<2022-12-17T04:03:42.000Z> King_Porgi: Made smoked butter tonight, spatchcocked a turkey and prepped a half a pork belly for this Christmas party tomorrow.  How was your dessert exchange today? https://i.poastcdn.org/5eb42b8979ceb334e40dd50d472d3ecf5771dee5b7c3ba5fa5217a7d187518e1.jpg
<2022-12-17T04:07:25.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: Would steal all meatz. It was good. I went in a food coma. Then everyone at work left me for like two hours... so being incredibly cool, I stared at a wall for two hours listening to music. 
<2022-12-17T04:10:42.000Z> King_Porgi: Excellent. Very relatable.
<2022-12-17T04:10:59.000Z> King_Porgi: WAIT WHERES MY DRUG PIC OF BUTTER AT?!?!
<2022-12-17T04:11:17.000Z> King_Porgi attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/e119aad9a43e99e353ef6bf48f4bf201238bf28681bf7836fd881cf51ee09617.jpg
<2022-12-17T04:11:54.000Z> King_Porgi: Giving it out by the pound all plastic wrapped up
<2022-12-17T04:12:22.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: Gifts or just a real passion for butter?
<2022-12-17T04:14:02.000Z> King_Porgi: Gifts.
<2022-12-17T04:14:18.000Z> King_Porgi: Goes with the jam and oil from yesterday.
<2022-12-17T04:14:44.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: You go all out. I like it. 
<2022-12-17T04:14:49.000Z> King_Porgi: Wish it was colder out. Could have smoked it longer. 5 hours should be enough.
<2022-12-17T04:16:34.000Z> King_Porgi: I love Christmas, my family and friends. Least I could do. My buddies wife made me canned pickled spiced green beans, canned mango salsa and some spicey pepper jelly. So the little effort goes around.
<2022-12-17T04:16:57.000Z> King_Porgi: >you go all out
<2022-12-17T04:17:09.000Z> King_Porgi: You should see my charcuterie boards lol
<2022-12-17T04:17:27.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: Would. 😃
<2022-12-17T04:17:58.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: That's cool though. Most of my friends are low effort. 
<2022-12-17T04:18:42.000Z> King_Porgi: I think this year I got around 9 different cheeses, grapes, dates, fig spread and like 7 or 8 different styles of meat.
<2022-12-17T04:19:10.000Z> King_Porgi: Low effort is better. It's more humble and worth more than just "I got it on Amazon brah"
<2022-12-17T04:19:25.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: Meat and cheese are my two favorite food groups. 😋 
<2022-12-17T04:20:09.000Z> King_Porgi: They're the best food groups. Can't wait to smoke more tomorrow! <3
<2022-12-17T04:20:57.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: Busy little pup. 
<2022-12-17T04:26:51.000Z> King_Porgi: I try to be. Too many guys are all jews this! Jews that! and sperg on every little thing trying to be "alpha" fags. The only thing alpha about them is the whole alphabet on the keyboard. They're so scared to talk to everyday people. Very sad.
<2022-12-17T04:27:49.000Z> King_Porgi: Like, I get they are the problem but, what does me getting into a pissing contest over every minot detail going to do. They are exhausting and very homosexual.
<2022-12-17T04:32:00.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: Ppl seem to love to fight and rehash. I rather goof off. 
<2022-12-17T04:34:23.000Z> King_Porgi: Ya the internet is for fun and bullying legit heebs and faggots. Go be a faggot somewhere else if you wanna sperg. I just wanna be a nice guy natsoc.
<2022-12-17T04:35:15.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: >guy 
<2022-12-17T04:35:19.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: Sus
<2022-12-17T04:35:28.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: 😂
<2022-12-17T04:35:34.000Z> King_Porgi: 😭😭😭😭😭
<2022-12-17T04:36:00.000Z> King_Porgi: If I larp as a doggy in dms people call me a furry D:< 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
<2022-12-17T04:37:59.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: Do they? Huh. I never thought of that...but I think it's fun. 
<2022-12-17T04:39:58.000Z> King_Porgi: Ya I've been called a furry a couple times. Unironically those guys were people that pissed off admins and got yeeted lol go figure. 
<2022-12-17T04:41:29.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: I only see furries have cartoon dogs or costumes on. Not puppy reaction images. 
<2022-12-17T04:41:50.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: Some ppl, mango. 
<2022-12-17T04:44:00.000Z> King_Porgi: Ya. Pretty much it was spergy chudbud folks back in September during the great flood. Imagine my shock coming back after a month hiatus from social media to get accosted by such weird people.  They really need to log off.
