<2023-02-10T15:04:59.000Z> johnbudd1350: Hello Bulgarian in Germany who likes to cook 
<2023-02-10T15:05:50.000Z> johnbudd1350: Just so you know you inspired this poast poa.st/objects/082c6853-98b7-4429-93d2-27966216a188
<2023-02-10T15:06:14.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: I don't want to click this. Ip logger
<2023-02-10T15:10:00.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: Hello?? I feel bad now you lied to me
<2023-02-10T15:10:18.000Z> johnbudd1350: Lied? How 
<2023-02-10T15:10:49.000Z> johnbudd1350: It's a link to the fediverse, the very site you're on right now. I get the caution though 
<2023-02-10T15:10:57.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: cause you didn't respond i thought you won't at all. :yotsubasad: 
<2023-02-10T15:11:11.000Z> johnbudd1350: I'm at the gym rn so I might not respond right away 
<2023-02-10T15:11:23.000Z> johnbudd1350: Aha no I'm here just preoccupied 
<2023-02-10T15:14:07.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: We're not really gonna meet i think
<2023-02-10T15:14:57.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: :yotsubarolleyes: 
<2023-02-10T15:15:26.000Z> johnbudd1350: You don't know that yet! I've really been meaning to get to Germany, not kidding 
<2023-02-10T15:15:48.000Z> johnbudd1350: Haven't seen my good friend in a long time I need to make the trip 
<2023-02-10T15:17:40.000Z> johnbudd1350: Besides it'd be a great adventure for me anyways, blind date plus a travel perk? It's not a bad deal 
<2023-02-10T15:18:29.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: + i get tied up, raped, left in a ditch
<2023-02-10T15:20:16.000Z> johnbudd1350: Hey now some people would call that a perk too
<2023-02-10T15:20:27.000Z> johnbudd1350: I wouldn't leave you in a ditch though I'm not that mean 
<2023-02-10T15:20:42.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: wtf...
<2023-02-10T15:22:39.000Z> johnbudd1350: It's a joke, nothing bad is gonna happen, just a good time 
<2023-02-10T15:25:07.000Z> johnbudd1350: You're the one who brought it up lol 
<2023-02-10T15:26:37.000Z> johnbudd1350: Anyways, you ever lift heavy? 
<2023-02-10T15:27:23.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: lift what
<2023-02-10T15:28:16.000Z> johnbudd1350: Weights, like compound lifts like deadlift, bench, etc 
<2023-02-10T15:28:40.000Z> johnbudd1350: It's what I'm doing right now so it's top of mind haha 
<2023-02-10T15:29:44.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: no girls don't lift
<2023-02-10T15:30:16.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: i lift hearts <3
<2023-02-10T15:34:00.000Z> johnbudd1350: Ha! Good answer. You've definitely lifted my heart enough to double the normal number of reps on my overhead press
<2023-02-10T15:35:42.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: what
<2023-02-10T15:35:55.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: bruh
<2023-02-10T15:36:08.000Z> johnbudd1350: Talking to you has inspired me to lift more and heavier just now 
<2023-02-10T15:36:17.000Z> johnbudd1350: Bruh what 
<2023-02-10T15:41:27.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: is that a good thing
<2023-02-10T15:41:36.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: don't your hands hurt after lifting 4000 kilograms
<2023-02-10T15:43:27.000Z> johnbudd1350: The world record for deadlift is like 500kg, or do you mean multiple reps? And yes it does hurt at first, but your hands grow calluses over time so it doesn't anymore 
<2023-02-10T15:44:34.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: i meant it metaphorically 
<2023-02-10T15:44:41.000Z> johnbudd1350: Idk what it is about talking to women while I workout, but I can literally feel my testosterone increasing lmao 
<2023-02-10T15:44:41.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: 4000 instead of 19023190827390182309128 kilograms
<2023-02-10T15:45:17.000Z> johnbudd1350: Ah I see. But yes it's a good thing, and my hands are used to it by now 
<2023-02-10T15:45:55.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: What does this like even mean
<2023-02-10T15:46:04.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: your testosterone levels 
<2023-02-10T15:46:38.000Z> johnbudd1350: Testosterone is the male hormone that is responsible for a lot of masculine traits, especially muscle growth 
<2023-02-10T15:47:08.000Z> johnbudd1350: Talking to girls like this gives me energy to push myself harder is what I mean 
<2023-02-10T15:50:45.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: I KNOW IM NOT AUTISTIC
<2023-02-10T15:50:53.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: But
<2023-02-10T15:51:13.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: wtf
<2023-02-10T15:52:45.000Z> johnbudd1350: Lmaooo 
<2023-02-10T15:53:13.000Z> johnbudd1350: It's very normal, it's how civilization was built 
<2023-02-10T15:55:40.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: really
<2023-02-10T15:55:52.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: all men want is S-E-X!
