<2022-03-04T18:33:58.000Z> Umlauts: I HATE CIVILIZATION
<2022-03-04T18:34:01.000Z> Umlauts: I HATE CIVILIZATION
<2022-03-04T18:41:55.000Z> Umlauts: THE WORLD IS TOO SAFE
<2022-03-04T18:41:55.000Z> Umlauts: TOO HEMMED IN
<2022-03-04T18:41:59.000Z> Umlauts: I HATE IT SO FUCKING MUCH
<2022-03-04T18:42:55.000Z> Umlauts: I KNOW NEXT TO NOTHING ABOUT HIM AND I LOVE THAT FAT BASTARD
<2022-03-07T06:23:31.000Z> Umlauts: I AM STILL CAVEMAN TIER MAD ABOUT THE REQUIREMENTS OF THE TELEGRAM APP
<2022-03-07T06:24:10.000Z> Umlauts: AND I'VE STILL YET TO DECIDE IF I'M OKAY WITH A SO CALLED ENCRYPTED APP REQUIRING MY PHONE NUMBER
<2022-03-07T08:15:16.000Z> Umlauts: I'LL HAVE A THUNK ABOUT IT OVER THE DAY BROTHER. I MIGHT BE ABLE TO SWALLOW MY AUTISTIC RAGE AND PRIDE AND MAKE IT WORK
<2022-03-07T08:28:03.000Z> Umlauts: Yeah nah. Installed the app on my phone, saw all the permissions it needed and how it treated my phone number. Deleted account and uninstalled.
<2022-03-07T08:28:56.000Z> Umlauts: Sorry brother, I dont trust this.
<2022-03-07T14:13:59.000Z> Umlauts: I JUST OWNED A STUDENT INTO SEETHING BY EXPLAINING TO HIM THAT THE HUMAN EYE IS NOT A CAMERA AND DOES NOT SEE FPS
<2022-03-07T14:14:11.000Z> Umlauts: I HATE TECHNOLOGY SO FUCKING MUCH
<2022-03-07T14:15:10.000Z> Umlauts: JUST WANNA SHIT IN THE WOODS AND DIE OF EXPOSURE
<2022-03-07T14:29:46.000Z> Umlauts: ZOOMERS ARE NIGHTMARE INDUCING LEVELS OF FUCKED BY TECHNOLOGY
<2022-03-07T14:30:17.000Z> Umlauts: THE ENTIRE GENERATION IS AN ARGUMENT FOR WHY TECHNOLOGY SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED
<2022-03-22T17:54:50.000Z> MechaManRandySavage: UMLAUTS
<2022-03-22T17:54:52.000Z> MechaManRandySavage: WE FOUND A SOLUTION
<2022-03-22T17:55:19.000Z> MechaManRandySavage: YOU DON'T HAVE TO USE TELEGRAM, WE MADE AN ELEMENT ROOM 
<2022-03-22T17:55:55.000Z> MechaManRandySavage: SECURE SIGN UP, ONLY USE EMAIL TOO. NO PHONE NUMBERS OR GAY RETARD SHIT. WE'RE UP TO 10 GUYS IN THERE NOW TOO 
<2022-03-22T17:56:20.000Z> MechaManRandySavage: I'LL SEND YOU THE SIGN UP LINK. LEMME KNOW WHEN/IF YOU GET SIGNED UP AND I'LL SEND THE INVITE LINK
<2022-03-22T17:57:29.000Z> MechaManRandySavage: element.io/
<2022-03-22T18:14:06.000Z> MechaManRandySavage: AWESOME, HOPE IT WORKS BROTHER HH
<2022-03-23T22:26:43.000Z> MechaManRandySavage: SEND A MESSAGE TO HUNTER HERE AND HE WILL SEND YOU THE ROOM INVITE matrix.to/#/@gopnikfinalboss:matrix.org
<2022-03-24T03:33:17.000Z> MechaManRandySavage: WE'LL GET YOU UP TO SPEED ON EVERYTHING, WE JUST HAD OUR FIRST GROUP CALL. WE'RE GONNA USE YOUR STORY AND DORN'S STORY FOR THE BASIS FOR A SHARED SCI-FI WRITING UNIVERSE