<2022-12-17T13:00:25.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: I saw one of those threads. I bit her head off for talking crap on my pup. I get along with Chudbuds but I also know what to expect and try not to get too close. There are a lot of ppl that take this stuff very seriously.
<2022-12-17T15:46:46.000Z> King_Porgi attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/665551809c79494f6219828083336a4a4e0fec7bfaf71128d225d36c1cc6f3c6.mp4
<2022-12-17T15:49:08.000Z> King_Porgi: her? Who is this? That ariel thot that sells her nudes online or the wamyn from the UK that throws on a dress made from paper mache that only posts her huge milkers and calls it cosplay? Both filled with thottery energy while here looking for a 'trad' man. Smh
<2022-12-17T15:49:21.000Z> King_Porgi: Regardless. Thank you <3
<2022-12-17T16:02:47.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: Anytime tiny pup. 💜Yeah, I'm fairly nice so I end up like a collector of broken toys on here. I kinda have to be careful now...Crazy+ Nonbelievers tends to end in trouble for Hussy. Took me too long to realize I can't help everyone. 😂
<2022-12-17T16:08:40.000Z> King_Porgi: Ya good call. Just be nice and lurk is what I do. As soon as folks act schitzo I just let them sperg out on their own and move on. Some people really have mental issues. Glad you came to the realization though! Always good to keep your guard up.
<2022-12-17T16:11:35.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: That's it. I'm gonna start schizoing out in your dms. You're done here pup. (This was all an elaborate ruse to steal your smoky butter and pork belly. 😏)
<2022-12-17T16:15:04.000Z> King_Porgi: I'll just hit on you more aggressively while throwing smoked butter at you 😏
<2022-12-17T17:29:24.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: This seems like it would work. 🤔 
<2022-12-18T23:05:00.000Z> King_Porgi: Excellent. I'll also throw cheese and meats at you too
<2022-12-18T23:05:40.000Z> King_Porgi attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/03fdb27fc20a1170924c3b2ebbb5062da5feed743db015f4b4aab78633fa0b6b.jpg
<2022-12-18T23:30:56.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: That looks like absolute heaven. 
<2022-12-18T23:51:15.000Z> King_Porgi: It was a a good time.
<2022-12-25T15:34:41.000Z> King_Porgi: Merry Christmas friend <3
<2022-12-25T15:34:58.000Z> King_Porgi: God Bless you and yours today <3
<2022-12-25T16:11:21.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: Merry Christmas hun! 💜
<2022-12-28T02:42:04.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: Do you and Plat get along? I can't tell. 
<2022-12-28T03:14:45.000Z> King_Porgi: Ya we do. I just enjoy busting his balls. However he doesn't seem to receptive to the dyke jokes so I may have to dial it back a bit.
<2022-12-28T03:17:57.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: As a full time internet bully, I've learned it's all about variety. 😂
<2022-12-28T03:18:37.000Z> King_Porgi: Apparently lol
<2022-12-28T03:18:53.000Z> King_Porgi: These sensitive tomboys ill tell you hwat 
<2022-12-28T03:20:05.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: It's the female anime avatars...it's make them soft. 
<2022-12-28T03:20:36.000Z> King_Porgi: Straight up bussy and thigh high enthusiasts 
<2022-12-28T03:22:07.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: I would tell you to work up to getting tit pics but his might be kinda hairy. 😏
<2022-12-28T03:28:01.000Z> King_Porgi: OMO
<2022-12-28T03:28:23.000Z> King_Porgi: Furry booba
<2022-12-28T03:28:39.000Z> King_Porgi: Might be comfortable pillows 
<2022-12-28T03:30:33.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: You might just be a real puppy. Sus
<2022-12-28T03:45:23.000Z> King_Porgi: It takes me so long to type
<2022-12-28T03:45:31.000Z> King_Porgi: Could be true
<2022-12-28T03:50:29.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: I knew it. It's a puppy trap. 
<2022-12-28T04:50:24.000Z> King_Porgi: Indeed. Puppy trap for booba
<2022-12-28T04:50:50.000Z> King_Porgi: It took me an hour to type that and this
<2022-12-28T04:52:21.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: Omg Im not your first priority?! I'm shocked. 😂
<2022-12-28T04:53:57.000Z> King_Porgi: Lol
<2022-12-28T04:54:05.000Z> King_Porgi: Work has been wild today
<2022-12-28T04:54:15.000Z> King_Porgi: So much wasted time
<2022-12-28T04:54:30.000Z> King_Porgi: Could be spent on more important things
<2022-12-28T04:55:35.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: Same with mine. Yesterday I watched netflix all day. 