<2023-02-10T15:58:40.000Z> johnbudd1350: I mean that's a part of it yeah, but more importantly we want a solid wife/marriage and a house to provide for and protect. Really that's the dream, it's just very hard to find 
<2023-02-10T16:07:31.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: Status update: Never dm fediverse.I may be right, but you tell me... I don't know what's going on anymore..........
<2023-02-10T16:19:14.000Z> johnbudd1350: Is it that bad? Light flirting and banter isn't so awful, is it? 
<2023-02-10T16:21:28.000Z> johnbudd1350: Also good news, looks like my friend will host me for my visit. I might actually plan this trip 
<2023-02-10T16:24:16.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: we won't meet up
<2023-02-10T16:24:23.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: you're scaring me did you hack me
<2023-02-10T16:25:50.000Z> johnbudd1350: Lmao no I'm just forward and adventurous. I also have close family in Sweden I'd like to visit, would you like to come? 
<2023-02-10T16:26:06.000Z> johnbudd1350: I've met people from the internet before, made some of the best friendships that way 
<2023-02-10T16:26:53.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: i met a guy from the internet once
<2023-02-10T16:27:23.000Z> johnbudd1350: Yeah how'd it turn out? 
<2023-02-10T16:28:41.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: Now because of that my life turned so bad that if you were to ask the average person's opinion on their life, 95% would be better than mine, in terms of how bad it is, now how much they like it :yotsubasad: 
<2023-02-10T16:35:06.000Z> johnbudd1350: Wow I'm sorry that happened. I can see why you'd be cautious. What did he do exactly? I hope I can have a chance to improve your opinion 
<2023-02-10T16:36:58.000Z> johnbudd1350: Found a round trip flight for $1k to Berlin this March. I'm thinking about it
<2023-02-10T16:37:19.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: one thousand dollars
<2023-02-10T16:44:05.000Z> johnbudd1350: Yeah. I could keep the total trip cost low by staying with my friend and family, really depends on what I eat and places I go. I hope you can show me the best stuff ;) 
<2023-02-10T16:48:09.000Z> johnbudd1350: He's gonna be in Iceland in March so I might push it back to April 
<2023-02-10T16:49:17.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: i'm scared
<2023-02-10T16:55:35.000Z> johnbudd1350: I mean yeah there's risk, but that's why you meet in a public place and if it doesn't vibe well then we go our separate ways 
<2023-02-10T16:55:54.000Z> johnbudd1350: I'm looking at this as a way to see my friend and have fun by myself, the blind date is just a bonus 
<2023-02-10T16:59:44.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: creeps in my dms.... Even on this app you can't get rid of them...
<2023-02-10T17:01:55.000Z> johnbudd1350: Making connections isn't creepy lmao how often do you get out of the house? You seem like you need an extroverted friend to help you 
<2023-02-10T17:03:08.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: I don't want friends that scare me
<2023-02-10T17:07:43.000Z> johnbudd1350: I'm not scary :( I'm actually a very affable person and easy to get along with irl 
<2023-02-10T17:11:34.000Z> johnbudd1350: I have a steely-eyed determinism when it comes to setting challenges for myself like this, I suppose it can be intimidating, that wasn't my intention 
<2023-02-10T17:15:46.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: Is it a challenge if you keep insisting on it
<2023-02-10T17:15:59.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: It just looks like you're making a bad challenge for me
<2023-02-10T17:19:01.000Z> johnbudd1350: The challenge is setting this all up, all you have to do is decide to reject me or not when I get there, since there's no obligations 
<2023-02-10T17:19:24.000Z> johnbudd1350: And yeah it's still a challenge for me because doing this isn't simple lol. But it's something I need to do for myself anyways 
<2023-02-10T17:19:43.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: i decline now
<2023-02-10T17:21:15.000Z> johnbudd1350: Ok 
<2023-02-10T17:23:10.000Z> johnbudd1350: I think I'm still gonna go on an adventure, good luck to you 
<2023-02-10T17:23:56.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: goodnight
<2023-02-12T14:53:17.000Z> johnbudd1350: Lmaooo you're wild  https://i.poastcdn.org/cb2d0693e396572e0288008124737d91495eeaed38d0f9478b4bc9f862ffb049.jpeg
<2023-02-12T14:58:42.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: What
<2023-02-12T14:59:22.000Z> johnbudd1350: You, in the meme, offering your ass as payment lol 
<2023-02-12T14:59:59.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: it's true
<2023-02-12T15:01:06.000Z> johnbudd1350: Only one way to find out 
<2023-02-12T15:04:21.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: Fuck me in the ass
<2023-02-12T15:04:48.000Z> johnbudd1350: Indeed
<2023-02-12T15:04:57.000Z> johnbudd1350: Germany is pretty far though 
<2023-02-12T15:06:09.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: through screen
<2023-02-12T15:06:11.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: i use dildo
<2023-02-12T15:06:43.000Z> johnbudd1350: Lol ok. You do this often? 
