I remember this one dude I used to be friends with online a few years back. He was ace, so of course wasn't into sex. We chatted for a while, and of course me being me casually flirted with him for laughs. Fast forward one year, and he comes out gay. Like full-on homo. And of course he blamed me for making him so xP
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22:44
Trader Lenny, the forgetful scholar. Leader of the biscuit Brigade in service of the Church of Dadbod
Star gazing in the desert huh. Hopefully all the evidence disappeared during that time and funny how your cell was turned off so nobody knew your exact position during that time.
The place in Eureka gave me food poisoning 8 times when I was small. At 7 I became oldenough to tell my grandma I would wait 2 hours to get home to eat.
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She just never understood projectile vomit isn’t fun
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Here are some drooly bois eagerly waiting for a snack
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19:15
Michichael
Can't breathe. Too happy.
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19:16
Kamronavirus
I once heard a legend that hyenas founded the Supreme clothing brand
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19:20
Solar ☀️
Just got out of The Angry Birds 2 movie. What a mess! 4/10
Michichael invited Carci
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19:24
Grey Wolf Executrix
Welcome to the Bay Area Furs, Carci. Please note that as a public group and due to bots, we employ a captcha system before you're allowed to talk! Just follow the instructions of this bot! Enjoy your stay!
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19:46
Michichael
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19:47
Trader Lenny, the forgetful scholar. Leader of the biscuit Brigade in service of the Church of Dadbod
Ngl still upset I feel I didn't get my moneys worth but nothing I can do about it anymore
19:56
Also not worth destroying a friendship over if I even have to much of a connection. I might just be some Annoying lemming and he is too proper to tell me 'actually' jump.
19:58
Oh look my bitterness is showing
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Walter Ringtail
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Here's a drawing that I'm nearly finished with. It's Zephyr, the evil tiger wizard.
I liked the idea of Jared, but thought Jared to be a tad generic although it isn't very common in the fandom. I came across Jerrik which is Danish for Erik, but didn't want Erik as the original name. I thought why not replace the D with a K, and have Jarek.
later I found out Jarek is a masculine Czech name that means "fierce and glorious"
12:12
in Czech or polish you say it as "Yarek" because the J has a Y sound. those who aren't familiar with it pronounce the J and that's fine. it adds some alliteration to the name, hence Jarek the jackal.
I don't own an iphone. I can tell you it means the device is overheating and needs to cool. stop using it and put it where there's cool air ventilation.
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Traz🔜@FC
Who made y’alls stickers
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14:38
Trader Lenny, the forgetful scholar. Leader of the biscuit Brigade in service of the Church of Dadbod
For all we know, @Rare_drop is a bot that scans and copies text that people ping him with, then shuffles the words and constructs new sentences with them at random times
Yesterday was such a weird one tho lol went to beach got burnt played tennis fell and fucked my wrist up then I get off Bart to find no bike, I will sure remember this weird day lol
02:40
Mabe I need to sacrifice some virgins
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02:44
Trader Lenny, the forgetful scholar. Leader of the biscuit Brigade in service of the Church of Dadbod
I think it's from the last Twilight movie cause the evil vampire chick from the first one is taking revenge for her boyfriend being killed and is making a lot of vampires and some of them are kids who have no control
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Solar ☀️
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Trying Street Taco in SF for the first time. 🤞 it’s good
The only way I can tell what days I work is by going to my workplace and checking the schedule for the week. Since they can't just send you a copy for some reason.
16:15
So I took a photo of the days I work on Monday since they included today as being one of them. And after heading there today to start my shift, the schedule was changed so that I had today off. Meaning I wasted half the day by walking in the heat
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16:15
Trader Lenny, the forgetful scholar. Leader of the biscuit Brigade in service of the Church of Dadbod
My monthly rent could literally pay for an air conditioner for my apartment per month. I don't buy that, when literally every other place I've lived, I've had an A/C for 20% of the rent.
19:45
Realistically, I get that it's because it's typically not needed out here. But global warming, yo.
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19:45
Trader Lenny, the forgetful scholar. Leader of the biscuit Brigade in service of the Church of Dadbod
...that's a stretch when you're talking about private citizens or landlords. The government, sure. But people aren't immediately trash because they were born in or live here.
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19:46
Trader Lenny, the forgetful scholar. Leader of the biscuit Brigade in service of the Church of Dadbod