<2021-06-21T19:52:27.000Z> TinTin: loved hearing you on the godcast, as a (mostly) swede ethnic living in America the land of my ancestors is something of a mystery to me. Can you recommend any good english sources for Swedish history for me to check out?
<2021-06-22T07:38:47.000Z> Umlauts: Shit, the one history book written by /ourguys/ is only in Swedish.  Do you want an overview history or specific history?
<2021-06-22T07:40:08.000Z> Umlauts: amazon.com/History-Swedish-People-Prehistory-Renaissance/dp/0816646562amazon.com/History-Swedish-People-Renaissance-Revolution/dp/0816646570/ref=pd_sbs_1/141-7624577-9183656?pd_rd_w=3XM3O&pf_rd_p=43345e03-9e2a-47c0-9b70-a50aa5ecbd5c&pf_rd_r=E268YZBXXA902DNDGA8R&pd_rd_r=c0b34670-508b-4aa5-8734-d998eaa74104&pd_rd_wg=O7rA7&pd_rd_i=0816646570&psc=1
<2021-06-22T07:41:12.000Z> Umlauts: Vilhelm Mobergs history is otherwise something I could recommend. He's not a 'proper' historian, but he's a proper patriot of his time even if he has some libertarian priors which might show in those books.
<2021-06-22T07:42:34.000Z> Umlauts: I would also recommend his novel series "The Emigrants" which is about precisely the kind of people your Swedish ancestors were, i.e emigrants to the US.
<2021-06-22T07:43:18.000Z> Umlauts: Got a pretty good miniseries made of it too if you can find that with subtitles.
<2021-06-23T00:56:16.000Z> TinTin: thank you so much! I 
<2021-06-23T00:56:42.000Z> TinTin: would be interested in an overview, gleaned some from wikipedia but only so much you can get from there
<2021-06-23T00:57:01.000Z> TinTin: and what you do get is..........well, shaded pretty heavily in certain areas
<2021-06-23T00:57:28.000Z> TinTin: I will check out both of those books in the meantime
<2021-06-23T07:30:53.000Z> Umlauts: Those two books are probably the best I can currently recommend in english. 
<2021-12-16T15:26:09.000Z> TinTin: I got the Moberg books for Christmas, cant wait to dig into them
<2021-12-16T15:27:19.000Z> Umlauts: Oh cool, which ones was it?
<2021-12-16T15:28:17.000Z> TinTin: the two volume history of the swedish people
<2021-12-16T15:30:29.000Z> Umlauts: Very nice. I hope Mobergs libertarian priors aren't too obnoxious. He did write it at a time when the Swedish state was very corrupt and heavy handed. Not more than now but I guess it was hard to imagine at the time that Social Democracy would be worse.
<2021-12-16T15:31:47.000Z> TinTin: well it will have to do unless I could make a trip over there sometime, which I'm not holding out too much hope for RE covid but I still pray it might materialize 
<2021-12-16T15:34:57.000Z> TinTin: I have thought of trying to do a missions trip to Sweden, but idk if that would be possible
<2021-12-16T15:35:06.000Z> TinTin: what are the travel restrictions like over there?
<2021-12-16T15:35:56.000Z> Umlauts: What like now? basically non-existent afaik.
<2021-12-16T15:36:34.000Z> Umlauts: There seems to be some new recommendations since I've seen people wearing masks again but at least internally in Sweden I've noticed no restrictions at all.
<2021-12-16T15:36:43.000Z> Umlauts: How it is to travel as a foreigner I have no idea
<2021-12-16T15:37:37.000Z> Umlauts: There's some sort of needing to show vaccination proof at "events" (sporting etc) with more than 100 people present but that's basically it
<2021-12-16T15:37:42.000Z> TinTin: yeah thats what I meant, obviously a bunch of details would have to get sorted out but I knew a buddy in Germany who said I wouldnt be able to get into the country without the covid vaccine and probably could have alot of trouble even with it
<2021-12-16T15:38:54.000Z> Umlauts: folkhalsomyndigheten.se/the-public-health-agency-of-sweden/communicable-disease-control/covid-19/if-you-are-planning-to-travel/
<2021-12-16T15:39:04.000Z> Umlauts: That's basically the public info that's most relevant
<2021-12-16T15:39:18.000Z> Umlauts: I think there's a few more government sites for sweden with english versions you can check
<2021-12-16T15:40:44.000Z> TinTin: sweet, thanks
<2021-12-16T15:40:50.000Z> Umlauts: No problem.
<2021-12-16T15:41:07.000Z> Umlauts: Public information in Sweden is generally pretty easy to get in english.
<2021-12-16T15:41:40.000Z> TinTin: thats another thing I meant to ask, if a trip ever materialized how much swedish would I need to know to get around? 
<2021-12-16T15:42:22.000Z> Umlauts: English is a core language in the Swedish school system so pretty much everyone is english speaking to some degree.
<2021-12-16T15:42:27.000Z> Umlauts: You'd need very little.
<2021-12-16T15:42:50.000Z> Umlauts: But iirc it takes about 6-9 months of dedicated study to reach fluency in Swedish as a native english speaker.
<2021-12-16T15:48:15.000Z> TinTin: ahhh gotcha, good to know
<2021-12-16T16:09:06.000Z> Umlauts: Also a lot of American media consumption so our urban populations are highly Americanized
<2021-12-16T16:10:38.000Z> TinTin: I'm sorry
<2021-12-16T16:13:05.000Z> Umlauts: Look, about half of Swedens population emigrated to America in the 19th and 20th century. Our fascination with your continent is not new.
<2021-12-16T16:14:22.000Z> Umlauts: If that fascination only stopped at cowboys but the jew wont let us have anything nice
<2021-12-16T16:14:27.000Z> TinTin: I know, its how I wound up here and I'm not sorry for it, but American media........yeah well lets just say it was better when we were exporting a bunch of steel 
<2021-12-16T16:15:20.000Z> Umlauts: As an aside, the county I live in was specifically investigated in the early 19thc for producing a lot of American emigres
<2021-12-16T16:15:42.000Z> TinTin: if its not too doxxy where is it? 
<2021-12-16T16:15:45.000Z> Umlauts: I can count in my own blood descent several American emigrations and returns to Sweden
<2021-12-16T16:16:03.000Z> TinTin: I was told my family comes from a place called Smoland (probably misspelled) 
<2021-12-16T16:16:09.000Z> TinTin: both sides actually lol
<2021-12-16T16:16:48.000Z> Umlauts: Småland is in the southeast of Sweden and south east from where i am.
<2021-12-16T16:17:15.000Z> Umlauts: And sadly it's super doxxy to share which county it is.
