<2022-03-31T16:51:21.000Z> kaliyuga: would u like to see my joker cosplay
<2022-03-31T16:52:52.000Z> elftummy: OKay
<2022-03-31T16:55:34.000Z> kaliyuga attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/80d5186be6619ff2412e4daf5435cd829e11f2a344d14f5e6357e6dbb6cebd39.jpeg
<2022-03-31T16:55:48.000Z> kaliyuga: expose me as a woman and ill fucking kill you
<2022-03-31T16:56:39.000Z> elftummy: 1 I don't believe you are one2 I don't leak dms 🤝
<2022-03-31T16:56:46.000Z> elftummy: Nice pic though! 
<2022-03-31T16:57:17.000Z> kaliyuga: is my nigga impersonation too realistic 
<2022-03-31T16:57:22.000Z> kaliyuga: what can i say, i AM that nigga. 
<2022-03-31T16:58:50.000Z> elftummy: You remind me of someone from instagram. Your poasts are pretty funny and you should keep it up. You'll amass some good clout eventually. Best poasts contain clowns, elves, and tummy 
<2022-03-31T17:26:50.000Z> kaliyuga: ill give u my insta if you want it 
<2022-03-31T17:27:16.000Z> kaliyuga: i just act autistic on here LOL
<2022-03-31T17:27:38.000Z> elftummy: Yeah, sure. I never poast on there. About half of what I poast here is autistic larp, the rest is unfortunately authentic 
<2022-03-31T17:27:58.000Z> kaliyuga: @biblec0re
<2022-03-31T17:28:12.000Z> kaliyuga: i am not an egirl i swear...
<2022-03-31T17:28:18.000Z> kaliyuga: HAHAH
<2022-03-31T17:29:22.000Z> elftummy: I only ironically lust after e-girls. I'm too egotistical to survive anything Long Distance
<2022-03-31T17:33:44.000Z> kaliyuga: honestly, im looking to move out of the state im in as FAST as possible so i try to only date long distance
<2022-03-31T17:33:55.000Z> kaliyuga: also because everyone here is fucking ugly
<2022-03-31T17:34:27.000Z> kaliyuga: LIKE NOT EVEN EXAGGERATING i hate country boys 
<2022-03-31T17:34:36.000Z> kaliyuga: i dont want to be tied down here 
<2022-03-31T17:35:30.000Z> elftummy: I know your feeling. I grew up in the Midwest. Everyone was boring. I fled the midwest years ago to build my business and it was the best decision I ever made. 
<2022-03-31T17:55:18.000Z> kaliyuga: what kind of business do u run omg
<2022-03-31T17:56:04.000Z> elftummy: I own a whole bunch of rental property through the US. Mainly TN, but I've been expanding a bunch. 
<2022-03-31T18:03:54.000Z> kaliyuga: GODDAMN
<2022-03-31T18:04:03.000Z> kaliyuga: HOW MUCH MONEY DO U MAKE WTF
<2022-03-31T18:04:09.000Z> kaliyuga: teach me your ways 
<2022-03-31T18:04:42.000Z> elftummy: Do you want my income before tax, or after tax?
<2022-03-31T18:07:35.000Z> kaliyuga: after tax 
<2022-03-31T18:09:35.000Z> elftummy: I'm probably one of the wealthier people on the fediverse depending on  how you measure. Most of my "net worth" is tied up in real estate.After tax I usually bring home around $1,780,000 a year
<2022-03-31T18:16:16.000Z> kaliyuga: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
<2022-03-31T18:16:28.000Z> kaliyuga: honestly, i wont lie to u
<2022-03-31T18:16:42.000Z> kaliyuga: i dont know SHIT about the "fediverse"
<2022-03-31T18:16:58.000Z> kaliyuga: its a weird story on how i got involved on this site 
<2022-03-31T18:17:47.000Z> elftummy: I'd love to hear the story. "fediverse" is just the name for all these connected twitter-like sites. Poast is the most active despite being one of the smaller ones. 
