<2021-04-16T13:49:04.000Z> WoodshopHandman: The printing is all outsourced to a company down in Miami that does direct digital garment printing. The orders are mostly anonymous: I can see first names on the order list, but you can also put whatever name you want on the order form and it should work just fine.
<2021-04-18T03:23:53.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Any time
<2021-04-26T22:34:36.000Z> heidegger14: Re: how to ask for Hitler Youth haircut, here's how to do it because I do it all the time: 
<2021-04-26T22:35:56.000Z> heidegger14: 1) one to two inches off the top, depending on how long your hair is right now, 2) shaved in side-part, 3) Razor #2 on the sides if you don't want a fade, Razor #2 to #1 if you want a fade
<2021-04-26T22:36:04.000Z> heidegger14: Hope that helps fren 
<2021-04-27T01:05:55.000Z> WoodshopHandman: lmao based
<2021-04-27T01:05:57.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Thank you
<2021-05-21T16:12:48.000Z> heidegger14: Ayyy fam saw your Maine post, the farther north you go the more based it gets. Try and find something not too far from the coastline for maximum lighthouse comfiness 
<2021-05-21T16:13:41.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Yeah, looking at something sort of mid-state where the night sky still shines
<2021-05-21T16:15:54.000Z> heidegger14: Avoid all the major cities, especially Bangor and Portland. Shitlib central. Ogunquit is the faggot capital of Maine so avoid that too. There's lots of cheap land and homes in the more rural areas, I'm considering it as well 
<2021-05-21T16:16:36.000Z> heidegger14: If you wanna see something based google "paul lepage quotes" dude was a crypto-WN boomer retard governor 
<2021-05-21T16:20:07.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I've been looking at a few apartments in a comfy little college town before I start looking to buy up old logging land. Campaign furniture sells really well to college kids, so I think it could be nice. Plus it would probably be easier to find a wife that actually lives in the state I want to live in instead of convincing a girl to move with me.
<2021-05-21T16:26:39.000Z> heidegger14: Brunswick, Waterville, and maybe Biddeford are optimal places for you then bro. Lots of private colleges full of wifeys 
<2021-05-21T16:26:51.000Z> heidegger14: Happy hunting borther, may we be neighbors someday 
<2021-05-21T16:28:38.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Will check those out for sure! Farmington was the major one on my list so far. May our poast commune flourish
<2021-09-03T03:01:39.000Z> heidegger14: Hey borther, thanks a ton for supporting the project. We might be asking for your graphic design skills if our current logo design guy flakes on us - he has until Sunday night to send us something, but I trust you way more with doing a good design 
<2021-09-03T03:05:10.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I appreciate the kind words! That's actually perfect since I'm going to be pretty busy all weekend anyway. Let me know if there's anything I can do to help!
<2021-09-03T03:05:29.000Z> heidegger14: May God bless you with an elf gf borther HH 
<2021-09-05T21:55:17.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Hey brother, apart from the prompt, are there any other requirements for submissions for the contest?
<2021-09-05T22:23:23.000Z> heidegger14: No requirements for submissions beyond adhering to Substack's (gay) rules: no slurs, no actionable fedposts. Be sure to use a pseudonym. You can email any submissions here: tpswritesubs@protonmail.com
<2021-09-05T22:23:51.000Z> heidegger14: If you make art, we suggest a high-res PNG, and if you make audio, we recommend sharing the file using catbox.moe 
<2021-09-05T22:26:07.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Tremendous. I just wanted to check and see if there was a length requirement/restriction for writings
<2021-09-05T22:29:08.000Z> heidegger14: Anywhere from 1 to 100,000 words brother, we'll review and schedule your submission within 24 hours after it's received! 
<2021-09-07T12:46:17.000Z> heidegger14: Hey Woodshop, we're in a bind here - our logo guy flaked on us, and we're a day behind on TPS launch schedule. Would you be able to bust out a quick logo for us? I can give you all the details on colorways/patterns etc 
<2021-09-07T13:06:25.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Yeah, of course, what are you looking for?
<2021-09-07T13:08:07.000Z> heidegger14: Awesome, thanks man. We're looking for something in an art-deco font that spells "The People's Samizdat" with a pen or feather quill as the "i" in Samizdat 
<2021-09-07T13:08:24.000Z> heidegger14: I'll send you some reference images
<2021-09-07T13:10:10.000Z> heidegger14: Here's the banner image Hunter made, so the olive green could be close to this  https://img.poast.org/143149ef6c2e1848cb8d4cdf8a2c660a08eaee861d2123ed1dc6a75da4bd1604.jpg
<2021-09-07T13:10:33.000Z> heidegger14: and here's some art deco examples https://img.poast.org/4c5a920ceae17dba6e1241c8178807218dde2fbd19b07ed60302ec59f96c3ea8.jpg
<2021-09-07T13:10:49.000Z> heidegger14: here too https://img.poast.org/9e390dc2a19105e813a215659d543d068c7146789819b4b195e3da2b3214c4b6.jpg
<2021-09-07T13:11:06.000Z> heidegger14: and here's the general colorway on the website  https://img.poast.org/6b3bc29aa6bbc23ba21d296193d5a9c2d66b4cba5de8c48f1c79bbb1f66b4722.png
<2021-09-07T13:11:27.000Z> heidegger14: Let me know if you have any questions - thanks a ton for helping us out here 
<2021-09-07T13:19:51.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Don't mention it. I've got some other work to do this morning but I'll sit down this afternoon and see what I can do. Should have something done by the end of the day at the latest.