<2023-02-12T15:07:23.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: no
<2023-02-12T15:07:27.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: first time
<2023-02-12T15:09:11.000Z> johnbudd1350: Ok, you must be extremely horny then damn 
<2023-02-12T15:12:19.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: no
<2023-02-12T15:12:59.000Z> johnbudd1350: Oh so it's just for fun then? 
<2023-02-12T15:30:42.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: nope
<2023-02-12T15:31:02.000Z> johnbudd1350: ...then why? 
<2023-02-12T15:32:33.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: idk
<2023-02-12T15:38:50.000Z> johnbudd1350: Ok well I'll be at church and we can chat later
<2023-02-12T15:39:04.000Z> johnbudd1350: Discord? Or? 
<2023-02-12T15:39:20.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: what discord
<2023-02-12T15:39:52.000Z> johnbudd1350: Chat/video app 
<2023-02-12T15:40:04.000Z> johnbudd1350: Video not required though 
<2023-02-12T15:41:26.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: we are not doing anything
<2023-02-12T15:42:55.000Z> johnbudd1350: Lol k 
<2023-02-12T15:44:59.000Z> johnbudd1350: What you don't wanna chat with random internet people??
<2023-02-12T15:45:00.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: к
<2023-02-12T15:45:27.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: did u not mean we video call and you fuck me in the ass online sex
<2023-02-12T15:45:52.000Z> johnbudd1350: I mean if that's what you're into, I'm just here to make connections and talk 
<2023-02-12T15:54:22.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: no
<2023-02-12T15:58:06.000Z> johnbudd1350: No talking? 
<2023-02-14T14:52:01.000Z> johnbudd1350: You doing ok? 
<2023-02-14T14:55:45.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: yes I am doing fine :) why do you ask?
<2023-02-14T14:56:13.000Z> johnbudd1350: You seemed down, posting about no friends etc. 
<2023-02-14T15:03:08.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: I have friends :) colonelj is my best friend :) I'm just being moody :/ hbu?
<2023-02-14T15:04:23.000Z> johnbudd1350: Well that's good. I mean I'm ok, still lonely after moving last year. Weather is changing so I get to focus on my garden again which feels great 
<2023-02-14T15:04:52.000Z> johnbudd1350: You planting anything this spring? 
<2023-02-14T15:13:47.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: no.
<2023-02-14T15:13:54.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: what makes you think i plant anything
<2023-02-14T15:31:52.000Z> johnbudd1350: Just making conversation 
<2023-02-14T15:46:36.000Z> johnbudd1350: Oh and happy valentines day lmao 
<2023-02-14T15:47:25.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: i dont like this day
<2023-02-14T15:58:00.000Z> johnbudd1350: Yeah same got no one this year 
<2023-02-14T16:00:50.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: i never had anyone
<2023-02-14T16:07:56.000Z> johnbudd1350: Never been in a relationship? How old are you if you don't mind? 
<2023-02-14T17:09:27.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: 19
<2023-02-14T17:11:45.000Z> johnbudd1350: Ah I see, still have plenty of time for heartbreak lol 
<2023-02-15T07:38:48.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: No
<2023-02-15T07:38:49.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: No
<2023-02-15T07:39:27.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: I meant to send it once idk
<2023-02-15T12:48:41.000Z> johnbudd1350: Fair enough, I won't break your heart anyways 
<2023-02-15T12:55:42.000Z> Unarma@eientei.org: u alread y did
<2023-02-15T12:58:57.000Z> johnbudd1350: Oh no, how?? I haven't even married you yet 