HEWWO, WE ARE THE WITCHES!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

This is my Secret Santa Gift, I hope you'll like it! :)
I wanted to make a game for a long time, it's a tradition of mine with my friends.

I had the idea of making an Metal Gear-inspired RPG with RPG Maker 2003, but it'll be too ambitious, and I would be banned from future Secret Santas :(
So I made a Wario Ware clone instead! RM2K3 is quite old and limited, but there's so much features and patches available, especially the Maniac Patch.
Plus, it runs using EasyRPG, which is based.

While making the game, I managed to crash the engine many many times. Maybe I should make a bug report (with an anonymous account, of course)

Featuring:
- Six cool games!!
- Funny JPEGs
- Accelerating music!
- Buck broken engine! <-- I managed to make it crash very often :D
- Bonus assets (incredible hand drawn programmer art)
- A pinch of Québécois love <3

Hope you have as much fun playing the game as I had when making it! :D

- Gatdam Animal Person


HOW TO RUN THE GAME:
1- Go inside the directory Kiwiware Inc.
2- Run the Player-x64.exe program

The game uses a nightly build of EasyRPG.
I included builds for the following:
- Windows x64 (tested on Windows and Wine)
- Windows x86
- Linux
- MacOS (untested)

I didn't test with other platforms, though I'll be pleasantly surprised if it works on 3DS.

HOW TO PLAY:
Heres your controls:
- Arrow keys
- Select    -  Space/Enter/X
- Cancel    -  Esc/Num0/X        (Seldom used)
- Shift                          (Seldom used)


Each games varies in their control scheme. It's easy to learn though.

THE GAMES:
[Terry Run]
The glowies are back, and they're up to no good.
You are Terry Davis. Run em' over, otherwise they'll activate their Ancient Jewish Car Detonator.

Controls:
- Left/Right            -   Steer
- Select/Cancel/Shift   -   Faster movement

[Card Summoner]
Use your magic cards to summon demons!!
You need to flip the cards for the ritual to work.

Controls:
- Left/Right            -   Move cursor
- Select                -   Flip card

[HET! No smokey]
You are Petro Ivanski, your beautiful wife is tempted by the dangers of smoking.
Save her by slamming the drugs outta her, otherwise she'll DIE!!

Controls:
- Select                -   Slam dunk

[OK Groomer!]
Your family Catler pet drank too many Monster energy drink, and he needs to sleep.
Help your pet foxxie by grooming him to sleep.

Controls:
- Select/Cancel         -   Groom

[Woman Scanner]
You are Simon Ryukaze. You found magic goggles which can separate REAL women from FAKE ones.
You need to select the required pictures as it is told, otherwise you will die from AIDS.
Be careful, the goggles could play a trick on you!

Controls:
- Arrow keys            -   Select

[Hamster Run]
The west has fallen. You are the last bastion of hamsterkind, and you need to escape to the moon.
Due to the post-apocalyptic landspace, you'll need to avoid the death pits and pointy rubbles.

Controls:
- Select                -   Jump
- Select (held)         -   Jump higher