<2021-09-07T15:05:38.000Z> heidegger14: That would be fantastic, thanks brother! You can either send it here or to our protonmail, whichever is easiest 
<2021-09-07T19:27:33.000Z> WoodshopHandman: How's something like this? I figure a fountain pen would fit better with the art deco aesthetic, but I'm not sure if you guys wanted a more "graphic" element to it or not https://img.poast.org/69b248a9707a5e6eb30b68cfe8b4eea067bc27a027f16b410a725df061d816b4.png
<2021-09-07T19:28:17.000Z> heidegger14: Holy shit that is beautiful 
<2021-09-07T19:28:32.000Z> heidegger14: That is exactly what we were looking for god damn 
<2021-09-07T19:29:36.000Z> WoodshopHandman: What size and format do you guys need?
<2021-09-07T19:30:28.000Z> heidegger14: Substack says "Should be at least 256×256" so anything above that will be perfect
<2021-09-07T19:30:39.000Z> heidegger14: As for format, probably a PNG would work 
<2021-09-07T19:40:54.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I sent the design to the protonmail
<2021-09-07T19:45:20.000Z> heidegger14: Weird, didn't arrive yet - maybe try again? tpswritesubs@protonmail.com
<2021-09-07T19:49:07.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Ah, I sent it to the email in the picture you sent lol
<2021-09-07T19:49:10.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Gimme a minute
<2021-09-07T19:50:52.000Z> WoodshopHandman: How about now?
<2021-09-07T19:51:32.000Z> heidegger14: Received! These are gorgeous, looks very clean and professional 
<2021-09-07T19:51:41.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I try
<2021-09-07T19:51:49.000Z> heidegger14: Thank you for your help my brother, I owe you a big one 
<2021-09-07T19:53:46.000Z> WoodshopHandman: You can pay me back when we finally build the poast commune brother
<2021-09-16T15:58:09.000Z> heidegger14: Just got your human craft article, wanted to let you know we scheduled your story for Sunday - it's really well done, you're a talented writer, it'll fit great with the publication's theme too 
<2021-09-16T15:59:33.000Z> WoodshopHandman: thank you brother sorry for sending so many renditions
<2021-09-16T16:02:04.000Z> WoodshopHandman: by the way, what sorts of visual elements can be added to a substack post? I know images can, but can they have captions? what about embedded video?
<2021-09-16T16:20:48.000Z> heidegger14: So I see a block quote function, and it'd probably be easy to do captions. Haven't played around with embedded video yet, but from Hunter's synthwave song, a YouTube video embeds right into the page automatically. We got a few song entries so we're also trying to play around with embedded MP3 players 
<2021-09-16T16:21:12.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Good to know, thanks!
<2021-09-18T14:18:35.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Hey, it's been a while since I had my shirt store open, but if I can figure out another host provider, would it be alright for me to put a design up with the logo for The People's Samizdat? I'd even be willing to offer free shirts as prizes to winners of future contests
<2021-09-18T14:19:56.000Z> WoodshopHandman: for perspective https://img.poast.org/910feb9b85c7cbac6b3d252ef66e2d0f05872a783088db7d5c9dedfc2ed6b9fe.jpg
<2021-09-18T15:48:50.000Z> heidegger14: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that shirt looks so clean! That would be amazing, I'd definitely wear it. Hope you're able to open your shop again, still can't believe they shut down Oakpill with no warning, probably got mass reported by troons 
<2021-09-18T16:49:50.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Haha probably! I've gotta wait a bit for some financial set-up things I'm working on with the other shops I've got to clear, but once I can get a credit card to charge the production costs to instead of my bank account, I'm gonna try and get it back online for sure
<2021-09-18T17:47:49.000Z> heidegger14: After the Covid vaccine mandate, I'm gonna need one of those "OSHA Violator" hats ASAP
<2021-09-19T00:35:20.000Z> heidegger14: Also just wanted to let you know, your handicraft piece for TPS was highly entertaining and we've schedule it for next Sunday. Tomorrow will be your story, so Sundays are Woodshop Days on TPS haha
<2021-09-19T01:12:43.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Based, I look forward to reading everyone's reactions to it all
<2021-09-19T01:22:59.000Z> heidegger14: One last thing - do you have a particular image you'd like to go along your story? Like one of the village described, probably good to use one of the images I've seen you use on Poast 
<2021-09-19T11:59:23.000Z> WoodshopHandman: this one, if you please https://img.poast.org/acfec04dd53ed5dd17654e60b651182a5f55e4d914f6df4dbce69320262171e6.jpg
<2021-09-21T18:59:54.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Hey, would it be alright if I sent in some writings on various topics that I wrote down a few years ago when my writing was more focused on being big-brained? I think the content is still pretty informed and well-written even if it's not my current, more laid-back style
<2021-09-21T20:50:14.000Z> heidegger14: Hell yeah man, as long as it follows Substack's gay rules about naming the kikes or violent rhetoric then it's golden. Is this from the same "manifesto" as the Holocaust denials? 
