<2023-01-29T08:06:18.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: I need you to trype 1 or 2 this is of essential importance 
<2023-01-29T08:06:39.000Z> justnormalkorean: 2?
<2023-01-29T08:06:56.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: You have failed me
<2023-01-29T08:07:01.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: You have failed me
<2023-01-29T08:07:11.000Z> justnormalkorean: i have no idea what you're referring to
<2023-01-29T08:08:01.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: To my life you have chosen an option that I must abide by
<2023-01-29T08:08:30.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: Your actions have consequences And I have dranken mych3
<2023-01-29T08:08:31.000Z> justnormalkorean: you could just not?
<2023-01-29T08:09:35.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: Yes
<2023-01-29T08:10:34.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: Also you are the chosen one
<2023-01-29T08:10:42.000Z> justnormalkorean: thanks I guess lol
<2023-01-29T08:10:50.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: You myst choose a numver 1 c 2 or 3
<2023-01-29T08:11:37.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: Quickly there are 3 asians which might be femboys
<2023-01-29T08:12:40.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: Nvm You failed
<2023-01-29T08:12:54.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: Congratulations you are the chosen one
<2023-01-29T08:13:12.000Z> justnormalkorean: i was busy listening to music lol
<2023-01-29T08:14:48.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: Gg you have gained knowledge of your consquence of your actions, the asian women are leaving so I am gone also
<2023-01-29T08:15:07.000Z> justnormalkorean: bye bye
<2023-01-29T08:15:19.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: You are know a lvl 1 retard 30 more exp till next lvl
<2023-01-29T08:15:28.000Z> justnormalkorean: fuck yeah.
<2023-01-29T08:15:47.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: Pick a feat and choose a class
<2023-01-29T08:16:17.000Z> justnormalkorean: I played pathfinder so idk what a feat is, but I'll go assassin this campaign
<2023-01-29T08:16:50.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: You are dick ass thief with enlarged prostate!
<2023-01-29T08:17:09.000Z> justnormalkorean: yeah
<2023-01-29T08:18:28.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: Pathfinder not starfinder? Gg git gud, you have a 3 page backstory that is critical to the story. 
<2023-01-29T08:20:36.000Z> justnormalkorean: We did one session of starfinder and then the hull broke.
<2023-01-29T08:22:57.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: You have backfround knowlegde on the dwarven contract with the slith on peave accords. They cannot help humans lest they start the great war with the rift and mortals and drsg dwarf kind into it. The dwarves craft pit mithril that the shadow uses to fuse captured souls of mortals into shadow agents ( himans forced into shadow) and turn them to rift captains. Rift captains are vlade masters that lead riftling companys against the humans
<2023-01-29T08:24:07.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: If you tell anyone the courts of chaos will kill every dwarf because you are retarded
<2023-01-29T08:27:53.000Z> justnormalkorean: kill the midgets. idgaf
<2023-01-29T08:28:48.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: Gg you have doomed the world
<2023-01-29T08:29:55.000Z> justnormalkorean: based
<2023-01-29T08:30:00.000Z> justnormalkorean: fuck dwarves
<2023-01-29T08:34:39.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: Gg this will be added to my current canpaign you will be wizard who refused to aid the war
<2023-01-29T08:35:06.000Z> justnormalkorean: i better be a level 69 wizard
<2023-01-29T08:35:39.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: A coward and weakling who killed themselves due stress rather than stand agaisnt the chaos, you will be from the black nation
<2023-01-29T08:35:39.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: A coward and weakling who killed themselves due stress rather than stand agaisnt the chaos, you will be from the black nation
<2023-01-29T08:36:22.000Z> justnormalkorean: Cool. I was a drow in my last campaign too
<2023-01-29T08:36:32.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: I need you to choose a name
<2023-01-29T08:36:43.000Z> justnormalkorean: Biggus Dickus
<2023-01-29T08:37:41.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: You have selected; Jeremey smallwood
<2023-01-29T08:38:04.000Z> justnormalkorean: It's a traditional ethnic name. I will not be Ellis Islanded
<2023-01-29T08:40:02.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: You are the great captain who fell to chaos unfulence that started the downfall of oridia
<2023-01-29T08:40:26.000Z> justnormalkorean: okay, how about Mai Yuge Aynis
<2023-01-29T08:41:47.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: No, women are not captains in this world
<2023-01-29T08:43:05.000Z> justnormalkorean: Tell that to the Weatherlight
<2023-01-29T08:44:58.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: Please good sir this is a real worldo thar ive I have crafted over 3 years 
<2023-01-29T08:45:30.000Z> justnormalkorean: Pretty sure Dominaria as a plane has existed since the 80s
<2023-01-29T08:46:16.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: I dont run dnd or else I would have striperlla rape my pcs
<2023-01-29T08:46:16.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: I dont run dnd or else I would have striperlla rape my pcs
<2023-01-29T08:48:50.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: Maybe i should explain. There are rifts thst spawn demons that spawn jews that wanna kill every nonjew
<2023-01-29T08:49:24.000Z> justnormalkorean: so like Diablo Immortal?
<2023-01-29T08:54:07.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: Ive bever played it so sure
<2023-01-29T09:08:16.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: Hmmm i see, I must focus on the rhene clans. Thank you for your advice on my campaign 
<2023-01-29T09:10:11.000Z> justnormalkorean: anytime
<2023-01-29T09:12:37.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: Alright beside being a bad npc i need you to tell ne if telling my fed waifu my number is a bad idea. Imagine I have used intellegence to figure out my feds number 
<2023-01-29T09:13:38.000Z> justnormalkorean: like your phone number or your social security number?
