<2021-06-27T03:27:36.000Z> Holohoots: Guess who.
<2021-06-27T06:12:43.000Z> Umlauts: Nigger
<2021-06-27T10:56:41.000Z> Holohoots: BRO NO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
<2021-06-27T13:02:29.000Z> Umlauts: N
<2021-06-27T13:02:33.000Z> Umlauts: I
<2021-06-27T13:02:36.000Z> Umlauts: G
<2021-06-27T13:02:39.000Z> Umlauts: G
<2021-06-27T13:02:42.000Z> Umlauts: E
<2021-06-27T13:02:46.000Z> Umlauts: R
<2021-06-27T13:05:50.000Z> Holohoots attached file https://img.poast.org/b0e64d017db8c1f3849120ea9316c7df9c4ac3e12d5fc043304acb92600c56ac.png
<2021-06-27T16:57:51.000Z> Umlauts: >yet another loli induced hellthread on poastb r u h
<2021-06-27T20:05:33.000Z> Holohoots: WOW I SHOWED UP JUST IN TIME!
<2021-06-27T20:05:47.000Z> Umlauts: I KNOW RIGHT
<2021-06-27T20:05:50.000Z> Holohoots: >It's just the same autistic screams from both parties every time
<2021-06-27T20:06:00.000Z> Holohoots: >There is no variation of subject or statements to be said
<2021-06-27T20:09:33.000Z> Umlauts: Well, why would you ever argue with anyone that consumes child pornographic material? No wonder it all just becomes>screeching
<2021-06-27T20:11:04.000Z> Holohoots: I dunno. Feels like dealing with the evils of prostitution in the old days.
<2021-06-27T20:11:19.000Z> Holohoots: In that it's fucking gross but these people aren't really going to go anywhere either.
<2021-06-27T20:11:53.000Z> Holohoots: Drawn kid-fucking is going to be their perpetual hill to die on and if you don't like it; the whole thing turns into a 'Immovable Object vs Unstoppable Force' situation.
<2021-06-27T20:12:12.000Z> Holohoots: I've learned to just stop caring, and focus on general shitpoasting.
<2021-06-27T20:14:16.000Z> Umlauts: Depends on what you mean with the "evils of prostitution". I'd arguably have prostitution rather than porn in a society. I also don't differentiate between loli or real CSAM. It's the intent and the depiction of the act that matters as far as I am concerned. Because your *mind* cannot truly differentiate between 'real' or 'unreal' media. See [Borzoi spergs about Baudrillard etc]
<2021-06-27T20:14:36.000Z> Umlauts: But honestly yes. Moral grandstanding on a shitpoasting board will get no one nowhere.
<2021-06-27T20:14:59.000Z> Umlauts: You can only tell someone to KYS themselves without it becoming ridiculous in itself.
<2021-07-06T17:13:20.000Z> Umlauts: >DK enters a hellthread and starts talking about very contentious scholarship regarding biblical archaeology>argues in very bad faith>uses absolutist terms very naive>surprised why christians are mad at himSmart people can be such retards sometimes jesus christ
<2021-07-06T18:50:13.000Z> Holohoots: This is why I don't bother arguing theology with people. I settle with being a happy retard. Well, I'm not very happy but I'm not in out of depth.
<2021-07-06T18:56:20.000Z> Umlauts: Especially wise considering it's the internet. Where every argument becomes ten times more inflammable.
<2021-07-06T19:35:05.000Z> Holohoots: Quite. Petty people also refuse to let shit go as well too. So much for reconciling with ones brother.
<2021-07-06T19:37:57.000Z> Umlauts: And the internet thrives on pettiness. 
<2021-07-06T19:38:06.000Z> Umlauts: Hence der ewige religion hellthreads
<2021-07-06T19:45:37.000Z> Holohoots: We are truly in hell.
<2021-07-06T19:49:52.000Z> Umlauts: [Insert Borzois essay about techno-demons here]
<2021-07-07T10:44:13.000Z> Umlauts: >check AD forums for the seethe>some absolutely brainfucked retard uses Skyrims plot in an argument to indict ethnonationalism in the cinematic seethe thread
<2021-07-07T10:44:17.000Z> Umlauts: Lmfao these fucking people
<2021-07-07T10:48:26.000Z> Holohoots: >Skyrims plot in an argument to indict ethnonationalism in the cinematic
<2021-07-07T10:48:28.000Z> Holohoots: WHAT
<2021-07-07T10:51:58.000Z> Umlauts: imgur.com/qsOqJO7
<2021-07-07T10:52:24.000Z> Umlauts: This nigga thinks they're the biggest brain in the world lmao
<2021-07-07T10:53:23.000Z> Umlauts: imgur.com/1UC0Kuy
<2021-07-07T10:53:49.000Z> Holohoots: >faggot problem glasses on character
<2021-07-07T10:53:51.000Z> Holohoots: Sounds about right.
<2021-07-07T10:53:53.000Z> Holohoots: Also
<2021-07-07T10:54:13.000Z> Holohoots: >Skyrim's almost 10 years old and people are STILL talking about it's fucking retarded Civil War quest arc that was completely optional
<2021-07-07T10:54:14.000Z> Holohoots: FUCK
<2021-07-07T10:55:50.000Z> Umlauts: Yeah but how else will you show you're a big brained nibba with knowledge in statecraft, realpolitik and world history by analysing a dumb video game?
<2021-07-07T10:56:43.000Z> Umlauts: That one blog I screencapped the other day kvetching about jews when discussing how to make bread in pre-modern times does the exact same thing lmao
<2021-07-07T10:56:52.000Z> Holohoots: lmfao
<2021-07-07T10:56:53.000Z> Umlauts: Except he actually has credentials to his name.
<2021-07-07T10:57:09.000Z> Umlauts: But it's the same faggot attitude.
<2021-07-07T10:57:59.000Z> Holohoots: I just...
<2021-07-07T10:58:04.000Z> Holohoots: How the fuck lmfao
<2021-07-07T10:58:41.000Z> Umlauts: Midwits man.
<2021-07-07T10:59:14.000Z> Umlauts: They just desperately need to appear smart when they're not even outside the average part of the bellcurve lmao
<2021-07-07T11:02:54.000Z> Holohoots: Niggas just can't enjoy pigslop and own up to it.
<2021-07-07T11:03:17.000Z> Holohoots: Speaking of I'm probably going to drop Classic (Or TBC Classic) at this rate.
<2021-07-07T11:04:29.000Z> Umlauts: It's the same impulse with how everything /ourguys/ likes has to be AKSHCUALLY BASED AND FASH
<2021-07-07T11:04:33.000Z> Umlauts: And nostalgia wearing off already?
<2021-07-07T11:05:15.000Z> Holohoots: >Like some shit made by leftists that isn't in some way explicitly political in nature>FUCK HOW CAN I COPE WITH THIS?????
<2021-07-07T11:05:52.000Z> Holohoots: Honestly not much nostalgia for me; WoW's grind element was never fun, and I joined the game under the pretense of I'd be playing with friends but they just kept on leveling without me and offer me no help on my priest; where leveling is fucking MISERABLE
<2021-07-07T11:07:32.000Z> Umlauts: >like some shit made by libshits with obvious jokes aimed at the rw>NO IT'S SECRETLY FASCIST GUYSThe only person worse than us internet nazis with this is Dave the Distributist. God damn ever since he discovered 40k he's got acute brain damage.
<2021-07-07T11:07:48.000Z> Umlauts: >leveling priest in TBCBruh I feel your pain. I mained priest for a good part of TBC.
<2021-07-07T11:08:01.000Z> Umlauts: I only stuck with it because haha teenage autism
<2021-07-07T11:08:28.000Z> Holohoots: Yeah that's kind of hard when you're in your 30's and the only thing that's kept you around WoW at all has been the RP element, which is now full of fags.
<2021-07-07T11:08:38.000Z> Holohoots: But we've discussed this like numerous times.
<2021-07-07T11:09:03.000Z> Holohoots: >cast DOTS>flail helplessly with melee or wand and hope you don't die because your mana is FUCKED
<2021-07-07T11:10:13.000Z> Umlauts: >OH FUCK I PULLED MORE THAN ONE MOB FUCK FUCK FUCK
<2021-07-07T11:10:48.000Z> Umlauts: But at least shadowform looks cool
<2021-07-07T11:11:14.000Z> Holohoots: This would not be HARD if I had FRIENDS who actually QUESTED with me other than brainstorming fucking RPshit and then doing NOTHING about EITHER
<2021-07-07T11:12:56.000Z> Umlauts: >not brainstorming rp shit in a VC while questingWhat kind of amateur hour is this?
<2021-07-07T15:48:23.000Z> Holohoots: AAAAAAAAAAAAA 
<2021-07-07T15:48:36.000Z> Holohoots: I am TRYING to have enthusiasm 
<2021-07-07T15:56:01.000Z> Umlauts: For?
<2021-07-07T15:58:14.000Z> Holohoots: I dunno. RPshit I guess 
<2021-07-07T16:24:29.000Z> Umlauts: Nothing really to be enthusiastic about in WoW. Have you tried online tabletop groups?
<2021-07-07T16:59:54.000Z> Holohoots: Sadly no, I haven't found anyone
<2021-07-07T17:09:03.000Z> Umlauts: Bully people you know into joining one. Because gamefinder threads and etc are a huge minefield
<2021-07-07T20:14:15.000Z> Umlauts: Thinking on it, I wouldn't be hostile to starting up my WHFRP group online again and including you. But the logistics would be a hassle.
<2021-07-07T23:24:41.000Z> Holohoots: What's WHFRP?
<2021-07-07T23:53:08.000Z> Umlauts: Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay
<2021-07-08T00:01:24.000Z> Holohoots: Ah yes, the story so far...
<2021-07-08T00:01:25.000Z> Holohoots: WAR
<2021-07-08T07:55:20.000Z> Umlauts: Last group I ran it with the story so far was more "The gang find another way to ruin things for themselves"
<2021-07-08T07:55:41.000Z> Umlauts: But nothing but war is more 40k than Warhammer Fantasy.
<2021-07-08T10:12:45.000Z> Holohoots: Sounds about right; I never learned much about Warhammer Fantasy and all I know about 40K is literally just >WAR
<2021-07-08T10:15:29.000Z> Umlauts: Warhammer Fantasy is cool, he main humans fantasy HRE and doesn't afraid of anything.
<2021-07-08T10:16:15.000Z> Umlauts: Though it's a more 'varied' setting than it's sibling 40k by virtue of having very distinct eras of fluff.
<2021-07-08T10:17:52.000Z> Umlauts: Also the setting that invented the green gorilla orc, but they also end up being pretty boring because they never really did much with them beyond "Fighting Green Retards"
<2021-07-08T10:18:31.000Z> Holohoots: I mean honestly that's all you need unless you want to be a sperg about orc deep lore/culture (Who the fuck cares)
<2021-07-08T10:19:27.000Z> Umlauts: Yeah but they're Fighting Green Retards without any fun big personalities compared to say, Warcraft.
<2021-07-08T10:20:17.000Z> Umlauts: They lack the kind of defining characters like a Blackhand, Doomhammer, Hellscream and Garrosh.
<2021-07-08T10:20:49.000Z> Umlauts: Meanwhile Warhammer Goblins have defining characters in that way and the little green niggers end up being far more characterful.
<2021-07-08T10:21:39.000Z> Holohoots: Goblinoids rise up
<2021-07-08T10:22:08.000Z> Umlauts: youtube.com/watch?v=VbNHE0OrCDA
<2021-07-08T10:22:15.000Z> Umlauts: I love this fat retard like you wouldn't believe.
<2021-07-08T10:26:39.000Z> Umlauts: Also a huge dearth of good Warcraft style miniatures because Blizzard are just too retarded to do anything with their properties beyond vidya
<2021-07-08T10:28:26.000Z> Holohoots: And now that's losing wind for 'em.
<2021-07-08T10:30:02.000Z> Umlauts: Yeah, but it's surprising pretty much nobody in the 3d print market are doing knock offs. Genuinely bizarre considering how big properties they are.
<2021-07-08T10:53:43.000Z> Holohoots: Hrm... Yeah I never really thought of it like that.
<2021-07-08T11:02:25.000Z> Umlauts: You can find a ton of Warhammer knock offs, minis for D&D of a huge amount of designs and aesthetics and a bunch of stuff modelers just do for fun to buy as either prints or STL files. But basically no Warcraft, Starcraft or Diablo. 
<2021-07-08T11:02:38.000Z> Umlauts: Weird as shit considering the overlap in nerdery.
<2021-07-08T11:04:08.000Z> Holohoots: Yeah; I mean I'd blame it on Blizzard not really tapping into the Tabletop market (Well, they had like one TRPG but apparently no one gave a shit and it apparently wasn't that good?)
<2021-07-08T11:05:00.000Z> Holohoots: Which kind of sucks because that'd probably be a good way to recapture the adventuring fun that Classic kind of offered when it was new, before the game went hand over fist on turning your adventuring retard into the SUPREME COMMANDER GENERAL FIRST CLASS BEST FRIENDS WITH THE KING
<2021-07-08T11:05:18.000Z> Umlauts: Yeah, but this is made by singular 3d modelers and the like not corporate product. You'd expect them to try and tap into the WoW paypiggy market.
<2021-07-08T11:05:36.000Z> Umlauts: Oh yeah I have the WoW rpg and it's hot trash. There was a WoW miniatures game but it was ALSO trash.
<2021-07-08T11:05:46.000Z> Holohoots: smdh
<2021-07-08T11:05:56.000Z> Holohoots: Impressive to see such a waste of potential.
<2021-07-08T11:06:39.000Z> Umlauts: I got Savage Worlds and a home made Warcraft expansion for it that's based on WC3 and TFT rather than WoW that'll probably work great for reliving the adventures that made classic fun.
<2021-07-08T11:08:10.000Z> Holohoots: Based
<2021-07-08T11:09:56.000Z> Umlauts: >adventures in settling the Barrens for the Horde manifest destiny style with the Orcs, Tauren and Trolls bro'ing it up
<2021-07-08T11:10:18.000Z> Umlauts: GENOCIDING QUILLBOARS AND CENTAURS BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
<2021-07-08T11:10:44.000Z> Umlauts: i.imgur.com/C99Ie3X.pngKalimdor... Home...
<2021-07-09T10:01:30.000Z> Umlauts: i.4cdn.org/tg/1625824757117.png
<2021-07-09T10:01:35.000Z> Umlauts: Look at this level of autism lmao
<2021-07-09T10:10:53.000Z> Holohoots: >Someone needed a chart for this
<2021-07-09T10:11:36.000Z> Umlauts: He's not wrong. But fucking nerds lmao
<2021-07-09T10:13:33.000Z> Holohoots: smdh some niggas
<2021-07-09T10:14:44.000Z> Umlauts: >ELF SEX BAD>HERE CHART
<2021-07-09T10:16:45.000Z> Holohoots: MY EXISTENCE HAS FINALLY BEEN VALIDATED.
<2021-07-09T10:18:40.000Z> Umlauts: SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN
<2021-07-09T15:42:46.000Z> Umlauts: cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/716363838211096626/863082514221367326/unknown.png
<2021-07-09T15:43:17.000Z> Umlauts: Found gold from the two days I played a Grimtotem lmao
<2021-07-09T15:44:29.000Z> Umlauts: >blew the minds of other Tauren rpers when explaining his profession as a literal cowboy herding kodos
<2021-07-09T19:51:25.000Z> Umlauts: >WoD Durotan: complete and utter faggot>Warcraft movie Durotan: A compelling protagonist and overall likeable dudeHow did this movie that's otherwise terrible manage this
<2021-07-09T20:27:35.000Z> Holohoots: Fluke. 
<2021-07-09T20:28:48.000Z> Umlauts: >the major character plot for Garona is her immense identity issues stemming from being mixed race
<2021-07-09T20:30:00.000Z> Umlauts: >also played by a mulatta
<2021-07-09T20:30:08.000Z> Umlauts: Lmao this movie would never get away with this today
<2021-07-09T20:31:00.000Z> Holohoots: Weird because it wasn't even that long ago
<2021-07-09T20:31:22.000Z> Umlauts: Yeah 2016 lmao
<2021-07-09T20:31:26.000Z> Holohoots: Forgot how they bumbled Garona in WoD too, lmao 
<2021-07-09T20:32:09.000Z> Umlauts: Yeah but all the "good guy" Horde characters in WoD are absolute garbage
<2021-07-09T20:32:26.000Z> Umlauts: I remain firm in my thesis that the bad guys in Warcraft are akschually the good guys
<2021-07-09T20:34:04.000Z> Holohoots: YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO CUCK, SYLVANAS FUUUUUUUUUUCK
<2021-07-09T20:34:27.000Z> Umlauts: >elf kerrigan wasn't supposed to cuck
<2021-07-09T20:34:33.000Z> Umlauts: IT'S UP TO THE JANNIE NOW
<2021-07-09T20:35:34.000Z> Holohoots: In the realm of the Shadowlands... He does it for free
<2021-07-09T20:35:41.000Z> Umlauts: >somehow, against all odds>Smug'dan returns and destroys everything
<2021-07-09T20:35:45.000Z> Umlauts: IF ONLY
<2021-07-09T20:53:34.000Z> Holohoots: Calling it, dude. Light Bad expansion, Yrell comes back as a villain, is extremely based only to cuck at the last second because SHES BEING MANIPULATED (Like all bad women EVER)
<2021-07-09T20:54:30.000Z> Umlauts: I'd be more surprised if that isn't the next expansion.
<2021-07-09T20:55:16.000Z> Umlauts: They're even setting up Mr Kronakai Kristor Space Marine as a Light bad dude
<2021-07-09T20:56:02.000Z> Umlauts: >the Light bad expansion will somehow cause the Horde to have another civil war and another "the Horde needs to find itself" plot
<2021-07-09T21:16:55.000Z> Holohoots: Maybe the Horde just... Doesn't work if it isn't run by roided up green war criminals????
<2021-07-09T21:17:39.000Z> Umlauts: And that's when Garrosh returns and makes the Horde ZUG-ZUG again
<2021-07-09T22:23:24.000Z> Holohoots: Garrosh returning to the past from this shit timeline to make Orcs not gay again
<2021-07-09T22:24:16.000Z> Umlauts: WARLORDS OF DRAENOR: MUH HONOUR BOOGALOO
<2021-07-09T22:24:28.000Z> Holohoots: Warlords of Draenor but NOT SHIT this time
<2021-07-09T22:24:49.000Z> Umlauts: So basically WoD but with all planned content
<2021-07-09T22:25:03.000Z> Umlauts: And also Thrall gets his ass beat in the Makgora
<2021-07-09T22:25:06.000Z> Holohoots: Dude it wasn't even a bad idea; it could've been great
<2021-07-09T22:25:40.000Z> Umlauts: It's so retarded it works and I genuinely like the zones.
<2021-07-09T22:25:44.000Z> Umlauts: But
<2021-07-09T22:25:47.000Z> Umlauts: >MUH ORC FATIGUE
<2021-07-09T22:25:53.000Z> Umlauts: Fuck off you absolute niggers.
<2021-07-09T22:26:04.000Z> Umlauts: Warcraft Orcs are great.
<2021-07-09T22:26:34.000Z> Holohoots: I mean they've got enough lore/character that I can handle them better than most, but the writers make them fucking PUSSIES
<2021-07-09T22:26:41.000Z> Holohoots: Just moping about MUH HONOR
<2021-07-09T22:26:48.000Z> Umlauts: I have said it SO MANY TIMES
<2021-07-09T22:27:06.000Z> Umlauts: Horde fags love the aesthetics of savagery but when it comes down to doing savage shit they puss out
<2021-07-09T22:27:18.000Z> Holohoots: Pretty much
<2021-07-09T22:27:27.000Z> Holohoots: WE LIVE IN PEACE IN OUR **WARHUTS**
<2021-07-09T22:27:27.000Z> Umlauts: Gradually, I began to hate them.
<2021-07-09T22:27:39.000Z> Umlauts: ORGRIMMAR IS A CITY OF WARRIORS
<2021-07-09T22:27:40.000Z> Umlauts: EXCEPT
<2021-07-09T22:27:42.000Z> Umlauts: WE DONT MAKE WAR
<2021-07-09T22:27:44.000Z> Umlauts: WAR IS MEAN
<2021-07-09T22:28:49.000Z> Umlauts: Imagine the triggering if I kept playing my Grimtotem and scalped a few niggers as I intended by leaning into the red savage vibe
<2021-07-09T22:28:56.000Z> Umlauts: Imagine the tears of the tauren fags
<2021-07-09T22:39:31.000Z> Holohoots: NOOOOO TAUREN ARE ALL NICE YOU CAN'T DO THIS
<2021-07-09T22:40:38.000Z> Umlauts: >HOMERUNS A MOTHERFUCKER WITH A TREE
<2021-07-09T22:41:20.000Z> Umlauts: alternatively
<2021-07-09T22:41:33.000Z> Umlauts: >BRAINS A MOTHERFUCKER WITH A TOMAHAWK THE SIZE OF A HUMAN TORSO
<2021-07-09T22:42:00.000Z> Holohoots: can't believe they would be massacred with their village ;____;
<2021-07-09T22:43:23.000Z> Umlauts: Oh no the giant minotaurs based on plains indians are doing a dawn raid and murdering people brutally
<2021-07-09T22:43:29.000Z> Umlauts: Who would've thought they would be savage
<2021-07-09T22:44:00.000Z> Holohoots: Well I meant the faggots who cry about whatever that tauren village was.
<2021-07-09T22:44:06.000Z> Umlauts: Taurajo?
<2021-07-09T22:44:28.000Z> Umlauts: >Alliancefags bitched so hard about it it got retconned to be bandits being responsible
<2021-07-09T22:50:51.000Z> Holohoots: It brought out the worst faggots to complain.
