<2022-09-12T21:28:47.000Z> elftummy: how much do you weigh again? Feel free not to answer I just couldn't remember and didn't want to seem rude poasting the question publicly 
<2022-09-12T22:32:50.000Z> mushroom_soup: hmm like probably 230 or so
<2022-09-12T22:55:04.000Z> elftummy: That's what I thought but I have the worst memory :thumbsupkonata:
<2022-09-12T23:01:04.000Z> mushroom_soup: haven't weighed myself in a while, might have gained a bit due to stress
<2022-09-12T23:02:37.000Z> elftummy: If you have, congratulations, but obviously my condolences for the stress.
<2022-09-12T23:55:21.000Z> mushroom_soup: Lol it's unavoidable 
<2022-09-12T23:55:58.000Z> elftummy: sad but true
<2022-09-12T23:58:16.000Z> mushroom_soup: Movie again?
<2022-09-12T23:58:54.000Z> elftummy: Tonight I'm watching randbot but tomorrow and wednesday I'll be free for films
<2022-09-13T00:03:44.000Z> mushroom_soup: Hype 
<2022-09-13T00:04:21.000Z> elftummy: let's goooooooo :blobcheerbounce: 
<2022-09-13T01:55:16.000Z> mushroom_soup: have a fat twitter thot
<2022-09-13T01:55:17.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/Itsbellebrooks/status/1569481339379785728?s=20&t=5fO5xAvPAukG7H8t_3pK_g
<2022-09-13T01:57:41.000Z> elftummy: I appreciate it! :) That archetype of "stereotypical coastal White girl" honestly disgusts me. Even though she's a bit larger than normal for that archetype, she's still got that rotten venomous personality, and she's still smol
<2022-09-13T01:59:13.000Z> mushroom_soup: haha
<2022-09-13T02:02:07.000Z> elftummy: That archetype is just a mimic of pornography; I find it extraordinarily off-putting 
<2022-09-13T02:07:01.000Z> mushroom_soup: yes porn is the great destroyer of civilizations
<2022-09-13T02:07:45.000Z> elftummy: I'm hopeful for the future. I believe we'll get through all this. 
<2022-09-13T02:09:16.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/godaughtr/status/1567635540601618432?s=20
<2022-09-13T02:09:36.000Z> elftummy: Much more my speed :uoh:
<2022-09-13T02:10:19.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/godaughtr/status/1563776372656455680?s=20
<2022-09-13T02:14:22.000Z> mushroom_soup: i should warn you that that person also draws many godless naked fat trannies
<2022-09-13T02:14:29.000Z> mushroom_soup: before you look at more of their stuff
<2022-09-13T02:15:08.000Z> elftummy: he's a pretty good artist; has serious brain damage, but that kind of comes with the territory. My favorite artist of this kind is BwS & Coffee Slice and thankfully, at least from what I've seen, they haven't been so braindamaged
<2022-09-13T02:16:16.000Z> mushroom_soup: good
<2022-09-13T02:19:06.000Z> mushroom_soup: i dated an artist once and he ended up being a coomer furry footfag
<2022-09-13T02:21:41.000Z> elftummy: yikes. I feel really bad for the guys with legit talent who begrudgingly do commissions for that kinda stuff because it pays so much. Obviously my own interests are far from mainstream, and many see them as "morbid" (pun intended) but I'm no coomer and will never understand the coomerI mean, I kind of understand it as an addiction, but I never got exposed to porn at a young age so I wasn't given brain damage
<2022-09-13T02:22:48.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/jijidraws/status/1569400866234404864?s=20
<2022-09-13T02:22:53.000Z> mushroom_soup: yeah same
<2022-09-13T02:23:00.000Z> mushroom_soup: it's like porn is its own subculture
<2022-09-13T02:23:03.000Z> mushroom_soup: it's weird
<2022-09-13T02:24:26.000Z> elftummy: I poast these images for the same reason a museum curator would collect and display paintings. I find beauty in many of them, comedy sometimes, and I feel they should be more widely seenBullying newfags is a happy side effect 
<2022-09-13T02:24:46.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/jijidraws/status/1565082332880584704?s=20
<2022-09-13T02:24:47.000Z> mushroom_soup: lol
<2022-09-13T02:26:27.000Z> elftummy: twitter.com/Better_w_salt/status/1563677748303986688?s=20&t=M-3qHFOfNORDYOC1Lz_s7A
<2022-09-13T02:27:57.000Z> mushroom_soup: lol
<2022-09-13T02:29:44.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/jijidraws/status/1544071125944107016?s=20
<2022-09-13T02:29:48.000Z> mushroom_soup: i like this one
<2022-09-13T02:29:54.000Z> mushroom_soup: moth girl with glowing tiddies
<2022-09-13T02:31:01.000Z> mushroom_soup: and she has my type of body and looks cute :cry:
<2022-09-13T02:31:35.000Z> elftummy: Yeah that's great, very creative. One thing I appreciate with his art is he includes a bit more realism, even with monstergirls - like stretch marks and such. Most artists avoid it but he's not afraid to include it
<2022-09-13T02:32:43.000Z> mushroom_soup: yes i figured you would like the stretch marks haha
<2022-09-13T02:36:09.000Z> elftummy: files.catbox.moe/0vaagi.png
<2022-09-13T02:38:51.000Z> mushroom_soup: thats what my tummy looks like :OOOOO
<2022-09-13T02:39:51.000Z> elftummy: Yes :)
<2022-09-13T02:42:25.000Z> mushroom_soup: :sob: 
<2022-09-13T02:43:35.000Z> elftummy: A bit on the smaller side but with a smaller canvas, greater attention can be paid to each inch
<2022-09-13T02:44:08.000Z> mushroom_soup: all tummies are beautiful
<2022-09-13T02:44:37.000Z> elftummy: :pray: few know this !
<2022-09-14T00:27:45.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/EmmaSpecter/status/1569512062937870336?t=KXi7gCllUtyH4hnBFl9NvA&s=19
<2022-09-14T00:29:26.000Z> elftummy: I don't know who that is but she's definitely mexican
<2022-09-14T06:15:02.000Z> elftummy: Keep this to yourself. Cat dox https://i.poastcdn.org/df00b7df83c76f1344ae54ca79258c14023ae5ae2d81f15523e3623b4b23c93a.mp4
<2022-09-14T19:45:49.000Z> mushroom_soup: AAWWWWWW
<2022-09-14T19:46:03.000Z> mushroom_soup: Sweet cheese kitties 
<2022-09-14T19:48:30.000Z> elftummy: they're little shitheads but they keep me good company.
<2022-09-14T19:51:52.000Z> mushroom_soup: Cuddle pile
<2022-09-14T19:53:51.000Z> elftummy: I've got an auto litter box because sometimes I'm away for a few days (along with a water fountain and an automatic feeder) but lately they've been being little bastards and pulling the plug from the wall 
<2022-09-14T19:56:33.000Z> mushroom_soup: SCOOP MY SHIT, PLEB
<2022-09-14T19:57:24.000Z> elftummy: not only did they pull the plug from teh wall, but they put it into the litterbox, shat on it, and buried it
<2022-09-14T20:00:43.000Z> mushroom_soup: That is dedication
<2022-09-14T20:03:45.000Z> mushroom_soup: Bruce is a very good boy who just constantly meows for me to cuddle him in bed 
<2022-09-14T20:04:11.000Z> mushroom_soup: He's afraid of people standing up but he loves to be cuddled when I'm laying down 
<2022-09-14T20:04:47.000Z> elftummy: It's hard to tell from the video but one cat is fat, dumb, hates being petted but loves attention. The other is slim, crackhead energy, and never leaves you alone.
<2022-09-14T21:09:57.000Z> mushroom_soup: Bruce is terrified of everything, he's a bit retarded 
<2022-09-14T21:10:13.000Z> mushroom_soup: I got him when he was an adult though so I don't know what his previous home was like
<2022-09-14T21:22:22.000Z> elftummy: If I move too quickly the fat one jumps and it's hilarious. She's really stupid. When I'm sitting at my desk at home she will come and claw it my arms for attention but then when I try to pet her she'll run away
<2022-09-14T21:27:40.000Z> mushroom_soup: Smooth brained queen 
<2022-09-14T21:30:32.000Z> mushroom_soup: Bruce wants to be on my lap but gets afraid when I pick him up to put him there 
<2022-09-14T21:30:44.000Z> mushroom_soup: So he just circles around my chair meowing 
<2022-09-14T22:39:40.000Z> elftummy: If I pick up either cat they scream for no reason even though they wanted to be picked up
<2022-09-14T23:26:17.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/catinoddplaces/status/1570104822216658944?t=l19BK84mBG_an0GAcrWIaw&s=19
<2022-09-14T23:27:59.000Z> elftummy: lol
<2022-09-19T20:46:13.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/TweetsOfCats/status/1571772527156002816?t=aWyW2h9sJoUz-FuxVbWPhQ&s=19
<2022-09-19T20:46:16.000Z> mushroom_soup: F
<2022-09-19T21:06:15.000Z> elftummy: poor cat is kill
<2022-09-20T01:09:44.000Z> mushroom_soup: Lidurally ded
<2022-09-20T01:32:32.000Z> elftummy attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/987e00a43a11bd2d9b4dee641abd2341113658d7647fee7075acea83cd0bb801.mov
<2022-09-20T02:12:18.000Z> mushroom_soup: hehehe
<2022-09-20T02:12:33.000Z> elftummy: yes
<2022-09-20T19:37:16.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/NoContextBoomer/status/1572218133196193793?t=I6-5sHHKGQgA5LIZrElkmg&s=19
<2022-09-20T19:48:29.000Z> elftummy: Whoa he's literally me
<2022-09-20T23:49:28.000Z> mushroom_soup: Lol
<2022-09-21T02:40:30.000Z> elftummy: Have a good stream friend. I'll be busy driving and when I get to my destination I'm going to sleep else I'd be there. Let me know when you do it again. 
<2022-09-21T04:29:23.000Z> mushroom_soup: i may play tomorrow night, we'll see who else can join
<2022-09-21T04:55:23.000Z> elftummy: Nice 👍🏻
<2022-09-21T23:42:53.000Z> mushroom_soup: seal.cafe/objects/343a9b4f-6aa1-420a-b347-6bebf2460323
<2022-09-21T23:52:38.000Z> elftummy: Me
<2022-09-21T23:53:46.000Z> elftummy: I'll probably be late to the stream I'm still driving funeral stuff went longer than expected and it was in a totally different region so lots of driving
<2022-09-22T00:19:30.000Z> mushroom_soup: Ok I'm going to start in about 15 minutes 
<2022-09-22T00:19:41.000Z> mushroom_soup: Have a safe drive
<2022-09-22T02:50:57.000Z> elftummy: thanks. The stream was nice but I gotta sleep. The game is interesting and your commentary is funny 
<2022-09-22T02:52:52.000Z> mushroom_soup: good nigh5t!
<2022-09-25T03:11:57.000Z> elftummy: you're very good lookin by the wayy but don't pay attention to me I'm drunk & whimsey mode right now 
<2022-09-25T03:18:08.000Z> mushroom_soup: haha ok i won't take anything you say seriously :thumbsup:
<2022-09-25T03:18:24.000Z> elftummy: :thumbsupkonata: 
<2022-09-25T03:46:26.000Z> elftummy attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/5ab8747c249867de9582131cbce8aa663f628186b4d777ff131f24e1c7d8a523.mov
<2022-09-25T03:51:19.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/TranslatedCats/status/1573798383327772676?s=20&t
<2022-09-25T03:54:08.000Z> elftummy: yes
<2022-09-25T04:20:51.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/Genshinmem/status/1573744527021588480?s=20&t
<2022-09-25T04:21:27.000Z> elftummy: that's my mind rn 
<2022-09-25T04:53:39.000Z> elftummy: can I see your navel? :)
<2022-09-25T05:02:10.000Z> elftummy: 🥺
<2022-09-25T05:38:21.000Z> mushroom_soup attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/8a8ef804396e1ca08875ab86cc79e3032c4bfcfb80d8344a8760343357768534.jpg
<2022-09-25T05:38:39.000Z> elftummy: hot, thanks :)
<2022-09-25T05:50:22.000Z> mushroom_soup: Lol it looks a bit like a butthole 
<2022-09-25T05:50:59.000Z> elftummy: Not really :shrug: I like'em
<2022-09-25T05:53:36.000Z> mushroom_soup: It feels weird if you stick your finger all the way inside 
<2022-09-25T05:53:52.000Z> mushroom_soup: Belly buttons are weird 
<2022-09-25T05:54:18.000Z> elftummy: Yeah they are really weird. Not sure what brain damage i have that makes me attracted to 'em. At least I'm not a footfag lmao 
<2022-09-25T06:07:44.000Z> mushroom_soup: Haha I think it's just tangential to the fat thing
<2022-09-25T06:08:18.000Z> elftummy: Yeah maybe, but even on thin women. :shrug: 
<2022-09-25T06:13:15.000Z> mushroom_soup: Hmm idk then 
<2022-09-25T06:13:44.000Z> mushroom_soup: Must be a tummy thing 
<2022-09-25T06:14:06.000Z> elftummy: Yeah I guess. I love tummy of all size :) Bigger is better obviously but smol is fine too. 
