<2021-07-08T18:29:15.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Don't mention it homie
<2021-07-10T13:37:43.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Hey chief, just wanted to say that none of my own anti-women poasting is personal. It's a necessary routine to keep that "Degradation of a hobby/fanbase" cycle from happening for a little while longer. You seem bright so I'm sure you understand and, for what it's worth, you seem pretty alright for a girl. I do have to prioritize the guys I share an ideal with here over anyone with a Y chromosome though. I wish it didn't have to be this way.
<2021-07-10T14:11:13.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I'd like that. Good luck with your brain mitigation
<2021-07-12T22:30:41.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I know for a fact that I'm going to regret asking, but what is the whole thing about half-life and catboy helmets?
<2021-07-12T22:38:48.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I see
<2021-07-12T22:39:44.000Z> WoodshopHandman: (doesn't get it at all)
<2021-07-12T22:42:48.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I mean I guess all the women I've known HAVE been into some pretty weird anime...
<2021-07-12T22:45:22.000Z> WoodshopHandman: wait a minute this voice seems familiar
<2021-07-12T22:45:44.000Z> WoodshopHandman: is this the cardboard fridge fax guy?
<2021-07-12T22:46:32.000Z> WoodshopHandman: lmao i knew it
<2021-07-12T22:46:46.000Z> WoodshopHandman: the fridge thing not the anime thing
<2021-07-12T22:46:49.000Z> WoodshopHandman: sorry about your bad taste btw
<2021-07-12T22:49:53.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I don't know what that is, but it has "kino" in the title so I'll assume that it is
<2021-07-12T22:50:40.000Z> WoodshopHandman: For me, it's FMA:B and TTGL, which are objectively the best anime created tbh
<2021-07-12T22:59:01.000Z> WoodshopHandman: yes it looks cure and I like that motorcycle a lot
<2021-07-12T22:59:05.000Z> WoodshopHandman: *cute
<2021-07-12T22:59:19.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I never watched shaman king growing up, but zatch bell was my jam
<2021-07-12T23:02:55.000Z> WoodshopHandman: drei und zwanzig, fraulein
<2021-07-12T23:06:19.000Z> WoodshopHandman: wow magnet I thought you were a zoomie
<2021-07-12T23:07:57.000Z> WoodshopHandman: don't worry, magpie, I believe you
<2021-07-12T23:13:10.000Z> WoodshopHandman: haha yeah sure would hate to be married already
<2021-07-12T23:15:54.000Z> WoodshopHandman: couldn't be me lol https://img.poast.org/e3a1072204f4bae524c5b0c24a32be00d6d60d9bce5972a2c2c50052c66897a7.jpg
<2021-07-12T23:33:56.000Z> WoodshopHandman: you've got some weird pictures saved, magazine
<2021-07-12T23:38:54.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I'll get it eventually, Magic Johnson
<2021-07-12T23:40:21.000Z> WoodshopHandman: oh come on that one was great
<2021-07-13T00:47:20.000Z> WoodshopHandman: yeah you better laugh, magma
<2021-07-13T00:47:41.000Z> WoodshopHandman: that was comedy gold
<2021-07-13T00:53:26.000Z> WoodshopHandman: no that was earlier when I didn't understand the catboy halflife thing (still don't)
<2021-07-13T00:55:01.000Z> WoodshopHandman: sure magnum whatever you say
<2021-07-13T00:55:50.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I don't understand how i am warmer when I'm just thinking of words starting with the same three letters
<2021-07-13T00:56:20.000Z> WoodshopHandman: mag
<2021-07-13T00:57:31.000Z> WoodshopHandman: magical, even
<2021-07-13T00:58:05.000Z> WoodshopHandman: what do you want me to say
<2021-07-13T00:58:14.000Z> WoodshopHandman: magnum and magazine are both words
<2021-07-13T00:58:17.000Z> WoodshopHandman: they start with mag
<2021-07-13T00:58:27.000Z> WoodshopHandman: what else is there, magnesium?
<2021-07-13T01:04:01.000Z> WoodshopHandman: cute
<2021-07-13T01:05:45.000Z> WoodshopHandman: What do you mean
<2021-07-13T01:05:52.000Z> WoodshopHandman: We're not supposed to use our real names?
<2021-07-13T01:05:57.000Z> WoodshopHandman: shit...
<2021-07-13T01:06:22.000Z> WoodshopHandman: it's okay i'm sure its a very common name
<2021-07-13T01:07:26.000Z> WoodshopHandman: haha that would be ridiculous...
<2021-07-13T01:08:21.000Z> WoodshopHandman: you jest, but there are days when I think I do just that
<2021-07-13T01:08:24.000Z> WoodshopHandman: at least it smells good
<2021-07-13T01:21:35.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Ah, so you're a chef AND a gamer
<2021-07-13T01:21:37.000Z> WoodshopHandman: quite the catch
<2021-07-13T01:23:11.000Z> WoodshopHandman: but are you good at it?
