yeah, on expert some of the teams are harder, and sometimes I find it hard to even get 10-0. But usually the score is around 15-0 on expert settings.

-K..
#2867
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / AF1 PA
July 24, 2002, 05:51:00 AM
For fuc.ks sake. Stop making such damn stupid and useless topics, post in another topic or something, just don't make a new fuc.king topic everytime you have a thought.

I think that the minds of a hundred elite players over 2 years would have come together to notice that strat being faster if it actually was. You haven't even tried it out yourself so you have no clue.

Why don't you try things before making stupid useless topics like this. Once again you have wasted 5 mins of my life that I will never get back.

-K..
#2868
Archived Goldeneye / caverns 00 agent : i ve forgooten everything please help!
July 24, 2002, 02:31:00 AM
I'm pretty sure i've scored from about 60 meters. That is, running down the sideline and pressing B the instant you get over the center line.

I own at that game.

-K..
#2869
Archived Goldeneye / Bad trev, anyone?
July 23, 2002, 06:49:00 AM
The records aren't lowered because I have really played it yet.

-K..
#2870
Archived Goldeneye / caverns 00 agent : i ve forgooten everything please help!
July 21, 2002, 11:15:00 PM
My guess is 12.

-K..
#2871
Archived General Chat / A tiny little piece of genius
July 21, 2002, 08:43:00 AM
entries.the5k.org/828/index.html#

There is the site for duck hunt.

I got *cough730cough*....

I won't play again until I find a program that allows me to tape it. Anyone got any ideas?

-K..
#2872
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Post new WR times savers here....
July 20, 2002, 08:41:00 PM
I changed the title and stuff to make it more clear, I am not looking for massive strats or anything, just things that will shave time off WR's.

BTW, please everyone stop using my skill level as a way to get at me, because really it does the opposite. I don't even know why people mention it really, as me behaviour has nothing to do with how good I am.

-K..
#2873
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Post new WR times savers here....
July 20, 2002, 08:53:00 AM
I just figured a couple of things out with attack ship at the end, I still need to have a look at some things, but I'm pretty sure it is completely random. Completely random that is, without any new tricks and stuff. Of course, there is only one element that is random and that is the opening of the door of the the skedar on the right.

I will work on it a bit tomorrow.

-K..
#2874
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Post new WR times savers here....
July 20, 2002, 07:35:00 AM
Iggy, if you are going to be gay, be gone from this topic.

-K..
#2875
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Attack Ship A - Time losing Sacrifices? (help)
July 20, 2002, 05:27:00 AM
You need to kill at least 8 skedar in the first hanger, but if you were to do it exactly the same every time, he would warp everytime.

Also see in the 2nd lift how I am running into the corner, don't know if it helps but it might.

Btw, you arse, I need to chat to you, or you need to give me your fuc.king address, because currently I don't have it and I could have sent the money on wed but you were never on aim or anything.

-K..
#2876
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Post new WR times savers here....
July 20, 2002, 05:23:00 AM
All I see in the other topic is people writing walkthroughs for 2 year old strats, maybe in this topic people could actually post new strats rather than old ones....

Yeah so I found a slightly different strat for crash site pa which I will use to get 1:56 or something. Of course, I'm not going to actually tell you it because I'm gay, and I won't you to figure it out. So like, after you come back from elvis's ship, go a different way to the jammer, it's about 4 seconds faster and stuff.

Yeah and like I might keep trying that pelagic 2 sa strat I made, rather than just settle for a crap 1:55 with the old strat.

I also might play pelagic 2 agent and beat 53, but only if I find a more consistent method of getting objective 2 complete.

Gotta play some attack ship now and find a way to get good skedar....

-K..
#2877
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Post new WR times savers here....
July 20, 2002, 05:23:00 AM
All I see in the other topic is people writing walkthroughs for 2 year old strats, maybe in this topic people could actually post new strats rather than old ones....

Yeah so I found a slightly different strat for crash site pa which I will use to get 1:56 or something. Of course, I'm not going to actually tell you it because I'm gay, and I won't you to figure it out. So like, after you come back from elvis's ship, go a different way to the jammer, it's about 4 seconds faster and stuff.

Yeah and like I might keep trying that pelagic 2 sa strat I made, rather than just settle for a crap 1:55 with the old strat.

I also might play pelagic 2 agent and beat 53, but only if I find a more consistent method of getting objective 2 complete.

Gotta play some attack ship now and find a way to get good skedar....

-K..
#2878
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Attack Ship A - Time losing Sacrifices? (help)
July 20, 2002, 03:36:00 AM
I'd say that nobody except me and ben really know all that much about attack ship, so if you want help/advice talk to us.

Elvis warps into the 2nd elevator so nothing you do in the hanger affects anything(unless you use my most awesome strat). 2 secs to waste...If you don't use my warping technique, then once you have killed the 2 skedar after the 2nd lift, turn around and close/open the door you just went through. You don't have to wait till it's fully closed, just tab B. It takes a second to do and also makes elvis go faster. I played a bit today and got him to complete the objective on my first and second tries, then not on my 3rd try, but I only tried 3 times http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

So yeah, but warp him or something cause that totally owns. And go left, because going right is gay, very gay. Going left means that he won't go wondering off into the dark blue area of the level.

-K..
#2879
Archived Goldeneye / Something to try on Surface 2 A and SA
July 19, 2002, 07:23:00 PM
I was trying that before you were born. The first one damages the comps, the 2nd one destroys them.

-K..
#2880
Archived Goldeneye / 37
July 19, 2002, 06:18:00 PM
Actually my frigate sa was quite the untied when I got it.

-K..
#2881
Archived Goldeneye / 37
July 19, 2002, 02:30:00 AM
Oh yeah, I also got 1:47 on aztec agent when moore was over. What a gay run, though I did do it without body armour somehow even though I had like 1 bar in the last room.

None of these times are insane or anything because I really only worked for about a week on them.

-K..
#2882
Archived Goldeneye / 37
July 19, 2002, 01:54:00 AM
Meh, I was originally going to whoard until I got to number 1 but everyone turned gay or something. Just to be fair I'll release some times I got a couple of months ago....

Depot OOA: 0:53
Bunker 2 SA: 0:53
Archives OOA: 0:57
Frigate SA: 1:10
Bunker 2 A: 0:25
Egypt OOA: 0:50 (stopped trying cause of pd)
Control A: 4:09(also stopped trying cause of pd)

-K..
#2883
Archived Goldeneye / Derek and co.
July 18, 2002, 09:24:00 PM
Yeah I understand that it was a mistake. I can't be mad at anyone for that. It's all ok now.

-K..
#2884
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / 43
July 18, 2002, 06:50:00 AM
Only 8 seconds off the elite? That is pathetic, especially since you have been whoarding for a year and acted as if your times were totally unbelievable.

This is worst over-hype I have ever seen. I mean the only time there that is insane is chicago agent. There rest are mostly pr's and a few more records that shave off 1 or 2 secs here and there.

This really isn't that great for the amount of hype you have put on it, and the amount of time you have whoarded for.

Whatever, at least the gayness that is your whoarding has come to an end, even if in such an unsatisfactory manner. I was expecting no less than 5 great and insane records. All I got was chicago agent....a 15 second level.....

Great work.

-K..
#2885
Archived Goldeneye / Derek and co.
July 17, 2002, 07:41:00 PM
I sent derek a vid and told him I didn't want the general public or anyone else for that matter seeing it at the present time. He sent/gave it to you, and you publicly display it on aim, along with the other confidential vid I gave you people.

If I send a vid to one person in that little circle everyone seems to have it the next day, even after asking whoever I sent it to not to send to anyone.

I should be able to have control over my vids, and I obviously cannot have that when it is in your possession.

-K..
#2886
Perfect Dark / Post New PRs Here!
July 17, 2002, 08:32:00 AM
That is the lamest thing I have ever seen, it doesn't take a genious to figure out how to hold a friggin controller.

Meanwhile I got 39 defection sa, 2:04 crash site pa...

Also a really gay 1:56 skedar pa, that will hopefully drop to 1:46 tomorrow.

-K..
#2887
Archived Goldeneye / Oh, man this is unbelivible
July 17, 2002, 08:17:00 AM
Megagamer, you suck, and 1:43 on frigate ooa sucks, you should be killed, and everyone you know should be drawn and quartered.

A fair amount of people have been playing this game since before you were even born, don't you dare come here with your 9th post and crap times and act like you know more than us. We know probably about 1000% of what you know, and you think you could know something we don't? Then once we say you are wrong, you do a really, really big awesome tird in your pants and start crying, then acting like we are bashing you cause you suck or something. In fact he wasn't even bashing, that doesn't come close to bashing.

Meanwhile everyone else is posting why you are wrong and all you can say to that is "um whatever", as if that rebuts their point or something. And you call a top 10 player a moron because he knows more than you, and/or a too moronic yourself to realise that a. he didn't show any agression in his post towards you or even hinted he didn't like you, therefore your actions were pathetic, and b. of course he knows that if dr doak is in another part of you can't get a good time, to even mention that is just lame, like it's news or something, you don't need to take everything you hear and put it under the microscope to find an example in which it doesn't work.

We mentioned nothing about our times being better than yours thus making us a better person or anything like that, you just made it up. Signs of jealousy there. Also saying we are cocky, n00b bashes, or anything in that matter would come completely from a complex inside your head. If you don't feel comfortable with such better players don't hang around here.

-K..
#2888
Archived Goldeneye / Derek and co.
July 17, 2002, 03:01:00 AM
I wasn't being serious you arse, and that was pd.

BTW, only derek and co. would know what I mean.

-K..
#2889
Archived Goldeneye / Derek and co.
July 17, 2002, 02:35:00 AM
It's all good.

-K..
#2890
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Fal's pathetic post and the whole Plum = Sexysim issue....
July 17, 2002, 02:14:00 AM
Yeah that is totally true. I mean, 6 months ago people were like ok, he is just kidding around and everyone is happy.

Then fuc.king n00bs come along and take everything serious, what losers, they wreck the board with all their seriousness and stuff. They should go back to seriousville or something, and go play some seriousball.

-K..
#2891
Archived Goldeneye / Oh, man this is unbelivible
July 16, 2002, 08:49:00 AM
Pfft, jungle dominates. It is nowhere near as gay as the other levels. Not by a long shot.

-K..
#2892
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / The Official Kingpin vote (*mods especially read*)
July 16, 2002, 04:18:00 AM
As an official mod I say let him back to that place that he was in originally, that place being the elite or further more not the unelite as apposed to the place I previously mention.

So, with his times removed he is not IN the elite, but still one with the elite, furthermore not unwith as apposed to the with previously mention, still according to paragraph 456 line 6 of the how to be gay manual he shall be let back in if everyone except gay people says he should.

In all order there is chaos and such, going back to my most awesome theory of time, that being that time does not exist, furthermore it does not unexist and it never was nor will be a thing to be un'd, if you know what I mean. Furthermore it cannot 'not' exist as even mentioning it states that it exist in the first place. By calling it time I am making it a thing apposed to not existing. However, if I am simply calling it time as an example to stupid people you could make an exception.

-K..
#2893
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / You help me, I'll help you....
July 14, 2002, 09:26:00 PM
Actually, that's an entirely different scenario. It has nothing to do with video proof exactly, it has to do with proving his time in general and he hadn't shown anything for a while.

And all I would have to do is show moore or genisics the vid and I am proven without actually putting the vid online.

Suck it right down or something.

-K..
#2894
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / You help me, I'll help you....
July 14, 2002, 08:55:00 AM
Actually I wouldn't need a vid as I am trustworthy enough for people to believe me when I say I have a new time without video proof.

-K..
#2895
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / New pelagic 2 sa strat and stuff.....
July 14, 2002, 08:44:00 AM
Well I fiddled around with the strat and found a better way of doings thing. I won't tell you the exact strat yet because I am still working on it, but it is at least 5 seconds faster, and can be up to 10 seconds faster than the current strat.

If you want to try and work it out just use common sense and stuff. Would you rather run there and back, or just there? Guards are annoying but they sure can open doors if you give them the chance.

Yeah, tomorrow I have all day free so I should very hopefully be able to get a time around 1:50 unless my luck is extremely gay.

-K..
#2896
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / New pelagic 2 sa strat and stuff.....
July 14, 2002, 08:44:00 AM
Well I fiddled around with the strat and found a better way of doings thing. I won't tell you the exact strat yet because I am still working on it, but it is at least 5 seconds faster, and can be up to 10 seconds faster than the current strat.

If you want to try and work it out just use common sense and stuff. Would you rather run there and back, or just there? Guards are annoying but they sure can open doors if you give them the chance.

Yeah, tomorrow I have all day free so I should very hopefully be able to get a time around 1:50 unless my luck is extremely gay.

-K..
#2897
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Pelagic 2 Agent
July 14, 2002, 03:05:00 AM
Ok this is really starting to piss me off. I played pelagic agent yesterday for an hour and get objective 2 completed once on a failed run. I have no @#%$ clue what is going on but it is extremely gay and annoying.

Please tell me EXACTLY what you do in order to get an ok success rate. At the moment it's just pathetic.

-K..
#2898
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / You help me, I'll help you....
July 12, 2002, 08:23:00 PM
Greg, you obviously don't know the entire strat, with the normal gay arse hole strat 50 is probably the limit yes. But with my ultimate legend strat, 47 is the limit.

-K..
#2899
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Pelagic 2 Agent
July 12, 2002, 08:07:00 PM
I got 53 with a 29 skip, how would you feel.

-K..
#2900
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Sweepstake
July 12, 2002, 08:10:00 AM
You're an idiot.

-K..
#2901
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Possible Very Tiny Timesaver -- Air Base
July 12, 2002, 07:19:00 AM
NO WAY! We always thought is was physically impossible to open the door without the drug spy!

I'm gonna go try this right now!

-K..
#2902
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / phil crying, iggy is gay, everyone repeating themselves.
July 12, 2002, 06:36:00 AM
This iggy guy should be banned from the boards.

-K..
#2903
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / You help me, I'll help you....
July 11, 2002, 09:45:00 PM
Greg, I said 45/46 is the theoretical limit. 47 is probably human limit.

And clap clap to randy. That is my strat alright. As soon as I start the level I throw the laptop gun then I finish the level instantly. No need for me to write a walkthrough now, randy summed up the entire strat in 2 sentences.

And I do see a reason for whoarding strats, because you mass whoarders are gay, and it's my turn. For the next 3 months I won't give out any strats I make, or vids, just to piss you off.

-K..
#2904
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / phil crying, iggy is gay, everyone repeating themselves.
July 11, 2002, 09:38:00 PM
Don't worry, in 3 months I will no.1 and everyone can eat my tird.

It IS a fact, that everyone who uses 2 systems has an advantage over anyone else, no matter what they say.

The rankings doesn't depict who is the better player,it only says who has the best times. So it's pretty fuc.king useless trying to prove you are better by getting ahead of someone in the rankings. Phil is going on about how he is the better player, that IS pathetic. No one should ever seriously think that they are the best player (except me cause I am).

What? Yeah that's about right, all things mean @#%$ aka that thing over there.

Phil is angry at people who use 2 systems to get ahead of him, but he shouldn't take it to the heart or hate the person because of it. Sure they have an advantage over him, but it's not entirely out of his reach himself, and they are just trying to get the best times they can. Ben, randy and greg and whoever else uses 2 systems however should be more understanding. Some NTSC people are screwed up still saying that pal has the overal advantage, whatever. Let me just say that the points system is the way to rank people up, not time.

@#%$ how can I get my point across.........Phil needs to stop crying and either stay ahead of randy like he could 'easily' do because he is by far the better player, or he could deal with it, and get on with everyone as he is taking this emotionally when it should never go that deep.

Get along, don't be retards. The people like ben, randy and such aren't making the situation any better by argueing back.

-K..
#2905
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
July 11, 2002, 06:29:00 AM
Pelagic 2 agent: 0:53

-Karl
#2906
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / You help me, I'll help you....
July 11, 2002, 06:25:00 AM
Well, I got 53, and I will accept that for now. I will see what the record is after the whoard. Either way, I will get 51 either this month or the next.

Well no one told me a good way to get the 2nd last door open so I won't right the 49 TT strat for now, at least not until I get 51.

BTW, on my 53 run I was THREE seconds slower when pausing to skip joanna's speech than my pb. Also the run was sloppy in some parts that could be improved with just some good strafing.

Using calculations and such, I am seeing 47 being possible on a perfect humanly possible run. The theoretic limit I have with the current strat would be around 45/46. If you want to say the max is 51 go away because you obviously know stuff all compared to me.

-K..
#2907
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Fal's pathetic post and the whole Plum = Sexysim issue....
July 11, 2002, 02:50:00 AM
Cocky means you think more of yourself then you actually are....So what does that have to do with me believing you are the same person? Yes, there really must be a connection there. Fal DOESN'T know what it means because he said he was being cocky even though he wasn't, he must think cocky means being gay or something.

And plum you are saying pathetic things, such as the fact that you told yourself that the tide of power will vote her off and stuff like that. That is very loserish, trying to make people feel sorry for you, and it is so obviously it's not funny.

Fal's bashing of australia is inexcusable, I hope he realises how gay it was and is not just posting an apology so the rest of australia stops bashing him.

Plum, stop being pathetic and start trying to prove your sister-in-law's existence. Crying like a baby won't help, nor will trying to hurt my feelings. Saying that I am gay or something won't change anyone's opinion, and who does it effect more? I don't care what ANYONE says about me no matter how serious they are, even as I write this message I find it amusing that I am bashing you in such a manner.

BTW plum, you DID call lisa your niece, yourself, coming out of your own fingers. I doubt niece is a typo of sister-in-law, unless you are the gayest typer in existence, and even then it's not going to happen.

-K..
#2908
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / You help me, I'll help you....
July 11, 2002, 02:03:00 AM
Paragon, either you are doing some things slightly different, or you have not played for so long that you forget how fast 1:10 is. Needless to say 1:07 isn't humanly possible without a strat change.

-K..
#2909
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / You help me, I'll help you....
July 10, 2002, 10:48:00 PM
Well, realistically is doesn't matter what you say Dman. I can see myself getting 51, all I need is a smooth run. But on an excellend run I could get 49.

I probably use a different strat to you, or you just suck http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#2910
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / phil crying, iggy is gay, everyone repeating themselves.
July 10, 2002, 07:52:00 PM
That's true, you abuse your powers too much. You whoard fora year then conveniently ban whoarding when you stop it.

Same with the 2 systems thing, you ban it until greg or randy or ben needed to use both, then you say it's alright.

Stop changing rules just because you suits you better.

-K..
#2911
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / You help me, I'll help you....
July 10, 2002, 08:12:00 AM
I am playing pelagic 2 agent right now in search for 50/51. However, I can NEVER get the 2nd last door open.

If someone can find a way of me getting it open consistently I will give them a cookie and I will write a strat with a TT of 49.....

-K..
#2912
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Fal's pathetic post and the whole Plum = Sexysim issue....
July 10, 2002, 07:53:00 AM
I'm starting to think fal doesn't even know the meaning of the word cocky...He is going on about me being cocky, and it just doesn't make sense.

-K..
#2913
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Fal's pathetic post and the whole Plum = Sexysim issue....
July 10, 2002, 05:55:00 AM
And YET you still hate him. I think there is a message for fal in there.

-K..
#2914
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Fal's pathetic post and the whole Plum = Sexysim issue....
July 10, 2002, 05:50:00 AM
If you insult a country, you can expect everyone in that country to hate you. People in australia don't hate you because I do, they hate you because you are being a fag towards them for no reason.

Also, we don't care what YOU think, we are just telling the world about your gayness. Obviously we hate you, and do not care what you think of us, it's just that I feel it necessary to share your patheticness to the world.

-K..
#2915
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Fal's pathetic post and the whole Plum = Sexysim issue....
July 10, 2002, 05:47:00 AM
Yeah, don't worry fal, I was indeed put in place. And you appear to be going on about australia again...Don't worry, I assure you it is hurting you more than me.

And where did you get the idea I was cocky, I never said I was good or anything on the boards, in any case I was joking.

And also, we aren't insulting you. I'm pretty sure you are doing a good job of that yourself. We are merely stating facts.

-K..
#2916
Archived Goldeneye / Dodgy emails....
July 10, 2002, 03:02:00 AM
Hehe, plum has had 12 from me.

Overall I have had about 30 at least from different people in the elite. It is gay.

-K..
#2917
Archived Goldeneye / New Frigate 00A Strat
July 10, 2002, 02:59:00 AM
I'll play........

-K..
#2918
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Fal's pathetic post and the whole Plum = Sexysim issue....
July 10, 2002, 02:33:00 AM
Ok, a lot of people believe that sexysim is pdplum. Why you ask? Well obviously there is a reason. No one would accuse 2 people as being the same for no reason(seriously, I would never do such a thing. I know you don't believe me, but I only be stupid when prompted, never for no reason). So I'll just go through all the facts and stuff.

Frog made the initial accusation of them both being the same person. I was thinking that it may be the case before I read that post but frog's comments made me go forward with a post stating my derranged opinion...

In my entire pd/ge gaming career, I do believe I have only encountered 1 female pd player(for times) and that is pika. Needless to say, she has 100 points in total and I doubt she ever played seriously and I don't think she played long at all before never playing again. BE REALISTIC. No chicks play pd for time seriously. No chick ever has or ever will. It's just not them. When a chick like this who just HAPPENS to be plum's sister in law, who apparently is into guys cause she was mad at him for not supplying a younger brother in law. But seriously, would a real normal perfect dark chick want to have sex with her brother in law? Either she is @#%$ up in the head or plum didn't think much when making her post. Back on the female subject, no female will take pd seriously. So get real everyone, it ain't happening.

Now in frog's and my posts, we called lisa plum's niece, by accident of course. However, once we had called her a niece, everyone started to, EVEN PLUM AND LISA. Seriously, if you are someone's brother/sister-in-law, you don't mistake something like that. If they were seriously related in that way they would have been for months and months, in constant contact and you just don't get mixed up with things like that. It's like me mistaking my mum for my auntie. That just doesn't happen. Plum called lisa his niece in one post, lisa called plum her uncle in 2 posts. Then Plum DENIED that he used niece and said it was only us who brought it up. Whatever.

Another point, in one of sexysim's post, she says that she ENTERED the mirc room and saw her and her sister being bashed. HOWEVER, in fact plum said they were in the same room(in real life). And plum changed his name to sexysim on mirc and said that he had changed in sexy sim. A slight contrast there but it is still VERY important.

Also, it is plum and he has got issues. He IS CAPABLE of such gayness.

-K..
#2919
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Fal's pathetic post and the whole Plum = Sexysim issue....
July 10, 2002, 02:18:00 AM
Firstly I must say that fal2002's post was one of the worst things I have ever read. You seriously must have a complex about me fal, or maybe you are jealous?

QuoteQuote:
Right...this is getting out of hand. These boards are becoming hell for new members with such people as K.., Genesics and Renemesis treating them like dirt. Yeah we know your better then them (You know that did i hear) well then whats the point in dissing someone new, would be you like to be insulted on your first arrival to the elite...No! My point is this, new members are new members or n00bs as so much internet freaks like to call people, and these people come here to learn the strategies for fast times not to be insulted. Everyone was new at somepoint and have gradually respected people such as Paragon etc who have helped them achieve fast times.


Fal let me clear this up a bit. I NEVER bash anyone because they are a newbie, or because they suck, you idiot. I don't even know why you fuc.king brought up this whole newbie sh!t in the first place. Did you even read the entire topic? I think ANYONE who had never even played pd before would realise a much bigger issue was being discussed. Not some petty n00b bashing. And it IS always the n00bs who THINK that I am bashing them because they are a n00b! When ANYONE bashes a n00b and/or brings up good points to explain why they are idiots, it's as if every n00b on the planet has to step up and accuse everyone of n00b bashing.

And are you saying that as long as it's a person's first day they cannot be bashed? No matter how much they spam/lie/assume 2 people's identities at the same time in order to post ones own times because they had been previously banned/post pathetic topics that belong in gamefaqs/make instant enemies with people they have never contacted before in their life/masturbate? Think past this stupid n00b bashing theory you have running around your lame head.

QuoteQuote:
K.. thinks he's great but he isn't, yeah he is the leading player in Australia...what does that make him...Nothing! It means he plays more, learns the strategies quickly but when a new person comes along, he acts like the big tough guy from Australia....and lets face it as i have said before to Neo....Australians suck.



Easily the worse paragraph ever. What the @#%$ does my arrogance or australia have to do with the issue at hand? Yeah you are good fal, you are really good. Trying to say I am not good? Trying to say australians suck? Trying to say I think I'm better than everyone? Trying to be gay? WTF were you thinking when you wrote that? Was your only intention to be extraordinarily pathetic and homosexual? The fact that you appeared to be serious to entire time is appauling. WHAT THE FUC.K DOES AUSTRALIA HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING. Back in medievil times you would be killed in england for saying something bad about your country. Abusing an entire goes beyond pettyness, and into rediculousness. What a loser.

QuoteQuote:
I know one of your first replies will be a lameass insult back to me or towards british people, well if it is, you'll just be taking the piss outta yourself and the americans aswell. How? You ask...well its simple, you speak english but with a different accent and live in different parts of the world.


You are a disgrace to british. I am pretty sure that when you made this paragraph everyone in england felt a chill.

QuoteQuote:
Back to the PdPlum and SexySim thing, i would feel just the same as PDPlum if people were insulting my wife and neice. I thought this was a community with nice people and i can say it is but the odd group of 10 shall i say are just immature and aren't wanted at community like this.


Too bad his niece/sister-in-law doesn't exist. Even if she did exist, her and plum have handled the situation so patheticly that it's just.........well.....pathetic. You cannot blame anyone for making these accusations, which are probably true. Fal, did I mention you were a homosexual?

read the next post for plum and sexysim issues.

-K..
#2920
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Hi im new.. im lisa..
July 09, 2002, 07:30:00 AM
Sexysim, can you please do me a favour and suck me off? Oh thankyou, I am quite appreciative of this favour you are doing for me. You are so pretty.

Oh I'm sorry, just get some tissues and wipe that off.

WTF! Put that @#%$ thing away! I can't believe it! God damn how could you do this to me?!

Wow, that thing is quite large, do you use a pump or something?

10 times a day!? That is crazy! I only have to pee about 3 times, but anyways. What? You want to pee in my mouth? Ahh well, couldn't hurt.
Did you have beetruit last night?

*whistles*

-K..
#2921
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Hi im new.. im lisa..
July 09, 2002, 07:16:00 AM
Haha, thankyou, that post amused me quite the amount.

Seriously though, I was only joking, surely you don't have to leave the elite. Oh wait a minute, I just found out I wasn't joking. Ok you can leave now.

-K..
#2922
Archived Goldeneye / 39 Runway 00a vid - Matt
July 09, 2002, 02:48:00 AM
And 1:51 isn't out of MY vocabulary.

-K..
#2923
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Hi im new.. im lisa..
July 08, 2002, 11:56:00 PM
Pfft, as if they aren't the same person. Yeah hello I am lisa and I am plum's niece, I am female....and I like to play pd for times..........I am female........I am female.......and I like to play pd for times......

Yeah.........

She is entirely new, yet she knew my first name, and why the @#%$ did he/she mention my name at all? I think she said that because she is plum and he has a complex about me or something. I never did anything to this person at all, she is entirely new and I have not bashed anyone for a month. She knew my first name AND she knew I lived in Australia. Yeah that makes entire sense.

>>
Hello I am lisa and I am plum's niece, I am completely new but for some reason I just know that sim_threat is K.. and he lives in australia and he will try to bash me, I have never encountered this person but I just have this feeling that I can't explain. Also, I am female and I like to play pd for times.........I am female and I like to play pd for times.......I like to play pd for times and I am female, pdplum is my uncle and his wife his in australia that is why he plays so much. His wife is in australia that is why he plays so much, he PLAYS SO MUCH BECAUSE his WIFE IS IN AUSTRALIA. His wife is in australia so that is why he plays so much. BTW, I am FEMALE AND LIKE TO PLAY PD FOR TIMES. I LIKE TO PLAY PD FOR TIMES AND I AM FEMALE.

K.. don't say anything about pdplum's wife and the fact that she is in australia. Did I say K..? I meant sim_threat. Did I say sim_threat? I meant no one because I don't know you. Was I even talking to you? I musn't have because I've never been in contact with you. Did I say you lived in australia? I must be talking about that other guy........that lives in australia........yeah that other guy.

I am not pdplum.

-Lisa, I am female and likes to play pd for times.
<<

-K..
#2924
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WR discussion here...(stop spamming Eise...)
July 08, 2002, 04:25:00 AM
My 1:53 on aztec sa was pretty good, it could have been a few secs faster though. Not including a faster glass door opening.

-K..
#2925
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WR discussion here...(stop spamming Eise...)
July 05, 2002, 09:57:00 PM
My do you need to make a compilation tape adam? Usually you make one vid and I make that the next weekend.....

-K..
#2926
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Who wants my video? Come on!
July 05, 2002, 09:51:00 PM
Your computer is the only one the world sixteen. Update your version of media player or get a better computer. And I don't have to make wmv's, but they are the smallest file size and have good quality, with this other program I could make mpegs and stuff.

-K..
#2927
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Who wants my video? Come on!
July 05, 2002, 09:25:00 PM
Yes I will be able to do pretty much everything once I get a certain program. Anything, you name it.

-K..
#2928
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I will play...
July 05, 2002, 09:21:00 PM
Ben left the boards by basically saying that the boards are pathetic and every one on them is lame and not worthy.

Now when he comes back you all try to get first in line to kiss his arse.

Once the whoarders release their times the elite will be such a better place, and again everyone will post their pr's when they get them. Plus I will have some solid wr's to shoot at....

-K..

-K..
#2929
Archived Goldeneye / ZEEbo....I want join!!!
July 05, 2002, 12:56:00 PM
I enjoy both games, but pd is easy to get untied records so I enjoy that more at the moment.

-K..
#2930
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Who wants my video? Come on!
July 05, 2002, 11:33:00 AM
If you are going to send it to someone in america you might as well send it to me. I make the best vids undoubtedly. They have the smallest file size and have excellent quality, plus I can add some cool music if you want, any music of your choice.

As if you wouldn't send it to me.

-K..
#2931
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I hope you are happy now phil...
July 04, 2002, 02:30:00 PM
...

-K..

#2932
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I hope you are happy now phil...
July 04, 2002, 01:59:00 PM
...

-K..
#2933
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I hope you are happy now phil...
July 04, 2002, 01:45:00 PM
...

-K..
#2934
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I hope you are happy now phil...
July 04, 2002, 01:23:00 PM
Nice try phil.

-K..
#2935
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I hope you are happy now phil...
July 04, 2002, 01:19:00 PM
...

-K..
#2936
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I hope you are happy now phil...
July 04, 2002, 01:09:00 PM
Whatever, you are still a loser.

-K..
#2937
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Interesting?
July 04, 2002, 12:36:00 PM
Yeah I just got 1:33 on sa or something.

-K..
#2938
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Interesting?
July 04, 2002, 11:17:00 AM
Oh, then I guess I was REALLY @#%$ LUCKY in my 1:22 then http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  

Ah well, gotta love those blonde dudes.

-K..
#2939
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Interesting?
July 04, 2002, 11:12:00 AM
Yeah......it happened to me a few times again, on the last time it happened I got a completed 1:22 http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

I think I know what it is. I think that you did in fact kill the clone previously, but the game glitches and only realises this has happened until a while on.

So yeah, not luck, just a gay, gay glitch.

-K..

#2940
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Interesting?
July 04, 2002, 08:17:00 AM
I was playing crash site agent and I hadn't killed the clone but I was running to the end with president in hand to see what time I would get.

Anyways as I was running objective 2 completed...

It was a fast president too and I would have gotten 1:22 had I have activated the beacon.

Anyways.......what caused his belated death?

-K..
#2941
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WR discussion here...(stop spamming Eise...)
July 04, 2002, 07:25:00 AM
I was the first person to get 1:06.

-K..
#2942
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / The Official Kingpin vote (*mods especially read*)
July 04, 2002, 01:15:00 AM
Is that hunger? No, wait, it's just my immense gayness.

-K..
#2943
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / The Official Kingpin vote (*mods especially read*)
July 04, 2002, 12:40:00 AM
Yes that's right, I am gay.

-K..
#2944
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / noob help Af1 PA
July 04, 2002, 12:27:00 AM
If you want a walkthrough go to gamefaqs.

-K..
#2945
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / WTF!!! THIS IS SO @#%$ GAY!
July 03, 2002, 11:20:00 PM
Yes dman get that 53 off your page, that is rediculous to think that YOU have the RIGHT to do such a stupid and unfair thing. Everyone has to deal with rounding up, live with it.

-K..
#2946
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / The Official Kingpin vote (*mods especially read*)
July 03, 2002, 11:16:00 PM
Who is gay? I am.

-K..
#2947
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / The Official Kingpin vote (*mods especially read*)
July 03, 2002, 10:57:00 PM
Let him back him.

i.e I am gay.

-K..
#2948
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Who wants my video? Come on!
July 03, 2002, 02:13:00 PM
Send it to me, I make the best vids.

-K..
#2949
Archived Goldeneye / Aztec Strat Master has finally arrived
July 03, 2002, 03:11:00 AM
Renemesis you are an idiot and your last post proved it.

-K..
#2950
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
July 02, 2002, 01:45:00 PM
Villa pa: 1:40
Defection a: 0:06

-Karl
#2951
Archived Goldeneye / I am smart.....
July 02, 2002, 01:38:00 PM
Actually I don't even know if I will play aztec as I have pretty much completely retired from ge anyway.

I Found Your Ovum Underneath Ben's Elegant Love Instrument Even Vowing Eternal Death That Has All Those You Owe Urging A Regularly Energetic Gay Ass Yack.

-K..
#2952
Archived Goldeneye / Aztec Strat Master has finally arrived
July 02, 2002, 01:30:00 PM
The only person I will share any of my aztec strats with at the moment is matthijs. Probably because he is the only person who doesn't underestimate my skill level or goes on about my sub-title after 2 years of me having it.

-K..
#2953
Archived Goldeneye / Maybe interesting stuff here
July 02, 2002, 01:18:00 PM
WTF, when did I say anything about bryan or the initial discovery? I implied that the aztec strat was not yet mastered.

You guys are fuc.king retards.

-K..
#2954
Archived General Chat / 2 Days Remain...
July 02, 2002, 11:03:00 AM
disco has no new times, he sucks too much.

-K..
#2955
Archived Goldeneye / Maybe interesting stuff here
July 02, 2002, 06:53:00 AM
I must admit my strat is a few seconds faster than matthijs but we don't know yet. I might try some tonight just on agent and go for sub 1:40.

-K..
#2956
Archived Goldeneye / Aztec Strat Master has finally arrived
July 02, 2002, 06:51:00 AM
I have no idea why you guys kill the first guy on the left as he could help you open the glass door.

And derek you have to shoot into the right wall in front of the guards in the grove things, that will attract them.

This glitch is cake, 1:35 should be done soon hopefully.

-K..
#2957
Archived Goldeneye / Maybe interesting stuff here
July 02, 2002, 06:36:00 AM
The current aztec times are pathetically mediocre, don't call anyone a strat master yet.

-K..
#2958
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / ...
July 02, 2002, 12:20:00 AM
53 is cake. When I get ntsc I will get it cake-style or something.

-K..
#2959
Archived Goldeneye / I am smart.....
July 01, 2002, 05:38:00 PM
I will wait until the aztec pr's stop dropping and they are around the lowest anyone will get before I waste 4 hours trying to get a time that is rediculously easy to beat by a new strat 2 days later.

As if you wouldn't.

-K..
#2960
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Phils tape...
June 19, 2002, 06:56:00 PM
WHY OH WHY MUST THEY BE SO @#%$ BIG! Surely there is something you can do about that, if you want an alright movie making program that doesn't make huge files but still good quality d/l windows movie maker or use it if you already have it.

I am using for now and it is sweet though you get no options at all really.

-K..
#2961
Perfect Dark / Maxed times that will be achieved soon...(hopefully)
June 19, 2002, 06:48:00 PM
When did I say there were no new glitches or major strats involved? I said at least a minute could be taken off the elite's time without any major new strats or glitches. Read my post again. I said some things are being done at the moment.

-K..
#2962
Perfect Dark / Maxed times that will be achieved soon...(hopefully)
June 19, 2002, 08:03:00 AM
Bravo mallow, your wit amazes me.

-K..
#2963
Perfect Dark / Maxed times that will be achieved soon...(hopefully)
June 19, 2002, 04:34:00 AM
0:15 chicago agent
0:27 chicago sa
0:28 chicago pa (not entirely maxed as 27 is possible but I doubt anyone will get it...)
1:39 maian agent

Hopefully I will be getting an ntsc cart in the next few months, so I will fool around and see if these times can be achieved....

0:53 CI agent
0:50 extraction agent

Also there are some things being done at the moment so maybe these times will be achievable before the next year.....

1:00 villa agent
1:10 villa sa
1:11 infiltration agent
1:05 Air base agent
1:35 Air base secret agent
1:30 pellegic 2 sa
1:45 pellegic 2 pa

Also there are some other strats being worked out and stuff. There could be at least a minute taken off the current elite time with no new major strats or glitches.....

-K..

#2964
Archived General Chat / 2 Days Remain...
June 19, 2002, 04:22:00 AM
It's not a competition or anything. Those guys are just getting together that is all. Nothing official.

-K..
#2965
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Challenge 30 - 39 Unanswered Points
June 19, 2002, 04:15:00 AM
BTW Breckish, derek had 48 unanswered point but that isn't the record. Me and Funky Buddha achieved 55 unanswered poinst.

-K..
#2966
Archived Goldeneye / Thought I'll tell you guys about this..
June 18, 2002, 10:56:00 PM
Though I think compliments are fine, wouter is right about the best untied record statements.

You guys have no idea how good the run was, and it's mostly about luck. And who says it isn't going to be beaten soon by someone else? The time is untied a few days and it is the best already?

I'm gonna be like wouter here and say that my jungle records are the longest untied standing. And I can only think one person who has gone without the body armour and survived with a time better than people who used the body armour.

Yeah, and there is that silo record that was done by some chump...... http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

M'kay. Good time for sure, but no one knows what the run was like to suggest it's the best untied record. You just THINK it is so good because OMG it's aztec ooa.

-K..
#2967
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Phils tape...
June 18, 2002, 10:38:00 PM
I hope the vids won't be @#%$ 20 megs for one min.

But if they aren't they should be sweetness.

BTW, I will make a villa pa 1:38 vid soon.

-K..
#2968
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Challenge 30 - 39 Unanswered Points
June 18, 2002, 10:29:00 PM
Nicely done breckish. Challenge 30 does get a lot easier if you play it a lot.

-K..
#2969
Archived Goldeneye / This is how it goes when you dont have patient!
June 17, 2002, 02:49:00 AM
I do believe the magazine would be 64 magazine. And it wasn't a competition as such, more like he got some good ge times and sent them in and every month the magazine picks a player to win the POM award.

Is that right matthijs?

-K..
#2970
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / ... Karl &gt; all !!??
June 16, 2002, 07:55:00 PM
Are you asking for me pr's this month?

-K..
#2971
Archived General Chat / Nintendo 64 Games
June 16, 2002, 03:45:00 AM
I have a gold zelda cart, how good would I want to be.

-K..
#2972
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WR discussion here...(stop spamming Eise...)
June 15, 2002, 08:28:00 AM
I have had failed 1:07's and failed 1:08's on frigate sa.

-K..
#2973
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Multiplayer: Advanced Tactics
June 14, 2002, 07:20:00 AM
You have no idea phil, did you even watch my 1:11 vid?

-K..
#2974
Archived Goldeneye / Thought I'll tell you guys about this..
June 14, 2002, 01:21:00 AM
There has to be a point where we stop believing someone simply because they already have some good times.

Tim has a lot of really good times that he said he taped but none of them went online or were seen by anybody.

Something needs to be provided sooner or later. I could probably get to number 1 at this point without showing any further vids at all.

Something needs to be shown.

-K..
#2975
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Multiplayer: Advanced Tactics
June 12, 2002, 07:36:00 PM
Wait a minute, you are saying you don't play LTK only because if you hit a weapon it kills them? And I think that if the weapon was not there, the bullet would go through and hit the target anyway. And if you were to shoot a gun while it was in someone's hand, I don't think it would just leave a mark and they would still be holding.

So ltk is gay because weapon hit count as kills, but normal is good even though once you have hit an opponent you have to wait a second before another shot will register damage. Yes that is totally not gay.

And we said before that if you are versing a good opponent they will see that you are throwing something over the wall and will avoid. If you don't understand that you are seriously n00b, because you underestimate our abilities.

If you don't want to believe we are beyond your skill level, go to gamefaqs where I am sure you will be welcomed as a god.

-K..
#2976
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Multiplayer: Advanced Tactics
June 12, 2002, 07:12:00 AM
Swearing is nothing to me, just like any other word.

And I am never serious. You should ask adam and chump what I am like when I post.

-K..
#2977
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / For anyone wanting vids that have anything to do with me....
June 12, 2002, 02:03:00 AM
If a movie is 20 megs, it's will be about 7 minutes and 30 seconds. 25 megs will be about 8:00-8:30, for games over 10 minutes it will be over 30 megs.

-K..
#2978
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / For anyone wanting vids that have anything to do with me....
June 11, 2002, 05:33:00 PM
About 25 megs....

-K..
#2979
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Multiplayer: Advanced Tactics
June 11, 2002, 05:31:00 PM
GE master was trying to say he was better than me when he obviously isn't.

Ooohh, why don't you come over HERE, and say it to MY face. You wouldn't, because you are a @#%$.

And if you were twice my age that would make you.....32...

Hmm...do you have a life or do you still spend every day playing video games?

-K..
#2980
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / For anyone wanting vids that have anything to do with me....
June 11, 2002, 08:15:00 AM
BTW, I am ALWAYS player 1, adam moore is ALWAYS player 2, and genesics is ALWAYS player 3. And also if greg whatmore is there he is ALWAYS player 4....

-K..
#2981
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / For anyone wanting vids that have anything to do with me....
June 11, 2002, 08:11:00 AM
Ok I think it would be best if I went through all the vids and gave them my own rating. Just to tell you in advance what vids are good and what vids aren't. Also, so I don't get lame arses watching the vids that have no skill in them and saying I'm a crap player because I said they were good.....so anyways.....

Archives strat: 1/10

A little crappy trick, means nothing.

Archives Pistols: 2/10

Boring, this was a no skill game.

Basement Nearly Beaten: 4/10

I nearly get beaten in a normal pistols game (Adam moore was 9 I was 10).

Basement Ownage: 5/10

Nothing special here.

Basement Pistols 1v1: 5/10

Just same old basement, several spawn kills, a couple of nice kills, I win 20-10 against adam moore.

Basement turbo 20-5-7: 6/10

Turbo vids always get a high rating.

Best kill ever: 9/10

Hmm don't know if best kill ever but a nice shot in any case.

Bunker Ownage: 4/10

So I win 10-0-0 but still the crappage factor was high.

Bunker pistols 1v1: 7/10

nice for a bunker game, lots of ownage.

Bunker turbo 20-8-7: 5/10

mmm.......turbo.....

Caverns turbo 20-8-5: 4/10

Caverns = lame. Turbo is a nice touch though.

Caves turbo 20-1-4: 5/10

Caves is gay, never play caves.

Challenge 30 settings (1): 6/10

Nice match, me and adam get a darksim each and verse each other with challenge 30 settings.

Challenge 30 settings (2): 1/10

adam wins, what else is there to be said?

Challenge 30 ownage: 9/10

Fastest ever challenge 30 shutout known to mankind, or any other animal for that matter.

Challenge 13 1:31: 7/10

Also the fastest challenge 13 shutout known to mankind (or any other animal for that matter).

Complex chump wins: 10/10

Chump gets his only normal game win while playing with me and adam. I guess you should d/l simply because if you don't, chump will cry. I can't say I was trying at all to win during the first half of the match, but I'm not going to ruin what is surely the happiest moment in chump's life.

Complex PD Pistols: 7/10

The only pd pistols complex game you will ever see from me in my life. As pd sucks.

Complex turbo 20-10-9: 7-10

Complex + turbo = ownage

Felicity CMP: 4/10

PD, what was I thinking!

G5 K7's: 6/10

Alright if you are into pd I guess...

Head Ownage on CHUMP: Ratings cannot describe the ownage of this vid.

This is probably the funniest thing that has happened to us while playing multi. Chump's head gets owned severely. I mean if you watch the vid, he was asking for it. He just pops his head out of the grating, tilting it a bit, you can just tell that he is wanting it like never before. It might not be AS funny to someone who doesn't know chump personally or to someone who wasn't there, but that is some seriously funny @#%$ right there.

Slap After Death: 8/10

Chump gets owned by adam who had died half a sec earlier. With turbo mode on, plus chump's random strafing paterns, this really is a very unlikely event.

Stack Ownage Greg K..: 5/10

Just a whole bunch of spawn rapage on stack. I end up winning 20-2.

Stack Turbo Chump 1: 7/10

Chump ends up on 1 point. Nice turbo mode stack fun.

Temple Devestators: 3/10

King of the hill in temple with all devestators....Crap music too....what was I Thinking?

Temple Farsight: 7/10

Temple king of the hill with all farsights, I win 10-1 against adam moore. Nice music plus some nice farsight ownage.

Turbo Complex 20-4-2: 7/10

Good game for me on complex with turbo mode. Actually the real end score was 20-4-3 but who cares, I win.

Villa K7's: 5/10

There is a hella amount of disrespect in this game.

-K..



#2982
Archived General Chat / Odd E-Mails
June 11, 2002, 12:55:00 AM
Hmm...interesting. I Got some e-mails too like this. They were 120-131k big and there was no message with them.

-K..
#2983
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Complex, Falcons, LTK
June 10, 2002, 11:59:00 PM
I have one average vid of complex falcons ltk.

Just look at the topic that is about vids about me.

-K..
#2984
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Multiplayer: Advanced Tactics
June 10, 2002, 04:54:00 AM
Gameallot you offend me so much. I am going to cry now because you keep owning me with each and every one of your inspiring posts.

You are the better man by far, I accept that. Everybody loves you, everybody hates me. Your skill is far beyond mine, and where mine will ever be. You have so much more experience than me, and your knowledge of the game is 2nd to none.

I wish I was like you, I really do. You are the best, you can do anything far better than anyone in existence. You are always right, and every word that comes from your body should be listened to and agreed to by all, as you are far better than them. All should respect you, for it is you that makes the world the wonderful place that it is.

All hail Gameallot for he is the wiser, the better, the more skillful, the more experienced, and the more knowledgable.

-K..
#2985
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / For anyone wanting vids that have anything to do with me....
June 10, 2002, 03:48:00 AM
I made a deal with genisics and adam moore that if I gave them all my vids they will have to let people download vids from them.

So add these people to your aim lists.......

Amoore347
Genisics16

Hopefully they will both have "get file"enabled.

So yeah look at them to find all the multi vids I've ever made and also a few solo vids(including maian a 1:40 and villa a 1:11).

-K..
#2986
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / More multi vids.....
June 10, 2002, 03:26:00 AM
Moore could you also allow "get file" so people could get the vids of you too?

Genisics aim = genisics16
Amoore aim = Amoore347

-K..
#2987
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Multiplayer: Advanced Tactics
June 10, 2002, 03:23:00 AM
I am K...

Listen to me, ALL of your vids aren't that good at all. None of them were worth downloading for me.

I won't keep argueing though, I'll just leave you with the fact that you are no where near as good as you think you are judging from your worship of your crap vids, and the way you speak, and the techniques that you use.

I'll leave you and your friends to talk more about your so-called "advanced tactics."

-K..
#2988
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
June 09, 2002, 05:09:00 AM
Maian agent: 1:40
Villa agent: 1:11

-Karl
#2989
Archived General Chat / Sad News
June 09, 2002, 03:39:00 AM
Adam moore and genisics were over my house and we read that. Unluckily we believed it.

Didn't you think at all about how it could affect someone emotionally, even for just a few hours it is rediculous. What about the people you talk to a lot on aim, and the people who consider kingpin their friend? Seriously how would you feel if one of your friends died?

The people who don't see what the problem is have a sick mind.

-K..
#2990
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Multiplayer: Advanced Tactics
June 09, 2002, 03:32:00 AM
None of those vids impressed me....

Wait till I get my ge turbo mode pistols LTK vids up.

-K..
#2991
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / More multi vids.....
June 09, 2002, 03:28:00 AM
I have around 25 multi vids that need to go online. Most of them are fairly long (8+ minutes) so they are over 20 megs for the most part.

They are nearly all ge vids, I taped heaps of ge turbo multi last night. Also I have a new PD vid of pistols in complex LTK.

-K..
#2992
Archived General Chat / Sad News
June 08, 2002, 09:09:00 PM
Really @#%$ up there. He should be banned from the message boards and all elites.

-K..
#2993
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Multiplayer: Advanced Tactics
June 08, 2002, 01:29:00 PM
I don't hate you, I am just saying your vids are pathetic, involving no skill. And you bragged about them too.

And then you post a topic talking about advanced strategies and say there is a lot of ego around here, nice first line there.

Then you post a completely unadvanced strat and say some bullshit post to me about how I'm wrong.

This has nothing to do with how new you are.

And about shooting through the floor in caverns, that happens because there is a piece of the floor you can shoot through. I can kill someone through every time if I ask them to stand in that possition.

Do you really want me to go through all of your vids and say why you set them up? Cause I can do that if you like.

-K..
#2994
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Multiplayer: Advanced Tactics
June 08, 2002, 12:23:00 PM
OMFG! I downloaded some more vids. How @#%$ @#%$ would they want to @#%$ be! God damn they are the suckiest vids I have ever seen! For fucks sake man, if you think you are advanced with those vids holy @#%$ you have no idea whatsoever.

And OMFG phil, you said this guy matched the skills of everyone here? What the @#%$ is with that. Seriously phil his vids suck donkey's arse hemeroids. Don't tell me they impressed you.

I can't believe this guy, woah he sucks or something, and says the vids are good. Man, holy @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ sucker.

This guy deserves a/multiple bashings for his suckiness.

@#%$.

-K..
#2995
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Multiplayer: Advanced Tactics
June 08, 2002, 12:04:00 PM
OMG, are there ANY vids on that site that aren't completely set up? How pathetic is that! Seriously, 9/10 of those vids are completely planned ahead of time.

Obviously this guy cannot play for @#%$ or something. I mean if he could he wouldn't have to set stuff up, it would just happen a lot. And the stuff he sets up is still boring as @#%$.

-K..
#2996
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Multiplayer: Advanced Tactics
June 08, 2002, 11:54:00 AM
One thing I noticed. Most of those multi vids on that site are completely set up. Like lucky shot, glitchy style etc. Obviously a set plan.

And some of those vids really are pathetic and don't show any real skill at all. Far out, most of those aren't worth the d/l for @#%$.

It must be the lots of ego I have or something.

-K..
#2997
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Multiplayer: Advanced Tactics
June 08, 2002, 11:27:00 AM
When did I ever say I didn't know you could do that? Now you are assuming things.

QuoteQuote:
 Just because you haven't heard of me here doesn't mean sh*t.


What does that have to do with anything? Because you don't know much, you assume that I don't like you or something because I haven't known you for very long.

And phil, you said that GE Master matched the skill of ours and you could see it in his videos. Well I looked at some of his vids and....well....they sucked. I thought they would be good or something. Phil, we get kills 10 times better than that 10 times every game, and we think that is normal, nothing net worthy. And I download a few vids when this guy is bragging that it is him and stuff, and it's not very good at all. Sure it's alright for the average player, but seriously they are not elite or anything. Phil if those vids match your skill, you seriously need to play more multi with some good players.

I mean I may be going out of my way to bash this guy, just phil don't say he is a good as "us". Look GE Master, sorry to bash you, but like you deserve it for no apparent reason.

All I said was, the strat you said isn't advanced. Or maybe it is, but most people here are like abnormaly advanced or something, out of that league. Even knowing that strat, people would never use it for so many reasons. And then when I say it ain't that good, you defend it as if it was the best strat in the world or something and there is no way anyone could defeat you when you use that strat. You have a lot to learn.

-K..

#2998
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Multiplayer: Advanced Tactics
June 08, 2002, 02:22:00 AM
I didn't say I would never die, I said I could avoid those situations.

You said that I can say that but at the same time I can't. And you are saying that you can say it but you can't so you are not but you are.

That post really made you sound like a n00b.

-K..
#2999
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Multiplayer: Advanced Tactics
June 08, 2002, 12:23:00 AM
BTW, if you are playing good people, any type of explosives and laptop guns usually aren't fun to play with.

-K..
#3000
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Multiplayer: Advanced Tactics
June 08, 2002, 12:21:00 AM
I would see you throw it and I would run away from it....

And I am running most of the time, so you would have to time it to land where I should be in 5 secs. But I would see you throw it and not go there.....

-K..
#3001
Archived General Chat / What would you do in this situation?
June 07, 2002, 08:46:00 PM
I just recently bought $200 (australian, about $120 american) shoes. IF some punk spilt @#%$ on them I would start crying and run home to my mummy http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">

-K..
#3002
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Multiplayer: Advanced Tactics
June 06, 2002, 08:12:00 AM
He is n00b.

-K..
#3003
Archived General Chat / Funniest site ever.....
June 06, 2002, 07:08:00 AM
www.engrish.com

Japanese owns.

-K..
#3004
Archived General Chat / Karl stop spamming me
June 05, 2002, 08:12:00 PM
Hehe, I sent him one e-mail cause I sent it to everyone on my msn list. And it wasn't even perverted.

Yeah I am spam this guy like no other.

Me>idiots who think one e-mail is spam and then post about it on the boards.

-K..
#3005
Archived General Chat / Karl stop spamming me
June 05, 2002, 08:10:00 PM
Hehe, I sent him one e-mail cause I sent it to everyone on my msn list. And it wasn't even perverted.

Yeah I am spam this guy like no other.

-K..
#3006
Archived Goldeneye / Multi disscusion between Karl and Eise.. Heating up bigtime
June 05, 2002, 08:01:00 PM
I have some new vids that will be going online some time next week, but still the competition isn't yet as it should be, but it is improving.

So in a few months there should be  some good vids online.

-K..
#3007
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / ***BIG CALL*** Help NEEDED !!!! Please !
June 05, 2002, 07:50:00 AM
Last time I asked you for help you told me to fuc.k off and that my mum has big titties.

-K..
#3008
Archived General Chat / What's your computer stats?
June 03, 2002, 04:36:00 AM
Everyone knows that anything microsoft makes turns to shi.t instantly.

-K..
#3009
Archived Goldeneye / Multi disscusion between Karl and Eise.. Heating up bigtime
June 02, 2002, 09:09:00 AM
S  terli  N 18: so how is 1v1 harder then 3v1?
K..Dark64: ok
K..Dark64: 1v1 is only harder than 3v1 if the better player is on his own team
K..Dark64: are we talking ltk here or normal health?
K..Dark64: because they are different stories
S  terli  N 18: normal health
S  terli  N 18: ltk would be even harder
S  terli  N 18: 3v1 in ltk?
K..Dark64: normal health 3v1 is harder
K..Dark64: ltk 3v1 is easier
S  terli  N 18: 1v1 put the best person on 3v1 against me in 1v1 and then add normal good 2 people to make it 3v1
S  terli  N 18: ltk 3 people against one is easier?
K..Dark64: only if the best player is on his own team
K..Dark64: which is usually the case
S  terli  N 18: well yea
S  terli  N 18: that would only make sence
K..Dark64: why would you play 3v1 if the best player wasn't on his own team?
K..Dark64: that is stupid
K..Dark64: 3v1 is stupid
S  terli  N 18: you put 3 normal people who play alot against someone who waa good at a similar game and its a good mtach
S  terli  N 18: its hard
S  terli  N 18: and its fun when u win
S  terli  N 18: cuz everyone is like wtf
K..Dark64: umm......free for all is better than 3v1
S  terli  N 18: yea it is
S  terli  N 18: but again whoever said I would just go after the easiest players
S  terli  N 18: and thats not true
S  terli  N 18: its the closet
S  terli  N 18: closest
K..Dark64: well yeah but realistically, if you had to win the game or DIE, you would go for the easiest and try to avoid the strongest
K..Dark64: you only go for the closest because it is more fun
K..Dark64: and you get to have a battle sooner
K..Dark64: but if you were in the world cup for ge or something as important, you would be smarter
K..Dark64: i.e going for the crappiest person
S  terli  N 18: no thats no fun tho
S  terli  N 18: no one wants to see tyson and some loser
K..Dark64: obviously
S  terli  N 18: they pay the big bucks to fight the best
K..Dark64: @#%$!
K..Dark64: I mean
S  terli  N 18: and thats what I am for if the person is the cloest
K..Dark64: I said
S  terli  N 18: I dont care if I win or lose, if I am gona lose its gonna be against the best
K..Dark64: K..Dark64: you only go for the closest because it is more fun
K..Dark64: and you get to have a battle soone
S  terli  N 18: not going for the worst
K..Dark64: that is what I said
K..Dark64: obviously going for the closest is more fun

-K..
#3010
Archived Goldeneye / Multi disscusion between Karl and Eise.. Heating up bigtime
June 02, 2002, 08:39:00 AM
I wasn't trying to say anything bad about sterling.

-K..
#3011
Archived Goldeneye / Multi disscusion between Karl and Eise.. Heating up bigtime
June 02, 2002, 08:37:00 AM
Of course, I am not saying you suck or anything, but just that your statement about you taking on 3 people means nothing http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3012
Archived Goldeneye / Multi disscusion between Karl and Eise.. Heating up bigtime
June 02, 2002, 08:36:00 AM
Ok, here is how it works....

3v1 is NOT harder than 1v1. If the person on his own team could beat the other 3 in a 1v1 match, he will most likely always beat the 3 people in a 3v1 match.

Realistically, the team of 3 could only be as good as the best player.

But also, because all the people on the team are not the same skill, the average level will drop because of the crappier players.

If the person on his own team is the better player most of the time he will focus on the crappiest player.