<2022-09-25T06:18:50.000Z> elftummy: If you decide you wanna get bigger lemme know :) 
<2022-09-25T14:21:03.000Z> mushroom_soup: Lol I'll definitely let you know 
<2022-09-27T04:46:09.000Z> elftummy: thanks for humoring me while I was drunk lol 
<2022-09-27T16:37:42.000Z> mushroom_soup: Hahaha
<2022-09-27T16:45:27.000Z> elftummy attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/689d0c8db4ccca50e503a1cf21fc0000adba32048445bfb3021bf1984be23246.png
<2022-09-27T20:49:22.000Z> mushroom_soup: :thinking_akane: 
<2022-09-27T20:49:51.000Z> elftummy: :wave: How's it going?
<2022-09-27T20:53:18.000Z> mushroom_soup attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/336d3b26249c65cb621200a238355f3d715e9f1d025292bbd3588b44b4ea890d.jpg
<2022-09-27T20:53:24.000Z> mushroom_soup: Doing great
<2022-09-27T20:53:29.000Z> mushroom_soup: On lunch break
<2022-09-27T20:53:32.000Z> mushroom_soup: Have tomorrow off
<2022-09-27T20:55:52.000Z> elftummy: Very cool 😎 I try only to work M-F but it varies and I try to leave the office by 6 but it often takes a bit longer 
<2022-09-28T00:58:17.000Z> elftummy: Sorry to hear that. I hope the pizza helps a little.
<2022-09-28T01:04:05.000Z> elftummy: You should order pizza. Frozen pizza isn't that great
<2022-09-28T02:32:23.000Z> mushroom_soup: too expensive!
<2022-09-28T02:32:29.000Z> mushroom_soup: also lol i didn't get broken up with
<2022-09-28T02:32:33.000Z> mushroom_soup: i was talking about that post
<2022-09-28T14:31:33.000Z> elftummy: Ah probably read it wrong. I was super exhausted and fell asleep shortly thereafter 
<2022-09-28T21:27:24.000Z> elftummy: How's the EBT stuff going? I think you said you Koala-fy now, yeah? #BANTS
<2022-09-28T23:22:18.000Z> mushroom_soup: yes
<2022-09-28T23:22:32.000Z> mushroom_soup: well, they're raising the threshold on the 1st
<2022-09-28T23:22:38.000Z> mushroom_soup: and i should qualify then
<2022-09-28T23:23:49.000Z> elftummy: Very cool. That should undoubtedly help. If there's ever a time where you're seriously at risk of homelessness or something would you let me know?
<2022-09-28T23:28:14.000Z> mushroom_soup: i will, thank you
<2022-09-28T23:29:19.000Z> elftummy: :thumbsupkonata:
<2022-09-29T01:41:30.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/asimbawe/status/1575152835062366210?s=20&t=eneTFv3xCaQe_8IpiAZnuw
<2022-09-29T01:45:08.000Z> elftummy: Lol! I always leave through my garage and the opening of it scares the poop out of my cats so I don't have this problem 
<2022-10-01T02:46:34.000Z> elftummy: You should eat a pie :)
<2022-10-01T02:47:57.000Z> mushroom_soup: i would love some pie
<2022-10-01T02:48:20.000Z> elftummy: Can it be delivered where you live? :think:
<2022-10-01T02:50:54.000Z> mushroom_soup: i would imagine there's somewhere however i should just buy one tomorrow lol
<2022-10-01T02:51:36.000Z> elftummy attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/a71ad84bf4428033a8256c08bb7151a6981e3106f28810b34dfeb51bb3704a73.png
<2022-10-01T03:43:07.000Z> mushroom_soup: haha
<2022-10-01T03:43:13.000Z> mushroom_soup: i have some cookies for tonight
<2022-10-01T03:43:34.000Z> elftummy: Based :) 
<2022-10-01T03:45:44.000Z> elftummy: How many tonight? :o
<2022-10-01T03:46:36.000Z> mushroom_soup: 6
<2022-10-01T03:49:10.000Z> elftummy: Nice :)
<2022-10-01T03:54:09.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/coolcatsociety/status/1575851009653366786?s=20&t=S4-CRKNdxqawcGAUs5Yp5w
<2022-10-01T03:54:57.000Z> elftummy: Yes cat much cute very society. 10/10 would pet.
<2022-10-01T23:32:04.000Z> elftummy: twitter.com/256GBMemes/status/1575958078323068928?s=20&t=h4Q3WzESMUBaEKLE4DGT-A
<2022-10-02T00:57:28.000Z> mushroom_soup: TO THE SHADOW REALM
<2022-10-02T00:57:54.000Z> elftummy: YOINKED from reality
<2022-10-02T01:31:04.000Z> mushroom_soup: I will miss him
<2022-10-02T01:34:17.000Z> elftummy: Wherever he's at is better than piss earth
<2022-10-02T01:44:20.000Z> mushroom_soup: Ain't that the truth
<2022-10-02T01:46:36.000Z> elftummy: How was your week? 
<2022-10-02T02:07:09.000Z> mushroom_soup: fucking tiring lol
<2022-10-02T02:07:17.000Z> mushroom_soup: and gotta be at work early tomorrow
<2022-10-02T02:07:17.000Z> mushroom_soup: rip
<2022-10-02T02:08:22.000Z> elftummy: On a Sunday? That's really sad :( 
<2022-10-02T03:08:42.000Z> mushroom_soup: i wish i had weekends off lol
<2022-10-02T03:09:19.000Z> elftummy: Back when I was working dead-end jobs I never worked a sunday because I always said I needed religious exemption (which is true tbf)
<2022-10-02T03:10:23.000Z> mushroom_soup: i need as many hours as i can
<2022-10-02T03:10:58.000Z> elftummy: That's fair. Did I ever tell you about when I was homeless? 
<2022-10-02T03:17:55.000Z> mushroom_soup: oh man, no
<2022-10-02T03:19:05.000Z> elftummy: It's a long story but anyway the point is that when I was working my way out of it I worked fast food for 12-16hr/day 6 days a week. So I know how it feels.
<2022-10-02T03:22:16.000Z> mushroom_soup: oh man that's rough
<2022-10-02T03:23:59.000Z> elftummy: nah it's alright. 
<2022-10-02T03:25:24.000Z> mushroom_soup: luckily you're not there anymore
<2022-10-02T03:25:45.000Z> elftummy: Yeah quite the opposite. But I never would've got to where I am if I didn't have to claw my way from the bottom. 
<2022-10-02T03:41:09.000Z> mushroom_soup: i jsut want to be comfy and eat cookies
<2022-10-02T03:45:56.000Z> elftummy: Yeah you deserve that! When's your next day off?
<2022-10-02T04:00:40.000Z> mushroom_soup: tuesday
<2022-10-02T04:00:41.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/Yoda4ever/status/1576420165339652096?s=20&t=poLmR0RFW0BSyGasJ0irOg
<2022-10-02T04:01:56.000Z> elftummy: Oh no he's getting the zoomies D: !!Tuesday you should get lotsa cookie, stream s'more games.
<2022-10-02T05:04:38.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/McClellandShane/status/1576257137574965249?s=20&t=poLmR0RFW0BSyGasJ0irOg
<2022-10-02T05:05:09.000Z> elftummy: Catober
<2022-10-02T05:06:24.000Z> elftummy: Didn't you say you needed to get up early?? Go to bed silly !!
<2022-10-02T05:06:33.000Z> mushroom_soup: i know
<2022-10-02T05:06:37.000Z> mushroom_soup: reeeee
<2022-10-02T05:06:39.000Z> mushroom_soup: not tired!
<2022-10-02T05:07:56.000Z> elftummy: Yeah I hate when that happens. Insomnia moment. I was up from 10am wednesday until 10 or 11pm thursday. Had to work a ton wednesday, drive to the airport at 3am thurs, fly to NJ, then drive 12 hours home.
<2022-10-02T05:15:34.000Z> elftummy: Sleepy Kitty https://i.poastcdn.org/5a826f693d4b4eed57e33ea8bb2d54b82ae61a029e8bca1346646a2e84ea03f0.jpg
<2022-10-02T05:15:54.000Z> mushroom_soup: aww what a beautiful shelf decoration
<2022-10-02T05:19:10.000Z> elftummy: I used to keep stuff up there but she would get mad and throw them on the floor so I gave up and now it's her shelf
<2022-10-02T05:21:10.000Z> mushroom_soup: hahaha
<2022-10-02T05:21:40.000Z> elftummy: she's such a retard
<2022-10-02T11:07:56.000Z> mushroom_soup: Four hours of sleep let's goooooooo 
<2022-10-02T16:41:24.000Z> elftummy: Woohoo 🙌
<2022-10-02T17:51:06.000Z> mushroom_soup: The trick is to actually not drink caffeine
<2022-10-02T18:10:57.000Z> elftummy: I don't believe you lol. Caffeine is my only drug :devilish:
<2022-10-03T01:33:55.000Z> mushroom_soup: if i have caffeine while really tired i just crash harder
<2022-10-03T01:34:27.000Z> elftummy: That's why you constantly get more and more caffeine until you get home then you can crash into sleep :)
<2022-10-03T02:00:13.000Z> mushroom_soup: duh i should have known!
<2022-10-03T02:00:24.000Z> mushroom_soup: ok i submitted my application for food stamps, wish me luck
<2022-10-03T03:17:29.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/coolcatsociety/status/1576667813283958784?s=20&t=V-6xl2itfzFJDTLRstQoYg
<2022-10-03T03:27:18.000Z> elftummy: Why do cats like their back slapped? It's so silly
<2022-10-03T04:40:30.000Z> mushroom_soup: Cats are God's silliest animal
<2022-10-03T04:45:47.000Z> mushroom_soup: When you lift up a rock and all the bugs under it scatter in confusion:
<2022-10-03T04:45:51.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/Yoda4ever/status/1576776554218065922?t=IswIelkTdI_4kruJrlQzkQ&s=19
<2022-10-03T05:35:11.000Z> elftummy attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/1f7279d657d0a2d0aa8c422b90e4428b79656d28c9ab717f661e01a40940298d.mp4
<2022-10-03T05:35:24.000Z> elftummy: Poast has been acting up for me all night. 