<2021-07-09T22:51:20.000Z> Holohoots: >Horde RPfags crying like it was fucking auschwitz>Alliance RPfags can't handle their faction doing something morally gray/unpalatable
<2021-07-09T22:52:43.000Z> Umlauts: >the "Big Brains" trying to outsmart themselves by arguing about the definitions of genocide and AKSCHSUALLY posting about historical precedents
<2021-07-09T22:53:33.000Z> Umlauts: Reminds me of that one schizo on AD that's so rambly and incoherent he invented his own genre of post on the forums AND he believes there was a Nurnberg trial for the Sunfury Blood elves lmao
<2021-07-09T22:54:26.000Z> Umlauts: Played a manlet Blood elf too (5'5'' lmao) that was the Red Baron fanfiction
<2021-07-09T23:31:03.000Z> Holohoots: bruh
<2021-07-09T23:35:29.000Z> Umlauts: i.imgur.com/JpJf3zH.jpg
<2021-07-09T23:35:33.000Z> Umlauts: And of course, he's an anglo
<2021-07-09T23:36:23.000Z> Umlauts: And also an alleged voice actor, author and millionaire lmao
<2021-07-09T23:36:43.000Z> Umlauts: And Balkan war RAF vet
<2021-07-09T23:48:42.000Z> Holohoots: PFFFFFFT
<2021-07-09T23:52:35.000Z> Umlauts: This nigga was something else I tell you lmao
<2021-07-09T23:52:52.000Z> Holohoots: These are the warcraft experiences bringing people TOGETHER
<2021-07-09T23:53:36.000Z> Umlauts: >der ewige anglo bragging about how he bombed serbian children and has an agent to impress nerd playing pretend online
<2021-07-09T23:55:25.000Z> Holohoots: Also he has a hot girlfriend, but she goes to a different school and you would not know her; but she was one of the people prosecuting again the Sunfury agents.
<2021-07-09T23:58:09.000Z> Umlauts: No but he did claim to be a poonhound before ending up in a wheelchair lmao
<2021-07-10T00:08:46.000Z> Holohoots: LMFAO
<2021-07-10T00:09:42.000Z> Umlauts: The amount of bullshit coming out of that niggas mouth never ceased to amaze me.
<2021-07-10T11:25:10.000Z> Umlauts: >see discussion of homebrew for WFRP in the Warhammer Fantasy General>end up releasing an updating correcting typos etc I missed>good feedback all aroundImagine if they knew what a nazi I am lmao
<2021-07-10T11:25:19.000Z> Umlauts: *of my homebrew
<2021-07-10T16:16:16.000Z> Holohoots: Woah, buddy, there's no place for that kind of problematic behavior here!
<2021-07-10T16:17:08.000Z> Umlauts: >NOOO, YOU HAVE BAD THOUGHT THAT MAKES YOUR CONTENT CONTAGIOUS
<2021-07-10T16:45:09.000Z> Holohoots: I CAN'T ENJOY THINGS MADE BY PEOPLE I DISAGREE WITH!!!
<2021-07-10T16:45:37.000Z> Holohoots: Leftists scoff at the idea of Jewish subversion then just fall into the same fucking mentality just directed towards 'Fascists/Racists'.
<2021-07-10T16:46:10.000Z> Umlauts: >GermanFriend/Enemyman.jpg
<2021-07-10T16:46:12.000Z> Holohoots: The key difference being that it isn't FASCISTS and RACISTS pulling strings in mass media lmfao
<2021-07-10T16:47:09.000Z> Umlauts: Honestly I'd boil the key difference down to Fascists and Racists generally wanting what's truly best for people since we have a positive view of the world.
<2021-07-10T16:47:33.000Z> Umlauts: It's just that the soy brigade lose their shit since it involves being "mean"
<2021-07-10T16:49:19.000Z> Holohoots: I mean, I feel like there's generally more understanding from the perspective of someone on the right when it comes to things like the motivations, even of the 'other'. Compared to Leftists that just go with buzzwords to sour any arguments of the 'other' and keeping their mindset on that of utopian goals which are ultimately unobtainable.
<2021-07-10T16:49:49.000Z> Holohoots: Can't remember who said it, but it appears as though the general right has a better understand of the left and their viewpoints than the left does of the right and the rights viewpoints.
<2021-07-10T16:50:26.000Z> Umlauts: That's from the book of that one kike psychologist (but I repeat myself) the Moral something.
<2021-07-10T16:51:09.000Z> Holohoots: lmfao
<2021-07-10T16:51:15.000Z> Umlauts: I largely think the broad right understands the left better because we're (for the most part) more grounded in real things.
<2021-07-10T16:53:11.000Z> Umlauts: "The Righteous Mind: Why Good people are divided on politics and religion" by Jonathan Haidth
<2021-07-10T16:55:34.000Z> Umlauts: >American day time hours>the elf sex coomers start shitting up /wfg/HMMMMM
<2021-07-10T16:58:03.000Z> Holohoots: You know where I stand on the issue.
<2021-07-10T16:58:34.000Z> Umlauts: I agree, we should gas the jews.
<2021-07-10T16:58:50.000Z> Holohoots: I'VE ALREADY DISCUSSED THE MATTER WITH THE SENATOR.
<2021-07-10T17:00:33.000Z> Umlauts: But I do find it funny that elf coomers seem to be much more prevalent among Americans. It speaks hard to the media brainfucking that the reflex is>Being representing higher ideal man>MUST DEGRADE
<2021-07-10T17:02:09.000Z> Holohoots: Dude it's so tiresome.
<2021-07-10T17:02:35.000Z> Umlauts: >YEAH BUT MONSTERGIRLS ARE BASED
<2021-07-10T17:02:44.000Z> Umlauts: >IF YOU DONT LIKE MY PARAPHILIA YOU'RE GAY
<2021-07-10T17:04:11.000Z> Umlauts: >see Jon and Mongoose PUBLICALLY tag each other on poast and share porn>two pious christian men who are vocally anti-porn
<2021-07-10T17:04:11.000Z> Holohoots: Aren't monstergirls as we generally tend to think of them the product of a hentai game
<2021-07-10T17:04:31.000Z> Holohoots: Like the stuff Insom posts.
<2021-07-10T17:04:33.000Z> Umlauts: Monstergirl Encyclopaedia is literally porn.
<2021-07-10T17:04:48.000Z> Holohoots: I never hear of monstergirls outside of that medium.
<2021-07-10T17:04:56.000Z> Holohoots: Or it some weebshit like whatever that snake chick was from.
<2021-07-10T17:05:19.000Z> Umlauts: Which is also porn because harem animes are inherently pornographic.
<2021-07-10T17:05:42.000Z> Holohoots: They're also extremely uninteresting all things considered.
<2021-07-10T17:05:53.000Z> Holohoots: I'll never understand why anyone would make such a stir over them outside of the pornographic aspect.
<2021-07-10T17:06:00.000Z> Umlauts: >monstergirls are based and pure and not porn!>a significant amount of monstergirls in MGE has "human semen" as their diet
<2021-07-10T17:06:07.000Z> Holohoots: In which case that's cringe but if that's your sin you at least keep it under wraps, sheesh.
<2021-07-10T17:06:46.000Z> Umlauts: No nnggguy not lionising this particular vice is cringe and gay bro
<2021-07-10T17:07:51.000Z> Holohoots: BRO CHECK OUT THIS OWLGIRL FFFFFFFFFFF SHE'S SO BASED AND DESPITE THE ENTRY HERE SAYING HER EXISTENCE IN SOME WAY CIRCLES AROUND HAVING SEX WITH HUMANS SHE'S ACTUALLY PURE AND TRAD AND BASED
<2021-07-10T17:09:53.000Z> Umlauts: >ALL ANIME GIRLS ARE WHITE>IT'S NOT RACEMIXING EVEN IF THE KIDS ARE NOT HUMAN
<2021-07-10T17:10:43.000Z> Holohoots: The effects of the dickpull are like crack cocaine; it's incredible.
<2021-07-10T17:10:52.000Z> Holohoots: >I'm not a cumbrain, I just like anime!
<2021-07-10T17:11:00.000Z> Holohoots: >I'm not an addict, I just like to party sometimes!
<2021-07-10T17:11:55.000Z> Umlauts: As I've said before, it's not so much that they have a vice or are in some way depraved (we're all poor miserable sinners after all).
<2021-07-10T17:12:11.000Z> Umlauts: But what fucking annoys me is that they keep flaunting it, lionising it and in some cases even making it blasphemous.
<2021-07-10T17:12:22.000Z> Holohoots: Yeah, that pisses me off.
<2021-07-10T17:12:34.000Z> Umlauts: And then they get INCREDIBLY defensive about it if any degree of negativity is shown against it.
<2021-07-10T17:13:21.000Z> Umlauts: Insomnolant damn near lost his mind when those screencaps of hololive simps made the rounds because how dare you imply it's a toxic and predatory parasocial relationship
<2021-07-10T17:13:52.000Z> Holohoots: What, that the hololive streamers have with their audience?
<2021-07-10T17:15:10.000Z> Umlauts: Yes. You didn't see the /v/ screencaps getting repoasted did you? Had hololive simps confess to the most obsessive shit in regards to the idols (OPERATIVE WORD RIGHT THERE).
<2021-07-10T17:16:14.000Z> Holohoots: I think I took a glance at like two or three of them, I wasn't particularly surprised (People are strange, hell look at my poasts, I'M STRANGE) but I'm also the kind of person who never saw the appeal of most streamers.
<2021-07-10T17:16:39.000Z> Holohoots: Hololive just looks like a way to get weebs and waifufags to dole out cash to some randoid hole VA acting silly for money.
<2021-07-10T17:16:57.000Z> Holohoots: And I swear there's more anime-girl streamers out there and I just... Do NOT see the point of watching or listening to.
<2021-07-10T17:17:12.000Z> Umlauts: Friendsimulators make no sense to me and hololive is just an additional level of perverse hyperreality.
<2021-07-10T17:17:35.000Z> Holohoots: Like I've had friends show me a raccoon girl (I do like raccoons), a moth girl, I'm sure there's OWL GIRLS out there but it's just like... So what, people playing video games or talking to a monolith of text isn't that interesting.
<2021-07-10T17:17:38.000Z> Holohoots: Yeah that is true.
<2021-07-10T17:18:21.000Z> Umlauts: >Hey you like an animal/machine/thing? HERE LET ME SPAM YOU WITH HIGHLY PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGES OF GIRL VERSIONS OF THAT THING
<2021-07-10T17:18:34.000Z> Umlauts: What the fuck kind of impulse is that.
<2021-07-10T17:18:54.000Z> Holohoots: This is painful when you just like elves in media and think they'd make comfy bro-characters.
<2021-07-10T17:19:50.000Z> Umlauts: >talk to guy>for some reason mid-conversation they start adding pornographic anime girls to their poasts for no reason
<2021-07-10T17:20:05.000Z> Holohoots: THE MENTAL CONDITIONING IS TAKING EFFECT
<2021-07-10T17:20:07.000Z> Umlauts: Honestly it's spread from elves to all fantasy races, but elves have it worse.
<2021-07-10T17:20:57.000Z> Umlauts: >Oh you like dwarfs? FUCKING KIKELOVER
<2021-07-10T17:21:00.000Z> Holohoots: Bro they're just people with pointy ears and high culture; maybe slightly more slender/different facial structure in certain mediums (WoW elves for instance) THEY'RE NOT THAT OUTLANDISH
<2021-07-10T17:21:06.000Z> Holohoots: Like it boggles the mind.
<2021-07-10T17:21:15.000Z> Umlauts: The need to filter absolutely everything through your politics is so fucking absurd.
<2021-07-10T17:21:43.000Z> Umlauts: Lmao Tolkien elves don't even have pointy ears if you're going to be turbo autistic about the source material
<2021-07-10T17:21:46.000Z> Holohoots: bro check my sigma male dwarf character who has the most grudges known to man
<2021-07-10T17:21:53.000Z> Holohoots: I'm not, I'm just saying.
<2021-07-10T17:22:12.000Z> Umlauts: Yeah I know I'm adding to your point with how 'normal' they are.
<2021-07-10T17:22:16.000Z> Holohoots: I'm actually not that huge on Tolkien's works. Not that I dislike it, just that I'm not that DEEP into it.
<2021-07-10T17:22:47.000Z> Umlauts: The LotR trilogy and the Hobbit are great but I want to kill myself after about a paragraph into the Silmarillion.
<2021-07-10T17:22:54.000Z> Holohoots: HAHAHA
<2021-07-10T17:23:05.000Z> Umlauts: BOTH reading it and audiobook.
<2021-07-10T17:23:10.000Z> Umlauts: It is so fucking boring.
<2021-07-10T17:24:14.000Z> Umlauts: Then again
<2021-07-10T17:24:40.000Z> Umlauts: >fantasty fiction focusing on elves>hot garbageChecks out
<2021-07-10T17:24:48.000Z> Holohoots: It just works.
<2021-07-10T17:25:31.000Z> Umlauts: tl;dr I hate coomers and autists so fucking much
<2021-07-10T20:02:02.000Z> Umlauts: >Insom makes poast telling story about how he caught a snake trying to eat his chickens>OF COURSE HE TURNS IT INTO A MONSTERGIRL POAST
<2021-07-10T21:09:04.000Z> Umlauts: >check poast main timelineimgur.com/1tB9GXb
<2021-07-10T21:09:15.000Z> Umlauts: Fucking monstergirls are a plague
<2021-07-10T22:51:06.000Z> Holohoots: I will never understand the obsession.
<2021-07-10T23:13:22.000Z> Umlauts: Same as a drug.
<2021-07-10T23:13:43.000Z> Umlauts: Basically gives you hits of dopamine in the same way indulging lust always does.
<2021-07-11T14:02:51.000Z> Holohoots: Damn, man... I tell ya'. I don't think I can take much more of this.
<2021-07-11T14:05:18.000Z> Umlauts: u wot
<2021-07-11T14:06:54.000Z> Umlauts: Take much more of what?
<2021-07-11T14:08:34.000Z> Holohoots: Just the stress of everything; constant feeling of being monitored is getting to me. Breeds the feeling of hopelessness/helplessness.
<2021-07-11T14:12:04.000Z> Umlauts: >constant feeling of being monitoredHow so?
<2021-07-11T14:13:05.000Z> Holohoots: I just have this feeling that I'm being watched or that people are reading my communications and it just feels like I'm waiting for someone to pop up and tear me to pieces; or just... I dunno.
<2021-07-11T14:13:27.000Z> Holohoots: Feels like one day I could just get dragged off and none would be any the wiser; maybe the dox sparked that anxiety but it's less just getting doxed again I worry about.
<2021-07-11T14:21:03.000Z> Umlauts: That does sound like anxiety leading to paranoia, yeah.
<2021-07-11T14:21:44.000Z> Umlauts: Honestly don't have any good advice for dealing with anxiety beyond praying and not thinking about it.
<2021-07-11T14:25:51.000Z> Holohoots: I try; seems like that's all I've really done to mixed effect. Prayer at least takes down some base anxiety on a physical level (My foot stops tapping etc) but I just feel out of my depth.
<2021-07-11T14:31:29.000Z> Umlauts: Hey man, we all are. But at some point you just gotta power through. But also, your mention of 'physical level' reminded me that: Exercise, not eating trash and sleeping at night will lessen general anxiety. The rest I don't know much how to help with, other than as I've said before in finding a community and what not.
<2021-07-11T14:33:36.000Z> Holohoots: Could definitely do with more exercise for sure; take more walks if nothing else. As it stands I barely eat (damn pants have begun falling off of me like a holocaust victim lately; but that's probably to do with how hard I try to take Fasting), never really had a hard time sleeping, though I've been having these dreams about getting stabbed or being cornered in a sudden defense situation lately.
<2021-07-11T14:34:09.000Z> Holohoots: But I assume that probably goes along with my mentality; all the internet stuff has me feeling trapped, but I don't really know many outside. Being a recluse and all.
<2021-07-11T14:40:12.000Z> Umlauts: Being a recluse is a probable source of anxiety. Especially if the majority of your socialising is online. I'd add some form of bodyweight exercises to your work out, or getting some weights or the like. Depends on how much room you've got (lmao also got the pants falling off problem for similar reasons).I only fast once a week, but that's for health and diet related reasons. Otherwise I eat three meals a day (max 2000 cal/day) with some occasional snack, or the like if it's rpg night or whatever.
<2021-07-11T14:40:47.000Z> Umlauts: Candy in america is much worse than in Sweden. But basically not eating that and not drinking soda anymore did improve my general health even before I started lifting.
<2021-07-11T14:41:07.000Z> Holohoots: EVEN SWEDISH FISH??????????
<2021-07-11T14:41:09.000Z> Holohoots: I kid.
<2021-07-11T14:41:42.000Z> Umlauts: I suspect they've stuck it full of corn syrup rather than the real sugar European candy has.
<2021-07-11T14:41:46.000Z> Holohoots: But I have noticed cutting soda had some positive impacts on my health, if only for my teeth, which my ass barely takes care of but haven't fallen out yet or gotten riddled with holes. I don't really know how people can drink that shit on the regular. Too thick.
<2021-07-11T14:42:07.000Z> Holohoots: Yeah Euro-Candies I've had are far more... I dunno; just enjoyable than most American candies.
<2021-07-11T14:42:24.000Z> Holohoots: I still enjoy hershey's chocolate every now and then but if I ate it regularly I'd grow to hate it all the same.
<2021-07-11T14:43:04.000Z> Umlauts: It's the lack of corn syrup I reckon. The Coke brewed in Sweden is miles better than the US coke because it uses real sugar.
<2021-07-11T14:43:14.000Z> Umlauts: And I still can't drink that any more because it's too sweet.
<2021-07-11T14:44:23.000Z> Holohoots: Closest you could get in the US is probably Mexican Coke which is generally considered superior to the norm here because of the same reason. It's thinner and more refreshing; but yeah.
<2021-07-11T14:44:40.000Z> Holohoots: At some point people got into the mentality that this had to be the regular food and drink as opposed to the occasional treat.
<2021-07-11T14:54:46.000Z> Umlauts: As usual, (((people)))
<2021-07-11T14:55:08.000Z> Umlauts: It's not even that bad to eat pizza and burgers every now and then if you can manage portion control.
<2021-07-11T14:56:13.000Z> Umlauts: If you don't pig the fuck out on your breakfasts and evening meals eating a hamburger and some fries or a pizza, both around 1000-1200 cal and you can easily stay within your normal caloric needs for the day. Or even below it.
<2021-07-14T11:24:42.000Z> Umlauts: boards.4channel.org/v/thread/563402191
<2021-07-14T11:24:51.000Z> Umlauts: >Sylvanas is planned to replace the Arbiter despite so many people in the company and god knows how many online saying this would be a total replication of Kerrigans storyline in Starcraft 2 that killed none competitive interest in the brand entirely and you can only go "no, no they WILL like it eventually" for so many real world years before its time to change course. Thus far that has not happened.
<2021-07-14T11:24:56.000Z> Umlauts: LMFAO
<2021-07-14T13:35:39.000Z> Holohoots: Bruh...
<2021-07-14T13:37:51.000Z> Holohoots: I just...
<2021-07-14T13:37:57.000Z> Holohoots: HOW
<2021-07-14T13:40:11.000Z> Holohoots: inbox its real
<2021-07-14T13:40:18.000Z> Holohoots: inb4*
<2021-07-14T13:43:39.000Z> Umlauts: My maxim for Blizz storytelling has for years been "The worst possible narrative choice is what they will do"
<2021-07-14T13:44:02.000Z> Umlauts: So far never been wrong, it's not even cynical enough lmfao
<2021-07-14T14:18:29.000Z> Holohoots: Theres literally nothing to expect of these people that couldn't be shat out by some newfag 14 yo roleplayer at this point
<2021-07-14T14:18:53.000Z> Umlauts: Newfag 14 yo rper might actually write something that's better lmao
<2021-07-14T14:27:26.000Z> Holohoots: >new cinematic intro featuring some shit from Linkin Park or Breaking Benjamin 
<2021-07-14T14:28:13.000Z> Umlauts: >cinematic features sad elf twinks moping about grills and being edgy set to CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
<2021-07-14T14:32:32.000Z> Holohoots: lmfao
<2021-07-14T14:32:53.000Z> Holohoots: Still somehow more enjoyable than retail wow in its current state 
<2021-07-14T14:33:13.000Z> Umlauts: Nostalgia to the days when I was a retarded teenage nerd playing TBC
<2021-07-14T15:04:43.000Z> Umlauts: Monstergirlists making me mad about cartoon porn again
<2021-07-14T15:08:05.000Z> Holohoots: HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN
<2021-07-14T15:10:07.000Z> Umlauts: GOSH, I KIND OF EXPEND OUTSPOKENLY PIOUS CHRISTIANS TO NOT OPENLY LUST AFTER SUCCUBI
<2021-07-14T15:10:25.000Z> Umlauts: DOESNT SEEM LIKE TOO HIGH A BAR
<2021-07-14T15:11:05.000Z> Umlauts: BUT GEE, I GUESS NOT BUYING INTO THE /tg/ MEME OF BEING ABLE TO """""""PURIFY""""""" A DEMON BY INDULGING IN SIN WITH IT IS TOO MUCH TO ASK
<2021-07-14T15:33:15.000Z> Holohoots: NOOOOOOOO BRO ITS NOT DEGENERATE I SWEAR AAAAAAAAAAA
<2021-07-14T15:39:47.000Z> Umlauts: IT'S BASED AND YOU'RE JUST GAY
<2021-07-14T15:40:47.000Z> Umlauts: Makes me tempted to just write a huge spergy effortpoast titled "on the animegirl question" or something equally retarded
<2021-07-14T15:46:07.000Z> Holohoots: Do it. It'll make for a funny hellthread
<2021-07-14T15:46:58.000Z> Umlauts: It would, but I've got better things to do like painting 28mm elves with spears
<2021-07-14T15:49:42.000Z> Holohoots: Bruh
<2021-07-14T15:50:54.000Z> Umlauts: >Yes I think painting my plastic army elves are more important than shitposting, how could you tell?>feanor.jpg
<2021-07-15T13:25:02.000Z> Umlauts: Just saw a nigga here on poast claim "hating anime is anti-white." How the fuck do you end up making japanese cartoons a friend/enemy thing.