Most of the time he will only be facing one person at a time, and most of the time he will win because he is the better player.

So m'kay, saying that you beat people in a 3v1 match in order to show your skill really only shows your lack of knowledge about multi.

-K..
#3013
Archived General Chat / What's your computer stats?
June 01, 2002, 10:21:00 AM
XP is the biggest piece of poo I have ever ejaculated on.

-K..
#3014
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Combat Simulator Statistics...
May 31, 2002, 10:25:00 PM
I didn't call his wife a bitch, I called him a bitch.

-K..
#3015
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Maian SOS PA (PAL)...
May 30, 2002, 09:22:00 PM
When I sent the vid to genisics it wasn't zipped or anything and it worked fine....he must have had sex with it or something.

-K..
#3016
Archived Goldeneye / The horrible level!
May 30, 2002, 08:58:00 AM
I am sick of idiots posting a slow arse time and saying it was perfect.

-K..
#3017
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / This regards everyone
May 30, 2002, 08:56:00 AM
I don't bash/hate new people, I bash/hate faggots (aka jimbo, pdplum).

-K..
#3018
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Combat Simulator Statistics...
May 30, 2002, 08:52:00 AM
No, you shut up because you haven no idea what you are going on about.

You see, you are actually annoying/stupid and you act as if you know more/as much as the people that have been here for a long time, which you don't.

Pdplum you lied about ge, so in other words, you are a faggot and should never have any friends here at all.

I hate you because you think it is my fault that you suck, and that it has nothing to do with the way you have acted. My hating of you is 100% your fault. And it's not just me, a lot of other people hate you too. I didn't even pay you out that bad, I just said you were a faggot cause you lied which I have the right to do.

"i do not suck..please dont lie"

I won't if you don't.

"And im not the same on this board as i am in goldeneye "

Yes you are. You are the same gay person you are on the ge board. Once you are gay on one board you are gay on every other board.

You think jimbo has done nothing wrong because he is also a faggot and faggots think that they act normal and everyone else is acting stupid, when in fact it is the opposite.

Go home to your wife, bitch.

-K..
#3019
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Combat Simulator Statistics...
May 29, 2002, 07:46:00 PM
Isn't it funny how the n00bs always think that I hate them simply because they are n00bs? You being a n00b has nothing to do with why I don't like you and I think you're lying, it's that kind of stuff that makes you a n00b.

And you are a lying n00b, and an stupid n00b.

Pdplum also sucks.

I don't give a @#%$ how much you have completed the game, realistically I Don't even care how much of a n00b you are, it's the way you act. You being a n00b is true but not entirely the only reason why I hate.

And no I don't hate n00bs, pick on n00bs, have a grudge against n00bs, I hate you.

-K..
#3020
Archived General Chat / Guitar Topic
May 29, 2002, 08:50:00 AM
And BTW about my other post where I yelled at chris, I wasn't being entirely serious. You should know me better than that.....arseholes.

-K..
#3021
Archived General Chat / Guitar Topic
May 29, 2002, 08:49:00 AM
Jimbo you are gay. Drums suck, and you probably suck at drums.

You say you are good at ge, you suck at ge, you say you are good at pd, you suck at pd.

Now you say you are good at drums.....you are an idiot.

-K..
#3022
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Your aims and goals
May 29, 2002, 08:29:00 AM
My goal is to pass J3, because he sucks.

-K..
#3023
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Combat Simulator Statistics...
May 29, 2002, 05:33:00 AM
Nobody wants him so he might as well fuc.k off.

He has lied on the ge board at gamefaqs, and on the pd board at gamefaqs. What's worse is that he said for people to tell the elite that he got 8 seconds on duel pa. Even if it's a joke he still lied.

And all this crap about 1:28 being his max on skedar, and getting 55 on extraction agent just because of a new controller.

He shouldn't be allowed in the elite.

-K..
#3024
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Maian SOS PA (PAL)...
May 29, 2002, 05:31:00 AM
Me>Phil

Phil has no new times.

-K..
#3025
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Combat Simulator Statistics...
May 29, 2002, 01:49:00 AM
I don't need people to be on my side or anything, and I am not asking anyone to be. It's everyone's decision. Just because you think I'm good or you respect me doesn't mean you have to take my side in every arguement even if you think I am wrong.

-K..
#3026
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Combat Simulator Statistics...
May 28, 2002, 05:24:00 PM
I never said anything about your crap times, you are an idiot. Did you think I was stupid enough to base someone's multiplayer abilities on their times? You are the stupid one for thinking that.

You suck because you try to showoff by things that never happen and you talk unrealistically about how you play in CS. Arsehole.

-K..
#3027
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Maian SOS PA (PAL)...
May 28, 2002, 06:30:00 AM
Hey Matt, is that a "bet"? I am laughing at you if you actually would bet your life on the fact that 2:20 is not possible.

It just so happens that I got 2:23 and I could have been at least 5 seconds faster. So suck it right down, it looks like you are going to die matt.

-K..
#3028
Archived Goldeneye / newbie's proof etc.
May 28, 2002, 03:49:00 AM
Jimbo is gay.

-K..
#3029
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Combat Simulator Statistics...
May 28, 2002, 12:40:00 AM
That is because you suck.

You probably do know but you are so @#%$ that you don't want people to see you play.

-K..
#3030
Archived General Chat / Jon... (staying up late)
May 28, 2002, 12:29:00 AM
I do believe that last december when FB came over to my house, we stayed awake for at least 50 hours straight....so 36 hours wouldn't get you 100 points http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  

-K..
#3031
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Maian SOS PA (PAL)...
May 27, 2002, 05:32:00 PM
Fuc.k you, you all suck.

Stupid n00bs.

-K..
#3032
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Combat Simulator Statistics...
May 27, 2002, 12:31:00 AM
And so very, very true.

Jimbo should be banned from the elite, this message board, and everyone he knows (for their own good).

-K..
#3033
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Maian SOS PA (PAL)...
May 27, 2002, 12:21:00 AM
Has any PAL player managed to catch the 2nd lift NTSC style?

Cause like, I did and I would have own the PAL record (i.e gotten under 2:20) if I knew what I was doing.

So is this a first?

-K..
#3034
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Combat Simulator Statistics...
May 27, 2002, 12:18:00 AM
Hehe, how much of a n00b would jimbo want to be.

"ohh look at me, I am jimbo, I am not a n00b because I have finished the game. I am gay"

-K..
#3035
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Combat Simulator Statistics...
May 26, 2002, 09:36:00 PM
How much of a fag would Jimbo want to be. What, is he trying to show off to us or something by saying he is perfect 1? What a n00b bitch.

And he is trying to show off even more by saying the only time he dies apparently is when a kamikazi sim punches him to death. That is just stupid.

Hey jimbo you fuc.king retard, go back to gamefaqs.

As if you would think that you could beat me, I would own you so fuc.king bad it's not funny. You are just a big piece of poo to me.

-K..
#3036
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / May POM, come on in and brag!
May 26, 2002, 09:19:00 PM
No, genisics had times from months ago, he can't get anything.

-K..
#3037
Archived General Chat / How fast can you type?
May 26, 2002, 10:52:00 AM
Typing programs really don't say much for your typing ability. I could easily get 150w per minute just by memorizing the letter order and pumping in out like never before.

The main thing is how to type when you are chatting to people.

I used to be alright....like 80+ words....now I don't know, slightly slower I think.

-K..
#3038
Archived Goldeneye / newbie's proof etc.
May 24, 2002, 08:38:00 AM
He is probably like 12 or something, a real n00b.

He posts this time that he surely didn't get, and then a day later starts posting about how he is sick of this and that we should ban him that is ok because he knows he has this time. What a load of poo.

This guy doesn't even know how to do the level properly, his walkthroughs were just a big piece of poo and they meant nothing. The walkthroughs were incorrect, run at the guns while shooting them....then he says that you are behind so they don't see you. I mean pdplum you obviously have played the level a lot haven't you. And in his walkthrough he says to duckdown twice, this must be a secret or something that I and everyone else in the history of mankind hadn't heard about.

And he is trying to lay all this guilt on us and trying to make us feel bad so that we will let him in the site. This is nothing about how we feel about pdplum, and he is too n00bish to realise how good his time is.

What's that pdplum? What? You're hungry? What? You're Hungry?

If only I could play you in multi I would kick your arse so hard it would hurt or something.

-K..
#3039
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Wassup with 1.2?
May 24, 2002, 07:01:00 AM
Matt you hold the controller seriously fuc.ked up. How gay would you want to be.

I'm pretty sure my way is the best by far.....

I am a 1.2 user.

I use my left thumb for the stick.
My left index for Z.
Right thumb for all c buttons.
For the A and B buttons I use a combination of my right index and my left thumb. Most of the time however I curve my right index over my right thumb. But if I need to hit A and B at the same time I use my left thumb.
I also use my right index to use the R button.

How can one man own so much...

-K..
#3040
Archived General Chat / craig - quick guitar question
May 24, 2002, 06:44:00 AM
That's a well known chord. Did you just decided to play that or did you see it somewhere?

-KArl
#3041
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / The Medieval Rivalry
May 23, 2002, 06:36:00 AM
I want to join.

Me>Genisics

-K..
#3042
Archived Goldeneye / Adam - Ben - Harvey - Peter
May 23, 2002, 05:08:00 AM
PD is so easy though, 3/4 of my times are complete poo jabbers and I am still 32nd.

-K..
#3043
Archived General Chat / Guitar Topic
May 23, 2002, 03:13:00 AM
Craig I meant it would be hard for him. And you can play the third solo for one and you can play some slayer.....do you want a medal or something? Maybe I could hook you in for a nobel prize or something.

Me>You

-K..
#3044
Archived General Chat / age!@?#
May 23, 2002, 03:06:00 AM
I am 16

GE rank is 3
PD rank is somewhre around 30th

-K..
#3045
Archived General Chat / Guitar Topic
May 21, 2002, 09:31:00 PM
I haven't much guitar for ages, only at school.

There is one part of the fade to black last solo that will give you some trouble. That is the part where he bends the 9th fret on g, then hits 7 on e and does a pulloff from 10 to 7 on the b string. That is pretty hard to do. Other than that it is pretty simple.

-K..
#3046
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / How the hell did you get below 1:00 on Extraction?
May 21, 2002, 09:24:00 PM
I have a strat that works 100% of the time...

You DON'T get a time ABOVE a minute.

-K..
#3047
Archived Goldeneye / Posted very good fails here!
May 21, 2002, 01:52:00 AM
No new strat, it's just that 1:11 is really, really chumpy.

-K..
#3048
Archived Goldeneye / Posted very good fails here!
May 20, 2002, 04:24:00 AM
I got a failed 1:07 on frigate sa, I plan to get at least 1:09 completed.

-K..
#3049
Archived General Chat / Guess what I got for my birthday....
May 18, 2002, 07:14:00 AM
For my birthday I get like 200 bucks. Damn you people are your cars.

http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3050
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Hehe, good times.....
May 18, 2002, 07:02:00 AM
Hehe, yeah he owned me mallow.

-K..
#3051
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Hehe, good times.....
May 18, 2002, 02:23:00 AM
Help me out and post http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Say how much I own them and they don't have a chance and how gamefaqs people suck and are major n00bs.

Greatly appreciated.

-K..
#3052
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Hehe, good times.....
May 18, 2002, 01:12:00 AM
#3053
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Warning - ATTN JugadorJ3
May 13, 2002, 03:19:00 AM
Matt if you can come to sydney during the holidays it would be good cause you could bring the ntsc cart too and stuff http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3054
Archived General Chat / What kind of music do you like?
May 13, 2002, 03:17:00 AM
I like....

Linkin Park, bodyjar, greenday, offspring, living end, metallica, megadeth, ozzy ozbourne, eminem, coal chamber, regurgitator, iron maiden, joe satriani, steve vai, yngwie malmsteen, led zepplin, dr dre, pappa roach, any heavy rap, metal, punk, any good guitar.....

and my own stuff too.......

-K..
#3055
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I'm done with PD
May 08, 2002, 05:16:00 AM
You are right, I don't care.

-K..
#3056
Archived Goldeneye / This is how it goes when you dont have patient!
May 08, 2002, 04:38:00 AM
Get a boxing bag.

-K..
#3057
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Hmm...
May 08, 2002, 02:19:00 AM
renemesis, that was an obvious attempt to get into the board.

-K..
#3058
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Hmm...
May 07, 2002, 10:53:00 PM
yeah expert, hurry up with the board already! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)">

-K..
#3059
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Hmm...
May 07, 2002, 08:41:00 PM
I think the board should be invitation only.

-K..
#3060
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Hmm...
May 07, 2002, 08:26:00 PM
yeah this place would seriously be a lot better without 12 and 13 year olds. I'm glad I was never one.

But seriously for some reason all the new people are fags. And they are all crap players too and they go on about unimportant stuff. And then they do stupid things that just piss people off. This is supposed to the board for the best fuc.king players in the world, instead we have @#%$ n00bs everywhere and now there is only a few good players because they don't want to be associated with them.

I would love a board that was actually only for elites. And only the players who actually have something interesting to talk about should be allowed in there. And it would be about competition and competition, and more competition. I fuc.king look down this board and all I see are lame arse topics that are just n00b questions that everybody already knows and just piss people off. People like gamealot who actually think it's funny to post such stupid topics when all it does is just deter to humane people away from the board all together. How do you do the first level in 6 seconds? Is 2 second possibleon duel? Can you give me any tips? I am just starting out how do I do this? Paragon is going to come back cause I'm gay! This place is starting to become more and more like gamefaqs.

Does anyone wanna start another board or something free of stupidness? A board for people who might just actually be classified as elite perhaps?

-K..
#3061
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Hmm...
May 07, 2002, 07:52:00 PM
How much does ge want to own pd, seriously. But I must say the amount of n00bs has grown tremendously. God damn I @#%$ hate n00bs. N00bs @#%$ suck more than anything has ever sucked before. They create useless topics that nobody likes. They @#%$ post topics like "I GOT BUNKER 1 0:18!!!" As if that is supposed to be such a triumph. And like they always post 10 topics asking for help or saying times are impossible. God damn those n00bs, damn them hell.

</senseless n00b bashing>

-K..
#3062
Archived Goldeneye / This is how it goes when you dont have patient!
May 07, 2002, 06:26:00 PM
I killed all of my controllers playing ge.

-K..
#3063
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Hmm...
May 07, 2002, 06:18:00 PM
Paragon is a dildo.

Who gives a @#%$ what he, or anyone else gay says. If you enjoy playing a game, play it. If it makes you happy, play it.

I know through playing pd and ge I have made lots of friends on the net and stuff, and also a couple of real life friends that I get together with and play heaps of multi, which is really really fun.

What are supposed to all sit back now and think if this is really gay or not just because some arrogant dick says it is? Paragon seriously has a problem, and no one should listen to him. OBviously he is attached to this game is he played it so much and had such a fun time getting records and such. Now that he isn't playing it and someone passed him and people are making joke comments about his gayness, he chucks a big whaa whaa. QUICK SOMEBODY CALL THE WHAMBULENCE! Hey paragon, why don't you order a wham burger and some french cries.

I play for me and only me, and when I quit playing it will be for me. Not because some other arse said it was gay.

How many friends can you guys say you've made through the elites? I would be very suprised if anyone here didn't have at least 10 people they could chat to whenever they want.

-K..
#3064
Archived Goldeneye / This is how it goes when you dont have patient!
May 07, 2002, 02:41:00 AM
I am on my 6th controller. This one will last me awhile though because I am now using 1.2.

-K..
#3065
Archived General Chat / Abortion
May 06, 2002, 08:31:00 AM
And greg, obviously there is no answer to your statement because it totally owns all. And it sounds lutticrous because it is. They really don't know what they are talking about.

-K..
#3066
Archived General Chat / Abortion
May 06, 2002, 08:29:00 AM
Ok let me try and work this out here.

Having an abortion is preventing the embryo from having a normal life, so that is wrong. Using contraseptives is preventing any life from happening at all, so that must mean that is right. If a condom works it prevents life so that is right, but if it fails and you have to have an abortion to do the same job that the condom failed to do anyways, that is wrong. Oh yes I get that completely.

Ok so the mother has no juristiction(@#%$ I can't spell for @#%$) over the baby seeing as it doesn't really even belong to her. The baby needs the mother to live however and is fully 100% reliant on her. The baby is full connected to the mother and lives of the food the mother eats, the fluid the mother drinks, it takes blood from her and uses the whom fluid that the mother provides, yet it isn't a part of her because it is its own self. The baby is entirely its own person, being just as human as everyone else, even though it needs to infest a human to live. Oh yes I completely get that.

If a chick gets raped and is impregnated, she should have the baby because abortion is wrong. If she wasn't raped, she wouldn't have a baby at all. So does that mean that rape is a good way to reproduce? I guess rape is good then because it brings other humans into the world and stuff. And I mean rape babies have like normal lives and stuff so that is good. And the mothers aren't affected at all beacuse who cares that you got raped and had to have the child of the man who made your life so much happier. Yeah I completely understand what you mean there.

Ok let's say 2 people are having a normal life, having sex all the time and stuff, but they are using protection. Oops the pill fails somehow and she gets pregnant. They should have the baby because abortion is wrong, even though they really do not want a baby and it would make their life hell because they REALLY do not want to have a baby and it would ruin their life. So if the pill had worked it would be perfectly normal, they would keep on having a good time and there would be no new babies. But no cause abortion is wrong they have to have the baby and it wrecks their life, but it is alright because abortion is wrong. Now there is the baby there now though, and the parents don't really like it because it ruined their lives,so they don't really pay much attention to it, but they feed it and stuff just to keep it alive so they don't break the law or something by starving it to death. This kid grows up having a miserable life, probably running away from home at 12 and ends up eating out of dumpsters, but it's alright because abortion is wrong and it is a sin to kill an innocent human being that has just the same right as everyone else. But if the pill had worked, which is prefectly normal, these people would have had normal lives and stuff, but like having the kid is way better because abortion is wrong and stuff.

Yeah, and like if you have an abortion you will go to hell or something so there is another reason not to have one. God really doesn't like it(I don't believe in god at all, I am just appealing to those who do) when you kill people an such, same applies with abortions, and hell is a pretty bad place I guess, with all the nasties that go on down there and such. And even if like the baby would make the mother feel like she was in hell already that is alright, and even if the kid felt like it was in hell already, that is alright, it's alright because abortion is wrong and stuff so you shouldn't do it. That is why you should use condoms or something because that is right and abortion is wrong because abortion is a sin, so you shouldn't do it.

Ok, so what evidence is there to say that a fetis conscously feels pain when it is inside the whom? How can you say that it is feeling pain? Every animal in existence will try to avoid death, it's just instinct. Even an animal that can't feel pain at all will struggle to avoid death, even if it has no idea was it is going on. so you can't really say the baby was struggling in pain to get away from the abortion equipment.

Can anyone here remember what it was like inside the whom? Babies before a certain age (even once born) act entirely on instinct, it is only after a time period where they begin to have a conscience and are able to think and stuff like that. It's just like killing an animal, but really the fetis is even below an animal in terms of its ability to think, survive, feel pain and comprehend death.

And don't say that you beleive that murder is wrong, and then say but I don't think the bible classifies bla bla as murder. Murder is murder, no if's or but's.

Vote 1 for abortion.

-K.. - 6 abortions and counting.
#3067
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I need help with PAL
May 06, 2002, 07:24:00 AM
And if you have a "K.." ending you can have an even slower ending.

Seriously, how good am I.

me > FB

And about attack ship, I completely dominate that level and know everything about, how good am I.

-K..
#3068
Archived Goldeneye / Longest standing untied WR's?
May 05, 2002, 11:52:00 PM
I mean the longest lasting, the longest still standing.

I was just saying that frigate sa isn't the longest lasting........nevermind then.

-K..
#3069
Archived Goldeneye / Longest standing untied WR's?
May 05, 2002, 07:01:00 AM
Frigate SA isn't the longest lasting WR, I can bet my life on that.

-K..
#3070
Archived Goldeneye / Can ya help me please ? Egypt !
May 05, 2002, 07:00:00 AM
*sigh* Hitting the first baron has nothing to do with the end baron. I don't know why you would even think of that.

And like, I thought you were argueing that the 2nd baron requires a headshot when he clearly doesn't.

I don't know what happened on that run, something might have gayed up, but that would have been like a one in a thousand occurence.

-K..
#3071
Archived Goldeneye / Can ya help me please ? Egypt !
May 05, 2002, 02:10:00 AM
Please, for fuc.ks sake, turn invincibility on and go right up to him and pump a bullet right into his chest. Then come back and tell me what happens.

Obviously if you hit him with a chest shot and he didn't die you hit him too fast, before the point where he can take damage.

I mean about research you guys haven't given me ANYMORE information that, I hit him in the chest and he didn't die. You gave no other information. You were probably standing a bit further back behind the pole trying to shoot him from further away and you just have to guess when to shoot him because he doesn't laugh bceause he can't see you. And you probably shot him too early and then you press start and see you have a chest shot but that doesn't mean anything because you shot him too early.

I haven't seen anybody tell me that yes that have gone right up to him and seen if he dies by a chest shot. You have shown nothing besides "I hit him in the chest he didn't die", that really means nothing.

I have gone up to him he always dies if I shoot him in the chest, I have gone and got the health for every guard in the game, I know that sa health is exactly the same as OOA health and no one should go and say that I am wrong unless they do the same amount of research that I have.

So like suck it right down or something because I completely own you all and you know it.

-K..
#3072
Archived Goldeneye / Posted very good fails here!
May 04, 2002, 09:31:00 PM
But frigate sa 1:11 is nothing you should be able to get that easy.

I would have heaps of untied records if I completed my failed runs.

-K..
#3073
Archived Goldeneye / Longest standing untied WR's?
May 04, 2002, 04:43:00 AM
Would anyone care to set up a page for the longest untied World records similar to the one set up by Jon for perfect dark?

Or, does anyone know what the top 5 longest records are?

-K..
#3074
Perfect Dark / Dual Agent 0:02
May 03, 2002, 12:33:00 AM
As if you would be chumpish enough to spell my name wrong.

-K..
#3075
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Ho, Ho, Ho... Merry Christmas!!!11
May 03, 2002, 12:29:00 AM
Darksim do you think the people who play all day care what you have to say though? Obviously they don't and that is why they play.

As I said, this belongs in the "no one cares cause it's really gay".

And @#%$ you. "I say phil and paragon aren't the best, look at me I'm so gay, yes I am the gay person who has no idea what they are talking about".

Why are you even at this board in the first place then, seriously why do you think we have the rankings in the first place? I really dislike people who come up with gay arguements to say that somewhere in the world, someone who has never played 64 before could get better that phil if they tried. I KNOW that I would be the best swimmer if I tried. I would beat Ian Thorpe pretty easily given the same amount of practice (Ian Thorpe is the best swimmer in the world and like suprise, suprise he is australia, god damn australia completely dominate the USA in swimming).

As I said before why don't you go to a gay board and say that being gay is stupid.

What a loser. This is just like when people go to the gamefaqs boards and say that ge is old so they should stop playing it, or going to the pd board and saying halo is better so they shouldn't play pd. And like no one cares, and the person who posts it are fully gay, like you.

How gay would you wanna be, you are even more gay than chump (yeah my hair is natural colour and it fully owns all of you, as if you would say you can come over and then not, how chumpish would you want to be, obviously not as chumpish as darksim).

Adam are you still comin over tomorrow? I want to show you my complete egypt ownage and like break all the wr's. And also some other stuff like owning everything.

What's that? Darksim is gay? Oh I already knew that.

-K.. (>adam and you know it)
#3076
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Ho, Ho, Ho... Merry Christmas!!!11
May 02, 2002, 03:22:00 AM
Genesics, damn you to hell for that goldeneye board remark, damn you to hell god damnit!

I wasn't talking about you obviously renemesis, pfft, you are so lame.

Yeah like phil owns paragon or something, as if you would use 2 systems.

Meanwhile, Matt are you still getting that ntsc system? Cause like when I come down to sydney next time wanna come over and bring it? I really want to dominate the rankings with some new ntsc times.

-K..
#3077
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Ho, Ho, Ho... Merry Christmas!!!11
May 02, 2002, 03:12:00 AM
The reason I am actual all serious is because this guy is like newb or something, and he obviously isn't actualy silly, so if I was to say something sarcastically he would believe it or something. And like, they a n00b so like I fully don't care what they think of me cause like I have never seen them before in my life on this board and they are probably extremely @#%$ on pd so I really don't care (note that I do not shun @#%$ people on pd, but this guy is like gay or something + being @#%$ player so I don't care cause I'm never gonna look at him on the rankings or anything).

@#%$ do I own or what.

-K..
#3078
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Ho, Ho, Ho... Merry Christmas!!!11
May 02, 2002, 03:06:00 AM
Nemesis do you really think I care that much? @#%$ if I called you a @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ paragon @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ would you start crying? I hope not cause words don't mean @#%$.

God nemesis you are so fuc.king stupid. I FUC.KING HATE YOU!!!!!!!DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!!

-K..
#3079
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Ho, Ho, Ho... Merry Christmas!!!11
May 02, 2002, 03:03:00 AM
The dumbass's are the ones who care so much.

i.e not me

And I would like to see you guys take me on in multi! I would @#%$ all over yous so bad, I would own you! You guys would like paragon does against phil against me!

God damn I'm tired of being right.

-K..
#3080
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Ho, Ho, Ho... Merry Christmas!!!11
May 02, 2002, 02:58:00 AM
Do you think my calling him a fag means I am so defensive? You guys really don't get to this board much do you?

This guy is the one who posted a bunch in a topic that is supposed to be about phils complete dominance over everyone else. IF you wanted to post a message like this, post it in the "no one cares" board.

What I hate is people automatically assuming that people have no life if they play video games. And then they think that their life is so much better, when they have no idea whatsover of what people do other than play pd.

Why don't you go to a board for gay people and say that homosexuality is evil.

Why don't you go to chat sites and tell people to get out of their homes and talk to real people.

I bet none of them would care what you have to say either.

And re-nemesis do you think I am supposed to act all adulty because I'm a good player or something? Please don't say things like I'm well respected because that really isn't important and it doesn't effect the way I act. And it's not like my posts were serious in the first place anyway, I could have acted normal but I thought what the hell I will call this guy a faggot cause I really don't give a @#%$.

And then you'll be like, oh yes I am right man I must have been so right about you cause like you are all emotional about it. Well like I couldn't care less really I'm just wasting 5 minutes of my life. Actually realistically I'm enjoying this post so it's not really wasting my life if I enjoy it.

(not, I wasn't being sarcastic in that last sentence).

-K..

I would fully own all of yous in multi.

-K..

#3081
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Ho, Ho, Ho... Merry Christmas!!!11
May 02, 2002, 02:43:00 AM
Oh @#%$ man, sorry, I guess calling you are faggot was pretty imature. God damn why must I be so imature. Damn my imatureness. I wish I was like you, seriously, cause then I would be all mature and stuff. I wish I was mature.

You have a small penis.

The rod up your butt must have a rod up its butt.

Hehe, I said butt.

-K..
#3082
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / WHoa, I think I set a record
May 02, 2002, 02:37:00 AM
Carnski doesn't have an untied record.

-K..
#3083
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Ho, Ho, Ho... Merry Christmas!!!11
May 01, 2002, 07:50:00 PM
All I can say is that darksim is a faggot. Do you actually think the people who play pd and ge don't have a life? You may find it hard to believe but you can actually play a game and do something else.There is like 24 hours to each day, take away about 8 hours sleep. So if you play a game for one hour let me think.........Oh yeah, that is your entire day taken up!!!!! @#%$ I never thought of it that way. You have such a good point there, I guess I should never play 64 again because if I do that means I don't have a life.

Wow now my life is changed because of your post darksim. I am now a better person and now I have better social skills. Thankyou  for you post, it will inspire us all.

-K..
#3084
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I sure Paragon will be back!
May 01, 2002, 06:01:00 PM
Phil has more evidence to back up the claim that he is better than paragon.

Phil shits all of paragon if you look at the rankings.

Like sam said, why have rankings if we don't use it to determine who is the best in the world?

-K..
#3085
Archived Goldeneye / Can ya help me please ? Egypt !
May 01, 2002, 05:54:00 PM
Why don't you do me a favour and fuc.king go right up to him and see where you actually hit him. Go fuc.king right up to him and shoot him in the chest, I think you'll find that he dies.

How fuc.king hard can that be.

-K..
#3086
Archived Goldeneye / Can ya help me please ? Egypt !
May 01, 2002, 05:00:00 AM
yeah, see, this is what pisses me off. People come on and say that I am the one who is wrong even though I was the one who spent at least 20 hours getting all the healths of the guards and stuff, when they haven't researched @#%$.

Yes I am right, I just went and checked, am I the only one? It is pretty easy to play egypt ooa and see if the 2nd baron dies by a chest shot, which he DOES.

God damn I'm tired of being right.

I said it before that SA and OOA health levels are the same for everything.

Meanwhile I found a new egypt strat that will get me 47 secs.

-K..
#3087
Archived Goldeneye / Can ya help me please ? Egypt !
April 30, 2002, 08:56:00 PM
I'll have a look.....

-K..
#3088
Archived Goldeneye / Anyone know about this?
April 30, 2002, 08:43:00 AM
So I was looking at my 2 year old faq and I saw this glitch that I discovered. I totally forgot about it but now it's pretty cool. Anyway, here it is....

>>
It's amazing what you can discover in Goldeneye, I can't believe that
know one else has this glitch in their FAQ.

      First turn on all guns and invincibility. Then enter any stage and
switch to remote mines. Throw a remote mine and detonate it using A+B
instantly so that the mine blows up in your face. Then switch to throwing
mines and you will notice that the knife in your right hand is invisible! But
as soon as you throw the knife is becomes visible. The knife will stay
invisible forever unless you a) throw it or b) die.

      You CAN do this glitch if you don't have all guns and/or invincibility.
Just turn on 2 x throwing knives and enter Facility on agent. Move forward a
bit and switch to remote mines. Detonate the mine in your face and make sure
that you're pushed back from the explosion so you don't die. Then switch to
throwing knives and the right knife will be invisible!

      This is a very weird glitch; I don't know how I found it. I don't know
if the creators purposely put it in but it's amazing that if you explode a
mine in your face one of the throwing knives will be invisible!

      This glitch was found by me and only me.
<<

Yeah so like I own.

-K.. aka Ownage King
#3089
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Ho, Ho, Ho... Merry Christmas!!!11
April 30, 2002, 08:08:00 AM
Just accept it, phil completely dominants ALL OVER paragon. Paragon looks like a one legged man in arse kicking contest compared to phil. God damn even I could beat paragon (if I tried).

Seriously, all you paragon lovers need to wake up and see who the king is. obviously that king being me. But enough about me, phil completely shits all over paragon, @#%$ hell, @#%$ phil @#%$ owns like a @#%$.

@#%$ me dead, @#%$ phil @#%$ good times @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ paragon @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ oral sex @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ I own @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ phil>paragon @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ K..>paragon @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ K..>phil @#%$ @#%$ @#%$.

@#%$.

-@#%$
#3090
Archived Goldeneye / Can ya help me please ? Egypt !
April 30, 2002, 08:02:00 AM
*sigh* I told you adam that there is no difference in health between SA and OOA for any guard or any baron.

*sigh* please don't just assume things, I bet you didn't actually KNOW that he needs just a head shot, you just thought you would look like you knew what you were talking about in general.

Just admit it adam, ADMIT IT GOD DAMNIT!!!

-K.. aka Ownage King
#3091
Archived Goldeneye / Who will it be?
April 30, 2002, 12:03:00 AM
Who will be the person that passes me and gets into the 3rd spot? Personally I don't think any of the people in current contention have what is takes, even though I haven't gotten a new time in over 5 months and I'm not currently playing.

In anyone actually seriously thinking of taking me over? It's not like I can stop you.

-K..
#3092
Archived General Chat / Post new running PRs here.
April 29, 2002, 02:09:00 AM
200m: 31.07

That was in the 7th grade, I must have been 11 or something.

-K..
#3093
Archived General Chat / Wheee..... I've been drafted!
April 27, 2002, 07:15:00 AM
Ok, you are getting drafted? Into the army? What the @#%$ is with that? That is so 1960's.

I'm so glad I live in a country where I have choice.

-K..
#3094
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / BIG CALL *** Pal Masters on Attack Ship A
April 19, 2002, 08:05:00 AM
Ok, I cut the opening seen just as cass says "who" in the "just look who you've got for company" sentence. Then I pump into the lift at 13 sec.

Then I do the hanger part "Extreme K.. Master Strat" style and get the lift closed at 42 secs. Then after then 2nd lift because I did the hanger "Extreme K.. Master Strat" style elvis owns and warps to the top of the lift instantly and increases the chance of him doing his stuff by mega loads.

Then I pump left style after the lift instead of what everybody else does by going right style. Cause if you pump right style then elvis will be attracted by a skedar on a ramp just past the navigation room and won't go into it. So left is the go and he will either complete the objective or he will go super slow mo.

Meanwhile elvis should pump it, and you should get to the door that is usually locked at about 1:18-1:20. Then pump it to the lift, wait a second. Get in, then the last lift should be closing (I can't remember what happened in my 2:22 vid). I think it opened just as I got to it.

Then kill the last 3 skedars as fast as you possibly can. Elvis appears exactly 12.5 secs after you kill the 3 skedar. So if you kill them slow you are wasting time. Then hopefully you get 23 sec skedar, or get major ownage with 17 sec skedar. With 17 sec skedar the Pal maximum is about 2:14, other the max is 2:20.

NTSC Max is like 2:18 or so, or 2:12 with major ownage skedar.

-K..
#3095
Archived General Chat / nudity!!!!@#%! (not porno...nudity)(no pics don't be afraid)
April 17, 2002, 07:46:00 AM
Porn good, me like porn.

-K..
#3096
Archived Goldeneye / Need some help at Runway A 23!
April 14, 2002, 10:30:00 PM
I played for like 15 mins to get 23. That was with 5 boosts. Then I kept playing and got like 23 with a backboost and no normal boosts.

If you can't get 23 you must be pretty chumpy.

-K..
#3097
Archived Goldeneye / Attn: Karl Jobst
April 11, 2002, 03:42:00 AM
Oh yeah I forget to say that the time wasn't real, it's just that I wanted the "Suck it right down tim, I owns yous and yous knows it." statement to not get deleted as spam.

-K..
#3098
Archived Goldeneye / Aztec A - important =D
April 09, 2002, 02:07:00 AM
when I got 1:59 I went into the end with 2 bars.

-K..
#3099
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Deep Sea Vid
April 09, 2002, 01:58:00 AM
My best elvis is a 55.6. With CcK's 54.9 elvis he really should have gotten 2:31 or 2:30. I got 2:35 with a 38 elvis, so you could have owned you time so bad by like a second.

-K..
#3100
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Extreme Derek Ownage (i.e Challenge 30 Ownage)
April 09, 2002, 01:47:00 AM
Yeah thanks Derek, Challenge 30 really was pretty cakey with me and greg playing cause we like own or something.

The reality was that the only hill that stuffed any of our runs up was the big hill, and occasionally the pyramid hill, but other than that is was all cakey.

Meanwhile, what is this topic about? challenge 30, not if you live in england or if you like playing with falcons, or you give head to monkeys, please don't spam in my topics.

-K..
#3101
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Extreme Derek Ownage (i.e Challenge 30 Ownage)
April 07, 2002, 07:35:00 PM
Yeah so Funky Buddha came over my house while I was staying and sydney and for the bulk of the time we were playing Challenge 30.

Well, the highlight was the fact that we shutout challenge 30 20 times in one night, yes that's right, 20 times in one night.

I had all of the scores in order written down but I don't have it on me right now.

Challenge 30 2 player is pretty cakey, next time I go to sydney me and FB will shutout 30 player with just us 2.

Also, I had a 20-0 game where I had 0 deaths and 23 kills. Which is alright.

And another thing happened. We had a 20-0 shutout. Then the next run after that we got 20-0. Then the next run after that we got 15-0, but one of my dad's @#%$ dogs bumped into the 64 and it froze somehow. Which sucks. 55 unanswered points is alright though.

Yeah so that is like ownage or something......

-K..
#3102
Archived Goldeneye / ALL MY NEW TIMES!!11!
April 04, 2002, 02:10:00 AM
Seriously though, how god damn good is my 23.

-Sim Threat, 3 years and still sim threating.
#3103
Archived Goldeneye / ALL MY NEW TIMES!!11!
April 04, 2002, 01:58:00 AM
It was a good effort there tim but I knew the post was completely fake straight away.

One major flaw, you said you got 23 on runway sa which is not possible by anyone but me.

-K..
#3104
Archived Goldeneye / The emergence of Andrew Kent!
March 26, 2002, 03:07:00 AM
He set his times in 1998 and 1999, he is not new talent, he is very, very old talent.

-K..
#3105
Archived General Chat / Guitar Topic
March 21, 2002, 07:09:00 AM
Meh, I couldn't be bothered registering....

I think this topic easier http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3106
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / ...
March 21, 2002, 06:19:00 AM
How dare you insult my sexiness. And if you wouldn't want me to @#%$ you.

-K..
#3107
Archived General Chat / Guitar Topic
March 20, 2002, 06:34:00 PM
Obviously my intention is to give you there video, then let you play the song at the same time.

Darkako where is your video? Or your music? I know I'm not sending it to you. Suck it right down.

Should I do fade to black first?

-K..
#3108
Archived Goldeneye / Turbo League Sign Up
March 20, 2002, 06:26:00 PM
That's unlucky for you mallow.

-K..
#3109
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / ...
March 20, 2002, 09:35:00 AM
While chodhe's sexiness is indeed great, I think you'll find it doesn't compare to the likes of mine.

Meanwhile, I like it how goldenvinze stated that paragon just wants to own all levels. Well, pfft, pfft, PFFT, HOLY @#%$ @#%$ PFFT!!!! PFFFFFFFTTTT!!!!!!!! Paragon isn't owning deep sea, or maian sos agent, nor is he lowering the elite's total time. And quite frankly I would like to see him try to come CLOSE to the deep sea records. Nice one vinze you have a good arguement there, PA really is owning all the levels now isn't he.

PFFT.

@#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ goldenvinze @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ paragon @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ goldenvinze @#%$ @#%$ oral sex @#%$ @#%$ paragon @#%$ @#%$ .....

-K..
#3110
Archived Goldeneye / Turbo League Sign Up
March 20, 2002, 09:07:00 AM
I just owned statue with 1:49/1:48/1:48.....

Along with some other times, most notably...

dam agent 0:27
facility SA/OOA 1:00/0:57
Cradle sa/ooa 0:44/0:42

-K..
#3111
Archived General Chat / Guitar Topic
March 20, 2002, 05:54:00 AM
ok, I can't record sound at the moment but I can make a vid of me playing with no sound, is that alright?

-K..
#3112
Archived Goldeneye / Turbo League Sign Up
March 20, 2002, 05:34:00 AM
I just owned streets sa and ooa with 1:09's.....

I also got 4:08 on control agent.

-K..
#3113
Archived Goldeneye / Turbo League Sign Up
March 20, 2002, 04:53:00 AM
I just owned back surface 2 and train....

And remember adam that like I have over 40 records.....and you have like....how many?

Yeah, you like that don't you.

-K..
#3114
Archived Goldeneye / Turbo League Sign Up
March 19, 2002, 08:40:00 AM
I am going to completely dominate these rankings, at the moment all of my times except for statue OOA are WR's....

-K..
#3115
Archived Goldeneye / Turbo League Sign Up
March 19, 2002, 01:07:00 AM
Yeah greg that is a really good page, exactly what we need, I just hope a lot of people make pages and stuff, for the moment this seems a lot more interesting than normal play seeing as you can get 20 new times in half an hour http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3116
Archived Goldeneye / Turbo League Sign Up
March 18, 2002, 06:29:00 PM
Would we also be able to have a table with the amount of records everyone has?

-K..
#3117
Archived General Chat / Guitar Topic
March 18, 2002, 08:40:00 AM
I don't know when I will be able to record, soon though I hope.

-K..
#3118
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / New POM, History, Rare Ranks and such!
March 18, 2002, 08:37:00 AM
Bag the person, not the country.

Australia>USA>Antarctica>France

-K..
#3119
Archived Goldeneye / Turbo League Sign Up
March 18, 2002, 05:01:00 AM
#3120
Archived Goldeneye / Turbo Records Site?
March 18, 2002, 03:54:00 AM
A league would be greatly appreciated!

Meanwhile I have more ownage...

Agent:

Train: 1:19

Secret Agent:

Dam: 0:50
Surface: 1:06
Bunker: 0:27
Surface 2: 0:45
Streets: 1:11
Depot: 0:38

OO Agent:

Streets: 1:11
Depot: 0:47

-K..
#3121
Archived General Chat / Does anyone use MSN?
March 18, 2002, 01:07:00 AM
#3122
Archived General Chat / Guitar Topic
March 18, 2002, 01:06:00 AM
fade to black shouldn't be too hard to follow, and if the tab doesn't sound too right, just listen to the song and try to work it out yourself.

There is one part of the first solo in fade to black that will give you trouble. That's when it moves up past the 12th fret and goes up and down the strings quite fast. But other than that it's easy.

-K..
#3123
Archived Goldeneye / Turbo Records Site?
March 18, 2002, 12:29:00 AM
I got some more ownage.....

Archives: 0:13
Bunker: 0:14
Frigate: 0:35
Aztec: 1:44
Egypt: 0:43
Silo: 1:02
Surface: 0:35
Jungle: 0:38

-K..
#3124
Archived Goldeneye / Turbo Records Site?
March 17, 2002, 10:53:00 PM
I need a site.

Or........would anyone like to start a turbo league? Like, just a simple one only including the Wr's and who got them.

-K..
#3125
Archived Goldeneye / Turbo Records Site?
March 17, 2002, 05:11:00 AM
Is there a current site online that has the list of Turbo WR's?

I really would like to know because me and Adam Moore plan to rape all the times....

We already have times that are theoretically impossible.

Like.......

(all times are agent)

Dam: 0:28
Runway: 0:12
Surface 2: 0:25
Streets: 0:33
Depot:0:17
Caverns: 0:31

They are the only levels we have tried as yet, but I plan to rape most all levels on all difficulty levels.....

-K..

#3126
Archived Goldeneye / hello nostagic gamers
March 17, 2002, 05:03:00 AM
hmmm..... you come to the message board where the best goldeneye players in the world hang out, and you assume that none of us know a code that everyone has known about for the past 4 years.....

-K..

#3127
Archived Goldeneye / *blows dust off 64...*
March 14, 2002, 07:36:00 AM
Hmm.......what is this here.....a sixty....four....oh yes..I remember many a day of fun and joy and wr's and such...

meh.....

ahh what the hell I will give it a go.....

*turns on 64*































































Depot SA: 0:46

-K..
#3128
Archived Goldeneye / Train (best level on earth) but...
March 12, 2002, 06:36:00 PM
On my agent run I had a 48 exit. SA and OOA should be the same as agent.

-K..
#3129
Archived Goldeneye / control-style-wr`s
March 12, 2002, 02:48:00 AM
I think the only time that isn't possible by any human using 1.1 is 0:23 runway sa.

-K..
#3130
Archived General Chat / WORST movie endings
March 10, 2002, 03:58:00 AM
When I said hard I didn't mean hard rock I meant hard to play. So your entire arguement was useless and a waste of time.

I'm not even gonna argue anymore, to say that everyone else are dumb fucks is the most arrogant thing I've ever heard. What's the use, your head is so far up your arse that trying to take it out would probably kill you.

-K..
#3131
Archived General Chat / The Simpsons- Trivia
March 10, 2002, 03:49:00 AM
So far there have been 2 correct animals listed, but not in the same post.

Meanwhile FW is right about the bear.

-K..
#3132
Archived General Chat / WORST movie endings
March 08, 2002, 10:16:00 PM
ANY great musician will tell you it's not how hard a piece is, it's how it sounds. The skill of a piece has nothing to do with it, nothing at all. It's the way a piece of music appeals to people. And how do you know that the guitarist sucks? You cannot say that just because he doesn't play harder stuff, that means he can't.

And you will find that that most of the massive recent rock groups have VERY basic guitar riffs, because most of the general public don't play an instrument, and they do not CARE how hard it is, just ONLY listen to how it sounds. And it sounds good.

Take nirvana, offspring, greenday, and linkin park all have extremely basic guitar parts but they are all MASSIVE bands. It's the basics that people want, because it's something they can relate to.

Saying that everyone who listens to linkin are dumb fucks and don't know what skill is, is wrong. I've played guitar for 4 years and can play stuff WAY harder than linkin park, yet I still love their songs. Because I don't care how hard it is, and you shouldn't either. All you should care about is how it sounds. And if you don't like how it sounds fine, but DON'T say @#%$ like they have no talent.

I can't see an arguement against that.

-K..
#3133
Archived Goldeneye / Whats the tip to make a good time in Dam on Agent?
March 08, 2002, 10:04:00 PM
Actually it was more the fact that if you look down you have to wait at least 5 secs for the door to open, thus giving incredibly false evidence to make himself look like an arse to himself.

Meanwhile I own, and who are you to judge me. @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ you, piece of @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ who dare you @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$.

-K..
#3134
Archived General Chat / The Simpsons- Trivia
March 08, 2002, 09:59:00 PM
Yes indeed he is.

-K..
#3135
Archived General Chat / The Simpsons- Trivia
March 08, 2002, 09:00:00 PM
@#%$ I had just typed this big post and it got deleted I am so pissed........So this will be brief I don't feel like typing again....

I want to know the bear is made of.

There is one person on apo's do not receive checks from list. Just variations of homer.

Homer has been in 3 animals, they are not an alligator, a hippo and a lion, but one of them was correct.

The itchy and scratchy cell does not cost 700 or 750, and he doesn't use his own money.

Questions still unanswered....

what is Mr burns' bear bo-bo made out of?

When bart gets an elephant, how much pocket money does he suggest homer gives him each week?

How much does an itchy and scratchy cell cost? and when bart recieves the cell, what are the 3 reasons that he gets punched in the face?

When homer simpson recieves the ball that he names "stitchface", what does he throw in the bin to make room for it?

What number is lenny in the stonecutters?

Homer's head has been inside what 3 animals?

-K..
#3136
Archived General Chat / WORST movie endings
March 08, 2002, 08:45:00 AM
Linkin park are by no means untalented pieces of @#%$, obviously they are good at what they do because so many @#%$ people buy their @#%$ album! If they were @#%$ like you say they were no-one would listen to them. You have no idea what you are talking about, you think they suck simply because YOU don't like them. So I don't like listening to mozart, I guess that means he is crap and can't write music for @#%$! Doesn't it? Well if you say so sure.

Let's say the wiggles suck too, why not, I mean, they are loved by nearly every kid under 5 in the world, but what the @#%$ do 5 year olds know! They wouldn't know @#%$! So the wiggles must obviously suck.

I find it interesting that there are millions upon millions of people that listen to linkin park, and yet I have never heard of KMFDN. That seems strange seeing as KMFDN are the FAR superior band in every aspect, and they play far better music. I don't know what everyone in the world is on. They must be hypmotized or something to make them listen to the crap music instead of the music that seems to be so much better than everything else.

And the matrix was a GREAT movie, and I think anyone who actually REALLY understands the storyline well will also say it was a great movie. One of the most original ideas I've ever seen. Plus great action scenes, great suspense, and a lot of great feel good moments - especially when he stops the bullets and @#%$. Do you think that's air you're breathing?

With fight club you can't mix the physical and the mental aspects. The writers didn't actually think that if he shot himself there that his 2nd personality would be destroyed because he hit some nerve or something. It's the symbolicness. Though he didn't physically kill himself, he killed a part of himself that lay in the mind. You can't be so critical all the time. If you ask, why did his split personality go away when he shot himself? You may as well ask, why does he have a split personality? That's stupid, a split personality can't hold a beer. How can he be in 2 places at once? THIS MOVIE SUCKS! Just accept it for what it is.

There'll be more later.

-K..

#3137
Archived General Chat / The Simpsons- Trivia
March 08, 2002, 07:30:00 AM
I meant square and you know it.

Meanwhile.......What does the local newspaper's headline say about homer's charity work?

What kind of chair does homer recieve from his half-brother?

Homer's head has been inside what 3 animals?

How many people does Apo have on his "do not serve" list?

-K..
#3138
Archived Goldeneye / Interesting Aztec progress?
March 08, 2002, 07:08:00 AM
good one, pfft, who the hell do you think you are? Do you think you're better than me? DO YOU THINK YOUR BETTER THAN ME!!!??? DAMN YOU!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!

Go open the door, at least there will be a draught.

-K..
#3139
Archived Goldeneye / Interesting Aztec progress?
March 08, 2002, 06:58:00 AM
I will play on monday and stuff and break the wr m'kay.

-K..
#3140
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / fastest challenge 30 shutout known to mankind video...
March 08, 2002, 05:00:00 AM
Unlucky there.....

*coughIhave235cough*

-K..
#3141
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I wanna know what a rivalry is like..(Woll, Moore, Smit etc?
March 07, 2002, 09:33:00 AM
Why aren't you on msn mat?

-K..
#3142
Archived General Chat / The Simpsons- Trivia
March 07, 2002, 09:30:00 AM
In the 3d ep. Wiggum is confused about the cube.

Meanwhile.....What band is playing when homer gives away the secret ingredient of the flaming moe? And what is the secret ingredient.

In what pub does homer get chosen to pilot a commercial flight? And where was the flight going?

what is Mr burns' bear bo-bo made out of?

How much pocket money does bart get each week?

When bart gets an elephant, how much pocket money does he suggest homer gives him each week?

How much does an itchy and scratchy cell cost? and when bart recieves the cell, what are the 3 reasons that he gets punched in the face?

When homer simpson recieves the ball that he names "stitchface", what does he throw in the bin to make room for it?

What number is lenny in the stonecutters?

What does homer owe himself in an emergancy?

-K..



#3143
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I wanna know what a rivalry is like..(Woll, Moore, Smit etc?
March 07, 2002, 06:48:00 AM
@#%$ you all, I want to be in the rivalry and I am going to be in the rivalry!

-K..
#3144
Archived Goldeneye / Whats the tip to make a good time in Dam on Agent?
March 06, 2002, 05:25:00 AM
I was joking, if you look straight down on dam you have to wait at least 5 secs for the doors to open.

-K..
#3145
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I wanna know what a rivalry is like..(Woll, Moore, Smit etc?
March 06, 2002, 05:10:00 AM
I'm a ge player can I be in it?

-K..
#3146
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / fastest challenge 30 shutout known to mankind video...
March 06, 2002, 04:24:00 AM
Oh yeah, and I also have challenge 20 2:54, which I feel is really crap, and if people want me to I will go for a sub 2:30 time. So do you want to accept the 2:54 vid or do you want me to play for 2 hours and get sub 2:30?

-K..
#3147
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / fastest challenge 30 shutout known to mankind video...
March 06, 2002, 04:18:00 AM
I also have a 1:31 on challenge 13 which is like good or something, so who also wants that? I have heard that beats the old WR or something.

-K..
#3148
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / fastest challenge 30 shutout known to mankind video...
March 06, 2002, 03:28:00 AM
I made the vid but I need someone to send it to, m'kay.

Who can put it online, who should I send it to over aim? Who should I trust, who is the mole?

-K..
#3149
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / fastest challenge 30 shutout known to mankind video...
March 06, 2002, 02:49:00 AM
My time is 2:35.....making vid....

-K..
#3150
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Ben Gorman
March 05, 2002, 06:15:00 AM
I must be seriously good or something.

-K..
#3151
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / fastest challenge 30 shutout known to mankind video...
March 05, 2002, 06:11:00 AM
I hope to make it soon, it is quite the smoothness of runs. I must own or something, just let me know.......who would d/l the vid if it goes online?

-K..
#3152
Archived Goldeneye / Whats the tip to make a good time in Dam on Agent?
March 05, 2002, 04:09:00 AM
If you look at the ground on the way to the brown doors they will open the instant you get to them.

-K..
#3153
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / villa PA TT's anyone?
March 04, 2002, 08:59:00 AM
On a super awesome run for me my tt's are.......

mid stairs before throw: 40-41
bottom of stairs: 53-55
Slap Hackers: 58-1:00
Basement door: 1:17-1:20
Finish: 1:36-1:39

-K..
#3154
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Villa Perfect Agent - New time saver
March 04, 2002, 06:16:00 AM
I already have the WR anyway so I'm just fine http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3155
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Challenge Ownage....
February 19, 2002, 06:39:00 PM
Well just for a start the first 10 challenges that I haven't gotten a time for yet. Mainly the king of the hill ones, I want to know what hills you need to get. Just any help is good help.

-K..
#3156
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Challenge Ownage....
February 19, 2002, 09:04:00 AM
I have been playing some challenges lately and so far I have achieved some fairly good times. The challenges I have tried so far are........

6: 3:02
8: 0:59
10: 0:44
14: 0:47
20: 2:53
22: 5:03
27: 1:47
28: 0:40

For the moment I am mostly trying to figure out the strats....unless someone wants to share some strats on the harder challenges.....

-K..
#3157
Archived General Chat / Guitar Topic
February 14, 2002, 01:17:00 AM
I do believe that for In the end by linkin park the guitar needs to be tuned down to B, and I think 1 or 2 other songs need to be tuned down to C. So you might wanna tune A and D down to F# and B, and E to B. M'kay, that would make it easy.

Meanwhile I just learnt all of Always with you, Always with Me by Joe satriana, pretty cool song IMO, not heavy or anything, quite fast in some parts though.

I also started to learn the solos for Sweet Child o Mine and November rain, don't look excessively hard, it might be frustrating though because all of the tabs are wrong in some parts and it's hard to hear all of the nots.

Yesterday at school I worked out the bass parts for all of the linkin park songs. If anyone like wants any of them I could maybe, possibly, just maybe, tab them if I get paid or something.

I'll probably buy a mic on the weekend and move the amp next to the computer, then record some @#%$. Problem is though I don't have a good recording program, if anyone wants to send me one that is cool, or give me a good site to d/l one.

I also might upload some basic songs I made, not with any solos or anything, just some cool riffs I made up. I think I have about 8 songs or something.

m'kay.

-K..
#3158
Archived Goldeneye / should scott berger be added?
February 10, 2002, 06:41:00 PM
I wouldn't let him in without proof of his cradle times and his aztec times. There is no way he could get 2:28 on aztec SA without good times on other levels.

I say, no proof, no elite.

-K..
#3159
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Strat help???
February 08, 2002, 03:52:00 AM
I'm pretty sure I'm the only person in the elite who knows how to make elvis warp on attack ship, thus I rule.

-K..
#3160
Archived Goldeneye / Slowly plugging away
February 07, 2002, 04:33:00 AM
WTF? How the @#%$ was he acting like me? @#%$ hell that is so @#%$ low. I can't believe it, I can't @#%$ believe it. Well @#%$ this I'm never gonna @#%$ play GE again, what's the @#%$ use when every @#%$ player hates you and doesn't even want you here. Well you know what, @#%$ YOU! @#%$ YOU TO HELL! I don't @#%$ need you anyways.

@#%$!

-K..
#3161
Archived Goldeneye / History
February 07, 2002, 04:15:00 AM
Here are the strats I made with no help....

Surface SA and OOA boosting lots with grenade launcher....
Archives SA and OOA shooting to make the guard open the double doors after natalya, and also opening the door after miskin....
Jungle OOA ownage without the vest....
Caverns SA and OOA ownage, changed the strat from the other crappage strats, owned OOA from 2:55 to 2:14 in like 2 days.....

Wow that is a lot, of course, they are ONLY the strats that I have that everyone knows about. There are 100 hundred other small things on every level I know of and like most people don't know about them.

Sterling probably made the foundation of most the strats. Wouter owned them and changed most of the old crappage strats.

-K..
#3162
Archived Goldeneye / AZTEC STRAT REVEALED:)
January 28, 2002, 04:01:00 AM
It's never going to @#%$ work, and I did give a reason. I mean the people who are saying it might be possible are actually the people who haven't even tried it yet. Then saying that the people who have tried it and agree it's not possible that THEY should think about this, and maybe do that.

I said before that the guards always know where you are. Even with invisibility they know where you are, it's just that they don't shoot at you. And the only reason that open the door is to get to the other side while they are running around you. The only time a guard will open a door that he doesn't need to go through if he is standing RIGHT next to the door and doesn't have to move to open it - like on archives. But other than that it will never happen.

What I don't like is when people who really don't know what they are talking about at all make suggestions that have already been put on the table and carved up, and they probably haven't even played it themselves.

Meanwhile I'm gonna stop typing.

-K..
#3163
Archived Goldeneye / AZTEC STRAT REVEALED:)
January 27, 2002, 04:00:00 AM
It is never going to work. You don't understand, the guards NEVER not know where you are if you shoot near them or something. You could be half way across the level, use a gun that shoots through walls and shoot near them, they would come straight to you.

There is no way you can make them open the door. You can bother trying if you want but it's never, ever going to happen. And please don't say "well maybe if you have a 1 in a million run", because the possibility of this happening is 0.

Feel free to waste an hour of your life though.

-K..

#3164
Archived Goldeneye / AZTEC STRAT REVEALED:)
January 26, 2002, 06:34:00 AM
I tried it and my conclusion is.........

It is never going to work, deal with it. That's just like me saying, wow what if you could warp from the beginning of dam to the end in one second, I'll go try now.....

-K..
#3165
Archived Goldeneye / AZTEC STRAT REVEALED:)
January 26, 2002, 01:24:00 AM
I will work on it.

-K..
#3166
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Funky Buddha - Keefer - Red Bull - Sim Threat -Spawn - Wabs
January 10, 2002, 04:45:00 AM
Maian SOS SA: 2:09

-K..
#3167
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Maian SOS SA elevator gayness.....
January 10, 2002, 02:47:00 AM
I am having a bit of a problem with first lift being called down when I get to it. Most of the time it still up the time and being really gay. I spoke to a couple of ntsc players and they said they get it called down every time, so I think this is a PAL problem or something.

Does anyone know any way to get the first lift called down consistently? I get the lift called down like 1/10 tries, and I do make the lift I usually get raped like a school girl on her first day of school.