<2022-10-03T05:35:42.000Z> elftummy: I don't know why it sent that text with the video lol
<2022-10-03T15:23:29.000Z> mushroom_soup: Poast was also derpy for me too 
<2022-10-03T16:15:53.000Z> elftummy: My office today https://i.poastcdn.org/75e3ad07d5ef04f464fbd7dd7496765934e5cc45475d729b7c0aa21222577820.jpg
<2022-10-03T17:42:58.000Z> mushroom_soup: How many hooker bodies in the trunk
<2022-10-03T18:06:00.000Z> elftummy: They don't make hookers big enough for me sadly 🥲
<2022-10-03T18:23:51.000Z> mushroom_soup: Rip
<2022-10-03T18:45:58.000Z> mushroom_soup: I think I will treat myself to some mcdonals
<2022-10-03T18:46:01.000Z> mushroom_soup: Nuggies
<2022-10-03T18:55:24.000Z> elftummy: Good :D
<2022-10-03T18:56:28.000Z> mushroom_soup: I like my nuggies dipped in honey 
<2022-10-03T18:56:34.000Z> mushroom_soup: Which sounds weird but it's good
<2022-10-03T18:57:46.000Z> elftummy: No that's not weird. Back before they made chicken biscuits I would order nuggets+ biscuit&honey and combine them 
<2022-10-03T18:59:27.000Z> mushroom_soup: Yum
<2022-10-03T19:00:50.000Z> elftummy: youtu.be/Mmdc9RIhmOI
<2022-10-03T19:05:04.000Z> mushroom_soup: Oh man I remember that 
<2022-10-03T19:09:09.000Z> elftummy: Yeah it makes me feel anxiety
<2022-10-03T19:09:19.000Z> elftummy: Ancient**
<2022-10-03T19:09:49.000Z> elftummy: I'm using swipe to type while driving lol 
<2022-10-03T19:21:40.000Z> mushroom_soup: Haha
<2022-10-03T19:21:42.000Z> mushroom_soup: Don't die
<2022-10-03T21:14:10.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/AnimalsCaption/status/1577036139042549760?t=BuxzW5LzM9MGeBAdaFBYpQ&s=19
<2022-10-03T22:28:25.000Z> elftummy: Nah im a professional I can't die 
<2022-10-04T01:12:57.000Z> mushroom_soup: im a professional shitposter
<2022-10-04T01:32:21.000Z> elftummy: I do that for free 
<2022-10-04T01:36:01.000Z> mushroom_soup: amateur
<2022-10-04T01:44:35.000Z> elftummy: Oh no I'm pretty good at it if I do say so myselfJust more of a hobbyist 
<2022-10-04T13:07:17.000Z> mushroom_soup attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/f8549a8b72045014920ea393389596249e18a4fae1b2bac2eea30a140e281787.jpg
<2022-10-04T13:07:24.000Z> mushroom_soup: Comfy Bruce 
<2022-10-04T14:40:33.000Z> elftummy: I had to tuck my cat in this morning she was cold. 
<2022-10-04T17:05:32.000Z> mushroom_soup: awwwww
<2022-10-04T17:15:15.000Z> elftummy: I think the weather finally turned and autumn is here:)
<2022-10-04T17:25:13.000Z> mushroom_soup: yay!
<2022-10-04T17:25:15.000Z> mushroom_soup: best season
<2022-10-04T17:25:16.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/coolcatsociety/status/1577007527967219712?s=20&t=0o3HKB8AjHHTLL6_zzt0Wg
<2022-10-04T17:56:12.000Z> elftummy: My cat ate a really big bug yesterday and puked it up all over my kitchen 
<2022-10-04T18:07:00.000Z> mushroom_soup: What a thoughtful present
<2022-10-04T18:55:33.000Z> elftummy: Did I tell you about her automatic litter box? 
<2022-10-04T19:00:28.000Z> mushroom_soup: Yes lol
<2022-10-04T19:14:47.000Z> elftummy: I'm still peeved about that lol
<2022-10-04T19:53:36.000Z> mushroom_soup: Cats are.....so naughty......
<2022-10-04T23:24:46.000Z> mushroom_soup: i eated ice cr3eam ^-^
<2022-10-04T23:24:51.000Z> mushroom_soup: and i have off tomorrow too
<2022-10-04T23:24:59.000Z> elftummy: Great!! :D
<2022-10-05T00:28:39.000Z> elftummy: twitter.com/BeratStuff/status/1577235136458133504?s=20&t=vi95HACb8hdgI_gJJWD9sQ
<2022-10-05T00:31:45.000Z> mushroom_soup: i am called out
<2022-10-05T00:31:46.000Z> mushroom_soup: lol
<2022-10-05T00:31:52.000Z> elftummy: got'em 
<2022-10-05T01:49:31.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/panoramango/status/1534892198126157825?s=20&t=iTp12Ohoo0mJwnWHUo2HzA
<2022-10-05T01:53:05.000Z> elftummy: I like the art style
<2022-10-05T01:54:16.000Z> mushroom_soup: yes it's very cute
<2022-10-05T01:55:28.000Z> mushroom_soup attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/8d50297c73d618b3a8475da56a0194150cbed485232af4f8738508c9e9564066.png
<2022-10-05T01:56:12.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/panoramango/status/1488084471211773952?s=20&t=iTp12Ohoo0mJwnWHUo2HzA
<2022-10-05T02:50:14.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/coolcatsociety/status/1577352835716775936?s=20&t=iTp12Ohoo0mJwnWHUo2HzA
<2022-10-05T02:50:17.000Z> mushroom_soup: very important video
<2022-10-05T02:50:34.000Z> elftummy: floppacube
<2022-10-05T02:51:02.000Z> mushroom_soup: i would literally die for baby floppa
<2022-10-05T02:51:10.000Z> elftummy: they're pretty cute. 
<2022-10-05T02:54:15.000Z> mushroom_soup: i love floppa
<2022-10-05T02:56:24.000Z> elftummy: Floppa is just dog-size catBig enough to maul 
<2022-10-05T02:57:50.000Z> mushroom_soup: yes exactly
<2022-10-05T02:57:52.000Z> mushroom_soup: more to cuddle
<2022-10-05T02:58:23.000Z> elftummy: My cat sleeps above my head at night. If floppa did that, I'd suffocate, and not in a good way
<2022-10-05T02:59:24.000Z> mushroom_soup: haha
<2022-10-05T02:59:30.000Z> mushroom_soup: no you're saving that for the gf
<2022-10-05T02:59:55.000Z> elftummy: Precisely :brain_galaxy:
<2022-10-05T03:03:39.000Z> mushroom_soup: lol
<2022-10-05T03:04:15.000Z> elftummy: twitter.com/Bodegacats_/status/1577405527449300992?s=20&t=djIeAxLzLrU2v-1D4TrL2g
<2022-10-05T03:05:48.000Z> elftummy: twitter.com/catinoddplaces/status/1577126574021021697?s=20&t=cHI--x0U060djn5juI5A-g
<2022-10-05T03:06:36.000Z> mushroom_soup: oh to be a comfy grocery store kitty
<2022-10-05T03:06:39.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/gifkitties/status/1577240997251072000?s=20&t=iTp12Ohoo0mJwnWHUo2HzA
<2022-10-05T03:11:12.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/gifkitties/status/1577487162811072512?s=20&t=iTp12Ohoo0mJwnWHUo2HzA
<2022-10-05T03:11:40.000Z> elftummy: :licc_right:
<2022-10-05T03:11:53.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/gifkitties/status/1577189573490188288?s=20&t=iTp12Ohoo0mJwnWHUo2HzA
<2022-10-05T03:13:55.000Z> elftummy: >touch the cat>reality collapses
<2022-10-05T03:15:04.000Z> mushroom_soup: i hate when that happens
<2022-10-05T03:17:22.000Z> elftummy: Just live half your life in hyperreality then it's less of a drag when reality collapses 
<2022-10-05T03:19:01.000Z> mushroom_soup: that's what fedi's for
<2022-10-05T03:19:54.000Z> elftummy: Sad but true 
<2022-10-05T03:20:28.000Z> mushroom_soup: you are all weird voices in my mind c:
<2022-10-05T03:22:08.000Z> elftummy: :454556203679481867: you wish! I'm unfortunately very real 
<2022-10-05T03:32:36.000Z> mushroom_soup: that's exactly what the voices would say!
<2022-10-05T03:33:19.000Z> elftummy: How do I prove I'm not just an AI running schizo racist feeder chatbot? 
<2022-10-05T03:37:07.000Z> mushroom_soup: hmmmm
<2022-10-05T03:37:41.000Z> mushroom_soup: post a cat pic
<2022-10-05T03:38:23.000Z> elftummy: Took this a few minutes ago while taking a big poop  https://i.poastcdn.org/29b84b3b531912e37c963827ef1381d9e69f32a11fbd58c77ce638cc91bf705a.jpg
<2022-10-05T03:39:54.000Z> mushroom_soup attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/20e2fdddb78cce6304a195aeb8c51177c13f648a6e2ef784baa4b0f67b622fbe.png
<2022-10-05T03:40:33.000Z> elftummy: I always win https://i.poastcdn.org/b7328cb33e848d61f50b77575f4bfd9bfc68a2d571cc36087889fd23b5886cef.mp4
<2022-10-05T03:41:05.000Z> mushroom_soup attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/9a5af9b83157389577a5897397e58ba668c0e15caaea9aa8b58aa0f58865f3b0.png
<2022-10-05T03:41:19.000Z> elftummy: RIP him but I'm different 
<2022-10-05T03:42:52.000Z> elftummy: twitter.com/Kekeflipnote/status/1577373668526952448?s=20&t=9kyx0rQZ9gR3u6cGr-O-9Q
<2022-10-05T03:44:27.000Z> mushroom_soup: chubby cheeeeeks'
<2022-10-05T03:45:42.000Z> elftummy: yesh
<2022-10-05T03:45:56.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/catinoddplaces/status/1577424781594726400?s=20&t=iTp12Ohoo0mJwnWHUo2HzA
<2022-10-05T03:46:14.000Z> elftummy: twump
<2022-10-05T03:46:31.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/catinoddplaces/status/1577344618508816384?s=20&t=iTp12Ohoo0mJwnWHUo2HzA
<2022-10-05T04:00:25.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/DontShowYourCat/status/1577392754451222531?s=20&t=iTp12Ohoo0mJwnWHUo2HzA
<2022-10-05T04:16:28.000Z> elftummy: Trve
<2022-10-05T04:36:29.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/gifkitties/status/1577364058516365313?s=20&t=iTp12Ohoo0mJwnWHUo2HzA
<2022-10-05T04:38:36.000Z> elftummy: beeg cat
<2022-10-05T06:33:19.000Z> elftummy attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/807da553c5d7d2b8a1c7dec4f34e25087c1eb838a764d89a6a8d425e75cee5c6.png
<2022-10-05T06:33:29.000Z> elftummy: me & who
<2022-10-05T06:47:00.000Z> mushroom_soup: Awwwww kitty 
<2022-10-05T15:06:24.000Z> mushroom_soup: Floppa lore 
<2022-10-05T15:06:30.000Z> mushroom_soup attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/ac5a6ef6220254c320627c1e9ec5faac386e4fb17ad7576ab6c8949a0ac979c9.jpg
<2022-10-05T15:06:58.000Z> elftummy: wild
<2022-10-05T19:12:21.000Z> mushroom_soup attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/27eb16c37bbc5ddda1180d40400fa5dfe6414b2fc9537a4248f5ae02d1f5e7da.jpg
<2022-10-05T19:13:03.000Z> elftummy: 2 cat enter, 1 cat leave
<2022-10-05T21:27:29.000Z> mushroom_soup: other cat get tired...take nap
<2022-10-05T21:29:08.000Z> elftummy: Tru! 
<2022-10-05T21:55:51.000Z> mushroom_soup: have you considered doign another movie night?
<2022-10-05T21:56:52.000Z> elftummy: I've considered it. Still piss't about last time when poast tv was shiddin' the bed. Maybe tonight if I get home at a reasonable hour. 
<2022-10-05T21:57:57.000Z> mushroom_soup: do it!
<2022-10-05T23:13:41.000Z> elftummy: He is trapped!! :devilish: 
<2022-10-05T23:14:06.000Z> elftummy attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/05614334ca8835794810e00dc7f6fe28f83ec083012848498b9434d4bebb0dd9.png
<2022-10-05T23:31:51.000Z> mushroom_soup: Noooooo his soul is in the cappuccino dimension!!!!
<2022-10-05T23:32:57.000Z> elftummy: the CATpuccino dimension :devilish: 
<2022-10-05T23:45:06.000Z> mushroom_soup: Need to save him
<2022-10-05T23:45:23.000Z> elftummy: It's too late I already drank the coffee. He is gone
<2022-10-05T23:53:08.000Z> mushroom_soup: :cry_cirno: 
<2022-10-05T23:53:36.000Z> elftummy: :laughing_cirno: 
<2022-10-05T23:59:18.000Z> mushroom_soup: :gunleft: 
<2022-10-06T00:01:06.000Z> elftummy: guns don't work on me. You should know my weakness https://i.poastcdn.org/6a7d9213b2689b578a80529018571ce72180f8419a39e96938c905a65447bc1a.mp4
<2022-10-06T00:19:34.000Z> mushroom_soup: Two guns 
<2022-10-06T00:20:24.000Z> elftummy: No 
<2022-10-06T00:27:30.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/memesbreakcore/status/1577590509975085057?t=KseE8mv4xo8qyG3DJvZxaA&s=19
<2022-10-06T00:45:56.000Z> mushroom_soup: 8 guns 
<2022-10-06T00:52:47.000Z> mushroom_soup: It's tummy isn't it 
<2022-10-06T00:58:03.000Z> elftummy: It took you long enough hahahaha 
<2022-10-06T01:01:10.000Z> mushroom_soup: Ok fine
<2022-10-06T01:01:24.000Z> mushroom_soup attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/5f52ad069afea0890ca4748ccb671da27322c1a0d02bf1b925e8269ec89c3508.jpg
<2022-10-06T01:02:36.000Z> elftummy: Ah you got me :uoohbooba: 
<2022-10-06T01:08:26.000Z> elftummy: Cat restored  https://i.poastcdn.org/0471f5cde2c23313f61ce684c7cc4abec924f3832e96b9b88263b2dda4c1b13c.mp4
<2022-10-06T01:08:29.000Z> mushroom_soup: Cat is free!