<2021-09-21T20:50:45.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Aw don't call it a manifesto...
<2021-09-21T20:51:04.000Z> heidegger14: I'm trying to go for the Uncle Ted vibes
<2021-09-21T20:51:21.000Z> WoodshopHandman: But yeah, same file
<2021-09-21T20:52:06.000Z> heidegger14: Absolutely based, for sure you can send it any parts of it over. Your short story did really well, just to let you know 
<2021-09-21T20:54:18.000Z> heidegger14: as in, got a higher e-mail click rate than the Borzoi interview we did 
<2021-09-21T20:55:27.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Yooo that's sick
<2021-09-21T20:55:37.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I gotta work on the followup when I find time
<2021-09-21T20:57:17.000Z> heidegger14: Btw I take your side in this debate with Ivan, people throw away their specialness too quickly for no gain. What ever happened to pair bonding and having self-respect 
<2021-09-21T21:02:11.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I just don't see the point in it, tbh. If a dude can't be confident around women without having sex first, that's a personal issue.
<2021-09-21T21:04:29.000Z> heidegger14: I think people watch too much porn and it fucks with their psyche. Most people in the pre-industrial era did not have these "self-confidence" problems around women, and they typically got married from 25-29 
<2021-09-21T21:07:22.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I mean, I can't blame them for that. First time I saw porn was at age 10 on a laptop in the back of a math class and things have only gotten worse since then. If there's any material *thing* I truly hate, it's porn. https://img.poast.org/47144a69c1221c0327aa00fe934802bbeffb3e6ec1456b74d057762ce08d0dc4.jpg
<2021-09-21T21:11:08.000Z> heidegger14: >tfw the teacher would wheel in the ipad cart and one kid would always look up weird shit and show everyone 
<2021-09-21T21:12:50.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Yeah maybe giving puberty-addled kids unbridled access to the internet limited only by a basic word filter that kept you from going son websites with the words "game" and "porn" in the URL wasn't the best option
<2021-09-21T21:16:19.000Z> heidegger14: SMASH A COMPUTER BUILD A SHRINE
<2021-09-27T20:18:00.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Hey, have you guys considered setting up a crypto wallet for donations for TPS? It wouldn't hurt to just throw an address up on the page, even if potential donations would only used for something like contest prizes or whatever
<2021-09-27T22:29:01.000Z> heidegger14: We've definitely thought about it, but I'll have to talk more with Hunter about it - one of the things I've definitely considered is the t-shirt idea you came up with 
<2021-09-27T22:29:40.000Z> heidegger14: If you'd ever want to put the logo t-shirt on Oakpilled, go for it - you definitely have permission for any money derived from it 
<2021-09-27T22:34:48.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Actually the reason I asked was because I was going to send all of the proceeds from that design over to you guys and I didn't know if you had an easy way to go about doing it or not
<2021-09-27T22:45:30.000Z> heidegger14: You can absolutely get all the proceeds of it - I'd just be happy to see it on the site and even snag one for myself
<2021-09-27T22:46:55.000Z> heidegger14: Also your human craft article did very very good, people are really drawn to your writing. We've gotten your 1985 article and will be using it for "Woodshop Sundays"
<2021-09-28T00:19:20.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I'm flattered. I remember someone once saying that it's the more "mundane" things that need to be influences if you want to engage hearts and minds, which is why Marty's Sims series was such a hit. I hope I can fill a similar sort of niche.
<2021-10-01T00:50:59.000Z> heidegger14: How's the shirts doing? Borzoi reposted our link to your site, hope that brought you some good trafiic!
<2021-10-01T00:51:07.000Z> heidegger14: reposted on Telegram*
<2021-10-02T03:47:17.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Can't complain, brother. I've already passed the cost of re-booting the side four-fold. Seeing a good spread of designs being sold too, which is nice. Like I said before, If you want to offer a free samizdat shirt as a prize for a contest, I'd be more than happy to set up a code for you guys.
<2021-10-02T04:17:54.000Z> heidegger14: I think we'll take you up on that offer pretty soon - we're gonna run a halloween/horror themed contest later this month, so maybe the winner could get a shirt 
<2021-10-02T04:19:56.000Z> heidegger14: Hell yeah bro, glad to hear the site is going well! I'll toss the link in your TPS article this Sunday and add it to your other ones too 
<2021-10-04T03:07:20.000Z> heidegger14: Me and Hunter are gonna launch the Halloween contest tomorrow - is it cool with you if the prize is a free shirt to Oakpilled? I know you already offered, but I just wanted to 100% get your permission before I post it up tomorrow
<2021-10-04T15:11:09.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Of course, brother
<2021-10-10T01:19:45.000Z> heidegger14: My TPS shirt arrived, shit is absolutely beautiful, somehow it's the softest shirt I own 
<2021-10-14T20:13:12.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Very glad to hear it, brother!
