<2023-01-10T19:19:13.000Z> Cage_L33: Nugger I've lost the battle and was kicked out of my student apartment and had to throw away most of my belongings due to being a crazy son of a bitch
<2023-01-10T19:20:02.000Z> Cage_L33: Do you have any nugger wisdom?
<2023-01-10T19:22:01.000Z> Cage_L33: I'm moving back home to an elderly family member and I'm going to have to walk 5 miles to get to work, but I'm not quitting my job
<2023-01-10T20:16:14.000Z> nugger: ALAS I AM NOT WISE BROTHER 
<2023-01-10T20:16:43.000Z> nugger: BUT ALSO ITS BETTER TO LIVE WITH FAMILY THAN ACQUAINTANCE 
<2023-01-10T20:16:59.000Z> nugger: YOU WOULD BENEFIT FROM A BICYCLE
<2023-01-10T20:17:09.000Z> nugger: DO YOU NEED MONEY
<2023-01-10T20:21:25.000Z> nugger: A FIVE MILE WALK SHOULD TAKE YOU UNDER TWO HOURSTHIS MEANS A FOUR HOUR COMMUTE OUT OF THE DAY PLUS YOU WILL BE DOG TIRED COMING BACK FROM WORK
<2023-01-10T20:21:36.000Z> nugger: THIS ISNT VIABLE
<2023-01-10T20:23:45.000Z> Cage_L33: I had a job where I walked 20 miles a day- but that was summer, not winter. 
<2023-01-10T20:24:02.000Z> Cage_L33: I don't need money too bad, but I do need to keep my job. 
<2023-01-10T20:24:20.000Z> Cage_L33: Bike seems the best option. Some days I can get a ride 
<2023-01-10T20:25:00.000Z> Cage_L33: All I want to do is enlist, but I had surgery not too long ago 
<2023-01-10T20:25:55.000Z> nugger: RIGHT NOW YOU WOULD DO WELL TO SOLICIT COWORKERS AND FRIENDS FOR RIDES
<2023-01-10T20:26:06.000Z> Cage_L33: Recruiter said wait 18 months and waivers to cut that time down are basically impossible
<2023-01-10T20:26:24.000Z> nugger: TRY CALLING YOUR MANAGER OR DIRECT SUPERIOR AND EXPLAINING THE SITUATION
<2023-01-10T20:26:47.000Z> Cage_L33: Luckily my bosses are social workers, they are super nice
<2023-01-10T20:27:39.000Z> nugger: "TERRIBLY SORRY, HAD TO MOVE AWAY DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES, NO CAR, TWO HOUR WALK, I MAY BECOME UNABLE TO COME INTO WORK UNLESS SOMETHING SOMETHING, COULD YOU HELP ME OUT IN SOME WAY, DOES THIS BUSINESS HAVE ANY SORT OF POLICY TO HELP WITH THAT?"
<2023-01-10T20:27:54.000Z> Cage_L33: I told my boss the truth that I was being evicted, but everyone else I am going to tell that I moved in with my family member to take care of him, which isn't wrong either
<2023-01-10T20:28:06.000Z> Cage_L33: My boss bought my one coworker a bike
<2023-01-10T20:28:16.000Z> nugger: ASSUMING MODERATE HILLS, A BICYCLE WOULD CUT DOWN THE COMMUTE TO HALF AN HOUR
<2023-01-10T20:28:35.000Z> Cage_L33: Yeah. I wish I knew how to ride a bike
<2023-01-10T20:28:58.000Z> nugger: ITS A QUESTION OF MUSCLE MEMORY AND PRACTICE ALONE
<2023-01-10T20:29:14.000Z> nugger: UNFORTUNATELY I CANT REALLY GIVE ADVICE OR LESSONS FOR THAT OVER INTERNET
<2023-01-10T20:29:28.000Z> Cage_L33: Yeah
<2023-01-10T20:30:06.000Z> Cage_L33: I appreciate your words nugger 
<2023-01-10T20:30:21.000Z> Cage_L33: Being crazy is hard, I live a total double life
<2023-01-10T20:30:39.000Z> nugger: IF YOU NEED HELP PLEASE REACH OUT AND EVEN IF I DONT HAVE ANY RESOURCES I CAN PROBABLY BLOW UP THIS SOCIAL MEDIA THING TO POOL PEOPLE TOGETHER
<2023-01-10T20:31:05.000Z> Cage_L33: I am one of those clean and modest fellows so no one assumes I'm as fucked up as I am
<2023-01-10T20:31:50.000Z> nugger: WE ARE ALL IN A BURNING BUILDING AND EVERYONE IS FUCKED UP RIGHT NOW
<2023-01-10T20:32:03.000Z> nugger: THERE ARE NO NORMAL OR HEALTHY PEOPLE IN AMERICA ANYMORE REALLY
<2023-01-10T20:32:15.000Z> nugger: SO DONT BEAT YOURSELF UP WE HAVE TO SOLDIER ON, RETARDEDLY
<2023-01-10T20:32:21.000Z> Cage_L33: I called a resource hotline: the first place they told me to ask was my own workplace, the homeless shelter
<2023-01-10T20:32:32.000Z> Cage_L33: That was really funny
<2023-01-10T20:33:59.000Z> Cage_L33: Thank you again nugger
<2023-01-10T20:34:05.000Z> Cage_L33: Please nugger on
<2023-01-10T20:34:11.000Z> nugger: ILL TRY
<2023-01-10T20:34:18.000Z> nugger: GOD BLESS YOU FOREVER BROTHER 
<2023-01-10T20:34:19.000Z> nugger: HH