Any help would be appreciated or something.

-K..ness
#3168
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Funky Buddha - Keefer - Red Bull - Sim Threat -Spawn - Wabs
January 08, 2002, 09:57:00 AM
Villa SA: 1:26

-K..
#3169
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Seriously, i mean it. get in the PD hub.
January 08, 2002, 07:21:00 AM
Matt why tell people to get in the pd hub, and then kick them out when they are in there?

-K..
#3170
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Post New PR's Here
January 08, 2002, 02:19:00 AM
Villa A: 1:13
Villa SA: 1:26

-K..
#3171
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Fucking Crash Site! :(
January 07, 2002, 10:47:00 PM
Yeah, the president is pretty lame.

-K..
#3172
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
January 07, 2002, 03:58:00 PM
Villa PA: 1:42

This run had such a high level of gayage http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">

-Karl
#3173
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
January 06, 2002, 10:38:00 AM
Villa PA: 1:44

I'm gonna absolutely rape this time like a slut tomorrow.

-Karl
#3174
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / A bit of challenge 20 ownage....
January 04, 2002, 07:15:00 PM
I'll post a strat later.

-K..
#3175
Archived General Chat / DRUGS!!!
January 04, 2002, 11:26:00 AM
I mean seriously, who the fuck drinks alcohol just for the taste?

If you are having problems with hangovers I suggest you drink a glass of water after every beer or shot or whatever. It will stop you from deohydrating and shit, and the hangover is nowhere near as bad and sometimes none at all.

And you can't really go to a party before hand and say you are only gonna drink this amount and no more. Cause when you actually get drunk you just don't give a shit anymore and drink as much as you can as fast as you can.

Meanwhile the main reason for throwing up is drinking the alcohol too fast. It doesn't affect you straight away, it creeps up on you and stays in your body for ages. Because of that, it's good to drink real slow and you'll end up the same way in the end anyway but way less chance of vomit. And drink the water too.

I think the 1 thing that I fucking hate the most about drinking is the fact that sometimes you can't remember a thing that happened the night before. Happened to me on christmas, I went to a party and can't really remember anything after like an hour of being there. And I can't think back to the party and laugh at funny shit that happened. At least I also forgot the hours of vomiting afterwards.

MJ is gay, I mean if you don't do it all the time it's not too bad. But otherwise it fucks you over. I think a lot of people think that MJ fucks up peoples brains. But the truth is, the people were already fucked up in the head in the first place and that's why they smoke it.

-K..
#3176
Archived Goldeneye / Post New Vids Here
January 04, 2002, 09:05:00 AM
K.. owns.

-K.. (aka sexy bitch)
#3177
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Post New PR's Here
January 04, 2002, 08:58:00 AM
Matt sucks.

-K..
#3178
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / A bit of challenge 20 ownage....
January 04, 2002, 08:52:00 AM
I'll tape a fast run and put it online when I get up to brisbane.

-K..
#3179
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / A bit of challenge 20 ownage....
January 04, 2002, 05:40:00 AM
Well shutting out the challenge is extremely hard in it's own right, let alone shutting it out in 2:53.

-K..
#3180
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / A bit of challenge 20 ownage....
January 04, 2002, 05:35:00 AM
Challenge 20 is the one in the sewers, you have a normal sim on your team and you are against a perfect sim. Pistols, one hit kills.

-K..
#3181
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / A bit of challenge 20 ownage....
January 04, 2002, 05:30:00 AM
http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">  @ greg

I own challenge 20. It would be cool if like people actually tried to beat this time.

-K..
#3182
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / A bit of challenge 20 ownage....
January 04, 2002, 05:05:00 AM
I hope that last post wasn't an insult (i.e showing a high level of gayness).

-K..
#3183
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / A bit of challenge 20 ownage....
January 04, 2002, 04:58:00 AM
I'm not argueing, I'm being serious.

Me = Serious
You = Think I'm being serious now cause you hurt my feelings or some shit, but in reality I'm being serious because this is a totally different topic, and you are being a total cunt in it.

-K..
#3184
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / A bit of challenge 20 ownage....
January 04, 2002, 04:49:00 AM
You see, there is a difference between just messing around, and actually REALLY being a complete faggot. What you are doing now, is being a complete faggot.

-K..
#3185
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / A bit of challenge 20 ownage....
January 04, 2002, 04:39:00 AM
Monkey spells just like jus and then corrects my spelling, when I didn't even care.

Going into other topics = Loserish. Just shows how much of a faggot you are. Seriously, all would agree that moving topics is just fucking gay.

-K..
#3186
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / A bit of challenge 20 ownage....
January 04, 2002, 04:28:00 AM
Hahaha he's gone into a different topic. What a loser.

-K..
#3187
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Maian SOS PA
January 04, 2002, 03:41:00 AM
poop

-K..

#3188
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / A bit of challenge 20 ownage....
January 04, 2002, 01:17:00 AM
I just shutout challenge 20 in 2 minutes and 53 seconds. A fair amount of amount right there.

-K..
#3189
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / ParagonX9 Read....
January 04, 2002, 12:39:00 AM
When Paragon got the NTSC WR he got a 58 elvis. To get the PAL record he needs a 54 elvis. Just because he is the best player in the world does not mean he will automatically take the WR. There are many levels that he does have the WR on, but he should though shouldn't he? I mean he is the best and there is no way in hell that anyone else in the entire world could beat him in ANY level.

Isn't that so true.

-K..
#3190
Archived General Chat / Capture Card Help
January 03, 2002, 02:09:00 AM
I have a capture card.

-K..
#3191
Archived Goldeneye / my total time
January 03, 2002, 01:53:00 AM
Mallow = King of all people who are gay.

-K..
#3192
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / ParagonX9 Read....
January 03, 2002, 01:43:00 AM
Paragon won't get the deep sea WR's.

And zwartjes using ntsc for other games doesn't have anything to do with this. His times were seperate from his PAL times.

Meanwhile I own.

I mean I know that it is not fair that each system has different advantages to the other, but that's life. But by using the other system you are just being hypocrits! I mean you COMPLAIN about us having the advantage, and then you go out and use our system. Now who has the advantage? And it's not like you don't have advantages of your own. You should just live with what you have and not complicate it anymore than it already is.

I don't think Paragon will use the PAL system anyway. He could improve other times and get more points and he doesn't need to, and he knows it.

Being best player in the world, then using both systems to get an unfair advantage over everyone else = GAY.

-K..

#3193
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / ParagonX9 Read....
January 01, 2002, 11:31:00 PM
I don't care that much cause like me>PD, but realistically it would be stupid for Paragon to get good PAL only times and to have them attribute to his points on the rankings.

He doesn't even need to, he's already number 1. I think it would really make him look bad. I think he should have 2 names, or the times should not go into the rankings at all, all he would get is the respect for getting PAL WR's if he actually can.

I think people that are very high up in the rankings like paragon should not use advantages that other people cannot use. I Think Paragon would lose a lot of respect if he did.

-K..
#3194
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Karl Jobst read...
January 01, 2002, 10:02:00 AM
K.. J.. is gay.

-K..
#3195
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / DIRECT CONNECT for PD vids. (EVERYONE READ!!!)
January 01, 2002, 10:01:00 AM
Matt is gay.

-K..
#3196
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / ParagonX9 Read....
January 01, 2002, 09:59:00 AM
Paragon is gay.

-K..
#3197
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / One Question...... (Well Multiple)
January 01, 2002, 09:58:00 AM
CaptZeebo is gay.

-K..
#3198
Archived General Chat / New WR???
January 01, 2002, 09:57:00 AM
It wouldn't be a world record, it would be an elite record, I'm sure that someone on another board somehwere else in the world has a longer nicknamy thingy bobby slutty hoey bitchy arsey thing.

-K..
#3199
Archived Goldeneye / Can you guys please do me a favour?
January 01, 2002, 09:53:00 AM
Thanks chodhe, it really means a lot to me that you think I deserve the SBOTY award. Even though it comes as no suprise to me as I am fully aware of my sexiness.

I assure though chodhe if there was a runners up trophy, it would go to you, though your sexiness does not compare to my own, it does not cease to amaze me that another human being has a sexyness level anywhere near mine.

-K..
#3200
Archived Goldeneye / PERFORM THE BLOODY RITUAL UPON ME!!!!
December 31, 2001, 10:29:00 PM
Aztec OOA ain't so bad cause you kill all the dudes.

-K..
#3201
Archived Goldeneye / my total time
December 31, 2001, 10:56:00 AM
M'kay...

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-K..
#3202
Archived Goldeneye / Cruise control?
December 31, 2001, 09:51:00 AM
What is controlling dude by auto dude walking mechanism thiny dooby dingy thingy gotcha cluthy running slutty thing?

-K..
#3203
Archived Goldeneye / Can you guys please do me a favour?
December 31, 2001, 09:48:00 AM
Oh and please vote me for POMFAHCSHB.....

-K..
#3204
Archived Goldeneye / Can you guys please do me a favour?
December 31, 2001, 09:47:00 AM
Can you please stop playing so I can gain more points, I'd appreciate it tonolots.

thanks.

-K..
#3205
Archived Goldeneye / IM BACK!!!!!!
December 31, 2001, 09:43:00 AM
I love you.

-K..ypie
#3206
Archived General Chat / I am the best f-zero X player in the southern hemisphere....
December 31, 2001, 09:39:00 AM
Damn right I am a sexy bitch chodhe, may I say that you look awfully sexy in that shirt? Your sexiness never ceases to turn me on......

K..>Northern hemisphere (non-sexy)

-K..
#3207
360/PS3/GC/PS2/Xbox/PSX, Etc / Gamecube is alright.....I guess.....
December 31, 2001, 05:17:00 AM
I mean I haven't played it or seen any pics or anything but it seems cool.

What would be good is if they like had better graphics or stuff like that.

-K..
#3208
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Who will be the first to pass Wouter in points?
December 31, 2001, 05:12:00 AM
K..>PD

-K..
#3209
Archived Goldeneye / Can I join?
December 31, 2001, 05:09:00 AM
Hi my name is K.., I just saw this site and I Was just wonderings if I could joined.

I have sweet times like such I got 54 on dams I do. And 12 secs serious I Dos too.

Can I joinsed?

-K..
#3210
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / December- 2K1's final *POM* [UPDATED!]
December 30, 2001, 06:24:00 AM
K.. for P.O.M
K.. for P.O.Y

K..>PD

-K..
#3211
Archived General Chat / I am the best f-zero X player in the southern hemisphere....
December 30, 2001, 02:42:00 AM
Me>Snap

-K..
#3212
Archived General Chat / Guitar Tabs
December 30, 2001, 02:39:00 AM
Juice monkey have you got aim or msn? I could send it to you if you like.

However I don't have it cause I'm on my dad's comp, if Craig still has it he could send it to me then I could send it to you.

Me>craig any day

-K..

#3213
Archived General Chat / Guitar Tabs
December 29, 2001, 11:39:00 AM
A song that I really like playing is sisters by steve vai, you can pick up a bit of that here:

www.vai.com/SightsSounds/sounds.html

Also Always with you always with me by joe satriana is not too hard (some tiny bits are very hard but it's just hammer-ons and pull-offs so it's not so bad) and sounds really good.

Most pappa roach stuff sounds good, get into that.

Most metallica solos are going to be too hard to play, however some nice good not so hard ones are enter sandman, fade to black, wherever I may roam, unforgiven I and II, and nothing else matters(very fun to play).

Realistically if it is JUST the guitar playing and nothing else you don't want to play a greenday song or anything cause they are real lame by themselves.

And craig fur elise is really, really easy hehe. Try something harder http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3214
Archived General Chat / Guitar Tabs
December 29, 2001, 11:20:00 AM
When I get up to brisbane I'm gonna tape myself playing and show all you guitar newbies how it's really done http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3215
Archived General Chat / Guitar Tabs
December 29, 2001, 11:19:00 AM
I just listened to his hotel california solo, that was shocking. Timing was out and a hell of a lot of notes were wrong. I have no idea what he did at the end.

A lot of the tabs I am seeing are wrong.

-K..
#3216
Archived General Chat / Guitar Tabs
December 29, 2001, 11:11:00 AM
I just listened to the guy playing the stairway to heaven solo, pretty damn crap.

I mean to people who don't play guitar is sounds good but I could do a lot better than that.

-K..
#3217
Archived General Chat / Guitar Tabs
December 29, 2001, 11:07:00 AM
I am good on the guitar, shock has my fade to black solo ownage on vid.

Meanwhile no one on this board will be able to play the master of puppets solo.

Meanwhile, I am probably around the same skill level as craig so bow down to me.

Meanwhile the guy at that tab site has just copied other tabs but changed them slightly(made them crappier) so it looks like he did a real good job for an amatuer.

-K..
#3218
Archived General Chat / Song of the Year?
December 29, 2001, 10:57:00 AM
Alien Ant farm - Smooth Criminal

Biggest song in australia this year anyway.

I like chop suey. Rap is music. This should be rated on the amount of copies sold.

Linkin park own, and so does pappa roach(best band ever)

-K..
#3219
Archived General Chat / I am the best f-zero X player in the southern hemisphere....
December 29, 2001, 07:22:00 AM
meanwhile I'd own all of you bitches like........um......bitches.

You just think about that for a second, yeah, cry, cry like the little bitches you are.

look at me, I SAID LOOK AT ME!!! Are you talking to me? I said are you talking to me?

Well I am the only little bitch(es)(i.e northern hemisphere bitch ass) here aren't I?

No, I am here.

Oh, no, it's doctor little bitch hoe from the western hemisphere.

*shits pants and faints*

-K..

#3220
Archived General Chat / I am the best f-zero X player in the southern hemisphere....
December 29, 2001, 07:00:00 AM
Yeah, i know I rule.

E.g. I am good

i.e better than you

-K..
#3221
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Karl Jobst read...
December 29, 2001, 12:21:00 AM
IMO, the biggest fluke is my runway SA run......actually, that was all skill.

-K..
#3222
Archived General Chat / I am the best f-zero X player in the southern hemisphere....
December 29, 2001, 12:07:00 AM
Oh, too bad dave is in the northern hemisphere. Looks like I still own all your bitch ass's.

K..>northern hemisphere bitch ass's

yeah, think about it.

-K..
#3223
Archived General Chat / I am the best f-zero X player in the southern hemisphere....
December 19, 2001, 12:12:00 AM
Heh, you guys know nothing. I mean death race shows nothing for your overall skill. Yeah you go in a straight line and use the side attack real skill involved there.

Try and beat my white Land 2 time of 52.???(derek has vid). Now there is actual skill.

Plus Phil is in the northern hemisphere so suck it.

Meanwhile I rule, and am the best in the southern hemisphere. Plus I have acceptable times on all other levels, besides the jack cup levels I doubt anyone beats one of my times.

Yeah so like I am good.

-K..

BTW, my death race time was like 52 secs a couple of years ago and I haven't tried to beat it cause death race is very gay and does not show the skill needed in order to get fast times on the actual races.

Meanwhile Jimmy is the best in the world, but he is not in the southern hemisphere so he can just suck it right in the balls.

Meanwhile all yous can suck it.

Please suck it.

I really want you to suck it.

...

Suck it.

#3224
Archived General Chat / I am the best f-zero X player in the southern hemisphere....
December 14, 2001, 12:04:00 AM
Suck it.

-K..
#3225
Archived General Chat / Death Test - Come One Come All
December 13, 2001, 10:17:00 PM
Hmm.....I took it and it said I was gonna die on the 14th of december 2001 at the age of 15 http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">

-K..
#3226
Archived Goldeneye / WOUTER!!!!(stuff is up...but server isn't...who knows what')
December 13, 2001, 01:33:00 AM
When I see all of the vids, I am going to rape the times like a slut.

-K..
#3227
Archived Goldeneye / It's raining men..........
December 05, 2001, 03:58:00 AM
Meanwhile I got the net back, and I am on summer holidays until the 27th of january.

Meanwhile I am going to rape the caverns SA WR like a slut and get 1:23........maybe......

-K..
#3228
Archived Goldeneye / !!!Archives 16 secret strat from BiLlThEfOd!!!!
November 30, 2001, 12:57:00 AM
This topic shouldn't even be on this message board. Obviously this guy is lying. He is a n00b and thinks that we would believe him cause he sucks arse pubes.

Just ignore people like this. He is so obviously lying it's not funny. And to think that people actually sat there for longer than 0.2758 of a second to think about whether or not this guy is telling the truth is just rediculous.

Shame on you people, shame, shame, shame.

-K..
#3229
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Time saver on G5 Building.
November 29, 2001, 07:25:00 PM
Pretty good idea but I tried and I couldn't raise the camspy that high.

Meanwhile if the opening cinema is the meeting and you have already done that objective you could do it. However, if you get there as fast as you would need to in order to have any chance of breaking the WR, the guard wouldn't see the dude die because he would be on the stairs, and it wouldn't save any time at all. Unless you were able to magically make the guy walk faster and see the guy die and then open the door. Or you could find a way to make the camspy go up that high even though I tried it and it's not possible at all cause I tried it and didn't work because when I tried it I couldn't raise the campsy that high because it didn't reach the hole maybe cause the levetation device is shit or something and doesn't go up that high. I know this cause I tried it and I couldn't do it.

-K..
#3230
Archived Goldeneye / Yeah...I'm offline for a while again.....
November 25, 2001, 11:34:00 PM
My step dad found porn on the computer, I have no idea how it got there, but in any case he took the internet away. I have no idea when I"m getting it back, I think they are looking into getting a porn site blocker or something even though it won't do any good because I get all my porn from d/l programs like imesh and morhpeus.

Yeah well.....in the mean time I'm writing a perfect dark FAQ/Walkthrough. It's gonna fucking own all other faqs. It's gonna be over a meg probably when it's finished. Yeah so that will keep me busy for a few months/years. During this time I will not play goldeneye....maybe.....

-K..
#3231
Archived Goldeneye / Greg and Derek=luckysonsuvbitches
November 20, 2001, 02:21:00 AM
If my step dad broke my 64 I would pick up the 70 cm TV and smash it over his skull.

-K..
#3232
Archived Goldeneye / Post new PR's here
November 19, 2001, 08:08:00 AM
Facility SA: 1:00

Lame http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">

-K..
#3233
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Where's FB's credit?!?!
November 19, 2001, 02:42:00 AM
Let's not all forget who first discovered the trick http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)">

-K..
#3234
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Revival of Goldeneye Deathmatch
November 17, 2001, 05:41:00 AM
Pfft you didn't even read it genesics, this is not meant for the goldeneye board.

I already knew GE owns PD http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3235
Archived Goldeneye / READ now to be ADDED
November 16, 2001, 11:22:00 PM
He is lying for sure, and I think the 2 MTW people are the same person.

I mean people ask him how he got the times, and he goes "yeah I got 17 with a bit of luck, the other times are crap cause they are a minute from the WR". That is major n00b talk. There is no way this guy got those times.

I think Derek is right about this n00b presuming that 17 was the easiest WR and that we wouldn't think it was out of the ordinary that a new person could get it.

The bottom line is, until he proves it, he is not going to get added. That's it, no if's or but's. Proof = added.

-K..
#3236
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I can't get 0:03 on the Duel. SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!!
November 16, 2001, 08:26:00 PM
What's the deal with everyone saying you MUST pause at 0.10!!! I mean you can pause at 0.5 and still get the 3 secs.

Get over 0.10!!!!!

-K..
#3237
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / How long have you played PD?
November 15, 2001, 05:24:00 PM
Actually I was just talking out of my arse......

My real timer is at 8 days and 2 hours.

-K..
#3238
Archived Goldeneye / Facility not saving times--a new puzzle
November 15, 2001, 03:32:00 AM
I saw one spelling mistake and one error in the grammar.

That's not including the fact that I don't think gramatical is even a real word.

-K..
#3239
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / The HAPPY HAPPY question topic for newbies to post in.
November 15, 2001, 02:11:00 AM
Here's a though, do n00bs even know what a n00b is? I don't think they would.

-K..
#3240
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / How long have you played PD?
November 14, 2001, 04:50:00 AM
I've played 27 days and 13 hours and 54 minutes and 13 seconds.

-K..
#3241
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / History, Rare Ranks fully updated!
November 12, 2001, 07:31:00 AM
I mean I got into the 5 minutes club way before Darkest matt, why am I placed after, that sucks, majorly, I am so pissed.

In conlusion, I own, and I should be before darkest matt or something http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3242
Archived Goldeneye / 54-dam-question..
November 12, 2001, 07:26:00 AM
Update in the near future is possible but improbable.

-K..
#3243
Archived Goldeneye / OMG, this is bullshit!
November 12, 2001, 06:32:00 AM
One time I died while protecting Natalya! Damn and I would have beaten my OOA time by a full minute or something.

-K..
#3244
Archived Goldeneye / Who is going to go for 23?
November 11, 2001, 05:30:00 PM
I don't think CC can turn corners as fast. It's got nothing to do with speed, it's the turning speed.

If CC didn't push up on the control stick and used it just like 1.2 it would turn the same speed, but in wouters case and I'm sure a few others the control stick wouldn't be going full speed forward unless you push forward as well. And if you are pushing forward as well as turning there is no way of turning as fast without losing speed.

-K..
#3245
Archived Goldeneye / Who is going to go for 23?
November 10, 2001, 03:31:00 AM
With cruise it would have to be a perfect run and 6 boosts, a good run will require 7 boosts.

With 1.2 it would have to be a perfect run and 5 boosts, and 6 boosts for a good run.

Randy said he had good runs that were 6 boosts and still had 24 though.

Unless wouter uses 1.2 I don't think he will get it.

-K..
#3246
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / PDEPT Poll
November 09, 2001, 10:27:00 PM
I"ll go with 9.34 GB.

http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">  @ Greg's 2300 GB

-K..

#3247
Archived Goldeneye / Karl
November 09, 2001, 09:46:00 PM
http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)">

-K..
#3248
Archived Goldeneye / Who is going to go for 23?
November 09, 2001, 06:10:00 PM
Now that I just got it, who else is going to actually attempt it?

Some notes, I don't think wouter will get it unless he wants to learn 1.2.

This time will be EXTREMELY hard with cruise control, I mean, I played with cruise control for at least 10 hours, then I play with 1.2 and get it straight away. I think that is more than a coincidence.

Especially with wouter's control stick it will be hard with cruise.

So I think only the 1.2 god players will get this time. Like me http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3249
Archived Goldeneye / um......23 runway sa first try.....
November 09, 2001, 05:55:00 PM
I don't know if I'll be going for anymore times at all in the very near future. I guess it was just that I had 23 secs spare http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

The times I HOPE to get though are.......

48 facility A
1:19 dam SA
1:52 surface 1 SA and OOA

I'll work on the front section first......

-K..
#3250
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Defection 0:06??
November 09, 2001, 05:46:00 PM
Hehe renemesis's sigs are being screwed all the time by the people pasting after him.

-K..
#3251
Archived Goldeneye / um......23 runway sa first try.....
November 09, 2001, 06:27:00 AM
Yep http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)">

-K..
#3252
Archived Goldeneye / um......23 runway sa first try.....
November 09, 2001, 06:21:00 AM
Well because I got it so early into my playing I didn't tape it http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">  I was just warming up and I didn't want to waste tape.

I started to hold a grenade just before I got key, then after I turned the corner once I got out the hut I looked at the ground and threw the grenade so it exploded behind me but not taking away much health.

Then I threw up 2 grenades, got boosted once.

Then I started holding grenade, got hit by drone, threw grenade.

Then I got hit twice really close together just before I pressed B on the plane.

So 5 boosts.

Oh, and I also got the run on tape.
#3253
Archived Goldeneye / um......23 runway sa first try.....
November 09, 2001, 02:59:00 AM
Yeah I just played pd for about 15 minutes, put in goldeneye and got 23 runway SA.

Pretty easy if you ask me.

-K..
#3254
Archived Goldeneye / Valentin Zuckovsky -arms dealer
November 07, 2001, 05:44:00 PM
Post your new PR's in the Post your new PR's here topic, and only in the Post your new PR's here topic.

-K..
#3255
Archived Goldeneye / cruise control style
November 07, 2001, 05:36:00 PM
Read what he said again and don't assume what he said.

-K..
#3256
Archived Goldeneye / Runway 00:22!
November 07, 2001, 05:32:00 PM
Actually I made it look like I got 20 seconds. And I also had 20000 shots, 20000 head hits, body hits, and limb hits http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3257
Archived Goldeneye / Latest minimums
November 05, 2001, 05:41:00 PM
Actually I think the control mins should be lowered. Because it takes me an extra 10-15 seconds to do the beginning on SA and OOA than it does on Agent. Then the rest of the level should be basically the same.

-K..
#3258
Archived Goldeneye / A challenge for Wouter Jansen lol ^_^
November 05, 2001, 07:55:00 AM
Wait a minute, I'm not sure but I think I may have been lieing in that last post......

-K..
#3259
Archived Goldeneye / A challenge for Wouter Jansen lol ^_^
November 05, 2001, 07:53:00 AM
Wait I think I did it once....

let me try.......

Yep, I can do it easy, I don't know why everyone thinks it's impossible.

-K..
#3260
Archived Goldeneye / Latest minimums
November 05, 2001, 03:54:00 AM
K for people who want to make smart ass comments about things that I have years more experience with, how about you actually ask me about the times you think aren't possible, instead of saying something that means nothing and makes you look like a n00b. Do you think I just randomly insert numbers without even thinking about what I am writing?

*looks at adam*

I am assuming that it is possible to get a grenade off one of the guards on the way to the dam area with the 3 towers. Then with the last tower lob the grenade from a fair distance away and make it explode just outside the tower wall destroying the alarm. That could save a good amount of time, I don't know how much which is why I added the question mark. That goes for OOA too...

-K..
#3261
Archived Goldeneye / PAL 'n NTSC
November 05, 2001, 02:10:00 AM
I think it's because the PAL players are..........GOOD.....

-K..
#3262
Archived Goldeneye / Latest minimums
November 05, 2001, 02:03:00 AM
Dam: 53/1:10?/1:56?
Facility: 47/0:56/0:56
Runway: 22/23/38
Surface 1: 1:04/1:51/1:51
Bunker 1: 17/23/1:09?
Silo: 1:03/1:12/1:32?
Frigate: 24/1:09?/1:12?
Surface 2: 51/53/1:30
bunker 2: 25/51/1:09
Statue: 2:26/2:26/2:26
Archives: 17/56/56
Depot: 27/45/52
Train: 1:08/1:43/2:10
jungle: 53/57/57
Control: 4:03?/4:17/4/17
Caverns: 1:02/1:23/1:35
Cradle: 36/38/38
Aztec: 1:50/1:55/1:59
Egypt: 48/48/48

Those might get some people thinking http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3263
Archived Goldeneye / Post new one-handed PRs here
October 31, 2001, 05:53:00 PM
I think we should make the rule that the ONLY part of the body that you can use is one of your hands. Using your toes and faces is cheating.

-K..
#3264
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Where the hell did these points come from???
October 23, 2001, 05:00:00 AM
A few people must have been deleted.

-K..
#3265
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / DarkestMatt_Sim Threat_Shadow Zero_Shock_MLM_Falcon
October 23, 2001, 04:56:00 AM
Deep Sea Agent: 2:35

GAY! This time should have been 2 secs faster....

-K..
#3266
Archived Goldeneye / An interesting fact
October 22, 2001, 05:44:00 PM
Because Expert is evil......EVIL I TELLS YA!!

-K..
#3267
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Proof that Joanna is a ghost....
October 22, 2001, 07:59:00 AM
I think we all know who the sexiest polygon is......

.....

-K..
#3268
Archived Goldeneye / look, it's the GE-mobile;)
October 22, 2001, 03:42:00 AM
Australia>America>Afganistan

-K..
#3269
Archived Goldeneye / Vacation = less WRs?
October 22, 2001, 03:35:00 AM
Either tell what the tricks to save 4-6 seconds are, or I will get 1:19 on dam SA and 1:04 on surface 1 Agent.

Your choice.....

-K..
#3270
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / (Ultimate?) PD Quiz
October 20, 2001, 03:03:00 AM
The answer to the question about how many shots it could take to finish maian sos on PA is ONE.

Paragon said the answer was zero because you just use proxy dragons. But you can't use proxy's at the start, and you need to shoot a guard with the physcosis gun to make him open the door.

I am good or something.

-K..
#3271
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / How do you all improve your times?
October 20, 2001, 12:36:00 AM
Yeah if you have all the Wr's for every level up to War I wouldn't play through the whole game to try and improve your War time.

-K..
#3272
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / (Ultimate?) PD Quiz
October 20, 2001, 12:34:00 AM
Yeah I fucked up on a couple of questions so sue me.

-K..
#3273
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / (Ultimate?) PD Quiz
October 20, 2001, 12:31:00 AM
1. 7:07 pellegic SA
2. Take the bike...
3. Never heard of it, don't have a clue http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">
4. I'll guess 0 because that's what everyone else said....
5. Don't know what official means.....
6. 3 kills, 1 for each objective...
7. Know the answer, not going to give it away (i.e Paragon told me...)
8. Well let's see, 5 pillars. 1/5 for first pillar, 1/4 for 2nd, 1/3 for 3rd. 5 x 4 x 3 = 1/60 chance.
9. 3 guards after the 2 cloaked room, then after you drop the camspy there are 3 guards there. I say 6.
10. hmm....perhaps villa with the panels and stuff, haven't tried any. Couldn't bother trying any.
11. don't have a clue.
12. don't have a clue.
13. don't have a clue.
14. getting the play as elvis cheat.
15. wouldn't have a clue.

I am like good or something.

-K..
#3274
Archived Goldeneye / Derek........
October 18, 2001, 03:55:00 AM
I have held the record for 43 of the levels. That puts me ahead of sterling for the most records held/shared.

-K..
#3275
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / 1:42:00! Wow...
October 15, 2001, 06:46:00 AM
I thought the fastest the elite ever took off one minute is when I owned deep sea SA http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)">

-K..
#3276
Archived General Chat / Elite Chess Tournament?
October 13, 2001, 07:33:00 AM
That would be really, really cool if we would organise that. And I could rule supreme with my extraordinary chess markmanship http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

-K..
#3277
Archived General Chat / OWNAGE! :)
October 13, 2001, 06:48:00 AM
I just unleashed some more ownage on Eise Smit http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Then after I owned him at chess I owned his friend at checkers http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

-K..
#3278
Archived General Chat / OWNAGE! :)
October 13, 2001, 03:31:00 AM
I just owned Greg Lavery in chess http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  

So yeah I must be like good or something http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">  

Who's next.....

-K..
#3279
Archived General Chat / Lanky007.......
October 11, 2001, 03:19:00 AM
So, I hear you are quite the chess player. Well, I'd like to challenge you to a game http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  You just say the time and place (preferably yahoo) and I'm there.

Anyone else wanna give me a game just ask......

-K..
#3280
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / ALL AUSTRALIAN PLAYERS POST HERE....
October 09, 2001, 06:22:00 PM
Should be........

There will be several TV's in use and with 64's and gamecubes so lots of playing. If we need more TV's we will get more TV's.......

-K..
#3281
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / DarkestMatt_Sim Threat_Shadow Zero_Shock_MLM_Falcon
October 09, 2001, 07:15:00 AM
um........

3:16 deep sea SA
1:47 villa PA

um........

yeah I Think that is all.....

K..>NTSC>expert

-K..
#3282
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / ALL AUSTRALIAN PLAYERS POST HERE....
October 09, 2001, 07:13:00 AM
K..>The Avalanches

-K..
#3283
Archived Goldeneye / An interesting fact
October 09, 2001, 06:51:00 AM
K..>Pal>cheese>Wouter>NTSC>Expert...

-K..
#3284
Archived Goldeneye / THAT'S IT I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!!!!!
October 09, 2001, 05:54:00 AM
Yay http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

What a pleasant start to this new goldeneye venture. I just got my first anus time of 49 on facility Agent http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3285
Archived Goldeneye / THAT'S IT I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!!!!!
October 09, 2001, 04:49:00 AM
Hehe thanks.

I have some anus times I need to get.

-K..
#3286
Archived Goldeneye / THAT'S IT I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!!!!!
October 09, 2001, 02:36:00 AM
Man I can't take it anymore I have to start playing GE again. It's just like one day I am sitting there and then I think SHIT I WANNA PLAY GE!!!!!

So yeah that's it I am back into it now.

-K..
#3287
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Getting ready for some Villa OWNAGE......
October 08, 2001, 03:02:00 AM
I am going to rape this level bad. First I am going for the PA record. Really the speed you need to get this record ain't that fast, it's just that the guards can fuck you up, the snipers don't die, you miss that arsehole hacker, and you got nervous and fuck up on the last section in the wine cellar.

Well so far I have gotten a REALLY GAY 1:47 where I totally fucked myself over in the last section and I was also slow on some other parts......

Anyways gotta get back to playing and get at least 1:43 (hoping for 1:41).

-K..
#3288
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / ALL AUSTRALIAN PLAYERS POST HERE....
October 08, 2001, 01:22:00 AM
I give it to the end of the year and by that time I will be the #1 Australian PD player and also the #1 GE player in the world.

No joke......... http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3289
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Shit in hell...... INV SA ESSENTIAL READ! OMG!
October 07, 2001, 04:25:00 AM
In conclusion......

K..>All

-K..
#3290
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / ALL AUSTRALIAN PLAYERS POST HERE....
October 07, 2001, 04:21:00 AM
http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">  @ FB

I SHOULD be going to Cleveland high school if I am lucky. I'll be in grade 11 at that time.

I am 15 turning 16 next Feb.

And I rule, beyond belief.

-K..
#3291
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / ALL AUSTRALIAN PLAYERS POST HERE....
October 06, 2001, 09:47:00 PM
Well, ok then thanks.

Might as well say where I live.........

Until the end of the year I will live in Geelong Vic, then next year I will live around the redland bay area in Brisbane QLD.

-K..
#3292
Archived Goldeneye / strats
October 06, 2001, 08:37:00 AM
My strats own sterlings walkthrough http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Like, they are outdated, but good for beginners, best for beginners, yet you can still get very good times with the walkthroughs. And it's not just OOA!!!!!!

-K..
#3293
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / w00t!
October 05, 2001, 01:04:00 AM
Better http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3294
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / w00t!
October 04, 2001, 10:55:00 PM
Dude, it's NOW I find myself in quesion, not, never find myself in quesiton.

-K..

p.s linkin park rules

#3295
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Getting ready for some OWNAGE tonight :)
October 04, 2001, 08:13:00 PM
I Am currently in Sydney staying with my dad and I just found out that Funky Buddha lives around that area too. So, he is gonna come around to my dad's house tonight and get some ownage on his arse http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Is there anything that hasn't been proven that needs to be proven?

-K..
#3296
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / ALL AUSTRALIAN PLAYERS POST HERE....
October 04, 2001, 12:41:00 AM
And from the start of next yeah I WILL be living around the Redland Bay area forever http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3297
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / ALL AUSTRALIAN PLAYERS POST HERE....
October 04, 2001, 12:38:00 AM
That is very sweet, do you guys know about the get together happening next year in the winter holidays?

The people that might be going so far are....

Me
Matthijs
Shock
DarkesttMatt
The Coes
My friend Greg
I remember and Adam that lived around Capalaba....

And hopefully you guys too.....

-K..
#3298
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / ALL AUSTRALIAN PLAYERS POST HERE....
October 04, 2001, 12:30:00 AM
I need all australia players to post here and tell me exactly where they live. Suburb, city and State.

Thanks.

-K..
#3299
Archived Goldeneye / ALL AUSTRALIAN PLAYERS POST HERE....
October 04, 2001, 12:28:00 AM
Everyone who lives in Australia please post here and say exactly where you live. Like, suburb, city and state.

Thanks.

-K..
#3300
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / CI-Defence
October 03, 2001, 10:03:00 PM
hmm.........

1. You don't get the devestator on agent.
2. PD boosts do shit all for saving time.
3. I don't think you get the devestator on agent.
4. 54 is possible without boosting yourself.

-K..
#3301
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Post PAL WR's and PR's here
October 03, 2001, 10:15:00 AM
The lift should be closing at least by 20.5 if you want a time of 56 secs. You're ending must be sucking a bit, probably in the firing range.

-K..
#3302
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Chicago A 0:16!!!! w00t!!!!!
October 03, 2001, 03:52:00 AM
I was the -5th person to get 16 secs on Anas agent.

-K..
#3303
Archived Goldeneye / THIS MB SUCKS AND SO DO U!!
October 03, 2001, 03:19:00 AM
...
#3304
Archived Goldeneye / THIS MB SUCKS AND SO DO U!!
October 03, 2001, 03:18:00 AM
...

FUCK! That pisses me off SO MUCH........

hmm......That different language shit is bullshit. I think it should be banned from the boards. You wanna use a different language start another board. You wanna say something you only want one person to hear, e-mail them.

...

-K..
#3305
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Post PAL WR's and PR's here
October 03, 2001, 12:09:00 AM
hmm........I just got 3:16 on Deep Sea SA but I totally fucked the run up. I mean, elvis got the to teleportal room at 1:06, but I was killing the guards so I didn't leave till 2:08. Then the whole run was just crap. None of the doors where open for me and at the end I pressed B on the door but it didn't open costing me a sec.

So yeah the WR will be mine.

-K..
#3306
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Gadget training WR's.....Greg........
September 29, 2001, 03:01:00 AM
So.........

Are there any vids? Anyone taped any runs? Are there going to be any vids in the future?

Is not pressing pause the ONLY rule? Can you use glitches like making the lights come on for the night Vision goggles without hitting the switch?

Any walkthroughs out? I need help on a couple. Or perhaps you could give me a few strats. I'll be playing a bit so I'll tell you my PB's in a day or 2, and I'll ask for help.

Also, any chance of you listing more times than just the WR's for the rankings? It would be good if you did.

I also got a couple of good Holo times too. I got 5.58 on Holo 2, and I also got 6.68 on Holo 6. So yeah......

back to gadgets I also got 6.86 on Night Vision.....heh....

-K..
#3307
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Perfect Dark for speed suxxxx...............
September 29, 2001, 02:53:00 AM
Here's an idea, don't just go and post that you quit just cause you find the game boring at the present time. I haven't played goldeneye for 2 months now, does that mean I quit? Of course it doesn't, because I know that I Am going to go straight back to the game and then for no reason I'll be playing the game 5 hours a day, after not playing the game for 3 months because I thought it was boring.

-K..
#3308
Archived Goldeneye / Caverns 00 misfortune!
September 28, 2001, 12:48:00 AM
I think I am trying to send a much broader message than just that i don't think 2:59 is good. BTW it's not like the time sucks, but it's way below your potential. And now that you have this time of 2:59 you are just going to stop playing? I mean you were posting about having lots of health and going real fast at the end but fucking up. Then you just quit? Why try something and then after 10 quit with nothing to show for it? If you are actually going to try for something that hard you have to go through with it. Now that you went a slower way, and have got this time, it makes you think why do I need to keep playing? Now you are stuck with 2:59, and you don't want to play anymore. If you kept with the harder strat, maybe it would have taken you longer to get, but your end result will be 2:20 or 2:30, which is at least 30 secs faster.

And the fact that Derek is not in the top 20 means shit all. That's why not many people make much of an improvement in the rankings. They think that because they have a crap rank that they won't be able to get any good times. How are you supposed to make a move when you always settle for the 20th fastest time just because you are ranked 20th on the rankings?

And if you have hopes of becoming a really good player and getting really good times you can just forget that if you always look for the easiest way, which will always be slower. Sometimes you have to play for 20 hours to get a time, but in the end you will be laughing because you'll have this fucking awesome time, and everyone else who looked for the easy way out and only played the level for 20 minutes will be way behind you. You have to finish the level right then, or you'll be looking at a mediocre time one day, and you'll want to improve it, but then you think, 'gees I have already played that level for ages and didn't get anywhere, I couldn't be bothered playing it again.'

I have nothing against Derek, this arguement isn't even about 'DEREK'. It's about the fact that he is settling for a time that is way below his potential when he was so close to getting a really good time but just decided to quit.

And I really meant it when I asked why do you think the time is good. I wanna know.

-K..
#3309
Archived Goldeneye / Caverns 00 misfortune!
September 27, 2001, 07:40:00 PM
What I don't like is when people use a hard strat, get REAL close to getting a really good time, then say fuck it I'll just use the crappy slower strat, and get a time that is WAY slower than what I could personally achieve if I just played the harder strat some more and got better at it.

Take my Caverns WRs. First I get 2:55, and I think that is pretty good when I got it, only because it was the WR. Then Tim gets 2:49, and I think damn that run must have been PERFECT. Then I watch my vid of 2:55 and I think SHIT, I SUCKED on that run! So then I play the level some more and find out some new things and a new strat. I play a bit and get 2:45. And I'm happy with it you know, it's the WR at the time. Then Steve Foy comes along and says he will beat my time. I don't want to let him do that, so I watch my vid again, and once again I see that the run sucked. There were so many mistakes, so many places I could have gone faster. So I played again and got better, learnt some new stuff and then got 2:34.

Now I started realising the mistakes of my runs more and thinking of where I could of gone faster. Even though this was a WR by 9 secs, and everyone else was way behind, I wasn't happy with it because there were places where I really could have gone faster. Even though I already had the WR by a lot, I still played the level, and got 2:14 pretty easily.

Because I looked past the fact that my time was a WR and actually studied the run and saw where I Could have gone faster, the WR is now 2:08. Because of Wouter's attitude today we have WR's like 1:41 on silo OOA, 2:05 on Dam OOA, 1:58 on Streets OOA and SA, 1:03 on Caverns agent, and 42 seconds on cradle SA, which were all WR's but wouter saw that he could improve them and he did.

Tell me Derek, why EXACTLY do you think your 2:59 is good? Is it because it is 9th place? Is it because you tried for a long time? Is it because you got frustrated at the game and now that you have this time you think it's good enough because you don't have to play anymore? Mabye it's because 3:01 was once the WR. I remember when the Control OOA record was 5:01. I remember when 2:29 was the statue's WRs. I assume that 1 min was once the Dam A record. Does that make the time good? ......

I have to get ready to go rock climbing. I'll continue this conversation when I get back. http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3310
Archived Goldeneye / Caverns 00 misfortune!
September 26, 2001, 09:35:00 PM
You can't compare your time to others and determine whether or not your time is good just because it is better than their's. As wouter said, say everyone had 1000 seconds on dam agent, then you got 999 seconds and that was a WR. Does that mean that your time is good?

Of course 2:59 is good compared to the thousands of other people who have tried, but you have to look at your time alone and not judge it by other times.

I can rightly say that 2:14 wasn't really all that good, sure it had its good parts, but it also sucked in some parts, and it's the parts that sucked that make me unhappy with the time. Even though it may be 2nd in the world, I am not happy with it.

*slightly changes subject*

When you look at it plainly, most of the people in the GE Elite suck at Caverns. Look at the rankings....it's like 9 people have under 3 mins, and getting under 3 mins is EASY. You know why most people suck at caverns? It's because of FEAR. I'd like to know exactly how many people have actually tried my strat, or a strat similar to it in order to try and get under 3 mins. It's probably the same amount of people who have actually gotten under 3 mins.

People are so scared of dieing that they don't even TRY to copy my strat. It's just a game! It's not like you are dieing in real life too. Just have a go, you'll be suprised in how far you get. I bet if EVERYONE copied my strat there would be 30 people with under 3 mins, and everyone else wouldn't be far behind.

Because people are scared they don't try the hard strats, and they don't get the good times, even if they have the ability to. So most of the times on caverns OOA suck.

This also goes for Aztec and Control too. Hardly anyone REALLY tries to go fast. Most people try to be too careful and they always go really slow. And then they wonder why people go so fast. And people automatically assume that because a time beats 90% of the people, that it is a good time, but really the fact is, 90% of the people have a shit time because they were too scared to take chances.

-K..
#3311
Archived Goldeneye / Why are the people in this elite called by their real names?
September 23, 2001, 06:55:00 PM
Nick names don't give the players half the credit they deserve.

-K..
#3312
Archived Goldeneye / longest standing WR?
September 21, 2001, 01:03:00 AM
*thinks back*

Bunker 1 Agent
Depot A
Runway SA

I am pretty sure they are the top 3.

-K..
#3313
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / DarkestMatt's Day off School
September 19, 2001, 02:18:00 AM
*eagerly awaits tape from Matt* http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3314
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Sucram Rules
September 17, 2001, 05:41:00 PM
K..>Midgets in Bikinishttp://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/grin.gif ALT=">D"> ark Avenger>Sucrum>Expert

-K..
#3315
Archived Goldeneye / one goal to start my new goldeneye career...
September 11, 2001, 01:05:00 AM
The last few days I have been playing runway SA in an attempt to get 23. I will get it, oh yes, I will get it. Only after I get 23 seconds on Runway SA will I start going for other times. I will play at least 2 hours of Runway SA every day until I achieve my goal.

With my strat it's pretty easy to get 5 boosts and if I am lucky I can get 6 boosts. I think it might take a min of 6 boosts to get 23, but if I strafe REALLY good I could probably make it with 5 boosts.

Yeah so expect 23 secs soon.

8===D0: Just touch it, just touch it.....

-K..
#3316
Archived Goldeneye / MY FUCKED UP STEP DAD!!!!!!!!!!!
September 06, 2001, 09:15:00 PM
What? So if I get pissed off when my step dad gets rid of the internet for some fucked up reason that means that the internet runs my life?

And my Step dad's arsiness goes way beyond just taking away the internet, he is a faggot about everything.

BTW Michael Wheat is just a friend of mine http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3317
Archived Goldeneye / ok well I am back and here are my New times!
September 06, 2001, 12:19:00 AM
Even if Sterling REALLY tried he could never get back ahead of me. I'm just..........too good http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3318
Archived Goldeneye / MY FUCKED UP STEP DAD!!!!!!!!!!!
September 06, 2001, 12:07:00 AM
Fuck me, this is really starting to fucking piss me off. Now my step dad has taken the internet away from me!!!

This is so bullshit, I didn't really even do anything wrong or bad this time. Fucking hell.

I am posting this from school, because my step dad cut off the net and didn't even let me go on and tell everyone I was going. He is such a faggot, he says all this shit about how I have to EARN the internet.

He was already keeping me off the net for 3 days of the week and he is still carrying on about how I use the internet too much.

I have no idea when I will get the internet back, and I couldn't be fucked talking to my parents.

I am going to Sydney to see my dad in 2 weeks and I'll ask him if he could pay for the internet. Then if he does my step dad can't do shit about it cause he is not paying for it.

Yeah so that's that.

P.S Michael Wheat is a FAGGOT!!!!!

-K..
#3319
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Where does that 1 min go in Deep Sea PAL A and SA??
August 30, 2001, 05:36:00 PM
It's all skill.

-K..
#3320
Archived Goldeneye / I am retiring from goldeneye.....
August 30, 2001, 02:49:00 AM
Soon.....And when I do I will kick some serious arse http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3321
Archived Goldeneye / I am retiring from goldeneye.....
August 30, 2001, 02:09:00 AM
Just kidding http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3322
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Attack Ship A/SA
August 29, 2001, 05:32:00 PM
Download a vid.

-K..
#3323
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
August 29, 2001, 07:47:00 AM
Deep Sea Agent: 2:36

Karl>Sucram>Expert

-Karl
#3324
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / DarkestMatt_Sim Threat_Shadow Zero_Shock_MLM_Falcon
August 29, 2001, 07:45:00 AM
Deep Sea Agent: 2:36

K..>Carnski and Phil http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3325
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / All vids from Phil, Carnski and me online!
August 29, 2001, 07:42:00 AM
I can make cool vids. I mean my attack ship vid was 8 meg plus it was still pretty damn good quality, so I could go even smaller than that easily.

-K..
#3326
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / All vids from Phil, Carnski and me online!
August 29, 2001, 02:24:00 AM
THEY ARE TOO FUCKING BIG!!!!!!!

Man there is no way I'm downloading any of them. Can't you make smaller vids or what?

-K..
#3327
Archived Goldeneye / Sadly, College is rushing in
August 28, 2001, 04:06:00 AM
Sterling doesn't have any new times.

-K..
#3328
Archived Goldeneye / Sadly, College is rushing in
August 27, 2001, 05:30:00 PM
I will start playing shortly.

-K..
#3329
Archived Goldeneye / Need help with Dam :54 :(
August 27, 2001, 01:46:00 AM
If you are going for 54 you should get 55's nearly EVERY time.

Also how can we help you if we don't even know how you are doing it in the first place? If you don't tell us what you are doing we can't tell you what you are doing wrong.

-K..
#3330
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / A MUST download......
August 25, 2001, 11:34:00 PM
65.29.214.22/PD/K../attackship222PAL.rm    

This is my new attack ship agent vid. It is a new strat that I created and I think that every GOOD perfect player should be using this strat from now on.

Anyone should be able to get a new time with this, and all the good players should get AT LEAST 2:22 with it easily.

-K..
#3331
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / That's that......
August 25, 2001, 05:56:00 AM
What's love got to do, got to do with it.......

-K..
#3332
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Query
August 25, 2001, 04:38:00 AM
I am 15.

Game timer is 6:14......The last 14 hours have been me playing attack ship agent http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3333
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / That's that......
August 25, 2001, 04:33:00 AM
That's that......

-K..
#3334
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I Just Shut Out Challenge 30!!!111!!!
August 24, 2001, 09:34:00 PM
Damn, I had a challenge 20 run where the time was 2:40 and the score was 9-0, then I died http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">

-K..
#3335
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter is full of Sh*t
August 24, 2001, 08:27:00 PM
I don't know if you noticed but I wasn't with Wes http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3336
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Psst...Psst...Karl I need your help!!!
August 24, 2001, 08:21:00 PM
yeah what he said http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3337
Archived Goldeneye / HOLY SHIT! #1 TIE!!!!
August 24, 2001, 02:18:00 AM
It's way easier to get a maxed pd time than a maxed GE time, that is why.

-K..
#3338
Archived Goldeneye / A MUST READ FOR ALL!!!!!111!!!
August 24, 2001, 02:14:00 AM
Down with retards.....

Up with midgets in bikinis.....

-K..
#3339
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / World record times
August 24, 2001, 02:10:00 AM
That makes me a sad panda http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">

-K..
#3340
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I Just Shut Out Challenge 30!!!111!!!
August 24, 2001, 01:50:00 AM
Yeah it looks really fucked up in practice. Body parts and cheese everywhere.

-K..
#3341
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I Just Shut Out Challenge 30!!!111!!!
August 24, 2001, 01:05:00 AM
Well, I worked out that if he is there, and you stand there, he will come out there, and it's an easy kill.

When I go sub 3 mins I'll put up another vid and you will see.

-K..
#3342
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I Just Shut Out Challenge 30!!!111!!!
August 23, 2001, 11:59:00 PM
I could go under 3 mins with that strat. You just don't know the how's and why's http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

I have my secrets.....

-K..
#3343
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / SQUASHED ELVIS!!!!!
August 23, 2001, 11:57:00 PM
I was seeing how fast elvis could warp into the 2nd lift, so I jumped into elvis's lift to see how low it was. I landed inside the lift and it said objective 2 failed and I was like WTF!! Then I turn around and saw elvis's dead karcus in a semi squashed position. Common sense lead me to believe that I had squashed the poor little bugger.

-K..
#3344
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / finally
August 23, 2001, 11:43:00 PM
I've been sucking it since last October.

-K..
#3345
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Your mum
August 23, 2001, 11:42:00 PM
BTW, what happens before the 2nd lift DOES NOT affect whether or not elvis will complete objective 2.

Elvis will ALWAYS start coming up the 2nd lift as soon as you reach the top of your lift. It doesn't matter how far away he is or what he says he will always be coming up when you reach the top.

-K..
#3346
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / SQUASHED ELVIS!!!!!
August 23, 2001, 11:37:00 PM
The file name is spelt wrong http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

-K..
#3347
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / SQUASHED ELVIS!!!!!
August 23, 2001, 11:34:00 PM
65.29.214.22/PD/K../sqaushedelvis.rm

Funny shit http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  

-K..
#3348
Archived Goldeneye / A MUST READ FOR ALL!!!!!111!!!
August 23, 2001, 11:23:00 PM
Jungle OOA
Jungle SA
Jungle A
Train A
Surface OOA
Surface SA

Hardest to Easiest.

-K..
#3349
Archived Goldeneye / HOLY SHIT! #1 TIE!!!!
August 23, 2001, 09:26:00 PM
mine........

Dam A
Facility A
runway A
surface A
Surface SA
Surface OOA
Bunker SA
Silo SA
surface 2 A x 2
Surface 2 SA
Surface 2 OOA
Bunker 2 A x 2
Bunker 2 SA x 3
Bunker 2 OOA
Statue A x 2
Statue SA
Statue OOA x 2
Archives A
Archives SA
Streets A
Streets SA
Streets OOA
Depot OOA x 2
Train A x 3
Train SA
Jungle SA x 2
Control SA
Caverns A x 2
Caverns SA
Caverns OOA x 3
Cradle A
Aztec SA x 2
Egypt A
Egypt OOA

http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">

-K..
#3350
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I Just Shut Out Challenge 30!!!111!!!
August 23, 2001, 09:09:00 PM
65.29.214.22/PD/K../CH20shutout.rm

http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3351
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I Just Shut Out Challenge 30!!!111!!!
August 23, 2001, 07:24:00 PM
that is nice http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

The vid isn't online yet, I am waiting for someone I can send it to....

-K..
#3352
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I Just Shut Out Challenge 30!!!111!!!
August 23, 2001, 07:12:00 PM
I just made a since-as-pie challenge 20 shutout vid. I finished in 3:40, what is the usual time for you?

The vid is 11.8 meg.

-K..
#3353
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Your mum
August 23, 2001, 05:42:00 PM
Telling the best player in the world that he has wasted his time playing pd is pretty dumb.

Plus it's not just the game, it's the connection we have with other people who play the game. This is a very big group of people who ALL LOVE the same thing, and it's great to be in that group.

Anyway.......

Your mum.....

*sigh* Heh I made this topic and now everyone else is argueing except me http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">

Stop the fighting and let's all bask in the love of PD.......

-K..
#3354
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Your mum
August 23, 2001, 04:16:00 AM
That made perfect sense......

Someone delete this fucked up topic. You guys can do whatever you want.......

And I hate arses like Sucram who don't post an arguement and just pay people out.

And people have every right to yell at Paragon for what he said. PAL wasn't mentioned at all, and he brought it up and said he is so much better and we are lucky he doesn't laugh at us.

Then he says we all suck compared to him, and we can't make strats for dick because we are stupid compared to paragon.

-K..

#3355
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Your mum
August 23, 2001, 01:46:00 AM
I'll say this AGAIN, incase anyone STILL doesn't understand.

JUST before elvis turns left to go into the navigation room, he sees the skedar through the wall. Shoots through the wall to get the Skedar's attention, the skedar comes down and fights elvis.

He doesn't go right bucause you are too far ahead, the reason he doesn't complete the objective is because he sees the skedar through the wall.

I can't say it any other way, if you don't understand it's not my fault.

-K..
#3356
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Your mum
August 22, 2001, 06:15:00 PM
What are you saying that elvis doesn't see the skedar through to wall or what? Why don't you do the level on Agent like normal, but instead of going right up to the top of the blue hallways do what I did and AFAP run around to come back behind the skedar. You find him looking straight at the wall in battle stance. Then run down into the hallway and you'll find elvis kneeling down shooting through the wall.

You may have played the level a lot but you haven't played around with this.

How is going left proving me wrong? That is a totally different thing. I am saying that if you go right, then get too far ahead of elvis, elvis doesn't go the wrong way, he sees the skedar and starts shooting at it!

Is that what you don't understand? What is your problem?

-K..
#3357
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Your mum
August 22, 2001, 08:07:00 AM
I was talking to expert....We know that he sees the skedar through the wall. But it MIGHT have something to do with how fast elvis gets to the room. I'll work on it tomorrow, I played for 4 hours today, and on agent I had no objective 2 completes http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">

When I get objective 2 complete the WR is mine http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3358
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I Just Shut Out Challenge 30!!!111!!!
August 22, 2001, 08:04:00 AM
I can shutout Challenge 20 nearly every time http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  If anyone wants I'll put up a challenge 20 shoutout vid using the "easiest shutout ever" strat.

-K..
#3359
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Ngamer...
August 22, 2001, 07:41:00 AM
NGamer can't add people, e-mail Paragon.

-K..
#3360
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Your mum
August 22, 2001, 05:55:00 AM
You should think before hand that every strat has been tried. We go right for a reason, and we don't go left for a reason.

If you go left, Elvis either goes right, or he goes extremely slow.

There is no way of knowing if he will complete objective 2. NO WAY as of yet. Maybe I or someone will find out exactly why elvis sees the skedar most of the time, but SOMETIMES he doesn't.

I think this is a job for COUNTER-OP........

-K..
#3361
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Your mum
August 22, 2001, 02:24:00 AM
Well, of course you wouldn't do it if you were going for the world record, but I doubt everyone has that ability, so they just want a good time. This would ensure that every attempt they have could be completed and not just several every hour. And it's faster than waiting until elvis got the navigation room then running.

Plus, it always tells us WHY elvis doesn't complete the objective. It's not because he goes the wrong way.

For 90% of all pd eliters this is a pretty helpful find.

-K..
#3362
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Your mum
August 22, 2001, 02:17:00 AM
Of course I tried that http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

I didn't work http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">

-K..
#3363
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Your mum
August 22, 2001, 02:08:00 AM
I'll tell you what I found, but first, shut up funkytoad you don't know jack shit obviously.

...

Alright, what was puzzling me was why the hell elvis seemed to attract the attention of a skedar, and end up killing it just outside the navigation room. Because if he simply just went right, he would have ended up killing the skedar half way up the ramp, and not in the previous hallway.

The navigation room is in an area that looks like a H, the navigation room is in the middle and the 2 small hallways are on either side. I presume that the strat is to go from the right small hallway and cut across the navigational room to the left hallway.