<2021-10-14T20:37:37.000Z> WoodshopHandman: just DM'd this to Hunter, since he requested it, but figured you'd want to see it too https://img.poast.org/605819ea2534d31510fa71ae8b9f1072be0bac8688c70b2cb85d5a7183c0a782.png
<2021-10-14T20:41:11.000Z> WoodshopHandman: The nice thing is if I do multiple TPS designs, I can make it so that winners of contests can pick whichever one they want using their prize code
<2021-10-15T03:13:47.000Z> heidegger14: That fresh logo looks fantastic dude, I like how it blends right into the original design. Looks fantastic, great work bro!
<2021-10-15T03:15:06.000Z> heidegger14: Hope you're mogging the warehouse retards everyday too lmao 
<2021-10-17T00:59:35.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Hey, did you guys ever receive the "Sehnsucht, Ennui, Hiraeth" piece I sent in two weeks ago?
<2021-10-17T01:01:13.000Z> heidegger14: Yes we did, sorry for not getting back immediately. We've got it scheduled for this Sunday for our Woodshop Sundays column 
<2021-10-17T01:01:31.000Z> heidegger14: Your articles do really well, 1985 was a big hit 
<2021-10-17T01:02:11.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I just wanted to be sure because apparently I had a few emails that registered as "sent" but never actually went out
<2021-10-17T01:02:22.000Z> heidegger14: also >tfw hiraeth, i didn't know that word existed but it describes exactly how I feel 
<2021-10-17T01:04:33.000Z> WoodshopHandman: And I think that the discussion in the replies to the poast for 1985 helped out quite a bit. It's more visible engagement and people inevitably check out the OP. I'd like to start discussions like that more tbh
<2021-10-17T01:07:27.000Z> heidegger14: Yeah that's always my hope too, to get people responding and debating each other about stuff. 1985 said a lot of shit I've been thinking about, especially about how old people + young people don't get along well anymore. I've also noticed old people trying to act young when they should be stewards of the culture instead, fuckin hate libtard Boomer olds who desperately try to act 25 again 
<2021-10-17T01:10:35.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Well, I'm currently working on two pieces that sort of go together. One is regarding supernormal stimuli and the other is about positive disintegration. They're a bit more "informative" than previous works, but I think they could still feel at home on TPS
<2021-10-17T01:11:53.000Z> heidegger14: Give me the basic gestalt of what supernormal stimuli and positive disintegration mean, that shit sounds very interesting
<2021-10-17T01:13:32.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Supernormal stimuli: Our bodies were built to be hunter gatherers and technology has developed but our bodies have not kept pace. We are barely even developed for agriculture, not supermarkets. Every label, every ad on the radio, etc. is all meticulously designed to target your primitive senses and pull you in.
<2021-10-17T01:14:39.000Z> heidegger14: DAMN that is very true, I'm gonna do some reading into that for myself
<2021-10-17T01:14:55.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Theory of Positive Disintegration: Basically backs up the NPC meme, claiming that people don't ever develop introspection, conscious thought, or a true personality unless they endure struggle beyond the safety of a social support system.
<2021-10-17T01:16:31.000Z> heidegger14: Sounds brilliant bro, this actually ties in great with my cultural analysis essays I've written lately. Struggle is the only way to truly open your eyes and shed the scales of comfort. Looking forward to getting them and I'll be sure to send a "received" when I do fam HH 
<2021-10-17T17:31:21.000Z> heidegger14: My retard fingers typed "Woodship" in the byline, it's fixed on the website but might take some time to reflect edits in the banner
<2021-10-17T20:28:34.000Z> WoodshopHandman: It's been irking me that the logo for the substack page and the TPS poast account profile pic gets cut off, so I made a quick edit that should work better for those specific uses
<2021-10-17T20:29:14.000Z> WoodshopHandman attached file https://img.poast.org/d78f70113b80ca5c96f90a6c9bd4cbce6724fc0283ca3d5bf2c7b723e015071a.png
<2021-10-18T01:14:22.000Z> heidegger14: Fits like a glove right onto the Poast profile, thanks a lot bro! Looks very clean 
<2021-10-27T23:50:24.000Z> WoodshopHandman: In case I forget or my computer dies, the code for the contest prize is "exspiravit". That will allow the winner to get a 100% discount on either of the TPS shirts in my store. They *may* have to pay for shipping still, though, I'm not entirely sure how that all works. It can also only be used once so once the winner picks, that code is used up and cannot be used again.