<2021-12-16T16:17:56.000Z> Umlauts: But it was apparently notorious for producing cowboys and lumberworkers in America lmfao
<2021-12-16T16:18:06.000Z> TinTin: makes sense
<2021-12-16T16:18:44.000Z> Umlauts: >tfw read old Swedish farmers bragging how everyone who migrates goes to Nebraska
<2021-12-16T16:18:51.000Z> TinTin: my grandfather was a lumberworker for awhile and he tells some stories that are pretty entertaining
<2021-12-16T16:18:51.000Z> Umlauts: *everyone from their village
<2021-12-16T16:18:59.000Z> TinTin: NO WAY
<2021-12-16T16:19:12.000Z> TinTin: yeah I'm actually on my way to nebraska rn to visit family
<2021-12-16T16:19:31.000Z> Umlauts: Nebraska, Kansas and Wisconsin were mentioned as some of the top areas migrated too
<2021-12-16T16:19:59.000Z> Umlauts: Yeah my grandfather spent his entire life in the lumber industry here
<2021-12-16T16:20:11.000Z> TinTin: Makes sense. Mom's side was in Nebraska, Dad's side was North Dakota and Washington State
<2021-12-16T16:20:43.000Z> Umlauts: Currently writing a term paper about migration to America from my county. Very funny reading the comments from people at the time.
<2021-12-16T16:21:18.000Z> TinTin: what are some examples?
<2021-12-16T16:26:53.000Z> Umlauts: >one Swedish government official being incredibly assmad all the young people emigrate to America because of the dollar>one specific example of a family sending a daughter as young as *fourteen* to the US to work and send money back and she worked there for several years AND WAS COMPLETELY SAFE WHILE DOING IT>the Swedes have a very good reputation as workers and apparently get along famously with Americans>one dude traveled to America, became a sheriff famous for fighting injuns (he came from a place literally across the lake from where I am currently sitting)
<2021-12-16T16:26:56.000Z> Umlauts: Minor examples
<2021-12-16T16:27:41.000Z> Umlauts: Overall trend is that Sweden at the time had major problems that sound very familiar to today and the American migration acted essentially a safety valve to prevent violence in the nation
<2021-12-16T16:27:55.000Z> TinTin: last one sounds awesome 
<2021-12-16T16:28:23.000Z> Umlauts: Yeah the place he came from when translated into english even sounds like an incredibly western name. "Moose Creek"
<2021-12-16T16:28:28.000Z> TinTin: and your point makes alot of sense. Americans are basically all the violent religious extremists northern europe was sick of dealing with
<2021-12-16T16:29:02.000Z> Umlauts: In many ways yeah.
<2021-12-16T16:29:56.000Z> TinTin: I have a few Puritan ancestors and its definitely true of them lol
<2021-12-16T16:31:42.000Z> Umlauts: Well they did stir a lot of shit with their incessant autism to the point you can still see these trends in the infighting among extremist politics in America lmao
<2021-12-16T16:33:48.000Z> TinTin: too true
<2021-12-22T23:11:27.000Z> TinTin: so one of the projects I've been working on is a /ourguy/ history of america, and wondered if you could give me any advice based on the strenghts/weaknesses of the /ourguy/ history of sweden
<2021-12-22T23:12:39.000Z> Umlauts: I've yet to have time to actually read more than a skimming
<2021-12-22T23:12:57.000Z> TinTin: oh gotcha
<2021-12-22T23:13:36.000Z> Umlauts: But one tip I would give is to not neglect that America is built on the corpses of hundreds of thousands of white slaves shipped there to be worked to death.
<2021-12-22T23:43:42.000Z> TinTin: I already read the Lafond books lol
<2021-12-22T23:45:47.000Z> Umlauts: Oh well then you're off to a good start lmao. How are they writing wise? I keep forgetting to get them whenever I end buying books.
<2021-12-22T23:50:12.000Z> TinTin: they're fine. He's a little scattershot, reads a bit more like research summary than one book *per se* but his point is well met 
<2021-12-22T23:50:44.000Z> TinTin: if you want I'll send you the first 'part' whenever I finish it, which I anticipate being sometime in May
<2021-12-22T23:57:29.000Z> Umlauts: >He's a little scattershotYeah that's Lafond alright. 
<2021-12-22T23:57:55.000Z> Umlauts: And sure man, I'll see what I can do with critique.
<2021-12-22T23:58:52.000Z> TinTin: well I've barely started on it lol but yeah when I get a rough draft done I'd be delighted to hear your critique!
<2021-12-23T00:01:13.000Z> Umlauts: inb4 it turns into the trademarked Umlaut textual critique which is a 3 hour schizoid episode fuelled by coffee & whiskey
<2021-12-23T00:01:54.000Z> Umlauts: Actually managed to ace a religious science exam that way lmfao
<2021-12-23T00:02:58.000Z> Umlauts: >Hey Umlaut why did you score 99% on this exam about Christian anti-semitism?>Diligent study
<2021-12-23T00:10:09.000Z> TinTin: “He’s just like me”
<2021-12-23T00:18:31.000Z> Umlauts: >chugs four cans of white Monster>slams face on keyboard while screaming ITS THE JEWS>submits to university e-platform>top grade
<2021-12-23T01:15:40.000Z> TinTin: literally
<2021-12-23T10:46:43.000Z> Umlauts: If only it worked for all my exams and term papers.
<2021-12-23T19:59:39.000Z> TinTin: a little ashamed to say it worked pretty well on mine
<2021-12-29T01:29:24.000Z> TinTin: Alright the lolberg sensibilities come out a lot more in volume two 
<2021-12-29T01:29:54.000Z> TinTin: He seems extremely hostile to nationalism as an idea 
<2021-12-29T10:23:43.000Z> Umlauts: Yeah afaik he was hostile to the idea because muh statism
<2021-12-29T10:24:42.000Z> Umlauts: Also it depends when in his life he wrote it because Moberg has said some very (ethno)nationalist things later in life
<2021-12-29T10:27:47.000Z> Umlauts: Bet also just how fucking terrible the Swedish state had been for the past hundred years coloured his perspective immensly too.
<2021-12-29T17:21:52.000Z> TinTin: Yeah that makes sense, I think this was written kinda early on cause he does the tactical deconstruction thing that makes my eyes roll 
<2021-12-29T17:22:22.000Z> TinTin: But hey it’s a primer, would love to go deeper into Gustav Vasa and Gustavus Adolfus
<2021-12-29T17:22:48.000Z> Umlauts: >published 1970Oh lmao that was actually pretty late in his life
<2021-12-29T17:22:58.000Z> Umlauts: But boy did he have reasons to be mad then
<2021-12-29T17:23:12.000Z> Umlauts: Also was that you on the most recent Godcast?
<2021-12-29T17:23:41.000Z> TinTin: Wasn’t the 70s when Sweden officially went multicultural?
<2021-12-29T17:23:49.000Z> Umlauts: 1972 yeah
<2021-12-29T17:23:57.000Z> TinTin: And yes I was, what’d you think?
<2021-12-29T17:24:22.000Z> Umlauts: Good episode, though I think apologetics for Cromwell is a lost cause lmao
<2021-12-29T17:24:46.000Z> TinTin: Don’t care I love the puritans, always have 
<2021-12-29T17:25:30.000Z> Umlauts: Checking my old booklist 
<2021-12-29T17:25:43.000Z> Umlauts: Trollhistorier, Rolf LidbergBland Tomtar och Troll, John BauerSvenska Folksägner, Bengt av KlingbergIf you can find these in english those are great fairy tale collections
<2021-12-29T17:26:01.000Z> TinTin: Sweet will do 
<2021-12-29T17:27:34.000Z> Umlauts: And we all have our sperg causes lmao
<2021-12-29T17:28:11.000Z> Umlauts: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anders_Fryxell
<2021-12-29T17:28:21.000Z> Umlauts: This guys works might also be available in english
<2021-12-29T17:28:43.000Z> TinTin: Hey this might be an odd question and maybe you don’t have an answer but I’d love to visit Sweden, what would be the best way to do that as far as not being too hard on the wallet but still actually experiencing it? 