<2022-10-06T01:16:14.000Z> elftummy attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/33c8b526b709bf3e2a77d9a010be965f1f0b206bea1e0aa5f8886d7a4cc0ac39.mp4
<2022-10-06T01:31:15.000Z> mushroom_soup: Hahaha
<2022-10-06T01:58:01.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/Cats_Culture/status/1577599487865982977?s=20&t=wZfKnt9O6fLSs4jSFezQow
<2022-10-06T02:02:20.000Z> elftummy: Smol leg 
<2022-10-06T02:18:24.000Z> mushroom_soup: i can relate
<2022-10-06T02:18:28.000Z> mushroom_soup: short bros unite
<2022-10-06T02:19:13.000Z> elftummy: Heightcel :smirkrei:
<2022-10-06T02:19:22.000Z> elftummy: :rei_smirk:
<2022-10-06T02:20:26.000Z> mushroom_soup: cri
<2022-10-06T02:20:55.000Z> elftummy: Just, uh, grow up. Simple as. Maybe if you eat more you'll get taller? :think:
<2022-10-06T02:37:09.000Z> mushroom_soup: need to eat more veggies
<2022-10-06T02:37:19.000Z> mushroom_soup: what's funny is that my legs are short even for my height
<2022-10-06T02:37:57.000Z> elftummy: Cheeseburgers have vegetables on them :)I've got long arms for my height. I think my legs are average length I dunno. 
<2022-10-06T02:43:35.000Z> mushroom_soup: monke physique
<2022-10-06T02:44:31.000Z> elftummy: It's not really noticeable unless you've got measuring tape lol. Maybe that's helped my upper body strength though. 
<2022-10-06T02:46:28.000Z> mushroom_soup: you need the long arms to hug big gurls
<2022-10-06T02:46:44.000Z> elftummy: That's also true! 
<2022-10-06T03:03:20.000Z> mushroom_soup: this means god approves of you being a fatfag
<2022-10-06T03:04:13.000Z> elftummy: Destiny :architect:
<2022-10-06T03:27:11.000Z> elftummy attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/bff5ec98c6f4d430078b055770308be4b377fce468be1a48c8f63c8d6cda48cd.png
<2022-10-06T03:27:58.000Z> mushroom_soup: hehe awwww
<2022-10-06T03:59:37.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/grescoe/status/1577681318296576003?s=20&t=wZfKnt9O6fLSs4jSFezQow
<2022-10-06T04:01:33.000Z> elftummy: He's just doing his job! Harassed by mudslimes >:(
<2022-10-06T04:04:22.000Z> elftummy attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/88664b3bbf36f269c4cece67431da26f65e1d8d497d73f242f65d319cc6166bc.png
<2022-10-06T04:05:49.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/Yoda4ever/status/1577871446981820417?s=20&t=wZfKnt9O6fLSs4jSFezQow
<2022-10-06T04:06:26.000Z> elftummy: I've got boxes my cat climbs into like that
<2022-10-06T15:21:17.000Z> mushroom_soup: Bruce isn't a box kitty for some reason
<2022-10-06T15:31:24.000Z> elftummy: That's weird 
<2022-10-06T15:37:46.000Z> mushroom_soup: He's a very unique kitty 
<2022-10-06T15:39:45.000Z> elftummy: Mines uniquely brain damaged 
<2022-10-06T18:01:52.000Z> mushroom_soup: It's orange cats
<2022-10-06T18:01:59.000Z> mushroom_soup: They're especially retarded
<2022-10-06T18:02:22.000Z> mushroom_soup: They collectively have a single brain cell
<2022-10-06T18:02:51.000Z> mushroom_soup: reddit.com/r/OneOrangeBraincell?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
<2022-10-06T18:06:57.000Z> mushroom_soup: I know Reddit is cringe but it's good for cute cat pics damnit 
<2022-10-06T19:21:49.000Z> elftummy: Lol
<2022-10-06T20:33:06.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/Cats_Culture/status/1577939235478409217?t=hD89RAo5iedr9_AARSmVDQ&s=19
<2022-10-06T20:37:30.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/catinoddplaces/status/1577767267881914402?t=U0D7AeMfbckrmLkKLwq23A&s=19
<2022-10-07T00:31:13.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/catinoddplaces/status/1578130894589755395?t=ou2KzZB-xXfHAhDCtMTMcQ&s=19
<2022-10-07T00:32:15.000Z> elftummy: Kitler is gonna make the trains run on time
<2022-10-07T01:07:41.000Z> mushroom_soup: We need you more than ever kitler
<2022-10-07T01:07:57.000Z> mushroom_soup: My bus home is out of service again
<2022-10-07T01:08:05.000Z> mushroom_soup: Kitler wouldn't stand for this
<2022-10-07T01:08:07.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/catinoddplaces/status/1578090639132065803?t=1OqmmSvVWWZoHe_v56zKkQ&s=19
<2022-10-07T01:09:08.000Z> elftummy: It's the jews' fault
<2022-10-07T01:21:04.000Z> mushroom_soup: For some reason this bus at this time only comes like 60% of the time
<2022-10-07T01:21:31.000Z> mushroom_soup: Really annoying because I get off at 8:30 often
<2022-10-07T01:21:49.000Z> elftummy: That sucks :/ 
<2022-10-07T01:36:37.000Z> mushroom_soup: Fuck public transport reee
<2022-10-07T01:37:29.000Z> elftummy: I have only taken public transport a few times and quickly learned that I would be forced to put myself in a self defense situation if I continued to use it
<2022-10-07T01:43:28.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/catinoddplaces/status/1577852749110181892?t=9ORHzGxt2FvaLY7V38M92w&s=19
<2022-10-07T01:43:51.000Z> mushroom_soup: You have to have a high tolerance for niggers
<2022-10-07T01:47:35.000Z> elftummy: I don't tolerate it much
<2022-10-07T01:59:11.000Z> mushroom_soup: It's not fun lol
<2022-10-08T01:05:21.000Z> mushroom_soup: Bus came today ^-^
<2022-10-08T01:05:29.000Z> mushroom_soup: Thank u jesus
<2022-10-08T01:05:32.000Z> elftummy: Wooo :clap: :pray:
<2022-10-09T21:13:53.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/TweetsOfCats/status/1579079703813844992?t=9tjz_fGXjQAkeoa7-qfDEg&s=19
<2022-10-09T21:15:33.000Z> elftummy: cookie
<2022-10-31T04:07:04.000Z> elftummy: :246: hi how's life been ? 
<2022-10-31T04:43:35.000Z> mushroom_soup: Not bad
<2022-10-31T04:43:46.000Z> mushroom_soup: Boring but in a good way
<2022-10-31T04:43:57.000Z> mushroom_soup: How about you?
<2022-10-31T04:48:24.000Z> elftummy: Not great, not terrible. Just lots of hard work, little tangible short-term rewards. And I've got nothing going on outside of work so it is just blah 
<2022-10-31T15:30:30.000Z> mushroom_soup: Same here
<2022-10-31T15:30:37.000Z> mushroom_soup: We need vacations
<2022-10-31T15:49:15.000Z> elftummy: I did try that once but I don't know if it counts because I was technically on a business trip.. or at least that's what the IRS thinks This past May I spent a month in Canada and took a few days to go explore Banff 
<2022-10-31T15:59:12.000Z> mushroom_soup: That sounds like fun
<2022-10-31T16:21:56.000Z> elftummy: I did have the best waffle I've ever eaten there, and saw some cool mountains & lake Louise 
<2022-10-31T17:31:38.000Z> mushroom_soup: Waffles 🤤
<2022-10-31T17:32:10.000Z> mushroom_soup: I've been on the american side of the Niagara falls, closest I've been to canada
<2022-10-31T17:32:16.000Z> mushroom_soup: It was very beautiful 
<2022-10-31T17:35:25.000Z> elftummy: Yeah I've not been up there yet. I have property in Nova Scotia and also I have been out in Alberta but sadly didn't buy anything out there. 
<2022-10-31T19:39:52.000Z> mushroom_soup: Buy some genuine Canada maple syrup 
<2022-10-31T19:40:37.000Z> mushroom_soup: My sister lives in Saskatchewan but I've never been up there 
<2022-10-31T20:48:51.000Z> elftummy: Dere's notin in skatchwahn just canola's 
<2022-10-31T20:50:22.000Z> mushroom_soup: And snow
<2022-10-31T20:51:28.000Z> elftummy: Lots of that too. I am presently 80 miles from Saskatchewan 
<2022-10-31T20:53:51.000Z> mushroom_soup: Whoa nice 
<2022-10-31T21:01:52.000Z> elftummy: Any spooky plans for this evening? 
<2022-10-31T21:02:26.000Z> mushroom_soup: Lol nope I work today so I will spend the night unwinding 
<2022-10-31T21:02:41.000Z> mushroom_soup: You should dress up as a moose 
<2022-10-31T21:02:46.000Z> mushroom_soup: Or a Mountie 
<2022-10-31T21:30:00.000Z> elftummy: Either way I'll likely be shot lol. I'm in ND so they won't take too kindly to that. Plus I'm not sure mooses come down this far 
<2022-10-31T22:51:46.000Z> mushroom_soup: Are you even still allowed to have guns there
<2022-10-31T23:03:32.000Z> elftummy: No Canada basically banned gunsI'm saying I'm in north Dakota so if I dressed as a moose or a Mountie, the Dakotans would shoot me 
<2022-10-31T23:25:42.000Z> mushroom_soup: Canada is so fucked 
<2022-10-31T23:54:24.000Z> elftummy: Oh yeah they're even worse than Pennsylvania 😆
<2022-11-01T00:28:00.000Z> mushroom_soup: Reeeeeeeeee
<2022-11-01T00:31:10.000Z> elftummy: Got'em 
<2022-11-01T01:08:22.000Z> mushroom_soup: 😭
<2022-11-01T01:36:44.000Z> elftummy attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/e378c7170d41e419beb324ea593b8e22b0e55e3b296d2c284a6a133b1599de42.jpg
<2022-11-01T01:43:43.000Z> mushroom_soup: BRUCE
<2022-11-01T01:43:57.000Z> mushroom_soup: i wish I was home with him
<2022-11-01T01:44:15.000Z> mushroom_soup: 9pm bus didn't come so I gotta wait until 10
<2022-11-01T02:37:00.000Z> elftummy: You need to get another Mussolini to make the buses run on time 
<2022-11-01T03:57:24.000Z> mushroom_soup: fr
<2022-11-02T01:12:18.000Z> mushroom_soup attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/38bec2d6bfa4afb4048a6491465bd78f12b6fed15747a9b1e86b8eab0b49a266.png
<2022-11-02T01:14:48.000Z> elftummy: That's hilarious. I'm surprised jews didn't jump on the opportunity because they love stallag stuff 
<2022-11-09T06:07:42.000Z> elftummy: Why are you still awake
<2022-11-09T06:07:51.000Z> mushroom_soup: it's only 1am
<2022-11-09T06:07:59.000Z> elftummy: On a week day
<2022-11-09T06:08:35.000Z> elftummy attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/f0dbda2bb4e945c1dbc521ca02e625fb5b998e776837f9e0af0a23e61b1e6cad.png
<2022-11-09T06:08:40.000Z> mushroom_soup: psh i don't have to get up till 9
<2022-11-09T06:08:45.000Z> mushroom_soup: awwwww
<2022-11-09T06:08:51.000Z> mushroom_soup: luv chimkin
<2022-11-09T06:09:18.000Z> elftummy: eat mor chickn 
<2022-11-09T06:37:03.000Z> mushroom_soup: chicken is underrated
<2022-11-09T06:37:14.000Z> mushroom_soup: people are used to the dry boring breast meat
<2022-11-09T06:37:20.000Z> mushroom_soup: thigh meat and wings are much better
<2022-11-09T06:51:51.000Z> elftummy: Yeah I prefer thighs to breasts. 