<2021-07-15T14:18:23.000Z> Holohoots: ...They realize niggers watch anime too, yea?
<2021-07-15T14:26:18.000Z> Holohoots: Also, I swear this place is going to give me a complex.
<2021-07-15T14:40:09.000Z> Umlauts: I have no idea, Insom (of course it was him lmao) has some weird fucking autisms. And complexes about what?
<2021-07-15T16:53:07.000Z> Holohoots: Insom is naturally autistic and is going to use whatever excuses he can to ramble on about some weebshit.
<2021-07-15T16:53:54.000Z> Holohoots: More of the same paranoia stuff from earlier. I'm all over the place
<2021-07-15T16:54:15.000Z> Holohoots: Depressed, angry, hopeless 
<2021-07-15T16:57:46.000Z> Umlauts: I think Insom might be a genuine autist. Gives me major red flags about it lmao. 
<2021-07-15T16:58:41.000Z> Umlauts: And tbh fam, maybe poast is just bad for you. I'm honestly considering a break (or just unfollowing the weebs) because the content is reaching the level of "not worth it"
<2021-07-15T18:50:27.000Z> Holohoots: Possibly, Possibly. Certainly feels like that, since I've been doxed, though. 
<2021-07-15T19:05:30.000Z> Umlauts: It might be filled with /ourguys/ but it is still a twitter clone and while better than twitter by virtue of scale and userbase. Still bound to the same faults.
<2021-07-15T20:22:21.000Z> Holohoots: Yeah. Think I'm just pensive because feels like half of my problems come from feeling isolated on top of everything else. Possibly why its as addictive as it is on top of the high stakes
<2021-07-15T20:23:25.000Z> Umlauts: Man wasn't made to dwell alone. So it's definitely the isolation that's the core issue mang.
<2021-07-16T16:01:42.000Z> Umlauts: >say dragons are bad in a schzio thread>monstergirlists start angrily posting booba at me
<2021-07-16T16:01:44.000Z> Umlauts: COOMERS
<2021-07-16T17:22:13.000Z> Holohoots: UOHHHHHHHH BUT WHAT ABOUT MY FAVORITE VTUBERRRRR
<2021-07-16T17:25:01.000Z> Umlauts: DIGITAL
<2021-07-16T17:25:03.000Z> Umlauts: SUCCUBI
<2021-07-16T17:25:36.000Z> Umlauts: Also think it's funny that their reaction is to post booba and/or porn
<2021-07-16T17:25:41.000Z> Umlauts: Almost as if they know it's a weapon
<2021-07-16T17:33:03.000Z> Holohoots: Literally like
<2021-07-16T17:33:49.000Z> Holohoots: 'Oh, you don't like me posting cartoon porn? I'm gonna spam it in your face, bet you're gonna get bothered, huh?'
<2021-07-16T17:34:14.000Z> Holohoots: Like no, nigger, you just look like you have mental issues and are just proving my point
<2021-07-16T17:34:33.000Z> Holohoots: lolicon fags do the same shit
<2021-07-16T17:35:53.000Z> Umlauts: NO BUT MONSTERGIRLS ARE BASED IT'S TOTALLY NOT FETISHING INCARNATIONS OF EVIL
<2021-07-16T17:36:56.000Z> Umlauts: Or this other fun weeb trend of turning literally ANYTHING into girls in order to make porn out of it
<2021-07-16T17:42:13.000Z> Holohoots: Or literal Saints with F:GO
<2021-07-16T17:42:26.000Z> Holohoots: No sir, I don't like it.
<2021-07-16T17:45:17.000Z> Umlauts: >emasculate King Arthur by turning him into a woman>And then make porn of him
<2021-07-16T17:45:56.000Z> Umlauts: >implying the Maid of Orleans can reincarnate
<2021-07-16T17:46:44.000Z> Holohoots: These WEEBNIGGERS apparently have to cum on EVERYTHING 
<2021-07-16T17:46:47.000Z> Umlauts: I once had a lengthy discussion with Mongoose about how turning everything into porny girls will rot your brain and be death of the heroic male image.
<2021-07-16T17:47:06.000Z> Umlauts: He didn't get it because>I like cute girls and I like girls. It logically follows I like cute girls with guns.
<2021-07-16T17:47:29.000Z> Umlauts: Coomers are worse than crackheads as Myles once put it
<2021-07-16T17:48:48.000Z> Holohoots: I mean, pretty much 
<2021-07-16T17:52:15.000Z> Umlauts: Porn and especially hentai has destroyed so much of our culture man.
<2021-07-16T17:52:41.000Z> Umlauts: Strikes me dumb how big the devastation is.
<2021-07-16T17:58:08.000Z> Umlauts: Anyway it's becoming a bad habit in of itself bitching about the monstercoomers at this point
<2021-07-16T17:58:54.000Z> Holohoots: Eh, not gonna change em, I just don't look at their shit. Just make the occasional shitpost and carry on with my day.
<2021-07-16T18:00:15.000Z> Holohoots: Kind of helps, I only get particularly bothered when dox stuff gets brought up because of my history with it
<2021-07-16T18:01:39.000Z> Umlauts: Yeah I suppose. It just triggers my autism when I see such a degree of hypocrisy and inconsistency when I see men lionising things they also speak against.
<2021-07-16T18:01:57.000Z> Umlauts: I.e porn bad but monstergirls good
<2021-07-16T18:13:46.000Z> Holohoots: Its the internet and people like to lionize themselves into a moral high ground. Weebs see something like 3d being exploitative and involved with human trafficking but completely miss the point of your sexual impulses being manipulated like giving someone hard cocaine when they seek release via hentai/drawn imagery 
<2021-07-16T18:15:13.000Z> Holohoots: Kind of stupid when you consider that stuff will set you up to fall if you engage in it so much. Like I got some weird kinks, but I don't make it everybody's business or grand stand on sexuality because of that matter. Even when you try to get away, the damage that stuff does sticks to you, especially online. 
<2021-07-16T18:16:39.000Z> Umlauts: I don't talk about it because I feel such a high degree (and warranted) shame from the damage I've suffered from porn. I suppose I find myself in the position of just watching dudes commit the same mistakes I did but think it's a good thing.
<2021-07-16T18:18:04.000Z> Umlauts: I've also dealt with a lot of addicts in my life and it's maddening to see the same behaviours as dudes justifying pills but with anime girls.
<2021-07-16T18:20:29.000Z> Umlauts: Oh and then drawing friend/enemy distinctions over it because of course
<2021-07-16T18:24:21.000Z> Holohoots: Yeah, honestly the internet really doesn't help these people at all.
<2021-07-16T18:26:14.000Z> Umlauts: The internet doesn't really help people imo.
<2021-07-16T18:27:15.000Z> Umlauts: A lot of people say they take spiritual warfare seriously but are obviously not considering the full implications of it.
<2021-07-16T18:35:12.000Z> Umlauts: Like for instance. Probably the most successful front for the bad guys in spiritual warfare is Lust. 
<2021-07-16T18:35:32.000Z> Umlauts: Our entire society suffers from pornbrain. 
<2021-07-16T18:36:40.000Z> Umlauts: And it's obvious how it warps and deranges people. Even the guys supposedly fighting for virtue are so pornbrained they don't recognise that they're gonna end up defeating themselves if they don't ask the Lord for help in combating their flesh.
<2021-07-16T18:38:53.000Z> Holohoots: Well obviously, when I see someone speak about God one moment then start poasting anime breasts and porn the next.
<2021-07-16T18:39:07.000Z> Umlauts: I'm sure Insom and Mongoose aren't even bad dudes (as an example). But the fact that they reinforce their bad habits due to pornbrain they're ultimately retarding themselves.
<2021-07-16T18:39:49.000Z> Umlauts: >that one time monstercoomers started blaspheming by taking the Lords name in vain by talking as if the Lord created monstergirls
<2021-07-16T18:40:59.000Z> Umlauts: Like nigga, do you even consider what you're doing with the sacred?
<2021-07-16T18:41:39.000Z> Umlauts: I don't even consider the Saints 'holy' (in the sense you Catholigs and ordodox do) but I find it repulsive when I see guys waifu Joan of Arc.
<2021-07-16T19:28:54.000Z> Holohoots: Even with the religious divorce from the Saints on a personal level of being either Protestant or just secular; it should strike one as INCREDIBLY ODD that people are making porn characters out if people who literally died for their love of Christ. Its insulting as well as blasphemous. 
<2021-07-16T19:29:13.000Z> Holohoots: These folk just don't care, sadly.
<2021-07-16T19:31:07.000Z> Umlauts: Even as a Lutheran I consider insult towards the Saints to be close to sacrilege. They're OUR HEROES regardless of your theology on the matter. And disrespecting martyrs and heroes leads to nothing good.
<2021-07-16T19:31:46.000Z> Umlauts: And yeah, cooming is clearly more important than holding something sacred.
<2021-07-16T19:33:27.000Z> Umlauts: I feel sorta dirty just implying it, but why shouldn't they post big tiddy anime girl versions of Mary? I know cursed images like this exist because of /tg/ and it's on the same level as the rest of weeb waifu faggotry. 
<2021-07-16T19:35:54.000Z> Umlauts: Or to follow their slippery slope. Why not go all the way with the blasphemy of R63 of Christ? It's all just images, right?
<2021-07-16T19:36:13.000Z> Umlauts: Thank you again /tg/ for exposing me to that awful shit.
<2021-07-16T19:47:31.000Z> Holohoots: See someone waving shit like that around I'm prone to kick someone's ass
<2021-07-16T19:47:59.000Z> Umlauts: Good old fashioned witch burnings in my case.
<2021-07-16T19:51:04.000Z> Umlauts: Like shit, I know Satanists who couldn't conceive of blasphemy on that level. 
<2021-07-16T20:01:30.000Z> Holohoots: Sad to see, but fuck if these people just don't listen to reason.
<2021-07-16T20:03:01.000Z> Umlauts: Junkies rarely do. Anyway man, enough of contemplating mans depravity. It's enough that I'm also watching the Spawn animated series and it's OW THE EDGE lmao
<2021-07-16T20:03:33.000Z> Holohoots: Gosh I haven't seen that in ages
<2021-07-16T20:03:49.000Z> Umlauts: Concentrated K I N O because I'm a sucker for chiaroscuro
<2021-07-16T20:04:10.000Z> Umlauts: And also because I'm a child of the edgy 90's goth punk as far as pop culture tastes go lmao
<2021-07-16T23:48:25.000Z> Umlauts: >schzio post about AI demons
<2021-07-16T23:48:45.000Z> Umlauts: >a self professed fucking sorcerer with a 40k avi crawls out of the woodwork to defend AI
<2021-07-16T23:49:02.000Z> Umlauts: Riding high on that confirmation bias
<2021-07-16T23:52:06.000Z> Umlauts: >ANOTHER guy rolls up to defend talking to demons
<2021-07-16T23:53:05.000Z> Holohoots: >tl is full of spastic wall of text poasts I'm not going to bother reading or snakegirls (demons)
<2021-07-16T23:53:07.000Z> Holohoots: What does it all MEAN
<2021-07-16T23:53:43.000Z> Umlauts: ARE WE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING?
<2021-07-16T23:57:02.000Z> Holohoots: They're EVERYWHERE.
<2021-07-16T23:57:16.000Z> Holohoots: I come to this site for blackpills and shitpoasts; fucking NERDS
<2021-07-16T23:58:22.000Z> Umlauts: >one swedish autists sperging about how AI are demons brings out people who self admit to deal with demons and magic to defend AI
<2021-07-16T23:58:45.000Z> Umlauts: OH BOY
<2021-07-16T23:58:54.000Z> Umlauts: THIS SHITPOSTING SITE HAS A DEEP RABBITHOLE
<2021-07-17T00:03:33.000Z> Holohoots: OH NONONONO
<2021-07-17T00:07:15.000Z> Umlauts: Though to be completely serious I did immediately block that guy who claimed to practice magic
<2021-07-17T00:07:32.000Z> Umlauts: Unsurprisingly I have some bad experiences with that sort of absolute retard
<2021-07-17T00:13:37.000Z> Holohoots: Honestly that's the smart option; people involved in that kind of stuff... I dunno, I've always looked at it like stuff like Ouija boards. They could be bullshitting and it could all be bullshit but you never leave that kind of spiritual door open.
<2021-07-17T00:14:05.000Z> Holohoots: That's why, even as a kid, as obsessed with stuff like ghosts as I was, I would never do something like the Blood Mary ritual or something; it's not even just a fear it's just 'why make a retarded gamble like that?'
<2021-07-17T00:14:31.000Z> Umlauts: Even as an atheist I wasn't dumb enough to do shit like that.
<2021-07-17T00:17:34.000Z> Umlauts: But I'll put it this way. My best friend once ran with "Chaos Gnostics". Which was basically diabolist satanists (i.e, proper devil worshippers). He's since come back to Christ. Back in our V:tM larping days we also ran into a legit cult where the members planned infanticide to prevent the apocalypse because a pregnant participant of the larp was going to birth the antichrist. 
<2021-07-17T00:19:04.000Z> Umlauts: The members of that cult have enough clinical mental illnesses I'm strongly inclined to believe they're possessed.
<2021-07-17T00:22:16.000Z> Holohoots: Good frief
<2021-07-17T00:23:29.000Z> Umlauts: I take this shit seriously for a reason lmao
<2021-07-17T00:23:49.000Z> Holohoots: I don't blame you with that history; damn.
<2021-07-17T00:25:20.000Z> Umlauts: That's just where I know occult activity was involved. Pretty sure I've seen a long time friend and junkie in the throws of possession 
<2021-07-17T00:26:02.000Z> Umlauts: It might've been some pill psychosis, but man it wasn't like any junkie psychosis I've seen.
<2021-07-17T00:37:22.000Z> Umlauts: Oh fuck lmao it's 2.40 already
<2021-07-17T00:37:40.000Z> Umlauts: I've been schizoposting way later than I thought
<2021-07-17T00:42:31.000Z> Holohoots: Oh yeah bro you need to get some sleep lmfao
<2021-07-17T00:44:16.000Z> Umlauts: It would help if it wasn't also HOT AS BALLS
<2021-07-17T00:45:14.000Z> Umlauts: Anyway time to log off and see how many mad monstercoomers I have in my mentions come morning after my KILL DRAGON posting
<2021-07-17T00:48:12.000Z> Holohoots: See ya come morn.
<2021-07-17T08:14:09.000Z> Umlauts: Well no angry monstercoomers in my mentions lmao
<2021-07-17T10:36:31.000Z> Holohoots: The beast sleeps.
<2021-07-17T10:37:00.000Z> Umlauts: It seems they were scared away by the schizoposting
<2021-07-17T10:40:19.000Z> Holohoots: This is why I just occasionally just rant about government agencies. No one bothers the schizo who sleeps and rants on the corner; he also has the benefit of being right.
<2021-07-17T10:41:25.000Z> Umlauts: Well it seems to keep the coomers attentionspans away so it works
<2021-07-17T10:41:30.000Z> Umlauts: Or seemingly works rather
<2021-07-17T10:41:55.000Z> Umlauts: I really expected a cringe or faggot comment from the usual suspects with my KILL DRAGON spam lmap
<2021-07-17T10:45:41.000Z> Holohoots: >umlauts dox consists of a bunch of schizopoasts and KILL DRAGON spam>No doxer really knows what to do with this; say you're mentally ill tops
<2021-07-17T10:45:50.000Z> Holohoots: IT'S A WIN WIN, DEMONS STAY BACK, DEMON ENABLERS STAY BACK
<2021-07-17T10:47:08.000Z> Umlauts: THE INTERNET SCHIZO STANDS SUPREME
<2021-07-17T10:49:20.000Z> Holohoots: Aspect of Terry Davis
<2021-07-17T10:49:44.000Z> Umlauts: AI DEMONS GLOW IN THE DARK
<2021-07-17T11:06:07.000Z> Holohoots: Also good grief my arms have been killing me lately. Every damn morning I wake up with the same pain my shoulder/upper arm (Joint?) Driving me up a wall.
<2021-07-17T11:06:14.000Z> Holohoots: I'M GROWING OOOOOOLLLLLLDDDDD
<2021-07-17T11:07:00.000Z> Umlauts: Probably sleeping on it funny.
<2021-07-17T11:11:54.000Z> Umlauts: My right shoulder always gets funky when I've slept on it funny. Though lifting has helped in not making it as bad anymore.
<2021-07-17T11:25:05.000Z> Holohoots: Probably; I figure it's from a mixture of moving heavy boxes and sleeping on my side.
<2021-07-17T11:29:58.000Z> Umlauts: Yeah I'd guess it's that. Personally I think my issue stems bad shoulder posture while at the computer and sleeping funny on the right shoulder.
<2021-07-17T11:34:07.000Z> Umlauts: Oh lmfao I just realised I could make a big anti-dragon shitpost to make the monstercoomers mad
<2021-07-17T11:34:22.000Z> Umlauts: >dragons are (((shapeshifters)))
<2021-07-17T11:34:54.000Z> Umlauts: >one notable dragon from norse myth is a shapeshifting (((dwarf)))
<2021-07-17T11:35:50.000Z> Holohoots: >Proceeds to get spammed with more dragongirl anime tits>'WHY ARE YOU COOMING? YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT'
<2021-07-17T11:39:02.000Z> Umlauts: >Gal 4:16
<2021-07-17T11:39:40.000Z> Umlauts: >DRAGON MILKERS? MORE LIKE KHAZAR MILKERS
<2021-07-17T11:39:51.000Z> Umlauts: Man if I had the time to hellthread today lmfao
<2021-07-17T11:48:18.000Z> Holohoots: >Fall back in with the old 'wignat' running crowd>Everythings a lot more laid back>Mostly just hellthreads and shitpoastingPoast feels like coming home, tbh.
<2021-07-17T11:48:42.000Z> Holohoots: Or like jumping in a time machine and going back to the TRS 504um back during the 2016 election. Same kind of fun vibes.
<2021-07-17T11:50:47.000Z> Umlauts: How so?
<2021-07-17T11:51:13.000Z> Holohoots: How so in which regard
<2021-07-17T11:54:51.000Z> Umlauts: Well the falling in with the wignat crowd and the differences
<2021-07-17T11:55:12.000Z> Umlauts: Poast is my first real interaction with the online DR in the US
<2021-07-17T12:00:34.000Z> Holohoots: Found myself in DR circles thanks to a similar sense of humor and getting caught up in the podcast zeitgeist bolstered by stuff like TDS, had my own for a while, fun times. Good laughs. Fell away for a bit due to a disconnect with certain people; didn't care for how everyone took themselves too seriously.Rolled with ironybros for a spell because I was disillusioned and once again, bonding over retarded humor and similar circumstances; then the ironybros start taking themselves too seriously (namely because of Amnats/AF movement gaining moment) start seeing them as faggots who didn't learn.Find poast with old similar faces; not really seeing anyone trying too hard (Save for weebs trying to make their weird fetishes seem 'esoteric' to legitimize them)
<2021-07-17T12:00:51.000Z> Holohoots: Just good times, good laughs, autistic in-jokes.
<2021-07-17T12:00:56.000Z> Holohoots: Just be funny; it's so fucking simple.
<2021-07-17T12:02:15.000Z> Umlauts: Ah right, the difference in people who think they're doing an activism by shitposting online and the people just here to shitpost for the fun of it
<2021-07-17T12:03:04.000Z> Umlauts: >Just be funny; it's so fucking simple.I keep telling people that nice guy national socialism is the way to go but everyone tries to outsperg each other
<2021-07-17T12:03:50.000Z> Umlauts: Supreme irony in that I, a gigasperg, say that too lmao
<2021-07-17T12:04:17.000Z> Holohoots: Pretty much; I'm not opposed to activism; but don't delude yourself to thinking your shitposting outlets are what's changing the world. The outlets are just like a Mannerbund (Not sure if I spelled that right), it's like a nice social club for like minded retards, but know how to present yourself to normalfags.
<2021-07-17T12:04:28.000Z> Holohoots: Like it's not even optics or about subversion; it's just in being a decent humanbeing.
<2021-07-17T12:05:36.000Z> Umlauts: If you want to be autistic about it it's männerbund but you anglophones lack proper vowels so mannerbund is a correct way of loanwording it.
<2021-07-17T12:06:18.000Z> Umlauts: >it's just in being a decent humanbeing.That's why having a degree of shame over your bad online habits is so useful.
<2021-07-17T12:07:06.000Z> Umlauts: Anime girl gang might be able to argue that "But this is autistic shitpoasting space" and sure that's true. But if you make a habit out of UOOOOHHHH and IM COOMING poasting about anime booba that's gonna carry over to the rest of your life
<2021-07-17T12:07:26.000Z> Umlauts: What you do 'in the dark' doesn't stay in the dark as it were.