<2021-12-29T17:29:26.000Z> TinTin: I’ve thought of maybe doing a missions trip or else maybe a semester abroad or something, but maybe it would be better to just book a vacation there or something?
<2021-12-29T17:29:53.000Z> Umlauts: Tal och Skrifter: En Biografi, Gustav II Adolf(Speeches and writings, Gustaf II Adolf) Gustavus Adolphus own writings, probably available in english
<2021-12-29T17:30:18.000Z> Umlauts: Depends, what do you want to do? Museum trip? Camping? Just getting the sights?
<2021-12-29T17:31:55.000Z> Umlauts: There's also the Swedish history Carl af Grimberg wrote, though I really doubt that exists in english
<2021-12-29T17:34:47.000Z> TinTin: Museum probably, but I dont know what I dont know
<2021-12-29T17:34:55.000Z> TinTin: want to get a feel for the place I guess
<2021-12-29T17:35:27.000Z> Umlauts: A mission trip would probably be really depressing as your first trip considering the absolute state of Swedish soul 
<2021-12-29T17:35:52.000Z> TinTin: would also be great to run into you depending on where you are, and if I go I really want to try and connect with my family who's there, they're in Smaland but tracking them might be difficult
<2021-12-29T17:35:54.000Z> Umlauts: Stockholm has some of the best museums in the country but Stockholm is fucking awful.
<2021-12-29T17:36:16.000Z> TinTin: yeah understandable, I'd say the same of pretty much any American city
<2021-12-29T17:36:39.000Z> Umlauts: And Stockholm is trying very hard to be an American city.
<2021-12-29T17:36:57.000Z> TinTin: ouch. 
<2021-12-29T17:37:09.000Z> Umlauts: It's the curse of Swedish cities.
<2021-12-29T17:37:13.000Z> Umlauts: They all want to be New York
<2021-12-29T17:38:01.000Z> TinTin: oh dear God
<2021-12-29T17:38:05.000Z> TinTin: been to new york once
<2021-12-29T17:38:16.000Z> TinTin: my fight or flight was triggered the entire time
<2021-12-29T17:39:09.000Z> TinTin: I'
<2021-12-29T17:39:18.000Z> Umlauts: Though, a Stockholm trip would be bearable if all you do is visit some of the museums and Gamla Stan (Old Town) and go see the royal castle, Livrustkammaren (royal armory), Vasa museum during summer and then fuck off to the country side.
<2021-12-29T17:39:23.000Z> TinTin: I'm sorry your cities copy ours 
<2021-12-29T17:39:40.000Z> Umlauts: Sweden always imports the worst ideas from America and vice versa.
<2021-12-29T17:39:40.000Z> TinTin: that sounds pretty fun
<2021-12-29T17:39:54.000Z> Umlauts: Yeah I did that with my dad in 2014-2015.
<2021-12-29T17:39:56.000Z> TinTin: yeah I've noticed unfortunately 
<2021-12-29T17:40:36.000Z> Umlauts: You can actually see the stuff used by Swedish kings, for example Gustav Vasas armors or the buff coat Gustavus Adolphus died in
<2021-12-29T17:40:49.000Z> Umlauts: And also Charles XII's uniforms.
<2021-12-29T17:42:11.000Z> Umlauts: livrustkammaren.se/en/home/
<2021-12-29T17:42:32.000Z> Umlauts: >they're hosting a fucking royal family: but anime exhibition
<2021-12-29T17:42:38.000Z> Umlauts: I AM VOMIT
<2021-12-29T17:42:52.000Z> TinTin: wow so you even imported weebs
<2021-12-29T17:42:56.000Z> TinTin: I'm so sorry
<2021-12-29T17:43:14.000Z> Umlauts: It's better than the "Oh wow Queen Kristina is totally trans tehee" bit they've been doing for a few years but still
<2021-12-29T17:43:16.000Z> Umlauts: I AM VOMIT
<2021-12-29T17:44:11.000Z> TinTin: yeah........
<2021-12-29T17:44:27.000Z> TinTin: is there a time of year you recommend?
<2021-12-29T17:44:28.000Z> Umlauts: Still though, the classic exhibitions are well worth a visit
<2021-12-29T17:44:57.000Z> Umlauts: June to August
<2021-12-29T17:45:03.000Z> Umlauts: Even if it is peak tourist season
<2021-12-29T17:45:37.000Z> TinTin: well august is probably easiest if I were to make it purely a vacation 
<2021-12-29T17:45:52.000Z> TinTin: although I have a cousin going to school there in the spring, maybe
<2021-12-29T17:46:02.000Z> Umlauts: Yeah that's a good time of year
<2021-12-29T17:46:45.000Z> TinTin: poor girl is the most swedish looking of our family other than me
<2021-12-29T17:47:22.000Z> TinTin: our family is super reformed but the school shes going to are like pentecostals, I always laugh hearing her experiences
<2021-12-29T17:47:36.000Z> Umlauts: oh no she's square headed and autistic?