<2022-03-31T18:20:41.000Z> kaliyuga: so... you know the person who is the main reason why im on here... but i made an account to get in contact with him over some petty relationship stuff but i had wanted to be friends with him beforehand but im p sure i ruined my chances which sucks because I WANT TO BE HIS FRIEND SO BAD but under the current circumstances idk if its possible. but anyways, made an account for him so i could dm him, ended up really liking the layout for this site and liked how i could post anything and not get like banned or postblocked and ended up just schizoposting for a min 
<2022-03-31T18:20:51.000Z> kaliyuga: i was going to like abandon this account
<2022-03-31T18:21:14.000Z> kaliyuga: but then my ex doxxed me again on here then it kinda renewed my interest
<2022-03-31T18:22:47.000Z> elftummy: Ah. I never pay much attention to internet drama so I never noticed anyone poasting doxxes or whatever. Who was it you were trying to be friends with? 
<2022-03-31T18:23:12.000Z> kaliyuga: ..... guttersessions
<2022-03-31T18:23:48.000Z> elftummy: I don't know him at all, I just like his memes
<2022-03-31T18:23:51.000Z> kaliyuga: dude its funny asf cuz he just posted a link to my doxx and no one gave a fuck HAHHAA
<2022-03-31T18:23:56.000Z> kaliyuga: OH NVM THEN 
<2022-03-31T18:24:03.000Z> kaliyuga: IDK I JUST ASSUMED U KNEW HIM 
<2022-03-31T18:25:30.000Z> elftummy: He's one of the larger accounts on here, so I see and like his poasts, but very few people here actually use DMs. Few interact beyond the characters we larp
<2022-03-31T18:29:58.000Z> kaliyuga: it was so disappointing though, i was looking for him for literally 3 DAYS, stalking all his social media accounts, and i finally found him on this and i got hit with "we cant be friends im sorry" 
<2022-03-31T18:30:18.000Z> kaliyuga: punching the air 
<2022-03-31T18:30:34.000Z> kaliyuga: i could have fixed him 
<2022-03-31T18:31:29.000Z> elftummy: Hahaha there's no fixing anyone here. We're all a little bit insane.
<2022-03-31T18:35:19.000Z> elftummy: Now that I think about it, in a roundabout way, guttersessions is one of the reasons I signed up for this siteSome far-right podcasters were talking about his shitpoasting and I was curious
<2022-03-31T18:54:36.000Z> kaliyuga: perhaps im a lil insane too, i did stalk that nigga for 3 days straight and became delusional and was like "yea i can make him fall for me" 
<2022-03-31T18:55:26.000Z> elftummy: That sounds like typical woman behavior, but I'm biased because I've been irl stalked by a handfull of womans
<2022-03-31T18:55:49.000Z> kaliyuga: ive been stalked too dont worry HAHA
<2022-03-31T18:57:48.000Z> elftummy: Keep up the shitpoasting and you'll get along just fine here. If you want more stalkers, you reveal your woman-ness. Otherwise you should probably keep it under wraps.
<2022-03-31T18:58:13.000Z> kaliyuga: im never posting about being a women 
<2022-03-31T18:58:25.000Z> kaliyuga: i dont want to risk it 
<2022-03-31T18:58:44.000Z> kaliyuga: plus i dont want incels to be like "YOU JUST WANT ATTENTION DONT U" 
<2022-03-31T18:59:39.000Z> elftummy: Your secret is safe with me 🤝 This site is probably 80% incels 80% far-right anime racists with considerable overlapBut the memes are fire
<2022-03-31T19:09:18.000Z> kaliyuga: i hate that far right anime racist incels are my type
<2022-03-31T19:09:44.000Z> kaliyuga: i need a sadistic nigga to beat me then post about how hitler did nothing wrong afterwards
<2022-03-31T19:10:00.000Z> kaliyuga: all while having a loli pfp 
<2022-03-31T19:12:38.000Z> elftummy: If you ever visit the mountains in East TN, we can recreate the [in]famous nazi milk photo
<2022-03-31T19:13:07.000Z> kaliyuga: what is the nazi milk photo....