<2021-07-17T12:08:04.000Z> Umlauts: Funnily enough a line of argumentation that has gotten me accusations of faggotry here on poast lmao
<2021-07-17T12:16:29.000Z> Holohoots: lmfao
<2021-07-17T12:20:01.000Z> Umlauts: >NO, MY BAD HABITS EXIST ENTIRELY IN A VACUUM crying soyjak.jpg
<2021-07-17T23:32:28.000Z> Umlauts: >animated Spawn show has a bit group of bad guys that's a bunch of heroin dealing Satanists pretending to be Christianslmfao I miss 90's edge man
<2021-07-17T23:33:16.000Z> Holohoots: Some niggas really do be into satanism just for the ease of access with heroin
<2021-07-17T23:35:29.000Z> Umlauts: Satanism and drug use do go hand in hand. But it's generally psychedelics not heroin. Still, kinda refreshing even in a show that's not even "pro-Christian"
<2021-07-17T23:35:50.000Z> Umlauts: The Satanists are obviously shown as perverting and not being real Christians rather than "muh evil Church" tropes
<2021-07-18T14:49:57.000Z> Umlauts: Oh fugg a shitpost just got me an invite to the Little Wars podcast lmao
<2021-07-18T20:26:42.000Z> Holohoots: LITTLE WARS?!
<2021-07-18T20:29:00.000Z> Umlauts: Yeah you know Insom and Mongoose  traditional games podcast?
<2021-07-18T20:31:48.000Z> Holohoots: I've heard of it but never listened lmao; I don't really listen to podcasts much anymore (Should probably pick them back up since it might get me to play a damn game with some white noise again)
<2021-07-18T20:33:14.000Z> Umlauts: Despite their obnoxious monstercoomerism Little Wars is a fund podcast. Godcast is of course also based as fuck
<2021-07-18T20:33:37.000Z> Umlauts: Yours truly have also had a guest appearance there
<2021-07-18T20:34:59.000Z> Holohoots: Time to rerecord my awful nigger literature podcast.
<2021-07-18T20:35:17.000Z> Holohoots: I unironically want to make content again but since it got me doxed there's no point outside of gaming videos with friends (That I can only show to a few people)
<2021-07-18T20:35:24.000Z> Umlauts: Nigger literature? Lmao what
<2021-07-18T20:35:45.000Z> Holohoots: Uhhhh
<2021-07-18T20:35:48.000Z> Holohoots: Let me see if I can find something.
<2021-07-18T20:41:30.000Z> Umlauts: Alright
<2021-07-18T21:22:56.000Z> Holohoots: youtu.be/RCECnCqOoBg
<2021-07-18T21:23:32.000Z> Holohoots: >real book
<2021-07-18T21:26:20.000Z> Umlauts attached file https://img.poast.org/cdc481844f3fda78c6d146432377f70dc7023c7e64aa55192c711451a928ba70.png
<2021-07-18T21:26:45.000Z> Holohoots: 3 hours of straight RETARDATION
<2021-07-18T21:26:55.000Z> Holohoots: And this somehow made it to the TRS radio page.
<2021-07-18T21:26:59.000Z> Holohoots: LIVIN' THE LIFE.
<2021-07-18T21:27:09.000Z> Umlauts: The fuck was that book, Tariq Nasheed fanfiction?
<2021-07-18T21:27:17.000Z> Holohoots: HAHAHAHA
<2021-07-18T21:27:19.000Z> Umlauts: Also, familiar sounding voice
<2021-07-18T21:27:35.000Z> Umlauts: >all nigger literature is buck breaking
<2021-07-18T21:27:38.000Z> Holohoots: Well it's mine and I've been around so maybe I was on something you listened to in the past.
<2021-07-18T21:29:35.000Z> Umlauts: Probably but you also sound like Alt Hype.
<2021-07-18T22:01:02.000Z> Holohoots: OOF
<2021-07-18T22:04:17.000Z> Umlauts: Sounds like a similar regional accent but that's the first similarity I could tell lol
<2021-07-18T22:04:34.000Z> Holohoots: Yeah I could get that lmao
<2021-07-18T22:06:24.000Z> Umlauts: Sorry fam can't place it closer than "Racist internet sperg obsessed with HBG stats"
<2021-07-18T22:06:31.000Z> Umlauts: lmao
<2021-07-20T10:14:12.000Z> Umlauts: I only mentioned it briefly last time we talked about nostalgia for WoW rp shit. But I'm probably gonna start up my online Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay group again in some capacity. That something you'd be interested in?
<2021-07-20T10:15:39.000Z> Holohoots: Yeah that sounds fine; but I have to admit I'm somewhat unfamiliar with Warhammer Fantasy lore or anything like that since I've never played any of the games or tabletop shit (Pretty sure WF has tabletop shit, doesn't it? Know 40K does)
<2021-07-20T10:18:58.000Z> Umlauts: That's perfectly fine lmao. And yes WHF is both a tabletop wargame (as my painted armies attest) but it's also got 4 editions of rpg. It's easier to get into than it looks on the surface because it uses stereotypes pretty heavily.
<2021-07-20T10:19:31.000Z> Umlauts: It's also one of those big unseen influences on the modern fantasy genre. 
<2021-07-20T10:20:13.000Z> Umlauts: ALso any good GM worth their salt takes time to explain the setting to their players, especially rookies.
<2021-07-20T10:23:55.000Z> Holohoots: Makes sense
<2021-07-20T10:24:05.000Z> Holohoots: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING ON YOUR FIRST GAME?"
<2021-07-20T10:28:00.000Z> Umlauts: I had a GM who was an asshole like that. Also a literal autist who magical realm'd
<2021-07-20T10:30:24.000Z> Holohoots: I mean bro; this shit's daunting for the uninitiated. I've done like maybe one tabletop thing that was legit and my ass was basically playing it like XCOM once the combat started. (High DEX arrow spam)
<2021-07-20T10:31:21.000Z> Umlauts: Yeah I know it seems weird and arcane until you realise it's basically playing pretend combined with a boardgame.
<2021-07-20T10:32:16.000Z> Holohoots: Right, the intial grug brain is going to want to make the most basic of moves to not rock the boat and look like a retard once you start.
<2021-07-20T10:32:48.000Z> Holohoots: Retard brain is making 'No Country For Old Men' references in dialogue before that point.
<2021-07-20T10:33:45.000Z> Umlauts: Despite my earlier WFRP campaigns being monster hunters and mercenary company management they're not that combat heavy (since combat in WFRP is quick and dangerous). 
<2021-07-20T10:34:22.000Z> Umlauts: And retard brain is fine. What we do is also retard brain but doing silly voices and retarded accents at the same time.
<2021-07-20T10:35:07.000Z> Holohoots: Based.
<2021-07-20T10:36:55.000Z> Umlauts: Also a lot of harassing female NPC's because one of the players consistently rolled terrible on all his social skill checks involving women.
<2021-07-20T10:37:05.000Z> Umlauts: >critical failure on saying Hello
<2021-07-20T10:38:35.000Z> Umlauts: Or the same players dwarf character who became the face for the Vampire Question conspiracy theory after listening to an Alex Jones expy ramble on
<2021-07-20T10:46:51.000Z> Holohoots: HAH
<2021-07-20T10:51:01.000Z> Umlauts: >old group was me and a polish orthodox /ourguy/, a gay brit and a vaguely liberal brit>it took the gay and the pseudo-normie 6 months to notice everyone who acts liberal (most specifically miscegenates) in my campaigns die horribly>they didn't notice none of the other DR memes
<2021-07-20T10:52:46.000Z> Umlauts: >the only time I feature an elf woman she's an evil sorceress that gives everyone the creeps because her soul is just that rotten
<2021-07-20T10:57:48.000Z> Umlauts: >the campaign that took place in Warhammer Arabia that devolved into a Memri TV meme
<2021-07-20T11:01:46.000Z> Umlauts: cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/661265464495964170/711881911798071336/unknown.png
<2021-07-20T11:01:50.000Z> Umlauts: >everything this meme represents
<2021-07-20T11:03:26.000Z> Holohoots: A GANG OF WHOREMONGERS VS A HORDE OF HARLOTS WHO WILL WIN
<2021-07-20T11:04:05.000Z> Umlauts: >Casualties and losses: Dignity & Common Sense
<2021-07-20T11:12:19.000Z> Umlauts: Anyway, we play over discord using voice chat and a dicebot. Not something you have an issue with is it?
<2021-07-20T13:41:49.000Z> Holohoots: Nah
<2021-07-20T13:45:55.000Z> Umlauts: Alright. Only timezones to work schedules around then
<2021-07-20T15:59:33.000Z> Holohoots: Well I'm doing nothing but morning confession  and Church on most weekends. Every other day I'm free at 6PM EST.
<2021-07-20T16:03:49.000Z> Umlauts: 6pm is 18:00 right?
<2021-07-20T16:05:17.000Z> Umlauts: YEah it is, midnight for me and the one other player. WHich is too late on weekdays since we generally play for about four hours. 
<2021-07-20T16:06:32.000Z> Umlauts: When does your church services usually end on sunday?
<2021-07-20T16:33:26.000Z> Holohoots: 2:30 EST, usually back by 3 or 3:15P EST
<2021-07-20T16:36:12.000Z> Umlauts: Yeah that'd work on sundays. Would around 12-1pm EST work for you on Saturdays?
<2021-07-20T16:36:41.000Z> Umlauts: Will probably schedule around my regular irl groups play times but that's generally bi weekly
<2021-07-20T17:46:50.000Z> Holohoots: Yeah I'd normally be home then. If not I'd just send you a dm with a physical threat
<2021-07-20T17:59:04.000Z> Umlauts: >rpg group falls apart because racist internet spergs manage to have fistfight across the atlantic
<2021-07-20T18:01:12.000Z> Umlauts: Also so far, the group is funnily enough a "So a Lutheran, Roman Catholic and Eastern Orthodox walks into a bar" joke
<2021-07-20T18:06:43.000Z> Holohoots: RPG Autists; Godcast Edition 
<2021-07-20T18:08:03.000Z> Umlauts: Lmfao. Also even funnier, we all have WoW rp experience.
<2021-07-20T18:08:52.000Z> Holohoots: Oh no...
<2021-07-20T18:09:39.000Z> Umlauts: The aforementioned orthobro is the co-author of a lot of the Magni tv memes.
<2021-07-20T18:26:47.000Z> Holohoots: Lmao that's awesome 
<2021-07-20T18:27:47.000Z> Umlauts: Equal amounts of tired of autists, spergs, coomers and other scum who do WoW rp
<2021-07-20T18:30:54.000Z> Holohoots: I haven't seen good wow rp in a long time. I only continue at times to torture myself 
<2021-07-20T18:31:56.000Z> Umlauts: Last time I did WoW rp I noticed after the fact I had rped with a Tauren femboy.
<2021-07-20T18:38:51.000Z> Holohoots: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
<2021-07-20T18:49:14.000Z> Umlauts: I KNOW
<2021-07-20T18:49:22.000Z> Umlauts: AWKWARD AS FUCK
<2021-07-20T18:51:01.000Z> Holohoots: Bottom of the barrel GRIDS vectors in warcraft playing as failed men, but in fantasy
<2021-07-20T18:52:12.000Z> Umlauts: And using FEMALE characters to do it
<2021-07-20T19:27:56.000Z> Holohoots: Because just playing a woman isn't enough. The fans have spoken, Azeroth NEEDS TWINKS
<2021-07-20T19:28:32.000Z> Umlauts: >AD has constant shit storms whether or not it's problematic because it fetishises trannies and that's transphobic and badwrong
<2021-07-20T19:33:00.000Z> Holohoots: >Game is doing more to placate faggots and trannies
<2021-07-20T19:33:18.000Z> Holohoots: >The people who are NEVER GOING TO BE HAPPY
<2021-07-20T19:33:38.000Z> Holohoots: Games going to crash hard, I swear
<2021-07-20T19:34:07.000Z> Umlauts: I CANT WAIT
<2021-07-20T19:34:22.000Z> Umlauts: IMAGINE THE SEETHING
<2021-07-20T19:37:08.000Z> Umlauts: >all those WoW paypiggies crying and shitting over WoW finally dying
<2021-07-20T19:37:44.000Z> Umlauts attached file https://img.poast.org/f5abdac02f074344c11204f0a8065d60d35594656fb3418bb2c570d97d8bcbf8.gif
<2021-07-20T20:14:52.000Z> Holohoots: Owls coming home to roost
<2021-07-20T20:17:22.000Z> Umlauts: Never get RW guys who are mad about pop culture going to shit. It's always been kiked and making part of your identity is bad.
<2021-07-20T21:58:37.000Z> Holohoots: WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH ALL THESE WARCRAFT TSHIRTS?!
<2021-07-20T22:08:03.000Z> Umlauts: STRANGLE NERDS?
<2021-07-20T22:54:45.000Z> Umlauts: Oh yeah
<2021-07-20T22:54:46.000Z> Umlauts: discord.gg/gdgDuC3
<2021-07-20T22:55:00.000Z> Umlauts: For the discord server we run games in. Only valid for 12 hours.
<2021-07-20T23:27:59.000Z> Holohoots: Nabbed it.
<2021-07-20T23:40:54.000Z> Umlauts: Cool, most of the stuff in the videos channel will give you a good feel for the setting.
<2021-07-20T23:43:24.000Z> Holohoots: Hell yea
<2021-07-20T23:44:27.000Z> Umlauts: ALso if you want to grab any books for yourself. pastebin.com/inbyBsR6
<2021-07-20T23:45:19.000Z> Umlauts: 4th ed Core rulebook is what we use. If you just want to read fluff/lore I recommend the 2 ed rpg books, since it's what I go for.
<2021-07-21T00:00:44.000Z> Holohoots: Now for the daunting part...
<2021-07-21T00:00:53.000Z> Holohoots: Actually no that's just everything lmfao
<2021-07-21T00:01:45.000Z> Umlauts: Asked wat doSay wat doRoll dice to doCursed by dice gods
<2021-07-21T00:01:51.000Z> Umlauts: That's what it all boils down to
<2021-07-21T00:06:48.000Z> Umlauts: But I suppose I can also help along by giving the TL;DR of all the factions and lands.
<2021-07-21T00:08:42.000Z> Umlauts: The Old World: Fantasy Europe put through the lens of Terry Gilliam and 80's metal, the rest of the world is also basically fantasy expies of the real world.
<2021-07-21T00:18:35.000Z> Umlauts: The Empire (of Sigmar): Fantasy HRE if it was founded by Conan the Barbarian who is now worshipped as a god.Bretonnia: Excalibur but French Kislev: Fantasy Poland-Russia regularly invaded by demon worshipping barbariansEstalia: Renaissance Spain if it had a fetish for rapier duels and simping for AthenaTilea: Spaghetti eating dagos with a fetish for pike warfare and also simps for AthenaAraby: Arabian Nights but MetalDwarfs: Angry bearded autists who hold grudges and hate greenniggers, ratniggers and elfniggers.High Elves: The Noldor but heavy metalWood Elves: Celts with tree autismDark Elves: Melniboneans but spikierNorsca: Spiky VikingsOrcs & Goblins: They're green retards and they love fighting.Skaven: Mutant rat people with volatile technologyBeastmen: Mutant goatpeople innawoodsOgres: Big fat retards who love eating and getting paid to fight
<2021-07-21T00:19:24.000Z> Umlauts: Lizardmen: Autistic aztec jungle lizards.Chaos: Demons and the barbarians who worship them.
<2021-07-21T00:22:25.000Z> Umlauts: The basic idea behind the setting is very simple. "Chaos bad, everything corrupted by Chaos." and the rpg's in particular tend to focus on how Chaos basically feeds off the sins of the sapient races and manifest them or fuel them to drag them to hell.
<2021-07-21T00:23:48.000Z> Umlauts: I also entirely forgot about the undead.Vampire Counts: Every Hammer Horror Vampire trope everTomb Kings: Undead Egyptians who go from pretty chill dudes to Imhotep
<2021-07-21T00:32:31.000Z> Holohoots: Yeah I think I got a vague idea of the Tomb Kings just from watching some reviews of the Total War Warhammer Fantasy titles.
<2021-07-21T00:33:28.000Z> Umlauts: One of my favorite factions in the setting. 
<2021-07-21T00:34:34.000Z> Umlauts: Got cursed by the Warhammer settings inventor of necromancy, Nagash, in one of his Skeletor tier bids to take over the world and now they gotta deal with "Alright, we were promised golden bodies and eternal life but we got brought back as horrific mummies. Now what?"
<2021-07-21T00:34:53.000Z> Umlauts: It's like the Forsaken but better
<2021-07-21T00:34:55.000Z> Holohoots: They looked cool as shit from the games tbh
<2021-07-21T00:36:08.000Z> Umlauts: Man they are.
<2021-07-21T00:43:38.000Z> Umlauts attached file https://img.poast.org/da78704b23e3981c97c892d23644a150662fc7ed362b4fa05fd53237b049ff99.JPG
<2021-07-21T00:43:47.000Z> Umlauts attached file https://img.poast.org/b70166796d35c3599749963eb1789cf8782d16808933fd4bcc786dffc1252a81.JPG
<2021-07-21T00:44:12.000Z> Umlauts: Got my favorite bit of flavor text for a statblock in the 2ed BEstiary
<2021-07-21T00:44:25.000Z> Umlauts: The Tomb Kings that is
<2021-07-21T00:49:06.000Z> Holohoots: Innit like midnight over there about now
<2021-07-21T08:58:26.000Z> Umlauts: It was way over midnight lmao
<2021-07-21T09:37:46.000Z> Umlauts: Oh lmao Woodshop might cause the anti-monstergirl hellthread
<2021-07-21T09:38:18.000Z> Umlauts: poa.st/notice/A9V6UpW5TtAM3nrpqK
<2021-07-21T10:20:59.000Z> Umlauts: Also, you don't know anyone who'd want to tag along on our rpg shenanigans?
<2021-07-21T10:28:57.000Z> Holohoots: Uhhh... I can ask one friend of mine but I'm uncertain if he'd have the time just because he's got a son now (MUST BE FUCKIN' NICE) but I'll ask him regardless.
<2021-07-21T10:31:28.000Z> Umlauts: >regularly get kidnapped to play Legos or fight with lightsabers by my best friends son whenever I'm thereWhy does it hurt
<2021-07-21T10:32:06.000Z> Umlauts: And cool, half my irl group are parents so I've got no issue working around child obligations.
<2021-07-21T10:32:17.000Z> Umlauts: But no other poasters?
<2021-07-21T10:33:47.000Z> Holohoots: Nah; the only other poaster I speak to off Poast is Retard_Tonight
<2021-07-21T10:33:59.000Z> Holohoots: I dunno if he's into DnD shit because he is a faggot retard.
<2021-07-21T10:35:51.000Z> Umlauts: lmfao
<2021-07-21T10:35:55.000Z> Umlauts: Well he does advertise what he is
<2021-07-21T11:49:29.000Z> Umlauts: >mentioning actual, acknowledged problems of reconstructing pagan religions to a modern pagan>dunk on larpagans while I'm at it because they're not serious about faith>said pagan spergs the fuck out into a giant non-sequitor assmad about christianity
<2021-07-21T11:49:30.000Z> Umlauts: EVERY
<2021-07-21T11:49:31.000Z> Umlauts: FUCKING
<2021-07-21T11:49:32.000Z> Umlauts: TIME
<2021-07-21T12:06:44.000Z> Holohoots: Played him like a damn fiddle
<2021-07-21T12:07:30.000Z> Umlauts: I think he even blocked me because he didn't respond to any of my poasts after his angry wall of text lmao
<2021-07-21T12:38:09.000Z> Holohoots: >trash takes itself out
<2021-07-21T12:38:11.000Z> Holohoots: Based
<2021-07-21T13:09:16.000Z> Umlauts: Well he didn't, he's just now being mad at my poasts lmao.
<2021-07-21T13:20:15.000Z> Holohoots: Reading through these pagan viewpoints just makes paganism seem even more retarded than it already did to me
<2021-07-21T13:27:02.000Z> Umlauts: He's just a very typical larpagan. The fact that he's so fucking mad just shows how little confidence he has in his beliefs.
<2021-07-21T13:27:53.000Z> Umlauts: poa.st/notice/A9Vu7gp8d6d69EwBrE
<2021-07-21T13:28:04.000Z> Umlauts: This reply is particularly illuminating in how little confidence he has.
<2021-07-21T13:34:14.000Z> Holohoots: Dude it just doesn't make sense. If the pagan gods are so ambivalent and uncaring in the matters of the mortal world, why do they deserve some kind of burnt offering. If I need to make a burnt offering and a devotion to gain their favor that would imply they are not so ambivalent and uncaring and the word devotion alone kind of implies a self imposed subordination, a slave like relationship.
<2021-07-21T13:34:24.000Z> Holohoots: Its so contradictory 
<2021-07-21T13:35:00.000Z> Umlauts: It's because modern paganism has a lot of christian priors.
<2021-07-21T13:35:04.000Z> Umlauts: IRONICALLY
<2021-07-21T13:35:30.000Z> Umlauts: They're trying to mesh pagan ritual with their conceptions of the divine whom are almost wholly christian.
<2021-07-21T13:35:45.000Z> Umlauts: Ancient pagans did not have the conception of the divine modern pagans do.
<2021-07-21T13:36:31.000Z> Umlauts: Their sacrifical rituals where pretty simple:1. Gods are powerful and fickle, sacrificing to them keeps us on their good side2. If I sacrifice this to a god, they will do this for me (transactional)
<2021-07-21T13:36:51.000Z> Umlauts: If there's more complex theology to that it hasn't survived, but it really doesn't seem to be that much more.
<2021-07-21T13:40:00.000Z> Holohoots: So basically bribing the thunderstorm to keep the sky happy
<2021-07-21T13:42:09.000Z> Umlauts: Yes.
<2021-07-21T13:42:21.000Z> Umlauts: Which makes perfect sense within the Christian view of the world lmao.
<2021-07-21T13:42:54.000Z> Umlauts: Since at Babel God put the peoples under command of subordinate spirits to rule them until Christ came.
