thanks you guys :-) i'm doing my best to jump in with all four paws. they gave me a couple of sensu plugins to write, and all their existing sensu plugins are written in ruby so i'm learning ruby as i go. as well as learning their infrastructure and google bigquery and the ruby bindings for google bigquery.
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21:19
Tamino
my job role now is fundamentally different than any job i've had before. i'm going to have to learn a new set of intuitions and aesthetics about code. things that would have seemed sloppy in a software engineering mentality, might be "the best most expedient get-it-done option" for an SRE.
21:19
it's going to take a lot of getting used to.
21:20
are you afraid of insects?
21:21
good. eminently sensible position. good man.
21:21
we can have tea on sundays and be afraid of insects together.
is this one of those "surprise! that's actually a horsefly much closer to the camera than the bat is! fooled you! you thought it was nsfw didn't you!" things? or is it actually nsfw?
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20:44
Keilani
Why is there a bat dick in this chat?
20:45
Can I veto that image? It creeps me out.
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20:46
Michichael
Keep it visually sfw.
HT
21:07
H̵a̴r̷u̸d̵o̷ The Otteryeen
Sometimes I forget that almost everyone here is a furry lol
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08:12
Tamino
i thought traditionally wednesdays were considered the "hump". but i guess everyone is free to define their personal hump day as whatever day is roughest for them personally!
Trader Lenny, the forgetful scholar. Leader of the biscuit Brigade in service of the Church of Dadbod
Your last message technically scrolled up.
18:17
Deleted Account
Ik this is sudden but I was told i was gonna have housing when I moved here but housing was not approved by the owner of the place, even though told by another fur who said it was okay by the said person/fur that was gonna house me
18:17
Im now needing a place to crash till the 1st
18:18
Anyone able to help me out
18:18
Im in the San Francisco Airport
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18:18
Trader Lenny, the forgetful scholar. Leader of the biscuit Brigade in service of the Church of Dadbod
Omg your at the airport.
18:19
Deleted Account
Sour patch wusky was asking around to have another fur house me
18:19
Yes rare I am
18:19
Why are you at it too
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18:19
Trader Lenny, the forgetful scholar. Leader of the biscuit Brigade in service of the Church of Dadbod
No. I stay away from airports.
18:20
Deleted Account
Im at baggage claim area for American airlines
18:20
Ah
18:20
I don't intend on staying near it lol
18:20
I just need a place to crash
18:21
At least till I get on my feet
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18:21
Trader Lenny, the forgetful scholar. Leader of the biscuit Brigade in service of the Church of Dadbod
You should ask in the big channel.
18:22
Deleted Account
Link please
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18:22
Trader Lenny, the forgetful scholar. Leader of the biscuit Brigade in service of the Church of Dadbod
I’m not a good enough artist to garner such a reputation yet.
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19:45
Michichael
*backreads*
19:45
Wow. That's pretty shitty.
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19:45
Trader Lenny, the forgetful scholar. Leader of the biscuit Brigade in service of the Church of Dadbod
Be gentle they are from NH apparently
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19:46
Michichael
So you're moving out here and don't have a place secured until the 1st, and the person you were supposed to stay with didn't, you know, ask the person in charge of that decision if it was ok?
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19:46
Trader Lenny, the forgetful scholar. Leader of the biscuit Brigade in service of the Church of Dadbod
Beautiful dreamer, wake unto me! Starlight and dewdrops are waiting for thee. Sounds of the rude world, heard in the day, lulled by the moonlight have all passed away.
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22:11
Reason the LA Quail
My date fell asleep and now I’m up on my own watching izombie
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22:12
Tamino
that quote is almost more apropos to reason's situation than wofie's :-P
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22:12
Trader Lenny, the forgetful scholar. Leader of the biscuit Brigade in service of the Church of Dadbod
Well you need a mass of people for economic development to be feasible. Technically if you had slaves or robots to care for the basic needs of a population you could lose 90% of them and be okay
D?
22:21
Daze 🇿🇦
Sounds like an interesting plot for a series xD
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22:21
Trader Lenny, the forgetful scholar. Leader of the biscuit Brigade in service of the Church of Dadbod
Trader Lenny, the forgetful scholar. Leader of the biscuit Brigade in service of the Church of Dadbod
Better off Ted is about a makes everything Corporation. They were so racist. Like an episode the light sensors didnt see black people so they hired white people to follow around the black people rather then fixing the scanners.
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22:29
Tamino
there's also the tv series Father Ted, too. And of course there's TED talks.
I am amazed the amount of things I have done in my life and have popularity of an ant.
D?
22:33
Daze 🇿🇦
Popularity does have some moments at least
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23:15
Trader Lenny, the forgetful scholar. Leader of the biscuit Brigade in service of the Church of Dadbod
Popularity sells.
15 June 2018
BT
01:32
Birthday This Sunday!
Hi
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01:34
Tamino
evening rex. how goes?
01:40
are you done with school for the year?
01:43
i guess maybe that's a little good and a little bad. i know you were frustrated with your school, but you're frustrated with your parents too.