<2022-03-31T19:17:00.000Z> elftummy: I'm trying to send it but my work computer is not cooperating. One moment for technical difficulties
<2022-03-31T19:17:42.000Z> elftummy attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/dd7702b073ce40269c1c1c48504fb38d887486bd34a204a2404c392f8649f1b7.png
<2022-03-31T19:20:59.000Z> kaliyuga: who is getting the milk foot bath
<2022-03-31T19:22:54.000Z> elftummy: The one in the chair is the artist. She only does super surreal uncomfortable shoots like that one. I think that's her only public nazi one. The only thing I lack is the milk and some of the smaller trinkets on the wall, and a subject. I've got the rest. 
<2022-03-31T19:31:16.000Z> kaliyuga: shes kinda attractive ngl
<2022-03-31T19:31:33.000Z> kaliyuga: i want her to press me up against a wall and choke me to death
<2022-03-31T19:31:39.000Z> kaliyuga: nothing sexual
<2022-03-31T19:33:26.000Z> elftummy: Yeah she's got a look about her, but I usually prefer biggerYet if she tried bashed my brains out I would only fight back a little bit. I'd win and she'd die, but I wouldn't complain. 
<2022-03-31T19:46:48.000Z> kaliyuga: i found old elf cosplay thingy pics
<2022-03-31T19:47:08.000Z> kaliyuga: vvv off topic but your username or whatever reminded me of them 
<2022-03-31T19:48:10.000Z> elftummy: elf cosplay is one of my few weaknesses. I conveniently listed all my strengths and weaknesses in my bio so that my enemies could do their homework so they think they have a chance
<2022-03-31T19:48:39.000Z> kaliyuga attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/a215975c0ec3ff6df9a5108f97cabb9e4aca6a956e04010949db1be0a1ed14a8.jpeg
<2022-03-31T19:48:56.000Z> kaliyuga: old art my friend drew of me 
<2022-03-31T19:49:11.000Z> kaliyuga: thinkin about her rn... https://i.poastcdn.org/ecd8285d7113a0ec9dbda420aec45e56ea685a20da60778f008e968f4575e91d.jpeg
<2022-03-31T19:49:16.000Z> kaliyuga: i miss my elf ears
<2022-03-31T19:49:26.000Z> kaliyuga: i wish i could find other pics but theyre so old 
<2022-03-31T19:50:28.000Z> elftummy: Very nice. If you keep this up I'm going to develop an unhealthy parasocial relationship with how I imagine you in my mind.
<2022-03-31T19:50:41.000Z> kaliyuga: its funny cuz it looks like i'd be like a they/them sjw twitter user but in reality im a violent misogynistic transphobic racist 
<2022-03-31T19:51:49.000Z> kaliyuga: how would it be unhealthy òwó
<2022-03-31T19:52:36.000Z> kaliyuga: i cant tell u how hard it is for me to not comment "hey" on this ITS SO PAINFUL I NEED HIM  https://i.poastcdn.org/2b63c74d67058f2b43b5efe8f239f440be5500545f153da91f06285ca6c73ef3.png
<2022-03-31T19:52:54.000Z> elftummy: I hate that you are describing my type. The last elf cosplayer I went out with was a psycho (in a bad way) and it didnt' last more than one date. It is unhealthy because I obsess very easily. 