<2021-07-13T01:26:16.000Z> WoodshopHandman: That's fair and I'd probably grade myself the same tbh. Good with any open flame, not terribly good with anything that needs finesse
<2021-07-13T01:29:12.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I have had nothing to drink but raw milk and raw milk with creatine and protein powder for the last five months
<2021-07-13T01:29:17.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I would kill for a smoothie
<2021-07-13T01:35:45.000Z> WoodshopHandman: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, right?
<2021-07-13T01:37:29.000Z> WoodshopHandman: lmaooo
<2021-07-14T13:14:17.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Good morning, magnolia
<2021-07-14T13:14:20.000Z> WoodshopHandman: poast tummy
<2021-07-14T15:38:28.000Z> WoodshopHandman: That's cute
<2021-07-14T15:38:29.000Z> WoodshopHandman: poast tummy
<2021-07-14T15:40:58.000Z> WoodshopHandman: what will it take, woman?
<2021-07-14T16:12:58.000Z> WoodshopHandman: bro it's just tummy
<2021-07-14T16:13:07.000Z> WoodshopHandman: but i understand
<2021-07-14T16:14:03.000Z> WoodshopHandman: We will endure, tummiless men, battered by ourlonging for the soft abdominal skin of the prettier sex, just as we always have
<2021-07-14T16:17:06.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Every day goes by and the pain from the void where tummy pics should be grows stronger. We are in a purgatory where we are struck and beaten but are powerless to die, as death would mean escape from the want of tummy, and the powers that be will not allow that to happen, it seems.
<2021-07-14T16:19:54.000Z> WoodshopHandman: We carry on as cowboys, samurai, pirates; all in a quest without hope for tummy. We have forged many bonds and brotherhoods along the way, but nobody feels any closer to the goal than when we first started. The cruelty of the female gender, hoarding away the pics, knows no bounds. One begins to think that they hate us on personal, individual levels to have been dealt such scorn
<2021-07-14T16:20:42.000Z> WoodshopHandman: The one thing that could absolve this hell is the one thing I cannot get
<2021-07-14T16:20:47.000Z> WoodshopHandman: tummy
<2021-07-14T16:21:59.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Don't make promises you can't keep
<2021-07-14T16:22:40.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Giving false hope is the cruelest thing you can do
<2021-07-14T16:24:00.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Only if you do it in a cute, but dignified manner
<2021-07-14T16:25:11.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Only if they're cute shark teeth or fangs
<2021-07-14T16:26:41.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Gonna blow up and then act like you don't know nobody?
<2021-07-14T16:28:26.000Z> WoodshopHandman: youtube.com/watch?v=NOPIobI_0B8
<2021-07-14T16:29:43.000Z> WoodshopHandman: well since i've already doxed you, a tummy pic wouldn't hurt, right?
<2021-07-14T16:33:15.000Z> WoodshopHandman attached file https://img.poast.org/af27e320da997fb9f5bd632e4b7a41a2216de18e112fb6359409e286f07b8d9e.png
<2021-07-14T16:37:10.000Z> WoodshopHandman attached file https://img.poast.org/cf91d37cee6124dcf251c78db46fbf9607b19b9e988f15f005a84edf1c4aa25f.jpg
<2021-07-14T16:40:42.000Z> WoodshopHandman: They're better when they're fresh
<2021-07-14T16:41:38.000Z> WoodshopHandman: ew
<2021-07-14T16:41:40.000Z> WoodshopHandman: booba
<2021-07-14T16:42:04.000Z> WoodshopHandman: please do not send again thank you ma'am do the needful
<2021-07-14T16:43:43.000Z> WoodshopHandman: yes pls send tummys and bellys thank you ma'am pls
<2021-07-14T16:48:29.000Z> WoodshopHandman: More suffering, huh? I guess I'm used to it... https://img.poast.org/00f0a1fa0d60cb039e7a2b5b7af24dc66ff21d9322707a8efadd60dccc78abaa.jpg
<2021-07-14T16:51:30.000Z> WoodshopHandman: youtube.com/watch?v=vZa0Yh6e7dw
<2021-07-14T16:54:42.000Z> WoodshopHandman: first one's kind of a thiccy
<2021-07-14T16:54:49.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Not a fan of the schnoz in the second one
<2021-07-14T16:56:22.000Z> WoodshopHandman: why do you have these saved, anyway?