<2021-12-29T17:47:37.000Z> TinTin: I have no idea where in Sweden it is though
<2021-12-29T17:47:47.000Z> Umlauts: >Swedish pentecostals
<2021-12-29T17:48:00.000Z> Umlauts attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/13018a9d7c3b263597c09a47efa8313d6ccfbcb168823da53ae9397d43a4d75f.jpg
<2021-12-29T17:48:14.000Z> TinTin: no, more like random pentecostals who made a school in sweden 
<2021-12-29T17:48:28.000Z> TinTin: its an english speaking school and I think pretty much all the students are international
<2021-12-29T17:48:40.000Z> TinTin: but yes shes very autistic 
<2021-12-29T17:48:43.000Z> Umlauts: Oh it's one of those schools
<2021-12-29T17:48:49.000Z> TinTin: at least shes not as bad as me but shes not that far off
<2021-12-29T17:49:07.000Z> Umlauts: >international free schools
<2021-12-29T17:49:30.000Z> Umlauts attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/4088c0e84a948dd9601920956b3d0be1710f5765160e76a782a9d5adf7fbc0af.png
<2021-12-29T17:49:37.000Z> TinTin: dude I know
<2021-12-29T17:49:45.000Z> TinTin: its uhhhhhh, well anyway
<2021-12-29T17:50:05.000Z> TinTin: the funny thing I think her vision of school was an mrs degree but shes not really enamored of the prospects 
<2021-12-29T17:50:41.000Z> Umlauts: You don't get as debt burdened here for uni as in the US but uni is still a fucking meme
<2021-12-29T17:51:31.000Z> TinTin: yeah I know, but as I maybe touched on in the godcast ep my family is super academic 
<2021-12-29T17:51:37.000Z> TinTin: part of being calvinist I suppose
<2021-12-29T17:51:59.000Z> TinTin: college is non negotiable 
<2021-12-29T17:52:06.000Z> TinTin: I've at least avoided debt 
<2021-12-29T17:52:10.000Z> Umlauts: Good God
<2021-12-29T17:52:48.000Z> TinTin: I'm going to wind up teaching too at this rate God help me
<2021-12-29T17:53:05.000Z> Umlauts: Pain.jpg
<2021-12-29T17:53:05.000Z> TinTin: at least in America I can teach at private christian schools
<2021-12-29T17:53:21.000Z> Umlauts: There's private Christian schools in Sweden
<2021-12-29T17:53:22.000Z> Umlauts: But guess what
<2021-12-29T17:53:33.000Z> Umlauts: They have to toe the same lines as public schools
<2021-12-29T17:53:46.000Z> Umlauts: So on paper they have to follow the same gay agenda as the greater school system
<2021-12-29T17:53:47.000Z> Umlauts: lol
<2021-12-29T17:53:48.000Z> Umlauts: lmao
<2021-12-29T17:55:32.000Z> TinTin: yeah thats probably same in the American ones
<2021-12-29T17:55:52.000Z> TinTin: my friend always gives me shit about what I'm gonna say when some doe eyed child asks me about the hall of costs
<2021-12-29T17:56:21.000Z> Umlauts: >tfw literally managed to get away with by definition Holocaust denial in the classroom
<2021-12-29T17:57:47.000Z> TinTin: lucky you
<2021-12-29T17:58:14.000Z> TinTin: my state has some bullshit where technically you can be arrested for denial if its in a classroom setting
<2021-12-29T17:58:40.000Z> Umlauts: Holocaust denial is not yet formally illegal in Sweden but I would absolutely get fucked by it
<2021-12-29T17:59:08.000Z> TinTin: America is in a weird legal gray area where its regarded
<2021-12-29T17:59:17.000Z> TinTin: I would absolutely get fucked over though lmao
<2021-12-29T17:59:33.000Z> Umlauts: WHich is why I often refer to Yad vashem as an appeal to authority to cover my ass lmao
<2021-12-29T17:59:41.000Z> TinTin: LOL nice\
<2021-12-29T18:00:31.000Z> TinTin: anyways maybe I'd try to visit my cousin if she does go to school there this semester 
<2021-12-29T18:00:47.000Z> TinTin: if not I may shoot for august of this year or next
<2021-12-29T18:00:58.000Z> Umlauts: >have called texbooks gay and retarded for trying to push a gay agenda on the past>using progressive language and history models
<2021-12-29T18:01:16.000Z> TinTin: so vacation is the way to go?
<2021-12-29T18:01:16.000Z> Umlauts: Oh yeah visiting your cousin is probably a good idea.
<2021-12-29T18:01:22.000Z> Umlauts: I'd say so yeah.
<2021-12-29T18:01:26.000Z> Umlauts: At least as a first trip.
<2021-12-29T18:01:49.000Z> TinTin: >have called texbooks gay and retarded for trying to push a gay agenda on the past>using progressive language and history modelsNow there's that autism working in the right direction 
<2021-12-29T18:01:54.000Z> Umlauts: I know Super has referred to me as a missionary to the Swedes but I'm mostly bumbling my way forth and I have no idea where to start lmao
<2021-12-29T18:03:10.000Z> TinTin: well I doubt I'd be of too much use ether
<2021-12-29T18:03:14.000Z> Umlauts: >corrected a textbook trying to point out that Sparta had gay liberty, trannies and female rights>"No akschually this is wrong, Sparta didn't have those things and part of our historical progress is having those things now"
<2021-12-29T18:04:57.000Z> Umlauts: >student asks what I watch on tv>I say I don't watch tv>entire class is fucking astonished, said student thinks I'm insane>tell them I read books instead>they ask who my favorite author is>"Xenophon">class is thunderstruck
<2021-12-29T18:05:19.000Z> TinTin: "you forgot to  attach the gigachad image"
<2021-12-29T18:05:38.000Z> TinTin: told my family my favorite book was beowulf and they literally go "why tho"
<2021-12-29T18:05:50.000Z> Umlauts: It's fucking great
<2021-12-29T18:05:53.000Z> Umlauts: What other reason is there
<2021-12-29T18:05:55.000Z> TinTin: my sisters think Im weird cause I dont watch marvel movies lmao
<2021-12-29T18:06:11.000Z> TinTin: and I collect books printed before 1945
<2021-12-29T18:06:53.000Z> Umlauts: >brother in law casually asked me what the jews at Disney are up to once>I had never even once suggested I am anti-semitic in his presence>he just thought I knew
<2021-12-29T18:07:51.000Z> TinTin: based
<2021-12-29T18:08:05.000Z> Umlauts: >"you forgot to  attach the gigachad image"No that's for when I just quietly stared into space for 15 minutes without touching my phone as the class was working and the students thought I was super human for being able to do it
<2021-12-29T18:08:24.000Z> TinTin: luck you, my siblings joke I'm the only chance for our bloodline since Im the only one who dates.............
<2021-12-29T18:08:32.000Z> TinTin: I want nieces and nephews dammit
<2021-12-29T18:09:17.000Z> TinTin: >No that's for when I just quietly stared into space for 15 minutes without touching my phone as the class was working and the students thought I was super human for being able to do itthats a hardcore flex
<2021-12-29T18:09:26.000Z> Umlauts: I mean, my brother in law is a kosovite. So sadly my nephews are meds lmfao
<2021-12-29T18:09:39.000Z> Umlauts: Still love that swarthy retard like he's my actual brother
<2021-12-29T18:10:10.000Z> TinTin: >I mean, my brother in law is a kosoviteThat explains the countersemetism
<2021-12-29T18:11:03.000Z> Umlauts: >thats a hardcore flexI do it all the time lmao.
<2021-12-29T18:11:57.000Z> Umlauts: And then occasionally open poast and call someone a nigger
<2021-12-29T18:12:31.000Z> TinTin: based
<2021-12-29T18:12:38.000Z> TinTin: and more my speed lol 
<2021-12-29T18:13:11.000Z> Umlauts: I get away with so much dumb shit as a substitute teacher man
<2021-12-29T18:13:34.000Z> TinTin: maybe thats what I gotta do lol, is substitute 
<2021-12-29T18:14:13.000Z> Umlauts: It works as a sidegig
<2021-12-29T18:14:24.000Z> TinTin: as larpy as it sounds always a little miffed I wasnt born as a northeastern wasp with fuck you money. But on the other hand I'd probably be gay lmao
<2021-12-29T18:14:41.000Z> TinTin: >It works as a sidegigwhat do you do as your main thing if you dont mind me asking?