<2021-07-21T13:43:47.000Z> Umlauts: Basically, what Michael Heiser has written about.
<2021-07-21T13:45:50.000Z> Holohoots: Time to COLLECT 
<2021-07-21T13:48:58.000Z> Umlauts: Pretty much lmao
<2021-07-21T13:49:39.000Z> Umlauts: One of the more interesting "what ifs" to discuss is which of these pagan "gods" (or ruling spirits as the godcast calls them) where in rebellion to God or not at the time of conversion.
<2021-07-21T18:25:29.000Z> Umlauts: Oh yeah, is there any particular character type you prefer playing?
<2021-07-21T18:48:31.000Z> Holohoots: How do you mean 
<2021-07-21T18:50:20.000Z> Umlauts: Rpg wise. Is there any kind of character type/archetype you prefer playing? 
<2021-07-21T19:28:29.000Z> Holohoots: You mean like a role or
<2021-07-21T19:34:15.000Z> Umlauts: Role, class, type. Like "Wise Wizard" "Brutal Barbarian" "Cunning Warrior" that sort.
<2021-07-21T19:35:34.000Z> Umlauts: Or to use WoW terms.
<2021-07-21T19:35:40.000Z> Umlauts: Your preferred class/race combo to rp.
<2021-07-21T20:16:53.000Z> Holohoots: Autistic Elf Ranger type, I reckon.
<2021-07-21T20:17:01.000Z> Holohoots: Tree autists. Yes.
<2021-07-21T20:18:48.000Z> Umlauts: Alright. Both High Elves and Wood Elves have ranger types in Warhammer.
<2021-07-21T20:19:58.000Z> Umlauts: Wood elves are more celt like, with woad paint, bronze and leaf styled clothing half-way between a savage and a Tolkienesque Mirkwood elf.
<2021-07-21T20:22:37.000Z> Umlauts: High Elf ranger types come in two styles1. Shadow Warrios. Edge lords who commit warcrimes against the Dark Elves for very Yugoslavian reasons.2. Chracian rangers. Hillbilly woodsmen who wrestle lions and whose best rangers form the personal bodyguard of the High Elf king (called Phoenix King) whom wear lion pelts and wield two handed axes.
<2021-07-21T20:25:11.000Z> Holohoots: Chad's
<2021-07-21T20:25:38.000Z> Umlauts: All Warhammer elves are just Gigachad in different poses lmao
<2021-07-21T20:25:54.000Z> Umlauts: I don't say this because I play both High Elves and Dark Elves 
<2021-07-21T20:33:49.000Z> Holohoots: Leaning more towards Wood elves. Painted faces and hiding neck deep in bogs for enemies they can't kill like that one ancient Britain meme
<2021-07-21T20:38:17.000Z> Umlauts: >Bog elfLmfao
<2021-07-21T20:38:45.000Z> Umlauts attached file https://img.poast.org/02b06bfe14ee0f7b7fdfd13f4858c736c9e04565aa03d09bd72b1aedb72db78d.png
<2021-07-21T20:39:16.000Z> Umlauts: Gets even funnier because Warhammer Elves are generally portrayed with Scots or Irish accents. The Wood elf from Vermintide being the most prominent
<2021-07-21T20:39:39.000Z> Umlauts: Also a MASSIVE CUNT
<2021-07-21T20:51:50.000Z> Holohoots: BASED.
<2021-07-21T20:53:22.000Z> Holohoots: >Play wood elf
<2021-07-21T20:53:43.000Z> Holohoots: >play Battania in Bannerlord
<2021-07-21T20:53:58.000Z> Holohoots: >become the ultimate isle nigger
<2021-07-21T20:54:30.000Z> Umlauts: >bully the actual Warhammer Celtoids for being insufficiently bog people
<2021-07-21T20:55:08.000Z> Umlauts: (There is literally a place called Albion that's covered in mists and bogs and angry isle niggers)
<2021-07-21T20:58:56.000Z> Umlauts: Can see roughly what the human island niggers are like in the last pictures in the a e s t h e t i c s channel
<2021-07-21T21:53:13.000Z> Holohoots: Sounds fucking awesome
<2021-07-21T21:54:19.000Z> Umlauts: I have an adventure planned there in my campaign notes. Among all the other shenanigans I've got planned lmao
<2021-07-22T02:38:04.000Z> Holohoots: Just got a fucking idea.
<2021-07-22T08:26:12.000Z> Umlauts: Shoot
<2021-07-22T10:08:53.000Z> Holohoots: Wood Elf that keeps spitting after every other sentence.
<2021-07-22T10:11:20.000Z> Umlauts: Chewing tobacco?
<2021-07-22T10:15:00.000Z> Holohoots: Same kind of spitting more or less; cunt just has a lot of spit.
<2021-07-22T10:15:18.000Z> Holohoots: Don't give him dip, no one wants to see him pack a lip
<2021-07-22T10:19:12.000Z> Umlauts: Well, sure. Though I think why you want to do this is flying way over my head. 
<2021-07-22T10:20:03.000Z> Umlauts: Characterisation to show savagery and vulgarity and because it's funny to you, right?
<2021-07-22T10:20:39.000Z> Holohoots: More or less, yes. Though I feel like a grug brain idiot when you put it so aptly lmao
<2021-07-22T10:22:15.000Z> Umlauts: With the way I've portrayed humans in the Empire it might make him blend in with the rural and urban peasant classes more than he as an elf would want lmao
<2021-07-22T10:23:19.000Z> Umlauts: And that's fine, I'm a huge sperg when it comes to roleplaying practice so my habit is to just put things bluntly why and how you portray characters a certain way 
<2021-07-22T10:24:31.000Z> Holohoots: >Dirt peasant pointing at this loser elf>"SHARRON, LOOK. IT SPITS JUST LIKE US! GET THE SPITTOON!!!"
<2021-07-22T10:24:52.000Z> Holohoots: Nah it's fine; I'm just SPITBALLING ideas with a setting I'm somewhat unfamiliar with.
<2021-07-22T10:38:16.000Z> Umlauts: >spitballing HUEUHEUHEUHE
<2021-07-22T10:38:37.000Z> Umlauts: And yes unironically that'd be the peasant reaction
<2021-07-22T10:39:34.000Z> Umlauts: But anyway to give you a helping hand. 
<2021-07-22T10:41:08.000Z> Umlauts: Warhammer Elves are very much the ubermensch kind (they have the best statline of the PC races) and lean quite hard into the trope Tolkien did with them being ubermensch because they're closer to God in creation.
<2021-07-22T10:41:32.000Z> Holohoots: Based.
<2021-07-22T10:41:43.000Z> Holohoots: >They just want to be left alone in their woods
<2021-07-22T10:41:56.000Z> Holohoots: THEY'RE. JUST. LIKE. ME [soyjack.jpg]
<2021-07-22T10:43:06.000Z> Umlauts: Yeah I go very hard into with High Elves being a race of Chads and Stacys and overall good people. Though of course Warhammer being Warhammer and a big part of the conceit of the rpg is dealing with the Enemy Within.
<2021-07-22T10:43:27.000Z> Umlauts: In Warhammer terms, Chaos and how it twists everything. In Christian terms, Sin and how it twists everything.
<2021-07-22T10:44:29.000Z> Umlauts: >They just want to be left alone in their woodsAsrai Wood Elves do when they don't sperg the fuck out in their HAHA WE'RE THE FEY larp and go rampaging through Bretonnia every spring on Wild Hunts when their king is reborn.
<2021-07-22T10:45:31.000Z> Holohoots: Fucking based.
<2021-07-22T10:45:47.000Z> Umlauts: Dark Elves are very much what happens >Hey what if the elves decided to go whole hog on being evil edgelords instead of trying to protect the world?
<2021-07-22T10:46:23.000Z> Umlauts: So you get an entire civilization around enslaving, torturing and sacrificing people in bloody rituals to the elven god of war and murder (named Khaine lmao)
<2021-07-22T10:47:10.000Z> Umlauts: High elves live in what's basically a donut shaped Atlantis
<2021-07-22T10:46:56.000Z> Umlauts: Hilariously their civilization is situated around the Warhammer equivalent of the great lakes or hudson bay
<2021-07-22T10:48:25.000Z> Umlauts: Kinda shit resolution but it gives you an idea of the layout of the world https://img.poast.org/3dd08d747ba80fa98ce177347812709b6a79bec33d8ff5d497ddb7d7079e7bcb.jpg
<2021-07-22T10:50:17.000Z> Umlauts: The aforemention 'Asrai' tribe of Wood Elves live in a huge magical forest called Athel Loren, which is one of the oldest and angriest forests in the Warhammer World. Basically, think the Fangorn forest but the ents are constantly going "FUCKING FLESH CREATURES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
<2021-07-22T10:51:45.000Z> Umlauts: They're a bunch of navelgazing retards primarily concerned with sitting in their woods and 'Nam'ing anyone that comes within shot at with arrows distance. I wouldn't recommend them as a player character because they're just one note spergs even if their models are cool as shit.
<2021-07-22T10:53:31.000Z> Umlauts: The other tribe of Wood Elves are called 'Eonir' and live in the magical forest Laurelorn (means something like "Golden Wood" in elf speak) that's old and not quite as pissed off as Athel Loren and are more or less ruled by a Galadriel expy. 
<2021-07-22T10:55:02.000Z> Umlauts: They meddle and interact a lot more with the human population both in friendly and unfriendly terms and have basically a low level conflict with the neighbouring human state of Nordland (part of the Empire and basically an expy of Sweden lmao)
<2021-07-22T10:56:09.000Z> Umlauts: I'd compare the conflict they have with Nordland not entirely unlike the confict the 13 colonies had with the eastern woodlands indians before the US started expanding west.
<2021-07-22T10:56:25.000Z> Holohoots: Never forget.
<2021-07-22T10:57:27.000Z> Umlauts: Either way, beyond the occasional scalping incident or tree deciding to eat some poor human logger they get along with their neighbours and are by far the most common kind of Wood Elf to encounter in the Empire.
<2021-07-22T10:58:04.000Z> Umlauts: Since they have semi-nomadic settlements in a bunch of different magical forests outside of Laurelorn and actually believe in "Hey, maybe pro-active politics is better than being a reactionary sperg"
<2021-07-22T10:58:21.000Z> Umlauts: I'd recommend an Eonir as a player character.
<2021-07-22T10:59:20.000Z> Umlauts: Also easier to roleplay than the Asrai Wood elves when you're new to the setting.
<2021-07-22T11:01:20.000Z> Umlauts: Also funnily enough they've sort of got an urbanite/ruralite divide. Since their ruling class mostly squat in a bunch of overgrown ruins of an old elven colony in the Laurelorn forest before the High elves abandoned them due to existential civil war related reasons.
<2021-07-22T11:04:33.000Z> Umlauts: And also to throw back to my earlier comment how a conceit of the setting is everyones sins (but put in brithbong gay nerd terms) comes to bite them in the ass.
<2021-07-22T11:04:59.000Z> Umlauts: The main racial sin of the elves is *pride*
<2021-07-22T11:05:45.000Z> Umlauts: So they're proud, haughty and condescending douchebags as common character flaws. Hubristic sadists who don't consider non-elves people at their worst (Dark Elves).
<2021-07-22T11:09:01.000Z> Umlauts: If you want to do some sort of savage bit for your character, it wouldn't really express itself vulgarly (though elves are also people, they're just better people). I would express it more in a noble savage kind of way.
<2021-07-22T11:09:35.000Z> Umlauts: Entirely in tune with nature and not particularly squeamish about it, because nature is red in tooth and claw.
<2021-07-22T11:09:42.000Z> Umlauts: So time to slap some woad on and scalp niggers.
<2021-07-22T12:13:19.000Z> Holohoots: Fuckin back to the drawing board
<2021-07-22T12:16:29.000Z> Umlauts: >I speak for the trees and the trees say FUCK HUMANIGGERS
<2021-07-22T12:26:25.000Z> Umlauts: wowhead.com/news/activision-blizzard-being-sued-by-california-over-discrimination-against-female-323503
<2021-07-22T12:28:14.000Z> Umlauts: If you want a good guide since I basically try to ape Robert E. Howard in regards to pulp adventures. >How would REH write an elf savage?
<2021-07-22T12:52:39.000Z> Holohoots: WHOOM
<2021-07-22T12:53:02.000Z> Holohoots: Also what do you reckon this means for blizzcucks
<2021-07-22T12:53:13.000Z> Umlauts: Coping seething and dilating
<2021-07-22T12:54:00.000Z> Umlauts: And Robert E. Howard, the writer of Conan the Barbarian and Solomon Kane.
<2021-07-22T12:55:18.000Z> Umlauts: Oh lmao checked the AD forums and there's a lot of>This is upsetting! i thought blizzard was heckin basederino! Cancel blizzard!
<2021-07-22T13:09:10.000Z> Holohoots: The company finds a way to get worse, writing goes even more to shit
<2021-07-22T13:09:29.000Z> Holohoots: And I've never actually read Conan the Barbarian etc
<2021-07-22T13:12:00.000Z> Umlauts: Oh man you've missed out. Those stories are great.
<2021-07-22T13:13:06.000Z> Umlauts: Easily one of the best authors America has produced.
<2021-07-22T13:19:41.000Z> Holohoots: Probably, I hear he was a big influence on a lot of writers but I just never got around to reading his stuff
<2021-07-22T13:20:38.000Z> Umlauts: Pretty much all of Blizzards nigger characters are ripping off one of the supporting characters in Solomon Kane lmao
<2021-07-22T13:21:02.000Z> Umlauts: Plenty of good audio recordings of the Conan stories on youtube.
<2021-07-22T13:38:08.000Z> Holohoots: Oh shit
<2021-07-22T13:43:18.000Z> Umlauts: Start with "Phoenix on the Sword" as that's the first Conan story. Then just go for whichever sounds coolest.
<2021-07-22T13:46:36.000Z> Holohoots: Might just. Need something to bring me out of this downer of a mood.
<2021-07-22T13:47:47.000Z> Umlauts: Conan is great for that. I always want to go out and kick someones ass after reading it lmao
<2021-07-22T14:21:06.000Z> Holohoots: Fucking based lmfao
<2021-07-22T14:25:42.000Z> Umlauts: It is lmfao
<2021-07-22T14:26:27.000Z> Umlauts: One of my favorite Conan yarns can be summarised as this>Conan gets hit on the head, goes mad with horny and tries to rape a goddess, almost dies of hypothermia
<2021-07-22T14:45:36.000Z> Holohoots: But it was worth it
<2021-07-22T14:46:42.000Z> Umlauts: Absolutely lmao
<2021-07-23T16:11:06.000Z> Umlauts: Half tempted to advertise the third spot for the rpg game we're setting up here on poast but I have a strong feeling that's a retarded move.
<2021-07-23T16:13:13.000Z> Umlauts: But I'm probably gonna dm JSDorn and Johnny-Jinroh/RoyalJohnny with invites. Tempted to also ask SuperLutheran since he dm'd me out of the blue the other day, but I suspect he's way too busy.
<2021-07-23T16:13:55.000Z> Umlauts: Thoughts?
<2021-07-23T16:24:55.000Z> Holohoots: I'm not at all bothered, more caught up in not trying to bitch out
<2021-07-23T16:26:07.000Z> Umlauts: What, of the game? You'll do fine.
<2021-07-24T14:35:01.000Z> Umlauts: OH SHIT
<2021-07-24T14:35:07.000Z> Umlauts: SENPAI NOTICED US
<2021-07-24T14:35:13.000Z> Umlauts: SUPER WANTS TO JOIN
<2021-07-24T15:13:06.000Z> Holohoots: Whom???
<2021-07-24T15:13:19.000Z> Umlauts: Superlutheran
<2021-07-24T15:13:36.000Z> Holohoots: Oh, Based.
<2021-07-24T15:15:28.000Z> Umlauts: Ikr? lmao, didn't expect him to have the time
<2021-07-24T15:19:08.000Z> Holohoots: Living that hard life.
<2021-07-24T15:20:44.000Z> Umlauts: Well, kids eat a lot of time and the 6 hour time difference can make things awkward to schedule around. My irl group starts playing around 1900 to accomodate for getting kids to sleep. 
<2021-07-24T15:30:02.000Z> Holohoots: Yeah... makes sense.
<2021-07-24T15:30:37.000Z> Umlauts: Either way, now it really is Godcast: Rpg autism edition
<2021-07-24T15:33:30.000Z> Holohoots: Right...
<2021-07-24T15:35:24.000Z> Umlauts: Still feeling anxious about it?
<2021-07-24T15:36:32.000Z> Holohoots: Kind of, yeah. It's a mixture of that and some ramblings about jouranlists and doxers just has me in a shaken state.
<2021-07-24T15:38:09.000Z> Umlauts: Don't worry about the game. It seems like a lot to take in it at first. But once you figure out the actual rules are pretty similar to PC rpgs but you do all the math yourself it's no issue at all.
<2021-07-24T15:38:33.000Z> Umlauts: And I kinda figured that coming up on the timelines again would rattle you.
<2021-07-24T15:39:39.000Z> Holohoots: Yeah I just feel kind of retardo looking it all at a glance and I fear making an ass of myself.
<2021-07-24T15:40:07.000Z> Holohoots: And yeah I'm trying to take it all in and... Well, I don't really know. Doom and gloom and all that.
<2021-07-24T15:42:20.000Z> Umlauts: Don't worry about making an ass of yourself, I consistently flub lines and blank on words or otherwise pull a retard while GM'ing.
<2021-07-24T15:43:35.000Z> Umlauts: To use a very abused word, it almost seems like a trigger. 
<2021-07-24T15:47:55.000Z> Holohoots: Yeah. Plus the idea of roleplay in a setting, that's basically other than WoW I get the mentality of 'Fuck I gotta get up to knowledge on the lore shit this is DEEP shitshitshit' etc.
<2021-07-24T15:48:24.000Z> Holohoots: And yeah I'm more than certain; because it just brings me back to when it happened to me, and this lingering feeling that 'It'll happen again, these people are petty and just want you dead'.
<2021-07-24T15:50:58.000Z> Umlauts: Don't be intimidated by the amount of published material. Warhammer Fantasy is a simple setting when I'm not sperging out about details. Also as a GM I do a lot of the role of "As you know" narration in informing players of anything coming up that they'd know about.
<2021-07-24T15:51:27.000Z> Umlauts: I'm not an expert, but your behavior does give me PTSD vibes.
<2021-07-24T15:53:45.000Z> Holohoots: That's comforting; I think like just sitting down, figuring out the bits and cogs and just sort of chatting with everyone I should be able to get comfortable with it; DnD is the same kind of effect or the general tabletop sort of premise. I'm stand-offish and reclusive until I get to know you or at least know I can be at ease with you.
<2021-07-24T15:54:33.000Z> Umlauts: > I'm stand-offish and reclusive until I get to know you or at least know I can be at ease with you.Are you me?.jpg
<2021-07-24T15:55:37.000Z> Holohoots: Probably; I took it happening like when my ex left me. I was chill about it the first day, then I go to bed and I wake up and I just wanted to die. Wasn't even like my most embarrassing secrets got revealed but that's long been a deep fear of mine. People uncover my dirty laundry and I figure 'Well I should just kill myself, then'... And those people want that.
<2021-07-24T15:56:08.000Z> Holohoots: I mean fuckin' hell, that's just the world we live on now. They'll stop at nothing to keep doing this shit to fuck you over, leave you broke etc.
<2021-07-24T15:56:56.000Z> Umlauts: I would suggest therapy. BUUUUUUUT they'd just force feed you pills and tell you to cut your dick off.
<2021-07-24T15:57:45.000Z> Umlauts: And yeah, it sucks. Personally I take great comfort in the fact that God is not mocked and that in the end, our enemies will get what they deserve.
<2021-07-24T15:58:16.000Z> Holohoots: You're not even the first person to think of that suggestion; one friend I've known for almost ten years, very close to him even though he's somewhat of a lefty fag highly suggests it; but it's just... Everything is so politicized at this point, I don't trust a HIPAA violation to save me from embarassment and you just can't talk online without feeling like someone else is watching.
<2021-07-24T15:58:48.000Z> Holohoots: Yeah... I try to find peace in daily prayer but... Nowadays I just feel like I'm waiting to be cornered and just making a hard choice between suicide or... What? Prison or... I have no idea, it's all so strange.
<2021-07-24T16:02:27.000Z> Umlauts: I don't think my personal coping mechanism to deal with cornering would work for you since I think you're wired differently.  But it seems to me that you've been scared out of your sense of personal agency by the doxing.
<2021-07-24T16:02:55.000Z> Umlauts: It's made you way too reactionary in mindset and given you something of a siege mindset.
<2021-07-24T16:03:27.000Z> Holohoots: Maybe? I guess you'd have to define what you mean by personal agency, like my range of choices or something to that effect?
<2021-07-24T16:03:50.000Z> Umlauts: I don't think you've ever mentioned your ethnic heritage before so I can't comment specifically to it. But you need to reconceptualise yourself as an actionist rather than a reactionist.
<2021-07-24T16:04:39.000Z> Umlauts: Yeah or to put it in military terms, you've lost the initiative and terms of the battle are now dictated by your enemy and you're purely reacting to it.
<2021-07-24T16:05:28.000Z> Holohoots: Like put on the defensive in terms of trench warfare? Holdout mentality or something to that extent? Just trying to... Well yeah, react to what I expect the metaphorical enemy might do?
<2021-07-24T16:06:41.000Z> Umlauts: Yeah pretty much. To continue the military metaphor, you're under siege and trapped. You need to find some way to sally out and dictate terms of the battle.
<2021-07-24T16:07:59.000Z> Umlauts: I personally regained a lot of my personal agency but realising that the world is evil and it's ruled by evil people and that I should go into combat with it literally and metaphorically.