01:44
!! :-)
01:44
congrats!!
01:47
... argh. i've been there.
01:47
i'm sorry. :-/ i know exactly how that feels.
01:50
there's really only two things you can do, either be sufficiently sneaky about it that they don't find out (which is hard if your parents have advanced spy skills like mine did) or else move out (which you're doing).
02:28
Deleted Account
My experience is that parents have ways of knowing if you are doing exactly what they don’t want you to do
Humboldt also works if you don’t mind being middle of nowhere
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08:09
Tamino
i'm guessing that's what he meant by northern california.
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08:09
Reason the LA Quail
Haha. I don’t consider Sac NorCal because I’m a snob
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08:10
Tamino
i know. it's not, really. i'm just saying maybe you don't have to go ALL THE WAY NORTH to get to the cheap bit.
08:12
Deleted Account
Idk
08:12
I like to live with others
08:12
I get seriously depressed living alone
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08:15
Tamino
i'd say go check out sacramento. that's just my personal gut sense. i think i've heard of two-bedroom places there for $800/month, assuming i didn't misunderstand and the person didn't mean *his share* was $800/month.
08:15
Deleted Account
Jeeebus if that's the case
08:18
Tamino I'll take ur offer
08:19
If you can attend the bowling meet Sat we can meet
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08:20
Tamino
i wasn't offering — i was expressing regret that i couldn't offer! sorry! if you saw my living room right now it would make sense :-P
Honestly you need to be able to swing at least 1200 /mo to live with someone in the immediate Bay area. Further east or north or south you go, cheaper it gets, but then your job opportunities shrivel too.
10:00
Deleted Account
I can get a part time job
10:00
I don't mind having to work
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10:01
Michichael
Well the good news is most places will start you at 15-17/hr
Bad news is taxes and cost of living mean that's basically shit pay that you can't live on. After taxes and California's other bs, that's about 1800/mo take-home if you work the max 32 hrs they let you since otherwise they have to offer benefits
10:04
Which is basically rent, utilities, and living on ramen, out here
We need more units!!! Should have built this place to look like chicago or any other city. suburban sprawl and the dream to have a house with a yard killed our supply. Should have built way more skyscrapers
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12:01
H̵a̴r̷u̸d̵o̷ The Otteryeen
Urban sprawl is horrible
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12:01
Trader Lenny, the forgetful scholar. Leader of the biscuit Brigade in service of the Church of Dadbod
Here is the problem. If you build a reasonable amount of housing then house prices fall. You have to move slowly and call it luxury so not to be seen as part of the family housing market.
The local government enjoys the taxes of high property values.
12:06
Deleted Account
No
12:06
Prop 13 stops that
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12:06
Trader Lenny, the forgetful scholar. Leader of the biscuit Brigade in service of the Church of Dadbod
Run for local office.
12:06
Deleted Account
Value bases only on recent sales a grandmas home bought in 1950 has no tax value
12:07
But when it sells for 1m now yes thats new value but not significant sales at this price are moving... thats why our govt is always asking for money and new taxes
12:07
And i wont run for cali office lol its not a system i support
12:08
Ran to keep their cash flow going not the people
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12:09
Trader Lenny, the forgetful scholar. Leader of the biscuit Brigade in service of the Church of Dadbod
Sometimes you run for office to effect change (is it e or a)
Middle class is people in transition to rich or poor.
Mɹ
12:13
Majik ɹɐǝq
nice
12:13
Deleted Account
Sure working poor or working rich ie the workers
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12:13
Trader Lenny, the forgetful scholar. Leader of the biscuit Brigade in service of the Church of Dadbod
Middle class is the nearly unobtainable dream for poor people.
12:14
Deleted Account
The working or middle class is here and not represented
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12:14
Trader Lenny, the forgetful scholar. Leader of the biscuit Brigade in service of the Church of Dadbod
Okay say a rich person has a diaster and their company is ruined and insurance wont pay. They have enougj resources to start again or they become poor.
12:15
If a middle class person loses everything they become poor.
Mɹ
12:16
Majik ɹɐǝq
11 percent of people in San Jose are below the poverty line with a median household income of $101,940.
Using averages, employees in San Jose, CA have a longer commute time (29.3 minutes) than the normal US worker (25.3 minutes). Additionally, 3.19% of the workforce in San Jose, CA have "super commutes" in excess of 90 minutes.
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12:18
Trader Lenny, the forgetful scholar. Leader of the biscuit Brigade in service of the Church of Dadbod
You could live at the poverty line with comfort in parts of montana.
Mɹ
12:19
Majik ɹɐǝq
I know a recruiting manager who drives from Turloc to San Jose every day.
12:20
Deleted Account
Yea thats still a number thats not real its based on the idea of you work for money and income... is a person with a home and no income really poor?
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12:20
Trader Lenny, the forgetful scholar. Leader of the biscuit Brigade in service of the Church of Dadbod
Think about this: If there was no "rent" could you live reasonable stress free with your income?