<2021-12-29T18:14:55.000Z> Umlauts: Uni student lmao
<2021-12-29T18:15:22.000Z> Umlauts: Masters in Education would be the equivalent in the US
<2021-12-29T18:15:37.000Z> TinTin: oh man, you're as bad as me lmao
<2021-12-29T18:16:30.000Z> Umlauts: A lot of my views on the absolute state on Swedes comes from watching the youth and know what's pushed on them
<2021-12-29T18:17:36.000Z> TinTin: yeah well America is incredibly fucked so.........understandable 
<2021-12-29T18:19:12.000Z> Umlauts: I weep for what it could've been but I'm also glad I'm not American>tfw almost grew up in the Bay area if not for my mom just going NO
<2021-12-29T18:20:27.000Z> TinTin: you dodged a massive bullet
<2021-12-29T18:20:48.000Z> TinTin: America is a mulatto studfarm. It is an absolute cesspool, a portal to hell itself. Its cities are truly awful
<2021-12-29T18:21:24.000Z> TinTin: but it is a beautiful continent, my ancestors helped conquer. The white Americans, my family and my people I love dearly and will do whatever I can to preserve
<2021-12-29T18:21:46.000Z> Umlauts: As nugger says, REAL AMERICA HAS NEVER BEEN TRIED
<2021-12-29T18:23:11.000Z> Umlauts: >you dodged a massive bulletYou have no idea lol. My dad alone has tried to emigrate to America five times and God told him no every single time through some method. Also talking to my grandma about Swedish emigration to the US it turns out in my direct blood descent and blood relatives there's A LOT of emigrees
<2021-12-29T18:23:36.000Z> Umlauts: And I also come from an area in Sweden noted for having a higher than usual America emigrants in the 19th and early 20th century lmao
<2021-12-29T18:23:53.000Z> TinTin: well it can go horribly wrong, let me tell you, not that you're per se safe from it in Sweden but its bad in America
<2021-12-29T18:24:28.000Z> TinTin: I have a second cousin, she was a very sweet christian girl. Married a nigger who of course was a "professing christian" or whatever, and of course after he puts a kid in her he skates off
<2021-12-29T18:24:46.000Z> Umlauts: COalburning, not even once
<2021-12-29T18:24:53.000Z> TinTin: whole family will still dogmatically deny race
<2021-12-29T18:24:58.000Z> Umlauts: Damn shame
<2021-12-29T18:25:02.000Z> TinTin: or that there was any warning signs
<2021-12-29T18:25:16.000Z> Umlauts: My family at least recognises other people are different even if its tepid.
<2021-12-29T18:25:18.000Z> TinTin: dude I wasnt even racist at the time but that was the beginning of that changing 
<2021-12-29T18:25:36.000Z> TinTin: Current America is literally nigger worship officiated by jews
<2021-12-29T18:25:44.000Z> TinTin: I want to fedpost every day lmao
<2021-12-29T18:25:49.000Z> Umlauts: Painfully aware because they've exported that nigger worship here
<2021-12-29T18:26:02.000Z> TinTin: yeah.........
<2021-12-29T18:26:09.000Z> Umlauts: Went to the liquor store earlier and almost lost my shit over all the negro adverts
<2021-12-29T18:27:00.000Z> Umlauts: Almost grabbed one of my dads horses and RETVRNED to the steppe after like 30s of commercials on tv this christmas
<2021-12-29T18:27:12.000Z> TinTin: thats awesome man!
<2021-12-29T18:27:39.000Z> TinTin: what is the regulation of food like over there>
<2021-12-29T18:27:57.000Z> Umlauts: I am so fucking tired of niggers and I can't imagine how tired of niggers you Americans are
<2021-12-29T18:28:00.000Z> TinTin: I have to kinda bend the law to get raw milk where I am
<2021-12-29T18:28:11.000Z> Umlauts: Unsure
<2021-12-29T18:28:09.000Z> Umlauts: Uh
<2021-12-29T18:28:15.000Z> Umlauts: But I assume it's very autistic
<2021-12-29T18:28:22.000Z> Umlauts: That said food quality here is much better than the US
<2021-12-29T18:28:33.000Z> TinTin: >I am so fucking tired of niggers and I can't imagine how tired of niggers you Americans areI'm past nigger fatigue to nigger exaustion 
<2021-12-29T18:28:47.000Z> TinTin: >That said food quality here is much better than the USwhat I suspected which is why I asked
<2021-12-29T18:29:03.000Z> Umlauts: You can get unpasteurized milk in my local grocery store but I'm not sure about raw milk
<2021-12-29T18:29:08.000Z> TinTin: America is great because we can get tons of red meat but in pretty much every other way we are legit the worst 
<2021-12-29T18:29:34.000Z> TinTin: >You can get unpasteurized milk in my local grocery store but I'm not sure about raw milkthats considered raw in the states which is why I ask
<2021-12-29T18:30:00.000Z> TinTin: I literally run what could be uncharitably characterized as a smuggling operation to aquire raw milk every few weeks
<2021-12-29T18:30:49.000Z> Umlauts: Yeah you can just go buy that here lmao
<2021-12-29T18:31:20.000Z> Umlauts: Or no wait
<2021-12-29T18:31:27.000Z> Umlauts: It's illegal to say in grocers
<2021-12-29T18:31:33.000Z> Umlauts: But you can get it from dairy farmers
<2021-12-29T18:31:48.000Z> TinTin: yeah so about comparable to rural america then
<2021-12-29T18:32:28.000Z> Umlauts: Yeah but my impression is that it's even illegal to buy and consume in the US
<2021-12-29T18:32:46.000Z> Umlauts: Here it's just illegal to sell in the grocers because of food safety laws.
<2021-12-29T18:33:26.000Z> TinTin: >Yeah but my impression is that it's even illegal to buy and consume in the USIt varies somewhat state to state but the FDA is incredibly gay about it
<2021-12-29T18:33:55.000Z> TinTin: fuck niggers fuck kikes and fuck jannies, the aryan must have his milk and meat
<2021-12-29T18:34:15.000Z> Umlauts: Which is why they prevent it
<2021-12-29T18:34:34.000Z> Umlauts: >BUT MUH BACTERIA
<2021-12-29T18:34:39.000Z> Umlauts: WORTH
<2021-12-29T18:34:40.000Z> Umlauts: THE
<2021-12-29T18:34:40.000Z> Umlauts: RISK
<2021-12-29T18:34:55.000Z> Umlauts: Or just fucking boil it lmao
<2021-12-29T18:35:50.000Z> TinTin: its so stupid
<2021-12-29T18:36:03.000Z> TinTin: like the fucking retards who oversanitize everything, hate that so much
<2021-12-29T18:38:53.000Z> Umlauts: Cleanliness is a virtue
<2021-12-29T18:38:56.000Z> Umlauts: But holy shit nigger
<2021-12-29T18:39:07.000Z> Umlauts: Why are you waging chemical warfare in your kitchen
<2021-12-29T18:47:21.000Z> TinTin: yeah seriously
<2021-12-29T18:47:47.000Z> TinTin: whats insane too is how much the medical/cleaning industry is just transparently led by the nose by capital
<2021-12-29T18:54:45.000Z> Umlauts: Point out how some things only exist because of capital and you get called a conspiracy theorist
<2021-12-29T18:54:52.000Z> Umlauts: TIRESOME
<2021-12-29T18:56:24.000Z> TinTin: I have a hell of a time arguing with my family about the food pyramid 
<2021-12-29T18:57:13.000Z> Umlauts: >20thc slave diet formalised
<2021-12-29T18:57:25.000Z> Umlauts: >but with propaganda to convince people its healthy
<2021-12-29T18:57:43.000Z> TinTin: they literally think I'm insane because my diet is dairy and meat lmao
<2021-12-29T18:58:03.000Z> Umlauts: I know its infinitely worse in the US but we've been so fucking disconnected from what real food is.