<2022-12-28T04:56:06.000Z> King_Porgi: Cliffhanger episodes are the worst lol
<2022-12-28T05:00:12.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: They are. ☹️ Or when ppl have the audacity to make me work...at work. 
<2022-12-28T05:02:51.000Z> King_Porgi: Right? Like, can't you see I'm shitposting or flirting ova ere?!!?
<2022-12-28T05:04:27.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: You're flirting with Plat again? It's the butch anesthetic huh? 
<2022-12-28T05:05:12.000Z> King_Porgi: Gonna have to fight her 
<2022-12-28T05:05:32.000Z> King_Porgi attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/1acd509bce06975dd86aae26c26bd389b2c3705329f1c68b01f0286d203de182.mp4
<2022-12-28T05:06:54.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: Ngl....that's the fun stuff. 
<2022-12-28T05:08:37.000Z> King_Porgi: I'll enjoy watching from the sidelines
<2022-12-28T05:09:06.000Z> King_Porgi: In the end I win. 😏
<2022-12-28T05:09:29.000Z> King_Porgi: Oh wait, no! Plat has a dick! I'm falling for my own meme
<2022-12-28T05:09:51.000Z> King_Porgi: YOU BETTER WIN
<2022-12-28T05:10:08.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: That was way too fun to watch you walk in to. 
<2022-12-28T05:10:48.000Z> King_Porgi: Walking into walls is not just a profession, it's and art
<2022-12-28T05:14:54.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: On one hand I laugh...on the other I must protect my adopted pup.
<2022-12-28T05:18:59.000Z> King_Porgi: The wall had it coming tbh. Shouldn't have looked at me that way
<2022-12-28T05:21:21.000Z> King_Porgi: OH WAIT! ITS STILL TUESDAY WHERE YOU ARE
<2022-12-28T05:21:40.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: It is. 😃
<2022-12-28T05:21:50.000Z> King_Porgi attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/dc1df3cff5a417e69890840aa91097943bb94284cd9c7575bbb25d8ac852de7c.mp4
<2022-12-28T05:22:07.000Z> King_Porgi: Hehehehehehe
<2022-12-28T05:22:30.000Z> King_Porgi attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/d87ee1b4ce179fb0ebb2fb1053ffe33d603d1d7e3ebeeea3187f0b04791d03ad.jpg
<2022-12-28T05:22:42.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: LOL. I shoulda see that coming!
<2022-12-28T05:22:51.000Z> King_Porgi: LOL
<2022-12-28T05:23:19.000Z> King_Porgi: Dude, I've been looking for that in my meme folder since boobs were brought up lmao
<2022-12-28T05:23:32.000Z> King_Porgi: It's been a day lol
<2022-12-28T05:23:34.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: Flipping dogs....you realize that is my kryptonite...
<2022-12-28T05:23:49.000Z> King_Porgi: Yes. They are the best. <3
<2022-12-28T05:24:03.000Z> King_Porgi attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/991a514f32f840e1d849167f066d60d3917512297f98279af33e396e4437ff8b.jpg
<2022-12-28T05:24:40.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: I got tits once on fedi. I asked her what he hair color was....then BOOBA
<2022-12-28T05:24:57.000Z> King_Porgi: Lol
<2022-12-28T05:25:13.000Z> King_Porgi: Some woman really do be like that anymore smh
<2022-12-28T05:25:31.000Z> King_Porgi: I mean I guess she got straight to the point?
<2022-12-28T05:26:41.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: Ohhhhh that was the point? Lol Missed that. 
<2022-12-28T05:26:58.000Z> King_Porgi: Two points actually.
<2022-12-28T05:27:13.000Z> King_Porgi: Well less points and more orb like mounds
<2022-12-28T05:28:09.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: That's why she got mad at me. I thought it was the only picture she had. I am really good at signals. 😂
<2022-12-28T05:28:45.000Z> King_Porgi attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/e1133cc21868fdc9e38e7b91be9e417767afb0a44c67403e358543ef9b3ed459.jpg
<2022-12-28T05:28:57.000Z> King_Porgi: I'd say I'm good at red light green light but,
<2022-12-28T05:33:19.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: You're all in on the roleplay. Must get crazy in bed. 😂
<2022-12-28T05:34:35.000Z> King_Porgi: Ya I'll bite your.... toes. 