Now, where elvis always dies or kills the skedar for me is in the small right hallway. Now, if you are standing in the right hallway, and you go through the door straight ahead there is a ramp on the right. There is a skedar on the ramp, and this is skedar that elvis has a fight with.

If elvis simply went right, he would have fought the skedar on the ramp, but the fight is always in the hallway, so the skedar would have had to come down the ramp and into the hallway. I was wondering why this happened, but I found out why on one run.

I was going along the blue hallways and elvis didn't complete the objective so I kept going around to do a circle and come back to the hallway that would be to the right of the navigation room (this would bring me right behind the skedar that should be on the ramp just beyond the hallway). As I was running towards the left turn onto the ramp I notice shots being fired and thought that elvis had obviously gone right. But when I came directly behind the skedar I couldn't see elvis at the bottom of the ramp.

THEN, I saw phoenix shots coming THROUGH the wall at the skedar. Judging by the path of the shots they were coming from the hallway just to the right of the navigation room. That's when I found out why elvis doesn't complete the objective.

It's a glitch. In that particular part of the ship elvis can see through the wall and see the skedar on the ramp while he is just outside the navigation room. Elvis kneels down and shoots at it through the wall. The skedar, drawn by the shots goes down the ramp, opens the door and starts laying into elvis.

I figured out that it's not the fact that elvis goes the wrong way, it's more a case that elvis can see a skedar through the wall, and stops to shoot at it causing a mini battle.

I attempted to go as fast as possible from the 2nd lift to the navigation room killing all skedars, plus the skedar on the ramp, then continuing on. Elvis completed the objective EVERY time.

Then to try some variables I didn't kill the skedar, but waited in the navigational room for the amount of time that it would take me to kill the skedar on the ramp. Elvis DID NOT complete the objective still. It's not a matter of you going slower therefor elvis having more time to catch up, it is simply that elvis cannot see the skedar and goes straight into the navigation room.

Elvis seeing the skedar is THE ONLY reason that he doesn't complete objective 2. It has nothing to do with how far ahead of him you are. It has nothing to do with him saying you take this lift. It has nothing to do with ANYTHING besides the fact that he can see THROUGH the wall at the skedar.

Why doesn't everyone do some experiments. Kill the skedar on the ramp, and see if elvis completes to the objective. THEN find out how long it would take to kill the skedar and wait in the navigation room for that amount of time, then run. See if he completes the objective. And try it more than once.

If you want to simply increase the chances of elvis completing the objective you can open the door straight ahead in the small hallway on the right, then JUST pop out into the LOS of the skedar. Then quickly turn back around and shut the door on your way to the navigation room. Sometimes the skedar is slightly slow getting down the ramp, and at that time if elvis is fast the skedar will be in a different position so elvis can't see it. Elvis will run into the navigation room before the skedar has a chance to open the door and let elvis see him.

Until you can prove me wrong.......

-K..
#3364
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Your mum
August 22, 2001, 12:44:00 AM
Fuck you expert.........All you know is, "he goes the other way cause you are too far in front". That says nothing, and he doesn't even go the wrong way to begin with. I tried explaining it to you for 15 mins but there must have been a brick wall in front of your comp. And paragon says, "I think he completes the objective when the 2 skedars are right next to other in the hanger". When the hanger has nothing to do with. So how the fuck can he laugh in my face? You wouldn't want to be TOO arrogant now would you?

I'll post everything when I get home from school and that will be in about 1 hour.

-K..



#3365
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Your mum
August 21, 2001, 06:27:00 PM
I know MORE about why elvis doesn't complete objective 2 than anyone. Obviously I do after talking to paragon and he doesn't know, then you don't know exactly why.

Maybe he knows more about everything else, but not this.

-K..
#3366
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Your mum
August 21, 2001, 05:59:00 PM
Paragon, you know NOTHING about why elvis doesn't complete objective 2 http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

What you told me meant nothing at all.

You have to understand that elvis completing objective 2 is completely random. There is no way of knowing if he will, or won't complete.

Paragon doesn't have a way to get anything faster, and he doesn't know the why's about anything http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3367
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Your mum
August 21, 2001, 07:28:00 AM
Well, if you were going for the Agent WR, I wouldn't do this thing you have to do. It wastes about 5 secs http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">  But, I am still working on it. It's fucked up in the head.

Just remember though it gets elvis to complete the objective every single time.

-K..
#3368
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Your mum
August 21, 2001, 06:34:00 AM
Your mum.....

-K..
#3369
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / DarkestMatt_Sim Threat_Shadow Zero_Shock_MLM_Falcon
August 21, 2001, 03:15:00 AM
And what exactly do we do?

-K..
#3370
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / SO....Who'll be august POM ??
August 18, 2001, 11:08:00 PM
After looking at the competition I am not going for POM this month, it wouldn't be worth it. Maybe next month......

And I REALLY doubt that I suck.

-K..
#3371
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / HTML Comments are not allowed
August 17, 2001, 11:51:00 PM
What about that Seph guy who has 55 on CI A??

-K..
#3372
Archived Goldeneye / Picture of me and girlfriend
August 14, 2001, 07:42:00 AM
I got half of it http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">  It's crap anyways........hardly any sex.

It's just not like the good old 1970's porn these days......

-K..
#3373
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Happiness &amp; misery
August 13, 2001, 08:04:00 AM
AAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

The end to MLM's post cracked me up bad......

-K..
#3374
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / *sighs* Villa A
August 13, 2001, 07:49:00 AM
1:18....

-K..
#3375
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / ShadowZero......
August 13, 2001, 07:44:00 AM
do you have aim or msn?

-K..
#3376
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / *sighs* Villa A
August 13, 2001, 07:43:00 AM
I have 100 tips I could tell you that would improve your time greatly, but my bus is here......

-K..
#3377
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / WAHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 13, 2001, 07:42:00 AM
Oh wait......you didn't.....

-K..
#3378
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / WAHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 13, 2001, 07:42:00 AM
Xylus I am not an ass! What the hell did you call me an ass for!!!???

-K..
#3379
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Post PAL WR's and PR's here
August 13, 2001, 06:51:00 AM
He might of got the time, but his target times are messed up.

-K..
#3380
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
August 13, 2001, 05:54:00 AM
PAL players > NTSC players trying to be PAL players.

In conclusion....

G5 Agent: 0:44

-Karl
#3381
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
August 13, 2001, 05:52:00 AM
None of Disco's times should be placed into the PAL rankings, he has played PD with NTSC, and all of his times should be classed as NTSC times.

-Karl
#3382
Archived Goldeneye / Picture of me and girlfriend
August 13, 2001, 04:41:00 AM
Derek Does Dallas....

-K..
#3383
Archived Goldeneye / Picture of me and girlfriend
August 12, 2001, 05:53:00 PM
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#3384
Archived Goldeneye / Picture of me and girlfriend
August 12, 2001, 05:53:00 PM
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#3385
Archived Goldeneye / Picture of me and girlfriend
August 12, 2001, 05:53:00 PM
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#3386
Archived Goldeneye / Picture of me and girlfriend
August 12, 2001, 05:53:00 PM
mwuahahahaha

K.. > Infiltrater's clicky pen.

-K..
#3387
Archived Goldeneye / Picture of me and girlfriend
August 12, 2001, 05:53:00 PM
#3388
Archived Goldeneye / Picture of me and girlfriend
August 12, 2001, 05:53:00 PM
#3389
Archived Goldeneye / Picture of me and girlfriend
August 12, 2001, 05:53:00 PM
#3390
Archived Goldeneye / Picture of me and girlfriend
August 12, 2001, 05:53:00 PM
#3391
Archived Goldeneye / Picture of me and girlfriend
August 12, 2001, 05:53:00 PM
#3392
Archived Goldeneye / Picture of me and girlfriend
August 12, 2001, 05:53:00 PM
#3393
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Post PAL WR's and PR's here
August 11, 2001, 07:54:00 AM
Infiltration A: 1:17

-K..
#3394
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Post PAL WR's and PR's here
August 11, 2001, 07:53:00 AM
G5 Agent: 0:45

Going for 0:43.....

-K..
#3395
Archived Goldeneye / Australia/Dutch metting :)
August 10, 2001, 07:49:00 PM
Yes, that is very sweet http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3396
Archived Goldeneye / Australia/Dutch metting :)
August 10, 2001, 07:10:00 AM
I will be moving to somewhere in Redland Bay. And the coes live 2 mins from Sunny Bank.

-K..
#3397
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Making infiltration a little less fucked up.......
August 10, 2001, 04:09:00 AM
This level is fucking pissing me off SO FUCKING MUCH!

After I plant the explosives I can NEVER get up the ladder because of stupid fucking guards. It's like they block me 98 times out of 100. I swear I would have 1:16 if they didn't fucking block me so much.

So, what I want to know (if anyone knows) is why they are always there, and if there is anyway at all to stop them from getting in the way. I need ANYTHING, this is pissing me off so much it's not funny. I NEED HELP GOD DAMNIT!!!!!

shit......

-K..
#3398
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Fear my wrath
August 10, 2001, 02:02:00 AM
Here's my tip for EVERYONE going for POM. Wait till the very last hour of the month, then update your times.......

-K..
#3399
Archived Goldeneye / Australia/Dutch metting :)
August 10, 2001, 01:49:00 AM
Anyway......back on topic.....who exactly lives in Australia?

BTW, in brisbane the MINS were around 10 degrees this winter. Not to mention that the maxs were around 15-20.

-K..
#3400
Archived Goldeneye / search my page to find my new times!
August 07, 2001, 05:57:00 AM
Just click on the mr bean link....

-K..
#3401
Archived Goldeneye / Australia/Dutch metting :)
August 05, 2001, 05:27:00 PM
Eddie and when it's Winter for you it will be summer for me. Yeah, I really think that deserves a mock.

-K..
#3402
Archived Goldeneye / Australia/Dutch metting :)
August 04, 2001, 07:52:00 AM
I was talking to matthijs a couple of days ago and he said that he MIGHT(i.e Probably) be able to come to australia next June/July/August. He would be coming to Brisbane (because that's where I live and I'm the most important person in australia http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> ). And of course, I would be helping him pay for it because I would want this just as much as him and it would feel guilty not to pay half or whatever of the airplane ticket. He would be staying with my at my joint...

Anyway, then I was talking to Craig, and he said that he MIGHT(i.e probably) also be able to come to brisbane around this same time. And hopefully I'll be able to FORCE him to stay with me and matthijs. I doubt he would want to though http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

The coe brothers (all 50 of them) also live in brisbane so they can come and chill with me, craig and matthijs too http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  Actually they only live like 20 minutes from where I will live when I move up there.

I don't know who if anybody is actually coming to brisbane yet because it's a long way off and nobody has really organised anything. But for anyone in australia who even WANTS to come to brisbane next winter, I am giving you a year to think about it and prepare for it.

When I work things out a bit more I will give you more info.

-K..
#3403
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Going for POM....
August 04, 2001, 06:08:00 AM
I am aiming to get player of the month this month. So, yeah I will be hoping to improve lots of my times and gaining hundredss upon hundreds of points.

I have already gotten 2 WR's, and now I add this...

Deep Sea Agent: 2:38 http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3404
Archived Goldeneye / AND WOUTER IS FREAKING PASSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 04, 2001, 04:26:00 AM
I think you missed the point Greg........

In conclusion ...

"Just remember, these guys have been playing for years, I've only put in a measly 2 and a half months"

I was replying to this little remark by randy. After playing PD (IMO harder to play than  goldeneye) he had aqquired the skills needed to get WR's. And he probably got better at strafing than any of the other GE players.

Then he came (with all the skills he could ever need), got the recents strats, and get all these cool times. It's not like we had the strats 3 years ago, and we had ALL of this time to get these new times.

Also think about the repetativeness that playing this game for 2 years must have. Give us some credit for actually playing it for that long.

-K..
#3405
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / WTF is the trick to Deap Sea?
August 03, 2001, 11:43:00 PM
whoops, but on Secret Agent you can't shoot the cannister without target locator.

-K..
#3406
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / WTF is the trick to Deap Sea?
August 03, 2001, 03:45:00 AM
The farsight doesn't have infinite zoom on the PAL games.

On PA, you have to shoot 2 cannisters to complete the mega weapon objective. Well, this guy from pdark.com found out that you could shoot the cannisters on agent and complete the objective. So instead of having to for elvis you just shoot the cannsiters and get the end as fast as you can.

Then I found a way to shoot the cannisters on SA (extremely flukey), so that cut a minute off the time.

If your ntsc you don't need to know the exact strat.

-K..
#3407
Archived Goldeneye / AND WOUTER IS FREAKING PASSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 02, 2001, 02:29:00 AM
Just because we have been playing for years doesn't mean that we SHOULD have way better times. We can only improve our times with new strats. The strats were way slow 2 years ago.

You played Perfect Dark too remember, and they gave you the skills you needed. Then you come to goldeneye, watch all of the movies online, get the newest strats, and get all these times. If you had started a year ago you wouldn't of had the times you have now, it's just that you made it easy, coming in when the strats had already been created.

-K..
#3408
Archived Goldeneye / Here we go..........
August 01, 2001, 07:07:00 PM
I guess I'm gonna have to play a bit of goldeneye and get some new times.

By next update I have a pretty good chance of being first.

-K..
#3409
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter is no longer the best.
August 01, 2001, 06:58:00 PM
If Wouter has new times than randy hasn't really passed him.

-K..
#3410
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
July 31, 2001, 07:44:00 AM
hmmm......

Duel SA: 0:06

-Karl
#3411
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / CHEESE GUN!
July 31, 2001, 07:27:00 AM
Damnit! I've searched the whole game and done everything a million times and I haven't found the cheese gun!

*sigh*

All I have found is this stupid gun that looks like a piece of cheese....

-K..
#3412
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
July 31, 2001, 07:24:00 AM
*crawls out of hole*

Deep Sea SA: 3:22

*crawls back into hole*

-Karl
#3413
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter post summer PRs here!
July 31, 2001, 01:47:00 AM
That is deffinetely true Derek. I Think that he hasn't gotten many PR's at all over the holidays. At least not the amount that we have been assuming. He's probably not gonna tell us his times until he gets a few more.

-K..
#3414
Archived Goldeneye / something weird...
July 29, 2001, 05:26:00 PM
One time that happened to me and I had to reset the game 7 times before all of my files came back......

-K..
#3415
Archived Goldeneye / my tape
July 24, 2001, 07:50:00 PM
Yeah this is pretty fucked up.

Well, the deadline is the 19th of August, and Wes would like to see LOTS of times. So, unless you get the times again and get the tape to his door by the deadline, you'll be off the elite.

Mwuahahahaha.

-K..
#3416
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Who will be the first to pass Wouter in points?
July 23, 2001, 07:24:00 AM
It doesn't really matter who everyone says will pass wouter, it's not like whoever gets the most votes will deffenitely be the first.

I'm pretty sure I'll be the first to pass Wouter. I'm not going to stop playing goldeneye for years........

Randy I don't think has much of a chance, no matter how many WR's he gets. You can't become number 1 with just a few one hit wonders. Same thing goes with Greg, I don't think he will go far unless he gets real good at OOA.

I think Randy and Greg's progress will slow down real soon.

-K..
#3417
Archived Goldeneye / Come on man, who are you kidding..
July 23, 2001, 02:19:00 AM
Um.......I'm not just trying to overtake Wouter, I'm trying to improve the most times I can http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

If I keep improving my times and Wouter stays ahead of me, good for him http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

In conclusion, Eise is 15th, I am 2nd, and randy is 3rd.......

So sucks to Eise http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..

#3418
Archived Goldeneye / Greg Lavery, Dirk Olson, and others: Proof Deadline
July 20, 2001, 10:38:00 PM
You people assume too much all the time.

-K..
#3419
Archived Goldeneye / Greg Lavery, Dirk Olson, and others: Proof Deadline
July 20, 2001, 09:39:00 PM
Hehe, wouter won't have 1:14 on streets.

-K..
#3420
Archived Goldeneye / Greg Lavery, Dirk Olson, and others: Proof Deadline
July 20, 2001, 06:28:00 AM
Yay for Wes! All bow down to the glory of Wes.

Let's pray for thee who giveth us our rankings.

-K..
#3421
Archived Goldeneye / Wes: Important
July 20, 2001, 04:30:00 AM
It worked before, let me see what the problem is....

-K..
#3422
Archived Goldeneye / Wes: Important
July 20, 2001, 03:21:00 AM
My friends Greg Whatmore has been e-mailing you for a long time but you haven't updated him yet.

Incase you haven't read your e-mails, his site address is...

www.geocities.com/greg_si...eneye.html

His name is Greg Whatmore.

Please add him as soon as you can.

-K..
#3423
Archived Goldeneye / Limits as perceived 6 months ago - lmao
July 20, 2001, 01:52:00 AM
People will care when I get 36 http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3424
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter's new times revealed!!!!!!!
July 18, 2001, 08:07:00 AM
And there's nothing you can do about it http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3425
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter's new times revealed!!!!!!!
July 18, 2001, 07:58:00 AM
.
#3426
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Have you heard the news?
July 18, 2001, 03:02:00 AM
I don't like it. You'll lose a lot of respect as a good player.

It's pretty pathetic, the NTSC players complain and bitch about the PAL advantages, and then they a first in line to agree that these couple of players should be able to use a PAL cartridge.

It is very selfish to use both advantages when you sure as hell know that 99% of the other players won't be able too. Believe me, you'll feel guilty when you get your first PAL time.

The WR shouldn't be allowed on the PAL WR site, nor should it be allowed on the NTSC WR site. It's an NTSC player playing a PAL cart.

Everyone has come to accept the fact that PAL has advantages, and NTSC has advantages, you should just leave it at that.

This would seriously piss me off.

I bet if a PAL player got hold of an NTSC cart and broke some NTSC records all of the NTSC players would complain.

BTW, I won't hate the people who will do this, but I will hate the fact that they did it.

-K..
#3427
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Did you know this about little elevators?
July 18, 2001, 02:32:00 AM
Unlike everyone else, Matt actually researched. His point came across much better.

Before saying he is wrong, do the research yourself.

-K..
#3428
Archived Goldeneye / Retirement......
July 18, 2001, 01:50:00 AM
That sucks dude, at least you are quiting for the right reasons.

In conclusion, Randy, Greg and Dirk should stick to Perfect Dark.

-K..
#3429
Archived Goldeneye / Picture of me and girlfriend
July 17, 2001, 07:36:00 AM
Yes, MLM, Derek is deffinetely a sexy bitch.

His g/f is alright too.

-K..
#3430
Archived Goldeneye / BOOYAH--Streets 1:15 for me!!!!
July 17, 2001, 06:59:00 AM
Good job dude, however Derek, I got 1:15 before Peter.

So, could you please put my name before peters? Ta.

-K..
#3431
Archived Goldeneye / Least favorite/most favorite level
July 17, 2001, 06:51:00 AM
hehe http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3432
Archived Goldeneye / Least favorite/most favorite level
July 17, 2001, 03:18:00 AM
Least Favourites: Facility, Jungle, Train, Aztec

favourites: Dam, Runway, Surface 1, Caverns

-K..
#3433
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Who will be the first to pass Wouter in points?
July 14, 2001, 07:19:00 AM
I think wouter said that he didn't have any friends http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3434
Archived Goldeneye / Wes.........
July 11, 2001, 08:59:00 AM
Why didn't you update? You haven't updated for 5 days.

I saw you on aim, I asked you 10 times to update the page. I know you were online so why the fuck didn't you update?

-K..
#3435
Archived Goldeneye / Question about Facility SA and 00A
July 10, 2001, 10:37:00 PM
Greg doesn't have a chance if he doesn't play OOA.

-K..
#3436
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Who will be the first to pass Wouter in points?
July 09, 2001, 08:17:00 PM
http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3437
Archived Goldeneye / Maxed Levels
July 08, 2001, 02:28:00 AM
Wait, you pause 5 times.

-K..
#3438
Archived Goldeneye / Maxed Levels
July 08, 2001, 02:28:00 AM
You pause 4 times in silo and each is worth about 3.5 secs. Then there is about 5 secs of self preservation.

And why the hell did you say "if you think it's possible why not get it?"? That is the stupidest thing I ever heard.

-K..
#3439
Archived Goldeneye / Post new PR's here
July 07, 2001, 10:37:00 PM
Frigate OOA: 1:19

-K..
#3440
Archived Goldeneye / Maxed Levels
July 07, 2001, 10:26:00 PM
Well maybe I know some things that you don't.....

-K..
#3441
Archived Goldeneye / BOOYAH!
July 07, 2001, 08:32:00 AM
that is cool dude, very cool.

-K..
#3442
Archived Goldeneye / Maxed Levels
July 07, 2001, 03:28:00 AM
These are my maxes....

D: 0:54 1:19 2:02
F: 0:49 0:57 0:57
R: 0:23 0:23 0:39
S: 1:04 1:52 1:52
B: 0:17 0:23 ????
S: 1:04 1:10 1:30
F: 0:25 ???? ?????
S: 0:53 0:54 1:34
B: 0:26 0:51 1:11
S: 2:27 2:27 2:27
A: 0:17 0:56 0:56
S: 1:15 1:58 1:58
D: 0:27 0:46 0:53
T: 1:09 1:43 2:11
J: 0:54  0:58 0:58
C: 4:05 4:20 4:20
C: 1:03 1:26 1:50
C: 0:36 0:42 0:42
A: 1:53 2:14 2:26
E: 0:49 0:50 0:50

-K..
#3443
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Who will be the first to pass Wouter in points?
July 06, 2001, 03:58:00 PM
What are you talking about?

-K..
#3444
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Who will be the first to pass Wouter in points?
July 06, 2001, 07:50:00 AM
What? Just because I said I was gonna get heaps of times doesn't always mean that I actually WILL get heaps of times.

I'm having a run of very very bad luck.

-K..
#3445
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Who will be the first to pass Wouter in points?
July 06, 2001, 12:13:00 AM
Randy has a chance, I haven't gotten any new records for ages http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">

-K..
#3446
Archived Goldeneye / someone fucked me over....
July 05, 2001, 06:51:00 AM
sweet dudes now I know it's not just me http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3447
Archived Goldeneye / someone fucked me over....
July 05, 2001, 01:15:00 AM
Someone hacked into my msn messenger user name and fucked it up somehow. From now on I can't speak with anyone on MSN messenger I'm going to only use aim. So if you have msn messenger and still want to chat with me please either use AIm more or download it if you don't already have it.

Thanks.

-K..
#3448
Archived Goldeneye / greneby+sterling=dethroned
July 03, 2001, 08:27:00 AM
Whatever greg you have no idea what you are talking about.

-K..
#3449
Archived Goldeneye / This board is fucked........
July 02, 2001, 07:16:00 PM
I need help, help right now. The page updated to the 30th of June but then it stopped. I CAN'T UPDATE THE PAGE!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THAT FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I NEED HELP. GIVE IT TO ME PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!

-K..
#3450
Testing Area / Something is fucked up about the board.......
July 01, 2001, 06:18:00 AM
For the goldeneye board something is wrong. THe last message it says that was posted was on the 25th of june. But when I look into the topics it is up-to-date. However I can't see new topics.

I have no idea what is going on any info would be appreciated. Even when I log in to the ezboard I go into the page and it's always the same page.

BTW this is K.. (aka sim threat)

-K..
#3451
Archived Goldeneye / This board is fucked........
July 01, 2001, 05:55:00 AM
The last post on this board that I can see on the front page was posted on the 25th. I refresh the board but nothing happens. Tim greneby has been on the board in the last 15 minutes for 5 days. Does that seem strange to you?

-K..
#3452
Archived Goldeneye / Maxed Levels
July 01, 2001, 02:38:00 AM
I played for a long time on facility once and when I quit the timer was at 145:??.

-K..
#3453
Testing Area / for 3
June 29, 2001, 01:18:00 AM
Damnit.....

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-K..
#3454
Archived Goldeneye / The Stand........
June 28, 2001, 07:06:00 PM
Only one person can take part in the speed posting.

-K..
#3455
Archived Goldeneye / fastest finish on Train...
June 28, 2001, 05:21:00 PM
Unless you actually beat 1:13 you don't have the right to say that using the laser is slower. You can't prove which one is faster. IMO the laser is faster because it kills the 2 guards before ourumov basically instantly as you run into the room. It's not slower.

-K..
#3456
Archived Goldeneye / The Stand........
June 28, 2001, 01:58:00 AM
I am cocky.......

-K..
#3457
Archived Goldeneye / fastest finish on Train...
June 28, 2001, 01:51:00 AM
I used the laser and got 1:13, nuff said?

-K..
#3458
Archived Goldeneye / fastest finish on Train...
June 27, 2001, 09:44:00 PM
I finished at 48:60 on my 1:13 run. I also killed Ourumov with the laser so it took me a couple of seconds to get back to the grate. But if you kill him with a gun you are already right next to the grate and you can start basically straight away.

-K..
#3459
Archived Goldeneye / Streets Agent
June 27, 2001, 09:39:00 PM
I've gotten shot 3 times forward and finished when the timer was 44:40.

Sterling only had 5 boosts forward when he got 1:15.

-K..
#3460
Archived Goldeneye / The Stand........
June 27, 2001, 09:36:00 PM
I'm allowed back on the net and 64 today. In 2 days I will go to Sydney and I will bring my 64 with me. There will be 2 weeks of hardcore playing. At least 5 hours everyday.

Now is the time that I will make my move on Wouter. I will pass wouter soon, Hopefully in the next month. I will improve my OOA times and my SA times, and also hopefully get 18 of the 20 agent WR's by the time I get back from sydney.

-K..
#3461
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Infiltration SA 1:44 vid.....
June 20, 2001, 09:26:00 PM
I got the vid from Matt with the Infil SA WR on it. So, I have put the vid onto my comp, and my mum has agreed to let me use the internet so I can put the vid online on Saturday.

So......

Expert, BDG, or Paragon has to be online on Friday night (their time) so I can send the Infiltration vid, plus a vid of matt's scrolling times.

I made the scrolling times as clear as I could so the vid for that is 10 megs. The infiltration vid is 9 megs.

-K..
#3462
Archived Goldeneye / don't post here no more.......
June 14, 2001, 07:13:00 PM
I can't use the 64 on thursday, friday or Sunday of any week. If I'm not banned I can only use it for 4 days a week. Now I am banned totally.

-K..
#3463
Archived Goldeneye / Post WRs here
June 14, 2001, 02:48:00 AM
These are my planned WR's when I Get my 64 back......

Dam OOA: 2:06
Facility OOA: 1:01
Surface 1 OOA: 1:53
Silo SA: 1:17
Frigate A: 0:26
Surface 2 OOA: 1:36
Bunker 2 OOA: 1:15
Statue A + OOA: 2:28
Streets A: 1:15
Streets SA: 1:58
Caverns OOA: 2:03
Cradle OOA: 0:43
Aztec A: 1:55
Egyptian SA + OOA: 0:50

That'll keep me busy for a while.

-K..
#3464
Archived Goldeneye / don't post here no more.......
June 14, 2001, 02:18:00 AM
Banned for a month, I don't think that needs a 10 page explanation.

-K..
#3465
Archived Goldeneye / don't post here no more.......
June 13, 2001, 09:18:00 PM
Are you guys fucking blind? Read the first post.

A MONTH.

Don't take this personally cause I'm in a shitty mood but FUCK.

I can't play the n64 for a mont. How do think you would feel about that if you were 2nd and closing in on 1st and then there you go, no 64 for a month.

And it makes it even more fucking annoying when people don't read the first post and say that I was only banned for 3 days? And then pay me out as if I was over reacting? Shit.

-K..
#3466
Archived Goldeneye / My holidays
June 12, 2001, 09:23:00 PM
Sorry but when your in this mood it seems like everyone is having a go at you.

Don't joke around me cause I'll take it seriously.

-K..
#3467
Archived Goldeneye / don't post here no more.......
June 12, 2001, 09:20:00 PM
3/7 of the week? Shit, I'm using the net at school.

Please don't give me shit that the last thing I need, I'll hold a grudge if you do.

Thanks Sterling, he is the only one who made a descent post in this topic.

Fuck.

-K..

#3468
Archived Goldeneye / don't post here no more.......
June 11, 2001, 09:33:00 PM
OH well everyone forget about it.

-K..
#3469
Archived Goldeneye / don't post here no more.......
June 11, 2001, 08:59:00 PM
I'm not british... fucken hell.

-K..
#3470
Archived Goldeneye / don't post here no more.......
June 11, 2001, 08:45:00 PM
I don't deserve this, it's not like I'm a bad kid, I very rarely get in trouble by the school.

I think I a bit too old for this type of punishment. My mum thinks that I'll do it again if I am not severely punished.

I just hate my mum too much right now.

-K..
#3471
Archived Goldeneye / Karl &quot;lets play some Goldeneye&quot;
June 11, 2001, 08:25:00 PM
fucken hell

-K..
#3472
Archived Goldeneye / My holidays
June 11, 2001, 08:24:00 PM
Fuck you, I'm in a bad mood I don't need your shit.

#3473
Archived Goldeneye / don't post here no more.......
June 11, 2001, 07:46:00 PM
God damn commanderjinx is a faggot......

I got suspended because I stole food from the school.... About 30 other people did so I just kinda went with the flow....

Gee I'm only gonna be pissed off at mum for the next millenia. I have to put up with so much shit. My mum and my fucked up step dad (yeah the step dad that hates you unless you do everything he likes) think that if they take me away then I'll realise there is a big wide world out there that doesn't involve 64. Fat chance of that happening.

I can't use the 64 or internet on thursday, friday or Sunday. It used to be just sunday but my fucked up step dad added thursday and friday. Soon they'll make it that I'll only play 64 1 or 2 days of the week. It's fucked up.

And then my mum started crying cause I wouldn't talk to her and she was all acting as if she had no idea what was upsetting me. She has no fucking idea what it does to me when she takes it away, especially when I'm in this position.

She's gonna regret it emotionally. I don't give a fuck what she thinks anymore. I don't give a fuck what she thinks about schoolwork anymore. I'm sick of them giving me shit cause I spend too much time on the 64. So I just won't give a fuck, and play it without feeling guilty.

-K..

#3474
Archived Goldeneye / for those of you cavern00 elitists...*cough* karl
June 11, 2001, 07:34:00 PM
Actually Caverns OOA is pretty damn easy to survive considering the amount of guards and the fact that it's OOA.

The easiest would be my 2:34 vid, although my 2:14 vid is still pretty easy. When I get my 64 back I'll get sub 2 minutes perhaps...

-K..
#3475
Archived Goldeneye / Post WRs here
June 07, 2001, 07:34:00 PM
Egypt Agent: 0:50

-K..
#3476
Archived Goldeneye / don't post here no more.......
June 07, 2001, 07:31:00 PM
Just forget about it........

BTW I am still banned for a month.

-K..
#3477
Archived Goldeneye / Hey Hey Hey?
June 07, 2001, 01:52:00 AM
I'm gonna get back the Caverns OOA WR. I have a new strat http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  I might even go under 2 minutes....

-K..
#3478
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Starting up again??
June 06, 2001, 05:43:00 PM
Soon I will start playing a bit of PD too and get under the 2 hour mark for total time.

-K..
#3479
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
June 06, 2001, 04:27:00 AM
Bastards....

-K..
#3480
Archived Goldeneye / Randy all lies?!?!
June 06, 2001, 12:43:00 AM
I am gonna get at least 4:29 on SA and I'll put that online, I also make a vid of 4:34 on control OOA with the vest....

-K..
#3481
Archived Goldeneye / Come on Wouter..
June 05, 2001, 07:01:00 AM
Hey just because I'm German doesn't mean that I can't be dutch at the same time http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

If america rules than why isn't it first? Or 2nd? http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3482
Archived Goldeneye / No Im not dead! =P
June 05, 2001, 05:26:00 AM
Damn that sucks dude. Hopefully you get your modem back soon.

-K..
#3483
Archived Goldeneye / What kind of name is Wouter, anyway?
June 04, 2001, 05:47:00 AM
Haha, there is nothing that any of you can do, dutch people will always rule. You say we suck, but I guess that's why that dutch people are 1st and 2nd. And I heard that sterling is also dutch too, it's just that he has been hiding it from people. Randy is dutch. Tim is swedish which counts as dutch too, and steven is dutch. Wes is deffenetely dutch. Garret told me he was dutch, but he didn't want me to tell anyone. Steve's parents have dutch friends so that means he is dutch. I think everyone is the top 20 are dutch. And there are no dutch people outside the top 20 cause all dutch people rule.

-K..



#3484
Archived Goldeneye / OMG, UNTOUCHABLE WORLD RECORD
June 04, 2001, 05:38:00 AM
Why haven't you updated your page derek. That seems pretty fishy. I mean if I got times like that I would update my page straight away.

Also, you got the 2:27 on SA first but you didn't post it? You actually waited and kept on playing without saying anything? Me and Greg were discussing this and it seems too odd. No offense, but for someone with your amount of WR's we assumed you would run straight to the board to anounce an untied record straight away.

Are you lying Derek? I don't know why you would. But anyway http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  I'm gonna go and get 2:27's on all difficulties http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3485
Archived Goldeneye / Come on Wouter..
June 04, 2001, 12:00:00 AM
Hey I am dutch too you know. Unfortunately for wouter my passing him is inevitible and will happen no matter what.

-K..
#3486
Archived Goldeneye / HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!
June 02, 2001, 06:35:00 AM
I was wondering who Justin Thomas was http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  I was just about to make a topic and call him a ******* ****** ****** **** *****........

-K..
#3487
Archived Goldeneye / God damnit Expert.......
June 01, 2001, 10:02:00 PM
You are my only way of getting vids online but you aren't online all the time. I have these vids that need to go online....

Bunker 2 OOA: 1:17
Caverns SA: 1:29
Dam SA: 1:21
Surface 2 A: 0:54

But I can't get them online if you aren't online.

-K..
#3488
Archived Goldeneye / Post WRs here
June 01, 2001, 09:29:00 PM
Surface 1 SA: 1:54

-K..
#3489
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
June 01, 2001, 05:44:00 AM
Surface 1 OOA: 1:54

-K..
#3490
Archived Goldeneye / My first 1.2 time!!!!!
May 31, 2001, 05:36:00 PM
I have(will) used CC on these levels...

Dam Agent
Facility A, SA, OOA
Runway A, OOA
Surface 1 A, SA, OOA
Silo A
Surface 1 A
Archives A
Depot A, SA, OOA
Caverns A

-K..
#3491
Archived Goldeneye / if nobody noticed...
May 31, 2001, 05:23:00 PM
It's not like I'm going to stop now just because I have passed wouter. Do you think that I am just all-of-a-sudden incapable of lowering my total time just because I have passed wouter?

-K..
#3492
Archived Goldeneye / My first 1.2 time!!!!!
May 31, 2001, 05:21:00 PM
Obviously I always use 1.1.

-K..
#3493
Archived Goldeneye / My first 1.2 time!!!!!
May 31, 2001, 02:50:00 AM
Surface 1 Agent: 1:05

I got it with 1.2! Very, very sweet, although I think this will be my ONLY time using 1.2 http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  Or maybe I'll use it to get 1:15 on streets.....

-K..
#3494
Archived Goldeneye / Question about Facility SA and 00A
May 31, 2001, 01:45:00 AM
Umm.....I've gotten to the last door at 0:39.....

-K..
#3495
Archived Goldeneye / A question regarding surface2 A.......
May 29, 2001, 05:35:00 PM
I'm gonna put my vid on soon, it's much better, no offense matthijs http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3496
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
May 29, 2001, 05:34:00 PM
Hmm......a lucky run? I knew someone was gonna pick that up. http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

I got them both on tape.

-K..
#3497
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
May 29, 2001, 03:50:00 AM
Surface 2 Agent: 0:54

-K..
#3498
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
May 29, 2001, 03:41:00 AM
Bunker 2 OOA: 1:17

-K..
#3499
Archived Goldeneye / Derek........
May 28, 2001, 05:29:00 PM
Well, you can expect Caverns SA 1:29 and dam SA 1:21.

Wouter's vid of Depot OOA 54 is already online.

-K..
#3500
Archived Goldeneye / A nice time on train agent...
May 28, 2001, 05:23:00 PM
I killed ourumov with the laser.....

No wouter, I'm just saying because you use cruise control, I don't think you will get a good floor cut being 1.1 and not using the R button. I'm not saying you should do anything different.

-K..
#3501
Archived Goldeneye / I never thought I'd say this.....but HOLY SHIT!!!!
May 28, 2001, 07:23:00 AM
Also wouter you do the very first scientest + comps really slow. What you should do is when you get down the stairs quickly kill the guard, the turn around fire a few bullets next to the scientist, then throw a timed mine. Way faster than the way you did it.

Plus yeah I got pretty damn lucky at the end http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  But I got stuck a tiny but on the door before the drone guns http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">  So just MAYBE if I got through perfect I could have dodged the drone guns fire as well and gotten 1:28 http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

I think the max for this level is 1:25-26.

-K..
#3502
Archived Goldeneye / A nice time on train agent...
May 28, 2001, 07:19:00 AM
Sure wouter, it is very hard to get a good floor cut the way you do it. Also, once you have a very good time that is close to the max it is very hard to better it. I had a crap time so it was real easy to beat it and get the WR, but it will be annoying for you cause you already have a really good time.

-K..
#3503
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter........
May 28, 2001, 07:17:00 AM
Umm....is it me or have you gone off topic wouter http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">  I have no idea what you are talking about http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Anyways.......

What exactly do you do on cradle SA and OOA to make trev drop 2 grenades?

-K..
#3504
Archived Goldeneye / Derek........
May 28, 2001, 05:14:00 AM
Dude, can you please look over all of my vids and make a link to the ones you don't already have linked?

Thanks man....my vid pages are.....

24.29.14.51/GE/K../

and

24.29.14.51/GE/K..2/

Thanks.......

-K..
#3505
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
May 28, 2001, 04:50:00 AM
Caverns SA: 1:29

-K..
#3506
Archived Goldeneye / I never thought I'd say this.....but HOLY SHIT!!!!
May 28, 2001, 04:49:00 AM
Hehe I just got a DAMN FINE time on caverns SA.

Caverns SA: 1:29 !!!!!!!!

Shit that was a fucking good run. I am so pleased http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Also I got it on tape.

Oh, and I also got 1:21 on dam SA. A time that I also got on tape.

-K..
#3507
Archived Goldeneye / 13 MPEG Tim Videos online
May 26, 2001, 03:27:00 AM
Umm.......In case you didn't notice, I got 1:05 on jungle OOA without the body armour......

-K..
#3508
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
May 25, 2001, 09:41:00 PM
Train Agent: 1:13

-K..
#3509
Archived Goldeneye / A nice time on train agent...
May 25, 2001, 09:39:00 PM
I just got 1:13 on train agent.

It was an ok run but it wasn't that good and I am GLAD that it wasn't. If was the greatest run of my life my nerves would have stuffed me up for sure. But lucky it was just average cause I killed both guys with the laser before ourumov as I was running into the room and get ourumov sweetly. Then I got into cutting position pretty fast and did an ok job at the floor.

I finished the level at about 48:41 which is suprising seeing as my average is around 46-47.

-K..
#3510
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
May 24, 2001, 05:36:00 PM
Caverns OOA: 2:14

-K..
#3511
Archived Goldeneye / Darklight's gonna be pissed :)
May 24, 2001, 03:51:00 AM
I was playing a bit of caverns OOA today, you know, just for a bit of fun, and I finished it with all the objectives complete and I thought, "hmm...that was a nice run".

I pressed A and what do you know it said.....

Time: 2:14
Best Time: 2:14

A pretty nice time IMO. I used the same strat as my 2:34 vid but in the radio room I used a hella different and hella faster strat. I beat trev through the last brown door, killed the guys, and destroyed the drone guns before he reached the brown door too, so it was sweet sailing at the end.

Oh, and also while I was performing this run I looked down at the VCR and realised that I had accidently hit the record button so unfortunately I got it on tape.

-K..
#3512
Archived Goldeneye / OMG! 2:25 - Caverns ooa! =))))
May 24, 2001, 03:11:00 AM
Failed 2:19 because Objective A wasn't complete http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">

-K..
#3513
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter........
May 24, 2001, 02:06:00 AM
Don't worry about the guard on the left wouter he doesn't usually shoot you. Yes I know the boxes are there but you can make it so they are't an issue. First kill the keycard guy + shoot the comp behind him. Then get out the mines and throw one as you strafe a bit to the right (around the box). Then strafe left again around the box and pick up the keycard as you throw a mine on the comp on the left.

If you are lucky the guy on the left won't hit you, but either way it's faster. If I had the same luck as you at the end wouter I could get failed 1:29's. Like I have had a failed 1:30 + I got hit by the drone gun at the end plus no boosts forward.

On Jungle SA I killed Xenai faster because she was further away so that I was still running forward + shooting her and I made a bit of ground. Also with the first drone gun at the top of the ladder you use the rc-p90 then switch to GL to destroy the ammo and the drone gun + small boost. On agent you used the remote mines so you got 0 boosts. But you got one boost I think from one of the guards.

You caverns OOA vid showed me the right strat which helped me heaps. And also caverns OOA should be really easy and you shouldn't ever be worried about dieing unless you have no health left at the end which very rarely happens to me because I am so good http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Egyptian SA helped me a lot with killing the first baron.

A lot of the vids showed that you don't have to go very fast to get some records http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  Facility SA and OOA should be easy records.

Also with cradle agent you should be able to get 37 easy because you got stuck on that guard and lost a lot of time.

Dam OOA also helped me a lot but some things lost you a tiny bit of time like shooting the guard next to the 3rd guard tower + shooting guys as you run down the sewer at the end. You can go by without doing that but I guess you don't care cause you have the WR http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

No vids online yet but I will learn how to put vids online myself so I can put them up anytime instead of needing to be online the same time as Expert http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..

#3514
Archived Goldeneye / OMG! 2:25 - Caverns ooa! =))))
May 24, 2001, 01:50:00 AM
http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

*goes off and plays caverns*

-K..
#3515
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter........
May 23, 2001, 08:27:00 AM
Caverns SA:

In the room with the drone gun try running down the stairs instead of the ramp on the right, that is much faster, and do what I said in the OOA strat. The only reason you got 1:32 is because you were extremely lucky at the end with the boosts + not getting hit back by drones or guys at the end...

Bunker 2 OOA:

This could have been way faster. You got shot back for 1-2 secs by klobb guy plus you could of shot a couple of cameras faster.

Jungle SA:

At the end with the drones after the ladder, try killing the fist drone with the RC-P90, then use the grenade launcher to destroy the dump, then use the launcher again to destroy the next drone + give you a boost. you could have also shot Xenia slightly faster. Also try destroying the first drone gun in the cave with the grenade launcher on the run.

Frigate Agent:

After you throw the bug you stand there. try running backwards + looking at the bug and you will save a second there.

Jungle agent:

When you destroy the drone guns with the GL try and get a boost of them as well. Also boost yourself with the GL as you run to the end lift. You could of had 55 on that run if your boosted yourself.

Aztec SA:

Try skipping the first 2 rooms + killing the guard in the 2nd room behind the crates on the left.

Control SA:

Don't get the body armour. you could get a way better time on this level...

here are some strats.....I will think of some more tomorrow....

-K..
#3516
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter........
May 23, 2001, 08:19:00 AM
Tomorrow I will write a lot of strats that will help you get way better times, and I will tell you what you are doing wrong on each level (if you are doing something wrong).

For now though here is caverns OOA.....

I used exactly the same strat as you wouter, but for some reason you do everything really slow. There are some obvious areas where you take time to kill guards etc. so I won't really need to speak about them.

When you enter the room with the drone gun don't run down the ramp on the right but run down the stairs. Then shoot the keycard guy plus shoot through him and blow up the comps + kill the guard infront of the comps. Then get out a mine and throw one on the left comp then the right comp then run up the ramp on the right.

In the radio room you need to be a lot quicker. You took a long time to kill the guards next to the radio. You should be able to kill them very quickly and hit the radio very fast. Also try and destroy the barrels as one of the big brown doors are opening to save time.

At the last big brown door it was fully open but you were still killing the guards so you wasted time there. Also, you don't need to close that big brown door if you are fast enough the guards don't come from behind.

Mainly you just need to be quicker, I used the exact same strat as you and got 2:34, 25 secs faster. You went really slow in some parts, you should be able to figure out where.

-K..
#3517
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
May 23, 2001, 08:10:00 AM
Yes your 0:54 really helped wouter.

-K..
#3518
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
May 23, 2001, 04:45:00 AM
Depot OOA: 0:54

-K..
#3519
Archived Goldeneye / why the hell am i a freakin fluke!!
May 22, 2001, 06:14:00 PM
Ok fluke boy http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

-K..
#3520
Archived Goldeneye / why the hell am i a freakin fluke!!
May 22, 2001, 05:54:00 PM
If anything this should give you hope that can achieve this time on agent now.

-K..
#3521
Archived Goldeneye / Watch out Karl..........
May 22, 2001, 05:51:00 PM
Yeah, if craig beats 2:34 I will go out and get 2:25. I can see a lot of new things happening with this level.

-K..
#3522
Archived Goldeneye / Streets agent (WR site updated btw)
May 22, 2001, 06:51:00 AM
No further comment http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3523
Archived Goldeneye / Caverns 00A- 2:34 by Karl
May 21, 2001, 10:08:00 PM
Hmmm......is this topic about my vid or about realplayer? http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)">

I made a topic about realplayer before, every movie I make from now on will be in realplayer format.

Also I would appreciate it if people told me what I could do faster in the vid.

-K..
#3524
Archived Goldeneye / I got wouter's vid!!!!!
May 21, 2001, 06:04:00 PM
I make them realplayer. And also with the exe files, you can't open them from their current location so if anyone was trying to do that they won't be able to view them.

-K..
#3525
Archived Goldeneye / I got wouter's vid!!!!!
May 21, 2001, 05:27:00 PM
I'll tell you tonight wouter.

-K..
#3526
Archived Goldeneye / Streets agent (WR site updated btw)
May 21, 2001, 05:19:00 PM
People think that as soon as we tell them this strat that they will go and get 1:15. It's so obvious it's not funny, and it's even really a strat.

It would be stupid to tell because you think it's big but it's not and then the dutch people will look stupid.

-K..
#3527
Archived Goldeneye / HOLY F*CKING GOD!!!!!!!!! Caverns OOA...
May 21, 2001, 07:10:00 AM
Nothing different, the same strat as my 2:45 vid but faster http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3528
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
May 21, 2001, 02:34:00 AM
Caverns OOA: 2:34

-K..
#3529
Archived Goldeneye / HOLY F*CKING GOD!!!!!!!!! Caverns OOA...
May 21, 2001, 02:24:00 AM
Haha the title was for derek http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  

Anyways, I just got 2:34 on caverns OOA. A pretty nice time IMO.

Caverns OOA is pretty darn easy.

-K..
#3530
Archived Goldeneye / Karl....
May 19, 2001, 04:50:00 AM
It is 6:50pm ... there is still at least 2 hours of goldeneye left in the day....

Here are my new times so far today...

Facility agent: 0:50
Silo Agent: 1:07
Caverns OOA: 2:45
Egyptian Agent: 0:51

Hmm......not a lot, but more will come......

-K..
#3531
Archived Goldeneye / Top 5 in one year
May 19, 2001, 04:38:00 AM
My prediction is......

1. K..
2. Wouter
3. Randy
4. Sterling
5. Steven Foy

-K..
#3532
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
May 19, 2001, 03:22:00 AM
Caverns OOA: 2:45

-K..
#3533
Archived Goldeneye / A nice time on Caverns OOA.....
May 19, 2001, 03:20:00 AM
Caverns OOA: 2:45

I captured it on tape too, didn't take long, caverns is pretty easy if you know the right strats.....

-K..
#3534
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
May 18, 2001, 11:47:00 PM
Facility Agent: 0:50

-K..
#3535
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
May 18, 2001, 11:12:00 PM
Silo agent: 1:07

-K..
#3536
Archived Goldeneye / A nice time on Silo Agent.....
May 18, 2001, 10:55:00 PM
Shit, I just got 1:07 on silo Agent. First try....

You cannot possibly imagine the feeling that came over me as I saw the time.

I didn't get it on tape http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">   Because it was my first try and it was just warm up, I don't usually tape straight away http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">  

Also I got shot back at the end and got trapped behind ourumov, so it could of been 1:06 or even 1:05.

Oh well.....I guess I should be happy anyway cause I beat the old WR by 2 secs http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  

-K..
#3537
Archived Goldeneye / Christoffer Trabjerg?
May 18, 2001, 06:53:00 PM
yeah let's kick Paragon Off!!!! I mean Trabjerg might be just a good player on one level and one difficulty only, Paragon just sucks! He is obviously lying.

-K..
#3538
Archived Goldeneye / Top 5 in one year
May 18, 2001, 06:50:00 PM
Thankyou MALLOW, and MLM I greatly appreciate it.

We will see.......

-K..
#3539
Archived Goldeneye / Mat...
May 18, 2001, 06:46:00 PM
Well MLM it's pretty damn hard to catch a pun when you spell the pun incorrectly.

-K..
#3540
Archived Goldeneye / Karl....
May 18, 2001, 06:43:00 PM
No problemo, Hopefully I will get lots of times today.

-K..
#3541
Archived Goldeneye / I got wouter's vid!!!!!
May 18, 2001, 03:05:00 AM
SWEET!!!!! Fucking sweet!!!

I have watched these levels so far....

Silo Agent: 1:12
Cradle OOA: 0:43 (extremely fucked up http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> )
Bunker 1 OOA: 1:16
Surface 1 Agent: 1:06
Caverns SA: 1:32

From these clips I will get these times tomorrow.....

Bunker 1 OOA: 1:13
Surface 1 Agent: 1:05
Caverns SA: 1:29 http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Man these are some fucked up strats you got here wouter http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  But they rock. I'm gonna become such a good player after watching the whole vid.

I'm gonna get working on the vids on sunday (HOPEFULLY)(tomorrow will be a playing goldeneye only day)(I'm usually not allowed on the computer on sunday http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">  but I might be able to convince my mum to let me on because this is important shit!!!!!).

-K..
#3542
Archived Goldeneye / Christoffer Trabjerg?
May 18, 2001, 12:34:00 AM
He has 3:06 on caverns OOA, but he has 3:34 on SA, plus a very shabby 1:17 on Agent. It is obvious that his OOA time is a fakey. Wes please do something about this.

-K..
#3543
Archived Goldeneye / If you don't already have it, download realplayer
May 18, 2001, 12:08:00 AM
Every movie that I make from Wouter's video that he has sent me will be in realplayer format. Sorry but that is only good quality format I can use at the moment. So download it to view Wouter's vids.

-K..
#3544
Archived Goldeneye / I think you know what I got!!!!!!!!!!
May 17, 2001, 11:57:00 PM
Yes, I am advising EVERYONE (except Sterling) to get this time. ABSOLUTELY EVERYBODY (except Sterling).

http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3545
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
May 17, 2001, 10:36:00 PM
Dam Agent: 0:54

No problems Derek, I understand completely.....

*mumble*

-K..
#3546
Archived Goldeneye / And then there were 50 million......
May 17, 2001, 10:31:00 PM
I just got 54 seconds on dam after 10 minutes.

Don't blame me http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

I got 2 boosts too which was greatly appreciated.

I got it on tape and I have made a vid of it.

-K..
#3547
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
May 17, 2001, 07:57:00 PM
Bunker 2 SA: 0:56

-K..
#3548
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Maian SOS SA!
May 16, 2001, 10:55:00 PM
On slow motion, the elevator is closing when you reach it. And that is without killing anyone through the level and just sprinting through. Plus slow motion is WAY fater. Especially when shooting the alien experiment.

I really don't think you can make that first elevator fast enough to make the 2nd elevator.

Also, if any of the elevators comes EARLY, you will miss it for sure. If anything you would want the elevator to come late.

-K..
#3549
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / 5 minutes club
May 16, 2001, 10:50:00 PM
my deap sea SA time was like 4:53 before I did the farsight trick, I would of been in the 5 minute club anyway.

-K..
#3550
Archived Goldeneye / Steve Foy, Someone Very Good!
May 16, 2001, 10:03:00 PM
Are you saying the Steven Foy is very good BECAUSE he has no World Records? That seems a bit strange to me.

-K..
#3551
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
May 16, 2001, 07:12:00 AM
Yeah wouter what do you do differently?

-K..
#3552
Archived Goldeneye / 1:24:00
May 15, 2001, 10:41:00 PM
I put my money on K.. J...

-K..
#3553
Archived Goldeneye / This will be tough........
May 15, 2001, 08:17:00 PM
Damnit, I guess my next surge of points will have to be when I recieve the tape from wouter.

-K..
#3554
Archived Goldeneye / This will be tough........
May 15, 2001, 06:45:00 AM
Tomorrow I have a free day off school so of course it will be all goldeneye. I am hoping to get, within 20 points of sterling, that's 30 points gain. I know exactly what levels I need to play. This is gonna be tough......

-K..
#3555
Archived Goldeneye / I can`t take it..
May 15, 2001, 06:43:00 AM
Dutch people/K.. rules!!!!!!!

I guess it would be easier if you include me in the select group of people known as dutch. I have all the requirements.

CAN I BE DUTCH PPPPPLLLLLLEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSEEEEEEE!!!!!????

Dutch people rule http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3556
Archived Goldeneye / Steven...
May 14, 2001, 05:41:00 PM
It doesn't do anything.

-K..
#3557
Archived Goldeneye / My tape Karl...
May 14, 2001, 07:18:00 AM
Fucking sweet wouter, you rule.

-K..
#3558
Archived Goldeneye / I have come to realise........
May 14, 2001, 02:01:00 AM
I hate it when people use the word quit. I find it hard to believe that you can enjoy doing something so much and then one day decide you are going to quit. I have the word quit, it's not like playing goldeneye is a job.

What happens if you want to play later on down the track? Are you going to say, oh no I can't because I quit? I will never quit playing goldeneye. Obviously the first reason is because I love playing it (and I'm the best player in the world http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> ), but also because I'm not going to trap me, and everyone else like that.

Will you leave the board too? That's a double whammy if you do.

Obviously goldeneye will be competetive, and I know that sometimes you wish a record could stay there forever, but it depends on the time. Just because you get a new WR doesn't mean that the time is unbeatable, or not easily beaten for that matter. If you are good enough to get an extremely good time that no one can touch, you must be a god or something. There is not one record on the WR table that more than 1 player could get if everyone really tried.

It's your life.

-K..

#3559
Archived Goldeneye / Steven- how'd you do it?
May 12, 2001, 09:37:00 PM
Haha major fuck factor.

-K..
#3560
Archived Goldeneye / Jungle Sweep...
May 12, 2001, 09:33:00 PM
I don't think I will be getting 55 in the next century...

-K..
#3561
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
May 12, 2001, 06:20:00 AM
Streets OOA: 1:59

-K..
#3562
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
May 12, 2001, 06:18:00 AM
Yay for me!!!!!

Streets OOA: 1:59

-K..
#3563
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
May 12, 2001, 04:31:00 AM
Jungle Agent: 0:56
Aztec OOA: 2:44

-K..
#3564
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
May 12, 2001, 03:24:00 AM
Jungle Agent: 0:56

-K..
#3565
Archived Goldeneye / Jungle Sweep...
May 12, 2001, 03:23:00 AM
I just got 56 on Agent so............

Sweet....

-K..
#3566
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
May 11, 2001, 10:04:00 PM
Jungle OOA: 1:05 of course

-K..
#3567
Archived Goldeneye / I can`t take it..
May 11, 2001, 08:47:00 PM
It's all Wouter's, Steven's and Eise's fault.

-K..
#3568
Archived Goldeneye / A nice time on Jungle OOA......yes that's right :)
May 11, 2001, 08:30:00 PM
Why are you saying that I didn't do jungle SA and OOA like the vid? The strat was exactly the same, except when I killed the 2nd guard for ammo I used my PP7 instead of the assualt rifle.

Why are saying some things I say can be used against me? I don't think anything I said can be used against me because I didn't really say anything bad.

-K..
#3569
Archived Goldeneye / A nice time on Jungle OOA......yes that's right :)
May 11, 2001, 02:00:00 AM
I mean of course Jungle OOA can be lowered to 1:00, but that's not going to happen. It's insanely hard to go really fast and survive to the elevator on OOA. My run wasn't that good, but it's still an extremely good time simply because I didn't get the body armour.

-K..
#3570
Archived Goldeneye / Hey Karl.
May 10, 2001, 07:42:00 PM
I am coming to the netherlands when I finish year 12, that is in 2 and a half years. A long time away but who cares. I hope to visit all of my friends who are there.

Also I am not just going there for the goldeneye players (even though I will be spending most of my time with them). Hopefully Matthijs could accompany me around the country and visit other players with me.

It's like, goldeneye has played a big part of my life, and I have extremely good friends in europe. So   it would be sweet to meet them all.

I have to keep in touch with everyone there until I go.

-K..
#3571
Archived Goldeneye / A nice time on Jungle OOA......yes that's right :)
May 10, 2001, 05:31:00 PM
None of them were on tape. For OOA agent I just did it exactly like my 1:04 vid. Same with SA.

-K..
#3572
Archived Goldeneye / I can`t take it..
May 10, 2001, 07:17:00 AM
Oh my god Steven makes a comeback and becomes #1 dickhead of the universe. It's a tough battle but Steven will always come out as the biggest dickhead in the entire universe, no competition at all.

Poor wouter though he is only at 2nd biggest dickhead in the universe.

Here is how it stands.......

Wouter = 2nd best at goldeneye, #2 dickhead in the universe
Steven = #1 dickhead in the universe, #2 Perfect Dork in the universe
K.. = 1st best at goldeneye, #1 Perfect Dork in the Universe

-K..
#3573
Archived Goldeneye / I can`t take it..
May 10, 2001, 07:10:00 AM
Of course steven is the number 3 dickhead in the universe http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3574
Archived Goldeneye / I can`t take it..
May 10, 2001, 07:09:00 AM
Yeah I know, Wouter and Eise are both tied for number 1 dickhead of the universe. They are so dickheady, the amount of dickheadyness in them is quite intense. Why god why did these poor soles have to be the dickheadyest people? WHY THEM GOD, WWWWHHHHHYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

-K..
#3575
Archived Goldeneye / A nice time on Jungle OOA......yes that's right :)
May 10, 2001, 07:03:00 AM
http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

Seriously now Wouter though....SUCK IT! I totally crushed you with my time. Your time is SSSSLLLLLOOWWWWWWWWWW compared to my brilliant time.