<2023-01-29T09:14:02.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: Yes
<2023-01-29T09:14:40.000Z> justnormalkorean: sure
<2023-01-29T09:17:12.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: Okay giving my social to some random fed waifu
<2023-01-29T09:19:04.000Z> justnormalkorean: based
<2023-01-29T09:23:09.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: No i lied, im a simp the federal agent has asked fir my info 3 times. And 3 times i have denied it. But she is the right race 
<2023-01-29T09:24:31.000Z> justnormalkorean: if she don't ssend tits with a timestamp and your handle written on them in sharpie she's not the one
<2023-01-29T09:24:54.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: I gove you this power do I give my info to the fed waifu
<2023-01-29T09:26:41.000Z> justnormalkorean: refer to last message
<2023-01-29T09:32:50.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: Hmm potentially It can happen but I need to talk to it in person. It asked for my contact info, then my snap chat, then my phone number. So I think its desperate fof me to bomb something. As it followed me around and talked about sun signs, a generic line of attack that many of the female agents use.
<2023-01-29T09:37:49.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: I have thier number buts thst would be stalkersish so gotta pretend we are not keeping tabs on eachother. If she asks me forth time then gg I cant say my mom died again.
<2023-01-29T09:39:53.000Z> justnormalkorean: man you really don't want pussy
<2023-01-29T09:45:06.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: Look I used to be fat, so now that I havd rigid schedules for things I don't trust women for anything. So Perhaps not pussy is for people who haven't had it before
<2023-01-29T09:49:17.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: Also if you are really korean whats your go to karaoke song 
<2023-01-29T09:49:46.000Z> justnormalkorean: Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up
<2023-01-29T09:51:50.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: This is all important to the world building, federal agents are either holy city witch hynter or Oridian censurate Hunters https://troll.cafe/media/681985d6-ab1c-4b57-94f8-7d88790d750f/Riftworld_colors_coded.png
<2023-01-29T09:52:25.000Z> justnormalkorean: nice Civ map
<2023-01-29T09:54:48.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: This is rpg map now liking rick astely puts you as a godless oridian, but should you choose to be beohillian you can be. There is at least 80 years of lore you should have read before picking your country
<2023-01-29T10:00:14.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: So you are a lvl 4 dworf who regrets choosing the outcast life and informs the actuwl PCs of the hatdships the live under. Leading to MCs launching an expedition into the underdark. This causes the great slith war vs mortal races
<2023-01-29T10:00:32.000Z> justnormalkorean: i thought i was a level 69 wizard
<2023-01-29T10:03:28.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: 6.9 pvl is max lvl
<2023-01-29T17:00:30.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: Ah yes I remember this conversation completely 
<2023-01-29T17:26:19.000Z> justnormalkorean: woot woot
<2023-01-29T17:33:19.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: And by that I mean this seems coherent, which means I was especially trashed
<2023-01-29T18:34:18.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: So I need you to think on how to save your people by breaking the centuries old agreement with the chaos lords that will lead to the lizardman armies of the underdark to war with dwarfkind, but you will stop guvung them pit mithril which they use to bind the souls of mortals to thier will and force them to fight against thier kind. Also in the background thats not really important is currently the overworld humans are going through the apocalypse and the elves have decided that humans have failed and thier end is necessary for the rebirth of the world and Some primordial chaos lord was slain causing courts of chaos to focus on the lands and extinguish life before heroes energe from this place to upset the cosmic war of gods.
<2023-02-01T20:33:09.000Z> justnormalkorean: no idea
<2023-02-01T21:47:38.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: Ah then you are like the rest of the dwarves and no not how to stop the slow death and slow enslavement of your people to the chaos gods. Congratulations you are no longer master of your destiny.  
<2023-02-01T21:50:51.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: The speakers tell your people the Wards will be broken and thier neutrality shall end and should they be servants of the Courts the will be sparred destruction. What is your profession?
<2023-02-01T22:47:28.000Z> justnormalkorean: propagandist
<2023-02-04T01:40:56.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: Propagandist is job reviled by all dwarves' as not real work. What do you actually propagandize?
<2023-02-04T02:25:02.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: I see I see this will be a drawven agent of chaos. You know basically a tyrant for the chaos lords. I see its all a chaos psyop that keeps the dwarves in line to fearful to try to go against the chaos lords
<2023-02-04T03:21:02.000Z> justnormalkorean: yis
<2023-02-04T03:23:41.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: What do you spread will happen to the strange dwarves, those that work with the humans?
<2023-02-04T03:24:39.000Z> justnormalkorean: no idea
<2023-02-04T03:32:17.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: It would be known the chaos lords want this to stop. Your mind will be subject to warping and become like the masked ones should you fail. The masked ones were mortals that were forcibly turned to chaos which results in some mind warping leaving them mostly used as highly intelligent drones but removes much of their cleverness and memories in place of obedience and your soul bound to a pit mithril weapon that becomes nigh unbreakable so you can serve the courts of chaos endlessly never knowing the release of death. 
<2023-02-12T03:47:37.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: I neer you to make marxist dworf propaganda
<2023-02-12T03:47:53.000Z> justnormalkorean: why
<2023-02-12T03:57:09.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: Because I am not as sick anymore and can remember things properly
<2023-02-12T04:01:07.000Z> justnormalkorean: I can't
<2023-02-12T04:05:12.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: Then gg I will never do what ever this message thing is to you again. Upon my oath as Master I seal my name to this. 