<2021-12-29T18:58:56.000Z> TinTin: its so, so bad
<2021-12-29T18:58:58.000Z> Umlauts: >eat good things>UR INSANE
<2021-12-29T18:59:00.000Z> Umlauts: how
<2021-12-29T18:59:36.000Z> Umlauts: If I ate only dairy and meat most Swedes would just ask how I make it affordable lmao
<2021-12-29T18:59:50.000Z> TinTin: well I cant really afford it to be honest ether
<2021-12-29T19:00:04.000Z> TinTin: but I make it work somehow
<2021-12-29T19:00:20.000Z> Umlauts: >meat prices in Sweden>pain.jpg
<2021-12-29T19:00:43.000Z> TinTin: probably the one thing you will be jealous of in America
<2021-12-29T19:00:53.000Z> Umlauts: Yeah I am lmao
<2021-12-29T19:00:55.000Z> TinTin: its bad but I can get meat dirt cheap compared to europe
<2021-12-29T19:00:58.000Z> TinTin: especially beef
<2021-12-29T19:01:10.000Z> TinTin: I can eat burgers literally every day and its really not that bad financially
<2021-12-29T19:01:15.000Z> Umlauts: That said you can get a lot of pork cheap
<2021-12-29T19:01:31.000Z> TinTin: oy vey
<2021-12-29T19:01:53.000Z> Umlauts: Big push for vegan and vegetarian shit though
<2021-12-29T19:02:29.000Z> Umlauts: But I still verge closer and closer to the diet of my grandfather which was meat, dairy, wholegrains and potatoes lmao
<2021-12-29T19:03:17.000Z> TinTin: >Big push for vegan and vegetarian shit thoughsame. Its the false choice they offer
<2021-12-29T19:03:29.000Z> Umlauts: >It's the HEALTHIER choice
<2021-12-29T19:03:40.000Z> TinTin: America has tons of "we're healthy unlike *those* people" but zero meat
<2021-12-29T19:03:43.000Z> TinTin: and zero dairy
<2021-12-29T19:04:03.000Z> TinTin: I almost got fired from my grocery job for refusing to stock oakly 
<2021-12-29T19:04:05.000Z> Umlauts: >me, a sperg, proceeds to ruin every environmentalist vegans day by explaining to them how unnatural the process is to create their food
<2021-12-29T19:04:11.000Z> Umlauts: >and how many animal lives it costs
<2021-12-29T19:04:16.000Z> TinTin: which is a stupid hill to die on but I fucking despise them
<2021-12-29T19:04:26.000Z> Umlauts: God I hate oatly so much
<2021-12-29T19:04:31.000Z> TinTin: >me, a sperg, proceeds to ruin every environmentalist vegans day by explaining to them how unnatural the process is to create their foodLITERALLY
<2021-12-29T19:04:54.000Z> TinTin: its fucking insane these people do not give a shit about the actual process, its 100% virtue signaling
<2021-12-29T19:06:29.000Z> Umlauts: >be me, a ted kaczynski stan>cover 2 weeks for a "social sciences" teacher>teach geography segment>it's about the environment>basically shred everything the textbook says, declare it retard and explain how industrial society and its consequences have been a diaster for the human race>within the context of explaining that nothing suggest in the textbook is good for the environment>and make them hate the school by explaining just how bad for the environment giving every student a chromebook is
<2021-12-29T19:06:58.000Z> TinTin: Or corn. Corn is in fucking everything in America. Meinsweeper is right when he said a corn demon rules America 
<2021-12-29T19:07:11.000Z> TinTin: you're doing God's work brother
<2021-12-29T19:07:32.000Z> Umlauts: >Meinsweeper is right when he said a corn demon rules America I mean yeah, powers and principalities my dude
<2021-12-29T19:07:47.000Z> Umlauts: COrn is a very common sacred crop to sacrifice
<2021-12-29T19:08:01.000Z> TinTin: seeing commercials that talk about how great ethanol is is unironically an mkultra trigger
<2021-12-29T19:08:18.000Z> Umlauts: I HATE COMBUSTION ENGINES
<2021-12-29T19:08:20.000Z> Umlauts: I HATE COMBUSTION ENGINES
<2021-12-29T19:08:20.000Z> Umlauts: I HATE COMBUSTION ENGINES
<2021-12-29T19:08:46.000Z> Umlauts: Every day my schizo-theory that it all went to shit when we stopped relying on horses is vindicated
<2021-12-29T19:09:22.000Z> Umlauts: >Red army and Allies where highly mechanised>Third Reich military relied primarily on horses and trains
<2021-12-29T19:09:23.000Z> Umlauts: HMMMMMMM
<2021-12-29T19:10:15.000Z> TinTin: big think
<2021-12-29T19:10:23.000Z> Umlauts: REAL big think
<2021-12-29T19:10:30.000Z> TinTin: Tbh trains are a big component too
<2021-12-29T19:10:34.000Z> Umlauts: Every empire but the American empire was built from the saddle
<2021-12-29T19:11:06.000Z> TinTin: in my family it is a perfect line, between those who loved trains as kids and those who didnt, to now who are ngmi shitlibs and who are still normal
<2021-12-29T19:11:35.000Z> Umlauts: There's just something about the train
<2021-12-29T19:12:22.000Z> TinTin: Nick Mason had a great quote about the problem with america is people who shouldnt be able to reach certain places can get there
<2021-12-29T19:12:40.000Z> TinTin: not that I dont love the car. But trains and horses............something deep there
<2021-12-29T19:12:43.000Z> Umlauts: And this is why cars must be destroyed
<2021-12-29T19:13:10.000Z> TinTin: you ever see a man on a horse with a rifle?
<2021-12-29T19:13:24.000Z> Umlauts: In person? No.
<2021-12-29T19:13:28.000Z> TinTin: that right there is an ancient power that makes the jew perspire 
<2021-12-29T19:14:04.000Z> TinTin: >In person? No.That's a shame. You can literally feel something emanating from them
<2021-12-29T19:14:07.000Z> Umlauts: But the first time I sat on my dads horse in a western saddle I had an acute moment of blood memory.