<2022-12-28T05:34:40.000Z> King_Porgi: Yup toes
<2022-12-28T05:35:46.000Z> King_Porgi: Also a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell
<2022-12-28T05:36:42.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: I would hope not. That's just rood. 
<2022-12-28T05:37:14.000Z> King_Porgi: Indeed. The mystery is best left to the imagination 
<2022-12-28T05:38:14.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: Oh you are totally gonna get that used against you. 😏
<2022-12-28T05:38:27.000Z> King_Porgi: Ono
<2022-12-28T05:40:55.000Z> King_Porgi attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/1e0107ee096f5558ba5641c8c768b876e16c5a5141bcde500da3804de3316368.mp4
<2022-12-28T05:54:37.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital attached file https://nicecrew.digital/media/103816cb0ee1f34524973b2c2ca5216b40759da5a01b1312092de8ea7a0a06c1.wav
<2022-12-28T05:55:13.000Z> King_Porgi: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<2022-12-28T05:55:21.000Z> King_Porgi: I can't see it.
<2022-12-28T05:55:44.000Z> King_Porgi attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/0624c982a1726af1c929f92ed07a482035aa73a0aac0cb87092843bcbecd43bd.jpg
<2022-12-28T05:56:41.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital attached file https://nicecrew.digital/media/67c76181f3c214b6f93bc6b363838153ddf4f28b1f4b2d252267b8b41813238f.mp3
<2022-12-28T05:57:04.000Z> King_Porgi: 😭😭😭😭😭😭
<2022-12-28T05:57:07.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital attached file https://nicecrew.digital/media/67c76181f3c214b6f93bc6b363838153ddf4f28b1f4b2d252267b8b41813238f.mp3
<2022-12-28T05:57:16.000Z> King_Porgi: Still nothing it is a sad day
<2022-12-28T05:57:19.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: I give up. Dms hate me
<2022-12-28T05:57:24.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: 😂😂😂
<2022-12-28T05:57:30.000Z> King_Porgi: 😭😭😭😭
<2022-12-28T05:57:41.000Z> King_Porgi: The booba I'll never see
<2022-12-28T05:57:56.000Z> King_Porgi: Thank you im die, goodbye forever
<2022-12-28T05:58:41.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: Lol. I didn't send booba. 
<2022-12-28T05:59:38.000Z> King_Porgi: Lol
<2022-12-28T06:00:52.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: Jokes on you. Those were all booba. Sucker
<2022-12-28T06:01:20.000Z> King_Porgi: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<2022-12-28T06:01:37.000Z> King_Porgi: Now I know why we milk cows and goats
<2022-12-28T06:01:56.000Z> King_Porgi: Getting milk is hard lmao
<2022-12-28T06:03:41.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: Attempts should always be made. Whether they produce or not. Keeps the cow happy. 
<2022-12-28T06:04:47.000Z> King_Porgi: Happy cows = good milk, cheese and BEEEF
<2022-12-28T06:06:24.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: Utter neglect is real. 😏
<2022-12-28T06:07:12.000Z> King_Porgi: I'd utter at the thought
<2022-12-28T06:09:15.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: Damn porgi....you're trouble. 😂
<2022-12-28T06:10:12.000Z> King_Porgi: Yes. 😏
<2022-12-28T06:10:27.000Z> King_Porgi: That's what happens when you're 4.5 y/o
<2022-12-28T06:11:34.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: Accurate calculation?
<2022-12-28T06:11:42.000Z> King_Porgi: Give or take a couple months. I'm bad at math
<2022-12-28T06:12:35.000Z> King_Porgi: 4.5714........
<2022-12-28T06:12:45.000Z> King_Porgi: Math bad.
<2022-12-28T06:17:24.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: Inventive. 
<2022-12-28T06:17:58.000Z> King_Porgi: Inventively bad at math
<2022-12-28T06:21:29.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: It's okay. Makes sense. I figured either super confident young "pup" ☹️ or a "pup" that's got his shit figured out. 
<2022-12-28T06:22:44.000Z> King_Porgi: The figured out is a trick in this shit market. 😭😭😭
<2022-12-28T06:24:29.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: That's the truth. 