You better start crying for your mumma......

mwuahaha....

http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3576
Archived Goldeneye / I can`t take it..
May 10, 2001, 07:00:00 AM
I am already the #1 dickhead in the world. Of course it would be imbarrasing for you because you are at a close #2 dickhead in the world and you try your hardest not to be a dickhead but it's natural http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  

Well I guess Steven doesn't have a chance of getting to second because Wouter is pretty good and passing him won't be easy. I will keep my number 1 spot though because I am just the best.

Steven has a chance of becoming #2 dickhead in the world though. I just have to act natural and stop taking dickhead pills then I will drop back to #6,000,000,000 dickhead, then it will be Wouter at #1 dickhead and Steven at #2 dickhead http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  

http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">  

-K..

#3577
Archived Goldeneye / WR ANNOUNCEMENTS HERE!
May 10, 2001, 06:54:00 AM
My future WR's are......

Facility Agent
Runway OOA
Surface SA and OOA
Frigate OOA
Streets OOA
Jungle A
Caverns SA
Cradle SA and OOA
Aztec OOA

-K..
#3578
Archived Goldeneye / A nice time on Jungle OOA......yes that's right :)
May 10, 2001, 06:52:00 AM
Hahaha, you know I'm joking Wouter. At least I hope you do....

-K..
#3579
Archived Goldeneye / I can`t take it..
May 10, 2001, 06:51:00 AM
It is too embarrasing for Wouter to be ahead of me, I guess I will have to play some goldeneye and pass him http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Good luck getting to 2nd Steven, the only way you can do that is by passing Wouter (I will be first).

-K..
#3580
Archived Goldeneye / A nice time on Jungle OOA......yes that's right :)
May 10, 2001, 06:47:00 AM
Sure wouter, sure. We all know that under 1:00 is possible, but actually doing it is a totally different. I'm sure you can beat my OOA record, but I'm pretty sure you won't ever beat the SA record. You may tie it if you are lucky but you won't beat it.

Now cry, cry like a little baby http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3581
Archived Goldeneye / new dutch Goldeneye meeting
May 10, 2001, 06:43:00 AM
Can I come? http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3582
Archived Goldeneye / A nice time on Jungle OOA......yes that's right :)
May 10, 2001, 06:38:00 AM
Sure wouter, I don't think anyone will ever beat my 1:00 on Secret Agent, that time is a ripper.

Also the OOA time rocks. Just say it Wouter you are really pissed off that you lost the 2 World Records http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3583
Archived Goldeneye / A nice time on Jungle OOA......yes that's right :)
May 10, 2001, 05:46:00 AM
Jungle OOA: 1:05

An ok run I guess http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  

Now off to get 54 secs on Agent http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  

-K..
#3584
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I would like to join.......
May 10, 2001, 04:10:00 AM
Phil you cannot seriously blame me for not believing you. You come in with unbelieve PAL times and expect everyone to believe you straight away? You can't hold that against me.

And when/if you provide video proof, I will believe you, but it's not like I will have to eat my words. I know that your times are possible, but the likely hood off someone coming in with all of those times is very unlikely.

-K..
#3585
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / dead?
May 10, 2001, 03:54:00 AM
It is heaps more user friendly. I meant, it is easier to control the character and everything. Pausing has nothing to do with it's user friendliness.

And multi player has nothing to do with solo.

-K..
#3586
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / dead?
May 09, 2001, 09:21:00 PM
I hope you aren't trying to say that Perfect Dark is better or something. The reason Goldeneye is flurishing is because of the Perfect Dark players. However I am one of the players who won't stop playing even when the activity is low.

Also, Goldeneye was revolutionary, Perfect Dark wasn't, so there is an aura radiating from Goldeneye that isn't really present in Perfect Dark.

Goldeneye is also easier to play than Perfect Dark, and more user friendly, and easier to get a high rank.

-K..
#3587
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / dead?
May 09, 2001, 08:07:00 AM
He think's the board is dead because the americans are asleep.

However, it's amazing how the Goldeneye board is now more active than the Perfect Dark board.

-K..
#3588
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I would like to join.......
May 09, 2001, 07:29:00 AM
It's immature to suggest that one would think you are lying for the sole reason of them losing points. The only thing that will do is make the person believe even more that you are lying.

I don't care about my Perfect Dark rank, the only game I care about is goldeneye.

I don't believe you because I think your times are fake, that's the only reason. Until video proof is shown I will continue not to give you the benefit of the doubt.

-K..
#3589
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Got an hour? Read my PD review!
May 09, 2001, 07:21:00 AM
That is a fucking awesome review. That makes me want to go out and bye another copy of Perfect Dark http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3590
Archived Goldeneye / I'm back!!
May 09, 2001, 07:00:00 AM
ARSE WOUTER!

A Runnelid: I think you'd better explain to Wouter that that address isn't as much of a joke after all..:-) I don't know..
K..Dark64: wouter doesn't understand anything
A Runnelid: Just exclude the correct and "additional" information towards the end. I think that would do it. If not, I'm clueless..
K..Dark64: If wouter doesn't understand it he is a numb arse
A Runnelid: Easy..maybe he's just messing with us all.:-)

Hahaha that is funny http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Don't take offense Wouter I am just being happily stupid http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

47 Koonangurt RD
Leopold Victoria 3224

That is my address.

-K..
#3591
Archived Goldeneye / A nice time on Jungle SA.....
May 09, 2001, 06:57:00 AM
Me = Unbelievably Fast = 1:00
Wouter = Really Fast = 1:02

http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

That is in simple form http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3592
Archived Goldeneye / Sickest Fucking run EVER!!!!!111!!!
May 09, 2001, 06:48:00 AM
Boohoo. Gee it's a 1.2 world. The first 3 players use 1.1 (CC is 1.1 get over it).

You just have to accept it, it's just that perfect dark is a lot faster than goldeneye. When people get really good at perfect dark they play goldeneye and it's like they are playing in slow motion. It's mainly those people who first started playing for times with PD first.

-K..
#3593
Archived Goldeneye / I'm back!!
May 09, 2001, 06:43:00 AM
My address is....

47 Koonangurt RD
Leopold Victoria 3224
Australia
The World
The Solar System
The Galaxy
The Universe

-K..
#3594
Archived Goldeneye / A nice time on Jungle SA.....
May 09, 2001, 06:42:00 AM
It was the same as my 1:04 vid but faster, and I killed xenia with all head shots and I finished with like 14 bullets.

No new strat, I was just being sarcastic with my agent remark.

-K..
#3595
Archived Goldeneye / re
May 09, 2001, 05:00:00 AM
Thanks Mat. I have MSN and AIM back on, I don't know if I should download ICQ though.

Hopefully we will chat soon.

Aztec was because of insane luck at the end. I had 2 bars of health just before the drone room. Just as I stopped to pause I saw a guy at the entrance to the vent and I thought shit, he is gonna shoot me and kill me. But because if his immense stupidity he decided to jump to the left out of view http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> . So thank god for that. http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

-K..
#3596
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
May 09, 2001, 04:53:00 AM
Statue A: 2:29
Cradle A: 0:37
Jungle SA: 1:00

-K..
#3597
Archived Goldeneye / Future Top Ten!?!?
May 09, 2001, 04:49:00 AM
Wow I guess some people really doubt my ability, even though I was 8th a few months ago and now I am 3rd and still getting heaps of PR's.

I feel insulted http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Well what rank I will become is in the eye of the beholder...

-K..
#3598
Archived Goldeneye / A nice time on Jungle SA.....
May 09, 2001, 04:30:00 AM
Jungle SA: 1:00 http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

It was an ok run I guess http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Now I am off to get 54 seconds on agent http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3599
Archived Goldeneye / Woo Hoo!!!!! 3rd overall on Agent points!!!!!
May 09, 2001, 03:36:00 AM
I guess I am 3rd now http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3600
Archived Goldeneye / I'm back!!
May 08, 2001, 05:32:00 PM
Yes! I finally got my computer back and now I have to start from scratch again. No worries though, They saved everything in my folder to a cd so at least I have some of my movies.

I still have to download MSN, AIM and ICQ again though. Then hopefully it will be easy again.

Oh, in case you haven't got it yet, my computer was formatted.

Anyways......Here are my new times, not many but as you know I'm still playing and I have some sweet times to get.

Facility A: 0:51
Frigate SA: 1:16
Statue A: 2:29
Caverns SA: 1:34
Cradle A: 0:37
Cradle SA: 0:43
Cradle OOA: 0:44
Aztec Agent: 1:59 (nice)

That's all.

-K..
#3601
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I would like to join.......
May 07, 2001, 12:24:00 AM
I don't trust you phil. Your strats are all meaningless, they don't save any PAL time at all. Plus they are already use. On Rescue Agent, the guy with the coat is NEVER there when you use the dragon, that is why we have such a bad time. No matter what you do he will always be late (unless you take forever to get there.

Also, you cannot improve PAL maian SOS. I tried simply sprinting past every guard with slow motion on and still cannot reach the lift on time. (mainly because the first lift is at the top, and it takes forever to get back down.

There is nothing you can do to reach the 2nd lift before normal.

You can fake pics online too BTW. This guy should need video proof of many times if he wants in.

-K..
#3602
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Maian SOS SA!
May 07, 2001, 12:14:00 AM
It is impossible on Secret Agent. I have tried after I got the agent record constantly with slow motion and it is IMPOSSIBLE. No matter what you say or do. This time is unexceptable. I will play more tonight but from past attempts I have concluded it to be impossible.

-K..
#3603
Archived Goldeneye / My dissapearance...
May 06, 2001, 11:53:00 PM
My computer is being fixed so I Can't post m ust or check the boards. Maybe I will get the comp back tonight but I don't know. Anyways, I am well into 3rd place and moving towards 2nd place, you'll know my progress when I get my computer back.

-K..
#3604
Archived Goldeneye / Future Top Ten!?!?
May 06, 2001, 11:51:00 PM
Man there is no way I will end up as low as some of you people think. It will be a hella long time before I stop playing and I am gaining a lot of points all the time.

-K..
#3605
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
May 03, 2001, 07:26:00 PM
Silo OOA: 1:57
Bunker 2 OOA: 1:19
Archives OOA: 0:58
Streets OOA: 2:00

-K..
#3606
Archived Goldeneye / A weird dream about Karl..
May 03, 2001, 07:23:00 PM
I leave the board for 1 day and look what happens!!! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

I have 2 sisters, Angela(19) and Kelly(21).

-K..
#3607
Archived Goldeneye / Chat session =)
May 03, 2001, 07:21:00 PM
I don't get it http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3608
Archived Goldeneye / That is impossible..
May 01, 2001, 09:24:00 PM
What can I say I am not very lucky with untied World Records http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

I'll try tonight and break the WR http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3609
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
May 01, 2001, 03:02:00 AM
Well I know this does http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Bunker 2 SA: 1:00

-K..
#3610
Archived Goldeneye / Aztec
May 01, 2001, 03:00:00 AM
You don't know what you are talking about matt.

-K..
#3611
Archived Goldeneye / Regarding bad movie links on my site...
May 01, 2001, 01:59:00 AM
BDG says that he has all of the movies on his comp.

If he has lost any of my vids I will fucking kill him.

-K..
#3612
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
May 01, 2001, 01:54:00 AM
What exactly?

-K..
#3613
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
April 30, 2001, 05:24:00 PM
Caverns OOA: 2:55

-K..
#3614
Archived Goldeneye / No way Wouter: 2:06 on Dam 00. No way.
April 30, 2001, 08:11:00 AM
I thought that at least by now everyone knew that you could type in the PBC's while you are in your watch.

Therefor it would only cost you 2-3 secs to enter them in.

-K..
#3615
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
April 30, 2001, 05:35:00 AM
Caverns OOA: 3:05

-K..
#3616
Archived Goldeneye / No way Wouter: 2:06 on Dam 00. No way.
April 29, 2001, 05:39:00 PM
These are the levels PBC's will help you with...

Damn OOA
Runway OOA
Surface 1 A
Surface 2 OOA
Bunker 2 SA and OOA (you pause anyway no time lost)
Train OOA
Jungle OOA
Control SA + OOA
Caverns OOA
Cradle SA + OOA
Aztec SA + OOA

-K..
#3617
Archived Goldeneye / regarding my vids at dereks site
April 29, 2001, 05:30:00 PM
All of mine, matthijs's and tim's videos do not work. Blue dog green thought he would go ahead and delete all of the pages without telling anyone.

I have no idea what he is doing but we have no vids on the net as yet. I have no idea what BDG is doing.

-K..
#3618
Archived Goldeneye / 1.1 and 1.2
April 28, 2001, 04:09:00 AM
*looks at his bunker 2 agent time*

Yummy http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3619
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
April 27, 2001, 10:07:00 PM
If you go behind the table you keep the same strafe and you don't stop so it's one fluid motion.

-K..
#3620
Archived Goldeneye / Goldeneye's Law....
April 27, 2001, 09:43:00 PM
Oh no I just thought of a really annoying one, and that is the trees on jungle. I think they catch you more than anything else in the world of goldeneye (besides guards).

Or, the edge of the forest in jungle. It's like you have to be absolutely perfect in your strafe line or a tree will get you.

Beware of the trees....

-K..
#3621
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Can someone help me on ruins (agent)
April 27, 2001, 09:35:00 PM
Umm......actually the way you do it is by shooting off wall hugger onto the floor. Then time the jump right and just as you jump off the ledge the wall hugger should explode boosting you.

-K..
#3622
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Maian PAL please help
April 27, 2001, 09:20:00 PM
I have gotten to the 2nd elevator at 1:19 once but the guard in front of it got in my way and stuffed me up, so I could of gotton 1:42.

You just have to be fast, we can't help you on that.

-K..
#3623
Archived Goldeneye / Goldeneye's Law....
April 27, 2001, 09:15:00 PM
I think that the guards in the caverns level are programmed to try and get in your way. I am serious, a guard that is no where near your path will run straight into you.

Train is the most annoying cause of the boxes. The weird thing is that a guard has a magical square shield around it so you get stuck on the corners of it.

-K..
#3624
Archived Goldeneye / Goldeneye's Law....
April 27, 2001, 08:24:00 AM
hehe

-K..
#3625
Archived Goldeneye / Everyone read this AKA Nuts,Nuts,Nuts!
April 27, 2001, 07:20:00 AM
My address wouter is.....

47 Koonangurt RD
Leopold Victoria 3224
Australia
Earth
The solar system
The galaxy
The universe

-K..
#3626
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
April 27, 2001, 05:57:00 AM
2:29 statue SA.

Man this run wasn't that good, I didn't strafe valentin that well plus I got shot back by one of Janus's guards!

So maybe even 2:28 for OOA if I am lucky.

-K..
#3627
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
April 27, 2001, 05:56:00 AM
2:29 statue SA.

-K..
#3628
Archived Goldeneye / Good news..
April 27, 2001, 02:16:00 AM
Also, Tim has 7 SA WR's not 8.

-K..
#3629
Archived Goldeneye / Goldeneye's Law....
April 27, 2001, 02:07:00 AM
If you can get stuck on it, you will get stuck on it....

-K..
#3630
Archived Goldeneye / IT has to stop
April 27, 2001, 02:04:00 AM
It was funny for me when I got 27 seconds. I first played for 3 hour straight, the hostages escaped in time for 27 secs twice in the first half hour, but of course I misse the bug on both occasions. Then, for the remaining 2 and a half hours the hostages never escaped.

Then after a few hours of issues unrelated to the 64 I tried frigate again and in 15 minutes I had 27 seconds as my best time.

It's just luck, I do the exact same thing but I run down the stairs on the right and move forward a bit before chucking the bug to make it easier. But I still get 27 secs easy.

-K..
#3631
Archived Goldeneye / Randy...........
April 26, 2001, 07:26:00 PM
Yes I am sorry about saying that wes is "an american being an american", that is stupid of me and hyprocritical.

-K..
#3632
Archived Goldeneye / Randy...........
April 26, 2001, 05:27:00 PM
BTW, Wouter's sentences are completely understandable using something called common sense. I have never come across a sentence I didn't understand and maybe that's cause I actually think about what Wouter is TRYING to say rather than take everything from the text at hand.

-K..
#3633
Archived Goldeneye / Randy...........
April 26, 2001, 05:23:00 PM
MLM you are on a different subject to me. I am not talking about that specifically.

I said Wes is being racially biast. That is, saying he believes Randy because he is american. you are on the wrong track MLM.

-K..
#3634
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
April 26, 2001, 07:49:00 AM
Frigate Agent: 0:27
Jungle Agent: 0:57 (will go for WR)

-K..
#3635
Archived Goldeneye / Holidays and Birthday:)
April 26, 2001, 02:52:00 AM
Hah, I plan on getting a lot of WR's too.

My main new WR will be 1:48 on dam OOA with my new strat...

MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Poor fools they think I am kidding.....

Mwuahahaha.....

-K..
#3636
Archived Goldeneye / Randy...........
April 26, 2001, 02:22:00 AM
Come on stop being pussy's, and get some common sense.

Anyone with half a brain knows that wouter was being sarcastic, and the fact that you flamed him is rediculous. You could at least have the decency to flame me AS WELL as wouter. It's like, you flame the hell out of wouter, but on issues I said you didn't flame at all or to a small degree.

Also, there was some sarcasm in my posts maybe not obvious but no-one would actually MEAN trully what I said (don't mention PDIE). Of course there was a smiley at the end of my post SO that acts as a back-up to let my say I was being sarcastic http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

And also on the subject of wouter, you started talking about an issue I said, and starting using it against wouter when he didn't say anything about it (very low). This was PDS and proof.

Plus, I said IF about Wes, disco needs proof. If Wes says he doesn't need proof that is where he becomes the hyprocrit. Plus Wes is being immature about believing disco cause he is an american that is bull****. Grow up Wes, that offends EVERYBODY outside America.

1.2 is far better that cruise control in terms of time cause you can't move back with CC, so that sucks. I don't think wouter was argueing all that much at all about cruise control, I think I argued the most out of anyone.

And also don't say **** about knocking me and Tim down on the rankings Wes. Once again you are being an American. You think that Americans are better than everyone else so you think that they should be the best players at goldeneye. Don't EVER take into account what country people come from that is the worst way you can offend someone.

Also Wes, the fact that you have a "thing" about the people being above you on the rankings (except for any americans of course) is annoying. You're just upset that you are no longer 2nd best and you want the people who passed you to feel the same thing you did.

But Wes, what I say in this message doesn't mean that I hate you, but your attitude is screwed up like something megga. You're an OK guy Wes, but this part of you sucks.

-K..

#3637
Archived Goldeneye / Help if you would on Runway 00a
April 26, 2001, 01:58:00 AM
I have played runway a ton more than Randy and I have gotten well over 50 0:40's, some seemed unbeatable. I just have to talk to steven some more because it seems that everytime I talk to him I find something new http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3638
Archived Goldeneye / Good news..
April 26, 2001, 01:56:00 AM
There is a mistake in the OOA top 5.

I only have one OOA record, not 3.

-K..
#3639
Archived Goldeneye / Randy...........
April 24, 2001, 08:30:00 AM
If you don't say "proof or your out" Wes, you are being a MAJOR, MAJOR, MAJOR, UNBELIEVABE, ASTRONOMICAL, EXTRAORDINARY, GIGANTIC hipocrit.

This would be the most hipocritical action I will ever see in my life as a human being. Treat Randy just as you treated Wouter.

Call him a lier, bag out 1.2 and start hating him http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3640
Archived Goldeneye / MSN wouter.......
April 24, 2001, 08:26:00 AM
Wouter, when you click messenger the MSN box should come up, if you have downloaded it. If you haven't another screen should come up (I don't know what is says).

But wouter, when they created the site they didn't make it so that only genius's could download MSN messenger. The average person should be able to work out how to download it. Just use trial and error and use obvious links, like chat, and "download msn messenger".

#3641
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
April 24, 2001, 07:00:00 AM
Egyptian OOA: 0:54

-K..
#3642
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
April 24, 2001, 05:49:00 AM
Caverns OOA: 3:15

Could go way lower.

-K..
#3643
Archived Goldeneye / Eddie Lovins
April 24, 2001, 03:59:00 AM
It is obviously a typo, use some common sense.

Have you even looked at his page?

-K..
#3644
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Back! &amp; POM and Stuff
April 24, 2001, 02:00:00 AM
I didn't update for 8 days, is that hoarding? Not to a bad extent at least.

-K..
#3645
Archived Goldeneye / Randy...........
April 24, 2001, 01:58:00 AM
Are you taping all of your goldeneye playing?

You need to say what times you have on tape.

-K..
#3646
Archived Goldeneye / Eddie Lovins
April 24, 2001, 01:56:00 AM
It is without doubt, a typo.

-K..
#3647
Archived Goldeneye / 122 GE movies, linked and organized together
April 24, 2001, 01:54:00 AM
Dude there are videos of mine you didn't put a link to...

like......

1:01 bunker 2 SA or....
2:33 aztec SA.....

Also man I'm putting up a vid of 4:34 on control SA.

-K..
#3648
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Back! &amp; POM and Stuff
April 23, 2001, 05:41:00 PM
MLM YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!!!! You didn't even BOTHER to go back and check! 2 months!!!????

If you go back and check my topic I starting hoarding my times from the 29th of March. Then I updated on the 7th with a gain of 600 points. The only new time I have gotten since then is Maian sos Agent.

9 days is hardly 2 months MLM why don't you do some research first.

-K..
#3649
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Back! &amp; POM and Stuff
April 23, 2001, 08:10:00 AM
Hmm........there are 7 more days of april maybe I can gain another 100 points and swing the POM a little bit more my way http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

I will get to work tomorrow...........

http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

-K..
#3650
Archived Goldeneye / Control SA!
April 23, 2001, 07:11:00 AM
I have my WR run on video so I will put it online tomorrow.

-K..
#3651
Archived Goldeneye / MSN wouter.......
April 23, 2001, 07:09:00 AM
Have you even downloaded MSN messenger service yet Wouter?

You have to download MSN messenger service, it is a program.

-K..
#3652
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
April 23, 2001, 05:04:00 AM
Archives agent: 0:17

-K..
#3653
Archived Goldeneye / MSN wouter.......
April 23, 2001, 04:59:00 AM
don't forget to sign in and add me.

-K..
#3654
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
April 23, 2001, 04:57:00 AM
Archives Agent: 0:17

It was only a matter of time before I got it.

-K..
#3655
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Scrolling times tape
April 23, 2001, 03:37:00 AM
Any vid coming to my place is ok, there really isn't a need to get the end screen vids online, I am a proof mod so any times I see validates you automatically.

-K..
#3656
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
April 23, 2001, 03:32:00 AM
I think I might go for the OOA WR, boy will that be tough.

Did steven get the body armour? I'll see what time I can get with the body armour first.

-K..
#3657
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
April 23, 2001, 03:30:00 AM
Control SA: 4:34

Pretty good run but the bitch (natalya) escaped about 4 seconds before I got to the lift....so....it could have been a lot faster if I didn't stuff around.

-K..
#3658
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
April 21, 2001, 08:00:00 AM
Caverns Agent: 1:04

Caverns is REALLY fucked up.

-K..
#3659
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
April 21, 2001, 07:58:00 AM
Caverns Agent: 1:04

-K..
#3660
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
April 21, 2001, 05:21:00 AM
Surface 2 SA: 0:57

-K..
#3661
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
April 21, 2001, 05:20:00 AM
Yes actually I do mean surface 2 http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Surface 2 SA: 0:57
Statue OOA: 2:30

-K..
#3662
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Important about Maian SOS agent......
April 20, 2001, 11:02:00 PM
I INSIST that this time be a proof only time. It's very hard to do and a lot people think it's easy.

I think it should be you provide proof, or you don't get credit for the time.

-K..
#3663
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / who really has the advantage.....?
April 20, 2001, 11:00:00 PM
You are an idiot Perfect Die, there are 150 NTSC players and 25 PAL players, gee I wonder who has the advantage. For every good PAL player there is 7 good NTSC players.

With defection there is 30 people who have 34 seconds, with maian sos only a COUPLE of people will get it.

NTSC still has the point advantage, but PAL of course has the time advantage.

But I say, is a PAL player best in the world because of it? It's not like PAL players are smothering the rankings.

-K..
#3664
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
April 20, 2001, 07:43:00 AM
Surface 1 OOA: 1:51

-K..
#3665
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / MAIAN SOS!!
April 20, 2001, 05:49:00 AM
With slow motion you can stop the intro A LOT faster, that is why the elevator closed slower.

-K..
#3666
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Maxed Times
April 20, 2001, 05:48:00 AM
Yep around 1:42 is possible on maian sos agent.

-K..
#3667
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / THE AMAZING PAL ONLY TIME KING STEPS FORWARD......
April 20, 2001, 05:46:00 AM
Well if anyone else thought the same as you Snap I wanted to clear it up.

-K..
#3668
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / THE AMAZING PAL ONLY TIME KING STEPS FORWARD......
April 20, 2001, 04:54:00 AM
Snap why did you just delete that message?

For any Snap wannabe's I am being sarcastic in this topic.

-K..
#3669
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / THE AMAZING PAL ONLY TIME KING STEPS FORWARD......
April 20, 2001, 02:20:00 AM
In case everyone is wondering here are my stats.....

Door leading into large area with ramp: 36 secs
Cubby Hole: late 47, early 48
1st elevator started rising: 58 secs
Entered 2nd elevator: 1:21 (SO CLOSE, I just made it)

I messed around slightly at the end cause I was just pissed that I actually made the elevator.

I will go for faster tonight.

-K..
#3670
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / PAL players who still play...
April 20, 2001, 01:43:00 AM
No MLM I guess I'm not too shabby after all http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3671
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / THE AMAZING PAL ONLY TIME KING STEPS FORWARD......
April 20, 2001, 01:41:00 AM
This vid is slightly bad quality because I used an old VCR + the tape has been taped over LOTS of time (from extensive goldeneye taping http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> )

-K..
#3672
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / THE AMAZING PAL ONLY TIME KING STEPS FORWARD......
April 20, 2001, 01:35:00 AM
MAIAN SOS AGENT: 1:44

A very nice time I must say, I'm sending the vid to BDG so he will post a link when it goes online.

I am the king http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  

-K..
#3673
Archived Goldeneye / My two cents- proposal to everyone
April 20, 2001, 01:14:00 AM
Who give a shit what kind of stereotype this board has, it is the best goldeneye message board on the net (in terms of the people who use it).

-K..
#3674
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / MAIAN SOS!!
April 20, 2001, 01:08:00 AM
Man I am SO close to getting the elevator on agent. I can get to the 2nd elevator at 1:23-1:24 but the problem is that the 2nd elevator shuts at 1:21.

People on the other topic said it shuts at 1:23, maybe I will get lucky on this, the run where I got to the 2nd elevator was half a sec off my personal best and that means that the first elevator takes anything from 1 to 2 secs longer to close.

I will keep trying.

-K..
#3675
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / PAL players who still play...
April 19, 2001, 11:43:00 PM
I'll have a couple of tries now.....

-K..
#3676
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / who will take us to 1:45:59
April 19, 2001, 11:41:00 PM
Deap Sea SA is so annoying. I don't really want to try deap sea A as long as I already have the WR http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

I'll try infiltration SA get that time down if I can, I'll see what the max time is.

I don't think Maian SOS PAL time can be lowered.

-K..
#3677
Archived Goldeneye / What's wrong with the Goldeneye elite???
April 19, 2001, 11:32:00 PM
I can't reach it, everyone can't reach it, what is the problem?

I hope this doesn't last for a long time.

-K..
#3678
Archived Goldeneye / Who wants a Aztec 2:52 SA movie?
April 19, 2001, 09:02:00 PM
I have a 2:33 vid showing the World Record strat, it is obvious after watching the vid how 2:18 is possible. VERY obvious http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3679
Archived Goldeneye / Wes Mckinney...
April 19, 2001, 07:35:00 PM
IT IS A CONTROL SETTING!!!!!!!!

It's 1.1 how easy is that to understand. The ONLY REASON IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD WHY YOU DON'T LIKE CRUISE CONTROL IS BECAUSE WOUTER USES IT AND YOU HATE WOUTER BECAUSE HE IS 10 TIMES BETTER THAN YOU AND YOU WANT TO ACT LIKE BABIES AND COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING HE DOES.

-K..
#3680
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter.......
April 19, 2001, 07:31:00 PM
SHEESH WOUTER!!!! HOW OBVIOUS!!!

Open the MSN window then in a big box top left of the window it says..........ADD............

Then put in my e-mail address.....

-K..

#3681
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter.......
April 19, 2001, 04:23:00 AM
My MSN e-mail address is:

k_J..@hotmail.com

Add this address then send me a message.

-K..
#3682
Archived Goldeneye / Frigate SA and 00A...please read &amp; respond
April 19, 2001, 04:21:00 AM
Nup, the new frigate SA strat will never work because of one hostage. I suggest you stop wasting your time with this new strat because it will never work.

-K..
#3683
Archived Goldeneye / Frigate SA and 00A...please read &amp; respond
April 19, 2001, 03:12:00 AM
I think I worked out something that will be a great help, I will go try it now and come back with some results.

-K..
#3684
Archived Goldeneye / I'm new here.
April 19, 2001, 01:41:00 AM
My FAQ is to help the average player, my walkthroughs aren't suited for people who want to get World Record times. However my FAQ is really useful for people just starting and want to know some easy strats.

-K..
#3685
Archived Goldeneye / Everyone read this AKA Nuts,Nuts,Nuts!
April 18, 2001, 08:26:00 AM
Wouter, the Perfect Dark proof section, it's a link from the main page of the Perfect Dark elite.

Anyways........wouter............GET ON MSN!!!!!!!!!

GET ON MSN!!!!!!!!!!!








GET ON MSN!!!!!!!!

Why download it, I add you then you don't use it.

-K..
#3686
Archived Goldeneye / Everyone read this AKA Nuts,Nuts,Nuts!
April 18, 2001, 07:35:00 AM
Send it to me and my address is in the Perfect Dark proof section.

-K..
#3687
Archived Goldeneye / Frigate SA and 00A...please read &amp; respond
April 18, 2001, 07:32:00 AM
I have actually done a fair bit on this and doing the level any other way won't give the hostages enough time to escape.

Bair in mind that the only reason we save FIVE hostages on SA is because 1 of the hostages are in our way http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  

I tried doing it backwards but the hostages won't escape, they just barely escape as it is going the long way.

-K..
#3688
Archived Goldeneye / SO CLOSE!
April 17, 2001, 08:27:00 AM
I was so close to 2:09 on Dam OOA once, but I ended up with a 2:27 damnit.

-K..
#3689
Archived Goldeneye / CAVERNS AGENT URGENT!!!!!!
April 17, 2001, 08:25:00 AM
Hmmm.....that doesn't help me because it never happens http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3690
Archived Goldeneye / European Video Report. Some interesting things.
April 17, 2001, 08:16:00 AM
I already do that.........

-K..
#3691
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter, you did 0 shots for Train A 1:14?
April 17, 2001, 08:15:00 AM
My speed page sucks, would there be any possibility on a page similar to the GEE and PDE for F-zero X?

The set out of these pages are so good you want every game to have the same setting.

Any possibilies, and would I be able to update it?

-K..
#3692
Archived Goldeneye / CAVERNS AGENT URGENT!!!!!!
April 17, 2001, 05:33:00 AM
I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY HATE THIS LEVEL!!

I have tried for SO LONG to get 1:04 on agent but everything keeps FUCKING UP! I have a run where everything went perfect but then at the end (of course the game couldn't allow me to get 1:04) I got hit 3 times! And I ended up with 1:05!! That is so annoying!!!!

I need help, any help, every strat, every detail, every single thing on this level that might aid me. I need it, I need it now, right now.

And at the last drones I always get hit once, I need to know how to get by without getting hit.

Be as techniqal and as in-depth as possible.

-K..
#3693
Archived Goldeneye / Could we put links to movies on each level?
April 17, 2001, 04:29:00 AM
that would be sweet.

-K..
#3694
Archived Goldeneye / Who wants a Aztec 2:52 SA movie?
April 16, 2001, 09:44:00 PM
Well I need to improve my crappy 6:32 on that level.

-K..
#3695
Archived Goldeneye / Could we put links to movies on each level?
April 16, 2001, 09:43:00 PM
It must be much more organised though.

geocities.com/pdarktimes/movies.html

This is want I want but for goldeneye. Plus it will be much easier for other people. I just want the best movies to be set out easily so I don't have to search through everyone's vids to find what I'm looking for.

-K..
#3696
Archived Goldeneye / Could we put links to movies on each level?
April 16, 2001, 08:12:00 PM
Basically the same as what it was in the old Goldeneye World Records where it had the movies for each difficulty for every level, could it be the same for the goldeneye elite?

Or at least a proper movie page, with the fastest video for each level and difficulty. Like the perfect dark elite world record movies.

-K..
#3697
Archived Goldeneye / My two cents- proposal to everyone
April 16, 2001, 07:57:00 PM
Ummm.....your proposal sucks http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  We don't have to do ANYTHING about the control style.

Are you trying to say that cruise control is bad? You are just feeding the arguement. Putting the control styles next to people's names would be pointless and useless.

BTW, cruise control is the control Style 1.1

-K..
#3698
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
April 16, 2001, 07:52:00 PM
Hmmm.....who else got that record? I forget.

-K..
#3699
Archived Goldeneye / Depot Help!!!
April 16, 2001, 07:51:00 PM
It was a coincidence.
#3700
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
April 16, 2001, 06:50:00 PM
I hope to be posting in this topic a lot more often in the future.

-K..
#3701
Archived Goldeneye / Depot Help!!!
April 16, 2001, 06:49:00 PM
The expansion pak doesn't effect ANYTHING and it doesn't take half a brain to figure out why.

-K..
#3702
Archived Goldeneye / God Bless Shawn Johnson
April 16, 2001, 01:55:00 AM
God bless K.. J.. too.

-K..
#3703
Archived Goldeneye / Wes Mckinney...
April 16, 2001, 01:54:00 AM
If you don't want to change from 1.1 sterling, people shouldn't have to change from cruise control. You don't understand cruise control is the same speed as 1.2. So if you ban cruise control you must also ban 1.2.

You can't ban cruise control because you don't like it, there must be a legitamet reason for it.

-K..
#3704
Archived Goldeneye / Wes Mckinney...
April 15, 2001, 11:29:00 PM
You are forgetting main issues Wes, cruise control and 1.2.

Look at these players......

Wouter Jansen: Cruise control (netherlands)
Sterling Neblett: 1.1 (America)
Tim Greneby: 1.2 (Sweden)
K.. "the best" J..: 1.1 (although have used cruise for depot A and runway A) http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">
Wes McKinney: 1.1 (America)
Eise Smit: 1.2 (netherlands)

I could name everyone but this is just an example. See a pattern. The americans use 1.1 and people from the netherlands use either cruise or 1.2 or all 3.

Pal or NTSC has nothing to do with it. Steven said he got a low 17 but how the hell is he supposed to know? There isn't a timer or anything, you can't be sure.

Face it Wes it's not PAL it's 1.2 and cruise control. Either learn 1.2 or get over the fact that it's faster and these people will always have the advantage.

-K..
#3705
Archived Goldeneye / Wes Mckinney...
April 15, 2001, 09:33:00 PM
The truth is the truth..... http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3706
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
April 15, 2001, 09:29:00 PM
Frigate OOA: 1:26

-K..
#3707
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
April 15, 2001, 09:10:00 PM
Frigate SA: 1:17 (I really need to improve this level)

-K..
#3708
Archived Goldeneye / Wes Mckinney...
April 15, 2001, 06:44:00 PM
There isn't any difference in the time, Wes is just in denial and he is trying to find any excuse possible to account for a PAL player being number one in the world.

Wes is an American being an American.

-K..
#3709
Archived Goldeneye / Wes Mckinney...
April 15, 2001, 06:10:00 PM
I hope NTSC players a starting with their control stick tilted. I hope they aren't just because you can't on perfect dark.

-K..
#3710
Archived Goldeneye / :17 archives agent for me!
April 14, 2001, 07:50:00 AM
Don't pressure sterling, if he doesn't want to get 23 seconds on runway we can't make him http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3711
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
April 14, 2001, 06:37:00 AM
Bunker 2 SA: 1:01
Streets SA: 1:59

Hmm......maybe I will go for streets OOA or A.

-K..
#3712
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
April 14, 2001, 06:34:00 AM
Streets SA: 1:59

-K..
#3713
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
April 14, 2001, 05:00:00 AM
I wish people would shut up about the Goldeneye board, we don't bad mouth the Perfect Dark board.

-Karl
#3714
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
April 13, 2001, 10:27:00 PM
Bunker 2 SA: 1:01

-K..
#3715
Archived Goldeneye / Bunker 2 SA 1:01 vid going online.....
April 13, 2001, 10:26:00 PM
Yes all thanks to me and the new WR I achieved.

When it is put online Expert will kindly post the address for you....

-K..
#3716
Archived Goldeneye / Is Eise a cheater?
April 13, 2001, 07:38:00 PM
Ruokai is the LAST person in the whole who should be accusing other people of cheating. Such Irony.

-K..
#3717
Archived Goldeneye / Is Eise a cheater?
April 13, 2001, 01:32:00 AM
Hey PDIE! CHIGGERS ARE COOL!

Don't ever dis chiggers in front of me or I will go smoke some weed ok!

Just in a moment you will hear the rest of this sentence........... .................................................. ........................................................... .........and there it is, as promised.

-K..
#3718
Archived Goldeneye / Is Eise a cheater?
April 13, 2001, 12:32:00 AM
Yeah, no thanks to Paragon's spamming, that guy has a problem.........

Anyways, on to a completely unrelated yet related topic, Steven is really an undercover CIA agent sent to investigate the activities undergone by Eise Smit. Steven hasn't given any information for fears that it might leak and Eise might find out, but I didn't believe that, so I sent my best CIA agent (and best goldeneye player) K.. J.. to investigate.

K..'s reports showed that Eise is in fact human, and so is Steven. It also showed that Eise plays goldeneye and is secretly planning to gain points on the Goldeneye Elite World Records. However these may not be 100% accurate, as Steven later told me that K.. was totally drunk though the entire investigation.

-K..
#3719
Archived Goldeneye / wes???
April 12, 2001, 11:51:00 PM
Shock lives on the other side of Antarctica, however I am moving soon so I will live near the coes (about 20 mins away). Just over a couple of glaciers.

-K..
#3720
Archived Goldeneye / How old is Steven?
April 12, 2001, 11:48:00 PM
Yes Wes, invalidations taste nice.

-K..
#3721
Archived Goldeneye / Is Eise a cheater?
April 12, 2001, 11:31:00 PM
I think we have all learnt a valuable lesson from this.

-K..
#3722
Archived Goldeneye / Is Eise a cheater?
April 12, 2001, 11:17:00 PM
Ummm....I was being sarcastic........

-K..
#3723
Archived Goldeneye / How old is Steven?
April 12, 2001, 11:11:00 PM
You are right Derek, I am not K...

I am K..'s evil twin and my name is K...

I have always hated K.. because of his extraordinary skill in Goldeneye and Perfect Dark.

-K..
#3724
Archived Goldeneye / What is everyone's vid page?
April 12, 2001, 11:02:00 PM
In closing, I would just like to thank the people who I charish the most in like.......james bond and joanna dark.

-K..
#3725
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Egyptian level....real???
April 12, 2001, 10:48:00 PM
In closing, I would like to state that Independance day was a discrace of a movie and should be burned alive.

-K..
#3726
Archived Goldeneye / How old is Steven?
April 12, 2001, 10:44:00 PM
K.. is an idiot....anyways I head he was 45 and running for president.

-K..
#3727
Archived Goldeneye / Is Eise a cheater?
April 12, 2001, 10:42:00 PM
Lying is just like smoking cigarettes.......but lying doesn't give you lung cancer, or make your breath stink......unless of course you lie, and out of shame you eat the cartridge. hmm......

Anyways.....in closing, I think the black people of america should have the same right as dogs.......

-K..
#3728
Archived Goldeneye / Is Eise a cheater?
April 12, 2001, 10:37:00 PM
Damn that K.. J.. fellow. I hope he burns in hell.

-K..
#3729
Archived Goldeneye / Is Eise a cheater?
April 12, 2001, 10:33:00 PM
Reply.....

BTW, that K.. guy has gained a fair amount of points last month, he's probably cheating, there is no way you can gain points without cheating.

-K..
#3730
Archived Goldeneye / wes???
April 12, 2001, 10:11:00 PM
I live in antarctica.

-K..
#3731
Archived Goldeneye / wes???
April 12, 2001, 09:23:00 PM
I have no one living around me for about 1000km's.

-K..
#3732
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter Control Agent Walkthrough
April 12, 2001, 09:21:00 PM
no new strat, just something that I didn't know before, and now I do know. I will play first.....

-K..
#3733
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter, you did 0 shots for Train A 1:14?
April 12, 2001, 07:43:00 PM
Oh wow, I get wouter, I will get the new train WR.

-K..
#3734
Archived Goldeneye / Frigate Agent and Runway 00 Agent
April 12, 2001, 07:41:00 PM
I will post a video of 40 runway OO agent if you like.

-K..
#3735
Archived Goldeneye / Closest Fast Uploader?
April 12, 2001, 07:40:00 PM
Let me think.................

......

hmmm......it's a tough decision...........

I suppose I could take the tape http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3736
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Reached 1500 points PAL
April 12, 2001, 08:52:00 AM
Damn PAL rankings aren't getting updated. FOR CRYING OUT LOUD SNAP UPDATE THE PAL RANKINGS!!

-K..
#3737
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Deep Sea PAL
April 12, 2001, 08:49:00 AM
haha that is funny. My vid is 2 secs off the World Record you can't go wrong with that.

-K..

P.S What's sim's vid
#3738
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter Control Agent Walkthrough
April 12, 2001, 08:36:00 AM
OMG I will get the new Control Agent WR. Wow, wouter just showed me something that will save me a lot of time. Like, a lot of time. I can get like about 4:06 failed without this but now I could get like 4:04 or 4:03 maybe?

-K..
#3739
Archived Goldeneye / Closest Fast Uploader?
April 12, 2001, 08:17:00 AM
Wouter, I am without a doubt the fastest PAL video uploader there is. I can convert a whole tape full of movies in one day.......

-K..
#3740
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter is full of Sh*t
April 12, 2001, 08:12:00 AM
Perfect Die, you really need to shut up. You have no authority and realistically no ones cares what you think about Wouter's times because YOU DON'T HAVE THE EXPERIENCE to say a time is real or not. When I see that you are 1 second off everyone of wouter's times then maybe you can say if they are fake or not.

Wes needs to shut his trap.

Everyone needs to get a life and lay off Wouter.

I have never seen such a group of ******* 2 year olds in my life. Someone help me pull the rod's out of PDie's and Wes's arses. You guys give so much shit to Wouter but you can't take it. And when Wouter defends himself and says something back to you you whine like little pussies.

-K..
#3741
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / WHOOPS!!!
April 07, 2001, 05:07:00 AM
Please ignore the 2:29 on investigation PA, I have changed it to 3:29.

-K..
#3742
Archived Goldeneye / Chatpoint sucks.....READ NOW WOUTER!
April 07, 2001, 12:22:00 AM
Well I added you to my list wouter, just make sure you log on when you use a computer.

-K..
#3743
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / What rank will I be.............
April 07, 2001, 12:15:00 AM
I just updated....

-K..
#3744
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / What rank will I be.............
April 07, 2001, 12:05:00 AM
To update, or not to update, that is the question.

Well I thought about this (briefly) and thought I will update now. However my jump won't be that big, it would be much larger had I of waited until the 19th.

-K..
#3745
Archived Goldeneye / Damn Im Good!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 06, 2001, 10:10:00 PM
You think everything is impossible Wes.

-K..
#3746
Archived Goldeneye / AUTO-UPDATING, ALL ACTIVE MEMBERS NEED PAGE READ
April 06, 2001, 10:03:00 PM
This is very, very sweet.

-K..
#3747
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / What rank will I be.............
April 06, 2001, 10:03:00 PM
That krijy guy is lying.....

Why is it annoying? I'm holding my times because this will be my official leap into the Perfect Dark scene. I don't want to slowly drift in, I want to come in with a bang.

It's just annoying to you because you want to see if I am beating you or not.

-K..
#3748
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Just a little reminder...
April 06, 2001, 10:00:00 PM
Octoinky shut the hell up. You have no idea what goes on over in the goldenye boards.

-K..
#3749
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / What rank will I be.............
April 06, 2001, 08:11:00 AM
Tomorrow I will work on some of my PA levels and knock off a couple more minutes, I am VERY close to 2 hours now, I will get it in a couple of days.

My game timer is at 5 days and 2 hours.

-K..
#3750
Archived Goldeneye / Chatpoint sucks.....READ NOW WOUTER!
April 06, 2001, 08:10:00 AM
Now download MSN messenger. Go to your hotmail address and look around for the chat button, it's pretty easy to figure out how to download MSN.

-K..
#3751
Archived Goldeneye / Chatpoint sucks.....READ NOW WOUTER!
April 06, 2001, 07:17:00 AM
Get a hotmail address.

-K..
#3752
Archived Goldeneye / Chatpoint sucks.....READ NOW WOUTER!
April 06, 2001, 06:49:00 AM
CCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTPPPPPOOOOOOIIIIIINNNNNTTTTT SSSSSUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, for AIM go to www.aim.com, then scroll down to the bottom of the page and click DOWNLOAD AIM 4.3 NOW!

Then it's easy, my aim name is K..Dark64. So right click on the buddy folder and add my name.

Do you have a hotmail address?

-K..
#3753
Archived Goldeneye / Damn Im Good!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 06, 2001, 05:49:00 AM
Once again wouter you are not on chatpoint.

-K..
#3754
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
April 06, 2001, 04:42:00 AM
How the hell did he get 1:33 on defense SA??

-Karl
#3755
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / What rank will I be.............
April 06, 2001, 04:38:00 AM
I am going very, very sweet. I have gained heaps already. And I am getting ever closer to 2 hours in total time.

-K..
#3756
Archived Goldeneye / Damn Im Good!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 06, 2001, 04:04:00 AM
Smart people (like me) would know that all you have to do is type the address into your address bar and the page will work.

-K..
#3757
Archived Goldeneye / Chatpoint sucks.....READ NOW WOUTER!
April 05, 2001, 07:01:00 PM
So you are going to try and use MSN/AIM/ICQ???

-K..
#3758
Archived Goldeneye / The snickers is back..
April 05, 2001, 06:58:00 PM
what is his e-mail address for MSN?

-K..
#3759
Archived Goldeneye / Damn Im Good!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 05, 2001, 06:56:00 PM
HAHAHAHA I bet all of you people haven't even seent the pic :LOL:LOL:LOL

-K..
#3760
Archived Goldeneye / Goodbye
April 05, 2001, 06:41:00 PM
Think about it Tim, you aren't just leaving Goldeneye, you are leaving all of your friends. Leave this message board if you wish, but don't stop chatting to people on ICQ for no reason.

Just because you can't keep up doesn't mean you have to quit and leave everyone forever. At least post on the message board now and then.

Do what you want it's your life but you are my friend (or so I thought) and you MUST keep in touch with me over ICQ or AIM.
#3761
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Skedar........
April 05, 2001, 07:56:00 AM
I need to know the fastest method for shooting the crystals on the last skedar. I got 1:19 on agent and I think the low the way I'm doing it now is possibly 1:17.

The way I do it is I shoot in the middle of the bottom 2 crystals to get rid of them at the same time. Then just do the last 3 normally.

Is there a faster way?

-K..
#3762
Archived Goldeneye / Chatpoint sucks.....READ NOW WOUTER!
April 05, 2001, 07:50:00 AM
I must say, that did not exceed my expectations.

-K..
#3763
Archived Goldeneye / Chatpoint sucks.....READ NOW WOUTER!
April 05, 2001, 07:42:00 AM
find another program chatpoint must be the worst. You HAVE to download Aim or something, give a REALLY good explanation of why you can't use MSN, AIM, or ICQ. Cause I want to chat!!!!!

-K..
#3764
Archived Goldeneye / Chatpoint sucks.....READ NOW WOUTER!
April 05, 2001, 07:36:00 AM
Wouter you need something else besides chatpoint. Chatpoint is the worst chat program in the whole world.

Look, you are online but you haven't signed in to chatpoint so how can I talk to you!!!!!!!!!! LOG IN FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

In closing, chatpoint sucks.

-K..
#3765
Archived Goldeneye / Check this out...
April 05, 2001, 06:47:00 AM
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-K..
#3766
Archived Goldeneye / Check this out...
April 05, 2001, 06:46:00 AM
HAHAHAHA! In his picture it says weapon of choice as PP7. That's the biggest load of bull**** in the history of goldeneye.

I bet commander is just leaving because he feels embarrassed. He though people would believe him but they didn't and now everyone hates him http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

This is funny............

*points at commanderjinx and laughs* http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

-K..
#3767
Archived Goldeneye / Damn Im Good!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 05, 2001, 06:41:00 AM
Oh no, now I have to play heaps to stop Craig from overtaking me in the rankings http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3768
Archived Goldeneye / Attention PD players w/ GE WRs....
April 04, 2001, 11:18:00 PM
Darren Frickel's Archives picture is faked and is completely useless. To get 0:18 seconds all he did was sit there for 17 seconds then press start.

You can't finish archives without shooting (must shoot the window).

-K..
#3769
Archived Goldeneye / PAL is faster than NTSC
April 04, 2001, 05:59:00 PM
I understood that entire post conpletely.

Wouter has a right to say what he did and that shouldn't put him in a place to be removed but oh well. If wouter got removed I would probably remove myself and go with the dutch people and start a new ranking page. This is bullshit how it is, the automation better make the Goldeneye WR a better place.

-K..
#3770
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Cool Crash Site glitch
April 04, 2001, 05:20:00 AM
Spamming is bad......

-K..
#3771
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Cool Crash Site glitch
April 04, 2001, 05:19:00 AM
I never spam.......

-K..
#3772
Archived Goldeneye / Attention PD players w/ GE WRs....
April 04, 2001, 01:57:00 AM
These people REALLY need to get proof.

-K..

#3773
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Defection PA Breakthrough!!
April 03, 2001, 09:35:00 PM
Someone REALLY, REALLY needs to find out what makes a guard open the door, this could be mega cool. But really much time could you save? Not much though.

-K..
#3774
Archived Goldeneye / Some nice news
April 03, 2001, 07:59:00 AM
PDie, Wouter's Silo OOA time doesn't beat the record by 13 or 14 seconds, wouter's time IS the record.

I don't get it, some people give wouter shit all the time, but the second Wouter gives some shit back everyone pays him out?

You guys need to stop being hyprocrites.

-K..
#3775
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
April 03, 2001, 06:30:00 AM
I am watching....

-K..
#3776
Archived Goldeneye / Move toward Automation! All Active Players Read!
April 03, 2001, 06:20:00 AM
You have no idea how much that would mean to me.

Boy, when that automatic system gets up I will be playing overtime every day.

-K..
#3777
Archived Goldeneye / My new controller.........
April 03, 2001, 01:50:00 AM
you are correct wouter.

-K..
#3778
Archived Goldeneye / Some nice news
April 02, 2001, 06:03:00 PM
You don't see why wouter has to say such bad things about Wes? Wes is the one who has had this pathetic grudge against wouter ever since he heard his name. I don't blame wouter.

I am sick of everyone paying out Wouter just because they are jealous of him and all they want to do is see his videos.

Haha, when you see his vids you will all like "oh sorry I believe you now", but he has already proven himself to some of the best goldeneye players in the world and you still don't believe him. It's doesn't cut it, obviously the only reason people don't believe him is because they want to force him into sending 100 videos so they can see his fucking movies. Most people don't give a shit if he is legit, they just care about seeing the vids so they can get his strats.

-K..
#3779
Archived Goldeneye / PAL is faster than NTSC
April 02, 2001, 05:57:00 PM
This is fucked up! You are argueing over grammar!

GET A FUCKING LIFE!

If Wes removes wouter he will have to remove me, mike martin, matthijs ten ham (sorry dude need numbers http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> ), and all the other people who have used it.

Wes isn't removing anyone.

This topic is fucked up you all need to get a life and stop messing around with wouter. get over it he is better than you stop being girls about it. Don't ask shit questions like this and don't start some fucked up fight about grammar.

-K..
#3780
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / What rank will I be.............
April 02, 2001, 07:56:00 AM
oh and I usually get the cut scene at 26.50, my best is 26.41 (my best with my old controller was 26.53)

-K..
#3781
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / What rank will I be.............
April 02, 2001, 07:55:00 AM
Cool Cck, so you have to be looking at the pres as the cutscene starts? Because I never have......but anyways.......I got 0:58 on agent but I know I can get 57 easy. Sometime the pres comes at 56 secs, and I end up with 59 secs because of some sweet pushing. So, if the pres comes at around 53 I am bound to get 57 or if he comes at 52 I will get 56.

-K..
#3782
Archived Goldeneye / My new controller.........
April 02, 2001, 07:25:00 AM
I got a new controller......it is faster......alot faster.

New WR's for.....

1:59 on streets SA
1:59 on streets OOA
2:29 on statue A SA AND OOA.

I will achieve them soon, plus I am still learning 1.2....

-K..
#3783
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter......
April 02, 2001, 07:14:00 AM
What is your user name? Mine is

6K..Dark4

-K..
#3784
Archived Goldeneye / PAL is faster than NTSC
April 02, 2001, 06:32:00 AM
He doesn't have to say it every 2nd post. That's all he ever says. I don't care what he thinks about it, but he doesn't have to post about it all the time.

-K..
#3785
Archived Goldeneye / A Question for WOUTER JANSEN
April 02, 2001, 06:28:00 AM
Wouter shouldn't have to asnwer, this is a joke if you ask me.

-K..
#3786
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter......
April 02, 2001, 05:18:00 AM
How do I get chatpoint, and how can I chat to you?

Please be in-depth http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3787
Archived Goldeneye / PAL is faster than NTSC
April 02, 2001, 05:17:00 AM
Hehe.......

Well, this whole topic was started by Wes, so let's all blame him http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

I think the perfect dark board needs to lighten up. I think everyone needs to lighten up, just because I post the things I say doesn't mean I don't think this whole thing is just about fun.

Wes acts like isn't fun though......all he is ever talking about is how much he hates cruise control or how much he wants to remove Wouter http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

-K..

#3788
Archived Goldeneye / A Question for WOUTER JANSEN
April 02, 2001, 05:11:00 AM
Haha wouter if they want the question all they have to do is read the first post http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

-K..
#3789
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Sweet! (very similar to DarkHawk's previous topic)
April 02, 2001, 02:58:00 AM
You can skip Joanna's "without the auto-pilot" speach at any time. So it begins before you pause, simply keep pausing and unpausing and you will start to skip it even though it is slightly the way through. Because you can skip it at any time, it make it the easiest line to skip in the entire game.

-K..
#3790
Archived Goldeneye / What's Your Wackiest (Worst time)
April 02, 2001, 02:39:00 AM
My surface 1 times are wacky.

-K..
#3791
Archived Goldeneye / A Question for WOUTER JANSEN
April 02, 2001, 02:33:00 AM
Maybe he doesn't want to put up with Wes's mocking.

-K..
#3792
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Why do people bother?
April 02, 2001, 01:58:00 AM
If a person is 76th, bad luck, they have to try harder to get to 75th.

BTW MLM, WE are the kings. You did 2 posts in 1 second, that tied my record but didn't beat it http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3793
Archived Goldeneye / How Often will the updates be?
April 02, 2001, 01:53:00 AM
The update will gradually grow further, and further apart. At the start of the year the updates were weekly, now they are monthly. It is unstoppable.

Sooner or later there will be no update for 6 months, then all of a sudden the cycle will start again. After the 6 month fast of updating, a surge of weekly updates will arise, and it will start all over again.

However legend has it that a new site will arise, with daily updates and up-to-date times.

-K..
#3794
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Should something be done about the PAL records?
April 02, 2001, 12:13:00 AM
If darklight used a PAL version of the game, he would loose over 100 points, a lot more than 100 points.

You are very uninformed master, and until you gain some experience don't bring up such a big topic like this, you have no idea how much of an advantage NTSC has over PAL in the point area. In time however, PAL will gain over a minute.

But remember MASTER, this is the Perfect Dark WORLD RANKINGSm and it contains WORLD RECORDS. A pal record is a world record, and to say that you want something to be done about the PAL records that can only be achieved on a PAL system, you might as well say get rid of the defection records, the extraction records, and the maian SOS records, because they can only be achieved on an ntsc system.

-K..
#3795
Archived Goldeneye / Karl or Wes?
April 01, 2001, 11:50:00 PM
Well Wes that would be really, really good if you could mail me the video after you view it personally. That would work out for both of us.

However, I don't know how I can get the video converted back to PAL. I will check tonight to see if my vcr is NTSC compatible. When you get the tape converted will that mean that there are 2 tapes? It would be logical to convert the PAL onto a different tape, then send me the pal tape.

-K..
#3796
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / What rank will I be.............
April 01, 2001, 05:24:00 PM
Air force one sucks, I have never had a run where the president comes before 55, never, not once in the total of 5 hours I have played the level. However I will play more tonight http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3797
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Why do people bother?
April 01, 2001, 05:20:00 PM
Read the times baby http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3798
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Why do people bother?
April 01, 2001, 05:19:00 PM
Haha, give me proof Mr food, I need hard evidence.









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#3799
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Why do people bother?
April 01, 2001, 05:19:00 PM
Haha, give me proof Mr food, I need hard evidence.










#3800
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Lowest possible PAL times
April 01, 2001, 05:15:00 PM
Why is air base PA only 2:31???

-K..
#3801
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Anybody heard from marshmallow?!
April 01, 2001, 05:13:00 PM
hmmmmm.....