<2022-11-10T01:45:31.000Z> mushroom_soup: Don't forget the crispy skin 🤤
<2022-11-10T01:45:37.000Z> mushroom_soup: I may just be hungry lol
<2022-11-10T01:45:54.000Z> mushroom_soup: Gonna go home and have some chicken thighs with dinner 
<2022-11-10T02:06:50.000Z> elftummy: Skin's the best part. Go eat
<2022-11-10T03:22:19.000Z> mushroom_soup: c:
<2022-11-10T03:33:48.000Z> elftummy: Jeet? 
<2022-11-10T03:33:56.000Z> mushroom_soup: it's almost done
<2022-11-10T03:33:59.000Z> mushroom_soup: smells yummm
<2022-11-10T03:37:57.000Z> elftummy: nice
<2022-11-10T03:43:30.000Z> mushroom_soup: so good
<2022-11-10T03:43:38.000Z> mushroom_soup: i got this garlic citrus seasoning from trader joes
<2022-11-10T03:43:40.000Z> mushroom_soup: 10/19
<2022-11-10T03:43:45.000Z> mushroom_soup: 10/10
<2022-11-10T03:44:45.000Z> elftummy: Is that like kroger's lemon garlic seasoning?
<2022-11-10T03:46:05.000Z> mushroom_soup: probably
<2022-11-10T03:46:40.000Z> elftummy: I've got a bunch of that in my fridge I gotta cook-up soon.Usually I cook a bunch of it all at once and eat it over the course of a week
<2022-11-10T03:47:38.000Z> mushroom_soup: yum
<2022-11-10T03:49:03.000Z> elftummy: despite my proclivities I don't eat much myself. Usually just some sorta soup 3 days a week and some meat+rice the other 4 days
<2022-11-10T03:51:16.000Z> mushroom_soup: boring
<2022-11-10T03:51:44.000Z> elftummy: Yeah it's boring but I don't have a lot of time to devote to cooking, and I can't stand cooking for myself.
<2022-11-10T03:54:53.000Z> mushroom_soup: why not?
<2022-11-10T03:56:49.000Z> elftummy: I don't have a lot of time because I work a lot, sleep a lot, go to the gym a lot.I can't stand cooking for myself because it's hard making small portions and it feels soul-less & flat because it's just for me. 
<2022-11-10T03:58:02.000Z> mushroom_soup: yeah cooking for just one person is annoying
<2022-11-10T03:58:25.000Z> mushroom_soup: i like cooking for myself because even if it's not perfect it's still ok
<2022-11-10T03:58:28.000Z> mushroom_soup: for example
<2022-11-10T03:58:42.000Z> mushroom_soup: i just threw chicken thighs and frozen green beans on a sheet and put it in the oven
<2022-11-10T03:58:49.000Z> mushroom_soup: green beans a little burnt?
<2022-11-10T03:58:50.000Z> mushroom_soup: it's ok
<2022-11-10T03:58:54.000Z> mushroom_soup: still tastes good
<2022-11-10T03:59:44.000Z> elftummy: That's why I just decided to cook for 3 or 4 days at a time and I just eat the same thing for those 3 or 4 days.I like to see others benefit from my labor. I don't care nearly as much if it's just for my benefit.
<2022-11-10T04:01:37.000Z> mushroom_soup: eating yummy food is one of the best parts of my day
<2022-11-10T04:01:52.000Z> mushroom_soup: i'm sure it would be different if my life was different
<2022-11-10T04:03:14.000Z> elftummy: Yeah that makes sense.By the time I get home after work I don't want to think about anything I just want to unwind and look at funny pictures online. I don't want to think about eating, let alone cooking. It helps me to condense all that effort into two days a week
<2022-11-10T04:30:24.000Z> mushroom_soup: yeah i understand that
<2022-11-10T04:30:29.000Z> mushroom_soup: that's why i cook easy things
<2022-11-10T04:30:34.000Z> mushroom_soup: no energy after work
<2022-11-11T01:44:42.000Z> mushroom_soup: Luckily I have off tomorrow!
<2022-11-11T01:44:50.000Z> elftummy: sweet
<2022-11-11T01:46:05.000Z> mushroom_soup: :dance2: 
<2022-11-11T01:47:15.000Z> elftummy: I've gotta get up early I've gotta go make some money in the morning
<2022-11-11T05:36:16.000Z> mushroom_soup: get that bread
<2022-11-12T04:04:56.000Z> elftummy: I made 20,000 breads today :)
<2022-11-12T04:43:53.000Z> mushroom_soup: bruh
<2022-11-12T04:43:57.000Z> mushroom_soup: that's almost my yearly income
<2022-11-12T04:44:03.000Z> mushroom_soup: good job though
<2022-11-12T04:44:30.000Z> elftummy: Yes thank you it's not easy 
<2022-11-12T04:44:40.000Z> mushroom_soup: what did you do
<2022-11-12T04:45:27.000Z> mushroom_soup: you sold your body didn't you
<2022-11-12T04:45:51.000Z> elftummy: Sold a big lease. I have a commercial building and they pre-paid the first year to lock-in their rate for 3 years. 20k is the estimated post-tax post-expense profit 
<2022-11-12T05:14:36.000Z> mushroom_soup: nice
<2022-11-12T05:15:10.000Z> elftummy: 😎
<2022-11-12T05:15:57.000Z> mushroom_soup: do you have some champagne to break out when you make a deal?
<2022-11-12T05:17:49.000Z> elftummy: No I'm not super big into Champaign. I prefer a nice whiskey. Or tonight I have eggnog and apple beer 
<2022-11-12T05:20:18.000Z> mushroom_soup: very festive
<2022-11-12T05:20:22.000Z> mushroom_soup: it's gross and rainy here
<2022-11-12T05:20:32.000Z> elftummy: It's been raining here all day too but I loveit
<2022-11-12T05:24:13.000Z> mushroom_soup: it's slightly too warm here 
<2022-11-12T05:24:16.000Z> mushroom_soup: it's just muggy
<2022-11-12T05:24:19.000Z> mushroom_soup: i need to have the fan on
<2022-11-12T05:25:43.000Z> elftummy: It's been nice and cool here. 65 and no humidity in the day and 40 at night 
<2022-11-12T05:26:32.000Z> mushroom_soup: it's always humid here
<2022-11-12T05:26:35.000Z> mushroom_soup: reeee
<2022-11-12T05:26:38.000Z> mushroom_soup: not good for the hair lol
<2022-11-12T05:27:50.000Z> elftummy: That's understandable. I don't have the same issue but I still hate humidity 
<2022-11-12T05:31:45.000Z> mushroom_soup: you men have it so easy
<2022-11-12T05:31:46.000Z> mushroom_soup: lol
<2022-11-12T05:32:20.000Z> elftummy: humidity makes my beard all scratchy but I have balm for that
<2022-11-12T05:43:42.000Z> mushroom_soup: nice
<2022-11-12T05:43:46.000Z> mushroom_soup: beards are cool
<2022-11-12T05:49:19.000Z> elftummy: Boomers hate young people in business so it makes me look like one of them lol. 
<2022-11-12T06:12:42.000Z> mushroom_soup: haha
<2022-11-12T06:13:46.000Z> mushroom_soup: also beards look good on men
<2022-11-12T06:14:33.000Z> elftummy: I can't be a megaracist giant guy without one
<2022-11-12T07:29:18.000Z> mushroom_soup: Hot
<2022-11-12T07:32:10.000Z> elftummy: yeah
<2022-11-12T12:53:50.000Z> mushroom_soup: Found something on Instagram for you 
<2022-11-12T12:53:56.000Z> mushroom_soup attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/fe17b25013869d7867e5f5190da493532444dee87f0ed02d822d66b5a3fe8491.png
<2022-11-12T17:07:06.000Z> elftummy: Lol Instagram keeps showing me female weight loss propaganda
<2022-11-12T17:28:47.000Z> mushroom_soup: F
<2022-11-12T17:29:06.000Z> mushroom_soup: You need to look up underpants ads they usually show at least one fat girl 
<2022-11-12T17:33:20.000Z> mushroom_soup: instagram.com/reel/CkW9-4vLqrg/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
<2022-11-12T17:34:48.000Z> mushroom_soup: instagram.com/reel/CkQbOoyvtIP/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
<2022-11-12T17:34:59.000Z> mushroom_soup: They do have good underwear 
<2022-11-12T17:43:44.000Z> elftummy: Yeah I've been to target and I've been to torrid even and usually they choose really ugly models on purpose, and even if they have a good looking plus size gal they make her wear granny panties pulled-up basically to her rib cage 
<2022-11-12T18:41:32.000Z> mushroom_soup: Those are the comfy ones reeeeeee
<2022-11-12T18:43:57.000Z> elftummy: Really?? lmao. 
<2022-11-12T18:44:32.000Z> mushroom_soup: Yes
<2022-11-12T18:44:47.000Z> mushroom_soup: Have to come up over the tummt
<2022-11-12T18:44:55.000Z> mushroom_soup: Not get wedged in the fupa
<2022-11-12T18:46:23.000Z> elftummy: I've never known anyone who wore underwear that way who wasn't also 70 years old
<2022-11-12T20:08:53.000Z> mushroom_soup: This is what living alone has done to me.......
<2022-11-12T20:09:15.000Z> mushroom_soup: I mean it's just pulled up to under the belly button!
<2022-11-12T20:10:11.000Z> elftummy: That's not so bad. the adverts always pull it up way over the top
<2022-11-12T20:16:34.000Z> mushroom_soup: Gotta cover up the stretch marks
<2022-11-12T20:19:51.000Z> elftummy: Nooooo 😭
<2022-11-12T20:22:14.000Z> mushroom_soup: Besides it feels good to have your tummy held in
<2022-11-12T20:24:13.000Z> elftummy: Tummy must be freed
<2022-11-12T21:49:01.000Z> mushroom_soup: Last thing I need is my tummy going wild
<2022-11-12T22:25:19.000Z> elftummy: Feral tumby 
<2022-11-12T22:27:56.000Z> mushroom_soup: Me after I drink some dairy
<2022-11-12T22:44:32.000Z> elftummy: Italian moment lol
<2022-11-12T23:03:40.000Z> mushroom_soup: reeee
<2022-11-12T23:44:59.000Z> mushroom_soup: bruce has finally gotten up the courage to jump up on my lap and now he's constantly up tehre
<2022-11-12T23:58:21.000Z> elftummy: That's great! My cat never does. She hates being held and hates being petted but also begs for attention constantly
<2022-11-13T00:04:25.000Z> mushroom_soup: haha
<2022-11-13T00:04:28.000Z> mushroom_soup: typical woman
<2022-11-13T00:05:12.000Z> mushroom_soup: kitties are so silly
<2022-11-13T00:06:34.000Z> elftummy: Yeah I just force her to let me hold her once a day. And at night she sleeps between my pillow and the wall
<2022-11-13T02:51:19.000Z> mushroom_soup: awww
<2022-11-13T02:51:30.000Z> mushroom_soup: ready to sit on your face and kill you at a moments notice
<2022-11-13T02:52:26.000Z> elftummy: Yes
<2022-11-13T03:05:11.000Z> mushroom_soup: Just like your future wife
<2022-11-13T03:15:22.000Z> elftummy: I hope so 😭
<2022-11-13T12:02:58.000Z> mushroom_soup: Death by chub
<2022-11-13T17:29:38.000Z> mushroom_soup: But fat and happy 
<2022-11-13T17:29:43.000Z> mushroom_soup: So its worth it
<2022-11-13T17:29:59.000Z> mushroom_soup: Wait ignore those
<2022-11-13T17:30:05.000Z> mushroom_soup: Wrong person 
<2022-11-13T17:30:23.000Z> mushroom_soup: That was for doob telling me he keeps like 10lbs of cheese at all times 
<2022-11-13T17:59:14.000Z> elftummy: Lol 10lb? That's hilarious
<2022-11-13T19:04:28.000Z> mushroom_soup: Legend 
<2022-11-14T00:35:46.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/slugbox/status/1591858334092648449?s=20&t=u0NbZb9QbVfVz8fFKIUEtA
<2022-11-14T00:36:14.000Z> elftummy: Yee Haw
<2022-11-14T19:28:01.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/higuysimgracie/status/1592226958196473857?t=el9slK-KBb20kgqSpEFABA&s=19
<2022-11-14T20:05:47.000Z> elftummy: That is how you honk a clown 🤡
<2022-11-14T21:23:37.000Z> mushroom_soup: :honk: 
<2022-11-15T04:44:50.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/Yoda4ever/status/1592208239495499778?t=5aw0GeFv86j2C3QftqTlTQ&s=19
<2022-11-15T13:29:36.000Z> elftummy: What a stupid cat lol. Mine used to do that so I got a big heavy litterbox and it fixed the problem 
<2022-11-15T17:37:27.000Z> mushroom_soup: my cat gets the zoomies after he poops
<2022-11-15T17:37:36.000Z> mushroom_soup: i think cats just might be extra silly when they're pooping
<2022-11-15T18:14:57.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/DontShowYourCat/status/1592553009749581824?s=20&t=N0M-Uz6WET2elTYtWfPxhQ
<2022-11-15T18:38:02.000Z> elftummy: Orange cats especially 
<2022-11-15T18:40:11.000Z> mushroom_soup: one orange braincel
<2022-11-15T19:14:58.000Z> elftummy attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/fd13c97cbc9a7a2a7313389a248fa41c362b503eedf1fc0026c6387f80730443.jpg
<2022-11-15T21:50:51.000Z> mushroom_soup: BEANS
<2022-11-15T22:08:22.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/Yoda4ever/status/1592594784631373826?s=20&t=YCqFAM8LC5C7YhLBYe2Odw
<2022-11-17T19:16:04.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/KezieDra/status/1593287305078398978?t=HHBn3gXfL5NBkKiD_IQjqw&s=19
<2022-11-17T19:36:23.000Z> elftummy: Cute!! 
