1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:04,380 Scene 1, February 10th, 2025, the restraining order quest. 2 00:00:04,380 --> 00:00:06,920 Your Honor, we served a request for documents. 3 00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:10,780 He told us he had a copy of a 2018 restraining order involving Mr. Moon 4 00:00:10,780 --> 00:00:12,580 and said he'd be happy to provide it. 5 00:00:12,580 --> 00:00:14,620 Then, he didn't provide it. 6 00:00:14,620 --> 00:00:16,580 So we filed a motion to compel. 7 00:00:16,580 --> 00:00:20,200 I didn't respond because I had feelings about it. 8 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:22,300 Ah, I see. 9 00:00:22,300 --> 00:00:23,900 Feelings noted. 10 00:00:23,900 --> 00:00:25,300 Motion granted. 11 00:00:25,300 --> 00:00:29,720 Mr. Greer, you will produce the 2018 restraining order 12 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:32,480 by February 24th, 2025. 13 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:36,700 Wait, but why can't their lawyer just go get it? 14 00:00:36,700 --> 00:00:38,600 Because this is discovery, Mr. Greer, 15 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:40,580 not send the defense on a scavenger hunt. 16 00:00:40,580 --> 00:00:41,460 Translation. 17 00:00:41,460 --> 00:00:42,860 The court just told him, 18 00:00:42,860 --> 00:00:44,140 you said you have it. 19 00:00:44,140 --> 00:00:44,960 Hand it over. 20 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:50,540 Scene 2, February 12th, 2025, Rule 26, the show and tell disaster. 21 00:00:50,540 --> 00:00:55,700 Mr. Greer, did you provide witnesses and evidence in your Rule 26 disclosures? 22 00:00:56,000 --> 00:01:02,580 Um, uh, I provided, um, like, the concept of witnesses, your honor. 23 00:01:02,580 --> 00:01:08,360 The record shows you twice failed to provide any witnesses or evidence in your Rule 26, 24 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:10,120 A-1 disclosures. 25 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:11,240 Here's what we're doing. 26 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:16,080 You will pay defendants $1,000 by March 13th, 2025. 27 00:01:16,820 --> 00:01:17,620 Oh, no. 28 00:01:17,620 --> 00:01:20,220 Well, buddy, that's a lot of money. 29 00:01:20,220 --> 00:01:21,780 That seems harsh, your honor. 30 00:01:21,780 --> 00:01:22,640 Seriously? 31 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:24,420 This is a courtroom, Russell. 32 00:01:24,420 --> 00:01:26,780 Federal court is not improv comedy. 33 00:01:26,780 --> 00:01:30,300 You don't get to just freestyle the entire discovery process. 34 00:01:30,300 --> 00:01:33,500 Scene 3, May to June, 2025. 35 00:01:34,060 --> 00:01:41,820 I would like to file a motion to stay, a motion to reconsider, a motion to unstay the state, 36 00:01:41,820 --> 00:01:45,440 and a motion to pause the consequences of my actions, your honor. 37 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:46,880 Pretty please. 38 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:51,580 Your honor, he's just refusing to pay the sanctions, and instead he keeps filing motions 39 00:01:51,580 --> 00:01:54,700 like I'm eventually going to get overwhelmed and decide to settle. 40 00:01:54,700 --> 00:01:56,620 For the record, I'd rather die. 41 00:01:56,620 --> 00:02:00,120 Mr. Greer, the sanction was due March 13th, and you didn't pay it. 42 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:03,980 I denied your request to delay sanctions, bitch, so you better have that money. 43 00:02:03,980 --> 00:02:06,640 Um, just let me explain, your honor. 44 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:11,040 Instead of paying up, I'm trying to petition the government for redress first. 45 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:11,920 Yeah, cool. 46 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:12,900 Good luck with that. 47 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:16,620 Anyways, just because you're in the middle of filing something else doesn't mean you 48 00:02:16,620 --> 00:02:19,680 can just ignore a standing court order for sanctions. 49 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:21,400 Get that wallet out. 50 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:25,000 Then we get to the court's June 10th, 2025 order. 51 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:30,020 This is when the tone of the court shifts from substitute teacher to stern dad mode. 52 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:31,700 Here's the bottom line, rat face. 53 00:02:31,700 --> 00:02:34,940 Pay the $1,000 by June 30th, 2025. 54 00:02:34,940 --> 00:02:37,500 If you don't, you'll pay another $500. 55 00:02:37,500 --> 00:02:42,280 Also keep in mind, filing additional motions will not in fact delay your payment date. 56 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:43,780 Uh, wait. 57 00:02:43,780 --> 00:02:46,680 So, filing motions won't stop the deadlines? 58 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:47,580 Woo-ha? 59 00:02:47,580 --> 00:02:48,780 Correct, bozo. 60 00:02:48,780 --> 00:02:51,840 This isn't some video game pause menu, you know. 61 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:56,320 Scene 4, September 30th, 2025, Discovery, the sequel. 62 00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:58,860 Remember the 2018 restraining order? 63 00:02:58,860 --> 00:03:02,260 The one that Greer was ordered to find proof for back in February. 64 00:03:02,260 --> 00:03:03,540 Well, guess what? 65 00:03:03,540 --> 00:03:06,420 Your Honor, Russ Tart still hasn't produced the document. 66 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:10,880 After February 24th passed, the court discussed it again at a May 6th hearing, 67 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:15,620 ordered the production again, warned Greer about Rule 37, B sanctions, 68 00:03:15,620 --> 00:03:18,660 and gave more deadlines, but still, nothing. 69 00:03:18,660 --> 00:03:22,800 Um, so, I didn't get it because it's expensive. 70 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:26,680 Also, now that I think about it, it's probably irrelevant anyways. 71 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:29,400 So, just like, move on or something. 72 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:30,060 Jeez. 73 00:03:30,060 --> 00:03:32,600 You didn't respond to the motion to compel, 74 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:35,500 so you waved away the relevance argument already. 75 00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:37,660 You were ordered again to produce it, 76 00:03:37,660 --> 00:03:41,460 with deadlines including May 20th and then June 3rd. 77 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:45,580 Aw, jeez, caught me some slack then. 78 00:03:45,580 --> 00:03:47,200 At least I gave him the case number. 