<2021-12-29T19:14:13.000Z> TinTin: particularly wood rifles 
<2021-12-29T19:14:19.000Z> Umlauts: >wood grain
<2021-12-29T19:14:22.000Z> Umlauts: UUUUOOOOOHHHHHH
<2021-12-29T19:15:00.000Z> Umlauts: I NEED a lever gat
<2021-12-29T19:15:03.000Z> Umlauts: And also revolver
<2021-12-29T19:15:14.000Z> TinTin: revolvers are so fucking cool
<2021-12-29T19:15:14.000Z> Umlauts: But Swedish gun laws hate fun
<2021-12-29T19:15:30.000Z> TinTin: oh thats another thing I soyjack over in America
<2021-12-29T19:15:32.000Z> TinTin: GUNS
<2021-12-29T19:15:44.000Z> TinTin: I can literally carry a gun on me anywhere except uni
<2021-12-29T19:16:16.000Z> Umlauts: I literally break the law if I go outside my door just holding a small kitchen knife
<2021-12-29T19:16:41.000Z> TinTin: God I love the savagery of the new world
<2021-12-29T19:17:01.000Z> Umlauts: Europe turned so gay in the 20thc
<2021-12-29T19:17:05.000Z> TinTin: 17 + 1 Jacketed Hollowpoint 9x19 on me at all times
<2021-12-29T19:17:18.000Z> TinTin: you literally feel different
<2021-12-29T19:17:24.000Z> Umlauts: >automatics
<2021-12-29T19:17:25.000Z> Umlauts: Eh
<2021-12-29T19:17:43.000Z> TinTin: I cant even imagine how much my power level would go up if I could open carry a revolver in a leather holster
<2021-12-29T19:18:02.000Z> Umlauts: I will not be satisfied until I can open carry my three autisms
<2021-12-29T19:18:04.000Z> Umlauts: Revolver
<2021-12-29T19:18:06.000Z> Umlauts: BEEG knoife
<2021-12-29T19:18:08.000Z> Umlauts: And sword
<2021-12-29T19:18:17.000Z> TinTin: automatics have the elegance of a cinderblock but they're very user friendly and cheap
<2021-12-29T19:18:31.000Z> TinTin: lol yeah I carry a switchblade too
<2021-12-29T19:18:38.000Z> Umlauts: >switchblade
<2021-12-29T19:18:41.000Z> Umlauts: Lmao gay
<2021-12-29T19:18:50.000Z> TinTin: except mine is a gift, I've never used it for anything
<2021-12-29T19:18:58.000Z> Umlauts: Yeah it's a switchblade
<2021-12-29T19:19:05.000Z> Umlauts: You only use it to larp as a greaser
<2021-12-29T19:19:08.000Z> TinTin: It always feels like a movie prop
<2021-12-29T19:19:14.000Z> TinTin: LOL yeah
<2021-12-29T19:19:39.000Z> TinTin: guy in my church gave it to me so I feel too guilty to white eliphant the thing
<2021-12-29T19:19:40.000Z> Umlauts: Either get yourself a big ass bowie, a medieval dagger of some kind or a conveniently sized folding knife
<2021-12-29T19:20:05.000Z> TinTin: I have a bowie knife but those things arent very practical unless you're in the wilderness
<2021-12-29T19:20:19.000Z> Umlauts: It's a bowie
<2021-12-29T19:20:22.000Z> Umlauts: It's always practical
<2021-12-29T19:20:25.000Z> TinTin: also I live in a city so if anyone seeing anything they have an aneyrism even though its legal
<2021-12-29T19:20:48.000Z> Umlauts: Well
<2021-12-29T19:20:49.000Z> Umlauts: Shame
<2021-12-29T19:20:59.000Z> Umlauts: But I'm on the Lafond level of crackpot when it comes to knives
<2021-12-29T19:21:05.000Z> TinTin: someday that will change 
<2021-12-29T19:21:11.000Z> TinTin: I want a revolver so bad
<2021-12-29T19:21:33.000Z> Umlauts: >tfw can hide a 17'' dagger in my denim jacket
<2021-12-29T19:21:35.000Z> TinTin: they're so, so fun to shoot too. No handgun will ever compare to shooting a good revolver
<2021-12-29T19:21:52.000Z> Umlauts: If some menanigger jumps me I will literally change the knife meta in my town
<2021-12-29T19:22:30.000Z> TinTin: LOL good man
<2021-12-29T19:22:39.000Z> TinTin: Lafond is right though about guns somewhat
<2021-12-29T19:22:52.000Z> TinTin: its the nuclear option and I would be insanely fucked over if I ever used one
<2021-12-29T19:23:15.000Z> Umlauts: >No handgun will ever compare to shooting a good revolver>need to be an active member of a gun club for a couple of years until you're eligible to get a handgun permitJUST
<2021-12-29T19:23:48.000Z> Umlauts: I also think he's decently accurate in how it changes your thinking and how its more of a totem than anything.
<2021-12-29T19:23:49.000Z> TinTin: F
<2021-12-29T19:24:05.000Z> Umlauts: But I am also noguns and haven't fired anything larger than .22lr
<2021-12-29T19:24:20.000Z> TinTin: >I also think he's decently accurate in how it changes your thinking and how its more of a totem than anything.without doubt. But at some point nature is going to recalibrate America hard
<2021-12-29T19:24:33.000Z> TinTin: and when that happens guns will be king as they were on the Frontier
<2021-12-29T19:24:34.000Z> Umlauts: Which is fun, half the reason I'm gonna try and get myself a hunting license next year is to get a .22lr lever gun 
<2021-12-29T19:25:04.000Z> TinTin: 22lr is actually pretty fun to shoot, if the range was my only place to use a gun I'd just own 22s and revolvers probably
<2021-12-29T19:25:46.000Z> TinTin: literally going shooting this saturday so pretty stoked 
<2021-12-29T19:26:10.000Z> Umlauts: >and when that happens guns will be king as they were on the FrontierDepends on how hard the recalibration is what with C-C-C-COLLAPSE etc.
<2021-12-29T19:26:39.000Z> Umlauts: Either way a return to blackpowder firearms would be KINO
<2021-12-29T19:27:31.000Z> Umlauts: I would die happy (and retarded) if I got the chance to ask some negrified arab if he whistles dixie and then pull a pair of navy colts
<2021-12-29T19:27:48.000Z> TinTin: oh thats another thing about America
<2021-12-29T19:27:56.000Z> TinTin: black powder is completely unregulated
<2021-12-29T19:28:04.000Z> TinTin: can ship em straight to your house
<2021-12-29T19:28:09.000Z> TinTin: can own even if you're a felon
<2021-12-29T19:28:11.000Z> TinTin: etc
<2021-12-29T19:28:42.000Z> TinTin: somehow urban youfs never use them though which disappoints me a bit
<2021-12-29T19:28:59.000Z> Umlauts: >antique black powder weapons manufactured before 1890 are completely unregulated>repros who function THE EXACT SAME are regulated as any other firearmSTOP HATING FUN GOD DAMN IT
<2021-12-29T19:29:02.000Z> TinTin: I saw a shitpost ages ago about how the government of california was actively trying to return the state to 1844
<2021-12-29T19:29:33.000Z> Umlauts: The process to reload a powder revolver is obviously too complex for the modern pavement ape
<2021-12-29T19:29:54.000Z> TinTin: I believe it
<2021-12-29T19:30:01.000Z> TinTin: I've shot them too and they're crazy fun
<2021-12-29T19:30:08.000Z> TinTin: and so much easier on the ears
<2021-12-29T19:30:19.000Z> Umlauts: Oh really?