-K..
#3802
Archived Goldeneye / Karl or Wes?
April 01, 2001, 04:52:00 PM
Will you be able to get the movies online straight away Wes?

-K..
#3803
Archived Goldeneye / PAL is faster than NTSC
March 31, 2001, 09:40:00 PM
I'm not saying you shouldn't respect him for what he has done, but if you have a quarrel with someone that is no reason to take them off the site.

These are the goldeneye world records, and it's pointless  giving it that name when you say that people can't join (discombobulater) or you get rid of people because they use cruise control (wouter).

-K..
#3804
Archived Goldeneye / will we EVER see full proof from wouter?
March 31, 2001, 09:35:00 PM
When Tim sends me the vid (you are sending me the vid right?) I will put the vids online.

Shut up about Wouter and proof.

-K..
#3805
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Why do people bother?
March 31, 2001, 09:34:00 PM
No mrfood, you haven't beaten my record, I mean, 2 different posts in one second. 2 physical posts that show up, not just rapidly clicking the add reply button.
#3806
Archived Goldeneye / PAL is faster than NTSC
March 31, 2001, 09:29:00 PM
Wes, please grow up. It's the Goldeneye World Records, not the Goldeneye "for people who kiss my arse" World Records.

Taking someone off the site just because they gave you shit is pathetic, and an obvious attempt to move up the ranks. Threatening to remove wouter would only be an attempt to gain more points.

If you have a disagreement with someone that is no reason to take them off the site, if they send you death threats or call you a ******* faggot, then maybe you can take action. But just because you hold a childish grudge against 1.2 and cruise control is no reason to kick people off the site.

-K..
#3807
Archived Goldeneye / Post new WRs here, no exceptions
March 31, 2001, 09:18:00 PM
You wouldn't have the OO depot WR Wes, that record would be mine.

-K..
#3808
Archived Goldeneye / Dude I just got 20 seconds on runway!!!!!
March 31, 2001, 05:36:00 AM
I just edited the first post again to tell you what to do.

-K..
#3809
Archived Goldeneye / Dude I just got 20 seconds on runway!!!!!
March 31, 2001, 02:18:00 AM
good enough for photo proof http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  

-K..
#3810
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Why do people bother?
March 31, 2001, 02:11:00 AM
My page waits till the whole thing is downloaded then it appears.

-K..
#3811
Archived Goldeneye / Dude I just got 20 seconds on runway!!!!!
March 31, 2001, 02:00:00 AM
haha I could have done it normally without killing 20000 people, and getting 20000 shots to everything, but I thought what the hell.

I have a believable picture of 20 seconds with everything perfect.

Why did I make this topic? Just to show how freaking easy it is to fake a screenshot. The pic I made looks perfect, and I could make it look even better with a bit of work. Screenshots aren't proof, other wise I'll go right ahead and break every world record by 1 second.

-K..
#3812
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Why do people bother?
March 31, 2001, 01:27:00 AM
It doesn't matter how hard you try, there should be a drop off point for the first page. It's not like people are getting kicked off the site, but being the first page, only the top whatever people should be on it. Plus it makes the download time a bitch for modem users http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3813
Archived Goldeneye / Dude I just got 20 seconds on runway!!!!!
March 31, 2001, 12:54:00 AM
Wes why are't you on ICQ?

-K..
#3814
Archived Goldeneye / Dude I just got 20 seconds on runway!!!!!
March 31, 2001, 12:52:00 AM
Hahaha Wes don't take offense, did you see the pic? If you did see I'm just playing around I am making a new pic and I will post that.

-K..
#3815
Archived Goldeneye / Dude I just got 20 seconds on runway!!!!!
March 31, 2001, 12:23:00 AM
you have to try the link several times for it to work I think, so just keep trying http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3816
Archived Goldeneye / Dude I just got 20 seconds on runway!!!!!
March 31, 2001, 12:20:00 AM
I made a new link wait for it to fully download. and you will see the picture in paint.

-K..
#3817
Archived Goldeneye / Another Booyah
March 31, 2001, 12:17:00 AM
I can't wait to learn 1.2 and get 1:12 http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

MWUAHAHA, hehehe

-K..
#3818
Archived Goldeneye / Dude I just got 20 seconds on runway!!!!!
March 31, 2001, 12:09:00 AM
........we are working on it....

-K..
#3819
Archived Goldeneye / Dude I just got 20 seconds on runway!!!!!
March 31, 2001, 12:07:00 AM
wait for the page to load up.

-K..
#3820
Archived Goldeneye / Dude I just got 20 seconds on runway!!!!!
March 31, 2001, 12:06:00 AM
shit the link isn't working...damn expert....brb...

-K..
#3821
Archived Goldeneye / Dude I just got 20 seconds on runway!!!!!
March 31, 2001, 12:05:00 AM
DUDES! 20 seconds! I didn't think it was possible at first but then I found out a new strat!

What's the new strat? Well I was messing around with the level, going for 23 secs again and I held the grenade too early before going into the hut. Just I picked up the key the grenade blew up and blew me through the roof of the hut and I landed outside! Then I just had to run to the end and get into the plane, using some more grenade boosts of course.

Here is the proof, I sent the picture to expert so he could put it online....

www.geocities.com/sim_thr...lrules.bmp

Ok right click this then say "save target as"

Sweet!

-K..
#3822
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Why do people bother?
March 30, 2001, 10:18:00 PM
I don't want to have to wait forever for the World Record page to load up just to see the extra people at the bottom of the board. All they are doing is making the first page larger in size, and making it longer for modem users to load the page up.

Sure it's fine if they are part of the elite (there could be a seperate page for the entire rankings), but being on the first page should be earned, not something that can be achieved by playing the first level on agent once and then never updating again.

-K..
#3823
Archived Goldeneye / Check this out...
March 30, 2001, 10:15:00 PM
Commander needs to get a life. No one hear believes him and he knows it. Does he really think we would believe him? Pfft, boy has he got news.

His smart alec remarks only tell him away anyway. I don't think if anyone actually DID have 20 they would be putting on this attitude that he has.

People do this all the time at Gamefaqs. We just ignore them. We should ignore commander until he gets a video up (which he never will, so that means ignore him forver http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> ).

-K..
#3824
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / What rank will I be.............
March 30, 2001, 09:59:00 PM
I will delete each time as I get them. So you will know which ones I have left.

-K..
#3825
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / What rank will I be.............
March 30, 2001, 09:05:00 AM
Look again wouter it CLEARLY says 2:30. http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3826
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / What rank will I be.............
March 30, 2001, 08:37:00 AM
Some of my goals are....

Defection SA: 0:48 PA: 2:35
Extraction A: 1:12 SA: 1:48 PA: 1:55
Villa SA: 1:34
Chicago PA: 0:33
Infiltration A: 1:20 SA: 1:57
Rescue A: 1:38 SA: 2:38 PA: 3:40
Escape A: 2:45 SA: 4:05 PA: 4:15
Air Base A: 1:21 SA: 1:54 PA: 2:30
Air Force One A: 0:57 SA: 1:27 PA: 1:40
Crash site A: 1:27 SA: 1:43
Defense A: 0:57 SA: 1:40
Attack Ship SA: 3:10 PA: 4:10
Skedar PA: 2:00
Maian A: 1:57 PA: 2:27
Duel SA: 0:06

I have a bit of work to do before my next update http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">      

I am taking off times as I achieve them.....
#3827
Archived Goldeneye / Check this out...
March 30, 2001, 07:10:00 AM
There is only one beta version of the game, and RARE has it.

-K..
#3828
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / What rank will I be.............
March 30, 2001, 02:59:00 AM
I will get under 2 hours total time before my timer reaches 10 days. I have 13 minutes to knock off and 5 game days to do it, easy as pie http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  I might even do it before april 19th http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3829
Archived Goldeneye / Check this out...
March 30, 2001, 02:55:00 AM
Hehehe........

20 seconds is not possible, the guy is lying, and he must really have some guts to think that the best goldeneye players in the world wouldn't know that he was lying.

He is never going to make a tape of getting 21 seconds or whatever, (his excuse is "I haven't got much time on my hands) and the photo is useless it's know use even showing us because is means nothing.

This guy can say what he wants, he can say it's our loss all he wants but really it's his loss http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  What are we losing? He's the one who went to the trouble to make a pic and everything to try and fool him but we know he is lying so I think the only person at a loss is him http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

I don't even know why you posted this valentin it's obvious he's lying.

-K..
#3830
Archived Goldeneye / What the hell is cruise control?
March 29, 2001, 06:34:00 PM
It's pronounced Wou-ter Yarn-sen.

-K..
#3831
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / What rank will I be.............
March 29, 2001, 06:20:00 PM
Mikerpd what rank are you?

And trent I just want you to have a guess, and see if you are suprised when I update http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3832
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / What rank will I be.............
March 29, 2001, 06:18:00 PM
Well, I'm working each level one by one. On the first level I tried I gain over 100 points. I'm just working to get all of my bad times up to some nice points.

-K..
#3833
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / What rank will I be.............
March 29, 2001, 06:12:00 AM
What rank do you think I will be after I update my page on the 19th of april?

I am guessing around 15th http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3834
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Tell me Steven...
March 29, 2001, 03:20:00 AM
The last door is never open.

-K..
#3835
Archived Goldeneye / The road to 53 seconds......
March 28, 2001, 02:53:00 AM
Well.....it's hard to do, but it makes 54 secs possible....when I get 54 secs (and on tape) maybe you will be suprised. I said I won't give out any information at this. Think what you want to think, but you will be suprised.

-K..
#3836
Archived Goldeneye / Holy Mary Mother of God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 28, 2001, 02:51:00 AM
I was the first person to do the level without body armour http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3837
Archived Goldeneye / BOOYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH CONTROL AGENT 4 06!!!!!!!!
March 27, 2001, 06:52:00 PM
Matthijs, anyone can go get a 4:06 without natalya escaping. It means nothing because it's all about Natalya escape and rushing to the end as fast you can will always get you a fail.

-K..
#3838
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Close, so ver very close
March 27, 2001, 05:16:00 AM
Matt what is your escape PA time? I read 5:45? Are you REALLY in the 5 minute club? http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3839
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
March 27, 2001, 03:13:00 AM
It's easy to go from being best in the world in perfect dark and go and get a few good times on agent. Try OO agent, and we will see how many booyah's you get http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3840
Archived Goldeneye / The road to 53 seconds......
March 27, 2001, 03:07:00 AM
I am not giving out any information. I am now just aiming for 54. I have found a pretty easy method but I have to work on it. It's so simple I can't believe people don't already have 54 seconds.

-K..
#3841
Archived Goldeneye / new train agent WR
March 26, 2001, 06:25:00 PM
Ummmm......it's easy to do it with 1.1, watch my vid, cut the locks faster, there you have it.

When I learn 1.2 the record will go down to 1:12 http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3842
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 26, 2001, 08:48:00 AM
No one can beat my record the time is takes to post 2 messages.

-K..
#3843
Archived Goldeneye / How many controllers??
March 26, 2001, 08:42:00 AM
Whoops! Hehe 32 controller is a bit much don't you think http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  Damn typos, what I meant to say is that I was on my 23rd controller.

http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3844
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Your Best Competition at the Perfect Dark Elite
March 26, 2001, 06:14:00 AM
Hehe I am now 4th best in the world at goldeneye http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3845
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
March 26, 2001, 05:35:00 AM
Surface 1 SA: 1:55

-K..
#3846
Archived Goldeneye / Yes! 0:17 Archives Agent
March 26, 2001, 05:07:00 AM
The more people that get 17 seconds on archives just means the more points I gain when I achieve 17 seconds.

-K..
#3847
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Ahh.....Huston......We have a problem.......
March 26, 2001, 04:03:00 AM
I have seen a failed 2:26 on infiltration PA. However there are no scrolling times. There is just a scrolling time of infiltration, nothing else. but Infil. is validated though.

-K..
#3848
Archived Goldeneye / The Tape
March 26, 2001, 02:44:00 AM
well I was asking you, tim, and everyone else.

-K..
#3849
Archived Goldeneye / why not :54 or :53?
March 26, 2001, 01:41:00 AM
I am always looking for faster strats....

-K..
#3850
Archived Goldeneye / The road to 53 seconds......
March 26, 2001, 01:36:00 AM
I don't think I will be able to get 54 seconds today, it's very hard, it will take a lot of time and practice.

-K..
#3851
Archived Goldeneye / The road to 53 seconds......
March 26, 2001, 01:36:00 AM
D'OH, I just sound something out that will really make it much harder for me to get a good time. Maybe now I am just looking for 0:54.

I won't give out any information, it's just too risky.

-K..
#3852
Archived Goldeneye / The Tape
March 26, 2001, 01:35:00 AM
Well, the question is, do you want to see the vids online now, or in the far, far future?

-K..
#3853
Archived Goldeneye / The road to 53 seconds......
March 26, 2001, 01:33:00 AM
24.29.14.51/K../K...html

These are my vids, 99% of them are the fastest currently on the net.

-K..
#3854
Archived Goldeneye / why not :54 or :53?
March 26, 2001, 12:31:00 AM
Ummmmmmm........I think we are just as capable at finding glitches than David Wonn is. I think if the 20 top goldeneye palyers in the world can't find a glitch, David Wonn won't be able to either.

-K..
#3855
Archived Goldeneye / The road to 53 seconds......
March 26, 2001, 12:21:00 AM
53 seconds on surface 2 agent that is. I am getting pretty good at the mine throw, and I should have 53 seconds today if ever.

When I use infinite ammo I can usually blow up the comps after about 5 goes.

-K..
#3856
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Ahh.....Huston......We have a problem.......
March 25, 2001, 10:50:00 PM
there was no complete run failed or not. Nothing, zip, all there was were failed attempts that didn't make it to the end.

-K..
#3857
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Ahhh, wierd glitch!
March 25, 2001, 09:29:00 PM
I'm guessing he use cheats.

-K..
#3858
Archived Goldeneye / Facility SA and 00A
March 25, 2001, 09:28:00 PM
I usually only get hit 2 or 3 times up to the laboratory area. So then I have like 5 bars left at the end. Then I get hit once at the end most times so then I have 4 bars left. It's good if you don't kill the guards at the end so you can pause right in front of them and they give you a boost towards the door.

Or pause in the hallway before those 2 guys so you can get a few good boosts.

-K..
#3859
Archived Goldeneye / How many controllers??
March 25, 2001, 09:24:00 PM
I am on my 32nd controller, but I'm getting a new one on the weekend.

-K..
#3860
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Do I need vids?
March 25, 2001, 09:19:00 PM
I don't think I need to make any videos of any of my times(except deap sea), but if need be.......I am here for you http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3861
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Ahh.....Huston......We have a problem.......
March 25, 2001, 09:11:00 PM
Hmm......there might be an explanation, but I'm sure everybody checks their tapes all the way through before sending them off.

The tape had P.D on it (Perfect Dark) so the tape was clearly marked, and I don't think you would be able to accidentely tape over it when the tape is clearly labelled.

-K..
#3862
Archived Goldeneye / Yes! 0:17 Archives Agent
March 25, 2001, 09:03:00 PM
Hahaha.........actually what I meant to say was when I learn 1.2.........I'm gonna go edit that now.

-K..
#3863
Archived Goldeneye / The Tape
March 25, 2001, 08:02:00 PM
I can hear Wes, he is saying "Send the Tape to K..........Send the tape K.........m'kay......"

I'm sure everyone here would rather you send the tape to me because they want to see the vids. And I will put the vids online because I have a lot of spare time(especially since the holidays are in 2 weeks (hint, hint tim).

I'm sure Wes would agree.

-K..
#3864
Archived Goldeneye / Yes! 0:17 Archives Agent
March 25, 2001, 08:02:00 PM
I will get 0:17 when I learn 1.2......

-K..
#3865
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Ahh.....Huston......We have a problem.......
March 25, 2001, 07:48:00 PM
I was, ever so innocently scrolling through darkestmatt's tape the other day. After an hour and a half or so the tape flipped over to what appeared to be the end of Deep Impact (great movie). Then after the final half hour of that it then broke into Mission Hill, a program on the Comedy Channel. After a couple of episodes of that the tape ended.

Hmm.....was this done on purpose Matt? I didn't see a completed run of infiltration or your scrolling times.

-K..

#3866
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / What does your total game timer read?
March 25, 2001, 07:42:00 PM
Mine reads 4 days 2 hours.

-K..
#3867
Archived Goldeneye / why not :54 or :53?
March 25, 2001, 07:35:00 PM
Surface 1 would be 52 seconds.

Train would be 1:10.

I am working on control I have found one glitch which saves a couple of seconds. Maybe you do it even though you don't know about, but I'm sure many people don't use it......

-K..
#3868
Archived Goldeneye / The Tape
March 24, 2001, 08:08:00 AM
Why send it to Wes when you could send it to me? It doesn't cost anything more. I think Wes would think that it would be more logical to send the tape to me. Wes wouldn't be able to get the vids online, and I could.

-K..
#3869
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Close, so ver very close
March 24, 2001, 02:42:00 AM
Hehe I beat you to it Matt, I am now in the 5 minute club with 4:06 on rescue PA and 4:41 on Attack Ship PA.

-K..
#3870
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / How long did it take?
March 24, 2001, 12:34:00 AM
1.2 is so frustrating....

-K..
#3871
Archived Goldeneye / The Tape
March 23, 2001, 08:37:00 PM
Tim, wouldn't it be better to send the tape to me? I can get the videos up straight away. Isn't that what everyone wants for clear videos with no defects of wouter's times? http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

I know Wes won't put the vids up for a while(for whatever reasons) so could you send the vids to me?

-K..
#3872
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / How long did it take?
March 23, 2001, 08:33:00 PM
It's not Paragon's superior 1.2 skills that makes him how good he is.

-K..
#3873
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / How long did it take?
March 23, 2001, 05:25:00 AM
How long did it take for all of you 1.2 users to learn 1.2 good enough to go for fast times??

I want to know roughly how long it should take me to learn 1.2 as good as paragon http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3874
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Close, so ver very close
March 23, 2001, 04:56:00 AM
Take off Escape PA I just got 4:59 http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3875
Archived Goldeneye / Sorry guys........................................
March 23, 2001, 04:50:00 AM
Maybe wouter is like me,
and likes to say things that are't important
but still likes to say them anyway
just to make people think you are weird,
Sometimes it's fun just to be stupid all the time
like I do with my friends
But I don't always act weird,
just sometimes
but people know how I really act.

Wouter does it all the time though http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">
Dutch people are funny, just like me http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">
Dutch people rule http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

this is cool talking this way http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

hehe

</talking like wouter>

http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3876
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Close, so ver very close
March 23, 2001, 01:57:00 AM
I have left........

Rescue PA: 6:33
Escape PA: 7:25
Attack Ship PA: 5:15

-K..
#3877
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / When will Paragon play again?
March 22, 2001, 05:46:00 PM
Ass is american.

-K..
#3878
Archived Goldeneye / New trick discovered by me..
March 22, 2001, 05:42:00 PM
See I added the smiley so that makes it ok http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3879
Archived Goldeneye / New trick discovered by me..
March 21, 2001, 10:47:00 PM
The hostages run away when the hostage taker dissapears totally. It doesn't matter what you do to the hostage.

The trick is useless http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3880
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / kinda weird...
March 21, 2001, 06:42:00 PM
It's a game..............

-K..
#3881
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / kinda weird...
March 21, 2001, 05:54:00 PM
I'm guessing she has the gun extensions in her back pocket.

-K..
#3882
Archived Goldeneye / New wr SMILEYS.
March 21, 2001, 05:31:00 PM
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#3884
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / wow........
March 21, 2001, 07:31:00 AM
I improved a few minutes of my total PD time today, and I will improve my time by a few more minutes tomorrow.

-K..
#3885
Archived Goldeneye / Sorry guys........................................
March 21, 2001, 06:28:00 AM
That totally sucks Matthijs, hopefully you can still use the internet while you are at school or something.

-K..
#3886
Archived Goldeneye / ExpertGamer, I need help....
March 21, 2001, 03:00:00 AM
I couldn't see ANYTHING I said, I didn't see which path you took.

-K..
#3887
Archived Goldeneye / Yet another update...
March 21, 2001, 01:49:00 AM
By my account I am the best in the world http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3888
Archived Goldeneye / My Tape :)
March 21, 2001, 01:46:00 AM
Wes also said he would put my vids on his site.........
#3889
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Funky Buddha
March 20, 2001, 06:12:00 AM
Damnit FB what is your e-mail address! I want to know what it is.

-K..
#3890
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / wow........
March 20, 2001, 05:05:00 AM
Not a maian PA WR but I knocked off one more minute with 4:59 on escape SA. I think that it is safe to say that I am now under the 4 hour mark for both goldeneye and perfect dark.

-K..
#3891
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / wow........
March 20, 2001, 04:15:00 AM
I just got 2:27 on SA which I believe is the PAL WR, now I will play PA and get the PA PAL WR.

-K..
#3892
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / wow........
March 20, 2001, 03:47:00 AM
I just knocked off about 6 minutes then because i just got 3:36 on Maian SOS on PA, I will try this level on SA and get a better time.....

-K..
#3893
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Funky Buddha
March 20, 2001, 03:44:00 AM
FB, just saying you have msn isn't any help, what is your e-mail address?

-K..
#3894
Archived Goldeneye / My goals..........
March 20, 2001, 02:06:00 AM
I can't think of anything interesting to posts so I thought I would just post my goals for the future. I will be getting a new controller soon, so that will improve my playing ability slightly.

Anyways, my goals....

Dam SA: 1:22
Facility A: 0:51 SA: 1:02 OOA: 1:02
Surface 1 SA: 1:55
Statue OOA: 2:31
Archives A: 0:17 OOA: 0:58
Streets SA: 1:59 OOA: 2:00
Train A:1:14 SA: 1:46 OOA: 2:16 (strat tweaking)
Cradle SA: 0:43
Egyptian OOA: 0:55

Most of these goals should come pretty soon, I'm very confident, especially with train.

-K..
#3895
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I got Darkestmatt's tape......
March 19, 2001, 05:51:00 PM
I got the tape yesterday and I am in the process of watching it. I will tell you what is on the tape when I finish with it..........

And I will also put an infiltration vid online.

-K..
#3896
Archived Goldeneye / The race.......
March 19, 2001, 06:40:00 AM
hmmmmmm.......

-K..
#3897
Archived Goldeneye / The race.......
March 19, 2001, 06:38:00 AM
I know everything about cheat posting, everything. So any queries should come straight to me.

-K..
#3898
Archived Goldeneye / The race.......
March 19, 2001, 06:38:00 AM
I know everything about cheat posting, everything. So any queries should come straight to me.

-K..
#3899
Archived Goldeneye / The race.......
March 19, 2001, 06:38:00 AM
I know everything about cheat posting, everything. So any queries should come straight to me.

-K..
#3900
Archived Goldeneye / The race.......
March 19, 2001, 06:38:00 AM
I know everything about cheat posting, everything. So any queries should come straight to me.

-K..
#3901
Archived Goldeneye / The race.......
March 19, 2001, 06:38:00 AM
I know everything about cheat posting, everything. So any queries should come straight to me.

-K..
#3902
Archived Goldeneye / The race.......
March 19, 2001, 06:38:00 AM
I know everything about cheat posting, everything. So any queries should come straight to me.

-K..
#3903
Archived Goldeneye / The race.......
March 19, 2001, 06:38:00 AM
I know everything about cheat posting, everything. So any queries should come straight to me.

-K..
#3904
Archived Goldeneye / The race.......
March 19, 2001, 06:38:00 AM
I know everything about cheat posting, everything. So any queries should come straight to me.

-K..
#3905
Archived Goldeneye / The race.......
March 19, 2001, 06:38:00 AM
I know everything about cheat posting, everything. So any queries should come straight to me.

-K..
#3906
Archived Goldeneye / The race.......
March 19, 2001, 06:38:00 AM
I know everything about cheat posting, everything. So any queries should come straight to me.

-K..
#3907
Archived Goldeneye / The race.......
March 19, 2001, 06:37:00 AM
I know everything about cheat posting, everything. So any queries should come straight to me.

-K..
#3908
Archived Goldeneye / Perfect DIE brings luck!
March 19, 2001, 06:35:00 AM
...............shit...................

-K..
#3909
Archived Goldeneye / The race.......
March 19, 2001, 04:55:00 AM
I can't click as fast as I want, I have a 33.3k modem....If I could click as fast as I want I would have won yesterday.....

-K..
#3910
Archived Goldeneye / WRs to update
March 19, 2001, 02:39:00 AM
my last name is a short o, as in "job" with an "st on the end...

-K..
#3911
Archived Goldeneye / ExpertGamer, I need help....
March 19, 2001, 02:26:00 AM
Chris sent me the statue vids and I watched them, but the movies are too dark to see ANYTHING! I could see nothing at all, except faint outlines......

-K..
#3912
Archived Goldeneye / The race.......
March 19, 2001, 01:48:00 AM
Yeah well it's easy for you because you have cable (I'm assuming)...........

-K..
#3913
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 05:35:00 AM
shit I suck at this....

-K..
#3914
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 05:33:00 AM
...

-KArl
#3915
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 05:31:00 AM
Let me try something....

-K..
#3916
Archived Goldeneye / Does anybody ever look in the GoldenEye 2 forum?
March 17, 2001, 05:22:00 AM
yes.........yes ineed.........

-K..
#3917
Archived Goldeneye / Sterling...The Dutch &quot;conspiracy&quot;
March 17, 2001, 05:19:00 AM
Sterling, you still haven't explained the aliens taking over the world.....

-K..
#3918
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 05:18:00 AM
that's it now it's war......

-K..
#3919
Archived Goldeneye / WRs to update
March 17, 2001, 04:56:00 AM
I hope you people pronounce my last name like J-obst and not Y-obst..........It's so annoying when people call me K.. Yobst.

-K..
#3920
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / wow........
March 17, 2001, 04:28:00 AM
hehe I went from 400 posts to 2500 posts......

-K..
#3921
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:23:00 AM
this will be a big jump....

-K..
#3922
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:12:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3923
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:12:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3924
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:12:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3925
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:12:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3926
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:12:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3927
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:12:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3928
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:12:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3929
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:12:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3930
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:12:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3931
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:12:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3932
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:12:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3933
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:12:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3934
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:12:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3935
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:12:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3936
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:12:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3937
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:12:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3938
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:12:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3939
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:12:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3940
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:12:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3941
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:12:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3942
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:12:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3943
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:11:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3944
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:11:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3945
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:11:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3946
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:11:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3947
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:11:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3948
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:11:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3949
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:11:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3950
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:11:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3951
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:11:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3952
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:11:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3953
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:11:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3954
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:11:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3955
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:11:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3956
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:11:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3957
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:11:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3958
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:11:00 AM
............kk

-K..
#3959
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:06:00 AM
Yep, now I know everything about it.....

-K..
#3960
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:04:00 AM
finishing the test.....

-K..
#3961
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 04:03:00 AM
testing still.....I thought I had it all figured out....

-K..
#3962
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 03:55:00 AM
.

#3963
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 03:52:00 AM
I have it all figured out.....

-K..
#3964
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 03:51:00 AM
testing something out......

-K..
#3965
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 03:47:00 AM
sweet

-K..
#3966
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 03:42:00 AM
raking in the posts........
#3967
Archived Goldeneye / The race.......
March 17, 2001, 03:36:00 AM
.
#3968
Archived Goldeneye / The race.......
March 17, 2001, 03:29:00 AM
...
#3969
Archived Goldeneye / The race.......
March 17, 2001, 03:28:00 AM
I am already off to a good start......
#3970
Archived Goldeneye / The race.......
March 17, 2001, 03:26:00 AM
first to get 10 000 posts..........let the race begin....

-K..
#3971
Archived Goldeneye / The race........
March 17, 2001, 03:24:00 AM
d'oh this posted twice.....please ignore this....

-K..
#3972
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 03:08:00 AM
actually you might be able to beat my World record, if you do 2 posts and it says they were made in the same second.....should be possible.......perhaps......

By the way ringwraith, what is your AIM/MSN/ICQ name/e-mail/numbers???

-K..
#3973
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 03:06:00 AM
Nice time Ringwraith, 7 secs......pretty good for a full extra word.....

-K..







#3974
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 03:01:00 AM
Yep now my sig is complete

-K..
#3975
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 03:01:00 AM
seeing if my sig changed.....

-K..
#3976
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 02:59:00 AM
Check out my new sig....

-K..
#3977
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 02:54:00 AM
sweet 1 second! I'd like to see someone try and beat that! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3978
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 02:53:00 AM
wow 2 secs........









ff
#3979
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 02:53:00 AM
wow 2 secs........









f
#3980
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 02:52:00 AM
how fast can I post twice........let me see.......










ff
#3981
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 02:52:00 AM
how fast can I post twice........let me see.......










f
#3982
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 02:43:00 AM
Yep, I have deffinetely made an interesting discovery.......

http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3983
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 02:42:00 AM
I think I have made an interesting discovery...

-K..
#3984
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 02:41:00 AM
Wow something is going wrong here........

-K..
#3985
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 02:40:00 AM
Just testing something........

-K..
#3986
Archived Goldeneye / Nerdie Nerds..
March 17, 2001, 02:38:00 AM
yes...........very interesting........

well, not really http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3987
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 02:37:00 AM
I did..........a little something.........http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Not hacking though.......just some precision clicking on the "Add Reply" button http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3988
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 02:30:00 AM
Oh wow now it did http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#3989
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 02:29:00 AM
d'oh, that didn't work....let me try again.......

-K..
#3990
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 02:27:00 AM
see......I have made a big jump but have only posted one new message............

-K..
#3991
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 02:27:00 AM
I just found out a way to get stacks of posts towards your name but only post one message! My post count now would be 468, and then I will post again and it will be a big jump......

-K..
#3992
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 02:25:00 AM
....

-K..
#3993
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 02:23:00 AM
I have never even thought about spamming

-K..
#3994
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 02:23:00 AM
never.......

-K..
#3995
Archived Goldeneye / Spam!
March 17, 2001, 02:22:00 AM
I have never spammed............

-K..
#3996
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Tape No.2
March 17, 2001, 12:11:00 AM
Where do you live Carnski?

-K..
#3997
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / wow........
March 16, 2001, 11:21:00 PM
I just cut 20 minutes off my total time by getting 5:15 on Attack ship PA and 2:32 on Infiltration PA(my 2 worst levels). I am getting closer to my goal of 2:30:00 in total time so that I can be under 4:00:00 in total time for both goldeneye and perfect dark......

-K..
#3998
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
March 16, 2001, 08:22:00 PM
hmmm.......did the pics arrive ?
#3999
Archived Goldeneye / Sterling...The Dutch &quot;conspiracy&quot;
March 16, 2001, 08:17:00 PM
*hears cradle music play in the background*

This is odd, I don't know if it's bad but I wonder why sterling said he got 4:45 on control OOA and didn't send it to Wes or Derek, and said that he never said he got 4:45, and tried to cover up this major conspiracy about aliens taking over the world............

..............

-K..
#4000
Archived Goldeneye / Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
March 16, 2001, 08:06:00 PM
I'm going to get 1:22........in good time........

Congrats Tim.

-K..
#4001
Archived Goldeneye / ExpertGamer, I need help....
March 16, 2001, 07:58:00 AM
Homestead sucks so much it's not funny. I hate homestead, I want to kill it.........

really, I want to kill homestead..........

I need a vid of 2:31..........I need it now.......

-K..
#4002
Archived Goldeneye / ExpertGamer, I need help....
March 16, 2001, 03:14:00 AM
I can't download the movies, it says I can't make a connection with the host. Come on Expert put the movies on the pdept, now I have to wait to see it.

-K..
#4003
Archived Goldeneye / I am off for a week..............
March 10, 2001, 05:55:00 AM
I got banned from the comp because I got in trouble, not because I spend too much time on it.

BTW I'm secretly using the comp while my parents are at a party http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4004
Archived Goldeneye / I am off for a week..............
March 08, 2001, 06:11:00 AM
I got in trouble today (don't ask why) so I am being banned from the computer for a week.

I might be able to check up on the boards at school though, but not often.

See ya........

This also might mean no goldeneye for a week but maybe I can play...

-K..
#4005
Archived Goldeneye / My page needs new memeber..
March 08, 2001, 02:53:00 AM
Eise would I be able to join? I'm not dutch but I'm still part of the commonwealth! Wait, is the netherlands part of the commonwealth?

I wish I lived in the netherlands http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4006
Archived Goldeneye / Sweet run on Bunker 2 Secret Agent!!!!!
March 07, 2001, 06:12:00 PM
You are REALLY, REALLY lucky you didn't get 1:02 http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4007
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
March 07, 2001, 07:47:00 AM
actually, 26 secs is theoretically possible. If you get boosted twice and out the door extremely fast, and the run itself would have to be perfect, and one slap for the first guard in the back of the head.

-K..
#4008
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
March 07, 2001, 07:46:00 AM
I'm pretty sure Paragon didn't use it, or I'm sure he would of said he didn't. 26 secs is not possible.

-K..
#4009
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
March 07, 2001, 05:47:00 AM
Yes!

Bunker 1 SA: 0:27

Sweet http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4010
Archived Goldeneye / Cradle Video
March 07, 2001, 04:44:00 AM
I have no idea how you worked that out.......

-K..
#4011
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
March 07, 2001, 12:03:00 AM
Surface 1 SA: 1:56
Surface 1 OOA: 1:55

-K..
#4012
Archived Goldeneye / I'm getting better at Aztec:)
March 06, 2001, 09:02:00 PM
Those automatic bank tellers are shortened to ATM not ITM.

-K..
#4013
Archived Goldeneye / I'm getting better at Aztec:)
March 06, 2001, 09:01:00 PM
An automatic teller machine is shortened to ATM not ITM.

-K..
#4014
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
March 06, 2001, 08:07:00 PM
1:10 Jungle OOA

-K..
#4015
Archived Goldeneye / Jungle OO agent without the body armour..........
March 06, 2001, 07:08:00 PM
You can't open my vids from the current location you have to download them to disk.

I'm trying jungle at the moment and I had a complete run without the body armour and got 1:10, but I didn't collect ammo off the first guard so I had to kill another one, then I stuffed up on Xenia, but I completed it and got 1:10 on tape, I'm trying for faster though.

-K..
#4016
Archived Goldeneye / I'm getting better at Aztec:)
March 06, 2001, 06:15:00 PM
Maybe he has already proved that he is a sweet player....

-K..
#4017
Archived Goldeneye / Jungle OO agent without the body armour..........
March 06, 2001, 07:47:00 AM
Wouter have you seen my jungle vid?

-K..
#4018
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
March 06, 2001, 06:28:00 AM
1:03 facility SA

-K..
#4019
Archived Goldeneye / Cradle Video
March 06, 2001, 05:14:00 AM
MLM, I talked to sterling over aim and we worked it out, but I don't think anyone else would know why I complained because they don't listen to any conversations me and sterling.

I know that Sterling had good intentions but the way I read it made me think he was purposely stating the obvious. Because sterling said he was trying to help after the first post but in the first post all he said was that he does it a slower and way but he still gets 0:38, maybe that's not so bad the first time but he used to do that more than once over aim. It just seems a bit intimidating that someone would say you are going slow but doesn't say where you are going slow, or say that he did it a slower way but doesn't say how he did it.

I'm just saying that being the rank Sterling is in the world he should watch how he says things to the people underneath him, because they can take it the wrong way like me. It was more like Sterling stating the obvious that he is better.

Also, I am not blind and I know if I make a mistake. I never said any of my runs were perfect, I think I felt a bit intimidated by sterling always saying what was wrong with my vids(or saying I do some parts slower and then not saying how I could improve them).

But we have worked it out.............

Oh and about Wes and what he said, he purposely said what he said to make it look as though I only passed him because he wasn't playing and I couldn't pass him if he kept playing. He made the statement out of the blew and in a topic that didn't connect with the post whatsoever....

oh and Derek I was talking to Mallow when I said it would help if I knew what they were.

-K..
#4020
Archived Goldeneye / Cradle Video
March 06, 2001, 01:58:00 AM
I think you are the one getting Cut up about this Wes. You are even try to make excuses for me passing you. Can't someone have a bit of fun? You think I say that I'm the official strat master because I think I'm the best, maybe I have a little thing called a sense of humour.

I"m sorry if you don't find goldeneye interesting anymore but that doesn't mean you can take the fun away from everyone else. I'm sorry if I'm very happy if I get a world record and I express it maybe too much but just because you don't find it interesting doesn't mean that I can't have fun with it.

This is just kids playing a video game and you take it WAY, WAY, WAY too seriously. Maybe you forget that I am just a kid not some 70 year old wise elder.

-K..
#4021
Archived Goldeneye / Jungle OO agent without the body armour..........
March 05, 2001, 05:32:00 PM
Sterling I have made it to the last hallway several times now. and once at the end I had near full health and I died because the bottles exploded and killed me. I'll do it without the body armour....

-K..
#4022
Archived Goldeneye / Best Possible Times
March 05, 2001, 07:37:00 AM
it's possiblem I've done it before, but I had to go back then try it again, it'll just take a lot of luck, no one has really tried it....I might try it on wednesday....

-K..
#4023
Archived Goldeneye / Cradle Video
March 05, 2001, 06:31:00 AM
it would help if I knew what they were.....

-K..
#4024
Archived Goldeneye / Jungle OO agent without the body armour..........
March 05, 2001, 05:01:00 AM
If you watch my video of 1:11 on OOA you will think "holy shit". The reason you will think that is because I got shot once going through the jungle, I didn't get shot at xenia, I got shot twice by the guard on the ramp but if I shot him I wouldn't of gotten hit at all.

So first the through room in the cave I should have only been shot once. Then I get shot once by the drone gun on top of the ladder, and then I don't get shot at the end. Plus I used the grenade launcher to boost myself on the last drone gun......and that took a few bars off.

So all in all I should have really only been shot twice, and I still would of had enough health to boost myself. So my video proves that Jungle OOA is possible without the body armour.

I might try tonight and see if it's possible (which it is) and get a run without the body armour on tape.

-K..
#4025
Archived Goldeneye / Jungle OOA.......
March 05, 2001, 03:57:00 AM
Now just to work on agent.....

-K..
#4026
Archived Goldeneye / Jungle OOA.......
March 05, 2001, 03:56:00 AM
okay I just got 1:11 on OOA, and I got it on tape. It was a pretty sweet run but I could of killed Xenia faster, plus I got hit back 2 times by the guard on the ramp the runs up to the left.

All in all, this basically shows you the strat to get 1:09, but I think wouter does it differently, I do the end fast too.

-K..
#4027
Archived Goldeneye / Jungle OOA.......
March 05, 2001, 03:29:00 AM
I just got 1:12 but there are a lot of improvements I can make. First of all I strafed kinda sloppy near the 3rd drone gun. Then I could of gone faster on Xenia. Then on the first drone gun up the ladder it hit me a few times....so I could of done that but 2 secs faster. I really think you can beat 1:09, I might be able to get 1:08, but we will have to see.

From this point on I am taping.....

-K..
#4028
Archived Goldeneye / Cradle Video
March 05, 2001, 02:08:00 AM
Thanks Derek......BTW do you have AIM or MSN or ICQ?

-K..
#4029
Archived Goldeneye / They will be mine, oh yes, they will be mine......
March 05, 2001, 01:49:00 AM
Hehe, ok, through the jungle I used the strat in Tim's vid, but I did the end totally different and totally faster and I have no idea why you don't do it like I do...I'm gonna go make a vid of it....

-K..
#4030
Archived Goldeneye / Cradle Video
March 05, 2001, 01:47:00 AM
Sterling I didn't take it that seriously, I'm not having p.m.s it's just annoying what you say sometimes. In the first post you didn't help me at all. You didn't say how you did it or how I did it differently, all you said in the post is how you did it slower and got the same time and I should of gotten 0:36 or whatever. That's saying that I went slow, but you didn't say anything about how I could of gone faster. That is why I get the wrong impression all of the time, you say all you want to do is help but you didn't give me any tips or anything.

-K..
#4031
Archived Goldeneye / Hello
March 04, 2001, 05:42:00 PM
can't someone just say hello?

-K..
#4032
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
March 04, 2001, 05:37:00 PM
Derek there is no way you can get back to the helicopter at 37 seconds. I usually get there around 33 seconds and I'm pretty sure the fastest you can get back to the helicopter is 34.

Oh and Jungle SA: 1:04 (for friday)

-K..
#4033
Archived Goldeneye / Derek, my new WR's....
March 04, 2001, 05:31:00 PM
....and 1:04 on jungle SA.....

-K..
#4034
Archived Goldeneye / Best Possible Times
March 04, 2001, 05:27:00 PM
Lower the Surface 2 Agent time to 0:52 and the SA time to 0:53, everyone always forgets this.

-K..
#4035
Archived Goldeneye / Cradle Video
March 04, 2001, 05:23:00 PM
By the way Sterling stop saying all of my videos are slow. I couldn't care less if they were slow. I would appreciate it if you kept your oppinions to yourself.

-K..
#4036
Archived Goldeneye / Cradle Video
March 04, 2001, 03:10:00 AM
What did I do differently Sterling? Is my way faster?

-K..
#4037
Archived Goldeneye / frigate!!!!!!!
March 03, 2001, 07:43:00 AM
It will have to wait until monday...

-K..
#4038
Archived Goldeneye / They will be mine, oh yes, they will be mine......
March 03, 2001, 07:41:00 AM
You'll have to wait a couple of days for the video to be online, but until then.......http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

I also think I have a OO Agent strat that will give me a time around 1:10, it's a really fast and really sweet strat that I made all by my little self.

You know I AM the Official Goldeneye Srat Master http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4039
Archived Goldeneye / They will be mine, oh yes, they will be mine......
March 03, 2001, 07:01:00 AM
Oh I also forgot to say that I got it on tape http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4040
Archived Goldeneye / They will be mine, oh yes, they will be mine......
March 03, 2001, 07:00:00 AM
Hmmm....now I think I might work on OO agent using the same strat.....

-K..
#4041
Archived Goldeneye / They will be mine, oh yes, they will be mine......
March 03, 2001, 06:55:00 AM
Booyah! Jungle Secret Agent 1:04!!!!

SSSWWWWWEEEEEEEEEETTTTTT!!!!!!!

Hmmmm...is it that I was lucky or is it that I rule....

I think it's because of the latter http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4042
Archived Goldeneye / They will be mine, oh yes, they will be mine......
March 03, 2001, 06:20:00 AM
I will get 4:09 on control agent, and 1:04 on jungle SA. I think around 1:02 or 1:01 are possible on Jungle SA. I mean I have a way faster strat than the one I saw in Tim's vid so.....I think I can go about 2 secs faster.....

-K..
#4043
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
March 03, 2001, 04:23:00 AM
Jungle SA: 1:08 (soon to be 1:04)

-K..
#4044
Archived Goldeneye / Sterling, Control Agent......
March 03, 2001, 04:22:00 AM
I already go up the stairs and open the door for natalya.

-K..
#4045
Archived Goldeneye / Sterling, Control Agent......
March 03, 2001, 02:08:00 AM
k...

-K..
#4046
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
March 03, 2001, 02:06:00 AM
Surface 1 OOA: 1:56
Control Agent: 4:12
Aztec Agent: 2:07

-K..
#4047
Archived Goldeneye / Sterling, Control Agent......
March 03, 2001, 02:00:00 AM
Or anyone who has 4:13.......

-K..
#4048
Archived Goldeneye / frigate!!!!!!!
March 02, 2001, 11:41:00 PM
it takes a while to get the hostages to escape but I might try a little bit and see if I can get a 27 or 28 run anyway.

-K..
#4049
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Will we Break 1:46:00?
March 02, 2001, 09:15:00 PM
After a while all the Perfect Dark times will start being "perfected". I bet most of you record holders find mistakes in your World Record runs? Well after a while people will get flawless World Records, with no mistakes.

So, a lot of time can be taken off, you just don't know it yet.

-K..
#4050
Archived Goldeneye / Sterling, Control Agent......
March 02, 2001, 08:58:00 PM
Sterling when you got your 4:10 did you have to wait at the end for natalya to escape or did she escape before you even got there? I just got 4:12 but I had to wait at the elelvator for about 4 or 5 seconds.

Did you have to wait?

-K..
#4051
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Carrying the Elite beyond 1:47.......
March 02, 2001, 06:56:00 PM
I'm going to play Deep Sea SA a lot today so hopefully I can get a time around 3:15 and take 10 secs off the total time.

-K..
#4052
Archived Goldeneye / Aztec 2:42 ooa movie (!!)
March 02, 2001, 06:51:00 PM
If you ignore the guys in the first room they usually all die by a grenade explosion.

-K..
#4053
Archived Goldeneye / Some B-S times I saw
March 02, 2001, 06:46:00 PM
They are BS times out of 64 magazine. Everyone cheats in that mag.

-K..
#4054
Archived Goldeneye / The apocalypse has begun.........
March 02, 2001, 08:13:00 AM
Thanks Craig http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Although if I do become Number 1 it won't be for a while.....

No, WHEN I become Number 1 it won't be for a while.....

http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4055
Archived Goldeneye / Derek, my new WR's....
March 02, 2001, 07:12:00 AM
Add Bunker 2 SA 1:03 for me

-K..
#4056
Archived Goldeneye / Aztec 2:42 ooa movie (!!)
March 02, 2001, 07:11:00 AM
Sweet, it has shown me one or 2 tips. I might try aztec OOA some time, but for the time being I have crappier times to improve.

-K..
#4057
Archived Goldeneye / The apocalypse has begun.........
March 02, 2001, 07:09:00 AM
Hmm.....If my calculations are correct, I will pass Steven Zwartjes in the next update as well......

-K..
#4058
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
March 02, 2001, 07:06:00 AM
Well, it's not 0:43, but 0:44 on cradle SA will do for now http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4059
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
March 02, 2001, 06:02:00 AM
Bunker 2 OO Agent: 1:24
Cradle OO Agent: 0:46

Now just to get 0:43 on cradle SA........

-K..
#4060
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
March 02, 2001, 02:04:00 AM
Bunker 2 SA: 1:03

-K..
#4061
Archived Goldeneye / Finally, I new Bunker 2 SA World Record
March 01, 2001, 05:40:00 PM
Bunker 2 Secret Agent: 1:03

Sweet as sugar http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4062
Archived Goldeneye / The apocalypse has begun.........
March 01, 2001, 05:38:00 PM
HAHAHAHA! Don't count on it! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4063
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
March 01, 2001, 05:29:00 AM
Depot Agent: 0:27
Depot Secret Agent: 0:48
Cradle Agent: 0:38
Facility Agent: 0:52
Bunker 2 Secret Agent: 1:06 (soon to be 1:01 http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> )

-K..
#4064
Archived Goldeneye / The apocalypse has begun.........
March 01, 2001, 05:24:00 AM
Just as your signs have told you Wes the opocalypse has begun......

In the next update you will be 6th place in the world rankings.......

It has begun, beware......

-K..
#4065
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / How Long will Paragonx9 keep the #1 spot ?
March 01, 2001, 03:33:00 AM
It's Sterling's ability to "achieve" World Records that makes him the best. If Wouter had arrived sooner, Sterling would of had the competition sooner and therefore would have gotten way more times by now.

-K..
#4066
Archived Goldeneye / Derek, my new WR's....
March 01, 2001, 02:37:00 AM
Here are some World Records of mine that I would like you to add to your site....

Runway Agent: 0:23
Bunker 2 agent: 0:27
Depot Agent: 0:27
Cradle Agent: 0:38 http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

And also Matthijs ten Ham got 1:11 on silo agent so add that too please.

-K..
#4067
Archived Goldeneye / Depot 00 agent movie available
March 01, 2001, 01:46:00 AM
Dude I have a 57 second vid online....

-K..
#4068
Archived Goldeneye / Karl can you do me a favor..
February 28, 2001, 09:08:00 PM
Tonight I will be trying for 0:27 secs on depot agent and 0:57 on surface 2 SA, so I might not be able to play Train SA.

If I get both 27 secs and 57 secs I will play a bit of train SA and put it online.

For now though I have 2 vids that will be put online tonight, they are 27 secs on bunker 2 and 48 secs on dept SA.

-K..
#4069
Archived Goldeneye / NEW SILO AGENT WR, AND ON TAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 27, 2001, 05:33:00 PM
Grrr....I am really going to have to play silo agent tonight and get the World record again....

-K..
#4070
Archived Goldeneye / Karl can you do me a favor..
February 27, 2001, 05:27:00 PM
I could probably play it tonight and get a good run on tape...

-K..
#4071
Archived Goldeneye / A huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders....
February 27, 2001, 07:58:00 AM
Wow I just got 0:40 on cradle agent. That is SO MUCH BETTER then my old time of 0:45 and I have dreading that time for over 6 months. I have no idea why but I couldn't kill trevelyan ever! But tonight I started to use the double ZMG-fire-at-the-same-time thing and I killed him a lot more times and got 0:40.

Woohoo now my agent total time is 22:28!

-K..
#4072
Archived Goldeneye / Longest Standing Record?
February 27, 2001, 04:38:00 AM
The longest standing OO agent record is 2:29 on Statue by Sterling, I'm guessing that goes for Secret agent as well.

I think the longest standing Agent world records would be close between Dam and surface 2.

I remember Eise being the first person to get 24 secs on runway SA and I think that was only at the beginning of last year.

-K..
#4073
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 26, 2001, 05:19:00 PM
0:23 runway agent
0:27 bunker 2 agent
1:12 silo agent
0:54 egyptian SA
0:40 runway OO agent

-K..
#4074
Archived Goldeneye / 23 Secs on runway going online!!!!
February 26, 2001, 07:10:00 AM
Awesome! 2 new times!

0:54 egyptian SA
0:40 runway OO agent (finally!)

Today is my lucky day..... http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)">

-K..
#4075
Archived Goldeneye / 23 Secs on runway going online!!!!
February 26, 2001, 06:04:00 AM
Actually, my next time will be 1:12 on silo agent! I might try depot agent tonight but it will be tough.

-K..
#4076
Archived Goldeneye / 23 Secs on runway going online!!!!
February 26, 2001, 04:31:00 AM
Sweet I just got 27 secs on bunker 2 agent! sweet, next will be 27 secs on depot agent...

-K..
#4077
Archived Goldeneye / 23 Secs on runway going online!!!!
February 26, 2001, 02:53:00 AM
thanks dude

-K..
#4078
Archived Goldeneye / 23 Secs on runway going online!!!!
February 26, 2001, 02:43:00 AM
Sweet dude I just got 23 seconds on runway agent! And I got it on tape! And I put it on my comp! And I sent it to Expert Gamer! And he put it online!

WOOHOO!

24.29.14.51/K../K...html

SWEET DUDE!

-K..
#4079
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / My Tape
February 25, 2001, 08:16:00 PM
Yeah, just as Octoinky said, if you are as good as you claim to be you should be able to get near most of your runs easily. Most of the goldeneye vids I have online were done in a day, it's easy to get a time near your best.

When I sit down and try and get a time for proof I sometime sit and play for 2 hours trying to get a really good run. So, maybe that's how long you have to play to do it. but, you still have to do it, no matter how long it takes.

-K..
#4080
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / My Tape
February 25, 2001, 07:43:00 PM
Carnski it looks like you are trying to get out of providing the proof we want. It's simple, you give us how much proof we ask for, you're in the elite, if you argue and don't provide, you don't join, it's as simple as that.

Argueing yourself out of proof won't get you into the elite, maybe you should spend more time trying to get more runs on tape instead of argueing on the boards.

-K..
#4081
Archived Goldeneye / OK enough time, here are MY new times g/l Wouter..
February 25, 2001, 05:49:00 PM
Sterling remember what we said.....

http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4082
Archived Goldeneye / Pick a proof, any proof, every proof's a winner :)
February 23, 2001, 11:49:00 PM
Haha Valentin your wish is my command http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

I'm sending my new caverns SA vid of 1:38 to expert http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4083
Archived Goldeneye / karl?
February 23, 2001, 07:34:00 PM
Hehe, sorry about what I said before Wouter, I'm going to claim back my train records... http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4084
Archived Goldeneye / He Karl
February 23, 2001, 07:31:00 PM
Sure you can use it http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4085
Archived Goldeneye / Pick a proof, any proof, every proof's a winner :)
February 23, 2001, 08:28:00 AM
I added silo SA 1:22 to the site and 1:16 on train agent will come tomorrow. Hmm...what will I put on tomorrow? Maybe some bunker 2....

-K..
#4086
Archived Goldeneye / karl?
February 23, 2001, 08:26:00 AM
Sweet I just got 1:16 train agent on tape so I can put the vid online tomorrow....sweet....

-K..
#4087
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 23, 2001, 02:08:00 AM
Hehe, try doing aztec like I do in the vid http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4088
Archived Goldeneye / Pick a proof, any proof, every proof's a winner :)
February 23, 2001, 02:07:00 AM
come on I want to know what vids you want me to put online. I don't have anymore times on tape but I could fairly easily play for a couple of hours and get any time you want http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  Then I could send it to expert straight away.

-K..
#4089
Archived Goldeneye / karl?
February 23, 2001, 01:46:00 AM
I have no idea why you can't beat 1:21 Sterling. You watched the video, 1:18 came up, what else is there to it? Obviously I went fast in the run but you could see I stuffed up at the end.

-K..
#4090
Archived Goldeneye / karl?
February 22, 2001, 05:46:00 PM
sweet......
#4091
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 22, 2001, 05:40:00 PM
Silo Sa 1:24

Going for the world record here......

-K..
#4092
Archived Goldeneye / karl?
February 22, 2001, 05:37:00 PM
I think the reason I got 1:18 is because I did the first 4 cars hella fast. I the 2 first cars without flaw so that's why I got the time.

I cut the locks really slow in the video because I was shaking http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  I usually go a lot faster....

-K..
#4093
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Post new PAL records here
February 22, 2001, 05:32:00 PM
I play, and I'm gonna get a low of PAL world records too.....

-K..
#4094
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / What time's will I need to prove to get added ?
February 22, 2001, 05:25:00 AM
If you truely are as good as you say you are you should be able to get a lot of good runs quite easily.

-K..
#4095
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / ADD ME!
February 22, 2001, 02:16:00 AM
Hehe...last updated August 18th http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4096
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Where did you come up with your name??
February 22, 2001, 02:10:00 AM
Sim Threat............Hmm.......a threat to sims, or threat from sims????

I have no idea, I just though it sounded cool, what do you people think it meant?

-K..
#4097
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / What time's will I need to prove to get added ?
February 21, 2001, 06:39:00 AM
are you trying to get out of providing proof for all of the levels? You will need proof for every level with times like those, not some a couple of levels. And you will to include the entire run of the deep sea agents....

-K..
#4098
Archived Goldeneye / My vids are online!!
February 20, 2001, 11:42:00 PM
Wow I have put a lot of videos online today and more are coming....you can find my vids here....

24.29.14.51/K../K...html

Expert still has to add Statue agent 2:31 and aztec SA 2:33(it shows the strat I used to get 2:24)

-K..

#4099
Archived Goldeneye / Finally....1:17 on train agent!
February 20, 2001, 08:16:00 PM
Wouter I know about your little timesaver, I used to do it with the RC-P90.....but I didn't do it with the laser....I'm working on a new strat now....it will work out sweet....very sweet.....

-K..
#4100
Archived Goldeneye / Finally....1:17 on train agent!
February 20, 2001, 08:12:00 PM
sweet....but I am 1 sec ahead of Tim aren't I? Unless tim has 1:16 on agent.....

-K..
#4101
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
February 20, 2001, 08:05:00 PM
Yeah.....what special trick......

-Karl
#4102
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / What time's will I need to prove to get added ?
February 20, 2001, 08:03:00 PM
btw, your investigation agent time has gone from 1:32 to 1:34.....WTF?

Are you changing your fake times to your real ones? I think you just may be.

-K..
#4103
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / What time's will I need to prove to get added ?
February 20, 2001, 08:00:00 PM
You should need a lot of proof before you even step foot in the elite with times like that. I don't think anyone has ever joined the elite with times like that from scratch.

Proof......And don't forget deep sea all agents.....

-K..
#4104
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Deep Sea PAL vids online!
February 20, 2001, 07:44:00 PM
sweet....... http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4105
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / i've got Deep sea vids who wants em! :)
February 20, 2001, 06:42:00 AM
I just did 2 quick deep sea runs for proof and to show people how to do them. I have....

Deep Sea agent: 2:45          and......
Deep Sea special Agent: 3:35 (crap run I know)

If you want the vids give me your aim name or ICQ or msn or whatever to get them off me, it would also be cool if you new how to get them online somehow!

-K..
#4106
Archived Goldeneye / Oh yeah
February 19, 2001, 05:35:00 PM
I will REALLY need to play train tonight.....

-K..
#4107
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Woohoo!
February 19, 2001, 07:53:00 AM
My Web cam came in today! So now I can put all my vids online...be expecting them soon, either tomorrow or the day after that....

bliss....http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4108
Archived Goldeneye / Woohoo!
February 19, 2001, 07:48:00 AM
I have a web cam!!! This is so sweet, and tomorrow I will try and put all of my videos on the net. But first I have to send all of the vids I get onto my computer to expertgamer and he will put them all online....sweet.....

-K..
#4109
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / DUDE DUDE DUDE 3:44 deep sea special agent!
February 18, 2001, 05:54:00 PM
No, it's not possible from ANYWHERE other than the cirular room....

-K..
#4110
Archived Goldeneye / TRAIN!
February 18, 2001, 05:26:00 PM
that is so weak Wouter. I find it hard to believe, this REALLY, REALLY, REALLY makes me not believe you. I'm sorry wouter I can't believe that, I would need to see proof.

-K..
#4111
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / DUDE DUDE DUDE 3:44 deep sea special agent!
February 18, 2001, 05:22:00 PM
It's not possible to shoot the canisters from any other place other than right down in the circular room. I have looked everywhere but the only place possible is in the circular room.

From the door to the circular room you have to walk all the way along the walkway straight to the right. Walk all the way a long to the grey wall section where the skedars appear. Then aim slightly to the left and use TARGET LOCATOR to find the cannisters.

Use target locator, don't use anything but target locator.

