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   Nikocado / niko-general



[213666869054275584; Claudius 22-Aug-21 10:58 PM]
   I wonder when hes gonna have a heart attack
   Im guessing in 1-2 years or so


[493575514963968001; Brostin 23-Aug-21 04:57 AM]
   In a month


[684041255583219714; Scholar of Cows 23-Aug-21 11:05 AM]
   the human body is truly resilient. his heart must be working overtime
   trying to keep him alive now that his blood has turned into butter


[427018729172369409; Fucknet McGee 23-Aug-21 11:16 AM]
   his blood type is cheese sauce


[684041255583219714; Scholar of Cows 23-Aug-21 11:17 AM]
   not even decent cheese sauce. its cheese sauce made from plastic cheese
   if he wanted to gorge himself he could at least prepare it from
   scratch. yeah he might still be a fat fuck but he might be healthier
   for using quality ingredients


[427018729172369409; Fucknet McGee 23-Aug-21 11:19 AM]
   he used to be a fit vegan
   a less-insane vegangains


[684041255583219714; Scholar of Cows 23-Aug-21 11:20 AM]
   ironically, he left the vegan community due to all the toxicity. now he
   is the toxicity


[493575514963968001; Brostin 23-Aug-21 11:20 AM]
   His doctor told him be needed to eat meat
   And then he went down hill

Fucknet McGee
   a less-insane vegangains


[684041255583219714; Scholar of Cows 23-Aug-21 11:20 AM]
   thats not a high bar to set tbh. 99.999999999% of people are less
   insane than vegangains

Brostin
   His doctor told him be needed to eat meat


[684041255583219714; Scholar of Cows 23-Aug-21 11:21 AM]
   fuck its the fat version of chris's tomgirl saga. someone tells him to
   get in touch with his female side and he takes it above and beyond


[872537973969809479; Liquid Chris BOT 23-Aug-21 11:21 AM]
   GG @Scholar of Cows, you just advanced to level 5!


[684041255583219714; Scholar of Cows 23-Aug-21 11:21 AM]
   a dr tell niko to eat meat. now thats all the fat bastard eats


[493575514963968001; Brostin 23-Aug-21 11:22 AM]
   Yep


[213666869054275584; Claudius 23-Aug-21 11:33 AM]
   ITS WATER WEIGHT
   HES ACTUALLY REALLY HEALTHY


[427018729172369409; Fucknet McGee 23-Aug-21 11:33 AM]
   THEY'RE WORKOUT LINES
   THEY
   ARE
   MY
   WORKOUT
   LINES


[213666869054275584; Claudius 23-Aug-21 11:34 AM]
   Pixie shut up
   Pixieterri
   Is legendary


[427018729172369409; Fucknet McGee 23-Aug-21 11:35 AM]
   fuck it


[213666869054275584; Claudius 23-Aug-21 11:36 AM]
   She also refused to wash her hair for months


[427018729172369409; Fucknet McGee 23-Aug-21 11:36 AM]
   it makes it darker and more asian


[213666869054275584; Claudius 23-Aug-21 11:36 AM]
   The mom freakout is the best where she screams you STINK

Fucknet McGee
   fuck it


[427018729172369409; Fucknet McGee 23-Aug-21 11:37 AM]
   pixiterri section now open


[684041255583219714; Scholar of Cows 23-Aug-21 11:38 AM]
   no no guys, she is half japanese. her evidence? her parents have some
   asian windchime in their garden


[493575514963968001; Brostin 23-Aug-21 11:40 AM]
   i know u guys want pixieterries ass


[684041255583219714; Scholar of Cows 23-Aug-21 11:41 AM]
   pixyteri is fat and i would not have sex with her


[427018729172369409; Fucknet McGee 23-Aug-21 11:41 AM]
   Pointy elbows


[684041255583219714; Scholar of Cows 23-Aug-21 11:41 AM]
   well, she isnt fat anymore but she is probably riddled with STDs


[213666869054275584; Claudius 23-Aug-21 11:42 AM]
   Pixy could be a super model i would still not fuck her


[427018729172369409; Fucknet McGee 23-Aug-21 11:45 AM]
   i am tempted to quit my job and see if i can be a model
   i love programming but this job makes me hate it


[213666869054275584; Claudius 23-Aug-21 11:47 AM]
   Modeling is probably the worst job ever however


[427018729172369409; Fucknet McGee 23-Aug-21 11:47 AM]
   ikik


[213666869054275584; Claudius 23-Aug-21 11:47 AM]
   Salads all day


[427018729172369409; Fucknet McGee 23-Aug-21 11:47 AM]
   i like salad


[213666869054275584; Claudius 23-Aug-21 11:47 AM]
   Working out all day


[427018729172369409; Fucknet McGee 23-Aug-21 11:47 AM]
   plus i'm not exactly fat
   i def need to work out anyway
   i plan on getting a dog to force me to exercise


[213666869054275584; Claudius 23-Aug-21 11:48 AM]
   The expectation of what you need in that industry transcends just that
   too


[872537973969809479; Liquid Chris BOT 23-Aug-21 11:48 AM]
   GG @Claudius, you just advanced to level 3!


[427018729172369409; Fucknet McGee 23-Aug-21 11:48 AM]
   i have no idea if i'm modeling material, but i've heard i'm at least
   somewhat attractive


[213666869054275584; Claudius 23-Aug-21 11:48 AM]
   Eating disorders are prevalent so is sexual harassment


[427018729172369409; Fucknet McGee 23-Aug-21 11:49 AM]
   i'm 6'1 and dress like a chad, nobody's going to harass me lol


[213666869054275584; Claudius 23-Aug-21 11:49 AM]
   Well tall is one sought after feature right?


[427018729172369409; Fucknet McGee 23-Aug-21 11:49 AM]
   yup
   i also like tall women cause i'm used to always being the tallest
   there is no "making myself small" in public
   i'm fucking huge, and i go out of my way to increase my physical
   presence even further

Fucknet McGee
   i am tempted to quit my job and see if i can be a model


[493575514963968001; Brostin 23-Aug-21 12:27 PM]
   Onlyfa.... Nvm


[427018729172369409; Fucknet McGee 23-Aug-21 12:27 PM]
   ew no
   that's just degrading


[213666869054275584; Claudius 24-Aug-21 07:41 AM]
   Besides
   They banned porn
   robert


[427018729172369409; Fucknet McGee 24-Aug-21 07:46 AM]
   lame

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