<2022-12-28T06:25:33.000Z> King_Porgi: I was saving and saving and saving then BOOM covid happen and if you don't have a briefcase of cash fuck you
<2022-12-28T06:26:15.000Z> King_Porgi: My life plan is definitely not following the plan. D:<
<2022-12-28T06:27:35.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: I didn't even get 5 minutes off work because of covid. My boss just put paper on the windows and kept going. 
<2022-12-28T06:27:53.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: Im sorry tiny pup. 
<2022-12-28T06:28:43.000Z> King_Porgi: Oh I worked all of covid too. "Essential business"
<2022-12-28T06:29:17.000Z> King_Porgi: It's ok. Life is extremely gay. Nothing much else to do then weather the storm
<2022-12-28T06:31:01.000Z> King_Porgi: My job they even put peices of tape down in the office where people can't cross a line. As well as 6 foot spacers in the hallway. They even hired beans from some contractor group 24/7 wiping down the hands rails in the stairwells.
<2022-12-28T06:31:57.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: Life can be shit. Things can knock you the flip out...ppl can be shit...but it can also be fabulous.  
<2022-12-28T06:34:05.000Z> King_Porgi: Yup. I'm not letting it get me down too hard. Had plenty of other distractions irl at that time with people and gay ops irl.
<2022-12-28T06:38:48.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: I feel you. I've had my fair share of that bologna poop. It's always ppl for me....always ppl. 
<2022-12-28T06:39:58.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: Ahh sorry. Getting real. Lol I'll leave you be, nice MAN. Boom served. 
<2022-12-28T06:41:04.000Z> King_Porgi: Damn. No worries. I'm here for another 6 hours at work so I'll be extremely online til the sunrise 
<2022-12-28T06:42:19.000Z> King_Porgi: >served zero milk
<2022-12-28T06:42:24.000Z> King_Porgi: 😭😭😭😭😭😭
<2022-12-28T06:44:29.000Z> King_Porgi: jk anyway. Rest up buttercup I'll scratch your back later
<2022-12-28T13:07:07.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: I went to sleep on you. You were bamboozled. 
<2022-12-28T13:24:16.000Z> King_Porgi: HECK
<2022-12-28T13:39:37.000Z> King_Porgi: You sleep well at least? Seems like you didn't sleep for very long.
<2022-12-28T15:03:13.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: I had a crazy day yesterday so I was a bit wired. Stayed up later than normal....that doesn't stop my 5am gym time. But yes I slept well...I feel rather energized. 😃
<2022-12-28T15:28:42.000Z> King_Porgi: Well that's good. Glad to hear you're keeping a decent schedule. Daily rituals are important. I'm currently being a goober by doing my wed chores with shopping and laundry. Also crushing a couple claws while I'm at it. Pray you have a good day today at least! 🥰
<2022-12-28T15:30:21.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: You too hun. 💜
<2022-12-28T15:33:07.000Z> King_Porgi: Working on it <3 Doing my bed sheets so it'll be a big comfy sleep. Also working on making kielbasa and pierogies for supper. Heading for the big wed slumber after working this week.
<2022-12-28T15:35:52.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: Look at you all domesticated and house trained. Sound delicious. I love kielbasa...I normally throw it in with sauerkraut. German girl fr. 😂
<2022-12-28T15:37:30.000Z> King_Porgi: Oh I have that as well but, that's for new year's dinner. Also have some pork tenderloin. Can't be new year's without pork, sauerkraut and mashed potatoes<3
<2022-12-28T15:37:59.000Z> King_Porgi: Very domesticated. Love being comfy. 
<2022-12-28T15:38:11.000Z> King_Porgi: >German girl
<2022-12-28T15:38:19.000Z> King_Porgi: 😭😭😭😭
<2022-12-28T15:38:28.000Z> King_Porgi: OUHHHHHHHH
<2022-12-28T15:38:49.000Z> King_Porgi: <3<3<3<3<3<3
<2022-12-28T15:39:01.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: I'm doing bean and hamhock soup with cornbread for new years. I'm excited!
<2022-12-28T15:39:22.000Z> King_Porgi: MMMMMMMMMMMM
<2022-12-28T15:39:42.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: 😃
<2022-12-28T15:43:03.000Z> King_Porgi: Ya we've always stuck to the traditional pork and sauerkraut for new years as it brings good luck for our loved ones for the new year. The last time we didn't my younger cousin flatlined at the hospital and has been fighting cancer ever since. Poor kid is only 22. Currently relearning everything. Walk, talk and taking care of himself. It's been quite a 2 year process. I feel so bad for him because you can see him in there but, he's so torn away from how he was. 