<2022-11-22T01:18:38.000Z> mushroom_soup: reddit.com/r/OneOrangeBraincell/comments/z1353b/my_orange_kitten_keeps_trying_to_play_with_fire/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
<2022-11-22T01:19:11.000Z> elftummy: That's why I can't have candles at home
<2022-11-22T01:53:51.000Z> mushroom_soup: Specifically because of orange cat 
<2022-11-22T01:54:11.000Z> elftummy: Yes
<2022-11-22T02:00:11.000Z> mushroom_soup: :ablobcathyper: 
<2022-11-22T02:02:23.000Z> elftummy attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/85763d700758ad9e580c38eb6d0f77d54db81665e41d67298cd4d73aaf3ea160.gif
<2022-11-22T02:19:21.000Z> mushroom_soup attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/15aa13362dc2c1deb3681db0e1de36df457cd4685e7355ca0bdadbee12d8cff8.jpg
<2022-11-22T02:26:04.000Z> elftummy attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/0f42d1f128df03803e49888aa5206ad8439dd5af84493c6118ea9056ae42dd84.mp4
<2022-11-22T03:57:01.000Z> mushroom_soup: live footage of me
<2022-11-22T03:57:17.000Z> elftummy: every night lol
<2022-11-23T03:58:33.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/TweetsOfCats/status/1595202075104796672?s=20&t=HPArOXGUMhz5XdbdUbVIag
<2022-11-24T05:10:06.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/Yoda4ever/status/1595395489146408960?t=0xbg-xBiMnY-FB8LxKDWnw&s=19
<2022-12-06T17:20:22.000Z> elftummy attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/91a6b2de8681195417438ca8c6f6371b2ed6ae9952c709476ccef6ec00f2c074.jpg
<2022-12-06T17:53:54.000Z> elftummy attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/9b7dd93640f5aa1c6135f0186004c01c81ab5e30c9919cfc6aca96831241b5a6.jpg
<2022-12-06T17:59:50.000Z> mushroom_soup: Orange posse 
<2022-12-06T18:00:58.000Z> elftummy: Shithead and pissbaby woke me up super early this morning by clawing the crap out of my arm. 
<2022-12-06T19:14:25.000Z> mushroom_soup: They wanted cuddles!
<2022-12-06T19:14:38.000Z> mushroom_soup: Bruce will do that to me
<2022-12-06T19:22:20.000Z> elftummy: No they wanted violence. I shouldn't be upset; they learned terrorism from me 
<2022-12-06T21:37:36.000Z> mushroom_soup: Father I crave violence
<2022-12-06T21:49:23.000Z> mushroom_soup: Mr B only craves cuddles
<2022-12-09T16:56:05.000Z> mushroom_soup attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/0f29972ad60eb05223e4d41dd8c300bf108003db38490fdf3d0efd5f4c7dfce2.jpg
<2022-12-09T16:56:57.000Z> elftummy: That is just like my cats but devils on both shoulders 
<2022-12-09T18:08:38.000Z> mushroom_soup attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/58d645692d44ffb38abc43ef6a6e1a64386a2dfee1d367d14c28e5f8b7b5e5c9.jpg
<2022-12-09T19:45:40.000Z> mushroom_soup attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/212935e10bb4f7eb1c33150d86f1f7a47c1df5569ff6239e6b2e2af55665734b.jpg
<2022-12-09T19:48:01.000Z> elftummy: Fat witch 🥰
<2022-12-09T20:06:53.000Z> mushroom_soup: You can save her from the devil
<2022-12-09T20:50:56.000Z> elftummy: Yes Burger correction is needed 
<2022-12-09T21:20:48.000Z> mushroom_soup attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/e2450ac60e38d018a56a6a9bf5c58ddde5a60d692e77eb48a4e6d1e4a8b9bb1b.jpg
<2022-12-09T21:21:03.000Z> mushroom_soup: Uncanny
<2022-12-09T21:24:37.000Z> elftummy: It's the same picture 
<2022-12-09T21:29:28.000Z> mushroom_soup: Drumbstick
<2022-12-09T21:31:42.000Z> elftummy: Drumstick, Dumbstick, dummy thicc
<2022-12-09T21:32:08.000Z> mushroom_soup: Lol
<2022-12-09T22:33:42.000Z> elftummy: Look at this silliness  https://i.poastcdn.org/0212e731e8a56ed54f184b807596d3731a46c693f2cd321fc7bb41e2165270f8.jpg
<2022-12-09T23:25:29.000Z> mushroom_soup: Needs a slide 
<2022-12-09T23:40:55.000Z> mushroom_soup: Also you don't want a bunk bed you don't want a girl small enough to be safe on a top bunk
<2022-12-10T00:15:29.000Z> elftummy: Yeah thats true I didn't consider it. They don't make box springs with enough capacity for me. I've gotta use cinder blocks 
<2022-12-10T00:18:07.000Z> mushroom_soup: I've seen commercials for mattresses made for fat people 
<2022-12-10T00:19:04.000Z> mushroom_soup: bigfigmattress.com/the-big-fig?utm_id=go_cmp-1632583583_adg-61205428774_ad-640006409750_kwd-348042431730_dev-m_ext-&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_keyword=big%20fig%20mattress&utm_creative=640006409750&gclid=Cj0KCQiA1sucBhDgARIsAFoytUsyHn4WqzCZ9U5Kk5FUWWcoQrgNcXQMdncO6M3wpOYD6Q73_rqHeScaAueHEALw_wcB
<2022-12-10T00:19:14.000Z> mushroom_soup: Link gore
<2022-12-10T00:24:18.000Z> elftummy: Lol! Yeah that's a scam. I've had bed frames like the ones they sell break before. I haven't had any women over to my place since I last moved so I haven't worried about it I've just got a cheapo Walmart bedframe right now
<2022-12-10T00:42:32.000Z> mushroom_soup: Sigma grindset is having your mattress on the floor 
<2022-12-10T00:42:49.000Z> mushroom_soup: I think I've broken a bedframe while fucking before 
<2022-12-10T00:42:53.000Z> mushroom_soup: Ikea one 
<2022-12-10T00:44:52.000Z> elftummy: Yeah they're easy to break ngl. I've lost count of the ones I've broken. Most women are pretty judgemental if I've got it on the floor. Though when I was in college that was the way to do it because my bed was up on a loft 
<2022-12-10T01:06:28.000Z> mushroom_soup: Haha
<2022-12-10T01:07:00.000Z> mushroom_soup: My sleeping arrangement was a futon mattress on the floor for a good while
<2022-12-10T01:07:34.000Z> mushroom_soup: Until an ex donated a mattress and bedframe to me
<2022-12-10T01:08:43.000Z> elftummy: It's easy. At my last place I had two memory foam mattresses on top of pallets but I threw the pallets away when I moved because a lot of crossbars were broken 
<2022-12-10T01:09:23.000Z> mushroom_soup: Need to figure out how to get a new mattress, mine has a dent where I sleep lol
<2022-12-10T01:10:18.000Z> elftummy: Walmart is probably the best bet. They're pretty cheap and they come in a box for easy transport. 
<2022-12-10T01:12:12.000Z> elftummy: Iirc the box has wheels too. I haven't bought one in a while 
<2022-12-10T01:46:12.000Z> mushroom_soup: I glanced at your reply for a sec and thought it said they have a hot wheels bed 
<2022-12-10T01:46:28.000Z> mushroom_soup: Which is also cool
<2022-12-10T02:00:05.000Z> elftummy: I'm not autistic enough for that lol
<2022-12-10T02:15:12.000Z> mushroom_soup: I am autistic to want this bed https://i.poastcdn.org/a8bfe25f1fcf46c95b185ae672448a53ddc84330b5d948f06481a0aa543355e2.jpg
<2022-12-10T02:15:14.000Z> mushroom_soup: Lol
<2022-12-10T02:20:18.000Z> elftummy: I would totally have an old victorian bed with curtains. Also a night cap and a little candle to walk around like in a Christmas Carol  https://i.poastcdn.org/a1f62ebcf7a79a1d5bf3fd4873845187a5a115f7e8ff1869b04d78c9a79fa7ca.jpg
<2022-12-10T04:10:49.000Z> mushroom_soup: yay
<2022-12-10T04:12:07.000Z> mushroom_soup attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/6c323ad7760d0fad8e091f0179dc80a830a20e8324f5bdba0dc5bd315b8feacd.png
<2022-12-10T04:12:32.000Z> elftummy: Woah he's literally me
<2022-12-11T05:34:32.000Z> elftummy: Are you actually within the city limits of Pittsburgh? 
<2022-12-11T05:43:36.000Z> elftummy: If you're in the city limits you can contact 311 and ask them what to do. If you're outside of pittsburgh you can still try to see what to do dialing 412-255-2621pittsburghpa.gov/311/contacting-311If you are in a govt-assisted housing (HUD) you can report the landlord here: hud.gov/complaints/badlandlord
<2022-12-11T13:40:02.000Z> mushroom_soup: Ok thank you friend 
<2022-12-11T13:40:07.000Z> mushroom_soup: I am in the limits 
<2022-12-11T13:40:39.000Z> mushroom_soup: Like I said I haven't bugged them about it too much because my rent is usually a bit late and also I don't like strangers in my apartment lol
<2022-12-11T21:12:22.000Z> elftummy: Yeah I get that. Even when I was a rentoid I never let my landlord fix anything, I fixed it myself. I didn't want maintenance guys coming-in and bothering my space
<2022-12-18T19:06:29.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/k3llij3llib3lli/status/1604506777617240064?t=-FKmjOexu5rX11OPemCtOw&s=19
<2022-12-18T19:25:29.000Z> elftummy: I've never understood yerrow fever. She's got some cute stretch marks though 
<2022-12-18T21:28:06.000Z> mushroom_soup: I didnt even realize she was yerrow lol
<2022-12-18T21:30:09.000Z> elftummy: Probably hapa but I'm just too racist. :akkoshrug: This twitter user is more my speed:
<2022-12-18T21:30:10.000Z> elftummy: twitter.com/GingerBunnyH/status/1575975789329203201?s=20&t=Yah_LIeeHKLgdKfUWBFOOQ
<2022-12-18T21:31:31.000Z> mushroom_soup: I know how you feel about arms 
<2022-12-18T21:34:37.000Z> elftummy: She's one of the few women I've seen and thought "yeah she's big enough". Bigger is great obviously but I'm content at that size 
<2022-12-18T21:41:52.000Z> mushroom_soup: Lol
<2022-12-18T21:43:46.000Z> elftummy: Am I retarded? Yes. But I am free 
<2022-12-18T21:50:54.000Z> mushroom_soup: :solidsnakesalute: 
<2022-12-18T21:51:21.000Z> mushroom_soup: I'll send you a picture of my arms if you call in a bomb threat to my job so I can go the fuck home
<2022-12-18T21:54:18.000Z> mushroom_soup: Hate this place
<2022-12-18T21:54:21.000Z> elftummy: I would appreciate that but unfortunately I can't commit any terrorism until I sell my company and convert my cash to guns and stuff :(
<2022-12-18T22:28:58.000Z> mushroom_soup: A little terrorism, as a treat
<2022-12-18T22:29:41.000Z> elftummy: Do you still work at target? 