-K..
#4112
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / DUDE DUDE DUDE 3:44 deep sea special agent!
February 17, 2001, 03:49:00 AM
Cool...i just got 3:56 on PA....

-K..
#4113
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / DUDE DUDE DUDE 3:44 deep sea special agent!
February 16, 2001, 10:52:00 PM
hahaha, yes 3:25.....I'll.....just go edit that now........ http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)">

-K..
#4114
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
February 16, 2001, 10:49:00 PM
Deep Sea Special Agent: 3:25 http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-Karl
#4115
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / DUDE DUDE DUDE 3:44 deep sea special agent!
February 16, 2001, 10:48:00 PM
Dudes I just got 3:25! Yep, the max will definetely be lower than 3:18, beacuse I got elvis to the teleportal room at 1:14 on my 3:25 run, but all the doors were open when I came back from the circular room.

I'm guessing from 3:00 to 3:10 is possible...

-K..
#4116
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
February 16, 2001, 10:30:00 PM
Deap Sea Special agent 3:44 http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-Karl
#4117
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / DUDE DUDE DUDE 3:44 deep sea special agent!
February 16, 2001, 10:24:00 PM
I don't expect you all to believe me straight away but I found out a way to shoot both cannisters on special agent! I never tried this before but I used target locater and it made me look at the 2nd cannister even though I couldn't physically see it!

But! I am getting a web cam next monday SO I SHOULD BE ABLE TO PUT BOTH AGENT AND SECRET AGENT TIMES ONLINE......

-K..
#4118
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
February 16, 2001, 07:31:00 AM
Deap Sea Agent: 2:43

Sorry Rudie http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-Karl
#4119
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / woohoo! New deap sea agent WR....
February 16, 2001, 07:21:00 AM
Jesus MLM, don't have a cow, you could at least ask for the strat, it's not my obligation to tell a strat the second I get a new time.

Anyways....I think for this strat you have to face in the exact direction for it to work, and you need to have target locater on. I use the direction of the pole going across the roof to help me and when I zoomed in the target locater zoomed me right into one of the cannisters instantly. So then I just took off target locater, shot the cannister then blew up the other cannister.

-K..
#4120
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / woohoo! New deap sea agent WR....
February 16, 2001, 03:47:00 AM
I got 2:43 and it was only a sub-perfect run. I got elvis to the teleportal room at 1:00-1:01, and I could of been a couple of seconds faster.

But, I got a really cool strat for destroying the cannisters, and it only took about 5 secs to destroy them.

-K..
#4121
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Maxed Times
February 16, 2001, 03:03:00 AM
I don't think the deap sea lowest time would be as low as 2:32, maybe very high 2:30's, but not low.

-K..
#4122
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 15, 2001, 05:04:00 PM
No matthijs I am now actually at 22:40
#4123
Archived Goldeneye / Finally....1:17 on train agent!
February 15, 2001, 05:01:00 PM
I use the ZMG's, and kill the 2 guards then I kill Ourumov.

-K..
#4124
Archived Goldeneye / Finally....1:17 on train agent!
February 15, 2001, 07:31:00 AM
Laser is faster, plus easier. I switch from RC-P90 to laser and 20 minutes later I have 1:17

-K..
#4125
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 15, 2001, 07:30:00 AM
I will have to do something about that matthijs now you are beating me in agent time by 3 secs!

-K..
#4126
Archived Goldeneye / My Web Cam is coming in next week!
February 15, 2001, 05:20:00 AM
Woohoo! It's so sweet, it has a capture card and everything so I can hook it up to the VCR and put my runs on the net.

Finally......I have the power.......

-K..
#4127
Archived Goldeneye / Who is still playing goldeneye?
February 15, 2001, 05:07:00 AM
don't you just love seeing a new time appear on the screen? The feeling of happiness and joy that you feel all day? The feeling of relief but excitement?

I feel that everyday, that's why I play, for the feeling I get when I get a new time.

It's a great feeling when you sit there playing a level for a couple of hours and then on one great run you get a new World record. ahh.........

-K..
#4128
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I'm gonna start PD'ing.........
February 14, 2001, 05:37:00 PM
I went from 39th to 34th in on night so that was sweet. I just have no idea what strats to use. I guess I need to work on agent and secret agent first untill I get my skill up and then play Perfect Agent.

-K..
#4129
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I'm gonna start PD'ing.........
February 14, 2001, 03:21:00 AM
I'm going to start playing Perfect Dark seriously now. At least an hour a day from now on to get into at least the top 20....should that be easy enough to do?

Maybe it'll just take a lot of practice to get good, maybe even if I'm lucky I'll get to be as good on perfect dark as I am at goldeneye. (If you don't know me I'm K.. J.., 6th best goldeneye player in the world)

-K..
#4130
Archived Goldeneye / Who is still playing goldeneye?
February 14, 2001, 01:53:00 AM
I want to know who is still playing goldeneye....

I also want to know how often, and for how long do you play goldeneye.

I play goldeneye several hours everyday http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  Sure, I don't have a life, but it will be worth it when I'm number 1 in the world http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4131
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 13, 2001, 08:10:00 AM
Train agent: 1:17
Train OO agent: 2:18

-K..
#4132
Archived Goldeneye / Finally....1:17 on train agent!
February 13, 2001, 08:09:00 AM
yay that was my 300th post!

-K..
#4133
Archived Goldeneye / Finally....1:17 on train agent!
February 13, 2001, 07:51:00 AM
I played some OO agent for about 40 minutes and came up with 2:18, with a really big time loss at the end so if everything went sweetly I would of had 2:16 or 2:17 at least.

Now I'm number 1 at train! wow the first level that I'm number 1 at.........

-K..
#4134
Archived Goldeneye / Finally....1:17 on train agent!
February 13, 2001, 07:05:00 AM
Whew I finally got it. It's suprising too because it took me 20 minutes today, when I played for hours and hours before and couldn't get it. I have absolutely NO IDEA why, but now I can do the freaking floor! I actually got out before the timer started! That has to be a first in about 8 months, and I've really improved my cutting style.

And dudes you really must know, using the laser instead of the RC-P90 is faster. I appologise to Sterling for saying he was wrong before because he is right. I don't know if Tim or Eise used the laser but it's a couple of seconds faster if you know the right strat. I know this because I stuffed up on the end of my 1:17 run and still made 1:17.

Eise also said that he ended the level at 50.?? Dammit that is fast. I ended the level just as the timer ticked over to 47 seconds, so if I cut the lock as fast as eise I could of had 1:14, plus I stuffed up at the end (I got hit back by one of the last 2 guards while killing them), so that cost me I'm guessing about half a sec to a sec. So I think around 1:12 is possible.

Maybe you will have to see a video of it, when I get a web cam I will put a video online of train, and you guys can see where there are improvements......

Hehe, I now have the agent and secret agent world records...now onto OO agent. Wow I think this is my ONLY chance ever to get 300 points on the level, I better get to it! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4135
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 13, 2001, 04:11:00 AM
Well tim I guess now we are both 3rd, I just got 2:13 on Dam OOA http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

No one will take away my 3rd place tim......nobody....... http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/pimp.gif ALT=":hat">

-K..
#4136
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 12, 2001, 05:26:00 PM
Oh crap!!! I got 0:59 not 0:57! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

whoops http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4137
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 12, 2001, 05:09:00 AM
Archives SA: 0:58
Archives OOA: 0:57

-K..
#4138
Archived Goldeneye / Pictures of Archives
February 12, 2001, 05:04:00 AM
Sweet dude! 0:58 on archives SA!

haha, 0:57 is REALLY possible. My 0:58 run was NOTHING to brag about trust me, I had no idea I'd get 0:58....

hmm...now to OOA.....

I use my one of a kind special strat http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4139
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 12, 2001, 04:04:00 AM
Damn tim what is wrong with you! 1:23 on dam SA was easy! Tim it's weird how you say the easy times are hard the hard times are easy http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

anyways......

Dam OOA: 2:15

I am now 3rd best at damn....

-K..
#4140
Archived Goldeneye / Yur first WR...
February 12, 2001, 04:01:00 AM
My first WR was 0:24 on runway agent, my first WR that is still a world record is.....dam agent I believe....

then surface 2 agent.......
then runway SA
Then train SA
Then 0:18 bunker 1 agent....
Then surface 1 agent....

-K..
#4141
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / exactly how do you do the deep sea agent trick?
February 12, 2001, 02:13:00 AM
Dude, I have done the trick, I know how to do it....

-K..
#4142
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Yes, the rumors are true: Deep Sea A
February 12, 2001, 02:06:00 AM
Hmmm....you called me a dumb fuck.......

I guess now you're the one that is aggressive and not me...

-K..
#4143
Archived Goldeneye / Multi Matchups
February 12, 2001, 02:02:00 AM
dude, you have not seen me play, I rock, beyond human belief, I can beat anyone, anywhere, any time http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4144
Archived Goldeneye / Oh WOW!
February 12, 2001, 01:54:00 AM
Well Wes I have no idea what you meant.

But it seems like whenever I post a good time in a topic such as this, you say that you could get the time with minimal effort if you really tried. That's implying that the time isn't that good.

-K..
#4145
Archived Goldeneye / Multi Matchups
February 11, 2001, 05:32:00 PM
Dude! ME and damo will win! because I'm on the team http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

You can't just say who will win, we haven't seen each other play.

-K..
#4146
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / exactly how do you do the deep sea agent trick?
February 10, 2001, 08:14:00 AM
in the video Expert looks in the wrong direction.

Here's where you look.....

Just before the first arch you will see a pole running horizontally across the roof of the hallway. Stand underneath the last pole before the first arch and look straight down the path of the pole. The direction of the pole will lead you straight to the cannisters.

Oh...and look to the left not the right! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4147
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / how real of a possibility is 26:59 agent?
February 10, 2001, 08:10:00 AM
Paragon, it doesn't take 5 secs to blow up the cannisters. It takes about 10 secs, I'll have a count tomorrow and see how long it takes.

The lowest possible time in my 30 minutes of experience in this level I would say is about 2:40 to low 2:40, maybe slightly lower for 1.2 users.

On my 2:53 run I got elvis at the transporter room at 1:03, and everything else went ok I guess.

-K..
#4148
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Yes, the rumors are true: Deep Sea A
February 10, 2001, 08:04:00 AM
You shouldn't be complaining at all MLM. Us PAL players get screwed on most levels and NTSC people get screwed on one level. You should even think about complaining, have a look from our side. NTSC people are far better off with or without deap sea.

I have no idea why people are critisizing 2:53 so much. I tried for 10 mins and 2:53, big whoop. People are saying this time is really crap? Does that matter anyway? If it were so crap it would have been beaten already.

It's not like a tried several hours a day for a week to get the time.
#4149
Archived Goldeneye / Oh WOW!
February 10, 2001, 03:30:00 AM
Wes why do you have to go and try and say to everyone that you're better than me? I got 0:56 and you say you can get it with ease?

Well as long as I have 0:56 and you have 0:57 I'm beating you so SUCK IT! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4150
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 10, 2001, 01:47:00 AM
Aztec OOA: 3:09

Sorry damien but now my OOA total time is less than yours http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4151
Archived Goldeneye / New WR on AZTEC SA!
February 09, 2001, 07:30:00 PM
dude.....

http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

congrats steven, I sense a 2:17 for me http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4152
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 09, 2001, 07:58:00 AM
Silo Agent: 1:16
Silo Secret agent: 1:25 (I sense sub 1:20 right here http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> )

WEEEEEEE Pretty sweet for one day's work! 10 hours of play today, a new record! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p">

-K..
#4153
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 09, 2001, 04:08:00 AM
Train OOA: 2:24

Woohoo! This makes me 2nd best at train!

-K..
#4154
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 08, 2001, 11:29:00 PM
Jungle SA: 1:16

-K..
#4155
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 08, 2001, 09:36:00 PM
YAY! I finally got a better jungle OOA time....

Jungle OOA: 1:23

that is so much better than the crappy 1:43 I had before...Now just to work on secret agent...

-K..
#4156
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 08, 2001, 08:33:00 PM
Wouter how and where can I download chat point?

my new PR's so far in the day, I get the whole day off school today so it's all day goldeneye fun for me! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

frigate SA: 1:18
Surface 1 SA and OOA: 1:57

-K..
#4157
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 08, 2001, 08:02:00 AM
I finally got the 29 seconds on frigate that I was after, now I'm going for 27 seconds, it should be easy I can get it 90% of the time, the only problem is the damn hostages.

-K..
#4158
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 08, 2001, 06:56:00 AM
Wouter download MSN messenger or something!

anyways....my new times..

depot OOA: 0:56
mm...I'm sure there is another one...oh well, at the moment I'm going for a better frigate OOA time.

-K..
#4159
Archived Goldeneye / Oh WOW!
February 08, 2001, 06:03:00 AM
Oh and BTW, sorry Mike http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4160
Archived Goldeneye / Oh WOW!
February 08, 2001, 05:59:00 AM
I can't believe this, I come back to the n64 after an hour and decide to play a bit more depot OO agent. I rewind the tape because I had no successful attempts on the tape and I decide to have a quick go on depot OOA while the tape is rewinding.

First go, everything goes perfect and I get 0:56!

DAMN! I really wish I had of pressed record instead of rewind on the tape. Oh well, that's not too bad, I still have heaps of failed 0:56's which I can use as proof.

-K..
#4161
Archived Goldeneye / YAY! I'm getting a Web cam!!
February 08, 2001, 05:00:00 AM
I'm looking into it as I speak. If I'm really lucky I should have it next week, maybe later.

I can't wait, hopefully I can get one that also makes movies so I can make several movies as well. I hate some of the movies on offer, they are all of previous world records.

the videos I most want to put on the net are:

dam agent: 0:55 (not one video of this on the net)
surface 1 agent: 1:06
Depot OOA: 0:56 (I haven't actually got this time yet but I've had many failed runs on tape with a time of 0:56)
control Secret agent: ANYTHING!
Control OOA: ANYTHING!
And I might put the new aztec sa strat on the net too.

-K..

#4162
Archived Goldeneye / My tape progress
February 07, 2001, 05:02:00 PM
yes I'm sending my tape to shock.

-K..
#4163
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 07, 2001, 07:48:00 AM
yep http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4164
Archived Goldeneye / My tape progress
February 07, 2001, 07:36:00 AM
ok I found a friend who can copy tapes for me so now I can put whatever anyone wants onto tape. So far I have...

Dam agent: 0:55
Dam secret agent: 1:23
runway agent: 0:24
runway secret agent: 0:24
surface 1 agent: 1:06
Silo OO agent: 2:16 (got stuck for about 10 seconds at the end)
statue OO agent: 2:32
Archives agent: 0:18
Train secret agent: 1:53 (crap I know I can get better than this if you want)
Train agent: 1:21

hmm...that's it, I need to know what you want and what time you want. I know I was going to do this ages ago but now it's better because my friend can copy times onto one tape.

-K..
#4165
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 07, 2001, 07:30:00 AM
0:49 depot SA
1:31 silo

-K..
#4166
Archived Goldeneye / THE AZTEC SA WR IS MINE!!!!!!!!
February 07, 2001, 05:52:00 AM
Me Vs Sterling?

What's the battle about???

-K..
#4167
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Yes, the rumors are true: Deep Sea A
February 06, 2001, 05:18:00 AM
I'm mapping out the level now and I'll draw up a sweet map and then scan it. The level design is really impressive, and you don't know how close things are until you really explore with the farsight.

I have the agent path mapped and I know where the Secret agent areas and the perfect agent areas are.

hmmmmm....for now I'll go explore Secret agent and then I'll do perfect agent and then the main area you go through at the very beginning of the level and I'll get a complete map.

-K..
#4168
Archived Goldeneye / NEW STRAT!! 1:06 SURFACE 1 AGENT, CRAPPY RUN!!!!!
February 06, 2001, 02:47:00 AM
there's a tiny bit more to the strat.

-K..
#4169
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I'm sorry........
February 06, 2001, 02:18:00 AM
Maybe I should have kept my mouth shut......

hmmm.....maybe I shouldn't have posted my deap sea time.....

oh well I'll go back to goldeneye then.

-K..
#4170
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Yes, the rumors are true: Deep Sea A
February 06, 2001, 02:13:00 AM
#4171
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / how real of a possibility is 26:59 agent?
February 06, 2001, 01:55:00 AM
Damnit I'm sorry if I gave the impression that I was showing off. I swear to god I never wanted to give the impression that I was showing off I was just in a happy mood.

You people are so SERIOUS. I'm sorry, for anything you think I had the intentions of doing.

Oh well I'll PISS OFF now ok?

-K..
#4172
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
February 05, 2001, 05:31:00 PM
yes I have got it all on tape.

I got elvis to the teleporter room at 1:03 and I went through the 2nd teleport at around 2:25.

I used the farsight to zoom into those things to blow them up, I don't know why it isn't possible on ntsc but you have to find the exact spot to stand and look.

Also on Special agent, it is possible to destroy ONE cannister on PAL. One cannister alone. but I haven't yet fond a way to zoom into the other cannister. I've tried stand near the cannisters and looking for places you could zoom for but I only found the tunnel you stand in on agent, I'll keep looking though.

-Karl
#4173
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / how real of a possibility is 26:59 agent?
February 05, 2001, 05:26:00 PM
You what Snap, I just think you're F**king jealous. Don't say bullshit like that for no reason. You have an attitude problem ok and just because PAL can beat the NTSC for once you get all pissed off.

-K..
#4174
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / how real of a possibility is 26:59 agent?
February 05, 2001, 05:23:00 PM
Snap! I gave no impression that it was my strat! I was simply saying that the elite will drop below 27 minutes!

It's not my strat, who says I was trying to take credit for it...

I have the time ON TAPE, and I'm sending it on the weekend, but the time is legit snap.

Expert told me about some guy that had used the farsight to zoom into the things that you blow up on perfect agent so I did it and got 2:53, I never implied that it was my own strat or that I was taking credit for it.

Snap you always think the worst of people.

-K..
#4175
Perfect Dark / Post new WRs here
February 05, 2001, 06:57:00 AM
Hmm...should I post my new World Record? Maybe not, I'll let you guys see the time and be amazed  in the next update http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Trust me, you won't believe the time......

-Karl
#4176
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / how real of a possibility is 26:59 agent?
February 05, 2001, 04:40:00 AM
YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW WRONG YOU ARE!!! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.........

MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

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Hehehe, I predict 26:51 by tomorrow night http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p">

-K..
#4177
Archived Goldeneye / Turbo World Records
February 05, 2001, 04:30:00 AM
for those of you who don't know about it yet a turbo world record site has been started up...

You can find it here:

www.crosswinds.net/~twrecords/

I have to work on my times and I'll send them in this week. I hope I can get as many people as possible to join and compete in the turbo league.

-K..
#4178
Archived Goldeneye / Everything updated
February 05, 2001, 03:26:00 AM
Sweet Wes thanks!

Woohoo I have really cut down on my secret agent and OO agent times, Wes still has to update the times I got on staturday.....Will there be an update next weekend Wes?

I should hope so....

-K..
#4179
Archived Goldeneye / NEW STRAT!! 1:06 SURFACE 1 AGENT, CRAPPY RUN!!!!!
February 04, 2001, 05:53:00 PM
dudes you are funny. It's not a UNBELIEVABLE STRAT! It's just I do everything the fastest ok.

this surface 1 level strat is so simple, not like aztec or anything, this level you can do it yourself.

-K..
#4180
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 03, 2001, 03:59:00 AM
2 New sweet times from me!

1:31 bunker 2 OO agent and...
2:07 Silo OO agent!!

Silo was kickarse, I didn't 2nd go straight after watching Wes's video of 2:04....sweet....

-K..
#4181
Archived Goldeneye / NEW STRAT!! 1:06 SURFACE 1 AGENT, CRAPPY RUN!!!!!
February 02, 2001, 07:22:00 PM
Dudes it's not this really big breakthrough strat! It's just the way you do it ok. I am pretty much 100% sure I do everything the fastest possible way.

You have to everything right, not just one big thing. Every little thing counts, even the whole level BEFORE the locks has to be perfect.

Don't think one dimensional.

I'll let you find the fastest way I hate telling people my strats because I want everyone else to work them out too, not just one person.

-K..
#4182
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 02, 2001, 05:55:00 PM
1:06 surface 1 agent
4:42 control Secret agent

-K..
#4183
Archived Goldeneye / NEW STRAT!! 1:06 SURFACE 1 AGENT, CRAPPY RUN!!!!!
February 02, 2001, 07:21:00 AM
Just testing new sig....

-K..
#4184
Archived Goldeneye / Wes update this weekend!
February 02, 2001, 06:22:00 AM
For the love of god Wes update this weekend! You said you would do it last weekend but you didn't so you have to do it this weekend!

You broke your promise Wes and you have not only made it hard on us, but you have made yourself even more work. You need to update every week to make it easier on yourself!!! Other you won't update and everyone will get pissed.

As the creator and runner of the Goldeneye WORLD RECORDS it is your DUTY to update the site regularly.

Please stand up to your promise, this is exactly why we thought about making the goldeneye elite.

-K..
#4185
Archived Goldeneye / NEW STRAT!! 1:06 SURFACE 1 AGENT, CRAPPY RUN!!!!!
February 02, 2001, 05:43:00 AM
Holy crap I actually got 1:06 but the run was really faulty!!! I'm not that excited about 1:06 because 1:05 WILL BE SO EASY TO GET IT'S NOT FUNNY.

I mean with my new strat I will kick arse!!

oh AND YOU SHOULD KNOW I GOT 1:06 ON TAPE!! AND I WILL GET 1:05 ON TAPE TOO!!!

HEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHA

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-K..
#4186
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 01, 2001, 05:39:00 PM
1:23 damn secret agent..
4:51 control secret agent...

-K..
#4187
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter get ICQ or AIM!!
February 01, 2001, 05:36:00 PM
wouter have you got ICQ? What is your ICQ number?

-K..
#4188
Archived Goldeneye / FUCK YOU SURFACE 1 AGENT!!!!
February 01, 2001, 05:33:00 PM
I am taping all of my runs so you will see my 1:07 without jumping up the ladder.

I use the KF7 soviet.

-K..
#4189
Archived Goldeneye / FUCK YOU SURFACE 1 AGENT!!!!
February 01, 2001, 08:04:00 AM
FUCKING HELL THIS LEVEL HAS PISSED ME OFF SO MUCH!

I GOT 1:07 WITHOUT JUMPING THE FUCKING LADDER!!!!
I GOT 1:07 WITHOUT JUMPING THE FUCKING LADDER!!!!
I GOT 1:07 WITHOUT JUMPING THE FUCKING LADDER!!!!
I GOT 1:07 WITHOUT JUMPING THE FUCKING LADDER!!!!
I GOT 1:07 WITHOUT JUMPING THE FUCKING LADDER!!!!
I GOT 1:07 WITHOUT JUMPING THE FUCKING LADDER!!!!
I GOT 1:07 WITHOUT JUMPING THE FUCKING LADDER!!!!
I GOT 1:07 WITHOUT JUMPING THE FUCKING LADDER!!!!
I GOT 1:07 WITHOUT JUMPING THE FUCKING LADDER!!!!

But can I get a good FUCKING run jumping the ladder?!? NO!!!! BLOODY HELL I WANT TO KILL SOMETHING!!

AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Tomorrow I will get 1:06 or 1:05 I assure, I will play for 5 hours straight if I need to.

I'm just too pissed off right now sorry.

-K..
#4190
Archived Goldeneye / 1:23 dam secret agent on tape!
February 01, 2001, 06:33:00 AM
Yes I got 1:23 dam Secret agent!! Holy crap! And I got it on tape too!

REALLY SHITTY VCR THOUGH!!! Halfway during the time the tape stuffs up for about 20 seconds but you see me shooting the locks in the last 3 towers clearly and EXRETMELY PROFESSIONALLY! The end is clear and everything....

It says......

Time: 1:23          (Best Time: 1:23)
Target: 2:40

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YES!

-K..
#4191
Archived Goldeneye / Jonas
February 01, 2001, 05:11:00 AM
I can't wait for the gamecube where we can play over the internet, that would be sweet!

-K..
#4192
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter get ICQ or AIM!!
February 01, 2001, 05:01:00 AM
It would be REALLY good if you got either of them. I really want to talk to you ok. Plus so do other people.

-K..
#4193
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
February 01, 2001, 04:59:00 AM
5:21 Control OO agent...but I had to wait for natalya to escape for at least 5 seconds...I might play this level again soon but I don't know.

-K..
#4194
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Maxed times? I don't think so....
February 01, 2001, 04:13:00 AM
Haha, it just occurs to me now that all the world's best perfect dark players haven't played for that long. You are on your way to 20 days xxdarklightxx? That's nearly 400 hours. I don't know how long everyone else has but even discombulator has only been playing for 15 days.

I don't know how anyone could think so many perfect dark levels are maxed. With goldeneye the best goldeneye players in the world have played for over 1500 hours! And a lot of times are not maxed.

I think you'll find that in a year most of the perfect dark times will have dropped consideretely. Maybe, I don't know but 400-500 hours isn't all that much for the best perfect dark players in the world.

-K..
#4195
Archived Goldeneye / THE AZTEC SA WR IS MINE!!!!!!!!
February 01, 2001, 03:31:00 AM
Send them please sterling I would love to see some of your newer times.

3 Days, I'll be waiting for Wes to recieve them....

Your time starts.....NOW!

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-K..
#4196
Archived Goldeneye / What are your aim names???
February 01, 2001, 03:26:00 AM
What sterling? You were online but you didn't tell me your aim name? I think it's Sterlin18 so I added that, is that yours?

-K..
#4197
Archived Goldeneye / Karl
February 01, 2001, 02:03:00 AM
yes I'm going to update soon, I mean, basically the whole FAQ is out of date, especially my times.

But just remember one thing about the walkthroughs wouter, I have designed them for the everyday person. Not every one in the whole world can pull of a World record strat. So the walkthroughs aren't all indepth.

Oh, and it's great that you have linked to my FAQ.

-K..
#4198
Archived Goldeneye / What are your aim names???
February 01, 2001, 01:57:00 AM
My aim name is K..Dark64

-K..
#4199
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
January 31, 2001, 05:52:00 PM
1:03 surface 2 SA
0:29 Bunker 1 SA
3:35 Caverns OOA
2:45 silo OOA
5:30 control OOA

I'm working on my crappy OOA times, next will be jungle and control http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4200
Archived Goldeneye / The day Aussie lads will meet...
January 31, 2001, 04:07:00 AM
LTK ROCKS! It's like, run around the corner BANG! Run around the corner BANG! It's whoever has the greatest accurracy and the fastest trigger finger who wins. That person always being me http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4201
Archived Goldeneye / What are your aim names???
January 31, 2001, 03:57:00 AM
I just downloaded AIM!!

So I need your aim names! AND I MEAN EVERYONE!!

Yes even you sterling http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)">

-K..
#4202
Archived Goldeneye / THE AZTEC SA WR IS MINE!!!!!!!!
January 30, 2001, 09:15:00 PM
Sterling I couldn't give a flying F**k if you believe me or not. Wes believes me and that's all that matters.

I talked to Wes yesterday and explained to him how I got the time so I think that's fine for now, I'm trying to tape a good run but I didn't get 2:24 on tape because I never tape while I play. The reason for that is because I play on a crappy VCR which only does short play. And I'm not going to waste money on tapes when I could tape on my other VCR and have twice as much time. So when I tape I move my 64, but I can't keep it on that vcr.

oh by the way sterling....

2:39 aztec OO agent online?
all of these new times online?

I see no proof of all your new times.

I've proved my skill over at michael coes house and showed him my times that's proof enough.

-K..
#4203
Archived Goldeneye / Ultimate caverns OO agent strat
January 30, 2001, 02:32:00 AM
Hmm...well I'm try to figure it out at the moment but I haven't something for thought.

I did some experimenting and I found that in the room with the radio, if you shoot the very top of the barrel top left the explosion won't damage the radio.

So, we should be able to shoot that barrel,  quickly run in and contact jack wade, and get back to the final flood door before trev.

The save health we would have to shoot people on the way, and it will take practice to beat Trev to the final door, however I'm pretty sure it's easily possible.

Plus at the end we'll have to shoot the drone guns, and I hardly ever get hit at the end, so just as long as you make it to the end you're set.

-K..
#4204
Archived Goldeneye / THE AZTEC SA WR IS MINE!!!!!!!!
January 30, 2001, 01:05:00 AM
...
#4205
Archived Goldeneye / Man my neck is swore
January 30, 2001, 12:59:00 AM
I've already spent several hours playing goldenye today and it's only 3 in the afternoon but man my neck is swore!

It must have been the 7 hours of playing goldeneye yesterday http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4206
Archived Goldeneye / Jonas
January 29, 2001, 11:27:00 PM
I think me and the coes would be one of the best Multi teams in the world http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4207
Archived Goldeneye / THE AZTEC SA WR IS MINE!!!!!!!!
January 29, 2001, 08:12:00 PM
Isn't it funny though, you question wouter about every time he gets, and then I come up and break a WR that has been standing for how long? And you don't even question me! I'm the one who got the time not wouter, and it's really low that you drag wouter into this even though he hasn't done anything!

-K..
#4208
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
January 29, 2001, 07:54:00 PM
4:52 control SA
2:24 Aztec Secret agent http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4209
Archived Goldeneye / THE AZTEC SA WR IS MINE!!!!!!!!
January 29, 2001, 07:52:00 PM
SHUT UP PERFECT DIE!!

There was no need for that! Piss off and shut up about wouter.

-K..
#4210
Archived Goldeneye / THE AZTEC SA WR IS MINE!!!!!!!!
January 29, 2001, 07:21:00 PM
YES OH YES!!! This is so sweet!!!!

2:24 AZTEC SECRET AGENT!!

I was SO lucky at the last part because when I ran through the temple I ran into about 7 guards on the way!! And I could only handle 2 more hits. Luckily however I was only hit once and I got 2:24!!

YES I RULE!!

EAT THAT STERLING!!! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  

-K..
#4211
Archived Goldeneye / Wes, what's your ICQ???
January 29, 2001, 06:40:00 PM
If anybody else knows please tell me.

-K..
#4212
Archived Goldeneye / Runway 00a
January 29, 2001, 06:33:00 PM
Is it physically possible to lob a mine onto the far drone gun to the left? I tried it and couldn't reach it.

-K..
#4213
Archived Goldeneye / Lowest possible times v1.3678535764
January 29, 2001, 07:06:00 AM
come on wouter who cares what other people say. just say what you think are the lowest times, you always have an explanation for them.

-K..
#4214
Archived Goldeneye / Lowest possible times v1.3678535764
January 29, 2001, 06:08:00 AM
Ok just revising what everyone thinks the lowest possible times are.

And please people, only post times for levels you know EVERYTHING about.

Dam: 0:54   1:22  ???
Facility: 0:50  ???   ???
Runway: 0:23   0:23   0:39
Surface: 1:05   ???   ???
Bunker: 0:18   0:26   ???  
Silo: 1:10   ???    ???
Frigate: 0:25   ???   ???
Surface 2: 0:52   0:54   ???
Bunker 2: 0:27   1:00   ???
Statue: 2:28   2:28   2:28
Archives: 0:17   0:56   0:56
Streets: 1:14   1:58   1:58
Depot:  0:27   0:45   0:54
Train: 1:14   1:45   2:12
Jungle: ???   ???   ???
Crontol: ???   ???   ???
Caverns: 1:03   ???   ???
Cradle: ???   ???   ???
Aztec: ???   2:10-2:15   ???
Egyptain: ???   ???   ???

Please fill in the blanks.

If you don't believe certain times tell me why and I'll prove that they are possible.

Just remember, these are best times POSSIBLE.

-K..
#4215
Archived Goldeneye / a deal(EVERYONE READ)
January 29, 2001, 01:24:00 AM
Perfect Die..........

GO AWAY!!!!!

Don't start this shit again. Wouter is sending his tapes to Tim so shut up about it.

Who votes Perfect Die should shut up about wouter?

If you agree, say aye
If you disagree, say nye

Aye: 2
Nye: 0
#4216
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
January 29, 2001, 12:46:00 AM
Silo OOA: 3:00
Cradle OOA: 0:49
#4217
Archived Goldeneye / Wes, what's your ICQ???
January 29, 2001, 12:42:00 AM
what is it???
#4218
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
January 28, 2001, 11:06:00 PM
cool, I just got 3:42 on aztec OO agent, and I must say, that was pathetically easy.

#4219
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
January 28, 2001, 10:52:00 PM
Hmm...Over the last 3 weeks I have had 3 new times

Caverns Secret agent: 1:47
Aztec Secret Agent: 2:32
Silo SA: 1:33

#4220
Archived Goldeneye / Wes?
January 28, 2001, 08:04:00 PM
Wes what is your ICQ number??
#4221
Archived Goldeneye / Wes are you updating the site??
January 28, 2001, 06:02:00 PM
I can't reach the site so does that mean you are updating it??

-K..
#4222
Archived Goldeneye / Something for thought...
January 28, 2001, 05:46:00 PM
I did not know that....
#4223
Archived Goldeneye / Something for thought...
January 27, 2001, 02:46:00 AM
Have you guys even thought about people competing for times over in Japan and Asia? There are over 120 million people living in Japan and Japanese people are video gaming freaks!

I am pretty sure without a doubt that there would be better goldeneye players in japan with better times. Just like with F-zero X Dave Van Moer found this japanese site with all of these cool times that would be 2nd best in the world. Of course, they weren't as good as jimmy's times.

#4224
Archived Goldeneye / steven....
January 27, 2001, 02:40:00 AM
How can you say that less then 1:16 isn't possible without making boris run? When I got 1:18 I killed the klobb guy BEFORE I got to boris. I kill everyone sweet and shot the far camera across in the small room while boris was walking.

I went slightly slower then sterling before I got boris but then I made up a couple of seconds by shooting the far camera earlier and plus I started the data thief straight away.

Besides that my run was identical to the video. Plus maybe the end way sweet because I think I only got shot once back going to the last door and I was shot out really quick.
#4225
Archived Goldeneye / The day Aussie lads will meet...
January 27, 2001, 02:29:00 AM
haha me winning LTK just shows I have the greater accurracy http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Explosives is for wimps IMO. How skillful is it to plant a mine and wait for someone to run into it? A real match is weapon to weapon combat.

Even with LTK off I would still have won a real weapon to weapon combat http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

anyways, me getting a negative score just shows that I am the best at killing myself http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Hey but going off multiplayer being over mike's house was sweet. Plus the coes showed me some strats for levels like caverns and aztec. Hmmm....me and damien still have that aztec SA WR bet http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  

We also played TWINE a bit to but I hate that game pretty bad. The worst thing was that Mike and Peter Coe kept of saying they weren't going to kill me and then they blew me apart. I however never killed them cause we were on the same team http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

hehe

-K..
#4226
Archived Goldeneye / The day Aussie lads will meet...
January 26, 2001, 04:47:00 AM
Hey what are you saying michael I totally kicked your arses!! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p">

hmm....first time I came over sure, maybe I sucked a bit, but when I came over again yesterday I totally ruled!

Hmmm....what was the score for archives, LTK, pistols??

Me(the best): 20
Damien: 13
Michael(the crap onehttp://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> ): 4 hehe

And what about basement turbo mode, LTK, power weapons??

hmmmm I think I was on 50 something and damien and michael were on 30 something and 20 something.

haha the only thing I guess you guys beat me on was remote mines, but I have to say that I had the greatest accuracy out of everyone http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)">

sheesh I have to go now I'll post more on how I kicked arse tomorrow.

by the way BRISBANE RULES!! Way better then sucky geelong.(and don't forget the chicks up here http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"> ) hmm...I'm returning home tomorrow http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">  

-K..

-K..
#4227
Archived Goldeneye / Karl......
January 13, 2001, 09:39:00 PM
What do you mean by wacky!!!

Do you mean those times suck?

-K..
#4228
Archived Goldeneye / Karl......
January 13, 2001, 07:10:00 AM
What do you mean by wacky????

By the way my silo OO agent time is 3:05!!

#4229
Archived Goldeneye / Mike Coe that's it!!!!
January 04, 2001, 11:59:00 PM
That's it I've had enough give me your phone number and I'll call you!!

Give me your phone number.....
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-K..
#4230
Archived Goldeneye / WOUTERS TAPE ARRIVE????
January 04, 2001, 06:36:00 PM
I believe Wouter didn't want to send the tapes to you Sterling. Give me one good reason why he has to send the tapes to you? If you don't want to believe him that's your problem but he doesn't have to waste money trying to prove himself to you.

He already showed himself to the dutch people so the next step is sending them to Wes.

-K..
#4231
Archived Goldeneye / Eise.........
January 04, 2001, 06:33:00 PM
Thanks Eise

-K..
#4232
Archived Goldeneye / 200
January 04, 2001, 05:46:00 AM
200
#4233
Archived Goldeneye / Michael Coe where do you live????
January 04, 2001, 03:13:00 AM
Oh, and by the way michael, I RULE IN MULTIPLAYER!!!

If anyone is going to get slaughtered it's you and your brothers http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  Plus I MUST bring my friend greg whatmore. He isn't that good one player but he is good at multi, especially perfect dark.

-K..
#4234
Archived Goldeneye / Michael Coe where do you live????
January 04, 2001, 03:11:00 AM
sorry dude I put up the wrong address!!!!

the one you should add is

k_J..@hotmail.com

-K..
#4235
Archived Goldeneye / Michael Coe where do you live????
January 04, 2001, 02:29:00 AM
Hmm.....hopefully michael checks this before I leave on saturday http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4236
Archived Goldeneye / Eise.........
January 03, 2001, 10:31:00 PM
Could you please make me a profile page? I don't know what the other guys did but it would be sweet if you could, it would be greatly appreciated. I don't have a pic of myself though but it's still cool.

I'd probably have my goldeneye, perfect dark, and f-zero x times in there.

-K..
#4237
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
January 03, 2001, 03:18:00 AM
And anyway I only taped for about 20 minutes.

-K..
#4238
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
January 03, 2001, 03:16:00 AM
Sterling of course I'm going to get better than 1:54, I had 1:53 on tape alreay but I'm going to get at least 1:50. I don't know how I got 1:48 but I will play some more tonight to work it out again.

It takes me a while to get into the groove of train.

-K..
#4239
Archived Goldeneye / Who here has a capture card?
January 03, 2001, 12:13:00 AM
Cool chris maybe I will send you a tape, anyone in australia have one?

-K..
#4240
Archived Goldeneye / Who is &quot;~ rusty ~&quot;?
January 03, 2001, 12:12:00 AM
I have no reason to send you hate mail.

-K..
#4241
Archived Goldeneye / Michael Coe where do you live????
January 03, 2001, 12:10:00 AM
Michael dude I check this board every hour at least so if you post a message please check for a reply and post!!!

-K..
#4242
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
January 02, 2001, 11:38:00 PM
Wow I was taping train secret agent just then and my best time was 1:54!! Damn 1:48 was fast. I take back what I said before about 1:45 being possible cause even 1:48 seems unbelievable now.

-K..
#4243
Archived Goldeneye / Michael Coe where do you live????
January 02, 2001, 10:27:00 PM
My e-mail address is:

faq_god@hotmail.com

-K..
#4244
Archived Goldeneye / Who here has a capture card?
January 02, 2001, 08:54:00 PM
Who on board has a capture card and maybe I'll send a tape to them?

-K..
#4245
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
January 02, 2001, 08:53:00 PM
Well how do you do the end of train sterling? I told you how I did it and no I didn't skip any brakes. Sterling do you shoot ourumov AS SOON as the door opens? Probably not and maybe that's where I get my time.

Plus am I the best goldeneye player in the world? And I got 1:48....it could be better. I will do a bit of taping today ok and I'll go for train SA again.

I'm also going to do heaps of taping while up in brisbane, and hopefully I'll see michael coe so maybe he can verify me. Then I'll send tapes to craig.

-K..
#4246
Archived Goldeneye / Wow 3000th post
January 02, 2001, 03:30:00 AM
well that's from June, this goldeneye board has only really come to life around late october.

-K..
#4247
Archived Goldeneye / Wow 3000th post
January 02, 2001, 02:59:00 AM
hahaha, you are wrong darkhawk

Goldeneye board: 3000 posts

Perfect Dark Board: 6300 posts

5 times as many???

-K..
#4248
Archived Goldeneye / Wow 3000th post
January 02, 2001, 02:46:00 AM
Soon this is going to be more popular then the perfect dark board!!! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..

#4249
Archived Goldeneye / Who is &quot;~ rusty ~&quot;?
January 02, 2001, 02:37:00 AM
I find it pathetic that think that it could only possibly be someone on GEE WR's. I don't think me and craig are the only 2 people in australia.

Anyway, what did this "rusty" say?

-K..
#4250
Archived Goldeneye / Who is &quot;~ rusty ~&quot;?
January 02, 2001, 02:32:00 AM
What Wes? I have no idea what you are talking about. Well I sent you my times if that's what you consider hate mail.

-K..
#4251
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter vs Sterling
January 02, 2001, 02:31:00 AM
Wes you didn't let Jimmy on your site cause you thought his times were impossible, and Jimmy turned out to be telling the truth.

I'm just comparing that to wouter.

-K..
#4252
Archived Goldeneye / Michael Coe where do you live????
January 02, 2001, 01:53:00 AM
Or if you give me your phone number I will ring you up or something.

cool.....

-K..
#4253
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter vs Sterling
January 02, 2001, 01:24:00 AM
I say they are pretty even.

What I can't understand is why people can't fathom that someone else might have the same skill that sterling has?

LET ME CALL ATTENTION BACK TO A LITTLE SOMEONE KNOWN AS JIMMY THAI, WES YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT.

No one believed his F-Zero X times. but now he is the best player in the world and he has come up with these AWESOME STRATS that are totally unbelievable but they work! And he come up with them ALL BY HIMSELF. A lesson that one person can be great even without the help of anyone else.

People think that wouter couldn't of come up with strats without the aid of GE but thats just ignorant. It's just dumb that people couldn't possibly imagine someone better than sterling. you know why? Cause he is the best out of 100 people on the GE WR site out of how many millions who play goldeneye!!!

-K..
#4254
Archived Goldeneye / Michael Coe where do you live????
January 02, 2001, 01:13:00 AM
ARE YOU KIDDING!! I'm coming to brisbane in 4 days!!!! You MUST, You MUST, your life depends on it, tell me exactly where you live cause I have to play in goldeneye!!!

Plus I'm moving to brisbane in a year so that might help http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

By the way do you have MSN messanger of ICQ? If not download it NOW!!!

-K..
#4255
Archived Goldeneye / Karl's Secret to 1:48 on Train Secret Agent
January 01, 2001, 10:35:00 PM
Oh and by the way the run wasn't perfect, I got stuck on boxes and I got shot around quite a bit.

-K..
#4256
Archived Goldeneye / Oh my God I am the MAN!! THE MAN!!!!! HELL YEAH!!
January 01, 2001, 10:33:00 PM
How amazing do you think this time is? To me the time is good but it could be bettered, not by me of course because this was a once in a life time luck stoke I had.

I'll put invincibility on a see what time I can get, then we will have an idea of the lowest possible time.

-K..
#4257
Archived Goldeneye / Cruise control: The final ordeal
January 01, 2001, 08:13:00 PM
Cruise control = 1.2

THAT'S ALL PEOPLE HAVE TO UNDERSTAND!!! WHO GIVES A RAT'S ARSE IF IT'S NOT PROGRAMMED IN!! PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO LEARN 1.2 OKAY, SO IF PEOPLE WANT TO USE CRUISE CONTROL THEY CAN!

IT'S TENTHS OF A SECOND FASTER.....THAN 1.1, EXACTLY THE SAME SPEED AS 1.2.

Hmm...but I wasn't trying to contrinue the cruise control thing, I was just trying to end it but still give people to say stuff that's all. Isn't that better then just ending it cold? Because then people just get pissed off.

-K..
#4258
Archived Goldeneye / Michael Coe where do you live????
January 01, 2001, 08:05:00 PM
I live in Victoria, Geelong

-K..
#4259
Archived Goldeneye / Karl's Secret to 1:48 on Train Secret Agent
January 01, 2001, 08:03:00 PM
Well I did the level just really fast all the way through and basically everyone should know how to do that, but I think I did the end faster than most people?

What I do is I open the door that leads to the last grey area and I kill the guard while I'm running up to the open door on the left. I spin around and quickly shoot the lock. Then I quickly run to the last door (which hasn't opened yet) and a tenth of a second later it opened and I just went BANG first shot right into ourumovs head.

It's physically IMPOSSIBLE to do it faster than that. I Thinks that saves a couple of seconds and it REALLY does make a difference.

-K..

But you have to shoot the last lock with your back to the wall and the open door to your right so you can shoot the lock and kill ourumov as soon as the door opens.
#4260
Archived Goldeneye / Michael Coe where do you live????
January 01, 2001, 07:52:00 AM
just wondering http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  If anyone knows before michael reads this please tell.

-K..
#4261
Archived Goldeneye / How old is everyone here???
January 01, 2001, 07:10:00 AM
Shock why aren't you on MSN messanger???

-K..
#4262
Archived Goldeneye / Cruise control: The final ordeal
January 01, 2001, 06:10:00 AM
Gees good old Perfect Die comes in and says something really lame like shut up K... Very effectice Die, you won there, that's the best point I've heard all day.

"NEWS FLASH! THIS JUST IN FROM THE CHANNEL 10 NEWS ROOM!! APPARENTLY IN KARL'S FIRST POST HE SAID ONLY POST IF YOU CAN PROVIDE A VALID POINT. LATER THAT DAY PERFECT DIE CAME ALONG AND POSTED A STUPID MESSAGE!!! MORE NEWS IN THE NEXT EDITION!!"

-K..
#4263
Archived Goldeneye / How old is everyone here???
January 01, 2001, 05:54:00 AM
I'm 14, how old are you???

-K..
#4264
Archived Goldeneye / Oh my God I am the MAN!! THE MAN!!!!! HELL YEAH!!
January 01, 2001, 05:50:00 AM
Hey if you don't believe me now wait till you hear this, around 1:45 is possible http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Oh damn, now sterling is going to get 1:47 http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":("> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":("> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":("> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":("> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":("> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">

MWUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU............

-K..
#4265
Archived Goldeneye / Cruise control: The final ordeal
January 01, 2001, 04:58:00 AM
That was cool octoinky.

-K..
#4266
Archived Goldeneye / Happy Newyear
January 01, 2001, 04:35:00 AM
hahaha, I had my new years 18 hours ago!!

SUCKERS!!!!!

-K..
#4267
Archived Goldeneye / Cruise control: The final ordeal
January 01, 2001, 04:34:00 AM
Ok this is the last post about cruise control, ok people? After this we NEVER speak about it AGAIN! BUT! Before we do that hopefully we can settled any doubts people had.

Doubt No. 1: Cruise control is faster than 1.2

That's false, utterly and completely. Get some sticky tape, tape down C-up and BANG CHICKEDY BANG CRUISE CONTROL!!!

Doubt No. 2: People only get good times because they use cruise control

Okay cruise control only adds tenths of a second to any time. TENTHS OF A SECOND! Not 5 seconds, not 20 seconds, not a minute okay perfect die and sterling and everyone else, TENTHS of a second! Plus now would be a good time to re-state that cruise control is not faster than 1.2.

These are the main 2 points people need to know, so if you have any LAST points of view that will actually bring up a VALID POINT on the subject please do so, now is your last chance so speak now or FOREVER hold your peace.

-K..

Oh and believe me this is necessary

#4268
Archived Goldeneye / Happy Newyear
January 01, 2001, 04:22:00 AM
Happy new year everyone from me too http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4269
Archived Goldeneye / NNNNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!
January 01, 2001, 04:21:00 AM
MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

My new times for today:

0:18 for bunker 1 agent
1:58 for surface 1 secret agent
1:48 Train Secret agent!!!

Still more coming tonight!!

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

-K..
#4270
Archived Goldeneye / Oh my God I am the MAN!! THE MAN!!!!! HELL YEAH!!
January 01, 2001, 04:18:00 AM
I just got the BEST TIME EVER!!! OH MAN I'M SHAKING!!

I was playing train secret agent and train is like the most ANNOYING stage in the whole game and I was so frustrated and annoyed I wanted to literally pick up my TV and throw it against the wall.

Well I was VERY, VERY, VERY lucky to have kept on playing even after an hour and I got 1:48!!!! Yes you heard right 1:48!!!!

1:48 Train Secret Agent!!! That's so unbelievable it's not funny!!!

Well I did the last part the fastest you could ever possibly do it though, and that is what I think gave me the few seconds I beat the old WR by...make that 2 seconds for sterling http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Oh, and I have a question, I have the screen up but I can't tape it cause my n64 isn't on the right VCR. Is it worth taking a picture? Please tell if I should take a picture or not cause I REALLY, REALLY want people to believe this time.

-K..
#4271
Archived Goldeneye / This game is fucking Jinxed!!!!!!!!
January 01, 2001, 03:22:00 AM
Ok I have settled down now, I'm going to try again, wish me luck http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4272
Archived Goldeneye / This game is fucking Jinxed!!!!!!!!
January 01, 2001, 03:07:00 AM
Fuck this game, I played Train secret agent and I left the train as usual at 29 seconds and I finished the stage at 1:49 but fucking natalya didn't find boris!!

Fuck that!! FUCK YOU NATALYA! Stupid bitch couldn't tie her own shoelaces.

I'm just too pissed off to talk in a civilised manner.

I'm not playing for bit, then I try again.

But on a good note I got 1:58 on surface SA and 0:18 on bunker 1 agent(easier than I thought).

-K..
#4273
Archived Goldeneye / Sterling...The Dutch &quot;conspiracy&quot;
January 01, 2001, 03:04:00 AM
ENOUGH!
DarkCall
#4274
Archived Goldeneye / NNNNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!
January 01, 2001, 01:25:00 AM
I can't wait for tonight when I get even more new times....

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/ohwell.gif ALT=":/"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4275
Archived Goldeneye / NNNNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!
January 01, 2001, 01:24:00 AM
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
#4276
Archived Goldeneye / NNNNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!
January 01, 2001, 01:23:00 AM
8th in the world!! That can't be!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Lucky I have lots of times up my sleeve http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

-K..

*sends e-mail to wes....*

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
#4277
Archived Goldeneye / Yes....
January 01, 2001, 01:01:00 AM
I know EXACTLY how you feel.

-K..
#4278
Archived Goldeneye / post here if you think karl is a retard
January 01, 2001, 12:59:00 AM
I'm trying to end the war with Sterling cause I don't care any more, he can think what he wants.

And Die you need to grow EARS and read some posts before you think I'm attacking Sterling for NO REASON. Oh, and it's not like it a one way battle.

Die when you get good times and are actually considered as a world class goldeneye player please don't interfere with quarrels because people won't take you seriously and they will just pay you out.

-K..
#4279
Archived Goldeneye / Sterling...The Dutch &quot;conspiracy&quot;
January 01, 2001, 12:53:00 AM
Anyone who says every dutch person is cheating is pathetic. Perfect die do you know why you can't believe people get times straight after? Cause you probably only play goldeneye for half an hour a day IF THAT!

If I'm going for a time I play for HOURS ON END to get it and I'm sure the better players in the world play for longer! I'm sure Eise didn't play bunker for 10 minutes like you would Die, he probably played it for hour, PLUS all of the hours he played it on previous days.

Die why don't you get some EXPERIENCE before you make accusations like that.

Oh and one other thing: (or maybe more)

Wouter gets 1:06 on jungle SA: Sterling says it's impossible and gets 1:06
Steven gets 2:42 on aztec OO agent: Sterling gets 2:39
Matthjis gets 51 on egypt agent: Sterling gets it and says 49 seconds is possible when before he said 51 was the god limit.
Sterling got 1:04 on caverns and you think Wouter can't?
Sterling gets 1:15 on streets.
Matthijs gets 1:12 on silo and sterling gets 1:12 on silo.

And to top it off a couple of dutch people get A COUPLE of new times and you there is a dutch conspiracy!!! HAHAHA! You make me laugh die.

Get some EXPERIENCE.......It's not like it takes a year to get a time, only an hour or so maybe more, maybe 10 minutes it's just the luck of the day.

-K..

Oh, and I'm not saying that Sterling is lying, I'm just saying for Die not to question everyone else except Sterling.
#4280
Archived Goldeneye / post here if you dont like eise
December 30, 2000, 05:25:00 AM
That's odd Wes, for someone who is looked upon to upold civil behaviour among players, it seems weird that you would go ahead and say Eise is a bitch.

Don't tell people to lay of Sterling then pay out someone else. Don't tell people to lay of Sterling, TELL STERLING TO LAY OFF PEOPLE!!!

-K..
#4281
Archived Goldeneye / post here if you think karl is a retard
December 30, 2000, 05:09:00 AM
Haha that's pathetic Perfect Die. I said NOTHING to you, nothing to you AT ALL. So why don't you SHUT YOUR TRAP BEFORE I KILL YOU!!!

Stay out of the fight and stop trying to be popular by posting a retard message like this cause you just made yourself look like a fool.

-K..
#4282
Archived Goldeneye / Post here if you Hate Serling
December 29, 2000, 09:31:00 PM
Haha I think very soon everyone will just start ignoring Sterling totally. Everything he says is just negative against everybody and he thinks noone can be better than him. Sheesh that guy has an ego the size of russia.

-K..
#4283
Archived Goldeneye / Strat Jungle 00a
December 29, 2000, 09:19:00 PM
Man sterling you don't deserve for wouter to send you a tape and if I was Wouter I wouldn't. Who cares what you think sterling? Don't believe wouter we don't care what you think ok.

Get it through YOUR head that you're not the most important person in the world and no one needs you to beleive them.

People have seen the tape and you still don't believe? HAHAHA, sterling you critisize other people for being stupid but you are the biggest hypocrite in the world.

-K..
#4284
Archived Goldeneye / Post here if you think cruise control isnt cheatin
December 29, 2000, 08:34:00 PM
yeah I must have forgotten that shock was craig.

Hmm....There is still the point that CRUISE CONTROL IS EXACTLY THE SAME AS 1.2!!!!! Holy crap if people can't understand that I don't know what is wrong with them. Seriously, how can you say it's cheating if you say that 1.2 isn't cheating?

Maybe people don't wanna learn 1.2, and maybe people wanna make their own decisions. If people want to use cruise control instead of 1.2 LET THEM AND STOP TELLING THEM TO LEARN 1.2!! MAybe they don't want to ok and sterling how about YOU LEARN 1.2 if you're so cut about people beating your times cause of the control style.

It doesn't matter though, if you are so sure that people are beating your times cause of cruise control you can think that, and you can not use it while everyone else does and you can fall behind then, if that's what you believe. But cruise control adds what, a few tenths of a second on runway and archives? Oh the people who use it are crap and the only reason they have good times is because they use cruise control, that's bull shit.

-K..
#4285
Archived Goldeneye / Post here if you Hate Serling
December 29, 2000, 07:23:00 AM
hmm...why am I posting here? I forget.........

-K..
#4286
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
December 29, 2000, 07:10:00 AM
I can't believe you discomb, you are getting really good times too fast for me, you will need proof for wes's site.

-K..
#4287
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
December 28, 2000, 11:13:00 PM
I know you are not me valentin, although I don't know why you mentioned me? Is it because we both think Sterling is the biggest dicknob in the world? Maybe so.....

Anyways it's a bit late but I got 1:00 on jungle agent 2 weeks ago http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Anyways......Sterling who gives a shit what you think! You don't own GEE WR so shut the ****!!!! up ok. Now one cares what you think, you have no authority so just stick your ego up your arse and piss off.

Nobody NEEDS you to believe them! You think you are the highest person in the world and the time is only legit if YOU believe it? Wouter doesn't give a shit what you think, nobody does.

-K..
#4288
Archived Goldeneye / Need some help..
December 28, 2000, 10:57:00 PM
Tim I TOLD you the strat for depot OO agent. The one I got 0:58 with.

If you want to know the bunker 2 OO agent strat watch the movie on Wes' site.

-K..
#4289
Archived Goldeneye / Post here if you think cruise control isnt cheatin
December 28, 2000, 10:50:00 PM
This is why Sterling is an idiot people....

Shock's reply to the topic:

I dont think it is cheating. You wont win sterling so give up!

Sterling reply to shock's message:

why dont you shut the hell up shock? I can say whatever I want to say, and just becuz you dont like it isnt my fault asshole? capish? comprende? understand?

What the hell was that? Michael doesn't even HINT aggressive and sterling acts like a ******* ********. Why all the aggression sterling? Someone has a different opinion to you and you try killing them with words or something.

Calm down.

I don't think cruise control is cheating though. How could it be cheating? If you can do it with the normal controller why not do it?

Sterling why don't you use it then if it makes you go faster? you're just so obsessed with your times that when someone beats them (wouter) you find the nearest excuse for him to be cheating and you cling to that with your life. That excuse being cruise control. Now you'll fight as hard as you can to say that cruise control is cheating so wouter doesn't get on the site.

We already know that cruise control isn't OFFICIALLY cheating and it will NEVER be cheating. So why don't we just drop it.

-K..
#4290
Archived Goldeneye / Train: RC-P90 or Watch Laser?
December 26, 2000, 06:41:00 PM
The RC-P90 is lots faster and I think I do the beginning the wrong way or something because I use the laser to blow up the box, grab the rc-p90 and then shoot the brake. Then I run through and in the 2nd cart shoot the box on the right to run through there then everything is just sweet. I wish I could cut the grate at the end though cause I would have 1:17 or 1:18 if I did it properly.

-K..
#4291
Archived Goldeneye / I hate school
December 20, 2000, 07:50:00 PM
HAHAHAHA I FINISHED SCHOOL YES!!! HAHAHAH SUCKERS!!!!

-K..
#4292
Archived Goldeneye / Expansion Pack
December 20, 2000, 07:48:00 PM
THE EXPANSION PAK DOESN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING!! It doesn't do JACK-SQAUT ok. The expansion pak has still in the labs when goldeneye came out. The goldeneye pak doesn't even recognise that the expansion pak is in there because IT CAN'T READ IT.

