<2023-02-04T04:46:15.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: I require you to choose between Human, short mountain person, pointy ear fuck. these are totally unbiased descriptions
<2023-02-04T04:54:12.000Z> SuperSnekFriend: kek
<2023-02-04T04:54:27.000Z> SuperSnekFriend: the pointy eared fucks
<2023-02-04T04:55:19.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: Alright now are you a patron of the King (Order) of Elfland or the Queen (Chaos) ?
<2023-02-04T04:55:45.000Z> SuperSnekFriend: Queen :smug2:
<2023-02-04T04:57:06.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: I see I see
<2023-02-04T04:59:45.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: So how prominent is your Elf? is he like a prince of the fey court, a captain of some eleven company, or  some random elf?
<2023-02-04T06:31:22.000Z> SuperSnekFriend: Oh, you are saying MY guy is a pointy eared fuck. Not going to lie, that is pretty gay.
<2023-02-04T06:31:35.000Z> SuperSnekFriend: Captain I guess
<2023-02-04T06:37:27.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: Well understand these are not the big busty pale tiddy waifus of animes. They are essentially more human ayylmaos. Alright are you captain of other knife eared fucks or lead some other company of fey creatures or mixed companies?
<2023-02-04T06:38:25.000Z> SuperSnekFriend: >these are not the big busty pale tiddy waifus of animes. 
<2023-02-04T06:38:28.000Z> SuperSnekFriend: That's a big gay
<2023-02-04T06:38:43.000Z> SuperSnekFriend: lead other knife-eared fucks
<2023-02-04T06:51:48.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: So the situation is The Queen of Elfland has recalled all or cut off the followers of the Elf king in this realm. You are allied with the chaos lords trying to conquer these lands. Humans have stood against the forces of Chaos since the first rift incursions into this realm. Current strategy is let the riftlings take the bulk of the casualties and fey forces sweep in behind and take riftling lands and human alliance controlled territories. So far the Fey Front has the south western lands on thr great continent. The human legions have been skirmishing with your forces back and forth across the bargar river. A few months ago they lost a full legion attempting to push into the Forest of thieves, tbough allied forces lost a great watchtower on the river crossing. Chaos Lords do not like the trickery of the fey but they are still locked behind weakening wards. As a captain there are 3 potential fronts fod you to take your company, Bargar River (Fey controlled), The Great Fortess Adolfs Hold (Human controlled) or the eastward expanse (wild beasts)
<2023-02-04T07:03:54.000Z> SuperSnekFriend: What's Eastwood?
<2023-02-04T07:05:54.000Z> SuperSnekFriend: eastward
<2023-02-04T07:09:26.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: Eastward is immediately ruins of a human city, then open plains to another forest after than an expanse of wasteland and blasted rock from the fall of a great human kingdom, and further past that is one of the heads of the human alliance, The Republic of Oridia. Normally 100s of miles and a month or 2 of travel but tree fucks and tree step a limited distance if they can cast it successfully.
<2023-02-04T07:11:54.000Z> SuperSnekFriend: Is The Great Fortess Adolfs Hold the watchtower?
<2023-02-04T07:14:21.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: No the watchtower was burned to the ground, Adolfs Hold is a Chokepoint built to watch hold the riftlings in the jungle from entering the Kingdom of Ellions Southern border.
<2023-02-04T07:15:37.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: Perhaps I can help with this https://troll.cafe/media/03d1d6b7-3cb9-472f-80a6-2536f8361850/Riftworld_colors_coded.png
<2023-02-04T08:01:41.000Z> SuperSnekFriend: I guess fortify Bargar River for now
<2023-02-04T21:22:16.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: So then you would know, a squad of legion spearmen defeated a pet of an elvish lord and escaped into the garden of demons. Around the same time as the destruction of the watchtower. Fey forces are soon to do a combined attack with the riftlings on Cacot. Then the warren of fell sorrows is in uprising and needs help pacifying rebels. You are a Captain of knife ears and have renown enough to do whatever you choose.
<2023-02-06T06:03:11.000Z> SuperSnekFriend: Stop by the Fell Sorrows to hel the Warren.
<2023-02-06T06:04:48.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: Alright, These things will probably be tranferred to my actual rpg campaign 
<2023-02-06T06:13:14.000Z> SuperSnekFriend: :jahy_oooh:
<2023-02-06T06:29:52.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: Look that spear squad that escaped, those 5 guys are the protags. They like some few of the humans are touched by thier gods. Or at least there is no other explanation of a them escaping the massacre of thier slave legion. 
<2023-02-06T06:42:12.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: You could investigate to have your knife eared captain maybe make an appearance in the campaign, last reports have them using the ancient gateway to step to another desrroyed elven fortress right below the garden of demons. They were stopped before they reached the fortress by fey magicks. Thier trail was picked up leading into the garden. They are assumed dead as the garden kills trespassers.
<2023-02-06T06:43:53.000Z> SuperSnekFriend: I'm getting lost, since I'm now thrust into world and a major quest of quests that I do not still understand. Maybe make a main thread and move this there? :02_think:
<2023-02-06T06:47:23.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: Its fine you are a knife eared fuck thrown into a war you dont really care about. Some of these places didnt even exist last time you came out of your wooden cum dungeon.
<2023-02-06T06:48:29.000Z> SuperSnekFriend: >your wooden cum dungeon.
<2023-02-06T06:48:47.000Z> SuperSnekFriend: With my cute elf brood waif? :thonk_baka:
<2023-02-06T06:49:21.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: Sure, elf females are 90% slaves now 
<2023-02-06T06:51:25.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: Also what is the dagger heads name?
<2023-02-06T06:56:55.000Z> SuperSnekFriend: :shrug_akko:
<2023-02-06T07:02:43.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: His name is now Elelior means some nonsense about a lion star.
<2023-02-06T07:04:16.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: Also how do I stop the doki doki
<2023-02-06T07:19:20.000Z> SuperSnekFriend: You can't stop the doki doki. :jahy_evil:
<2023-02-06T07:29:48.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: Useless. So which great elvish quest do you undertake. It would help to know you arent scrubs, you and your small company each person would be like an a equivalent of some greek hero
<2023-02-06T07:33:08.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: Useless. So which great elvish quest do you undertake. It would help to know you arent scrubs, you and your small company each person would be like an a equivalent of some greek hero
<2023-02-06T07:43:35.000Z> SuperSnekFriend: >So which great elvish quest do you undertakeUh, try to help the Queen conquer the southern part of the continent. :02_think:
<2023-02-07T17:44:18.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: Look thats more of yhe overarching goal rather than a quest
<2023-02-07T17:45:54.000Z> SuperSnekFriend: Well, then bolstering the front along the river should be the quest towards that goal.
<2023-02-12T03:46:56.000Z> MasterSimper@troll.cafe: I see, kuwabara kuwabara, you are sent to find what happened to the spear squad that escaped, the elf lords want to know how they died to make an appropriate song.