<2022-12-28T15:44:07.000Z> King_Porgi: This is pretty much related to my one pinned post. All his friends are moving on and he's left behind. It really sucks. I wish I could trade places with him. He's much better off with my aunt and uncle then I ever was.
<2022-12-28T15:45:11.000Z> King_Porgi: Sorry for being a mood dampener. Is your meal like a southern thing? I'm just assuming with the cornbread and all.
<2022-12-28T15:47:02.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: Funny how we stick to traditional. I like tradition. Yes it's a fairly traditional southern civil war tradition to eat pork and beans for new years. The soup had kinda been a pass down recipe. It's really good. 
<2022-12-28T15:48:17.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: I am not easy to debbie downer. Life has thrown far too much at me. 
<2022-12-28T15:57:52.000Z> King_Porgi: I love my tradition and ritualism. Really think it's good for the body and soul. The closest I've gotten to soup like that is a family recipe for split pea and ham soup from my great grandmother. It's fantastic! Now that I think about it I should make it again here soon. Been far too long.
<2022-12-28T15:58:06.000Z> King_Porgi: >:47 AMI am not easy to debbie downer. Life has thrown far too much at me.
<2022-12-28T15:58:38.000Z> King_Porgi: Understandable. We all have our personal lives and tribulations. Thank you <3
<2022-12-28T17:47:42.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: You're a good egg, tiny pup. 
<2022-12-31T20:03:56.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: You didn't get weird dm's right? Outside of plat...
<2022-12-31T20:57:22.000Z> King_Porgi: no. although my notifications are fubar anyway since i use browser. Why what happened?
<2022-12-31T20:58:19.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: Just making sure I didn't cause you trouble. :)
<2022-12-31T21:00:31.000Z> King_Porgi: oh no worries i was already starting shit with a "female" chudbud earlier lol
<2022-12-31T21:00:43.000Z> King_Porgi: today is a spicey ramen day
<2022-12-31T21:04:45.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: That works...I don't actually want to upset you though.
<2022-12-31T21:05:16.000Z> King_Porgi: oh no you're good. <3 I'd let you know if i was.
<2022-12-31T21:12:35.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: Perfect!
<2022-12-31T21:13:14.000Z> King_Porgi attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/6595777b08555f000359decee4223f5275a4a2cd40fc79013e7e1f607b9ff564.png
<2023-01-01T01:54:24.000Z> King_Porgi: i seared that pork loin an hour ago and still can't get the smeel out of my nose lol
<2023-01-01T01:56:15.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: Could be worse. I had a stinky fat lady smell in my nose for like 4 hours at work last week. 
<2023-01-01T01:56:52.000Z> King_Porgi: gross. that sounds terrible. I really don't understand the fat smelly people thing.
<2023-01-01T01:57:30.000Z> King_Porgi: like, take a shower everyday. wear antiperspirants fuuuuuuk
<2023-01-01T01:58:32.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: Way too many ppl don't. I can't live without a shower. 
<2023-01-01T01:59:14.000Z> King_Porgi: seriously. I need that ritual. 
<2023-01-01T02:01:07.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: Me too. I can't handle not shaving...total ocd. I even do it hiking. In ice lakes. 😂
<2023-01-01T02:02:47.000Z> King_Porgi: oh shit lol
<2023-01-01T02:03:16.000Z> King_Porgi: >shaving loluh what's that?
<2023-01-01T02:04:02.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: Things girls do. Not puppies. 
<2023-01-01T02:04:36.000Z> King_Porgi: phew thank God. I got cold for a second there.
<2023-01-01T02:05:40.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: Don't worry I won't shave you. 
<2023-01-01T02:06:45.000Z> King_Porgi: thank goodness. I wish to remain pure.
<2023-01-01T02:10:23.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: As my sock account, you are nothing but pure. 
<2023-01-01T02:11:27.000Z> King_Porgi: <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
<2023-01-01T02:11:30.000Z> King_Porgi: you bet
<2023-01-01T02:12:26.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: 😂😂 too good. 
<2023-01-01T02:13:20.000Z> King_Porgi attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/bd004dbb84fffa6b6ab8df1b2c98926dc8b9afe97bea5fa9cf85572fe049383e.png
<2023-01-01T08:02:05.000Z> King_Porgi: HAPPY NEW YEAR! May God Bless you and yours in this upcoming year! <3
<2023-01-01T12:27:31.000Z> PygmalionsMonster@nicecrew.digital: Happy New Year hun!