All the expansion pak is, is the normal pak, with 4 meg of extra ram. ONLY GAME'S THAT ARE EXPANSION PAK COMPATIBLE CAN USE THE BENIFITS OF THE EXPANSION PAK.

Otherwise it does NOTHING and that's pretty easy to understand.

-K..
#4293
Archived Goldeneye / Could you help me a bit Sterling (or Wouter)
December 20, 2000, 07:42:00 PM
I don't know how sterling and all that do bunker but I think it's just the same strat on the video just doing it way faster.

Make sure you have look ahead off and when you start turn around bla bla bla and open the door. run towards the door and shoot the camera so you don't waste time. Open the door run out bang first shoot next camera. Kill guard run down hallway turn corner bang. Press start get out camera  run into big room snap take picture.

run over to the table and start running fpr the clear door. Now hears a hard part. While using left c look up slightly and AS you are running for the screen door shoot once and hit the camera while you are strafing. Then opening door press start bla bla bla finish level.

-K..
#4294
Archived Goldeneye / To Wouter
December 14, 2000, 08:23:00 PM
You're a fool Sterling didn't you even READ any of Wouter's walkthroughs that he wrote? Every sentence you make it's like you're getting dumber and dumber and more ignorant. Sheesh you ask him for his times and then say that he is lying about them!

Sheesh man drop the attitude and give up with this whole Wouter is a liar thing. At least shut up about it.

By the way, you didn't see the post about 1:20 on Frigate? He wrote a whole walkthrough on it! Read ALL of the posts before you say that he never posted anything about it.

-K..
#4295
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
December 14, 2000, 08:12:00 PM
Actually, the lowest POSSIBLE time on surface 2 SA is around 53 seconds or 54 seconds if you throw the grenade up onto the room, I think that might be easy than thowing the mine...I'll try today anyway, after of course I do it the right way and get under a minute. My time sucks arse...

-K..
#4296
Archived Goldeneye / dutch GE players meet!
December 11, 2000, 07:24:00 PM
Whatever....................................
#4297
Archived Goldeneye / Runway SA details
December 07, 2000, 08:18:00 PM
Woohoo I just got 24 seconds! At least this will counter the WR I lost on agent http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  I switch to left when I went through the door of the hut, and I used wouter's strat to blow up the battery.

-K..
#4298
Archived Goldeneye / RUNWAY 23 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 06, 2000, 01:48:00 AM
I don't think the exp. pak makes you go slower, it makes absolutely no difference AT ALL. Unless somehow they fortold the future and somehow made goldeneye exp. pak compatable it doesn't make a difference.

Only games that they made exp. pak compatable play differentely when the exp. pak is in their 64, with goldeneye it doesn't do anything.

-K..
#4299
Archived Goldeneye / Opinions regarding cruise control, please read...
December 06, 2000, 12:08:00 AM
Hehe isn't this funny though, out of all the people who think it's cheating when you actually have to post your reasons only 1 or 2 people say anything.

-K..
#4300
Archived Goldeneye / What's wrong with Karl?
December 06, 2000, 12:06:00 AM
Sterling was swearing first Wes, don't say that Sterling isn't swearing as well. And please Wes don't come into the arguement and take sides.

-K..
#4301
Archived Goldeneye / Aztec 2:39!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 05, 2000, 06:05:00 PM
This had nothing to do with me believing Sterling or not Wes. I'm just saying to Sterling not to hassle Wouter if he gets a time just after someone else as Sterling has done with MANY times himself.

-K..
#4302
Archived Goldeneye / 1:06 will be mine on surface 1 agent!
December 05, 2000, 06:03:00 PM
I've got 1:07 taped on the tape I'm sending to craig, with the KF7, you'll see that 1:06 is possible.

-K..
#4303
Archived Goldeneye / What's wrong with Karl?
December 05, 2000, 06:01:00 PM
Yes Wes I'm going through PMS. Please explain what you mean by irretable and obsessive.

-K..
#4304
Archived Goldeneye / post new PR's here
December 05, 2000, 05:58:00 PM
I played for half an hour last night and got  1:07 for bunker 2 SA and 1:35 for bunker 2 OOA. I should be able to get around 1:04 or 1:03 for SA very soon.

-K..
#4305
Archived Goldeneye / Opinions regarding cruise control, please read...
December 05, 2000, 05:27:00 AM
Octoinky we have told you a THOUSAND times, IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU GO STRAFING SPEED WHILE FACING FORWARD! IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU GO ANY FASTER AT ALL! CRUISE CONTROL HAS NO ADVANTAGES OVER 1.2!

Please people actually think a little bit about this. Think technically ok, think about the mechanics of it and you will realise that they are both the same.

Yako, when you played runway using 1.2, DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT KEEP YOUR FINGER ON C-UP? If you answer is no then you don't know what you are saying.

-K..
#4306
Archived Goldeneye / RUNWAY 23 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 05, 2000, 05:23:00 AM
Darkcall you are wrong okay. For God's sake people actually KNOW what you are talking about before posting anything! Unless you know 100% about cruise control don't post judgements!

Cruise control turns EXACTLY like 1.2 okay. Cruise control is EXACTLY like 1.2! Why can't people get this through their heads! Why is that so hard to understand!

Sheesh

-K..
#4307
Archived Goldeneye / RUNWAY 23 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 05, 2000, 01:49:00 AM
Hehe, you know you guys can't control us like you are our parents. We don't have to do anything anyone tells us to do, we don't have to shut up if we can address a good point.

Anyway, Sterling now hates my guts which I understand seeing as I pissed in his mouth, but I don't care about that. I just hope this doesn't get personal with anyone else besides Sterling.

This is just like a war, each side has allies, if one country goes to war with another it brings the whole world into chaos, that is what's happening now.

Hopefully we can all just setlle this and accept what is inevitable. Cruise control is gonna stay and there is nothing you can do about it, just accept it. And if you want to hassle cruise control hassle 1.2 for all I care but don't be hypocrites.

You think people are wimps if they get a better time with cruise control? Pfft, shows what you know. Cruise control is harder to use than the normal settings! I think you'd have to be pretty skilled to get a WR using it.

You wanna know what times I have gotten with cruise control? 0:55 on dam agent and 1:05 on caverns agent. Wow so many, that's why I'm 6th best in the world or whatever, I use cruise control! I'm a wimp now, I can't get any good times using the normal control settings.

Whatever

-K..
#4308
Archived Goldeneye / RUNWAY 23 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 04, 2000, 08:09:00 AM
Right on Wouter! It's time to stand up to the idiots (e.g Sterling) that keep giving you shit. You shouldn't have to take that kind of crap. Stand up to everyone and tell them to fuck off!

Why does Sterling even deserve to have this tape? He doesn't believe you anyway, sending him the tape would make him feel like he won or some stupid thing like that. Is sterling the only guy in the world who can say that you're not lying when he sees your tape? No, so why send it to him all he has done for the FIRST MOMENT he ever read any of your messages gave you shit and never stopped giving you shit. Even now he gives you shit, he gives me shit, he gave Steven and Eise a bit of shit, he gives Wes a bit of anal (nothing against you Wes), and starts shiting out shit to anyone who even comes CLOSE to any of Sterling's magnificent times.

Sterling is a god! He is the best there ever was and the best there will ever be. For someone to even beat ONE of his times is ludicrus! Oh my god if someone equals or betters one of his times! They MUST be cheating. Oh somebody do something quickly or I'll lose 1 fucking point on my ranking. Heaven forbid other people even PLAY goldeneye except sterling. God forbid anyone beating any of Sterlings times because, oh no, that would mean that Sterling gets 97 points, instead of 100 points! God forbid anyone take the fame away from Sterling and get a bit of recognition for themselves. God fucking forbid anyone else even appear on the page as Sterling because oh, they are not on the same "Level" as him.

sheesh

-K..
#4309
Archived Goldeneye / 1:06 will be mine on surface 1 agent!
December 04, 2000, 07:56:00 AM
that's what I was talking about Wouter, jumping up with right-C, it's a lot faster than switching weapons.

-K..
#4310
Archived Goldeneye / Aztec 2:39!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 04, 2000, 03:47:00 AM
How is that proving anything? He could of put a push button code in for all we know. Last 10 seconds? Would that be while he is waiting in the vent where no one is around and no one can hit him? Where he probably doesn't even move. That's not proving anything. I could so easily do Aztec OO agent in 2:15 and prove the last 10 seconds of it.

-K..
#4311
Archived Goldeneye / To Karl
December 04, 2000, 02:47:00 AM
I didn't send it last weekend but I can send it for sure next weekend.

What's your address? I think that's a pretty important thing I have to know if I'm going to send a tape.

-K..
#4312
Archived Goldeneye / Opinions regarding cruise control, please read...
December 04, 2000, 02:13:00 AM
Okay here's the deal. I and other people agree that cruise control is not cheating. But there are other people who think that cruise control is merely just another form of a push button code or whatever. Here is where we can all express our opinions in a PRODUCTIVE manner.

That is, no swearing, no namecalling, and no personal attacks.

All I want is for people to express how they feel and WHY they feel that way. Why is is cheating, why is it not cheating? That's what we want to know, so just list the reasons why you think how you do.

Here are some points you may like to discuss.

1. Cruise control is just like 1.2, only it gains access to 1.2's advantages using 1.1.

2. Cruise control is faster than 1.1, but only as fast as 1.2.

3. Is there any way to stop people from using cruise control?

Please be civilised.

-K..
#4313
Archived Goldeneye / Wouter :23 runway agent
December 04, 2000, 02:03:00 AM
The rod up your arse Sterling must have a rod up it's arse. He got 23 seconds Sterling! Get over it, shut the fuck up, do whatever you like but don't say all this shit cause now you don't have 100 fucking points on that level.

You want me to play on your level first sterling? I'm already on your fucking level. Get over yourself, no one's gonna like you any more (for the people who still actually like you) if you keep saying shit every time someone gets a new time.

And don't start this whole shit with me Sterling. At least don't swear the shit at me. This swearing ain't making me look so good, but it's needed to get through your thick skull that maybe it's possible for other people to get good times too. Just because you think you're a god doesn't mean that they can't get a time as fast as you.

-K..
#4314
Archived Goldeneye / Aztec 2:39!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 04, 2000, 01:51:00 AM
Don't you think it's weird Sterling? I mean you yell at Wouter for getting all these times so quickly and after other people have gotten faster times, yet you just spring up with new times if someone beats you?
10 seconds on the end of the level? That's not proof Sterling and you know it.

Don't be a hypocrite.

-K..
#4315
Archived Goldeneye / RUNWAY 23 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 04, 2000, 01:47:00 AM
Wow Sterling do you have to be such a dick? You don't have to swear every second word to get a point through, sheesh.

Anyway Sterling you wanna know why you ain't getting 23 seconds on runway? It's because you ain't using CRUISE CONTROL!

-K..

P.S And don't go say that's cheating cause you know damn well that 23 seconds is possible using cruise control just as much as it is possible using 1.2.
#4316
Archived Goldeneye / RUNWAY 23 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 03, 2000, 05:42:00 PM
Why can't you understand that ALL cruise control is, is giving 1.1 users the chance to have the same advantages of 1.2! It's as simple as that! The reason 23 seconds is possible with cruise control is because it's fucking possible with 1.2!

If you want to complain about cheating then go tell all the 1.2 users to go away! Eise is cheating and so is everyone else.

Your ONLY reason for it being a means of cheating is because it can get a faster time, well so can 1.2! And do you call that cheating? No, so what's the deal. It's using a regular controller and it's using a normal function.

Sterling you think anyone who beats one of your times is cheating! You even think that steven is lying about 23! No sterling Eise did not come on as steve and say that he got 23 seconds. Even before he posted 23 seconds on the message boards he told me about it on MSN.

"All cruise control is doing is giving 1.1 users the chance to have the same advantages as 1.2", and do you say 1.2 is cheating? NO! In fact you TELL us to learn it!

-K..
#4317
Archived Goldeneye / 1:06 will be mine on surface 1 agent!
December 03, 2000, 05:29:00 PM
I'm pretty sure using the KF7 is faster. I have a faster way of jumping up and when I jump up I'm facing to the left so I do the left lock then the far lock then the right lock and then the bottom, that's the fastest you can do it.

I don't know why you want to look down and shoot the bottom lock then look up again, that takes too long it's easy to do left, top, right, down. Or right, top, left, down then jump in.

-K..
#4318
Archived Goldeneye / RUNWAY 23 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 03, 2000, 03:13:00 AM
Sterling you are so full of shit. Cruise control isn't cheating it's just like using 1.2 except you can do it on 1.1. If cruise control was cheating that means that using 1.2 is cheating also. Why can't you get that through your head? If you want to get 23 seconds on runway than use cruise control!

I bet you tried all day to get 23 seconds using cruise control on runway but you couldn't get it and now you are saying that it's cheating because you can't use it.

Anyway, it IS using the normal control setting and it's using the normal controller. If it actually made you run faster it would be cheating, but it doesn't, all it does is give 1.1 users the opportunity to have the same advantages of 1.2! What's so bad about that!

Sterling, for god's sake just shut up about how you think everyone's cheating. Why would Steven say he got a time he really didn't get? If he couldn't get proof everyone would just say he was cheating so shut your mouth until he ACTUALLY doesn't prove it.

-K..
#4319
Archived Goldeneye / 0:53 possible on Surface 2 agent!!!!!
December 01, 2000, 05:31:00 AM
go up to the top of the dish and put a mine above where the computers should be, blow up the mine and you'll notice that you just completed objective a http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Well instead of going around the left side of the dish stay on the right side and from there peg a mine up onto the roof, it's very hard to do I haven't done it successfully yet (I have done it after several attempts with infinite ammo though) but it's possible.

-K..
#4320
Archived Goldeneye / 0:53 possible on Surface 2 agent!!!!!
November 30, 2000, 05:35:00 AM
I made the biggest discovery just then! I was fooling around to see if there were any other places that you could put the remote to make the computers blow up and I found that you could actually blow the computers up if I mine landed above them on the roof!

Now I've played the level and it IS possible to get the mine onto the roof and on the right spot with HEAPS of luck and skill, it shouldn't be all that hard though if you practice.

I played the level and through the mine on the roof and kept doing the level even though I didn't blow up the computers and the best I got was 0:53.

What do you think about this? I know FOR SURE that a new World Record will come from this level on agent and hopefully I can be the first person to get it.

-K..
#4321
Archived Goldeneye / 1:06 will be mine on surface 1 agent!
November 30, 2000, 05:32:00 AM
You don't need to be shot, and I think with a jump 1:06 will be fairly easy considering.

oh my god I made a big discovery just then read the post I will make in a minute.

-K..
#4322
Archived Goldeneye / 1:06 will be mine on surface 1 agent!
November 29, 2000, 05:39:00 PM
This time is so possible for me it hurts not having it done. Think about it, I got 1:08 WITHOUT jumping up the ladder! How many seconds just it take to get up the ladder?

-K..
#4323
Archived Goldeneye / Tape Progress!
November 29, 2000, 03:16:00 AM
Unbelievable! After about 3 goes of Surface 1 on agent I manage to TAPE 1:07! Hehe, that run wasn't the best either. However, I DO infact have a faster way of getting up the ladder but craig will have to tell you about that when he sees the time http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

I might be able to tape tonight but probably not. I'll tape heaps on friday for sure and hopefully I can get some cradle agent happening.

-K..
#4324
Archived Goldeneye / Karl Destined to Become Number 5!!!
November 29, 2000, 03:12:00 AM
I will play and play and play until I become 5th best goldeneye player in the world. Or unless, Wouter Janson proves himself, then I will try to become 6th best in the world. Of course, I'll still try to become 5th anyway.

I'm number 6 now and I need about 100 points to catch up to graeme faulds and looking at my times that should be fairly achievable before the end of the year.

-K..
#4325
Archived Goldeneye / maturaty
November 29, 2000, 01:51:00 AM
I'm gonna play video games at least until I'm 40, then maybe till I'm 50, I'll never become the Grandpa that is really un-co and can't even tie his own shoelaces.

I'll become mature but I'll still be soughta childlike when I grow up, I like the way I am now and I hope it doesn't change too much.

-K..
#4326
Archived Goldeneye / My Goals for Today......
November 28, 2000, 04:20:00 AM
Ok I just got 2:32 for statue OOA on tape, I did the new strafe line but I went really crap I could of gone at least a second faster.

I couldn't get 1:08 again on bunker 2 secret agent but I had heaps of tries and showed my skill in different areas. Best I did was 1:13.

Also got Surface 2 OOA in 1:56 and ummm....some train.  Silo agent, frigate agent, and that's about it for now.

-K..
#4327
Archived Goldeneye / My Goals for Today......
November 28, 2000, 02:19:00 AM
Cool, I just got 1:08 on bunker 2 secret agent, I'm gonna put in the tape now and try to better that run.

-K..
#4328
Archived Goldeneye / My Goals for Today......
November 28, 2000, 02:01:00 AM
Today I hope to get these times and surpass Michael Coe in points. Actually, I already HAVE surpassed Michael Coe in points, it's just that Wes didn't update all of my times and I have some new ones now.....

Bunker 1: SA 0:30
Silo: A 1:16
Bunker 2: SA and OO agent - Better times at least, I know I could do better if I didn't worry about the guards.
Statue: OOA 2:31
Cradle: A 0:43

Ahh that should do me just nice and any other times would be sweet.

-K..

P.S HA! Michael Coe said I would never pass him http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  Unless he gets better times fast I am in front of him http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">
#4329
Archived Goldeneye / Im taking a break
November 28, 2000, 01:53:00 AM
9th grade? How old are you Tim?

-K..
#4330
Archived Goldeneye / Deadline for new times is 5:30 EST
November 28, 2000, 01:48:00 AM
Wes you didn't update some of my times, I'll check through the times and send you my news ones and the ones you forgot.

-K..
#4331
Archived Goldeneye / Tape Progress!
November 27, 2000, 05:26:00 PM
I'll tape tonight and put 2:31 for statue on their. I'll also try and get around 53 seconds for egyptian again. Then I'll go for bunker 1 OO agent, and maybe some aztec but I don't know how long is left on the tape.

If I have room after that I'll see if I can tape me getting 1:51 or better on Train SA http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4332
Archived Goldeneye / Small favour for statue...
November 27, 2000, 07:24:00 AM
Jesus I finally got 2:31 on agent and secret agent, Now I'm trying for 2:31 or 2:30 on OO agent, wish me luck....

-K..
#4333
Archived Goldeneye / Small favour for statue...
November 27, 2000, 03:00:00 AM
Can you please tell me how often the flight recorder is in the right spot for you? In total I've played that level for about 2 hours and it hasn't been in the right spot AT ALL.

Thanks,

-K..
#4334
Archived Goldeneye / One Level Left......
November 25, 2000, 08:23:00 AM
What??!! You need to say that again ok I don't think you need one level before you beat all of Sterling's times.

-K..
#4335
Archived Goldeneye / Statue Agent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 25, 2000, 08:21:00 AM
Oh man I know for a fact that I can get 2:30 now. I HAVE FOUND A NEW STRAFE LINE! It's totally different to Wes's vid and Sterling MUST use it to get 2:29.

I get 2:31 EVERYTIME and on my crappiest run I got 2:32, but the flight recorder is NEVER there! JESUS CHRIST!

Anyway in the near future I will become 2nd best in the world at statue http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4336
Archived Goldeneye / Statue Agent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 25, 2000, 05:23:00 AM
Craig do you have MSN or ICQ?

-K..
#4337
Archived Goldeneye / He Karl: Cruise control?????
November 25, 2000, 05:22:00 AM
Cruise Control is when you push down on the control stick then press R+L+Start to make that the neutral position. It's not cheating, it doesn't make you run ANY faster at all, it just makes you keep the same pace when turning corners, JUST LIKE 1.2!

It's not cheating.

-K..
#4338
Archived Goldeneye / Statue Agent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 25, 2000, 05:20:00 AM
cool, I might try statue as well, I know I can beat 2:32 but I haven't really tried much. I have a different strafe path than the video.

-K..
#4339
Archived Goldeneye / Best Possible Times
November 25, 2000, 03:16:00 AM
I think the lowest possible time for Train SA would be around 1:49 not 1:50. And train agent would be 1:14 or 1:13. Because when I finished my 1:21 run I finished it at 43??, tim says eise finishes at 49??, and my run wasn't perfect. So take away 6 seconds first then take away mistakes and you have yourself 1:13 or 1:14.

-K..
#4340
Archived Goldeneye / 2 World Records in 10 Minutes!
November 25, 2000, 03:11:00 AM
I'm sending my tape to Mike first, then if he wants he can send it to you. If not when I get it back I'll send it to you.

By the way there is a little problem with my tape because the sound is very low. You guys will have to put up with very little sound. I hope that doesn't piss you off http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4341
Archived Goldeneye / Tape Progress!
November 25, 2000, 03:05:00 AM
No sterling you didn't read what I said properly. I said I got 1:21 and I finished the cutting the floor at 0:57.
If I had cut the floor at my best and gotten out before the timer started I would of had 1:17 or 1:18.

1:51 is beatable.

-K..
#4342
Archived Goldeneye / Tape Progress!
November 24, 2000, 11:27:00 PM
Damnit! I got 1:21 on train agent and I finished cutting the floor at 0:57! That would of been so sweet. Well I can't tape for now though cause my parents have to watch TV....maybe tonight.

-K..
#4343
Archived Goldeneye / Tape Progress!
November 24, 2000, 10:52:00 PM
Oh my god I'm on a roll! I just got 1:53 on train SA! I won't try that level again any time soon but beating 1:51 won't be too hard.

-K..
#4344
Archived Goldeneye / Tape Progress!
November 24, 2000, 10:07:00 PM
Mike I should be able to send the tape next weekend m'kay. Here are the times that mean anything I've taped so far:

Dam: Agent - 0:56 Secret agent - 1:25
Facility: agent - 0:53 OO agent - 1:04 (failed)
runway: OO agent - 0:41 (failed)
Silo: agent - 1:17
Frigate: OO agent - 1:23 (failed)
Surface 2: agent - 0:56
Bunker 2: agent - 0:29
Archives: agent - 0:19
Depot: Tries of OO agent and SA
Train: Tries of agent
Control: agent - 4:13 (failed)
caverns: agent - 1:05

Just today I have gotten these new times:

Dam SA 1:25
Facility A 0:53
Bunker 1 OOA 1:18
Caverns A 1:05

Michael Coe Watch Out! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4345
Archived Goldeneye / Oh my dear lord!
November 24, 2000, 08:07:00 PM
I'm REALLY going to have to send my tape of to michael really quick because the speed in which I'm improving my times is rediculous! Just half an hour ago I got 1:18 on bunker 1 OO agent! It was so sweet, almost exactly the same as sterling went in his video. Exept I killed people more cleanly. Also I stopped for a second at the very beginning before I ran into the big room to kill the guy with 2 klobbs.

-K..
#4346
Archived Goldeneye / 2 World Records in 10 Minutes!
November 24, 2000, 08:04:00 PM
It's not cheating Wes, just as long as you do it with a normal controller it's totally legit. How in any way is it cheating? Why can 1.2 people cheat and 1.1 people can't?

-K..
#4347
Archived Goldeneye / school's nearly finished!...
November 24, 2000, 05:45:00 PM
Well Michael you're gonna have to improve those SA and OO agent times if you want to stay ahead of me. I should get infront of you in agent points very soon, then when school finishes I'll work on SA and OO agent. Watch your back son http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Man, my OO agent times SUCK a really big cock. When I improve them my points will really rise....

-K..
#4348
Archived Goldeneye / 2 World Records in 10 Minutes!
November 24, 2000, 05:32:00 PM
Yes Mike I'm still sending the you my tape, I'll see if I can add all my new times to it. I'll be able to add hopefully the 2 agent WR's, plus dam OO agent in 2:18 or less. Actually, I'll start taping in half an hour or so and get a lot of the tape done.

Also I DID use cruise control which is probably why I got the times. Dam was absolutely sweet though. The part where you shoot the lock and go through the gate was godly.

-K..
#4349
Archived Goldeneye / 2 World Records in 10 Minutes!
November 24, 2000, 08:01:00 AM
I'm so happy now that I just got another 2 agent WR's! First I got 0:55 on surface 2 after about half an hour, then I got 0:55 on dam 5 minutes later!

Sweet, my rank is certainly going to go up to 7th in the world.

-K..
#4350
Archived Goldeneye / school's nearly finished!...
November 24, 2000, 02:01:00 AM
When school finishes for me in a couple of weeks I will play goldeneye HEAPS! My OO agent times will really be improved and same for SA. I'm hoping I can beat Michael Coe in Rank by the end of the year http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4351
Archived Goldeneye / My new times =)
November 24, 2000, 01:57:00 AM
Well here's what I do:

Open the shed door and kill the guy on the right. Run in and get out gun. Run behind the mainframes over to the left side of the shed and shoot the mainframes as you go. Run for the key as you blow up the screen and grab the key. The mainframes should blow up but if not just shoot them as you run back outside. When you run back outside go on the opposite side of the boxes that you came in with, don't go behind the mainframes twice.

I'm not the best in the world and I got 0:58 so someone better than me like Wes could go heaps faster.

I've been getting heaps of new times as well. I moved up to 8th spot last update and hopefully I'll move up to 7th in the next update.

tonight I'll try and get 0:55 on damn and 1:05 on caverns agent. I should get at least 1:05 on caverns cause I got 1:06 on a crappy run and I got shot by the last drone gun.

I also might work on SA and OO agent levels to get those ranks up a bit.

-K..
#4352
Archived Goldeneye / My new times =)
November 23, 2000, 05:34:00 PM
I have a different OO agent strat that I used to get 0:58 where I survive 4 out of 5 times or 7 out of 10 times. It may be faster and it's a lot safer.

-K..
#4353
Archived Goldeneye / whats everyones favourite level???
November 23, 2000, 02:02:00 AM
Well my best level for points is depot, I SHOULD be in the top 3 for that. I'll try tonight though and get at least 0:49 on SA, hopefully I can get 0:48. then tomorrow I might get 0:27 on agent, I should be able to get that because I got 0:28 on a crap run, I got stuck and everything.

The level I like next is frigate, but the only time that shows it is my OO agent one. I'm ashamed of that though, it's pretty bad in my standards.

I like archives too, and I think the next level I like will be egypt cause I got 0:53 on agent on a crap run.

-K..
#4354
Archived Goldeneye / See ya!
November 21, 2000, 05:13:00 PM
I'm your friend Wouter

-K..
#4355
Archived Goldeneye / Anyone for Sterling videos? More I mean...?
November 21, 2000, 07:37:00 AM
I don't really need videos for strats anymore because I'm getting better and I know most of the strats anyway.

But I wouldn't mind seeing a little bit more of:

Dam SA and OOA
Silo SA
Statue 2:29
Control SA and OOA
Cradle SA and OOA

These times are the ones I'm struggling with.

-K..
#4356
Archived Goldeneye / Control 00 strat!!!
November 20, 2000, 05:29:00 PM
These guys make me sick. They push the fact that you have to prove your times so much, then they actually lash out at everyone when told they need proof.

You can't give proof a year ago and then say you don't need proof anymore. You ALWAYS need proof when you get world records.

I didn't understand any word of Steven's walkthrough so I can't try it.

-K..
#4357
Archived Goldeneye / Frigate 00A WR
November 19, 2000, 08:43:00 PM
Gees if only I got 1:23. I'll try again though I could easily get that time again.

You can't do OO agent like Secret agent because you WILL die. I repeat, you WILL die. unless you are some kind of god you will not survive.

-K..
#4358
Archived Goldeneye / Aside from SOS..
November 19, 2000, 08:34:00 PM
Right now I have the main walkthrough site at gamefaqs. It's only tect right now but I'm hoping someone will make it into a HTML site.

Just go to Gamefaqs, then look at goldeneye and check out my fast times guide. I haven't written out walkthroughs for all of the levels and I'm reformatting it at the moment but it's way better than SOS.

-K..
#4359
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Two of my Three Goals have been completed.
November 18, 2000, 02:45:00 AM
My main goal now is to get 1:16 on villa agent using 1.1. Many people think this impossible but I will prove them wrong.

I got 1:18 just then, and when I get 1:17 I will begin to tape my tries for 1:16.

-K..
#4360
Archived Goldeneye / Tim grenebys picture online
November 17, 2000, 09:06:00 AM
Hehe, sorry Tim, I didn't mean to offend you.

When I post a picture of me you can laugh at that photo http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4361
Archived Goldeneye / Tim grenebys picture online
November 17, 2000, 07:40:00 AM
Hehe, Tim is funny lookin http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

I'm 14 and slim but not fit. I used to be though when I played soccer.

100m: 15 seconds
200m: 30 seconds

hmmmm........

I feel so young. You just wait, when I get to your age I'll be the best in the world at both goldeneye and perfect dark. You'll see, one day.

-K..
#4362
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Important - Everyone read
November 16, 2000, 06:01:00 PM
Why are you saying that it takes time to get used to? Run-strafingwith it is almost exactly the same as run-strafing with the neutralposition in the centre.

You can't use it all the time,but it's helpful for people who don't want to learn 1.2 (likeme), but they still want a change at least.

It's a lotfaster for me because my controller is SLIGHTLY worn but it makesa difference.

-K..
#4363
Archived Goldeneye / Een oliebol is lekker
November 16, 2000, 06:51:00 AM
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing Steven!

-K..
#4364
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Important - Everyone read
November 15, 2000, 05:32:00 PM
Awwww crap, if Snap or Paragon had posted this it would probably have 100 posts by now.

-K..
#4365
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Important - Everyone read
November 15, 2000, 05:07:00 PM
Well realistically it's not cheating, seeing as you aren't going faster than anyone else is. All it does is give a 1.1 user the same speed as a 1.2 user.

There is absolutely no advantage over 1.2, it doesn't make you run-strafe faster than anyone else can.

-K..
#4366
Archived Goldeneye / My Tape
November 15, 2000, 07:37:00 AM
Awww I want to see it too! I live in Australia so I'm closest! I can't put it on the net though http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">  Actually, if you make 2 copies, send 1 to me, and I'll send it along with my tape to the Coes, then he could send mine and your tape back to you.

It WILL work this way! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4367
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Important - Everyone read
November 15, 2000, 05:31:00 AM
Well here is what I've been working on for a while now, but I need to know your opinions on it. I've never used it myself but I think it might be a breakthrough for people who don't use 1.2.

Well here is what I was thinking. As you know, if you turn on the N64 while the control stick is diagonal the game will think that the direction the control stick was facing is the neutral position. And you also should know that you can set the neutral direction to anything you want by press start+R+L.

Therefore, if you pull the control stick all the way down and set it as the neutral position, when you put the control stick back to the centre, you will run forwards at your maximum speed. Now this is where it becomes interesting.

Theoretically then, no matter where the control stick is, just as long as it doesn't go below the centre position, you will always be running your fastest. So if you were to turn a corner and push the control stick to the left, you will turn the corner at EXACTLY the same speed as a 1.2 user would.

The control isn't affected in any way whatsoever, you can still move in any direction freely as if the control stick was in neutral EXCEPT for moving backwards. But if you ever need to move backwards or stand still, all you need to do is pause and set the control stick back to the normal neutral position.

Also, for control sticks that are worn, by setting the neutral position this way you can push the control stick normally when run-strafing using 1.1, and you will running just as fast as a brand new controller which could help a lot of people.

However I don't know if this would be looked upon as cheating. All it does is allow a 1.1 user to turn corners the same speed as a 1.2 user.

In my opinion this is a HUGE breakthrough, what are your opinions.

-K..

P.S I tried WAR slow mo with the control pushed down as the neutral setting, I went at least half a second faster when I got to the door.
#4368
Archived Goldeneye / I'M BACK ONLINE!!!
November 14, 2000, 05:45:00 PM
After a full terrifying week without the internet I'm finally back online. Can't talk now though cause I have to go to school.

-K..
#4369
Archived Goldeneye / Wes, I have a video request
November 03, 2000, 05:10:00 AM
I can get the bug on the helicopter and get back to the boat in 27 seconds about 30% of the time. However the hostages haven't escaped for me yet and I have no idea how they are supposed to.

After I kill the 2nd hostage taker I open the door leading to the stairs and press start. I get the tracker and run down the small steps to the right of the door. then I just peg the bug over the ledge area from that platform area. I don't go too far down the platform and you don't need to throw it that far.

I'm just waiting for the day when the hostages actually escape.

-K..
#4370
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Faster strat in the 2nd room of G5?
November 03, 2000, 02:42:00 AM
I do it different to snap and I think the way I do it may be in fact faster.

What I do is after I run behind the glass I stand in the centre of the room with my back to the dumspter than you usually stand behind when taking out the guards. A guard appears directly in front of me so I kill him and then half a second later another guards run in front of me from the right so I kill him as he runs past.

Then I turn left towards the door I used to enter the room and the other 2 guards should be right in front of the door. so I just kill them both with a few bullets and I get the key card instantly.

From the time I go behind the glass to the time I open the blue door is about 6 seconds.

Try it out and tell me if this strat is faster.

-K..
#4371
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / which one is better.....
November 03, 2000, 02:28:00 AM
Goldeneye will always be my favourite game.

No game will ever have the impact Goldeneye did.

-K..
#4372
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / MASSIVE GLITCH IN G5!!!
November 03, 2000, 02:05:00 AM
I have absolutely no idea why this happened, but I was playing G5 building on perfect agent and I was going crap so I restarted. I was in the first room at the time.

Well you know how in the opening sequence joanna kills that guard? Well check this out! The opening sequence I saw was that of the scene you have to watch when you send the campsy into the meeting! for the opening scene I saw casandra talking to the skedar guy and trent!

It doesn't end there either, after the scene had finished and I started the level it said mission objective 3 completed!

I was lucky to have my goldeneye tape in my vcr and I was able to tape this happening! So the coe brothers will see me completing objective 3 before I even started!

Weird....

-K..
#4373
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / 1.1 Players Post here
November 03, 2000, 01:08:00 AM
1.1
#4374
Archived Goldeneye / Where do you guys chat?
November 02, 2000, 09:33:00 PM
My ICQ number is 81902972 and my MSN is k_J..@hotmail.com.

Jon, it says your online but you're not responding! heh, you must be off playing perfect dark http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4375
Archived Goldeneye / Where do you guys chat?
November 02, 2000, 07:07:00 PM
Paragon's ICQ # is 84988634.

Jon, what is your MSN and ICQ address I want to add you!

-K..
#4376
Archived Goldeneye / I'm feeling really bad.....
November 01, 2000, 05:41:00 PM
I wish you had of started to update regularly earlier Wes but now it's too late! You've gone and ****** yourself up. Now just once we start to create the GE Elite you start updating again and now we are in a sticky situation.

It's like a bloody war out their. The only thing is, YOU are the only person fighting!

I've said this heaps of times Wes and even in my e-mail I said that you have to look at it from OUR point of view! If something better comes along we take it and grasp it! No, I do not want to undermine the GE world rankings. I am not a man or someone with reasoning to do something like that. No, I am just a 14 year old boy who loves getting fast times, and when the World record site hasn't been updated for several months, I leap onto the GE Elite! It's not OUR fault.

You will NEVER match the update speed of the GE Elite using a mail-based system. And the fact that you were wrong in saying that we were mail based totally destroyed your whole argument.

It was YOU who thought this whole thing was about fame. It was YOU who got emotional. And it was YOU who started the war. Well if you want to take it like that fine, I'm sure we can competitively battle it out. But you've lost a lot of followers Wes, and the GE Elite has MANY advantages over the GE world records.

Look at it from OUR point of view.

-K..
#4377
Archived Goldeneye / The GE Elite-Read, Reply
November 01, 2000, 05:22:00 PM
And another thing Wes, it's not just me. It's not like I'm the only man on campus. There are a few people working together on this and I only cover a small part of it.

And also about not sending the times of other people, how pathetic is that Wes. Come on, we can just look at your site and take the times. But really, is that neseccary? It's their decision to make. if they don't want to be it's their decision but that's just really foolish by you. And sooner or later it will become a contest of popularity, and your losing a lot of that.

I don't what else to say Wes, I can't change what is happening, nor can I change your opinion about it. I didn't want this to become a fight or for you to hate me. I even still want you to have my times on the site, but I don't know if you want me their. And if you don't that's the lowest you can get, so hopefully that won't happen.

-K..
#4378
Archived Goldeneye / The GE Elite-Read, Reply
November 01, 2000, 05:13:00 PM
Jesus Wes haven't you been reading all of the posts! The GE Elite began AGES ago! You have EVERYTHING wrong!

1. It's not being made by me it's being made by Paragon, I have no real HTML skills.

2. It will NOT be mail-based, it will be similar to the Perfect Dark elite where people have their own pages.

3. It will updated every few hours by select people who check the updated times first.

4. People have the right to make their own decisions!

Next time before you make a big post like this make sure you read all of the messages that go around! The message you posted introduced NOTHING to the argument, and it was all wrong!

-K..
#4379
Archived Goldeneye / Bunker 1 challenge
November 01, 2000, 06:42:00 AM
Hey Eise I tried your bunker 1 challenge.

I killed 24 people and I escaped in 38 seconds. Try and beat that http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  I think 35 is like really easy. I figured out a strat.

-K..
#4380
Archived Goldeneye / Bunker 1 challenge
November 01, 2000, 06:22:00 AM
Hey Mike, I thought to myself, if Tom can do it, I can do it. So, I had a few goes and I got 0:19. Then I thought, "wait a second, that was a crap run, how could I get 0:19". So I had a few more goes and got 18 seconds! You may not believe this but going around the left way is MUCH easier! I'll tape it if you like. I could get 0:18 piss easy going around the left way.

Oh, and I'll go try that kill 23 people in bunker challenge.

-K..
#4381
Archived Goldeneye / I just got 0:58 on Depot 00 agent!
November 01, 2000, 06:04:00 AM
I'll have a look at your times tomorrow and say what I would like you to tape.

-K..
#4382
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / The GOLDENEYE WORLD RANKINGS UPDATE 10/31/00
November 01, 2000, 02:06:00 AM
The ranking were updated before I was added and that was 6 months ago. My first taste of the rankings is only today.

My rank should improve in the next update though because I have times that aren't on the sight that I just e-mailed to Wes.

-K..
#4383
Archived Goldeneye / I just got 0:58 on Depot 00 agent!
November 01, 2000, 01:48:00 AM
Just as long as someone else from the Elite can verify your times that is considered proof enough. It would be stupid if you had to put it on the net as not every has a capture card.

-K..
#4384
Archived Goldeneye / Rene sent me the stuff for the Rankigns
October 31, 2000, 04:44:00 AM
Thank god, I've been waiting 6 months to have my name on the rankings.

-K..
#4385
Archived Goldeneye / I just got 0:58 on Depot 00 agent!
October 31, 2000, 04:43:00 AM
Well Mike I hope you like looking at A LOT of failed attempts http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">  I fail a lot but I still have the times in the middle of everything. so far I have taped myself getting these times:

Dam SA: 1:26 (didn't destroy an alarm but oh well)
facility: 1:04 (HOWEVER, alec wasn't facing me when I ran down the stairs, I would of had 1:04)
Silo agent: 1:17 (a new record for me, it wasn't a very good run)
Frigate OO agent: 1:23 (I failed however, but you see how I do it. I got to the boat in 1:23 VERY comfortably.
Archives agent: 0:19 (I can get 0:18 if you want)
I taped myself doing depot and you will see how I do it from that. It will be VERY hard to get under 0:58 on tape so I don't know if I can do it.

I also did 4:16 on control agent to prove that I can do it. hmmm....what else do you SPECIFICELY want me to tape?

Oh, I did train a bit but not successfully, it's pretty hard.

-K..
#4386
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Some very bad news for 1.1 users.
October 31, 2000, 02:23:00 AM
Trust me, 0:53 on Depot OOA is impossible if you want me to put it sweet. Unless destroying the cache only takes an extra 5 seconds (which it doesn't) you won't get 0:53. You would have to have a run that would get you at about 0:46 if you were playing secret agent. Trust me, that ain't gonna happen.

In other words Sterling is just exploding out the back door.

-K..
#4387
Archived Goldeneye / I just got 0:58 on Depot 00 agent!
October 30, 2000, 05:41:00 PM
I could do those times piss. I'll do nearly all of my times cause that won't fill the tape! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Anyway I just got 1:29 on frigate OO agent. I seem to be beating my old time by a second each day.

I'll get to work on the tape this afternoon and I'll post the times I have.

-K..
#4388
Archived Goldeneye / Cinemas?
October 30, 2000, 01:47:00 AM
It would be sweet to meet.

-K..
#4389
Archived Goldeneye / Elite Text Files/Web Pages!
October 29, 2000, 05:58:00 PM
I've got my "text" page up now http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":(">

*looks at HTML page and cries*

-K..
#4390
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / WOOHOO PD is now being put back on the shelf...
October 29, 2000, 05:51:00 PM
I haven't played perfect dark for ages. Right now I'm playing Goldeneye. Heh, I never thought that I'd put down perfect dark for goldeneye when it came out.

-K..
#4391
Archived Goldeneye / I just got 0:58 on Depot 00 agent!
October 29, 2000, 05:42:00 PM
I could have any times you want mike on tape. Most of the times on my tape aren't hard to get anyway, the missions don't have to be completed though, you just need to see that I can do it.

I'll fill up an 8 hour tape with runs and stuff and hopefully I can tape a WR run on depot OO agent. How I do it is pretty sweet but I don't know how sterling does it. Does he run up the right side of the hut when trying to blow up the computer screen? then get the key and shoot the computers as he is coming back? Cause I do it differently.

Anyway Mike, just go through and choose anytimes that you want to see and I'll do them.

-K..
#4392
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Some very bad news for 1.1 users.
October 28, 2000, 03:36:00 AM
I'll never even try to learn 1.2, 1.1 is how I was meant to be. I will NEVER, no matter how hard I try be as good with 1.2 as I am with 1.1. The control, the smoothness is just unreachable with 1.2. Possibly it is, but I just couldn't fathom how someone using 1.2 could be more presice than someone using 1.1. Just by clicking buttons, changing guns, and opening doors you will always have to sacrafice.

And Wes, with 1:00 on agent Jungle is not your bitch. Michael coe got 0:59. You can use the proof excuse if you want but realistically you KNOW that he isn't lying.

Do you think I'm lying when I say that I got 0:58 on depot OO agent? Do you think I'm lying when I say 0:56 is possible when you say that 0:57 isn't possible. Know matter how good you think you are you can't make judgements on the fastest possible time.

-K..
#4393
Archived Goldeneye / I just got 0:58 on Depot 00 agent!
October 28, 2000, 02:17:00 AM
Man! YES! I RULE! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)">

Anyway, I'm gonna keep trying all night on OO agent and secret agent. I think I could so easily get 0:48 or even 0:47 on secret agent.

Hold on to your seat belt ladies and gentlemen cause I'm gonna get 0:56 on depot OO agent! I do it differently to sterling but I won't tell you cause this is mine. I want michael coe to see it first when I send him my tape.

-K..
#4394
Archived Goldeneye / Cinemas?
October 27, 2000, 11:22:00 PM
In my FAQ I'm gonna put when you should start on all of the levels.

-K..
#4395
Archived Goldeneye / New World's Best GE Player?
October 27, 2000, 11:15:00 PM
Frigate is pretty easy, it's just getting the hostages released that is hard. I got this walkthrough from WOUTER JANSEN so give him the credit.

From the start go up the ramp and turn left when you get to the ship. Climb the stairs furthest away from you and kill the guard at the end of the hallway. Move down and open the door on the right. Kill the hostage then run towards the door on the right and kill the next hostage.

run through the door on the left and then run down the stairs on the right. Turn right and go down the next stairs. Do a me-turn http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)">  to the left and got to the next door. Kill the hostage taker. run through down the hallway. Kill the next hostage and run straight ahead.

Kill the 2 guards and open the next door. run ahead duck down and kill hostage taker. Press start and stand up as you do. Get out defuser and defuse bomb. run back and up the stairs. Shoot guards that are in your way to stop from getting hit. Run up the end open door and open the next door as you press start.

Get out the tracker bug and throw on helicopter. Run to the left and up the stairs. Now this is where Wouter says that he goes in the door on the left then through the rooms and run down the stairs on the other side of the ship, but that is way slower. If you have enough health you can go straight ahead and disarm the bomb and free the hostage  the secret agent way.

run straight ahead and down and up the stairs. Open the door and run into the room killing the hostage taker. Get behind the hostage and press start. Get out the bomb defuser and defuse the bomb. Run back through the door and get onto the boat. If you're lucky the hostage that you just released escaped before you reached the boat. It's happened to me once (when I got 1:23), and wouter says it should happen about 1/5 times.

so there you go.

-K..
#4396
Archived Goldeneye / I'm having trouble with the .txt extension
October 27, 2000, 09:33:00 PM
I don't know how to do the extension right. I have the file in my file manager with the .txt extension, but if I try to view it the thing asks me to download it.

How do I make it so that you can just view it?

-K..
#4397
Archived Goldeneye / The GoldenEye Elite is a BAD idea...
October 27, 2000, 07:15:00 PM
You say that there might be a person that stuffs up the rankings with fake WR's, but they will be removed. If Damien coe says that he got those records he would be put on hold until he gets proof. The easiest way would be to send it to me.

Also, I'll ask the coes if I can send my tape to them. I think it was about 6 months when Wes told me not to send my tape to him, and that he would tell me where to send the tape. EVERY e-mail I sent him I asked where to send the tape but he didn't even mention the subject. But I have the coe's address on the proof page on the elite so I'll send it there.

-K..
#4398
Archived Goldeneye / The GoldenEye Elite is a BAD idea...
October 27, 2000, 08:37:00 AM
Maybe you are not hearing us right, if someone posts a rediculous time than we will cut their link to the elite. Why is that so hard to believe? If there is a time we don't believe but is possible we will ask for proof and that time will be put on hold.

There might be heaps of cheaters in the Perfect Dark elite but you don't know.

The Goldeneye Elite will go ahead and if you think bad of it then feel free not to join. But posting opinions like this won't stop the Elite from going ahead.

If anything, we would be looking for support not discouragement. Can't you see the excitement? Can't you feel the excitement? How much good will saying "it's a bad idea" do? Please, just don't post stuff like this. Just let us do our thing and hopefully you can look past yourself. All we want to do is make Goldeneye WR's better. If it fails we will just fall back to Goldeneye Elite, but our hopes are high.

And if Wes holds a grudge then that really shows how much sportsmanship he really has.

-K..
#4399
Archived Goldeneye / The GoldenEye Elite is a BAD idea...
October 27, 2000, 01:17:00 AM
I mean, I know your site has been the world record site for so long, but really, YOU CAN'T BLAME US! The WR site wasn't updated for 5 months! And you can't say, "I'll update it more now", because we just won't believe you. Bi-weekly or "monthly" updates is in no means enough. Unless you want to update a few times a day go right ahead, but if you can't compete with what the elite has to offer the players aren't gonna keep with your site.

And it won't be mail based, haven't you read all of the posts? It will be auto-matic, however there will be mods who will allow the times to go through. If there is doubt then we just cut the link from the site, simple as that.

Also, about the proof. I realise that people won't be able to give proof, but sometimes you just have to look past that. I mean like at damien coe, has he got proof? No, but we KNOW he isn't lying just from trust. And it's that TRUST that makes it work. I realise the situation, and it's hard to decide what to do, but it can be fun as well. It doesn't have to be that serious. Of course there has to be a certain amount of seriousness to it but there has to be a little bit of fun as well.

Also, just the atmosphere of the elite will be great. Everyone working together, not just one person doing everything. Everyone will have a chance to make their own page and be a part of it. Plus, the forums will be cool and everyone will talk be able to communicate with everyone else.

I could wrap up the elite in one word: SWEET!

-K..

"Yes, I founded the Goldeneye Elite http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> "
#4400
Archived Goldeneye / New World's Best GE Player?
October 27, 2000, 12:50:00 AM
I remember more than a year ago a guy named Jimmy Thai proclaimed some inbelievable times for F-Zero X. Wes REFUSED to believe him or put him on the WR site. However, this guy was 100% telling the truth, and he has even proved it to us. He has shown us pictures and tought us strats we never thought possible. Just with Jimmy's help I've beaten most of Wes' times in about a month.

Also about Frigate 00 agent 1:20 is so unbelievably possible. I mean, I WOULD of had 1:23 but I didn't defuse one of the bombs. Damn, but there is still plenty of time.

Isn't it weird that as soon as someone comes in with faster times everyone starts improving? I mean, I K.. wasn't that good even though I was somehow ranked 9th or 10th in the world. Now I would guess that I"m ranked 6th or something, probably higher though.
Hopefully the rankings will be updated soon, that's the main reason for the elite, is to have UPDATED RANKINGS! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4401
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Infiltration Help
October 26, 2000, 12:44:00 AM
When I was playing the door was never open. I'm guessing it is to do with PAL. I'm a PAL user and it is never open for me so maybe that is it.

-K..
#4402
Archived Goldeneye / Cinemas?
October 25, 2000, 04:21:00 PM
Yes there is, but I forget them. The only one that I know and it's not nessecary but it helps is waiting for the first words to dissapear on archives.

-K..
#4403
Archived Goldeneye / Elite Text Files/Web Pages!
October 25, 2000, 06:09:00 AM
I'll do 37-40. I don't know what else is taken so I'll just do these for now.

-K..
#4404
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Train WR has been beaten!
October 24, 2000, 04:23:00 PM
I use the RC-P90. Trust me, you will not do much better than 1:21 without the RC-P90. You really need the RC-P90 at the end too. Because after you destroy the final brake and run out into the last room, the 2 guards and ourumov should be lined up in a straight line. You just bolt in and blast away and then get straight to the lock.

You also need the RC-P90 to shoot the box on the right in the 2nd car. Plus it probably saves you time in the hallways as well.

-K..
#4405
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Train WR has been beaten!
October 24, 2000, 06:44:00 AM
damnit! I just read Wes's post about him getting 1:21 too! However I'm still gonna get 1:18 and no one will stop me! HAHAHAHA!

Insane to get 1:21? This is so unbelievable. Why doesn't anyone know how to do this stage really good! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

-K..
#4406
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Chris Rayola...Please read with regard to GE
October 24, 2000, 06:02:00 AM
Please read the topic I just posted because I just broke the train WR!

-K..

Oh, and now that train is out of the way, archives here I come! http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">
#4407
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Train WR has been beaten!
October 24, 2000, 06:00:00 AM
For the last 2 hours I have been playing train on agent in Goldeneye. Well, you will not believe the news I have for you! First I'll tell you the time I just got. My time for train agent was 1:21. However, it doesn't end there. I got 1:21 on a CRAP, yes you heard me right, and CRAP run.

I've been playing a lot and it is really hard to keep Natalya alive at the end. However, I have finished the stage with 1:22 BUT I finished cutting the grate at around 56-57. So, I should have cut it 4 seconds faster. So I'm thinking that the best possible time is around 1:17-18.

I'm not kidding you, I think Wouter Jansen's time is very possible, but we don't know if he is telling the truth. I could write you a full walkthrough if you want, plus I need it for my FAQ.

Also, I might be able to post some videos and proof of my times! I have a friend who knows this guy who can take the movies onto the computer for me. So, hopefully in the next few weeks I can get that organised. Hopefully I will get every stage done on agent because that's my best difficulty. I'll put the movies up for download and if I run out of room I'll just make another geocities account http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">
I don't know why people don't do this, but I could make 10 geocities accounts with 10 e-mails! So I can have as much movie space as I want!

-K..
#4408
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / Chris Rayola...Please read with regard to GE
October 24, 2000, 04:33:00 AM
Train Agent one of the hardest records to get? 1:22 would be pretty easy to beat by a good player IMHO. I'll try to beat it tonight, but I just got 1:24 and there are so many places I could improve. I cut the grate at 0:59 and I should finish before the clock even starts.

Also, on train A I don't know if you do this but it's faster. When you enter the 2nd car, run past the people and shoot the bottom crate on the right. When it blows up you can just run straight through. This is way faster than going around.

I don't believe in 56 seconds on archives and I really can't fathom 57 seconds, I would have to see proof, and so would everyone else who lives on this planet. If you are joining the elite steven, and I hope you are, you will need proof of all of these times you are getting.

-K..
#4409
Archived Goldeneye / Aliases?
October 23, 2000, 04:44:00 AM
Yeah, that's exactly what I did when I made my goldeneye times page.

Check it out here:

www.geocities.com/sim_threat/goldeneye_times.html

-K..
#4410
Archived Goldeneye / Goldeneye Elite
October 21, 2000, 05:43:00 AM
I've played Goldeneye some more and I have even more new times for today. The new times are as so:

Dam: Secret agent - 1:26
Bunker 2: Secret agent: 1:12
Depot: Secret agent - 0:56
Control: Agent - 4:15
Cradle: 00 agent - 0:55

As you can see I've been working a lot on secret agent because that is by far my worst difficulty. Although I also suck on 00 agent.

Onto the elite has anyone gotten in touch with SnapDragon? Is he helping out at all?

Anyway, the main page of the Goldeneye Elite has to have the world records only - you can click on each level to see all of the times. Plus it has to have the point rankings and time rankings just like PD elite does. The problem with GEE was that the rankings were run by a different person and never got updated, so even though the times were updated the rankings weren't.

-K..
#4411
Archived Goldeneye / Aliases?
October 21, 2000, 01:02:00 AM
Personally I like real names better. New people will have no idea who the person is so it's best to have their real names.

-K..
#4412
Archived Goldeneye / Goldeneye Elite
October 20, 2000, 08:47:00 PM
After another hour of playing I got a couple of new times:

Surface 1: Secret agent - 1:59
Bunker 1: Secret agent - 0:32

with bunker 1 I could have easily gotten 30 seconds, but when I pressed start to get out the key analyser I didn't open the screen doors, so of course when I got out the watch I then had to back away and open the doors. Damn....

-K..
#4413
Archived Goldeneye / Goldeneye Elite
October 20, 2000, 07:12:00 PM
Now I'm really back into Goldeneye. Just yesterday I got a couple of better times! Here are my new times since I started the elite:

Surface 1: OO agent - 1:59 (secret agent will of course drop when I try it)
Frigate: OO agent - 1:31
Streets: Secret agent - 2:00
Cradle: Secret agent: 0:55

And there will be PLENTY of new times today because I'm working on the levels I have crap times for.

Once again if you want to see my Goldeneye times page it is at:

www.geocities.com/sim_threat/goldeneye_times.html

-K..

Oh, and on the subject. My total agent, secret, and OO agent times add up to exactly 100 minutes! Pretty sweet hey http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)">
#4414
Archived Goldeneye / Goldeneye Elite
October 19, 2000, 05:24:00 PM
That's great! However, as NGame64 said it would be great if everything was as close to the perfect dark elite as possible. I couldn't think of a better layout, plus it would look cool if both elites looked the same.

We would have to get in touch with SnapDragon of course and talk about auto updating systems and such. However we will need someone that has a computer capable of a cgi server.

Hopefully the times pages could be the same as perfect dark elites too.

-K..
#4415
Archived Goldeneye / Goldeneye Elite
October 19, 2000, 04:26:00 PM
But I hope Wes won't be out of the picture. He could also be one of the creators and help out with a lot of things if he wants. And I hope he realises why I feel the way I do. It's not just me and I hope he doesn't start hating me or something because of this. I look up to Wes as a goldeneye player for sure but the amount of updates just isn't enough for a world record site.

I have a couple wanting pages too and I know of one person who has already made their page. So hopefully everything will turn out sweet. All we need is someone to start with the HTML.

-K..
#4416
Archived Goldeneye / Goldeneye Elite
October 19, 2000, 06:08:00 AM
Well I have spoken to Paragon and he says he will help make the Goldeneye elite! This is sweet! I will talk to him tomorrow too so everyone will turn out sweet.

Come on people it means so much to me so please anything will help. talking about it, giving suggestions, anything please.

-K..
#4417
Archived Goldeneye / New World's Best GE Player?
October 16, 2000, 03:56:00 AM
18 seconds on archives is hard but it isn't insane. His jungle times aren't that impossible either. however i really don't believe him at first. But then again, why would he be making such a big deal out of this if he was lying? It just seems rather uncanny to me.

There is no way I will believe this guy until I see proof for my own eyes.

-K..
#4418
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / PAL and NTSC
October 14, 2000, 07:30:00 AM
Is there a difference? I think there is cause in the movies you guys move a hell of a lot faster than I do. Also I here people talking about it.

So, is there a difference?

-K..

If there is it will settle my "How the **** do they get that time!".
#4419
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / what???? 6 secs on duel PA????
October 14, 2000, 07:17:00 AM
HAHAHA!!! That's the biggest mistake I"ve ever seen. No, he didn't get 6 seconds on PA! What he really got was 6 seconds on agent with enemy rockets! Someone will have to fix that up, cause it's not real!

It's not the guys fault by the way.

-K..
#4420
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I'm reshaping Goldeneye Fast Times
October 13, 2000, 08:29:00 PM
Yes, with the strats already available the times are as good as they can get. It IS possible for 1:15 on streets if everything goes sweet and you get 2 rocket launchers off guards. Also, 1:58 is possible on SA and 00 agent. I got 2:00 on SA and I didn't go that good, plus I didn't strafe Valentin out. I'll be playing Goldeneye more and more until I get some WR's. Maybe not on agent, but deffinetely on SA and 00A.

My effing step dad told me to get off so I have to get off

-K..
#4421
Archived Perfect Dark Elite / I'm reshaping Goldeneye Fast Times
October 12, 2000, 04:42:00 PM
Ok, forget about waiting for the opening scnene and get stuck into the game. But, the klobb guy shouldn't have gotten in your way. And you have to beat the guy at the bottom of the stairs, he shouldn't block you their either.

I just got 59 seconds but natalya didn't see me. The thing is though that I had to open the double doors to the stairs, and the first door to mishkin's room. So I could improve a lot.

but you still have to admit if you use some of this stuff you could get a faster time. If you didn't use it in the 58 seconds method you used.

-K..

I've also looked at streets too. What I do there is get hit by the rockets guys, then as I'm run strafing I shot the rocket guy and get his rocket launcher. Then as I strafe by the wall I shoot the wall and it gives you a sweet boost. I get 1:16 a lot but I haven't got 1:15.