79 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:48,560 Isn't that enough? 80 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:51,900 Now, Bish, providing the case number is not the same 81 00:03:51,900 --> 00:03:53,420 as producing the relevant document. 82 00:03:53,420 --> 00:03:56,240 Plus, he keeps filing reconsideration motions 83 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:57,760 instead of producing it, Your Honor. 84 00:03:57,760 --> 00:04:01,540 Yes, I am aware, and I am denying those considerations. 85 00:04:01,540 --> 00:04:04,560 Mr. Greer, you are hereby ordered to... 86 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:12,240 show cause by October 14th, 2025, why rule 37, these sanctions should not be imposed on you for 87 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:18,800 failing to obey these discovery orders. FYI, show cause is court speak for. Explain why I shouldn't 88 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:26,000 punish you for ignoring a court order. Scene 5, September 30th, 2025, rule 11, the stop and think 89 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:32,080 incident. Same day, different dumpster fire. This is the part where a new rule, rule 11, comes into 90 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:37,680 play. Your Honor, rule 11 requires reasonable investigation before filing factual claims. 91 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:42,800 We served him a rule 11 motion and told him he made two materially false statements in his court 92 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:49,300 submissions. I disagree with the term materially. Also, I'm not sure what that means. Harp derp. 93 00:04:49,300 --> 00:04:54,360 The defense may feel free to explain the specifics. Thanks, Your Honor. First off, 94 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:59,100 Greer filed an accusation against my defense counsel, claiming we violated a court's protective 95 00:04:59,100 --> 00:05:03,660 order, but he later admitted he had not read the protective order. Also, he didn't know what it 96 00:05:03,660 --> 00:05:11,660 actually constituted. Uh, I assume that, uh, dude, shut up. For real, shut up. Literally the whole point of rule 11 97 00:05:11,660 --> 00:05:19,380 is to prevent instances where people just assume shit. Continue defense. Gladly. Second, he claimed a 98 00:05:19,380 --> 00:05:25,040 witness. Some guy named Steve Taylor was totally legit real and also eager to testify, but it turns 99 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:33,900 out that Steve is fucking dead, Your Honor. And Greer hadn't spoken to him in years. Whoa, he's dead. Oh, crap. I'm a total idiot. I, I... 100 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:39,400 Indeed, you are a complete and total idiot, since as a paralegal, you should have known that you're 101 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:45,360 required to make a reasonable inquiry before filing under oath. What you did is called having a pure heart, 102 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:52,060 but an empty head, and we simply don't allow that in our court. I'm granting rule 11 sanctions. You will pay 103 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:57,600 the defendant's reasonable attorney fees that directly resulted from these rule 11 violations. We've 104 00:05:57,600 --> 00:06:03,620 determined the amount after briefing. Oh, no. Oh, this sucks. I was supposed to be the one being 105 00:06:03,620 --> 00:06:10,880 awarded, uh, money from him, uh, not the other way around. Indeed, but unfortunately, you are quite 106 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:19,560 retarded, and you're bad at the law. Bailiff, kick this man in the nuts. Oh, no. Uh, scene 6. October 31st, 107 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:26,640 2025. Greer appeals to dad. Welcome back to my court, Mr. Greer. I trust you have had time to think and 108 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:34,080 learn your lesson. Haha, hell no. Uh, I object to the rule 11 sanctions. My incorrect statements were 109 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:40,000 just innocent errors, your honor. I'm just a stupid pro se litigant, so you must treat me like a baby. 110 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:45,680 Also, I declare judicial privilege. Also, the First Amendment, or something I don't even know anymore. 111 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:51,160 It is what it is, dummy. Greer accused me of violating a protective order that he admits he never 112 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:56,360 even read. On top of that, the witness statement was plainly false. Yes, and I reviewed the 113 00:06:56,360 --> 00:07:02,680 magistrate judge's non-dispositive ruling for clearly erroneous. It is not clearly erroneous. 114 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:08,520 Objection overruled. Also, judicial privilege doesn't shield you from Rule 11 sanctions. 115 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:14,520 Baseless litigation is not protected by the First Amendment right to petition. Free speech isn't 116 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:21,320 just some get-out-of-perjury free card. Dean 7. December 2nd, 2025. One more reconsideration. 117 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:25,800 Welcome back, Mr. Greer. Still a moron, I'm guessing. Oh, heck yeah. He called it. 118 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:31,760 I'm filing another motion to undo the thing that's already been done. Again, again. Acknowledge 119 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:38,640 my incredibly genius legal mind. Your Honor, for the love of God. Denied. Overruled. Get that shit out of 120 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:45,760 here. Balof. Hit Russell in the nuts again. Oh, no. Oh. I would like to remind the court that this case of 121 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:50,720 contributory copyright infringement has been in motion for like five years and we're still not even into the 122 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:55,840 discovery stage because this brain-dead doofus has been mucking up the process every chance he's gotten. 123 00:07:55,840 --> 00:08:01,680 It's in this counsel's opinion that Russell Greer is litigious, frivolous, and crazy. And at this point, 124 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:05,680 we recommend revoking his ability to file electronically so that maybe he'll think for 125 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:08,960 five seconds before writing more nonsense that wastes all our time.