<2022-03-31T19:54:30.000Z> kaliyuga: im a bit of a psycho i wont lie to u but ive matured a lot and im able to like recognize which behaviors are toxic and stop doing them 
<2022-03-31T19:55:52.000Z> elftummy: Most people lack that ability. I gave up on improving my personality years ago and chose to lean hard into the insanity because I think it's hilarous.they/them in the streets, 14/88 in the sheets :bloboverheated: 
<2022-03-31T20:09:59.000Z> kaliyuga: i wont lie to u, im not a very political person. idk shit about alt right stuff or nazis or whatever but i used to take nudes with mein kampf to be edgy LMFAO
<2022-03-31T20:12:15.000Z> elftummy: That's fine. I honestly don't care about anybodies political opinion. I just know that I'm literally sent by God to help finish what Hitler started. DO NOT send me any of that stuff - I am not interested in such. The only part of a woman I lust after is the tummy. I have little interest in the rest
<2022-03-31T20:17:34.000Z> kaliyuga: IM NOT SENDING NUDES HAHAHA ITS FINE ITS JUST SOMETHING FUNNY THAT I LOOK BACK ON
<2022-03-31T20:17:59.000Z> kaliyuga: wanna see my gf application video
<2022-03-31T20:18:15.000Z> elftummy: You made an application video?
<2022-03-31T20:21:33.000Z> kaliyuga: youtu.be/3TNgCSZ_318
<2022-03-31T20:24:48.000Z> elftummy: 10/10 that's a pretty good application. 
<2022-03-31T20:27:59.000Z> kaliyuga: i really should have added that i was in the top 0.05% of radiohead fans to add in that extra layer of incel 
<2022-03-31T20:29:47.000Z> elftummy: That would have put it over the top. You'd have internet weirdos breaking down your door
<2022-03-31T20:53:46.000Z> kaliyuga: at least one of em gotta be attractive 
<2022-03-31T20:54:12.000Z> kaliyuga: i love niggas that look like rich dads
<2022-03-31T20:53:53.000Z> kaliyuga: i have a very specific type 
<2022-03-31T20:54:16.000Z> elftummy: Fair enough. 
<2022-03-31T20:54:38.000Z> kaliyuga: like dark brown hair, facial hair but not like a full on beard 
<2022-03-31T20:55:02.000Z> kaliyuga: like discord moderators kinda but not ugly
<2022-03-31T20:56:34.000Z> elftummy: When I'm working and meeting clients, I exclusively dress in sleasecore. When I'm off work, I usually have some sort of racist tshirt (I've got one with HOLOCAUST SURVIVOR on it) jorts, and crocks. So midwest dadcore I guessI'm 6'6, brown hair, blue eyes. Though I do have the full beard because I like it - it's come in good handy because a lot of the sellers I speak to hate young people and I look much more mature with it. 
<2022-03-31T21:31:18.000Z> kaliyuga: im stealing your shirt
<2022-03-31T21:31:24.000Z> kaliyuga: give me it
<2022-03-31T21:31:27.000Z> kaliyuga: NOW. 
<2022-03-31T21:52:53.000Z> elftummy: You can buy it on oakpilled.com
<2022-03-31T21:53:03.000Z> elftummy: I've got a ton of nice shirts from there. 
<2022-03-31T21:54:19.000Z> kaliyuga: this may be a lil forward... but i did find a tummy pic if youre interested
<2022-03-31T21:55:59.000Z> elftummy: Holla cost drip  https://i.poastcdn.org/9145fba66a0c989db56aa36180dd9acca06a73a34c1d55dc8aa37d98f6b03e01.jpg
<2022-03-31T21:56:31.000Z> kaliyuga: I NEED IT 
<2022-03-31T21:56:39.000Z> elftummy: I'm always interested but I might fall in love with you. 
<2022-03-31T22:00:08.000Z> kaliyuga: stummy https://i.poastcdn.org/a263e694c3f1c9097290fba61f1d1c5e9b7be37147e797b790a9862d0dc0dc31.png
<2022-03-31T22:01:46.000Z> elftummy: Very nice 👍 a little on the small side from what I normally go after but I love it all the same 🥰
<2022-03-31T22:32:10.000Z> elftummy: Is there a reason you're doing this? :think:
<2022-03-31T22:34:18.000Z> kaliyuga: just bored
<2022-03-31T22:35:12.000Z> kaliyuga: you have an interest in things i have images of so might as well share 
<2022-03-31T22:35:15.000Z> kaliyuga: tummys are innocent 
<2022-03-31T22:36:43.000Z> elftummy: Fair enough. And despite the typical view of tummy as innocent, it's not for me. 