<2021-07-24T16:08:16.000Z> Umlauts: Literally and metaphorically in the name of Christ*
<2021-07-24T16:11:13.000Z> Umlauts: I don't consider myself much of a missionary and not to give a false impression that I'm doing something huge and grand. But speaking of the Gospels in person to people and plainly naming globohom as evil confidently has done a lot to strike at it and that's just with people in my nearest social circle.
<2021-07-24T16:12:24.000Z> Umlauts: It's worked for me, but I know your situation is also different.
<2021-07-24T16:12:53.000Z> Umlauts: I wear a rosary with a crucifix openly and that's enough to cause reactions in my parts of Sweden.
<2021-07-24T16:13:57.000Z> Holohoots: Mmm... Probably part of my problem is just that fact that I'm isolated; I got one good friend in person and not really much else. I don't get too involved in terms of talking with my parish community (Struggle with talking to people, fucking asperger's or something I just lock up) but I have found just talking with people at least raises spirits, but I also don't want to be that 'ABLOOHOOHOO I'M SO SAD' guy ALL THE FUCKING TIME because that's just feminine behavior.
<2021-07-24T16:14:21.000Z> Holohoots: At a certain point you're just dwelling on the negativity because it's just all you know how to do and I don't want to be that guy; I used to be a fun little fucking SPERG.
<2021-07-24T16:15:39.000Z> Holohoots: I also do constantly wear my Saint Joseph medal around my neck; don't feel right without it, to one of your earlier points.
<2021-07-24T16:17:24.000Z> Umlauts: Yeah dwelling on it constantly is fucking bad for you in so many ways. We've discussed the isolation before and I'm also pretty bad at talking to people (I'm more aloof and in my own head than not knowing what to say). I can't hide in my congregation because we're just 8 people or so lmao. But I dunno, learn how to talk about the weather in your parish? It sounds fucking banal but it's an honest to God skill.
<2021-07-24T16:17:52.000Z> Umlauts: Though it might also speak to my Swedishness because talking about the weather is a significant part of our small talk.
<2021-07-24T16:18:19.000Z> Holohoots: Is the weather peculiar in those parts or something to that effect
<2021-07-24T16:18:41.000Z> Umlauts: Does your parish have church coffee before or after mass? Try hanging around on those.
<2021-07-24T16:18:56.000Z> Umlauts: Pretty sure it's a cultural holdover from when knowing the weather was incredibly important to survival.
<2021-07-24T16:21:09.000Z> Umlauts: And hey, maybe playing pretend with rules online will reactivate your inner sperg lmfao
<2021-07-24T16:26:50.000Z> Holohoots: I mean worst case scenario they may just.
<2021-07-24T16:42:48.000Z> Umlauts: Doing silly voices in a group call while pretending to be elves and wizards is a pathway to abilities some may consider... unnatural
<2021-07-25T13:02:25.000Z> Umlauts: >brushing up on my knowledge of medieval/renaissance cooking>once again astounded over the fact that medieval peasants have better diets than a significant majority of people todayI HATE THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTIONI HATE THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION
<2021-07-25T13:04:09.000Z> Holohoots: >looking at how the diet of this country immediately went to shit after the American Industrial Revolution pushed this country into shit and killed any sense of freedom and wonder the American Frontier had, corn demons or no
<2021-07-25T13:06:51.000Z> Umlauts: Every RW sci-fi nerd thinks niggers are the great filter little did they know the industrial revolution and it's consequences are the great filter
<2021-07-25T13:09:01.000Z> Umlauts: youtube.com/watch?v=WeVcey0Ng-w
<2021-07-25T13:09:11.000Z> Holohoots: Probably the same people who would contribute the cause of the American Civil War to things like bleeding hearts for niggers (or Jews pulling their strings) as opposed to an inevitable conflict between the rapidly industrializing Northern Territories and the Agrarian South
<2021-07-25T13:09:29.000Z> Umlauts: I don't even like fish but this is PEASANT FOOD 600-1000 years ago and is expensive as fuck these days
<2021-07-25T13:10:11.000Z> Umlauts: Der Ewige Yankee (Anglo)
<2021-07-25T13:12:31.000Z> Holohoots: Damn I love salmon.
<2021-07-25T13:12:42.000Z> Holohoots: This is hard to watch when I don't eat on Sundays until after Mass lmfao
<2021-07-25T13:13:55.000Z> Umlauts: Yeah it looks good lmao
<2021-07-25T13:13:59.000Z> Umlauts: And like I said, peasant food
<2021-07-25T13:14:23.000Z> Umlauts: And that's what, a 6 hour fast?
<2021-07-25T13:14:58.000Z> Umlauts: I do 24 hour fasts on mondays and boy did those suck at first.
<2021-07-25T13:15:33.000Z> Holohoots: It's a weird complex with 'peasant foods'. The recipes were generally quite simple but the meals being quite hearty; which makes sense considering you're going to be toiling about.
<2021-07-25T13:15:48.000Z> Holohoots: Generally quite good though... Making me want a stew all of a sudden.
<2021-07-25T13:16:00.000Z> Holohoots: And I've been up since... Like 6? so it would be over when I get home at 3PM so....
<2021-07-25T13:16:08.000Z> Holohoots: Nine hours, I would imagine?
<2021-07-25T13:17:10.000Z> Umlauts: Yeah, iirc the caloric requirements of a typical farmer was something like 3500 calories a day. 
<2021-07-25T13:17:30.000Z> Umlauts: And 9 hours is breddy gud. Do you fast more days in the week?
<2021-07-25T13:18:52.000Z> Holohoots: Special days like Ash Wednesday or Good Friday as well as the average Friday throughout the year. Where I just don't eat until I get home (6 or 7PM) and I just have one, usually full sized meal.
<2021-07-25T13:20:46.000Z> Umlauts: Oh neat.  Pretty good habits
<2021-07-25T13:22:01.000Z> Holohoots: I mean I've been losing weight (Just about all my pants fucking threatening to fall off). I'd probably do well to take in some kind of physical exercise outside of what work puts me through. Or take up something like hiking or some outdoors activity; would probably help a lot with the anxiety.
<2021-07-25T13:22:29.000Z> Holohoots: Of course; I'd probably feel better if I could receive the Eucharist; but I need to get to confession... Missed my chance yesterday, what with said problems and all, just led to more problems.
<2021-07-25T13:25:25.000Z> Umlauts: Lifting works very well for me (and the calisthenics exercises Superlutheran posts every morning) in dealing with mental anguish and what not. 
<2021-07-25T13:26:42.000Z> Umlauts: There is something to be said for confessing to a priestly intermediary and the way it helps the psyche. It's one of the things I think make low church proddies so fucking high strung is that they've lost the therapeutic aspect of it.
<2021-07-25T13:27:35.000Z> Holohoots: It's funny how much some kind of exercise routine helps with mental issues. Also funny how the Church (even those who aren't Catholic) see Sloth and Laziness as a sin when you consider how restless and prone to bad decisions the listless mind becomes.
<2021-07-25T13:28:32.000Z> Holohoots: I mean I've come to see weekly confession as therapeutic for sure; even if I don't get the best spiritual guidance (Usually because I'm not the best with conveying my burdens) it certainly bolsters resolve.
<2021-07-25T13:28:41.000Z> Umlauts: Idle hands are the devils playthings.
<2021-07-25T13:28:56.000Z> Holohoots: fuggin tell me about it
<2021-07-25T13:29:18.000Z> Umlauts: Don't need to because I have too much fucking free time and an overactive mind
<2021-07-25T13:30:07.000Z> Holohoots: Probably why I take such a keen interest in fantasy shit; but unfortunately nowadays it's full of FAGGOTS and PORN because people just can't appreciate noble archetypes and such.
<2021-07-25T13:30:08.000Z> Holohoots: smdh
<2021-07-25T13:30:20.000Z> Umlauts: And I've long considered the 7 heavenly virtues and 7 deadly sins to be true and genuine reflections of what is good human behavior and what is the most common flaws with people
<2021-07-25T13:31:16.000Z> Umlauts: The corruption of the fantasy genre is pollution of our collective idealised imagination
<2021-07-25T13:31:44.000Z> Umlauts: It's no wonder so many fags want to reduce elves in particular to nothing but coomer fantasies because they can't deal with higher beings.
<2021-07-25T13:32:12.000Z> Holohoots: Also why you see these bizarre pushes of wanting to do away with 'evil races' or the notion in things like DnD.
<2021-07-25T13:32:31.000Z> Umlauts: There's an infamous /tg/ schizopost going on about how the hatred of elves stems from the hatred of natural hierarchy and beauty.
<2021-07-25T13:32:42.000Z> Umlauts: Because of it's "problematic racial coding" lmfao
<2021-07-25T13:34:01.000Z> Holohoots: I believe it; shame you see it even in more right-wing minded types; like the strawmaning of races like Dwarves or Elves as basically stand ins for jews.
<2021-07-25T13:34:52.000Z> Umlauts: Unironically blame Little Wars gang for that
<2021-07-25T13:35:58.000Z> Umlauts: Incapable of viewing things without sperging out into DA JOOOOOS reductionism
<2021-07-25T13:40:27.000Z> Holohoots: Damn shame, really, both races can have some awesome lore depending on the setting and can make for some great characters that can be very fun to play.
<2021-07-25T13:42:18.000Z> Umlauts: >Tolkien used semitic to make dwarf language>He also took some inspiration from the BIBLICAL wanderings of the Hebrews for the Dwarves of the Lonely Mountain>They're also covetous and greedy a trait of Dwarfs in germanic myth>OMG DEYA RE LITERALLY DA JOOOOOOS
<2021-07-25T13:42:45.000Z> Umlauts: Shameful fucking lack of nuance, even if Tolkien was a snobbish philosemite
<2021-07-25T13:43:35.000Z> Umlauts: And absolutely. Warcraft dwarfs are some of my favorite dwarfs because of how fun they are
<2021-07-25T13:43:44.000Z> Holohoots: Oh dude, that reminds me of a story
<2021-07-25T13:43:52.000Z> Umlauts: Shoot
<2021-07-25T13:45:15.000Z> Holohoots: One of the first times I got to roleplay in WoW; I was a gnome caster just idling in the inn in the starting lands when two dwarfbros approached me asking if I wanted to join them on an adventure; I was like fuck it let's see where this goes. And we went into the yeti caves just slaughtering yetis and these two dwarves immediately start flipping out and rejoicing whenever we saw a copper node. Like dancing and all; I still remember shouts of 'CAWPER! CAN YE' BELIEVE IT, LAD?!'
<2021-07-25T13:45:22.000Z> Holohoots: It was fucking great.
<2021-07-25T13:46:19.000Z> Umlauts: PROPER dwarf rp
<2021-07-25T13:46:47.000Z> Umlauts: Always the best when it's the most simple.
<2021-07-25T13:47:47.000Z> Holohoots: Damn shame it's an uncommon sight, but hell it was fun.
<2021-07-25T13:48:02.000Z> Umlauts: Reminds me of a time my old dwarf guild went on a pubcrawl in Stormwind which ended up getting chased by a guard guild across Stormwind and one of our members impersonating a lawyer to bullshit us out of lock up lmfao
<2021-07-25T13:48:12.000Z> Holohoots: HAHAH
<2021-07-25T13:49:24.000Z> Umlauts: How did this begin? A guild of edgy fucking Worgen where acting like niggers and we werent having it. We beat them in a fistfight and those fags ran away to sic the cops on us lmao
<2021-07-25T13:50:56.000Z> Holohoots: Pfffft
<2021-07-25T13:51:48.000Z> Umlauts: Oh wait, did I show you the video of when we ran a Void elf out of town?
<2021-07-25T13:51:56.000Z> Holohoots: YES lmfao
<2021-07-25T13:52:44.000Z> Umlauts attached file https://img.poast.org/824f29e34e9ce7dace53a9b314d9528c3d94319de44f70fbe42d2da47bdbb843.jpg
<2021-07-25T13:52:57.000Z> Umlauts: Good times
<2021-07-25T13:53:36.000Z> Umlauts: Same campaign that got us labeled war criminals because a pregnant orc woman decided to fight us, loose and WHOOPS ABORTION
<2021-07-25T13:54:26.000Z> Holohoots: >I'm with child and I'm going into a fight, WHAT COULD GO WRONG????
<2021-07-25T13:55:19.000Z> Umlauts: >NOOOO, HOW COULD YOU FIGHT A PREGNANT WOMAN YOU MONSTERS cryingsoyjak.jpg>SHE WOS CASTING SHADOW MAGIC ON US
<2021-07-25T13:56:37.000Z> Holohoots: Shame, Warcraft RP still has it's moments; but naturally nowadays it comes from shitting on retarded roleplayers.
<2021-07-25T13:57:43.000Z> Umlauts: Bullying them isn't even worth it these days man
<2021-07-25T13:58:14.000Z> Holohoots: Well it gets to a certain point where there's not much of a point with blizzard catering to their faggotry.
<2021-07-25T13:58:21.000Z> Umlauts: I know people who've been called literally hitlers because they're libshits who play characters who are pro-their own race
<2021-07-25T13:59:00.000Z> Umlauts: >What, you're a blood elf who's a thalassian nationalist?>YOU MUST BE A FUCKING NAZI
<2021-07-25T13:59:36.000Z> Holohoots: >Be any kind of High Elf/Blood Elf/Void Elf>Casually refer to any other race as 'the lesser races'>Another shit roleplayer is agast at this even though in the Blood Elf starting lands there's an NPC that LITERALLY DOES THIS when speaking of past relations
<2021-07-25T14:05:03.000Z> Umlauts: >however everyone is weirdly okay with trolls being racial supremacists
<2021-07-25T14:05:05.000Z> Umlauts: HMMMMMMMMMMMM
<2021-07-25T14:05:28.000Z> Holohoots: elfniggas just can't catch a break
<2021-07-25T14:05:51.000Z> Umlauts: Think it just boils down to elves=white
<2021-07-25T14:06:27.000Z> Umlauts: However people tend to go CRINGE whenever Human Male paladins going MUH NATIONALISMS and space marine larping
<2021-07-25T14:07:06.000Z> Umlauts: However HMPs ARE cringe as fuck because they're terrible
<2021-07-25T14:08:11.000Z> Umlauts: >every HMP ever: I literally can't stop simping for elves and being a lecherous sadist that's incredibly self-righteous
<2021-07-25T14:08:29.000Z> Holohoots: Pretty much; also doesn't make the most sense in a setting where Humans are pretty much the key diplomatic race (Certainly in Classic with traits to reflect this). The closest you could get would be like, playing as a Gilnean; which, while I hate furfags they would make for great characters with a signleminded lust for the destruction of the Forsaken.
<2021-07-25T14:09:18.000Z> Umlauts: Cool idea, FUCKING TRASH execution both from players side and Blizzards side
<2021-07-25T14:09:26.000Z> Holohoots: Oh yeah
<2021-07-25T14:10:03.000Z> Umlauts: Gradually, I began to hate them
<2021-07-25T14:10:11.000Z> Umlauts: However, that describes every WoW race at this point
<2021-07-25T14:10:33.000Z> Holohoots: Pretty much. Kind of a sore point since I came to really love roleplaying in a WoW setting but there's little a point anymore.
<2021-07-25T14:11:28.000Z> Umlauts: Coomers ruin everything they touch
<2021-07-25T14:11:35.000Z> Umlauts: And BOY are there a lot of coomers in WoW rp
<2021-07-25T14:12:04.000Z> Holohoots: >Try to have any thread on serious discussion of WoW lore>HNNNNNNG I WANNA FUG THE NIGHT ELF UOHHHHHHHHH
<2021-07-25T14:12:14.000Z> Holohoots: Or the Orc/Elf porn spammers; like dude fuck off.
<2021-07-25T14:20:37.000Z> Umlauts: Literally blacked.
<2021-07-25T14:24:02.000Z> Umlauts: I mean shit just look at how common elf coomerism is here on poast
<2021-07-25T14:24:21.000Z> Umlauts: Can't have any discussion about it without hentai addled coomers UUUOOOOOOOOOHH posting
<2021-07-25T14:24:39.000Z> Umlauts: And then they look at you like you're some kind of faggot for not wanting an elf gf
<2021-07-25T14:24:53.000Z> Umlauts: >imagine wanting to have mongrel kids
<2021-07-25T14:58:14.000Z> Holohoots: I mean not even mentioning that; imagine falling in love with someone who you know will outlive you for like a century; that kind of knowledge would weigh heavily on ones mind.
<2021-07-25T14:58:36.000Z> Holohoots: Of course I'm thinking romantically, not sexually because I've reached a point in my life where I've just stopped caring about sex.
<2021-07-25T14:59:24.000Z> Umlauts: MONK MODE
<2021-07-25T14:59:28.000Z> Umlauts: But yeah no I get it
<2021-07-25T14:59:45.000Z> Umlauts: It's just so shallow MUH COOMS thinking
<2021-07-25T15:00:51.000Z> Umlauts: Or let's put ourselves in the elfs shoes
<2021-07-25T15:02:03.000Z> Umlauts: Imagine falling in love with someone that will start rotting before your eyes and then die in an eyeblink and bring that same curse to your children 
<2021-07-25T15:03:46.000Z> Holohoots: And that's not even accounting for biological differences that would more than likely deter them from attraction. Elves in most fantasy settings similar to humans, but there are still enough striking differences in anatomy that would more than likely be off-putting for elven men/women.
<2021-07-25T15:08:07.000Z> Umlauts: >depends on the setting.txtI personally tend to run with that the cultural and life rythm (for lack of a better word) are the main problems in those sort of interacial relationships. Elves aren't that physically different generally. 
<2021-07-25T15:13:10.000Z> Umlauts: In Tolkien at least his human heroes where such absolute gigachads that they "married up" by getting elf wives. His elf heroes did something similar by getting maiar wifes.
<2021-07-25T15:13:44.000Z> Umlauts: But comparing something that operates mythopoetically rather than than materialist as fuck modern fantasy is kind of pointless.
<2021-07-25T15:15:51.000Z> Holohoots: Hrm, true, true.
<2021-07-25T15:16:19.000Z> Umlauts: When you start talking about in depth racial biology to the point of genes in fantasy you've sort of lost the plot imo
<2021-07-25T15:16:27.000Z> Holohoots: Also listening to some Warhammer Wood Elf lore while trying to read the document you posted earlier. Lore's neat as fuck.
<2021-07-25T15:17:03.000Z> Umlauts: Those two first pages with rules are so super useful I use them as a cheatsheet myself because my GM screens are a mess
<2021-07-25T15:17:36.000Z> Holohoots: Yeah that's what I just finished; seems to make sense but naturally you throw the number details into the mix and brain is just full grug-mode.
<2021-07-25T15:17:43.000Z> Holohoots: Doesn't really seem nearly as complicated as I thought, though.
<2021-07-25T15:17:53.000Z> Umlauts: D100 systems are fairly intuitive.
<2021-07-25T15:18:02.000Z> Holohoots: Is the uh
<2021-07-25T15:18:18.000Z> Holohoots: Lower the number the better? Like I noticed it said somewhere that a 96-00 is a miss in an example used.
<2021-07-25T15:18:21.000Z> Holohoots: Or fail. rather.
<2021-07-25T15:18:44.000Z> Umlauts: And also, if that lore youtuber start talking about the afterlife and a chaos god called Slaanesh eating elf souls completely trashcan what you're hearing. I don't use that very late addition to Warhammer fluff.
<2021-07-25T15:19:01.000Z> Holohoots: Works for me.
<2021-07-25T15:19:30.000Z> Umlauts: Oh yeah the system is Roll under target number, with target number being skill level+modifiers
<2021-07-25T15:19:42.000Z> Umlauts: So you want as high numbers as possible in your skills, stats and etc.
<2021-07-25T15:20:59.000Z> Umlauts: To edition sperg somewhat. I quite like the 6th edition fluff of the Wood Elves. They also had a great looking armybook for the wargame. Great production values, cool art and etc.
<2021-07-25T15:21:10.000Z> Umlauts: Also better looking models for some units. 
<2021-07-25T15:22:22.000Z> Umlauts: The 8th edition armybook introduced a bunch of gay bullshit and some fluff that's called wank in WH terms. Basically means it makes every other faction job too hard to the written about faction.
<2021-07-25T15:22:40.000Z> Holohoots: Fuckin' hell
<2021-07-25T15:22:44.000Z> Umlauts: The 8th edition though had some cool fluff about the expanded elven pantheon and how the Wood Elves view it
<2021-07-25T15:24:50.000Z> Umlauts: World roots to the Oak of Ages was also a cool idea but I think the execution was kind of retarded
<2021-07-25T15:25:23.000Z> Umlauts: Kinda wrote themselves into a corner with the Wood Elves in that all they wanted to do is just sit in their woods and REEEEEEEEEEEEEE rather than travel outside of its borders.
<2021-07-25T15:26:07.000Z> Holohoots: >FUCKING CHAOSFAGS GET THE FUCK OFF MY FORREST
<2021-07-25T15:26:46.000Z> Umlauts: >GOD DAMN BEASTNIGGERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
<2021-07-25T15:27:19.000Z> Holohoots: Still trying to find more shit in regards to society and general attitudes (Outside of isolationist tendencies) but actual details have been a hard thing for me to find.
<2021-07-25T15:28:08.000Z> Umlauts: There's really not that much of it in regards to Wood Elves.
<2021-07-25T15:28:27.000Z> Umlauts: One of the issues with wargames fluff is that it's focused on well, WAR
<2021-07-25T15:28:45.000Z> Umlauts: I can link you the armybooks if you want to mine those for ideas.