Im saying they shoukd have built more normal affordable housing you could buy outright buy or pay off in 10 years. And then if you want more the work to buy more but not forced to work to own normal shit
The problem is that there is a resource glut in the USA. There is far more resources than people who need them. But the resources are all held bu 20% of the population who are afraid to share them because there's no way to know how much of any particular resource you're going to need before you die.
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12:23
Trader Lenny, the forgetful scholar. Leader of the biscuit Brigade in service of the Church of Dadbod
I don't understand. People complain about California and it's cost but then everyone gripes about the other 49 states weather.
Mɹ
12:24
Majik ɹɐǝq
If you're wealthy, there's not a point where you can go "okay I have enough money and houses. This is enough to support me until I die."
12:24
So wealthy people keep acquiring wealth forever until they die, then they pass it all on to their children who continue the cycle.
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12:25
Trader Lenny, the forgetful scholar. Leader of the biscuit Brigade in service of the Church of Dadbod
You can move to another state and live for under $10k (3 months) I did it.
This is what govts never get... why no one take public transit /bus? Cause half the time your waiting and the entire trip takes longer than driving!!!!
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12:40
Trader Lenny, the forgetful scholar. Leader of the biscuit Brigade in service of the Church of Dadbod
Iirc. I live closeby so that is not the problem. I am not not feeling giving atm.
And cities are not designed around public transit. Light rail systems are designed to take tourists places, so if you want to use them to get to work you have to transfer to a bus and possibly another train.
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12:41
Trader Lenny, the forgetful scholar. Leader of the biscuit Brigade in service of the Church of Dadbod
Yes, but still is it easier to find those 100 or get 1 million to send $1
12:47
Deleted Account
If you can find the million do that its more money
12:47
Oohhh 10k
12:47
Ooos
Mɹ
12:47
Majik ɹɐǝq
Tokyo has really good public transportation.
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12:47
Trader Lenny, the forgetful scholar. Leader of the biscuit Brigade in service of the Church of Dadbod
Okay let's say I have a 30 unit building. I could let someone live in each unit but I want each unit to generate more income then my cost. Do I let poor in to try or just let rich people who have jobs and good credit?
12:48
Deleted Account
They also have signs written with pictures i cant read
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12:48
Trader Lenny, the forgetful scholar. Leader of the biscuit Brigade in service of the Church of Dadbod
But when when my battery dies! Then i need to use a book to find my way nuuuu
12:53
Or a map ugh
12:53
Fawk not going too much
12:53
Couch is better
Mɹ
12:53
Majik ɹɐǝq
When I was very poor and needed help often when I would ask organizations that were taking donations like, "Hi I'm poor, I don't want to donate I need some of the help you're taking donations for" they would say "I don't know how you actually get help I only take donations," or "we're not providing help right now we're only taking donations."
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12:53
Trader Lenny, the forgetful scholar. Leader of the biscuit Brigade in service of the Church of Dadbod
Your battery cant die. You have a power bank and usb plugins all over toyko for free.
Mɹ
12:53
Majik ɹɐǝq
Or they would say "we take donations we don't actually provide help, the help is provided by another organization" and that organization didn't have an office or a phone number.
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12:54
Trader Lenny, the forgetful scholar. Leader of the biscuit Brigade in service of the Church of Dadbod
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12:57
Deleted Account
Hehe
12:58
Am a piggy slut
Mɹ
12:58
Majik ɹɐǝq
There are restaurants in San Jose that list themselves as "pay what you can afford" or "free meals for the needy" but if a homeless person goes in and asks for something to eat they call the police.
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12:58
Trader Lenny, the forgetful scholar. Leader of the biscuit Brigade in service of the Church of Dadbod
Yes. I did some research and found that that many organizations in the bay area that take donations for poor people can't tell a poor person how to get help. The food goes to a warehouse where it sits waiting for unpaid workers to process it and much of it spoils in the heat. And 80-90% of the money they get either goes to "administrative overhead" or is transferred to another organization and disappears.
I mean it's the same stupid shit that the tea party did to obama
13:01
obstructionism without a real platform.
13:01
That said, the tax cuts are majorly helpful to everyone. EU's corporate tax rates are ~ 18% iirc
13:01
we were running 35%
13:01
So apple, google, microsoft, amazon, all the big businesses used EU and other locations as tax shelters
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13:01
Trader Lenny, the forgetful scholar. Leader of the biscuit Brigade in service of the Church of Dadbod
I feel like the old men are shooting their last blanks before new blood comes in.
Mɹ
13:02
Majik ɹɐǝq
It's easy to blame a "party" for problems created by individuals.
13:02
Deleted Account
They are delaying and hiding the fact that a next collapse is comming after all the big mergers
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13:02
Michichael
The tax plan basically said "Yeah, that stops now.", dropped our corporate rate to ~ 20%, put major penalties on tax shelters and killed off the loopholes that companies used to reduce domestic tax burden to 0
Mɹ
13:02
Majik ɹɐǝq
Because when you blame a party you're blaming an ominous faceless entity and you don't have to look the people you're blaming in the face.
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13:02
Michichael
and gave a one-time amnesty of bring your money back and pay 15%