<2022-03-31T22:51:17.000Z> kaliyuga: oh
<2022-03-31T22:51:18.000Z> kaliyuga: MY BAD
<2022-03-31T22:51:19.000Z> kaliyuga: HAHAHAH
<2022-03-31T22:51:27.000Z> kaliyuga: whatever you already have it 
<2022-03-31T22:51:29.000Z> kaliyuga: enjoy it 
<2022-03-31T22:54:11.000Z> elftummy: You can send more. I do enjoy them on a visceral level. 
<2022-03-31T22:54:36.000Z> elftummy attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/c2c7cce27c8eab39ad9230dceb0d3ff9017604e0f3b136526e9d5d054dfe944e.mp4
<2022-03-31T22:54:56.000Z> kaliyuga: i dont really take photos of my body
<2022-03-31T22:54:58.000Z> kaliyuga: or i would 
<2022-03-31T22:55:03.000Z> kaliyuga: im a very insecure person 
<2022-03-31T22:55:48.000Z> elftummy: That's understandable. 
<2022-03-31T23:01:44.000Z> elftummy: I'm still obligated to love you now so if you need something let me know 
<2022-03-31T23:02:48.000Z> kaliyuga: you're so nice to me wtf 
<2022-03-31T23:02:58.000Z> kaliyuga: im currently being a lil autistic and playing fortnite 
<2022-03-31T23:03:29.000Z> elftummy: My internet is a bit too shit to play fortnite, and I haven't played in a few seasons
<2022-03-31T23:03:53.000Z> kaliyuga: youre not missing much, dogshit game 
<2022-03-31T23:04:01.000Z> kaliyuga: i bought the battlepass so i gotta play though 
<2022-03-31T23:04:02.000Z> kaliyuga: HAHA
<2022-03-31T23:05:20.000Z> elftummy: The last time I remember playing was when they came out with the ability to hunt wildlife. I liked that
<2022-04-01T09:50:07.000Z> kaliyuga: what is spinster...
<2022-04-01T09:50:46.000Z> kaliyuga: did my account get fucking MOVED TO A DIFFERENT DOMAIN 
<2022-04-01T09:51:20.000Z> kaliyuga: idk how this site works im completely new but i logged in and all of a sudden everything is PURPLE
<2022-04-02T00:26:29.000Z> elftummy: Oh that was an april fools prank. 
<2022-04-02T00:27:56.000Z> elftummy: So basically there's a different site, like poast, which is also in the fediverse, and uses the same UI and everything as poast, but it's run by a whole bunch of cat ladies and TERFs - they call it "spinster". They used to get into huge hellthreads with poasters all the time but it's pretty rare now
<2022-04-02T05:21:22.000Z> kaliyuga: LOOOL
<2022-04-02T05:21:23.000Z> kaliyuga: oh 
<2022-04-02T05:21:30.000Z> kaliyuga: i was like.. did i fuck something up HAHAH
<2022-04-02T05:44:45.000Z> elftummy: No it wasn't you. And you weren't the only one confused either! I was drunk at the time and couldn't figure it out for almost an hour 
<2022-04-05T03:07:16.000Z> kaliyuga: teach me how to use poast efficiently 
<2022-04-05T03:07:18.000Z> kaliyuga: now.
<2022-04-05T05:29:04.000Z> elftummy: There's a mobile app. That's what I use most of the time. Not as many features as the website but still good enoughPeople here love tummy, clown girls (clussy), and elves. If you mention those you're almost guaranteed success.Another thing is to build a brand for yourself with noticeable brand recognitionMy brand is simple: tummy + elfIt's in the nameAnd people recognize me by my tummy thirst and schizophrenia 
<2022-04-05T05:32:09.000Z> kaliyuga: i wanted to be a schizophrenic thats addicted to benadryl but its hard to play it off 
<2022-04-05T05:37:24.000Z> elftummy: You'll want to try to interact a little bit more with some of the larger accounts. Even better if you can get them to interact with you. A lot of my initial following came from me talking to the podcast racist Nike. You can also start commenting on current events and talking about how they're all psyops. And if you start listening to racist podcast you can comment on the most recent episode of thoseThese are all really good ways to start your brandI've seen some good Benadryl memes in my time, but it is truly an underutilized thematic element. You may have to make your own original content. Make sure you develop a really cool watermark. If you need inspiration I can direct you to some of my OC edits
<2022-05-31T00:24:44.000Z> elftummy: How's it going? Still cyberstalking guttersessions? 