<2021-12-29T19:30:24.000Z> TinTin: the guy I know who owns them is a massive fan
<2021-12-29T19:30:38.000Z> TinTin: he thinks bolt actions are too newfangled and for the yuppies
<2021-12-29T19:30:51.000Z> Umlauts: Is he wrong though?
<2021-12-29T19:30:55.000Z> TinTin: I mean
<2021-12-29T19:31:04.000Z> TinTin: a bolt gun is 100% ghetto tier
<2021-12-29T19:31:33.000Z> TinTin: I enjoy my autos but the lever gun is so, so, so fun to shoot
<2021-12-29T19:31:50.000Z> Umlauts: Naziboos be like UUUOOHHH KAR98k
<2021-12-29T19:31:54.000Z> TinTin: and he's faster with a lever than I am with an AR
<2021-12-29T19:31:54.000Z> Umlauts: Get that nigger gun out of here
<2021-12-29T19:32:00.000Z> Umlauts: This is a LEVER NEIGHBOURHOOD
<2021-12-29T19:32:21.000Z> Umlauts: >and he's faster with a lever than I am with an ARI believe it
<2021-12-29T19:32:32.000Z> TinTin: you ever see a tall man on a horse, holding a lever gun, wearing a hat, run for your life
<2021-12-29T19:32:36.000Z> Umlauts: And God have they turned a functional firearm into a homosexual totem with the AR
<2021-12-29T19:32:48.000Z> TinTin: that image is imprinted into the mind of every nonwhite in north america
<2021-12-29T19:32:48.000Z> Umlauts: >you ever see a tall man on a horse, holding a lever gun, wearing a hat, run for your life>wow he's literally me
<2021-12-29T19:33:22.000Z> TinTin: there was a senate candidate in alabama who literally rode a fucking horse
<2021-12-29T19:33:29.000Z> Umlauts: Based
<2021-12-29T19:33:37.000Z> TinTin: they destroyed him on some bullshit but he was incredibly based
<2021-12-29T19:33:55.000Z> TinTin: literally dressed like someone from the 1870s too 
<2021-12-29T19:33:59.000Z> Umlauts: BASED
<2021-12-29T19:34:03.000Z> TinTin: and just nignored the courts
<2021-12-29T19:34:28.000Z> TinTin: he was an ex alabama supreme court justice, they removed him because he legit just ignored the supreme court multiple times
<2021-12-29T19:34:59.000Z> Umlauts: Based beyond belief
<2021-12-29T19:35:10.000Z> TinTin: anyway, someday that dream is gonna be reality. Astride a horse, gun in hand
<2021-12-29T19:35:18.000Z> TinTin: the Steppe Barbarian reborn
<2021-12-29T19:36:01.000Z> Umlauts: Cowboys are unironically the most recent iteration of the Steppe barbarian
<2021-12-29T19:36:06.000Z> Umlauts: Just waiting for the next one
<2021-12-29T19:36:14.000Z> Umlauts: Which will probably be pretty similar to the cowboy
<2021-12-29T19:36:41.000Z> TinTin: well it might be biased but I believe the rebirth will come once more from America
<2021-12-29T19:37:09.000Z> TinTin: the white man here is pushed so much further than anywhere else and possesses so much more ability to fight back 
<2021-12-29T19:37:48.000Z> Umlauts: The 2a just seems like such a distraction from fighting back.
<2021-12-29T19:37:57.000Z> Umlauts: But tbh I can't guess.
<2021-12-29T19:38:08.000Z> TinTin: 2A is irrelevant
<2021-12-29T19:38:15.000Z> TinTin: I mean sheer number of guns owned by white mne
<2021-12-29T19:38:18.000Z> TinTin: *men
<2021-12-29T19:38:19.000Z> TinTin: and property
<2021-12-29T19:38:40.000Z> TinTin: never been about the law, always been about the people is my view
<2021-12-29T19:38:46.000Z> Umlauts: Yeah but as the typical line goes, what has it stopped so far etc
<2021-12-29T19:38:47.000Z> TinTin: and my hope is in those white Americans
<2021-12-29T19:39:42.000Z> Umlauts: Either way I wouldn't hazard a guess since there's so many factors speaking for and against both Europe and America
<2021-12-29T19:39:59.000Z> Umlauts: Though it will be probably be some form of awakening in both
<2021-12-29T19:40:12.000Z> Umlauts: Europeans just RETVRNing and Americans finally completing your ethnogenesis
<2021-12-29T19:41:22.000Z> TinTin: True
<2021-12-29T19:41:53.000Z> TinTin: Regardless as insane as it sounds I wouldn’t want to live in any other time 
<2021-12-29T19:42:13.000Z> Umlauts: I mean
<2021-12-29T19:42:15.000Z> Umlauts: Yes and no
<2021-12-29T19:42:25.000Z> TinTin: I think the show is just beginning where the white man is concerned 
<2021-12-29T19:42:35.000Z> Umlauts: There's a great many historical adventures Id love to be part of
<2021-12-29T19:42:47.000Z> Umlauts: But watching this gay and decadent civilization die in real time?
<2021-12-29T19:43:01.000Z> Umlauts: Exciting as fuck man
<2021-12-29T19:43:32.000Z> TinTin: Exactly 
<2021-12-29T19:45:39.000Z> TinTin: Alright well Godspeed man, I’ll probably message again soon depending on how my cousins school goes and how fast I can get the first chapter of my book downb
<2021-12-29T19:48:46.000Z> Umlauts: No problem man, God bless
<2022-04-13T19:08:42.000Z> TinTin: hey can you give me your quick take on the seizure of church lands by Gustav Vasa?
<2022-04-13T19:09:18.000Z> TinTin: I'm doing a thread on land seizure in the Reformation and I figured I'd ask for your take/sources on how it went down in Sweden
<2022-04-13T19:10:49.000Z> Umlauts: From what I recall (Vasa tends to get lambasted as a really bad dude in modern historiography) is that it was both a very expedient way to increase the states coffers and to stick a thumb in the eye of the church with had been sticking its dick in nordic politics too much leading up to the reformation
<2022-04-13T19:10:58.000Z> Umlauts: Particularly when it comes to the power struggle between Sweden and Denmark
<2022-04-13T19:11:56.000Z> Umlauts: iirc the wealth of the Swedish crown was also in dire straits at the time so being able to excuse grabbing the wealth of the catholic church and repurposing it was likely seen as a boon
<2022-04-13T19:12:39.000Z> Umlauts: Especially since the view was at the time that the church was allied with Der Ewige Danskjävel and used as a tool to oppress the Swedes
<2022-04-13T19:13:33.000Z> Umlauts: Overall Gustav Vasa was a great man of history and I fucking wish I had a king like him nowadays even with all his warts
<2022-04-13T19:14:56.000Z> Umlauts: A quote of him really stands out to me where he's addressing his parliament who had been bitching about his despotism"Everyone wants the battle ax to swing, but nobody wants to hold the shaft!"
<2022-04-13T19:16:44.000Z> Umlauts: As for sources, I can't recall any off the top of my head in english language
<2022-04-26T01:42:25.000Z> TinTin: ok fair enough