<2021-10-28T00:11:43.000Z> heidegger14: Awesome, thanks for sending that over man! I'll let the winner know, we got some pretty entertaining entries so far
<2021-10-28T16:01:27.000Z> heidegger14: Hey, I got a request for when you have time - TPS is gonna do something called "NatNoWriMo" for November, standing for "Nationalist Novel Writing Month." Basically just an entire month dedicated to helping writers develop short stories/longform works and making professional quality PDF's of their works. Could you design a logo for NatNoWriMo? I have a vague idea for the logo, but just wanted to run it by you first
<2021-10-28T21:54:58.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Of course! What's your idea?
<2021-10-29T00:04:31.000Z> heidegger14: I'm thinking blocky letters, with a lit torch separating the words. So "Nat" and "Wri" are on the left side of the torch with "No" and "Mo" on the right side. Something that looks nationalist-y and inspirational 
<2021-10-29T00:04:53.000Z> heidegger14: My retarded ass can mock something up in MS Paint, one sec
<2021-10-29T00:09:51.000Z> heidegger14: this is a sin against God and humanity, but here is what I'm envisioning  https://img.poast.org/d838c3d4ce8cb24d9e8c51371bf033552fc89d27cd65a0016a622faaf9ee2628.png
<2021-10-29T01:38:20.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Lemme see what I can do
<2021-10-29T17:35:30.000Z> heidegger14: Thanks man, I appreciate it!
<2021-10-29T18:46:09.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I have what I think is a really cool idea
<2021-10-29T18:46:19.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Lemme run the first draft by you quick
<2021-10-29T18:47:04.000Z> WoodshopHandman attached file https://img.poast.org/2b0a9250d3d7a012a53f6ec80ed65b2bb7f9157ed11539d6f5549e8e44a1b8ca.png
<2021-10-29T19:41:26.000Z> WoodshopHandman: and here's the two more finalized versions
<2021-10-29T19:41:38.000Z> WoodshopHandman attached file https://img.poast.org/4ee364ff9fa03ea824db811e36ea29580ba27ef6fbbd86cc0d56c62342db9f11.png
<2021-10-29T19:42:00.000Z> WoodshopHandman attached file https://img.poast.org/14b55e75446569687794e35049cd135f72e744ae9053c3691e9456893e4b16dc.png
<2021-10-30T00:51:17.000Z> heidegger14: Shit, these are fantastic! The torch/pen hybrid is a great touch, I really like it. Maybe add a white-back to one, so I can keep both the translucent version and the backgrounded version as well. Sometimes substack is weird about transparent images. Thank you brother!
<2021-10-30T00:51:39.000Z> heidegger14: Wish I could kick you some BTC for your efforts but I am too retarded to set up a wallet
<2021-10-30T02:38:42.000Z> WoodshopHandman attached file https://img.poast.org/a48b1a062379f48c251c69f435149430e32c56df5e157f575713fb489ed81de1.png
<2021-10-30T02:40:28.000Z> WoodshopHandman: You may wish to expand the background area around the logo itself but that can be done pretty easily in MS paint depending on what size you want https://img.poast.org/2fce5780bf826fd08c2fe517141de6bb1ebffa3ed0b38145c35170ff3dd5a4f6.png
<2021-10-30T20:27:43.000Z> heidegger14: Absolutely based, God bless, thank you!
<2021-11-03T17:25:10.000Z> heidegger14: Hey Woodshop, Karl just tried using exspiravit and it said "coupon does not exist." Probably just some technical glitch but just wanted to let you know 
<2021-11-03T20:06:02.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I think it should be good to go now. Something about the "visibility status" of the coupon, I think.
<2021-11-03T20:52:18.000Z> heidegger14: Awesome, thanks for allowing us to use your merch for the contest borther
<2021-11-03T21:19:19.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Don't mention it friend
<2021-11-14T19:25:32.000Z> heidegger14: >reading your article on false nostalgia and immediately hit with a desire to play pokemon colosseum and gameboy sp again 
<2021-11-14T19:26:24.000Z> heidegger14: We grew up at the same time and I instantly got all those feels for those early-mid 2000's again 
<2021-11-28T23:52:30.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I'm glad that my musings are able to invoke that sort of feelings. I've actually got three more essays I'm working on, one on proximity to death, one on the fragility caused by assumptions (tangential to fedpoasting but I think it will be allowed), and one is just a story of how I wound up here. Since I've got kind of a backlog of writings in the queue now, I'm gonna try and take my time to flesh these out a bit.
<2021-11-29T01:11:26.000Z> heidegger14: Awesome dude, your essays are always very well received by everybody. Posting one of them tonight, just got home 
<2021-11-29T01:11:37.000Z> heidegger14: Bro you gotta make a wood gift for qt mennonite girl 
<2021-11-29T01:29:28.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I have absolutely no idea what I could possibly make https://i.poastcdn.org/7ce071c517e32117bc89278cddae82d25796ec2e24495937ed8a522cb724c3ae.png
<2021-11-29T23:53:27.000Z> heidegger14: IDEA: JEWELRY BOX 
<2021-11-29T23:53:40.000Z> heidegger14: do mennonite qt's use jewelry at all?