<2021-07-14T16:58:08.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I didn't know you were an artist
<2021-07-14T17:00:22.000Z> WoodshopHandman: wow
<2021-07-14T17:01:08.000Z> WoodshopHandman: If I felt like doxing people I'd just use the address data from my shirt store but all that's done is show me that I don't live anywhere near the cool people on here
<2021-07-14T17:06:06.000Z> WoodshopHandman: nah I just agree with Marty that you need to take back the little mundane things to have a cohesive "movement"
<2021-07-14T17:06:29.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I've always been "good" with computers and graphic design so it was a natural fit
<2021-07-14T17:06:53.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Plus I'm planning on having 3 stores total and this is the one for designs I'd actually wear
<2021-07-14T17:09:45.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Have you ever done custom bookbinding or re-covering?
<2021-07-14T17:11:22.000Z> WoodshopHandman: There's absolutely a market for that sort of thing, tbh
<2021-07-14T17:11:38.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I knew a guy at college that would re-bind textbooks for people
<2021-07-14T17:11:48.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Made a hell of a lot of money doing it
<2021-07-14T17:12:43.000Z> WoodshopHandman: There's a lot of potential for cutting out custom sized covers using customer submitted dimensions/sizing and then just mailing out the supplies and instructions
<2021-07-14T17:12:53.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Hell, even offer to do it yourself for a fee
<2021-07-14T17:13:30.000Z> WoodshopHandman: If I ever get around to finishing my novel, wanna design the cover for me?
<2021-07-14T17:19:27.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Fedpoasting: the novel, basically
<2021-07-14T17:19:57.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I've never read TD, so I wouldn't know
<2021-07-14T17:21:03.000Z> WoodshopHandman: It's about an inconspicuous man who works a regular job by day and goes around on his motorcycle by night unbolting stop signs, burning down adult video stores, slashing tires, etc.
<2021-07-14T17:22:10.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Meets the girl of his dreams and struggles with the fact that she'd see him as a menace if she knew what he was doing but also doesn't want to compromise on his ideals
<2021-07-14T17:23:19.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Yeah, it's kind of my take on Harassment Architecture, I guess
<2021-07-14T17:23:44.000Z> WoodshopHandman: SAME LMAO
<2021-07-14T17:24:10.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Minus the friends part
<2021-07-14T17:25:12.000Z> WoodshopHandman: But I stop for little old ladies in cross walks, I'm generally very friendly, I'm somewhat fit, etc. Nobody suspects anything.
<2021-07-14T17:29:48.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I, too, have certainly never done anything which could be considered illegal or extremist behavior
<2021-07-14T17:30:51.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Nothing that would make me so paranoid that I'd only talk about it in the middle of the woods without any microphone for at least a quarter mile in all directions
<2021-07-14T17:30:59.000Z> WoodshopHandman: haha that would be rediculous
<2021-07-14T17:33:20.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I don't think I've ever done that tbh
<2021-07-14T17:33:26.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Guess I'm a fraud
<2021-07-14T17:36:17.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Yeah, being in any major metropolitan area makes me feel extra cautious tbh. Gotta act even more like a normie than usual.
<2021-07-14T17:37:11.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I don't have a flag because I feel like that's clinging to something past. If we're going to get a revitalization of that sort of spirit, it's going to need to be its own thing, i think
<2021-07-14T17:40:07.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Also I wouldn't know how to buy one without coming off as sus
<2021-07-14T17:41:12.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I've lived around them all my life and know how to deal with them, so I'm only afraid when they're in large groups
<2021-07-14T17:44:16.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I got catcalled by two black girls at college once and I think I involuntarily started walking a little faster
<2021-07-14T17:46:51.000Z> WoodshopHandman: The way they called me "white boy" terrified me https://img.poast.org/91bc1df433ca0fbe19c493fb4f01333195d011ed4f455245ed5f7fad87ae730a.jpg
<2021-07-14T17:53:17.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I have since transcended any sense of fear. Went hiking up a small mountain once with a jug of water and two half-black half-spic guys come up and started doing some gay homo-erotic photoshoot for their snapchats near me while I'm sitting on the rocks, talking loud as fuck and scaring off the birds. One of them comes up and asks if he can have some of my water and I just said no. "Oh okay, man, cool". Then he walks back to his buddy and they start talking saying, no lie "We should just take his fucking water. I bet he goes down in one hit." And I'm sitting there thinking "DO IT. PLEASE. You'll get yeeted right of this cliff, so help me". I wish a nigga would.
<2021-07-14T17:55:32.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I will jump at any opportunity to get away with violence
<2021-07-14T17:56:07.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Not only would it have been legally justified, but the bodies wouldn't have been found for hours, if not days
<2021-07-14T17:58:02.000Z> WoodshopHandman: It was at the crack of dawn and there was nothing but forest covered in fog below. No cameras in the parking lot to get my plate either.
<2021-07-14T17:58:19.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Unironically made me start lifting harder back when the gyms were still not cucked