<2022-05-31T00:25:19.000Z> kaliyuga: i made him a video
<2022-05-31T00:25:23.000Z> kaliyuga: that i would send to you 
<2022-05-31T00:25:34.000Z> kaliyuga: but it has his face in it and idk if he wants anyone to know what he looks like 
<2022-05-31T00:25:48.000Z> kaliyuga: im still stalking him i'll admit it 
<2022-05-31T00:25:49.000Z> kaliyuga: LOL
<2022-05-31T00:25:57.000Z> elftummy: lmao nice
<2022-05-31T00:30:01.000Z> kaliyuga: im literally borderline harassing him at this point i feel slightly bad but i think im done reaching out to him and attempting to speak to him 
<2022-05-31T00:30:14.000Z> kaliyuga: cuz my ego wont allow myself to continue 
<2022-05-31T00:30:21.000Z> kaliyuga: typical femoid behavior 
<2022-05-31T00:31:45.000Z> elftummy: That's understandable. There's only so much you can do.
<2022-05-31T00:33:18.000Z> kaliyuga: im kinda having a crisis rn 
<2022-05-31T00:33:25.000Z> kaliyuga: because im going to be 21 in like a week 
<2022-05-31T00:33:39.000Z> kaliyuga: and im going to be OLD 
<2022-05-31T00:33:52.000Z> elftummy: 21 isn't that old. Why the crisis?
<2022-05-31T00:33:55.000Z> kaliyuga: and i know its going to be my downfall cuz im old enough now to buy alcohol LOL
<2022-05-31T00:34:48.000Z> kaliyuga: getting older is very scary for me 
<2022-05-31T00:34:58.000Z> kaliyuga: because i still feel like im 16 mentally 
<2022-05-31T00:35:49.000Z> elftummy: I understand. Time marching on is not fun to think about. I had a quarterlife crisis back in January that's still ongoing.What do you think has kept you mentally 16?
<2022-05-31T00:36:17.000Z> kaliyuga: i think i grew up too fast 
<2022-05-31T00:36:25.000Z> kaliyuga: i never really had a childhood 
<2022-05-31T00:37:21.000Z> elftummy: That's pretty sad but it's all too common for our generation.
<2022-05-31T00:41:31.000Z> kaliyuga: idk like how to explain it but i kinda just felt like a NPC up until i was around 16, i didnt really have a personality at all n then it just developed and i started making friends and my life kinda just peaked. it feels like everything is a blur from then until now. 
<2022-05-31T00:42:04.000Z> kaliyuga: its like i went to sleep one night and i woke up and now im like almost 5 years older
<2022-05-31T00:42:23.000Z> kaliyuga: time doesnt feel real sometimes
<2022-05-31T00:43:30.000Z> elftummy: That's how most people experience life, we all "wake up" at different ages and different times. And then time flies. Boomers always told us as much and we didn't believe them.The whole covid crap and other psychological warfare nonsense that's been ongoing the last 6 years has only worsened the time dilation 
<2022-06-08T16:18:49.000Z> elftummy: Happy birthday, nigger
<2022-06-18T20:34:35.000Z> kaliyuga: i just checked this
<2022-06-18T20:34:43.000Z> kaliyuga: thank you <3
<2022-06-18T20:34:54.000Z> kaliyuga: YOU CAN JUST MESSAGE ME ON INSTA U KNOW AHHA
<2022-06-18T20:50:43.000Z> elftummy: I did once and never received a response 
<2022-06-18T20:51:00.000Z> kaliyuga: wtf let me check