<2022-12-18T22:32:12.000Z> mushroom_soup: Yes
<2022-12-18T22:32:23.000Z> mushroom_soup: Mainly in their Starbucks 
<2022-12-18T22:32:31.000Z> mushroom_soup: And also pizza hut
<2022-12-18T22:33:39.000Z> elftummy: I didn't know Targets still had restaurants in them lol. I thought they were all converted to starbs. Does it at least pay decent?
<2022-12-18T22:47:42.000Z> mushroom_soup: $15 an hour but that comes out to being like $60 for a full shift somehow
<2022-12-18T22:49:09.000Z> elftummy: Are you paying for insurance or something? 
<2022-12-18T22:49:40.000Z> mushroom_soup: Yeah health insurance 
<2022-12-18T22:50:16.000Z> elftummy: That makes sense then. Insurance is stupid expensive. 
<2022-12-18T22:50:58.000Z> mushroom_soup: :crying_cat_2: 
<2022-12-18T22:51:50.000Z> mushroom_soup: I hate this gay clown world
<2022-12-18T22:52:28.000Z> elftummy: Yeah. It really sucks. I don't even buy any insurance for myself. But I never get super sick except once every few years. 
<2022-12-18T22:55:04.000Z> mushroom_soup: I've needed the dental this year
<2022-12-18T22:55:18.000Z> mushroom_soup: And I need to have yearly checkups to keep getting refills on my meds 
<2022-12-18T22:56:56.000Z> elftummy: Yeah that's understandable. Do you have the holidays off though?
<2022-12-18T23:05:42.000Z> mushroom_soup: I have Thursday Friday and Sunday off 
<2022-12-18T23:06:32.000Z> mushroom_soup: Can't wait to sleep for 14 hours and craft all day
<2022-12-18T23:07:04.000Z> elftummy: That's pretty good :) I slept waaaay too much this weekend
<2022-12-18T23:16:06.000Z> mushroom_soup: Impossible to sleep too much
<2022-12-18T23:18:13.000Z> elftummy: Yeah I just hate the feeling of wasting my weekends 
<2022-12-19T14:14:56.000Z> mushroom_soup: I do too
<2022-12-19T14:15:01.000Z> mushroom_soup: But I can't help it 
<2022-12-19T14:15:06.000Z> mushroom_soup attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/77d9835e25022e85502bbbdfab8df852ba7a70f388c02d2824ee297b9b64fff1.jpg
<2022-12-19T19:29:46.000Z> elftummy attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/54c707d7509b81e03d7c82e6be9fe44849548efe2eba9c0c937ed95ac3d73923.png
<2022-12-19T19:29:47.000Z> elftummy: me rn
<2022-12-19T19:31:53.000Z> mushroom_soup: Soup time 
<2022-12-19T19:38:20.000Z> elftummy: I think I'm most looking-forward to my parents' chicken soup this holiday. I didn't get any for Thanksgiving because I was too sick. Does your family make a big to-do about Christmas? 
<2022-12-19T19:39:23.000Z> mushroom_soup: I don't have any family around here
<2022-12-19T19:39:30.000Z> mushroom_soup attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/05cba6d0fa8e6dc059db53a17cf6503d2ca148fb2491b6a9c147b594d3e04640.jpg
<2022-12-19T19:39:51.000Z> mushroom_soup: We used to have a family gathering when I was a kid
<2022-12-19T19:40:20.000Z> elftummy attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/53def93679c421f1a1110d37ecc3bb27e9d173cb05ce984e27800040c4d481aa.mov
<2022-12-19T19:40:23.000Z> elftummy: Ah I'm sorry to hear that
<2022-12-19T19:42:45.000Z> mushroom_soup attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/f76f183a9d928aac631d805450eb10f4e1c1359791eeb176686d729cdec106bb.jpg
<2022-12-19T19:42:49.000Z> mushroom_soup: It's ok
<2022-12-19T19:43:20.000Z> mushroom_soup: I do love Christmas though
<2022-12-19T19:46:08.000Z> elftummy: That cat is how I feel when I step in a puddle while wearing socks & crocs 
<2022-12-19T20:54:02.000Z> mushroom_soup: Are Crocs actually comfortable 
<2022-12-19T20:54:44.000Z> elftummy: Yes they're very comfortable. Especially so for me because you see I wear size 16s, and almost no shoes are made that big, and the ones that are, are not made very high quality.
<2022-12-19T20:56:19.000Z> mushroom_soup: I want them so I can do this
<2022-12-19T20:57:07.000Z> mushroom_soup attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/2c36a3b651f816e5dc82cc10d43a44442af5970f6bdfee5e0a59e31047ecc025.png
<2022-12-19T20:57:16.000Z> mushroom_soup: Post feet pics
<2022-12-19T20:58:57.000Z> elftummy: Here's foot 
<2022-12-19T20:59:34.000Z> elftummy attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/a313b9e2842b9778e377037753a057ee9170e975ffef7dbb6a6b70877ab049b7.jpg
<2022-12-19T21:00:32.000Z> mushroom_soup: Hmmmmm doesn't look super big to me
<2022-12-19T21:02:36.000Z> elftummy attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/83ab892828c3d887ca89ffb37a3f7e7e7716d80f645020df9c5f4182dcc6df2a.jpg
<2022-12-19T21:02:55.000Z> elftummy: 24oz coffee cup for scale I guess
<2022-12-19T21:02:57.000Z> mushroom_soup: Hahaha foot coffee
<2022-12-19T21:04:14.000Z> mushroom_soup: My feet are average size but my hands are small
<2022-12-19T21:04:59.000Z> elftummy: Average shoe size for men is between 10 and 12 but I wear 15s in boots or 16s in shoes. I have no idea if my hands are big or not. They're 8" from fingertip to wrist 
<2022-12-19T21:08:20.000Z> mushroom_soup attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/cdd43acd120f86294f4fc862de80ad29f1efb33093b7dbe06b4debdcd7459416.jpg
<2022-12-19T21:08:24.000Z> mushroom_soup: Pie for scale
<2022-12-19T21:08:30.000Z> mushroom_soup: My hands are pretty rough
<2022-12-19T21:09:25.000Z> mushroom_soup: Uh 'i want them so I can do this' was supposed to send with the pic of the crocs
<2022-12-19T21:10:45.000Z> elftummy: It's a common glitch on the husky app. It didn't come-through on my end but I know what you're talking about. 
<2022-12-19T21:44:52.000Z> mushroom_soup attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/01b9716e0617e698e87d68b8f3f60554442b96d9d8617c30f1621d3904138fff.png
<2022-12-19T21:45:01.000Z> mushroom_soup attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/24180e13b0cb786735d0787c0160ceb745f809cfebf1ce41e962e8963622b52d.png
<2022-12-19T21:45:18.000Z> mushroom_soup attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/a73eaf3c917ccb1ed0186fd4073f5b216021d80490139528de0899c034e40d07.png
<2022-12-19T21:45:56.000Z> elftummy: California kikes won't stop crying until every last woman looks like a holocaust PSA
<2022-12-19T21:48:10.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/SameeraKhan/status/1260488263791529985?t=wtf6CuwBlzrCzRoCaeFppg&s=19
<2022-12-19T21:48:16.000Z> mushroom_soup: Jesus fucking Christ 
<2022-12-19T21:48:55.000Z> mushroom_soup attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/e2d494fd80ef0271264e1df27e751ffbbadcde4e46e2e2cff264bb042b4df607.png
<2022-12-19T21:49:49.000Z> elftummy: All plastic surgeons should be shot tbh. Plastic surgery was supposed to be for men to help recover from mangled faces from war, not make whores look like skeletor
<2022-12-19T21:51:54.000Z> mushroom_soup: I dont understand how you can make yourself look like that then tell other women they're being immodest 
<2022-12-19T21:53:09.000Z> elftummy: Brain parasite. Also the biggest bully of women is other women xD
<2022-12-19T21:53:34.000Z> mushroom_soup: This is sadly true 
<2022-12-19T21:56:28.000Z> elftummy attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/d7f88249bb106166c364b99c0763106d0d8febe174746d8247074f86995b4cb8.jpg
<2022-12-19T21:56:36.000Z> elftummy: drink corn syrup :)
<2022-12-19T21:58:38.000Z> mushroom_soup: Ok thank you for the advice
<2022-12-19T22:01:17.000Z> elftummy: It's the secret to growing big and strong the government doesn't want you to know about
<2022-12-19T22:34:02.000Z> mushroom_soup: Whoa
<2022-12-19T22:37:12.000Z> elftummy: Can I see your arms without calling-in a bomb threat anywhere? 
<2022-12-19T23:51:43.000Z> mushroom_soup: sure
<2022-12-19T23:52:54.000Z> mushroom_soup: tomorrow
<2022-12-19T23:58:41.000Z> elftummy: Nice 🙂
<2022-12-20T00:13:55.000Z> mushroom_soup: im already home today and undressed and shit
<2022-12-20T00:14:26.000Z> elftummy: Yeah I get that. I'm going soup mode rn 
<2022-12-20T00:16:26.000Z> mushroom_soup: ideal mode
<2022-12-20T00:19:26.000Z> elftummy attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/dbaec15c5588c17aa545856400aee13044e730129b3bb007ec98ec33a8522a86.jpg
<2022-12-20T00:22:20.000Z> mushroom_soup: nice
<2022-12-20T00:22:25.000Z> mushroom_soup: i just went into pie mode
<2022-12-20T00:22:47.000Z> elftummy: That's not nearly enough pie for pie mode. 
<2022-12-20T00:22:57.000Z> mushroom_soup: oit
<2022-12-20T00:23:01.000Z> mushroom_soup: it's plenty of pie
<2022-12-20T00:23:03.000Z> mushroom_soup: i am full
<2022-12-20T00:26:19.000Z> elftummy: Very well then :thumbsupkonata:
<2022-12-20T01:29:59.000Z> mushroom_soup attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/742c667c71f3e5dfe882b1a1f1fe8753068b9cad6dd7af1411bc85eab1f2a98d.png
<2022-12-20T01:30:26.000Z> elftummy: That's a pretty hard choice but I think I'll pick little richard because he has a funny name 
<2022-12-20T01:36:00.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/PunchingCat/status/1604943172089417728?s=20&t=mp6ahcAXwWa8OMGzTnyHMw
<2022-12-20T01:37:13.000Z> elftummy: Me with my cats 
<2022-12-20T01:37:17.000Z> elftummy: Whether they like it or not
<2022-12-20T02:44:52.000Z> mushroom_soup: youtu.be/fk_cL2FJKWk
<2022-12-20T14:33:40.000Z> mushroom_soup: I'm fairly self conscious about them 
<2022-12-20T14:33:53.000Z> mushroom_soup attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/8dbdb2d2190f37f0f41d3fd38ae4d9fdb7e33c6c48250ff8b3cdef6bbbc27da8.jpg
<2022-12-20T14:34:05.000Z> mushroom_soup attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/41967dfdba8be273f17a77f8b13cdc7b828cd946566285bcd99dd88141e628c0.jpg
<2022-12-20T15:01:09.000Z> elftummy: I think they look great 😃
<2022-12-20T16:36:43.000Z> mushroom_soup: Lol you might be biased
<2022-12-20T16:49:12.000Z> mushroom_soup attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/a5d3943556bc722207e78fed5b38f502e7ca29b800dfd255a425d37667c67833.jpg
<2022-12-20T16:59:27.000Z> elftummy: Oh I'm definitely biased lol. And I'm sure you know this but all women are self conscious about everything even though there's always gonna be SOMEONE out there who likes it :shrug_akko: 
<2022-12-20T17:01:41.000Z> mushroom_soup: Even arm fat 
<2022-12-20T17:11:26.000Z> mushroom_soup attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/523bd51267192442cce2e89381062ec4ad5af2db7ddc15f7d5d33dddac770a78.jpg
<2022-12-20T17:18:26.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/WFmrx/status/1605223146692300800?t=D0nSQwVmQ6VppDJFPi1KXg&s=19
<2022-12-20T17:18:54.000Z> mushroom_soup: You on your big gf once you've gotten her on her back
<2022-12-20T17:40:16.000Z> elftummy: LMAO 🤣🤣
<2022-12-20T19:00:42.000Z> mushroom_soup: (she can't get up on her own)
<2022-12-20T19:16:50.000Z> elftummy: That's hot :sob2: 
<2022-12-20T20:42:54.000Z> mushroom_soup: Lol you're such a weirdo
<2022-12-21T02:53:24.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/PunchingCat/status/1605293258422112256?s=20&t=gbBjTZx23gKd22wO1liA-A
<2022-12-21T05:25:29.000Z> elftummy: Yes I'm weirdBut when you're rich they call it "being eccentric" and it's cool B)
<2022-12-21T11:48:48.000Z> mushroom_soup attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/d6df2bdcbb59213681b70c8fc325c3019178702c7c22573792d6d2b46921e68e.jpg
<2022-12-21T13:52:15.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/weirdlilguys/status/1605553674201112580?t=ve10P8g27JXaUnaMGkAqMw&s=19
<2022-12-21T20:53:38.000Z> elftummy: My cats are that stupid 
<2022-12-21T21:56:40.000Z> mushroom_soup: Lol
<2022-12-21T22:38:56.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/fasc1nate/status/1605640128348708864?t=1QDvpn0bOSJs-_JoZA5smA&s=19
<2022-12-23T05:28:05.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/PunchingCat/status/1606141412461858816?s=20&t=9psHLx2DqwAQE7Zm6bCx-A
<2022-12-23T20:48:27.000Z> elftummy: Lmao it's true 
<2022-12-23T21:54:17.000Z> mushroom_soup: staying warm?