<2021-07-25T15:29:22.000Z> Umlauts: Also can't help but find it incredibly funny that the empire destroy war the elves and dwarfs fought is called "War of the Beard" by the elves
<2021-07-25T15:43:57.000Z> Holohoots: Back in a bit; headin' to Mass.
<2021-07-25T15:45:11.000Z> Umlauts: Have a good one
<2021-07-25T19:50:39.000Z> Holohoots: Grabbed some pulled pork sandwiches on the way home. I am pleased with the result.
<2021-07-25T19:59:41.000Z> Umlauts: Pulled pork is some real good shit
<2021-07-25T21:40:45.000Z> Umlauts: Oh also, wonder if some people are gonna denounce Godcast now because they dared dedicate an episode to the perils of animu lmfao
<2021-07-25T23:49:46.000Z> Holohoots: >weebs not getting hyper defensive over the slightest critique challenge (FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE DIFFICULTY)
<2021-07-26T08:15:47.000Z> Umlauts: >IT'S NOT A PROBLEM IT'S BASED AND RED PILLED>and then a nigga asks if there's anime girls in heaven
<2021-07-26T10:26:55.000Z> Holohoots: Not even sure why they think the medium is some how safe from leftist types when there's already all sorts of complaints being brought up about things like Crunchyroll or people in subtitles/dubbing messing around with the original dialogue in some animes. Doesn't make sense.
<2021-07-26T10:27:46.000Z> Umlauts: Or why they think the medium isn't degenerate in their own way.
<2021-07-26T10:28:08.000Z> Umlauts: Hmmm almost as if these niggas worship their bellies
<2021-07-26T10:28:32.000Z> Holohoots: That's just denial; ecchi-tier fan service has become too common in most shows.
<2021-07-26T10:29:55.000Z> Umlauts: >Anime is pornographic>IT'S NOT PORN, YOU DON'T SEE VAG OR NIPPLE IT NOT PORN
<2021-07-26T10:30:35.000Z> Umlauts: >and then the "ecchi" just barely covers naughty bits and puts characters in incredibly sexual positions
<2021-07-26T10:31:03.000Z> Holohoots: That shit's the reason I don't bother watching most anime anymore... Think the last thing I saw was like bits and pieces of Vinland Saga.
<2021-07-26T10:31:52.000Z> Umlauts: Imagine thinking that posting a huge titted foxgirl that's lactating isn't pornographic because she's fully clothed
<2021-07-26T10:32:19.000Z> Holohoots: The mental gymnastics your own niggas will pull.
<2021-07-26T10:33:06.000Z> Umlauts: There's a reason I think that the only way to manage this in current year is being the most no fun allowed prude there is
<2021-07-26T10:33:09.000Z> Umlauts: AND I HATE IT
<2021-07-26T10:33:45.000Z> Umlauts: I love Frazetta and similar style fantasy art, but the coomers use that as an excuse to post porn
<2021-07-26T10:33:59.000Z> Umlauts: GUESS NOBODY WILL BE ALLOWED TO HAVE FUN NOW
<2021-07-26T10:34:33.000Z> Holohoots: Yeah; people taint shit with their own perversions to the point where even if the content itself wasn't pornographic, it's hard not to see it in that light or associate it in that light.
<2021-07-26T10:35:02.000Z> Holohoots: Like the people who watch anime regularly hopping on the next flavor of the month show because of 'one' waifu-character they like, flood the internet of porn with it before moving on.
<2021-07-26T10:35:11.000Z> Holohoots: That kind of shit is why I don't usually watch anime.
<2021-07-26T10:35:36.000Z> Umlauts: One of the reasons I can't watch Attack on Titan is because the giants are an obvious walking vore fetishization
<2021-07-26T10:36:12.000Z> Holohoots: I even see normalfags talk about that shit but when I hear people talk about it (Or a lot of anime in general) I just think '...You sound fucking retarded'.
<2021-07-26T10:36:28.000Z> Umlauts: >waifu of the monthOR THE WORST VARIANT OF THAT PHENOMENA, TURNING [literally anything] INTO A CUTE GIRL AND THEN FLOODING THE INTERNET WITH PORN OF IT
<2021-07-26T10:36:54.000Z> Umlauts: Rule34 is a fucking curse
<2021-07-26T10:37:14.000Z> Holohoots: >Get drafted into the Navy in WW2>Fucking die as you sink with the ship>Generations later people are masturbating to the boat that became your grave
<2021-07-26T10:39:22.000Z> Umlauts: >can only discuss historical things in the context of them being a x-chan (centurii chan etc)>end up only being able to discuss the past as how it serves as fuel for your jerk off material>that's before we consider how toxic to the male mind it is to turn masculine aspirational images into women
<2021-07-26T10:39:29.000Z> Umlauts: And then people wonder where trannies come from
<2021-07-26T10:41:06.000Z> Umlauts: The literally only 'based' thing about Warhammer is that exact impulse is turned into a god of evil (Slaanesh) and it's literally the only Chaos god that even touches upon what actual evil is.
<2021-07-26T10:42:05.000Z> Holohoots: I mean the rest just seem to be cartoonish. Khorne who just likes violence and, uh... Nurgle I think? Mister fat sick man? Those three are like the only Warhammer chaos gods I'm aware of.
<2021-07-26T10:42:38.000Z> Umlauts: There's also Tzeentch, the god of magic and convoluted retard plans.
<2021-07-26T10:43:13.000Z> Holohoots: So you're telling me he's jewish?
<2021-07-26T10:43:42.000Z> Umlauts: Cool aesthetics and touches on the temptation of forbidden knowledge which means you can do fun things with Tzeentch cults.
<2021-07-26T10:43:46.000Z> Umlauts: In a way yes lmfao
<2021-07-26T10:44:10.000Z> Umlauts: Though it's not saying much when there's a literal volcano demon chaos god worshipped by the Chaos Dwarfs.
<2021-07-26T10:44:25.000Z> Umlauts: Who's an obvious Baal expy.
<2021-07-26T10:44:30.000Z> Holohoots: Well shit
<2021-07-26T10:44:58.000Z> Umlauts: There's also the Horned Rat, chaos god of the Skaven, who also seems like something the jews would worship.
<2021-07-26T10:45:21.000Z> Holohoots: AND THERE'S JUST THE SKAVEN IN GENERAL
<2021-07-26T10:45:38.000Z> Umlauts: I think their jewishness is overstated, but it's absolutely there
<2021-07-26T10:46:04.000Z> Umlauts: Then y'know, there's this one shield design lmfao https://img.poast.org/fbe96527c2f432add2ac39fc7589e4bcb92975006caf78864b1495c017049357.png
<2021-07-26T10:46:20.000Z> Umlauts: Though they also have knock off Swastikas
<2021-07-26T10:46:21.000Z> Holohoots: HAH
<2021-07-26T10:46:54.000Z> Holohoots: >swastika rat men in star rat men hurling insults at each other constantly
<2021-07-26T10:47:00.000Z> Holohoots: Truly, life is just one big rat race.
<2021-07-26T10:47:05.000Z> Umlauts: But it is kinda funny how these gay libshit britbong nerds decide to>oi guv let's make these races innit>evil races get jewish traits
<2021-07-26T10:47:49.000Z> Holohoots: >There's still some internal mechanism within them that realizes if even if they can't accept it
<2021-07-26T10:48:41.000Z> Umlauts: However, SURPRISINGLY, the Vampires don't have that many jewish tropes
<2021-07-26T10:49:23.000Z> Umlauts: At most you could accuse the Lahmians for being jewish in their use of soft power, but they're also a SISTERHOOD, so it's more like evil wahmen
<2021-07-26T10:50:18.000Z> Umlauts: And y'know there's the (((Marienburgers))) but they're an explicit dutch expy lmfao
<2021-07-26T10:51:31.000Z> Holohoots: I'd probably spend more time trying to find more lore shit on Warhammer Fantasy if I didn't have to be somewhere today.
<2021-07-26T10:54:03.000Z> Umlauts: It's a setting that was first published in 1983 (iirc) there's a lot of material to go through if you want to be really autistic about it. I mostly used stuff published in the 2000's.
<2021-07-26T10:55:44.000Z> Umlauts: And it seems like you're gonna have time to get deep in the lore if you want to. Just talked to Paul (the other eurofag player) and he's not gonna have a lot of free weekends in august.
<2021-07-26T10:55:58.000Z> Umlauts: This Saturday as I suggested was a no go for him.
<2021-07-26T11:02:28.000Z> Holohoots: That's fine; gives me more time to hype myself up for anyway.
<2021-07-26T11:03:33.000Z> Umlauts: Yeah as always when I plan stuff like this, obligations take priority. Hopefully we can get session 0 (planning char gen etc) in august.
<2021-07-26T11:12:11.000Z> Umlauts: Also, if you want to do some actual reading I can link you a bunch of pdfs of the armybooks. Does a lot to get the setting and mood of it.
<2021-07-26T11:18:53.000Z> Holohoots: That'd be nice; I'm between absorbing that and trying to find examples of Wood Elf characters to the general idea of how they are but there doesn't seem to be a lot of them outside of, like... That one chick from Vermintide.
<2021-07-26T11:21:38.000Z> Umlauts: AS much as I dislike that character, it's because she's a well written character. The character just happens to be a HUGE CUNT
<2021-07-26T11:22:13.000Z> Umlauts: Asrai Wood Elves tend to be though.
<2021-07-26T11:30:03.000Z> Umlauts: Tolkiens Mirkwood (silvan) elves are good short hand going by how portray elves as a GM.
<2021-07-26T11:44:50.000Z> Umlauts: Doing a check myself it's one of the things that is kinda lacking. A direct personality description of the Wood Elves that isn't a bunch of vaguaries.
<2021-07-26T11:53:55.000Z> Umlauts: Probably the best tl;dr on the elves that actually describes their personality notably https://img.poast.org/91858bd4c9eff4e12f139d0d2b820aa312718a435d3d750d26cc0e7e3fd60695.JPG
<2021-07-26T11:57:38.000Z> Umlauts: warhammerfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Wood_Elves#Anatomy_and_Physiology
<2021-07-26T13:47:52.000Z> Holohoots: Noice, I'll give it a look over when I'm home
<2021-07-26T13:51:31.000Z> Umlauts: Yeah best I could find since the descriptions are all over the place
<2021-07-26T15:43:29.000Z> Holohoots: I'm going my own way, even the most typical examples look pretty chad
<2021-07-26T15:43:55.000Z> Umlauts: Well they are ubermensch
<2021-07-26T15:44:21.000Z> Umlauts: And literally the shortest you can roll on the height table in the rulebook is 6'1'' lmfao
<2021-07-26T15:45:10.000Z> Umlauts: Averaging 6'5-6''
<2021-07-26T15:45:33.000Z> Umlauts: Compare that to the absolute manlet humans who average 5'9''
<2021-07-26T16:14:03.000Z> Holohoots: THE UNTOUCHABLES 
<2021-07-26T16:14:34.000Z> Umlauts: >all anti-elf racism is barely contained manlet rage
<2021-07-26T16:42:41.000Z> Holohoots: >fucking all this elf lore gets me hype and wanting to elfpost again
<2021-07-26T16:43:04.000Z> Holohoots: >remember I can't without risks of being caught again
<2021-07-26T16:51:36.000Z> Umlauts: >or bringing out the coomers
<2021-07-26T16:52:23.000Z> Umlauts: Just a HINT of the pointy ears brings out the UUUUOOOOOOOOOHHH posters
<2021-07-26T16:54:01.000Z> Umlauts: But hey at least it's not like AD where it's non-stop>tfw no goblin short stack gf>tfw no dwarf short stack gf
<2021-07-26T17:44:18.000Z> Holohoots: Ugh
<2021-07-26T17:48:34.000Z> Umlauts: Elves were not "exotic" enough lmfao
<2021-07-26T17:48:38.000Z> Umlauts: Fucking coomers
<2021-07-26T18:22:31.000Z> Holohoots: No appreciation for fun fantasy
<2021-07-26T18:22:40.000Z> Holohoots: Keyword FUN. Not EROTIC.
<2021-07-26T18:24:02.000Z> Umlauts: >X RACE ARE JOOOOOOOOOOS>UOOOH POINTY EARS EROTIC>IF YOU DISLIKE MY PARAPHILIA U R GAYThe three plagues of trying to talk fantasy in the DR
<2021-07-26T18:24:50.000Z> Umlauts: I JUST WANT TO LAUGH AT DWARFS BEING HAIRY MIDGETS WHO MAKE SHIT AND TALK ABOUT COOL ADVENTURES N SHIEEEET
<2021-07-26T21:38:11.000Z> Umlauts: Oh yeah
<2021-07-26T21:38:16.000Z> Umlauts: pastebin.com/inbyBsR6
<2021-07-26T21:38:29.000Z> Umlauts: pastebin.com/qVGrgwwh
<2021-07-26T21:38:37.000Z> Umlauts: Aforementioned pdfs.
<2021-07-28T11:51:32.000Z> Umlauts: >trying to summarise Warhammer fantasy without sounding like a sperging schizo challenge (OI U GOT A LOICENSE EXTREME)
<2021-07-28T11:53:30.000Z> Holohoots: >whole thing turns into one of those 'Somebody I Used To Know' memes
<2021-07-28T11:55:24.000Z> Umlauts: Is that the "I'm gonna tell my kids this was X" memes?
<2021-07-28T11:57:00.000Z> Umlauts: >gonna tell my kids these were the jews https://img.poast.org/fc2c2057f2c552206a0737c56fe9f052397268683c57ee0d4aacae08c5b1d6e6.jpg
<2021-07-28T12:02:50.000Z> Holohoots: >Isn't even that far from the truth
<2021-07-28T12:03:30.000Z> Holohoots: Nah they're the side-by side memes where the right side is a bunch of autistic hyperborea pictures while a remix of the song Somebody I Used to Know plays.
<2021-07-28T12:03:40.000Z> Holohoots: I'd post an example but I don't have any saved.
<2021-07-28T12:03:51.000Z> Umlauts: Oh yeah those memes
<2021-07-28T12:03:58.000Z> Umlauts: And yeah that's pretty much what happens lmfao
<2021-07-28T12:04:14.000Z> Umlauts: >noticed now I forgot to mention the Winds of Magic in my tl;drREEEEEEEE
<2021-07-28T12:04:33.000Z> Holohoots: >Night Elf Pantheon: Just a picture of Elune>Warhammer Elf Pantheon: SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO CUUUUUT ME OOOOOFFFFF
<2021-07-28T12:05:59.000Z> Umlauts: >Warhammer elf pantheon>Gods of the Heavens: Literally just expies of the Aryan pantheons>Gods of the Underworld: Mesopotamian expiesHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
<2021-07-28T12:06:25.000Z> Holohoots: THE WEAVE, LUMBARFOOTS; REMEMBER THE FUCKING 'WEAVE'
<2021-07-28T12:06:49.000Z> Umlauts: >LUMBAHFOOTS>[reflexive teamkill]
<2021-07-28T12:07:16.000Z> Umlauts: I hate that smug cunt so much you wouldn't believe
<2021-07-28T12:07:29.000Z> Umlauts: AND THE FAGGOT FUCKING FANS SHIP KRUBER WITH HER
<2021-07-28T12:07:31.000Z> Umlauts: DISGUSTING
<2021-07-28T12:07:35.000Z> Umlauts: KRUBER DESERVES BETTER
<2021-07-28T12:07:50.000Z> Holohoots: Isn't Kruber just essentially EVERYBODY'S PAL
<2021-07-28T12:07:57.000Z> Holohoots: VALLIANT KRUBER
<2021-07-28T12:08:28.000Z> Umlauts: The broiest bro to have ever bro'd
<2021-07-28T12:08:30.000Z> Umlauts: AZUMGI
<2021-07-28T12:09:03.000Z> Umlauts: Probably my favorite bromance in a video game is Kruber and the dwarf
<2021-07-28T12:09:46.000Z> Holohoots: Watched some Vermintide shit; was tempted to play it and try 2 out but the size is fucking HUGE for a game I assumed to be something along the lines of L4D2 but with swords, dwarves, and elves.
<2021-07-28T12:10:15.000Z> Umlauts: Although the barely hidden seething hatred Saltzpyre and Kerillian hold for each other is also funny as fuck
<2021-07-28T12:10:28.000Z> Holohoots: lmfao
<2021-07-28T12:10:54.000Z> Umlauts: Yeah I think the game size is largely the maps and graphics. But Fatshark are also pretty incompetent devs.
<2021-07-28T12:11:27.000Z> Holohoots: IT'S SO FUCKING 'HUGE'
<2021-07-28T12:12:30.000Z> Umlauts: It's all Kerillians ego
<2021-07-28T12:13:17.000Z> Holohoots: THERE'S SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT TELLING US, 'ELF.
<2021-07-28T12:13:24.000Z> Holohoots: >Aye, One-Eye... The file size.
<2021-07-28T12:14:32.000Z> Umlauts: >the absolute levels of seethe when Saltzpyre says 'elf'
<2021-07-28T12:14:56.000Z> Umlauts: Not even the dwarf holds that much contempt
<2021-07-28T12:15:19.000Z> Holohoots: The dwarf just wants in on the tally game.
<2021-07-28T12:15:29.000Z> Holohoots: >NO, GAME.>You know I'd win!
<2021-07-28T12:16:09.000Z> Umlauts: >starts singing instead
<2021-07-28T12:17:22.000Z> Umlauts: >kruber dares ask if Cousin Okri is real>bardin: iS cOuSiN oKrI rEaL?
<2021-07-28T12:17:44.000Z> Holohoots: lmao
<2021-07-28T12:18:57.000Z> Umlauts: >Sienna mothers everyone when she's not busy being a pyromaniac
<2021-07-28T12:19:21.000Z> Umlauts: So much character expressed in random voice lines
<2021-07-28T12:19:40.000Z> Holohoots: Yeah it's really impressive given the type of game they're all in they still seem quite fleshed out.
<2021-07-28T12:21:10.000Z> Umlauts: >THE DWARF SHAMES US WITH HIS ZEAL
<2021-07-28T12:25:57.000Z> Umlauts: I also think it's pretty funny with the Sigmarite church being>What if the Catholic Church worshipped Conan the Barbarian?
<2021-07-28T12:46:34.000Z> Holohoots: Damn the Ascension is... Different than I imagined it.
<2021-07-28T12:51:47.000Z> Umlauts: Korean Muscle Jesus.jpg
<2021-07-28T12:53:33.000Z> Umlauts: Although all of the Empires gods are much like that.  Some way more obviously than others.
<2021-07-28T12:53:45.000Z> Umlauts: Like Myrmidia, who is almost literally Athena
<2021-07-28T12:54:57.000Z> Umlauts: Or well, Athena with Messianic imagery since she's literally got a piece of theology fluff where her cults believe she's the only god to have incarnated as a human.
<2021-07-28T13:41:54.000Z> Holohoots: Kind of surprised how approachable the lore is for WH Fantasy; I expected it to be a lot more confusing.
<2021-07-28T13:42:01.000Z> Umlauts: Oh?
<2021-07-28T13:42:04.000Z> Umlauts: How so?
<2021-07-28T13:43:24.000Z> Holohoots: I dunno, I expected Warhammer; being that I'm only vaguely familiar with 40K to be a lot more of LORE UPON LORE UPON LORE whereas some of the basic setting details is pretty straight forward unless you want to go into the DEEP DEEP HISTORY of things.
<2021-07-28T13:44:09.000Z> Umlauts: Oh alright. I kinda expected it to be more confusing since the setting/game is so old as to have distinct eras across its life.
<2021-07-28T13:44:25.000Z> Umlauts: But I suppose since it is fairly basic fantasy at heart it isn't that confusing.
<2021-07-28T13:44:40.000Z> Umlauts: And fucking EVERYONE has copied at some point (LOOKING AT YOUR BLIZZ)
<2021-07-28T13:45:37.000Z> Umlauts: Also it's funny you say 40k is LORE UPON UPONE UPON LORE when I think it's an extremely shallow setting.
<2021-07-28T13:46:43.000Z> Holohoots: Well I never really looked into Fantasy before now; I just figured it'd be exactly like 40K which I kind of look at as boring and with a painfully autistic and unpleasant to be around fanbase.
<2021-07-28T13:48:17.000Z> Umlauts: A lot of people sadly do lmao. largely because they tried to 40kify it right before they killed the setting.>a painfully autistic and unpleasant to be around fanbase.This is a massive understatement lmao.
<2021-07-28T13:48:24.000Z> Umlauts: No more pleasant in person either.
<2021-07-28T13:49:02.000Z> Umlauts: But Warhammer Fantasy has the advantage of ALWAYS having had an rpg to give it more depth and its rpg writers having the attitude of "Let's make this feel like a place people live in"
<2021-07-28T13:49:25.000Z> Holohoots: Which makes it more workable, honestly.
<2021-07-28T13:49:35.000Z> Holohoots: Also in regards to the lore, to be fair I'm mainly just looking at the Wood Elf shit.
<2021-07-28T13:50:08.000Z> Holohoots: Of course I'm still trying to figure out the society in terms of how it'd be with interacting with Men/Dwarves, or my character at least.
<2021-07-28T13:50:45.000Z> Umlauts: It's a lot more obvious when you read up on the Empire. The 2ed of the rpg developed it a lot with it's splatbooks.
<2021-07-28T13:51:32.000Z> Umlauts: For instance, I have one that in detail describes each province, it's peoples, traditions, interactions and the politics of it all.
<2021-07-28T13:51:51.000Z> Umlauts: And a book focused ENTIRELY on religion in the Old World.