<2021-11-29T23:54:37.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I don't think they do. At least I haven't noticed any of the ladies wearing jewelry.
<2021-12-06T00:10:40.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Brother I do not know what formatting software you are using for the TPS compilations, but it looks splendid! My only criticism is that some sections, like headers/titles, still had wraparound text enabled. Plus the small paragraphs that sometimes get broken up if they are on a new page alone. I'd be happy to show how to fix that in future editions, if you feel so inclined. And congrats on a succestfull first term of The People's Samizdat! 
<2021-12-06T00:25:57.000Z> heidegger14: Thanks bro, very much appreciate it! We used LaTeX software to make the PDF. Hunter did the formatting because I am too retarded to figure Latex out. But yes, we'd definitely like to hear how to fix that, I'll rely the info to Hunter for the future
<2021-12-06T01:03:40.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I don't think I've ever worked with LaTeX but I'll look into it. Alternatively, I have the files for InDesign CS6 that I could send to you guys
<2021-12-06T01:32:45.000Z> heidegger14: That would be incredibly based, I'd be interested in learning that for both TPS and the professional world so yeah definitely send that to our e-mail 
<2021-12-12T11:06:09.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Brother I am making some changes and additions to my "Race and Tribalism" writing so please do not post the version I sent to TPS, as it is not ready yet. Thank you, friend
<2021-12-13T03:01:47.000Z> heidegger14: Based, I will be posting the Good and Evil one today - next week we'll do up the Girl I Haven't Met one brother HH 
<2021-12-13T10:18:26.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Awesome. I just sent over the guide for InDesign btw
<2021-12-13T10:18:32.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Awesome. I just sent over the guide for InDesign btw
<2021-12-13T10:18:47.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Should work with other Adobe CS6 stuff too, btw
<2021-12-20T01:21:35.000Z> heidegger14: Just read your Memento Mori essay, so glad to see you quote Wendell Berry at the end 
<2021-12-20T01:21:54.000Z> heidegger14: Berry is one of my favorite thinkers and probably the best American thinker ever 
<2021-12-20T01:23:09.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I'll have to look into some more of his work because I found myself really enraptured by what he was writing. He conveys a lot of abstract thoughts/feelings I've had in a very detailed way
<2021-12-20T01:24:15.000Z> heidegger14: I really enjoyed "The World-Ending Fire," I read it over the summer on my back porch while watching the fireflies. Massive comfy and it's a compilation of his most important articles. Pretty cheap on Amazon too, highly recommend 
<2021-12-20T01:26:04.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I will add it to the list. Got a lot of books to buy but I really need to get through some of the books I bought from Lost Art press a while back before I spend money on any more
<2022-01-11T00:40:46.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Brother, I value your opinion so I thought I would share with you all the designs I've done for the new collection in case you were curious
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<2022-01-11T00:41:26.000Z> WoodshopHandman: More in the works but I need the text to fill them ofc
<2022-01-11T01:32:11.000Z> heidegger14: These are some fuckin bangers, I really like the retrowave aesthetic you're developing there. Probably one of my favorite designs is the "Kali Yuga Surf Shop," so much room for very aesthetic and esoteric type shirts
<2022-01-11T02:35:52.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I'm actually not completely happy with that Kali Yuga design and I may try to re-do it in the future to where I'm more content with it
<2022-01-12T00:36:29.000Z> heidegger14: Hey Woodshop, I got a favor to ask for you - TPS has Episode 1 of a new podcast called "The WeebNats" that we want to release this week. Some of our poast frens made it. I was wondering if you could make a little retrowave-type logo for The WeebNats? Probably just the name of the podcast stylized in that retrowave type 
<2022-01-12T00:37:31.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Yeah, sure. Any specific examples you want me to emulate?
<2022-01-12T00:38:20.000Z> heidegger14: something like your recent design "Endless Trash" 
<2022-01-12T00:38:33.000Z> heidegger14: Like a VHS type thing with some japanese characters on the side
<2022-01-12T00:46:11.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I've got a few ideas. Ask what they want for the japanese text.
<2022-01-12T00:56:23.000Z> heidegger14: They said "blood and soil" in japanese, BASED 
<2022-01-12T01:08:55.000Z> heidegger14: These symbols: i.poastcdn.org/8b137e812f219368df7319bba18f929926d4778d28535b51e59003fee69e29f8.jpg
<2022-01-12T15:24:26.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Hey, I'm working on something pretty neat for them. Can they give any splash text for their podcast? Just a very short blurb describing the podcast?
<2022-01-12T15:32:55.000Z> heidegger14: Lemme ask them and I'll let you know. Also I really appreciate all your hard work in designing logos for us, I'll repay you on the Poast Commune someday HH 
<2022-01-12T15:33:47.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Don't mention it brother
<2022-01-12T15:48:54.000Z> heidegger14: Dharma wants to know how long the blurb should be, like 5-10 words?