<2022-12-23T21:55:53.000Z> elftummy: As warm as I can. I got snowed-in yesterday but my truck has 4WD and I'm fearless so I drove out in it to get some more alcohol and some food for the weekend. How's the weather over there? 
<2022-12-23T21:56:11.000Z> mushroom_soup: -25 or so with the windchill
<2022-12-23T21:56:22.000Z> mushroom_soup: power keeps cutting out for 10 seconds every 5 minutes which is a bit annoying
<2022-12-23T21:58:52.000Z> elftummy: The power here is notoriously spotty in winter but it's surprisingly been good so far (knock on wood). It's -2° but 30mph wind so it feels like -30°
<2022-12-23T22:00:59.000Z> mushroom_soup: i'm off today but go to work tomorrow
<2022-12-23T22:01:03.000Z> mushroom_soup: we'll see how the buses are running
<2022-12-23T22:01:59.000Z> elftummy: Rip. I let all my employees have this week off paid, next week off unpaid. I was gonna work but I'm lazy 
<2022-12-23T22:04:37.000Z> mushroom_soup: it's christmas time!
<2022-12-23T22:04:42.000Z> mushroom_soup: i wish target was taht generous
<2022-12-23T22:09:24.000Z> elftummy: TarGAYt would never lol. 
<2022-12-23T22:20:10.000Z> mushroom_soup: really wish my power would stop cycling
<2022-12-23T22:20:21.000Z> mushroom_soup: since it takes like a minute and a half for my computer to come back up
<2022-12-23T22:20:58.000Z> elftummy: You should get a surge protector with battery backup. 
<2022-12-23T22:24:20.000Z> mushroom_soup: oh is that what's happening?
<2022-12-23T22:26:26.000Z> elftummy: No surge protectors by themselves are good at preventing too much voltage from damaging your electronics but battery backup prevents too little voltage
<2022-12-23T22:27:12.000Z> elftummy: My pc and monitors can run without power for over an hour 
<2022-12-23T22:42:49.000Z> mushroom_soup: Nice 
<2022-12-23T22:43:05.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1606055202301149184?t=--Gog3acfckcQo91824nqA&s=19
<2022-12-23T22:44:30.000Z> mushroom_soup: Least clingy black cat 
<2022-12-23T22:47:39.000Z> mushroom_soup: Do you know what happened to froshe btw?
<2022-12-23T23:12:07.000Z> elftummy: Platinum is Frosche
<2022-12-23T23:13:12.000Z> mushroom_soup: wait who?
<2022-12-23T23:13:16.000Z> mushroom_soup: also power seems to have stabilized
<2022-12-23T23:14:09.000Z> elftummy: He goes by platinum and he's on a bunch of different instances simultaneously mainly NCD
<2022-12-23T23:40:30.000Z> mushroom_soup: oh shit
<2022-12-23T23:40:34.000Z> mushroom_soup: i missed talking to him
<2022-12-24T00:29:53.000Z> elftummy: Yeah he took a little break and came back as platinum 
<2022-12-24T00:39:05.000Z> mushroom_soup: i hope he's doing ok
<2022-12-24T00:40:12.000Z> elftummy: Last time I talked to him over vc (about a month) he was doing well but it's coming-up on a bad anniversary (sometime in January I think) so we'll see 
<2022-12-24T00:42:33.000Z> mushroom_soup: aww
<2022-12-24T14:18:15.000Z> mushroom_soup attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/3233f5da982eb9abb454bb4211ead2243eb02200a22013ce812e6debecb61bfd.jpg
<2022-12-24T14:38:13.000Z> elftummy: Merry Christmas
<2022-12-24T14:38:25.000Z> elftummy: Also my cats love the tub
<2022-12-24T16:38:05.000Z> mushroom_soup: Awwww
<2022-12-24T17:17:13.000Z> mushroom_soup: Free barbeque at work today
<2022-12-24T17:39:15.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/PunchingCat/status/1606514171746856960?t=Au0j735Gm9Ka9N-7B0AB1w&s=19
<2022-12-25T04:32:15.000Z> mushroom_soup attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/98d26600041c448364c6dd8e314a648f98e13a4add5fd70f5a12ae4d1c04df80.png
<2022-12-25T15:02:39.000Z> elftummy: Merry Christmas
<2022-12-26T04:43:59.000Z> mushroom_soup: Merry Christmas!
<2022-12-27T22:23:53.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/TweetsOfCats/status/1607722905403817987
<2022-12-27T22:30:25.000Z> elftummy: She sleepy
<2022-12-28T02:30:47.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/DontShowYourCat/status/1607919727799635968?s=20&t=BIAndYeMlGxIfmWkQeBFWQ
<2022-12-28T06:04:35.000Z> elftummy: He do be spittin straight fax doe
<2022-12-28T14:32:38.000Z> mushroom_soup attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/200aa69f6e624158ca48f6cdade7ee04692f890f83734163f6a3bb9969933262.jpg
<2022-12-29T00:45:46.000Z> elftummy: Cat can have a little slommy
<2022-12-29T00:46:08.000Z> elftummy attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/7f15dc8527a157399eda02cb1af4ef9414e65ac052562ef5446f9d62d49088b1.jpg
<2022-12-29T00:46:28.000Z> mushroom_soup: as a treat
<2022-12-29T00:46:51.000Z> elftummy: She did not accept the slombey
<2022-12-29T00:47:33.000Z> mushroom_soup: yuckeey human fud
<2022-12-29T00:47:52.000Z> elftummy: She prefers to eat plastic 
<2022-12-29T00:54:30.000Z> mushroom_soup: bruce only likes his meow mix
<2022-12-29T00:58:55.000Z> elftummy: My craps like investigating people food but only eat whatever crunchy shit I put in their bowl plus any plastic left around 
<2022-12-29T01:16:09.000Z> mushroom_soup: lol
<2022-12-29T01:19:05.000Z> mushroom_soup: bruce is only interested in sitting in my lap while i eat
<2022-12-29T01:19:09.000Z> mushroom_soup: and getting his tail in my food
<2022-12-29T14:57:49.000Z> elftummy: My craps refuse to sit in my lap. The best they'll do is step on my ribcage while I sleep. 
<2022-12-29T15:04:53.000Z> mushroom_soup: Once Bruce realizes he could sit in my lap it was all ogre 
<2022-12-29T15:05:01.000Z> mushroom_soup: Constantly wants to be there
<2022-12-29T15:17:51.000Z> elftummy: I have to force my craps to be held 
<2022-12-29T15:20:12.000Z> mushroom_soup: Black cats are especially clingy
<2022-12-29T15:21:07.000Z> mushroom_soup: youtu.be/U4ZLmzFLuvs
<2022-12-29T15:22:18.000Z> elftummy attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/5a6f1b27b7d50d55634670cb29e07fef444b1a894e24844e0859b48840f70bb6.jpg
<2022-12-29T15:26:09.000Z> mushroom_soup: Y is he
<2022-12-29T15:26:13.000Z> mushroom_soup: Rectangle 
<2022-12-29T15:26:39.000Z> elftummy: She always does this. I don't understand 
<2022-12-29T15:27:02.000Z> mushroom_soup attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/0267810678e220b21891d374a4391fdfe5729ffdce34f2323e07b5e1a9231c63.jpg
<2022-12-29T15:28:11.000Z> mushroom_soup: Rub her tumby
<2022-12-29T15:28:45.000Z> elftummy: She hates that 
<2022-12-29T15:29:02.000Z> mushroom_soup: She wants it I can tell 
<2022-12-29T15:29:22.000Z> elftummy: She wants violence 
<2022-12-29T15:30:53.000Z> mushroom_soup: Let her eat u
<2022-12-29T15:32:04.000Z> elftummy: She doesn't like the taste of people. She only likes crunchy food
<2022-12-29T15:33:38.000Z> mushroom_soup: Get her one of those floppy fishy toys
<2022-12-29T15:38:51.000Z> mushroom_soup attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/4b4e5de69e87a58808e17e12d0ab579ee82aa5482cb9f3e422eeab10500590bf.jpg
<2022-12-29T16:26:16.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/ShootaCat/status/1608326483495485442?t=9WHaW4j1ctpRHmXD2cYWdg&s=19
<2022-12-30T14:47:27.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/weirdlilguys/status/1608835045669703681?t=FewUo3_VvE4zHLucG7VV9Q&s=19
<2022-12-30T17:49:31.000Z> elftummy: My cats are spoilt. They drink from their little water fountain. Before I got the water fountain I would let them drink from the sink. One would stick her head directly into the water and the other would drink off of her head 
<2022-12-30T19:29:39.000Z> mushroom_soup: haha
<2022-12-30T19:37:04.000Z> mushroom_soup attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/2962482bb0275c6f9d9287ee3e7a9b64f964bbc51b7cec50858e012b3df7694e.png
<2022-12-30T22:42:16.000Z> elftummy attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/6d38d5ebff36e50466e21ca6b29aaec2f3056969bb4eff5c6758f64fc7986359.jpg
<2022-12-30T23:24:45.000Z> mushroom_soup: awwwww
<2022-12-31T13:37:52.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/TweetsOfCats/status/1609103230662762496?t=LlpUPEMM_cWZPM9Lca0Sdw&s=19
<2022-12-31T14:54:10.000Z> elftummy: Woah he's literally me
<2022-12-31T15:25:10.000Z> mushroom_soup: Fr
<2023-01-01T02:54:24.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/TweetsOfCats/status/1609342592105480192?s=20&t=zJQ3OAJo4-_P_rURsnjOqw
<2023-01-01T02:55:15.000Z> elftummy: Soup mode
<2023-01-01T20:03:41.000Z> mushroom_soup: twitter.com/BeratStuff/status/1609580412887568386?s=20&t=T4VpxXitSgA2XM187QiZEg
<2023-01-02T01:35:21.000Z> elftummy: Based cat
<2023-01-08T01:35:44.000Z> mushroom_soup attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/f6d5e1e8e665e61ab69621bb87a1138c363b13474fa4b8cb062930da843eb3c2.png
<2023-01-08T01:36:20.000Z> elftummy: nice
<2023-04-01T20:18:20.000Z> elftummy attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/61f81da59d721186f391a2e7ee2fc3650b0e5552711a6cd329d66e8c1f46cad0.png
<2023-04-01T21:03:30.000Z> mushroom_soup: nice i want one
<2023-04-01T21:03:49.000Z> elftummy: Next time I am in pittsburg lemme know and I'll drop it off
<2023-04-01T21:17:39.000Z> mushroom_soup: hype
<2023-04-18T04:12:46.000Z> elftummy: I was only half joking. I have nothing else to do in the morning lol. Im taking my business partner to the airport at 5:30
<2023-04-18T04:24:22.000Z> elftummy: If that's something you wanna do, or just want to grab breakfast or something, text or call me with an address to meet or pick you up 352-888-4687