<2021-07-28T13:53:05.000Z> Umlauts: >Of course I'm still trying to figure out the society in terms of how it'd be with interacting with Men/Dwarves, or my character at least.Athel Loren wood elves use Bretonnia as a shield and sometimes bully the shit out of them because Orion has his yearly sperg out. Otherwise it's unendning REEEEEEE GET OUTTA MY FOREST
<2021-07-28T13:54:37.000Z> Umlauts: Laurelorn wood elves trade and have open diplomacy with their human neighbours and have various agreements for settlement and logging use in their woods. They only sometimes go REEEEEEEEEE GET OUTTA MY FOREST
<2021-07-28T13:55:52.000Z> Umlauts: So it depends on which kindred of wood elf you choose really. I recommend a Laurelorn (aka Eonir) wood elf because there's less autism involved.
<2021-07-28T14:58:38.000Z> Holohoots: That's what I was leaning toward.
<2021-07-28T15:01:54.000Z> Holohoots: Just for simplicities sake.
<2021-07-28T15:03:57.000Z> Umlauts: Also works well with the campaign premise. The guy you're working for has Eonir in his court. So an easy 'in' as it were.
<2021-07-28T17:42:49.000Z> Umlauts: youtube.com/watch?v=PbSWimlbRWE
<2021-07-28T17:42:57.000Z> Umlauts: >they got the VA to say the meme on stream
<2021-07-28T22:02:31.000Z> Holohoots: lmfao based
<2021-07-28T22:03:30.000Z> Umlauts: youtube.com/watch?v=9c3qI9myu1g
<2021-07-28T22:03:40.000Z> Umlauts: This guy does a lot of fun animations based on ingame voice lines
<2021-07-28T22:04:40.000Z> Holohoots: Yeah I actually saw one of his yesterday.
<2021-07-28T22:05:01.000Z> Holohoots: youtu.be/rndvOeFoa68
<2021-07-28T22:05:14.000Z> Umlauts: >beats the skavens head in>LETS START DRINKIN'Just dudes being guys
<2021-07-28T22:05:26.000Z> Umlauts: Oh that ones fucking great
<2021-07-28T22:05:49.000Z> Holohoots: >Immediately recognize that gun swinging
<2021-07-28T22:05:50.000Z> Umlauts: Iirc that entire Ocelot routine is an actual animation from the game
<2021-07-28T22:05:51.000Z> Holohoots: YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD
<2021-07-28T22:05:58.000Z> Holohoots: It is.
<2021-07-28T22:06:41.000Z> Holohoots: Also the attention on Kerillian lacking trigger discipline was pretty damn good animating.
<2021-07-28T22:06:59.000Z> Umlauts: He's good at details even if he's got some obvious jank to work out
<2021-07-28T22:07:15.000Z> Umlauts: He's great at subtle movements in faces
<2021-07-28T22:10:12.000Z> Umlauts: Also funny fluff detail>elves dislike gunpowder weapons because they're smelly, inaccurate, too prone to exploding/misfiring and obscures the battlefield uncontrollably>they think dwarfs and humans are retarded for using them
<2021-07-28T22:10:27.000Z> Holohoots: fuckin based
<2021-07-28T22:11:27.000Z> Umlauts: It's not that inaccurate for human firearms, considering they're primarily wheel locks.
<2021-07-28T22:12:12.000Z> Umlauts: Dwarfs use flintlocks but I think they also use percussion caps.
<2021-07-28T22:12:24.000Z> Umlauts: Can't recall if that was widespread or not.
<2021-07-28T22:12:47.000Z> Holohoots: I'm impressed there's that much behind it as opposed to 'lol boomsticks'.
<2021-07-28T22:13:02.000Z> Holohoots: But if we're talking fantasy with a general base around the HRE it makes sense.
<2021-07-28T22:14:51.000Z> Umlauts: Several of the nerds who came up with Warhammer fantasy had history degrees lmao.
<2021-07-28T22:15:08.000Z> Umlauts: One of them currently runs Warlord Games, primarily a historical miniatures company.
<2021-07-28T22:15:50.000Z> Umlauts: Several of the sculptors where also either history degree holders or reenactment enthusiasts.
<2021-07-28T22:16:25.000Z> Umlauts: dhresource.com/0x0/f2/albu/g7/M01/47/51/rBVaSVrXOriAOYyeAAGGO0f_W70726.jpg/metal-models-bretonnian-battalion-green-knight.jpg
<2021-07-28T22:16:47.000Z> Umlauts: The guy who sculpted that model did so after retraining himself to do so with one hand and a prosthetic
<2021-07-28T22:17:02.000Z> Umlauts: Because get this, he got his dominant hand blown off in a CANNON accident
<2021-07-28T22:19:05.000Z> Umlauts: One of their main concept artists (Dave Gallagher) for models studied A LOT of historical armour to get details right. Especially in articulation.
<2021-07-28T22:19:38.000Z> Umlauts: Games Workshop has always been the devil as a company, but there used to be a lot of passionate hobbyists within it.
<2021-07-28T22:21:07.000Z> Holohoots: Shame how things change.
<2021-07-28T22:21:29.000Z> Holohoots: Still can't imagine sculpting one handed.
<2021-07-28T22:22:52.000Z> Umlauts: external-preview.redd.it/sEBXSZsYJhoZicqgYEARi6fbOn_ddShpctdsw6gm6rc.jpg?auto=webp&s=9b16cb540020d298b3c6768c641810aa670a6678
<2021-07-28T22:22:55.000Z> Umlauts: That's how he does it.
<2021-07-28T22:23:17.000Z> Holohoots: That's damn wild
<2021-07-28T22:23:34.000Z> Umlauts: They also worked pretty close with the LotR production team since GW got a gold mine contract to do the LotR wargame when those movies came out.
<2021-07-28T22:23:51.000Z> Holohoots: Oh damn
<2021-07-28T22:24:51.000Z> Umlauts: Yeah, him and his twin brother, also a miniature sculptor, run their own miniatures company now.
<2021-07-28T22:25:01.000Z> Umlauts: Real characters those two.
<2021-07-28T22:29:54.000Z> Umlauts: But anyway yeah. That background has given the setting a lot of neat details that parallels the history it apes very well. 
<2021-07-29T00:12:08.000Z> Holohoots: Yeah, honestly I'm impressed with it all; makes for a great fantasy setting.
<2021-07-29T08:16:18.000Z> Umlauts: Makes it feel like it's a real place people live, unlike some other settings
<2021-07-29T16:08:56.000Z> Umlauts: Just realised you can name a human in WFRP 'Adolf Hitler' and it's entirely legit in universe LMFAO
<2021-07-29T16:14:16.000Z> Holohoots: LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
<2021-07-29T16:20:08.000Z> Umlauts: >new Emperor of the Empire is Adolf Hitler>his first act is to put the h*lfllings in camps
<2021-07-29T20:15:00.000Z> Umlauts: youtube.com/watch?v=0yD6N2fOTjI
<2021-07-29T20:15:23.000Z> Umlauts: >only time the elf doesn't sound like a MASSIVE CUNT is when Kruber is doing a silly accent
<2021-07-29T20:15:35.000Z> Umlauts: >even then she wants to see him hurt
<2021-07-29T23:07:19.000Z> Holohoots: >Some of them actually bathe
<2021-07-29T23:07:23.000Z> Holohoots: The banter.
<2021-07-30T00:01:01.000Z> Holohoots: >Kruber is such a bro he's even capable of making Kerillian lighten up and laugh some
<2021-07-30T08:23:44.000Z> Umlauts: >Kruber is willing to start a war with all of elfkind because one of them was mean to his friends>Kerillian is a huge bitch about it
<2021-07-30T08:24:27.000Z> Umlauts: youtube.com/watch?v=_V9VlYMEGjg
<2021-07-30T08:25:50.000Z> Umlauts: DONT DESERVE HIM
<2021-07-30T10:54:56.000Z> Holohoots: smdh
<2021-07-30T11:03:32.000Z> Umlauts: Elves in a nutshell.
<2021-07-30T12:32:27.000Z> Holohoots: Were we supposed to come together to do character sheets and such tomorrow?
<2021-07-30T12:39:22.000Z> Umlauts: Scheduling is a bit of a mess at the moment because Paul doesn't really know how August looks entirely for him yet
<2021-07-30T12:39:37.000Z> Umlauts: Gimme a sec and I'll ask him and we might
<2021-07-30T12:41:50.000Z> Umlauts: Nope he's not free. The other dates in august I posted about are suggested gamedays.
<2021-07-30T12:42:02.000Z> Umlauts: They're not "booked" as it were.
<2021-07-30T12:42:25.000Z> Holohoots: Oof, that sucks
<2021-07-30T12:43:20.000Z> Umlauts: Yeah he's got his vacation and he's visiting his family in other parts of Poland. So he doesn't know yet when he's available.
<2021-07-30T12:43:48.000Z> Umlauts: Also heard nothing from Super regarding his availability.
<2021-07-30T12:44:20.000Z> Umlauts: Anyway Paul is my least concern player, considering we've played together before and he also GM's a WFRP4 game for some of his irl friends.
<2021-07-30T12:45:30.000Z> Umlauts: Session 0 (as they're generally called) is mostly a meet & greet to build familiarity in the group and to make characters. Which is why I want everyone present rather than doing it individually.
<2021-07-30T13:25:38.000Z> Holohoots: Yeah that makes sense, gets everyone at ease with each other before doing anything big
<2021-07-30T13:28:45.000Z> Umlauts: At least 50% of playing a ttrpg is the social aspect of it. AT LEAST. 
<2021-07-30T14:03:46.000Z> Holohoots: FUCK
<2021-07-30T14:03:52.000Z> Holohoots: THE CHALLENGE 
<2021-07-30T14:14:28.000Z> Umlauts: OH NO
<2021-07-30T14:14:31.000Z> Umlauts: I HAVE TO TALK TO PEOPLE
<2021-07-30T14:27:26.000Z> Holohoots: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<2021-07-30T14:27:50.000Z> Umlauts: >pinkcryingwojak.jpg
<2021-07-30T14:29:06.000Z> Umlauts: Also, if Super decides to play a dwarf this party is a knock off Ubersreik 5 lmfao
<2021-07-30T14:39:57.000Z> Holohoots: What if those guys, BUT RETARDED?
<2021-07-30T14:41:51.000Z> Umlauts: >It's just like playing Vermintide with randos!
<2021-07-30T14:44:31.000Z> Holohoots: Perfect 
<2021-07-30T14:46:32.000Z> Umlauts: Kinda funny, because I decided an NPC Witch Hunter will accompany you for pretty practical reasons. Then I consulted my lists of npc's I've made and rolled to get a 5th PC equivalent. Rolled a Bright Wizard lmao.
<2021-07-30T14:50:31.000Z> Holohoots: Its almost poetic 
<2021-07-30T14:52:22.000Z> Umlauts: Which means they will probably die horribly knowing how my earlier games have gone 
<2021-07-30T15:22:05.000Z> Holohoots: Well everyone has to start somewhere on an EPIC SERIES OF QUESTS
<2021-07-30T15:26:04.000Z> Umlauts: >epic series of quests>one of my planned adventures is "Hang over: Warhammer editioN"
<2021-07-30T15:27:29.000Z> Umlauts: Although that one is kind of intended as a break between more typical adventures lmao
<2021-07-30T15:45:29.000Z> Holohoots: >Dude where's my steed?
<2021-07-30T16:08:42.000Z> Umlauts: lmfao good idea
<2021-07-30T17:08:01.000Z> Holohoots: The Chris Chan chatter over the ether reminds me why I fucking hate the sin of gossip. Not even about whether or not one is spreading lies about another or detraction. Rather im subject to overhearing shit I didn't need to be privy to.
<2021-07-30T17:13:05.000Z> Umlauts: My day had definitely been better if I hadn't seen that.
<2021-07-30T17:13:23.000Z> Umlauts: I know to much about mans capability for depravity as it is.
<2021-07-30T17:15:22.000Z> Umlauts: As much fun as pointing and reeeeee'ing can be, there's just some things you shouldn't spread around
<2021-07-30T17:18:35.000Z> Holohoots: Quite. I could take my jollies at CC just being a helpless aspie with zero sense of self awareness but the humor wore off when he went from being an embarrassing goof to legitimate mental illness territory 
<2021-07-30T17:19:26.000Z> Holohoots: Now its like the equivalent of watching a torture film, or playing a game with excessively violent torturous deaths. Its not fun and just makes me feel bad.
<2021-07-30T17:19:47.000Z> Umlauts: It's also not just CWC though. Our circles are a bit too fond of staring into the abyss and forgetting it stares back.
<2021-07-30T17:21:00.000Z> Umlauts: >Its not fun and just makes me feel bad.As much as I gloat about trannies taking L's constantly this feels very true about them too.
<2021-07-30T17:21:17.000Z> Umlauts: There comes a point where it goes from righteous anger to sadism.
<2021-07-30T17:27:25.000Z> Holohoots: Corruption draws DEEP. I honestly don't even give these people time of day in my thoughts.
<2021-07-30T17:29:27.000Z> Umlauts: I don't know how you can be if you're seriously preoccupied with improving yourself. I'm too busy not getting crushed by the Law to seethe about how bad our enemies are.
<2021-07-30T17:38:59.000Z> Holohoots: Pretty much, too busy struggling with my own demons to point and back at someone else's. If anything that just sets me up for a more painful shame down the road, which I'm already certain is bad enough as it stands.
<2021-07-30T17:42:42.000Z> Umlauts: >But you've bitched about the coomers with a log in your eye>I am very smartBoy almost as if I don't want other people repeating the same mistakes I've made and living with that weight of shame when you realise how fucking bad it is.
<2021-07-30T17:43:55.000Z> Umlauts: I made a poast earlier about how I know handholding has become a fetish and I regret even making it. Because knowing something like that is shameful.
<2021-07-30T17:44:54.000Z> Umlauts: Serenity is a movie with a gay libshit morality but BOY do I empathise with the villain of it.
<2021-07-30T17:46:45.000Z> Holohoots: Damn...
<2021-07-30T17:49:28.000Z> Umlauts: >The villain is fighting to build a better world he will have no place in 
<2021-07-30T17:50:08.000Z> Umlauts attached file https://img.poast.org/fbfb944935d4a1e9a83f2ec1e524f342c89012002e5c6b13c35ff6316be75c96.jpg
<2021-07-30T17:51:23.000Z> Umlauts: Also doesn't help I empathize strongly with Moses and the fact he couldn't enter the Promised land.
<2021-07-30T17:56:04.000Z> Holohoots: Yeah, had to be something somewhat bittersweet after all he had done and as far as he brought the Israelites
<2021-07-30T17:57:00.000Z> Umlauts: He tardwrangles the forefathers of the Jews with all the sheer bullshit that entails and then he doesn't get to go to the promised land because he failed to trust in God.
<2021-07-30T17:57:37.000Z> Umlauts: He got his reward in heaven but MAN, it's gotta sting.
<2021-07-30T17:59:13.000Z> Umlauts: By God I feel for that man and all the bullshit he had to go through.
<2021-07-30T17:59:39.000Z> Holohoots: Literally THE MOMENT they escape from captivity 
<2021-07-30T18:00:39.000Z> Umlauts: >Oy vey! Moishe has been up the mountain too long! Let's start worshipping idols!
<2021-07-30T18:15:40.000Z> Holohoots: Damn. It all leaves me with a bad feeling. Sick times.
<2021-07-30T18:17:36.000Z> Umlauts: Yeah well, he's with God now and what remains of the stiff necked hebrews exist as an example of what NOT to be.
<2021-07-30T18:17:54.000Z> Umlauts: As much as Moses had a hard life he got a heavenly reward.
<2021-07-30T18:19:27.000Z> Umlauts: I take heart in that, even though I think I might be too damaged by liberalism to live in the ethnostate. Trust in God and what not.
<2021-07-30T18:28:35.000Z> Holohoots: I'm quite certain I wouldn't live long enough to see any kind of ethnostate. But I'm still thoroughly convinced I'll be dead within the next few years at this point.
<2021-07-30T18:31:04.000Z> Umlauts: Manner of speaking. I think it's a multi-generational struggle before we can reassert into anything like a state in either the US or Europe.>But I'm still thoroughly convinced I'll be dead within the next few years at this point.Man I've had a feeling for years I'll end up dead because of nog or sandnog violence before I'm 50.
<2021-07-30T18:39:16.000Z> Holohoots: And if it's not that, governments becoming more and more hostile to you for enjoying a racist funny. Not even mentioning what they'll do to you if you don't get vaxxed. I'm all but certain my choices are going to be starve or get put in some camp. The questions of what comes with that I shudder to think.
<2021-07-30T18:40:20.000Z> Holohoots: Sorrow comes from knowing I'm too poor to just move somewhere more rural. I'm shackled being too close to town, in the ghetto.
<2021-07-30T18:45:50.000Z> Umlauts: I believe us Christians, regardless of our denomination, are gonna get forced into the catacombs again if we don't cleave to the liberal heresy they're gonna force on all churches under threat of shutting them down tbh.
<2021-07-30T18:46:40.000Z> Umlauts: Gotta count our blessings in these times man. I'm too separated from what living in America is to give any solid comfort for being stuck in a ghetto.
<2021-07-30T18:46:53.000Z> Umlauts: Even the infamous no go zones are not comparable.
<2021-07-30T18:47:19.000Z> Holohoots: Put it this way
<2021-07-30T18:47:40.000Z> Umlauts: I'm technically an 'urbanite', but I live in a city with about a 10k population and I'm just a brisk walk away from wilderness.
<2021-07-30T18:48:17.000Z> Holohoots: I wasn't racial conscious or even understood why anyone would even be racist until I moved into this more diverse city and I was just 14 at that point.
<2021-07-30T18:48:35.000Z> Holohoots: >tfw no woods for walking 
<2021-07-30T18:49:24.000Z> Umlauts: >tfw no woods for walking 
<2021-07-30T18:49:32.000Z> Umlauts attached file https://img.poast.org/3cd58572da52a41ec4442e7c58bbd4b7643f470fa74ff3d744c81ec7b0ed920d.jpg
<2021-07-30T18:50:35.000Z> Umlauts: Man I'll pray for you. I regularly encounter wildlife when walking home following a bike path across town from my irl friends.
<2021-07-30T18:53:20.000Z> Umlauts: But i can also say this in regards to my neighbourhood. When I moved in here in 2016 it was majority white.
<2021-07-30T18:53:38.000Z> Umlauts: Majority browns now and so many fucking nogs.
<2021-07-30T18:54:00.000Z> Umlauts: Niglets all over the place I know will be trouble in just a handful of years.
<2021-07-30T18:54:35.000Z> Holohoots: They ruin everything dude. Fucking hate it, head needing to be on a swivel, probably bullied more by niggers than run of the mill white assholes.
<2021-07-30T18:55:21.000Z> Umlauts: I can deal with white assholes. I know how they act. SAme with arabs tbh.
<2021-07-30T18:55:30.000Z> Umlauts: But nogs? Every situation with them is a fucking crapshoot.
<2021-07-30T18:56:23.000Z> Umlauts: I fucking HATE the arabs man. They're a race of honorless cowards and shysters.
<2021-07-30T18:56:37.000Z> Umlauts: But AT LEAST, AT LEAST they have enough sense to know when to keep the peace.
<2021-07-30T18:56:46.000Z> Umlauts: And how to keep the peace.
<2021-07-30T18:57:18.000Z> Umlauts: But niggers.
<2021-07-30T18:57:20.000Z> Umlauts: Well.
<2021-07-30T18:57:25.000Z> Umlauts: I don't need to explain that.
<2021-07-30T18:58:26.000Z> Holohoots: No explaining the darkness. Just wish they'd go away;  I'm not even a hostile person but fuck its hard to believe people thought that we need to be around these people.
<2021-07-30T18:59:17.000Z> Umlauts: Nothing gives me difficulty accepting that they're also made in the image of God than niggers.
<2021-07-30T18:59:30.000Z> Umlauts: And that's knowing just how fucked by sin the white man is.
<2021-07-30T18:59:42.000Z> Umlauts: I have so hard a time convincing myself niggers are also human.
<2021-07-30T19:00:22.000Z> Umlauts: There's no reason. NO REASON AT ALL. For any nigger to be north of the Sahara.
<2021-07-30T19:00:57.000Z> Umlauts: It should be the universally agreed upon law. No niggers north of the Sahara.
<2021-07-30T19:03:05.000Z> Holohoots: I know its hard here just seeing American Black's will give one a complex. I don't even deny that niggers have souls, and there are some mellow niggers here who are generally good folk, usually some old stock who are almost cartoonishly simple at times, but mean well. But the vast majority nowadays just seem so materialistic and hostile over literally fucking nothing.
<2021-07-30T19:05:14.000Z> Umlauts: I've met one nigger who I'd make the difference between nigger and black man for. Kinda dumb, but well meaning kind from one of the former French colonies. Absolutely zero business north of the Sahara even if I think he's a decent guy at heart.
<2021-07-30T19:06:10.000Z> Umlauts: >But the vast majority nowadays just seem so materialistic and hostile over literally fucking nothing.I wish I could explain how fucking absurd it is seeing 1st gen east african (so not even bantu) niggers go all BLM in Sweden of all places.
<2021-07-30T19:06:48.000Z> Umlauts: It would comical if it wasn't blood libel.
<2021-07-30T19:08:40.000Z> Holohoots: Fucking weird time to be alive
<2021-07-30T19:09:18.000Z> Umlauts: Yeah and they're probably gonna want to settle things Tutsi style.
<2021-07-30T19:11:20.000Z> Holohoots: And to think all I'm wanting out of life is a cold beer and good story. Not sure what I'd call our situation 
<2021-07-30T19:11:27.000Z> Holohoots: Besides gay, obviously 
<2021-07-30T19:12:40.000Z> Umlauts: Fake and gay seems appropriate.
<2021-07-30T19:13:02.000Z> Umlauts: Since we're not allowed to settle things the old fashioned way and RETVRN TO BARBARISM as it were