<2022-01-12T15:54:30.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Yeah, something like that. Don't spoil it, but I'm making a mock cassette tape for them too. So like in these, they've got "SUPER SOUNDS FROM THE 70S" and "THE MIDNIGHT SELECTION" and "THE ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK FOR YOUR SOUL AND YOUR EXTREME DREAMS"
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<2022-01-12T15:58:52.000Z> heidegger14: Absolutely BASED, >tfw you will never listen to miami drives at sunset while cruising down south beach 
<2022-01-12T15:59:12.000Z> heidegger14: I'll let you know what he says back 
<2022-01-12T17:47:49.000Z> heidegger14: "the most comfy anime podcast"
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<2022-01-12T18:22:53.000Z> heidegger14: Absolutely beautiful, the guys really love the design. Looks perfect, exactly what we were looking for! Gonna launch the first episode tonight 
<2022-01-13T03:25:12.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Hey brother, if you don't mind my asking, do you and Hunter have any plans to eventually expand TPS beyond Substack? Not suggesting that you guys become the next TRS or anything, but I'm curious if you've thought about setting up a dedicated site at some point.
<2022-01-13T03:28:14.000Z> heidegger14: We've definitely thought about it, mostly because we never know when/if Substack will pull the plug on us. I think our big concerns were buying a domain (that's how most people get doxxed) and retaining our e-mail list - one useful thing about Substack is it sends our articles to our subscriber's emails directly. Possibly a good thing to look into for the future though, so we can have truly uncensored content and not stress about deplatforming 
<2022-01-13T03:34:02.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I use NameCheap for my domains and, to the best of my knowledge, they have free domain privacy settings to keep your name out of the WHOIS database and all that. For hosting, I use SiteGround and that seems to be pretty cheap plus it makes Wordpress installation and management easy. Both are definitely worth looking into and I don't think it would be terribly expensive (I think I'm set to spend like 100 bucks a year on oakpilled.com, but it's been awhile so I'm not sure on the exact amount and they both have first year discounts), plus you'd be able to set up a donation page or whatever if you so chose. Takes a while to figure it out, but the tools are more annoying at times than they are necessarily difficult to learn.
<2022-01-13T03:42:20.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Also, since wordpress was initially a blogging service in a similar vein as substack, setting up an email subscription service for new posts is as easy as just clocking "Subscription Form Block" in the page builder. I don't know if there's any way you'd be able to transfer all of the existing subscriptions over or if they would have to re-subscribe, though.
<2022-01-13T05:23:31.000Z> heidegger14: Awesome, I'll pass all of this information to Hunter since he's much more knowledgeable about it than me. Thanks for sending the name of the services too, that will come in handy when we make the switch in the future. I do think Substack lets us export our e-mail subscriber list, so that Wordpress service would definitely help. 
<2022-01-13T05:25:59.000Z> heidegger14: We're up to 247 e-mail subscribers now, our articles have been doing incredibly good this past month and a half. Every single one is pretty much doing triply as well as the first ones from September/October. We kinda doubt Substack's metrics too, because of tracking blockers people may have, so it's been looking very very healthy lately 
<2022-01-13T05:32:10.000Z> heidegger14: Oh yeah, I was gonna let you know, Memento Mori got picked up by this fairly big blogsite: hcsblogdotorg.wordpress.com/2022/01/08/memento-mori/ 
<2022-01-13T14:43:11.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Yooo that's sick
<2022-01-16T04:24:39.000Z> heidegger14: Hey bro, don't think you have Telegram so you might not be able to do our book group but I'd definitely like to arrange a podcast to talk about Mike Ma's Harassment Architecture - would that be something you'd be interested in? Still vague and wouldn't happen for a few weeks, just tossing it out there
<2022-01-16T04:27:44.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I'd be very interested in it, but I'd have to find a microphone for it
<2022-01-16T04:28:18.000Z> heidegger14: Definitely, no problem. I've been cursed with zoomer Airpods so I'll be roughing it with those 
<2022-01-16T04:36:25.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Any idea how you'd wanna set up the call (?) or whatever to record?
<2022-01-16T04:39:23.000Z> heidegger14: Hunter and I have talked on Jitsi, which is a heterosexual version of Zoom. Secure platform and no registration required, just typing the call password. Very high fidelity too 
<2022-01-16T04:44:40.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Sounds good. I'll see what I can do about finding a mic in the meantime, even if it winds up just being a shitty earbud microphone
<2022-01-16T04:46:51.000Z> heidegger14: No problem borther, hoping to get a few book club guys to do it too. I'll keep you in the loop, probably sometime in February 
<2022-01-16T04:51:20.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Perfect, that's plenty of time
<2022-01-29T07:08:10.000Z> heidegger14: Hey bro, not sure if you've found a mic yet but Hunter recommended this really good set-up. It's $100 total and I bought it, just tested it out today with him and the quality is excellent. It's the mic, stand, and audio interface for a really cheap deal 
<2022-01-29T07:08:15.000Z> heidegger14: mic: sweetwater.com/store/detail/TM80--tascam-tm-80-condenser-microphone 
<2022-01-29T07:08:22.000Z> heidegger14: audio interface: sweetwater.com/store/detail/UM2usb--behringer-u-phoria-um2-usb-audio-interface
<2022-02-04T22:26:27.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Hey brother would you mind switching the TPS profile pic to this new one when you find the time? It's lower res so it should improve load times on the profile significantly (last one was 12k by 12k pixels lol oops)
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<2022-02-04T22:27:59.000Z> heidegger14: Something's wrong with images for me today, none of them are loading - could you email it to me? Also thank you very much lol I heard from a few guys that they had difficulty loading, didnt know why 
<2022-02-04T22:30:00.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Maybe it's because their browser was trying to condense a picture 144 times the size of their screen down to a profile picture haha woops
<2022-02-04T22:31:01.000Z> heidegger14: Lmao no worries brother, gonna go make the fix now 
<2022-02-04T22:34:11.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Wew lad that's so much better
<2022-02-04T22:34:26.000Z> heidegger14: Awesome, thanks for the fix!
<2022-02-05T19:31:09.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Bro, you know that part in Harassment Architecture when Mike Ma talks about getting a hair cut and he's telling the lady that he's in a band that just got done touring Europe and she starts gushing all over him?
<2022-02-05T19:32:54.000Z> heidegger14: Lmao yes, and he just keeps lying and she loves all of it 
<2022-02-05T19:37:34.000Z> WoodshopHandman: That's what telling that lady I was a "published writer" (not a lie) kind of did today. And that's not nearly as extreme in comparison. People need intrigue that they just don't get from their daily lives right now.
<2022-02-05T19:49:20.000Z> heidegger14: People get shocked when anybody breaks the conventional mold of boring numbness, I've noticed that being original and unexpected is the best way to be charismatic and remembered. MEMENTO MORI BROTHER 
<2022-02-05T19:55:14.000Z> WoodshopHandman: YOU GOTTA LIVE IT
<2022-02-08T21:25:53.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I think I figured out how I can rig up a microphone if you guys do still plan on doing a recording talking about HA eventually
<2022-02-08T21:37:11.000Z> heidegger14: Yeah we were thinking sometime next week, possibly next weekend - I'll keep you in the loop. It'd be me, you, Hunter, and possibly this guy from Poast and the book club named Cleon 
<2022-02-08T21:52:01.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Any idea what time of day we'd be looking at?
<2022-02-08T21:52:51.000Z> heidegger14: Most likely sometime after 9 PM EST - Hunter is in PST so he's a straggler 
<2022-02-08T21:53:53.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Gotcha, souds good
<2022-02-08T22:01:16.000Z> heidegger14: Oh yeah, and we use Jitsi, which is a great encrypted group call service. No account creation necessary, just a link 
<2022-02-13T20:54:24.000Z> heidegger14: Hey borther, thought you'd enjoy my 10 page autism about HA thepeoplessamizdat.substack.com/p/harass-the-modern-world
<2022-02-16T15:33:15.000Z> heidegger14: Me and Hunter are aiming at Friday night for prep, Saturday night to record, if that sounds good with you?
<2022-02-16T15:35:56.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Yeah, that should work perfectly
<2022-02-16T15:43:00.000Z> heidegger14: Sweet, I'll let you know exactly which time pretty soon. Plan around 9 or 10 PM EST since Hunter is a Cali-cuck 
<2022-02-16T19:25:59.000Z> WoodshopHandman: I may or may not be available for prep on Friday, but I'll see what I can do
<2022-02-16T21:22:29.000Z> heidegger14: No problem, just let me know beforehand either way 
<2022-02-16T21:53:56.000Z> heidegger14: Also, I wanted you to be the first to know: I'm gonna be deleting the heidegger14 account on Friday. Gonna make a new one named after a wrestler and I'll follow you and other people on there, since you're my bro and I don't wanna lose contact with my borthers 
<2022-02-16T21:55:10.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Will dearly miss all of your banger poasts from this account, friend, but I understand.
<2022-02-16T22:57:27.000Z> heidegger14: WE CAN HAVE MAINE HOMESTEAD IF WE BE GOOFY WHIMSICAL GUYS TO BMW WINDOWS 
<2022-02-16T22:57:36.000Z> heidegger14: HH
<2022-02-17T14:31:12.000Z> WoodshopHandman: Just had a thought that you might be interested in: What if some of the more "insane" philosophers like Nietzsche only seem like that because they wrote their works the same way that Mike Ma did? Like there's a lot of, for lack of a better word, "filler" that serves to filter out the people that don't think the way they do?
<2022-02-17T18:48:22.000Z> heidegger14: Probably the same brain pattern function. Nietzsche and Mike Ma both have similar ideas about recapturing beauty and strength as virtue. I think their chaotic styles might reflect that both Niet and Ma had such spontaneous and creative ideas that couldn't be stuffed into a single traditional book format. Plus their ideas of rebellion involve pushing the limits, which their writing style definitely reflects 
<2022-02-17T22:27:11.000Z> heidegger14: New account is MechManRandySavage, just followed brother HH